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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 63 - Cream of Wheat · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today
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  Speaker 5: it is Memorial Day, so we're gonna give him a
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  Speaker 5: big thanks to the troops, double handed salute to the troops.
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  Speaker 5: We actually just got the honor of meeting some troops abruptly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they force fed us, and I can see why
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  Speaker 1: people steel Valor. They raided the office, those fucking uniforms,
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  Speaker 1: open doors. They just were loitering outside smoking cigarettes.
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  Speaker 5: They wanted to meet El Presidente and Frank the Tank,
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  Speaker 5: but instead they got to meet Roan and some other dude.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't even know who, Yes they did. We could
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  Speaker 1: talk unmitigated shit on them right now because they don't
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  Speaker 1: even know we have a podcast, don't.
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  Speaker 5: But also they definitely knew who you were.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think. So you pulled up and.
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  Speaker 5: They were all like, Adam, No, They're like, that's the
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  Speaker 5: boy from the roof Rowdy.
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  Speaker 1: They do.
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  Speaker 5: They all knew you. They were like, why weren't you
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  Speaker 5: had rough and Rowdy this last week?
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  Speaker 1: Why do we even have a navy anymore? What are
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  Speaker 1: those dudes doing and why are they dressed like that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to get on that. I'm not trying to
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  Speaker 5: get on this fucking You're not trying to ask. And
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  Speaker 5: Ron hate the military.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I just I love the military. I gave them
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  Speaker 1: the tour. Wait, did you hit the gym today? What's
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  Speaker 1: going on?
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  Speaker 5: Hit the gym and I'm off the beers?
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 6: Well?
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  Speaker 5: As of yesterday, I'm not drinking anymore until Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, cause.
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  Speaker 5: I am so fucking fat, Like it's not even funny.
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  Speaker 5: I saw a picture. I was looking through the pictures
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  Speaker 5: from the Barsela's Most Dangerous Game and I saw one
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  Speaker 5: of me that I like, I thought it was photoshopped.
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  Speaker 5: I was horrified. I'm back on keto?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, were you ever on keto before senior year.
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  Speaker 5: Of high school? And what were down to eleven percent
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  Speaker 5: body fat? That's bullshit. I swear to god, how did
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  Speaker 5: you even test the body? Because I had one of
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  Speaker 5: those scales that does it?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my sister has one.
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  Speaker 1: One of those pieces of like the metal forceps that
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  Speaker 1: ye have you ever seen that?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, that's how they used to do it back in
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  Speaker 1: the day. I saw oh, and I saw sass with
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  Speaker 1: his shirt off. That's not true.
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  Speaker 5: Was that unless you had like binoculars on, you didn't
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  Speaker 5: he had.
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  Speaker 1: He had like five production assistants standing around with I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have to do that. They just did that. I
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  Speaker 1: see he actually did. Yeah I did. He was like
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  Speaker 1: a half step and they were all like shuffling dou
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  Speaker 1: Because I was like, what are we going to do?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what's going on? I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: We can't talk about any of it. But he he
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  Speaker 5: that good happened. He looked good, And you don't have
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  Speaker 5: to lie to me. I look terrible. So funny the
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  Speaker 5: way you talk about it. I'm like thirty percent body
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  Speaker 5: fat right now.
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  Speaker 1: No, I thought that you would have been like, I
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  Speaker 1: can't bad out.
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  Speaker 5: But I can't even look myself in the mirror like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yesterday I was sweating and I took my shirt off
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  Speaker 5: while I was going to bed. I put it back
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  Speaker 5: on it because I was like, I was like, I
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  Speaker 5: can't look like. I don't even want like the odds
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  Speaker 5: of someone from outside looking into.
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  Speaker 1: What if my sleep paralysis demons? Yeah, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: them to see how fast horrified.
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  Speaker 5: That's uh, but I think it because I've just been drinking, Like,
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  Speaker 5: I think if I just don't drink this week, I'll
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  Speaker 5: lose a lot of weight.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you. I think every day that you don't drink,
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  Speaker 1: I think you can lose a pound. And every day
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  Speaker 1: that you like cook for yourself at home all day,
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  Speaker 1: I think you can also lose a pound. Yeah that's
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  Speaker 1: out of the clean y.
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  Speaker 5: So not drinking a muscle Maker grill, but that's my
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  Speaker 5: go to spot when I grind mode.
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  Speaker 1: No free ads, but what's I'll give ad? What's going on? Rule?
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  Speaker 1: At the m MG?
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  Speaker 5: I just get some out of mamma and some chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, fuck yeah? What is there any type of
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  Speaker 1: greens or anything or that's your mommy.
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  Speaker 5: That's greens. It makes it a broccoli one broccoli here
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  Speaker 5: and there.
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  Speaker 1: I find it. I feel like, if you want to
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  Speaker 1: lose weight, you've got to be in a caloric deficit, right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, if I really wanted to, if I really go
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  Speaker 5: all out, which I'm not sure if I'm going to yet,
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  Speaker 5: but this is my second day back in the gym,
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  Speaker 5: I will eat just chicken and broccoli, and I've done it.
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  Speaker 5: But for and I literally didn't have a snack for
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  Speaker 5: like six months. I would just buy a rotisserie chicken
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  Speaker 5: and I would just rip pieces off of it and
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  Speaker 5: eat that for first snap.
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  Speaker 1: It is actually a good snack. It is a grimy.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great snack. It's pretty slimy, though.
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  Speaker 5: And I lost all of my body fat in like
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  Speaker 5: a month.
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  Speaker 1: Did you put it all back on?
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  Speaker 5: As soon as I went to college. I had like
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  Speaker 5: one beer and I gained it all back.
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  Speaker 1: The beers are what would do it to you? But
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  Speaker 1: you also have body dysmorphia, my friend, Oh no, not anymore.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't body This isn't body dysmorphia. This is real life.
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  Speaker 1: You are the girl who's like, I'm so fat, this
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  Speaker 1: is like shredded and like shaving a carrot with her.
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  Speaker 1: Used to be like that, but now this is real life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so fucking fat. Fat arm as Mike I said,
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  Speaker 1: do I? I said, does this shirt make me look fat?
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  Speaker 1: And he goes, I think you're just getting fat? Dude,
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  Speaker 1: he's just bullying.
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  Speaker 5: He no, he was being serious, and I respected his honesty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, what what did you do with the gym today?
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  Speaker 5: Obviously biceps and triceeps, No, no triceps to really, that's
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  Speaker 5: just a natural swell hotly. I did. Uh, Yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 5: I did back and drop back in.
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  Speaker 1: Ba's little pool day. Yeah uh, I have marrow's legs.
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  Speaker 1: To lose weight, I feel like you have to be
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  Speaker 1: in a caloric deficit. But I find it impossible. It
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  Speaker 1: is to have any idea what I ate all day.
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  Speaker 1: I never know what.
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  Speaker 5: I I was texting KB. I texted KB because I haven't.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I used to go to the gym all
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  Speaker 5: the time, like in like the summer. Last summer was
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  Speaker 5: the most jacked I ever been. And then the fall
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  Speaker 5: I got, I was okay, but then I got COVID
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  Speaker 5: in like December, and I just like never went back
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  Speaker 5: to the gym.
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  Speaker 1: That's such a bitch ass excuse.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, I I it wasn't even like
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't because of COVID. It's like when you go
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  Speaker 5: for a long time and you miss one day and
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  Speaker 5: you're like, oh, so I could just not do this.
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  Speaker 5: Then you're like, I'm never going back to the gym.
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  Speaker 5: You need to like hit a low.
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  Speaker 1: So COVID had nothing to do with it.
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  Speaker 5: No, but COVID was the reason I didn't go, and
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  Speaker 5: then I never went back after that.
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  Speaker 1: But COVID is like five days.
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  Speaker 5: Not when I actually had it. The day I was
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  Speaker 5: really east from quarantine was the day that they announced
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  Speaker 5: that it's no longer a fourteen day quarantine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were the last one, Yes, I was. You're
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  Speaker 1: like the dude who paid off his student loans and
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  Speaker 1: then all the student loans got for him. Yeah fuck this, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: exactly why was I in lockdown?
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  Speaker 5: Exactly?
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  Speaker 1: But you like that's not why you just had it
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  Speaker 1: was a good excuse. But now you have your motivation back,
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  Speaker 1: and I think a lot of people have their motivation back.
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  Speaker 1: Like the start of summer, Memorial Day weekend is like
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  Speaker 1: the New Year's.
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  Speaker 5: Like, we'll get back because like you're no longer wearing
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  Speaker 5: the sweat, Like you don't really know how fat you
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  Speaker 5: are until you take off the sweatshirt. Yeah, because the
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  Speaker 5: sweatshirt does a great job of covering it.
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  Speaker 1: It's incredible. Yeah, who invented the sweat? I know. And
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  Speaker 1: then you're so kind to the titty, the male titty.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you like go out somewhere and you're like
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  Speaker 5: sitting down and you're like the shirts touching your stomach.
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  Speaker 1: Or you have the slimmest arm ever and like the
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  Speaker 1: fattest upper titty fat ever. I wish I had a fat.
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  Speaker 1: I have fat lower titty fat. Yeah, yeah, because I
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  Speaker 1: have a terrible posture like when dudes you think that's
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  Speaker 1: why I need to lose ten pounds, when dudes like
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  Speaker 1: wear sleeveless and like you see like the creases of
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  Speaker 1: the muscle, like the creases of fact going in this
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  Speaker 1: way and stuff like area of a muscle going up
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  Speaker 1: that way. That's my calling card, that's my effecialty. It's gross.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 1: This weekend, I'm about to go to a bachelor party
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  Speaker 1: where in uh in Avalon New Jersey and uh and
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  Speaker 1: you're invited.
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  Speaker 5: I can't go.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't even heard the details. I'm gonna be in DC.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even know what it is yet.
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  Speaker 5: Speaking of which, I'm going to be in Arlington at
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  Speaker 5: the Arlington Draft House on Friday night and Saturday night.
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  Speaker 5: There's still tickets left to most of the shows, but
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  Speaker 5: they're selling like hotcakes.
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  Speaker 1: Sound like they're hard to get. They're hard to get
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  Speaker 1: and cover the comedy. Stay for the menu. Oh, they
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  Speaker 1: have a big pretzel Arlington Draft House. They do it
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  Speaker 1: huge pretzel, They do it right and it's like a
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  Speaker 1: forty five pound pretzel.
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  Speaker 5: There's actually the late night shows are going to sell
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  Speaker 5: out the early ones. There are still tickets left, So
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  Speaker 5: do what you want with that information. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 5: a great time.
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  Speaker 1: There's gonna be hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: They'm gonna do thirty minutes. Oh what Yeah, that's so
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  Speaker 5: much fun right now? Ten right, write twenty minutes of
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  Speaker 5: jokes this week. It would be a lot of new stuff.
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  Speaker 1: What were you?
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  Speaker 5: Oh man, it's gonna be fun, though, I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: Are you scared?
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  Speaker 5: H No, not really. I'll say the one thing I
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  Speaker 5: am scared about is that I don't I'm going by myself,
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  Speaker 5: Like I don't have like a I don't have like
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  Speaker 5: a team. You're not so I don't have my boys
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  Speaker 5: with me.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have like how like Bill Maher whenever he
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  Speaker 1: has a show, there's like a dude in the audience
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  Speaker 1: planted to like loud as fuck, just like.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I'm not like Andrew Schultz rolling up with like
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  Speaker 5: seventy five of my closest friends on stage. Are the
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  Speaker 5: boys clicked up? That's how Philly Rappers used to Andrew
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  Speaker 5: Schaltz's team. Yeah, it's like a chief Keith content on together.
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  Speaker 5: That's what like Freeway and beating Seagull used to do.
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  Speaker 1: He brings everyone his whole crew. That's kind of sick. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's definitely a vibe.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have enough friends to do that, I know,
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  Speaker 5: And when I was a Philly rapper, I didn't have
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  Speaker 5: enough dude to believe in me as a rappers stand up.
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  Speaker 1: I also would just be like a bunch of a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of mics up there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I texted my friend Bo because he we like. I
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  Speaker 5: texted him like two weeks in advance and I was like, Hey,
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  Speaker 5: why don't you come to this DC show? He knows
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  Speaker 5: people in DC and uh and he was like, yeah, come,
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  Speaker 5: And then I booked a two person hotel room which
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  Speaker 5: didn't matter, was like five dollars more like a two
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  Speaker 5: bed instead of Oak King really and uh, he's not
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  Speaker 5: coming anymore. It's I just got I got two beds now, and.
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  Speaker 1: You spent the extra five you're out five bucks. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got to make it request. Yeah, you got to
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  Speaker 1: make him hit you back for that five.
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  Speaker 5: It's actually ten bucks extra per night, so it was
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  Speaker 5: twenty bucks. Twenty bucks hotly just want to put him
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  Speaker 5: on blast, but.
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  Speaker 1: Now you have. Yeah, he's an absolute piece of shit.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to go back to the uh the
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  Speaker 1: ranch this summer?
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm not allowed back. Really, I don't think. I
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  Speaker 5: genuinely think they're not. I'm not allowed back.
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  Speaker 1: That's bullshit.
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  Speaker 5: No, like they said, like he said, I'm not. I'm
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  Speaker 5: pretty sure they're not going to let you back.
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  Speaker 1: You should storm the fucking ranch.
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  Speaker 5: But also he's not working there this summer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, fuck them anyway. Yeah, have you did you
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  Speaker 1: go up this weekend at all? Did you get any shit? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't try anything. I didn't get to go up,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought that was your whole plane on like
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  Speaker 1: uh after the barstooy Walls dangerous game show.
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  Speaker 5: It was, but I couldn't get any spots.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I also didn't really try that hard because I was
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  Speaker 5: so exhausted.
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  Speaker 1: But like, uh, you have this big show coming up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll go up. I'll probably go up this week.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like practicing a little bit could have helped.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I'm gonna go up this week.
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  Speaker 1: What do you what are you about to? What are
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: you about to talk about with your new ship?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: The fucking war I don't know politics. They don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even know.
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  Speaker 5: They don't know I'm going to talk about I'm gonna
• 11:33
  Speaker 5: get real political.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's about time. But I think you should
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: flip the script and go liberal this time. I think
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  Speaker 1: that's what I've always I've always been like that for real.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm a libtop. You know. I have seen
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  Speaker 1: your likes recently on on on.
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  Speaker 5: Twitter, people been screenshotting my likes and sending them to
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  Speaker 5: me and being like so disappointed, so disappointed in you.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're supporting the dude like Ethan Klein or whatever you're.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I supported that because that is all your likes are.
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  Speaker 5: Tricia Patus No, No, I actually hate Ethan Line. I
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  Speaker 5: don't like him at all. I think he sucks. But
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  Speaker 5: I did support him in that because that was like
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  Speaker 5: he said, like he like made like a one second
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  Speaker 5: joke being like they should bomb Like he was talking
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  Speaker 5: about how they're having the NRA convention in Texas and
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  Speaker 5: he was like they should bomb that, like a very
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  Speaker 5: quick joke, and like all these people were like, so
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  Speaker 5: Ethan Klein's a terrorist, and he was like, dude, like
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  Speaker 5: lighten the fuck up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's joking, but people love to take that shit serious.
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  Speaker 1: My boy Keemstar was up in arms.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's like, I don't even know how they
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  Speaker 5: can take themselves seriously acting like that serious, like acting
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  Speaker 5: like he like they like they like as you know,
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  Speaker 5: in their heads, they don't believe that he actually thought,
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  Speaker 5: oh we should bomb the NRA convention.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like a lot of the reactions are like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's just all stage. It's also performative. It's just like
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  Speaker 1: this is what I fucking or just like it's.
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  Speaker 5: Like and I guess I get like how there's yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I get how there's two sides of like, oh I
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  Speaker 5: don't want them to take my guns and oh it's
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  Speaker 5: like mental health or whatever. But like the one side
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  Speaker 5: of people who are like just straight up mad that
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  Speaker 5: people are talking about it, like they're mad that people
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  Speaker 5: care that a bunch of kids died. I like, unfollowed dude,
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  Speaker 5: Like what the are you a fucking sociopath?
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  Speaker 1: I watched the Beto O'Rourke like going up to the
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  Speaker 1: Did you watch that video of him like going up
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  Speaker 1: and like talking to all the dudes on stage, like
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  Speaker 1: all the guys in cowboy hats in Texas or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't see that. It's fucking I didn't really like
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  Speaker 5: keep up with it until like recently, just.
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  Speaker 1: That the fact just the dude's the dude's voices, like
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  Speaker 1: the good old boys in Texas who are all on
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  Speaker 1: stage like uh, defending being like you can't even talk
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: to us about guns, like what are you trying to
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: do with some bullshit? And the time like this tragedy, dude,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: the video is so funny. Maybe we could even just
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: put in the fucking the audio. Keep pull up that
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: audio of that, just because it fucking uh not the
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: harp of a tragedy, but that shit made me fucking laugh.
• 13:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't want to talk about it too much
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: because people probably don't want.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: To hear about it.
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: All right, fuck the audio then no, no, no, we
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: can talk it. We can put the audio in.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: That's why I don't know. I really don't care that much.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: It just made me giggle. I just watched it back
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: a bunch of times. It was Yeah, it was something
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: that kind of pulled me out of the whole situation.
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: There had been just some crazy like did you see
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: that one tweet where the girl was like democrats, you're
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: not old enough to have a gun if you're eighteen,
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: and then they're like me in Iraq at eighteen. Everyone
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: was like, well, that's like not that good either, Me
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: killing children in Iraq at eighteen, Me putting a permanent
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: psychological brain down, Yeah, damage into my own head without
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: even knowing it that I'd never be able to undo,
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: me racking up that I want to notice until I
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: have a fucking psychotic breakdown ten years from now. When
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: someone I want to go to a basketball game and
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: here's sneakers.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Now that's Vietnam. Is that they were here a sneakers, Yeah,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: because why were the Vietcong all on hardwood?
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: They always like all wearing guards. That's a thing, right,
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: the Vietnamese people were like sneakers or something. It was
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: something with squeaks and like apparently like if Vietnam veterans
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: go to.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: It's fucked up.
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: But if they go to like a bat like there's
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: so many So I've heard something stores about like Vietnam
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: vets going out like basketball games and having like mental breakdowns.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah. Little did the Vietnamese know that all they
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: had to do to beat us was just like have
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: the A one mixtape toy in Saigon. I hope that's true.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: I think that's true, but I'm probably gonna get fact
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: checked on that. So sat Ultimate sasas up, head up
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: his fucking ass episode. My dad served in Vietnam, bitch, sniers,
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: they wore loafers, you fucking idiot.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did they even have like sneakers? Like I'm picturing
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: them all in like Jordan's like high top. Jordan's just
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: like af warm fat, like covering the shit. I don't know.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was battle just wipe them.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know if they wore sneakers. I just know
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: if something was squeaking that like with then and then
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: they went to basketball games. I don't know. But speaking
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: of which, the Celtics won.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Celtics. Shout out the Vietnam vets. Shout
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: out all vets.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Shout out of the vets.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Celtics.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: Where's the future line? I don't know if he died
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: in the service, I dived in her service.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Suture, Shout out all the troops that died in the service.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: I dived in her cervix. I mean, he's not lying,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: he's just a little word association from Pluto. Is it
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: even like that sounds like it would be like.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: A flock a line or two chains.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Maybe No, I think it's future. It's got to be future,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: he dove in her cervix if the Celtics win the
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: NBA Finals. At first, I was rooting against him because
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: I'm a Sixers fan and like, fuck the Celtics or whatever.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: But then I realized that Barstool's entire like brand and
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: all the money we have is just from like T
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: shirt sales of like the Patriots winning the championships. So
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: it's like, if we maybe we can start hiring people again.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Maybe that would be sick. Maybe we could stop getting
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: re Like, maybe I can stop getting an audit every
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: time I buy gum at the airport on the company car, Like, hey,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: what's this two dollars sixty four cent charge? Tighten in
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: our belts around here, folks. So hopefully the Celtics win
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: the championship and we can fucking who are they playing?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: The Golden State Warriors?
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: Shit?
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: You know any players on that? Steph? Yes, bro, yes, dude?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Who else? You probably know a couple others, just Steph
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Draymond Green. I don't know who that is Draymond Green.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I think famously sent to a dick pick leaked a
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: dick pic and uh, I think that his dick didn't
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: look great. It's a damn shame. I know how fucking
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: how sad is.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: That he needs a dub. So maybe I'm I'm a
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Warriors fan, he's a dub.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Does they get his dick straight? Who was?
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: Who was the person that was? Like DM and Kobe?
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: I saw that this morning, Jason Tatum, that's a weird movie.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: That's such a fucking lame move. Dude, Yeah, I hate it.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: He's a Celtic. I didn't like that, and of course
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: we like.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Bar still posts it on Twitter and al can't fomit.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Comments are like, bro, why had my ies sweating?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: And the and the person whoever? I was thinking that
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: exact same.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: I hate that shit. It's like you're using him for likes.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: And the like. He's not gonna see the DM who
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: runs the who runs the Instagram chuck. If he posted
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: that and his caption was actual tears, I need to
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: see the tears. Oh yeah, I need to see a
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: picture of him. You can't say actual tears if there
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: weren't actually tears there wasn't a single tear. That's like, dude.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: That reminded me of I don't know if you ever
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: saw this, the old screenshot that went around of like
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: someone like it, like with like DMS from like.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: All the Damn Rappers.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: He was like Juice World and he was like, I
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: was just getting started. It's like Tupac and he's like,
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: how are things down there?
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: And it was like Biggie and he was like, I
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: wish I ate apples and oranges?
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: What kind of fucking psychopath spends the time to make that?
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was And even just texting it and then
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: like posting it and then having other people post it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, dude, Kobe would have loved me. Yeah,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: don't know what his like, who this? Who was it?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Coaston Stateum, yeah, Jason Statham Bro? No way, who was
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: it actually Jason Statham Bro? And he was fucking it
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: was like, it's fucking mental. Kobe would have loved me.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: It was the who was he in drive?
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Well, guy might have watched something with him yesterday.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Jason Stathan was the bald dude from the Italian Job
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: or the Transporter. He was in the Transporter dude.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Dude, I woke up this morning with like a thousand Sorry,
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: I woke up this morning like a thousand bug bites.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's bed bugs? Now?
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: I left my window open? Oh man, dude, did you
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: hear the motorcycles last night?
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: What the hell was that?
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Brutal?
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: Like Hell's Angels had a reunion tour around our neighborhood
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: for seven hours straight.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Were they veterans? I don't know.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: They must have been because people were like cheering and ship.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Or is it a pride yet? When's pride?
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Not till j July?
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Is June or June? Yeah, it's June, so maybe it
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: was like about they were about to kick off pride.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: I don't think gay people are allowed to buy motorcycles.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: That's what they made vespus for.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: This is the ultimate vehicle. You can fuck on it
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: while you drive around. You can just slide right in
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: and fucking and drive around.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: What was what was Jason Statham in or whatever?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: The transporter and then uh he was in some Itinian job.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: He's the original hot ass British dude, hot ass bald dude.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: He gave bald dude. Hope you know who gave bald
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: dude hope. Oh.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: JK.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Simmons from uh from a lot of stuff? Yeah, hold
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: you let me pause you there?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Due? Fuck?
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Was I just gonna look Jason Statham?
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you're about to look up a fucking
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: ad Reid. I thought you were about to talk about
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: calm huh fast seven. Yes, dude, he started to getting
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: into the bald brotherhood with a rock you know him.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Meg, that might be that might be what it is.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: I was actually looking at that movie yesterday.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: He's a British dude. He's a type of British dude
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: who can't say the th sound would be like his
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: free foot.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: So he's like an action guy. He's a big action guy.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I don't I'm not.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: I don't really know what my thoughts are on action movies.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: I've been watching a lot.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Of Uh, you're about to out yourself as a pussy brother.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: No, I've been watching a lot of thrillers, and I
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: watched some great movies last night.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: What's the difference between a thriller and an action movie?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Knives versus guns?
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: I think an action movie is a little more like
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: the rock or like, yeah, like guns, like a lot
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: of guns. I think a thriller is a little more
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: like suspenseful, Like it's like bordering on the line of horror.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I really think it is knives versus guns. Somebody
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: in a thriller just comes up with a yeah, long
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: ass play.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, knife is wais scarier than than a gun?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: All right? Well yeah, no shoot me before you stab me. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: easily shoot me.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: I'm not trying to get stabbed to death.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not fucking getting stabs now, no way. And imagine
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: the intimacy of it.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's like really has to be you know. That's
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: what they say in the Batman the Joker under the
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: Cowards weapon.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Isn't that.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 22:04
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• 22:07
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• 22:16
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• 22:19
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• 22:21
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• 22:24
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• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I heard rogi'es fucking will meditate for an
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: hour after every episode. Or is that Stern? Maybe it's Stern. Yes,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Stern goes and just meditates for a straight hour, so
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: it just goes like a Rogan thing. Stern might be
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: on that shit too, you know, he went pussy.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Stern's a bitch y start as a bitch down.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Stern used to get it in.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: I don't really see much from Stern except from like
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: clips online like Quentin Tarantino.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because now he's like fucking he's railing against all
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: the things.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: People still stancing to that show like all the time.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Definitely, there's definitely like the biggest show fifty five year
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: old guys from Long Island who listen every single fucking
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: day and they have since they were like fourteen years old.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you have serious I would it makes
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: sense if you could just throw your like if you
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: could just get in the car and throw that on.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Not for me, No, I wouldn't do it either, not
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: for me.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Throwing the reggae station for me? Yeah, yeah, throw on
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: some fucking Beanie Man for me.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to listen to Summer Rasta. It's the summer now.
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: Don't are you opening for the Lumineers.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about that. Actually, why are you guys
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: on that car? I don't know. I honestly don't know.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Wait can we pull it up? I feel like I'm
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: not ready for that. I feel like that's how a
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: bridge too far. Usually when we go to shows, it's
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: like people who like want to come see pop punk
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: and like they came for pop punk, so it's.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: Like if we're bad, it's like you but I feel
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: like a cover band would do good in that we
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: covered this the people who are at the festival. Yeah,
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: but like, just play the hits, dude, because we're about
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: to play there. But a lot of times the big
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: guys don't play their hits.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: We're about to play Jimmy, So you should go.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: You should go to all the shows, be like, oh,
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: Lumineers didn't play Hey Ho, Hey Ho, We'll play hey Ho.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: No seriously, because like they're not going to play all
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: their best songs. Lumineers is gonna go.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: To Chocolate going to play their best songs. You don't
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: go to a festival see the Lumineers, and they don't
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: play their best songs.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Dude, a lot of artists gets sick of playing. They're
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: playing the hits.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: They're not maybe at a show where they people go to,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: you have to play your songs. At a festival, people
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: are going to go to this. I'm saying that, what's
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: it called?
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Uh, bro, you don't even know what festival you're on.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: It's like Ocean City, Maryland. It's like Oar Festival. And
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I think it's because uh, I think it's because the
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: bro Ro Bears fucks play this heavy? Dude, Bears does
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I think? Wait?
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: When is this September thirtieth?
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: So you guys got a long time to practice. All right,
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: let's read off this lineup. So Friday or no, what's
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: read off? So Saturday you're on Sat. Okay, that's fucking insane.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: This is the lineup.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: There's not that many people in one day. Lumineers are
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: the headliners. Then we got Cage the Elephant, aible. Cage
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: the Elephant is just as big as Luminears. Yeah, they're incredible.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Logic does not fit on this at all. You guys
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: fit on this line up way more than logic. Barely dude,
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Lumineers and Cage the Elephant are like very similar vibes,
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: and then you're just gonna have logic singing about people
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: killing themselves.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: That's not all he sings about. He sings about cigarettes. Today.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: She hit a whole album about like cigarettes, and he
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: had like a name for it. What was he talking to, Nikki? Nikki? Yeah,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: it was like, yeah, you don't have to have an
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: extended metaphor for nicotine, Like it's not that deep.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Oh dude, I'm gonna go to this. No you're not welcome, bro, No,
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: I'm definitely gonna You're gonna make me love peach Pit.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: As well, say the rest of the of the line.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, Young the Giant, Jimmy Eat, World, Alan Stone, Larkin Poe,
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know any of these people will Dorado and
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: then pup Punk. So you guys are like one or
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: so you guys are one, two, three, four five. You
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: guys are five spots behind Cage the Elephant.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: That's not right, and read who are the headliners are?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: The other day, dude.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: The next day, after the pop punk over pop punk hangover,
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: they wake up to Elanis Morrissett, Cindy Lauper, Sublime, ty Verdes,
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: ty Verdes, Dude.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: O A R.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: The samples, I know the samples.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: What's ti Verde song? He had a couple of the
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: first days the cause They're fucking and what else was
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: his song? Uh? Live in in this grape blue world.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: This is gonna be all time vibe. This is gonna
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: be awesome. What's the day before? Who are the headliners?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: The day with Dave.
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: Matthews, Tim red Olds, Sturdy Heads, O R Group, Love,
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: Skip Marley, Noah.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Count what's the name of it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: It's called Ocean's Calling Festive, Oceans Calling, peach Pit Rules,
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: peach Pit's a great band.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: We are we're on the Saturday respects too. We're on
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: the Saturday. We're we're like in the morning, so we're
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: like the first.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: On a small stage.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like we're like waking people up in their toeses
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: and bagels.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna go to Ocean City is not that
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: far away from here, right, it's like.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: The farthest point of the Uh. Where's Ocean City, Maryland?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: So it's like the highest point of Maryland or other
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: point of the shore. I don't know. It's like the
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Eastern Shore. How far. I've never even been there.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: So this isn't like a commute type thing.
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: One hundred and seventy five miles.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: It's not too bad. I was I was thinking of
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: Atlantic City.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that Atlantic City would have been a whole different story.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: But uh yeah, figure back two hundred and forty miles.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Oh man, good luck, I'm not going anymore. Yeah it's
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: far now I would actually go to that. I'm going
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: to go to that.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's scary, but I would love.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: To see you, and I would love to see the
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: uh equally luminate just cage the elephant peach pit.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. It doesn't even we don't. Uh,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: it doesn't make a lot of sense. But it's only
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: a thirty minute set, so we should be able to
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: make well, I could do fucking anything for thirty minutes.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thirty minutes isn't bad.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: We'll get a couple originals, get a couple fucking covers.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: We'll just smash it all together and make it a
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: high energy shouldnae be the morning?
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: And I gotta think, like maybe, like I don't know,
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: maybe I'll just do like a yoga set and just
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: fucking do a vignasna and fucking waking everybody. Was the
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: rest of the team feeling the rest of.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: The team is psyched. I think I might be the
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: scaredest of everybody.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Did you know this was coming or or now?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Not at this scale?
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: No?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they kind of talked about it, and I was like, yeah,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: hoping down for whatever, cause it's like, you know, just
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: four months from now, six months from now, five months.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: From now, but uh yeah September thirtieth. Yeah, I guess
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: it's kind of far the fall.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucked. That's a lot of shit, A long
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: time to prepare any requests.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: I'll get you some spots.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be love.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: You'd have Roan fill your last twenty minutes in Arlington?
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, do you want to?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: And what kind of shit you guys can sing? No,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I'm going to this fucking bachelor party. When is that
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: this weekend?
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: But what day?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: It's the whole weekend?
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Well, how come on? I said I'm going to be
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: in Arlington and you were like, well, you don't even
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: know what day it is, right.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I was trying to fuck with you because you know
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: how when you like ask someone like like to do
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: something and they like tell you like they can't do
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: it before they even know what day it is. You
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: could just tell they really don't want to do it.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: No, I would have done that if I wasn't going
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: to be away just becauding, I definitely wouldn't have.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, you definitely you would have gone to the
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: bachelor party.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Now that sounds terrible.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: It's twenty five dudes in one house and uh, they're
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: all Marines or like his football buddies. Jesus, that sounds
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: like a fucking nightmare. The Marines are wild or wild partiers,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: but they're also clean the fuck out of the house.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: In the morning. They'll get up at like six am.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: The shit will be spick and s fam first thing
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: in the morning. They're all like getting together and if
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: you don't like help clean up, like you're a schmuck,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: you got to get up with the Marines to make
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: sure you're picking up beer canes.
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: Ah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: There'll be one who's just like super enterprising, some like shredded,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: like five four dude with his shirt off like everything in.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, they're gonna beat the fuck out of you.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I hope so I could use it.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: The Sirens today have been crazy.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: No, that's why because we open up these windows, the
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: sirens are louder because that we took the soundproofing sector
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: off of the window just to get some a little
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: bit of summit in this fucking desolate ass studio.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Sweet, this is significantly better.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I think that you could get big like so easily. Yeah.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I think that you just have to lift weights like
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: like two or three days a week and you would
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: be like significantly big.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: I don't care about getting big at all. I want
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: to get shredded.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: That's never that's never gonna I know you could get
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: bigger and you can put on some some cute muscle,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: but you're never gonna get shredded.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: That hurts to hear, man, It's it's never gonna happen.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: It's the fucking truth.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Past my prime. It's not even that past my prime. Bro,
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: My metabolism is shot. No metabolism anymore.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Just genetically some bro, some of us bros can't get shredded.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: I'll eat like a piece of bread in the morning
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: and I'll be like exploated for the next week. Yeah,
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: I have serious stomach issues.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Wait, you'll be pooping.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: No, just super bloated.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Oh really Yeah, and the beer does that to you too.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm off the beers, back on the claws or
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: the high noons.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Or just the vodka, straight up vodka. Uh fuka Seltzer.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: That sounds just like I tried that.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Where was I?
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, I was in Denver, like a couple of weeks ago.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: I tried that. I'd rather be morbidly obese than drink that,
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: like for fun.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: It is, uh, it is gross. But once you lock in,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: like if you did get to a shredded point, like
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: you'd have to like, yeah, you'd have to lock in
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: on vodka.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: So when I was doing when I was like super
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: into like dieting and like where working out, when I
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: was going into college, I would just drink Seltzer's And
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: I didn't drink a beer for like six months. But
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: then I realized that like Miller Lite has less calories
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: than a white claw.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you were turning into a little vesper riding bitch. Yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: And also like white claws aren't good.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, they taste like you're fucking licking a
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: steel bean.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're good on occasion. But I'm not trying
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: to like be drinking a white claw all night.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Oh and uh was it hard for you to stop drinking?
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, it sounds so hard.
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it worked out because it was COVID, so my
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: like first month of not drinking, everybody was home doing
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: nothing too, so that made it easier.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like there wasn't an option to go out. Yeah,
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: that's the problem. I don't think it's like the look,
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: I'm not like drinking alone. But like like if Rome
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: was like, hey, you want to go get a beer
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: after this, I'd be like, yeah, definitely, But I'm not
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: going to brow because I'm sober now for this week?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Do you want to get a beer to this?
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: I actually don't have a lot of ship to do.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, I'm very busy today.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: You gotta fucking we actually gotta speed this up. You
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: got the two hour calm.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Grassive meditation, and then I gotta go watch some movies.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: You haven't what you hit? Almost Famous?
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: I watched almost Famous. I watched uh fuck, some weird
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: ass movie with Shilah Buff.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, isn't it dope? And almost famous? How that like
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: uh teenager? Uh fox? An older woman? Yeah that's sick.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Isn't that fucking sick?
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: I like raped him though, Yeah, like they did.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was weird.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, ships sorry, that's what happened. Yeah yeah, but they
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: were like, we're gonna deflower him right now.
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: I mean they don't care about the three of them
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: just like circle him up and pull him out of
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: the bathroom while he's pissing and fucked him and they
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: fuck him.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, poor kid. Yeah he liked it, do you
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: think so? Yeah, he just doesn't know he didn't like it. Yeah. Hell,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: he's like that eighteen year old woman going to Fallujah
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: fucking fresh out of high school with a big gun.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, talking about she's done.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Me a little bit of register.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Sorry, brother, your synapses aren't firing that much.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: I uh yeah, that movie was really good. Almost Namis
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: was really good. And then I watched like some movie
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: about like Shila buff Be on house Arrest and he.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Is like figure Disturbius. Disturbia, Yeah, Disturbia. That was okay.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Did they make a fucking Rihanna song about that? I
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: don't know, isn't there Rihanna called Disturbia.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: And and he was he was really young in.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: It, but he was fucking Rihanna around that time. No,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: big way. What do you mean?
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: No way, Shyla buff was fucking Rihanna?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, no way, fact check me, factlly, fact check me.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: And they both had fucking art that came out at
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the exact same time called DISTURBI it.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: They were like, I know there's a song called Disturbia.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: And she sings it.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And then he was in a movie I love
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: how on all these movies shy look confirmed. What does
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: it say?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: He used to dig down two and nine? He used
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: to fucking that's crazy plow Rihanna?
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Who was the other girl that he was dating for
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: a while, f FK Twigs or whatever.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Her name is, FKA Twiggy. Yeah, isn't he dating Scott Fitzgerald?
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Wasn't he dating her? He used to date that songwriter
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: that wrote the Star Smangled Banner, f Scott Fitzgerald.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: I think they had a nasty breakup, really well. I
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: think he was like just insane.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Did you like Disturbia? It kind of sucked and it
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: was okay. It was like a fun like passing time
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: that actually might have been like was that like a
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: fucking repurposing of like some kind of hitchcock shit or
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: something like that? Am I making that up. I feel
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: like there was like a or is it like rear
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: wind or is that rear windowe that? It was like
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: a take on maybe I don't know. It was okay,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: it was. It definitely WASU doesn't he solve a fucking
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: crime from his binoculars because on house Arrested or some
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: shit like that.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the movie.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Damn is l Jackson in that? Or is that another movie? Yeah?
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: It was okay. I mean I didn't love it, but
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: I didn't hate it, like I enjoyed watching it. And
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: then I watched Adventureland, which fucking ruled.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: What's adventure Land?
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: It's with Jesse Eisenberg whatever his name is, smolette dude
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: from social network?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, okay, is that his name?
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Jesse Eisenberg. It's with Jesse Eisenberg and Kristin Stewart and
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Bill Hayter. It's got a stacked cast. It's an amazing movie.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Hater's the goat.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: I think it was one of my favorite movies I've
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: ever seen.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, dude.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: And then the worst part is after you watch a
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: movie like that, you're like looking up, oh, movies like Adventureland,
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: and then it's just like five Hundred Days of Summer.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Nah, not for you.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: Now, that movie's ass.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Wait, you didn't watch every I.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Think that movie is so I like the movie, but
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: I think it's so overrated.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: I don't even think i've seen it. I think it's
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: like that's kind of a a women's film, not really, No,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: kind of like an Oprah's book Club, a rom com.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: But you don't like rom coms.
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: I like action movies.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love Eventually, I'm a boy. I would.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: I would go as far as saying that eventually might
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: just be straight up rom There's not a lot of
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: calm in it.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a great at It's a good ass movie.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Is it under a drama? Is a drama? No?
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: I think it maybe drum? It might be a drum
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: calm a drum rom drum. Yeah, yeah, I think it is.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: But that's a good movie, bro, you should watch.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: It enough for me? Was it is like Jim Carrey
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: in it or something like that.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: They're thinking of, yes, man, No, I'm thinking of fucking
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Jim Carrey is in a lot of rama.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Paternal Sunshine on the Spotless Fine?
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: And have you ever seen Yes Man?
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: No?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think I have.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, man's a good Liars with Zoey Deschanel.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm a bad fight.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't say Bruce al Mighty is a rom com brother.
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: It's like a really, we're just rattling off.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Oh we're just sucking carry? Yeah, curiously, goat carry. I
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: mean the year that Carrie had in ninety seven, Oh please, Mask,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Ventura and what was the other one, Dumb and Dumber,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: all at the exact same time, three of the funniest
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: movies of all time.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: You think Mask is that funny?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Uh No, but I in lom say with the other
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: ones to be like, it's still just like iconically good.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: I think Dumb and Dumber is so very funny.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Movie still, and ace Ventura is too.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: I've never seen it. What I don't know.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Dude, he gets fits off at Acepentura. The style of
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: ace Ventura is exactly the same as the style right now.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: It's come full circle from Night we Are in back
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety seven. Like you'll see like a dude
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: in like some high waisted like fucking chinos with like
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: a bowling shirt over it and like a wife beater
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: under it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: That was just hunter s Thompson's look.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's kind of a sweet look.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: I was looking. I watched a video last night of
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: Hunter Hunter S. Thompson in like a shootout with his neighbor.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: I forget what the context was. I think there was
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: something with like a cow.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: How serious is the shootout? If you can film it?
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Dude, they're literally like they're like He's like like the
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: it sounded so casual. I thought he was just booting
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: at his neighbor's house, and then I realized that the
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: neighbor was shooting right back at him. Yeah, like a
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: full on shootout. Good for him, I'll play it. It's
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: called I think it's called Hunter S. Thompson's America.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: They must just know each other. Are like bad shots though,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Like you're not about to just stand out there and
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: getting a shootout. Or he was just trying to die
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: at the end. I guess maybe he was trying to
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: die the whole time, but it killed himself. Yeah, but
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I think from the rip he was just like if
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: it kills me, I don't care. I don't think he
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: ever cared about being killed. Crazy what All right?
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Ready to watch this.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: Hard shot your asshole?
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: People?
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: This independence in the passitition or good people?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Is that him? Yeah? My boy's brain is scrambled.
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: It's a good point. Is about his cows over here?
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: It's concret California.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, what a fucking nut.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: I know they're just shooting at each other.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: His fist is pretty thorough too, though.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he's got he He was throwing fits out
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: the whole time, a lot of Ralph Lauren.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as Thompson went the high socks. Oh yeah, good
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: for him.
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: Though.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: What's your style? What's your style about to be? This summer?
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: Chorts and a T shirt?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, dude, take notice. The whole city's about to
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: be watching. Uh Nascar ship?
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, big NASCAR fan?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Name five drivers?
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Brow any Nascar? Dale and Dale Junior and Dale Senior.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's three.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know any Nascar?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Dale the fourth.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: I don't know. And Bubba Dale. Oh, Bubba Dale. That's
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: a person, right yeah? Yeah, well, no, Bubba's a there's
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: a Bubba right. Thought there was a Bubba.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Wallace Rusty Walls. No, there is Bubba Wallace. That's exact
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Bubble Wallace. Yeah.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the dude that had like the racist should
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: happen to him.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, during the faded.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: That happened recently.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: No, it was in the twenty twenty when crazy shit
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: was going on. I remember in twenty twenty.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: I thought that was like a couple of months ago.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, that was twenty twenty that it was in
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: the thick of it. That's crazy, becau Nascar was the
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: only sport still going off. That was because they're all
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: racist as fun, not all of them, just most of them. Yeah,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: like all of them, dude. Remember in twenty twenty when
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: when there were people were like finding like palettes of
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: uh of, like bricks and they were like, dude, like what,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: like I've never seen a palette of bricks before, Like
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: this must be a sy op by the government trying
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: to encourage people to riot. Last night, I was on
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: a walk and I saw a massive palette of bricks
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: and it's like people were just convinced, like someone wud
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: be like I've never seen a pallet of bricks before,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Like I remember, this is definitely Antifa like trying to
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: do this and it would get one hundred thousand likes
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Twitter Like Jack was in the back of Twitter like
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: pushing that ship forward. It's like, dude, pallettes of bricks
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: exist in the world, Like, it's not that crazy to
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: see bricks.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: No, I don't remember the bricks thing, but I remember
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: the fireworks thing was huge.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I got fucking sigh of by that. I was like, dude,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: the fucking cops are fucking setting off fireworks and it's
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: fucking like everyone was like, dude, there's just NonStop fireworks
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: in New York all day. Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: I wasn't here for that, though, I was. I missed
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: out on that, and I missed it on the pots
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: and pants.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I was positive.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: I really wish I was here for the pots and pants.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: They brainwashed the fuck out of us. Yeah, honestly, at
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: least some people, at least I would use it for
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: good and got sober. He uses his brainwashing.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: People thought they were planting milk crates and lower income No.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, with the milk crate thing. Yeah, they're like,
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: where are these each other are from?
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: They one he would have hurt each other with the milk.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Cre I've never seen these before two hundred thousand fucking yeah, Like,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: what what are you talking about? You've never seen a
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: milk crate. They're behind every.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Convenience store trying to go all boys in the hood.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: It's just where dudes like sit and smoke cigarettes after
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: their terrible jobs. That they're just like toiling away in
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: a kitchen.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: They take all the milk creates home or no, they
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: just sit behind you.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: You never sat on a milk creak and smoked a cigarette.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you're a fuck I'm missing out.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: I know, dude, I'm about to Its about to be
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: my two years here when at the stool.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Shut up, dude, j One. First, you fucking dropped out
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: of college and fucking landed.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Here college a long time ago.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Dude, I was listening to Two Days Freakonomics on the
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: way over here, and they said that the boys are
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: dropping out of college at alarming rates. They said sixty
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: percent of college students are women, and like within a
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: couple of years, two out of every three degrees will
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: go to a woman. Damn, that's good shit they're saying. No,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: they're saying the boys are getting left behind. Is the
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: opposite of the good shit.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, why, I know. Actually a lot of my
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: friends dropped out, but I think it was just because
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: of COVID, Like most of them went back.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I think. They said that the good paying jobs for
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: men like our construction, Like the construction job is a
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: good paying job. You don't necessarily have to be college
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: educated to do that, and that's less available to women.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: But they also said the gay bros are the most educated.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: They said, the gay dudes had a country, it would
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: be the most educated country in the world. And that
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: fucking confirms everything I've been saying. Dude, they should be
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: sent somewhere at their own country. Fucking liquid ivy. Is
• 44:20
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• 44:22
  Speaker 1: they came up with it on the spot. Bro, are
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: you some of us freestylers? Some of us don't come
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: in with written talking.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: About I write every single word for this podcast script.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: We have to edit it out when I get off.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Scrip Addie, I evergot that that fucking that Lex used
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: to hit a script? Oh yeah, and Fia Lex and
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Fia Dude, I miss him. They were here when you
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: started two years ago. Used to see him in the hallways.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Weren't they who call her daddies? No, well, Alex was
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Sophia wasn't fucking company happy hours when she was Here's
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: pretty different, dude. She picked up the have for everything,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: which it was crazy you'd be getting us foie gras,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: frog legs, s, cargo. Dude, we ate good when Coop
• 45:07
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Yes, I have a big bag of them.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: It's I mean, being hydrated, especially during the summer, is
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: one of the most important things. That morning, I'll roll
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• 46:10
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• 46:19
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• 46:21
  Speaker 5: on GMO's and I'm out on beer.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, you just put the Liquid IV. You just go
• 46:26
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• 46:29
  Speaker 5: And yeah, and if you if they say no, then
• 46:32
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• 46:33
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• 46:34
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• 46:36
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• 46:39
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• 47:04
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• 47:04
  Speaker 5: You're gonna want to get your liquid ivs and you can.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: I like to go before before and before I go
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: to bed, and then maybe one when I.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Wake up to Yes, dude, that's the way. That's just
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  Speaker 1: meound creative with it. Just get creative with it. Pounding
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: water at all times is key. Exact to water at
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: all times is important.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Dude. Let's talk about busting with the boys. Let's touch
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: on that. What the hell are they doing?
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I think that they came on our podcast and then they.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Were just like, we're just gonna steal this whole thing.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, They're like, we had such a good time. Wait,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: we could do this. We're just gonna take everything. They're
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: just hermit crafting.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: Girl Dad thing was one thing because I was like, okay,
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: that's fine. Will Compton just had a daughter.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: But but but no, we did go. We did say
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: we were gonna make it for him and merch side
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: months ago about them, you know girl Dad's.
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: And I guess he decided to take it into his
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: own hands. He did Girl Dad. That's fair, that's okay.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: I guess they're trying to get that bag for fall day. Which,
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: by the way, we do have all of our new
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: merches out and it's good ship.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Our merches is good ship.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Our march is way better than there. So don't buy
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: their march by our merch.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: It's the quality of it is fucking transcendent.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: It's crazy. It's like designer. And then and then I'm
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: on Instagram last night and I see Will Compton reposting
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: some poll saying that they need to make boy.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Dad hats Dude.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: The fact that he would even give that, he would
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: even play with that idea.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: First off, the fact that Will Compton's posting anything about
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Poles pause, bro.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking pause off, rip right off the bat.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: But second of all, dude, Jack and something from your
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: bros jacket pause.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: Against and sounds like he's busting with the boys. He's
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: busting against his boys.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: That's not with the boys. That's nothing about that's for
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: the boys, dude. Why don't I go play for the
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: fucking Titan? Yeah, dude, exactly. Why don't I fucking take
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: your shiite? Why don't I go poop in your house?
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Why didn't I I raise your daughter? That sounds good?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: How about that? How does that sounds compund Yeah? Now
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: that was that was genuinely crazy, dick.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: I mean, wait, and I clicked to know on the
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: ball because it was like, who wants to see boy
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: Dad Merch? And I clicked to know and I was
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: one of the eight percent and it was ninety two percent. Yes,
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: So it's like, so what are they just gonna put
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: out fucking boy Dad merch?
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: And what We're just done? It's over over our fucking
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: dead body. We're gonna be with fucking I'll Boston tea
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: party them. If they try to do that ship, I'll
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: go to the pack yeah and dump it into the
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: fucking water. Yeah, I definitely will absolutely destroy it all
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: by all of it will come up that as some
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: fucking said of nerds, Oh he's got some nerves. He's
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: also a fucking control He's getting dragged badly, but obviously
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: he actually getting dragged. No for the list, you saw
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: the fucking his wrapper list.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, wait, how many wait? What is like the
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: quote retweets and stuff like, how many retweets?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: What's the is that the most recent? Did you just
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: screenshot that or is that an old screenshot? I mean
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: there are far far more retweets.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: One thousand replies, and then he replied and he said,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: lot of y'all don't know hip hop. I see it's
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: he tweeted, I don't know, man, talent is talent. I
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: think the list goes for best rappers. I'm assuming Eminem,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Mac Miller, Biggie Beastie Boys, Tupac, j z NF, Lil Wayne, Machine, Kelly.
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: J.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: Cole at ten. That's a pretty funny list.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's hilarious. It's actually perfect. The way he
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: like spaced it all out, like he really he trolled
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: the fuck out.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Of Machine Gun Kelly at nine is so funny.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, n F two, n F at seven, and that's hilarious. Yeah,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: and it's gonna make it hurt even more when I
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: have to fucking backhand him up the side of the
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: head like a fucking James Bond fucking.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: I might retweet. I might throw it a retweet just
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: to get him some more haters, just to.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Get people riled up and be like a white man
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: said this, Yeah, fucking bulging eyes. Yeah, you're a guest
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: that the culture acker here, You're a fucking guest in
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: the culture Compton. Get it out straight, get it right.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: I retweet it from the boy Dad account.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, throw a little fucking throw, throw a little commentary
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: on it to tweeted. Quot tweet it too, quote tweet it.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: And just say you're a guest in the culture. Check yourself.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Get his ass, dude, try that, try some ship Compton, dude.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Very fucking funny, dude. Quote. The people are fucking furious.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: And by the people, I mean black people are.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: I want to say, you're a guest in the culture, brother,
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: check yourself, and then dash around.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you put it however you want. He just so
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: he knows that it's coming from all of us.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: No, no, now he knows it's coming from you directly.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: I didn't want to get behind it.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Why. I don't know.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: I felt like it'd be funnier if it was you,
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: because you have like a hip hop background.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: First you hip you help you hip you hop? Oh yeah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: First episode of The Nicest.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: First episode of The Nicest came out on uh Sling.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: It's free on Sling, Free on Sling if you have Sling.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: It is easy to download. The ship was good. It's
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: a good ass episode. It was awesome.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: We watched the whole Yeah, we were freaking up.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, dud love that from the boys. But yeah, this
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: ship is funny.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: That's bust and that's busting with the that's watching your
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: boys ship, supporting your homies, dude, everybody working together.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Owen came out. Owen came through in the fucking in
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: the flesh. Tyler was there with the camera shooting behind
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: the scenes, dude, Nick, KB were there, Sash was there.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: Well I wasn't there. Oh I was in Austin.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: That's a Compton move, dude.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: That is We're gonna call that. That's what that's a
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: That's a compton.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Anytime you're going directly against the boys. Yeah, that's a Compton.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Anytime you're driving directly into the boys, lying into the wind.
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: Speaking of behind the scenes, we actually have our behind
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: the scenes video from the Texas from the Texas Neighborhood Eats.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: Is it out, it's coming out. It's coming out this week.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: I love that and it's very funny. Yeah, that ship
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: was hilarious. Yeah, so that that'll be fun. Uh, it's
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: just basically like a vlog behind the scenes. It's fun though,
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: it's funny as fuck.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we just did a bunch of dumb assh in
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Texas at neighborhood East came out as well. Texas.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: Check that out.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Funny ass ship West Arlington.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: You need I'll be in Arlington this week and uh,
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: I actually forgot to mention. The tickets are in my
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: bio on Instagram and Twitter, so check that out.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: That place is going to be echoing.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: No it's not, dude, I've sold like over like eight
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: hundred tickets.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: No, that's facts, and h I do.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna sell out. They're gonna sell out. I get
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: people are like so much money, Yeah you are. It's
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: gonna mo money, more money, mo Money's.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Gonna be spilling out the top of you.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go I'm just not gonna show up to
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: the show because it's gonna like no refunds, no exceptions,
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: no matter what. Yeah, it's very hard to get in shout.
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: It's a very strict dress code policy. I'm actually gonna
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: be going to Philly too soon, and Providence in Boston
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: and uh Atlanta.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Yo, what bro? You never been to Atlanta?
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Have you?
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: I have been to Atlanta with you.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to Kenneso. Yeah, that's not real. The
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: salt of the earth. That's gonna be dope, are you
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: going mostly on weekends.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: It's all on weekends.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Uh, are you gonna be in New York on Thursday
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: and Friday this week?
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: I will be here on Thursday and I will probably
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: be here on Friday. But I got to figure that
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: out because I was thinking. I was thinking if I
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: left after the YAK on Friday, I could probably make it.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: But then I'm like, oh, someone jumps in front of
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: my train again and I miss the show.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: If you're dude, it would be hilarious, hilarious pranktice.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: That would be so bad if I show, if you're
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: one of our I can't imagine the stress that I
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: would be going through if that happened. I would get
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: off the train and start like running because you're like,
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: I don't even know if I want to like risk
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: it with the pot, Like I might just go. I
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: might have to just go on Thursday night.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: No, dude, you not.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: No one's gonna jump in front of your It happened
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: to be before, dude, and I was like, I got
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: delayed for five hours.
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: It'd be like the scene with Whiplash, but instead of drunk,
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: you're bringing the mic.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just dragging the bike behind him in his rolling bag.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: I can't imagine what would I what I would do
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: just so I don't even because I always see people
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: being like, oh, like I have COVID, I have to
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: move all these shows. I can't even imagine every like
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: that must be so stressful.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Just someone someone taking your spot, your boy, taking your
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: spot on stage, you have to like shove them off
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: all fucking bloodied. That would suck. It will be a
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: u It will be absolutely despicable.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: Like my first real show, this is your first real show, well,
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: my first like headlining show.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: The fact that you're only giving people thirty minutes at
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: your headlining show.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: Well, it's not like a headliner show. It's called little
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: Sass and friends and friends? Bro, are you gonna be
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: There's gonna be a lot of friends.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: You should shultzit. Then you should have everybody up.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: Why not just try and do like forty if I
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: can just run, I'm not trying to do like a
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: shitty now dude, Why because that's dumb.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Why podcasts are dumb?
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: I want to come down.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: If I didn't have the sweet ass Parkip the Bachelor party,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: they want you to come, I'm not gonna be able
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: to their marines dude, you can't say no to a
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: marine with him? I got too bad? Do you actually?
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: And I probably have like negative too bad? Nice ass?
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: But I got a nice ass hotel. I kind of splurged.
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: They do ever heard of the Ritz Carlton? There's no
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: way saying at the Ritz carl staying at the fucking Marriott?
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: Have you ever been in a good it's better than
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: the Hilton?
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Have you stated a rich Carlton?
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: I was looking at it. It was five hundred dollars
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: a night.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: That would have been worth it. It's not even I
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: mean you might as well.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: It wouldn't have been worth it. As long as I
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: have a bed in a TV, it's fine.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: And they still watched fucking TV at hotels anymore. Really
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: used I used to love it. I used to live
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: for like thrown on a movie. Yeah, paying seventeen ninety
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: five to rent a movie it came out movies on
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: the TV?
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: Is there because that the prices are fucking insane? I
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: spent one time, I spent thirty dollars on whatever that new,
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: like uh, Matt Damon movie is.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Where his daughter gets wet? No?
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: No, not that one. I would have spent thirty dollars
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: for that, and I fell asleep within five minutes.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, damn, that was a lot of money.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how like take it has just become a
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: genre of movie.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Taken is not that good.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: You're an idiot.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: I didn't love that. I watched that recently for the
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: first time.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Taken. Yeah, probably because you've seen all the other ones.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: That's like watching the stand up comic from like the eighties,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: like watching Steve martin Due stand up and being like,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: this isn't that funny. It's like yeah, because people have
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: just like done taken and built on those jokes, concepts
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: and premises.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Like we watched, uh we were watching some old stand up.
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: We were watching Robin Williams and.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Uh yes, and everyone's like yeah, and.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: George Carlin and they were.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Dude, I used to love Robin Williams c D.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: It was it was like it helds it holds up
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: extremely well. I was, we were we were laughing very hard.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Dude, He's yeah, but he was just it was just
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: like his whole vibe was just that he was like
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: coked out of his mind.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's fucking funny. One thing that I thought was
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: weird is that they don't use microphones, could have labs because.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: He's probably he's like a Juilliard trained student. He's like
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: like cartwheeling across the stage.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: I don't like that. The that's the that's the thing
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: that they do on late night shows too. Like if
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: you see comics going like Fallon or any other of
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: the other late night shows like Conan before Conan ended,
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: they don't use they don't have microphones. They just have
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: to go out there and like have their hands in
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: their pockets and they just stay completely stale and tell
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: like one liners in like.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Some tight ass gene pockets.
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you say stand ups like a war in the
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: MIC's her weapon, right.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, what's the stage? What's a what's
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: a what is the Benny the Butcher line? Like, what's
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: the what's the stage? With no mic and no poet?
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: Something like that? To you, bro's me.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: And and your jokes are your poetry? Yeah? Yeah, well
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I'm an artist. Yeah, yeah, you're talking about fucking airplanes?
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Is your that's your fucking that's your contributing your verse
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: to this course of this world.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: That's what the show should have been called Sass on
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Planes sass on planes.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: That's actually a fire name because it like implies that
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: you're on a plane and.
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: I'm also on I'm on fire, yeah, and you're just
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: on flames.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Flame ryme with planes? Yeah. Oh shit. Now you're sounding
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: like bending the Butcher.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: And it also kind of sounds like I'm like, you know,
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: I'm all over the place, like I'm not. I never
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: get to rest because I'm so busy grinding.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you do fucking grind a lot. Yeah, yeah, dude, Yeah, yeah, dude,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: shout out to my gay college graduates out there. It's
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: fucking dope. Okay, you don't want to shout out the
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: gay college graduates.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: How long have we been going?
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Buck in three minutes already, Jesus Christ.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: Bro, we got to get into the That's why I
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: was thinking about the ad.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: This fucking time is fine, Bro, my dad's coming up.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I'm about to chill with my dad. Dude, why don't
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: you bring him on the pod? I would love that.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I would have.
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: Dude, he's too fucking when are we interviewing you?
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Uh? I don't know. Whatever you want, I'm like.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: Doesn't want to do that.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: I will do I'll happily do it. But it's like,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: how do but how do I like pick the good stories?
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: Well, we're gonna have your twice coming. We're gonna shift
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: the boys. Wallace maybe leads it.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: That would be fun.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: We're gonna bring out the boys.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Get in any of the mics if you could get
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: like if you get four mics, that would be fire.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: You'll get four mics different from different times of your life.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: That'll be dope.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 7: That's sort of the point.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: Though.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: The mics are always there.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: They are all there and they've always been there. That's
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: busting with the boys.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: They'll always be there. Bro, And dude, don't you kind
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: of feel like the mics are kind of yours now too?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I definitely have a selection of them, you know.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Am I tease you guys are mics and training?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, said Mike.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: That's fucking dope. Yeah. Tyler was out on the Most
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Dangerous Game Show. Great times bonding with Tyler. Bro. We
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: were just fucking chilling, chilling and fucking wherever the fuck
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: we were in the woods in Pennsylvania, the Poconos, going
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: on adventures that was not the Poconos.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: I don't think okay, actually, don't think we're even supposed
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: to be saying where we were.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I was saying wherever we were, and
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: then you put over. Then you said, the state.
• 1:00:56
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• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Uh uh, Yeah, dude, I went to fucking Applebee's last night. Yeah,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: it was fucking.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: Tell me about it, tell me about it.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: It's sick, dude. What'd you get? A fucking impossible burger?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Is fucking dope?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: What is that a vegan burger?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: It's no meat.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, let's end this out. Let's light end the podcast,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: because that's a competent.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: That is having no red meat. Yeah, dude, I'm trying
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: to be healthy, not trying to be like.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: Your Why didn't you just get like something else, like
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: a chicken sandwich?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't want a chicken sandwich.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: He wanted a burger made up.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: It be tasted like nice. I wanted a bean burger. Yeah,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: it tasted like they actually are bad. Yeah it was.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: I've never had the I've had like a like a
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: vegetarian burger, but I've never had a I don't. I
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: don't think like impossible burger is like a specific thing.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: That's the one that tastes exactly like.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's weird. I don't think I would fuck with that.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: I would be one to try it, though it.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Would extremely fuck with it. I'm hungry as fuck. I
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: didn't eat after my pump. You gotta go to Applebee's.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't eat it after you pump. It's basically dude,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: you might as well not fucking Jesus Christ, dude, you're
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: going backwards.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I ate a ton of oatmeal after my pump this morning.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: Bro, Really, what'd you hit?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Like three bags? I think it was apple centiment and
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: then one was maple and brown sugar. I hit like
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: a whole box. Bro Quaker has me fucking stock craters, fakers,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: the goat quakers? Yeah, dude, Quakers and goats. But what's
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: the thing that's like oatmeal, but it's not oatmeal.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: Cream of wheat.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Cream of wheat rules.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I love cream of wheat. What the I used
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: to eat cream of wheat when I was young all
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: the time and it's so good.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Is that the same as porridge? Is similar?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: In my feet?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: The same?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: What's curds and whey and I've never heard of those words?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, little miss muffets sat and are tough at
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: eating her curds and whey curage and way.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: It's like, uh like oats and whey protein mixed in.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Curds, curgs of odors that cheese, curds, cottage, cheese and
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: fucking that's what all this is. Cheese is so fun.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: I mean cream of wheat is that? No, it's not, dude,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: cream of wheat is good. And then you throw some
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: brown sugar on it.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: But you can throw that on oatmeal.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you don't throw Okay. Yeah, I never said
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: I never said anything bad about oatmeal is.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: An apex predator of fucking breakfast mood. No, dude, you
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: gotta it is, you got to.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: You gotta have my mom. You gotta have my mom's
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: world famous cream of wheat.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: If we're putting cornby Pashi in the mix. Cornby pash wins.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Your mom makes cream of wheat, doesn't it come in
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: a fucking box?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she used to make it from when I was younger.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Is she a colonial settler? No?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: I just to have it when I was like a child. No,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: delete all of this. I'm that serious. I don't want
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: this going out.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: No, Like, I'm not fucking kidding, dude, I will, I
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: will quit. It's just whacked that your mama is making
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: cream of wheat. She could make anything better.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: Not called a cream of wheat it is. It's a
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: cream of wheat.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: If you're fucking eating like a revolutionary war snack, then
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: you should fucking talk the way they talk.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: You were just telling me that you eat that, you
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: eat oat meal cheese?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: No, I don't. I said, what is curds? And why?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: I asked what it was?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: Did we pull up a picture of curds? And way
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: he just showed you? You pull up a picture of
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: curds and whey.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: They just fucking flash you a pick bro like oatmeal
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: is definitely the most socially acceptable out of all of those. Yeah,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: you could be like a bodybuilder and that oatmeal.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: I actually got to get on some oats. That's smart,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: it is, dude.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Because you have it right after your workout.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: Some but ew curds and way.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: It looks like packing peanuts.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: It looks like like clumpy cocaine from this angle. How
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: would you know, bro, because I'm addicted to cocaine.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Not the clumpy kind though. No, you like that fine
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: fine powder. And oh and I have actually been cooking okay,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: yeah that's crack. Yeah well no, yeah, well we've been. Yeah,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: if you cook that the crack, putting the pyrex on
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: the I don't know how to mix.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know how to mix the song, but I
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: can mix that doggie food.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're fucking whip it like that. Yeah, I bet
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: you do. I actually do believe that you mix that
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: doggie food. I do. That's how you've been throwing around
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: so much money. That's why you're staying in the ritch
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: this coming week.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: And I wish I was staying in the rich. I change,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: I changed my reservation.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Is it are you paid for no? Then? Guess no?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I had to pay for it. But I'm saying,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: is it already paid for it?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Can you cancel.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: Uh, probably just stay at the Ritz. Like, do you
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: think I stay at the Writs for one night and then.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Head over to the stay in the second night.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: I got a nice I got a nice spot, bro.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, checking or checking right in at three o'clock at
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: the Ritz, be there at two fifty nine as soon
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: as your room's.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: I just don't like. We've stayed in nice hotels for work.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: When we were in Philly, that hotel we stayed in
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: was really nice for the chicks in the Office show.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: That's because we put us in the Chicks in the
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: Office hotel. That was me and you the We would
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: have been in the fucking motel six Minister American Motor
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: You would and I would?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: We stay together. What are you talking about, bro? We
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: stayed We have two bads in one road play. When
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: we were in the hostel that we stayed in Nashville
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: was awesome. Yeah. Yeah, it was shaped like a guitar.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: It was fucking dope.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: No, it wasn't. That hotel was awesome. That was the Marriott.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: I actually stayed there again when I went back. That
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: was expensive.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Really Yeah, that's how we do it. That's bar stool,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: That's that's how we do ships. That's when fucking New
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: York was winning champions I we.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Got to put out a Celtics shirt. I know Tyler's
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: already got one out, So check that out.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: What is it called juice? Check that out?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Check out Tyler shirt designed by.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Tyler, Designed by Tyler, printed by Tyler. No, and so
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: we got a whole another series coming up, so you
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: could buy this today, have it by the time that
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: the games are going on.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a fuck up the Warriors. Yeah, just
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: so we could start staying in nice, we should go to.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: Boston for it. I guess people are definitely already going
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: to be doing that. I'm gonna send KB a Nick
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: down there.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Or big thing.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: I guess I wouldn't be getting sent down there either way,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: So it doesn't matter.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: You should play up the Boston side of yourself. I
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: know you're barely a Boston dude that would be sick.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Should I work from home? Nobody?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: Nobody is Game seven in? Do you know what the
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: like that they don't know.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: The two you should go to?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: You should just start like tweeting at hubs about like
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: the Yankees and shit. Yeah, just fill the carabas void
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: and just like be a big ass Boston homer. Nobody
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: has any idea you're from Boston. People think you're from Arlington.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: The amount of shows the only city I've heard you.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: I made a mistake by promoting it so early because
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: people don't buy tickets, like, like, I'm probably gonna sell
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: the majority of the tickets this week.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, think about when you buy tickets.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I buy tickets the night that I'm going, like
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: an hour before I go to a show.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Well, if I think a show is going to go out,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: I try, or if I think a show is going
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: to sell out, I try and buy the tickets as
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: soon as possible.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I'm but if it's someone who only I
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 7: was like ten of the thirty minutes prepared.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the amount that you care about, I don't have.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: I have.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I have like a tight twenty five thirty.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I'll be good. Oh yeah, it's tight.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: No it is.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: I've heard it.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: It's dialed. I've heard me go up recently.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I heard the twenty I'm on. Oh yeah yeah. Ever
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: since that one fucking sweet ass show that you did.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: Ever since that one night dude, when I did I
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: did the seven pm and then I went to I
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: opened up for Nick Colletti, and then I went back
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: for the midnight and I crushed every single set and
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: I was like.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Wait, you open for Nick Colletti. I'm on now. God
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: damn it, I done came up. Didn't he ask you
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: to open for him? And You're like, no, I don't
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: think I will. That's all what happened. Are you sure?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: You said you want to do some time and I
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: said yes and no.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: At first you were like no, I don't think so.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: And he was like, all right, cause I thought I had.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: I thought my spots would would.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: And if I'm trying to like get as many spots
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: at the stand as I can, and it's not I
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: don't want to be canceling spots.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I understand. But you went up in it, but I
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: went up. Yeah, it was awesome. That's a hot crowd. Yeah,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: shout out to him, dude. He was hilarious when he
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: came on here.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was very funny. People didn't like him chewing.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: I don't care either. It's like, dude, fucking stop being
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: a bitch.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he choos funny, like who gives a shit? He
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: could do anything funny. Oh my god, a funny episode,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: but oh my god, the chewing it needs just like,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: I'm so sick of the fucking comments, dude, I'm so
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: sick and tired of the photo shop. Bro, I'm just
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: sick and tired of like the complaints. Great episode, Sasa's
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: audio is a little echoey.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Then don't listen to it, fucking idiots. No, but it's
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: like a it's a great episode. I don't need to
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: hear like, yeah, we know he was chewing into the
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: microphone the entire time. I don't need seven thousand people
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: to DM me separately.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: But dude, that's just what's going to happen with this podcast,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: doing bigger, getting bigger. Yeah, we saw the numbies and
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: oh we're up, We're up. We're all right now. But uh,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: but it does. That doesn't mean that you can't tell
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: your friends to fucking listen to Son of a Boy Dad.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, tell them all, and like a subscribe to us,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: give us good ass feedback.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: Become see us in Arlington.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Will both the best way to let other people. Yeah,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be sharing a bed, we're gonna be doing
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: the thing where we jump from one bed to another.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Crack skulls in the model. You guy should come because
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Ronan's gonna do a tight five. Yeah, my fippit's telling
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: me it's time to move. Are you serious? Yeah? Eve
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: been that sententary.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: We haven't moved in the last hour and a half.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: But what about the rest of the day.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: It says every hour it gives you notification time to move.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: I went to solid cord this morning. I went to
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: the gym, then I biked in. Dude, I've been moving
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: all day. Bro, I know I'm acting and I still
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: look like shit.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: I gotta start moving more. I'm gonna move more today.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough. Your forearms are you are your calling card?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah? If you get whenever you get big, your
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: forearms get big.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: My forearms get when I get a pump. Dude, my
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: forearm has become bigger than my biceps.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: And the definition. I can tell when you jacked off
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: in the morning, Oh yeah, I can always tell.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: I got a lot of freckles that I got to
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: get checked out, Like, I don't remember there being seventy
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: freckles right here.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen those like tiktoks where it's like
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: it's if like all boys have this freckle, like right here,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, the most common.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: I can't believe I still use that app.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Dude, I don't even really, you.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: Got to get off of that thing. It's I don't
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: especially with the summertime, dude, it's like you go outside.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: Not used specifically, but it's like do that app.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: I don't go on the app. I'm happy to share
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: my screen time with the amount I no, I believe you.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: I was telling my little sisters, I'm like, we got
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: to get you guys outside, but.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: They've already been like it's more powerful than Heroin. Yeah.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: I told them I'm want to bring I'm going home.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna take them on a hike because we're gonna
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: see the world.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: It's tough too, because like uh, children do like what
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: they learn their parents seeing. So like now people are
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: like twenty and just fucking and they're just on TikTok.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be having kids. The kids are just gonna
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: see him on TikTok all day.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: I think it'll I think anyone that's smart will die
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: it will stop using it so much.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Brother, They're on a fucking movie.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Have you seen what time?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: He do?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Love movies?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm on a big movie kicker. I love Sunday. Well,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: Sunday is my movie day. I watch at least three.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I want to get to a theater. I want to
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: get to like a strip mall theater, not even like
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: a fuck because theaters in New York are cool, but
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: like I want to be out in a movie theater,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: like in the wilderness.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: Oh oh, I tell you many.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: You want to like see Live the No, no, no, a
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: movie theater.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: I want to go see. I want to see top Gun.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: I'll go. I'll go this week. You want to go
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: this week? You want to leave work early someday, play
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: a little hooky and get a bunch of sugar in
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: our bodies.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I'm probably gonna get a salad wherever they
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: have them, if they have salads with the movie theater.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck movie theater I'm talking about.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: I'll bring I'll bring a chicken caesar.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Wrap, bring some beans, a bean salad.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but no, I do want to see it really bad.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck. Well, maybe we'll see it and we'll talk
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: about it on the next episode. Yeah, all right, have
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: a boy.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: Dad, Thank you guys for listening.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Peace,