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DLHS Hour 3 | Comedian Ali Siddiq talks new comedy special · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: I want you guys to have happy and safe and
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  Speaker 1: fruitful June team and these.
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  Speaker 2: Havelf a favorite be late.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was saying this earlier. I said, when when we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna like something and just remove it, like they get the.
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  Speaker 1: Redact stuff like we're change it. Yeah, they that's what
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  Speaker 1: they do. They get the redect though, like I did.
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  Speaker 1: But where was the dude that was redacted herself through
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  Speaker 1: in the Puffy trial. I'm like, some stuff I didn't
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  Speaker 1: need to know, like rumber somebody. Man, what about the
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  Speaker 1: redacted then?
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  Speaker 2: And I know if I was cassuy husband, I want
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  Speaker 2: something redacted. People who were previously men shouldn't be able
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  Speaker 2: to compete to get women in my estimate.
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  Speaker 1: But if you think about it, Ronnie Lott, who was
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  Speaker 1: one of the greatest s offists back ever, he mangled
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  Speaker 1: his finger to the game. He didn't want to come
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  Speaker 1: out together, so he come to cut his finger, and
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  Speaker 1: we thought he was the man for doing it. But
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  Speaker 1: imagine if a dude want to cut his Johnson, I
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  Speaker 1: was still play. That's a bad dude right there. Wow, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know what if you if you're willing to do
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  Speaker 1: that to stay in the game.
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  Speaker 2: Power Oh yeah, yeah, man, I met another one that's
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  Speaker 2: all off on my favorite number one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She I like her. She's the mail four. How tall
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  Speaker 2: isn't either? Probably four?
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  Speaker 1: She got drivers like that. She's tiny. She's a sweet right,
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  Speaker 1: nothing that's six flags, but what a sweet woman.
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  Speaker 5: You're right behind.
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  Speaker 2: You, genuine when I stand on my.
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  Speaker 1: Water they called him, You're right, we have our favorite African.
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  Speaker 2: First time to kill him in garrow. They didn't pick
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  Speaker 2: him up yet. I want to say something, but these
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  Speaker 2: boys out here, so yeah, I don't have you ever
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  Speaker 2: been approached by ice at all?
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  Speaker 3: Never?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why I called him on you number,
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  Speaker 2: how you avoided? But all right, welcome to the show.
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  Speaker 1: A very very funny young man who I've had the
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  Speaker 1: privilege of being on the road with.
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  Speaker 2: For many, many years. And now I can't afford hi.
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  Speaker 2: He's the headline in his own right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so tired me for Bill Bellam and said, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's but it's definitely above my pay grade.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I can't afford him.
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  Speaker 1: I'll put your heads together for the very expensive at
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  Speaker 1: least as.
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  Speaker 2: How you doing, I'm doing pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what we were at We were
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  Speaker 1: at Earthquakes birthday party, I guess last week, right, And
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  Speaker 1: this dude had on a vintage Rolex and a Van
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland our Pails bracelet on and tried to act like
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to know what that is. I could
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  Speaker 1: have got it too, I just didn't. I have to
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  Speaker 1: put kids through college. So you have you have another
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  Speaker 1: comedy special. This is like your third. You catch it
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  Speaker 1: up with me. You got three and two years?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, four two years?
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  Speaker 1: Oh see, such a smartest Now, I will say this,
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  Speaker 1: as much as I dislike this, you are hysterically funny
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  Speaker 1: and prolific at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: So what is what's the name of this special?
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  Speaker 3: Domino Effect to lost? So we did a preview for it.
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  Speaker 3: We got a pretty good response right up in New
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  Speaker 3: York Times and people saying, this is one of the
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  Speaker 3: most absolutely greatest specials they've ever seen from fantastic storytellers.
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  Speaker 3: So it's an actual true sequel from Domino Effect. And
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  Speaker 3: you might want to go back and watch that before
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  Speaker 3: this one comes out to keep up with the story.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the Godfather wanted to You don't want to
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  Speaker 1: miss it. The prequels better than the sick.
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  Speaker 3: I think that this is a masterpiece. I actually do,
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  Speaker 3: and I and I say that, you know, very reluctantly
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  Speaker 3: most of the time, but I thinking I did myself
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  Speaker 3: with the from the first one. People didn't think to
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  Speaker 3: do it, so I think I, you know, took a
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  Speaker 3: pretty good swing at it.
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  Speaker 1: With that, that's the way you're supposed to think. I
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  Speaker 1: think the one thing I would like out would say
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  Speaker 1: about your specialist special like some people do a special,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you?
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  Speaker 2: Why did you? Why are you even on Netflix? What
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  Speaker 2: is why you here? What did you have to say?
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  Speaker 1: But I think the two things I really respect that
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  Speaker 1: you're a student of the craft, and the other thing
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  Speaker 1: you do is you have ownership of all your Specialis
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  Speaker 1: you release them on your own platform or excise me,
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  Speaker 1: a YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's on you, definitely on YouTube. I think that's
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  Speaker 3: just the way for me to go at this point
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  Speaker 3: because I'm I'm pretty much independent, and I don't I
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  Speaker 3: don't want people to quantify me as based upon the network.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the network has nothing to do with the talent.
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  Speaker 3: And then I don't I don't want to take people's
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  Speaker 3: notes on my craft because I'm telling a unique story.
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  Speaker 3: Some some parts you will think I should leave out,
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  Speaker 3: and those are the parts that people kind of gravitate towards.
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  Speaker 3: And this special is very surprising. I say, if people
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  Speaker 3: watch this one, they are going to go through a
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  Speaker 3: roller coaster of emotions with this particular special.
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  Speaker 1: So now you you're on the road all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I told you, I can't afford you. You're on the
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  Speaker 1: road all t I'm either every place I'm going, I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming to either he's coming or you going.
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  Speaker 2: And I try to smoke.
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  Speaker 1: As much as possible in the room to make him uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's like reverse smudging, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, when I when I get like, oh, d L's
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  Speaker 3: been here?
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  Speaker 1: Would you like me to tell them a story about
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  Speaker 1: how I know you've been somewhere with you like that?
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  Speaker 3: The thing is, you know, I go into a green
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  Speaker 3: road they have a no smoking sign, and I just asked.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, Dan has been here. I know where I
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  Speaker 3: usual I usually his combat. When they tell me something
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  Speaker 3: I can't do, I'm like, no, been here.
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  Speaker 2: They still have.
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  Speaker 3: If they say anything about we don't we don't have
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  Speaker 3: that type of food. No, I'm quite sure Dal had
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  Speaker 3: a cheese.
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  Speaker 1: So the it is this fourth special in about two years?
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  Speaker 1: Is Domino Effect Part two?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Yes? Lost, Yes it is. I'm getting ready to
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  Speaker 3: record Domino Effect three in September, so I'll probably I'm
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  Speaker 3: doing it like John Wick. You know I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: Atleas a de Domino Effect Part two loss on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you check it out. You will not be disappointed. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I love you, man, Man love you back. Brother now
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  Speaker 1: here he is the military man Zamorow kings He returned
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  Speaker 1: to exposed races and hitting out everyday live.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, my brothers and sisters, this is Jamal Kingsley, the
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  Speaker 6: militant man kids to exposed racism, kiddy in our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 4: Why is it you have never looked up into the
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  Speaker 4: night sky and burned your eyes. You have never heard
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  Speaker 4: of somebody getting moved burned, and you have never heard
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  Speaker 4: of somebody getting melanoma from being out too much at night? Well,
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  Speaker 4: why is it we are conditioned to be afraid of
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  Speaker 4: the dark. The dark ain't never hurt no one. It's
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  Speaker 4: obvious it's the light that'll kill you. Think about it,
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  Speaker 4: my brother, why is it white shoes make your feet
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  Speaker 4: look big and black shoes make your feet look small?
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  Speaker 4: Is it always because the white is trying to be
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  Speaker 4: bigger than the black? Think about it, my brother, And
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  Speaker 4: why is it when the white man is mad he
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  Speaker 4: turns red. When he's sad, he turns blue. When he
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  Speaker 4: turns he turns brown. And when he dies he turns purple.
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  Speaker 4: And they want to call us colored? Think about it,
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  Speaker 4: my brother. Visit Jamal Kingsley the Militant Man, and until
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  Speaker 4: next week stay woke and think about it. My brother.
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  Speaker 2: It is time WHI preachure.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage where we spotlight some of the
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  Speaker 1: fun these comedians, some you know, some you don't today.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage. You definitely know this person, the
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  Speaker 1: one only Sheryl Underwood.
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  Speaker 5: You want to keep your man.
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  Speaker 7: Know that a man in love will give his woman
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  Speaker 7: anything and everything she won't need and desire, as long
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  Speaker 7: as you don't ask him. Don't ask him for nothing.
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  Speaker 7: You need a new refrigerator, don't ask him for it.
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  Speaker 7: Bring him a hot beer and wait for a refrigerator
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  Speaker 7: to show up.
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  Speaker 5: At show it up. Don't say against your man, mama.
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  Speaker 7: These men love they mama, even if he ain't never
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  Speaker 7: met this bitch.
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  Speaker 6: He loved.
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  Speaker 5: His mom, even though they're only thirteen years apart. He
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  Speaker 5: loved his mom.
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  Speaker 7: Know that men don't want to talk when they first
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  Speaker 7: come home from work.
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  Speaker 5: Men want to shower and shave.
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  Speaker 7: Then they want to get situated and give you a
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  Speaker 7: signal that conversation should come forward. Be very careful what
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  Speaker 7: you say to a man who's in love with you,
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  Speaker 7: because once he fall in love, his life is dedicated
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  Speaker 7: to you and the family that you're making together.
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  Speaker 5: So when you come home from work.
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  Speaker 7: With tears welled up in your eye and the man's
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  Speaker 7: in love with.
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  Speaker 5: You, go what's wrong? Baby? And you go, you know,
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  Speaker 5: Larry from my job.
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  Speaker 7: That's all that brother heard was Larry from your job.
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  Speaker 7: Now he in the car with the pistol grill pump
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  Speaker 7: on his lap at all time, driving in.
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  Speaker 5: Your job, looking for my Fther's named Larry.
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  Speaker 7: You in the kitchen making a sandwich, listening to the news.
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  Speaker 7: Forgot what you said, but you here three dudes named
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  Speaker 7: Larry got shot at your.
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  Speaker 5: Job by a man with no pants on.
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  Speaker 7: See that's your fault right there, that's your fault.
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  Speaker 5: Understand that a man wants a woman who.
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  Speaker 7: Encourages him without nagging him. He wants a woman who
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  Speaker 7: believes in his dreams, even though she knows he can't
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  Speaker 7: do it. Your man come home talking about he don't
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  Speaker 7: quit his good hand job at the post office because
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  Speaker 7: he wanted to be an astronaut.
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  Speaker 2: Don't say shit.
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  Speaker 5: Just pull out your sewing.
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  Speaker 7: Machine and make him my astronaut outfit because you.
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  Speaker 5: Believe in him. Mix him up some time, slice muzzling cheese,
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  Speaker 5: get out. You're gonna be late for the moon.
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  Speaker 7: Put him out at do tell them call me when
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  Speaker 7: you get a break on the moon. Now you know
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  Speaker 7: you want to laugh, but don't ever laugh in your
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  Speaker 7: man face because you're gonna break his spirit.
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  Speaker 5: But wait for him to get in the car. Goo,
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  Speaker 5: get your cell phone, call your girlfriend to go bitch.
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  Speaker 7: Let me tell you what he said he wanted to
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  Speaker 7: be to day girl, he said he want to be
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  Speaker 7: an astronaut.
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  Speaker 6: Jail.
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  Speaker 2: I made him my off and look out you want
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  Speaker 2: he got got hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: I've worked with her a number of times, always hard,
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  Speaker 1: too hard to follow, hard to follow.
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  Speaker 2: That's a talented chick right there.