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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 30th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What's due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program, Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show that.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. Ay, what's good? Everybody? Today
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  Speaker 3: is Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: It is December the thirtieth, twenty twenty five. We are
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  Speaker 2: the Woody Show, Woody Greg Man.
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  Speaker 3: It's Gina grad.
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  Speaker 2: We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 2: She's our sociate producer Vron, our video producer, Dumbass Tyler
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  Speaker 2: is here. We got Bort and Menji holding things down
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  Speaker 2: in the Woody Show production department.
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  Speaker 3: As you know, we are not here live today.
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  Speaker 2: We are on holiday break, but we will be back
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  Speaker 2: to start a brand new year the Woody Show on Monday,
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  Speaker 2: this coming Monday, January the fifth. YEP. But some good
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  Speaker 2: stuff lined up for you today. And as we always say,
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  Speaker 2: if you haven't heard it, it's that's right. We'd still
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  Speaker 2: like to hear your thoughts, your opinions, anything you hear
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  Speaker 2: on the show. If there's something you got, a story
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  Speaker 2: you want to add. There are certainly a lot of
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  Speaker 2: ways to do that. The best way is the after
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  Speaker 2: hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four. Woody is the number.
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  Speaker 2: That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can also
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  Speaker 2: email us find us their email at the Woodyshow dot
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  Speaker 2: com and of course find us follow us on the
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  Speaker 2: social media platform of your choice.
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  Speaker 3: Look for us there at the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, coming up for you on the show today, we
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  Speaker 2: got the Family Feud Warp Tour addition, all right, also
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  Speaker 2: the employee annual review. Nonsense, dude, I tell you the
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  Speaker 2: amount of reviews. Oh yeah, training videos, training things that
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  Speaker 2: we get assigned never ends constant. It's like, did one
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  Speaker 2: of the things? What does the company think you have
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  Speaker 2: time to do any actual work?
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  Speaker 3: What do you show?
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  Speaker 2: Weakest link? Also more gasms. Finally, Morgan on another adventure
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  Speaker 2: making people feel awkward, radio's most immature game. Guess whose
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  Speaker 2: gas I always love it because it's all about Greg.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like we've been starting every show about Greg. Well,
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  Speaker 2: why not speaking of Greg? You know, he's been talking
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  Speaker 2: about how much he would love to have the thigh gap,
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  Speaker 2: and I forget how that came up. We were talking
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  Speaker 2: about it last week and then we got an after
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  Speaker 2: hours voicemail and this person is saying, Greg, maybe don't
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  Speaker 2: worry about that show.
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  Speaker 5: This is Ali from Sacramento. I don't normally call in
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  Speaker 5: because I hate my voice going on off chance that
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  Speaker 5: you decide to play this, I guess I'm just going
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  Speaker 5: to have to deal with it. But I wanted to
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  Speaker 5: tell Greg because he said in one of his words
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  Speaker 5: of wisdom the other day on Thursday, I think about
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  Speaker 5: wanting it to have a thy gap. It's not really
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  Speaker 5: something for men, And I just wanted to let you
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  Speaker 5: know why, so that you don't feel bad about yourself, Greg,
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  Speaker 5: Women have much wider pelvises, so their leg bones starts
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  Speaker 5: much further apart than the other like bones, whereas men
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  Speaker 5: tend to have leg bones that are kind of straight
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  Speaker 5: and parallel. And so there's a much easier way to
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  Speaker 5: get a thy gap as a woman because of that
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  Speaker 5: added space, because of the bone structure. And it has
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  Speaker 5: nothing to do with how fat you are. And after
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  Speaker 5: having met you, yes you are very thin. You need
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  Speaker 5: to stop worrying so much about it. Okay, you know
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  Speaker 5: you don't look sick, but I think that you can
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  Speaker 5: probably call it a day and just maintain at this point.
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  Speaker 5: So I just wanted to let you know that it
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  Speaker 5: might be an untainable dream to have a thy gap
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  Speaker 5: as a man. Sorry, have you ye?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: You can't argue anatomy, right, I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Why would she call it unattainable?
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  Speaker 7: To do?
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  Speaker 6: Is get you pelvis widening surgery?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no problem.
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  Speaker 2: We can do it on the same day as I
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  Speaker 2: get my neck tight.
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  Speaker 8: The other issue, Greg, is we don't we don't wear
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  Speaker 8: pants that would allow us to show up, especially if
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  Speaker 8: you hag up your nds.
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  Speaker 2: If the thigh gap is the goal, Greg, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think that the chocolate milk is the answer. Greg. Oh, I,
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  Speaker 2: Greg has been going on and on. For the first
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  Speaker 2: time in a long time. I was trying to figure
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  Speaker 2: out the last time I had chocolate milk. I mean
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  Speaker 2: not childhood, but it's been since childhood.
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  Speaker 9: Probably, It's probably been three decades since I've had chocolate milk.
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  Speaker 2: He's rediscovered chocolate milk. And now, how did you say?
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  Speaker 2: You said it was like a religious religious experience. So
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  Speaker 2: I had a moment of weakness.
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  Speaker 9: I saw it and I said, you know, screw it,
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  Speaker 9: I'm going to get this chocolate milk little container.
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  Speaker 2: I should have bought a case, because I got.
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  Speaker 9: One and I'm in the car drinking it, and I
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  Speaker 9: almost started crying. It was so it was like a
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  Speaker 9: melted milkshake.
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  Speaker 6: Is your pleasure centers.
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  Speaker 3: This is where he breaks though, because as yeah, he's
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  Speaker 3: you know, he tortures himself, yeah, to such a point
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  Speaker 3: where he's just like like slender Man, and then like
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  Speaker 3: he gets a taste of something good, then you're just
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  Speaker 3: gonna hog out.
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  Speaker 9: But I did do that with the icing a few
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  Speaker 9: months ago. I told you about icing, and I didn't
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  Speaker 9: enjoy it, so I threw that away. Now, Greg, do
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  Speaker 9: you know what milkman?
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, you know what you would love? And I
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  Speaker 2: bought these. We have these at the house, you know.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, i'll bring I'll bring a couple in for
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  Speaker 2: you tomorrow so you can try them. About milk fifty,
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  Speaker 2: it's fair life, fair mom, So thirty grams of protein
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  Speaker 2: right and each one. And I'm telling you it is
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  Speaker 2: creamy chocolate milk that does not taste like anything other
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  Speaker 2: than like some really awesome creamy The chocolate flavor is amazing.
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  Speaker 6: Would you consider that like a meal replacement?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, here's here's the thing I think I have all
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  Speaker 8: I have seen fair life, and I'm gonna raise you
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  Speaker 8: fair Life to milk fifty milk.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying I'm not familiar with milk.
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  Speaker 8: It's pretty, it's pretty brand new. It's definitely not in
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  Speaker 8: every store, but you see it here and there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: so fair Life it's just by comparison, has one hundred
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  Speaker 8: and forty calories per eight ounce glass milk fifty as
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  Speaker 8: in the name has fifty.
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  Speaker 6: And it's to my taste.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sure it's not as creamy, creamy, dreamy whatever as
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  Speaker 8: your classic chocolate milk. But you could drink an entire
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  Speaker 8: forty eight ounce like quarter and a half that it
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  Speaker 8: comes in and it's only three hundred calories.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so is that good.
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  Speaker 6: That's amazing, that's really good.
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  Speaker 8: That's amazing, which is again, it's one third the calories
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  Speaker 8: of the fair Life.
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  Speaker 3: The fair Life much.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a it's a pretty decent bottle, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like as far as it's serving. The what I got
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  Speaker 2: was tiny. Yeah, but the service surveys the same sizes.
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  Speaker 2: But eight it's a it's one hundred and fifty calories
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  Speaker 2: and it's two grams of sugar. It gets the thirty
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  Speaker 2: grams of the protein. But it's I'm telling you, it's chocolatey.
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  Speaker 2: It's creamy. It's really good. It's better than just doing
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  Speaker 2: like nest quick you know whatever. The uh like that too? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I tell you the store brand because we bought some
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  Speaker 2: just because because can we get this from We bought
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  Speaker 2: the store brand chocolate milks. What I got that stuff
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  Speaker 2: was so good, so good. It was just like melted
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  Speaker 2: ice cream moments. Yeah, it was so.
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  Speaker 3: There's one thing though, with the iHeartRadio Music Festival this
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  Speaker 3: year that you missed out on. Greg, Dude, everybody's so
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  Speaker 3: rail thin really, Oh yeah, everybody's on the show.
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  Speaker 6: I was gonna say, easy to know why.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, d I was like, whoa, that's.
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  Speaker 6: Why what your wife was calling jelly rolled donut hole?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, smaller.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. When he walked in the room, because it was
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  Speaker 2: the first time I really seen him like in person
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  Speaker 2: since he had lost a ton of weight and he
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  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, he really, I mean a lot. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know how much exactly he's down, but it's like
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  Speaker 2: one hundred plus yeah, and o hole is over to
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  Speaker 2: lose over two hundred. I'm looking at milk fifty right out.
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  Speaker 9: Even the bottle looks good.
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  Speaker 2: You can drink.
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  Speaker 8: You could drink three of those in a day, it'd
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  Speaker 8: be nine hundred calories. You lose a ton of weight,
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  Speaker 8: and you'd still get like one hundred fifty grains of protein,
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  Speaker 8: which is more than you probably ever had.
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  Speaker 2: It did kind of fill me up too. It's kind
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  Speaker 2: of like having a meal.
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  Speaker 8: Is Yeah, you can always and you use as a
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  Speaker 8: base for a smoothie blended with you know, not a sponsor.
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  Speaker 7: But could be.
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  Speaker 2: I know what I'm getting to, but again, you have
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  Speaker 2: you have to look at them, look at the finder storms.
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  Speaker 2: It's not everywhere. I saw a couple of nice comments
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  Speaker 2: on a couple of photos, like from the iHeart Festival,
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  Speaker 2: people like, oh, what do you lost some weights?
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  Speaker 3: Like you just talked? Like what the videos that you
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  Speaker 3: see like.
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  Speaker 2: On the on the YouTube and on like the Instagram
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  Speaker 2: videos that we posted. Yeah, I have lost some weight,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't think it's as dramatic as maybe it
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  Speaker 2: seems like by watching those videos and the pictures and stuff.
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  Speaker 10: Well, no, you you do look slimmer, but I think
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  Speaker 10: you're being modest unless you really didn't see it because
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  Speaker 10: somebody tagged you on one of my pictures and said
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  Speaker 10: you look hot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw like people do a lot of drugs.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, I did see. There was an after
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  Speaker 2: hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woodie asking about
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  Speaker 2: some of the weight loss stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, what do you show me?
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  Speaker 2: Love?
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  Speaker 4: A question for you, Woodie. Now, there's been a couple
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  Speaker 4: of times, I believe on the show where you guys
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  Speaker 4: mentioned that health experts say that you grow an inch
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  Speaker 4: of penis with every fifty pounds that you lose. I
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  Speaker 4: believe you said at your lowest you were like one
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  Speaker 4: eighty ish and you recently were close to three hundred,
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  Speaker 4: and now you're down to the two thirties. Do you
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  Speaker 4: recall a bigger penis back when you're in the one eighties?
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  Speaker 4: Do you notice the difference now that you've lost roughly
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  Speaker 4: fifty pounds? Love to know, Love, you guys have a
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  Speaker 4: good day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, very lucky to report back.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean maybe it would just motivate him to
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  Speaker 2: lose weight, Like, yeah, you don't grow any penis, but
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  Speaker 2: like because your pubis, Yeah, your cube mound is part
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  Speaker 2: of what loses weight. You lose weight you get you're
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  Speaker 2: supposed to gain They say an inch of visible penis,
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  Speaker 2: like per however many pounds now did I find that
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  Speaker 2: to be the case? I I wouldn't call it, you know,
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  Speaker 2: anything drastically noticeable, you know that.
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  Speaker 8: Being said, I've shown you the pictures I took at
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  Speaker 8: the Burt Chreischer Crews of the Smallest Penis contest, and
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  Speaker 8: those guys were all enormous and you.
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  Speaker 3: Could see it when you get when.
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  Speaker 8: You really look close, you can see, oh a lot
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  Speaker 8: of that length is being eaten up by Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's been one of the arguments that people make about like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it's not that all skinny guys have like
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  Speaker 2: a big penis. It's just that the skinny guys have
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  Speaker 2: no fat in and around that area, and so it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna look even though it's the same penis that you
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  Speaker 2: would see like on a on a bigger dude, on
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  Speaker 2: a fat or dude or whatever, it just visibly looks
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  Speaker 2: different because there's none of the there's none of the
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  Speaker 2: fat around it.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, kind of blocking the view like an iceberg, Like,
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  Speaker 10: oh you only see the tip, you see more of
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  Speaker 10: the iceberg.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right. Anyway, eight seven seven forty four.
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  Speaker 2: What if you want to leave us after overs voicemailing
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  Speaker 2: the time after ten am, you can leave that there
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  Speaker 2: otherwise be part of the show. As the show is
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  Speaker 2: on same number eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, send
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  Speaker 2: us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna go work on our thigh gaps. More chocolate milk,
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  Speaker 2: more Woodie Show. I would take that chocolate milk right now.
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  Speaker 2: More Woodie Shows next, Hang on.
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  Speaker 3: Till Woody Show. We'll be right back.
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  Speaker 3: good in the new year.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show, and it is time for a dumb
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  Speaker 2: ass contest. And today's dumbass contest is radio's most immature game.
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  Speaker 2: Maadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, It's time.
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  Speaker 3: For Guess Who's guys?
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  Speaker 2: Guess Who's gas? Eight seven four Woody is the number
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  Speaker 2: to call. So, uh, everybody farts and uh, we have
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  Speaker 2: an ongoing homework assignment if you work here on The
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  Speaker 2: Woody Show that if you feel a good one, bruin,
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  Speaker 2: you capture you just recorded, you know, use the MP
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  Speaker 2: three recorder on your phone. Was and uh just emailed
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  Speaker 2: over to me and I'll play one of those that
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  Speaker 2: have been submitted. I'm the only person who knows who
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  Speaker 2: this this one comes from. And then uh, you on
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  Speaker 2: the phone just have to be the first person to
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  Speaker 2: correctly guess whose gas it is and your options are Woody, Gina, Grad,
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  Speaker 2: Greg Gory, Menace, Hi, Sea Bass, and we substituted out
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  Speaker 2: Sammy because she doesn't participate. So Morgan's your your other
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  Speaker 2: option there, first person the correctly guess whose gas will
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  Speaker 2: be the winner? Eight seven seven forty four. What he
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  Speaker 2: is the phone number. Let's go to the phones and
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  Speaker 2: say hello to our first contestant. Let's say hello to Jennifer. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: good morning, Jennifer.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning show, Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let me let me load up our sample here. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we're ready to go. Now, Jennifer, when you're ready to
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  Speaker 2: hear it, say hit me, hit me.
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  Speaker 3: That one's uh.
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  Speaker 2: They said this is their first of the day, so
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  Speaker 2: it's like they just woken up the other. All right,
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  Speaker 2: So Jennifer, guess who's gas. Your options are Woody, Gina,
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  Speaker 2: Greg Menace, Sea Bass, or Morgan.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see Greg.
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  Speaker 2: Show me Greg Gory. It's not Greg Gory. But thank
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  Speaker 2: you Jennifer for the call. I appreciate it. Let's go
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  Speaker 2: to Sean. Hey, good morning, Sean, Sean, good morning. All right,
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  Speaker 2: we're playing Guess Who's gas. When you're ready, say hit me,
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  Speaker 2: hit me.
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  Speaker 6: It sounds like sounds like there.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 6: It sounds like a tent zipper.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of does, yeah very much.
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  Speaker 3: Guess who's gas?
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  Speaker 2: Greg is off the off the board, So your options
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  Speaker 2: are Woody, Gina, Menace, Sea Bass or Morgan Sean. Guess
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  Speaker 2: who's gas? Show me Menace, not Dennis, but thank you
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  Speaker 2: for the call. Let's say hi to Michelle. Good morning, Michelle,
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  Speaker 2: good morning. We're playing Guess whose gas when you're ready,
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  Speaker 2: say hit me hit me?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Your options Woodie, Gina, Sea Bass or Morgan. Guess whose gas?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, show me Gina Grad Sorry about that, Michelle,
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  Speaker 2: but thank you for calling and listening to the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say hi to Sonya. Good morning, Sonia, Good morning
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  Speaker 2: to show.
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  Speaker 11: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're playing radio's most immature game, Guess whose gas When
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  Speaker 2: you're ready, say hit me hit me?
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  Speaker 3: Your options.
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  Speaker 2: At this point there's only three left. Woody, Sea Bass
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  Speaker 2: or Morgan. Guess who's gas?
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  Speaker 5: Are we gonna say?
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  Speaker 3: Sea Bass show me Sebastian.
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  Speaker 2: No, that is a that is not see best, but Sonya,
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  Speaker 2: thank you very much for listening. Let's say hello to
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  Speaker 2: Matt Hey, good.
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  Speaker 3: Morning man, that morning morning.
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  Speaker 2: All right, when you're ready for guess whose gas say
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  Speaker 2: hit me.
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  Speaker 7: Hit me?
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's either for me. It's either Woody or
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  Speaker 2: it's Morgan. Guess who's gas.
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  Speaker 12: Man to go Woodie on this one?
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Show me Woody man Man.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: All right, well, Matt, sorry about that. Let's go to Reren.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Good morning, Wren, Hey, good morning to show. All right,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: so you've been paying attention to all the guesses. You
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: know there's only one left when you're ready say hit me,
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: hit me, Wren. If you've been paying attention, I shouldn't
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: even have to give you the option. Guess whose gas
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: that is? Morgan?
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a that was the first, the first
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: of the day.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Everybody I think is Gassi first, Like in the morning,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: gregs he's disappointed himself because a lot of times like
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: he'll have that really good one, but he hasn't even
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: thought to grab his fr Yeah. I don't have my
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: phone with me in.
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: Bed, so so disappointing.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: I know. Now, Morgan, did you do that while while
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Cabo wasn't around?
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: No, of course not dog.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: You don't fart in front of him? Oh god, no
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: really yeah, she's a lady, Yeah, thank you.
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I'll do way more things with that no.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: While he listens to the show. So now he's heard it.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he knows.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: He's been hearing a lot Disney getting played a lot lately.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, they're really good.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: They're actually I try to throw the rhythm off, you
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like even if we did Morgan's
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: last time, we'll do it again, because people do people
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: paying called statch. But Wren, congratulations, you are the winner
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: on guests who's gay people? Hey, right, hang on, remixes
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: are ready to break it down. Here we go, fuck apella,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: here we go, nice perfect, more than.
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: Thank you guy, job your favorite song?
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Eight one eight the people next to me the life thing.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I've lost my mind because I'm dancing and laughing in
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: my car right now? All right, more what he shows next?
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Hang on the show.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: There's a really weird story. Man in Florida. Fifty one
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: year old.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Woman feeling hungry.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: She stopped into an ee hop for some breakfast, and
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: she sat down at the table. Her waitress comes over
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: this twenty six year old woman and starts feeling her up.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, waitress gave the woman a milkshake
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: she didn't order, which that that part's cool, started calling
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: her a sexy seaword and then sat down next to
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: her gave her a BackRub and a boo Rubjeez. Yeah,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: the woman h never met the waitress before.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Greg. Was she drunk? She certainly was.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: The cots were called, the waitress arrested and so fired.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: Seems like a really attentive waitress.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: It's bizarre. Yeah, I know, right, a sexy seaword. Yeah.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: A British Airways flight was on its way to London.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Flight attendant started feeling you know, let's just say not great.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Man's co workers noticed that he was sweating, babbling, complaining
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: about cramps. So he locked himself in the bathroom and
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: he's taking a really long time to The co workers
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: went to go check on him. Open the door. He's
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: in there, chilling fully nude, dilated pupils, high heart rate
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: and that was thanks to the meth and the that
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: means that he took before the flight. He was so fired, Yeah,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: arrested and now in court awaiting his sentencing. I thought
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: he was a stroke or something like. Dude, what are
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: you thinking. I'm thinking you're a flight attendant and you know,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: try to stay away. Yeah, just trying to keep it
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: in to get job. Although my my wife's cousin is
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: a flight attendant for Southwest and she was a nurse
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: and she quit nursing. I know somebody in that exact
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: same vote to become a flight attendant because it was
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: her quote dream. She loves it. In fact, this past
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: weekend she had a layover and hit up my wife
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: and said, hey, I'm going to be in town for
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: a few hours once't you come up and you know,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: meet me for lunch, and you know, just talking to
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: her and she's she's like in like her mid to
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: late fifties, and she loves it. It's like a second
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: It's just it was a second career.
• 20:54
  Speaker 10: And wouldn't she get paid more because she also a
• 20:56
  Speaker 10: nurse and that's a pretty not a I.
• 20:59
  Speaker 9: Don't think they paid or like that anything to do
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: with it. I have a well, a former friend who
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: it was her lifelong dream to be a flight attendant.
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: So she finally made the dream come true, ended up
• 21:11
  Speaker 9: having an affair with the pilot and then got a
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: divorce and is now with the pilot.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you know what, you got a whole new life. Yeah,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: you left that old life behind. God bless Yeah, because
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: you do hear about that. Yeah, it's a lot of
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: time together, a lot of hotels. Right now the.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Eight seven four Woody, your Woody shoe shoe and we'd get.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here giving us some of your
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: valuable time this morning. My name is Woody, that's Greg Gory.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: We got Gina grad SeaBASS is here, and we got Sammy.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Good morning to you.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Menace Hi, our social media director, found us. Follow us
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: on social media at the show. Morgan's here taking your calls.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty four Woody text over to two
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: to nine eighty seven. Vaughn, our video producer, Good morning Vaughn.
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: What's up everybody?
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: So back when Warp.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Tour just happened recently, Vaughn went and I didn't realize
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: that he did this, But then he said, like, oh yeah,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: by the way, I did. Uh.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I did some interviews.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I saw you posted a couple on on your social media,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: but I didn't realize that you collected audio for a
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: round of wood He show Family.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Feud Warf Tour Edition.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: I love that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: So my apologies. We would have gotten to this sooner.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: No worries at all all right, so we have what
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: do you show Family Feud the way it works? Instead
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: of talking to one hundred people the way they do
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: on the different episodes of Family Feud, the survey questions,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: it's just one question talking to one person, and then
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: we had to try to figure out if we can
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: get Now I'm assuming there's no prize for us.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: You have a prize for us on this or yeah,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: breakfast is customary.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: We have coming in soon. But I do have an
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: interview with feel calling from Deflopper coming up soon, so
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I can bring him in.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: If you guys like none of what? That's not a prize,
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: I don't want to say it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: If we get to if we get two points in
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: this rounded family Feud, typically there's a prize of some
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: kind I'll bring in. So you bring in Phil from
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Death Leopard's Pride of the Basis from.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Journey, Yeah, or bring me I'm not here while that happens. Oh,
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: I love Death Leppard.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: Can you bring in another soup potato pie?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: For sure?
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, sweet potato pot potato? Al Right, here we go,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: all right, will you show Family Feud now again? Each
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: person will have a chance to.
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: Guess, all right, but they can insert, they can cut
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: that survey. They can ask their family of course, of course,
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: of course.
• 23:47
  Speaker 9: I wish in real life I could do these surveys
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: for family feud. I would love to do that.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: You know, nothing.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: They can hit me up if they need survey answers. Yeah, okay,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Now who is the who is the first band?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: All right? So the first band legendary? Three oh three?
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Nice? Is that the band that has Cake by the Ocean? No, No,
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: that's who am I thinking of.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: That's like one of the Jones brothers, kill the Ocean?
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Now three o three's the.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Uh and I don't trust trust?
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're d n C d n C. Yeah,
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: I think he has three oh three. But it's hard
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: to call somebody legendary. I for like, uh place, I
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: just couldn't place their song that they're huge.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, so uh yere he is? This
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: is uh vought? Now who gets the question this time around?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Oh? Let me see, let's go with what are you
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: actually start off with?
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: Nice?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: What is the what is the first question?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: The first question? Name something a band does to kill time?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Name something a band does to kill time?
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: I mean obviously this decade, are they still like doing drugs?
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: You know what I see like baseball players. I even
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: started with the gathering the juggalos. People play Pokemon cards
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: like a grown I do.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I've seen it in locker baseball locker rooms used to
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: be Ted Williams and Gronass men's focusars and drinking whiskey.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: I think you're gonna say poker pokey.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm with great video game.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I mean walking around back there a lot a lot
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: of them play video games.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I was thinking, yeah, I was thinking video games that
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: used to lick weights.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: Cool, all right, let's.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Let's go with video yeah, video games. All right? Uh,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: let's find out name something a band does to kill time?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Something a band does to kill time?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: J off?
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: Oh uh.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Jump jump off, jump off with each other. See how
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: high they can jump?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: There you go, circle jump you know yeah, circle jump,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: circle jump, circle up, circle jup?
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Wow each other in the circle jump with three or three.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: That's pretty fun.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: You were into that. It's like a circle jump, So
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Joe and Off I would have accepted whacking it also.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: All right, well we didn't. We didn't get that one. Okay.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: It's a very very goofy guys. And this is still
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: with with three oh three. Al Right, who gets the
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: next question?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: All right, next question, we'll go to Greg Gory.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, all right, Greg Gory, Uh, what do you got?
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: What is a band's weirdest tour writer request?
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Limitless answer?
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: What would be for them?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: For them?
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: The weirdest rider request? All right?
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Out that the joke's gonna be something about eminem green, eminem.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: Ice below the floorboards loob loo.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've heard these guys are a little bit wacky. Yeah,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: they like to go. I mean we three oh three,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't assuming be this way, but like, uh, nobody
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: like looking at them. I remember like Marilyn Manson didn't
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: even want anybody walking by his dressing room door. Like
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: like they had to re route people backstage working and
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: doing things. Even if pop who were back backstage working
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: weren't allowed to walk by his door.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: If the door was closed.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Even if it was closed, you could not go, So
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: they re routed everybody around it. This is when we
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: were at B F D in Dallas, Like, nobody will
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: had to walk by his door.
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: It was pretty quiet over there.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: He's a big F and D.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: In the writer for some.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Reason, I'm thinking.
• 27:27
  Speaker 11: This group.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, all right, here we go. Question number two, what's.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: A band's weirdest tour writer request?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Vomit tasting slushies. Vomit tasting slushes We're never going to get.
• 27:38
  Speaker 10: As No sweet potato pie for anybody.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Let's move on from three. Ok the legendary three legendarily unfunny. Yeah,
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: the Woody Show.
• 27:49
  Speaker 13: We'll be right there.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: We'll go to a different band. What's the next band?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go into the more legendary against.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Love Rise Against. They've done Woodies Show events, They've they've
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: played one of our parties, were right?
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: Schedule a personable Yeah about that, very very cool guy?
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: All right, who gets the next question?
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: All right, this one's going to sea bass.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: All right. Name something you would find on your van
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: or two of us?
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: Okay, but for them to get my vans that I've
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: lived in. But now we might want to go back to,
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: like video gaming systems that.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: You would find or would like to find. Would that's
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: the thing I would find? Beds?
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Gonna go with you know what, I'm gonna go with
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: a pea bottle like some kind of Oh, you know,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: like either septical, like a like a gallon jug or
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: a bottle that that you pee in, because that's if
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: you're a young band. You're not you're not stying a
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: bunch of people. You can't stop every time some sp
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: your man people like that? All right, answer, all right,
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: let's find out. Are we ever going to get a point?
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: What do you show? Family Feud Warped tour edition. This
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: is a rise against.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Name something we'll find on your van or tour bus.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Our tour manager had to blow up pedal board inflatable
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: pedal board.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was on our tour bus. I guess how
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: many times he used it?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Zero?
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Zero times? Yeah, what the hell would you do with
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: the well?
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: In case you wanted in a date, wanted to go
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: down to the pond.
• 29:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the prize could have been a billion dollars. You
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: could have just said, you guys get a billion.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah we didn't. But he did ask rise against a
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: couple of other questions, like, how do you guys relax
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: after a show?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: How do you all bring guitar sists in your own lives?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Would let's go down and the show was over?
• 29:43
  Speaker 14: Honestly, I think we all kind of go to our
• 29:45
  Speaker 14: bunks and watch whatever shows we're into. At the moment,
• 29:48
  Speaker 14: you can kind of you know, tune everybody else out.
• 29:49
  Speaker 14: Don't answer text from your wife.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you decompressed. There's a lot of comedy films happening back.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Say, you gotta listen up. You know we're we're a
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: serious band.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: We take ourself seriously.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: But like and then you get off stage, you want
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: to get away from it all.
• 30:04
  Speaker 14: I will say the other day, when somebody put on
• 30:06
  Speaker 14: the Blues, I think you put it on the Blues
• 30:07
  Speaker 14: Brothers backstage and that's all that matters. Like anyone else
• 30:12
  Speaker 14: that came in was like, we didn't want to talk.
• 30:14
  Speaker 14: We didn't want to talk about sell anything. It was
• 30:16
  Speaker 14: just like we just wanted to watch that. And that's
• 30:18
  Speaker 14: especial moment you get to share it, you know.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Us four bombabeat Guy Bombab.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: It's nice. That's rise against. Who else did you talk to?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I talked to Kenny Hoopla. Kenny, I'm vom b iHeart
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Readio the Woodie Show. We are here at Warped Tour
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. I am here with Kenny Hoopla. How's
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: it going, brother?
• 30:39
  Speaker 15: You're really good at your job at that am I
• 30:42
  Speaker 15: supposed to follow up.
• 30:43
  Speaker 16: Just so you know.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: My first time seeing you live was that when we
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: were young Feest twenty twenty three, you closed down one
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: of the stages. I ran from the Green Day stage
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: to see you specifically. They're so real because I was like,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I'm cooked. I've seen they put me against Green Day.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, I want to see Green Day.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I forgot about Kenny Hoopla use a song all the time, Yeah,
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: but no, I'm like, uh, I can't remember the name.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: There's two songs from Kenny Hoopla.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: They'll look at me, dude, I don't know the name.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Remember recipes I'm buried by Yes, yeah, that's a yeah, that's.
• 31:19
  Speaker 14: Oh.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: I love this song though.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Break Energy live now.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: He is not he's not older like the when we
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: were young groups like.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: He's good.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: He's like thirty babies about Yeah, so he's a younger
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: thought the guy from block Party is it no stopped
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: block Party. It's a good call. All right?
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: So what do you show family feud with Kenny Hoopla?
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: And what is the question who's it going to?
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: This question is going to Sammy?
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Sammy?
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: All right, right? What is one thing a band may
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: forget to pack before going on tour.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Their inflatable battle board, chargers, brush, I mean something band related,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: and I hope it.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: From personal experience.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: I would say passports.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: So that's like your manager should be on your ass
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well my manager wasn't. Yeah, Sammy.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Have his wife flied out to him.
• 32:18
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 32:18
  Speaker 17: I think it's gonna be something pretty basic that we
• 32:20
  Speaker 17: would all forget.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: It's like toothbrush is a good answer, strongly about that. Yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: do you okay too?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I mean you're going on tours? Maybe rubbers, Yeah, groupies
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: and stuff?
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: You know nice?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what I mean, wells those?
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: I say, yeah, toothbrush or passport I'll brush?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Good answer.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Let's say toothbrush with Kenny Hoopla. Will we get on
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: the board with an answer.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's the one thing a band might
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: forget or you might forget to pack before you go
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: on tour.
• 32:53
  Speaker 15: Maybe sunglasses. I forgot my sunglasses. Today feels so naked.
• 32:58
  Speaker 15: I always have my son losses and everybody here, of
• 33:03
  Speaker 15: course they're all wearing black. I forgot my sunglasses and
• 33:06
  Speaker 15: and it sucks, and I can't hide from people, and
• 33:10
  Speaker 15: everyone's looking me super dead in my eye?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: How you went way too deep into that.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Wow crisis about Sunglass he saves all the energy for
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: the stage.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: We were on the right track, though, Yeah.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: We were. I think that counts. Let's do uh, let's
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: do one more. Who else did you talk to?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: All right? I also talked to Lolo. She's a newer
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: artist here in the ault scene.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: The Devil Wears Converse is the name of.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Her newest song.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the newest song.
• 33:40
  Speaker 12: This is.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: On his head.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: It sounds like country like this any music, Yeah, totally.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: It's very cost.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Brick energy fucker.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, who is this question going to Vaughan?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: This one will go to menace?
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Menace? All right?
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: What's something a fan may yell at you during the show?
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Can Yeah, yeah, that's true of female artists.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: She I'll give it.
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: Look looks wise, she's very much an Avril Levine. Look
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: cross between her and.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: Could stop singing.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I think something like I love you.
• 34:32
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I mean I'm biased because I was just at the
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Juggalo Festival.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Show me your be hole. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: That is. I don't know that she's played that.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we didn't hear anything beforehand, so I can't
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: get a vibe of her personality.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: So I'm just gonna say, yeah, show.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Me your cans and that it says good suggestion.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Everyone should yell yea menace. Let's find out what do
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: you show family feud?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: What's something a fan might yell at you during the show.
• 35:04
  Speaker 16: Dumb bitch?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Of course you can't.
• 35:07
  Speaker 16: I like call myself that in the song, and people
• 35:09
  Speaker 16: always call me that. But like we we we put
• 35:11
  Speaker 16: power into it, you know what I mean, Like it's
• 35:13
  Speaker 16: we make it endearing, an enduring term.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Heart Your fan base called themselves, was it dumbitches?
• 35:17
  Speaker 16: Yeah, we used to be so we used to be
• 35:19
  Speaker 16: the dumb bitches and recently we're in now the low lives,
• 35:24
  Speaker 16: low life dumb bitches.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: You can kind of like, you know, just combine it,
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: you know how you.
• 35:27
  Speaker 10: Knew it was a different era. Back when I was
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: in college the first time my the professor I love
• 35:31
  Speaker 10: more than anyone. His term of endearment for me was
• 35:34
  Speaker 10: dumb bitch.
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, I love.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Everybody remembers their favorite teacher's favorite professor.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: You asked me something that was about like a pe
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: getting thrown or something like that.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I am here with Lolo.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: Hello, how's it going.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: It's going amazing. How are you filling this warped tour experience?
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: I'm feeling amazing.
• 35:52
  Speaker 16: I just got off stage and it went really, really well,
• 35:55
  Speaker 16: and this is my first warp tour.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: What were your expectations coming here?
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 35:59
  Speaker 16: I was really scared someone is gonna throw a water
• 36:01
  Speaker 16: bottle of p at me, because I heard that happens
• 36:03
  Speaker 16: when there's acts that are more pop like myself.
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: But that didn't happen.
• 36:07
  Speaker 16: And I was also scared that no one would come
• 36:08
  Speaker 16: to my set, and it was like a sea of people.
• 36:10
  Speaker 16: So so far ten out of ten exceeding expectations.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: No p on me.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, see that sounds like the juggle. That's how you
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: know to success.
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean they they've gone poop, not a lie.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Well, uh, you know, thanks pretty extra credit, Vaughn. Of
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: course they're collecting some audio while you were there for
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: around this Woodies show family, if you wouldn't zero points, yeah.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Maybe next time. It is the stupidest thing I've ever
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: heard the Woody.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: All right, tell me what you think of this idea.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: You know, all these people are trying to do things
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: to get workers back in the.
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: Office, sure, which is strange to me. Still, what's that
• 36:53
  Speaker 9: that you have to try to lure your employees back
• 36:56
  Speaker 9: to their jobs? Well, I mean the argument is that
• 36:59
  Speaker 9: you can do it from home. You could, but you know,
• 37:02
  Speaker 9: we've heard about companies that got a race car and
• 37:03
  Speaker 9: the lobby. Maybe that's a dumb thing. Yeah, we're going
• 37:07
  Speaker 9: to have nap pods.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: What if we do to get the kids back? I
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: would mean I would enjoy having some of these things around.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be I. It wouldn't be bait like. It
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be like if I wasn't into company in the office,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: having a race car in the lobby, wouldn't do it?
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe drive the race car, take a photo with it
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: one time, Yeah, but like, okay, every day you got
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: to race it. Well, I really did enjoy the comedians
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: of working at home. But now there's this race car
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: in the lobby and so displaying every Fortune magazine did
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: this whole story on this trend. There's no shoes allowed trend,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: not even shoes optional, no shoes allowed. So more companies
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: are making employees leave their shoes at the door. I
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: think hate that this has been going on. I guess
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: in Silicon Valley. There's just a lot of the tech
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: companies that have done this, try to whatever it's supposed
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: to create, less stress, more comfort, a boost in creativity,
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: for a more relaxed and collaborative work environment.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm more grounded.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: I'm more grounded.
• 38:09
  Speaker 14: No.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: We had an artist that would show up to our
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: raio station quite often barefoot because he felt like, oh, I.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Really had to have I actually love this.
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: I used to never wear shoes.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Oh we heard because dumbass Tyler was, you know, the
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: one who found the story. And then you know, he
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: was talking to Bort about it. When Ort walked in
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: today and and your name came up. I think Borts
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: and one that because I didn't realize you're you were
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: walking around here barefoot?
• 38:36
  Speaker 17: Yeah when I first started Yeah, when I first started
• 38:39
  Speaker 17: working here, I really was trying to be good and
• 38:42
  Speaker 17: keep my shoes on at this job. And it drove
• 38:44
  Speaker 17: me insane keeping my.
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: Shoes on all day.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: And I wouldn't think about it, and I just wanted to,
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Like you're wearing heels or something that you were wearing,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: like ten shoes, sneakers, whatever, you would you wear socks.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: Or bare feet.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: I was bare feet.
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: I would always bear feet.
• 38:56
  Speaker 17: I mean from the time I started working at eighteen
• 38:58
  Speaker 17: years old, I was barefoot into my thirties.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: What's uncomfortable about like a good pair of sneakers.
• 39:03
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: I comfortable, Yeah, I do.
• 39:06
  Speaker 17: I feel confined and like I would wear ugs and
• 39:07
  Speaker 17: I just kick him off. I wear sandals and kick
• 39:09
  Speaker 17: them off, and I just found it much easier to
• 39:11
  Speaker 17: just run around barefoot.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, never wear them because you know Greg, but well, yeah,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: but they look comfortable. They too, they're very hot.
• 39:18
  Speaker 9: My question is if it drives you crazy, what's keeping
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: you from being barefoot? None of us would care. I do,
• 39:23
  Speaker 9: I wouldn't care.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 39:25
  Speaker 17: I mean I did bring this up when I was
• 39:26
  Speaker 17: first here, and I thought the consensus was that, I
• 39:30
  Speaker 17: mean my bare feet.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: I mean they don't stink.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: I mean, Sammy washed.
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: I took them off a couple of times.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: It's just weird. I don't care off.
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: I like I like this quirk.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I used to. I used to work with a guy
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: and he would walk around the station barefoot. But he
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: would even go into the bathroom barefoot, and that grossed
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: a lot of people.
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: Allow is gross.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: So he'd be walking out of the bathroom and you'd
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: see him and you go, oh, hey man, and like
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: barefoot in the back, and you know how there's always
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: like just an ocean of pea under the urine room
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: and like you're standing in that disgusting discussed any of
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: the article says quote. With burnout rising and workers putting
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: well being ahead of pay, small changes like going shoeless
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: are gaining traction some offices that rules clean socks only
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: shoes and kitchens and bathrooms. But the report but report calmer,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: more focused teams as a result for neurodivisive employees, there
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: we go. That's the word that you were to say
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: that you divergent, neuro device, the diverse. I'm sorry, neuro diversive,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: that's the newest.
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: Sometimes they're like neurospicy.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Skipping shoes can also ease sensory stress and improve concentration.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Obviously not everybody's on board, but I support this. You know,
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: I worked at one of these type of places, and
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: you know, we had the napping area. It was called
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: the nest. My god, what place was this?
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Stitcher?
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: It was the podcast company. Yeah, and uh endless food
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: which ruled. And then every Friday, we would get you know,
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: our food. Uh, like an employee can pick the food
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: for the day, and they were my my co coworkers
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: are so mad when I picked chicken and waffles to
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: my food because it wasn't.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Like yeah where they're games and stuff.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes they're just like they would just say, oh, hey, guys,
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: guess what we have like tour buses outside. We're not
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: working today, and then we would go to we would
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: just go to We're gonna go all get drunk and
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: play croquet and we're gonna go to like the trampoline
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: place or something like they would. Surprise funny is that
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: you never hear, you know, very rarely these startups that are.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Burning money and yet like they're all going it's going drunk,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: croquet playing, you know, like nobody is really doing anything.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: It's hard, it's hard to make an argument for it's no.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, people are working every day, and because the
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: argument is they would make it so fun that you
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: wouldn't want to leave, So people would work way longer
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: than an actual like work there.
• 42:11
  Speaker 10: And if I was like really tired or hungover something
• 42:14
  Speaker 10: and be like I just want to get in do
• 42:15
  Speaker 10: my job and leave and they're.
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: Like, everybody stop working working with the trampline parts.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, you were forced to do it, Like the
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: whole work from home thing. It doesn't it doesn't affect me.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: So it's one of those things. Doesn't affect me, don't care.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: But at the same time, I understand if your employer
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: says we want you or required to come back in
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: the office, well then you have a choice at that point.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's everybody's decision.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: Go back to the office if you like your job,
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: or quit.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: That's what I was saying. Yeah, they're under no obligation.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: To accommodate your work from home desires.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: I find it so strange that employers are struggling to
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: get their employees to go. I find it weird that
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: they have to or feel the need to have to
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: beg It's like a parent negotiating with your child, Like, no,
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: you're the parent, that you're the employer. Yeah, you know
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: they're not doing you a favor per se, like you
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: are paying them for this work, which you hear, are
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: the rules right, and so if that's what they need
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: and you're okay with it and you like your job,
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: well then fine, like just go do it and if
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: that's a deal break. If it don't, we're playing in
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: our threatened to sue the company or try to say
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: that they should be a no, like that's just not
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: how they work.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: You need a better fit.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's it.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so again it doesn't.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: We during COVID when they shut the building down, we
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: did two shows from home and it sucked. It was terrible.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: There was just too much, like from a technical standpoint,
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: and everybody had to be dialed in and everybody's internet
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: had to stay like because we're all in different locations,
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: everybody's internet had to stay at a certain you know, uh,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: you know quality because they drop out this and that
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: had to Oh we lost Greg, Okay, well we can redo.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: We could redo that thing or everybody. Yeah, man, And
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: so I remember where I called the guy who was
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: running the station at the time. I said, hey, man,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: I said, so walk me through. Is if I show
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: up to the building, are the doors locked, like I
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: can't get in? They go, No, They're they're open.
• 44:12
  Speaker 18: I go.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: So I could walk in and I could just if
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: I wanted to, if you know, if I just said
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: I'm coming in and I'm going to do the show
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: from the station, like no, but we recommend I go,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: all right, I'm in tomorrow. He's like, all right, I
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: told them. I remember I called everybody on the show.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I go, hey, man, I can't do this from home anymore.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: If y'all want to be at home, that's fine. I'm
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: going in because I need I need my because we
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: had the building to ourselves, we really did not this station. Yeah.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm just determined that.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: And also like, I can't imagine just being at my
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: house all day, every day, never leaving, you know, because
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: you're working out of there, And then like, yeah, I
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: need I need that change of scenery, as brief as
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: that is. You know, so working from home, which is
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: not for me, yeah, but if it's for you, you
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: just got to find a place that allows it, that
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: allows it, right, and don't be a little.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Bitch and baby about it.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: If they tell you how to come back in the work,
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: and they shouldn't have to put a goddamn race car
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: in their lobby to get to come in.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: If they do, that's very nice.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very nice.
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: Extra, But when it comes to something as simple as
• 45:17
  Speaker 9: not wearing shoes, if you're passionate about it, take your
• 45:19
  Speaker 9: shoes off, like Sammy.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: If it drives you quote.
• 45:22
  Speaker 10: Crazy to they're doubling down a lot of people asking
• 45:26
  Speaker 10: for pictures.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: It just hit me why she stopped doing it, because
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: we had coworkers at one point who were very anti
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: anti and would make a big stink about it, no
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: pun intended, and so and so she's she stopped doing it,
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: but just to not make way could do like a
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: broad burning take your shoes and burn.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Over if you take.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: It's another new hour being Sensitivity Training for a politically
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: correct World. Tuesday Morning, August the twenties six, twenty twenty five,
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Greg Gory, We got menaces here.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Sea Bask, Good morning to you.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got Sammy Morgan is here.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: How's how's it going in there?
• 46:12
  Speaker 7: Oh you're talking about my training that I'm supposed to
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: be doing for you. Yeah, like just finished your training
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: from twenty twenty two.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Oh so there's all this like employee training that they
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: send you. It's like all the stuff that all the
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: different classes we get it every I feel every week
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: there's like there's a new one and I've ignored them
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: for years and I all think I've I might have
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: done one since I've worked here. Yeah, but I usually
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: get like, you know, when Randy was here, i'd pay
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Randy a couple of bucks or somebody who works, you
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: know here on the show, Like, I'll give you a
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: few bucks. Okay, Well, we just sip through these stupid
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: videos and fill out the stupid quizzes and so yeah,
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I just did one from twenty twenty two.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how many more are left?
• 46:53
  Speaker 7: Oh god, I think there's like five more, six five
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: or six working on workplace violence prevention right now?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, sure, it doesn't happen. I think as long
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: as Bort took that one, I think we're all going
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: to be okay. I think we'll be okay. Yeah, well,
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: thank you for doing See this is what will Morgan
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: do for for money? Right? The next move is can
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: you get her to do your in person middle year
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: review thing? Yeah, which, by the way, I started this
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: year for no reason whatsoever. Yeah, did I tell you
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: what I did for that? I used I used chat GPT.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. So SeaBASS is right, worked
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: here eleven plus years. We've never had a mid year
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: review thing. It was the thing that got sent to us.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: We had to fill it out by a certain date.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: I got a thing from like the corporate HR office
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: saying like, hey, you know this was due this past friday.
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: I go, I know, who is dumb?
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ratings come out every week and if they're not
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: good or good.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Enough, the review, Yeah that's the review.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: But then they'll have us leave.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Our manager has our info and they talk to us
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: all the time if they want to.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyway, so they're like, well, needs to be
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: filled out, blah blah blah blah blah, And I go,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: all right, whatever, So like, hmm, giving it, no, I'll
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: I'll give you the prompt. So I put it into
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: chat GPD. By the way, it gives you, how do
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: you want to rate yourself? Like on a one to five? Yeah,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: and so like I always set, I consistently set the
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: standard of excellence on everything. So I selected that for
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: all the stuff. And I, uh so this is why
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: I put this the prompt. I have to answer this
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: BS Company survey give me answers to the following questions.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: First one was what moments am I proud of where
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: I upheld and lived company core values. I didn't say
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: what company I worked for. I didn't say what I
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: do for a living. I didn't say anything. I gave
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: it no frame of reference out and here's what it
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: came up with. I can, and this is what I
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: put into the survey and submitted to HR people. I
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: consistently collaborated cross functionality on projects, ensuring transparency and clear communications,
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: upholding our value of teamwork. During a high pressure deadline,
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: I stayed solution oriented, team prioritized, reflecting our commitment to
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: accountability and resilience. Well. I flagged a potential compliance issue early,
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: even though it's slowed progress, because doing the right thing
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: aligned with our value of integrity. I supported a colleague's
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them informally contributing to
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: our value of continuous learning and development. When you are
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: a hero, our value and so I just copied and
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: pasted it right into the thing submit next. Next question,
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: how do I balance urgency with quality? Question? I start
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: by clearly understanding the priorities and impact of the work.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: What truly needs to be done quickly versus what requires
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: more depth. I break projects into smaller manageable parts, allowing
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: me to deliver value early while still improving quality. And
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: when timelines are tight, I communicate trade offs transparently, so
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: stakeholders understand the risks and can help align on what's
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: good enough versus what needs to be perfect.
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: Well, it's important when your stakeholders understand.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: I also rely on tools, checklists or peer reviews to
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: maintain a baseline of quality, even under pressure. I thought
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: that was a very good answer by me. You did
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: real good.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I submit. And so now now we all
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: have to have these, uh these meetings. I think you
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: had one yesterday. And to be honest, I didn't even
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: know we had to fill out those boxes.
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: I didn't write anything.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't know.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: I think it was like, yeah, I just did excellence
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: on everything, the best. Yeah, I mean she didn't agree
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: with all of them. So what happens in the meeting?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Give us?
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: We just went over every single question. Yeah, I don't know.
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: It was super quick, like.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: She knows better. She knows that we don't respect or
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: care about this. What's the point, by the way, she
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: doesn't either. Yeah, we we just send it up talking
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: about other stuff. Yes, our program director she's got to
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: go through the motions too. They think it's silly. This
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: results in nothing. By the way, if I'm.
• 50:52
  Speaker 8: Her boss, I fire whoever came up with this, this
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: whole thing, because this is a waste. It makes me
• 50:57
  Speaker 8: hate the company even more before you are your survey
• 51:04
  Speaker 8: is bringing down my morale. I might cross section cross headality,
• 51:08
  Speaker 8: wasting your time trans functionality sucks because you're giving me
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: nonsense to do.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when we work, I have actual work to do.
• 51:17
  Speaker 10: And also, but given what Sea Bess said, can we
• 51:21
  Speaker 10: request a video of Sea.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: Bass doing his mid year review because I'd like to
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: see that.
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: Well, I'm trying to schedule my way out of it somehow.
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: Oh no, because she hit me up by text and
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: with I'm like, I legitimately have a conflict with the
• 51:34
  Speaker 8: time she wants, and I gave her another time.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: She did not reply to that, so hopefully it might
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: just go away. She's under an obligation she's got me
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: with each individual person. I tried to get out of it,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: and I haven't done an employee training thing in since
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty two, and you're still here, and in fact,
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: I still have done the Morgan's doing it. But like
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: then I have to have the same stupid meeting so
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: they can go over these nonsense flanswers less so quick.
• 51:59
  Speaker 8: The last time I had any kind of like review
• 52:01
  Speaker 8: of this sort was as a dishwasher in a retirement home.
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: And here's the thing, does it like the dishwasher reviewed
• 52:15
  Speaker 8: for some reason? Did that did that come with a raise?
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Like if you okay? Because that's the thing here too,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Like this is what a lot of the employees are
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: complaining about. Like you're taking all this time, you're filling
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: all this stuff stuff out, and it's not like it's
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: going to result in anybody getting any kind of rais
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: nobody's getting a raise?
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: What's the point. What's the point if you get all
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: five stars on everything?
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: So you guys get five stars. That's the other thing.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: So and this is not this is not exclusive to
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: what the company here is doing. I remember this from
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: years ago where there were some areas, not all. There
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: were like two areas where I really excelled, you know,
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: and so I thought I deserved a five, and they go, well,
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: we're not allowed to give any fives, like even though
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: that was the option that because you still need something
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: to strive for. I'm like, but how can you strive
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: for something that's unattainable? They're using the that's the kind
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: of psychology I use with women.
• 53:06
  Speaker 13: I never.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: You don't heat praise on them. You want to keep
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: them hungry and keep them working hard for but so like,
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: but if you can never. It'd be one thing if
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: they could achieve the five right like congrabs like it
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: could be done. But the fact that there is a
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: hard set rule that says you cannot be given a five, Yeah,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: that's what the point?
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: What's to strive for about it?
• 53:24
  Speaker 6: If you're not striving for any of this, don't tell
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: them that, which I'm not.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Again, the ratings come out every week. That's that's what
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: I look at and what I'm trying.
• 53:32
  Speaker 18: You remind me.
• 53:32
  Speaker 10: I used to work for another wing of the company
• 53:34
  Speaker 10: and when we were doing this, my boss loved me,
• 53:37
  Speaker 10: and she's like, but I can't give you all five,
• 53:38
  Speaker 10: so what can we give you downgrade? And she looked
• 53:40
  Speaker 10: around my office and she said, out of five, I'm
• 53:43
  Speaker 10: giving you a two.
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: In workplace safety And.
• 53:46
  Speaker 10: I go why she goes, because look at this crap everywhere?
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: How would you get out of here at a fire?
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: And she was generous.
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: That was that was fair. On that slab, I had shoes, slippers.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: It was like a closet for me.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Yea, we just had employee reviews. I just put I'm amazing, awesome,
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: I'm the best, and my boss saw it and changed
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: it for me. But something similar but formal.
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: Oh that's nice.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Five six two companies.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: You're just wasting credits.
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: You're making people not like you.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like what's the goal?
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Like whatever you do? Are you a salesperson? Okay, well,
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a budget set for what do you
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: bring it in? What kind of revenue needs to be
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: brought in as a team, maybe even individually. Are you
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: hitting those goals? Are you actually doing your work? Like
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: you know, if you're that person who's just kind of
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: phoning it in and just doing what they call it
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: quite que, like we're just doing barely enough to not
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: get fired. Right, Like, just if you've kept your job,
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: I think you're doing okay. If you're being shown the door,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: then you know what, Maybe you lack in some areas.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: But then again, if you're being shown the door, I'm
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: pretty sure at some point the management that people involved
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: have told you where maybe you're off and where you
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: can improve, so it.
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: Doesn't get to that point. Well, this is probably part
• 55:03
  Speaker 8: of that. This is so that if you do something
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: does come up they can say, look, she got it
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: to an office clean knew this is a problem. We
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: knew that pictures the fire has.
• 55:12
  Speaker 10: You know that there's a new term after quiet quitting.
• 55:14
  Speaker 10: There's a new one called quiet cracking.
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: That's the new one.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: It's quiet cracking.
• 55:19
  Speaker 10: Yard about the workplace trend where employees feeling stuck, undervalued,
• 55:23
  Speaker 10: and disengaged due to factors like lack of career growth
• 55:27
  Speaker 10: experience a gradual decline in their psychological well being.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: It's funny because I just it. I just had something
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: that I just saw, it says signs quiet firing. Quiet. Yeah.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: While you may not have heard of quiet firing, it's
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: actually pretty common. According to a new survey, more than
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: one thousand US managers, fifty three percent of employers admit
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: to using quiet firing strategies. In nearly half of twenty
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: thousand people surveyed on LinkedIn had seen it in the
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: workplace or went through it themselves. It's the easy way
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: out for employers since they can avoid the expense of
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: severance packages and legal risk. So here are some clear
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: signs of quiet firing that are most common, according to
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: HR and career experts. Being excluded from meetings, like if
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: you suddenly not invited to meetings that you're once a
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: part of, shifting responsibilities, sudden changes in your workload, whether
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: they're piling it on with unrealistic goals or sticking you
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: with just meaningless projects, so.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: Just keeping you like there's no way to win.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh. Support decreases, so they may pull back on support.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Just feel like a loan or abandon or whatever. Tuffled
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: hand with the workload and just nobody's there to you know,
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: help you. Development stops, you know, like you know, you're
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: passed over for promotion or raises for no real reason.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: They're not giving you any chance.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: To do the.
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: And then policy driven quiet firing, so employees being required
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: to return to the office can be a form of
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: quiet firing, as some employers expect some workers to decide
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: to leave the company instead. Oh yeah, we've heard about that.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not coming back. Yeah, And you go, all right, well,
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but that's the policy and that's their way.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Of getting rid of it.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Then you're never coming back, yeah, which is fine because
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: you didn't want to come back into the office anyway.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: They wanted you back in the office. And the same
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: thing goes with you know, personal relationships, it does with
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: professional relationships. When somebody's telling you clearly that they don't
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: want you, why are you fighting? Yeah? Go, I mean
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I know it's got to you got to find somebody
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: else to hire you. And you know it's it's how
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: you keep a keep a roof over your head and
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: keep food. But yeah, but you know, go work for
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: somebody who appreciates you.
• 57:40
  Speaker 10: Well, like you said, like they could be happy like
• 57:42
  Speaker 10: a friend or a relationship, like if you're being excluded
• 57:44
  Speaker 10: from a friend group like.
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: Screen you guys like a new friends. Yeah, you're not
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: gonna fight to be hanging around these duds.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: I think five or five. I hate the question where
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: do you see yourself in five years? Yeah?
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: Hopefully more meaning like that's kind of up to you.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: That's my life.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: No more than forty eight hours in advance. I can't
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: think of anything outside the next forty eight hours. I
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: got to compartmentalize and prioritize. Yeah, she'll talk to me
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: about five years. Please, how about two days from now?
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Don't be here, be here? I think, what do you think?
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Eight seven, seven, forty four, Woodie, you can hit
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: us up with a text, over to two two nine
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: eight seven.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Sea Bass has something for Greg. Oh, thank you, but
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: we're going well not not what you want?
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Oh really present? Yeah, okay, but Sea Bass has something
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: for Greg. We'll get to that coming up next here
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: on The Woody Show. Stop Kissing and Snuggling Turtles.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that's I think. Yeah, you could have
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: got Salmon Miller's Who Sucks Now.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Show The Woody Show, Sea Bass. Is it a question
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: for Greg or?
• 58:54
  Speaker 18: Oh?
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, some gay advice? Oh, gay advice? I think
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: I'll say this Greg. Thing Greg has taught me is
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: that gay men are at the absolute pinnacle of interior
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: design orderliness, like I mean all in general, yea, not all.
• 59:11
  Speaker 9: I think there's two categories. There's the obsessed ones that
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: love decor and cleanliness and style and whatnot. Then the
• 59:19
  Speaker 9: other ones are like college aged women where they're just
• 59:23
  Speaker 9: total slobs, right.
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: The orderly one the taste makers.
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: You know, And as I've experienced observed Greg over the
• 59:33
  Speaker 8: past decade, I've learned through analysis that they are correct.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Their taste is correct, right.
• 59:39
  Speaker 9: And that was a term used in the show Shit's
• 59:42
  Speaker 9: Creek where he David Rose wanted to choose somebody's outfit
• 59:46
  Speaker 9: and choose what was going on. He said they were
• 59:49
  Speaker 9: doing a party, and he said, no, we can't do
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: it this way. We have to do it my way
• 59:52
  Speaker 9: because it's just correct an opinion organization.
• 59:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah again, this is not yeah, this is and I'm
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: not talking about Billy Porter wh address at the OSCARS.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: I'm talking about interior design party planning functionalities.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: They're just the best. And that's the number one kind
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: of group you want buying a house in your neighborhood.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: And so you need some gay ice and it involves
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: something in the office, and it's very simple. Quite frankly,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not I don't have an answer. I feel like
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: i'm over I'm using, like, you know, a twenty thousand
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: dollars power tool to do something that a hammer could do.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: But so in our little kitchenettes, especially this big one
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: over here behind us that has the wash, the dishwasher
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: and the illegal office of it and all kind of
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: stuff in there. At some point the folks who I
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: manage this office got it in their head that we
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: don't need to be using the cupboards and the drawers
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: for things like plates, cups, utensils, napkins, et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Those can just be all willy nilly out on the counter.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: Oh, not only can they be, but they should be
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: sick now. So every morning they just take, oh, there's
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 8: a stack of paper plates, toss those on the counter.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: And what are they using the cabinets for? That's my question.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: There's a bazillion cabinets back there exactly, like, so they're
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: not using them for something else?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: And then that's an industrial sized kitchen.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: Is that where like the raccoons live.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: It's if it was a house, that would be the
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: size of the kitchen, right, regular kitchen.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: But it's intentional, like I'll every so every day. When
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: I then they started doing this a little while ago,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: I would take I was like, oh, we have drawers
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: that are overflowing with plastic cutlery and such. And I
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 8: would take what they put out on the counter and
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: dump it in the drawers where it goes. Same thing
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: with the plates and the napkins and so on and
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 8: so forth.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Somebody, you from Greg here, like what it was Greg
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: to do about this is is to validate my opinion
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: and my actions.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 9: I thousand percent agree with you. There's a place for everything,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 9: and everything has a place, and everything has a place,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 9: and even at my home, I don't leave utilitarian things
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 9: out like a toaster that to me does not belong
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 9: on a counter, that belongs in a cupboard, the pressure cooker,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 9: the you know, uh whatever you have airfrar that goes away,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: and even garbage cants shouldn't be sitting out.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 8: Those should be Well, that's my next move because we
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: recently got as we've discovered, or we discussed, we recently
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 8: got those little green compost bins. Those are going gangbusters.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: They have plastic, never been used once. I need to
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: decide what my next move and how I'm going to
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 8: discreetly dispose of those.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Just take them, Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Nobody's going
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: to know, nobody using them.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but what's your idea to rectify this situation with
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: the forks?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 9: Well, and then at the place in the new and
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 9: the problem is in general here at work, people turn
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 9: into utter animals, Oh.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Agreed, just utter animals.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: So then it's what I started doing is I think
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: I may have broken them in their fork habit because
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: they had a little uh like just like holder. They
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 8: would just refill every day to the point it was
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 8: overflowing and quite and just unsightly, so dumb that for
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: you know, a couple of dump it, dump it for
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: a month probably eventually that went the trash.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Then they then they went to cups the.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Right above, sitting above the drawer that they should beside
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: the drawer there is even a holder for them. Right.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 8: Well, unfortunately, this this kitchen att it's so large and
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 8: we've gotten we've had that's the place where like when
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 8: we have a corporate office stuff that it collects. I dumped,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: oh got a full pound of parmesan flakes the other day.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: You know, maybe you should do much like they do,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: like on those HG TV shows, you bring in the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: expert to rock the block. Right, so you can bring
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: down there, we can video it and the whole thing,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: and we can watch Greg's remodel or reorganization of this
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: breakroom to see how he would gregify it.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 8: There's another speaking of appliances, like you're saying, Greg, there's
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 8: a certain loser. That's a that's a harsh word. He means, well,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 8: there's a guy who bought a second illegal office Mike
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 8: toaster oven for no reason because we already have a
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: perfectly good one and that just that just sits willy
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: nilly on the counter, unplugged, just just taking up space.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, well maybe we.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Have Greg Greg Ifi, we'll bring We're bring him into
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: the rock block.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 9: Right, I'm gonna need like an hour of prep kind
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 9: of survey the situation, par and makeup.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Also, Greg, direct your attention to the Woody Show Instagram.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: I know how much you liked the first round of it,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: so it's rate my reno Part two. We have another
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: listener who sent us a picture of there before and
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: after renovation they did at their house, and we invite you,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: the Woody Show listener, to check out our instagram at
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: the Woody Show. This is from our listener. Matt hit
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: us up and he said, longtime listener, would like you
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: all to rate my reno. We tiled the floor, new
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: vanity mirror light FI. The vanny of the mirror was
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: a steal for three hundred and fifty dollars total. Damn
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: from someone who returned to two minards. Rate this renovation
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: on a scale of one to ten.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well we'll get Greg's official position on this.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: On this rehnto, he's really drinking in it.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: I could see he's really putting some done into this. Okay, yeah,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I have a thought.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: It's next on The Woody Show weeks.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 13: You remember that Stormy the way she flies treat so
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 13: the Stormy skyes.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: SI s S.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Show, What show? Get this email from our listener, Matt.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: I'm sure we have many Matts, but one of our
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: listeners named Matt, one of our maths. Hey, Woodsy Show,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: longtime listener, would like you to rate my reno. We
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: tiled the floor, new vanity, mirror and light Fyi vanity
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: and mirror steal for three hundred and fifty dollars total
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: from someone who returned it to Manars.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Saving more money at Manas.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Matt gave us the pictures. We posted them
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: on our Instagram at the Woody Show. You could check
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: them out there. Some gay vice from Greg who loves
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: to rate people's renovations. Act I think I see what Gregacy?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, how do you know what, Gregacy? Because it
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: has to do with what we what we talked about recently.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, now, Greg, what are your what are your thoughts
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: on Matt's renovation?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 9: Well, first of all, the before and after, I mean
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: they did a great job, quality workmanship.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: I am a fan of taking down that pony wall
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: between the vanity and the toilet. That oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: that was dumb.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: I because we.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 9: Can't see in this photo exactly what's to the left
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 9: of the vanity, I'm assuming that's just dead space. I
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 9: would have made the double vanity, put two sinks there.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 9: Maybe it's a closet. Maybe that's like a linen closet
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 9: or something like that.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: We just don't know. But if it's dead space, I
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: would have made the vanity slightly bigger. Now, Greg, yuck,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: what if they have a washer and dryer in that
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: closet and there.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: They'll ne's behind the curtain.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because we can't see the shower, I'm assuming that's
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 9: a shower to the right. I would have gone with
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 9: a different light fixture. If it was a powder room
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 9: light fixture, not my favorite. But in a bathroom setting
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 9: where you're showering and doing hair spray, perhaps that light
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 9: fixture is going to get incredibly difficult to clean. The vanity,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 9: which he said he got for a steal. You can
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 9: kind of tell it looks a little basic bitch. So
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 9: it's white with a black.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Shaker. It's fine, it's nice, it's definitely nice hardware on
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: It's nice hardware is fun. The sync hardware and the
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: drawer pools and the handles like the basic black not
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: bad like a Matt Black.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 10: It's what straight people like us think is an upgrade.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 10: You're seeing, you know, you you could see past what
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 10: we can see.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I'm like, oh, that's lovely.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 9: For the style, it's good and the workmanship is good.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 9: It's not my style. I don't mind the color on
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 9: that wall that I like the color.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: If you want to see the photos that Greg is referencing,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: you're just tuning in now. It's right there on our Instagram.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: I know people like, hey, it's radio guys now. Yeah,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: that's why we post it on our Instagram. You can
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: play along even if you're driving, like just look.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 6: And apparently that Sage screen is like the thing no online.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: I'm shocked though you haven't called out the ship Lab
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: because you hate shiplab.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not a huge fan, but for this particular style,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: it looks good. I like organic modern. This is not
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: that style. This is kind of more modern.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 8: So the up the vertical lines of the ship Lab
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 8: don't clash with the hexagonal tie.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 9: There's a little too much going on for the eye.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 9: I do like the floor that yeah, but see the
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 9: floor and the wall. I like them separately, I don't
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 9: really like them together. And also that massive white, obtrusive
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 9: outlet on the left, there's something this new term well
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 9: I'm going to say it's new. It's called painting, but
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 9: they call it now color drenching. You can color drench
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 9: and you can obscure that outlet by making it the
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 9: same color as the wall that should be done.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: I think I think that's a regular outlet that they
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: plug that attachment to it so they can get those
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: USB ports on there because you got to charge your
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: phone on you because there's like one standard outlet, but
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: then there's some other ones that are on the top
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: and on the sides.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: For like you know, hair dryers to have things paying
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: that long for the USB.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: I think, so like, yeah, while you're getting ready, you
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: can plug your phone.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: And I've seen a lot of people doing that on
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: stuff on on social media or their their bathroom like there,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: oh here, here's how I can save some space.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: And you would need to extend the vanity because it
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: would just like I mean, just hang everywhere.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: But it's kind of far away from the van.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: There is a nuclear faux pas in this photograph that
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: I know, Greg, that you hate, and uh, it has
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: nothing to do with the remodel.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: It is the toilet.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: What is that about? Maybe because they just haven't installed the.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: Whole you just Sti'll take a photograph for that, is
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: it right?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: That's not the thank you mess? Exactly right?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 9: And you know what, I'm gonna be honest, I didn't
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 9: even notice that, but there looks like a power drill
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 9: maybe still sitting there, so they might be still in
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 9: the process of doing it.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: But you're right, take a take a look. Even if
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: it's the photographer, I would say, you also need to
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: do something about the color of the door. I don't
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: like that old because that's very like, I don't know,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: eighties watches.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: The room you're walking out of, you know what I mean,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: what are you supposed to do? It's very cap.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: It's plain.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: So what do you what are you giving the Greg?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: For its style? It's not my style, but for its style,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: I would give this compared to the before, I'm gonna
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: give this a seven point five.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: I mean it's dude, that's like a normal person ten
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: because Greg is very picky. I am again not my style,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: but the one I don't hate the floor. I don't
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: like it with that stage wall. Well there you go, man, Okay,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: but they were all not back everybody else. Check it
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: out right now, you can leave him one to ten.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: We're just telling him to go to the Instagram and
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: get all the feedback he wants right down on our
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: Instagram at the Wood Show.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 16: Check it.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 6: You better give it enough for these pear shape men
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: looking just like the moment.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: Hi, welcome back everybody. All right, So we have some
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: audio here.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Morgan did a little experiment for It's a little social experiment,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: you know, because she likes to create awkward moments. There
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: was In fact, I didn't realize this. Gina and Morgan
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: they worked at the same radio station before Morgan and
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: joined this show. And so when when Gina was coming
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: in to hang out with us, she's like, oh my god,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: I remember Morgan. Yeah.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: I'm like, Morgan, sweet, I'm kind of afraid of her,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: but I'm excited, Like why afraid though?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: I have heard her.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 10: Multiple times on the air, and she's way more confident
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 10: that I was. I'm assuming at your age, which is
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 10: younger than me, and like you party harder and you're
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 10: just you, you care less and I'm afraid of.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: You, but I love you. Yeah.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I seem like a very intimidating person. I think, yeah,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 7: you do when people don't owe me. Yeah, yeah, because
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty confident and I used to always brag like
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: I love awkward situations. I love that feeling and like.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not so shy. I means you kind of
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: thrive on it. I mean that's why you were able
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: to do what you do. Yeah, it's you know, it's
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: it's the how and the why is we're interested in
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: hearing about some some people are not good with it.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: Like my wife is one of those people.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: She's not good with like hidden camera shows, cart narks
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: makes her very uncomfortable. She likes it, but it makes
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: her very uncomfortable slash nervous.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: Enthusiasm with like my hands over my yeah.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah but see, and then I watch it because like,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: oh my god, like I'm I'm I'm like borderline getting
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: off on it.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: Like the more awkward, the better.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: So what's the one where the guys are like they
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: got like an ear piece in and they're like impractical,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: impractical jokers. That's awful.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: You like that.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: I love it, but I like the concept of it right,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: the how and the why. Like the how and the
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: execution can be lacking sometimes. Yeah. So anyway, we're we
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: were talking to the meeting, and so we thought, oh,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: we don't be really awkward. Let's have Morgan go to
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: the nail salon. Yeah, and as she's getting her nails done,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: just start making really awkward noises.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, awkward asn't she's sexually like, she's.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Like, she's really like, she's really getting into it, right.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 7: And for this to be done, right, I had to
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 7: get my toes done. Of course it could be of course. Okay,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 7: so this is a pedicure. Yeah, So I go to
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 7: this place. I had to go to a place that
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 7: I've never gone before because I don't embarrass myself in
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 7: front of people.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 18: I know.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And I was so nervous driving there. I kept
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 7: telling myself, you never have to see them again, you
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 7: never have to see them again. Thank god it's radio
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 7: and not TV. Oh god, it was the worst. So
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 7: I get in there. I go super early one morning.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 7: I go to a place that does not have good reviews.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 7: I want no one to be there. Yeah, right, I
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: figure if it's just me and the lady that owns
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 7: the place, great, yeah, no picture.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: What was that that movie Billy Crystal and Oh Harry
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: met Salien, Harry met Sally where they're in the diner.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: That's right, I'll have it, except yeah, except the nail salon.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 7: I guess I've never seen it.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: It's that's a very famous Yeah, it's a famous scene.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: More about Fred stare Grandpa about Yeah.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 7: So I find this nail salon and I go in.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 7: I tell them, hey, you know, I had old polished
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 7: on my toes. I'm like, I'd like to get these
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 7: taken off. I just get you know, a gel padicure. Ladies,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: you know that is yeah. Yeah, So they're like sure
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 7: right away. I'm the first one there. I show up
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 7: at ten am, right when they open. So I'm like, okay,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 7: I don't know if this is better or not, but
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 7: it's just me and these two people in here. So
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 7: this first clip here, this is them taking off my
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 7: old toenail polish, and I am just probably sweating. I'm
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 7: so nervous because I'm like, and you're pretty quiet starting off,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 7: oh yeah, super good, because you.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Want to.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 7: There's no one else in here.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 11: Yeah, oh yeah, what does the lady do?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: She's doing anything?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, she's kind of I get a little bit
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: louder in the next one, but she kind of looks
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 7: up at me because I think she's like, she thinks
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: I'm like video recording her, I think, which thankfully I'm
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 7: not my phone setting down, it's just audio. But she
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 7: keeps glancing up at me, and I'm not making eye
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 7: contact with her. But then you know, she looks down,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 7: so she's and you're still she's plucking you, right.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I don't think you're recording. She's just like, yeah,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 12: I think, yeah, like wrong this ship.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 7: But maybe she just thinks I'm going through it. So
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: that one was pretty quiet because I'm still, you know,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 7: warming up, and then she's not you know, she's glanced
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 7: at me twice, but she's not laughing, she's not making
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 7: a face. So I'm like, does she hear me? And
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 7: then so they take off my old polish. I'm wearing
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 7: the really cute sandals that they give you back. Yeah,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 7: so if y'all want to look at my super comfortable right, yeah.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 7: Uh so she gets all the old polish off. I
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 7: don't know if this is how they do it, because
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 7: I'm first, first time patient, but they switch ladies on me,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 7: so I.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: Don't know if that's normal.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 7: That's never happened to me before, so I guess I
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 7: basically take lady I made her a little uncomfortable. So
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 7: a new girl come in. And this is when they're
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 7: kind of like rubbing your legs like the sugar scrub
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 7: right before they put you in, you know, the soaking.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 7: So this is me with girl number two.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: All right, so girl number two coming this Morgan at
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: the nail salon.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 18: Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: There's no verbal response.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 7: And honestly, I thought the fact that me being in
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 7: an empty salam would be better, I think it made
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 7: it worse.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: Because then all the employees could pay attention to me.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 7: And these two ladies and they're probably like, oh my god,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 7: she's a creep. I'm so nervous in here just listening
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 7: to it.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Now text coming in today, I'm getting bricked up on
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: my would work listen to damn for the guys here?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 12: What was that?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: Do they use a drebl to sand your tone?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 7: It's like, I don't know what it's literally like a drill.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 6: It's like a little standard.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: Dogs.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 7: It doesn't hurt it no, if they're doing it right,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 7: you don't feel anything.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 6: It's super flying.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 7: So at this point I'm getting nervous, like, oh, you know,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: I can't do this twice. This is the one and
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 7: done thing. I need to get louder so I can
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 7: actually get this content, you know, I need. I need
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 7: them to either you know, commit to ignoring me or something.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 7: So this third clip, I'm getting much louder. And this
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 7: is a request from Greg.
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  Speaker 16: I have.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm getting really into it. I had a lot
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 7: of lines prepared in my head when I went. Of course,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 7: when I got there, I couldn't remember anything.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Was your request?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 7: My fine jokes?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: Can you refresh my memory? I told you it's a.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 7: Line that Minis says all the time. That's the only
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 7: line I could remember.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 18: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 7: So at the end of that one, you can kind
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 7: of hear her laughing and then finally laughing.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I like, you're like sweating right now.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 7: I'm sweating right now. Yeah, I like that, And listening
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 7: back to me, I was like, man, I just sounded
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 7: sexier impossible.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 18: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: So she's laughing at this point, and I'm like, okay,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 7: now we're getting going.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, you cracked her.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 7: So this next one, I'm like, okay, let's commit sin
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 7: as strong, let's go hard.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 18: Oh yeah, oh right there.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: I haven't been touched like this in a while.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 7: A lady's dying here, like weaving dying, and the other
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 7: lady that works there's looking over like kind of smiling.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: Are they talking about you? Another language?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 7: Honestly they could have been.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: I was like blacked out at that way.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 6: I deeply like, I was.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 7: Like so like focused on my mission. So I'm like, okay,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 7: getting towards the end, and it's you know, almost maybe
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 7: thirty minutes has gone by. I'm getting nervous that a
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 7: customer is going to come in, so I'm like, let's
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 7: get this going right, so this next.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Day finish already, yeah, and I'm ready to finish.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 7: So I'm getting louder and louder, and then finally I
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 7: get her to crack and say something to me.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: All right, oh.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: How are you No?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 18: No, No, it's okay, it feels good.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Wow you.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 16: To you?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Oh how do you no?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 18: No?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: No, it's okay, it feels good. Rat it feels goodelling,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: let's go to the back room.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 7: I'm like breaking character, aund laughing and thankfully like, we're
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 7: almost we're almost done getting these clips.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: How long is this experience?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 7: Probably forty five minutes? Oh god, to care about an
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: hour a little longer. At this point, a customer comes
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 7: in a sound like crap. You know, it's me and
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 7: this one other customer.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: This is how a lot of movies start. Exactly.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, great, so yeah, this is.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: Today is a special.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 7: She's so now I have this, you know, stranger sitting
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 7: two seats across from me, about to get her toes
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 7: worked on, and I just lose it.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 18: Oh yeah, I like that, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 18: I'm sorry.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: It's been a while.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: You do the.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 7: Hardest thing I've done for this job.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Wow. So now now I'm thinking, like, we gotta send
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: Morgan to get a haircut. God, yeah, we said Morgan
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: to the paint store, like preparing the paint can.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 7: I wasn't a sa on it yesterday, and I was like,
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 7: this might be a good place to do it.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Skate right out to you.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 18: Oh oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that, So what
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 18: do you know?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: We'll return.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 19: This is the Woodie Show, all right, welcome back, and
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 19: Greg Gory is going to be our host for a
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 19: round of Woodie Show Weakest Link.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's time.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Usually a little bit contentious, but usually well every once
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: in a while we've had some peaceful rounds before, maybe one.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: I'm pre calling this is peaceful, Oh babes.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: All right, Well we've brought we brought Morgan in to
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: participate in this round of Weakest Link. And just like
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: the TV show edition of Weakest Link.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: So Greg's going to have all these different questions.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: We're going to go around the room and we have
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: sixty seconds to answer as many questions as we can.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: What's the goal, Greg, how many quos?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Usually it's eight? Eight?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: Now if we do eight, are you buying breakfast?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Sure?
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, because that's usually how it works if you host, right,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: that's true.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: I mean the chance of actually having to buy breakfast
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: pretty small. I don't think.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 9: I see every time I write these questions, which I
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 9: get from the actual show and some other sources, I
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 9: think they're too easy.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: And then the last time you guys thought they were
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: too hard. But I think these are basically middle.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 13: Of the road.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Get eight and again chance is pretty slim. Greg will
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: buy us dinner right now, we havener brennand party.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: Greg's oh yeah, it could be a party, Greg to
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: Let's do that.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do that. Breakfast right, yeah, dinner. I do
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: love breakfast for dinner.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 7: Well, he could do.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: It's one of my favs. Okay, that makes the menu easy. Yeah,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: just have a pancake station. But at night, Yeah, it's
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: gonna be get like one of those waffle makers. Yeah, yeah, cool.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: I also the pre plates to the actual place that
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: we get, you know, the setting and where they take
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: them away, it'll actually use them. Oh that's right. What
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: do they call that? They call that?
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: Say that again? So like when you get to a restaurant,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: there's already a plate at your setting and they come around,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: they take those plates because they're just for shows. Yeah,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: before they then start bringing out other stuff.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 6: What's that call? I don't you don't eat it places
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 6: like that, But I do know what you're talking about.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: Someday I want to have the just for show kitchen,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: whether there's an actual kitchen behind it. Yes, let's play
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: the weakest link and we are ready to the weakest link.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: Who would like the first question? Because then it's not
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: pick it randomly. You can pick it right on, Greg,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: pick a person. Let's go Sammy that night, Sammy? All right,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be the first one. What is show we kissed?
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: Link?
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: Sammy? In the nineteen sitcom Rock, what was Rock's profession.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 7: Wrestler?
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Garbage man? Menace? What city is home to the world's
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: tallest skyscraper Dubai? Correct Morgan. What is the name of
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: the currency used in the game Fortnite?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 7: Oh V Bucks?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: Correct Woody. In twenty twenty three, Brendan Fraser won the
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: Oscar for Best Picture in what movie well? Correct? Sea Bass,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: Vodka and coffee Liqueur make? What cocktail a black Russian?
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: Correct Sammy? What animal is on the logo for Porsche
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: A bird?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: A bird?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: Menace? What is the opposite of synonym pronoun antonym? Morgan?
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: Which NHL team won the Stanley Cup six times in
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: the nineteen seventies, The Kings, the Montreal Canadians Woody. In
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: the bureau world, what does ABV stand for alcohol by volume? Correct?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: In the culinary world, what does MSG stand for?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Correct?
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 7: You got that one.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: All right, I think you got it, Sammy terrible? What
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: you sea bass smoking it?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 7: Did we already at eight?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Well we would have if Sammy had that wasn't eight?
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: That was.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: So many for us? That's that seemed like one hundred.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was too slow.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: Well, serena medicinebody went like, uh, by the way, that
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: play is called a charger that charger plate. Yeah, texts
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: charged the table.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 7: Up for the chargers are something that.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: You put the plate plate on.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: You can do that too, but it's decorations.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: Again. I've also heard it used for that whatever the
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: plate is that sits there for the setting when you
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: first arrive that you never actually eat on, Like the
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: minute you sit down, they start taking all those plates away.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: Charger plates are also called service plates, under plates, or chop.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: There you go. I have a set of chargers. I
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: put the plates on top. It's like a hard place man.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: A little embarrassed. And I even knew that there was
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: a name for that. You couldn't come up with the name.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: The fact that I even knew what there was for
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: those little embarrass we win. I expect chargers plates, not
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: charging the football team. A charger plate, A charger plate. Yeah,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: all right, who gets voted off? We'll start with you, Morgan.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 7: I'm voting Sammy.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Sammy, all right, Sammy, who gets your vote?
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 7: Menace?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 13: Menace?
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: Menace? Who get your vote?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: Sammy Sea? Bass? You know what it is, all right, Sammy, lucky.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: Off. You did quite a well, no idea, Yeah, it
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: doesn't mean it doesn't.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Mean I enjoy.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 6: I didn't think you get the AVV.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: But that was really Yeah, but you go, I'm got
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: a beer drinker. No, but I'm alive, so you say
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: all the time I'm in the world. Yeah, but that's
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: that's a specific sort of thing.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 6: So I'm impressed.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: Wow, We'll get that Bass.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: Geez. All right, what a show Weeket's link round number two,
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: starting with Menace. The capital of Vermont, Montpelier is the
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: only US capital city without what famous popular restaurant Raisin
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: Kines McDonald's Morgan. Before he escaped and returned to France,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Napoleon had been exiled to what island, Oh God, alcatraz
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: elba Woody. What athlete had a role as co pilot
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: in the comedy film Airplane. O. J. Simpson, Kareem Abdul
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: Jabbar Sea Bass. Which band played at President Bill Clinton's
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: first inauguration? Pearl Jam Fleetwood Mac Menace? What kind of
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: advertisements were banned from TV in the nineteen seventies? In
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: nineteen seventy smoking correct cigarettes, Morgan. What is the name
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: of Donald Duck's sister, Daffy Duck Della Duck Woody? What
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: is the practice of growing a tiny tree and a
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: container called bonzi? Correct Sea Bass. In nineteen ninety seven,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: the Pathfinder spacecraft landed on what planet?
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 6: Mars?
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: Correct? A menace on the SNL. Where did Chris Farley's
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: character Matt Foley live by the river? Correct Morgan? In
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: which country would you find the city? Geneva?
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 7: Oh, Japan?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: Only six wrong that time? Guys, six wrong? We got
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: six right the last time. Six wrongs. We're getting two
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: enough question We got two ten questions, which is good,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: but those are harder in the first round. Come on, well,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: what's the one that you got wrong?
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 6: Was the band that played a Bill Clinton?
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about to.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 6: Brillion years old?
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: Sorry?
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: The name of the Lone Rangers Nephew's horse?
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: What movie is that?
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: From? Menace? I don't know Christmas Story?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: Come on, man, come on, come, on when it comes
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: to what he has only three movies?
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: It's Christmas Story, Princess Bride and back to the Futures.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: There's four movies. There's four, all right? Who gets voted
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: out this round? Starry with uc Bass. Look, I love
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: having Morgan play, but that was atrocious. Yes that was
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: for three more and you cannot vote for yourself. So
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: who would you vote for?
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 7: I'll go Woody because you don't like playing alright?
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: Oh thanks man so sweet?
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah on Menace to get your vote, I'll say Woody
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: as well then, because I want to hear Morgan's answers.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 6: Oh no, they're almost component.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: I can't vote for myself. All vote for Sea Basters
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: for the hell of it, which means that Morgan, you
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: have two votes.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: Oh the weakest links wait.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: All the time out? Yeah yeah I thought she had
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: two votes.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 11: No you did, not for you?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah see I shouldn't be in this game.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: It's just more proof.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, okay, okay, so to refresh, what are
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: You're out?
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: I'm out?
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, Morgan, Sea Bass Menace my brain power?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: Now I'm really feeling this.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: Uh this dinner party where breakfast will be served at Greggs,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: here we go round number three? Morgan? What song always
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: plays each morning on the radio in the movie Groundhouse Day?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 7: No, I've never seen it out.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: I Got you, Babe, Sea Bass. What is the Japan's
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: name for Japan nhonn Pong? Menace? What was the name
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: of the boat in the movie Jaws, the Big River Orca? Morgan?
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: When they're trying to warm up chameleons turn?
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: What color?
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 7: Whatever color of what they're on?
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: Black? Sea Bass? Which TV alien came from the planet?
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: Melmac Mark, alfk Menace? What is glass mainly made of sand?
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: Correct Morgan? And what city will you find? Pike Place Market?
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 7: Oh, Seattle?
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: Correct SeaBASS. I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: you got is a line from what movies Raising Arizona? Correct?
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: That's my fifth movie Menace? Eiffel Tower or Statue of Liberty?
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: Which is taller Eiffel Tower? Correct? Morgan? What does GPS stand.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 7: For Man Generated Navigating System Position System?
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass? What is the name of David Bowie's extraterrestrial
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: glam rock alter ego?
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: That is.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: Ze Startist ziggy Star does nice that puts us over
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: the top with five hanging meeting dinner party. Yes right,
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: hell yeah, well, I mean I have to say, like
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: that was that was pretty bad. There were a lot
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: in there that I knew.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 7: I'm not a movie person. So our geographerence, geography, the
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 7: Seattle one, thank.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: You very eyes.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: More GPS?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: What is g P S?
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 12: Ten?
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: For the second one?
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: Is a word? And what did you say?
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 7: Navigation?
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: Navigation?
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 7: What is it actually again?
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: Global positioning system?
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 6: Three that time?
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: Just three the ground before? Did you really get that
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: one wrong? About Japan?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 8: The best I said hone, which I think might actually
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 8: mean Japan kneese and not what'd you say?
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 11: I was?
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: Well within the ballpark? Still still still right? Yeah?
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: All right, well that's how you play. What do you show?
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: Weakest link?
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: Everybody?
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 6: I'm hungry.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we can do see me if you want. I
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: want to do it? Want to do one more?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you're out.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: Morgan.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 7: Let's go dinner at Gregs.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, this is for dinner at Greggs. He's
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: going first again. I think Sea Bess. That's all right,
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: all right, here we go one last round for all
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: the marbles. Sea Beasts, which are the following colors, was
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: not an original color in a box of Crayola crayons
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: black pink, orange or purple black pink menace. In Disney's
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: Peter Pan in order to fly, you need two things
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: fairy dust and what I'll call thinking happy Thuss Sea Bass?
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: How's your pie? And what is the capital of Australia Melbourne? Canberra? Menas?
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: What is the name of Ross's son on the TV
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  Speaker 2: show Friends, Rocky Ben Sea Bass? In the movie Trading Places,
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  Speaker 2: actor Eddie Murphy trades places with what other acting? Correct? Menace?
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  Speaker 2: Which member of the Beatles was deported from Japan in
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  Speaker 2: the nineteen eighties for possessing Marijuama Carney correct? Man Sea Bass?
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  Speaker 2: What he says occupus? But how many hearts does an
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  Speaker 2: octopus have? Two? Three? Menace? What was the name of
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  Speaker 2: the middle daughter in Full House?
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  Speaker 6: Uh, Stephanie?
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  Speaker 2: Correct? SeaBASS? What is the name of the feeling that
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  Speaker 2: you've experienced something before? Oh? Come on, yes, sir, direct menace?
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  Speaker 2: What is thirty six divided by nine four four? It
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  Speaker 2: doesn't count? SeaBASS? In medicine, what are the letters E
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  Speaker 2: N T stand for it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: N T good question.
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  Speaker 3: This is the last question.
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  Speaker 6: We have some time to know you don't throats, okay,
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  Speaker 6: and then you miss.
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  Speaker 2: So that's six free breakfast.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, we're almost there.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the first round is definitely our best round.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I thought you. I mean we were we
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  Speaker 2: were fired and all cylinders there were there. Yeah for
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  Speaker 2: seeing me, well, Greg, someday for the offer pleasure. It
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  Speaker 2: was nice.
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  Speaker 3: We certainly didn't earn it.
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  Speaker 2: I could have offered up cars and can woo do.
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  Speaker 3: You show weakest length? Who the hell you?
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  Speaker 1: And adult baby?
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  Speaker 13: All right?
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  Speaker 2: What I have?
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's for you Greg?
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  Speaker 2: Oh sweet, I thought about right, Greg is not a
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: good flyer, like he's a very nervous fly. In fact,
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  Speaker 2: there was I was just telling the story the other
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  Speaker 2: day because someone's like, well, a lot of people don't
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  Speaker 2: like the fly.
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  Speaker 3: I said, no, no, I said.
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  Speaker 2: There was one flight where Greg was sitting there white
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  Speaker 2: knuckling the handrest or the armrest, and every time the
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  Speaker 2: slightest bump in targets have you go to the point
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  Speaker 2: where the flight attendant had to come up and move
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  Speaker 2: him because he was making other people uncomfortable. And I
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  Speaker 2: had my thumb so much that it was bleeding. He
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  Speaker 2: was like bleeding and screaming.
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  Speaker 6: And medicating yourself and still does not to.
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  Speaker 2: Get him on the plane, but like he's still freaking
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  Speaker 2: out anyway. So United flight from San Francisco to Boston
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  Speaker 2: got diverted. Passengers noticed a wing coming apart. Oh god,
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  Speaker 2: the plane did land safely in Denver. One of the
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  Speaker 2: passengers even posted a video on Twitter, and he sounds
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  Speaker 2: exactly like you'd expect someone in that situation to sound like,
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  Speaker 2: can you imagine what that would be? Greg? Uh panicked crying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so the wing's coming apart.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to this guy.
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  Speaker 2: Listened about to land in Denver with the wing coming apart.
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  Speaker 1: On the plane.
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  Speaker 2: Came apart.
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  Speaker 3: We took off in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 2: And we're just about on the ground.
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  Speaker 6: He's so.
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  Speaker 2: Greg's would be slathered.
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  Speaker 3: In sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about your feelings.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Well, that's the end of the Tuesday show.
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  Speaker 2: words of wisdom please. Yeah, when a male bee mates
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  Speaker 2: with a queen, his wiener falls off and it just
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  Speaker 2: waits for death. So when you see a bee flying around,
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  Speaker 2: you can know it's a virgin and a nerdy and
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  Speaker 2: hasn't gotten laid yet. Yeah, so how long does it
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  Speaker 2: take to like, so the winner comes how long does
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  Speaker 2: it take to dive? Then it basically it just like
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  Speaker 2: lies there and just waits for death. What the hell?
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  Speaker 2: Oh and that's sad, so like immediately so the winner
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  Speaker 2: comes off, it just waits to It doesn't do anything
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  Speaker 2: after that, just kind of flops over and just waits
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  Speaker 2: to die.
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  Speaker 11: Bad.
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  Speaker 18: I know.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, hey, queen, not cool? Yeah, what a bitch,
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  Speaker 3: total bit, what a slut.
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  Speaker 2: It just takes it and kills people because not you
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  Speaker 2: can have repeat business, I know, because comes on and
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  Speaker 2: then that's it going to go with another dude?
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  Speaker 3: What a whore?
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  Speaker 2: And what if that be was your favorite? I know
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  Speaker 2: all right, repeat business, all right, thank you very much,
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  Speaker 2: Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving the show
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  Speaker 2: some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
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  Speaker 2: love to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
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  Speaker 2: guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great day, s MD double M.
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  Speaker 3: Your mom's a bitch, was a bitch, and happy holidays.
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  Speaker 3: All you host is bitches.