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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show June 3rd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Shot. So I tried on that X suit. Oh, I
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: was gonna ask you. I almost tested you to remind you.
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Speaking of prom you know, because you've got to have
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: something to wear. So you might have seen on Instagram
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: or something they keep advertising these suits that you can
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: throw into the washing machine. It's supposed to be light
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: and breatheable and stressed, all that kind of stuff. I'm like,
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: you know, I hate dressing up. I hate it. I
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: hate it. But like there's been so many things the
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: last year, year and a half where I've had to
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: go out men's warehouse, rent a suit manager, go pick
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: it up, go drop it off. It's uncomfortable, it sucks.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: I'm like, whatever, man, you know, if thing's like six
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: hundred bucks or whatever it was, I'll just have this
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: stretchy washing machine suit and we'll call it a day. Well,
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: it came in about, I don't know, a month and
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: a half ago. At this point, it's been sitting there
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: in the box, unopened, and you know, problems coming up,
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: and so we're running out of time here in case
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't fit. I think it was even too late
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: to get any kind of like alteratio. Well no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying like you have them send me a different size
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  Speaker 1: of something, so I would have had to go to
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  Speaker 1: the men's warehouse. Dude, fit perfectly, please, like so so far,
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  Speaker 1: so good, and it is. It looks good, it's comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: They're not an advertiser. By the way, it didn't spend
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  Speaker 1: one time. This has nothing to do with anything. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just sharing the I'm just sharing the knowledge that when
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: you see this thing and you wonder if it's any good,
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: throw it in a bag and I'm gonna have it
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: for if I need something like this. Every man should
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: have a suit. And I don't know, I don't remember
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: the process of this, but because it was a couple
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: of months ago, but going on to the website and
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: however they figured out what size that would be because
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  Speaker 1: nothing ever fits easy for me, because you know, being
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: a fat, tubby piece of crap does that. But this
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  Speaker 1: this showed up. It was It's perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, did you have to do like any photos or
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: Or I took this picture. This is with the top
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: button of the of the jacket buttoned up. Okay, oh nice? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and it's super super comfortable.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a glove. What color is it?
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: Black? Okay, I'm wearing a because I had that blue
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  Speaker 1: button down polo shirt underneath it and I just had
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  Speaker 1: that on. I was just trying on the the jacket,
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  Speaker 1: the waist.
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  Speaker 3: Everything fits.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, everything everything fits, everything fits good.
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  Speaker 3: Look at you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so afraid to buy anything online because I'm like, dude, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Not going to fit. Same yeah. Same.
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  Speaker 2: I always have to go to a store. Same, try it.
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  Speaker 1: But it was it was legit cool, it was legit.
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  Speaker 1: I got my market once again. Anybody have a getting
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: any good prom story? Did you have, like anything notable?
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  Speaker 4: I went to so many proms that I only I
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  Speaker 4: mean it's I yeah, because Okay, So when I was
• 2:49
  Speaker 4: a I think I went to the senior prom when
• 2:51
  Speaker 4: I was a freshman because I went with a senior.
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  Speaker 4: Then I went when I was a sophomore, then a junior,
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  Speaker 4: then when I was a senior, and then I went
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  Speaker 4: to the junior.
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  Speaker 1: Prom when I was a junior. And then it.
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  Speaker 3: Was a problem. When you were a freshman, I was very.
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  Speaker 1: Popular and so then but so you got asked as
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  Speaker 1: the freshman. I got asked by a senior A senior
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  Speaker 1: senior chick. Yeah she was.
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  Speaker 4: Her name was Julie, the first girl who was boobs
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  Speaker 4: I ever touched, and we made out on the floor
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  Speaker 4: of my parents' laundry room. I remember, Yeah, that's the
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  Speaker 4: first time I saw a boob, So that was fun.
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  Speaker 4: We did the cliche limo thing a couple of times,
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  Speaker 4: but the first few times, when I was I think
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  Speaker 4: a sophomore, I took my dad's car and I was
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  Speaker 4: like the designated driver. Stupid idea, because this was in
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  Speaker 4: the days where we would get like a hotel and
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  Speaker 4: then fill up the bathtub with ice yea and beers
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  Speaker 4: and wine coolers and crap like that in there. And uh,
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  Speaker 4: for some reason, I was dared on the way to
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  Speaker 4: this prom to try to break one hundred miles an hour,
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  Speaker 4: and my.
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  Speaker 3: Dad's I dare you die?
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  Speaker 4: And I only had like, I think two miles to
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  Speaker 4: do it, because I got onto the freeway and then
• 4:05
  Speaker 4: had to get off in a couple of miles, and
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  Speaker 4: so I said, all right, well, I guess if I'm
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  Speaker 4: being there, and I got to do it. So I
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  Speaker 4: went like one hundred and three miles an hour or
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  Speaker 4: something like that.
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  Speaker 1: That was cool.
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  Speaker 4: And it was had s cargo for the first time
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  Speaker 4: at the prom because I thought, Wow, this is going
• 4:19
  Speaker 4: to be fancy because.
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  Speaker 1: You go cargo. What what school? It's not at the prom,
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: it's before the prompt. So you would go to dinner
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: before the prom.
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  Speaker 4: I thought there was serving like his. Yeah, our proms
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  Speaker 4: didn't have food or drink or anything like that. It
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  Speaker 4: was just usually like in the gym of the high school. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was a low budget. I went to the worst
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  Speaker 4: high school and uh, so we would go to dinner
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  Speaker 4: before the prom, and I thought to be fancy, you
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  Speaker 4: had to.
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  Speaker 1: Order the s cargo. So we did that. Did you
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  Speaker 1: know what it was? Yes? And I liked it.
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  Speaker 4: It was kind of like clams that but yeah, most
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  Speaker 4: of the proms were kind of all the same. For
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  Speaker 4: some reason, my parents, who were very strict, they allowed
• 5:00
  Speaker 4: us to get a hotel, do whatever we want.
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  Speaker 1: We have never been allowed to do that really, not
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  Speaker 1: that I went to a prom.
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  Speaker 4: The one thing I never remember, how the hell did
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  Speaker 4: we get all this beer? I don't remember, but we
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  Speaker 4: managed to get beer, fill up the bathtub full of
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  Speaker 4: ice and beer, and uh always hooked up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got laded prom. Uh, not all the way. No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get laid somebody. And here's what we said,
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  Speaker 1: hooked up, Well, yeah, hooked.
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  Speaker 3: Up, made out?
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everything different everything, that's a different definition of no. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no we hooked up to me means like you know,
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  Speaker 1: you went all the way at the very at the
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  Speaker 1: very least mouth party. Yeah, yeah, they hooked up, making.
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  Speaker 5: Disconnect now that it's like if you said we hooked up,
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  Speaker 5: we oh for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fooled around could be made out bobs. Now.
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  Speaker 4: The reason that it didn't go all the way is
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  Speaker 4: because these hotel scenarios. We always shared a room a
• 5:58
  Speaker 4: ton of people supposed to be one room, two beds.
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: But like eighteen yeah, that's how you start. Yeah. True.
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  Speaker 6: Do you guys remember those Holo domes, those holiday inns
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  Speaker 6: with like the pool and the lobby like inside, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: we had our after prom there. You know it's like
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  Speaker 6: the pool and the jacuzzi like in the lobby of.
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  Speaker 3: The holiday inning.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy you remember.
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  Speaker 6: I do remember for my senior there was junior Prominent
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  Speaker 6: senior prom. For senior prom, we were back at the
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  Speaker 6: holod Dome and there was this group of hockey players
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  Speaker 6: like like maybe college and they were on the hot tub,
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  Speaker 6: and I just went to prom with a friend. I
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  Speaker 6: was like, I'd rather be in the hot tub with
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  Speaker 6: the hockey players, So I did that, and then my friend,
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  Speaker 6: he was the only friends, got super pissed and like
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  Speaker 6: one of the rooms.
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  Speaker 3: But like, we were just friends always.
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  Speaker 1: So what happened in the hot tub, which is like
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: you know what, No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: They hanging out drinking, made up hook got made out
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  Speaker 6: with one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then upstairs, but not the person you went
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  Speaker 1: to the problem with. So you're making out in the
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  Speaker 1: hot tub with the person didn't go with. Yeah, he was,
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: and he wasn't super happy about that.
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  Speaker 5: Fa Yeah, it's all mad high school boy going to
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  Speaker 5: the prom, even if it's just friends.
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  Speaker 3: He I know that was not on the sure, okay he.
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  Speaker 1: He had thoughts otherwise.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I went to four proms. I could have
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  Speaker 2: gone to shix could.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, there were extenduating circumstances. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I hear things like this. I hear things about like
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  Speaker 1: going off to college and all that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have any of it. All right, go ahead, manutes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No no noble to kill himself.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know about you guys.
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  Speaker 5: But like when I was in high school and I,
• 7:48
  Speaker 5: you know, I live, I lived on the coast and
• 7:50
  Speaker 5: we were pretty close to the beaches. Everyone was super
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  Speaker 5: obsessed with bonfires and that was like the big plan
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  Speaker 5: to go to bonfires after I don't want to go.
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  Speaker 3: It's like from a movie Proud of Kids, remember exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So what was cool is like, yeah, the same
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  Speaker 5: situation with Greg, Like, oh, everybody gets a hotel room
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  Speaker 5: and then everyone has to share it. But I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I ain't going to no bonfire. I'm staying back at
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  Speaker 5: the hotel room. So you know, put it down, you
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  Speaker 5: know what I'm saying. But everybody we always got alcohol
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  Speaker 5: though through like people's siblings, like the older brother, older
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  Speaker 5: sister's hotelo. Yeah, but we'd always like filled the bathtub
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  Speaker 5: with like so much alcohol. And I don't think like
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  Speaker 5: kids do that anymore because they're lame and they don't party.
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  Speaker 5: But there was always like the big hotel party was
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  Speaker 5: the thing. Yeah, and you had to sign the.
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  Speaker 2: Paper that no one, no one's gonna party in there,
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  Speaker 2: but you did.
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  Speaker 1: Anyways, Yes, are their party. Maybe they're not drinking because
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: you hear about like, uh, they're not interested in drinking.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but their party is like online, like talking to
• 8:47
  Speaker 5: each other like like no, no, no, not for prom. But
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  Speaker 5: I'm just saying like just the hotel party in general,
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  Speaker 5: like they get together online and talk over over video
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  Speaker 5: games and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Looking back, I'm prized it was, for lack of a
• 9:01
  Speaker 4: better word, legal, because here comes ten, you know, seventeen
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  Speaker 4: year old backing into a relatively upscale hotel. By upscale,
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  Speaker 4: I mean like maybe a Marriot or something, and you
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  Speaker 4: got to know that it's prom weekend. Rights are in
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  Speaker 4: their dresses. And here come all these seventeen year olds
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  Speaker 4: getting a room with no adult in sight, lugging the
• 9:24
  Speaker 4: what do you call it, the baggage cart, those giant
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  Speaker 4: carts full of alcohol. Everybody, It's totally fine.
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: Look, but back then, like people are a lot cooler.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: I guess they got it exactly. And then I'm off
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: driving drunk in one hundred miles an hour what you're
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: supposed to do?
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  Speaker 3: But Greg's are you buried? The lead hard?
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  Speaker 6: The man who hates and is afraid of butterflies is like, oh, snails,
• 9:49
  Speaker 6: those are good to eat?
• 9:50
  Speaker 4: Yeahs they are, I know, it's one and done.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's not like something you've gone back to.
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  Speaker 1: Many No, no, no, no, that's weird.
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  Speaker 4: Weird Ilso went to this prom. I remember one senior
• 10:03
  Speaker 4: prom one year with this girl named Jane, and then
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: the following year with her sister.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: And break And that's how it goes though. And they
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: didn't know at the time. They thought he was straight.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: He wasn't like they were going with their gay friends. No, no, no,
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: I was drinking, So I was hooking up.
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: When you saw the boob for the first time, You're like.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: No, I was like, no, this is kind of fun.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: He loves boobs. He loves one of them to this day,
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: still one of them, distinctly larger than the other. I
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: thought that was sad. And hooked up meaning like hooked up,
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: not made out? Are you saying you.
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: Like as far as Sammy does, like oral but not
• 10:43
  Speaker 4: intercourse nice, not prom night? Because there was like ten
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: kids in the room.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: At this point. Why don't we just all liquidate our
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: bank account and take the money and put it in
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: the fire. I'm looking for real answers, No Woody show
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: well people sharing some prom stories. If something super memorable
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: from your prom, you want to share, you can text
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: us text over to two to nine eighty seven. You
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: can call us eight seven seven forty four Woody. This
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  Speaker 1: person said, snuck out for the first time to go
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: to a prom party. Took the screen out of the window,
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: gently hit it, didn't make a sound. Met my buddy
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: down the road with some with the lights off. But
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: I got back. My dad was waiting for me, sitting
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: in the pitch blacks. I hope you had fun. Oh,
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: scared the hell out of me. I got a movie
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: grounded for a while. Someone said I took a junior
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: to senior prom, dropped her off because she was grounded
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: from getting a DUI, and went to a hotel party
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: where I took another guy's date and hooked up. The
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: guy was a pos, so don't feel too bad for him.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: This one said. At my junior prom, my friend's date
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: found out that I wasn't Christian, our family's Buddhist. He
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: proceeded to give me a lecture during the entire drive.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: All the way to the prom. I was bawling my
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: eyes out as he was telling me I was going
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  Speaker 1: to hell Yeah party atmosphere. All these problems and all
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: these chicks for like, you know, like he went as
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: a freshman, some senior chick inviting them. He's feeling boobs
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: and getting mouth parties. Somebody made a good point in
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: the text, Greg is gay because being straight was too
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: easy challenge. Yeah, that's why I needed a good life challenge. Man.
• 12:26
  Speaker 4: It was a nightmare for us. At the time, you
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: would have thought it was a dream for junior prom.
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: We had no budget at all. We couldn't get a
• 12:33
  Speaker 4: venue for some reason. They wouldn't let us do it
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: in the gym, So we had our prom at the
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: food court of the mall.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: That's kind of cool. So tacky it was, so, that's
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: kind of cool. Restaurants open at least two whatever shows
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: up a Denny's, mostly like hotels like one at a
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: like high end rushing. I said, my prom sucked. All
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: the kids decided to, as a joke, make the King
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: and Queen purposely voted for the ugliest, most ghetto food
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: in mouth girl and the fattest guy. He was the
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: center for the football team. Everybody voted for them, and
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: the room went wild. It was a disgrace and not
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: funny at all. Hashtags still bitter, Wow, Sammy, that I
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: know Sammy. I was expected to be prom queen because,
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: after all, I was a cheerleader. You had to have
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: gone to like all the proms.
• 13:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I went to my junior and senior proms, of.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Course, but you didn't go as a freshman or a
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: sophomore like Greg Down.
• 13:35
  Speaker 7: I was invited as a I was asked as a sophomore,
• 13:39
  Speaker 7: but I didn't want to go because all my friends
• 13:41
  Speaker 7: weren't going to be there, So I said no because
• 13:43
  Speaker 7: it didn't sound like it.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: Would be fun for me.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: Oh for me, I mean.
• 13:46
  Speaker 7: Because I wouldn't know my date and a couple other people.
• 13:48
  Speaker 7: But it wasn't my grade, so I didn't Was.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: It the boyfriend or like just some random person asked you? Yeah, okay, yeah.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: Did you say no right then? Or did you at
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: least tell me think about it? Uh? No, I said no.
• 14:00
  Speaker 7: Well I didn't want you, and I had a real
• 14:01
  Speaker 7: reason why I didn't want to, and I had to
• 14:03
  Speaker 7: do with, yeah, you know, my friend's not being there.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Were there any like standout stories prom.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Story so for me, we didn't have.
• 14:11
  Speaker 7: By the time, it was us like you guys talk
• 14:14
  Speaker 7: about your hotel parties. They were onto us and they
• 14:16
  Speaker 7: knew that it was prom night in the town, so
• 14:18
  Speaker 7: no one could do a hotel really because you got
• 14:21
  Speaker 7: busted even just walking in dam And we also weren't
• 14:24
  Speaker 7: allowed to do limos because of shenanigans as well. So
• 14:27
  Speaker 7: everybody had to go to the school and they did
• 14:30
  Speaker 7: something called like promenade, and everybody walked down and that's
• 14:33
  Speaker 7: where parents could take pictures and stuff to the We
• 14:35
  Speaker 7: went to the buses and buses shuttled us to and
• 14:38
  Speaker 7: from Prom. You were not allowed to drive there. You
• 14:41
  Speaker 7: were not allowed to show up in a limo. The
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: only way to get there was from a bus.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: From the school and your like gown.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: In our gowns.
• 14:48
  Speaker 7: Yes, it was everyone, but I mean we did have
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: a lot of fun. It was also my senior year.
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: They had this whole thing that.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: Was no freaking, which was freak dancing because.
• 15:00
  Speaker 7: Like I'm not kidding when I say, they had stick
• 15:03
  Speaker 7: figure pictures of people freaking and then a circle with
• 15:06
  Speaker 7: an XL that was signed it said no freaking.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: All over the room for the lord of thing. Then
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: we went to the whitest school in America. Yeah, Jeff
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: g I have a great prom story.
• 15:19
  Speaker 8: So we were pregaming right, So, which means we were
• 15:22
  Speaker 8: drinking at the house hours before she drove. She was
• 15:25
  Speaker 8: older than me. I was a freshman as well.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: As you guys were.
• 15:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so I was like, oh, this is awesome. So
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: we get to the prom and we're in the parking
• 15:35
  Speaker 8: lot and we start making out. I'm like, this is
• 15:37
  Speaker 8: starting off great, amazing, I'm going to get some before
• 15:40
  Speaker 8: we even go into the dance. And we're making out,
• 15:43
  Speaker 8: making out, she throws up all over me.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Man. So we never even made it inside to the prom.
• 15:50
  Speaker 8: I mean it was after that we went home and
• 15:52
  Speaker 8: had to you know, go our separate ways.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: She was probably humillion.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: You did bring up though, like the one part that
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: I totally forgot about. Did you also have to go
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: to like parents' houses before the prom to take.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: And that's when we had to put on the stupid
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: bootineer the flower that you always had a hard.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Big ass photo shoot, right, Yeah, the wrist corsage.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: That was the one the girls wanted. They didn't want them,
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: not exactly.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Text here said prom story. I grew up in
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: South Jersey. A bunch of us ready a house down
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: the Jersey Shore for prom weekend, and someone in the
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: middle of the night, one of our friends prom dates
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: came out sleepwalking into the room where we were sleeping,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: and we could tell immediately that he wasn't awake. He
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: walked straight over to a dresser, pulled open a drawer,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: and without hesitation, started peeing in it. That's a that's
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: pretty funny. Uh, let's see where Yeah, dude, this guy
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: four proms, another four prom persons. Best one. I was
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: with my girlfriend senior year. On the way home. She
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: unbuckled her seat belt and gave me a mouth party.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Oh wow. However, the longer she was doing it, she
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: was getting extremely horny. She took off her thong underwear,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: hiked up her dress and sat down on me while
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I was behind the wheel. Had to pull over to
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: the side of the road, but had some awesome sex.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Oh do we believe that that's almost too good to
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: be true?
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Well pulling up, Yeah, I can believe that. That's like movies. Yeah,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: not where you not? Where you kept driving? That's why
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I say pulled over at the like All right, I
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: guess we're doing this, Yeah, I will say.
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: On our prom night, because we would have big sleepovers
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: in everyone would hang out and we were in a
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: room with probably twenty of us all sleeping in this
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: loft of our friend's parents' house, and somebody lost their
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: virginity right behind me. Like I was like, oh my god,
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, they're having sex right now, Oh my god,
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: he's losing his virginity and in a room full of
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: people under a.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Blanket on prom night.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, it was me. Next year.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: What was the order though, like the alcohol order like
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: back then, like during my time, it was like gold Schlager,
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Hennessy Crown Royal and then apple Pucker and there was
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: this something called.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Boons that.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Want and pucker a hated pucker.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: The beer of the day in my day was Miller
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Genuine Draft. Mgd oh dude. I saw a guy I
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: think he got as a joke, got a bottle of
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Mad Dog.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, mad Dog nitrate, like.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: What I'd seen about that? Hadn't thought about that?
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, decade thousand years old to remember that. Somebody brought
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: Bartles and James Wine.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah yeah. Somebody said, uh, my niece's prom
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: is ruined because on the way there, somebody snuck weed
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: onto the party bus. The driver called everybody's parents come
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: pick them up because they were miners. It was just
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: over immediately. I went to Sammy's school and I can
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: confirm the no freaking stick figures. I totally forgot about that. Yeah,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I forgot about.
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: That because that winter formal earlier they were going because
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: it was at the gym. They were shining flashlights on
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: everybody and telling them to stop dancing the way they were.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: It was crazy. Did you go to a Catholic school?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: No, she went to public high school.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, weird.
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: Well, it was never like that until my senior year,
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: and apparently freak dancing was out of control.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: I went to school and that had a footloots.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: They're getting wild listening to that urban music. Yeah, Valencia
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: High School class.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Of two thousand and five, that's right.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: They're getting wild out there in Santa Clarita eight seven
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: seven forty four Wooding text over to two two nine
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: eighty seven more Woody shows next day they show. We'll
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: be back in a sec