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82.1: Keeping Corey Well-Lubricated at the Pajama Jammy Jam · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 1: Picture Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences
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  Speaker 1: and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 2: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 3: I am Brian. I am Misty. I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Marlena.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: I have a hollow spot on me. Yeah, we have
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  Speaker 3: two sick members today.
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  Speaker 4: Sick or hungover?
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  Speaker 3: Sick is how I was told.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not hungover.
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  Speaker 3: One was sick, the other was taking care of them
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  Speaker 3: or something to that effect.
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  Speaker 5: Probably a nerve injury.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, could be. You can put an eye out with
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  Speaker 3: those things. I don't care what nerve says. You gotta
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  Speaker 3: be careful with that shit. So, with that, I guess
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  Speaker 3: we will roll on into this week's geek activities. I'm exhausted, really.
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  Speaker 3: This whole last three days has been non-stop and I
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  Speaker 3: kind of need a nap right about now. What are
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  Speaker 3: the movies for? Yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 4: If you can nap through this movie.
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  Speaker 3: But I like this movie. Anyway, so, yeah, this past weekend,
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  Speaker 3: I was at the Flyover Film Fest, and every day
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  Speaker 3: I was there, pretty much. So, piecing together our show
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  Speaker 3: for next week. So, yeah, most of it you'll probably
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  Speaker 3: get interview-wise next week, but... As far as the, you know,
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  Speaker 3: stories from it, about the best one, I talked to
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  Speaker 3: a few of the directors and stuff, and that was cool,
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  Speaker 3: but the one I was going to go with, the
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  Speaker 3: most entertaining of the stories, was I talked to director
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  Speaker 3: John Stalberg Jr., we'll just skip ahead a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: We went to his, um, hotel. He took his shirt off.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to go with this story because the
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  Speaker 3: more I thought about it, I was like, if I,
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  Speaker 3: if I told that wrong, it would come off really weird.
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  Speaker 3: All that's true, by the way. Um, we, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Did he have moves or was he okay?
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  Speaker 3: No, he was actually pretty ripped. So yeah, he's in shape.
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  Speaker 4: That's good for him.
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  Speaker 3: Good for you, I guess.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was trying not to look. I realized that midway in,
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  Speaker 3: you got that locker room reaction where you're a guy,
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  Speaker 3: other guys get naked, you're just like, whatever, I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to see this shit. So I immediately, you know,
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  Speaker 3: knee jerk reaction wasn't really paying attention, but, uh, I
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  Speaker 3: thought it was funny. So yeah. Um, I've got a
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  Speaker 3: picture of him in the shirt afterwards that he changed into.
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  Speaker 3: So to clarify this little story, um, yeah, he, I
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  Speaker 3: was talking to him at the premiere the night before and, uh,
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  Speaker 3: he had a bunch of stuff going on. There was
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  Speaker 3: all these people around him. So he's like, ah, we'll
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  Speaker 3: just do the interview tomorrow at the hotel. So I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: it's right up the street, which he was at 21C,
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  Speaker 3: which if anyone, you know, bothers to come in this area,
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  Speaker 3: 21C is quite entertaining.
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  Speaker 4: Is that where the pajama party was?
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  Speaker 3: That's what it was. So yeah, it's a weird museum
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  Speaker 3: slash hotel. So it's pretty entertaining. It's very different than
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  Speaker 3: normal hotels. It's not boring like normal hotels, but they
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  Speaker 3: also go out of their way to be weird and
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  Speaker 3: wacky because they think they're cool. So on that note,
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  Speaker 3: that's what this weekend, which I didn't realize it. And
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  Speaker 3: it's kind of awesome because I walked in and I'm
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  Speaker 3: standing there at the elevator and I got to say
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  Speaker 3: to myself, sadly, because nobody else was around. So most
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  Speaker 3: of my comments are myself. I said, damn, nobody told
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  Speaker 3: me it was a pajama jammy jam.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 3: Kids, anybody out there, try to work in the phrase
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  Speaker 3: pajama jammy jam as many times as possible.
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  Speaker 8: I think I'm never going to use that phrase ever.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just going to wash it from my brain.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling kid and play. You are not cool, man.
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  Speaker 4: I am not cool.
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  Speaker 7: I was going to say that or.
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  Speaker 3: Bananas in pajamas. Dude, house party two.
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: Come on.
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  Speaker 3: Get with it. Anyway, so... I have no idea.
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  Speaker 7: You know I make references to Kingdom Play all the time,
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  Speaker 7: but I've never actually seen any of the House Party movies.
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  Speaker 4: Me neither.
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  Speaker 7: That makes me like the worst kind of poser possible.
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  Speaker 3: I just know the hair. Nobody wants to watch House Party.
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  Speaker 3: But I at least know Pajama Jammy Jam. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's what they were doing. They had some sort of
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  Speaker 3: weird pajama party going on, and they were scamming, I mean, selling...
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  Speaker 3: pajamas they were like hand looming pajamas out in the
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  Speaker 3: front of the lobby there which was kind of cool
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  Speaker 3: but at the same time yeah the girls were working.
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  Speaker 5: Looming where they have a bunch of shakers out there making.
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  Speaker 3: Pajamas i don't know what they were doing it was
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  Speaker 3: this we i mean they were well made by the
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  Speaker 3: time they were done but i mean they were sitting
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  Speaker 3: in the front and making these things to order they
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  Speaker 3: were out there like measuring people when i got there
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  Speaker 3: and then by the time he came down he was
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  Speaker 3: like oh yeah i gotta go over here and pick
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  Speaker 3: this up so he goes over to it And they're
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  Speaker 3: giving him this thing, and first of all, they're scamming
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  Speaker 3: him because they upcharged him. They told him one price,
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  Speaker 3: and then they got there, and the girl's in their pajamas.
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  Speaker 3: They know what they're doing. You can upcharge a little
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  Speaker 3: better when you're a girl in your pajamas making a
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  Speaker 3: sales pitch here. So suddenly it became a more complicated piece,
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  Speaker 3: and they had to charge him more. So they also
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  Speaker 3: were like, well, here, just try it on. He's like,
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  Speaker 3: out here, and all right. He questioned it at first,
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  Speaker 3: but then went along with it. So he's changing his
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  Speaker 3: shirt out in the middle of the lobby of this hotel,
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  Speaker 3: which I thought was pretty interesting.
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  Speaker 7: So this guy just loves to take his shirt off
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  Speaker 7: in public.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 4: If you were ripped, wouldn't you? I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I would just not bother to put a shirt on
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  Speaker 7: in the first place.
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  Speaker 3: Again, I think he was just swayed by the girls
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  Speaker 3: in their pajamas because they were like, no, it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: They'll be all kind of nudity here later. They were
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  Speaker 3: trying to sell the whole, you know, again, the craziness.
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  Speaker 7: Of this hotel.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if I'm done, it's going to be that kind
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  Speaker 4: of party.
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  Speaker 3: I might have actually said that, actually. So, yeah. So
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  Speaker 3: it was a strange situation at that point. And then
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  Speaker 3: he wore that pajama shirt the rest of the interview,
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  Speaker 3: so that was kind of entertaining.
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  Speaker 4: I guess he was comfy, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: I have a picture of him posing, making a crazy
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  Speaker 3: face in the pajama shirt that I think I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to post as the photo for this one. Awesome. Because
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  Speaker 3: it's an entertaining, and doesn't really look like a pajama shirt.
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  Speaker 7: That's what I was wondering, what a hand-loomed... pajama outfit
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  Speaker 7: would look like.
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  Speaker 3: It's got a low neck and it's got super short sleeves,
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  Speaker 3: so it doesn't really seem like a pajama shirt anyway,
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  Speaker 3: but he decided it makes him look ripped, so he
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, this looks like I actually lift. This
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  Speaker 3: is awesome.
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  Speaker 4: That's their new selling point.
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  Speaker 3: Looks like scrubs. I know, yeah. It was like a
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  Speaker 3: really thick material version of a scrub shirt. It was weird.
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  Speaker 6: Didn't have cartoon animals on it, because most of the
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  Speaker 6: scrub shirts I see have cartoon animals.
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  Speaker 3: These days, that's what it's come to. Thankfully, he didn't
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  Speaker 3: have Tweety Birds or anything on it.
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  Speaker 5: These are OR scrubs.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, it was actually kind of an interesting situation.
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  Speaker 3: They were setting up the whole party out in the
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  Speaker 3: street there, which had nothing to do with the thing
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  Speaker 3: I was in, so I just passed by it and
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  Speaker 3: went back to the film festival and loitered around the
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  Speaker 3: rest of the weekend. So, yeah, we'll get to his
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  Speaker 3: actual interview. John's actually really cool and had a lot
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  Speaker 3: of good stories, so we'll get to his full interview,
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  Speaker 3: but I'll go to my geek activity of the week,
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  Speaker 3: aside from loitering around the film fest, was I did
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  Speaker 3: sit down and watch one movie in its entirety... The
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  Speaker 3: sad part is I was there the whole weekend. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't really get to see pretty much any of the
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  Speaker 3: other movies. I saw part of one, but yeah, the
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  Speaker 3: rest of them, I was busy going back and forth
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  Speaker 3: and missed most of them, which is what happens on
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  Speaker 3: most of these film festivals, so it seems. But the
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  Speaker 3: one I saw is called High School, and that's the
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  Speaker 3: one that John directed, and it's actually really good. I
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  Speaker 3: wasn't sure what to expect going in, but it's really funny,
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  Speaker 3: and then on top of that, just kind of well
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  Speaker 3: put together. I know you're already on board, Marlena. It's
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  Speaker 3: got Adrian Brody in it, Yes. But in a way,
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  Speaker 3: you've never seen Adrian Brody.
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  Speaker 4: Is he in drag?
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  Speaker 7: I was going to say.
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  Speaker 4: Dressed as a woman.
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  Speaker 3: No, I can actually see that more than this. Once
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  Speaker 3: I saw him, I was like, holy shit. Well, he's
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  Speaker 3: got cornrows. He's got cornrows. He's got tattoos covering his
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  Speaker 3: entire body. He's like K-fed. He's got a gold tooth.
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  Speaker 4: If he was like K-fed, he'd be fat.
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  Speaker 7: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he's, yeah, it's a really interesting look for him.
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  Speaker 3: And yet he totally sells it.
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  Speaker 7: I can probably get behind the gold tooth and the
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  Speaker 7: covered in tattoos thing, but I don't think I can
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  Speaker 7: overlook the cornrows.
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  Speaker 3: No, again, it works on this character. He totally commits
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  Speaker 3: to this character, and it's amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Were his cornrows better than Axel's?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, actually, they were, because Axel's are terrible. And blonde cornrows,
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  Speaker 3: that's really bad. So I don't know. Especially fake barbed wire.
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  Speaker 4: They were more red.
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  Speaker 7: They were like strawberry blonde.
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  Speaker 3: They were glued onto his head, I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 7: Were they really?
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. But no, Adrian Brody's awesome. The other
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  Speaker 3: main thing that you'll be in shock is Michael Chiklis
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  Speaker 3: is in it, which... if you know him from the shield,
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  Speaker 3: if you know him as the thing in fantastic for you,
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  Speaker 3: he's he's yeah. The commish he's, he's unrecognizable. You people
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  Speaker 3: were walking up to him going, man, who's that character
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  Speaker 3: actor you got to be? He is so, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: he completely, they, they put this crazy hair on him anyway,
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  Speaker 3: but just on top of that, his performance is one
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  Speaker 3: 80 from anything I've ever seen him do before. He
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  Speaker 3: is so good at it. So it's, I don't know.
• 9:21
  Speaker 3: It works in a lot of drug references, but I'll
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: say this is the main thing I noticed. It's very
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  Speaker 3: different from any other weed movies. It's become its own
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  Speaker 3: sub-genre at this point. The difference with this one is
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  Speaker 3: you don't have to be high to actually think the
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  Speaker 3: movie's funny, which is the difference. Most of the other
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  Speaker 3: ones I've noticed, unless you're actually on something, really aren't
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  Speaker 3: that funny. They're just kind of ridiculous, and that becomes
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  Speaker 3: the comedy because you're stoned.
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  Speaker 4: If it's half-baked, then it's never funny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that too. Well, that's the thing. A lot of
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  Speaker 3: them I just don't think are funny, period. But maybe
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  Speaker 3: if I was wasted, it would be different.
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  Speaker 7: I think I watched Half-Baked when I was 13 and
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  Speaker 7: I was really stoned and I thought it was like
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  Speaker 7: the greatest movie ever.
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  Speaker 11: You think? you go.
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  Speaker 3: That's how most of those work. This one is just
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  Speaker 3: really well written and well put together. And it's really
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  Speaker 3: more of a, you know, story about these two guys' friendship. And,
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: you know, they're... situation that they get themselves in and
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  Speaker 3: then it also works in a lot of like tension
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  Speaker 3: he it's a well crafted script because they wanted to
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  Speaker 3: make it more of a thriller about kids in high
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  Speaker 3: school with weed and yeah they work in this really
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  Speaker 3: good scenario of what they have to do and then
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  Speaker 3: it becomes this whole day of them getting out of
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: one problem and into another, and it just sort of
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: takes the tension up every time. It's really well put together.
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  Speaker 7: So it's like Reaper Madness minus the music?
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  Speaker 4: And Kristen Bell being cute?
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's the remake. But yeah, actually, in the interview,
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  Speaker 3: I referenced that, because it has a very, this could
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  Speaker 3: happen to you, you know, all it takes is one
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  Speaker 3: joint to ruin your life kind of message to it.
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  Speaker 3: And it's not, it doesn't totally mean it. Yeah, we'll
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  Speaker 3: go into it in the interview next week. It takes it...
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  Speaker 3: And it sort of puts a spin on it. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's got that feeling to it. So yeah, that was
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  Speaker 3: the main thing I did. Are we going into yours
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  Speaker 3: later this week?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's pretty geeky. If you're going into it,
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  Speaker 3: then I'll save mine. Yeah, my other thing is sort
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  Speaker 3: of tied to yours. So we'll get to that later.
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  Speaker 3: But for the most part, that's, yeah, I spent the
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  Speaker 3: whole weekend. Even this morning, I was back over at
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  Speaker 3: the Center for the Arts for the Film Fest. So yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's been quite a weekend of piecing together interviews and whatnot.
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  Speaker 4: Is it my turn now?
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  Speaker 7: Sure.
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  Speaker 6: All right, I'll start off with the movies I watched.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't watch very much stuff this week. I don't
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  Speaker 6: think Jay watched anything.
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  Speaker 5: I watched nothing. All I did was watch the time
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  Speaker 5: clock at work.
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  Speaker 6: I watched All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, which if
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  Speaker 6: anybody knows, it's hard to find in the U.S.
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  Speaker 4: You have to get copies.
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  Speaker 3: That aren't... Special imported copies. Yeah, that's what it is.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we're saying.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I watched all the.
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  Speaker 6: I think I liked it. I'm not entirely sure yet,
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  Speaker 6: I think. I'm going to go back and watch it again.
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  Speaker 6: But other than that, I came with... babysitter wanted which
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  Speaker 6: again it seemed like it ripped off so many other
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  Speaker 6: movies because it was kind of like um what's that
• 12:02
  Speaker 6: one we just watched um what's the name of that
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  Speaker 6: movie where they had the babysitter that went out to
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  Speaker 6: the house of the oh the house of the devil
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  Speaker 6: house of the devil it had like it followed that
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  Speaker 6: like up to a certain point and then it tried
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  Speaker 6: to go a different way and it just it it
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  Speaker 6: had bill mosley.
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  Speaker 3: In it i'll give it that much is it like
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  Speaker 3: this past year i think it's been within.
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  Speaker 6: The past couple years i Who's in the movie?
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  Speaker 4: It's got Bill Moseley in it, and that's about the
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  Speaker 4: only person I can name.
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  Speaker 7: In All the Boys Love Mandy Lynn?
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  Speaker 4: In All the Boys Love Mandy Lynn has Amanda Heard.
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  Speaker 4: Amanda Heard, she was the chick in.
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  Speaker 6: She was the neighbor in Zombieland before she tried.
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  Speaker 7: To eat him.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. Oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot that was her
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  Speaker 3: guest starring role.
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  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, because in All the Boys Love Mandy Lynn,
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  Speaker 6: she plays the girl that, of course, she's the virginal
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  Speaker 6: girl that every guy wants. She actually comes off really
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  Speaker 6: well as not being too aware that she's the hot chick.
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  Speaker 3: Which is good. Otherwise, you hate her.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, she's not like, you know, Megan Fox
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  Speaker 6: couldn't have pulled that shit off.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of chicks these days will have been like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm hot, whatever. But she actually manages.
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  Speaker 6: To pull off the unawareness of it, which is kind
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  Speaker 6: of impressive for me because she shouldn't come off like
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  Speaker 6: cocky or anything.
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  Speaker 4: I liked it, and it.
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  Speaker 6: Just had a weird ending that I'm not even sure
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  Speaker 6: I understand yet.
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  Speaker 4: I'll go back and watch it again. It's not that selective.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to understand the motives behind it, and
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  Speaker 4: I'll go back into that later, but whatever.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, I guess my big major geek activity for
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  Speaker 6: the week was getting my Corey Haim leg tattoo, which
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  Speaker 6: is pretty exciting. So I now have Corey Haim's face
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  Speaker 6: on my leg. We have conversations and all is well
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  Speaker 6: in the world, so happy days.
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  Speaker 3: As I said, you completely retain your title as Queen
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  Speaker 3: of the Geeks.
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  Speaker 4: Well, everybody has a Cori Hanks tattoo.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, they don't. That was the other part of mine.
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  Speaker 3: In the middle of the midday of the.
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  Speaker 4: We got Brian to get filming on his leg.
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  Speaker 3: No, thank you, no. I did go and get inked myself,
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  Speaker 3: but mine's not even dorky, so I won't even go
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  Speaker 3: into it. But yeah, that was just to add to the...
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  Speaker 3: ongoing battle that this weekend was in the middle of
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  Speaker 3: that day I had to get up and drive out
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  Speaker 3: to there get that done and then drive back and
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  Speaker 3: go immediately to the film fest so yeah it was
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  Speaker 3: kind of out of control.
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  Speaker 6: Good times but yeah that's about all the geek activity
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: we had I think yeah I spent most.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Of the time at work always fun yeah I hate work.
• 14:17
  Speaker 12: Actually I don't I like my work I just don't
• 14:19
  Speaker 12: like being there all damn day so good.
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: Times hmm Most of my week was spent keeping Corey
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: well lubricated.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: I didn't know it was going to be.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: That kind of party. Andy. Keep him gooey.
• 14:37
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: That's all I got.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Moving on.
• 14:44
  Speaker 7: Oh, well, I watched a couple of movies this week.
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: I watched, um, the fantastic Mr.
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: Fox.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was pretty good.
• 14:52
  Speaker 7: It was another one of those, uh, You'd think it's
• 14:54
  Speaker 7: a children's movie, but it has adult subject matter, which
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: I love, as we all know.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: With that director, yeah. He's always got adult subject matter.
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: I didn't know it was directed by Wes Anderson until
• 15:06
  Speaker 7: I happened to catch it at the end of the movie.
• 15:07
  Speaker 7: I don't know how I didn't know that, but I didn't.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: George Clooney's wonderful. I love George Clooney.
• 15:12
  Speaker 7: Even just his voice is fantastic. Yeah.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Well, that's another one I give him credit. There's somebody
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: who actually did the movie. He actually went in and
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: was there painstakingly being there hands-on, I think, for a
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: lot of it, doing the stop-motion animation.
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: I really enjoyed the animation. I don't think stop-motion is
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: used enough anymore.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: No.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Stop-motion.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's one of those things. You never can get
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: that feel with CG.
• 15:37
  Speaker 12: CG's okay, and I guess maybe it's easier for me
• 15:39
  Speaker 12: to do a lot more elaborate sets, but there's just
• 15:42
  Speaker 12: something about stop-motion that just I don't know.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: You can't reproduce it with a computer.
• 15:47
  Speaker 7: And I just have an obsession with miniature things, like
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: mini models of towns and houses and things like that.
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: So knowing that that's what all that stuff is makes
• 15:59
  Speaker 7: me really excited.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: And how did you not like Night of the Leaping?
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: Nobody like but it's nothing but little sets.
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: Which my grandfather built.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: I know you should really like.
• 16:12
  Speaker 10: Bunnies yeah no okay i just thought that was funny
• 16:17
  Speaker 10: yeah i think that's why i mean i never met
• 16:20
  Speaker 10: my grandpa he died in like 77 but maybe that's
• 16:22
  Speaker 10: why i have an obsession with like building models and
• 16:25
  Speaker 10: not like.
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: I build models but like i mean i have before
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: but i'm not like a model building person you could
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: i could you.
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: Could build your own little village and pretend you're godzilla
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: and go through and smash it wouldn't that be awesome.
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: That would be totally rad no um i've thought about
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: building a little town that looks like tokyo inside uh
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: one of my friend's lizard cages because his lizards will
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: get mad and just whip their tails and knock everything.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Over that is That would be fantastic.
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: It would be. But, yeah, I really enjoyed Fantastic Mr. Fox.
• 16:57
  Speaker 7: I've never read the story, so I can't compare it
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: to that. I know a lot of people are, like,
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: not wanting to see it because, you know.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: The book's different. Just get over it. I say that
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: most of the time.
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: I also watched Paranormal Activity, which when I saw a
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: previews for it, I was like, this looks really fucking retarded.
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: So I never bothered, but my friend was telling me
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: that it was really good. And I mean, I don't
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: always trust her opinions, but I was at her house
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: and they were going to buy it online. on demand
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: and it was six it's six dollars to buy a
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: movie through your cable company.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Which is ridiculous which.
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: It's netflix is like nine dollars a month and you
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: can rent a movie everywhere else in the world for
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: a dollar but it's six dollars really screw that yeah but.
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: People that are extra lazy that can't make it down
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: to their local red.
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: Box they live in greenville which is about 30 miles
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: away from even like a gas.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Station so that's what you get for living in green yeah.
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: But I was really surprised. I really liked it. Up
• 17:58
  Speaker 7: until the end, it ended stupid. And it was five
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: seconds of it ending really stupidly. But it was subtle
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: enough to be... I mean, not that it was ever
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: believable or anything like that. But it was subtle and
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: just like little hints of things that made it kind
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: of creepy, you know? It was like... Blair Witch Project
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: done well yeah I've.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Heard really good things and they changed that and there's
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: been like three different endings over the last couple of
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: years of it going through this process and I think
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: the one you saw that you didn't like was uh
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: suggested by Spielberg probably when he came on to be
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: you know super executive producer whatever he did at that
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: point he suggested that ending if I remember.
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: Which it was just five seconds that was totally stupid
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: had I it's turned my head that part I would
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: have been like wow I was really surprised that was
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: a great movie but I wouldn't necessarily say great but
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: surprisingly good and relatively creepy I think what made it
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: work was the characters were funny like the guy his
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: name is Mika I just like to say Mika he
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: was funny he always had like funny things to say
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: and they were just like a natural couple and I
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: mean It also helped that I didn't recognize them from anything.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: So, you know, it kind of ruins it. You know,
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: after watching the Blair Witch Project and seeing that girl
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: on Steak and Shake commercials, kind of like, you didn't
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: die in the forest.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: I think the movie was way overhyped for me to
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: want to see it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: It was. I still have no.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Desire to see it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: I keep hearing comparisons to it's like watching Ghost Hunters or...
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: like any of those stupid paranormal shows that always drive
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: me insane like that one show with that one guy
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: who I want to punch in the face.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: Anytime they feel like the wind blow they're like oh did.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: You feel that it was a ghost I don't think
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: it's like.
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: That no Blair Witch Project I mean I didn't like
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: that movie Blair Witch Project but it was groundbreaking I
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: think I mean not a lot of movies had ever
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: done that and I mean if before it came out,
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: everyone was convinced it was real, which I guess maybe
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: if it had been real, it would have been more interesting.
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: It was still, even if it was real.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Or maybe if I hadn't found out it was fake
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: before I went and saw it, it might have been
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: more interesting.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: Or maybe if it hadn't given me motion sickness in
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: the theater.
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: Good times yeah but paranormal activity activity activity is similar
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: uh because it's you know someone filming themselves but it
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: all takes place inside their house they don't ever leave
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: their house no safety cam there is sometimes but for
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: the most part the camera's on a tripod um they
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: show a lot of times what happens while they're sleeping
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: at night and it's just like simple stuff usually like
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: uh uh the door closing and stuff and they hear
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: noise noises and There's one part that was really creepy.
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: I think the creepiest part of the movie. Spoiler alert,
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: by the way. There's a point where she gets out
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: of bed and she just stands up and stares at
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: her boyfriend sleeping for three hours.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: I do that all the time.
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: Creepy. And he watched the tape the next day. He
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: was like, what are you doing? doing why did you
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: do that you just got out of the bed and
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: stared at me for three hours like some weirdo yeah
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: it was pretty entertaining but i feel like i've talked
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: about it long enough so yeah i.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Only punch you in the back when you kick me
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: yeah he did.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: He kicked my tattoo he kicked cory right in the
• 21:13
  Speaker 8: face so i punched him in the back.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: I have a lot of violent dreams i.
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: I've had the weirdest dreams lately.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I don't have dreams i'm dead inside.
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: They've been really strange. Like last night I had a
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: dream about sleeping in the grass outside. Don't ask. The
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: night before, I had a dream about, and this sounds awful,
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: and I try to tell this to people, and they
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: freak out and think I'm like this horrible weirdo, but
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: it involved a baby in a microwave. No harm was
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: done to the baby. It was just wet, and someone
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: put it in a microwave to dry it off, and
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: it just spun around and left, and it came out,
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: and it was fine. Nothing bad happened.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Just don't shake the baby. Microwave it, but just don't
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: shake it. nothing bad happened.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I was just making the baby popcorn nothing.
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: Happened i know this is just weird many of your
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: friends are gonna let you babysit over again.
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: Now i don't know i have and i don't know
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: i had that dream and the night before i had
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: a dream i was shopping with my friend and he
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: pooped his pants.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: At the store does he like to skateboard.
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: Did you see speaking of uh uh College Humor, Derek Humor.
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: Have you seen that their Mystery Team movie is out
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: on DVD?
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard stuff with the director. He's actually kind
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: of crossing over and getting to be, like, a legitimate
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: filmmaker now. It's kind of scary.
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: Well, not just that. I'm pretty sure he was on
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: that show with Chevy Chase. I don't know if it
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: was canceled or not. Community?
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the same guy.
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and one of the other guys is on Saturday
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: Night Live now. The guy, remember the bro rape one?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: That guy is on Saturday.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: I love community because I love Joel McHale. I do
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: love Joel McHale. He's so cute.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: I know. He's adorable.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Even with his weird bald spot in the back, he's
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: still hot.
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: I never noticed.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Good times.
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: I'm only familiar with him from TalkSoup, so, you know.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: How long has it been since it's been TalkSoup?
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: What's it called?
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: The Soup.
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: The Soup.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: It's still TalkSoup.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Whichever.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: That was all.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait.
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: One more thing. Yesterday, I lit snakes.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I love snakes.
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: Not real snakes, like the firework snakes.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: The best fireworks ever.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: It wasn't even worth a July yet. You're cheating.
• 23:26
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: The best fireworks ever. Come on now.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Were they the colored ones or were they the black ones?
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: They were just black. They're kind of the same. We
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: had a firework that was called Dragon Fart.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: That's inappropriate.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: So what exactly does this here dragon fart do?
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: It just makes a lot of noise.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Does it smell?
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Like a dragon would smell?
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Like sulfur. It smells like sulfur, yeah.
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: So technically, I guess so. I mean, if dragons existed
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: and farted, it probably would smell like sulfur.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: What do you mean, if?
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Dragons are real.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: You know, I actually do kind of believe that dragons
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: are real. People just look at me like I'm a...
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: total idiot but i'm like they exist in almost every
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: every folklore on every continent.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah every culture has a version.
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: Of them some fire breathing you can't giant lizard thing you.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Gotta question that at some point i'm not saying i
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: believe it but that's interesting so if you guys believe
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: in dragons hey let us know.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: An important note on snakes they will stain your patio
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: We lit snakes one year.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Two years ago.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Two years ago, and the stains are still there.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: We have snake stains.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Snake stains. Yeah, see, we always did it on the
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: blacktop part.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, we have a light concrete. That's not good.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Forever we'll remember the snakes. A monument, if you will,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: to the snakes in all their glory.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Until the rain came and turned them all mushy.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: The stains are still there.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Yes, they are.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: That's the thing.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: They're snakes. So you'll want to remember those good times.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Of snakes.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: I'm kind of afraid of fireworks to a certain extent. Like,
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: when I was little.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: Little poppers get you, don't they?
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: Not little poppers. But when I was little, like one
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: of the jumping jacks, like... chased me and burned my
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: foot so i'm a little afraid chased her into the
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: garage you never let bottle rockets out of your butt
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: crack i see a lot of videos of that on
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: the internet wow no but i didn't used to know
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: someone who loved to light them from his mouth so.
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: Nice the dangers of fourth of july nothing bad ever
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: happened to him unfortunately but it did always turn his
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: face black which was funny.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, the early days of jackass.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Wow. All right, on that note, I guess we will
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: wrap up the Geek Week here and take a break.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Your fire safety warning. Oh, God, help us.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: We are not responsible if you light yourself on fire.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: Don't try this at home, kids.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Definitely. We'll be back with What's the Bug? I just
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: can't stop it. I just can't stop it.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Ooh.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Girl, I said, ooh.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: The whole family is getting together to show Dad how
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: much he's appreciated. It's so nice to have a man
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: around the house. But here's an extra surprise. Somebody's giving
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: the whole family to the most enjoyable gift of all.
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: Get there?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Take Dad and the family on a pleasure-filled outing to
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: the movies at our special Father's Day show Sunday, June 21st.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: I want to thank all of you for making it
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: possible for me to go to college. I won't let
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: you down. Your tuition check bounced. My tuition check bounced.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: Let go, let go, let go.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Get out of my room. Yo, without even hearing my plan. Fly.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: A house party. House party. The mother of house parties, man.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: A pajama jammy jam.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: All proceeds going to the Christopher Robinson Scholarship Fund.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: You hear that, Black? What's going on, man?
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Name's Jamal. Talk white.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: You'll love the rap.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Everybody knows about this part but.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: The three of you. I know, right?
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: What's up with that?
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Hit and play. Full force. Tisha Campbell.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Iman.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Queen Latifah. And Martin Lawrence.
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: It's the slaminest party ever.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: House party.
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: Hey kids, are you ready for Mid-America's largest genre film festival?
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: That's right, it's time for the 6th annual Fright Night
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: Film Fest, coming to you July 30th through August 1st
• 27:58
  Speaker 9: in Louisville, Kentucky.
• 28:00
  Speaker 11: Featuring special guests, director, producer, Oscar winner, and living legend,
• 28:04
  Speaker 11: Roger Corman. Plus a Dawn of the Dead reunion, a
• 28:07
  Speaker 11: Night of the Creeps reunion, the Girls of the Nightmare
• 28:10
  Speaker 11: on Elm Street films, plus a.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: 25th anniversary Fright Night reunion.
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: All that plus the Georgetown drive-in experience, live music, and
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: more horror merchandise that you'll know what.
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: To do with.
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: And even an appearance from the Movie Meltdown Gang. So
• 28:22
  Speaker 9: come on out and join us July 30th through August 1st.
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: For more details on the show, update your guest list,
• 28:27
  Speaker 9: or to get your tickets, go to Fright Night Film
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: Fest dot com.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Fright Night Film Fest is my favorite film festival. Hands down.
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: This is John Stalberg Jr. and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: Where are you?
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: Where are you?
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, call it.
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: Fame, fame, fame, fame.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: At the time, though, he still had, it was that
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Checker career, wasn't it? Or was it the end of Cheers?
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: It was a long time ago, but.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: He still had brown hair.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he still had he still had somewhat of a career.
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: So i don't know he did that becker show.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah i don't understand how it was on for as
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: long as it was nobody watched it but it was
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: on for like nine years or something i'm like how
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: did that happen.
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: I think just the.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Late night Time slot hit.
• 29:49
  Speaker 12: They sandwiched it in between the Girls Gone Wild and
• 29:53
  Speaker 12: the Crash Diet commercials.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: That's really late.
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: I think it was just so forgotten about that even
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: the producers and the people at the studio forgot to
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: cancel it.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: They were like, we were going to cancel it. What
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: was the name of that show?
• 30:04
  Speaker 12: I think they went home, left the cameras rolling, and
• 30:06
  Speaker 12: only Ted showed up.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: He made his own show.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Hi, it's the Ted show.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Nobody noticed for the last three seasons that that was
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: going on because nobody watched it.
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: Kind of like that two and a half minute show. Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: I still don't understand.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Fuck that show.
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: We have way need to bring it back into the,
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: what's the buzz?
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: What is the buzz? Tell me what is happening. All right.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: We're back with What's the Buzz?
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: Hey.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Hey.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: All right, so I'm the only one here, I think,
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: who hasn't seen and doesn't totally think it's the most
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: awesome movie ever, Tropic Thunder.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: It is pretty awesome.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: So we'll have to see what you think of this one.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: So at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards, Tom Cruise reprised
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: his role as Les Grossman, the foul-mouthed Hollywood producer, only
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: to appear dancing alongside J-Lo. But it probably was more
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: than just them having fun, because everything's very calculated on
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: these shows, especially that one. More than likely, it was
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: a ploy to keep the character in the public consciousness because...
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Paramount Pictures and MTV Films are working to put together
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: a spin-off film based on Tom Cruise's character in Tropic Thunder.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: He's probably my least favorite part of the movie.
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: I forgot he was in it.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: He's got to get his payday today.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know it was him until the movie
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: was almost over.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh wait, that's Tom Cruise.
• 31:34
  Speaker 12: That's the thing, he's got to keep it going because
• 31:35
  Speaker 12: sooner or later he's going to fade.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Well, now we know what he's going to look like
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: when he gets old.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: You're Tom Cruise, you're a nut job.
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: I'm kind of glad that they're not putting him in
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: every movie anymore anyway. He's kind of fallen out of popularity.
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: I mean, he still does a lot of movies.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're still coming out, but he's still... It's that
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: weird mixture of people... Still kind of go see his stuff,
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: but nobody likes him, which is really weird because usually
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: you don't get that. Usually once you've pissed off the
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: general public, you're done. They don't go see your stuff anymore.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: I'm pissed off at him for ruining Katie Holmes.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she used to be cool.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Making her a shell of the person she used to be.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: She used to be cool. Not anymore.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: She looks so sad all the time.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Well, if you live with Tom Cruise, I'll do.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Poor girl. I want to go save her. Take her
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: a sandwich.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: I was hanging out with his cousin all weekend.
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: I know. Tom Cruise's cousin?
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's one of the main guys that helps them
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: run that film festival.
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: Is he like, yeah, he's a total douche.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: You can ask him next time. He went to high
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: school here. Yeah.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: In fact, my ex-boss used to be in, they were
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: in the same class together. He hates him.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Did you ask him if Suri is actually an alien baby?
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I steer clear of most of them.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Alien baby.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Could very well be, though.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, gosh.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: So, I don't know. That's almost the only thing people
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: have responded well to that Tom Cruise has done in
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: the last five or six years, so I guess that's
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: probably why. He's probably trying to get back on people's
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: good side and be like, hey, everybody liked when I
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: danced around like an old man. Why don't I make
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: an entire movie out of it?
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think you need an entire movie out
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: of that.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: You got just enough in Tropic Thunder.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Tropic Thunder, yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: That met its quota.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: He was one of my.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: least favorite characters.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: That's what I just said.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Kind of hoping they would come back and blow him up.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: That never happened.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Watch Matthew McConaughey. They need to give him a movie.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: They just give him bad romantic comedy.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: I know, but he was funny.
• 33:37
  Speaker 12: Misty just wants about an hour and a half of
• 33:40
  Speaker 12: him sitting playing bongos naked.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: I would watch that over and over again.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, Luke.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, Lord.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Bongos. Well, this one seems more troublesome because it's got
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Ben Stiller involved. And I know he was in Tropic
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Thunder and put it together. But still, I'm so hit
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: and miss with Ben Stiller and mostly miss in the
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: last 10 years. So I don't know. They're already selling
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: it like this ridiculous. They're going along with this crazy
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: shtick that they keep doing with it because Ben Stiller
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: is quoted as saying, Les Grossman's life story is an
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: inspiring tale of the classic human struggle to achieve greatness
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: against all odds. He's assured me he plans to, quote,
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: fucking kill the shit out of this movie and make
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Citizen fucking Kane look like a piece of crap home
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: movie by the time we're done with it, and I'm
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: honored to work with him. Wow. So, like, even the
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: quote is a quote, and they're both fake. You know,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, the whole thing is just already layered
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: in so much bullshit, and I'm kind of like, ugh.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: It's kind of like The Hills.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: I've always been really confused by that show. It's supposed
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: to be real, but it's fake.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Or it's supposed to be fake, but it's real. I
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: can't decide. I'll sum it up. It sucks. I don't know.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I've never watched it.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: If you watch it and take it seriously, you're an idiot.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: It's 95% plastic. The entire show.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Can't they just recycle them all? Melt them down into
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: a water bottle?
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: That would be amazing.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: They got the IQ of a water bottle.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Fleshbeard. God, I hate that guy.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: Actually, I'm sorry for insulting you, water bottle. You plastic
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: goodness that contained my water.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, this is like a whole series they've been
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: doing of this spinoff movies for these side characters. I mean,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: that's how the Steve Carell got Evan Almighty. He was
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: the spinoff from the last movie. And then the Russell Brand,
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: his new get him to the Greek rock star is
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: the same guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. So they're continuing
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: this little process of trying to, you know, spin it
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: off and make more money off this already probably dead property.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Does he come up with anything original?
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Are there spin-off characters for every character in every movie?
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: I mean, it worked in Happy Days, but I think
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: the spin-off is dead.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Did it really? When did it really work? Did it really?
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: I love Mork and Mindy.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Mork, I guess, was about, well, you know.
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: Wasn't Laverne and Shirley a spin-off?
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Laverne and Shirley was.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Joni and Chachi was awesome.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know about that. That's the one I
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: was originally thinking. I was like, that was no good.
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: There were a ton of spinoffs from Happy Days that
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: were awesome.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Wait, that's all of the family. I'm just going to
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: tie them all together now.
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: But I mean, those were awesome. Now when Family Guy
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: does it, not so awesome. But I don't think Family
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: Guy is that awesome to begin with.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: It's sad that I like American Dad better. And nobody
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: watches American Dad. I still think it's funnier.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: I don't like that one.
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: Now there's like Another one coming out.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: And his movie. Don't forget his movie.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: We have the Quagmire show.
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: That'd be maybe kind of funny. I might watch that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: That's too much.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: So this September, we see the release of The Ward,
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: which is the first theatrical release from veteran horror director
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: John Carpenter in a long time. And I didn't really stop. Well,
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: I kind of knew, but I didn't do the math
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: on how long it's been since he's had a movie
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: people really liked. It's been a long damn time. It's
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: been 2001 since Ghost of Mars. Before that, it was
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Vampires in 98.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: 98? 98.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: It's been a long damn time.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: I slept during that one, I think.
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: I was super excited to see that movie. I was
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: in 7th grade.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I slept through it. I took a nap.
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: I watched it in theaters.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: I went to the theater, too, and saw it at Tinseltown.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: I don't remember. I think it was free.
• 37:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Nobody would have seen it. I don't know. Oh, so yeah,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: he has now signed on to direct the next one.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: We've got The Ward is already coming out this year,
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: and then he's signed on to do another vampire-themed movie
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: called Fangland. Based on a 2008 novel by John Marks,
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Fangland is the story of a TV producer for a
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: network news magazine show who is sent on assignment to Transylvania,
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: which leads her to a New York office being flooded
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: with creepy deliveries and messages. Hilary Swank has been attached
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: to Star as the reporter.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Ugh.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see, thank you. It's not just me.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, honestly, I know everybody kind of hates
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: Hilary Swank, but she's like, everything she does gets an Oscar.
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: I really don't see her doing this movie.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: That's what's weird, is that she's doing this weird, I mean,
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: even with Carpenter involved, I mean, it's still kind of
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: a cheesy horror movie.
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: I mean, come on, he doesn't really, like, get the
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: biggest names out there.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: No.
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: Hires had like james woods.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: And gets no respect period so it's like he yeah
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: even as influential as he's been in the in the
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: movie world it's like in the real world in the
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: award scene it's like nobody's given him any oscars so
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: yeah it's weird that she's attached to it and it's
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: her big old horsey teeth see that's the thing i'm
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: gonna have to i'm gonna have to pull a misty
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: here and say the reason i don't like her is
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: her face They didn't bribe her with apples.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: That's how you paid her. Apples and wheat.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: They'll give you an apple cart.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: She is a pretty good actress, but there's this big
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: hump you have to get over when she's in a role.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Her hump is her teeth.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: It's her face. I don't know.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: In particular, her face.
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: It's her teeth.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: They're big old horse choppers.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: It's just such an uphill battle to like anything she's in.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: But I mean, it's like, I will acknowledge she's a
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: good actress, but I just can't get past it. I
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: just am not. It's a hard sell for me. I
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: So.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: It's weird that she's in this anyway.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Can you picture those big old choppers as vampire teeth?
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: God, you're in trouble.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: I can picture her in bunnicula.
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: Oh, I wish they'd make bunnicula into a movie.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: No, you don't want it.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: We'll be complaining about that in like two weeks. How
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: can they do that?
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: You say that now.
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: Maybe they should give it to Wes Anderson.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: Nah.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: See, there you go. Stop motion Benicula. That might be
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: worth doing.
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: That would be so cool.
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: Oh, Lord.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, the Final Land script is adapted by screenwriter
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Mark Wheaton, who wrote the 2007's The Messengers, starring your
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: favorite girl.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Downy face.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: And co-wrote the Friday the 13th remake. So I don't
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: know if this is the best way to go anyway.
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: I like The Messengers.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Even with Downy face? Even with her stupid lip-bitey thing?
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: I want to punch her in her face. Not you.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: I'm going to punch Kristen Stewart right in her stupid face.
• 40:11
  Speaker 7: She looks different in the new Twilight movie that's coming out.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: More downy? I don't know.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: She looks different from the first one to the second one.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Because when I went back and watched part of it,
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I still haven't made it all the way through the
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: first one. You have to come over and watch the reference.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Version of it.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: I'm all for it.
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: I really just think her face is too pointy. I
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: don't think she has downs in her face because your
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: face is like Not pointy in, like, she's got elf face.
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: I don't know, that scene in the first one where
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: she's going, like, after she got bit and she starts
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: making those weird faces, I think that's where it came from.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: She was all like, um, and then, yeah.
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: In Twilight?
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: We're not having a kid because God was so punishing.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: He would.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, he would.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: After she got bit by the vampire and she's on
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: the floor making weird faces.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 40:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 7: I just, that movie was so awful I just blocked
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: it out of my memory completely.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Alright, moving on.
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: Made me think of Twilight with cheeseburgers.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Never saw that video. It's, never mind.
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: It's Twilight but instead of eating people they eat cheeseburgers
• 41:10
  Speaker 8: and he gives the cheeseburger a piggyback ride.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: That's not any less realistic than the movie itself, really.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: He falls in love with a cheeseburger and he gives
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: it a piggyback ride.
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: Sounds like Night of the Living Bread.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: That was awesome. Alright, so a year ago, Ryan Reynolds
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: had not yet been cast in the currently filming Green Lantern,
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: and much less that they hadn't even broke news that
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: anybody was. The viability of Green Lantern as the next
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: big Warner Brothers project was still sort.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Of up in the air until an amazing fan.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Trailer appeared starring Nathan Fillion.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: As Hal Jordan.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, that was awesome.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: I totally watched that movie. I want that movie is
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: what I want. Fuck Ryan Reynolds. I want Nathan Fillion.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Just in general.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: That's true, actually.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: I want Nathan Fillion in every movie. He should be
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: in every movie, and I would watch them all.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: So that hit YouTube and became the big sensation, and
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: they sort of took notice of that when they greenlit
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: the Green Lantern process.
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: Greenlit the Green Lantern. Yeah.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: So taking that into account, that trailer was created by
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Texas media director Jaron Pitts as a labor of love,
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: and he just took it upon himself to do so,
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: like all geeks do when they make these things. But
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: it so impressed them that he's recently been approached by
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Hollywood producers to create a similar trailer for a movie
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: they're working on called Technotice using clips of Mila Jovovich. Wait, Jovovich.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: I forgot. She pronounces it Jovovich.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: I didn't know that until the fourth kind or whatever
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: that means.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: She's still Jovovich.
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: I don't care.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: But she says Jovovich.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: No, still Jojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojo.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: It's been picked up by Warner Brothers. They're legendary pictures.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: And the story itself, it's the story of an art
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: student in the year 2074 who gets a chip implanted
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: to improve her studies. but finds that she gets more
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: than she expected.
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: Uh-oh.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Dun-dun-dun. She becomes some sort of crazy techno creature. Super assassin.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: She's got, like... She's got, like.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Jesus. She's got, like, wiring growing into her arms and
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: all kinds of crazy shit. It does actually, like, the
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: original version of it looked kind of interesting, so if
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: they could do a cool version of that, I'd be
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: up for that. If they do just another crappy version,
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: So.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: I did watch it. The trailer's kind of fun. There's
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: a lot of images that are all kind of pulled
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: from Resident Evil movies. It's very pieced together. There's other stuff.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not even sure where they get it from, but
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: it does look good, and it is sort of pieced
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: together into one big thing. So once again, he's done
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: a good job. So it's kind of interesting that they're
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: now going to the geeks out there and having them
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: make these, like, Starter trailers almost. Let's give people an
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: idea of what we want before we even get any funding,
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: before we get anything on it.
• 44:12
  Speaker 12: What better way to advertise to geeks than have geeks
• 44:15
  Speaker 12: make the advertising?
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: You don't want some.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: That geeks with Mila. You get some.
• 44:22
  Speaker 12: Hollywood corporate that's completely out of touch with their audience.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: They release something that's stupid. Most of them are just
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: going to turn against it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Marmite.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: That's what happens when you let corporate get involved.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Marmaduke.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: You make Marmaduke.
• 44:37
  Speaker 7: You know, for some reason, if there were ever a
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: movie with Nathan Fillion and Mila Jovovich, I see a
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: VHS with words written on it that say, like, Disney
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: movies on Miss T & J' s nightstand.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: I think I see what's going on.
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, that's just, you know, kind of encouraging for
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: the rest of the geeks out there making their little
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: fan trailers. You know, you might get a job from.
• 45:05
  Speaker 9: That one day.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Awesome.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: More power to the geeks. All right, so this is
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: just a test. Does anybody here know who Kim Kardashian
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: actually is? Like, aside from reality television, why is she.
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: She has a really big butt.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Why is she famous?
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: She's Bruce Jenner's stepdaughter.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's better than most people, because I had to
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: look it up today. I knew the name. I know
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: her films. Didn't she bang some football player? Yeah, she
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: did at Portland. video thingy again those don't really count
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: as legitimate to.
• 45:32
  Speaker 12: Me who is she famous she's actually famous for something.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: She's famous for having a.
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: Big old ass she's like Paris Hilton minus like being
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: an heiress but they're like I think they used to
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: be friends so she's just like the same person these
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: are all.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: People that don't exist yeah well but they're everywhere and
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: I'm just like I hate fake celebrities I'm like if
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: you're a celebrity at least do something to get your
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: celebrity status like She's, yeah, all she's got is sort
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: of family and reality television, neither of which, you know,
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: entitles you to be. I do not.
• 46:06
  Speaker 12: Acknowledge your existence and I don't acknowledge your celebrity status.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: Nothing.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: It's ridiculous. So, that having been said, this may be
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: complete nonsense.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to piss people off, I think, because
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: I know where you're going with this.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to bring it up because I think
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: it's funny. And, yeah, I like throwing out things that could...
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, it is the buzz. That's why I like
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: throwing them out there, because it's far from.
• 46:28
  Speaker 11: Fact, so.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: There is a report this week that Kim Kardashian is
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: in talks with Warner Brothers to star in the reboot
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: of the Tomb Raider franchise.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: It's retarded.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: No, first of all, they also say an unnamed source
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: reported this, which means bullshit. That's internet bullshit.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: They can't shit her ass in Laura Croft's pants.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: But no, this is what I think is funny. They
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: reported saying that this will be something very different to
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Angelina's Laura. It's going to suck. Kim has wanted to
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: play a far more comic strip version of Laura. Which
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: would be shot in 3D. Big surprise.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, you don't want that ass in 3D.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: And aimed at a teen audience. Teen audience? What teens
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: know what Lara Croft is?
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, really, none of them.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Nobody.
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: I mean, Tomb Raider isn't even a game anymore. I mean,
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: it's just like it's a moot point.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, kids today are ADHD and have the attention
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: span of a gnat like most of us here do.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: So, I mean, really, yeah.
• 47:23
  Speaker 12: That's like making a Laurel and Hardy movie that's targeting
• 47:27
  Speaker 12: the teens because.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: They know who the fuck Laurel and Hardy is.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: I was going with the video games. Let's make a
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Burger Time movie because the kids love Burger Time.
• 47:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: We'll do a Marx Brothers movie.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, how do tweens know what the hell
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: any of this crap is? Because that's your target audience.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know. So I thought that was really funnier
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: than the story, which is probably totally fake. But the
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: fact that Any of the stuff that keeps getting remade
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: and they're shooting for this new teen audience and I'm
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: like teens could give a rat's ass about all the
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: stuff that again the corporations think is the cool thing
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: and we're going to bring it back and kids are
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: going to love it and it never happens.
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: This is what happens when this is like. these big
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: production companies making these movies it's like when your mom
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: tries to buy you a gift that you like and
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: she's like almost in the right direction but she misses
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: the mark by quite.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: A bit yeah you know i've gotten many of those
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: gifts yeah for many family members actually.
• 48:21
  Speaker 7: Like this is you know like uh like i like
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: stuff that has polka dots sometimes and me getting stuff
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: with betty boop all over it from my family they're
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: like you've kind of, like, retro stuff. Here's this Betty
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: Boop purse or socks or whatever, you know? Something like that.
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: Where it's just like, hey, kids love Lara Croft. Kids
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: love to play Tomb Raider.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: That's them video games. They're all video games. This is
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: the same thing.
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: That was, like, when I was a kid.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Like, that.
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: I mean, not that that was that long ago, but,
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Long enough that it's made a difference in the video
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: games that are cool.
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: I mean, that movie came out when I was in
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: high school. I could have... had a kid by then
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: that they would be marketing this to so yeah.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: That's scaring them itself really but yeah yeah so i
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: don't know even if this weren't complete bullshit i mean
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: you know laura croft at that point came from an
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: actress who won an oscar already so are we gonna
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: buy kim kardashian as a british archaeologist i don't think
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: so it's too stupid.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: Of a doorknob to be a british archaeologist.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: Archaeologists don't have ass like that I'm harping on the
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: ass because it's big.
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: I mean, I do think she's pretty and all, but.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I think Lara Croft is supposed to be active.
• 49:35
  Speaker 12: She's supposed to be an active person, be able to
• 49:37
  Speaker 12: do flips and stuff, and I don't see Kim Kardashian
• 49:39
  Speaker 12: pulling off any damn flips.
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: I mean, if she were to fall... She'd bounce.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: She'd bounce.
• 49:47
  Speaker 10: Boing.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: Boing.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: I'm Kim Kardashian. I'm an active gal with an active lifestyle.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: doing tampon commercials now that i could see actually i.
• 49:59
  Speaker 7: Can't wait till she comes out with an album oh i.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Can't believe she hasn't actually she probably already has and
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: we're just so out of the loop we we haven't.
• 50:06
  Speaker 8: Heard it could be worse it could be khan kardashian
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: her older sister who looks like khan oh yeah you know.
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: It's really weird because i mean she's i think she's
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: pretty but all of her sisters look like creepy transvestites
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: the one that had a kid courtney I don't know.
• 50:24
  Speaker 7: All their names begin with a K, which is totally stupid. Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kimmy, Kennedy.
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: I don't know. It could go on forever. They could
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: have as many kids as they want. They can just
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: start making up names that begin with K.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: And they will.
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: Or names that should begin with C, like Khloe.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Kourtney.
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, start it with a K.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they are Kardashians. They can sell whatever they want.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: All right, this final story isn't the remake of the week,
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: but it's, I guess, the sequel of the week. So
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it's going to annoy us just as much
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: as they usually do. And technically, this story hit about
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: a month ago, but I hadn't really heard anything about it.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: And after last week's show, I thought we better bring
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: it up and see if you guys knew about it. But, yeah,
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: after we recorded last week's show, I was typing in
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: something into Google on the Dark Crystal. And before I
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: was even done typing, it popped up with Dark Crystal 2.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: Electric Boogaloo.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Electric Boogaloo, as it should be.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: So, at that point, yeah, a cold chill ran up
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: my spine.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: It's going to be CGI. It's going to have Zac Efron.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: As Fizgig.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: No, I like Fizgig. It'll be Shia.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: He does kind of look like Fizgig. He's got the hair.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: So it's official. A sequel to The Dark Crystal is coming,
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: and the directors of Daybreakers will be putting it together.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: The film will be called The Power of the Dark Crystal,
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: and inevitably enough, it's going to be shot for 3D screens. Yay!
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: No surprise there. It's going to be CG. It's going
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: to be made in Australia with Brian and Lisa Henson
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: among the executive producers, which means really far away and
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: has nothing to do with it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah, basically they'll get a phone call and say, should
• 52:02
  Speaker 12: we go with green on this one creature's frock?
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: And we're like, I don't care. Are we going to
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: make money off this? I hope, because we don't make
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: money much anymore. That's all you get. So, yeah, I
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: don't know. The script has been written by Craig Pierce,
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: the directors are chosen, and they are Peter and Michael Spirig,
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: I guess is their last name, both of the guys
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: who did Daybreakers. So, again, that's a very different look
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: and movie and direction for The Dark Crystal.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know. So they, yeah, the directors are quoted
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: as saying, We feel a tremendous amount of responsibility in
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: telling this story with the same meticulous care that Jim
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Henson and Frank Oz gave the 1982 original. I'm not
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: buying any of this so far. This is a chance
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: to take the world of puppetry into the modern age.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Which means CG.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Using modern techniques like motion capture CGI. And the tried
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: and true methods like real puppetry. to create a 100%
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: real world that is unique to the Dark Crystal.
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: No.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I don't see it happening.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: I'm going to pass on this.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so, I don't know. The press statement also details
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: the plot of the film, which is already bad news
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: as well. Set hundreds of years after the events of
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: the first movie, when the world has once again fallen
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: into darkness, which makes the first movie pointless, Power of
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: the Dark Crystal follows the adventures of a mysterious girl
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: made of fire.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Together with a gelfling outcast.
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: Is it like Shark Boy and Lockwood or something?
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Who gets help from a kid at the local school.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: Is Tyler Lockwood going to be in this one?
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: Yes, of course.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: He's in everything now. So they steal the shard of
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: the legendary crystal in an attempt to reignite the dying sun.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: So now it's become the sunshine. But this makes no sense.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: To reignite the dying sun that exists in the center
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: of the planet. won't that just kill everyone i mean
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: if there were a sun in your planet and you
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: ignited it you'd all burn i don't understand anything going
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: on fire well but the gelflings aren't made of fire
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: you're gonna well they already did the first time around
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: they killed them all i mean.
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: Come on there are only two gelflings so if there's
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: more than like four gelflings that means like Jen and
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: Kira made babies, and then those babies procreated with each other.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: Maybe there were more of them.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Makes sense in the Bible. I thought they were all
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: in the first place.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: And then he found her, and maybe there was more.
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: Maybe they're like, oh, we were just in hiding.
• 54:28
  Speaker 8: Maybe.
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: We were Anne Franken up in this bitch.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Maybe they just started fighting. Maybe they were just crossbreeding
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: with those potato face people. We're going to have a
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: whole new bunch of weird little potato face gilflings.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, that would be ugly babies.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Potato gilflings.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Scary.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: Does that look like a rumor, Wilson?
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: Oh!
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: We've been working on that one for like a.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: This is why I love you.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: I've been working on that one for like a year now.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: It's been working off in the rafters somewhere waiting to
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: leap out.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: You like that one?
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: I'm so proud of you.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Phantom of the podcast. Oh, wow.
• 55:13
  Speaker 12: It doesn't happen often, but every once in a while,
• 55:16
  Speaker 12: I drop one.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Poor girl.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm still giving you Tupacalypse now. That's my next hit.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: That was pretty awesome.
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: I don't know. Dark Crystal 2 Electric Blue is pretty good.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: I say that about every sequel. They should all be electric.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: So yeah, that will round out this first half of
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: the show.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Round it out like a potato.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: But as we go out here, we're going to play
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: something we referenced a couple of weeks back. If you
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: remember a few episodes ago when we were joined by
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Eddie from The Empires.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Eddie's got pretty eyes.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: I specifically paused to give you time to comment on
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: his pretty eyes. So, Marlena, do you want to add
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: some comments about him?
• 56:00
  Speaker 7: He's a very nice guy.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: You're supposed to use teen-beat words like dreamy. He's so dreamy. Yeah,
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: thank you. Oh, wow. So while Eddie was here, he
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: mentioned that they were doing a remix on the opening
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: theme that we usually use that they had done. So
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: he sent me this email this week with it, and
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: he says, This mix is some VIP shit. It's only
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: available to our limited edition CDs, which I think they're
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: only making about 100 of, and the CDs are only
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: available to our live shows and a select handful of
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: locally owned record shops across the country. So there you go.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: It has been remixed by DJ Wally Wonder, and his
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: website is djwallywonder.tumblr.com. So if you like it, go check
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: it out. I'm still kind of partial to the original, but,
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: you know, if you like some DJ Wally Wonder, you know,
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: go check him out.
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: Can I just say that I think the Empires need
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: to have their songs remixed by that same guy that
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: does the I'm a Ninja song?
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Diantwood? Yeah, Diantwood, yeah. If you haven't seen this video, yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Diantwood.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go YouTube it. What's their name again?
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: Die Antwood Ninja.
• 57:12
  Speaker 12: I've already made everybody at work suffer through it, too.
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, Jesus.
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: We could.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: Do that.
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: God, that was second-hand for so long.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: All right. So with that, we will invite you to
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: come back and join us for the second half of
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: the show, where we will be discussing this week's Sofa
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Theater feature, Blue Velvet.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: Awesome.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Come back and join us.
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 58:53
  Speaker 11: Bye.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: What is in this mysterious package?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Is the wizard finally to come into the open? Be
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: sure to see Robin Meets the Wizard, Chapter 8.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Of Batman and Robin, at this theater next week.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: This show is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: edited by Brian Renfro, with opening music performed by The Empires.
• 1:00:41
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