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Tom Segura Was The Cancer Plaguing Christina P | She Finally Breaks Her Silence · Papa Gut

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Wow, guys, look at this handsome fella with his beautiful wife.
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I like his wife. She's not quite the Katherine
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Hahn, you know, if you if you know, you know.
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But she's I like her. She's cute, she's fun.
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But anyway, they're getting divorced.
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We already knew that. But a couple videos here that I
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want to react to. This one's called, the first one
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is called She's about to expose him so hard, a little bit of
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pretext. And then we got a nice, she
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finally broke her silence. That's the one I'm more
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interested in watching. But I want to get a little build
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up, a little crescendo. I want to edge ourselves up to
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We're going to goon up to this moment.
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So yeah, ma'am, now that we got the plug out of the way, let's
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have some fun. All right?
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Let's get this farty sharded baby.
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We're never getting a divorce, just so you know, like you're.
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Wow, she's like a psychic but in the reverse direction.
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You're in it. At least until our kids are
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grown. Damn.
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I guess their kids are grown now.
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Not fucking happening, Segura. We're in it for life.
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I feel you hear me. I feel like now that you look
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back and you see this, it's like, oh, what was going on
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behind the scenes that like, prompted her to feel like she
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needed to say this, 'cause my wife would never feel like she
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would need to say this, something like this to me.
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I love my wife very much, you know?
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So it's like what the fuck? So I am not doing this to my
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kids ever, you hear me? What do we do?
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They're not. What do we do?
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These problems Pretend like we're not.
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What's wrong with stand ups? Like what is that?
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Is it like a fame thing? I could imagine there's listen,
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fat men with they get famous, there's a problem, they have a
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problem, there's a fucking problem with them guys.
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They're fucking aged, you know what I'm saying?
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Oh my God, pretend like we're happy forever.
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Well, you better start eating my scrum.
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What is the scrum? Is that like a stain or
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something? Babe, I'm already getting
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implants. I'm already getting the chest
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tats, the neck tats. So by now you've probably seen
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the news that Tom Segura and Christina P are officially
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getting a divorce. Which?
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Terrible stuff. Good for her man.
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She looks so nice. You know what I mean of.
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Course came as a huge surprise to absolutely no one.
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I mean, what are the I'm going. To be real with you, I wasn't
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super dialed in on this, so it was surprising to me.
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But especially since Tom Segura is kind of ugly dude and his
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trustee is like is attractive. But I think that he seems like
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the kind of guy that doesn't really care about like a woman's
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personality or anything. I think he doesn't care about
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that at all. He probably gets off to like the
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power, I guess. I don't know.
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Odds that the self entitled multimillionaire comedian who
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seems to be having a full blown midlife crisis decides to split
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from his wife and the mother of his two kids right after.
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When I have my midlife crisis, dude, I'm just going to get a
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hellcat. I'm just going to get a hellcat,
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you know what I mean? I'm going to have a hellcat, not
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going to have a dad. I'm going to be afraid of dogs.
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I'm going to like anime. I mean, I got to like big thick
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white girls, you know what I'm saying?
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My midlife crisis, It's going to be a dark one, but not in a bad
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way, you know what I'm saying? You know, it's going to be a
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good. It's going to be good.
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That's all I'm saying. Dude, I'm ready for it.
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Losing a bunch of weight and landing an Emmy nomination?
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Like what? A completely unpredictable and
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shocking turn of events. But being that neither.
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Also pretty like unthankful man, like my wife's, my wife has made
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me, I think decent. I would have been much worse if
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I didn't have her. So it's like, you know, show
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some appreciation of the woman that you've been with through
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like your your rising. You know, I kind of think it's
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to be like, oh, you know, I got so popular while I was with her.
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We built like an entire, we built it like a podcast, like
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empire together. You know, she's partially
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responsible for success and oh, I'm going to leave her.
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Bye. Gross.
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You know what I mean? It's just like, it just feels, I
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feel. Sure of them have officially
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addressed it on their podcasts yet since, according to
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Christina, the podcasts currently coming out were filmed
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in advance, fans of the show have begun digging up old clips
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trying to figure out what may have led to their divorce and
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surprise. Little parasocial, but you know.
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Surprise, folks, everything points to this most likely being
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Tom's fault. No way.
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Also, didn't Tom get like a bunch of money from his, like,
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fucking real estate investor Dad?
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Isn't he like a nepo baby? Yeah, that makes sense.
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So he he broke himself in half on a basketball court and then
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he lost a bunch of weight. Yeah.
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I don't know what it is about the people losing weight and
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then deciding that they just want to move on, like from their
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partner. I think it's kind of fucking.
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It's just it it just to me shows that you never really loved your
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partner. It was just like you felt like
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that was the best you could do. Like I I honestly, I saw my
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wife. I saw my wife yesterday.
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She was not really a gig pissed. She's like, what the I was like,
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I just want to get like lean, a little leaner.
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I still want to be fat, but I want to be like leaner and
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muscular and I want you. I told, I said I want you to
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gain weight. She's like, no, she doesn't want
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to. She doesn't want to gain weight.
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But I was like, yeah, dude, I don't know.
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There's something hot. Isn't there something kind of
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hot about the about like, kind of like a fucking like muscular
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guy and like a thick, a fucking thick fucking woman.
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You know, there's something sexy about it.
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I don't really know what it is, but the aesthetic makes my penis
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hard. That was censored from what I
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was going to say. OK, but there's something about
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that aesthetic that's like, Oh yeah, that's fucking hot.
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I don't know what it is. It's giving John Cena, if that
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makes sense. You know what I mean?
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It's giving John Cena. I like it.
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I mean, for starters, Tom's basically never at home.
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Like he's essentially been doing his year round comedy tour
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across the world for a super long time, which was clearly a
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huge issue with them that they were dealing with behind the
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scenes. OK, you have two kids.
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How old? I like this guy.
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I think 6:00 and 4:00. OK, so this is like almost like
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abusive, right? How much he tours?
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Yeah. Yeah, damn.
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True. They're only six and four.
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Horrible. And that's an issue?
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Is that an issue? Yeah.
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And what will you talk about it? Oh, on on air on this show, No.
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But in private, yeah, it's horrible.
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Look at her. Look at her, I'm not trying to
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be that guy, but like, look at how she's like trying to smile
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through it. She's like, yeah, it's horrible,
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but she doesn't have the tonnage, you know, 'cause she's
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like trying not to get like worked up, you know what I mean?
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I don't know, that is fucked up though.
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Like, I mean, I don't know, dude.
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I feel like I dude, I don't know, you know, I, I get it when
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you have to do it. I don't get it when you don't
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have to do it. Does that sound?
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I mean, I know that maybe that's oversimplifying it, but like I
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understand truck drivers who are home like once a week and
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they're that because they're providing, they have to provide.
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But when you have like a successful podcast and you don't
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have to be doing what you're doing and you can figure out how
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to make like a concession or accommodations or be like
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intelligent about it. Or I just feel like, you know,
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you, you maybe you don't love your kids very much.
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I, I don't know, dude, I just, you know, I would fucking, I
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would feel terrible about not being around my fucking my wife
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and kids for for such a long time.
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That would just be like a no go for me again, unless I had to.
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Like I understand having to, but he doesn't have to.
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That's one of the great parts about being like really
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successful, right, is that you can make some of your own rules.
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So I think if you can avoid being away from your kids, you
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should try to be around your kids more unless he doesn't like
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his kids or his wife. Wait a minute, he's getting a
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divorce. I truly, I guess the biggest
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question I'd have here is like how active do you think he's
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going to be with his kids after like they get the divorce?
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Cause you know, all signs points to a really good direction so
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far. OK, how old are the kids again?
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4:00 and 6:00. That's.
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Fucking crazy. Yeah, they're formative years.
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OK. It did 4:00 and 6:00.
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You like your fucking life, Christina?
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So Thompson just such like an entitled bitch thing to say.
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Oh, do you like your life? It's like you guys are already
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rich. You know your daddy gave you
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like a a trust fund anyway, right?
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You guys already have the money. You don't.
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I doubt that. She's like, yeah, I, you know,
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we're already millionaires. I just hope we can be like 5
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millionaires, you know? Oh man, my life's so much
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better. You get to a point where the
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money is like, it's, it's irrelevant at a certain point,
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you know, like touring that much is like just fucked up on your
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kids, man, more than anything else.
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You know, I get you don't want to be around your own fucking
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wife. What about your kids?
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The girl constantly being out of the house while on his comedy
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tour was definitely a huge issue for them, but they were clearly
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making it work since Christina. She was making it work.
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Tours a lot too, and they both have super busy schedules as
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comedians. Therefore, fans are starting to
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think that a bigger. It's clear to me that there's
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like a disproportionate problem in his direction if like that
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just based on the conversation that we just saw though.
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More glaringly obvious reason as to why they may have split is
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actually pretty simple. Like Tom Segura over the past
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year or so has gotten in incredible shape and has been
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really trying hard to become like the next big comedy movie
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star I guess. Well, I did see that guy that I
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think fucks 16 or 17 year olds. Oh, get it, 67 Jerry Seinfeld
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talking about how once you lose your your physicality, you kind
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of lose your I mean, you kind of just like lose your career,
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which does make sense. He's got to keep that energy up,
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you know, especially when you want to sleep with teenagers.
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Am I right? Am I right?
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Am I right, Jerry? Can I call you James?
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Look, it seems like this guy truly wants to be the next Will
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Ferrell at the ripe age of 47, so.
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What the new one didn't Will Ferrell get fatter for fun
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because it was funny? Is that actually what?
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He's somehow become even more self absorbed than he already
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was as he's really trying to become the actor that he's
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always wanted to be. And he's admitted that this has
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been his biggest dream all along.
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Like when he first moved to Los Angeles, he actually didn't want
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to pursue stand up comedy at all.
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Sometimes you have to remind yourself like of what your like
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your dream like your. What is he, a fucking theatre
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nerd? What the fuck?
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He wants to be an actor. Original dream, you know, And my
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dream when I moved to LA had nothing to do with stand up.
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I never thought of stand up. Not to say that I don't.
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Sorry, 'cause I I just want to jarring I I moved to LA but he
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didn't want to do stand up. Like who the fuck moves to LA?
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What was he doing if he wasn't already doing stand up?
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That just sounds to me that he just decided to move to LA to be
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in like the the area where all the where all like the
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celebrities were. So who was funding that?
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You know what I mean? Like on ironically.
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Love doing stand up today. I I've like, I, I'm in love with
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stand up. But I moved to LA because I was
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like, oh, I want to do movies. So being that Tom was recently
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nominated for an Emmy, which he of course submitted the $300
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submission for by himself. Hey, listen, I don't.
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I respect that. I think it's safe to assume now
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that Tom Segura is the most insufferable egotistical version
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of himself. I mean this guy is really
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Larping as some sort of struggling artist these days.
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And he even had, you know what? You know what I think the
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biggest issue with the Tom Segura thing is?
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I think that I don't think the bigger issue is that they're
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getting a divorce. I think it's just the way that
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he's been acting up until the divorce, you know, and then he
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just shrouds it all in comedy. Oh, I was just making jokes.
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So it's not really that I'm not really that much of A shitty
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person. It's like OK.
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We Got It has an entire Instagram page dedicated to his
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Quote UN Quote photography, which is of course filled with
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some of the worst shots imaginable.
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Is that what he moved to LA for photography?
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I mean this dude really bought a $20,000 camera and thought that
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that qualified him as a professional photographer.
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So when you, well, again, I mean, like, you know, I don't
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think that there's an issue with that.
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He just seems to be a Dick outside of it.
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If he wants to buy, if he has the money, he wants to buy a
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$20,000 camera, good. It's better than hoarding all
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that wealth. He's just a fucking asshole to
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his wife and his own kids too. Combine that with the fact that
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he's totally slimmed. Down you can kind of see.
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How his life just totally revolves around himself, even
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more so than before. The most I ever weighed was 265.
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Damn, well he wasn't 280 so he was never a real lady.
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Holy, yeah. And what do you know, 187?
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That's insane. Yeah, so it's like what, 80 lbs?
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I feel so much better. I feel so much better.
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Of course, I'm lifting four days a week once.
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So the other difference, the big difference is that I've been, I
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dialed in not with croissants, but I've dialed in my nutrition
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a lot more. Like I eat four times a day now
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and I I'm on top of my macros, you know what I mean?
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Things I've never done. You really got into it, baby,
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What the fuck? Before.
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Why do you eat four times a day? This nutritionist just gave me
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this plan and I've I've been just doing it.
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Oh yeah, I guess that makes it easier.
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I guess it makes it easier to stick to a diet and workout plan
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when you have like a fucking, when you have like an exercise
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person doing it for you, you know?
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Yeah, so I eat 50 grams of protein at every at each of
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those 4, you know, four different meals.
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Like this dude, he'd probably eats all his meals by himself
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and probably even turn down the family dinners the rare times
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that he'd be at home with his family.
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Well this fucking guy's a fucking tear like AD one hater.
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I respect it. We're to achieve this Joe Rogan
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TRT peptide physique. So by all means this dude
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probably sees his trajectory in Hollywood and now wants to chase
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around the 20 something year old OF models instead of honorably
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being a married man. Like nothing really screams
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midlife crisis more than a picture of skinny Tom Segura in
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2026. Well, my thing is, is like, I
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don't understand why you'd want to fuck a bunch of like young OF
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girls. I don't get it.
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I mean, like, it sounds like maybe he thinks that he's going
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to be able to impress these girls who'd fucking take Dick
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for money. Oh yeah, here's my like what you
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going to do is your little Tom? Like, I don't understand it, you
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know? So when you combine that with
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him never being home, a lot of people actually speculate that
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Tom's been cheating on Christina P for a very long time.
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I wouldn't doubt it. Of course, these are just
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theories. Made by fans desperately waiting
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for Christina to break her silence and expose Tom on her
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podcast. Which is what we're watching
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next. But it is awfully suspicious how
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even his own best friend Bert Kreischer thought that Tom was
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cheating on Christina way back in 2023, which came after Tom
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didn't show up at the premiere of Bert's big movie, The.
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What? Machine like that was super out
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of character of Tom and. Well that's also really just
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shitty. What the fuck?
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He didn't show up to his like own best friends?
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What? What a fucking asshole.
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What the fuck? Holy shit what a Dick head.
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LED Bert to think about how he might actually be cheating on
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his wife. Tommy.
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Maybe he just made that rumor up because he was pissed off that
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the bird didn't show up to his a fucking event.
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That is shitty though. Like that's your best friend and
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he had like a movie thing going on and you just don't show up.
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That's really shitty. Dude, can I tell you the move of
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the year? Give me the move.
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So Tom doesn't reply. I don't like Bobby Lee.
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I still maintain I don't like him.
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The joke that he kept telling about how he raped a 13 year old
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girl doesn't really sit right with me.
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Never will. Are you going to make it to the
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premiere? Please tell me.
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Make it to the premiere. No reply.
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And then call him. And he's like, hey, man, I can't
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make it. And I go.
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And I told Rogan Tom's cheating on Christina.
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I was like, something's going on, man.
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Like he was acting so fucking weird because it's just off.
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It's out of character, out of integrity from him.
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And so I was talking to Rogan the other night and.
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Where is he? A very integral person and he's
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with everybody else but his wife.
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How's everything going? You know, you know, Rogan
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sometimes can get that inside vibe from you.
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I go, something's going on with Tommy.
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He goes, what's going on? And I said, I don't know, man.
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I can't track it. But he's not coming to my
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premiere. And Rogan's like, whoa, he's not
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coming to premiere. And I was like, dude.
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Whoa. Maybe they came up with
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conspiracy theories as to why it couldn't happen.
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And then, and then. You know how I.
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Don't think that the cheating is a conspiracy.
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Like sometimes you sell your buddies under the bus.
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I was like, he was in Europe for 40 days.
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What the the fuck? Jesus Christ only had like 10
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Joes, like what's going on? And he's like, wait, what do you
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think's going on? I go think he's cheating on
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Christina. He's got a wife over there now
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and he's got that Swedish wife. And then he's like, and I go,
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he's looking good. He's in great shape.
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He's running Gucci everywhere. He's got Rolexes, Porsches, he
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smells. Like I would swoop in on
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Christina if that happened. Wow.
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OK, well, be careful. So if this were true, then that
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would totally be grounds for divorce if Christina.
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Should need to be because he might rape her.
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That's the that's the maybe joke.
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I don't know. Tom Elise seems like a Tom Elise
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with the fucking Bob Elise seems like a scumbag.
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So. Found out, but I guess we'll
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just have to wait for that podcast to come out.
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Until then, that whole thing about Tom cheating is just
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speculation and. Is it actually confirmed that
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conspiracy led to the truth? Is it actually confirmed?
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Is that what we're going to see in the next?
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1L means it could totally be false.
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What's a little more clear than that, though, is how Tom's
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always seemed fine about the thought of getting a divorce
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with Christina. Like he's been asked a bunch of
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different times on a slew of different podcasts if he'd be
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shaken up if they ever got a divorce.
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And every time. What the fuck do they ask the
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question so much they rage baiting it?
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Are they like raging the Internet?
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What the fuck? He answered.
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He was just so nonchalant about the whole thing, so much so that
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you could almost tell that he probably wanted the divorce deep
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down. Well, I have a question from the
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sound booth. OK, if Christina died, what
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would your move be? Instantaneously.
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I don't know. I can't say what I would do, You
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know, I've thought about it because for my wife, dude, I
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couldn't handle myself. I don't know.
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Well, we're going to have a kid soon.
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I don't know what the fuck I would do.
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I don't even know, dude. I was devastated.
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I don't know if I can actually pick myself up and carry a
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throughout the day for her daughter.
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I don't know if I can do it. I'd be fucked up.
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What would my move be? Like what would you do?
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Enjoy my life. I don't know like.
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That's not funny dude. I don't understand why is hating
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your wife funny? I, I feel like when I date
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someone and I'm really in love, I, I think I would just, I don't
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know. I don't know what I would do.
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You get over it. Yeah, OK, yeah, you'd.
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No, I mean. Sounds like you're he's already
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over it. What the fuck?
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Bert slept with Christina. Well, he did.
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He did, yeah. If that happened, what would you
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do? Oh my.
18:11
God, no, but what would what would you do?
18:13
Great. You know that that wouldn't be
18:17
your first reaction. It probably would be.
18:19
It sounds like he seems so he seems like kind of a coward that
18:22
would like that wants to or tried his his hardest to like
18:25
get her to leave him or something.
18:26
You'd probably be ecstatic. Oh, I don't have to break up
18:28
with her now because she basically did it for me.
18:29
I have an excuse. And you'd probably weaponize it
18:31
too. Probably.
18:34
It would be like you'd be confusion.
18:36
First, let's go through the feelings.
18:38
Right confusion would be a. Confusion first.
18:40
Yeah, Confusion first, right? Yeah.
18:42
Confusion. Panic.
18:43
I just don't think anyone was caught by surprise by the news
18:46
of this divorce. I mean, Tom's been pretty.
18:48
Checked out for a while now. So this was really just a matter
18:51
of time. But with that being said, I just
18:53
think it's crazy how even the comedians that they surrounded
18:56
themselves with saw this coming from a mile away as well.
18:59
I mean, Tom's just never around. And when he did see Christina, a
19:02
lot of their interactions were work related, which obviously is
19:05
a recipe for. Work, really.
19:07
Oh, I guess because they're the podcast together, huh?
19:10
That's fuck dude. Disaster like owning and work.
19:12
I wonder, I wonder if the podcast was part of the problem
19:15
because I feel like they were were there.
19:16
I'm assuming they were around each other a lot more, right?
19:19
So like you don't get that separation, but it seems like he
19:21
fucking hated her for a long time.
19:23
So I don't really know. Working in a business with your
19:25
spouse is just a ticking time bomb waiting to explode.
19:29
It can be if you don't have any separation, you know, like you
19:31
know, sometimes you need that's like spot to just be independent
19:34
for a little bit and you're going to work or whatever.
19:36
It's it's exciting to be here and I look at you guys as this
19:41
couple that are doing this together.
19:43
When's I guess my first question is when's the divorce?
19:46
When's? That happening I know.
19:49
Like that's it's one of those things where you.
19:53
Their reactions are terrible. This joke is funny as fuck, but
19:56
these reactions are terrible. They're like, Oh yeah, you know,
19:59
like even Christina's a little off put by it.
20:01
I feel like that's like a legitimate fear of her.
20:03
You love each other because you appreciate each other's talents,
20:06
right? But, you know, it reaches a time
20:09
where you're like, you know what?
20:10
We should probably get divorced or I'm gonna murder you.
20:13
Yeah. Right, we do too much together.
20:14
It's it's. Maybe you guys should see that's
20:17
the thing too. Like if you were doing too much
20:19
together, maybe you should shut down the podcast with your
20:21
fucking wife. Ironically, I'm not even
20:24
kidding. Like if you feel like you're not
20:25
like getting like my wife and I used to do like the weekly thing
20:28
and we didn't get sick of each other, but we felt like we
20:31
didn't have enough time with each other because she would be
20:33
working or I'd be working and then we would like get together
20:36
for a couple hours, just do this.
20:37
And it just was like, so that's why we kind of just do it
20:40
whenever we feel like doing it. It's not like a whole big work
20:42
thing. So if you feel like it's too
20:44
much, why the fuck wouldn't you dial it back?
20:46
Why wouldn't you want to preserve your marriage?
20:48
Why are you so like money driven like I would.
20:50
And I was like, yeah, you know what?
20:51
This isn't working out because I don't want to like, get sick of
20:53
my wife. So I'm not going to do a whole
20:55
fucking podcast with her. Like how does that not make any
20:58
fucking sense to these people? Acting on a relationship.
21:01
Everyday, Jim. But what's more important?
21:04
You really? Jesus Christ, did you see his
21:05
fucking eyes? It it it's taxing on a
21:08
relationship. Everyday, Jim.
21:10
But look at how fucking miserable this asshole looks.
21:12
Holy shit. But what's more important, your
21:14
relationship or the show? Obviously the show.
21:16
The show. But.
21:20
I thought before some of you make the comment, yes he is a
21:23
comedian and he is half joking in all these clips but now that
21:26
they're literally divorced, hopefully.
21:28
Well, I mean, that's The thing is that jokes are that's the
21:30
funniest jokes are like the ones that are basically real, right?
21:33
And you just have a little bit of fun flair with it.
21:35
So you know when people will be like, oh, it's just a joke, It's
21:37
not real. Most of the time when you make a
21:38
joke is actually how you feel. You know, it really depends.
21:41
Except for when I say something truly racist.
21:44
I'm not. That's just a joke, No, but I
21:47
feel like that's usually where jokes come from.
21:48
They come from the heart, guys, you know what I mean?
21:51
So. You guys can see that when these
21:53
comedians are joking on their podcasts that there is an
21:56
underlying truth to it all. But just because they're making
21:59
jokes doesn't mean the jokes are 100% false.
22:03
If you I mean my idea for you, I'm not your business manager.
22:05
I. Think your divorce should be
22:06
pay-per-view? I wonder if the reason why
22:09
everybody makes all these divorce comments is because like
22:12
they can sense something between the two of them.
22:14
Like, it's not just that they work together and it's probably
22:17
problematic, but also they can, like, sense these two are like,
22:20
fucking hate each other. We're not the two of them.
22:22
Like Tom fucking hates what's going on, you know?
22:24
And they feel like we all know it's coming, right?
22:27
You know? No, no.
22:29
No, no, no. He's got yeah.
22:30
Go, go, go, Tom. That's just, that's fucking
22:33
terrible. Then no.
22:33
But that thing of like I, I genuinely, he's so smart, let
22:36
him talk. But.
22:38
And obviously in this day and age, divorce is a super common
22:41
thing. I mean, roughly half of the
22:42
marriages in the United States alone end in divorce.
22:46
But regardless of how well. I'm kind of skeptical.
22:48
I feel like that maybe historically, you know, like
22:51
older marriages don't last as long, but people nowadays are
22:54
lasting longer in marriage, right?
22:55
Because like when you get divorced, you're usually not
22:57
getting divorced next day. Sure.
23:00
Horrible it is guys. This sure is just a downright
23:03
horrible look for Tom Segura. Look, after Christina was
23:06
diagnosed with breast cancer and had to go through multiple
23:09
surgeries to beat that, Tom wound up leaving her anyway as
23:12
soon as he dropped weight and touched a lick of success in
23:15
Hollywood. Like this guy truly looks like a
23:17
scumbag with what's available. He's not a real one, dude.
23:19
Mobile online. But again, Tom being a scumbag
23:22
isn't really a new thing. Like ever since he made a
23:24
buttload of money with his podcast empire YMH Studios, and
23:28
after he saw his career explode on the back of Joe Rogan's
23:31
podcast, this dude just became a man.
23:34
Where's my Joe? I need a Joe Rogan, dude.
23:36
Where's my Joe Rogan? Who's my Joe Rogan guys?
23:39
Massive prick and would literally trash his fan base for
23:42
being too poor to even understand him.
23:44
Like he literally called them all unemployed and poor on
23:46
Twitter after they simply pointed out that him becoming.
23:49
A boost. And Rich and Fit changed him for
23:52
the worse. Then he ultimately got so heated
23:54
about this that he ended up going on this really long rant
23:57
on Two Bears 1 Cave about how all his poor fans just need to
24:00
change their mindset in order to become rich.
24:03
That's so true, King. And and definitely all your
24:05
watches don't that don't fit. Bring those over too, any car
24:08
you can't. Oh, can I just say this real
24:09
quick? I just every time we talk about
24:15
like a watch or a car, I'll get this like a a bunch of messages
24:20
from losers that that. What's what's up with this guy
24:25
laughing in the back? There's no way that that was
24:27
funny enough. Is that part of the bit like,
24:30
hey, we got to get a guy who laughs so fucking hard.
24:33
It just seems like he's laughing so hard to everything that that
24:36
Thompson like did we? Is this like fucking some kind
24:38
of grooming? Like we need somebody to like to
24:40
indicate to us when we it's time for us to laugh like so bad.
24:42
Like one guy in the background that just can't help himself is
24:45
just the best representation. Try to tell me that I'm I'm
24:50
making them feel bad about their situation.
24:54
You're in control of your own situation.
24:57
So true King. Thank you so much.
24:58
Wait, trust? This guy has a trust fund?
25:00
Oh yeah, forgot about that part. And your own feelings.
25:03
So don't put it on me that you feel bad that I have something
25:07
that oh, but I I'm struggling with rent this month.
25:11
Figure it the out. Yeah, figure it out, dude.
25:14
Just have your fucking. Just have your successful father
25:16
do everything for you. OK, like don't make my life be a
25:21
problem for your life. If you don't like it, guess
25:25
what? You're not going to be able to
25:26
control what people talk about. People are going to talk about
25:28
things that you don't have for the rest of your fucking life.
25:31
So you can decide like, OK, I will fine.
25:34
Don't listen to me. Don't listen to that person
25:36
anymore, but you have to control your own feelings.
25:38
It's. Just so funny how?
25:40
So true King, so true. I mean, I understand somebody
25:42
saying something that's like annoying as shit, but then like
25:44
at the same time bro, this guy like grew up with a silver
25:46
spoon, his fucking mouth so. The younger, fatter and funnier
25:49
version of Tom Segura from the past would probably be appalled
25:52
at what he's become today. Like you really spent a portion
25:55
of you'd. Probably look up to that person.
25:56
I remember seeing him like talk to Andrew Tate and he was loving
25:58
it so much. She's like Oh my God I love this
26:00
sex trafficking rapist fucking piece of shit so much.
26:03
He's my favorite person the entire fucking really.
26:04
So cool model himself after that.
26:07
At that podcast trashing all his loyal fans for being too poor to
26:11
relate to Tom about all the $50,000 watches that he buys.
26:15
Then he insufferably told them that they need to change their
26:17
mindset if they ever want to make it in life.
26:20
Acting as if he didn't ride the coattails of Joe Rogan and Joe's
26:23
massive platform to become famous.
26:25
I mean. Here's my advice guys.
26:26
Just get your own Joe Rogan, of course.
26:28
If it weren't for Joe Rogan boosting this guy's career, Tom
26:31
Segura wouldn't be nearly as rich and famous as he is today.
26:34
So clearly this whole rant just made his fan base hate him that
26:37
much more. Are you talking about a a nice
26:40
car? I don't have a nice car and and
26:42
I'm struggling right now. It's like, all right, even
26:44
people should stop talking about cars.
26:46
Yeah. One more thing I got to tell to
26:48
to. Cars are cool, I guess.
26:49
People who at that hellcat them all, right?
26:51
Or like because I was thinking about this.
26:53
I'm actually I got I was saying before I'm going to get an
26:54
electric Hellcat though, and I'm going to have it like and it's
27:00
going to have the fake sound. You know what I mean?
27:02
Like the fake like red and rough sound.
27:04
Basically just like if he has this weird fake left track where
27:06
this guy like starts fucking cracking up in the background so
27:09
loud from like whatever studio room you know?
27:11
This too. Like, I love this part of you.
27:14
I love this part. Of you I I I was the same way
27:18
that you were when I was broke. I, I never got mad as somebody
27:23
who was like, here's my 911 or here's my role at whatever I
27:26
mean. My 911.
27:28
I'd watch the That's awesome. I hope I can get that you know
27:31
or I want to work to. Stuff I hope I can get.
27:33
Here's the thing, if you're if you're still mad about this,
27:36
just know that it's your mindset and you're thinking.
27:39
All mindset, baby. Like a fucking loser, but you
27:43
don't have to. He's so gay.
27:45
Dude. This is such a Andrew Tate shit.
27:47
Like, yeah, just to be clear, a positive mindset will help, but
27:49
it's not going to help you as much as Tom's.
27:51
Like, he had he he grew up with a silver fucking sewer in his
27:53
mouth, bro. It's like daddy gave him like a
27:55
trust fund. He moved to LA before knowing
27:56
what he wanted to do with his life.
27:58
He's like, I want to be an actor.
27:59
And he came here and did. He ended up doing stand up
28:00
because he couldn't get an acting job yet.
28:03
And Joe Rogan gave him a huge boost after Joe Rogan got lucky
28:06
and like whatever traumatic brain injury he got just like
28:08
kind of aligned with the trajectory of how dumb are this
28:11
fuck this country's getting. So I don't really, I don't know,
28:16
dude. But OK, I mean, yeah, mindset,
28:18
good stuff. But you're probably still not
28:20
going to be able to get shit. And even with a good mindset,
28:22
just to be clear, but. You don't.
28:24
You can change the way you think, but you have to accept
28:27
the way you're thinking right now is not going to get you
28:29
anywhere. You're being bitter.
28:31
You're being petty. You're insecure, you're not
28:33
confident and you can change that, but you have to be
28:36
proactive. So this whole incident where?
28:38
A little bit of protection on that one.
28:39
He labeled his fans as the poors is really what woke up his
28:42
audience into seeing the self obsessed monster that Tom became
28:46
after making money and losing. Well, obviously most of his
28:49
audience didn't give a shit because they still supported
28:51
him. So, you know, I don't, I don't
28:53
know if I had this like profoundly negative impact on
28:55
the guy, but. Being a tiny bit of weight.
28:57
And if anything, this just foreshadows what we're seeing
28:59
today with him and Christina. Like this guy changed for the
29:02
absolute worst back then. So now when you add things in
29:05
like him seeing some success in Hollywood and finally shredding
29:08
off the residual weight that he was holding onto for decades,
29:11
this guy's ego just blew up way bigger than it already was.
29:15
Like this guy is just so obsessed with himself and his
29:18
career and the women that come along with that.
29:20
So it may have just been a no brainer for this egomaniac to
29:23
leave his wife life outright. Let me tell you something.
29:26
That was what ruins men's wealth.
29:28
Yeah, if you, I was talking to some financial advisor on an
29:30
airplane and we were talking about what ruins people's
29:34
wealth. And he's like, it's baby Mama
29:36
divorce. Divorce is the I.
29:38
Was like, she's like, please don't leave me, don't divorce
29:40
me. That'll ruin your wealth.
29:42
I don't know. After, after somebody had said
29:44
that like he obsesses about money too much, everything
29:47
really makes sense now. Like all of that really clicks
29:50
in. Like even what she's saying now
29:51
she's making that kind of jokes about how you shouldn't leave me
29:53
because I'll, I'm taking your money.
29:55
And that would be, and if he's so money driven, that would be
29:57
bad for his money, right? The first one men get you get
30:01
clean out so you and I cannot split if you want to keep your
30:04
money. Bro this.
30:07
This is your sales pitch. This is my sales pitch on the
30:09
staying married forever OK all. Right, all right, but no matter
30:14
what the reason is, this whole thing is just overall pretty sad
30:17
for Christina and her children. Like Christina's obviously been
30:20
through a lot in life and is clearly super hurt over this
30:23
divorce. Then on the other hand, Tom's
30:25
emotionless, nearly sociopathic self is most likely not even
30:29
fazed by it. But until that official episode
30:31
where she addresses it actually comes out, I guess we don't
30:34
really know the true reason as to why they actually.
30:36
Look at this unhandsome fella here.
30:38
I love this. This is a nice little picture of
30:40
Tom. We're going to use that maybe
30:41
for the thumbnail. What do you think?
30:43
Divorced. What is interesting though is
30:45
that you can sort of pinpoint exactly when this divorce
30:48
happened. Like they would always do their
30:50
podcast together, then as soon as the divorce thing was
30:52
finalized they started alternating hosting the show
30:55
every other episode. And the first episode that
30:57
Christina hosted alone, she was seen smoking a cigarette with
31:01
Duncan Trussell, which she admits that it was her first
31:04
cigarette that she's had in 20 years.
31:06
I can't wait for a fucking cigarette, dude.
31:08
Holy shit. I guess they kind of, I guess
31:11
they kind of are doing like they, they're not on
31:12
pay-per-view. Pay per Like they're basically
31:18
doing something on pay-per-view at this point.
31:20
Hi, guys. Hello.
31:22
Welcome to your mom's house. I'm Christina P This is Duncan
31:25
Trussell. Hello.
31:26
Tom's not here and we're smoking.
31:29
Yeah, isn't this what this is the next video is about, right?
31:32
Oh, OK, I guess we can't see it. All right.
31:35
Exciting stuff. Is she is she with him again?
31:37
Oh, I guess this is like her new Co host.
31:39
OK, cool. We're smoking.
31:42
You know why it's like? Jim Carrey smoking.
31:44
Yeah, you know. Fuck it, I'm going to be 50 next
31:47
month. Damn.
31:48
I've already beat cancer. So have you.
31:50
Yep, I've already quit this once.
31:52
This is the first time in 20 years I've been smoking.
31:54
Feels good. Kind of like.
31:56
It it's so nice. It is nice.
31:57
So good. It feels so good.
32:00
It is good, you really can't beat a cigarette in a fucking
32:02
and some alcohol, but I. Know.
32:04
And it's so wonderful and liberal.
32:06
It's really bad for you. You really shouldn't be doing
32:08
that. Rating.
32:09
And there's a reason like heroes smoke.
32:11
I know. I tell my kids.
32:14
That's fucking crazy dude. So this whole cigarette thing
32:16
really just points to how they probably recently split before
32:19
this, which is pretty interesting because.
32:21
She looks good for 50. This was way before anyone knew
32:23
about the divorce. Like her lighting up the
32:25
cigarette is clearly because her and Tom just split up, right?
32:29
And she's stressed out and she's smoking a cigarette, man, Yeah.
32:32
All in all, this whole thing is just pretty sad.
32:34
I mean, even if it was better to split up, I think Christina
32:37
always knew that they should stick together for the benefit
32:39
of their very young children who are both around elementary
32:42
school aged. Again, man, I don't really care
32:44
that they're getting divorced. Like that's not the issue to me.
32:47
Like shit happens, I get it, but he is such a piece of shit to
32:50
her that it's like what the fuck That's the problem.
32:52
Like constantly making jokes about it like blah blah blah.
32:55
And like obviously like buddy budding up with other women,
32:59
getting too close to them, it's just uncomfortable.
33:01
Like it shows that he to me, it shows that he never really
33:03
committed himself to the relationship in the 1st place
33:05
and then he was always ready to check out.
33:08
I think, like, I'm pretty sure they're both 8 and 10, so
33:11
they're just old enough to be really shook up by this whole
33:13
decision and not really understand it at the same time.
33:16
Like, that's really the saddest part.
33:17
But yeah, guys, when that Solo Christina podcast comes out
33:20
where she addresses the whole thing, I will definitely be
33:23
covering it. So make sure to subscribe if you
33:25
haven't already. And as always, thanks so much
33:27
for watching. All right, you know what we're
33:29
doing next. All right, this is what we've
33:31
been waiting for. We got a little bit of pretext
33:33
now we got to get the post text. She finally broke her silence.
33:35
And this is what I'm in for. Listen, I did want to talk to
33:38
you, Duncan, all right? Duncan Demand.
33:41
I mean, Duncan, you may have noticed that Tom and I have not
33:45
been podcasting together for the last few months.
33:47
Yeah. I'm wondering about that.
33:49
It's just funny because like, obviously they he already knows
33:51
about that. And you may have seen some
33:55
stories. I thought it was bullshit.
33:56
That was misinformation. Clearly.
34:00
But I, I just wanted to let you know and the other staff members
34:06
here that the rumors are true that your daddy and I are
34:11
divorcing. All right, so it looks like the
34:13
rumors about Tom Segura and Christina Pete, not Daddy E
34:17
getting divorced were actually true because as I thought we
34:20
knew that. OK, Well, we.
34:22
Yeah. Of this morning.
34:23
Christina finally confirmed it during an episode of her podcast
34:27
with Duncan Trussell. And of course, without Tom
34:29
Segura, I mean, this guy really has a talent for making himself.
34:32
You think that they would have done the divorce episode
34:34
together? You know, look way worse than he
34:36
probably needs to. Like Tom still hasn't even
34:39
mentioned this entire thing. Girl.
34:42
Well, yeah, I mean, I wouldn't imagine he does mention it, you
34:45
know? You all right?
34:46
How you doing? Yeah, I mean, look, I just want
34:48
to, I just want to formally address it to the audience.
34:54
Yes, Tom and I are divorcing and it is extremely sad.
35:00
It's sorry, I didn't know if I was going to try this soon.
35:04
It is very sad. That being said, we have tried
35:09
to work it out for several, several years.
35:12
Yeah, I figured. It seems like this was a long
35:14
time coming. Who's who's surprised?
35:18
For the sake of our children and our family.
35:21
And we gave it all we could, but we just couldn't work things
35:26
out. We are no longer a couple, but
35:32
we. I can't wait for Joe Rogan to
35:33
give Tom a platform for him to say like really nasty shit about
35:37
Christina. Like, but in a passive
35:38
aggressive way where everybody thinks it's just jokes, you
35:40
know? Make the children a priority and
35:46
you know, look, we had 20 amazing years together and
35:49
that's a really good run, I think in a marriage, 20 years
35:53
together and we. They're how old are they now?
35:56
They're both 30. Tom Segura, Age 47, Was she 50?
36:05
OK, so she was 27 and she was 30.
36:07
I mean, that's pretty old to be able to make that decision, you
36:09
know what I mean? It's not like they got together
36:11
when they're like fucking 18, you know?
36:14
Had a very successful marriage. We created this.
36:18
We have comedy careers. We most importantly created a a
36:21
family. Cancer couldn't kill me.
36:26
You think a dude's going to fucking Take Me Out?
36:29
Dude, I guess not because Tom didn't really hang out with you
36:31
enough to take you out to eat. That's what's up there you go,
36:37
it's out, it's out and I feel free because I you know, it's
36:40
been, you know, it's been some time coming and.
36:45
She sounds a little bit like Kermit the Frog when she's
36:47
stressed out. Do you guys hear it?
36:48
I hate, I hate not being transparent.
36:51
Can I plug my gates? That's funny.
36:56
So yeah, they officially divorced 20 years after marriage
36:59
and three years after Christina was diagnosed with cancer.
37:02
That is a rumor that is actually true, the rumors that Christina.
37:07
So yeah, they officially divorced 20 years after marriage
37:11
and three years after Christina was diagnosed with cancer.
37:15
Three years after she was diagnosed with cancer.
37:17
The only thing that's strange to me?
37:19
This is the fucked up part. Sorry, it is very sad.
37:22
That being said, we have tried to work out for several, several
37:25
years for the same of our children and our family.
37:27
So are you saying that like while she was had cancer he was
37:30
they were trying to work out like their marriage?
37:32
That seems fucked up. I don't know, I wonder if he's
37:35
such a selfish piece of shit. When she got cancer he just
37:37
didn't want to be with her anymore.
37:39
I mean, there's a statistic that like, women are more likely to
37:41
stay with men if the man goes through something like heavy
37:45
compared to like the opposite way around.
37:48
But I wonder if that had something to do with it, If he
37:51
just didn't really want to like, care enough or put in enough
37:54
effort or like he got in her shit for because like if she has
37:56
cancer, she's probably not doing this as much as she was doing
37:59
before, which makes sense. I don't know, man.
38:01
It gives me the, IT gives me the Eck.
38:04
That is a rumor that is actually true.
38:06
The rumors that Christina did not address in this podcast,
38:08
however, are the more messy ones that fans assumed of Tom.
38:12
Like a lot of people came to the assumption that this was all his
38:15
doing as from what it looked like from an outsider's
38:17
perspective, it seemed as if Tom was ditching her for greener
38:20
pastures. But in this podcast, Christina
38:23
actually avoided throwing Tom under the bus, and that seemed
38:26
That makes sense. I wonder if she'll get messy.
38:28
That's not good. But you know, we love the drama,
38:31
you know what I mean? I I mean, I don't know if it
38:33
gets messy, but I hope it gets a little messy.
38:36
You know, I don't, I don't hope that that's crazy.
38:38
That's crazy. You know, I just, you know, if
38:42
it got as messy as Perez Hilton's body did after that
38:44
TikTok live, I mean, it's content, right?
38:49
It's pretty, that's pretty fucked up.
38:51
I'm really sorry. That's a pretty fucked up joke.
38:53
But I, I remember seeing something about Paris Perez
38:56
Hilton making fun of Britney Spears when she was going
38:59
through her health issues and then saying things about how
39:01
she's not a good mom. Right?
39:02
I'm pretty sure that's correct. So, yeah, that is correct.
39:04
So, yeah, I don't really feel too bad for this guy.
39:07
You know, apparently he also harassed a lot of minors and
39:09
slut shame people or whatever. See, I mean, I don't care.
39:12
I don't really feel that bad. You know I feel worse for his
39:17
kids frankly when whatever the fuck suffer through having sex
39:21
with them to be for the sake of their children.
39:23
Because apparently growing up Christina's mom would constantly
39:26
trash her dad after. Damn that makes sense.
39:29
They split up so she didn't want to put her kids through that
39:33
same thing so she didn't massively expose him or anything
39:36
like that. I can respect that because you
39:38
know what my mom when my mom and my sperm donor they dumb when
39:43
they divorced. Like I never heard anything
39:45
about my dad. Not positive or negative, he
39:48
just we didn't want to be around and he simply did not want to be
39:51
in my life is what it is, baby. They got divorced or he left her
39:55
when she was five months pregnant.
39:56
He showed up at the hospital to kind of pretend he cared.
39:58
And then he just never really showed up after that.
40:00
And she gave him like whatever he wanted.
40:02
That's her. That's her actually her advice
40:03
to people. It's like if you're getting
40:05
divorced, give the guy the visitation he wants.
40:07
They're not going to show up. And like every time it happened,
40:10
they don't show up. It's unfortunate.
40:12
Like the they're fucking, you know, men ain't shit.
40:17
But yeah, she never said anything negative about him.
40:19
I asked when I was like 18 or 20 about him, you know, and she
40:24
kind of gave me the stats story. And she didn't say it with any
40:26
emotion or that he was a bad person.
40:27
She just kind of said it. Yeah.
40:29
So I mean, I pretty much just developed my hatred and
40:32
resentment for him just because he wasn't there.
40:34
There. There was no, no poisoning
40:36
needed. You know, he simply wasn't
40:39
there. And that's enough for you to
40:40
hate somebody and think that they're a weak person.
40:43
I also saw though like when I was 30 he decided to poke my mom
40:48
on Facebook which means he's probably trying to fuck my mom
40:50
which is crazy. That's crazy dude.
40:52
That's just fucking preposterous behavior.
40:55
And actually expressed that the divorce was amicable and that no
40:58
one should be taking either side.
41:00
Even though most if I wonder if her tune might change, not all
41:04
people have already taken hers. This is just an unfortunate
41:08
thing, but we're going to be OK. Tom and I are just so everybody
41:13
knows, like we are amicable. This is not an ugly divorce.
41:18
For now. Like we're cool dude.
41:21
It's been 20 years and we met in our 20s.
41:25
Like we met as kids. Well, what?
41:27
What? What does 20s mean?
41:29
And what does met mean? Do you know what I mean?
41:33
So, you know, people changes. It's just.
41:35
People changes, yeah. One of those things, and I just
41:39
also want to say to people who are, because I haven't really
41:42
looked at social media, but from what I've understood, some
41:46
people are taking teams like Team Christina or Team Tom.
41:48
Please don't do that. Hell yeah, dude.
41:50
Fuck Tom, dude. Again, I the divorce isn't what
41:52
gets me. It's, you know, much of A
41:53
disrespectful piece of shit he is.
41:55
Well, look, I don't listen. I don't mean to think that I'm
41:57
all peace and love. I wasn't at the beginning.
42:00
I was very angry and very upset. And then but as a child of
42:03
divorce and as yeah, like you, I didn't want to be my mother who
42:09
was like. That's the problem, man.
42:10
When you, you know, that's the problem.
42:13
That's how you learn. She probably learned like what
42:15
like the, the, that's what happens when you're in like a,
42:18
when you grow up with divorced parents and your parents
42:22
shouldn't stay together, force themselves together.
42:24
But you know, when you you kind of learn those patterns, like
42:29
relationship patterns from them and you think that like red
42:31
flags aren't red flags and it all blows up, you know?
42:33
Like your father is this and that the father is a piece of
42:36
and I'm like, why? My kids are half of Tom, right?
42:39
So if I'm crapping on Tom, I'm on who half of they are.
42:44
That's right. And if there's anybody like.
42:46
If he was crap, I don't think it's necessarily bad that you
42:48
talk shit about him. I'm going to be real with you,
42:50
it's OK to tell your kids about bad people.
42:53
But. No, it's hard and but it's worth
42:56
it because you're you're sparing your children the misery of your
43:00
suffering. Yeah.
43:01
My mother was so bad at shielding me from her animosity
43:05
towards my father and it just destroyed me.
43:08
Yeah, so she actually kept it pretty classy in this episode.
43:11
And purposely how often does she see her father?
43:13
Because it sounds like she never really saw him.
43:16
What did he say? Didn't paint because you
43:18
expected her to be like oh and my dad didn't say anything.
43:20
I guess he wasn't around mom in a negative light seemingly for
43:23
the sake of their children. So one could only imagine the
43:26
havoc she would have wreaked on this man if they didn't have any
43:29
kids together. I mean, she's really keeping it
43:31
together here for them. With that being said though,
43:33
Christina does sort of imply in this podcast episode that she
43:37
knew that the odds of them getting a divorce skyrocketed
43:40
after she was diagnosed with cancer, stating that it
43:43
rearranged her both mentally and physically.
43:45
So even though she made a point to not put all the blame on Tom
43:48
Segura, her drawing the conclusion that she knew a big
43:51
change was coming after her diagnosis really just points to
43:54
that rumor possibly being true, which is that Tom Segura bounced
43:58
on his wife as soon as she went through her battle with cancer
44:01
again. That sounds about right.
44:02
He seems like the type. She gets cancer and he stops
44:05
giving a fuck. Dude, what an asshole holy shit.
44:08
That's why people say men ain't shit, dude.
44:10
That's why people say men ain't shit.
44:12
This is why. No, she never directly states
44:14
that Tom started that shift, but from an outsider's perspective,
44:17
that sure is what it looks like here.
44:20
And I'm telling you, I know it. After cancer, I and I had my
44:24
like awakening and everything. I was like, my life is about to
44:28
fucking change. Something is a Bruin.
44:30
This is a huge realignment. Yeah.
44:33
And it is. And it sucks.
44:35
It fucking sucks. I I mean, these have probably
44:37
been the darkest years. The last three years have been
44:40
the darkest years of my life. Yeah.
44:42
That's crazy. That's fucking crazy, dude.
44:45
After your cancer's over, those are the darkest years.
44:47
It's fucking preposterous. And Emily, I'm talking to the
44:51
oncologist and the assistant and she's like, how's your
44:54
sister-in-law? And I was like, oh, she's great.
44:56
Because Jane, Jane was there for a lot of my cancer stuff, you
44:59
know, and she's like, you know, a lot of people get divorced
45:02
after cancer. And I was like, what would you
45:04
tell somebody that? Why would the oncologist tell
45:06
you that like? What really like that's crazy.
45:11
Why can I at the time I really was like that sounds really.
45:16
And I think because it really changes, it rearranges you in
45:20
such a way. You know I.
45:22
Don't know it. That is nuts, I know.
45:25
Why? I feel like it's because the
45:27
woman isn't able to like do stuff during the the cancer as
45:30
much and like the men are fucking lazy pieces of shit.
45:32
Apparently husbands are 6 times more likely to separate from a
45:34
seriously ill wife than a healthy wife.
45:36
That's fucking disgusting. Dude that's crazy.
45:39
What the fuck. And this is like a very woman
45:42
issue apparently. A landmark 2009 study published
45:46
in The City, A Journal of Clinical Oncology, found that
45:49
women faced a divorce or separation rate of 20, almost
45:52
21% after a serious diagnosis, compared to only 2.9% for men.
45:56
Dude, men are fucking worthless dude.
45:58
Holy fuck dude. Holy shit.
46:01
Jesus Christ. So isn't that crazy.
46:03
Like men are supposed to step up and protect their partner unless
46:06
it's from themselves I guess. I don't know, like I'm ready to
46:09
beat up a fucking dragon for you, but you can't struggle with
46:13
with your partner for a couple of years and help them through
46:14
their fucking cancer, OK? Fucking crazy dude.
46:20
I guarantee you it's because dudes don't do shit around the
46:22
house. They just fucking work and they
46:23
don't do anything around the house and the women are expected
46:25
to do everything and then so when a woman gets fucking
46:27
cancer, it's like, oh, I don't want to do anything and you have
46:30
cancer now so fuck you. I fucking almost guarantee that
46:33
dude. That's crazy as shit.
46:35
So even though Christina P kept it classy and didn't want anyone
46:38
to take sides, this obviously makes Tom look absolutely
46:41
horrible. I just based on those clips,
46:43
it's really hard not to assume that Tom he does look like a fat
46:47
fucking like a porcupine. So that didn't mean that
46:51
negatively. Of course, that's everyone loves
46:52
a porcupine. All right, Tom and Christina got
46:54
a divorce after she was quote, UN quote, rearranged by her
46:58
battle with cancer. Like just based on that and the
47:01
fact that Tom just got fit and sort of kick started his career
47:04
in Hollywood over the past couple years, it all seems like
47:07
Tom left her in search of someone else.
47:09
I mean, it really seems that shallow.
47:11
And of course, that's all speculation that fans of the
47:13
show have been talking about for a while.
47:15
And none of that was specifically confirmed by
47:18
Christina during this podcast, but come on.
47:21
I mean, this is Tom Segura at the end of the day.
47:23
So if anything, Christina sort of implied that cancer at least
47:26
had some part in that decision to get a divorce.
47:29
Well, yeah. He also just seems the type to
47:31
be a shitty man. Like, that's the fucking
47:33
problem. He just seems like a piece of
47:34
shit. Like, he seems like a shitty
47:37
fucking man and a shitty fucking person.
47:39
You know, You know the type. You know, the, the, I mean,
47:41
frankly, that you know what the number one indicator of that
47:44
type is is going on? Joe Rogan is enjoying the Joe
47:49
Rogan podcast. Like I know a guy doesn't do
47:51
shit for his wife, won't cook, won't clean, works come home,
47:55
won't do a goddamn thing. His wife does all everything and
47:58
he watches Joe Rogan. That's the type fucking people
48:02
who are like, I'm a man. You know, I'm a man.
48:06
They're not real me, man. That's what it boils down to.
48:09
Which is pretty sad for Christina.
48:11
But the most satisfying part of this podcast is actually that
48:14
Christina seems to have accepted that Tom and her just couldn't
48:17
work their marriage out and that her beating cancer made her
48:20
bulletproof. Like in comparison to the
48:22
divorce, the battle with cancer was way more difficult.
48:25
Like she was literally faced with the possibility of her life
48:28
ending. But I got to tell you, man,
48:30
nothing's darker than that shit. Like 7 weeks of radiation five
48:35
days a week. And I saw people fucking dying
48:37
in the hallway like like. That's crazy.
48:40
That's fucking horrible. Like legit what?
48:43
Do you think Tom's response was when she would say that?
48:44
Wow, that's crazy. I'm trying to plan for a set.
48:46
There were people that didn't make it that I fucking talk to
48:49
everyday. And.
48:50
You're like, oh, that's, that's suffering.
48:55
Like if I can get through this and I can walk out of here and I
48:58
get to ring this bell and like go home.
49:03
You did. Anything else is fucking.
49:05
That's fucking crazy. And lucky you're lucky to suffer
49:09
through other bullshit. That's right.
49:11
So I think it's safe to say that Christina P is much.
49:14
I love that the cancer was all Tom needed to leave his wife.
49:18
So what a what a strong, powerful man.
49:19
You know, it's more mentally strong than Tom.
49:22
Like while she was faced with the possibility of cancer taking
49:25
her life and seeing patients she spoke to in the hospital
49:28
literally passing away days later.
49:31
Tom's biggest problem in life at the time time was probably
49:33
whether he'd buy the green Ferrari or the red 1.
49:36
So they probably just go choice. I mean, the red one's going to
49:39
have more insurance on it, right?
49:41
Oh yeah, that's another red flag though.
49:42
He was fucking friends with Andrew Tate.
49:44
He loved, he loved Andrew Tate when he saw him.
49:47
Wow, crazy. And I know that at the time the
49:49
allegations of him being a sex trafficking rapist hadn't quite
49:52
emerged, but he was still a piece of shit.
49:55
So anybody that liked Andrew Tate, it was a fucking piece of
49:57
shit. And hopefully, you know, if you,
50:00
if you're out there guys, I hope you changed report after that
50:03
diagnosis. I hope you change my beautiful
50:05
souls. Well, I have a question from the
50:06
sound booth. OK, from sound booth.
50:10
If Christina died, what would your move be?
50:12
What the Sigma kind of a question is that girl?
50:15
What would my move be? Like what would you do?
50:20
Enjoy my life. I don't know, like dude.
50:23
This clip again. But I did like one time I looked
50:28
over at him and I was like, oh, that's so weird.
50:31
Like you're not my husband anymore.
50:34
And for? What the hell?
50:35
When did that happen for? 20 years you've been calling
50:37
somebody this title and this being and this light and then
50:41
and then just like one day you decide no more and you're.
50:45
That's fucked up man, I don't like that.
50:46
Like your brain can't? No, you can't even understand
50:50
the change. It's it's so severe.
50:52
And again, this whole thing really just shows how Tom Segura
50:55
is an expert at ruining his own image because let's not forget
50:59
that he doesn't give a fuck. Dude.
51:01
It doesn't matter. TomTom, Tom, you know, I don't
51:05
want to say to his credit, but like Tom has the the right image
51:08
for what he wants to be. He wants to be a fucking loser
51:11
scumbag piece of shit that has money and you don't.
51:15
He's he hit, he's hit it like that's what he hit.
51:18
He's hit. That is the that's the aura that
51:20
he exudes. That is what he is.
51:22
That is what he does. What do you talk?
51:24
You know what I mean? Back when Christina P was first
51:27
diagnosed with cancer in 2024, she addressed it on their
51:30
podcast in a really serious tone.
51:33
And then literally 3 episodes later, Tom thought it'd be a
51:36
funny joke to invite a corn star on his show and pretend as if
51:39
she was the, what is that a farmer, newer, younger version
51:42
of Christina that would ultimately replace her.
51:45
And he actually titled that episode replacing Christina.
51:48
So now that Christina came out and stated that that's a good
51:51
joke. Your wife's struggling with
51:52
cancer. What if we just made a joke
51:53
about how I'm replacing her? You think Ted Tom secretly hoped
51:56
that she died or something? Like, I mean, I wouldn't put it
51:58
past him at this point. I understand how it's just a
52:00
joke. All right, Chill out, guys.
52:05
Jokes aren't just jokes, OK? Every time I make a really
52:07
insensitive joke about a minority group, I mean it.
52:09
I'm just kidding. No, but honestly, he's a fucking
52:12
scumbag for that one. That she knew a huge change was
52:15
about to happen. Even if it is just a joke like
52:17
your your comedy shouldn't Trump like the, you know, your wife's
52:22
mental health. I take in her life after getting
52:25
cancer. This just looks like a really
52:27
sick joke. I mean, I get that they're
52:29
comedians and they make jokes for a living.
52:31
Yeah true, but this is just so cruel, especially because it was
52:36
3 episodes after she announced her diagnosis.
52:40
Like you really couldn't even wait until she had beat the
52:42
cancer to do the joke? Well then it wouldn't make any
52:45
sense. But it's really just a pattern
52:48
You. Know I have like it's so weird
52:50
OK I'll just I'll just tell you guys what's going on with me so
52:52
we had to cut our trip a little short 'cause I I, I had a
52:58
mammogram a little while ago and there was an abnormality and I
53:04
have very very early stage breast cancer womp, womp so.
53:12
I feel such a bond already. I just, I don't know if yeah,
53:16
ever since I met you. Oh, a few minutes ago I was
53:20
like, so. Hot.
53:21
It is. It's a great, it's a great joke
53:24
to to to do on your podcast right after your wife finds out
53:28
that she has cancer, guys. Beautiful.
53:33
What's up? You're here.
53:35
Oh shit, Christina, please. It would be so funny if we did
53:39
this. I'd be a.
53:39
Little bit late. But I didn't think you were
53:41
coming in. We had a guest.
53:43
Oh, actually, she's. Hi, I'm Christina.
53:47
I'm new, Christina. Oh, oh shit, she obviously knows
53:50
that the bit's happening, but still.
53:52
Oh my God, you guys have the same name?
53:54
That's crazy. Well, just because everybody, we
53:56
didn't know if you were going to be here today.
53:58
So. So.
54:01
Maybe. I I thought that maybe you, you,
54:04
I didn't know if you were going to be here.
54:06
So I'm so glad you're here, OK? Sorry, I'm sorry, this is all
54:10
very fascinating, but why is why is this Christina still here
54:15
like I thought? I thought New Christine was
54:17
going to me. Too.
54:19
I don't. Understand why this is
54:20
happening. Yeah, the boys.
54:21
They just put me in here and put me to work and I'm so happy to
54:24
be here though. Oh shit, it's the running gag
54:26
now. We love it.
54:29
So all things considered, Tom Segura still ends up looking
54:32
like an absolute D bag at the end of this whole thing.
54:35
I mean, even though Christina didn't trash him during this
54:38
podcast where she addressed it and specifically made sure to
54:41
state that the divorce was amicable and that she didn't
54:43
want fans of the show to pick sides, it really just seems like
54:46
that was. Well, yeah.
54:47
We also have to keep in mind, and, you know, maybe I'm wrong
54:50
about this, but I don't think I am.
54:52
Is that like if she? If she goes after him and it's
55:02
like, oh, he's an asshole or whatever, she looks bad to like
55:05
comedy fans, oh blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
55:07
You know, they don't give a fuck, you know what I mean?
55:09
Like she really can't say anything or else it would like
55:12
he could, he could come out and be like a total piece of shit
55:14
and they're not going to care. He's he's, he is a piece of
55:16
shit. That is his image.
55:18
People like that's what people enjoy from him for whatever
55:20
reason. So like even if she wanted to
55:22
vent like it could have a negative impact on her fucking
55:24
all of her shit, it's for the sake of her children.
55:26
And again if they didn't have kids you could only imagine the
55:29
hell she would unleash on Tom during this entire situation.
55:33
I mean even though she didn't confirm any of the rumors to be
55:36
true, which were rumors about him possibly cheating or just
55:39
him having a small glow up and leaving her for greener pastures
55:43
in general, the fact's obviously what happened.
55:45
The matter is, is that Tom Segura is still a pretty scummy
55:48
guy. I mean, he's completely changed
55:50
for the worse over the past few years and not showing up for the
55:53
official podcast where they address it just makes him look
55:56
that much scummier. Well, I mean, it sounds like, I
55:59
mean, I think that they should that should have happened.
56:01
But like to say that he didn't show up for it doesn't really
56:03
make sense to me. They obviously had like some
56:06
kind of an arrangement that like they were going to do it the way
56:08
that they did it. So welcome to your mom's.
56:12
House we're getting whipped because it's the divorce episode
56:16
episode. Oh my God.
56:23
All right. Get my life.
56:27
It's a garbage fire. OK, Jesus Christ.
56:33
Let's smoke some cigarettes and get drunk and eat dominoes.
56:39
That does sound pretty good. Who gives?
56:42
A. It sucks because I can't get
56:46
Dominoes because my wife has like really bad heartburn, you
56:49
know? So I think it's like her worst
56:50
pregnancy symptoms so far. By the way, like, what a relief
56:54
to finally be like, yeah, I started smoking again 'cause I'm
56:56
getting a divorce. Yeah, you're.
56:58
A hell yeah girl. Loud and I'm allowed 'cause I'm
57:01
in your vicinity. That's right.
57:03
Can I? Oh, sorry.
57:04
Yeah. Well, I want to tell you guys
57:06
my, you know, people have been really supportive and that's
57:09
really great. And they're like, you should
57:11
just take care of yourself, you guys take care of yourself.
57:13
And I'm like, yeah, I wake up, I take Prozac, I eat one Domino's
57:18
thin crust pizza a day. A supreme one.
57:21
Nice. A drink.
57:22
Perfect wine and then I RIP darts.
57:24
That's my diet perfect. But I've lost like 10 lbs.
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It's been really good. Nice, good for you.
57:30
Grief. That's grief, Zempic.
57:33
So Christina seems to be dealing with the divorce as best as she
57:36
can and has been super transparent about it all ever
57:39
since that bombshell dropped from TMZ.
57:42
Tom Segura, on the other hand, hasn't even said a word about it
57:45
even once. Like, he's never even addressed
57:47
the whole thing even in what is he going to say?
57:49
Yeah, my wife is a really good person, and I'm not actually.
57:53
If he said that he might, he might gain some points.
57:55
You know, honestly, a small Instagram story, which just
57:58
makes you wonder if Christina P is the only one truly broken up
58:02
about this decision to separate. Look, what are the odds that
58:04
Tom's even shed a single tear? Your wife needs to go to the
58:09
optometrist tomorrow. I would.
58:10
I would love to drop her off, yeah.
58:13
That's what she thinks. Yeah, that'd be a great idea,
58:15
man. So at the end of what the Hell's
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that movie? What the hell was that bit of
58:20
the day? Nobody outside of Tom and
58:21
Christina knows every detail as to why this marriage ended.
58:25
We aren't entitled to that information.
58:28
Well, it sounds like Tom, like they didn't, they weren't really
58:30
good for each other. They didn't really work out.
58:32
And that's fine. But like, he's been a routine,
58:34
disrespectful piece of shit. And to be honest with you, it
58:37
seems like she put up with it. And I think that that's a sad
58:40
thing for her. I think.
58:42
And I think that, you know, people who won't set boundaries
58:44
are part of the problem too. You know, you got to set
58:46
boundaries for yourself, especially with men.
58:48
They're fucking stupid. So you got, if you set a really
58:50
good boundary with a man, I, I think that they're generally
58:54
more likely to like, oh, OK. Like, there.
58:57
That's what that is. It's like a set strong
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boundaries of my guys. OK.
59:02
Christina herself made it clear that she doesn't want people
59:05
putting Tom on trial. But at the same time, it's also
59:08
impossible to not pay attention to everything that's unfolded
59:11
publicly. Like, Christina comes across as
59:13
someone who survived one of the hardest experiences imaginable
59:16
spent living with Tom Segura. She was trying to save her
59:20
marriage and still refuses to publicly humiliate the father of
59:24
their children. Tom, on the other hand,
59:26
continues to be defined largely by the optics surrounding him.
59:29
Like everything together seems to just reinforce this image
59:32
that a bunch of fans already had of him.
59:35
But still, none of that proves every rumor that's been floating
59:38
around online. Like, nobody really knows what
59:40
happens behind closed doors, but there is an underlying pattern
59:43
from Tom Segura that everyone's picked up on.
59:46
I mean, the fact that Tom hasn't even mentioned it in passing is
59:49
pretty insane. If Tom eventually again, I don't
59:52
think that's that. I do not.
59:53
I think that that is that insane.
59:54
Oh shit, what the fuck Yeah, ties to tell his side of the
59:58
story though Maybe some people's opinions of him will change.
1:00:01
But anyways guys. But maybe not maybe not.
1:00:05
That is pretty much it for the video.
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And I go, he's looking good, he's in great shape, he's
1:00:09
running Gucci everywhere. He's got Rolexes, Porsches, he
1:00:12
smells. Like I would swoop in Chantix
1:00:14
jealous as fuck. On Christina, if that happened,
1:00:19
who is my auntie? Don't.
1:00:20
Bring anyone love him to this title.
1:00:23
All right, Well, I mean, interesting shit, man.
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You know, incredible stuff. God bless just Christina and
1:00:31
fuck you Thomas.