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DLHS Hour 4 | What men say when they are drunk · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, this deal.
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  Speaker 2: You can show you a twenty twenty sixth edition.
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  Speaker 3: Don't ever call, don't ever say Trump de rangement citters
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  Speaker 3: again because what he's saying is deranged. Don't ever, don't
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  Speaker 3: ever act like it's abnormal to know that somebody's behavior
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  Speaker 3: is abnormal. It is abnormal to threaten to murder millions
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  Speaker 3: of people.
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 2: It is mass murderers type stuff.
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  Speaker 3: It should be an automatic disqualifier from holding any office
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  Speaker 3: in the land.
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  Speaker 1: But it won't be. It never is. You know, it's
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  Speaker 1: so crazy.
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  Speaker 4: He could just be so far out there, and it's
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  Speaker 4: not his first time, but it's worse and worse every
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  Speaker 4: time he says something.
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  Speaker 3: Even don't tell me he's not like Hitler anymore. Don't
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  Speaker 3: tell me that. Don't tell me that, because when you
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  Speaker 3: think that you have the right and the purview to
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  Speaker 3: murder maizons of people, they don't say he didn't say murder.
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  Speaker 3: If you tell about a racing and inization, I would
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  Speaker 3: imagine there would be women and it's it women, men,
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  Speaker 3: women and children, right right, yeah, okay, So and while
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  Speaker 3: they're putting they're using that those the children for human ships.
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  Speaker 1: You were about to blow them up.
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  Speaker 3: You and BB I'm telling you, and if they do it,
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  Speaker 3: if they do any part of it, you know what
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  Speaker 3: the world needs to do. They need to treat us
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  Speaker 3: like they did South Korea or North Korea. The United
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  Speaker 3: States of America needs to be considered a rogue nation
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  Speaker 3: and sanctions need to be placed on us, and there
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  Speaker 3: needs to be serious talk around the world about the
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  Speaker 3: regime change that everybody knows will make this world safer.
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  Speaker 3: If North Korea was doing this, or Russia was doing this,
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  Speaker 3: or anybody else who was powerful and had a leader
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  Speaker 3: that nuclear weapons was doing this, we would be we
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  Speaker 3: be meeting in some rooms. Hey man, all they got
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  Speaker 3: to do to get America and not even a war,
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  Speaker 3: we ain't buy nothing from you. It's true because this
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  Speaker 3: is a rogue nation. They're talking about murdering millions of people.
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  Speaker 3: See the problem is, for so long people have said,
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  Speaker 3: washed and excused and joked about and looked the other way.
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  Speaker 3: And now we literally have a mad a demented literally
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  Speaker 3: mad man with the finger on the button.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a joke, it's not something.
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  Speaker 3: This man is talking about murdering millions of people and
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  Speaker 3: say he didn't say just destroying entire simulation and they'll
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  Speaker 3: never come back. Who does that? Nature does that? Only
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  Speaker 3: nature eradicate things to never come back. And the truth
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  Speaker 3: of the matter is he come He came from white
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  Speaker 3: dudes who did the ultimate actor character to me was
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  Speaker 3: the nuclear bomb.
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  Speaker 2: It was here's Rostia next to me. That war was won.
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  Speaker 3: They wanted to use it. They wanted to threaten the world.
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  Speaker 3: And now as an extension that, So these people come
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  Speaker 3: from those people that must have saw Oppenheimer, and now
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  Speaker 3: we're here.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. I don't know why. I know who's checking him,
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  Speaker 1: that's the problem, not even checking them, the cabinet.
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  Speaker 3: But he insulated himself with this, and he got rid
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  Speaker 3: of everybody that wouldn't do it. He It was loyalty
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  Speaker 3: was the predicate, every single one of them. And I
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  Speaker 3: think he honestly believes that the Supreme Court gave him
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  Speaker 3: cod blats what they did, which they did, but the
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  Speaker 3: world didn't, Yea, the world didn't if they the same
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  Speaker 3: sanctions you put on Iran, the same sections you put
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  Speaker 3: on Iraq, the same sections you put on North Korea,
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  Speaker 3: the same sections you put on Russia. If he goes
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  Speaker 3: through any symblus of this, the world needs to do
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  Speaker 3: that us now if you want to. Nobody's really thinking
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  Speaker 3: pouring out of the drake jazzmine give us five things.
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  Speaker 2: Men only tell you when they're drunk. That's you, You're
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  Speaker 2: awesome for Madam.
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  Speaker 4: Laran Uh tonight, I want to wear a Steph Curry
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  Speaker 4: jersey and I'll wear Lebron's. I want you to wear
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  Speaker 4: Steph Curry jersey jersey. That's really what the hell he
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  Speaker 4: would Where'd you get that from? Julie Auston, Madame Noir
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  Speaker 4: done worse he came up with that one, though. No
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  Speaker 4: For the top five things man only telling you in
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  Speaker 4: the trunk, the thing you do imbedded it actually hurts.
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  Speaker 1: Sober.
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  Speaker 4: Three of the top five things man drunk, I told
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  Speaker 4: my parents I'm going to marry you, okay. Co worker
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  Speaker 4: is a best friend?
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  Speaker 1: Abody about on the second date.
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  Speaker 4: Number two of the top five things men only tell
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  Speaker 4: you when they're drunk.
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  Speaker 1: I made you my emergency contact on the second date.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the number one of the top five things men
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  Speaker 4: only tell you when they're drunk.
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  Speaker 1: I've already named our children, all right.
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  Speaker 3: That's gotta do it for ladies, gentlemen, that someone we're
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  Speaker 3: still here, and there's no nuclear winner.
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  Speaker 2: Beside.
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  Speaker 3: Note that you do know that if they destroy or
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  Speaker 3: or severely inhibit that part of the world, it doesn't
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  Speaker 3: do anything to get you your gas lawyer. If anything,
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  Speaker 3: it is going to destabilize the world to the extent
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  Speaker 3: that where do you think most of the furd lives
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  Speaker 3: come from?
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: And nothing he's doing right now is gonna make your
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  Speaker 3: gas any cheaper. But here is my lament the American people,
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  Speaker 3: because I think if they got if, they wouldn't care
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  Speaker 3: who you blow up if gas dropped a dollar and
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  Speaker 3: a half.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's that's who we are.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, the fact that he gave a whole time
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  Speaker 4: time eight o'clock Eastern is a deadline. Let me let
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  Speaker 4: me tell you this whole civilization will die tonight, is.
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  Speaker 1: What he said.
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  Speaker 3: A man, a man, did you know what? Tucker Carlson
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  Speaker 3: said that. Tucker Carlson pointed this out. Tucker Carlson pointed
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  Speaker 3: out that when Donald Trump was being sworn in, he
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  Speaker 3: never put his hand on the Bible.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I should have known something.
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  Speaker 2: Then he never put his hand on the Bible.
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  Speaker 3: And you know he's that was particularly telling about that
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  Speaker 3: is that if he didn't believe it, he wouldn't have
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  Speaker 3: a problem just putting his hand on the Bible. It's
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  Speaker 3: because he did, and he knew what he was gonna do.
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  Speaker 3: The two things that are unassailable that nobody can deny
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  Speaker 3: that he did not put his hand on his Bible.
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  Speaker 3: And he swears he's not going to happen. And I
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  Speaker 3: guess if you kill a bunch of people and incinerate
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of people, or I guess you might know something,
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  Speaker 3: you know the evilness in your heart.
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  Speaker 2: I'll do it all right. Uh, Jasmine, what'd you learn today?
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  Speaker 1: Glad to see the offset from the Migo home?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Anywhere? Were gambling in it? The Mico should never go.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: If it's a dice game in Texas Casino, stay home.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care what it is Monopoly nowhere, Stay home,
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  Speaker 2: Stay home. Man.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't care if a bid wish game break,
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  Speaker 3: I'll go. That's insane. These dudes turned to the black
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  Speaker 3: Kennedy's I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't knows too much.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus, oh man, stay home. You know what that there's
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  Speaker 3: a reason you're which jew.
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  Speaker 1: You've done very well. Make you.
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  Speaker 3: Have a private game and make sure you put a
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  Speaker 3: you put a metal detector.
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  Speaker 2: When people come in.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Go to casinos in the Bahamas or somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: The right, a casino in Florida. Come on now, skip
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  Speaker 3: my man, cheat them with you.
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  Speaker 4: Like today, I just want to shout out to Michigan
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  Speaker 4: won the national said they will, congratulations, said they were.
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  Speaker 1: It was just too big man and they made the
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  Speaker 1: adjustment Man, Yeah they did, and U sail A won
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  Speaker 1: to Man.
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