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Episode 261: NTS Radio · Not That Serious

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  Put a little I'm tryna have his edges lead. Thanks, yo, man?
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  What up? Though? You know, if this was the radio,
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  we would have been taking off the air for that dead silence, glod thing.
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  The radio is dead. Hey, everybody got its good thinking, not
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  this dead art form. You won't want to take this podcast in the radio?
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  What radio stations? Radio stations? What times are we syndicated across the
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  country our radio? I wouldn't mif it was just local? Why not?
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  I mean, I guess yeah. I mean people do still listen to the
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  radio. A lot of people, people in the cars on the commutes,
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  really a lot of people like to listen to talk shows, just like people
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  listening to podcasts. When the last time you listened to the radio, the
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  last time you listened to the radio? I do it all the time.
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  Actually, I don't know why I actually do it all the time. There's
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  just no way the last time you listened to radio a long It's been a
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  couple of weeks. I just didn't feel like plugging the last time you listened
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  to the radio. I only do it when like I gotta go, like
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  down the street to take my brother to work out. Ain't no point of
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  connecting to the let's just play until my phone gets on this Mother's Like,
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  what I do is when they played the last time you listen to the radio?
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  Same reason really just now. But I wasn't listening. It wasn't even
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  listen. It was just it was just down the street, just background,
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  no point of plugging my phone. Hold on Jones. Don't y'all had to
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  plug it in? Yeah, I'm saying yeah, because mine like just has
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  the bluetooth where so like bluetooth but either way, still, yeah, I
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  have had time. Okay, I have had to live down the street.
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  He doesn't need to stress for a thirty second drive, that's fair. I'm
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  talking about not accident. I'm talking about where he was like, I'm listening
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  to the radio. That only happens on accident. No, See, what
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  I do is when they play their music, I play my music and then
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  I come back to the radio. Huh. So I'm not listening to the
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  same songs all of like, I'm listening to the conversation. So when they
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  start playing music, I play what are you talking about? Like morning radio?
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  Yeah, so you even afternoon Because you got t Roy, you always
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  get to know what t boy be thinking. You know who Troy is?
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  T Roy, what you've been thinking? If I throw a cat out of
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  a moving vehicle? That yes? And then you got caught him in in
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  the morning. This is coping then coming from No, are you fucking serious?
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  You know what I like? They're not even Philly like, they're syndicated.
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  They're like in like Jacksonville ship. Yeah, bro, I haven't listened
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  to that ship since I was good. It's good stuff. I don't even
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  know what you're talking about. I know who T boy is. Finished what
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  you saying about the cat? If you move, if you throw a cat
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  out of a moving vehicle, is it considered kitty letter? Yeah? And
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  no wonder it's dying? Hey, T boy? What you been thinking?
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  Why do they vacuum seal creutons? Aren't they just stale bread? Fucking hell,
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  bro, isn't it That's actually not even true. It's definitely toasted bread.
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  You goddamn hey, even tvoy eggs, why they call him apartments went
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  all together? Were not that again? That's for goddamn sorry, that's for
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  ship shell. I hate I listen. Basically the radio is dying, radio
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  still thriving. I would definitely would not want us to be on the radio.
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  I would. I'll be on like I don't think only if we're syndicated,
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  like on a big radio season like Power over Man. Even if we
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  low would be a bigger bag we're getting right now. So I would take
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  the radio. It sounds like more of a use of my time because I
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  have to go to a radio station, and then it's less freedom, which
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  I want to share a radio station with. We gotta do cordy ass jokes
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  like if you for Castle the three. No, we could just do a
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  regular ship. You just can't wild out. That's it. We can't curse
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  yeah not yeah that we literally can't. Okay, so you have to shut
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  the fuck up. I have to cut the I don't have a problem.
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  I don't have talking because he's polite. Yeah, welcome to the not that
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  series be n p R. So if that's what, what if we do
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  x M Now now you're talking, Now you're cooking. Now I can say
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  whatever the fuck I want. This is Michael the big one coming from Foxhole
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  Radio. Yo, listen, I'll be on there, yucking it up.
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  Listen. Let me see real beaters Foxhould Radio. That's a real gold on
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  there. Dated in the radio, though, to be honest, XM No,
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  I don't know about the same time. People still listen next to him.
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  I mean they had those commercials, and I was like, it's surprising
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  when I when I yes, older people like the radio. It's all older
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  people. So I actually used to listen, like back when I had X
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  when it was given to me for free. I just saying to the comedy
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  stations, truckers, truckers listen to that. Listen to comedy. It's really
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  big with truckers. Really. Yeah. I went on a that's my new
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  not new thing, but I've been doing it for road trips, put on
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  like Pandora Radio, but for like a comedy, like a comedian, Yeah,
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  oh are you on that? Tag a couple of comedians, and then
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  it's like you get a joke I was doing in college, and I kind
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  of like, yo, he put me onto that, like just having comedians
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  go, oh my god, on a nice little, lonely little ride.
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  You just getting some good jokes. Oh my god, nigga Elsie put me
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  on the fucking the funniest joke, one of the funniest jokes to this day,
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  the John Mullaney, Oh story, what's new? Pussy cat. Oh
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  my god, that is easily one of the best jokes I've heard, one
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  of the best clean jokes I've ever heard in my life. It's too long
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  to go into right now. It's a fifteen minutes took like a ten minute
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  thing. But if you have time, go on YouTube looking up John mullaney
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  Salt and Pepper dying. I'm pretty I set that to you on the side,
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  Like, yo, please, bro, I remember I was like,
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  I was crying. You already know I was inconsolable. I was crying and
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  it was nearly a cursed word in sight. It was the most white bread
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  but it was great. That was prime. But it was still very very
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  alcoholic, coked up alcoholic John Molaney stuff like tell him nothing. That's when
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  he was straight laced. Yeah he's an animal now, huh No clean special.
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  He had a little savage phase. Yeah, that was they got to
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  live your months. He was tweeting, he's tweaking, he's doing something.
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  Yeah he was tweaking. But yeah, but yeah, that's that's a good
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  move there. But like action radio would be cool because you got that freedom
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  to like, you know, now everybody has access to it, so you
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  can say what you want. Yeah, and it was like to an extent,
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  to an extent, you know, dynamics couldn't say everything you wanted to
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  got that. You know, when you kind of think about it, what
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  he said wasn't that bad. It's worse ship. It wasn't that bad.
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  It was bad because he said it, and at the time it was if
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  it was thinking about it, if it was Steve Harvey and not him,
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  it probably would have went over a lot better. Yeah, because it's not
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  white. Of course. I'm just saying now, if you think about what
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  people say, now, that's that's a jab. Who the hell is saying
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  I'm saying, I'm compared to what people say. Now, what are you
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  about to say? Come on, this is not that serious podcast. Guys
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  about to say did you see the basketball team? Because my first reaction was
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  like, you're terrible, But then I googled them, Oh okay, I
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  didn't do that, Like I didn't do that. All I'm saying is thinking
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  about it now about that situation, there was a lot of holes in their
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  heads were happy. Is that what you're saying? It was more than a
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  couple, you know, it was it was the record's basketball team. It
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  was just a bunch of you know, black women. No, no,
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  but to call him nappyheaded hoes was been crazy as a white as a white
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  guy, not a good hold on. If Steve Harvey would have said that,
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  they definitely would have killed Steve Harvey for that. He would have lost
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  his job. Not losing that. I don't think he's losing his job,
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  but he's still looking at Steve. He's not losing his job. That's what
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  I'm saying, losing donas lost his job. I'm saying Steve Harvey wouldn't have
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  lost his job. He would have got HEAs for it. He wouldn't have
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  lost job. Still alive, No, he's dead. Yeah, which job
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  Steve Harvey got like fifty exactly twenty nineteen, not only had one. I'm
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  saying that if he said that on a radio show, he would still be
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  on that radio show. That's what I'm saying. If he said that on
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  the Steve Harvey Morning Show, he would be fine, not fine, but
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  like he the show would still be going and he'd be on it. Wait,
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  so he actually said nappyheaded hose on? Yes, but he said on
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  exhim radio, a white man said that that's crazy. Yeah, old white
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  man said that's yeah, that was crazy, and only other white people really
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  listen to it, so it was like yeah, and then someone got a
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  sniffle from saying somebody like what the fuck done? But again, like I
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  heard worse jokes. I heard worst jokes. But that's not even like a
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  joke. That's just an observation. That was his pure thought. He had
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  no, he had no, he had no. He said the press,
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  it's crazy, he said, where's the relaxed God? Damn bitch? Was
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  the just for me? You can't get away, he can't play ball in
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  a way, he was trying to help him out. It was a constructive
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  criticist. It's just for all y'all. I'm sorry they ain't got any good
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  hair dresses and new bron Who are we no good? You can't at least
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  at least go to Edison right there, bitch, only ten minutes from north
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  Get to do you right around the corner for birthday boy Dominigan, get that
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  get that plot and no paste in there plot paste? Oh get you hate
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  do war do? We stopped playing? Scary's laughing real hard right now,
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  lingling, Sorry, guys that don't know us. That was our friend.
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  He exclusively dates Latina's and we make fun of him for it. He's in
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  denial about it, but it's okay, okay, like every time, I
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  ain't gonna do it now, but it never feels Yeah, listen, man,
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  if if you got a track record, baby, just like some of
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  my other friends got track records. Hmm. These different trains and the drain
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  goes one way. I can make a prediction where you're gonna go next.
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  Aggressive sip, but I love them. That's gonna be a YouTube caption aggrossive
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  ship aggressive But hey, everybody, for the third time, it's not that
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  serious podcast, the greatest podcast in the world. I am one of your
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  hosts, Michael Julian Julian, it's my aka doctor Waffam. That's very business
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  like, isn't he? Yeah, what's going on here? I feel like
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  I probably caught a lot of people. Is a guess I'm not watching.
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  I can only hear. I had no idea. M Jante. Oh,
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  we're just all walland just a couple of all going on, Julian, Michael,
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  Keenan Lamon, Calvin Calvin, sorry Michael again, and Quante very strong
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  Mississippi middle linebacker name that's an old miss name Ferguson. That's that's one of
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  the best names ever. That Brickershaw is nuts. Do you see some of
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  the names now in college? It's a nigga name kool Aid McKinstry. That's
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  the name from Alabama, right, a nigga name kool Aid. I mean,
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  I don't think it's real name, Kooli, but yeah, that's that's
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  the name they call him. Comment that's obviously his nickname. But Koli Yeah,
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  nothing wrong. Cooley, No, it's it's the got used to play
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  for the Longhorns. I think the last I don't know. I don't know
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  if he's still in New Orleans. His name is Little Jordan Humphreyes. Yeah,
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  I remember Little Jordan. One nigga name is General Booty, General Booty,
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  the quarterback, General Booty, the coldest Crawford. Yeah, the coldest,
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  but the coldest ever doing rowdy beers, rowdy beers, mobility better be
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  quick, I swear to God niggas at the physicive back at the University of
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  North Texas twenty twenty three. He is currently playing mo Biddy ability mobility.
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  Nigga name Shita Silla defensive end at Boston College. Shit a Silla the realist
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  Clark d E apostrophe r E A l y s T. Clark. That's
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  some ghetto ass ship do dude, person, you're a nigga. Dude,
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  What the fuck would you name a nigga defensive back University of Central Arkansas.
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  It wasn't name a nigga guy Chief Borders memorable factor linebacker at Duke Tiger Shanks,
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  White Guy too memorable factor Fat Watts mm hmm p of course wide receiver
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  at Tulane God damn pandam exkew lineman at Charlotte Tiger Shanks is crazy Tiger Shanks
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  Cavossier smoke. You are a fucking rowdy beers you have back at Kentucky coun
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  Crazy Abossier. Why the funk would you name a child Cavossier pig Cage.
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  It's giving absolute nigga Jaden Muskrat. The last name is horrible. Yeah that
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  park Yeah yeah, it's crazy. Uh. The niggas name is Parker Titsworth
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  Center, Ohio University. The next nigga name, you know what, His
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  nickname is Storm Duck Storm Duck. All these niggas a lot of the niggas
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  DB's and receivers storm duck defensive back to the next nigga name is Dodge Saucer
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  Liman Iowa State, got a car. I don't know. Fish McWilliams,
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  Okay lineman at the University of Alabama at Birmingham. The pictures biggas so much
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  better, Chief Borders linebacker Nebraska, and last and not least, Major Burns.
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  I didn't think that's that crazy. Major Burns, Major especially, I
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  ain't get no burn No. Memorable factor is absolutely in listen, memorable factor.
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  This nigga name is ship Yeah, that's just nothing. There's nothing about
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  t T A ship shitter is crazy. Memorable fact, memorable factor. That's
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  a sentence memorable factor. Alrighty oh you name a child that yeah, Oh
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  my god, that's that's like, you know, like, all right,
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  you're going to the NFL or nothing. I don't think he's going funny bro
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  dude person, good dude person. That's mobility. What the h what looks
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  like that's him? That's memorable factor. You want to talk about the face
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  of a car salesman, car, so that nigga looks like he's No,
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  I'm talking about memorable factor. This dude paying to ask you. He's a.
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  He's related to the dude from the from the Jaguars. Ain't there's a
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  dude on Jaguars last name? Ask you God, Grizzly, ask you Tiger
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  Shanks? Is nuts, bro, dude, person's crazy. I can't memorable
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  factor. Nothing's gonna be memorable factor, Mike. Have you seen his face?
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  Yeah, he looks like he wants to sell you a c r V.
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  He looks like, uh, he goes to duke. That makes sense
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  exactly. He will eventually if he's playing football there. That's the basketball school,
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  my guys, has Danny Dimes asked? Yeah, keenan news ever players
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  you found out the hard way, didn't you? Nah? Bro, you
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  got sign this? Oh yeah, so yeah, it's it's us here.
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  Uh real quick. Make sure you follow us on all the platforms and listen
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  on all the platforms Spotify, Apple Podcasts and all that good stuff. Make
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  sure you subscribe to the Patreon. Give us some of that sweet, sweet
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  wet Kenan Bunny. That's right, three five fifty dollar tiers. We just
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  put out that beautiful, beautiful, beautiful ghetto Gaggers video out there. You
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  can watch us react to it. Listen. We're not going to give you
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  the link. Okay, if you want to watch it, you do that
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  on your own time. Mike has the link saving in the soil, and
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  so is Keenan. Because I sent it to Keenan, I deleted that.
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  I'll send it to you again and I'll just keep deleting it and then I'll
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  just keep sitting it to you. You won't know how to delete it,
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  and it will be a wonderful. I'll just send it to you every day,
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  every day, set a reminder on your phone. That's too much and
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  I can't wait, and I'll do it like one thirty seven clean. That's
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  too much commitment. You'll stop after the second sent you think I will,
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  Okay, Okay, test it. I want you to wake up to it
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  and sleep. Send it in an invisible link because you have that feature.
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  Now I'm gonna sit it in slam. It's a little cloud dust popping up
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  of little little, little little the most violent effect. They got, a
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  little spit come out of there, a little bit, a little bit of
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  that throw up from the video. Let't just talk about the video, Okay,
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  that's how that l mm hmmm uh any hell yes, make sure you
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  subscribed all that YouTube we're trying to hit ten k by the end of the
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  year. Help us do that. Good visuals on there. You want to
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  watch see all the funny interactions and facial ticks and looks that we got going
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  on. Uh yep, po Box two seven six in Burlington, New Jersey,
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  zip COZERI zero one six h. Speaking of that, do you see
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  the person who left the comment on the YouTube and said that it's common for
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  people to send chickens chickens. Apparently it's a common thing, and also people
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  don't pick up their chickens. I just thought that was the funniest shit ever.
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  Chickens were talked about that last episode. No, he was sleeping.
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  He lost it in this It was in the very beginning. Chickens. Yeah,
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  people were sending chickens because keen So I went to box and they're sending
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  us chickens. No Jesus, somebody was picking up a shipment of chickens from
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  the post office and I'm sitting there hearing just a whole bunch of chirps.
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  I'm thinking that the back doors open and then they bring up a box of
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  baby chickens. How does that even work? I don't know. We don't
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  know, Mike, we're not sending chickens. How do you send chickens?
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  Like, how do you even package package live stuff? Would hope it's something
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  local because if we're sending chickens across the country in a box, the chickens
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  are fresh from Nevada. Poke some holes and oh no, there's definitely holes
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  in the box. But yeah, no they are. I know. It's
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  smell crazy, no it. So here's the thing, Like everybody was just
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  sitting there regularly, and I'm looking around, like, don't hear that ship?
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  Y'all hear chickens? And apparently it happens a lot guys. Also apparently
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  people don't fucking pick up their chickens, so they just sit there. You're
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  having chicken nuggets for dinner. So so you work at the post office,
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  right the person that said yeah, keep going, and somebody's sending chickens.
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  You have a chipping of chickens waiting. Yes, what's the time limit do
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  you wait for the better pick them up that day? Not like if they
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  don't pick them up. If they don't pick them up to send there,
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  how long do you wait though the next day? If I'm the person there,
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  Because anybody trying. What's the protocol alive? That's what I'm saying.
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  What's the protocol on? The person that put the comment in on the YouTube?
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  Sounds like you know more about it than the rest of us. What's
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  the program they don't have? They have one of those crazy user names.
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  They don't have their actual name. They say, Yeah, I work at
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  the post office. Let me tell you here, I hear chickens all the
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  damn child time, chirping their fucking asses off. That's you must live in
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  like, yeah, they said. First time I heard it, I was
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  like, dam what's up with all these fucking birds in the building. Then
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  I found out it was common and sometimes people won't pick up their chickens either.
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  You're like a loss of like you get to take the chickens? I
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  don't know, Like, all right, yo, they raise these chickens.
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  Whoever shift it is your chickens now, Damn? I guess yeah, oh
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  my god. Get some fresh eggs every morning. Though, if you wanted
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  chicken nuggies, oh, I'm cool with that. That's the one time thing
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  though. Yeah, that's the work it would take to render those chickens to
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  kill and skin and feather. No, it won't take much to kill them.
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  What are you talking about? Of course it won't take much to kill
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  them. I'm talking about to kill the chicken, defeathering them, cleaning them,
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  sex them off, just shake the box. No, we're not talking
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  about killing the chicks, keenan, that's what he's talking about. It I'm
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  talking about. I think you're talking about making chicken nuggas like actually using edible
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  chicken. You're not gonna get much meat from a chicken, That's what I'm
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  saying, Like you gott it's at chicken to get them, like I would
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  say. I hope we're not under the misconception that chicken nuggets are a little
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  individual joke. That wouldn't change when I tell you, that wouldn't change a
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  thing for me. If there was, I wouldn't give a fuck. Kill
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  the ball. I want my niggies. I don't give a ship about animals.
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  I mean it. If it wasn't I made it clear, like when
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  they say, oh my god, this baby like veal, this baby deer.
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  Don't give a fuck baby cow, like, oh my god, the
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  baby cows. They don't walk the keans. I don't give a ship like
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  when they were showing that McDonald's documentary talking about the chicken or was that McDonald's
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  something else showing the chicken farms. They just pump up the chickens with with
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  hormones and they don't walk. They can't, their legers don't. I don't
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  give them their legs work. We don't eat those. So who gives this
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  ship when they try to fear monger? I love animals, but I love
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  food. Depends on the animals I love. I love pets. I don't
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  love livestock. I literally it depends on when you live on Twitter still will
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  kill the cows. Just watched with a straight faces. That's crazy. I
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  mean, this is where your hot dogs come from. Word? What word?
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  That's what's up? Like, this is where your state comes from.
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  They flipped the cow, slid it like I'm kill them. Put a box
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  over do a double slip dang water board with blood might send the meat.
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  Was it Dwight that came Dwight from the office and had the idea of like
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  taking out a cow, piece of a cow, yes, and just regenerating
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  it. I forget what I forget what episode that was, but yeah,
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  it's fine. A box of cow out to death with MIAs if it means
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  the meat meaning tender, I'm sucking a ship out. Is that the duke's
• 27:04
  animal you can take is a cow. I'll beat the ship out of a
• 27:07
  clown. Just just off the fact that really not a cow, baby calf,
• 27:12
  calf, I'm fucking a calf. Sure, yes, calf is,
• 27:17
  but a full blow cow. Nah. The strength factor is crazy, but
• 27:23
  there also is a speeds factor, which we are evenly matched. You think
• 27:29
  you evenly matched with a cow? Speed wise? Absolutely a cow. You
• 27:33
  know they got four legs, right, and I know they don't use none
• 27:34
  of them, but just yes, cos I think I could kill it with
• 27:41
  a cow. That's about to be a Patreon episode. We're gonna go to
• 27:45
  the cow. So it's not like it's hard to do that. Mike's gonna
• 27:49
  race at a bad fall line. We can find a cow. I can
• 27:52
  keep up with a cow. I promise you can't. Yeah, I promise
• 27:56
  you can't. I could keep absolute the fund cannot know you cannot. They
• 28:00
  have four leg google how fast they can run and you can't run that fast?
• 28:06
  How fast in the cow? You want to look at it? No?
• 28:07
  No, no, no, no, no, Mike, Mike,
• 28:10
  how fast do you think you can run? Miss pace hour? I got
• 28:14
  a good forty five? Are talking about fast humans? Not even that nigga
• 28:36
  said, I think you I think how fast you think a human can run?
• 28:40
  No? Probably no, he probably can't know run faster than probably twenty
• 28:44
  five. He was about to. Look, you got that right. Ain't
• 28:52
  stupid, nigga. These are jokes. Geez. I think Michael has a
• 28:56
  good ten eleven on them, ten ten if he's really hustling. Maybe I'm
• 29:04
  giving Mike. I'm giving Mike maybe six maybe six miles per hour Mike.
• 29:12
  I'm giving Mike. I'm giving Mike. I took my foot off the break
• 29:15
  and my car is coasting. Y'all got me fucked up. We're talking about
• 29:22
  peak. See, I'm not talking about distance. Yeah, I'm thinking about
• 29:25
  fastest. I can't go more than five miles an hour? Are you shipting
• 29:30
  me the visual of low yo? Oh it's gonna be Look you're seeing what
• 29:36
  Gilly raised that nigga I was talking about that. I'm just blow as a
• 29:42
  nigga. Got five is crazy? Five. I'll give you five maximum.
• 29:48
  I'm giving you six. Mike. I'm not giving you more than six.
• 29:52
  So you know, we gotta find we gotta find one of the police speed
• 29:55
  limit things that went past that. Okay, if your ship don't register,
• 30:00
  they might not gonna be like eight nine. I gave you ten. So
• 30:06
  well, just so you know, cows run twenty mile miles for hours.
• 30:07
  So I don't believe that that four legs. It's a big ass cow.
• 30:11
  I don't believe that. Bro nah twenty five miles per hour. So okay,
• 30:18
  says average average speed seventeen the maximum. So what's that he's not running
• 30:22
  seventeen? You ain't running seventeen either, No, no, no, no,
• 30:26
  no no. But I don't think they run seventeen. I don't think
• 30:30
  they run that fast. Why it's a cow. I don't give what fuck
• 30:34
  comery legs they got that? That gives you more, you know, how
• 30:38
  fast do you think a German shepard can run? What I'm trying to gauge,
• 30:45
  I'm just want to gauge how fast he thinks. He doesn't realize like
• 30:48
  a bull is a cow? I ever seen running up the bulls? Yeah,
• 30:52
  those are bulls, not domestic cows. Those are different. They're they're
• 30:55
  they're the same, They're not the same. Bigga's a cousins. Their cousins.
• 31:00
  Not all a bull cousin that's a game member, right. Yeah,
• 31:07
  yeah we're different. Yeah you're different, but you're still the same cousin.
• 31:15
  Yo, we're different. That cousin probably runs ten miles p hour from the
• 31:22
  police, not getting away either way. Cows can run fast. I'll give
• 31:27
  you faster than Mike, faster than but listen, Nah, I'm contested.
• 31:33
  I'm not ready for this. Hold on, I want to go. I
• 31:37
  want to go back to this. Yeah, bulls, they're a little distant,
• 31:41
  man, it's a male cast. I know what a bull is.
• 31:44
  I'm talking about No, no, no, no, stop stop stop.
• 31:48
  We're talking about the bulls that they use and like matted doors and runular bulls.
• 31:52
  Those aren't the same as the fucking move MoU cows that we have on
• 31:56
  the farms. Yeah, because those are women. So so like no,
• 32:00
  no, no, no, no, I'm talking about their bread differently.
• 32:07
  Do you think they train the I think they're bread, definitely, absolutely.
• 32:10
  I know they're drops training. I know they're bread definitely for sure. Absolutely,
• 32:15
  they're all bread the same. I don't think so that's how you know
• 32:17
  how breeding works? Yes, But when do you need like a strong female
• 32:22
  cow to make a strong male cow. Sure, and I think the stronger
• 32:28
  female cows, and I don't think the strongest and biggest cows are on the
• 32:31
  farm. This is dumber than Elsie thing. He can choke out a deer,
• 32:36
  honestly, because I fucking can. Okay, let's go okay like dairy
• 32:43
  cow, and you have a better chance of choking the deer than him.
• 32:45
  Running faster than the cow, I have a better chance, right, yeah,
• 32:49
  yes, yeah, because Mike, I gave you the fastest speed.
• 32:58
  You think they're running ten miles brown, I think they want to like four.
• 33:02
  Then they're not running. So it does say short bursts, So I
• 33:06
  then I think it's a short burst. I could die. Your mark gets
• 33:09
  sent pow. You think you're getting out the gate or the count? No,
• 33:14
  no, no, I think my first twisch s fucking cow? What
• 33:22
  you now? It goes on longer than like four five seconds? The cow
• 33:25
  is gonna gain on me, for sure, you versus count of forty yard
• 33:30
  Dad. Listen. My minimal athleticism that I have is very far and few
• 33:34
  in between. Short bursts is what I work in short bursts, and I
• 33:38
  think in my short burst with a. So you're talking about like what ten
• 33:43
  feet? What are you talking about? I'm thinking like twenty five feet,
• 33:46
  forty feet forty feet, not like forty feet, like twenty five feet.
• 33:52
  That's it's not long, I know, not long at all. I know
• 33:55
  all this is like ten yards? Is that you're talking about? Yep?
• 34:00
  Yes, yes, I would like to see it. We can set it
• 34:05
  up. We don't we're setting up a ten yard race? What is that?
• 34:09
  Easy? Easy work for me? Hey, I got a question for
• 34:15
  you. How fast do you think African side neck turtle can run? What
• 34:20
  is that? I don't have that just that is a side neck turtle,
• 34:25
  A side neck turtle, a turtle, African side neck turtle? How fast?
• 34:29
  Five? No, these cows are running from Let see the Those look
• 34:40
  like dairy cows too. You run with that? You're that you're lying.
• 34:46
  No, I'm not lying. I can do it. You are lying.
• 34:51
  Nah. And they were running a long distance too. And the thing is
• 34:55
  the only reason why I've been not hitting max speed because there's an the cow
• 35:00
  in front of him. Let some be chasing that bitch. Nah. I
• 35:04
  got it, you got it, bro, I got it for sure.
• 35:07
  You don't even trying. Yes, sir, that is funny. But like,
• 35:15
  are they on the highway though, yes, it says the Indians,
• 35:17
  And I see them running past cars and oh they're not. That's what what
• 35:22
  are you talking? I said, I'm not. I'm giving Mike. The
• 35:24
  speed of my road is off the ground. There a car moving in the
• 35:27
  background, and the road and the roads icy climb it into a bad traction
• 35:32
  for the cows too. You can run that. You can run in that.
• 35:37
  I just need some spikes. Okay, well, listen, we we're
• 35:42
  gonna get you run against the cow. I'm gonna figure it a way,
• 35:45
  or we'll just find the speed limit thing. But no, no, no,
• 35:46
  no, no, no, no, no no, I want to
• 35:49
  see a cow burn. Mic. Okay, well you're gonna be looking for
• 35:53
  a long time. Why because it ain't happening, the cow burning you you
• 35:58
  guys racing unless you get one of those mad Adora bulls. Put a red
• 36:01
  cape on my back, because that's all I was going to see is my
• 36:06
  back. I love the confidence. The confidence is great confidence. It sounds
• 36:15
  so good. You probably haven't ran in forever. It was like last time
• 36:22
  I ran, when's the last time you sprinted? Sprint? The last time
• 36:25
  you walked fast? Oh, last last time I walked fast, like a
• 36:34
  week or two ago, was going to the bout. When I took about
• 36:37
  walk, I did like a little brisk walk. I like that sprint a
• 36:45
  minute, the sprint for a minute sprint when we went to the track during
• 36:52
  COVID. That might have been the last time. Mm hmmm, how long
• 36:58
  was that? H m four years? No no no no no no no
• 37:01
  no no no no no no no no no. That's a lie. That's
• 37:05
  a lie because I used to do Marcus had me doing sprints for a little
• 37:07
  bit. True. You were just there recently, right, Yeah, I've
• 37:10
  seen I'm there every Tuesday and Thursday. Get his fitness up. Yeah,
• 37:15
  suck my days. No, you're not doing that. He's all right.
• 37:19
  Cows across the street watching them, like keep training. They over there,
• 37:24
  word, they're like fun. Then they just start spreading. Now we still
• 37:31
  keeping there, like they take two steps, were still good, We're still
• 37:37
  good. All we do is walk around. So this man doing a full
• 37:44
  padded practice healthy m hmm, slop, what are you talking about? They're
• 37:52
  not picks? Might be a making things not pis just spreading misinformation. Nigga,
• 38:00
  I see that. I've seen them, nigga, I've seen I've seen
• 38:02
  a cow get of abscess, poked out and then eat the puss. They
• 38:06
  ain't even healthy, maybe a hurt. I don't know what they do.
• 38:09
  I've seen them lick the puss up them dyce ain't refined. Okay, so
• 38:16
  I'll take my chicken nuggies. Okay, that's what. Definitely like my chicken.
• 38:22
  That's what we got. Shape like that thesaurs. AnyWho, what we
• 38:30
  got to talk about, fellas. So, guys, if you want to
• 38:32
  see me burn a cow man, subscribe to the Patriots the Patriot because I'm
• 38:37
  I'm definitely gonna find a cow and trying the cow and I'll dust it.
• 38:43
  Oh no, we're just gonna do it on their phone. Bring back to
• 38:45
  the farm, na, Na, I can't be running on grass. I
• 38:47
  need a nice pave. Get some like the funk. Like you think we're
• 38:53
  gonna get a cow to the paved, Bring it to the mill, yo,
• 38:59
  bring it to the high school. You challenge the cow. You gotta
• 39:01
  go to their turf. Yeah, you know what I say. I don't
• 39:04
  think you get to pick that, my guy. You're the challenger. It's
• 39:07
  the animal tell you're the challenger. Slowed it up on the trailer, we
• 39:10
  bring it to the park. See now you see you got too many stipulations.
• 39:15
  It's easier to move you than move a cow. Yeah, nigga,
• 39:17
  if you want to challenge the best fight, I'm like Floyd Mayweather, nigga.
• 39:22
  Like, I'm not gonna fight unless it's worth my weight, nigga,
• 39:25
  So we won't wear these gloves. You come to my hood and we're gonna
• 39:29
  fight in Denver where I live. You're gonna struggling out to stealing. Yeah,
• 39:36
  God, still lose, okay. And then and then when I win,
• 39:44
  I'm gonna slaughter that motherfucker and then make that nigga cook it, okay,
• 39:50
  And I want to extra garlic on my ship nickel okay, okay.
• 39:58
  Be the cow to raise and then ate afterwards. Bro, that's called the
• 40:01
  circle of life. So the victor goes the fucking lamb chops. What happens
• 40:07
  when the cow beats you? How does it get out of it? I
• 40:12
  give it, I give it, I give it, I give it a
• 40:14
  little. You're gonna milk it. I let it milk me. You're always
• 40:16
  gonna the cow milk me huh no, you gotta do the horse video.
• 40:25
  Oh oh, all right, now you can't even good bye, man.
• 40:30
  I have a freaky ass nigga, But the cow milking you isn't just as
• 40:34
  freaky. Do you know what happened in the horse video? And you know
• 40:38
  what a cow got to do the milk you. They arrested him, right,
• 40:45
  that's not what Keenan was talking about. You're talking about a different type
• 40:46
  of milkyout. Still a freaky ass nigga, Like, look at this exactly,
• 40:57
  like it's a joke. You thinking too deep into it. You had
• 41:00
  me getting mm hmm. I think everybody's mind went to you busting or not,
• 41:07
  and not the horse squeezing your I guarantee everybody did, because niggas did
• 41:12
  cows and milk and you and then people in milk and then not thinking of
• 41:15
  a male's titties in the context of I went that way because I didn't assume
• 41:20
  that you were gonna get jacked off, because that's what You're a freak,
• 41:27
  so were you. So I had to go to the freaking thing possible anyway.
• 41:34
  So uh yes, you let you deal with that with you or therapist.
• 41:39
  That was your week. I had two weddings. Oh, weddings.
• 41:47
  So I had a wedding on Friday. It was actually somebody went to high
• 41:52
  school with. That was cool to see a lot of people that I knew
• 41:55
  lit the whole time. That was the Mommy's wedding. No, No,
• 42:00
  that wasn't it. That was last night. Last night did another wedding.
• 42:05
  This one was an egg Harbor, but it was different because the ceremony didn't
• 42:08
  start until six pm and it was outside, so it was freezing. It
• 42:14
  was cold as hell, but we made it through the ceremony. It was
• 42:17
  dark. Yeah, that was They have lights like them, so that's the
• 42:22
  thing. So the venue out there didn't have lights. So I don't even
• 42:24
  know why they provide an option for weddings to start that late if they can't
• 42:28
  light the wedding, that's stupid. Yeah, that was. That was strange
• 42:30
  to me. And then when I got during this time of year where it
• 42:34
  gets dark real it gets dark at four thirty, So I'm like, what,
• 42:37
  how don't y'all have lights? And one of the people that worked there,
• 42:39
  this guy, he was like, do you have uplighting? I was
• 42:42
  like, nigga, no, I to funk, would I have like I'm
• 42:45
  a DJ. Nobody they didn't ask me to bring up DJ oh. Yeah,
• 42:49
  sometimes they'll bring uplighting for weddings that start this lay. I'm like,
• 42:52
  bro, first of all, I didn't realize that y'all didn't provide this.
• 42:53
  If the wedding ceremony was going to start this goddamn late, why y'all should
• 42:58
  be prepared for this. Yeah, So the only thing they did have out
• 43:00
  there, they had heaters, but it wasn't enough. It just kind of
• 43:04
  like surrounded the chairs on the outside, but there was only four so it
• 43:07
  wasn't really enough to keep anybody who wasn't sitting directly next to the heater warm.
• 43:12
  But we were only out there probably like saying like the seats were frosted
• 43:15
  over, the seats were it was so cold, the seats were frosted over,
• 43:17
  they were wet. That was while my laptop stopped charging. That was
• 43:22
  different. It was so cold, like it went to protective mode, so
• 43:24
  like it went to survival gas bro literally in survival mode so it would only
• 43:30
  like be powered by my my charger. The laptop was like, Yo,
• 43:34
  what are we doing? What's going on? So thankfully it went smooth.
• 43:37
  Everything was it was really nice. It was a nice ceremony. It was
• 43:40
  just fucking cold and dark, but I mean one of the photographers he had
• 43:44
  a spotlight, so that ended up working out well, well better than what
• 43:49
  it was, so that worked. Then we went inside for the ceremony.
• 43:52
  Thankfully, everybody was finally thawed out and warm, warm, it was.
• 43:57
  It was great. So it was like they were both Puerto Ricans and so
• 44:00
  h a lot of Spanish music, a lot of Mommy shout out to Gary.
• 44:07
  Gary's Latina sensus were tingling, tingling, But yeah, it was lit
• 44:10
  as wedding. So I had both of those. And then I had like
• 44:15
  a eighteenth birthday party in Delaware on Saturday. That was cool. So I
• 44:19
  was like all over the place, like the first wedding was in New Hope,
• 44:22
  PA. Then I went to Delaware the next night, and then I
• 44:23
  went to Veer afterwards cause I had to help my boy there. And then
• 44:27
  the next day I went to uh that, yeah, egg Harbor. I
• 44:30
  was just a lot of driving this weekend. Damn. It was way in
• 44:34
  egg Harbor. Yep, garb. So that was the same place I was
• 44:37
  at for the previous wedding. Yeah, Justice A couple of weeks ago.
• 44:42
  Mm hm, So that was that was the only saving grace, the fact
• 44:44
  that I had been there. I knew where to go, I knew where
• 44:46
  to I could park, unpacked and everything. So it was smooth. So
• 44:51
  nice. Gave my money this weekend. I'm happy. I'm not broken on
• 44:54
  wish I say the same. That's what it's all about, not being broken
• 44:58
  no more. I ain't broke no more. Listen when you broke to be
• 45:01
  mad mm hmm. Just be updated, don't ship be funny. I went
• 45:09
  to a Horrible Decisions podcast. Where was that at that had a live show
• 45:13
  in Philly at the City Winery. What part of Philly City Winery have been
• 45:17
  the fashion district? Huh if we were to describe that area China, they're
• 45:24
  trying to be the arena. Put the arena. Oh that's where they're trying
• 45:29
  to put it. Yeah, right next to what town? Chinatown? M
• 45:32
  m mm hmmm. So yeah, that was if anyone to recall when you
• 45:37
  were in Chinatown. Come on, okay, I'll let you finish. We
• 45:44
  don't have to do it, well we will. I already did it on
• 45:46
  the exactly they got a double we'll go back, well, we'll circle back
• 45:51
  to that. It was a it was a very horny uh live show.
• 45:58
  If anybody knows the horrible decisions, they're like a very sexual active like conversation
• 46:02
  podcast. Do you know? No, they they they brought they uh what's
• 46:10
  the word? They recoined the word whore or huh so like they took it
• 46:15
  back and changed like the mean like like how we did with nigga? How
• 46:17
  by niggas? Now let it go. It's not it's worked for them.
• 46:28
  It's working for them. It's working for them. But I don't Yeah,
• 46:34
  so they recoined it. You don't know. We can't say I'm not.
• 46:37
  I don't know you. You can't say you. You can't do it.
• 46:42
  You we don't do it when we did it with nigga. You know it's
• 46:45
  a are you out of your god damn mind? Keenan? What are you?
• 46:50
  Nigga? What? Why? Ahead? Are you born a whore?
• 46:53
  Keenan? Shut up? Then? But you're born black, but you're still
• 47:00
  taking a negative connotation and changed into So it's different. Why is it different?
• 47:04
  It's something you get called because of your actions, then something you're called
• 47:09
  because of who you are. You can still change, you can still you
• 47:13
  can still change. You can still change the don't say it's not the same
• 47:19
  thing is Jason. It's like just you're you're taking a negative word and turning
• 47:25
  it a positive. I can, I can. I can look at that
• 47:29
  it's funny because it's not. You can look at anything funny. White people
• 47:31
  could look at the fact that we took it and made it funny. It's
• 47:35
  it's all about perspective. It's all about perspective, and it doesn't align with
• 47:38
  your perspective. And that's okay, that's okay, that's fine, that's okay.
• 47:42
  This is stupid. Sure, sure, But now you compare the struggle
• 47:47
  of those horses struggle of black those horse are doing it big. It's more
• 47:52
  of the struggle of women, and those horse are doing big. Being shamed
• 47:57
  for being choices, double standards for choices, double standards and choices, double
• 48:02
  standard choices, double standards. I didn't choose to be black. We're not
• 48:07
  talking about that. I'm talking about I'm talking about this, Nigga said,
• 48:10
  no zaering in on one thing you don't like, Let's talk about the actual.
• 48:15
  Yes, the show. I just I just when I's I chuckled,
• 48:21
  That's all, okay. But well, I said, they flipped it like
• 48:24
  we did with Nigga. It's just it's just I see it as a different
• 48:29
  content. Well that's the best thing you could think of. Think of something
• 48:32
  else, all right, the slut walk with you know that's but yeah,
• 48:40
  so they got it. I love women. They are It was a very
• 48:49
  yeah. Yeah, you know he lies, I love women. I just
• 48:52
  ate goofy bitches. Go ahead, but you think not really. So yeah
• 48:59
  that podcast, Yeah, they are very entertaining. Uh. They had like
• 49:02
  a whole uh sensory demonstration where this guy brought out these two women and was
• 49:10
  hitting him with like various things. He brought out, you know, paddles.
• 49:15
  Uh he started like a feather or some No, he didn't started with
• 49:20
  flogged them. At one point he had two bicycle pedals and I'm saying that
• 49:23
  like all those bicycle pedals and he was just behind the cheeks like why why
• 49:34
  was like bro like like I like, that's the ship you get into where
• 49:38
  it's like you might be a little too like what it was bicycle pedals.
• 49:45
  But behind us there was a group of people that I would hope that they
• 49:51
  was on something because the way that they was acting getting freaky and loud.
• 49:54
  I'm like, okay, yeah, I got it, relaxed, bro.
• 49:57
  The chicks over there rupping each other's tits and fish nets stocking. John's just
• 50:01
  I'm like, we're watching the show behind your Yeah, I mean, but
• 50:08
  we're here to watch the show. Okay, you here to watch a freak
• 50:12
  show. Sure, but yeah, the freak show shouldn't be behind me.
• 50:15
  Why not because I didn't pay for that. You paid, Keenan. You
• 50:20
  paid to go to a freak show and expect no freaks to be freaky there.
• 50:23
  At least do it when they're not having full discussion they're talking. If
• 50:29
  they're talking and you're louder than them, they're not talking. There there's and
• 50:36
  the other freak watching it getting That's where you weren't talking during that point.
• 50:42
  It wasn't talking during that point. It wasn't having deep phillos. And what
• 50:47
  was they talking about? Fucking It wasn't talking about what was going on Palestine.
• 50:52
  They're talking about freaky ship in front of freaky niggas, about gossip.
• 51:00
  Hey man, it wasn't It wasn't they rubbing their tenes. Should there be
• 51:04
  a two state solution in Israel? Do you condemn my moss and they're just
• 51:08
  rubbing their palestarian doesn't even have it on me. What are we doing here?
• 51:19
  Get the bike pedals? Does Israel have a right to defend it?
• 51:22
  So are we really going to compare seventy five years to one day rubbing?
• 51:34
  Spend the rest of the time just till it's backwards chilling with the lady?
• 51:42
  Did some ship? Yeah? Did y'all? So so you when you hit
• 51:52
  me out with the group, you were y'all all went there, Yeah,
• 51:54
  okay, okay, okay, what are you about to ask me? No?
• 52:00
  What is Oh? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'm like,
• 52:05
  what do you They had extra curriculus? They said, So when you
• 52:07
  got home, right, did you bring out the bike pedals? Nah?
• 52:15
  But this the guy did use something that looked like uh fucking roller rolling pin?
• 52:22
  A rolling pin? And I was like, we do that one of
• 52:24
  those at the house. We could like gold before you even get into this.
• 52:30
  Doesn't your girl have roommates? Yeah? And and is a rolling pin
• 52:37
  for everybody? He can They got disinfected if you put as if I found
• 52:44
  out that you put I was spreading out of Beata. Hey, I found
• 52:49
  out you put a rolling pin on somebody's ad. I'm putting your hands and
• 52:52
  feet on you. That wouldn't be the worst thing that you've probably eaten.
• 52:59
  What what the hell are you talking about? You know between you know,
• 53:04
  just the various spots you're going to eat, like a restaurant, So you
• 53:07
  eating people's houses and stuff. No ash tea to a rolling that's probably And
• 53:13
  it was cleaned afterwards. It was cleaned afterwards. I don't give up.
• 53:16
  It was cleaned afterwards. But this is the fact that you thought, I'm
• 53:21
  gonna use this kitchen appliance that everybody uses and put it on my ass for
• 53:25
  kicks, not for kicks, for kinks. I shut them up. Where's
• 53:32
  the button? Where's the but? Yeah, where is the but it ain't
• 53:37
  on there? Hey yo, come on, Kinks. I feel like Keena
• 53:47
  had to ship Keenan say if it was done to him, he would be
• 53:51
  furious it was no, I would like no, I was going. You
• 53:54
  wouldn't now because it went. It went with the conversation. Not for kicks.
• 54:00
  Are you talking about the rolling? You're talking about the actual rolling.
• 54:02
  I think Kenyan would have asked, did you wash it? And if you
• 54:06
  wash it Keenan would be like, all right, I would go how far
• 54:09
  did the rolling pin go? There was your surface level? I don't give
• 54:15
  if it's surface level. It's just on a b cheet. But then once
• 54:16
  we started getting you know, juices, and now it's would it's porous.
• 54:22
  It's different. It's different absorbing it exactly. But if it's just a hey,
• 54:29
  bro, you know, there's so many other things in the house.
• 54:30
  You could do that with anything else. Why does it have to be a
• 54:34
  rolling pin that goes on food? Nigga, use your hand, use a
• 54:37
  shower, nigga, use some ship. I'm not going to use a book,
• 54:42
  use as book, quants mal book, that's sure. I could anything
• 54:47
  a belt something, And and the rolling pin is something you don't cook with?
• 54:57
  Is that or is that part of the kink? Like this could be
• 55:00
  on a pizza like ooh, only we know that that was on your ass
• 55:09
  the next time. It's for those sickles when they see somebody else instantly rolling
• 55:15
  out pizza. Though they're both kicking the light only god that was on look
• 55:20
  at their eating our ass pizza. I wonder if you can still take some
• 55:23
  asada wheel they're eating our a serony yeah, just a big old pie ass
• 55:34
  serony, No, thank you, but you had fun. Oh it was
• 55:37
  a good time. It's a good time. I had a good weekend.
• 55:39
  That's good. I did not have a good weekend, let me tell you.
• 55:47
  Damn. So it started out. I was like, ah, I
• 55:52
  was thinking about what I was gonna do. It's okay, go golfing,
• 55:54
  maybe deal with these leaves. So I go golfing with cav Right, that's
• 56:01
  cool. We started golfing. We get out right before the sun sets,
• 56:07
  but we're able to do everything. Then I'm supposed to go to get Indian
• 56:10
  food with Brandy. So we're driving to I guess it was like hadt and
• 56:15
  feel to this Indian spot and we are pretty much there and then I get
• 56:22
  a call and I was like I don't recognize this number. And then I
• 56:25
  get another call and I'm like, m that's a different number. I was
• 56:30
  like, oh, let me call back. This might be important and it
• 56:35
  was my job and I was like that's weird, Like, oh yeah,
• 56:39
  didn't you know you were supposed to be on call tonight. I was like,
• 56:44
  what tonight? On call? Overnight? Me? Yeah, it's like
• 56:51
  oh yeah, if you could just get back yeah, as fast as you
• 56:54
  can. You know, we'll cover for you until you until you get back.
• 56:59
  And I was like, but on call. I was like oh what?
• 57:02
  And I look up, look at my phone real quick, and I
• 57:06
  was like, yeah, on call six six pm to nine am. And
• 57:10
  I was like, Oh the fuck, what the what? I had no
• 57:15
  idea I had to do this. I'm trying to eat Indian food? What
• 57:20
  kind of what? Ship six into nine eight? So he's supposed to stay
• 57:23
  up all fucking night. That's the thing. I didn't even know. It's
• 57:27
  a fucking shift. I don't. It was new for me. I never
• 57:31
  had to do it before. Was that fifteen hours? What the fuck?
• 57:36
  What kind of fucking shift is that? Hey? Man, you even had
• 57:39
  that shift? What the fuck is that? But I started looking for a
• 57:43
  new job. I've only had no no because it actually came out. It
• 57:52
  came out in like October. But with my job, I get so many
• 57:55
  emails that it's just like it got lost in the sauce of the emails.
• 57:59
  And it was like, oh, yeah, here's the on call shift,
• 58:01
  Like that's a Saturday, Yeah, Saturday. And I was like ah.
• 58:06
  I was like, oh, Brandy, we got to go home. I
• 58:08
  gotta go to work, so I'll just go home, heat up salary hourly.
• 58:15
  Okay, yeah combiny should be I think. Cool, that's crazy,
• 58:22
  Yeah, just what it is. But yeah, I went home heat it
• 58:28
  up, some food sadly got on my computer. I'm here, it's like
• 58:36
  thanks for covering for me, blah blah blah, and then I'm just there
• 58:38
  like I actually forgot how to do this looking up like my document skined,
• 58:44
  like all right, I get this all back together, and then eight thirty
• 58:50
  rolls around and the other like the woman I was working with was like,
• 58:54
  all right, good night. I was like, good night, bitch.
• 58:58
  I'm by myself. That's how I was like, oh, I'm doing what
• 59:07
  I want, like oh okay, and I was like all right, so
• 59:10
  yeah, it's just me technically, I guess working by myself for like twelve
• 59:15
  hours. What so you just had to stay off that whole time. I
• 59:19
  think I was supposed to. But I should have asked beforehand, like how
• 59:22
  do you normally handle this? Like people like wake up when they get like
• 59:25
  a message of like now you got to do something, because it was only
• 59:29
  like, let you say, like six or seven things for me to do
• 59:32
  over the time, like it takes some time but only like six assignments to
• 59:37
  do. But yeah, that was you know, I had just golf like
• 59:44
  for hours and then I was like some non and go to have a nice
• 59:51
  night and relaxed or you never know one thing. No, no, it
• 59:57
  was me in the office. D n You imagine night is shut on you.
• 1:00:05
  You might get some man and man and I was just work. It's
• 1:00:10
  Saturday. What a turn of events. This is prime. This is prime.
• 1:00:16
  Uh the physicality night you think, so you're the fun thing least doing
• 1:00:21
  anohing got a belly fund Indian food. I'm saying, you know, might
• 1:00:24
  get a little suggestive, get a little spicy, suggested, spicy, show
• 1:00:30
  a little bit of shoulder. Them belly dancers turn you on work. So
• 1:00:40
  one second man, once not a m rolled around, you woke up and
• 1:00:44
  clocked out or I was awake, okay at that point it was like I'd
• 1:00:47
  have been knocked the fun out. I was like, I'm already awake.
• 1:00:51
  So I was like, there's a lot of sitting and waiting for something happening
• 1:00:55
  where you're like were working throughout the night. No, I mean I was
• 1:00:59
  doing like some like works modules or like other stuff that I was like,
• 1:01:01
  I could get like make use of this time. I guess since it's so
• 1:01:06
  like just things like so like, oh, things could happen while you're like,
• 1:01:10
  things could come up like yeah, no, things popped up and I
• 1:01:13
  was like, why the hell are you calling right now? But I was
• 1:01:16
  like, I guess that's what I'm here for. Makes sense, But yeah,
• 1:01:22
  that was that was that that. So I guess to further ask,
• 1:01:24
  is this like a once a month thing. No, it's like maybe like
• 1:01:29
  once a year. Like I looked at the schedule and I was like,
• 1:01:31
  yeah, I'm not supposed to be on until never. Oh. Yeah,
• 1:01:38
  he just caught you by surprise. No, definitely called me by surprise because
• 1:01:42
  I was like, oh, I thought the next day I was working was
• 1:01:44
  like the Saturday of Thanksgiving. So I was like, that's weird, but
• 1:01:49
  that's during the day and that's like that's more of like my normal job.
• 1:01:52
  But that would have had me sick. That was my weekend. And then
• 1:01:57
  Sunday Sunday, I was like, maybe I get some sleep. My dogs
• 1:02:02
  were like police. Mike was right about y'all. I should have left you
• 1:02:07
  all side. I should have left you in the woods. With a cup
• 1:02:10
  of jelly, putting want something, foods catch it? You got two kids,
• 1:02:21
  we're gonna do Yeah, what can you do? It was like you
• 1:02:22
  can hit the three, but you can't tell when you're getting left. M
• 1:02:28
  Where dumb ass dog idiot. But yeah, how was your week, Mike?
• 1:02:36
  My week was cool? Man. Uh. I had a long weekend,
• 1:02:39
  Like I was off from Wednesday to pretty much Sunday. So I chilled
• 1:02:47
  all week. Shaturday, I went up to hang with the woman, chilled
• 1:02:58
  out. We did a lot of domestic stuff around the house, like we
• 1:03:00
  cleaned up with is the store, grocery shopping. I got some wine?
• 1:03:07
  What kind of wine? Soon soon? Red or white? It was white.
• 1:03:13
  It was like a sparkle. I think it was like a champagne champagne
• 1:03:16
  wine. It was in a blue bottle. No, no, no,
• 1:03:20
  it's like it's like a swirly bottle. But it's like a swirly glass bottle.
• 1:03:25
  That's something that sounds like fun. I know exactly about that. One's
• 1:03:30
  good that it's very good. It's got it right, yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:36
  very nice. So it was there, you know, chilling, you
• 1:03:38
  know, little wine, a little dinner, little little little little lost,
• 1:03:45
  little greenery. You know, one thing lived through a living that's to do
• 1:03:58
  it. You know, we was watching we don't end up watching t B.
• 1:04:02
  Oh man, let me tell you too. B's all right, what
• 1:04:08
  did you watch? You pulled the old faithful move to B is alright,
• 1:04:12
  he's watching another sex scene. That's just that's that's what let's do. I'm
• 1:04:16
  not I'm not daffing you up. If you go to to B for the
• 1:04:19
  sex and that we see on the TV. I love doing that. Was
• 1:04:25
  like, let's watch this. I was like, let's let's play my favorite
• 1:04:29
  game. Let's play my game. That's dude, what they do on the
• 1:04:33
  TV, the TV net kiss see where it goes? Uh no, yeah,
• 1:04:43
  to to be all right, man like, obviously the shortcomings are the
• 1:04:47
  shortcomings, but like they be kind of entertaining, man Like. It's just
• 1:04:53
  showing there right now. Because like most of the stuff that's popular from t
• 1:04:58
  B that you see, like filmed the Detroit by like the same few collective
• 1:05:03
  of people. Okay, I didn't know that like most of them movies,
• 1:05:08
  like I probably feel them. Detroit makes losson and like you, if you
• 1:05:14
  watch enough, you'll see the same people in these movies, like doing like
• 1:05:19
  it's just it's like a Tarantino movie, like Sam Jackson, like Tyler Perry
• 1:05:25
  and Universe, Adam Sandler Universe. You know what I mean. You see
• 1:05:29
  the same people as ship Rob Schneider again, Yes, yes, like damn,
• 1:05:33
  Rob Schneider is a guy with one eye. Oh my god, you
• 1:05:36
  can do it all the time. Rob Schneider is a Polynesian. That seems
• 1:05:44
  Rob Schneider is a sandwich delivery guy. Okay, okay, okay, he's
• 1:05:47
  still funny. Make it work. But like it's just one show on there.
• 1:05:56
  We've benched the whole show two seasons called the show called the Dirty D.
• 1:06:00
  The Dirty D's about this nightclub in Detroit and basically like a fake power
• 1:06:08
  Oh okay, I thought it was gonna be like called weakness. What do
• 1:06:12
  you call it? What's that other? Just something like that. But it's
• 1:06:15
  more so forcused on the bar and bottle girls. And Keenan was right about
• 1:06:21
  the sexies. It's literally a minimum a minimum of one to two sex scenes
• 1:06:30
  per episode. And when I tell you, these sex scenes are graphic,
• 1:06:40
  these motherfuckers are graphic, like it's borderline porn. I have a question for
• 1:06:47
  you, what's up. Let's say you know you you you that cast for
• 1:06:54
  a Twob movie. You're doing a sex scene the Twoby movie. Yeah,
• 1:07:00
  how how graphic would you allow them to get? And what do you mean
• 1:07:04
  by graphics in the two B movies when I said, I think of like
• 1:07:09
  a sex scene and like a regular like seeing like a movie like like Monsters,
• 1:07:14
  like Monsters Ball or like a classic came of Thrones Game of Thrones that
• 1:07:18
  they were having real I mean, not real, but you know it was
• 1:07:21
  like it was having well I was saying, like they were like you know
• 1:07:26
  something like wasn't just like shots of people's heads, no, nigga, it's
• 1:07:31
  literally it scenes backshots like like Killer Big. You can see like the Chloe
• 1:07:40
  sex scene like that like that, but you they both naked and it's like
• 1:07:44
  no sheets covering up. They both was naked. I'm talking about like you
• 1:07:47
  see it's still dam for that. Yeah, fucking all day. That's like
• 1:07:53
  single now, bitch, damn pussy, damn. That's not necessary. It
• 1:07:58
  is all day. But like yeah, it's like it's just real graphic.
• 1:08:02
  It's like one scene, like I've seen the Girl, there was a threesome
• 1:08:08
  with two chicks one dude obviously, and the girl got up. You can
• 1:08:14
  see a couchie. What's wrong with that? He's obviously that that just killed
• 1:08:18
  me. I mean trained, No, I'm not even that because like,
• 1:08:25
  I'm not filming that. But you were in the room. What are you
• 1:08:29
  talking about? When do you see that in the movie? Ever, Toby
• 1:08:33
  would be the expected huh, it's Tooby. That'd be the one place I
• 1:08:39
  expected. I'm a director, this is not gonna sell. So you saw
• 1:08:43
  her whole like, yes, nice? Like yeah, I can't think of
• 1:08:48
  it. Did that happen in a movie with two guys? But you know
• 1:08:53
  that indy movie coming out and they were alight, that's yeah, that's day.
• 1:09:00
  Did you see the producer of Euphoria died one of them? One of
• 1:09:03
  them? I guess yeah. That shows you they need to just just give
• 1:09:06
  him, say anything or repeter that man. But this ain't never coming out.
• 1:09:10
  What the fuck? I don't think I wanted to come out of this
• 1:09:13
  point up. Just let it go, bro. I like to see any
• 1:09:16
  But they said twenty twenty five. Fine, no, it's almost twenty twenty
• 1:09:19
  four. They're not gonna be in high school anymore. You're down two oh
• 1:09:25
  is that lady. You're down three main characters and a producer. Come on,
• 1:09:30
  characters, Yeah, the one Dominata strick chick, she's not coming back.
• 1:09:34
  With the chubby the chubby girl, she's not coming back. Her character
• 1:09:39
  was going down there anyway. Yeah, but she still And then the little
• 1:09:43
  boxer dude, he's not coming back. The boxer dude, Yo, in
• 1:09:46
  the show he died. I'm just saying two people, three people, and
• 1:09:51
  then you have a show producer. I mean, it's it's cooked all right.
• 1:09:59
  God excuse because even so, like how old they're going to look more
• 1:10:02
  than one producer. Yeah, but I'm saying that's a critical part of the
• 1:10:06
  team, on top of all the time you can get another producer or without
• 1:10:17
  I understand that, but I'm saying that on top of three main characters.
• 1:10:23
  Especially for the long time that this show has been out of production. It's
• 1:10:27
  just like at this point, it's like we're doing that for Kevin. There's
• 1:10:30
  too many things stacking up against just if anything, they just do like those
• 1:10:34
  those two specials like they did with DA's character and uh whatever her name was,
• 1:10:42
  real real, Yeah, just don't do a season, just do a
• 1:10:46
  special to to wrap everything up and go back to your business, because twenty
• 1:10:50
  twenty five, that's that's a stretch because one of the last seasons coming out,
• 1:10:55
  doesn't twenty one. Nah, you're watching it last year, last year,
• 1:11:00
  twenty twenty maybe oops, I just passed it being Yeah, it must
• 1:11:06
  have been the beginning of last year twenty twenty two. Twenty two had at
• 1:11:12
  the beginning, very beginning. Okay, last episode was February. Yes,
• 1:11:16
  come on, man ship, so we ain't getting that bitchy into fucking December
• 1:11:21
  of twenty five. Geez, let it go. I'm like, no,
• 1:11:26
  it could be early twenty five. I have three kids by you realized the
• 1:11:30
  writer strike just ended. Yeah, there's a lot of things got pushed back.
• 1:11:34
  Oh yeah, of course, don't give up. I'm giving up.
• 1:11:40
  They pushed spider Man. Yeah yeah, spider Man. Who gives a fucking
• 1:11:45
  you push somebody because it's spider Man like diverse? Yeah, given, because
• 1:11:54
  I was like, whoa, I just saw that recently. Good job amazing,
• 1:12:00
  did you see it? Hi? No, Kenan, I'm not a
• 1:12:02
  fucking junkie. You don't gotta be a junkie. Why are you gonna be
• 1:12:05
  a junkie? Crazy? You're a junkie. So whoa, that's almost as
• 1:12:11
  Mike bad as might be an addicted to porn? Why am I junkie?
• 1:12:14
  What the fuck is Mike? What the fuck is going on with Mike?
• 1:12:17
  Two addicts? That is crazy? Wow? So I argue so much you
• 1:12:23
  can add it. Don't get him some porn because he's he's an alcoholic,
• 1:12:30
  So get him some we hookah, get him some porn. Get him he's
• 1:12:35
  he's an alkie, he's a whineup. No, I give him some hookah.
• 1:12:39
  The dead he believe, baby, like you're gonna show up graduate show?
• 1:12:51
  Will you are? Baby? You're fucking stop? I would love that.
• 1:12:58
  He Just don't fucking touch me, You fans off of looks on me.
• 1:13:04
  I pay for this ticket, this free st I my daughter, This
• 1:13:11
  the kindergarten graduation. She's singing this little light of mind, and I'm a
• 1:13:17
  little cheek. I let her take my fucking jather. The show already started,
• 1:13:24
  you hear Elsie. Anybody looking at the door like it's sobbing, just
• 1:13:28
  stir. Mama wanted abortion, but I said she's letting our families singing.
• 1:13:39
  I saw her it was gonna be something. I told her. She was
• 1:13:44
  she wanted a good I told her you gotta do it. Stop taking the
• 1:13:48
  pills and the baby'll be all rags. You wanted a flushing now looking like
• 1:13:57
  look at it, saying it down doing it? She is god now he
• 1:14:08
  and scene, Oh yeah, got pressed. Chick fil a Polynesian preferred me.
• 1:14:28
  I don't even know. But what were we doing? We wasn't doing
• 1:14:30
  doing what do y'all listen to that work? But no, I don't know
• 1:14:36
  why you do it? Breaking the forth wall real good, y'all niggas is
• 1:14:42
  sick? Yes, like, no, did you see the one dude said
• 1:14:49
  that he was driving left or uber? We said that last week? That
• 1:14:55
  was yeah you slept? Yeah, I mean it's just like somebody put in
• 1:15:01
  comments your mic really just be fun asleep? Yeah, you know, there's
• 1:15:03
  a lot of people who weren't watching who watched this episode just to see if
• 1:15:08
  it was true. Because I saw somebody say they thought you left. I
• 1:15:13
  didn't see that. I thought Mike left. No he was No, he
• 1:15:16
  was there right here. He was here. People that have never watched the
• 1:15:19
  YouTube before had to come and see if you were just Yeah, I'm like,
• 1:15:26
  that's fucking funny. Now it was that ass just nodding off? You
• 1:15:29
  weren't even like fully sleep? You were just I was. I was just
• 1:15:31
  looking. When I was watching it back, I was like, whoa he
• 1:15:34
  wake up? He looked like he's nodding off. Like anytimey he look up
• 1:15:40
  and look at everybody. He would make sure we were still here and go
• 1:15:43
  back exactly. All right, y'all sleep, y'all sleep, No, okay,
• 1:15:50
  I got don't worry. I got that ship. I hold it down.
• 1:15:57
  I hold it down. It's great. I'll hold down to sleep.
• 1:16:00
  No speaking of seeing ship though, the funnies should I seen the other day,
• 1:16:02
  y'all seen the new picture of forty two dug when he's at the back
• 1:16:08
  forty two waists. Somebody said, you feel like a rubber duck you That
• 1:16:15
  ship was bad. I just I'm like that nigga had a fat as before
• 1:16:18
  that nigga shit got fatter. I just say, ship like a sea horse.
• 1:16:23
  That nigga. That nigga shaped like the baby Mama from Baby's Kids.
• 1:16:29
  She looked insane. My god man shout out, and he just got out
• 1:16:34
  of jail. So whatever. I don't think I've ever seen a nigga come
• 1:16:39
  out of jail fat. That's crazy. How good were you eating? My
• 1:16:43
  boy? You weren't doing no drugs in there, solid mules. You're getting
• 1:16:46
  fed one missing no meal, three square mules a day. Nigga might have
• 1:16:50
  been four, because what the fuck? Y'all that pin cup that niggas getting
• 1:16:57
  the kosher meals. I got some dietary restrictions. I'm on a four thousand
• 1:17:03
  calorie diet. What are your restrictions? Healthy? I'm allergic to all vegetables,
• 1:17:15
  fiber, m h. I'm on an all carved diet, all processed
• 1:17:21
  diet. All my food has to come in a can. I only eat
• 1:17:28
  ra. I'm on one chef Boyard diet. That's part of my religion.
• 1:17:39
  I demand one two kids of ravios and three gill cheeses. They look like
• 1:17:45
  but Skoowski Boski. Yeah, as fun is built, nigga was built like
• 1:17:56
  fuck o three Buffy the body nigga. Oh my god, damn boy,
• 1:18:00
  about to put you on King magazine. Good right next to Stacy Dash niggah
• 1:18:08
  and put you on a September spread. Stacey Dash, What a time Stacy
• 1:18:15
  dashed Melissa for forty two. Doug oh Man. They said he's built like
• 1:18:23
  a lesbian. Okay, alright, you like just a woman said, he's
• 1:18:30
  got like a woman, a pregnant woman. Oh my goodness, great,
• 1:18:35
  oh my god. Yeah, like a fucking a lunch lady. Yeah yeah,
• 1:18:42
  just give me, give me some more pizza dippers. Baby. And
• 1:18:45
  it's funny because like he's really short, Like it looks like he's like five
• 1:18:51
  three. He is. I think I think he's literally five three. Bro,
• 1:18:58
  he's fop too. Who short of him? Are made in Taio because
• 1:19:04
  made man was really small. He's small. He's mad short. To the
• 1:19:11
  meantime, there's no way he's five four Okay, forty you done? It's
• 1:19:18
  five to Who the hell are these people? Uber everywhere? Yeah, it's
• 1:19:27
  been a while since he you know, skateboard p You know you would know
• 1:19:31
  this going if we played Ninove out the way. Please don't be a hero.
• 1:19:35
  You you know that, Solow. No, it doesn't matter business.
• 1:19:43
  Listening to Luther vand I'm sorry, better music okay, here music, okay,
• 1:19:49
  no, better all of these okay, And you can't it's still better.
• 1:19:54
  I definitely can't. You can't argue that it All he was was he
• 1:19:58
  was singing. He was saying that the topic leave it alone. Wow,
• 1:20:14
  Michael, everybody. Yeah, he was the one that was eating the crazy
• 1:20:19
  sandwiches. He was the one eating the dicks. No, the crazy sandwiches.
• 1:20:32
  Krispy Kreme Burger yeah yeah wait wait wait wait oh the Luther? Yeah
• 1:20:44
  yeah, what was that really based off him? I'm pretty sure that Luther
• 1:20:49
  Burger. I thought that was just something made up on boondocks. No,
• 1:20:55
  maybe not maybe, don't rember that from the moon. The Luther Burger,
• 1:20:58
  according to the legend, burger was named for and was a favorite of Luther
• 1:21:01
  Vandross. Donut burger. You gotta say that probably slaps donut burgers. I
• 1:21:12
  gave it a bike mm hmm, a burger like a bacon egg and cheese
• 1:21:15
  like a yeah, but with donuts like a burn or bacon egg in it.
• 1:21:19
  And then we're in between two donuts and reminds me this past weekend.
• 1:21:24
  At the first wedding I did, they gave away donuts at the end of
• 1:21:27
  the night. I had a donut with maple syrup and bacon frosting and bacon
• 1:21:31
  on it. That ship slap nigga. Oh my god. I would have
• 1:21:38
  never thought to even eat anything like that. I had a couple of things.
• 1:21:42
  I was like, fuck it, let's see what happened. I would
• 1:21:44
  never eat that silver though, but now I'm not trying. Come on,
• 1:21:47
  I would eat that. Down in Florida, there was this place called the
• 1:21:51
  Mini Donut Factory. They had a bunch of little creative, little flavors like
• 1:21:57
  that. They got shut down for, like I don't know if was racketeering.
• 1:22:03
  Look it up. I was like, waits, that's why you kept
• 1:22:08
  coming back, like this is really this is delicious. I feel so inergized.
• 1:22:15
  Yeah, I don't know, but that bacon, the bacon on the
• 1:22:17
  why would you not eat that sober? Because I just would never think to
• 1:22:20
  put that together and I wouldn't want to. That's not really my thing.
• 1:22:25
  Like I like, I like, it's like, you know, waffle with
• 1:22:27
  bacon, the same thing. You don't put bacon on your waffles, do
• 1:22:31
  you, But it's like eating at the same time, sent you the same
• 1:22:34
  thing. I didn't by itself. I just never would have thought. But
• 1:22:42
  I didn't think, like it's a donut. Like I'm talking about the waff
• 1:22:45
  of the baby. He's like, you're talking about him, right, But
• 1:22:48
  no, I was agreeing with you know, what I'm saying. I'm talking
• 1:22:55
  about you saying because he he's like the waffle and the bacon at the same
• 1:22:59
  time, and like he has like what like like you eat it individually?
• 1:23:03
  Yeah? Do you put you agree with that? You're saying you don't eat
• 1:23:08
  like I don't have much one bite? Yeah, one bite. You put
• 1:23:12
  bacon on the fork at the same time eat waffle? Why not? Why
• 1:23:15
  not? Why not? I don't do that. I've never do it.
• 1:23:19
  Sounds that Luther Vandross would do. That's it's just eating food. It's like
• 1:23:28
  eating yams and mac and cheese and greens at the same time, just putting
• 1:23:31
  all on the same fork. And yeah, but I can see that's that's
• 1:23:39
  why black people have high blood maybe this compensation. They literally eat it.
• 1:23:45
  Oh so you're just going to eat it one at a time, like what
• 1:23:46
  do you? Yeah? Me and I don't disagree with the fact that the
• 1:23:51
  eating things one of the times it's just those two things, because it's like
• 1:23:56
  putting the bacon on the fork is like it seems like, so have you
• 1:23:59
  seen the friend where where they actually put the bacon inside the waffle? What
• 1:24:02
  do we do? What are we doing? What doing that? Same thing.
• 1:24:06
  While we start the concept. You can't use a fork for bacon either.
• 1:24:12
  First of all, my baking be crispy to do that, So yeah,
• 1:24:15
  I don't do you not know how to use utensils. Bacon to me
• 1:24:23
  is not utensil. Food is like you pick it up and you eat it.
• 1:24:26
  Somebody. You know what I'm talking about. If you if you try
• 1:24:30
  to break a piece of bacon with your fork, it's just gonna crack.
• 1:24:32
  And you're talking about super crispy. I'm not saying you're talking about something.
• 1:24:36
  I mean, you've got a turkey baking. Yeah, even I forgot.
• 1:24:41
  You don't know what did turkey bacon do to you? Turkey don't make bacon
• 1:24:45
  bacon bacon. No, it's not. It's not nasty, but it's just
• 1:24:53
  like lunch meat because you eat a turkey, turkey bologney food color. The
• 1:24:58
  only way you could risky some bacon is Actually, I understand that there's no
• 1:25:02
  such thing as, of course bacon. I'm saying the turkey. I'm just
• 1:25:05
  saying turkey bakon. No, I don't mind it. It's not as good
• 1:25:10
  as normal bacon. But who colored the stripes on here? That's it's fake.
• 1:25:15
  That's good. You turkey belong some bullshit bullshit good. I like readily
• 1:25:19
  making too. I'm not saying but yeah listen, not but putting bacon inside
• 1:25:27
  the waffle. Luther Vandros like like, I was having a conversation with some
• 1:25:32
  of the homies over the weekend. They sent like a post of homies friends
• 1:25:40
  I have other friends. Was talking to his other podcasts about other friends.
• 1:25:47
  Either way, Lord and Manta, Yeah, actually yeah, talking to No
• 1:25:55
  till breaking. It wasn't delaurd and I wouldn't call Don one of my homies
• 1:25:59
  talking till turkey bacon. That's either way. They had a chicken sandwich on
• 1:26:04
  a cinnamon bund. That's too much. It's the same thing, cinnamon.
• 1:26:11
  It's the same as a Luther Vands. It's the same thing as chicken and
• 1:26:15
  waffles. Same, it's the same ship, the same it's the same A
• 1:26:19
  little much, why is it a little much? Syrup frosting, bread,
• 1:26:24
  waffle, chicken burger, same ship, it's the same thing. People sound
• 1:26:28
  like a bunch of bitches, that's what That's what I'm hearing. They're like,
• 1:26:30
  oh my god, that's so many carbs. I too fat, It's
• 1:26:33
  too much. I can't put that on. Literally, No, that just
• 1:26:38
  doesn't sound that I would get it. You would have sound good, Not
• 1:26:42
  really, I that just if that was it sounds like chicken sandwich. It
• 1:26:45
  sounds excessive, like it's good excess, but it sounds excessive to where it's
• 1:26:49
  like I think that's so excessive, to the point where it's like, all
• 1:26:53
  right, like I gotta do this. You know what I'm saying. I
• 1:26:55
  would feel a lot of that. I would feel nasty. I would have
• 1:26:58
  post nut clarity after doing that fucking miracle whip sandwich. Okay, that's not
• 1:27:02
  excessive, that's just wrong. It is actually the bare minimum of a sandwich.
• 1:27:08
  Like now if I got if I put that on a donut, it's
• 1:27:12
  doing the most and doing nothing. Yeah, that's success. You put donuts
• 1:27:16
  and miracles bread, which would be long. Maybe other other ship should be
• 1:27:20
  there. He's missing out on other just taking away grease, y'all putting ship
• 1:27:26
  that just y'all just scrambling ship. So let me take sweet Savor chocolate donut
• 1:27:31
  with and then chocolate like you need to go to like an actual donut store.
• 1:27:38
  And it's okay, I'm just mark plain Jane. When it comes to
• 1:27:42
  bagels donuts, Man, go to JB. There you have some good flavors.
• 1:27:47
  Go to go to the Glad, go to the reading terminal. There's
• 1:27:53
  a lot of good donuts. There's a ton of places. People favorite donuts
• 1:27:59
  is just glaze, glaze, lazy, baby blaze, open your eyes glaze
• 1:28:05
  nice. Maybe a chocolate frost, maybe maybe a blueberry donut glazy and added
• 1:28:12
  the bacon one. So I'm gonna take it. One thing you don't like
• 1:28:15
  jolly Field Donuts. Huh, Custard all that ship and those are on the
• 1:28:24
  Custard pip. All right, you said lemon ships. Hell no, that
• 1:28:31
  ship means you like the Boston cream ponds. Mm hmm. What are we
• 1:28:38
  doing in Boston? Were to go to Boston for that get away? He
• 1:28:47
  just looked at me and saying, what we're doing in Boston? No,
• 1:28:56
  I have what he's having. That is crazy? No, man, Boston
• 1:29:00
  cream pies, dumb ships, Boston cream donuts. I don't know. Boston
• 1:29:12
  cream pies is thing? Okay? All right? The thing okay I'm about
• 1:29:15
  saying I didn't just make that up? Well no, exactly, you didn't.
• 1:29:17
  But he was even jelly. No I can't no jelly a sugar sugar
• 1:29:24
  and jelly to me again. Jelly is like you don't need that. You
• 1:29:27
  know, donut is good the way it is. Put jelly in that mother,
• 1:29:30
  it's good. Though with the jelly it's too much. Man, it's
• 1:29:35
  exploding in your mouth and ship, bro exactly, he's just been at his
• 1:29:44
  mouth. Y'all want ship busting your mouth? That's your your mouth filled up
• 1:29:50
  with liquid. No, but I did have an apple pie donut. That
• 1:29:54
  ship was Oh yeah, that that that does sound good. Why you stop?
• 1:30:02
  It's just sounds like it's just making my mouth hurt. Bro, That's
• 1:30:06
  just that ship was phenomenal. That sounds like that ship, that apple pie.
• 1:30:12
  But apple pie donut, apple pie donut, he just has like some
• 1:30:15
  apple. It's just apple feeling. It's apple sugar. Just thinking about it
• 1:30:21
  like that ship is just crazy. That's just crazy. This nigga is taking
• 1:30:25
  like the actual apple pie and it's like it's just apple feeling even then,
• 1:30:30
  being literal, just apple even then. I think you just made it worse
• 1:30:33
  because I wasn't even thinking of apple feeling. What you think. I don't
• 1:30:36
  know. It's just putting on the top a whole. How do you feel
• 1:30:42
  about like like don't with apple slices and the like, you know you would
• 1:30:45
  go to insomnia, right, like many cookies. I maybe maybe I'm exposing
• 1:30:53
  myself. I rarely go to exomitia insomnia because if I do get something that's
• 1:30:56
  gonna be regular. Right, there's a bunch of you don't try to like
• 1:31:00
  cream and ship on the cooking. But you but before the podcast, you
• 1:31:04
  look at me because I said, wuet try frog legs. But then you
• 1:31:09
  turn around and say you eat fucking what did you say? I said,
• 1:31:12
  I had barracuda. Like that's just a fish, fish fish, different fish,
• 1:31:17
  and it's just an apple pie donut. But also, like I said,
• 1:31:21
  maybe maybe it's a sweet thing, like I just a sweet Like it's
• 1:31:28
  too sweet, you know what I'm saying. Some it's just like I'm look,
• 1:31:30
  give me the sugar, give me the sugar. Some good donuts.
• 1:31:38
  Man. But like I said, I just got my eyes open to this
• 1:31:42
  bacon ship. So please let me process this. I'm gonna get you a
• 1:31:45
  good donut. I'll give you a monkey the sugar. I'm gonna get you
• 1:31:47
  a good donut. No, I'm having a fucking spasm eating that ship.
• 1:31:50
  Maybe, but you're gonna spasm eyes, you know, Bro. I think
• 1:31:55
  I'm just kind of like getting turned off by the tweets it in general,
• 1:31:58
  Like I barely ate any Halloween can this year. Barely nigger? Did I
• 1:32:00
  I have like three Star Wars? Actually no, Look, so his day.
• 1:32:04
  I was actually just talking to my mom about this shit, Like I'm
• 1:32:08
  surprised I'm at that age now where like I'd be like, m m,
• 1:32:11
  it's actually a little too sweet because it hurts. It's not the fact that
• 1:32:15
  it hurts. It's just what hurts. He doesn't have nerves anymore. He
• 1:32:19
  just warmed down. Damn. Some of my teeth still have the nerves in
• 1:32:23
  them, Bigga said some. Hey, I got a cup of canals,
• 1:32:27
  So what's a quarter of his mouth? You know it's not m Yeah,
• 1:32:34
  counter teeth. Count the canals? You got a nigga got Panama mouth?
• 1:32:41
  Five rook canals. That's five more than me. So that's a lot.
• 1:32:47
  Yeah, five. Because it was a long stand when I ain't go to
• 1:32:53
  Dennis enough and all my ship was in between my teeth and by the time
• 1:32:56
  yeah, we went over, you went flossing and you were brushing your teeth
• 1:33:00
  be hearing that baby, Yeah, I haven't been there that year because I
• 1:33:03
  don't haven't insurance. That's what happened. You get the Veneers, get the
• 1:33:06
  big ones. No stop, somebody gotta do it. We're like almost successful
• 1:33:11
  successful now, so like somebody has to get veniars. No, we're getting
• 1:33:14
  to that point. No, I'll see your key in this tribute to get
• 1:33:17
  the big horse teeth. I'm too dark skinned for veneers. I'm too dark
• 1:33:21
  skinned for Yeah, that was look extra like a caricature. I can look
• 1:33:28
  like a racist cartoon from the thirties. M h here looking like mar Hares.
• 1:33:44
  Ladies, Google mar Real quick, tell us what you think that nigga
• 1:33:49
  looks like a pickaninny dunk donkey teeth Hell mhm no, CD lamb has donkeys,
• 1:34:00
  got some bad got choppers that nigga take a bite out of crime.
• 1:34:05
  It sounds like he like his teeth, looks like he makes a chomp noise
• 1:34:10
  every time you eat, no matter what. He's got a custom mouthpiece.
• 1:34:14
  His mouth just be open, you know them, like like he has he's
• 1:34:16
  got a permanent slack jaw. His mouth just be open. The whole game
• 1:34:20
  just a mouth some white ass teethough wow c Yeah, that was like the
• 1:34:27
  first thing. Oh he what those are not his teeth are okay, those
• 1:34:31
  are linears. I mean they are good veneers, They're not overly big.
• 1:34:38
  They're just really white. They're just his jersey and his teeth shouldn't be the
• 1:34:42
  same ship of white. He haven't talked about anything. No, how was
• 1:34:54
  your weekend? Oh yeah, all about r Darius flame not here hour worth
• 1:35:03
  of MIC's week Oh no, we already moved on from there, you go.
• 1:35:10
  That was Rodarius. It was great, It was real fun. That
• 1:35:13
  was my third concert. That was like the closest I've been to the stage,
• 1:35:18
  Your third rod concert. No, third concert, I'm not that big
• 1:35:25
  with what the other two concerts you've been to. My second one was Chris
• 1:35:30
  Brown. That was like two summers ago. The first one. My first
• 1:35:33
  one was a country concert because of Quash again Zach Brown being because he was
• 1:35:44
  supposed to come to be Sam Hunt but he was bullshit. M hmm.
• 1:35:48
  So good. It was good. He got some good seats. I wasn't
• 1:35:54
  really feeling the concert until rog out there because I don't really listen to tu
• 1:35:58
  SI, so it was just like, I don't think anyone he just out
• 1:36:00
  there sound. She's more of a he's a rapper, but he's kind of
• 1:36:06
  like more of a personality about y'all experience with Rod Wave. We don't care
• 1:36:11
  about the Lennox. She was good. I don't really, I don't really
• 1:36:17
  know who she is. He ain't there yet. Fine, did look good
• 1:36:24
  and she was busting off some moves. Listen to the nigga listened to me
• 1:36:29
  the room stink, Yeah, till it stinks, you smell that, don't
• 1:36:33
  let it out? And thinking she's funny too. She actually got a personality.
• 1:36:38
  Wouldn't even have to wouldn't even have to try. I'll be laughing in
• 1:36:41
  their face, like Drake and Rihanna's face cackling. But other than them two
• 1:36:47
  with Rod, it was great. The everybody just started standing up. Nobody
• 1:36:54
  no. Two people next to us were sitting down. They just wasn't feeling
• 1:36:57
  the concert. So where they there for somebody else? Maybe? Or they
• 1:37:00
  just sat down. The one lady was for was there for kids. There
• 1:37:04
  was some girl behind us, she just wasn't feeling it. She probably was
• 1:37:09
  there for our Lennox, possibly for real, yeah, man, But other
• 1:37:13
  than that, everybody else was standing. It was great. Did you do
• 1:37:15
  the thing? Oh yeah, he yeah, he did do the thing.
• 1:37:18
  He jumped out the window. Did they didn't rumble when he did it.
• 1:37:21
  I got so he was going berserve, I'm telling you. I was screaming
• 1:37:28
  out. No, that was me. I was like, don't do it
• 1:37:34
  round. Oh he jumped, he jumped out the window. You know what's
• 1:37:40
  crazy the videos that Jo said it. I just know he was singing with
• 1:37:43
  his eyes closed like that one video doing that that one video. Still loved
• 1:37:51
  though I saw it was like save this is a real was like, all
• 1:37:55
  right, whatever, I was gonna archive it, but I was like,
• 1:37:58
  nah, it's a good memory keeping it. He could have just anywhere.
• 1:38:01
  But well, because he went live and so how long were you, like,
• 1:38:06
  how long did like did it take for him to come out? Two
• 1:38:12
  hours? Two hours? Me? What we had to an hour? Yeah?
• 1:38:17
  Hour hour something like that. My people going it was going crazy.
• 1:38:25
  He brought girls on the stage and everything. He was going around all up
• 1:38:30
  in the all up in the crowd. You know, if you don't know
• 1:38:32
  who to he, you know, I can compare it to he's like a
• 1:38:34
  fake ass Tory Lanes Essentially, m M. Essentially, I can say that
• 1:38:40
  he's like a fake ass Tory Lanes bro kind of like save aesthetic. Yeah,
• 1:38:46
  Kenna left for some Tusie really from thirty she is thirty. Sure,
• 1:38:54
  positive birthday to them. Rod songs hit different in person. They was like
• 1:39:01
  real bangers, like watching performance and actually listen to it. You felt it,
• 1:39:08
  You felt felt it. He was really sad, like he really put
• 1:39:11
  his heart into this indug like he he lives, he lives, I mean
• 1:39:18
  the bangers. I've been trying to listen to Rod more ever since. Like
• 1:39:23
  obviously I listened to him a little bit, but now I'm more inclined to
• 1:39:27
  because y'all like him so much. I'm like, let me see, great
• 1:39:30
  Gaspy is a great song. Now when when when they were sending the videos,
• 1:39:35
  imagine Rod Wave throwing the party of the century when the nigga don't like
• 1:39:39
  nobody. It's pretty funny. But I like that song, and I like
• 1:39:43
  Cuban Links. Cuban Links is my favorite road Wave song, even Kevin Gate's
• 1:39:47
  partner that songs. Yeah No. Once, once you started sending me like
• 1:39:51
  the well sending us the videos, I went on like a little ride Wave
• 1:39:56
  Bange. I was sending my room just vibe. I'm like rod Wave like
• 1:39:59
  like he's a easy listen, Yes, very easy. He's a very easy
• 1:40:01
  listen like easy listening rap. Yeah, like what he says rap he's singing.
• 1:40:06
  Yeah, yeah, I guess I started listening to the new album.
• 1:40:12
  But that came out like September, I think it said, yeah, So
• 1:40:14
  I started listening to that. I'm like, all right, now I had
• 1:40:16
  to come out before September. It just came out, just came Damn.
• 1:40:21
  He already on tour. Yeah, I mean he has like how many albums
• 1:40:27
  three A lot. He had a lot of music, so it's easy for
• 1:40:31
  him to tour like kind of like whenever. Mm hmmm. He has a
• 1:40:34
  cult following. Yeah, ghetto ghetto gospels. When I got on the road,
• 1:40:41
  that's the one with Cuban links on the right. I'm a die cut,
• 1:40:45
  that's my ship. The only song I damn like that he performed was
• 1:40:47
  hard on Ice. That It was just like real hard on Ice. Nah,
• 1:40:50
  it was real overplayed back then, I was just like, what the
• 1:40:59
  biggest song that's I still sung it, but mam said his mom, see
• 1:41:02
  I feel that though. That's how I felt out the Drake Show overplayed songs.
• 1:41:05
  You're like, if you wanted to everybody's not a real beat like you
• 1:41:12
  a Drake b side concert where he was doing fucking club Paradise Club. Please
• 1:41:18
  give me that you wanted to hear lust for Life great track. Great,
• 1:41:24
  we're talking about when did you do that? Damn he should have did that
• 1:41:30
  the mm hmm that's how I sound just like, just like, just like
• 1:41:40
  she don't want to leave? Where where has he gone? A ship?
• 1:41:55
  Speaking of music, that Brent Fires album we were talking about very Boy.
• 1:42:00
  Yeah, that John. He called it like a mixtape, but it is
• 1:42:04
  more like a mixtape because you Canna Selder's really like, no, there is
• 1:42:09
  a direction, but not really thought direction. It's not as I feel like.
• 1:42:13
  It's not as well put together as the albums are. It seems like
• 1:42:15
  he loves the scan very short. It is very sure. I don't even
• 1:42:18
  know he put out an album. Yeah, Timbling on the Ship, Timbling
• 1:42:24
  intro, Yes straight into Missy Elliott. The next song feature Missy is Singing
• 1:42:29
  by. He sampled crazy Feelings very good. Listen to it. It's very
• 1:42:33
  good. He got a song with your Girl, a very good song.
• 1:42:39
  But somebody, you don't like that, that's a good song. It's okay
• 1:42:43
  for me, It's okay for me. Somebody made a tweet they said Brent
• 1:42:48
  Fires makes music for niggas who just can't get bitches and they like they get
• 1:42:54
  really close and they could just never get It was like he kind of does.
• 1:42:59
  He makes that it's very toxic, Like it's like overly toxic sometimes.
• 1:43:02
  Oh I can say that, like, are you trying who you're trying to
• 1:43:05
  do? Like you're trying to do future? You just making songs and niggas
• 1:43:09
  who ain't used to getting visits or they're trying to live vicariously through the music.
• 1:43:15
  I was like, I guess, but that album was good his best
• 1:43:18
  time that it sounded like a Neptune's beat. Yeah, you know, it
• 1:43:23
  seemed like he was going like that early has Neptunes like he does. So
• 1:43:26
  if I was like going through like that early two thousands type where you got
• 1:43:30
  the Timberlain and then then miss then like that Neptune type of sound, I
• 1:43:34
  was like, that's as. It was good. There's a lot of song
• 1:43:40
  Babyface Ray was nice, Yeah, good. I was pleasantly surprised that new
• 1:43:46
  album. I mean like he's not really like it's cool. It's like really
• 1:43:53
  good, feel good music. But it wasn't like he wasn't talking about the
• 1:43:56
  wrong people that put out music first of all to them can no, it's
• 1:44:01
  it was breezy weekend. Let me get there, nigga. Chris Brown,
• 1:44:06
  Yeah, eleven eleven. But even so, I'm not finished the album.
• 1:44:10
  It was good from what I heard. I didn't. Yeah, I was
• 1:44:12
  listening to it. Then Brandy put out a Christmas album like the other.
• 1:44:15
  I actually heard that that Ship was good. Was second I heard that Ship
• 1:44:19
  was good. I have to give that a lesson. Is crazy, Yes,
• 1:44:23
  amazing, I have to give that a listen. I don't know if
• 1:44:25
  you'll listen to the kid le Roy fire. I heard this fire. What
• 1:44:30
  the new song you had was for future? You got a song with the
• 1:44:32
  future, You got a song with central Cy. The song was Central C.
• 1:44:35
  I heard on the radio pretty fair. That ship is tough. Oh.
• 1:44:40
  Brandy was driving about saying, so you do listen to radio? Yeah,
• 1:44:44
  the Chris Brown album eleven eleven. I'm not done the album yet.
• 1:44:47
  Uh, but I haven't heard a song that I didn't hear yet that that
• 1:44:51
  has like really stuck with me. I'm about to say all so far,
• 1:44:55
  I haven't this album is and no go from me. I haven't finished either.
• 1:44:59
  You see, I'm saying reason weekendigga, it was I it was if
• 1:45:01
  I'm looking out for an album, looking for Chris Brown for Brent Fire.
• 1:45:04
  Yeah, I don't twenty three. I don't know why. I don't know
• 1:45:11
  why you wouldn't. One's still a bigger artist. You can't debate it on
• 1:45:15
  a bigger ones making better music. That's a lot because last album was asked,
• 1:45:20
  huh, Chris Brown's last, that's that's the fun. Listen to the
• 1:45:28
  last said? Frank's last album was asked, Did listen to the lasts Brown
• 1:45:30
  album? Did you listen to last Kris Brown album? Which one was asked?
• 1:45:35
  He's was so so you can't talk about the last the last two I
• 1:45:40
  didn't hear about. It's not good. It's not that this, nigga,
• 1:45:44
  it's not that good. Blonde was asked. I don't know. I don't
• 1:45:46
  know. You don't like to so on Warmer Brace. It's all right,
• 1:45:50
  that's one out of the thirty thousand songs probably on that name, at least
• 1:45:54
  for you. But I even really do it right now, A nigga,
• 1:45:58
  you disrespect No, no, no, Mike, Mike, Mike is disrespectful
• 1:46:04
  before Chris Brown, I'm sorry. The song that stuck out to me on
• 1:46:09
  Chris Brown's album is the one called best Ever with Meda Fire. I think
• 1:46:14
  Meda is the truth. Loler Brook dropped the album I started listening to that
• 1:46:18
  didn't finish. Pink Panthers dropped the album started it didn't didn't finish it,
• 1:46:23
  but I like what I heard. It's the regular ship though she only has
• 1:46:25
  one sound, which is a little bit, but I mean that's all Chris
• 1:46:29
  Brown, Rick Ross and Meek mill Boy. When I tell you these niggas
• 1:46:32
  is rap, I didn't listen. I actually forgot it. I listen to
• 1:46:35
  you, I got it. Are rapping Autum Marsh Autumn Hours. Yeah nah
• 1:46:45
  yeah rapping this ship is fire. I didn't finish this album yet either,
• 1:46:49
  but from what I heard so far, tough. Okay. So I don't
• 1:46:54
  even know when I'm playing the club yet because I'm like, damn, but
• 1:46:59
  yeah, you really? Yeah? You don't know? Yeah, apparently have
• 1:47:05
  something to do with them. I don't know something they said, some weird
• 1:47:08
  happening. You don't call me every day? Whisked. No, I don't
• 1:47:11
  know what that's a good song. That's a good song. You know that
• 1:47:14
  song? You definitely do? You know? No warming Brace, Okay,
• 1:47:19
  you know Iffy? No, I know the song that you probably you definitely
• 1:47:26
  know. Uh, you got cab with. I didn't really like that song.
• 1:47:32
  No, I don't know that. I didn't really like that song.
• 1:47:35
  It was all right, well, I don't want to play the songs too,
• 1:47:39
  alright. That that was That was probably his best album in a very
• 1:47:43
  long time. That's not saying much that Why is that not saying much?
• 1:47:48
  He's saying because he hasn't put out anything quality in a while. I guess
• 1:47:54
  how Drake is like, oh, this is the best drink I've heard in
• 1:47:55
  a minute. We like the best TJ mcconaugh game and in months, whoa
• 1:48:00
  all right, nigga, God, don't TJ McConnell's why are we Why are
• 1:48:03
  we comparing Chris Brown and Drake the TJ McConnell. That's that's now. I'm
• 1:48:10
  saying that the standard of what they've been putting out, because it's better than
• 1:48:14
  the usual garbage, does not mean it's good. It's better than it sounds
• 1:48:18
  like Corey C. D Lamb comparison, He's the number two. Like all
• 1:48:25
  his music is smelled like number two. Give it listen, I'm good,
• 1:48:29
  No, give it no. So for Breezy, listen so it's I don't
• 1:48:33
  know, watch tracks one through four, four through seven. No, I
• 1:48:35
  wouldn't say one through four. I would actually say one, two, three,
• 1:48:41
  four, Some about the old one or new nine, ten, eleven,
• 1:48:45
  twelve, Listen to thirteen on thirteen? What the last album? To
• 1:48:49
  the end of it? Yes, what's the end of it all? For
• 1:48:51
  Breezy, you're talking about the one with the bonus tracks? Well, no,
• 1:48:55
  all all his album's got the what thirteen to twenty three? No,
• 1:49:00
  no, no, no, no, don't christ don't listen after Ify the
• 1:49:04
  songs after if he was added on late thirteen to twenty. So go from
• 1:49:09
  go from sleep at Night to Ify's a new Ryan Trey out and I guarantee
• 1:49:15
  you have a great time. I guarantee you have a great time. Let
• 1:49:19
  me run Brent back like three more. Hey, there's a new Maji Jordan
• 1:49:24
  album. Bro, you didn't know about that? Why it sounds it's very
• 1:49:27
  it's very adult, it's very cool. Like, let me like some candles,
• 1:49:31
  let me get suggestive. One thing lead to another, just like Aaron
• 1:49:35
  Ray album, I have not phases three. I need to get get into
• 1:49:40
  that. Ye, Aaron raised my guy. I like you destined. Conrad
• 1:49:44
  put out a new album. I don't know that he's if you with me.
• 1:49:47
  I like him a lot. This album is good. He goes back
• 1:49:49
  and forth with me. A new Kiki Palmer album. Nobody. Oh,
• 1:49:56
  we didn't talk about that, keeping moving, nobody's looking for keepable huh?
• 1:50:00
  Outside of keeping moving, anybody looking for keep on music? We could include
• 1:50:05
  that in it too. Yeah, but that's the best song. Again,
• 1:50:12
  it's not saying well, I do want to say about keeping go for it.
• 1:50:16
  We were right about that nigga? What sure? What he was weird?
• 1:50:20
  Yes, I ain't nobody yeah about that nigga. I just want to
• 1:50:26
  say that, whether it's appropriate or not, because of what happened between him.
• 1:50:30
  Didn't think that he was an abusive nigga. We just thought he was
• 1:50:32
  weird. But you know that's just I mean, it seems like it's like
• 1:50:36
  the line here. You know what I'm saying, weird and abusive, no
• 1:50:41
  like overly controlling and protective. Yes, goes hand in hand with abuse.
• 1:50:46
  Sure, yeah, you're right about we need to say I I would say
• 1:50:51
  I will because I was saying from the beginning that niggas weird and his his
• 1:50:57
  apparently his brother knew that. Yeah. Her mom tried to come out and
• 1:51:00
  say like, yeah, he learned this. No, she didn't try.
• 1:51:02
  She was try. I've been in this industry for teen years that I've never
• 1:51:08
  had to do this. That nigga lion damn. Yeah. Yeah, so
• 1:51:14
  apparently he learned from the He's like his brother's abusive talking about the space jam
• 1:51:18
  looking one. Yeah or whatever. They from around They from around here or
• 1:51:24
  Philly. They're from their local. I ain't claiming them, yeah, claiming
• 1:51:28
  to either, but I know people who know them danger strange enough. But
• 1:51:32
  yeah, that who was situation is crazy. And then after the news came
• 1:51:34
  out, the nigga Darius tweeted like, I love your son and see you
• 1:51:38
  soon. I'm like, nah, anytime you're pulling up your kid, this
• 1:51:42
  nigga is sick, bro. That's the that's the sympathy card. I'll be
• 1:51:45
  home soon, little man. No, get out of my face. This
• 1:51:48
  is that nigga During visiting hours. He's not checking your Twitter. Get out
• 1:51:53
  of my face. Man, the baby you're tweeting at your son. You
• 1:51:58
  can't even use the phone. That's not for him. It's not for him,
• 1:52:01
  it's not for public appearance. Kiki Farmer Farmers, all right, just
• 1:52:10
  go to go straight to jail, don't collect two hunder, don't pass,
• 1:52:13
  don't collect to Yeah, straight to jail. Yeah. I hope she's all
• 1:52:18
  right. I mean, there was like four doubles to get out. There
• 1:52:21
  was like screenshots. It wasn't any video yet, I don't think, but
• 1:52:25
  it was like screenshots of them like tussling, like he was like pushing her
• 1:52:29
  over the couch. I'm like, yo, what is this man like?
• 1:52:30
  So I don't know. I hope she's all right, though, because she
• 1:52:32
  seems like a really nice person, so real, genuine person, seems like
• 1:52:36
  from the outside. I don't know her. But I'm not about to exactly
• 1:52:42
  you know what I'm saying. I'm not about to do that, like,
• 1:52:44
  hey, you got to hear both sides. No, not saying that.
• 1:52:46
  I'm saying she seems like a really nice person. That's it, And I
• 1:52:51
  feel like I have every reason to believe her. Sore sign Okay, so
• 1:53:01
  after our disappointing thread last week, I have some options. Okay, see
• 1:53:09
  what you want to do. Disappointing three. First one, most embarrassing sex
• 1:53:15
  moment, second one, did you do that one? But only Mike answered
• 1:53:20
  no? Yeah, then it's just thread for it. Second, weirdest thing
• 1:53:24
  someone's addicted to. With Mike and the porn, I thought that would be
• 1:53:28
  tie that in and Keenan obviously with this he's a junkie. And then the
• 1:53:32
  third one will be biggest sexual disappointment. There were some disappointments. Let me
• 1:53:39
  tell you, I don't Let's go with a well embarrassing, disappointing, or
• 1:53:45
  weirdest thing addicted to. I'll going between the embarrassment and the disappointment. Let's
• 1:53:51
  do. Let's do we can do an embarrassment embarrassing. Okay, let's going,
• 1:54:01
  and he's a d This was a red thread red read what was your
• 1:54:13
  most embarrassing, most embarrassing moment? Insects's coming from the first one off.
• 1:54:26
  She asked me to slap her ass, Then she asked me to slap it
• 1:54:28
  harder. Then she started crying because I slapped it too hard. I'm trying
• 1:54:30
  to console her but the whole time I'm thinking, God, damn it,
• 1:54:33
  this isn't even my kink. Oh my god, this one's that's ass having
• 1:54:41
  a seizure in the middle of having sex. Stayed conscious, stayed hard,
• 1:54:45
  stayed inside, and kept going. He was he had a seizure, and
• 1:54:51
  somebody said human vibrator mode active. She was probably goddamn rose. Imagine,
• 1:55:00
  like, what try that one that might go crazy start seeing vibrating mode activated,
• 1:55:18
  I said. One of the first few times having sex with my ex,
• 1:55:21
  she moaned my name during the deed. I responded with yes. Apparently
• 1:55:26
  that was bad enough for her to never try again. Yes, so that
• 1:55:36
  is some goofy ass ship. Watch you. Yes, the first time my
• 1:55:42
  wife and I were going to have sex, I don't remember exactly what it
• 1:55:45
  was, but I giggled it just a tiny bit and she blurts out,
• 1:55:47
  what's funny you think I got a clown vagina or something? And I lost
• 1:55:50
  my ship laughing literally. It really ruined the mood and we ended up not
• 1:55:55
  having sench that night. Made it a little awkward working up to the second
• 1:55:58
  go which have walked in on her sister walked in on me going down on
• 1:56:05
  her I had a mouthful of pussy and looked up to see why the hell
• 1:56:11
  the door was opening on such a critical moment. Our eyes met, and
• 1:56:14
  she just closed the door again, and nobody ever mentioned it afterwards. Hey,
• 1:56:19
  respect to this sister. I guess you go see the ones about the
• 1:56:24
  woods. Yeah, see ye, I'll say that. I take my girlfriend
• 1:56:32
  for a walk in the woods. We were both finishing high school and didn't
• 1:56:35
  have her own place, so we went out for the outdoors experience. Anyway,
• 1:56:41
  We're deep in the pine forest off the track, set up a picnic
• 1:56:44
  blanket. It's cold, but we're hot for some action. We're doing missionary
• 1:56:47
  and I'm climaxing balls deep and I feel this wet, weird sensation in my
• 1:56:51
  asshole. It's a dog sniffing my ass and a short way away the dog's
• 1:56:57
  horrified owner. I just seen something very similar. Wife and I were going
• 1:57:02
  at it, hammer and tongs, dog dog. This is a very white
• 1:57:08
  person. Dog jumps up and looks me right in the asshole. I can't
• 1:57:13
  in spite of my ass looking dog or because of it, I don't want
• 1:57:16
  to know. Definitely was because of your dog, And the only way you
• 1:57:24
  can fix this is to get another dog A yeah, double up. We
• 1:57:32
  were teenagers. His mom walked in and said, oh, you're doing it.
• 1:57:36
  I'm sorry, but she was not leaving the room. Instead, she
• 1:57:41
  started asking him if he needs the car that day, or if he might
• 1:57:44
  want something from the supermarket. That's why that's wild. So your mom just
• 1:57:53
  comes in and she's just like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
• 1:57:56
  I don't do you need the car marking anything? What the fuck anymore?
• 1:58:02
  You need to bust this nut. Get out of here, scraam. Are
• 1:58:05
  you out of smuckers? Like about some smuckers? Oh? U coming first
• 1:58:14
  in a threesome. Both chicks were horribly unimpressed. Was barely able to keep
• 1:58:17
  hooking up with the one, and I've known the night before. That's a
• 1:58:21
  man century overload. Let me gar up for a round two. I guess
• 1:58:26
  he just couldn't let me garrel for a round two. Second, that warrior,
• 1:58:30
  that's some call it? You said? Oh second, I worried.
• 1:58:36
  I fell asleep my while my ex girlfriend was going down on me. When
• 1:58:40
  I woke up, she asked about I like it. Because I didn't show
• 1:58:42
  much reaction, I didn't have the hard to tell her I fell asleep.
• 1:58:45
  Oh you're falling asleepwalking necked off. That's gotta be some bad. Maybe he's
• 1:58:53
  just exhausted. Maybe he was just tired. I'm tired. You have to
• 1:58:56
  be fall asleepwalking your dick suck sucking. You're getting your dick suck. It
• 1:59:02
  was so comfortable. He was like, oh yeah, that's crazy, old
• 1:59:10
  baby. Oh baby what we were mid d and I felt a little tingle
• 1:59:18
  in my boody hole went to release the tiny four end up shorting all over
• 1:59:23
  the bed. I hoped to cleaning up and never saw her again. My
• 1:59:29
  god, that's crazy. You think it's about to be a and it's shot
• 1:59:34
  gun man. I was mid thrust in missionary when I look down to see
• 1:59:39
  her face. She looked me deaden eyed and burst out laughing. She said
• 1:59:42
  your face and kept on laughing. I kind of giggled to myself, thinking,
• 1:59:46
  oh, my also face was wait what kind of google to myself,
• 1:59:51
  thinking, oh, my face was probably a bit over the top, but
• 1:59:54
  it definitely stung. Hm hmm yo, can you imagine hmm busting out laughing,
• 2:00:04
  Imagine what the face he's making? And she just fucking button. Now
• 2:00:13
  I'm leaving, I'm leaving man. That's a shame eating out my wife.
• 2:00:19
  She comes in the forest at the same time I felt the fart on my
• 2:00:24
  chin. He did a really great job. Yeah, that's crazy. Somebody
• 2:00:32
  said after sex, we were laying nig and talking, I let out a
• 2:00:35
  huge fart by accident. We had just met an hour before, and in
• 2:00:39
  the first comment says doesn't matter. Had sex still be Not me? But
• 2:00:45
  my mom told me a story that I can't remember, and how I walked
• 2:00:49
  in on her and my dad and had to make and they had to make
• 2:00:54
  a lie and sayd my dad was sicking things my mom's belly button. That's
• 2:00:57
  where babies come from. Let's say a week later, there are walking again.
• 2:01:00
  I see exactly where it began, but not the belly button. I
• 2:01:03
  say, that's one big belly button. Mom. Oh oh okay, oh
• 2:01:14
  oh, okay, okay, prosta pops, okay, all right, Yeah,
• 2:01:25
  I got this one. I was getting with a girl I liked,
• 2:01:29
  and she asked me to do doggie and as she turned around, I saw
• 2:01:31
  a tail well, it was an extra bone attached to the end of her
• 2:01:35
  tail boone, and I couldn't help myself and I grabbed it. Shockingly.
• 2:01:41
  It killed the mood and she asked me to leave shadow hound. Yes,
• 2:01:45
  oh my god, he just saw shallow and just said that maybe she had
• 2:01:50
  a tailor maybe she had a tail. Some people got that really a little
• 2:01:55
  extended tail boone. You know, maybe he's trying to hold onto it like
• 2:01:59
  a little like using some listeners. Some let me get some trash up,
• 2:02:05
  grabbed, grabbed the tail, her tail tail. She wasn't comfortable letting me
• 2:02:11
  finish on her yet in my in my attempt to avoid her with my load,
• 2:02:15
  I just on my own mouth. Wait wait, wait, wait wait,
• 2:02:21
  I don't know if he was trying to like like, oh where do
• 2:02:27
  I put this? Where do I put this? Like, bro, we're
• 2:02:33
  supposed to put im about? Okay, oh my god, oh my,
• 2:02:49
  what the fun? I gave a guy a BJA and moved my head.
• 2:02:54
  He ended up coming in his own eye. Mm hmm yeah, yeah,
• 2:03:00
  times down, yep. The boys just shoot up. That's all I got.
• 2:03:08
  Yeah, I think I'm I think that's a good one. On Yeah,
• 2:03:13
  the own I shout and now some asking ts questions yeah, or let's
• 2:03:23
  see if we got any uh Patreon questions real quick written by our listeners.
• 2:03:28
  Thank you. We will answer your questions. No, no, he will
• 2:03:32
  answer you. Trying to kill the dead air again? Do you do?
• 2:03:39
  Do you? Hello? My baby? Hello, my darling bro This close
• 2:03:45
  friends think it's crazy on Instagram? Whose close friends now turn that up?
• 2:03:50
  These about the real sad on my feeds? Looking dry. I'm not anyone's
• 2:03:57
  close friend. I'm saying you stuff. Thanks sales hm hm my first question,
• 2:04:05
  h did y'all ever realize? And the Humpty Dumpty song, they never
• 2:04:09
  mentioned that he was an egg, but he's always animated as an egg.
• 2:04:16
  Yeah, they never said he was an egg. They just say, Humpty
• 2:04:20
  Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He followed
• 2:04:26
  all the king's horse and all the kings. Man couldn't put his Humpty Dumpty
• 2:04:30
  back together again. Yeah, yeah, something like that. Could have just
• 2:04:32
  been a man that was broken. Yeah. They tried to set his bones
• 2:04:36
  and like that. You just just chop off all his lambs, scrambled his
• 2:04:44
  fucking head on the fucking sidewalk. The niggas yoke screambled. M that's where
• 2:04:50
  it came from. Humpty Dumpy said, Humy Dumpy had a great fall.
• 2:04:55
  Yeah. Wow, you ain't think I knew the lyrics or the word.
• 2:05:00
  Yeah, I just had to look it up for myself. I haven't heard
• 2:05:02
  that in a while, So fair enough, Kelsy. What's the easiest part
• 2:05:08
  of DJing for you? The easiest part drinking alcohol? I mean, I've
• 2:05:18
  been doing it for a while, so it's hard to say what the easiest
• 2:05:20
  part is. I guess, uh, reading the room. At this point,
• 2:05:27
  I know when things are working and when it or not. I don't
• 2:05:31
  know, I have a I feel like when you're doing clubs. At first,
• 2:05:35
  I didn't like I guess I grasp the concept of time, so like,
• 2:05:40
  you know, you got to DJ for a couple of hours and keep
• 2:05:42
  people entertained for hours. So now I have a better time stamp of all
• 2:05:46
  right, it's this time, I'm gonna do this, it's this time I'm
• 2:05:48
  gonna do that, and then kind of go from there. So it's a
• 2:05:51
  lot easier to do it. At first, I used to be doing clubs
• 2:05:55
  and fucking panicking like, oh well, I didn't play it all the bangers
• 2:05:58
  what I play now, So now I know like how to better pace myself.
• 2:06:03
  Okay, so now that's easy. Now there was another question, so
• 2:06:06
  I'll just ask it as a follow up. How do you fight against a
• 2:06:12
  dead crowd? So that's saying they're not reacting. If they're not reacting,
• 2:06:15
  I mean at all. I guess it all depends on where you're at,
• 2:06:18
  depends on why they're not reacting. But try to, like you usually got
• 2:06:25
  to try to find one person in the room. If you get one person
• 2:06:28
  in the room moving, Neil, you'll get it done. Usually if like,
• 2:06:31
  if you're at a club or something like that, birthdays whose birthday is
• 2:06:35
  it? Something like that, Literally have people singing happy birthday in the club
• 2:06:41
  like that, that always works. Okay, kind of go from there,
• 2:06:45
  Yeah, play some throwback shit. There's different ways to get out of it.
• 2:06:47
  But it happens. That happens to every DJ, I mean. And
• 2:06:51
  sometimes I've been places where you think it's dead in there, or you think
• 2:06:56
  people ain't moving. It's just because of the environment. They just don't dance,
• 2:06:59
  like just chilling, just chilling. So Keenan on the couch and sitting
• 2:07:03
  down on the club, drinking my hand, just nodding his head. That's
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  where we're at. We're all sitting down mm hmm, which animals do you
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  think are Which animals do you think are more gangster than humans? Hippos?
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  I'd say cats. Cats. You know what I'm saying. Which animals which?
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  Yeah? Cats, you said hippos? Cats? Because cats cats will
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  test you, will give it. Damn. They will look at you,
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  knock a cup off the counter and just do something about it. What you
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  don type? Ship you want? Nigga? I dare you bitch ass nigga?
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  Yeah, I'm about to eat your lasagnia. Kangaroo kangaroos. Kangaroos,
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  Yeah, I mean kangaroos stand in the middle of water and wait for you
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  to come in there because they want to drown you. All the animals.
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  It's not a joke what happened in Australia that that all happened. But I
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  don't know they can they can keep it. It's it's just I figure,
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  I don't know the name of the shrimp, but it's it's just shrimp that
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  like use this as like its claws to like hit hit its prey, like
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  knock it out. So like he's he's essentially fists fighting before every meal and
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  thinking like you hear about it's just loaded up. It's just like, I
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  promise you even though it's in no water when it when it makes that contract,
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  you hear that damn the shrimp. I feel like that's gangs over the
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  fields. Mm hm. Never heard it boxing before every meal? H No,
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  But my static next question, When I was a kid, I said,
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  Yeah, When I was a kid, I said the word funky wrong
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  while listening to Michael Jackson. Instead, I said fucky, to which my
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  mother told me to never say that word because it was bad. So I
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  always thought funky was a bad word. Have you guys ever experienced something along
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  those lines. Nah, You're just a fucking dumb ass. You're just a
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  funky dummy. It was just a funky as dumb ass. Nah's just been
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  a kid accidently said the wrong word wrong. Here gotta be a dumb ass.
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  So you've done that before, Keen, I've said the wrong words.
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  I forgot what it was. You said the wrong words of songs all the
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  time. I think I was more so one of the kids that was like,
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  I didn't say this. I said that. Yeah, he was like,
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  I said, fuck not. You know what I'm saying, Like for
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  a song that I was, That's what I was thinking of, Like when
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  I was a kid. Uh the smooth Operator song. I didn't say operator,
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  I saying smooth opata had a smooth I just sad. Well, I
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  do have a speech impediment. But talk that one kid literally freaking crazy guys
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  literally and then the same thing, but heartbreak Hotel. I didn't say heartbreak
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  Hotel. I'm like a heartbreak hometell. This is at break home. I
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  was a child people, Yeah right, I just you're different. You say
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  you be here by nine, moving one, you took your time. Okay.
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  This question might just be for Keenan, because I feel like he would
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  have an answer for this. Yo. What's up listening from Burrow? You
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  make it to the last round of American Idol? What song are you singing
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  to win it all? Superstar Luther? Oh, thank you minute Luthor taking
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  it home all seven minutes. I want to tell your baby they had to
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  block out some time. Listen the whole thing, all of it. Never
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  do man, never do man, never do man. You got to even
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  tho it's a different song. You got that big. It's crazy how I
• 2:11:30
  find out like any Luther song. Honestly, I just created that. All
• 2:11:35
  them Luther songs are like covers. Yeah, but once he covers them,
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  it's no longer their song literally just the song jacker. Yep. What song
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  would I do? Wasn't the house? Not a home? That one?
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  That cover too? Ms? See? I think? So what song would
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  y'all do? Win it all last round? To win it all last round?
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  Go home? I mean when the winner when home winter coming second place
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  and you're a loser essentially win or be klay aching? Which one? Is
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  it? Not? Okay? So unnecessary? So what I would probably do?
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  Uh uh? Back to one Brian mcnack or back at one, back
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  in one? Yeah, you wouldn't do any time? I back back of
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  one's the back of one has a nice colimbax. No, where's the which
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  one is the one? He's thinking false set at all time? M m,
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  but you know anything? Oh man, I'm drawing a blank. I
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  was just listening to song. I just know, back to when he got
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  a good bridge he does I feel you a little time hood love of my
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  life? Mm hmmm, I feel like that be a gooe that said.
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  I don't even want to play it. I'm throughout the lifeline like you gotta
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  send because you hit that note, you hit that No, you winning.
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  Yeah, you hit that, No you win it, slow down no,
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  No, gotta be more mainstream right now, it's gonna be more of a
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  ballad Donald Jones where I want to be gotta do it. That's a good
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  one. Mm hmm. I don't think I have unfortunately that no power ballads.
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  Tell me how No careless whisper, careless whisper, don't close. That's
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  another girl. Oh, I don't want know who you have. But like
• 2:14:01
  everybody, like anybody who can do that song sings that song. Yeah,
• 2:14:05
  so like you you hear that at least once or twice. But it takes
• 2:14:09
  a very special person to do that. Like not everybody could just sing that.
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  Yeah, that's a crazy song. Yeah that is. There was a
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  side note that I was meaning to say for a while. It's related to
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  music. So hm, I feel like Tiger doesn't get enough credit. He
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  doesn't because he's been out for twenty years. Yeah. I was like,
• 2:14:30
  dang, Tyger actually has a lot of bangers. You think about it,
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  not twenty but more like fifteen. Yeah, been lime in the Coconut.
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  I was like, ah, that song. I'm not saying it's a banger,
• 2:14:39
  but that was like his first song that was his first song, and
• 2:14:41
  I'm famous. His name was under novel on that rack City Rack City.
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  Yes, yeah boo yos under the song offset. Yeah here the fucking tickto
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  video chick was like she ate something and now her stomach so like to be
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  in a rack City. Yes, Like Coconut came out in two thousand and
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  eight. Yeah, I gotta respect and he should have stopped it right there.
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  Why He's made so many more bangers, but that song, yeah,
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  it was. It was horrible. But but how how you go from Lime
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  and the Coconuts Rack City exactly? Growth should have grown. You don't like
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  rack City? Oh no, the song is fine. I'm just talking about
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  like Li and the Coconut. I wouldn't have looked for anything else, but
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  we did, We saw, we knew, just know. With his cousin,
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  Travy McCoy. Ah, yeah what a time m hm gym class heroes
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  hero y'all would know what old song like kind of had me in a choco
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  But it was like like like me think about it was really add song,
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  but it was just very ketchy to say some dumb sh it. No,
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  no, it's not dumb. I'm sure you got probably Marco Pola with a
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  bat on. Soldier Boy didn't really that ship. Yeah, it wasn't really.
• 2:15:56
  That song had do it for me as much because that was like when
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  bow Wow was kind of like growing up. I'm like, he wasn't a
• 2:16:05
  little bower no more. I'm trying to be big bat Wow. I'm sure
• 2:16:09
  now, Shad Moss. Next question, would you rather give the first ninety
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  percent of a blow job or the last ten? The first ninety, the
• 2:16:28
  first ninety, and then say it again the first nineties, the last ten
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  they finished in your mouth. I didn't say that, and then I'm gonna
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  do the first night. Yes, the first ninety. Choice, Baby,
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  what you're trying to do? You tell me at first? If they're not
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  finishing in my mouth, I'm doing the last ten before head, I still
• 2:16:58
  might do the last ten. I say it doesn't have to be in your
• 2:17:03
  mouth. I'll say that I'm doing the last time you're doing the last ten?
• 2:17:07
  She made him bus. Are you comfortable that it's a lot quicker?
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  It's a lot quicker, you know in your mind likes a quicker ass.
• 2:17:16
  I made that man bus. I finished them off. Well, then,
• 2:17:20
  if anything, I might be like it came crazy, but it would be
• 2:17:37
  all right, are we going to read? Because what fire enough. I'll
• 2:17:43
  save the rest of the questions for time, because again that we don't make
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  a button for that. You were freaky. That's well, freaky frog,
• 2:17:54
  one of them freaky frog, you need one, and it was you gotta
• 2:17:58
  make a button for that little fing weeks. No, but you are.
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  No, I'm not a freak. I'm just saying like I'd rather do the
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  last keenan you reading? Where we at? Uh? He said, look
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  like the back of my hand? Mm hmm, Okay, who Kenny?
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  You got this? Sure? Are you gonna start at? It was the
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  middle of August. Where am I going to? We'll see, just see
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  how you feel, Just how you feel, buddy, Just let it take
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  you. It's story time. That stuttered, so don't judge me. It
• 2:18:48
  was the middle of August, so the sun was blazing all throughout. Although
• 2:18:52
  it was nearly six pm, Chicago felt like it was on fire. As
• 2:18:56
  long as I've been living, I never felt the city get this high.
• 2:19:00
  But baby, it wasn't going It was gonna let this hot ass. Whether
• 2:19:03
  it deterred me from getting what I needed at this moment, I was content
• 2:19:07
  with staying in my place and riding these dicks for hours. Yet me Markel
• 2:19:15
  and Game, Oh wow, Swiss army night, that's crazy. Both Markel
• 2:19:24
  and Well were wearing black tank tops exposing there tagged up muscled arm and shoulders.
• 2:19:28
  Looked like some straight up gang members. But ooh, baby, Miss
• 2:19:31
  Vernetta just loved her some rough next street niggas straight out of jail too.
• 2:19:37
  I don't want their first post release nut wow. Markel and Will had them
• 2:19:43
  then with the jeans on. Oh wow. Markel and Will had a little
• 2:19:48
  sweat listening from the round shoulders, so I presumed they just come back from
• 2:19:52
  the gym. Markel was a little chocolate stallion with Pacific Island waves sitting on
• 2:19:56
  top of his head. He had broad shoulders, cut up on arms and
• 2:20:00
  chests that looked like it was harder than still standing around five ten, This
• 2:20:05
  young sexy ass looked like he was too, was a good two hundred pounds
• 2:20:09
  of all muscle, and baby, let me tell you that dick of his
• 2:20:13
  weighed about two hundred pounds. To Kwame Mills, you were under surveillance.
• 2:20:18
  This is crazy. Ooh child, I was getting so moist just thinking about
• 2:20:22
  a good time. I was about to have the other young man. Will
• 2:20:24
  remind me of that sexy, fine light skin boy that played on that show
• 2:20:28
  that came on Cable. What was the name of it again? Power?
• 2:20:33
  I know who I'm talking about. This universe. We live in the same
• 2:20:41
  timeline as all. That's right. What was that show, Terrence Howard?
• 2:20:50
  Nope, nope, no, it was the other one, hustling Flow.
• 2:20:54
  It was the other one. I need to see the old thought next hour.
• 2:21:01
  Mean some of that old puss in mine. That's right, that's his
• 2:21:03
  name. I almost forgotten. Child. Before I forget, I need to
• 2:21:07
  take my fish oil and Ginko bowl bu Yeah, what you just said,
• 2:21:15
  Ginko Biloba pills. You know, when you get up to that age,
• 2:21:18
  your memory starts to get a little fuzzy. Also, need to take another
• 2:21:20
  medication from my leg twitches not I ain't gonna know that. With both of
• 2:21:26
  them in front of me, we marched straight up to my living room.
• 2:21:31
  Y'all sit down, make yourselves comfortable. I calmly instructed. I'm finna go
• 2:21:35
  and get the reefer in the honey. Y'all smoking right. Will's hazel eyes
• 2:21:39
  shot wide open of shot He looked at Marco. Is she for real?
• 2:21:43
  Yes, bruh, She's cool. I'm telling you, bruh, bruh.
• 2:21:48
  Well we look back and we smiled and saying, damn hell yeah, I'm
• 2:21:52
  smoking. What you got some joints or something? My bridrais nigga, don't
• 2:21:58
  try me. I might be, but baby, I smoked nothing but blunts,
• 2:22:01
  blackoods. Matter of fact, I got them Russian creams in the back.
• 2:22:05
  Speaking of creams, I could feel my pussy getting juicy than the fresh
• 2:22:09
  pot roast? What fresh pot roast? And I'm leave it right there.
• 2:22:16
  Oh god, you get to read the sexy Oh who gets you stay tuned?
• 2:22:26
  Quant's Mills yeah or something? Oh God, And it's just it's quand
• 2:22:30
  Mills, Quans Mills like a real old man, Quan's Mills. You know.
• 2:22:35
  Niggas always thunders and heats Walmarts and targets the singular Walmarts. And I'm
• 2:22:43
  gonna I'm going to Walmarts something. That's it. Yeah, that's it,
• 2:22:48
  Bye, guys, I guess that's yep. It's getting juici heer than a
• 2:22:54
  pot roast. Mike very wild. Why are pot roast because old ladies love
• 2:23:03
  pot roast because it's it's it's something that you cook slow and steady. You
• 2:23:07
  don't cook a pot roast fast. Take your time, make sure all the
• 2:23:11
  juices is there. Please leave it listening. That's the button.