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Payton is THE clueless driver on the road we all wonder about · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 2: It is Friday though today. Yeah, it's the business. It's Friday,
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  Speaker 2: and it's wild on a Friday.
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  Speaker 4: You're supposed to be happy and content and Peyton's got
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  Speaker 4: all kinds of road rage issues.
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  Speaker 7: Actually, yeah, because I feel like I've lived in Arizona
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  Speaker 7: my entire life, and I feel like this is truly
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  Speaker 7: the best place to ever live. But our drivers here
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  Speaker 7: are so aggressive. I would say that's the one thing
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  Speaker 7: that I don't love about it out here. Like the
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  Speaker 7: other day, I'm driving eighty, I'm in the carpool lane,
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  Speaker 7: like I feel like I'm like staying with the speed
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  Speaker 7: of traffic. Meanwhile, this truck is like on my butt,
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  Speaker 7: laying is horn, like flipping me off, and I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 7: I'm sorry that you're late and that you're rushing.
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  Speaker 2: I get it.
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  Speaker 7: I've been there too, but like I don't care.
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  Speaker 6: I left on top.
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  Speaker 5: Eighty in the carpool lane is not acceptable. I far
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  Speaker 5: far left lane eighties for all the way the right lane.
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  Speaker 2: No, see, I completely disagree.
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  Speaker 7: Like I feel like, I mean, you can get around me,
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  Speaker 7: you can move around. But every time they flip me off.
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  Speaker 6: I just love them.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, there's a carpooling to the fast ling or the
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  Speaker 3: carpool a doing any.
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  Speaker 4: Carpool lane is the time being in the carpolane. If
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  Speaker 4: you're at the right time, You're okay. Let's just whatever
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  Speaker 4: lane it is, because its if you're eleven then it's
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  Speaker 4: okay to be But if you're going eighty and people
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  Speaker 4: behind you going faster, you need to move right. But no,
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  Speaker 4: I know you can say you disagree, but you're You
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  Speaker 4: can disagree, but you're causing the road rage. You can't
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  Speaker 4: get mad and see I'm a great driver and there's
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  Speaker 4: a great place to live.
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  Speaker 2: You're the one.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, you know what, all these people are getting murdered.
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  Speaker 4: I'm killing all these people, but it's the safe place
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  Speaker 4: to live. Like you're causing the problem.
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  Speaker 2: I am the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, there is an unspoken agreement. If you are in
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  Speaker 3: the far left lane, then you are leading the pack
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  Speaker 3: of speed. You have taken responsibility to wholsome ass if.
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  Speaker 5: You want to go a little slower, that's what the
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  Speaker 5: right lanes are for, Kyle.
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  Speaker 7: You with criminals being taken over there, I don't want
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  Speaker 7: to hear you should hear.
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  Speaker 2: It from me because of this. It's like you're hearing
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  Speaker 2: us talking, but you're not listening. No, I disagree, I know,
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  Speaker 2: how can you disagree your break You're you're not.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like because listen, when I got I last
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  Speaker 7: time I got pulled over, I was going like ninety
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  Speaker 7: and a sixty five, and the officer said, never go
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  Speaker 7: over eighty miles per hour ever on the freeway.
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  Speaker 6: So that's what I say.
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  Speaker 4: So don't don't, but go in a different lane. That
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  Speaker 4: lane is for people, carpool lane, Peyton. You can't complain.
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  Speaker 6: You're making your own rules and people.
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  Speaker 3: When you're on the one A one speedway, which I
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  Speaker 3: call it because it's like a racetrack, if you're in
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  Speaker 3: the far left, it is your agreement that you are
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  Speaker 3: leading the charge. And if you see somebody coming up
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  Speaker 3: behind you, you're not willing to go that fast.
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  Speaker 6: You got to get over it.
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  Speaker 7: If you guys are telling you if I'm going eighty,
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  Speaker 7: I'm in the middle, and that's fine.
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  Speaker 4: If people are going faster than you behind you, then
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  Speaker 4: you move.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you do.
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  Speaker 5: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The honk was a courtesy from a from a steer
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  Speaker 3: who is leading the pack.
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  Speaker 7: I can take a little beep, but when.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, now, that is the whole. That honk. I've
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  Speaker 2: had people do that to me twice in the last
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  Speaker 2: couple of days. That's very they lay the whole.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny because you think about it, there's there's there's honest,
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  Speaker 4: simple mistakes you make in life and anywhere else in
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  Speaker 4: life outside of driving, Like you don't go like someone
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  Speaker 4: bumps in you at the shopping cart and.
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  Speaker 6: You go.
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  Speaker 2: I like I was pulling. I was.
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  Speaker 4: I was taking my dog to the vet the other day.
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  Speaker 4: There was all kinds of construction and I was trying
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  Speaker 4: to zip. I was following the path, and then my
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  Speaker 4: construction because of the construction. It made me go down
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  Speaker 4: a one way street for a second right, and this
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  Speaker 4: car came and just.
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  Speaker 2: Literally laid the horn on for so long.
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  Speaker 4: I rolled down the window and drove by them, so
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  Speaker 4: we had to be face to face, and I put
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  Speaker 4: both my hands in front of my face and.
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  Speaker 2: Stared at him for the longest. I just went.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they laid on the horn, and they kept they
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  Speaker 4: kept laying the horn and a horn on and on.
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  Speaker 4: And then I was pulling out of a driveway the
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  Speaker 4: other day and I was a little too far out
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  Speaker 4: in a car put on the horn way before and
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  Speaker 4: kept it on even after they passed me.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know.
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  Speaker 7: So anyway, I'm proven aggressive drivers, but also I will
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  Speaker 7: take my driver of the road lesson and get out
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  Speaker 7: of the carpool lank.
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  Speaker 6: That's true. That's the way to go.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, and rich what were you saying you had
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  Speaker 4: experience with grumpy people, didn't you?
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  Speaker 3: Well, so yeah, you know. You guys have seen the
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  Speaker 3: video where I walk the Earth, and I usually take
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  Speaker 3: pictures of where I'm going. Yes, but I hit up
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  Speaker 3: a new neighborhood and I noticed that Normally, when I
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  Speaker 3: wave hello or say good morning to people, I always
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  Speaker 3: get a good morning back. But I noticed the first
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  Speaker 3: couple of people in this neighborhood in South Chandler. You
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  Speaker 3: know where the little lake is? I want to say
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  Speaker 3: exactly where it is, but right around there I was walking.
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  Speaker 3: The first two people didn't say hello, so I kept track.
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  Speaker 3: I was oh for thirteen on the good morning, and
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  Speaker 3: I am dressed very friendly. I'm a very friendly guy
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  Speaker 3: in my neighborhood, I am. I'm usually ten for ten
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  Speaker 3: with a hello back when I go around the Gilbert area.
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  Speaker 3: But South Chandler, I don't know what's happening there.
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  Speaker 7: Do they feel like, because are you walking by yourself?
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  Speaker 6: I'm walking by myself?
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  Speaker 2: Like are they not saying hi?
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  Speaker 7: Because they're like, who this is we dude saying hello?
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  Speaker 3: You must start protective of their neighborhood. But I wasn't
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  Speaker 3: like behind any gates or anything like we know you
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  Speaker 3: don't that might be, but I mean it was usually
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  Speaker 3: people that are walking in a group, like you know,
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  Speaker 3: a couple of like an older gentleman and his wife
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  Speaker 3: or something like that, and you figure that's the safest
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  Speaker 3: people to say good morning too. Of course they're going
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  Speaker 3: to say good morning back, but oh, for thirteen, that's wild.
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  Speaker 4: That's really when I go hiking and you pass people
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  Speaker 4: to come back and forth to you, the guy go
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  Speaker 4: hiking with always says high to them. And I always
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  Speaker 4: always impressed the how high, how friendly everyone is because
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  Speaker 4: they and then I don't it's really He'll say good morning,
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  Speaker 4: and then the people go good morning, and no, really
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  Speaker 4: that's okay.
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  Speaker 3: Though I always feel like your breath could I thought
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  Speaker 3: maybe they couldn't hear me because I had my headphones
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  Speaker 3: and maybe I was quiet, so it's like, hey, good morning,
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  Speaker 3: don't you.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of offensive because I wrote up the elevator
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  Speaker 5: with someone and I had never seen this person before,
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  Speaker 5: but they.
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  Speaker 2: Were on the third floor and were on the fourth floor.
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  Speaker 5: And as they were getting out, you know, the silence
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  Speaker 5: in the elevator because you don't have an elevator checks not
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  Speaker 5: not first thing in the morning. And he got out
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  Speaker 5: and I said have a good morning. You said nothing,
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, or not.
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  Speaker 4: I have a theory on that because that's happened to
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  Speaker 4: me before too. And I have a theory on that
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  Speaker 4: that you and I both have hearing problems, right, And
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  Speaker 4: I think because we have hearing problems, I think we
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  Speaker 4: speak lower than.
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  Speaker 2: We normally do.
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  Speaker 6: I mean we speak louder.
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  Speaker 2: No, because I think you're because because I've had that.
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  Speaker 2: I've had that happened before, where I like, I clearly
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  Speaker 2: said hello to this person, they ignored me.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe they not like me. What maybe you didn't hear them.
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  Speaker 5: Like you, I thought that's what you were going to say,
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  Speaker 5: Like they're walking away.
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  Speaker 4: No, I've seen them ignore me completely. I'll be I'd
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  Speaker 4: be like, hey, hey man, what's up. Good morning, and
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  Speaker 4: say I'm like, maybe I said good morning too low
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  Speaker 4: and they didn't hear me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't even think that. I just thought, or not.
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  Speaker 3: So South Chandler's stepping up. Let's be friendly around there.
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  Speaker 3: It was around the park. There's people in the park.
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  Speaker 6: We are friendly.
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  Speaker 5: I would all you got comments on Peyton's not understanding
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  Speaker 5: the law.
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  Speaker 6: I understand.
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  Speaker 2: I know you don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone's gonna be mad at us for saying you should speed.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't tell her that. I told her. I told her.
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  Speaker 4: I know you did, but I told her to drive
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  Speaker 4: the speed limit. But if you're going to drive fast,
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  Speaker 4: get out.
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  Speaker 2: Of the We're not allowed to learn on this show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm hopeful you're in denial of the learning though.
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  Speaker 2: And I just said I appreciate the lesson.
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  Speaker 5: My dad used always say, it's a moving system. When
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  Speaker 5: you're driving, it's a moving system. So if you're not
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  Speaker 5: keeping up with the flow of.
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  Speaker 2: Traffic, move, I agree with you. All right, It's John,
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  Speaker 2: Jay and Rich