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Episode 207: Drill Baby Drill! · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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What it do, what it do, what it do, it is your boy Andrew
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Schultz AK, Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who am I with?
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As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy.
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Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 207 someone called the
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doctor, 'cause I'm so ill. And when I'm with your girl it's
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drill, baby drill. Stupid.
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Welcome, motherfuckers. Someone call it doctor because
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I'm so I'll but on with your guys.
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Drill, baby drill. Drill, baby drill.
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Drill, baby drill. Well, I want you guys this drill
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baby drill. I'm all about the girls.
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So they call me Lena Dunham. She a badass bitch.
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I'm a Wiener coming. She a fly bird who like to be
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humming big shit shows blowing up the plumbing for rum.
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Bum bum bum. You the boy drumming.
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Call me for the dump of the rap game.
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I'm running this run for this run and this drill baby drill.
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Serving buses 1 by 1. Every rhyme I kill.
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Someone call it Doctor 'cause I'm so I'll.
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Why don't let you go this Drill Betty drill, Drill Betty drill.
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Great intro, how are you Sir? Thank you and for the audio you
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just heard Drill Baby Drill by Mr. Goody 2 shoes so.
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Plug in, plug in his own stuff. Plug in the plug, I plug the
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plug, I plug the plug's plug. Motherfucker.
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Kind of. Kind of when I live in Santa
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Monica, kind of, you know. Yeah, yeah.
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How are you? Good work's getting stressful,
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but I'm doing good. Things are chill.
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Kind of done with the yard. Was able to get rid of a bunch
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of like junk and shit. I found out like a pretty sweet
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way to get rid of some junk and I've got some fucking awesome
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neighbors. This dude's just crazy.
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This guy who lives like 2 doors from me, super nice.
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He's got everything. I was like oh I'm trying to cut
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the stone but I'll get a saw. I was like, I got 1 and he'll
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just come back and give me like some massive stone saw or be
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like I was like, hey, do you have a ladder?
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I'm trying to hang like some lights and like a ring camera or
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something. He's like what do you need?
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I got 40 foot 30 foot 35 foot 28 slant.
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He was named it off all these different.
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I was like, how many fucking ladders does this guy have?
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Yeah, I'll just take the. 8 foot need so many ladders is the real
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question. I got the 8 foot too short so
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for some of these limbs they'd be up there.
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Dude I got a jungle but no so that was chill though.
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Meaning that you that you were too short.
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Not because the 8 foot wasn't long enough to get you up there,
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no. It's actually like I could maybe
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get it just seems dangerous and I'm the last thing I want to do
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is like we found I'd be found like dead in like my front yard
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because I was cutting a tree limb by myself and like fell on
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a saw like that would be shitty. So I'd much rather like that's
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what if I'm going up more than like 15 feet, I'm playing it
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safe always. I'm like, I've watched final
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destination jeepers creepers. I mean, if I can't climb the
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tree and safely sit in the tree because there's some of those,
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they're all straddling a tree like a tree rolling like ring,
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like chopping shit down. That was tight, but I mean, you
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know, I'm not going out super far on the limb.
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I'm going to stay. I'm going to, you know, stay
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grounded, get down safe for the future.
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I just don't like to see, I don't like to see you up in
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trees in general in Texas. Obama.
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Obama in 2028 we coming. But that was good to get rid of
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all that shit 'cause I was stressing me out to just be done
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with it. What I've been trying to do,
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like with this yard thing is it's been a challenge to like
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finish projects, like start stuff that are huge.
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Like I ripped up my entire backyard and it's like, oh shit,
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I actually have like I have to finish piercing this back
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together. Otherwise I just have like a
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shitty backyard, you know? So it's been doing those things
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in increments and it's starting to get colder.
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So I think I'm done. I've been saying that for a
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while. As Colin Powell would say, the
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potty Pottery Barn philosophy, you break it, you buy it, you,
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you, you start on your backyard. You got to finish it otherwise.
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Well, and I bought it and it was like a fucking jungle anyway, so
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it was actually worse. So even when I tore it up, it
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probably looked better, but it just would have driven me
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insane. So at least I'm to a stopping
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point now. So it looks good, everything's
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looks great, but there's nothing planted, but at least it looks
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good so I can stop and then you know what I'm saying?
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I got to go to the attic. We going, we going up.
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We going up and in. I got to do some shit.
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Yeah, man. I mean, I've it's been
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therapeutic doing getting shit done has been therapeutic.
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So now I'm going to start doing some weird wood shit.
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I'm going to see if I can see like.
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Some weird wood shit. Well, just like, I don't know, I
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mean, I'm figuring this shit out as I go along, but like that's
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why the the house, my whole attic is like one big, one big
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ass space. Like it's fucking huge.
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It's one big space. So I and there's not really any
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boards. There's a couple like flimsy
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shitty boards up there and then it's random shit, dude.
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It's like a old door, the cabinet door, like to like make
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your way like through there. It is like, I don't know, some
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trippy ass scary dream like where you're walking across a
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Cliff on random objects like it's really sketchy.
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So I want to like clean out this one section, get this old radio
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antenna or this like ATV antenna out.
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There's like this massive crazy space alien looking shit in
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there. Get that out and then like
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slowly start to redo the insulation and put some plywood
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over it so it's actually like walkable and not like a sketch
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show. It's kind of my goal.
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We'll see like how far I get with it.
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But if it's I can't do that shit in the summer.
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It's too hot. Gotta wait till it cools down.
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So I figured now's that time. Spiders.
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More spiders are dead now than they've ever been dead.
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Like you ain't going to catch my black ass up there in the
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summer, spiders. Because you killed them.
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I thought you were trying to say it's like a like a bee
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phenomenon. Like they, you know what I'm
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saying? Spiders alone.
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I don't fuck with spiders unless they're in my house or on my
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property. Then they got to go.
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See backyard, I leave them alone.
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There was a there was a shit toe.
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No, because there was this like this time, right, all those
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rocks in the back and it was just like Black Widow city, bro,
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just like big ass black widows everywhere.
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And if I found came across a Black Widow like you're, you're
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done son. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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Like that, you got that coming, that's coming in spades.
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But there was some like wild ass looking tarantulas.
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I don't know, just because that's what I was dealing that
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day, you know what I'm saying? New dealer comes on at six back
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up. But no, but there was like big
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ass tarantulas. Don't really fuck with them.
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Leave them alone. But if I saw a tarantula in my
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house, like it's on site, if they're in the house, it's on
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site with a spider, anytime. Spider, not so much like a
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honeybee or something. A wasp on site.
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A mosquito. Who the motherfuck took my
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motherfucking lighter? Look at that whole bitch over
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there. Don't you look like a spider?
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And that's like the that song. That song wasn't on Spotify or
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any streaming for the longest time.
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I'm telling you, I know it is now, but for like 10 or 12
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years, I swear I just kept like looking up that song, just kept
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looking it up to see if it would pop up.
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And you know, you'd always find somebody's like shitty playlist
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that's titled the song, but it's a bunch of other songs that are
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but not the song you want. Like.
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Fuck this guy, but shout out to the people who keep putting shit
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back up. That's from King Gizzard and the
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Lizard Wizard. They just did that.
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Like I had AI, went and saw them live and then I put together
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their set list into a playlist and I got and I got to play it
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and it's empty. And then they took all their
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shit off Spotify. What's that?
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People be doing that, But yeah, no.
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So I'm going to go up there and, you know, if I see any spiders
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on site and then I'm going to try to like get like the, I
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don't know, like the pink lung or some shit, like I don't know,
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I'm going to be fighting the insulation kind of creeps me.
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Out lung. What's that?
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Well. The pink foam.
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For what you know. What I'm saying from like
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insulation, because I'm going to try to do my clean up the
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insulation dog, but I thought I'm done.
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I'm going to know how to do Earth thing and then.
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You're going to start flipping houses.
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You're going to flip your way to South Lake.
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Flip my way to Flip my way to Westlake, Westlake, Northlake,
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Westlake. I'm gonna be on the outskirts.
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I'm gonna be in the houses that own the houses.
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That own the houses the plus. Are we buying Vicaro?
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Are we buying Vicaro? Putin chef?
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Would you be Putin chef? Absolutely not.
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No, that would literally be called treason, Joseph.
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OK, let's say it's not 5050 shot.
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You survive. What?
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I don't want to fucking serve Russian food?
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Are you fucking kidding? No, he wants American bang.
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He wants he wants nothing but American bangers.
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Can't do it, Putin. Can't do it.
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When you and I are your first, you and I are going shirtless on
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a fucking horseback. No saddle.
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No saddle. Oh.
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Wow, no weapons. We're going down to Siberia,
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bro. One of us is coming back and
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it's not going to be you calling my shot.
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Putin. I see you moving up in the
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rankings. Moscow holler at your boys.
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It's. Really weird.
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I don't get fucked. It was in the shit on the front
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lines dog. Both Russia and Ukraine top 10.
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How do you think they take that? I don't give a fuck how he takes
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it dude. He takes it in the ass is what
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he how he takes. It sounds like him a horseback.
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That's why he's got a he's got a loose butt.
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He's got a loose butt hole. He just shit his pants falling
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down the stairs. Dude.
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Grandpa for real? Yeah, how are you, that's what.
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Pergosian used to call him grandpa.
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That's true. No, but I was talking about
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pergosian to somebody. Shot out front of the pod.
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Yeah, I mean, we know. You with all the atrocities you
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like. We know you out there, jungles
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of the jungles of the Congo with some stolen gold.
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No, but I did just watch a whole documentary on the Wagner group
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Vice did like a year ago. How was it?
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Yeah, You know, it's whatever, You know, it's like they like
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they, they try to like, you know, try to say it doesn't
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exist. And then it's like, obviously it
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does. And then like he's like, call
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this Chopin, call this Mozart, call this they started naming.
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It's like, no, dude, you guys are called Wagner because that
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was fucking Hitler's favorite like composer.
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Like that's just stick to the script.
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They don't. They have like a big ass office
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building. Dude, you know progression just
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got. You know, no, I know that's
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like. You, you couldn't he he is the
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George Santos of Russia. Just don't give George Santos a
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militia dude. That's why I sent him out to
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Africa. Dude, Pergosian's alive.
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George Santos, 20. Well, even they even say that in
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the in the documentary, they're like if like like in the intro,
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it's like somebody's like, even if he's still alive, his
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political like life in Russia is over.
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And I was like, what do you mean?
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Even if he's still alive, get the fuck out of here.
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He's obviously. He could be.
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He could be. Why would he be?
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Why wouldn't he be? Because Putin didn't want him to
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be ABS saw his fucking plane fall out of the sky.
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That was crazy. Body double, Body triple, Dude,
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everybody knew he had body double.
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Why? Would he keep it quiet?
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He just said that's how he wants to go.
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Russia. Is have it be mysterious?
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Like am I actually dead? Am I alive?
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Was it a body? Double I wouldn't was I all up
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on instead of fake death? You know, like, dude, if you
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were going to die, die like DB Cooper, like who was he?
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Where did that happen to the money?
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That'd be tight. Like so Porgoshin's like he.
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He died with mystery. Because there is he.
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Was about to he was about to take over the Russian Federation
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bro and he just dies of mystery on like on purpose.
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No, he blew up on a plane. No, but what I'm saying is maybe
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he went underground, maybe he went to Hollow inside Hollow
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Earth and he's hiding out. No.
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It's possible. You're giving that dipshit way
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too much credit, dude. No, that's the people of.
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If he was an American, he would have made it all the way to the
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the. Reptilian shape shifters in the
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hollow earth. He's a war criminal rapist.
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Yeah. I mean, there's yeah, Yeah.
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Yep. There you go.
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You're hearing about a lot of those lately.
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Yeah. Everything else is good though.
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Vibes. Vibes are good.
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OK, want to do therapy? Sure.
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What do you think? Man, you got have you just got
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your vibes good? It's the most cow vibes shit
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I've. Ever heard you asked me?
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Bro vibes are good, Tie tie vibes good fish tacos.
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Fish tacos down bro. Like we're out.
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We're vibing dude. We might hit the walk later.
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Just board it, you know, long board it.
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Hit up the pack Sun. That's the solution.
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Sometimes the Lulu is the Solulu.
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You know what I'm saying? There's some new bluey vans I'm
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really trying to cop bro. You know I only make custom
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bands. I love bluey dude.
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Who the fuck loves Bluey? Doesn't have a child.
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I don't even know what Bluey was up until like a week ago.
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Yeah, I still don't even know what it is.
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Is it a whale? No, it's a healer.
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See what I'm saying? You see what I'm?
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Saying it's all these different dogs, this type, it's type A.
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Healer. I thought it was like a cartoon.
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No, it is a cartoon, but it's like a cartoon of like a blue
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heeler, I believe. A.
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A dog A. Healer dog like a healer like a
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healer like out here in California type shit crystals.
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Hey, man. That's what I thought you I
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thought you meant. Hey kids, welcome to another
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episode of Bluey. A dog dealer.
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Today we're going to smoke some DNT, shoot up, talk to the
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elves, come back and make friendship bracelets.
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All right, y'all. Fuck yeah, dude.
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Have your parents left the room? Cool.
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Let's talk about how the educational system in the
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government have been corrupting you from the start and they're
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never going to stop. You'd be like, what?
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Mail time? No, but it'd be like bowl time
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or something. How much blue have you watched
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in your life? Crystal Time.
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I'm just imagining like something like blue.
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I've none actually, I don't even know like how you'd watch it,
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but kids be rocking kids, kids be rocking the bluey, bro, kids
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be rocking bluey. I'm like, well, that shirt's
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kind of dope, like bluey. Look at these Jays, Bluey.
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But is that weird sticker on the back of that car bluey?
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I mean. You know, I don't know dude, if
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I'm like 39 which I just turned and I'm rocking bluey and I
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don't have a kid, seems weird. Well, yeah, you're on a list or
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you should be. We should be looking into like
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you should be filled out an application to be on the.
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List. It's like, it's like a
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children's playground. They have to sign you.
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It's like you're not allowed here.
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If you without a kid you know that type of shit.
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I just read here, you're like, sure dude, like whatever.
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Your house is 750 feet away from the school 'cause you're not
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allowed on the school. Get out of here, dude.
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What do you mean? Yeah, but shout out Blue
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teaching the youth. Is, is it teaching the youth?
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Is it like Dora? Dora I mean.
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By Dora I mean Dora the Explorer.
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Door was tight, Dora held it down for a bit.
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Blue's Clues is always classic. Blue's Clues is lit.
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Loose Loose is lit because of rhymes with Mr. Goody 2 shoes,
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so I like to use it and rhymes. Well, and then whenever, what
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was it like the guy who originally, like, it was kind of
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tired that the guy who was playing the original Steve was
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just like, wild as fuck. So I mean, he had like a sick
17:07
job. He's like, yeah, I stand in
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front of a green screen. I talked to imaginary Blue Dog,
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a salt and pepper shaker, a mailbox.
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Like, it's pretty lit. That kid was making a shit ton
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of money. I mean, he's like.
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I feel like like there was controversy with him, right?
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Like he, he. Was died or something?
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Or was he doing dreads? I don't know what happened to
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the Blues guy. What?
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I think he's hanging out with like Jared from Subway or
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something, no? I hope not.
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But I think anybody's hanging out with, I don't think
17:36
anybody's hanging out with that dude.
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I think that's that's solitary. Yeah, left the show in 2002 to
17:43
produce to pursue music because he was balding and wanted to
17:46
move on from the kid show. He later said he struggled with
17:49
depression since return. Yeah, so he dipped because he
17:53
was. I know they brought him back for
17:54
an episode like way back later, but yeah, he was just going bald
17:57
and he was like, damn, bro, I can't.
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I remember. There was all sorts of rumors,
18:01
though. It was like, is he on drugs?
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He's on heroin now. One thing I do remember back in
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the day, there was those commercials where it was like,
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dude, you're getting Adele, bro. Do you remember those
18:12
commercials with the dude you're getting Adele guy?
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It was Dell computer commercials and he got caught.
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He got arrested with weed and he like lost his spray.
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It was a huge fucking deal. They're like the dude you're
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getting Adele guy caught with marijuana.
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It was a huge fucking deal back in the day.
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Maybe. In Texas, because like that's
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where Dell's like headquartered. I don't remember this.
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Maybe I mean Dell, but this is, you know, Dell computers aren't.
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No, I get it. But I but.
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It was like they. Are kind of a Texas thing.
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They're based out of Austin, but no.
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They're in the bottom of your cup, right there at the very no
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at the very bottom. Yeti.
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Yeah. This is a gift from a wedding.
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Really. You got a gift from the wedding.
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I was in it. Your boy was in it.
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I see. Man of honor in fact shout out
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this is their pawn shop that they own in Paris, TX.
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Are they paying us? Are they paying us?
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No, I just love the. Shirt shut it down.
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I'm going to blur that out in post.
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It's fucked up. That's not cool.
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What's your deal? We're.
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Live streaming it dude. I don't know.
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You're in charge of it all, right?
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Therapy questions. Therapy question #1 If you could
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remove one social norm forever, which one causes the most
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unnecessary stress? To remove us like something
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that's a social norm, that's annoying.
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Yeah, some of that would be a relief for everybody burping and
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farting. Bro, just let people fart.
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Let people burp, whatever. If they got to do it, just do
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it. If you get rid of that, it would
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be stinkier, but at least he'll be like, hey, I'm going to leave
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the room and I'll fart real quick.
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They just, they just, they just tell you and you'll be like, all
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right, cool, whatever. That wouldn't be weird.
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That'd be great. That'd be fantastic.
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That's a good world. It wouldn't smell great all the
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time, but at least you wouldn't have the stigma.
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Like if you got to fart, like oh man, I can't fart.
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And you're stuck in a meeting for four hours because if you
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fart, that could be it, Man. You gotta just, you just be
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like, hey, I gotta fart. Bosses like me too.
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You both fart. There you go.
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Problem solved. Nah.
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Damn. Nah, fuck that.
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That'll be a lot less stress on everybody.
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Lot less stress, a lot more stress.
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Bro I got burps and farts coming at me while I'm in public.
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Get the fuck out of here dude. You could.
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Choose to or not, nobody wears. Sweatpants and the fucking.
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You could still no listen, you could still be polite and not do
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it. But if you chose to not be
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polite and not do it, it wouldn't be like, woo Hoo,
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everybody would geek the fuck out.
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It'd just be like, no big deal. So you could still fart in
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private. It's not like now all of a
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sudden everybody's just ripping at, but it would be at your
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discretion. But if you chose to, I really
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got to fart, man. No one's going to care.
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Not fuck that. Yeah, I'm just doing for
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controversy. I did see, I did see a study
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that couples who fart in front of each other, it's a sign of I
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don't know. How many times is listeners,
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have you seen that same stupid shit like because you just said
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that that's going to pop up in our algorithms again.
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Text me tomorrow when you see that study say that you know 70%
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of couples that fart in front of each other a lot happier.
21:50
I'm like, what? Like who's like?
21:52
I don't know. Do you guys fart in front of
21:54
each other? Yeah.
21:55
And are you happy? Of course.
21:57
Like what? Who's like, what is this
21:59
polling? Who's doing this polling?
22:01
No dude like I've like farted in my I've like farted in my sleep
22:04
and been embarrassed. So I'm saying so just get rid of
22:07
the embarrassment. If you do, you do, But you're
22:10
not like, Oh my God, you know, is he like my bad and the baby
22:14
be like, it's cool. No, the what would yours be?
22:18
You haven't said shit. Oh I I wouldn't get rid of any
22:24
of them because I'm not a fucking sociopath.
22:27
See, that's where you're. That's where you're no fun.
22:31
No. Do I say something ridiculous
22:33
like farts to stir up conversation?
22:36
You say nothing. He was like bitches and then he
22:41
said back or whatever. No, some some guy yesterday said
22:45
to me, he goes, dude, we should go out and like hit on bitches
22:48
together. That I bet that would be fun.
22:50
And I go, well, first, if we could start with not calling
22:53
them bitches, that would be great.
22:55
You said that. Yeah.
22:57
What did he say? He was like he said lol.
23:02
He's younger, he's younger. I get rid of this is just for
23:10
all your parents out there just giving your kids fucking phones.
23:13
Like come on, what we got? Yeah.
23:19
Therapy question number. 20 I'll be going to social media in
23:23
general. Yeah, it's become a social.
23:24
Norm yeah, get rid of that media boom, boom.
23:28
Yeah. Solved it.
23:31
The world would heal itself in like 10 years.
23:33
It'd be a completely different place.
23:35
Yeah, we just would not know what Trump was up to.
23:38
Yeah, he'd be like, how do they not know he'd be freaking the
23:42
fuck out? We're just like, dude, dude, he
23:44
just swooped Greenland and we had no clip.
23:47
He couldn't tell us. He doesn't know how to do a
23:50
press release anymore. Yeah.
23:53
Therapy question #2 If your comfort zone had a smell, what
23:58
would it be? Oh like lavender?
24:07
I love the smell of lavender. I do and it's like sage or
24:13
something man. Honestly love the smell of
24:16
lavender. It's probably my favorite smell
24:18
like candles or anything. Sage, Lavender, sage.
24:22
Yeah, Sage, probably. Mine mine would be a won't spice
24:31
pure sport body spray. All right, P can't really find
24:34
it anywhere. It'd be a throwback.
24:41
Throwback spray deodorant. Yeah, I did.
24:44
Did I used to say with that like I was smoking, smoking weed in
24:48
my car with like my buddy and his girlfriend and I sprayed
24:53
that on like on right before we got on.
24:55
She is like gave me she's like, what is that?
24:57
I'm like bro bro. Oh good, the good shit.
25:04
Yeah. Then she's like, actually, I
25:07
think I'm in love with you. That's.
25:08
What it felt like, I was like, it happens.
25:11
Old Spice Pierce where body spray never fails.
25:14
Happens sometimes it's a side. Effect body spray.
25:18
Also red eye, dry mouth, restless leg syndrome and
25:22
compulsive gambling or other side effects.
25:26
Well, half of that you just get from the weed we smoked.
25:28
I I fucking love whenever they start getting into the weird
25:31
side effects, if it's anything, and they get like way, like when
25:35
they're like compulsive gambling and they get into like weird,
25:38
like very specific. What what is compulsive gambling
25:40
side effect from? There's a.
25:43
GLP ones. This is true if you have there's
25:46
a used to be a medication for restless leg syndrome for people
25:49
that like kicking shit in their sleep that one of the side
25:52
effects was compulsive gambling and I was like that's.
25:56
So wild. I would I would risk it.
25:57
Dude, I hate she. Was going to she was going to
26:01
divorce me because I kicked her in her sleep, but then she
26:04
divorced me because I lost the house.
26:06
Like how could you come back and you make it worse?
26:09
Like so that's. Worth the risk?
26:11
It's worth the risk bro because restless leg syndrome sucks.
26:14
Oh no, but that's such a wildly specific like side effect.
26:20
Like so like to run. This that's when you, that's
26:23
when you take the GLP. That's when you take the Monjaro
26:26
and then you and you combat the addictive gambling and then you
26:28
get skinny too. The Monjaro's gambling.
26:33
Monjaro like Ozempic, all of it like it like just like it quiets
26:38
your mind from the addictive behavior so it's like good for
26:40
like any addiction like food, alcohol, gambling I've.
26:44
Heard about that? Yeah.
26:46
It's basically the miracle drug. Allegedly.
26:48
No, definitely, definitely. I I pitched you, I pitched you
26:55
like 3 years ago, the fucking Ozempic basket of goods where we
26:59
could short like all the fast food companies.
27:01
I. Dropped the bomb on Ozempic
27:03
early on the spot when I came back from LA seeing my sister.
27:06
I know. OK, well guess who lives in an?
27:08
Ozempic pandemic. Yeah, you just opened your eyes.
27:10
You. Don't live in LA, you live.
27:12
Right next to it. Just get out of here.
27:15
All the all my dating app like it thinks I do, like that's all
27:20
the girls are. All the girls are all out there.
27:23
It's that close. I have it set for 45 miles.
27:27
I think that gets me to Santa Barbara or LA.
27:30
I'm right in the middle. Oh.
27:32
OK, 45 miles either way. 50 mile radius too.
27:38
Far before 5050 was getting too far, 50 was too far.
27:42
For some reason. I was like, oh, I was like. 45
27:44
that's that's that's. But I'm still getting Yeah, but
27:47
it's to be like Marina del Rey, a lot of fucking Brentwood,
27:51
yeah. If they drive in, if they like
27:53
go shopping, you know, hit up the Trader Joe's that's 50 and
27:56
then they end up being like 44. Miles Trader Joe's?
27:59
You mean Erdogan? Oh, yeah, Whatever you guys have
28:02
out there, Erdogan, the $20 smoothie, right?
28:08
Yeah. Unless you know some people.
28:09
Unless you know some people, you know Kylie.
28:14
I see Kylie and Timothy over there all the time.
28:19
I would say don't blow up your plug on the.
28:22
On the juice. On the juice, dude, you can't
28:25
give up that. J Juicy J over there.
28:29
One shout out therapy question number two or three.
28:37
Mine would smell. Like, by the way, it wouldn't
28:41
have a smell 'cause I'm not an 8.
28:42
No, I was kidding. I'm just kidding.
28:45
Mine would smell wow. I already.
28:49
Said it, there'll be question #3 ready.
28:55
Yeah, I'll blame it on you, bitch.
28:57
If you could only keep one version of yourself, who you are
29:02
alone or who you are with others, which survives?
29:06
Oh, that's a good one. Who you are with others, right?
29:12
Because yeah, that's what matters.
29:20
Yeah, I mean, as long as. Especially then I couldn't be
29:23
then because like, I couldn't be around others anymore.
29:27
If you are, if you can, you know you should try to be yourself
29:32
all the time. So that's what I have.
29:34
Yeah. So if you have that ability to
29:35
be yourself when you're with others and be comfortable with
29:38
that, then obviously you would take that.
29:40
Now if you're if you're like being weird as shit and you're
29:46
like 2 faced and you have some secret double life for your one
29:50
way when prying closed doors and another way out in the streets
29:53
doing whatever, that'd be completely different.
29:56
But yeah, I couldn't think of like anytime you'd rather be
29:58
like the Unabomber. There's a couple people that
30:01
would definitely choose to be alone than be with others, but I
30:04
think that's a way smaller list then.
30:06
Well, if you were being your true yourself all the time, then
30:12
when you want it then when you go with how you are alone.
30:15
Because if it's already similar to how you are with others, then
30:18
you get the extra well. Yeah.
30:20
And I guess it says it's only one of you.
30:22
So the version of you when you're by yourself or when
30:25
you're with others. So I guess it doesn't specify
30:27
that you don't get to be around others.
30:29
It's just. Maybe.
30:30
Right, right, right. You'll just be like whatever you
30:32
are behind closed doors. I'm pretty ridiculous.
30:40
It doesn't specify. So I would I with others.
30:44
Yeah, I'll go with that too, because there's a reason why I'm
30:48
the way I am with others, so we'll just stick with it.
30:52
That's true. Therapy question #4 If you had
30:58
to lose either ambition or nostalgia, which one goes?
31:05
Nostalgia. Yeah, for sure.
31:08
Because nostalgia is why I like hold on to stupid shit or like
31:13
stay friends with people like longer than I should have back
31:15
in the day would be like some nostalgic ass shit.
31:18
So it's gotten me more burned than it's like helped me in the
31:21
long run. It's cool but I'd much rather
31:25
lose nostalgia over ambition and just be like a fucking lazy ass
31:30
all the time. I wouldn't want to do that.
31:31
That's what's dumb as shit. Yeah, I think, you know, when
31:34
you lose the ambition, it's when you start dying or whatever or
31:39
whatever. It's like when you die or
31:42
whatever. I was watching this crystal
31:46
cartoon the other day for kids and it was tight.
31:49
It showed Bluey and I smoked DMT with this guy and he let.
31:53
Me know I've never fucked with DMT, it's too.
31:55
I don't want to be out of my mind like that.
31:56
And now I don't think I'd die anymore.
31:58
They're like, oh, that's great. Same same guy who told me asked
32:04
me if to to go ahead on bitches. He's like, he's like, so Andrew,
32:10
what kind of drugs are you going to do?
32:12
Same guy. I had a guy who worked for me
32:16
way back in the day in Austin and he would smoke DMT like all
32:20
the time and he would just like rant and ramble about it at work
32:24
all day. And then he would come back and
32:27
be like, oh ma'am, I can't wait to get home.
32:30
I'm like, that's not good. Yeah, now fuck that.
32:33
DMT is like what happens to you when you die, so I'll save it
32:37
for that. They have a near death
32:38
experiences and stuff. Well it's like actually you have
32:41
DMT in your body and it gets released when you die.
32:46
Or I have a near death experience.
32:48
Right get it gets triggered too early.
32:51
Yeah, not gonna happen. Yeah, it's crazy how your
32:57
subconscious knows that you're almost died and.
33:02
It's like, oh shit, this is it. It's going down.
33:06
Get them ready. Load up the DMT.
33:10
Get this boy high as a kite. And we're about to lose 21
33:15
grams. Yeah, because that happens too,
33:17
apparently. Allegedly.
33:20
According to Benicio del Toro. Yeah, good movie though.
33:25
Do you need a break? Sure.
33:29
OK, we will be back in a few moments with RT Cole's voice.
33:35
You charge for that. What's that?
33:38
What's your voice you chose for that?
33:40
That's 9. That's your voice, Yeah.
33:44
You just auto tune it with. I just like fuck around on the
33:48
vocals, like but yeah. All right, you ready?
33:55
Yeah, we're back with the topics.
34:00
First topic, Joseph. Hold on, let me get it, OK.
34:05
You asked me if I was ready. I was just asking if you were
34:08
ready. Chill out.
34:12
Ain't good. Drill, baby.
34:13
Drill me, bitch. This is from NPR by Joe
34:17
Hernandez and KERA. The law section, the criminal
34:20
prosecution of Nicolas Maduro is underway.
34:24
Here's what to expect. So if I don't know how, you
34:28
wouldn't have heard about this at this point, but we kidnapped
34:32
the president of Venezuela. But an hour long operation last
34:38
week snatched him up in the middle of the night.
34:42
They go about 1:00 in the morning, drop some bombs on
34:45
Caracas and then went in there, grabbed him and took him out and
34:50
extradited him back to the United States.
34:52
I like weirdly woke up while this was all happening.
34:55
Like I woke up and like. I was awake when it happened.
34:57
Yeah, it was like the bombs. It was like when they was like,
35:00
oh, the bombs hurt in Venezuela. I'm like the fuck.
35:03
And then I was like, oh, swooped them.
35:07
I'm like, great. And you know, So what is your
35:13
what was your initial visceral response to him being snatched
35:17
up? Duh.
35:19
Like that was obvious what was about to happen, in my opinion.
35:22
I mean, like we were saying that we've been saying it like, it's
35:25
like, you know, it's like, I don't know, the tricky part with
35:33
this one, like with this is like he is kind of the perfect person
35:38
that they could do this to. Like they had a, an election
35:42
last year. He lost.
35:44
He fucking stayed in power like corruptly, you know, and like he
35:49
is, he had a $50 million bounty on his head.
35:53
So it's like when people are like, oh, they're going to do
35:55
this to Taiwan or to Zelinsky, It's like, well, those guys
35:59
like, you know, like the president, Taiwan's like
36:02
actually elected, you know, like as you know, popular and then
36:06
same as Zelinsky. And like with him, it wasn't the
36:10
case. However, that doesn't mean I
36:13
don't know if you could just start swooping fucking.
36:15
I mean, regime change has never worked out.
36:17
This is a rack 2.0 put up the side by side pictures of Saddam
36:21
Hussein and Nicolas Maduro. They might as well be Saddam
36:24
Hussein. It could be Saddam Hussein, you
36:26
know, for all we know, you know, with all your conspiracy
36:29
theories coming from Joseph, Yeah, it's true.
36:32
And it's fucking insane that they, like, all they do is take
36:37
Maduro out and then but like, put his vice president in
36:40
charge. And then like, I heard on Fox
36:42
News today that Jesse Waters was saying we've been working with
36:45
the VP for a year, for this whole year about.
36:49
And it's like, OK, well, if that's true, why the fuck are
36:51
you telling us that? You know, 'cause that's then you
36:54
just blew her shit up. So and like when you can just
36:58
put in the person who won the presidential election, which
37:01
wasn't Marina Carina Machado, who's the person who won the
37:03
Peace Prize because she was barred from running.
37:06
But it was like the person that everybody, it was like her
37:08
deputy that they put in support of his fucking name.
37:10
But like, he should be the fucking Eduardo Gonzalez.
37:13
Maybe he should be the president.
37:17
And Trump's like, Nah, we're just going to take the fucking
37:19
oil. It's like, dude, what are we
37:21
doing? From between 30 and 50 million
37:25
barrels are going to be of sanctioned oil, are going to be
37:28
taken and brought. Back right, which is 2 1/2 days
37:31
worth, 2 1/2 days worth of of of consumption in the United
37:34
States. It sounds like a lot of it's $3
37:35
billion. It's nothing, dude.
37:36
It's just him trying to flex. Yeah, so he said.
37:39
You know we're going to take that and sell it.
37:42
He's going to sell it. Yeah, he he said.
37:44
He said he's in control of it, but I mean, so.
37:47
Two days worth dog. That's what I said I was like
37:49
this is dumb. This is a rag 2 point O
37:52
somebody, somebody's response was like oh like I don't know
37:57
took out one of the biggest dictators in the world in under
38:00
an hour didn't lose anybody or me.
38:03
People of Venezuela seem happy. They're dancing in the streets.
38:07
And my response was like look. First of all, we did take we
38:09
take just take like injuries for sure nobody, nobody died.
38:13
But like the fact that and like killed like a bunch of fucking
38:17
Cubans. Like I mean bro, like it's not
38:20
like nobody died. Yeah.
38:25
If you look at our track record throughout our history, regime
38:30
change is not our best. I would not put that on our
38:35
album of greatest hits. I think I said that.
38:37
Exactly. I'd say it's at the bottom.
38:39
I wouldn't even. It wouldn't even make the album.
38:40
Not even on the B side like. They'd be pissed like you.
38:44
You. That's not.
38:45
Something that you lose your record deal.
38:47
There's not something that we should tote and normally it's
38:49
because of we want something that somebody else has and
38:52
they're not either giving us direct access to it or we are
38:56
sharing access to this natural resource or whatever it is with
38:59
somebody else we deem an adversary.
39:02
This was several years ago. Venezuela kicked everybody the
39:06
fuck out of their country. They took control of their own.
39:11
I guess destiny didn't do the best job of it, but they decided
39:14
to sell their own oil on their own accord.
39:17
They kicked out, you know, the Chevron, ExxonMobil, BP.
39:20
They kicked out all the big oil players and just started doing
39:23
their own thing. And whenever they kicked
39:25
everybody out, that pissed everybody off.
39:28
Everybody was pissed. Our government instantly hates
39:30
Venezuela. Chavez is a piece of shit.
39:33
We need to take Chavez out. He's a dictator.
39:36
Like all that rhetoric? He is a piece of shit.
39:39
No, not saying he's not saying he wasn't.
39:41
But what I am saying is that rhetoric really started to flare
39:44
up whenever they took control of their own oil reserves.
39:46
And they decided to, they decided selling their own stuff
39:50
at their own behest on the open market, selling it to China,
39:54
Russia, other people, rather than only selling to us or us,
39:58
maintaining like control over their natural resource.
40:01
We've had it out for Venezuela. Ever since then, we've been
40:04
looking for an excuse to go back in there and take what we think
40:08
is ours because like Donald. Trump said no.
40:11
No, because like Donald Trump. Said he's saying he's saying
40:13
that. 25 you won't be. Just historically not accurate.
40:16
But he made a comment where he said 25 years ago we put in a
40:19
lot of that structure that they're using.
40:22
OK, that's fine, that's fine. But it's like how's it, how's it
40:26
our oil in Venezuela? Dude, that's.
40:28
What I'm saying it's not, but I'm saying.
40:31
You know, and, and also we are not the fucking corporations of
40:35
oil and gas companies in the United States.
40:36
He talks about it like, like, like we're Chevron.
40:39
It's like we're not Chevron, you dipshit.
40:41
We're the United States. And it's not even probably
40:45
profitable when a oil like a like a barrel of oil is like 60
40:48
bucks. We've seen, we've seen lots of
40:50
people, I think your microphone is cut up maybe.
40:53
We've seen lots of people claim that they want regime change.
40:57
They want a specific change when it comes to their government who
41:01
they feel like is bad and taking advantage of them.
41:04
And then we've seen that happen and it not work out very well
41:08
for them. Haiti is a great example of
41:10
this. Another one is Iran.
41:12
We helped lead a regime change and now we've helped put in
41:16
power the regime that we consider arguably.
41:20
No, Iran. Yeah, we.
41:23
Were down. We were down with the, the the.
41:27
Person that we put in. Power.
41:30
The person that we put in power that then got replaced.
41:33
Well, they had a revolution that a revolution on the shot.
41:35
Yeah, yeah. Over the guy so we.
41:39
Worked out for a while. We no, it didn't work out.
41:42
We let we ran a coup to overthrow a democratically
41:45
elected government and that government got overthrown and
41:48
now we have a crazy theocratic government right with the I.
41:54
Shout out and the top. So whenever we complain about
41:57
Iran and the shit that Iran does or issues with Iran, we created
42:01
that our own fucking. Problem.
42:02
We always create the fucking problems, yeah.
42:03
Exactly, I'm just late. I'm just listing off 1.
42:07
I know, but OK, well, let me just say this.
42:09
This is what the fucking hubris of Donald Trump is going to get
42:12
him. Dude.
42:12
He like thinks like he goes against all the norms and it
42:15
always works out, right? Well, it's like, there's a
42:17
reason why we don't fucking do this shit anymore.
42:19
It's because it doesn't work out.
42:21
He's like, we're not scared of boots on the ground.
42:23
We're not scared and like his hubris to not tell Congress and
42:27
like just do this shit by himself.
42:29
Well, guess what? When it goes to shit, because
42:31
it's going to go to shit for sure.
42:34
You know, it's like this corruption's been going on for
42:37
like fucking 2 decades in Venezuela.
42:39
It's got the military involved. You just got rid of of fucking
42:44
Maduro, like, but you just kept his whole regime in there.
42:50
So it's still going to be corrupt.
42:52
And so it's like it's going to go to a shit show, but he's
42:54
going to have to own it because he did it on his own.
42:56
You know, he was going to oh, fuck Stephen Miller and Rubio
43:00
and Hex. That's true.
43:02
So my point is he's going to have to own this shit and it's
43:05
not going to go well for him. Trust me.
43:07
True. Well, I mean, I'm just a bit
43:09
late. Listen off some greatest hits,
43:11
but so obviously the whole overthrowing the regime of Iran,
43:16
there is obviously the most recent that we can think of,
43:19
which is Iraq and Afghanistan creating some sort of fake
43:22
existential threat to then go in basically for oil, lie about
43:27
what it's for, then use misdirection.
43:29
Now we're fighting 2 wars. We've done this so many fucking
43:32
times. I know to try to overthrow
43:35
governments and install loyalists to us and it never
43:37
goes well, that's it. And and people were like, well,
43:40
they were in and out and now it's over and done with.
43:42
It's like, no, we're staying. Like we're not going.
43:44
Any so we're running the country bro.
43:47
Yeah, like what makes you think that we're done?
43:49
OK, Afghanistan, it took us 20 years and we fucking failed.
43:52
Venezuela. You think it's going to be
43:54
easier? It's like an, you know, no, it's
43:58
a that's a real country. Afghanistan is, you know.
44:01
People and they're like, well, people are celebrating in the
44:03
streets, which is stupid because I've said this true.
44:06
It doesn't matter who wins, who loses.
44:08
If somebody goes down, somebody dies.
44:11
You saw with the whole Charlie Kirk thing, whether you agree
44:14
with it or not, there's going to be people that are happy about
44:16
it. There's going to be people that
44:17
are upset. Just like if a government, if a
44:20
government official gets snatched up in the middle of the
44:22
night, then people are going. To cheer people fucking make
44:26
rules about this is because it's not going to go.
44:29
Well, but those but that happening is not a litmus test
44:33
for the long term impact that that decision like this can have
44:38
for us people. Whatever.
44:39
Using people cheering in the streets as an example of this
44:43
being the right decision is such a stupid argument.
44:48
But he's now working with his the VP dude like I did.
44:52
That's the whole thing. It's like, it's not like he like
44:54
restore democracy. No, it's the same people that's
44:57
but like but like one of The thing is people say he's a narco
45:00
terrorist. We just pardon A narco terrorist
45:02
from the same area like like Venezuela.
45:04
Orlando Hernandez, the fucking former president of Honduras,
45:09
indicted, not indicted, convicted of of smuggling
45:14
400,000 tons of cocaina into the United States.
45:20
His brother used to brand his initials on the cocaine and they
45:24
pardoned him. And we talked about that a
45:26
couple episodes when he got pardoned.
45:29
So there's no consistency in how these rules are being applied.
45:32
They say as a bounty and a warrant.
45:34
Cool. Then why don't we arrest that in
45:36
Yahoo? Why are you, why are you
45:37
partying it out and hanging out with Viktor Orban?
45:40
There's all these other war criminals that you love to spend
45:42
time with and idolize. Why is it that is Maduro?
45:47
You went after him because like, he danced and mocked you and
45:50
told you that there is the I think it was maybe Columbia,
45:53
their president with that, with some press conferences talking
45:56
mad shit. He was.
45:58
He was. Basically like this.
46:00
He's out in August having an election.
46:01
But yeah, he's been, yeah, he said, 'cause he used to be a
46:05
part of like the leftist, like separatist group, like the FARC,
46:08
I think. And he goes, he basically was
46:12
like, I put my guns down a long time ago, but I'll put all he
46:14
said. I'll pick them back up to defend
46:16
this country like talking shit to Trump.
46:18
Yeah, he made some comment about they're all like PDFs and
46:23
they're just trying to keep the Epstein list from being released
46:25
and said all this great stuff. Trump, Trump revoked his visa by
46:29
the way, back in when they had the UN General Assembly.
46:32
And then he like was like talking shit about like the Gaza
46:35
policy or he said like, you know what, he was the first one to
46:39
say like that you don't have to follow like illegal orders or
46:42
something. I don't know, to the IDF.
46:46
I think that was him. And anyways, Trump was like they
46:48
were. So sensitive about the following
46:50
illegal orders, even though they've already been doing
46:52
illegal shit. They're really doing illegal
46:55
shit, yeah. But he but he, there's all these
46:57
clips of Hexa saying that too, like on camera on Fox News when
47:00
he was the host. It's like you, he's like, those
47:02
are going to try to get him to follow illegal orders, which is
47:04
what you can't do. It's like him saying it over and
47:06
over and over again. And then they're going to try to
47:08
prosecute a Senator Mark Kelly who's like going to run for
47:11
president. It's like, go fuck yourself,
47:12
dude. Astronaut.
47:14
So how do you think this ends up for them?
47:17
Not well, bitch in in the words of that's the Jesus.
47:21
Christ. No, that's Dorinda says in Real
47:24
Housewives in New York. She's like some girl can look.
47:26
She's like, how you doing? She goes, I'll tell you how I'm
47:28
doing. Not well, bitch.
47:32
I love that meme. And then the second one from
47:36
your housewives, It's who gonna check me, Boo?
47:37
That's what Donald Trump's at right now.
47:42
Who gonna check me? Boo.
47:44
Somebody needs to. I don't know.
47:47
It's funny because like China and Russia are like, ah, fuck
47:49
you. Like like release them now.
47:51
And it's like, dude, I would expect them to just kind of be
47:54
quiet even though that was that's their butt boy.
47:57
That's their butt boy. No, China's now cut off from all
48:00
Venezuelan oil, which they got like, I mean, it's not like
48:03
nothing, but they were getting like a couple million barrels a
48:06
day from Venezuela, I think. And so Trump's like, no, not
48:11
anymore. I mean, like, it's, I don't
48:13
know, dude. Like I don't know who's fucking
48:16
like feeding Trump like the pills like, and then convincing
48:19
him to do this shit. I can't believe Rubio got it
48:21
done and he's talking about Cuba.
48:23
That's really what Rubio wanted to do in the 1st place.
48:25
This has been Rubio's shit. Stephen Miller just likes this
48:27
shit. Trump still thinks like when,
48:30
when he's Venezuelans are claiming asylum, he thinks it's
48:33
mental like a sane asylum. So that's what he keeps saying.
48:35
Like they entered, they emptied their sane asylum and so it's
48:38
like no asylum, you fucking idiot.
48:40
It is a refugee who's like fleeing violence from their
48:43
country there. They need asylum from the United
48:45
States in Trump's. Like actually confused by that.
48:48
So he thinks Venezuela emptied all the mental insane asylums in
48:51
Venezuela. And and that's where all the
48:53
refugees are from Venezuela to this country.
48:55
And guess what, if you got 8 million was a lot.
48:57
Well, when a civil war breaks out in Venezuela, dude, Yeah.
49:01
And also like, all these fucking oil companies, like when like,
49:05
there's an oil boom in the United States, like they got
49:07
like leases in like Midland and shit.
49:09
Like they're gonna be like, let me go to Venezuela.
49:11
There's a lot of them that aren't wanting to take these
49:18
deals because they're like, tentatively, like, OK, So what
49:21
happens if Trump leaves office? Exactly, dude.
49:24
And it takes like 10 years to like, yeah, it's going to take
49:26
like 5 to 10 years to, he said. 18 months, He said he could do
49:30
it in 18. Months.
49:31
Yeah, dude, whatever. The ballroom probably won't even
49:33
be done by the time this dude croaks, like, you know what I
49:35
mean? You know, from natural causes.
49:42
OK, yeah, the whole thing is goofy.
49:47
Now he's talking about Green going for Greenland.
49:50
Look like there's rules of engagement.
49:53
This is obviously illegal and a war crime Trump's already been
49:57
accused in accused of. War.
50:00
I wonder when I wonder when the heck does get involved here?
50:02
Like, are they going to do that? The US president.
50:06
He I mean. We're not assigned, we're not
50:08
assigned to the International Criminal Court.
50:11
He's allegedly said that if he goes, if he, if he.
50:14
They don't win the. Midterms.
50:16
He's if he doesn't win the midterms, he's not going to.
50:18
He's going to get impeached and tossed out.
50:22
No shit. Yeah.
50:26
Well, impeached is different than not getting convicted.
50:29
You need to get 60 senators. I think they could get 60 with
50:33
some of the. Are you kidding me?
50:34
He fucking did an insurrection and was not even in office
50:37
anymore and couldn't get 60. Mitch.
50:39
McConnell didn't vote for it and then went on the floor like a
50:42
minute later and said it was fucking guilty and still
50:44
wouldn't vote for it. Come on.
50:46
Yeah, I don't know. I think he's.
50:49
They were in the building when he got attacked, all of them,
50:52
and they didn't vote for it. They were all there a month
50:54
before, almost lost their lives like now.
51:00
Fucking Q Anon shaman. I think he could get impeached
51:04
and convicted. I think it has to get way the
51:08
fuck worse, which it probably will.
51:12
You think? 100% it's going to get worse.
51:15
He's going to get backed into a fucking corner, dude, and it's
51:18
going to get worse. Like, come on, we're they're a
51:20
bunch of dip shits. The world is fucking dangerous.
51:23
It's going to get fucking nuts. He's going to use we're at war
51:26
with Venezuela as like a way to crack down on fucking people.
51:28
It's like, you know, it's obvious.
51:31
Stephen Miller, he's going to get more and more delusional.
51:32
Stephen Miller's going to get more and more crazy.
51:36
He was on TV doing an interview and it's going nuts.
51:38
Yeah, dude, he was like, fuck yeah, we're taking Greenland.
51:42
Or it was even a question, dude. My mom's repeated this to me.
51:47
She was like, Russia can shoot missiles from Greenland, like
51:50
over Greenland. We need it.
51:51
I was like, are you fucking kidding?
51:54
Stephen Miller said that. To what hit Canada.
51:58
No, just hit the United States through Greenland.
52:00
We already got a base there. Dude.
52:03
Relax everybody. Relax all.
52:12
Right, next article. I don't even need to read it.
52:16
NVIDIA unveils this article when it uploads unveils self driving
52:22
car tech as it seeks to power more products with AI.
52:26
The video has unveiled a new tech flat platform for self
52:29
driving cars as the world's leading chip maker seeks seeks
52:32
more physical products to embed AI into.
52:35
Speaking at the annual CES technology conference in Vegas,
52:39
boss Jensen Han said the system, called AA Mayo or ALPA Mayo,
52:47
would bring reasoning to autonomous vehicles that would
52:50
allow cars to think through rare scenarios, drive safely in
52:53
complex environments and explain their driving decisions.
52:57
He claimed said the video was working with Mercedes supervisor
53:01
produce a driverless car power powered by the tech, which would
53:04
be released in the US in the upcoming months before being
53:07
rolled out in Europe and Asia. Man, what is this now?
53:13
BB CS got a goddamn paywall. Not for me.
53:18
Well, 'cause you're probably looking out.
53:19
I got that privilege. On that Apple news.
53:22
Yeah, I do pay for that and subscribe to the BBCI.
53:26
Mean I had it and then I just got rid of it 'cause I wasn't on
53:29
my laptop anymore. Well, yeah, I've heard about
53:34
this, but I didn't really get it.
53:36
Like they have a new chip. I think they're just looking for
53:41
ways to throw their chips into anything.
53:43
Right, well, I get that. They're just took the fucking.
53:46
Ride the wave. Ride the wave, right?
53:47
Well, of course, like how do you fucking even like have the
53:49
capacity to like whatever their $5 trillion company or whatever,
53:53
that's like, how the fuck can you even make that many chips,
53:55
dude? So what'll be interesting is if
53:59
they produce like a fully autonomous driverless car before
54:03
Tesla's able to like actually. Pull out NVIDIA.
54:07
Yeah. Because like, like the trucks
54:09
are out there. They're they're going from like
54:10
they're in Texas. And then there's Waymo, which is
54:14
like everywhere. But I mean more of like a
54:19
personal everyday used car that would be like trusted in that
54:23
way. That's what that's what you
54:25
assume Tesla would be by. Now, 100% before we're dead,
54:29
people are going to look at us and be like, the fuck they let
54:32
humans drive cars, Everybody 16 and older just get a fucking
54:39
license. Then people are going to be like
54:40
what? Like I like, I believe that's
54:42
going to happen like sooner than later, like because it's going
54:47
to be a fight, you know, or like I think it's going to be
54:49
everybody gets grandfathered in and eventually like you just not
54:52
allowed to drive anymore. But like, if you got your
54:55
license, like, you know. Like within a certain time
54:57
period you're able. To it's like in the NHL you're
55:00
allowed to like, not wear a helmet if you didn't want to.
55:03
Yeah, because you were. You didn't before.
55:05
Yeah, that's how it's going to have to happen because and
55:09
that's how they should do universal basic income too or or
55:12
Medicare for all is just start lowering the age every two years
55:17
until you get until you get everybody on Medicare.
55:24
That's sustainable. Yeah, we spend more money on
55:28
healthcare than any other fucking developed nation per
55:30
capita. It's insane and we get less
55:32
outcomes, or worse outcomes I should say.
55:36
Yeah. Would you want to be able?
55:38
Would you want to drive your car, or do you want a driverless
55:41
car? Obviously I want to drive on the
55:43
Baby Driver lyricist, but I get how it's fucking retard hard or
55:52
retard retarded. Yeah, not the best.
56:05
Isn't it so funny that that like the president who's the most
56:07
retarded is the one who wanted to bring the bird back retarded?
56:10
I just think. Can we bring it back?
56:12
I want people to be able to call me what I really AM, and that is
56:18
maybe the biggest people are saying I'm the biggest retard.
56:21
There's never been a retard like me.
56:26
Bigley Retard. Crazy.
56:30
Yeah, I would want to be able to drive.
56:32
So if they do that, I'd like you'd want to have like a
56:35
drivable car like that'll be like crazy if you have a car
56:38
that you can drive because at some point, whether you were
56:41
grandfather fathered in or not, all the cars will just not give
56:44
you the option. Right, right.
56:47
So that's how they'll get. Rid it's going to feel like
56:49
tyranny, bro, but it's probably the safer, safer route.
56:52
And it's going to be insane that we fucking did it.
56:54
Otherwise it's going to be like, yeah, like you rode horses
56:56
everywhere. Are you fucking kidding?
56:57
Like it's going to be the same thing.
57:01
And they were like, you walked here.
57:03
Oh my God. I don't know about that.
57:05
I don't know. I think they'll still be a
57:06
premium on like, you know, being outdoors.
57:08
And but I'm just saying whenever you people all had horses and
57:11
someone's like, oh, I walked 20 miles, they were like, you
57:13
walked here all along. Did that.
57:14
Fucking take you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
57:16
Took us a day like, you know, Yeah, so article #3 from the AP
57:24
Trump's mobile golden phone remains nowhere to be found.
57:28
This is like the. Craziest thing That's weird.
57:30
We talked about this way back in the day.
57:32
I think it was like, can you hear me now?
57:34
Was the name of the episode we were making fun of Trump for?
57:37
The Trump mobile phone, A gold phone that President Donald
57:40
Trump's family business promised that would be released last year
57:43
remains mysteriously under wraps as the technology industry
57:47
serves up a glut of new gadgets. At CES in Vegas last week.
57:52
Damn. Two different stories.
57:54
Autonomous driving cars, and hey, where's my fucking golden
57:57
phone? When the Trump Organization
57:59
launched a mobile phone service last June June it was supposed
58:02
to stage. It was It was to be a stage
58:04
setter for a new smartphone bathing gold with a $500 price
58:08
tag, a bargain compared to Apple's iPhone models that sell
58:11
from anywhere from 800 to 12. They formally the newly formed
58:17
Trump Mobile, targeted the T1 phone for an August or September
58:21
release. What?
58:22
What's more, Trump Mobile initially halted T1 as a device
58:25
that would be, or initially hailed the device as it that it
58:30
would be proudly designed and built in the United States for
58:34
customers who expect the best. But both the T1 shipping dates
58:38
and US manufacturing's ambitions gladually began to shift even as
58:43
Trump Mobile continues to accept $100 deposits for the device.
58:47
So you can't get it. Nobody has it.
58:49
But if you want one, put 100 bucks down today.
58:52
And. That's a Elon Tesla cyber truck
58:54
move. Yeah, that's crazy.
58:56
Or. Robo the what is it?
59:00
What does he call it? The Robo Taxi or the Robo cab?
59:05
The Roboken. Deborah Bokken, whichever year
59:11
he's like later this year we'll have we'll have it ready to go
59:15
and then that's nothing and then we'll have it ready to go.
59:17
Yeah, but but there's everybody's like put down
59:19
because I think like he made $250 million just from like the
59:22
people pre ordering the cyber truck.
59:25
Yeah, not long after announcing the device, Trump Mobile pivoted
59:29
from the describing it as a phone that would be made in the
59:31
USA to framing it as a device that would be proudly American
59:34
in quotes. Trump's mobile device website
59:37
taunts the T1 is having an American proud design with no
59:41
further explanation. How do people pay for this shit
59:46
man? Why would you do that?
59:47
It's like the Trump watches. Why?
59:50
You didn't get a Trump watch. And there was different levels.
59:54
It was like, why rose gold? Or you can get the X like the
59:57
excellent one. There was like, what?
59:58
The price range was anywhere from like 500 bucks to like
1:00:02
$10,000 on the Trump watch. It was crazy.
1:00:06
Like why? Why why?
1:00:08
I'll never forget when my homie JK was at the poker table when I
1:00:11
walked in the card room like 3 days after the Trump coin.
1:00:15
And he's like, he, he knew that I like made money on crypto
1:00:18
before and, and he's like, yo-yo, show me how to get the
1:00:22
Trump coin. I was like, no, absolutely not.
1:00:25
And 40 minutes after I sat down, he was at a different table.
1:00:28
I looked at it and had gone down 21% in the 40 minutes that we
1:00:32
were there. And I was like, dude, look at
1:00:33
this. You would have lost.
1:00:35
You know, it's like so stupid. Yeah, Analysts believe that the
1:00:40
shift stem from the from a recognition that the US lacked
1:00:44
the supply chain and other logistics required to make a
1:00:46
smartphone for less than $1000, the same hurdles that made it
1:00:50
implausible for Apple to acquiesce to President Trump's
1:00:55
demands that the company move its iPhone manufacturing from
1:00:58
China and India. Later in the summer, Trump
1:01:01
Mobile began to became more vague about when the T1 would be
1:01:05
available, but it's still indicated it would be delivered
1:01:08
to customers who paid the $100 deposit by the end of 2025.
1:01:13
Said it would target release date was later this year.
1:01:16
They're not responding to inquiries from the AP about the
1:01:19
delays or when the device is now expected to be shipped.
1:01:23
Do you think if we get on Polymarket or calci we can bet
1:01:26
what will come out first, the the rest of the Epstein files or
1:01:29
the Trump phone? I'd be like, what comes out
1:01:32
first, I'm the Trump phone or Grand Theft Auto 6?
1:01:36
Because that's like a meme in itself.
1:01:38
Trump Organization, Yeah. They didn't respond.
1:01:40
The Financial Times recently reported that it was told by a
1:01:43
customer representative for Trump Mobile that the phone will
1:01:45
be shipped in late January and attributed delayed because of
1:01:50
the 43 days shutdown of the government.
1:01:53
So he's somehow blaming Democrats and the government
1:01:55
shutdown for why their Trump phones?
1:01:58
Yeah, for his phone being delayed.
1:02:00
Whatever the reason it's going it's ongoing.
1:02:02
Absence from the smartphone market didn't come as a surprise
1:02:06
to the International Data Corp analyst Franco Geronimo.
1:02:11
That's bad ass. We have always been quite
1:02:14
skeptical about this phone. They're probably finding that
1:02:17
it's harder to build a phone than they thought it would be.
1:02:19
Let's see if this thing comes out, comes to life or not.
1:02:23
It's in a holding pattern. The wireless service is for 4745
1:02:27
a month. That's so corny. 4745 a month.
1:02:34
47th and 45th President. I think he used to be 4547 and
1:02:38
then he was got greedy and he flipped him.
1:02:41
Yeah, so it's it's basically trouble.
1:02:46
Mobile is selling refurbished versions of older phones,
1:02:49
Samsung Galaxy models ranging from 370 to 630.
1:02:54
Maybe they changed their strategy and figured they'd be
1:02:57
better off just selling refurbished phones.
1:02:59
So now they just sell refurbished phones.
1:03:03
OK, well. The crypto company Worldwide
1:03:06
Financial, whatever the fuck it's stupid name is just merged
1:03:09
with a nuclear fusion company. OK like the none of it makes
1:03:14
sense dude. The grift is real.
1:03:18
It's beyond real, man. All we do is crime, crime,
1:03:22
crime, crime. Do you think it actually comes
1:03:24
out the Trump phone? No what?
1:03:28
What's going to get built first? The ballroom?
1:03:31
The Trump phone? GTA6.
1:03:35
GTA6. GTA6 before.
1:03:41
I get caught up OK, like tell me if this is real.
1:03:43
Tell me if this is real. First of all, I play GTA one and
1:03:47
two for real. I saw it like in a gamer
1:03:50
magazine. I was like what is this?
1:03:54
But tell me if this is real. So like I on my IG reel, I get
1:03:59
like clips all the time and I think it's GTA, but it's like
1:04:02
people are like in towns and there's like people are just
1:04:05
like acting as if like they're like construction workers and
1:04:09
they're like doing jobs and they're working at the fast food
1:04:12
place and like actually serving people.
1:04:13
Is that GTA? And like, what the fuck is that?
1:04:16
Yeah, there's. So there's role play GTA, yeah,
1:04:19
which is where it's like a big massive world where, yeah,
1:04:22
everybody has jobs and you earn money, currency.
1:04:24
Doing those jobs and like and there's people are jobs the cops
1:04:28
and like, but some of them people are getting arrested for.
1:04:30
Real some of them you earn like crypto tokens.
1:04:32
There's some people who have like very successful running
1:04:36
servers. Most of them are like kind of
1:04:37
MLM scans. But yes, there is like a whole
1:04:41
subway. There'll be cops that have a
1:04:43
police station, paramedics, firefighters, shopkeepers,
1:04:47
waiters. It's like Sims on steroids.
1:04:49
Sims on steroids? Yep, there's.
1:04:51
A lot of that's all real. Yeah, there's a lot of rappers
1:04:54
who have their own servers because that's basically what
1:04:56
you need is you have your own server and they charge entry to
1:04:59
the server, have their own coins, tokens, have gangs, their
1:05:01
own law. There's a whole, there's a whole
1:05:04
subculture of like gang violence that exists just on.
1:05:08
I saw some. Like I saw some like motorcycle
1:05:11
gangs and they're like walking some guy out to like, they're
1:05:13
going to execute him, but they're like having a speech
1:05:16
about it, like beforehand how he killed his brother right there.
1:05:19
And the guy was just like smoking a cigarette.
1:05:21
And I'm like, why? Why?
1:05:22
Why are people subjecting themselves to this fucking
1:05:25
nonsense? And then what's even crazier is
1:05:27
that there's Red Dead Redemption, which is Rockstar,
1:05:30
who makes GTA their cowboy game, which is better than Grand Theft
1:05:33
Auto, one of the best games ever made.
1:05:35
And in that there's a whole online role play community in
1:05:40
that. So you have.
1:05:41
Farm, I think I've seen that. I've seen like shaped plans.
1:05:44
Yeah, yeah. There's people who will be like
1:05:46
in there, who will be the Klan, the Ku Klux Klan in a role play
1:05:50
server out of control. Yeah, it's crazy.
1:05:55
Weird. Very weird, but I mean.
1:06:00
Start streaming your boys on Twitch.
1:06:03
That's what being you know, people, whatever is your
1:06:05
creative outlet, go for it to. Be the Ku Klux Klan on a fucking
1:06:09
role play game. Bro 'cause then what if I that
1:06:10
means I get to? What if I role play as Django
1:06:12
and I go find him and kill him? I've seen that.
1:06:14
That's the video I've seen. Yeah, yeah.
1:06:16
Well, 'cause in we're in Grant and Red Dead Redemption, there
1:06:19
is. If you're out in a certain area
1:06:22
at night, you will come across in the game.
1:06:24
They have the Ku Klux Klan, maybe.
1:06:26
That's what I saw. So that's probably what you saw
1:06:28
and then you can like roll up on them, but there are people who
1:06:30
will do that in. Why do they let that like outfit
1:06:35
like be played or character or whatever.
1:06:43
Weird. It's a whole subculture of that
1:06:46
shit. But yeah, I mean.
1:06:48
That's like, that's like, that's like when you're doing like
1:06:49
Civil War reenactments and you're on the South.
1:06:51
I hope the Trump phone comes out though and it's just some shit
1:06:54
that's like spray painted gold. And like, it's not going to get
1:06:57
hacked. Oh yeah, someone.
1:07:02
Come on. Gum up.
1:07:04
I mean this is like Boost Mobile.
1:07:06
For yes, that's like, come on, dude.
1:07:07
That's like letting Elon put a chip in your brain.
1:07:09
What are you doing? Boomer Mobile.
1:07:12
Oh man, this guy, this guy yesterday.
1:07:16
Never mind. Never.
1:07:17
No, wait, what? It just makes sense.
1:07:21
Why didn't No, no, I'm curious. No, I just hit some guy with an
1:07:25
OK boomer like in a in a group of people and it was it was
1:07:29
pretty nice. It's pretty nice, he said.
1:07:34
When he was a kid, nobody had insurance.
1:07:37
Nobody. What?
1:07:38
Had insurance. Jesus Christ.
1:07:40
OK, Boomer Jesus. And he wasn't that much older
1:07:43
than me. And I was like, OK, Boomer.
1:07:46
And then I found out later, like he didn't really have a house
1:07:48
when he was growing up, so. This is very never had
1:07:53
insurance, didn't have a house like this poor guy and he was
1:07:56
over here picking on. Him.
1:07:57
I know. I'm sorry.
1:07:58
Or he's just like, or he's just got like the same bar sob story
1:08:03
for attention. I didn't have a house and I
1:08:06
never had insurance. Oh my.
1:08:08
God, he's like, back when I was a kid, nobody had insurance.
1:08:11
That's what he said. And I was like, OK, Boomer.
1:08:13
That's when you can drink and drive.
1:08:14
And seatbelts are optional. The last thing?
1:08:19
Five years older than me. I just put this up from screen
1:08:21
Rant. It's like the 25 worst things on
1:08:24
Netflix last year and not worst shows on Netflix.
1:08:27
And I was just curious to see kind of what they what the fuck
1:08:29
they were because we're starting a new year so I figured why not
1:08:33
talk about shitty stuff, right? Why not?
1:08:37
Why not Foobar? Terrible, supposedly.
1:08:44
See, Netflix is one of the most interesting things because now
1:08:48
they throw so much money at projects so that they're just
1:08:51
like wasting money. It's kind of like Amazon.
1:08:53
They're just like setting money on fire so they don't have to
1:08:55
pay. Taxes on.
1:08:55
That's true dude. They do.
1:08:57
Somebody in my family liked FUBAR to be honest.
1:09:00
Really liked FUBAR. I'm almost.
1:09:03
Back in his first ever small TV series on Netflix.
1:09:06
Action-packed old school Arnold fans.
1:09:09
Love they're my sister and my mom like hit hit the family
1:09:11
group text in like with praying. Like they're like Foo bars.
1:09:15
Yeah, they were. They were, They were.
1:09:17
They said it was Foo Bab Foo Foo Foo ablus.
1:09:21
See. But are these actually bad I?
1:09:24
Don't know. Space Force.
1:09:28
I thought people liked that show.
1:09:30
See, that's what I'm saying is. This I couldn't get into it.
1:09:32
These are 25 that they like. This doesn't seem like anybody
1:09:35
hates these. But some of these aren't like
1:09:40
from last year. These are like 20/23/2020.
1:09:43
Yeah, these are just the worst ones on up up until the end of
1:09:47
the year. Mine just keeps taking me out
1:09:49
now I'm in fubar house. Richie Rich, the TV show from
1:09:52
2015. That looks pretty bad.
1:09:55
That looks pretty. Fun.
1:09:56
Is this all time bad Netflix? Yeah, all time bad Netflix shows
1:10:01
allegedly because you said fubar sexy beast a unique.
1:10:05
I I said somebody in my family like it doesn't mean it's good,
1:10:08
sexy and and that's allegedly anyway.
1:10:10
Sexy Beast is is in a is second season is an improvement over
1:10:16
the first, but it still doesn't say much about the unique
1:10:18
British dating show people. It's like literally Love Island
1:10:23
or the Bachelor but they dress up in elaborate makeup like
1:10:26
beasts, like cats and bears and shit.
1:10:29
What the fuck see and how do you this never pops up?
1:10:35
Richie Rich from 2015. What about kind of encounters
1:10:37
with the guy from fucking? This is number 13 the.
1:10:44
Goop The Goop Lab, which is focused on a different avenue of
1:10:48
research and products sold by Gwyneth Paltrow's Luxury, Invest
1:10:54
time in exploring pseudoscience that has already been proven
1:10:57
wrong. No, I did not watch Blockbuster.
1:11:05
I have not. But I feel like everything that
1:11:08
that guy's in like ends pretty quickly.
1:11:10
High pass. OK, hold up.
1:11:12
I watched all of high pass. They have a number 5 that was
1:11:15
great, binged it. Really.
1:11:18
Binged it and I the guy on the top right.
1:11:24
Yeah. Whenever I was pool boy to the
1:11:26
stars, I used to clean his pool. Every Monday was down the
1:11:30
street. Took out a baby rattlesnake out
1:11:35
of his skimmer one time. Almost killed me.
1:11:39
Insatiable or revenge drama about bullying right Series 4
1:11:46
formerly press sized woman who underwent the complex physical
1:11:49
transformation after an injury saw her eating a liquid diet for
1:11:53
the summer. She had a.
1:11:54
Beauty Pack. Sought revenge on those who had
1:11:57
wronged. Her and say Bill Robbedo is #1.
1:12:03
Hold on, I'm out there, yet I'm reading this what you were.
1:12:05
Reading them all out of fucking order anyways.
1:12:07
I am. I'm just letting snowflake
1:12:09
mountain. What the fuck?
1:12:11
Reality TV turned on its head. Rob Schneider sucks.
1:12:16
Dude, Rob Snyder is such. What does he do?
1:12:19
Why does Adam Adam Sandler still have to fuck with him?
1:12:22
What I really hated is that like this Rob Schneider show was like
1:12:27
his attempt to be like Curb Your Enthusiasm, and it was really
1:12:31
corny and stupid and he's a moron.
1:12:35
Him. Who is it like him?
1:12:37
Jim Breuer? There's like a, there's like
1:12:39
some of these comedians that are just like so stupid with their
1:12:43
takes on stuff. It's infuriating.
1:12:46
And for some reason, yeah, now people take him serious.
1:12:49
I'm like the guy from the Animal Deuce Bigalow, male Gigolo is
1:12:53
telling is who is I take my doctor advice from.
1:12:56
Get the fuck out of here, dude. Like what are we talking about?
1:12:59
That actually makes me happy that he's #1.
1:13:02
Yeah, now me too. That's why I like, that's why I
1:13:04
that's why I cut you off and said that I was too excited.
1:13:07
But some of these are crazy like what is this the reality series
1:13:10
True hours title before for me. Creative political divide
1:13:15
between viewers presented as a cushy reality series where they
1:13:20
would live together. Tables return with the medium
1:13:21
land to survive in the wilderness with no warning.
1:13:25
It's kind of dumb, but it's a second I.
1:13:27
Think I try to watch that for like a episode and.
1:13:32
I Land was ordered by Netflix playing inspiration from shows
1:13:36
like Lost. Well, that's where You Fucked Up
1:13:38
series featured several people waking up on an island with no.
1:13:41
Like Lost who? They were.
1:13:43
It just started. It just kept going.
1:13:45
I never saw it. It ended and I had so many
1:13:48
questions or I was like what? Why is there a bear with?
1:13:52
Why were they pressing the button?
1:13:54
There's so many unanswered See. Why is the kid from Stranger
1:13:57
Things gay? Did did you finish?
1:14:01
I never saw any episodes, I just heard that from someone.
1:14:04
I had to finish it. There's so that's something I
1:14:06
had to finish. I've been trying to finish the
1:14:09
Ed Gein movie where it's like talking about the guy that was
1:14:12
the inspiration for like Psycho and Leatherface and all that.
1:14:16
And it's kind of done like the Jeffrey Dahmer documentary or
1:14:20
the Duck Jeffrey Dahmer show. But it's fucking terrible.
1:14:23
It's so incredibly bad. This is a movie about a guy and
1:14:28
this is a real person. Ed Gein was only convicted of
1:14:31
killing two people. They found 10 people's bodies in
1:14:34
his house, 8 from graves he dug up, two from people he actually
1:14:38
killed. A shopkeeper and a Tavern owner
1:14:45
murdered both of them. Other than that, like he only
1:14:47
killed two people. That in this Ed Gein thing.
1:14:50
He was super weird too in this Netflix show that like got hyped
1:14:55
up. I never watched it because I was
1:14:56
just kind of right. It was dumb so bad.
1:14:59
They've created so many different scenarios that they're
1:15:02
just splice in parts of like those movies.
1:15:05
They'll just play like 10 minutes of Psycho and then it'll
1:15:08
fade back to like what he's doing.
1:15:10
And I'm like, what are what the fuck's going on?
1:15:13
And they make him talk. He's like, hey, hey, what are
1:15:16
you doing? That the whole the whole fucking
1:15:19
time. That's how this dude talks.
1:15:21
He's huge. So it starts out kind of weird
1:15:23
and then it gets really dumb, like so dumb.
1:15:27
But I'm trying to finish it just like, we're Stranger Things.
1:15:29
I was like, I have to finish this because I've put too much
1:15:32
time in just watching three seasons that if I don't finish
1:15:36
it, I'll just be annoyed with myself.
1:15:38
So I have to finish it. And yeah, I mean, there's a
1:15:41
whole, you know, I'm gay now. I can save the planet.
1:15:45
It's like, cool. Like I mean are.
1:15:48
You saying that? Are you saying that gay kids
1:15:50
can't? No, it was just so obvious.
1:15:53
Whatever he's like yeah you guys like I like girls but not like
1:15:57
how y'all like girls that's like.
1:16:00
That's what I I heard it was kind of, I heard it was kind of
1:16:02
forced and I. Was like, I was like finally,
1:16:05
like, are we done with this? Because every time it's like
1:16:08
we're in the car, look, I made this painting for you and us as
1:16:12
friends. And he like hands it to the
1:16:14
dude. The dude's looking.
1:16:15
At it was it was the painting of homo things.
1:16:18
No, but it was all of them, like fighting some dragon.
1:16:21
Then instantly he's like crying his eyes out.
1:16:23
He's like in the back of the car.
1:16:26
I made you this painting hands it to him, his best friend
1:16:29
crush. And when his best friend crush
1:16:31
is reading it, he turns and he's just like bawling out the window
1:16:34
and nobody's like, hey, are you good?
1:16:36
Nobody checks on him. I feel like this happens all the
1:16:39
time with this. He's just crying all the time.
1:16:41
Like I get it and you know, well, if you're gay, be gay.
1:16:45
Live your best life. But it was it the, the whole
1:16:49
conversation was it was super fucking weird.
1:16:52
It's like they're trying to wrap shit up and they just had to be
1:16:54
like acknowledge it to move. On I heard a Millie Bobby Brown.
1:16:57
Is that her name? I heard that she used to torment
1:17:01
somebody on the set and said that if they cooked him he would
1:17:08
be LGBBQ. I heard, seriously saw that.
1:17:18
That's not my joke. That sounds made-up.
1:17:21
But no, she has like all this lip filler in and like is every
1:17:25
picture. Every time she's like getting
1:17:27
serious, she's like, it's like the goofiest shit ever.
1:17:31
Everybody's like in their 30s now.
1:17:33
They're pretending to be like 12.
1:17:37
This this kind of dumb. Well, I never wrapped it.
1:17:41
Up well, they wrapped it up like they ended it, but there's some
1:17:45
stuff where I was like but they were like all right, we got to
1:17:49
go in there our friends about to die and if we don't the world's
1:17:54
going to end and he's like all right, guys, hold up.
1:17:55
I need to tell you something. I don't like girls.
1:17:58
It was like, whoa, like. That was how it was pitched to
1:18:02
me. So it's I'm glad that you
1:18:04
confirmed that that's how it. Happened.
1:18:05
It was just like way out of left field and everyone's like, yeah.
1:18:08
And like, look, if you're going to live your best life, it was
1:18:10
just weird. And like, it would have been
1:18:13
better if you weren't sure. And maybe like the end, he made
1:18:17
some comment or in the future he was holding hands with someone
1:18:20
and it was. Like Oh my God he gave us like a
1:18:23
Yas queen. Well, it shows them like in the
1:18:27
future. So then if it shows them in the
1:18:29
future, maybe then he's like with a partner like that would
1:18:33
have been cooler and most more subtle than just being like,
1:18:37
hey, by the way, you know, yeah. Well, meditate, bitches.
1:18:46
Make sure y'all like, follow, subscribe, share, comment,
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whatever. We just appreciate y'all
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stopping by and listening and checking us out.
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SEAL Team 6 if you. Or you might get reverse iced
1:19:02
and get get imported into the country from Venezuela.
1:19:05
Yeah, reverse you got. Yeah, if you're the president,
1:19:08
you get the royal treatment. We yeah, reverse, reverse.
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We're trying to get Venezuelans out, not.
1:19:13
Importation. Bring the wifey too.
1:19:15
Bring the wifey too. But no, just be able to make
1:19:19
sure y'all just watch around this.
1:19:21
It's going to get crazy. We still don't have all the
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Epstein files and they were supposed to release explanations
1:19:26
on the redactions and they did not do that.
1:19:29
So you know, at least the files quit distracting us.
1:19:36
Oh God, be good, be safe, stay out of trouble.
1:19:41
Go fuck yourselves. Shout out someone call it doctor
1:19:54
because I'm so I'll but on with your guys.
1:20:00
Drill, baby drill. Drill, baby drill.
1:20:05
Drill, baby drill. Roll up the khakis ball like
1:20:55
them athletes starting like the trapeze when they drop them
1:20:58
trapeze living SoCal but we still go high feet.
1:21:01
I steal your girl, I steal your wifey.
1:21:04
Call me the klepto. I get pussy like I work at
1:21:08
Petco. So will I be sipping on the
1:21:10
pepto? So sit.
1:21:12
I'm rapping with a strep pro. Now put your hands up and let
1:21:15
go. She got 31 flavors with that
1:21:18
milkshake. She then don't break.
1:21:20
Don't pretend she ain't. My flow is so great that I make
1:21:23
you hate Drake. Someone call the doctor 'cause
1:21:27
I'm so I'll when I'm what you've done, it's drill, baby drill,
1:21:36
drill, baby drill, drill, baby, drill.
1:21:45
Mr. 2 shoes bitch slapping 2 Chainz something different like
1:21:49
I'm rocking 2 brains, you can't see me.
1:21:52
I think you need new frames. I come home when I'm spinning on
1:21:55
the mic. Now you desert with a star.
1:21:57
That's that shit that I like. I shine bright in my rhyme trike
1:22:00
in the limelight looking at the Shorty back with my hindsight.
1:22:04
She drop it to the floor and she bring it back up and on the show
1:22:07
while she build a stack up I make all the rappers clown so I
1:22:11
crack up. Meanwhile these groupies trying
1:22:14
to shack up, I fuck them, don't feed them, go I don't cheat them
1:22:18
pussies. I beat them.
1:22:19
I'm a feed and I need them. Someone call a doctor because
1:22:22
I'm so I'll.