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Our Favorite Guests with Heather Graham · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Hello, Fake Doctors fans, it's your boy DJ Danel. Today
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  Speaker 1: episode and we will see you with brand new episodes
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  Speaker 1: in audio and video format in a month. See you then, Hi, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: Hi there, Hi.
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  Speaker 2: How you doing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm good?
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  Speaker 4: How are you.
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  Speaker 2: Just trying not to eat? Are you serious, Just walking
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  Speaker 2: around my kitchen, just thinking about all the things I
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  Speaker 2: want to eat, but I'm not going to eat. Why
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to get skinny, dude.
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  Speaker 3: But you got to eat to get skinny, though, that's
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  Speaker 3: the thing, that's the hold, I know.
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  Speaker 2: But I had a smoothie, I had a healthy movie,
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  Speaker 2: and I enjoyed that. And then it was like I
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  Speaker 2: was like, all right, leave the fucking kitchen, don't eat.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you how much? It's all relative. Everyone has
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  Speaker 2: a goal. Donald, it's all relative.
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  Speaker 3: Are you trying to weigh under one hundred pounds? Is
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  Speaker 3: that your goal? No?
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to just lose. I'd like to lose a
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  Speaker 2: little of my melted candle around my love handles. God
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  Speaker 2: it feeling, yeah, good luck. I used to have a
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  Speaker 2: trainer named Jurgen Bill Lauren still uses him, yes, And
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  Speaker 2: he used to He had all these catchphrases and he'd go, uh,
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  Speaker 2: I go, I'm so hungry, and he'd grab my love
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  Speaker 2: handle and he'd go, tell your body to eat this shit.
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  Speaker 2: That's buddy.
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  Speaker 3: Did you lose weight working out with Jurgen?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I got I got in great shape with Jurgen.
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  Speaker 2: But his point was like tell your body to eat
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  Speaker 2: that fat instead of whatever nonsense you're gonna eat. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. It's hard, everybody, what's the best.
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  Speaker 3: Shape you've ever been in in your life? What's the
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  Speaker 3: best shape you've ever been in.
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  Speaker 2: A couple times, I don't know. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I it's it's it's a lot of work.
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  Speaker 3: It's so much work.
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  Speaker 2: I mean obviously the older you get, I'm forty five
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  Speaker 2: years old, it's a lot more work. And I never
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  Speaker 2: was that into fitness. And I'm not trying to be
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  Speaker 2: like ripped, that's just two. That's a job. These people
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  Speaker 2: we all see on Instagram that were like, fuck, look
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  Speaker 2: at that body, Like that's like their job, that's all
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  Speaker 2: they do. I don't want that to be my job.
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  Speaker 2: I just would like to be not like post holiday bod.
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  Speaker 3: I totally understand what you mean. I've been ripped twice
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  Speaker 3: in my life, like ripped where there was like zero body,
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  Speaker 3: not zero, but like very little body fat on me.
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  Speaker 3: And that was for remember the Titans. I got ripped
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  Speaker 3: for that. That was my first time ever really working
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  Speaker 3: out too, Like I learned how to work out doing
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  Speaker 3: that movie. And then when I did Kick Ass Too,
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  Speaker 3: I got super ripped for that thinking it's I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: get the chance to show my muscles and stuff, and
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  Speaker 3: I didn't. I had a suit on the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: But you want to talk about being in shape, that's
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  Speaker 3: the best I've ever been in shape in my life.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: But it's such a full time job. I just want
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  Speaker 2: to I don't know. I just want to be saying.
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  Speaker 2: But it's hard, man. And what they tell you about
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  Speaker 2: the older you get, the harder it is, like, you know, man,
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  Speaker 2: it's like you could train hard for a month at
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  Speaker 2: forty five and it's like there's like incremental changes.
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  Speaker 3: Well it really does. You were right, It does depend
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  Speaker 3: on what you eat. And when you're younger it doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you can have a few cheap meals here
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  Speaker 3: and there. But now at forty month, forty six years old, now,
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  Speaker 3: if I want to lose, if I want to get ripped,
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  Speaker 3: I literally have to eat chicken, broccoli, and drink a
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  Speaker 3: shit ton of water, yeah, all day, and.
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  Speaker 2: Lots of other things every day. Finish you finished, don't
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  Speaker 2: eat late, like, don't have any sugar, don't have any booze,
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  Speaker 2: boozes booze. If you're a drinker and you want to
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  Speaker 2: lose weight. I'm telling you the clickest thing, the quickest
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  Speaker 2: difference is just cut out booze, right, because it just
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  Speaker 2: falls off your body. That's that is one thing that
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  Speaker 2: makes a big difference.
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  Speaker 3: And supplements also, you know, putting the right vitamins in
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  Speaker 3: your body because you're no longer getting the right supplements
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  Speaker 3: because you've taken taken away so much nutrition by dieting.
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  Speaker 2: I drink this shake that's like everything you're exposed to
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  Speaker 2: have in a given day in one shake. It's like
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  Speaker 2: everything from like probiotics to proteins to all the vitamins.
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  Speaker 2: It's like everything. It's like a fucking your dream, your
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  Speaker 2: body's dream meal in a chocolate shake.
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  Speaker 3: You know. I drink the kimbucha. Whenever I get I
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  Speaker 3: do drink GT's kimb Butcha. Whenever I get like whenever
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  Speaker 3: I get like a craving and I want something sweet
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  Speaker 3: or I want something that's gonna you know, I drink that.
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  Speaker 3: Or if I want to drink, you know, some booze
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  Speaker 3: or something like that, I will drink GT's kombucha. That
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  Speaker 3: does help.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna have him on, right, Joelle. We're gonna have
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  Speaker 2: the founder of gts on because whenever we talk about GT's,
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of hard because we don't fully understand. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: we understand what a probiotic is, and we love the
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  Speaker 2: taste of it. But this guy's a really interesting guy,
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  Speaker 2: self made businessman, and he's gonna tell us all more
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  Speaker 2: about it, because I'd actually like to learn more about
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  Speaker 2: why it a taste so good and be is supposedly
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  Speaker 2: so good for your body's health.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to learn that. I want to learn
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  Speaker 3: how he decided to turn something that a lot of
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  Speaker 3: Americans were doing into a you know, multimillion dollar industry
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  Speaker 3: as well too.
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  Speaker 2: He must be loaded. We got to ask him how
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  Speaker 2: rich he is. Also, I dare you?
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  Speaker 3: I dare you? I dare He's a.
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  Speaker 2: Really fun character. I'm sure he'll answer. I want to
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  Speaker 2: ask him what his thoughts are about people mixing booze
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  Speaker 2: in with it, because I do know some people who
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  Speaker 2: mix it with tequila or mix it with vodka. And
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  Speaker 2: he's mister health nuts, so I wonder what his thoughts
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  Speaker 2: are on like, what do you what do you think
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  Speaker 2: when people say they they occasionally mix it in.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure he's up for it.
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  Speaker 2: Should we tell people what happened. No, I want to
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  Speaker 2: go ahead. Well this is the premiere of season four. Yes, everybody,
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  Speaker 2: welcome to season four. Hello, Hi everybody. Donald and I
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  Speaker 2: got in an argument on Friday, and we're able to
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  Speaker 2: record this episode.
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  Speaker 3: No, you were unable to record it was good to go.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Donald was fine to drop it and move on,
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  Speaker 2: and I was pissed and certainly did not feel like
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  Speaker 2: pivoting and doing a comedy podcast. You know, I do
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  Speaker 2: you know when.
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  Speaker 3: We hung up. When we hung up, Joel was like,
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  Speaker 3: do we still have a show?
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  Speaker 2: Is this?
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  Speaker 5: That's not what I said?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, Joel, I do you think this is
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  Speaker 3: how it ends? You're crazy?
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  Speaker 2: We don't go out like that.
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  Speaker 5: Just sounds like a fight.
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  Speaker 2: You're muted.
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  Speaker 3: Joel has horrible internet at her place.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know what this new house is doing
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  Speaker 2: so far, Joel. But I don't like the internet fault.
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  Speaker 2: It's not her fault. It's Spectrum.
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  Speaker 5: As you Spectrum is a freaking nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Dani, stop jumping to the defense my girl.
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  Speaker 2: I always want to defend her.
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  Speaker 3: She's a grown ass woman.
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  Speaker 2: She's by the way, I love that Joel's She's still
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  Speaker 2: going on in a monologue, even though she's muted.
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  Speaker 3: Very where we go, we got there?
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  Speaker 2: We got kitchen is nice, Joel, it's so big.
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  Speaker 5: We can actually all cook, the three of us in
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  Speaker 5: there at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to get a little sorry to already
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  Speaker 2: weigh in on home decord, but get a little really
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  Speaker 2: middle island thing like a chopping board.
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  Speaker 6: We're getting.
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  Speaker 5: You found the perfect one. It's got wine stories.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's so cute.
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  Speaker 3: And did you guys buy or you renting? We are
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  Speaker 3: renting smart Smart Smart.
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  Speaker 5: We are not in a space to purchase yet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's well, let's talk about that, because you know,
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  Speaker 3: homes are just you know, we talk about how the
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  Speaker 3: economy is failing and everything like that, but homes seem
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  Speaker 3: to be going up and up and up and up
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  Speaker 3: and up. That hasn't gone down yet.
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  Speaker 5: But the rent has tanked. That really moved into this
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  Speaker 5: giant space.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we're looking to move and we can't. We can't
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  Speaker 3: find anything that.
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  Speaker 2: We like, like an eleven bedroom house.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we do need a lot of I do have
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  Speaker 3: a lot of kids.
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  Speaker 2: Eit a second. So Donald and I got in an
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  Speaker 2: argument and I was it was fine. It wasn't that
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  Speaker 2: big a deal, but I was pissed off, and whereas
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  Speaker 2: Donald was like, all right, well, let's go just do
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  Speaker 2: a show, and I was like, I'm not in the
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  Speaker 2: mood to like try and be funny right now. And
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  Speaker 2: I do have to say I once took a self
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  Speaker 2: help course and one thing I remembered was they said,
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  Speaker 2: one of the most powerful skills you can develop as
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  Speaker 2: a human being is the ability to drop it and
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  Speaker 2: get over it and move on.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we took the same course.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I know, but I was unable. But I
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  Speaker 2: was unable to drop it. I tried to use my skills,
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  Speaker 2: but they didn't work. And when I would later after
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  Speaker 2: I had cooled down and was whatever it was, fucking
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  Speaker 2: whatever it was, I was calling myself out by like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you didn't really nail that thing you got
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  Speaker 2: from the class about being able to drop it, drop
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  Speaker 2: an argument and move on.
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  Speaker 3: So that's the most I mean, it's it's nothing. Obviously
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  Speaker 3: it's nothing, but that was one of the most important
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  Speaker 3: things I got from that, where it was like, look,
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  Speaker 3: your temper can get to the level of bow, but
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  Speaker 3: if you're able to say that was just the that
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  Speaker 3: was that moment I can drop it. Let's go forward. Now.
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  Speaker 2: Are you able to do that with your wife?
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  Speaker 3: No? I have a hard time with my way. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I imagine it's very hard in relationships because but I mean,
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  Speaker 2: that's where the mastery of it really comes in. You know,
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  Speaker 2: if you can have a heated argument like all couples
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  Speaker 2: do and then kind of get to some place of
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  Speaker 2: a completion and then go okay, clean, slate, new chapter.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's pretty that's pretty awesome to be able
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  Speaker 2: to do that.
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  Speaker 3: I can.
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  Speaker 2: I can do it sometimes, but certainly not all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I can do it sometimes. That was the first time
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  Speaker 3: in a long time that I was like, I can
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  Speaker 3: do it right now.
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  Speaker 2: You wanted me to try and be funny, and I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to strangle you anyway by the way I have
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  Speaker 2: the I was laughing to myself, going, we should do
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  Speaker 2: a rewatch podcast of our fight, because I have the
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  Speaker 2: whole thing recorded.
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  Speaker 3: So do I. I haven't listened to it. I haven't
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  Speaker 3: listened to it.
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  Speaker 2: I have not. What do you think I sat and
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  Speaker 2: listened to it back? I just, I just, I just
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  Speaker 2: I was laughing, going, we should do a rewatch podcast
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  Speaker 2: of our argument, and Daniel could like stop and start
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  Speaker 2: it and we'd be like, see that was a good
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  Speaker 2: pointcap like you guys.
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  Speaker 3: All I remember was Daniel's face was like his eyes
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  Speaker 3: were so big the whole time. He was like, what
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  Speaker 3: the fuck is.
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  Speaker 2: My parents are fighting? Oh my god? Well, fans, let
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  Speaker 2: us know if you want us to do a rewatch
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  Speaker 2: podcast of our argument.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I don't need to hear that ship.
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  Speaker 2: It's about ten minutes long, and we have it all
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  Speaker 2: on tape, you guys, because you're the best fans and
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  Speaker 2: listeners in the world. It's season four and we have
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  Speaker 2: Heather Graham, the Heather.
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  Speaker 3: Graham in the house. Before we get going, we should
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  Speaker 3: probably five. I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 7: We made about a bunch of story here.
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  Speaker 2: What are you going to bring the season four? That's
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  Speaker 2: that's unique and fresh and different, Donald, because listen, we're
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  Speaker 2: running out of seasons everywhere having so much fun. Although
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  Speaker 2: I'm going back to work, that's gonna be all be tricky.
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  Speaker 3: But listen, I go back to work too, Man, this
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  Speaker 3: is gonna be very different.
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  Speaker 2: I know we're gonna have to get clever. We'll talk
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  Speaker 2: about that.
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  Speaker 3: I got it, I got it. I gotta tell you, man,
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little nervous about Are you traveling for your movie?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's it's it's here.
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  Speaker 3: Thank goodness. Man, I gotta tell you, I'm worried about
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  Speaker 3: traveling for projects and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Where's your next project located?
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  Speaker 3: Well, my pro the project I'm doing now is still
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  Speaker 3: in Los Angeles, but there's a possibility that something could
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  Speaker 3: happen in the A t L. And I'm nervous about
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  Speaker 3: that because the ATL has different rules than Los Angeles has.
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  Speaker 2: What are you giggling about over there, Joelle? You can.
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  Speaker 5: I have a lot of cousins in the ATL have
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  Speaker 5: a group chat that's mostly based in that area, And
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  Speaker 5: so I think it's still apprehension is.
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  Speaker 2: Warranted about LA. What about LA opening back up even
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  Speaker 2: though it's fucking crisis.
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  Speaker 3: But the numbers are going down, so I can see
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  Speaker 3: where he's where they're coming from.
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  Speaker 2: This guy did a funny video I read tweeted. You
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  Speaker 2: can find on my Twitter where he was. It was
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  Speaker 2: really funny. He just riffed it. It was like, so
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  Speaker 2: basically LA is like go out, but don't But if
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  Speaker 2: you want to go out, you can, but the restaurants
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  Speaker 2: are going to be open but don't go because it's
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  Speaker 2: not safe. But if you do, go to restaurants. But
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  Speaker 2: if you don't, sit outside. But if you do, you're home.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, I'm fucking riffing a horrible version of it,
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  Speaker 2: but it was really funny.
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  Speaker 5: Zero percent capacity in our hospitals no sense.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I thought we were at twelve percent. Now we're
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  Speaker 3: still at zero percent.
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  Speaker 2: Big snowball. Makes no sense to open up. But I
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  Speaker 2: guess people, why, you know, why are they opening up?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, obviously businesses needed, but I mean why profits
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  Speaker 2: over people?
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  Speaker 3: Baby, No, But the state of California as a whole
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  Speaker 3: is uh, the numbers have gotten better as a whole
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  Speaker 3: of the state, in the state of Cali.
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  Speaker 2: Why why is Los Angeles opening up?
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea why.
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  Speaker 2: I've gotten all these emails from restaurants that I'm that
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  Speaker 2: I go to, like yeah, we're back open as a
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  Speaker 2: beta da da.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like what, yeah, I'm just it just it's really
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  Speaker 3: scary right about now, Like there's new strands coming out.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently the vaccine is holding steady, and we'll combat against
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: these new strands, but some of them are more contagious
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  Speaker 3: and deadlier, you know, and the world's still moving. I
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  Speaker 3: get it. I need to, you know, sack up and
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  Speaker 3: get out and make things happen. I got to pay
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  Speaker 3: my bills, just like everybody else does. But this shit
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  Speaker 3: is scary, zact. This ain't no, oh, this isn't. I'm scared.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go outside and I'm gonna see the bully.
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  Speaker 3: This is I'm scared. I'm gonna go outside and there's
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  Speaker 3: a possibility. Not only do I gotta worry about violence.
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  Speaker 3: Not only do I gotta worry about you know, that
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  Speaker 3: unknown element out that evil element out there, that's that's
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: gunning to kill me. Now, I gotta worry about a virus.
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  Speaker 3: Like people were talking about how it's like the flu.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know nobody to die. I don't know anyone
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  Speaker 3: that die from the flu. I don't know one person
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  Speaker 3: that died from the flu. Not one. I'm trying to think.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure there are people out there that do, but
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  Speaker 3: I don't know one person. I know a few people
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  Speaker 3: that have died from COVID nineteen mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: It's scary, man, it's legit. Your your right to be scared.
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  Speaker 2: All you can do is be as safe as you can.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I barely leave my house these days because
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I just I think it's not safe, It's not worth it.
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  Speaker 2: What am I going to do with the car? WASH's
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  Speaker 2: just not worth it.
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  Speaker 8: I think the one thing that could be said about
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  Speaker 8: this entire thing is that this is a failure of
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: policy on our government across the board.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, where you are.
• 16:02
  Speaker 8: You look at every other country in the world, the
• 16:05
  Speaker 8: and the empathy that the people had for each other,
• 16:08
  Speaker 8: and the empathy that the government had for its people
• 16:11
  Speaker 8: allowed them to progress and move forward. And in this country,
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: it is that lack of empathy for the people themselves
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: and this need for profit, this need to keep everything going,
• 16:22
  Speaker 8: that has gotten us to where we are now. We
• 16:25
  Speaker 8: do need to keep everything going. We need to start
• 16:27
  Speaker 8: our life over again, but we just did not take
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: the steps to earn that.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: And how you feel like California, which is supposed to
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: be like the example of of well, I don't know
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: if it's supposed to be the example, but it is
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: like the most liberal state, right, I mean, maybe except
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: for Washington or I don't know.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Sure, are we one of those populated?
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: We're the most populous, right Damn?
• 16:48
  Speaker 8: I think so?
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 16:49
  Speaker 8: I mean California is the ninth biggest economy in the world.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I just think it's embarrassing how poorly it's
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: been handled here where we like to think that things better.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: But didn't we have it on track? Weren't we on
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: track for a good portion of the Like I remember,
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: at one point in time, we were the model, we
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: were the we were the you know the Yeah, in April.
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: We were right the curve started going like this, and
• 17:16
  Speaker 8: we saw the curve starting to go down, and people
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: were like, great, open to clubs, and then it went
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: straight back up.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Right, people, people had to go see uh, what's his name?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Bow Wow? You had to go see little bow Wow. Listen,
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: let's switch to a positive topic, like Heather fucking Graham.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Who's here? Bring her in?
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Funny hotness, holy funny.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: And I gotta say, what bullshit that JD would ever
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: get Heather Graham. But let's bring her in. Let's bring
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: her in. I wonder if she looks like Heather Graham. Oh,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: look at her apart there.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: I got to start recording myself.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Right, hi'tiful, Oh my god, so good to see.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: You, Hether. I just I just said the sentence that
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: had to start things off that there's no fucking way
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: JD could have ever gotten Molly clock.
• 18:11
  Speaker 9: Oh come on, look, we know the real love stories
• 18:14
  Speaker 9: between you guys. Okay, of course is between you two.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Of course. But Heather, I just want to say that,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: you know, Donald that I've been doing this. We haven't
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: watched the show in twenty almost twenty years, and every
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: we're having all these fun times rewatching and laughing at things,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: and I just got to say, right off the bat,
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: you are so fucking funny on the show.
• 18:36
  Speaker 9: That's where I want to do now that watching it,
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: I'm like, oh my god, I want to work on
• 18:39
  Speaker 9: it again.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: That's so fun I don't know if I've truly appreciated
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: how great it was at the moment.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: Like Bill Lawrence is pretty genius.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: He is, and I think he gave you a really
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: hard character to play, and I didn't realize that.
• 18:53
  Speaker 9: Say he is so smart, because that is actually a
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: lot like what my personality really is.
• 18:57
  Speaker 10: I remember how he described it to me.
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: He's like, she's because I'm super into psychology, right, so she's.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Really perceptive and smart, but she comes off.
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: Kind of spacey, and you know, she's really sweet, but
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: she has like some bad romantic instincts.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: It's kind of looking back, I'm like, that's a pretty
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: perceptive reado.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Bill read you like a bill read you like a
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Tarot card. But I was watching it going, you're playing
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: so many things at once. You're playing she's a doctor.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: She's obviously charming, but she's kind of kooky. She talks
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: to herself, she holds people's faces, she sits alone, she's
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: looking for friendship. I mean, she's She's like, you're playing
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: like ten different things. You're juggling all these balls, and
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I really I'm not just blowing smoke. I thought you
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: were very very funny in.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: This Thank you, very funny, very charming, very very charming too.
• 19:48
  Speaker 9: Well, Look, I think it's a mixture of the fact
• 19:50
  Speaker 9: that I'm great and also that is a good writer,
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: Like he wrote a smart character, like you can't play
• 19:56
  Speaker 9: a complicated character like that unless someone writes it for you.
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: So he gave me a great shot in writing that character.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Now, how did it come about, Heather, Because obviously we
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: knew you. I remember us being told you were gonna
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: do the show when we were like, oh my god,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Heather Graham's going to do our show. And I was like,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: oh my god, Heather Graham might be one of my
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: lovengers And so how did did Bill just reach out
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: to your agents? How did it come about?
• 20:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think he reached out to my agents, and
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: of course you guys are all fabulous. So I was
• 20:21
  Speaker 9: so flattered and I was really excited to be on
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: the show. I mean, watching it, it's really holds up
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: like it's really a good show, Like I really want
• 20:30
  Speaker 9: to be on it more. I'm like, I want to
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: I want Molly Molly to have some more and more
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: plot lines.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I was so happy when you texted me. I was
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: texting Heather and she goes, I want to do more
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: episodes of this.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: That would be great if we could just all go
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: back and do this show all over again, just for
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: a season. I know everybody whoever was on the show
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: for more than like eight episodes and get them back
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: and then let's just recreate one last season of Scrubs
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: with it.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Would be fun. But the thing is is that, I mean,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: we always get asked this to do this, but you
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: need Bill to do it. Obviously, Bill do it. I
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: think he'd do it. He just has a time management
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: problem because he has he has you know.
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: What, my friend's working on his show right now, my
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: friend Jamie Lee. I think she sent you her script,
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: which one on ted Lasso.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, I did read her script. It's great.
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's really fun.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: She's one of the writers on ted Lasso.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: So Bill has so much going on, and but I
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: think you obviously need him to be involved, you need
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: him to focus, and I just don't know that right
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: now that that's that's possible because he's got so many
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: things on his plate.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, time has time has to be right because
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: everybody's everybody is just you know.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: But it's such a good show.
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: It really holds up, like you know how some things
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: you think they're great and then you watch them later
• 21:50
  Speaker 9: and you're like, that's not that good, you know, But
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: Scrubs is really good, like later, like years later.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: It's it's really smart.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: It's really good. I am Heather.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: You guys are great.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I get made fun of on this podcast because I
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: always talk too much, apparently about my favorite episode, which
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: is the one I first one I directed, which the
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: whole point of the episode is the Donald line going
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: to quest to bring you sweet the permissions from Elliott
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: that we're allowed to have sex. And I just think
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: that episode was so special.
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: That was so fun.
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: I mean, obviously you're such a fabulous director.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: I mean it was so fun to work with you.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, come on, you're you're like this, we need
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: to rush through this section.
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: But you're being so modest, not like you're dating some
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: like hot starlet right now, like you know I am,
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: But I'm very flattered that you'd want you'd want to
• 22:41
  Speaker 9: date me in scrubs.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I I listen. The joke of is continues that the
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: TV guys get way hotter girls than they deserve, and
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Jade getting Molly Clark is.
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: H But you know what's funny is that, like, you know,
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: when you look at yourself, you don't really think like, oh,
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: I'm attractive, but.
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: Like looking at the show, I'm like, wow, I was
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: much prettier than I thought. I mean, it's like, do
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: you want to look at yourself?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Donald you? How did you go?
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: I just want to. I just want to because I
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: don't know how this is possible. You're saying that when
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: you look in the mirror you sometimes say I'm not attractive.
• 23:21
  Speaker 9: Well, no, I think it's like she's.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Else.
• 23:27
  Speaker 11: Anyone on his planet could look at Heather Ground and say.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: To others like, well, no, no, I mean, come.
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: On, but I do the trol right now.
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: I'm just like in the pandemic sitting in my apartment,
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: like I can't.
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: Go out troll.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Any person does that.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Insecure?
• 23:47
  Speaker 9: Like I think I looked at the episode. I was like, wow,
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: Like I think I was insecure. You know, you don't
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: think I don't know, I mean, did you guys think wow,
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: I'm just like so gorgeous and like all the ladies.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: I never think that though. But Donald record, however, is
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: you know I got Casey Cobb and that's it And
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: I'm happy.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: You know, Donald and I don't really look at ourselves
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: and think we ever really.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: I mean, you guys are.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Like I'm sure. I occasionally will see a picture of
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: me that I think is good and I'm like, oh,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: a picture of me. I like, I look, I look,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: my nose is at a decent angle there.
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: I like you you were doing some chest nudity in
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: these episodes, and one I did, I was in decent shape.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Well, this was clearly coming back from a hiatus season.
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: You look pretty fit.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I must have been in someonet ship because season three,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: when you came back, you weren't as in.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I know I was Doe, I was something was up.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: But I really like my hair in this too. I
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: thought my good I thought, Soara's new hair looked good.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: We're done with the She's great.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: I love Sarah on the podcast. I gotta go back
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: and listen.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: We had her on a bunch. We're gonna have her
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: on I think maybe next episode. But let's go through
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: so I had. The way this works is Donald will
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: first do a summary of the episode, and he does
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: it in roughly thirty to forty seconds, right, Donald, something
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: like that in that in that range, and then we'll
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: discuss the episode after. So I get my time route Heather,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: because I like to time Donald's see how fast he
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: can do it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: Wait, wait, Zach, where are you?
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I'm in Los Angeles?
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: Okay, cool, looking at your window. I don't know why
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: it looks like it was like snowing or something.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's sunny, although abnormally cold. All right, Donald,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: are you ready?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I believe I am.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Please impress Heather because you know she's a VIP guests.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: All right, on your marks, get set go.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Season four starts off with a bang. We gotta have
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: the gram, y'all. Yeah, the gang's all grown up. There'll
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: be doctors in one week. JD's excited, Elliott feels left out,
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Colin Turk are really feeling the pressure of their new nuptials,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: and Cox has seen it all before. Responsibility. I'm not
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: a fan of the word, but I understand its importance.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: When we're young, we can't wait to have it, but
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: once we get it, we are often overwhelmed. I am
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: the airy, irresponsible, but thank goodness for Casey Cobb.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Amen. Wow, that was a good wrap up, and you
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: stuck the landing with a testament to your wife.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: You know you always gotta when when when talking about
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: your flaws, you talk about what makes it so your
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: flaws are acceptable to the world. And I am lucky
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: because I have Casey Cobb who takes my flaws and
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: says it's his flaws. Love him for it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Oh that's so great. You're so lucky to have a
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: woman like that.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I gotta.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I got, I got the best hype man like you
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: know has meth bleak. I got freaking Casey Cobb.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: She's your Farnsworth Bentley.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, that's that's like your that's
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: like your assistant.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: Was it fun riding on those scooters? It looked fun.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: That wasn't us, By the way, way, how did they
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: do that?
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: How did they do because that looked like us?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: By the way, I gotta say whether it's funny you
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: bring that up? Because I am a tech film geek.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I like to zoom in and figure out how shit
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: was done. And I'm the only thing I can assume
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: on that scooter gag is that the stuntmen are slightly
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: out of focus and they look enough like us that
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: you can't tell.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: But we're making my face, they're making our faces and everything.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: But it's not green screen, and it's certainly not us
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: doing scooter tricks. So I don't know what the fuck
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: would they did.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: This is an ask Bill question, season four ask.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know if Bill will know. It might be
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: an ask Randall question?
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Can we get Randall? Let's ask?
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have the power. Okay, this is our first
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: edition of Ask Randall.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: You gotta put some fancy music here, yes, and maybe
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: it needs.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: To be like village people.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: Hey Randall, wait, your dog is so cute? What kind
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: of is that your new Dogsactly?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, that is my dog who's one year old. Her
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: name is Billy, and she's a rescue and she's my
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: favorite creature. But wait, I wanted to say so, Randall.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: So Heather, we're gonna ask Randall a question. He won't
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: answer it live here, obviously, but we'll put in the answer. Randall,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: how did we do that scooter gag? Because it's so
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: it looks so good. I know that Donald and I
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: obviously weren't doing tricks like that, and it's not green screen,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: but it kind of looks like us. My only thought
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: is that the stunt men are enough out of focus
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: that you can't tell that they're stunt men. I don't know,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: but it's it's dupe. It's it's it's what's the word?
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: It's not duped? Me? What is the expression?
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: It's I was duped.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I've been duped, I've been tricked, I've been fooled. How
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: did you do it? Randall? How did we do it
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: as a team?
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: The scooter thing from episode one, season four? It's really funny,
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: it's great. Uh, what I guess what you need to
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: know is it was season four, so that deep into
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: a show. We had regular stunt people who always doubled
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: for Zach and Donald and as much fun as we
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: were having. And when you have people around like that,
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: they get to know the actors and they're hands of
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: the show, so they know the mannerisms and the faces.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: And then we put Judy scooter on her rig so
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: she held steady while they did their well, they did
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: their thing, and obviously as a fan, you know that
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: scooter gags became a big part of the show. So
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: that's it, but definitely fun and memorable.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: If I did do it, I don't remember how about that.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: We didn't do it too. They're doing they're doing like
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: serious tricks and.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: They're they're like spinning around on the Bible.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: No, but they're one where he's riding the scooter and
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: his feet are on the ground and he's sliding. I
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: don't know how they did it. Thank you, Randall, Thank
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: you Randall. All right, we need to take a break,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: you all, yep, all right, we'll be right back after
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: these fine words. Been the Heather Graham, you guys, the
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Heather Graham. All right, Heather, so you get your big entrance.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Anytime there's a leading lady entrance onto Scrubs. They always
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: have their beautiful blowing entrance. We always I feel like you,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: more than any character in the nine years of Scrubs
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: had the most slow motion fan blow.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: Really, I'm so flattered.
• 30:18
  Speaker 9: I mean it is cool, like as a woman to
• 30:19
  Speaker 9: get like some fans on you and like a slow
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: motion entrance. I did feel like I'm grateful, and then.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: We don't discriminate. It's not just a fan entrance for
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: the women. Scott Bowley got a lovely Yeah, that's cool.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: That's and in yours we reveal that the janitor is
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: holding a fan on you.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: That's true, right, because he's drying wet. You're because somebody
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: you're urinated on the floor.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was. Was there a urine problem?
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: It's like a wait, do you know what I noticed?
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: I don't know, did you guys notice this? From watching?
• 30:52
  Speaker 9: I recognized that I got to keep a lot of
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: my clothes, and I was recognizing my clothes. I'm like, oh,
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: that's where I got those shirts and scar.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Welcome to Welcome to Scrubs. We all, we all took
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: what we needed. The sequence of us missing each other
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: and being reunited is so funny when Donald's back from
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: his honeymoon.
• 31:13
  Speaker 9: I think it's like you really feel the love you
• 31:15
  Speaker 9: guys have for each other, which I think is in
• 31:17
  Speaker 9: real in life and on the show you can feel
• 31:19
  Speaker 9: that love.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: What really caught me off guard, though, was when they
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: were right next to each other.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: What was their plan? Why they had so much trouble?
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Meaning up right, we'll call that from here on out,
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: we'll call this roof a. Yeah, this happened.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: It's just over and over again, turn J.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: JD, and then they run past each other in the hallway.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like so so broad. And that is the
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: first mount backwards eagle in Scrub's.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: History, the reverse eagle, the reverse.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I remember us coming up with that on the day
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: and being like, this is so stupid, But we were
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: walked laughing so hard.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: We were so kiddy about it, like literally.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Well, the funny thing is we had been separated for
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: the hias, so we really were like we really were
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: feeling like that.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Like Turk.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, I really I didn't understand why did Turk and
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Carlyly decide to immediately leave from the plane go to
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: the hospital, like from the from there.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: The airport, Well, maybe they timed it out so they
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: had to shift, they had to get back to just
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: in time. They maximize their money.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Just the dumbest maneuver by them.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: It also might be a TV show where it's better
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: for them to arrive.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: At that's I'm gonna go with the ladder.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go about the sugar Hill Gang alarm clock.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: That's that was cool.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: That was very cool.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I am a fan of the sugar Hill Gang. That
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: was one of the that that is the second rap
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: that I ever learned. The first one was because these
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: all the breaks, break it up, break it up, break
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: it up, or you could do break it up, break.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: It up, break it up, break what's that?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Curtis blow Baby.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: To the sugar Does the sugar Hill Gang have other
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: songs that are popular besides this one? Hop hip hop
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: to the hip hop hop?
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: You don't, that's just I mean it's the hip hop
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: anthem though, Like that's one of the that's like.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: Do you guys get to meet them? You guys get
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: to hang out with them?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: They did the scene where where they're in the Mini
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Cooper and they're rapping. Actually remember them and I got
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: to dance with the spinning What was it like?
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Donald? Because you know you you had liked them. I remember,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I mean I knew the song, but I wasn't a
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: huge fan of them. But it must have been fun
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: for you to meet them.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: It was a lot of fun for me to meet them.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: That's royalty, you know what I mean. That was they're
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: like the some of the they're like the originators of
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: hip hop. You know, if you just listen to the
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: sound and the way and the way it comes up,
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: and there was you know, it was one of the
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: longest songs ever too back in the day, so you
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: could rock out to it, and and the beat was
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: five boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: boom boom boom boom.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: That shun there was I noticed in the alarm clock
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: moment they're both everyone gets a chance to rap except
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: one guy, And so he was just kind of there
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: like bob in his head, excuse.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Me to bebore. We do guess what, America, we love you.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Give another guy a chance to rap. Guys. I laughed
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: out loud when I hit snooze and the sugar Hill
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Gang falls asleep. That was clever. Now, Carla's chairs. Another
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: funny thing So Carla has moved into the apartment and
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: she's brought with her these those chairs that you kind
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: of just kneel on and uh and I laughed out
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: loud when I fall over, and I'm like, it's like
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: a bear trap.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Did you were you really connected to the trair?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Or was I really went over in that thing?
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Really? Well, I imagine that's a lot of pain, dude.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I went onto a thin matt and I fine, Okay,
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: it was definitely didn't hurt as much as other things
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I've done for for America to laugh at.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Do you remember rice Dream?
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Rice Dream was rice?
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I remember that.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: You probably drank a lot of rice dream. It was
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: ice cream, but yeah, oh it was ice cream.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Did you eat ice cream? You were?
• 35:22
  Speaker 9: Well? Okay, look, do you remember that the the no
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: fat eating craze where like we all just ate all
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: the sugar, but it was we tried not to eat fat.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know we.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Were wrong.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Because you're supposed to have some fat, right, No, but rice.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: Dream, Yeah, Fat's good and sugar's bad. Now we know.
• 35:39
  Speaker 9: But basically rice dream is if you don't want to
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: have dairy ice cream, you can have ice cream made
• 35:44
  Speaker 9: out of rice.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Icy, but it's way more sugar, and.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: It's tons of sugar.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Everybody's so crazy about this beyond meat and all of this,
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: you know, beyond stuff. It's processed so much, you and
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: and and and that's just as bad is eating red meat.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Oh No, if you have
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: a if you have a feeling that you don't want
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: to eat animals, that have that level of consciousness.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, Well that's a different thing. If you're like,
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: I don't want to eat animals because they're alive and
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: I want everything to live. I totally understand that. I
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: have a question about plants. Then also, but that being said, I.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Know, but I mean, for example, did you watch that octopus? Teacher?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Is that what it's called?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Guys, I don't want to eat I don't want to
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: eat an octopus anymore. I don't. I'll never eat a
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: dolphin either. I'll never eat dolphin.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Watch octopus, teacher.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I saw that octopus freaking opened up a freaking jar
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: from the inside of I.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Know you don't watch things, but will you please watch this?
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Pretend there's a Star Wars subplot. You have to watch this.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Do they blow up with the Death Star in it.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: I'll sit next to you and be like, imagine that
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: this moment, that that's anakin. That fish's anakin a man. No,
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: it's so good. That's the title, right you guys Joelle
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: My octopus teacher, Yeah, My octopus Teacher. If you haven't
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: watched it, please watch it. It really well. At the
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: very least, it made me go, well, I'll never eat
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: octopus again. They're super smart.
• 37:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: I was crying. I thought it was inspiring.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it broke my heart. I was crying too.
• 37:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's beautiful.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: They snuggle at the end. Oh, I want octopus snuggle.
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: I know he was in love.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Did you guys get that thing I sent you in
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: a text message with the two dogs that keep posing
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: for the camera.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the white and the black dog.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: The white and black dog.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Oh kind of reminded me of us. Oh great rant
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: from Johnny.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, Johnny has a very long, epic, funny monologue that
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: we couldn't possibly do justice too. But it's listing. It's
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: like a season four opener. It's like listing all of
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: the things he hates, including Hugh jack Ue Jackman. Is
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: this the first time he mentions hating here.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: This is where the hate began for Hugh Jackman.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: People have always asked us, why does doctor Cox hate
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Hugh Jackman? And I think Bill's answer is usually let
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: that he was jealous, that that Hugh Jackman was good
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: at so many things.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: It has to be that, because I don't know how
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: you can hate Hugh Jackman.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody hates Hugh Jackman. He's Wolverine.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Wolverine, but he didn't singing dance about to say, not
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: only that he is a phenomenal actor.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: He's about to star once Covid is over in the
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Music Man with Sutton Foster on Broadway.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, you gotta come up, going, girls, she went
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: from younger to freaking to Freakings.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Is first and foremost a Broadway dancer, musical theater star.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: But she was in Younger too, right, Yes, she.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Got younger after her success on Broadway as.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: Early modern Millie. Yeah, and the Drowsy Chaperone.
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: Yes, Joell love Drowsy Chaperone.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: She's like the Scarlet Johanson of Broadway musicals.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Oh shit.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Her dancing is so insane that, whereas some people on Broadway,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: you go wow. She has a sick voice and she's
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: an okay dancer. Oh my god, she's a dancer, but
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: she can kind of sing. Sutton is like level ten
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: on both.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Well, I ain't seeing her do to freaking. I think
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: my butt getting big challenge yet, so I don't know
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: about all of that.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: What's the I think my bud getting big challenge.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: It's the buzzet challenge.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Is oh you dropping yes exactly things. I don't think
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: something's that kind of dancer.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: She she ain't my hype of that.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: She don't dance my So do you go look at
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: are you on TikTok? Now? Donald looking at these?
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: I am not on TikTok, but that I think my
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: bud getting big, my buck getting big. And then it's
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: like women standing there like this right, like they're normal
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: like this right, and it goes. I think my buck
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: getting big, my buck getting big, my butt getting big.
• 39:49
  Speaker 11: And they turned to the side, drop right and and
• 39:53
  Speaker 11: down like this what they ask the that ass.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: In the camera, if you get the chance, look.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: For you seeing these if you're not on TikTok.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Because they show up on Instagram.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing research for the show solely.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Just for the show, don't.
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: I just I think my butt getting bigger?
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: What was it called? What was it called?
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: Joel call the buzzet challenge, the bust challenge.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: I fell bustt challenge, b U s s I T
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: right bust busses find out because this is important.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, this is very important because I've seen some of
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: the I've seen some of the I've seen some people
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: that I didn't think they butt could get big like that.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I was surprised that they butt got big.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: All right, well, I'm going to research for the show.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: For the show. Do it for a show, because that's
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: why by time.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I go on TikTok, I have gone on TikTok just
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: because I'm curious what everybody's up to, and you can
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: get lost in some crazy ship like what I'm I'm
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: not even talking about that. There's a lot of sexual stuff, obviously,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: people dancing provocatively, but I mean, like, no matter what
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: you think of you can need down a wormhole. I mean,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: like anything on the Internet, you can get down the
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: craziest wormhole of conspiracy theorists and crazy people. Joelle, you
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: on TikTok.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: No TikTok scares me. I'm overwhelmed by all of the
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: content and all the options you have, and I was like,
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: how do you even press record on here? It's for
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: young people and official, Well, there's a.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Lot of young people that aren't on it. I mean
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: it started I think as like kids doing the choreographed dance,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: but now there's a lot of other aspects to it. Wait,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: he's holding up his phone. Are you going to show
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: us a bust? It's blown out? Can you fix it?
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: We can't see it.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Can you fix it? So it's not blown out? All right? Woman?
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Oh they changed clothes as well when they bust.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Oh yes, oh essential.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: I never thought i'd be watching twork videos with Heather Graham,
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: but here we are.
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: It's supposed to be like you're in casual clothes and
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: then once you drop it down down.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: So here's somebody who I would have never guessed.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, attractive woman in her sweatpants, just hanging around and
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I feel like she's about to bust it and she does.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: That's interesting.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she messed up her.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: She got the framing wrong.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we missed. We missed the butt, the.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Bucket big, we missed the but get big.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: All right, let's focus on scrubs as much as I
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: want to do a bus set rewatch show.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: We should we should totally do a bust rewrote show.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: We will do after we're done with smooth scrubs. We'll
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: just review buzzet videos.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: We'll just so send your busseet videos.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: To Oh my god, no please don't, please don't please don't.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I don't need that ship.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: My wife would be like, yo, what the fuck is like?
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Sorry, honey, it's my job. I now review busseet videos.
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: You guys have not changed very much.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I know we're better for worse, Heather for better for worse.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: What are we talking about here? Well, of course you'll
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: beat her son. She's having half her brain removed. Oh yeah,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: that was so. Kelsel says that to me when I'm like, oh,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to be nice in my vision, and I'm like,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: when I get back here, we're gonna play scrabble. I'm
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: gonna beat you, and Kelsey goes, well, of course you'll
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: beat her son. She's having half her brain removed.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a dick.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Malik blew up, Malik blew up. Yes, the car blew up.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: By the way, were you there when they blew the
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: car up?
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, that was I remember the heat. That was the
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: one thing I remember from that was I don't there wasn't.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: I don't remember like the sonic boom from the explosion.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: I think they added that the boom.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: But I do remember the heat. The because the car
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: did explode in some you know what I mean.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: They must have added like some sort of pyrotechnic explosion.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: But then they added the sound and post. Is that
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: what happened?
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well no, it was allowed. It exploded and I
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: was far away from it. But I just I don't
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: remember the I don't remember. I remember feeling like, all right,
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: it's gonna blow, don't anticipate it. And when it blows
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: through the jump, but then the heat that came after,
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: it was really surprised. That was the surprising part.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Did you ask anyone before you film that scene so
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: close to an exploding car if they had remembered to
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: empty the gas tank?
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: I did not.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: I feel like I would have been like, hey, guys,
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: just checking in on a little question. I remember the
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: pilot when I was doing the gag. I've told you
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: guys this. When I was doing the gag of the
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: eighteen wheelers headed right for me. The way we did
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: it was it was started at my face, and then
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: he floored it in reverse. Now, granted a sami doesn't
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: reverse very fast, but still it would have killed me.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: And I remember being like, just double check in you're
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: in reverse, sir. He was like, yup, I mean that's
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: a lot of pressure. Double checker in reverse.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: You sing the sad song in this That is so funny.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: We acknowledged a sad song finally.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So this is that moment. If you guys remember
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: if you haven't watched the episode where Jad talks about
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: the score of the show, which at this point season
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: beginning season four, we were already kind of making fun
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: of the fact that they were only like six cues
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: that they ever used, and whenever there was a sad moment,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 45:03
  Speaker 10: Bubba ba ba ba ba buh buh bubba ba ba
• 45:08
  Speaker 10: ba buh buh.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: And JD for the first time, totally breaking the fourth wall,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: comments on the score in his head.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Well, no, he says it to doctor Cox first. He
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: says to Cox, He's like, you know, I'm just I'm
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: just ready for the whatever it is, the news that
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: you're gonna give me, because I have the song ready
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: to play in my head. It's usually go something like
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: this baa b buh and then he cuts you off
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: and then at the end it goes to the song
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: and the real score comes on right, and then you go,
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: there it is.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: That's so clever. Yeah, that was really clever.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: I laughed out loud when you go there's nothing many
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: about me, and I go, there isn't.
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: That was a really good joke.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: I'm so Ernest Donald, there isn't. There isn't.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: It's like it's sort of like, uh was his name, stedman.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: It's like a baguette, like a baguette JD is type
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: man sometimes.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's very proud of how sick you are.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're proud, very proud.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: I'm proud of my proud of my man's girth. Now
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: we say Wolverine, Wolverines, let's roll. I've never seen the Wolverines.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Is that a bad thing?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: We talked about this. You've never seen Red Dawn?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Have you never seen Red Dawn or Wolverines? There's Red
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Dawn is the Wolverines movie. Wolverines Let's roll.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Well, they don't go let's roll, but they're like the wolf.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: If you get a chance, check it out. Patrick Swayze's
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: in it.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: I don't see tom. I don't think I want to
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: watch Red Down.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Really, we're not.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: I just feel like I've got a lot of stuff
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: to watch. I don't know if Red Down's going to
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: make the list.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, well it's a lot of fun. Don't watch the remake,
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: watch the original.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: You know, we're watching NonStop right now, we're binging like crazy?
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Is Top Chef? Do you ever watched Top Chef?
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: So fun, you know, because I really love the competition
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: of it all. I love competition game shows where talent
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: is the thing that makes you succeed, you know, And.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: I do like that.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: And this is so fun to watch these amazing chefs.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: It makes you hungry, though, don't you watch it? Get hungry?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you shouldn't watch if you've had a weed gummy
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: because then you're like.
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: And that's like the Great, the Great British Bakeoff. That
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: makes you so you just want to get cake.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Way through both of those.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: You know what show? You know what show I don't
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: necessarily watch, but I love it because I got uh,
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: I got some sex because of it. What go on
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Bridgerton is that the name of.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: The show's lead African.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Very handsome African American male and so and so in
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: the last episode, in the last episode of the season,
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: there's like this whole scene where they have sex finally,
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: and he says a lot. He's like, I've burned for you.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: And I just happened to be in the area when
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: this shit happened. And I heard that, and I, you know,
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: there was an audible from my wife, and I was like, Oh,
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: it's gonna happen tonight. I knew right, it's gonna happen
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: to night. So I waited till she packed up everything.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: She put all of the stuff away, and she was like,
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I'm about to go to bed. I was like, baby,
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I burned for you, did you. Yeah? She said, ship
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: the fuck up, get upstairs, take your buddy pants offairs.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: That is so funny. I wonder if across the earth,
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: because this Bridgerton show is so popular, if men are
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: getting more laid because their women are getting all round.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: They gotta be anybody who fight of gray, especially if
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: they've got like I mean, it's a show about it's
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: about humans rich and poor and uh, instead of it
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: being about race, Uh, none of that's, none of that matters.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: It's about who's rich and.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: It's a class. They just make it about class, and
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: they make it more they ignore what color anyone.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Is right exactly, And so because of that you have
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: everybody fucking everybody, dude.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: And but is the sex sexty Joelle? You watch it?
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing, it's not.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: It's not basically a soft core porn like really, oh yeah,
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: there's like the nity is way beyond like what you
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: would see.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: It's like more than Game of Thrones.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no no, it's not more than
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Game of Thrones. Shonda Rhymes found a way to make
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: it so that you could see the ass you want
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: to see.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's Netflix, so you can have more nudity than
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: ABC where he did?
• 49:32
  Speaker 9: Is it Schondra Rhymes?
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Shonda's am I correcting? It is Shonda's first Netflix show? Yes,
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: so Shonda Shonda moved to Netflix from ABC and like
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: a colossal, gargantuan Oprah sized deal and this is her
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: first show and she put out a period piece. But
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: it's like it's like a night you know, I've seen
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: the ads.
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: I just haven't watched it yet, but now you got me.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: You should watch it, Heather, you can check it out.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I found I found out a through my wife
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: because she was watching this show and I was like,
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: what the heck is this? And I took five minutes
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: and I realized, Okay, this isn't for me, but my
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: wife now has porn.
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: I think that's important.
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: You know, we need our porn too, you know, because
• 50:16
  Speaker 9: male porn is pretty disturbing sometimes.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so women don't like to Stereotypically, women don't like
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: the porn that men watch. They like something like fifty
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Shades of Gray or Bridgerton, Right.
• 50:29
  Speaker 9: I think as a woman's occasionally looking at porn, it's
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: like some of it is really dark.
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: You're like this, I just wanted to watch.
• 50:35
  Speaker 9: Like some people having sex, you know, maybe some like
• 50:38
  Speaker 9: interesting situations, but I don't want to watch like people
• 50:41
  Speaker 9: getting hurt or they have a lot of weird insest
• 50:44
  Speaker 9: stuff on there. I think that's kind of creepy.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is creepy, right, It's like a lot of
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of that.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Why does that become such a trend? Do you think
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: it's because the taboos are all gone and people are like, well,
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: that's the final taboo.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess. So it's a lot of my
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: step mom my, stepdad, right, and I.
• 51:00
  Speaker 9: Don't want to see like an under Like I don't
• 51:02
  Speaker 9: want to see a girl that looks like she's like
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: fourteen either. I'm like, this is disturbing. Like if they're
• 51:07
  Speaker 9: like consenting adults, I could be like, okay, you know,
• 51:09
  Speaker 9: but if like some girl like looks like she's like
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: still in high school and she really looks like that,
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: I'm like, this is too disturbing.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems to me that someone should start a
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: porn company that's specifically for women.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: They have Actually, there are some online.
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: I mean not that I'm an authority, but I did
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: notice there was one Donald.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Do you want to start this company with me?
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: I would love to, but that means we got to
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: go an audition. Hot guys.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: I'm fine with that. I can weigh in on that's right.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: I have no problem. I could totally tell when a
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: man is handsome and when a man.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Is ry handsome. Right, so we can say, Okay, James,
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: I like your abs. You're hired.
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: But I think there's a lot of like not cute
• 51:51
  Speaker 9: guys important Like the women are always pretty hot, but
• 51:54
  Speaker 9: I feel.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Like the guys or not is because the port is
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: made for men and that interesting and they don't even
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: show the man, right, They usually showed just the woman.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: My wife, they show enough. My wife and I were
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: watching porn together and she was like, well, when are
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: they going to show the guy? I said, oh, baby,
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: that's not how porn works.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: But I bet you can find I mean, I'm not
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: an expert on on this, but I'm sure you can
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: find porn that's that's probably more geared towards if you
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: want to watch something with your with your woman, that's
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: going to turn you both on something that's not sort
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: of that aggressive male point of view. But if not,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Donald and I are going to start a company.
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: Awesome.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: This is our press release.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I laughed really hard at Acbar saying run away with Me.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: That was so funny when Heather Heather, when you hold
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: the guy's head and you go act barbar and he
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: goes unwas the best delivery. By the way, It's it's
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: funny that you have that the character Molly has this
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: technique of holding people's faces. Because I've told everyone on
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: the podcast before and I'll remind you guys this technique
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: I have for remembering people's names. You just picture someone
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: from your life in that position, like, all right, I'll
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: explain it better. Did I tell the Gardgate story before?
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: H There was this guy at the guard gate in
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: one of the backlots and I always had to say
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: hi to him. I could never remember his name. And
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: his name is Mark, so I pick my In my school,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: there was like a kid named Mark and he was
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: a jock and he was a drinker and he was
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: kind of nuts and it was a character and he
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: had red hair and I pictured it was like the
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: first mark of the King in my mind. And so
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I just pictured that character from my life in the
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: guard booth.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Huh.
• 53:48
  Speaker 9: And but what if you don't know someone with the
• 53:50
  Speaker 9: same name, you will I.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Mean, unless it's a really rare name.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what if the name is Adeo Chu.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would picture you. My point is is that
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: your brain, my brain, and people's brains have a way
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: of storing it better. So next time you pull up
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: to that guard gate, you picture the person that you
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: remember in that guard booth. And I just went, oh, Mark, Hey, Mark,
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: and he looked at me like, wow, you remember my name.
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: That technique, by the way, is called the memory palace. Okay,
• 54:15
  Speaker 8: So when you place things in a space and give
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: them a very specific, pointed memory that allows you to
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: remember them. It's called the memory palace.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, well guys, if you I'm telling you, try the
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: memory palace. You don't forget. If you like, you don't forget.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: And I'm horrible with names, and it just made me
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: think of this again. Heither when when Molly the character
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: is doing this thing, she's holding everyone's faces and saying
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: their names sometimes, because how many times you meet someone
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: and shake their hand and you walk away and go, wait, fuck,
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: what was his name? Because you know you're nervous to
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: meet someone or whatever, and you're not focusing on on
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: on on digestible.
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: It's funny how people have different reactions to Molly trying
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: to remember their names, Like the you know, Acbar is
• 54:51
  Speaker 9: sort of like oh, and then the other you know
• 54:53
  Speaker 9: one guy's like, let go of my face, get off.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, even as beautiful as you are, I
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: don't know that i'd want a stranger coming up to
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: me and grabbing my face. Well, not during COVID well
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: not during COVID times especially.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Dude, we could totally see our old cars in the
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: parking lot. Are you checking this at all? Have you
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: been looking at this.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Which car is it? You have the Z at this point,
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: they have my three fifty Z that you made fun of,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: the silver one.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: You have the silver one right before the Porsche.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Listen, the three fifty Z came out. I told you
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: this and I thought it was the sexiest car in
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: the world. And I was so happy to get a
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: fancy car. And Donald made fun of me. He's like,
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: that's the car you got.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, you got a freaking sitcom check now, yeah,
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: I think maybe now's the time.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Did I tell you that? Now it's season four, I'm
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: all in my head if I've told all these stories ready,
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: But did I tell you the story about what one
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: of the guys who I beat out for the part
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: I ran into him and it was like awkward, and
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: he kind of looked at me. He's like, oh, congrats, men,
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: what car did you get?
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Did you say I got the Z?
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I didn't know that it was uncool to say
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: I'd want a three fifty Z.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: And when you said that, was he like, oh, well, congratstud.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: I don't think I get I don't think I had
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: bought a cool car yet. It had like just happened
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: and I was like my brain his brain was like,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: I get this part. I'm getting a car.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, man, I mean everybody. That's everybody right. When
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: you audition for a role, that's the thing. It's the
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: hardest thing to be in a moment for these auditions.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Like you get the audition and you're like, I'm so
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: excited to audition for this. You look at the sides,
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, your head, your mind
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: wanders off into all the things that you're gonna do
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: after you get the part. You know what I mean,
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: After I get this part, I'm gonna go on vacation.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna what I'm gonna do with this money. I'm
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: gonna get me, I'm gonna get shit. My girl gonna
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: get a I'm gonna get her roll. And you think
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: about all of the things you're gonna do with this
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: money and all of the fame that's gonna come with
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: this part before you even get it, and then you
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: go on the audition.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Helps you get it?
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: It never helps because you go on the audition and
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: when you walk out, you're like, well, I guess I
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: gotta wait for the next audition to get at that.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Uh No, you know what I mean, Like.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: It's the worst man, Like I always do that. The
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: one the auditions that I do great on are the
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: ones where I'm like, I don't give a fuck, man,
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go in there. I'm gonna do it,
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: whatever the fuck it is I do, and I'm gonna
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: leave and I'm not gonna talk. I'm not gonna try,
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: and I'm not gonna try and wow anybody with the
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: freaking what I've been doing in my off time. Fuck
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: that shit. I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna fucking
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: do the audition, and I'm gonna leave. Yeah, And those
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: are the ones where.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Heather, do you still audition for things occasionally?
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: Well, that's what I was wanting, you know.
• 57:31
  Speaker 9: I feel like, you know, when we were auditioning for things, like,
• 57:34
  Speaker 9: I don't feel like people don't audition in person anymore,
• 57:36
  Speaker 9: And now I feel like everyone has to send a
• 57:37
  Speaker 9: tape if you ever do, like you you guys ever
• 57:40
  Speaker 9: audition in person anymore?
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Well no, well not during COVID.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: But before COVID occasionally, Heather, when yeah, like it was
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: like a super fancy director.
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: By the way, by the way, the director wouldn't necessarily
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: be there. It was like some mega A list director,
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: but they're interested. They want you to go in, and
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: if it was someone dying to work with, I would
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: do it. But yeah, you're right. I actually, I actually
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: think it's better, though, Heather, because you have more it's
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: a self tape. Well, don't get me wrong. It's great
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: to go in the room and meet the director and
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: shoot the ship and see if you have a connection.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: But I do think a self tape you can at
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: least shape and practice and only send the best one.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: But I think most some people might be surprised that,
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: you know, no matter even when you've had success in
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: this business, you still have to go out in campaign
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: to get parts.
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: Auditioning is terrifying, it really is.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: It's the hardest thing on the planet when it comes.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: That's the hardest thing in acting. Forget the part, forget
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: doing the role, forget all of the other stuff, forget
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: everything that comes after you get the part or before
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: you get the part. The audition is that's the toughest
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: thing to do.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: It's the actually gets.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: One shot to nail it. You get one shot and
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: if you're lucky, the director says, I like that let's
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: try it again this way. And usually when that happens,
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: that doesn't necessarily mean you got the that just means
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: your preparation wasn't what the director saw, you know what
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: I mean. And so it's like it's the it's the
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: hardest thing ever, and so to get roles and I'm
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: always I'm always so appreciative that an audition was all
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: it was what it took for me to you know,
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: you liked what I did in the room, You're gonna
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: love what I do when I when when the cameras
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: rolling the it.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: Does feel like there's no other way to really do it.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: But but but it does feel like not a great
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: test for how well you're gonna be on set because
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: you're coming in with all this adrenaline, you're coming in
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: with nerves, You're doing it in front of however many
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: random people, and so it's not it's a bit like
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: an obstacle course, you know what I mean, Like you
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: have to like do it now under pressure. Go. But god,
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: there is such a high though, when when you know
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: you killed it and they know you killed it, and
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: there's like, yeah, it is amazing.
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: It's crazy in the waiting room too, though, when you
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: see other the other people that are auditioning, you know,
• 59:55
  Speaker 9: and if you know them, or yeah.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: It's great, you play mind games too. I remember back
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: in the day, like all these people would be like
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: I really was aware of the psychology of the waiting room.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: How people would try and distract you. How people would
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: you know, start conversation with you, like they knew you
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: were going next, so they would like try and keep
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: take your mind off of learning the or you know,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: working on the lines. And no. I just remember this
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: one kid where I was up for this part and
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: he came out of the room and he was swiping
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: away his tears and he's like, break a leg, guys,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: and we all looked at each other like flipping through
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: the sides, like where's the fucking crying scene? And this dude,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: I got to know him, and he could just cry
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: on cue, and so he would just put it into
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: any audition to show off that he could like cry
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: even if the scene called for it, because he thought
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: it was like going to blow their minds. And I
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: remember I asked him on I go, so you're just
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: crying in like every audition He's like, yeah, I tried
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: to just to like, show him what I can do.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: And I was like, wow, okay, well why do you
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: do that? He goes, I just think of anyone doing
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: anything bad to animals.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: Oh, I was like.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: Okay, waiting in the waiting room when you hear.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 9: Someone else killing is also sucks. Right when you're waiting
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 9: and you can hear that person who's in there is
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 9: like just killing and everyone loves them.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: That's also horrible.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: But don't you also remember those times when you're in
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: there and you hear someone go and they're like and
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: they suck, and you're like, yeah, so better than that. Yeah,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: we should go to break. We gotta go to break. Yeah,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: and I gotta peek. And then we're gonna come back
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: with a caller and it's gonna be so excited.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: We'll be right.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 12: Back, and we're back with the the The The Heather Graham,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 12: she gets three these Heather.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: We take a caller on the show. Because the fans
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: seem to think it's super fun. We invite someone that
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Joelle has pre screened to make sure they're not a
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: psycho crazy person, and then we they we they ask
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: one or two questions and then they ask us to
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: fix their life in some way, so we we we
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: And you're very good at this because you're spiritual and
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: you know a lot about psychology, so you're probably gonna
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: be very helpful in fixing their life. So let's invite
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: them in. Daniel, no problem, you're like Brittany Rogers. Brittany Rogers,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: guest is going to need some.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Ban Give it up for Brittany Rogers.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Bred. Hi, guys, nice to meet you. Can you fix
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: your camera so we can see your beautiful faces?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, there you go. Hi.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Who's your friend with your Brittany Rogers?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 10: Okay, well, technically i'm the guest. My name is Alex
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: and this is Brittany.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Hi, Alex Rogers and Alex.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: There you go. You got your Oprah voice introduction. That's
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: the Heather Graham you got, Daniel and Joel.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 10: Oh my gosh.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I'm excited too. I get it. That's
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: how I feel whenever I see Heather. So, God, is,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: where are you calling from?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah? Outside of Atlanta?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, at l in the house.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: I think at ls where the Little Bow Wow concert was.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Were you guys at the Little Bow Wow concert?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 10: I didn't even know he still did shows. Can I
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 10: say that I'm here?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can talk about it, so we want you
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: to be We want you to speak freely.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, this is crazy. Okay, Zach, I have
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 10: to tell you I had the hugest crush on you.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Why does it have to be past tense.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: Because you are ugly?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 9: Now?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Because why does that? I mean, I know I'm old
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: as fuck. It doesn't have to go right. Can't you
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: have an old crush?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 10: It's not past present. I can't say that because I
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 10: have an even bigger crush on your girlfriend.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, me too.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 10: It was so beautiful.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Yes she is. I'm very lucky, very you are.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 10: I'm I'm super jealous.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: I get it. I get a girl. Listen, do you
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: guys have a question? You can ask anything you want
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: for any of us. It could be just anything that
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: comes to your mind, preferably a little bit about scrubs.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: But it doesn't have to be.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 10: Okay, Well, I do want to do a shout out
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 10: for all the pharmacy techs because we don't get shout
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 10: outs very often.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: Shout out to all the pharmacies. Did you get your vaccine?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: I did, actually order.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 10: I got the piser one which covers the other two strains.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: So I'm good MADERNA doesn't. Maderna doesn't cover the other
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: two strains.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Is that?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Is this what we're learning so far?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 10: That's what is there? There isn't research yet saying that
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 10: it has but Pfizer does they have done the research.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question. What can a pharmacy tech
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: do not do?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: What? What what are they allowed to do? And what
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: does the pharmacist have to do?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 10: Okay? Well, so I do. I work in the er.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 10: I do patient interviews and like I asked them what
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 10: medications they're taking, so that like they don't take something
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 10: that counteracts with something that we give them, and then
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 10: the pharmacist reviews those I see. We do a lot
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 10: of like hands on and then all of our work
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 10: is checked by the pharmacists.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Got it? But are you allowed to pour out the
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: pills and make sure the right amounts in or is it?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah? So I work in a hospital, like I said, so,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 10: a lot of the stuff I do are like IV
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 10: bags and which is my favorite thing to dot it
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 10: make like EPI bags and kepra stuff like that.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: That's that's great. I have another question, can I ask
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: you another question about the it's not the side effects
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: I'm worried about when it comes to the Pfizer vaccine.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: What are the allergic reactions when it? Like they say,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: if you're allergic to certain things in medicine, you shouldn't
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: take the Phizer? Is this correct? Like if you're I
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: don't tell you.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 10: With all vaccines, I did. I studied vaccines in school.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 10: It's part of you know, the pharmacy program, and all
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 10: vaccines the main component is eggs, So if you're allergic
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 10: to eggs, you can't get any vaccines. Okay, But as
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 10: far as the Pfizer one, the allergic reactions are usually
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 10: like not as well known because it's so new. They
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 10: tested it on people with different allergies, and you know,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 10: I was told from the research that we've done as
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 10: a hospital that the reactions are minimal as far as
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 10: allergic reactions.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Did you get every Did you get a reaction to it?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 10: So I don't like getting the flu vaccine, but I
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 10: do it because it's part of my job and it
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 10: hurts going in. But the Pfizer vaccine, I barely felt
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 10: it at all. I got some really major like fatigue.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: In my arm though, like okay, And.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 10: It lasted like five or six hours. I like literally,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 10: I was like, ugh, my arm could barely lift it.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: But other than that, to not get COVID though, that's
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: a pretty good price to pay.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, And it all lasted a couple hours and
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 10: that was it.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: I played golf recently with some seniors, some retired seniors,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: a couple of days ago, and they were talking about,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: you know how they were trying to set up their
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: appointments to go get it. And I was and I
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: was like, are you guys worried about any type of
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: side effects? And one dude straight up said to me,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: I'm more worried about COVID than I am these damn
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: side effects. Man, Let's be honest, like, you know. And
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: when he said that, it was really clear for me. Yeah. Absolutely,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: the last thing I want to get right now is
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: COVID nineteen.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: Amen. All right, guys, in the interesting time, let's segue
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: to your question. Go ahead. It could be about anything, okay.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 10: So the question that I had was, there's a moment
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 10: in season five where JD like has this realization that
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 10: he's turning thirty and he's like living on that piece
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 10: of land that he.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Bought the half acre.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and he feels like he has like nothing to
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 10: show for all these years of you know, no how,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 10: no girlfriend and every people. I feel like when I
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 10: watched the show, I was like, you're a doctor, Like
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 10: what an accomplishment? But that's not said in the show.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 10: So I guess my question is like, have you ever
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 10: felt like this, and like, how does it compare to
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 10: now that you're older and past the age of thirty.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: That's a great question. That's a great question. In fact,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: just the other day I was thinking about something like
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: this and thinking when I got to be forty five,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: I thought to myself, Wow, I really have accomplished a
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: lot of my goals. But am I sort of sitting
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: back now and not being as hungry and proactive at
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: trying to experience new things for no reason. I think
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: I got to be forty five and was like, Okay,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: I accomplished a lot. There's still a lot I want
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: to do, but I'm going to lean back in my
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: chair a little bit. And then I called myself out
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: on that, like, I don't I don't want to be
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: like that. I want to be someone who's who's you know,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: I don't really believe in an afterlife personally, so it's
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: for me, it's like this is it? What else? What else?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: What else are you going to try? What else are
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: you gonna do?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: I was talking about telling my girlfriend we were watching
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Top Chef obsessively, and I was thinking, God, you know,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: I've participated. This is an example. I participated in financing
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: restaurants and and and that's been fun. I think one
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: life goal would be, like, really be involved in creating
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: a restaurant and like the decor and the menu and
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: really really really being involved, not just an investor. This
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: is just a random example that came to my mind,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: but things that I that I really want to accomplish
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: because I feel like this is this is it. You
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: have to seize the day and make shit happen.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: Tom Right, Yeah, I feel I you know, I feel
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: like that. Of course, I I think I think we'd
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: all be crazy to not feel like that. I think
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: it's only natural. And I've accomplished a lot of my
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: goals already, but I can micro manage that and turn
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: that and turn those accomplishments into but I didn't accomplish this,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: I can get even more. I shouldn't say micro manage
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: that I could get more specific about my goals and
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: say I didn't I didn't accomplish this. And that's what
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: I find myself doing a lot. I don't dwell on
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: Nobody dwells on their success. Nobody thinks about how successful
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: they are, especially if you want to become more successful.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: You know, there are some people that are like, you know,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: what I did, what I said I was going to do.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: I'm good. That's not me. I don't think that's anybody
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: on this call right now, you know. And so I've
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: accomplished a lot, but there's so much more that I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: want to do, especially when I get specific about it.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 9: What about you, Heather, Yeah, I feel like I still
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 9: have a lot I want to do. I mean, I
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 9: think it's really exciting now that people care more about
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 9: women's stories, like I do. Feel like I kind of
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 9: came up in a time where it was probably male dominated.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 9: So it's exciting now that people are like, oh, what
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 9: are the voices of.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: Women and what do women think?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 9: And me too, and that extending into like female writers
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 9: and directors and stories with female protagonists, Like I think
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 9: that's really exciting.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Heather, are you going to direct.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I'm working should because.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: I remember you to a short, right, Yeah.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 9: No, I actually did direct a movie. It's called Half Magic.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 9: And I have a second movie that I now have
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 9: a financier for And oh my god, Donald, what are
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 9: you doing? Oh that's your wife?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: Anyway.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 9: Yes, I'm going to direct another movie called Chosen Family
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 9: that my friend Andre Rellis is going to produce and
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 9: we're just actually casting it right now.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: I think we're going to shoot it in Montana.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: That's great, beautiful. I remember you directing a short and yeah.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 9: I did a short too, Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 9: mean it's so fun, like what you know, look what
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 9: you did as well, like just directing stuff.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: It's so fun to feel like you want to tell
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: a story for me.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 9: I feel like there should be more empowering stories for
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 9: women out there, and stories from our point of view, of.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Course, and there's such a demand now and I noticed
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: a real movement in the business to hire more women
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: and to tell more female driven stories. All right, gals,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: that's answer to question one. What about question two?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 10: Okay, so my second question is.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Why doesn't Brittany Rogers or talk? She's shy?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just sound too southern.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: Wife to hear his wife talks talk like, hey, y'all, y'all,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: I'm from wincob.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: I'm from Texas. Where we're talking slow.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: A suburb of Waco. We went on. We had last
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: trip to Wake.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 10: Actually, it's so southern down here that I have a
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 10: friend that told me she's from Alabama. She said, yeah.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 10: One time in school, they took us to Daga for
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 10: a field trip and they took the school bus all
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 10: on the track.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean they put the school bus
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: on the track.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: And where did where did they take the school bus?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: The trip to Talladega Talent, Todaega, Todaga.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 10: They went and they went on the track.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: I remember Casey was once talking about one of her
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: relatives house and how inexpensive it was, and she was like, y'all,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: and it was a nice house. It had a swing
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: set in the semen.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: You know, you know they southern, like I say July.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: You know it's a southern person when they say July.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: But I just love that. One of the one of
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: the selling points for Casey about the house being nice
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: was that the swing set was in the semen. It
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: wasn't one of those It wasn't one of those bullshit
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: not attached, It wasn't all over.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: I think Southern accents are super cute, right.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: So cute.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go, girls, that's from Heather Grove.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 10: Sound dumba shit?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: No bright, Go ahead, go ahead with your question.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 10: Okay, So my next question is what moments in television
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 10: or theater or movies, uh, where you felt like you
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 10: could relate to those moments and where you said, yes,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 10: that's exactly how that feels. What were those moments for you?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: Well, at the end of Blah Lah Land obviously in
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: our show, where you just meaning like in film, well
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: in general.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 10: I asked that question because I mean, it's not just
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 10: the finale, it's you know that episode where you guys
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 10: lose three patients. It just expresses the the real version
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 10: of death. It doesn't sugarcoat it. And that was a
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 10: moment for me. So I was just curious if you
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 10: guys had moments like that that you were a part
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 10: of or that you just witnessed as a regular movie viewer.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 9: No.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: I know we have Heather Graham on the show, but
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: my first time seeing Swingers, I had just moved out
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: to Los Angeles and I really felt like that was
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: how it felt to be in Los Angeles in the
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: industry and struggling as an actor. And so when I
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: saw that movie and the ending after he gets the number,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: after he gets Heather's number and they're you know, talking
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: at the car and they get to the he gets
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: to the house and she's already called him and everything
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: like that, I just thought, this is the next day
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: she's called him. I just thought I was like, this
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: is perfect. This is exactly what it feels like to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: be in this moment right now. Like felt like when
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Fabreau's buddy says to him, we made it. We're here,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. We're not in New York anymore.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: That's the success story right there. That felt real to me.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: You know, It's funny. I totally forgot that Heather is
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: the dreaming girl at the end of Swingers. Heather. We
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: love that movie. We talked about them all the time.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 6: That's cool.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Well, you know they made that movie for like
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 9: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, and that we shot
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 9: on a lot of locations they didn't like. They didn't
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 9: have them shut for the shoot because we didn't have
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 9: enough money. So it was open and there were all
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 9: these people in the bar, just regular people, and we
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 9: just they had a camera.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: It was very gorilla.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so great, amazing. Yeah, and Donald's right,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: if you want to, if you're curious to know, at
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: least at a certain time, I mean, what it was
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: like to come out and be a struggling actor in La.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: I think it's probably it's probably all. It probably all
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: still holds up. It's just that it was nineties.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: Right, Like nobody has the what was the ship that
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: we used to put on our cars to stop people
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: from stealing it?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Oh? The club? The club?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: We all got load Jack.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Now all right, let's move on to fix your Life.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: Are you ready?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm ready.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: It's time to fix your lie. Now listen. Not only
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: do we have Heathergram here because she's a great actress,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: but she's also very smart and very into therapy and
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: new age stuff. She's going to really lead the charge
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: here with your question. So you're getting a real pro
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 10: I guess my fix my life would be. I was
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 10: supposed to come on the podcast originally for the Turk
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 10: and Carla wedding episode.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 10: Well, my fiance of five years messed up. There was
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 10: there was a little bit of you know, double dipping yaho.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you found out that he was unfaithful.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 10: To you, Yes, the day before Christmas. Eve.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: Oh oh that sucks.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: So after you killed him, you need us to fit,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: We need you, need us to help you bury the body?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 9: Is that?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: No? No, wait, wait finish what happened? What happened? You
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: were gonna come on the show and you had to
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: cancel because this is some serious drama.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 10: So yeah, so I had to, you know, go through
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 10: all of that of canceling the wedding and I'm in
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 10: the process of still moving out and yeah, so it's
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 10: is he frozen like that?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I mean, we're trying to be funny, but
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry for you. That's fucking horrible. I'm so
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: sorry that that happened to you.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 10: It sucks. I guess that's where my my first question
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 10: came from, is just like, you know, where do I
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 10: go from here? Like a.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 9: Rejection is God's protection? M Maybe he's dodged a bullet.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, if he's gonna cheat on you while you're
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: fucking engaged before the wedding, you think that's not gonna
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: happen over and over and over again. Fuck that guy.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 6: No, better to find out now before you've married him.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: You know, she said, that's what she said.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 10: I said, you're not Heather Graham.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 9: It's funny because in the episode, actually it's the second
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 9: episode of season four. You know, everyone's giving Sarah's character advice,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 9: but she won't listen to anyone, but she listens to me.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 10: Harley gets mad about it.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Now you deserve to be happy.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Listen, when someone shows you who they are, believe them.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: And if you think that guy was not going to
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: do that over and over again, if he's doing that
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: before the wedding, like leading up to the wedding, yeah,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: I mean that is the ultimate example of bullet dodged. Joelle,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: come on, you're another strong female voice.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah no, get first of all, screw that guy for life, Like,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: what is wrong with you? So I don't ever understand,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: like if you don't want to do this, like you
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: could just be honest about it and we can. I
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: don't like people wasting my time, as I'm sure you feel.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: So I'm glad you're like out of that space and
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: glad you're such a good friend as Brittany. Brittany, we
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: were because we were going to try to coordinate, you know,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: Alex like getting married like on the same day. We
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: talked about having like Randall coming and officiating and so like,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: and she planned a lot of this for her fiance.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: And so it's like it's clear to me, Alex that
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: you have like so much love to give and that
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: you like truly care. So I would say, like, take
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: the time to heal from this, because you've got to
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: more in the relationship like that. It's a big loss.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: But once you're over that, once you've put that in
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: its place and gone on with it, I like you
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: have like it's almost a gift. You've been given like
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: a whole new opportunity to evaluate like what's really important
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: to you, so that the next time you're ready to
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: like give your heart to someone, you're gonna be like,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: I know exactly what I'm looking for and what I'm not,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: and you're gonna be just already for that experience.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: Five years is a really really long time to be
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: with somebody.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: How did you find out by the way.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 10: I found him at her apartment?
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: You walked in on them, did you know.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 10: I pulled up on them. I saw him walking out
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 10: of her apartment. It was kind of like a movie.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: Did you already know? Did you already have a clue
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: that this was going on? Or was this something that
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: caught you totally off guard?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 10: There were signs. I just didn't want to see them,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 10: like I found her. It was the snapchat, and I
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 10: know how Donald feels about snapchat. It was the snapchat
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 10: that I He was on her snapchat, but there was
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 10: no conversation that I could read, and so yeah, it
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 10: was deleted. So when I pulled, I pulled. I went
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 10: left work early, came home. His car wasn't there. It
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 10: was actually my car. My car wasn't there at three
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 10: o'clock in the morning because I worked night shift. So
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 10: I just kind of drove to the last place that
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 10: he had pinged on his phone and my car was
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 10: out there, and I saw him walking out of her apartment.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Did you confront him right there?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Did he deny it or did you
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: admit it?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 10: I mean, he didn't deny.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: I was helping her with the laundry in the morning.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 10: Actually he was doing he was doing what Donald loves,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 10: which is God's lettuce. Yeah, so that's what he originally
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 10: told me that that was the intention. But yeah, no,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 10: he had her hair on his shoulder.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry to hear this.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: You deserve you deserve much better.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 10: Well, thank you.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: That means so, how old are you?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 10: I'm twenty six.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're so young A lot of time.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what was you doing getting married? Anyway? You twenty
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: one when you got bro?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: You need to get out there.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 10: No, I wasn't twenty one when got engaged. I was
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 10: twenty one when we started dating.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: I know. But you've been with that guy and faithful
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: and committed for five years yep, and he went and
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: did you dirty? So now you're going to go live
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: your best life.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you how you do it? Only fans, no,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: only way to do it.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 6: I'm too, it's the.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: Only way to do it.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: No, it's a sight of heather where women go and
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: shake their booties.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: Why they do it? Then? Bust a challenge a lot?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 9: You know what you should get clear, get clear, get
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 9: clear on what you want and go after what you want.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 9: And who cares about someone who he's not what you want?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 6: So yeah, after what you want?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. I agree with Heather. I mean, I
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: think that you're going to find someone who's going to
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: love you and be faithful to you. And I'm not
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: fucking cheat on you. That's horrible.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 6: Plus, I think you've changed a lot. In the late twenties.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 9: You go through a lot, and by the time you're
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 9: in your like twenty eight, twenty nine, you may be
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 9: attracted to a totally different guy than you liked when
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 9: you were twenty.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 10: You know, I don't think I'll be attracted to cheaters.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, no, you want someone to listen. And I
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: got to tell you, you know that you I'm so upset.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: You seem like such a nice person and you deserve
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: so much better, and you're gonna have so much fun
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: once this fucking pandemic is over. You're gonna think about
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: all the fun you're gonna have dating.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 6: In the meantime, there's people dating now. I want you
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 6: to know.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, really, have you been on dates, Heather?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: No? But I have.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 10: I have.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 9: I have some friends that have gone on some well
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 9: I'm in you know, a walking coffee date.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 6: You know, I know people that are dating.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 10: I dipped my toe in the dating pool and I'm
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 10: already exhausted.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: Oh really, just.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: From dipping.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: I've never had a toe dipped in me, but I'd
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: like to try.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 10: It inappropriately, I would let flow dip a toe in.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, on that.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 9: Way, Wait back, maybe you're going after the wrong gender
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 9: because it sounds like you're.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: Pretty exciting about Yeah, maybe you want to try to
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: dabble with the ladies.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I have dabbled before.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, well it might be time to read dabble. We
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: lost Joelle, she'd be weighing in on this conversation heavily.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: No, I think.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 9: I just realized, like, maybe you need to go for
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 9: the ladies instead.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 10: Right, Yeah, I'm definitely gonna have to read.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: Maybe the universe gave you this opportunity because you didn't
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: realize that you weren't done having fun with gals, and
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: now you can go gal crazy for a while.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 9: Wait, wait, I have something great to say. Okay, have
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 9: you read this book. It's called Untamed by Glennon Doyle.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 9: This book is amazing. It's about this woman. She was
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 9: married and she's an inspirational writer, and then she realized
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 9: she was in love with a woman and she left
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 9: her husband, and like she fell in love with this
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 9: woman and she was so happy and it's all about her,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 9: like leaving her.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: Marriage and going through all this. You might find it inspiring.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, untamed? Yeah, by Heather Graham.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 6: No, it was. It's like a best seller. It's like
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 6: a New York Times Bestseller's.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: Right, Listen, I'm Heather has to get out of here,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: and we have to get out of here. And but
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: the good news is, ladies, because you're so charming and
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: because you're so cool, and because you had a shitty
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: thing happened to you, we're gonna do only we can
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: do it fake doctor's real friends, and that is to
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: gift you a giant palette of GT's Kombucha. You're excited. Yeah, okay,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: you're gonna hear I want one. I love you to
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: get you one too. We'll get you want you Heather,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: there you go. Let's yeah. GT's Kcha is sending you
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: a giant palette of kimbucha that you will love. Joelle's
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: gonna drop it off herself.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: Brandy requests what flavor she wants because there's a lot
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 6: of flavors.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, why don't you put out Ginger is my favorite?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you like, Heather, but I.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, Ginger Ginger's your.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: Favorite, Heather ginger Ad.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, trilogy ginger Ad trilogy too, and trilogy trilogy is good. Also.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: There you go. We'll make sure you get all these flavors.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: And Brittany and Alex, thank you so much. And we're
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: so sorry that happened to you. We'll hope you'll check
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: in with us. Will you email Joel when you finally
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: are are seeing someone you like, we'll have you back
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: on and you can we can talk with that with
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: you and your new love. Okay, we're gonna rub it
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: in your ex's face because we're gonna have you on
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: with your new partner. Good, all right, guys, thank you
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: so much for coming on.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 10: Thank you.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: All right, well, Heather, thank you so much for coming on.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 9: Fun you guys, it was so fun hanging out with
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 9: you virtually.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 6: It's so nice.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: I hope you come back because you've done a bunch
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: of these and I know people are gonna want They're
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: gonna I know what's gonna happen. This is gonna air,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: and they're gonna flood our. We're gonna flood our social
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: media with more Heathers, so please.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: More HG more HG.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: And it's so fun and thank you and thank you
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: all you listeners for tuning in. And Donald, I'm glad
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: we're friends again.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: You know, I never doubted. I never doubted us being friends.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: I knew that. Right after you hung up, I was like,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: he's gonna need to He's gonna need a minute.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: By the way, I gotta thank you because I put
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: all that time and adrenaline into cleaning my office so beautiful.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: I have a spotless, clean office.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 9: Way, Donald, your closet looks really good too, like you've
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 9: got a very organized closet.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 6: I'm impressed.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: This is my wife's side.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: By the way, we should send together a onesie. Heather,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: would you wear a onesie? Show here the onesie? Donald?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: Would you wear this?
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 6: I want the kombucha, man, I mean, but also would
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: you like?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 12: Why not?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: I feel like if you see who's going to ones
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: real close? No, I can't see it, take it down?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: Who is it?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 6: Scrubs?
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's me, it's Eether. I feel like if you
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: took an Instagram picture in our onesie, we'd sell a bunch.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 6: If you don't mind, Okay, send me a onesie. Sure
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 6: I will.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: We had some Oh you know what's going to be.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: You know what's in the store. It should be up
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: as we speak. So many people in hospitals told us
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: that we should make fake Doctor's Real Friends badge pulls,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: which I didn't even know was a thing, but it's
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: the thing. If you work in the hospital, you constantly
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: are having to swipe your your ID and so it
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: has a retractable thing for your badge. So for all
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: of those people, you glorious people who ask for it,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: they are officially up in the store Fake Doctors, Real
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: Friends badge pulls. If you work in a hospital, represent
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: the show, represent the posse, the community, and they're up
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: there on the on the merch site. Joelle, what do
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: we tell them? How do we get to the merch side.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: We'll put the link up in the in.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 5: The notes Cotton Bureau, but I will also put a link.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: You can also just go to Cottonbureau dot com and
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: search for Fake Doctors, Real Friends. Donald, you want to
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: say to the people.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: Go get you one. Yeah, we love y'all, and we're
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: really happy that we were beginning season four. We've come
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: a long way but we still got a long way
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: to go. See you next time.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: We love you All We go.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 7: Stories Show. We made about a bunch of stories. Yeader
• 1:29:00
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• 1:29:04
  Speaker 7: free washbis and no mm hmmm