Latest / My First Dungeon / [RE-BROADCAST] Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast | Chapter 1 - A Birthday for Gertrude
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- 0:04[SPEAKER_01]: As long as you once, or as long as you can't stay as long as you're alright.
- 0:15[SPEAKER_01]: I stayed for nights, oh I'm mistaken, I've lived here all my life.
- 0:24[SPEAKER_01]: No, wouldn't be.
- 0:29[SPEAKER_01]: But everything to see, okay, what's next?
- 0:34[SPEAKER_01]: And you say the name of the bread, bread, bread, bread.
- 0:41[SPEAKER_22]: It honestly is not bad.
- 0:44[SPEAKER_14]: It's been worse.
- 0:45[SPEAKER_22]: It was for certain worse, but it's not bad.
- 0:53[SPEAKER_22]: But once upon a time, the world was cruel, and it was a witch who knew it well.
- 0:58[SPEAKER_22]: And so she sold her heart to build a house in the woods where the world could never find her.
- 1:04[SPEAKER_22]: At first, she would let no one into her fortress, but in the long march of days a strange thing happened.
- 1:12[SPEAKER_22]: In her own cold and spiteful way, the witch made a friend.
- 1:17[SPEAKER_22]: and then another, and then several more until her house was teeming with colorful faces and complicated lives.
- 1:25[SPEAKER_22]: The house would come to be known as jazabas, bed, and breakfast, and it would last for very long time.
- 1:37[SPEAKER_22]: Chapter 1, a birthday for Gertrude, featuring Abby Hepworth as Gertrude,
- 1:46[SPEAKER_02]: Shenukh to Sarah as Paykin.
- 1:48[SPEAKER_02]: Now, you're Davis as... Parish.
- 1:52[SPEAKER_09]: And Brian Flarity as... Excuse me, I am a human guest, and I'd like to check into the bed in breakfast.
- 2:00[SPEAKER_09]: I, as you can see, I have a mustache, and I have my hands on.
- 2:04[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, oh, yes at all.
- 2:06[SPEAKER_22]: No, what's the name?
- 2:09[SPEAKER_09]: It's a bag and a rose.
- 2:13[SPEAKER_09]: It should be on the, I follow my head.
- 2:16[SPEAKER_22]: All right, yes, here you are, Mr. Bag and Rones.
- 2:19[SPEAKER_22]: You're not related to Mr. Rag and Bones, are you?
- 2:23[SPEAKER_09]: Mr. Boo.
- 2:24[SPEAKER_09]: No, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
- 2:46[SPEAKER_22]: everyone shot the friggle hop up and last but certainly not least the owner and proprietor of the bed and breakfast.
- 3:01[SPEAKER_22]: On the front door of Yzeva's bed in breakfast, there is a sign which reads, no soliciting trespassing romance and snooping stitching or unnecessary small talk welcome.
- 3:10[SPEAKER_22]: Yzeva reserves her temper for those she catches violating these rules.
- 3:15[SPEAKER_22]: But underneath that sign is a second smaller sign, which reads, room for everyone.
- 3:22[SPEAKER_22]: It is always September 15th in the Bad and Breakfast, whether it's summer, spring, winter, or fall, because September 15th is your Zabas' favorite day of the year.
- 3:33[SPEAKER_22]: And on this particular September 15th,
- 3:39[SPEAKER_22]: It was a beautiful autumn morning outside the bed and breakfast.
- 3:43[SPEAKER_22]: Gertrude had the window cracked open to breathe in the crisp air the last before it would get too cold for open windows and was rereading her favorite book.
- 3:53[SPEAKER_22]: It was called Heart Sword, a schlokky fantasy adventure about a princess forced to disguise herself as a man in order to defeat an evil emperor.
- 4:03[SPEAKER_22]: If you ask Gertrude about the book, she dismiss it as trashy garbage, but the dog-yared pages and bent spine suggested otherwise.
- 4:14[SPEAKER_22]: Parish was perched in one of the massive armchairs lazily gazing through the astrology section of the newspaper.
- 4:20[SPEAKER_11]: Hey, Gertrude, what sign are you?
- 4:24[SPEAKER_11]: For the horoscopes.
- 4:25[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, um, I'm a Virgo, my birthday's the 15th.
- 4:29[SPEAKER_22]: Gertrude replied,
- 4:33[SPEAKER_22]: Virgo August 23rd, December 22nd.
- 4:37[SPEAKER_22]: It can be difficult and nerve-wracking to navigate unfamiliar environments.
- 4:41[SPEAKER_22]: Sometimes the world is big and scary and you just need a change.
- 4:45[SPEAKER_22]: Don't be afraid.
- 4:47[SPEAKER_22]: There will be people who care for you wherever you go and a family's love is never far from your heart.
- 4:53[SPEAKER_22]: I believe in you.
- 4:56[SPEAKER_22]: He stared down at the paper before spotting the date in the corner, September 15th, as always, of course.
- 5:06[SPEAKER_22]: But, Paris looked up and made sudden eye contact with Sal before pulling the porter into the hall and whispering.
- 5:12[SPEAKER_11]: Now, it's the 15th.
- 5:16[SPEAKER_22]: Sal shrugged.
- 5:18[SPEAKER_22]: And it's always the 15th, like what's the big deal?
- 5:22[SPEAKER_22]: It's cartridge birthday.
- 5:28[SPEAKER_22]: This is a frantic chapter of your savings bed and breakfast.
- 5:32[SPEAKER_22]: This means that to start, we'll be putting a big pile of chaos coins where everyone can reach them, and whenever anyone wants to try to tick a track, they consult their chaos coins.
- 5:41[SPEAKER_22]: Everyone starts with no chaos coins.
- 5:43[SPEAKER_22]: If you don't have any, and you try to tick a track, you succeed right away, and you take a chaos coin for your troubles.
- 5:49[SPEAKER_22]: If you do have coins, you flip all of them at once, and if all of the coins come up heads, you succeed.
- 5:55[SPEAKER_22]: Otherwise, you don't get to take a track and you must do a whipsy about your failure.
- 6:00[SPEAKER_22]: Either way, you take another chaos coin.
- 6:02[SPEAKER_22]: So every time you try something you're always getting chaos coins, regardless of success or failure.
- 6:08[SPEAKER_22]: At any time, anyone can cash in five Chaos Coins to take a track right away.
- 6:12[SPEAKER_22]: Anytime any one of us does a bingo, you can give away all of your Chaos Coins to someone else and make the whole mess there problem.
- 6:20[SPEAKER_22]: However, it should be noted that that person can't just tag back the person who gave them their coins, they're no tag backs in this game.
- 6:26[SPEAKER_22]: Before this chapter starts, everyone but Gertford is going to conspire together to decide where in the bed and breakfast the party is going to happen.
- 6:34[SPEAKER_22]: It could be in the dining room, the piano room, the basement, the little office, the deluxe bathroom, the garden or the kitchen.
- 6:41[SPEAKER_22]: Good to look, bad to look, bad to look, bad to look, so in a minute we're going to have Abby or Gertford take off her headphones and go to the other room while we can spy her against her.
- 6:50[SPEAKER_14]: Can we go in the other room, too?
- 6:51[SPEAKER_22]: I'm going to make you go in the other room, yeah.
- 6:55[SPEAKER_14]: reading lips might be part of this.
- 6:57[SPEAKER_07]: I can go feed the cats dinner.
- 6:59[SPEAKER_22]: Oh, actually, that's probably a good idea.
- 7:03[SPEAKER_22]: Everyone who's not Gertrude is going to get a scrap of paper and start the chapter, and they can write down what they think Gertrude would want as a birthday present.
- 7:11[SPEAKER_22]: Then they draw a three-part track on that card.
- 7:14[SPEAKER_22]: Whenever they want to make progress on acquiring Gertrude's gift, they must consult their chaos coins, once that track is complete, the present is complete, the present is ready.
- 7:23[SPEAKER_22]: Now so everyone has their individual goal of trying to get a great present for Gertrude.
- 7:27[SPEAKER_22]: Because this, we're trying to do a part of there are some additional whipsies, some party files that could come up.
- 7:32[SPEAKER_22]: So in addition to all of your normal bingo's and whipsies, you also have these additional whipsies.
- 7:37[SPEAKER_22]: You can panic about whether Gertrude already has the gift you've gotten.
- 7:41[SPEAKER_22]: Second guess yourself and come up with a way worse idea for a gift.
- 7:46[SPEAKER_22]: why to Gertrude about her present, get cake batter all over your party clothes, accidentally put something you really shouldn't have in the cake.
- 7:55[SPEAKER_22]: I'm sure that's going to be very fun.
- 7:58[SPEAKER_22]: In addition to everyone's individual goals trying to get a present, there is the kind of group goal.
- 8:03[SPEAKER_22]: For everyone but Gertrude of drawing to prepare the party there is a six part party track that we're trying to use to prepare the party once it's filled Gertrude's surprise birthday party is ready to go We can start the party when the table is set and the decorations are prepared No more chaos coins can be flipped or conflict solved.
- 8:20[SPEAKER_22]: So once the party is prepared and we're ready to go Whether or not you have your present ready to go the party is starting so some of us may not get our presence complete
- 8:29[SPEAKER_22]: Everyone who managed to acquire a gift for Gertrude flips over their cards, tells Gertrude what they got her.
- 8:34[SPEAKER_22]: If Gertrude genuinely likes the gift, both she and the Gertrude can each take another chaos coin and pin the gift to Gertrude's character she.
- 8:42[SPEAKER_22]: If she doesn't like it, but let's up to her if she's going to be civil about it.
- 8:47[SPEAKER_22]: And then Gertrude gets to decide when the chapter ends.
- 8:51[SPEAKER_22]: The bed of breakfast gets a slice of cake, and we hold on to any leftover chaos coins for our very fun housekeeping, because as we know here, chores are cool, at just able to spend the breakfast.
- 9:01[SPEAKER_22]: While we have our own plans to do trying to get the party and our presents ready, Gertrude also has her own ideas because Gertrude has always hated her birthday.
- 9:11[SPEAKER_22]: If she knew what everyone was planning, she would be so mad.
- 9:18[SPEAKER_22]: So when Gertrude wants someone to listen to her long enough to ask them a question, she gets to consult her chaos courts.
- 9:24[SPEAKER_22]: If she succeeds, they have to answer the question that she's asked.
- 9:27[SPEAKER_22]: She shouldn't mention her birthday at
- 9:31[SPEAKER_22]: Every time someone lies to her, Gertrum can tick her four-part birthday cake track.
- 9:36[SPEAKER_22]: When that track fills up, she gets to make a guess at where the party is being prepped.
- 9:40[SPEAKER_22]: If she guesses correctly, she uncovers this hideous plot.
- 9:44[SPEAKER_22]: We are all royal investor.
- 9:46[SPEAKER_22]: And she can choose whether or not to stop the festivities in cancel the party, or to pitch in and help her misguided friends finish the cake.
- 9:55[SPEAKER_22]: If the chapter ends without a party, the bed of breakfast gets a sad little paper crown, and we have to hold on to any leftover chaos coins we've collected for a housekeeping.
- 10:12[SPEAKER_10]: So Paris has, I guess, pulled everybody probably into the pantry, where work or
- 10:20[SPEAKER_11]: All right, so we're putting a party together for Gertrude, where, uh, what do we think it for Venue, everybody?
- 10:29[SPEAKER_18]: Well, certainly the piano room as the most grand of all the rooms in the B&B.
- 10:34[SPEAKER_02]: Wrong, the garden.
- 10:36[SPEAKER_02]: I think the kitchen's cool.
- 10:37[SPEAKER_02]: The pantry demons in there would be a hoop.
- 10:40[SPEAKER_02]: Wrong.
- 10:41[SPEAKER_22]: If you want the best acoustics, you gotta go in the Deluxe bathroom, okay?
- 10:45[SPEAKER_22]: The acoustics in there are beautiful.
- 10:48[SPEAKER_22]: Think about how good happy birthday will sound.
- 10:50[SPEAKER_18]: The bathroom?
- 10:51[SPEAKER_11]: I have a feeling she might suspect the Deluxe bathroom.
- 10:53[SPEAKER_11]: She was talking all about at this morning.
- 10:56[SPEAKER_20]: Question.
- 10:57[SPEAKER_20]: What is the plan for a party?
- 11:01[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I'm glad you asked.
- 11:02[SPEAKER_11]: We need streamers and birthday cake and presents.
- 11:06[SPEAKER_11]: And well, presents are the most important part.
- 11:08[SPEAKER_11]: Confetti and clowns.
- 11:11[SPEAKER_11]: What was that?
- 11:12[SPEAKER_11]: Clowns.
- 11:13[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, well, well, well, but maybe clowns.
- 11:17[SPEAKER_02]: Demon dogs.
- 11:19[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe maybe that too, huh?
- 11:20[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah, maybe fewer demon dogs than usual.
- 11:23[SPEAKER_11]: Beep, yeah.
- 11:25[SPEAKER_22]: So, the five?
- 11:30[SPEAKER_22]: Sound just looks over and there's like scratch marks all along his podium.
- 11:34[SPEAKER_20]: His podium's just like destroyed We need a part of party favors The kitchen right all this keeps very messy Yeah, and that's a good thing, right?
- 11:50[SPEAKER_20]: Well, maybe outside.
- 11:53[SPEAKER_13]: I'll take care of the kitchen.
- 11:54[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah
- 11:56[SPEAKER_13]: the garden.
- 11:57[SPEAKER_13]: It's September 15th.
- 11:58[SPEAKER_13]: My favorite date for a reason.
- 12:00[SPEAKER_13]: Not too hot.
- 12:01[SPEAKER_13]: Not too cold.
- 12:02[SPEAKER_13]: All you need is a light jacket.
- 12:03[SPEAKER_13]: It's the perfect weather in which to die and party.
- 12:06[SPEAKER_13]: I'll fresco.
- 12:09[SPEAKER_13]: Once again, I'm five steps ahead of everyone.
- 12:11[SPEAKER_13]: We should do the garden.
- 12:13[SPEAKER_11]: I'm good for the garden unless anyone wants to make an impassioned case for one of the alternatives.
- 12:21[SPEAKER_20]: The bathroom is also easy to clean.
- 12:25[SPEAKER_11]: Hey.
- 12:26[SPEAKER_21]: Hey.
- 12:27[SPEAKER_13]: Food and bathroom.
- 12:28[SPEAKER_13]: He's a mean girl.
- 12:29[SPEAKER_13]: She's going to be spending entire life times in the bathroom.
- 12:34[SPEAKER_22]: Ha ha.
- 12:35[SPEAKER_22]: All right.
- 12:35[SPEAKER_22]: That's actually pretty fair.
- 12:37[SPEAKER_18]: Good point.
- 12:38[SPEAKER_22]: All right.
- 12:38[SPEAKER_22]: I'll vote.
- 12:40[SPEAKER_02]: I'll vote with you, Sabah.
- 12:42[SPEAKER_20]: I always vote with you.
- 12:45[SPEAKER_02]: Can the pantry demons come outside to the garden?
- 12:47[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
- 12:49[SPEAKER_21]: They're always invited.
- 12:50[SPEAKER_11]: Well, okay.
- 12:52[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
- 12:53[SPEAKER_11]: Yep.
- 12:54[SPEAKER_03]: Nice.
- 12:55[SPEAKER_03]: And then Haked summons Benedict for those I don't know is a person that Haked duped into staying at the bed and breakfast and their his soul is poisoned and Haked's helping him.
- 13:09[SPEAKER_03]: transition doing a five set process to not have a soul poisoned anymore.
- 13:14[SPEAKER_22]: We've accidentally created a character and a track for them and they're currently on the third track.
- 13:21[SPEAKER_14]: So involved.
- 13:22[SPEAKER_14]: It's definitely you say it's gonna cook them.
- 13:25[SPEAKER_14]: It's like a metal whoopsie.
- 13:30[SPEAKER_22]: He was gonna be a bit because he kid wanted to make eggs Benedict.
- 13:34[SPEAKER_22]: So it was like, oh, I guess I need to cook a guy named Benedict.
- 13:37[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
- 13:40[SPEAKER_17]: The name of the thing.
- 13:41[SPEAKER_14]: He's a nightmare fuel, oopsie.
- 13:45[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, big death.
- 13:47[SPEAKER_03]: But he kid summons Benching because Get the pantry demons Benedict and then push his Managing to the pantry.
- 13:56[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, you, you just hear welcome back, wednesday, round two, well, wednesday, we'll have to take care of some of the finishing touches, I think, so we need decor, we need cake, everybody's got to get a present together, costumes, party favors.
- 14:21[SPEAKER_20]: We asked her what she was like for a present.
- 14:25[SPEAKER_22]: No, no, it has to be a surprise.
- 14:28[SPEAKER_22]: We've got to just like use what we know about her and just kind of like pull that into a physical space.
- 14:34[SPEAKER_22]: No, what do I mean?
- 14:36[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, sub to your fuse.
- 14:38[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 14:42[SPEAKER_08]: You hear a clatter down the hallway and then you that kind of catches your ear and almost as if a skeleton had its earhole pressed up against the door and then you hear the front bell ring.
- 14:59[SPEAKER_08]: and whoever would like to go down there will see a very thin-looking clown and I'd like to try and move the party preparations forward.
- 15:12[SPEAKER_08]: I'd like to try and take and take the first track and show up as Dragon Boas is the clown and Rato with a little rat that lives in my rib cage.
- 15:21[SPEAKER_08]: Also has like a
- 15:29[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, rat, rat, raggy, it's me, raggy, a favorite.
- 15:35[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, clown in a round.
- 15:38[SPEAKER_08]: and that he does a little tumble and it sounds like a zylophone.
- 15:43[SPEAKER_13]: Oh good.
- 15:44[SPEAKER_13]: The theme of the birthday party is welcome to hell.
- 15:49[SPEAKER_13]: I can do that.
- 15:49[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
- 16:05[SPEAKER_08]: I'm taking the party prep track.
- 16:07[SPEAKER_22]: Oh, yeah.
- 16:11[SPEAKER_08]: Cause ragging bones once once this party just succeeded and everyone's to get out of this recording because it's a perfect time for me to sneak it to you as a press.
- 16:18[SPEAKER_09]: My office didn't get that book.
- 16:21[SPEAKER_22]: Perfect, perfect.
- 16:24[SPEAKER_22]: I think Sal is gonna look over.
- 16:25[SPEAKER_22]: He's gonna walk over to Amalie and go, Hey, Amalie, I kind of need some help.
- 16:33[SPEAKER_22]: I am a really bad gift giver, and I feel like you have a pretty encyclopedic knowledge of like people at the bed and breakfast.
- 16:42[SPEAKER_22]: Do you have any idea like, what, what would, what would Gertrude like?
- 16:47[SPEAKER_20]: She likes reading.
- 16:50[SPEAKER_20]: Can you?
- 16:52[SPEAKER_20]: Not having a room for some reason.
- 16:55[SPEAKER_22]: She does seem very fine with living.
- 17:02[SPEAKER_20]: These are the things I have observed.
- 17:04[SPEAKER_22]: I think I can use the sad thing.
- 17:05[SPEAKER_22]: Okay.
- 17:07[SPEAKER_22]: Do you think, and I, you know, maybe this is just me.
- 17:11[SPEAKER_22]: Maybe I'm, maybe I'm pigeonholing myself.
- 17:13[SPEAKER_22]: Do you think Gertrude would like a song, but like a sad one?
- 17:22[SPEAKER_20]: Some covers a great deal of different things.
- 17:27[SPEAKER_20]: Can you make?
- 17:28[SPEAKER_20]: I'm very sad song.
- 17:30[SPEAKER_15]: Can I make a very sad song?
- 17:34[SPEAKER_20]: That is not a very grown-up.
- 17:37[SPEAKER_20]: I do not have this in my algorithm.
- 17:41[SPEAKER_22]: You see, Sal is standing in front of Analy, and is wearing what was once a like school uniforms, like a gray cardigan, it's been like tattered and deliberately torn, gray pleaded skirt, also like deliberately torn, look a little punk rock, and on the front, where at one point said, embroidered St.
- 17:59[SPEAKER_22]: Olga's preparatory school for beautiful souls, but beautiful has been like x-out, and there's like a word of the day pin on top of it, and this one says emo souls.
- 18:11[SPEAKER_22]: So Sal, kind of just like, flicks this pen, let's add a little thing.
- 18:14[SPEAKER_22]: I'm like, I am way, like you don't even know how far ahead I am if you.
- 18:21[SPEAKER_22]: And he, uh, tunes who's guitar into drop D and just start to pluck it on stuff.
- 18:26[SPEAKER_19]: But you're right here.
- 18:29[SPEAKER_22]: Oh, uh, metaphorically.
- 18:31[SPEAKER_22]: This is, again, this is like a songwriter thing, so I'm just going to kind of,
- 18:37[SPEAKER_20]: adding to the database.
- 18:38[SPEAKER_20]: Thank you.
- 18:39[SPEAKER_22]: Just start playing flowbots, handlebars.
- 18:47[SPEAKER_03]: I think Haked over here's Sal's conversation with Amalie.
- 18:51[SPEAKER_03]: And Haked is like, has started the puberty process.
- 18:55[SPEAKER_21]: So they hate Haked is now, because of our last thing is now, Hey, team.
- 18:58[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team,
- 19:09[SPEAKER_03]: but they they're like I guess an early like adolescence like like 13 like in human years would be what I would say it's a can do and there only thing that's kind of like maybe a telling feature of that is that they just have some like peach fuzz growing on their face and so they're like they're a little bit taller that's that's about it.
- 19:29[SPEAKER_03]: and they've gotten into, because they're deep and creative, they're getting into more artsy stuff.
- 19:35[SPEAKER_03]: So that being said, hey kid, watch up the sound, guys.
- 19:38[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Sam, you making a song for Gertrude?
- 19:43[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah, I've got kind of a tune going, but I don't, I'm trying to get some, I'm trying to really get deep.
- 19:48[SPEAKER_22]: And I've been doing so much norm core recently, but I can't really like unlock true depression and like angst right now.
- 19:56[SPEAKER_22]: Do you have anything?
- 19:57[SPEAKER_22]: Do you have any, like, any love?
- 19:59[SPEAKER_02]: Shoot a, shoot a pression, that's what I'm all about right now.
- 20:03[SPEAKER_02]: Ha ha ha.
- 20:05[SPEAKER_22]: That just looks at the, like, peach fuzz that you're clearly very proud of.
- 20:09[SPEAKER_22]: It's like, yeah, yeah, I, I get that.
- 20:12[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, Haked, like pulls out like a, like a poetry book and it's like, I've been writing some bars.
- 20:18[SPEAKER_02]: You wanna help me with a rap?
- 20:20[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Sal wants to say yes and Brian is worried.
- 20:25[SPEAKER_02]: I just need some sampling.
- 20:27[SPEAKER_02]: If you've got, do you have some beats?
- 20:28[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how to make beats right now.
- 20:32[SPEAKER_22]: So I'm just pulls out from behind his podium.
- 20:35[SPEAKER_22]: His like, a Porter's podium.
- 20:36[SPEAKER_22]: There's a whole crate of like old weird records.
- 20:40[SPEAKER_22]: It's been a lot of like weird polka music.
- 20:43[SPEAKER_22]: He's like, trust me.
- 20:44[SPEAKER_22]: If you want to get like that like madly type stuff, like MF Doom type beats, you've got to pull up some weird samples and he pulls up like, you know,
- 20:55[SPEAKER_22]: And it's like, yeah, don't bunch of try this.
- 20:57[SPEAKER_13]: Take it, take it, take it, like, let's get weird, big guy.
- 21:00[SPEAKER_13]: Is Eba Snaps or fingers into Bumblebee's lie over and put bees lives in her ears?
- 21:07[SPEAKER_13]: I don't think that's what she was doing.
- 21:13[SPEAKER_22]: I think because of this collaboration, I'm going to go ahead and tick one check on my present track and tick a case.
- 21:21[SPEAKER_03]: Same, same, same.
- 21:22[SPEAKER_03]: I'm doing the same thing for the listeners out there.
- 21:26[SPEAKER_22]: Are you going to do a separate song or you just want to come in on my present and we can tag to you, man.
- 21:31[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we'll see how this evolves.
- 21:33[SPEAKER_03]: That's fair.
- 21:34[UNKNOWN]: That's fair.
- 21:35[SPEAKER_22]: That's fair.
- 21:37[SPEAKER_10]: I just love that you set the trap for yourself of sound designing, Chechny and Polka.
- 21:42[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah, honestly, as I said it, I was like, why are you doing this?
- 21:45[SPEAKER_22]: No, no, I have to do this.
- 21:46[SPEAKER_10]: So on you.
- 21:48[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and yeah, hey kid is aside from the P3's is wearing a, like, macromor-esque for a coat.
- 21:54[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, no.
- 21:57[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 21:58[SPEAKER_03]: They've only listened to, like, Macalmore and, like, Mac Miller and then, like, one of those is okay.
- 22:06[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
- 22:07[SPEAKER_03]: And then, like, Drake, that's, that's about it.
- 22:09[SPEAKER_22]: Still only one of those is okay.
- 22:11[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah.
- 22:16[SPEAKER_10]: You see Parrish putting like a string with a piece of paper over the entrance to the kitchen that says like do not enter Pantry Demon Incident so that Gerture doesn't investigate The kitchen and he's gonna get going on the cake which is gonna be Or maybe I won't spoil what kind of cake it is, but gonna get going on the cake and I'll take another Preparation track as he starts like pulling out bowls and mixing stuff up in the kitchen
- 22:44[SPEAKER_10]: And Parrish is, of course, a small froggy man, full frog, a little bit of man.
- 22:49[SPEAKER_10]: And he is wearing a vintage tee under a nice light jacket, because he knows that... Never mind.
- 23:02[SPEAKER_10]: And...
- 23:05[SPEAKER_10]: Sorry I thought I was going to spoil something by the way I was talking.
- 23:09[SPEAKER_10]: He's wearing a vintage tee and a light jacket and he's got some like light wash blue jeans on and He's got his big apron on well he gets these bulls out and stir some stuff up And just perish have any idea of what he might do for a person
- 23:27[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, yeah, his present is also, will be happening in the kitchen, but there's just various bowls and substances around on the counter right now.
- 23:39[SPEAKER_18]: I think Monday's going to go and try to help Parish with the bit of the food stuff preparation.
- 23:49[SPEAKER_18]: Monday is, I mean, ostentatious is their middle name and that they are living up to it today in every day, especially Mondays.
- 23:58[SPEAKER_18]: And they're dressed in their blues and indigo's and purples and they have their little crescent moon necklace.
- 24:05[SPEAKER_18]: They're wearing what they do every day, just like little changes, little slightly different.
- 24:09[SPEAKER_18]: So you could never really tell when they're dressed up for something, so they're not worried about looking to obvious and what they're doing.
- 24:17[SPEAKER_18]: But they're going to go over to Paris and just try to help Paris.
- 24:22[SPEAKER_18]: Yes?
- 24:23[SPEAKER_18]: How often are their birthdays around here?
- 24:26[SPEAKER_11]: Well, it's not often that we get lucky enough to get somebody who's birthday is the day it always is.
- 24:32[SPEAKER_11]: So really, it's quite a rarity, actually.
- 24:36[SPEAKER_18]: Have you celebrated your birthday here?
- 24:39[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, nope!
- 24:42[SPEAKER_18]: Well, interesting.
- 24:44[SPEAKER_18]: Um, I'm looking for some sort of like congeland or something, something to stick something together for, um, the gift that I... What?
- 24:53[SPEAKER_11]: What do you have?
- 24:55[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, you don't want to spoil it?
- 24:57[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, well, I'm sort of figuring it out as I go, but at this point, I'm in the ideas stage and the sort of like, you know, bulletin board putting ideas up on, I don't really know what I'm doing.
- 25:13[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, well um, uh, you're welcome to go in with me on my gift if you if you if you want.
- 25:19[SPEAKER_18]: Oh Well, do you need a little fairy magic?
- 25:22[SPEAKER_18]: I could help.
- 25:23[SPEAKER_11]: A little fairy magic might be good You see that bowl over there.
- 25:26[SPEAKER_11]: I know it looks exactly like the frosting bowl next to it, but that one's clay So uh, we're gonna be using that to make the gift um, so if you want to Start messing around with that We can get going
- 25:39[SPEAKER_18]: Any flavor of messing around or should I just do whatever.
- 25:42[SPEAKER_11]: I think I put a little up You get it sparkles and you know a little visual judge put some of that on there.
- 25:49[SPEAKER_18]: I love to judge Okay Monday's gonna judge it up
- 25:58[SPEAKER_18]: Hell yeah, I don't know if that's necessarily a I want to use a chaos coin, but I don't know if this is a coin towards party prep since I'm helping with the gift.
- 26:07[SPEAKER_18]: Let's call it that.
- 26:08[SPEAKER_18]: Does that make sense?
- 26:09[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I could be towards this gift.
- 26:11[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, sure.
- 26:12[SPEAKER_10]: Tell me which one.
- 26:14[SPEAKER_18]: Oh yeah, I'll go in on your gift with you parish if that's cool.
- 26:16[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and are we not supposed to say the gift out loud?
- 26:20[SPEAKER_10]: Is that a thing we?
- 26:22[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no, you said yours.
- 26:23[SPEAKER_10]: We can't.
- 26:23[SPEAKER_10]: I said might yet you can choose.
- 26:25[SPEAKER_22]: I think let's have a mix and match.
- 26:26[SPEAKER_22]: So one of two people.
- 26:28[SPEAKER_10]: And I wasn't sure if like we weren't supposed to say it.
- 26:30[SPEAKER_10]: So I got tripped up.
- 26:31[SPEAKER_10]: Um, no, we're just trying to keep the location secret.
- 26:34[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, be copy.
- 26:37[SPEAKER_14]: Moving across camera very quickly, we see Omeli and here the sound of... Shope, shope, shope, shope, shope.
- 26:45[SPEAKER_14]: Emerging from her torso, nothing is seen.
- 26:48[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, my god.
- 26:50[SPEAKER_14]: Might my first present for Gertrude check.
- 26:54[SPEAKER_22]: Oh, I love that.
- 26:56[SPEAKER_22]: And taking a furnace room.
- 26:58[SPEAKER_18]: Shope, shope, shope.
- 27:00[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, be well, Gertrude.
- 27:03[SPEAKER_07]: She's been reading.
- 27:04[SPEAKER_07]: She's been working out with something of an appetite.
- 27:06[SPEAKER_07]: She is also, for reference, she is a teenager.
- 27:12[SPEAKER_07]: She is today wearing a sort of fisherman sweater that has been repaired numerous numerous times, always with different thread.
- 27:23[SPEAKER_07]: So it's like a whole hodgepodge of different types of knitting techniques, different colors, different shades, different like thread, thicknesses, all of the yarn, thicknesses,
- 27:33[SPEAKER_07]: and then her favorite maroon sweatpants and big cozy mismatch socks to just be extra comfy with this sort of chill in the air and she wears as well a mask over her face that is usually just a plain white to sort of
- 27:51[SPEAKER_07]: clear there's nothing going on to it but today because she was inspired by reading her book she's drawn like a tiny little sort of purple it's got a hint of sparkle like little twirl going along on one side but it's very she kind of didn't want anyone to notice but she was sort of feeling it but she's got a
- 28:21[SPEAKER_07]: knock on the door.
- 28:22[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, yes?
- 28:24[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, Paris?
- 28:25[SPEAKER_07]: Um, I was kind of open.
- 28:27[SPEAKER_07]: I'm coming.
- 28:29[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, yeah, I know it.
- 28:30[SPEAKER_07]: I saw a sign, but I kind of... I was going to cook it like a snack for... for going over to Houston reading.
- 28:36[SPEAKER_07]: Can you... Can you help me with a... Could you maybe give me a snack?
- 28:40[SPEAKER_07]: Or like, could I?
- 28:40[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna get one of snacks like, I don't wanna get in the way.
- 28:43[SPEAKER_11]: No, I will make you whatever you like.
- 28:45[SPEAKER_11]: What kind of snack you feeling?
- 28:48[SPEAKER_11]: Um, wow.
- 28:49[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, there's like a lot of options.
- 28:52[SPEAKER_11]: First thought best thought.
- 28:55[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, man.
- 28:56[SPEAKER_11]: Apple.
- 28:58[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
- 28:58[SPEAKER_11]: Doug, you would you like that cut up?
- 29:00[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe a little peanut butter?
- 29:01[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
- 29:03[SPEAKER_11]: Actually, that sounds like really, that sounds really good.
- 29:06[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
- 29:06[SPEAKER_11]: Look at these blood.
- 29:07[SPEAKER_11]: Here we go.
- 29:08[SPEAKER_11]: Oh.
- 29:09[SPEAKER_11]: Hey.
- 29:10[SPEAKER_11]: Hey, Monday.
- 29:11[SPEAKER_11]: You want to put a few little sparkles on this apple?
- 29:15[SPEAKER_18]: like raisins or actuals.
- 29:16[SPEAKER_11]: Oh no, like edible sparkle?
- 29:18[SPEAKER_18]: Oh wow, I can do that.
- 29:19[SPEAKER_18]: I'm not sure.
- 29:20[SPEAKER_11]: I love the idea that raisins will be good to use for sparkle.
- 29:26[SPEAKER_08]: That's why they're called the sparkles of the pie.
- 29:29[SPEAKER_10]: Of a pair of shansi, this is like very nicely diced.
- 29:38[SPEAKER_10]: Diced, sliced apple, and it's got a nice little shane, a little sparkly shane.
- 29:44[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, wow, okay.
- 29:45[SPEAKER_07]: This is one of nice pair of things.
- 29:47[SPEAKER_07]: Where, how did, how did, how did you get the sparkles on it?
- 29:52[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- 29:56[SPEAKER_11]: Well, you know, we've made that sparkly lemonade that one time and Monday really just inspired me to do a lot of Mondays helping me deal with the pantry demon incident.
- 30:06[SPEAKER_18]: Okay.
- 30:08[SPEAKER_18]: It's going great.
- 30:10[SPEAKER_18]: Don't come in.
- 30:12[SPEAKER_07]: This is that count as a lie.
- 30:14[SPEAKER_06]: Can I feel a part of Blake?
- 30:15[SPEAKER_07]: That's a part of Blake.
- 30:16[SPEAKER_07]: That's a part of Blake.
- 30:20[SPEAKER_07]: So I will fill out one part of my track.
- 30:24[SPEAKER_07]: I think I also get a chaos coin.
- 30:27[SPEAKER_07]: I had you answer a question and you had to answer it.
- 30:32[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I also think I did a bingo lift lift spirits with lift everyone's spirits with the perfect refreshments.
- 30:39[SPEAKER_10]: So I'm gonna give you my kale's coin with a give-gurt-trude, yeah.
- 30:43[SPEAKER_07]: All right, she got two.
- 30:46[SPEAKER_07]: All thanks, thanks Paris, oh, oh, scookle.
- 30:50[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, eat this in the living room, effectively.
- 30:53[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, what's that?
- 30:53[SPEAKER_11]: The incident's getting worse.
- 30:55[SPEAKER_11]: I'll be right there.
- 30:56[SPEAKER_10]: and Paris runs back in the kitchen.
- 30:58[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, and demons won't be having a day.
- 31:03[SPEAKER_07]: I wonder if they ran into the rabbits today.
- 31:07[SPEAKER_22]: I think it's about this time that you hear from the other room.
- 31:10[SPEAKER_22]: Sal is just like, strumming on a guitar.
- 31:11[SPEAKER_22]: And kind of like walking around and it's walking towards the kitchen.
- 31:14[SPEAKER_22]: Just, ah, there's one thing I have to ask.
- 31:19[SPEAKER_21]: Why do you open beneath that man?
- 31:22[SPEAKER_21]: Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
- 31:48[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah, actually I had I was like wondering if maybe I could ask you some stuff about tongs because Yeah, sure and so hell is just like putting he's got a bunch of notes that are like hidden like on top of the guitar There's ready to just like putting that stuff in the inside of the guitar Yeah, totally totally what I don't know how I decided that
- 32:09[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah, totally.
- 32:09[SPEAKER_22]: What, what, what, what?
- 32:11[SPEAKER_07]: Lands of my cast cards to see if I can get you to a pay attention to be long enough.
- 32:17[SPEAKER_07]: Is it that if they've land on heads, it's a success?
- 32:20[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah, you gotta have both in land on heads.
- 32:22[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
- 32:24[SPEAKER_07]: One heads?
- 32:25[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's one of them.
- 32:26[SPEAKER_07]: That's a pretty questionable flip out, right?
- 32:28[SPEAKER_07]: All right, all these two both.
- 32:30[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's one heads, one tails.
- 32:33[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
- 32:33[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 32:40[SPEAKER_21]: You know what, let me, let me put a pin in it, put a pin in this conversation and we'll talk music, add nozium.
- 32:47[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah, in, in, after, uh, I know I was in here.
- 32:51[SPEAKER_22]: Okay, I gotta go by.
- 32:52[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, okay.
- 32:54[SPEAKER_22]: And I run inside the kitchen.
- 32:55[SPEAKER_22]: It's a help out.
- 32:57[SPEAKER_07]: Where does it?
- 32:57[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you, it's very good with the pantry demons.
- 33:00[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, really?
- 33:01[SPEAKER_07]: What's he doing in there?
- 33:02[SPEAKER_11]: What's happening in here?
- 33:03[SPEAKER_11]: Alright, so we did you want, um, decor, I think.
- 33:10[SPEAKER_22]: I got it.
- 33:11[SPEAKER_22]: I'm so good and you really like style picks up a bunch of colors because what about what about this color scheme and you immediately realize that the style is colorblind?
- 33:23[SPEAKER_18]: Mondays going to use some fairy magic to change them into complementary colors.
- 33:29[SPEAKER_18]: They look perfect.
- 33:30[SPEAKER_11]: Perfect.
- 33:31[SPEAKER_22]: Oh, this is like even better.
- 33:33[SPEAKER_22]: Do you want to do like drapes?
- 33:35[SPEAKER_22]: Or do you want to like like fist cross.
- 33:38[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, whoa, um, go sit to out.
- 33:40[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, drapes or crisscross crisscross crisscross.
- 33:43[SPEAKER_18]: Man, there's no visual jokes for a list of crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross crisscross criss
- 34:07[SPEAKER_22]: I got this.
- 34:08[SPEAKER_22]: I did some decorating at my old school, and I got to tell you.
- 34:12[SPEAKER_22]: I thought it was great.
- 34:13[SPEAKER_22]: A lot of people didn't agree, but I thought it was real punk rock.
- 34:16[SPEAKER_22]: Okay, let's go.
- 34:17[SPEAKER_11]: That is the vote of confidence.
- 34:19[SPEAKER_22]: I want to hear and sell heads out to the party planning area.
- 34:23[SPEAKER_10]: So how many tricks?
- 34:28[SPEAKER_10]: How many ticks on the preparation track?
- 34:31[SPEAKER_22]: We currently have two, but I'm going to go ahead and flip my chaos going to try to take a third.
- 34:36[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, for sure.
- 34:37[SPEAKER_22]: And that's heads, that's the third.
- 34:39[SPEAKER_22]: So I will say we're halfway on party prep, but I also means we gotta keep gotta get going on those presents.
- 34:47[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 34:47[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, Omeleno's zooms across the other like playing of the camera.
- 34:51[SPEAKER_14]: And we hear now the sound of slicing, emerging from inside their torso.
- 34:59[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, and that, oh, I need to have to roll.
- 35:01[SPEAKER_14]: I have to flip, flip, flip, flip, flip.
- 35:03[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, flip.
- 35:04[SPEAKER_14]: Heds!
- 35:05[SPEAKER_15]: Woo!
- 35:05[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
- 35:25[SPEAKER_03]: Can you say, what's today in this recording like holds up the recorded to the rag and about as facing goes?
- 35:33[SPEAKER_00]: What's today?
- 35:34[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-uh, who's ragging mode?
- 35:36[SPEAKER_00]: I'm ragged.
- 35:37[SPEAKER_00]: I'm broken.
- 35:38[SPEAKER_00]: Ragpy.
- 35:38[SPEAKER_00]: That clown.
- 35:40[SPEAKER_00]: The birthday clown.
- 35:41[SPEAKER_02]: OK, birthday clown.
- 35:42[SPEAKER_09]: Who's birthday is it?
- 35:44[SPEAKER_00]: It's uh... And he like checks to make sure Guru, Guru, Guru does around It's Guru's birthday Happy birthday You're a special, good food girl In a special, good, true world Happy birthday, happy birthday I'm not a skeleton Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- 36:09[SPEAKER_21]: It's so much better.
- 36:13[SPEAKER_03]: And he could like, click the recording goes, that's gonna be a dope sample.
- 36:18[SPEAKER_03]: And then like runs off and goes up to Yaziba and it's like, Hey Yaziba!
- 36:22[SPEAKER_13]: Yaziba pulls the beeswax out of her ears and says what?
- 36:30[SPEAKER_13]: And for reference, Isaba is wearing a large track suit with like the rich colors and if you look closer, it's just the portrait of the flying of Marcia's bite you shouldn't.
- 36:47[SPEAKER_13]: and then she's wearing like big platform converse because they're comfortable because she has no toes because we just don't have toes.
- 36:56[SPEAKER_13]: This is established canon at some point.
- 36:59[SPEAKER_13]: It's raw dolls world, and I'm just living in it.
- 37:02[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, there we go.
- 37:05[SPEAKER_13]: Um, and her hair is piled on top of her head and like a loose messy bun.
- 37:10[SPEAKER_13]: And she has a bold, um, berry lip bond.
- 37:19[SPEAKER_13]: Whatever you're about to tell me it better not be musical.
- 37:26[SPEAKER_03]: And then he could remember that they were recording his A.B.
- 37:31[SPEAKER_03]: when he came downstairs and was like, what the Freigle is going on?
- 37:34[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, okay, that'll work.
- 37:37[SPEAKER_03]: And then runs, runs away, and then goes up to like, everyone else and is like, Monday, can he, what day is it?
- 37:45[SPEAKER_18]: Today?
- 37:46[SPEAKER_18]: and Monday also looks around.
- 37:47[SPEAKER_18]: Today is Gertrude's birthday, September 15th as it is every day.
- 37:52[SPEAKER_18]: Why don't we celebrate her birthday more often?
- 37:54[SPEAKER_18]: I guess it doesn't matter.
- 37:55[SPEAKER_18]: See, we're celebrating it today.
- 37:57[SPEAKER_18]: Even sicker.
- 37:58[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, cuts the recording goes up to Paris.
- 38:00[SPEAKER_03]: Paris, what's, what's, what's day is it?
- 38:02[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, well, uh, really, though it's a complicated question.
- 38:06[SPEAKER_11]: It's Gertrude's birthday!
- 38:08[SPEAKER_11]: I'm just kidding.
- 38:09[SPEAKER_11]: I'm just kidding around.
- 38:10[SPEAKER_11]: It's Gertrude's birthday.
- 38:12[SPEAKER_02]: What a joke,ster.
- 38:14[SPEAKER_03]: You want to omelette?
- 38:15[SPEAKER_02]: Omelette, what's today?
- 38:16[SPEAKER_20]: Today is September 15th.
- 38:19[SPEAKER_20]: The same day, it is every day.
- 38:22[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's where you're a robot.
- 38:26[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
- 38:28[SPEAKER_03]: Runs up to sound, goes.
- 38:29[SPEAKER_02]: So, what's today?
- 38:32[SPEAKER_21]: Today is September 15th.
- 38:35[SPEAKER_21]: Gertrude's birthday.
- 38:36[SPEAKER_21]: Happy birthday, Gertrude.
- 38:38[SPEAKER_03]: And then finally runs up to Gertrude and goes.
- 38:41[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, your turn.
- 38:43[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, hey, hey, can... What's today?
- 38:46[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, um... The same day it always is.
- 38:50[SPEAKER_02]: September 15th.
- 38:52[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, oh, why?
- 38:53[SPEAKER_02]: Why are you ever require?
- 38:54[SPEAKER_02]: I'm making... I'm making dope beats.
- 38:59[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, uh... What?
- 39:04[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I'm gonna be a rock.
- 39:07[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a rapper.
- 39:10[SPEAKER_08]: That's a lie.
- 39:11[SPEAKER_08]: That's a lie.
- 39:13[SPEAKER_08]: That's a lie.
- 39:14[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 39:16[SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna fill up another track on the cake track.
- 39:21[SPEAKER_03]: Just don't know why I did this to myself.
- 39:25[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna also flip a coin to see if I take off a track for my present.
- 39:29[SPEAKER_10]: Oh yeah, go for it.
- 39:30[SPEAKER_10]: Creating towards disaster with every.
- 39:35[SPEAKER_03]: That's a heads.
- 39:37[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 39:37[SPEAKER_07]: Take a track and take another coin.
- 39:41[SPEAKER_07]: you almost wish it wasn't, maybe.
- 39:43[SPEAKER_17]: A little bit, a little bit.
- 39:47[SPEAKER_07]: Um, he, he could.
- 39:50[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 39:51[SPEAKER_07]: Why, why, why you suddenly want to be?
- 39:53[SPEAKER_07]: Why are you suddenly doing rap, rap?
- 39:56[SPEAKER_03]: And then he could, uh, get's very serious and goes, well, I got into a war with
- 40:08[SPEAKER_02]: The world, family, and you know everything kind of sucks.
- 40:12[SPEAKER_02]: So I wrote words about it.
- 40:14[SPEAKER_02]: And now I want to sing them in a formatted musical way.
- 40:19[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so screwed.
- 40:21[SPEAKER_02]: It was a pancake war, by the way.
- 40:22[SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't like a real war.
- 40:23[SPEAKER_02]: It was a pancake war.
- 40:25[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
- 40:25[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 40:25[SPEAKER_02]: But they're literally taking my bat with magic.
- 40:28[SPEAKER_07]: I saw those.
- 40:29[SPEAKER_07]: There was like a lot of pancakes yesterday.
- 40:32[SPEAKER_07]: Um, they were kind of everywhere.
- 40:35[SPEAKER_07]: They stuck around for a while.
- 40:37[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, must have, must have been tougher.
- 40:39[SPEAKER_16]: I'm gonna leave the clean, all of that.
- 40:40[SPEAKER_16]: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 40:40[SPEAKER_16]: Get dark!
- 40:41[SPEAKER_16]: And then run away.
- 40:41[SPEAKER_22]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- 40:54[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna do it and I just get to tick one because of the blatant life I'm a rapper.
- 41:00[SPEAKER_22]: You get to you get to tick the first one for free, which I believe you've already got.
- 41:03[SPEAKER_07]: It's three chaos coins, so this isn't going to work, but.
- 41:07[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
- 41:09[SPEAKER_03]: Michelle got five heads to row yesterday.
- 41:11[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah, that was a wild tale.
- 41:14[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, the gods were with me ahead, and the heads, but one tail, so that's the no.
- 41:22[SPEAKER_07]: So I get another, another cast going.
- 41:25[SPEAKER_22]: I guess so, okay, so the wording of this is, if you want someone to stick around long enough to ask them a question, you can tell your cast corns, but it says, every time someone lies to her church, you can take a track.
- 41:33[SPEAKER_22]: So I guess, you didn't really have to ask a question, you just were given a lot.
- 41:38[SPEAKER_14]: serving up lies, no one's, no one's trying to use the mechanic to him.
- 41:45[SPEAKER_22]: We're really just leaning to, I would say, yeah, go ahead and take that second track.
- 41:49[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
- 41:50[SPEAKER_22]: Let's light a fire under our own ass.
- 41:52[SPEAKER_07]: No, yeah.
- 41:54[SPEAKER_07]: The picture just kind of weirded out by that interaction.
- 41:57[SPEAKER_07]: So she's going to, she's going to start walking.
- 42:02[SPEAKER_07]: board the little office to see if there's a quiet space where she can sort of sit down and hang out and continue eating her snack and reading her book.
- 42:17[SPEAKER_08]: Around the corner, you see Gertrude go down the hallway towards the little office and you see a rag and bone still dressed like a clown around the other corner, like avoiding her like crests of the wall, mission impossible style and he's uh, he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's
- 42:33[SPEAKER_08]: knows that they had mentioned party favors.
- 42:37[SPEAKER_08]: So he's going to go into, he's going to start in the piano room and he's got little little party bags and he's going to take the keys off the piano and put them in.
- 42:49[SPEAKER_08]: put them in the party bags to that's favors and then he's going to next go to the kitchen and start putting and then take a fork and put a fork in every bag.
- 43:04[SPEAKER_10]: I think you fully jump scare Parrish when you come into the kitchen.
- 43:10[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, uh, it's the clown.
- 43:13[SPEAKER_11]: Monday, it's the clown.
- 43:14[SPEAKER_11]: Could you talk to the clown?
- 43:15[SPEAKER_11]: I need to work on something over here.
- 43:17[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, absolutely breaking bones.
- 43:19[SPEAKER_18]: You caught my memo.
- 43:20[SPEAKER_18]: I didn't even send it out.
- 43:21[SPEAKER_18]: This is amazing.
- 43:23[SPEAKER_09]: I'm Ragsy.
- 43:25[SPEAKER_09]: I'm Ragsy, but the human clown, not a skeleton.
- 43:29[SPEAKER_09]: And I being a human love forks.
- 43:34[SPEAKER_09]: So, and assume everyone else does.
- 43:36[SPEAKER_09]: So, I thought, you know, part of the clown business is we call it the biz clown town.
- 43:49[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I'm making a gift back.
- 43:52[SPEAKER_09]: Do you, you got, you look like a glitter bomb.
- 43:55[SPEAKER_09]: Can you put a little, you wanna put a little glitter in here?
- 43:59[SPEAKER_18]: I would love to.
- 44:00[SPEAKER_18]: What else have you got in there?
- 44:02[SPEAKER_18]: Are these games?
- 44:04[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
- 44:05[SPEAKER_09]: They don't really produce a piano key.
- 44:07[SPEAKER_09]: The most festive party favorite.
- 44:10[SPEAKER_18]: Right.
- 44:12[SPEAKER_18]: What if would you mind a little zaz on the piano keys?
- 44:15[SPEAKER_18]: It's just a way.
- 44:17[SPEAKER_09]: I'm just a human clown trying to make it.
- 44:21[SPEAKER_22]: So I'll just walk fast because, oh, hey, ragged bones.
- 44:25[SPEAKER_09]: Who's that?
- 44:26[SPEAKER_09]: Who's that?
- 44:27[SPEAKER_09]: Really?
- 44:28[SPEAKER_09]: No.
- 44:29[SPEAKER_09]: It's Dragon Boats guy.
- 44:30[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
- 44:33[SPEAKER_08]: So Dragon Boats would like to try to tick off the track with Monday and Paris just help to try and tick off another party preparation track.
- 44:44[SPEAKER_22]: How many coins you got to flip?
- 44:48[SPEAKER_08]: I only have one coin right now.
- 44:49[SPEAKER_22]: Go and flip it.
- 44:52[SPEAKER_08]: it's a yes.
- 44:53[SPEAKER_22]: Hey.
- 44:54[SPEAKER_08]: I got the heads.
- 44:58[SPEAKER_22]: So we're four out of six.
- 45:00[SPEAKER_22]: You succeeded.
- 45:01[SPEAKER_22]: Take another chaos coin.
- 45:01[SPEAKER_22]: So you've got two now.
- 45:04[SPEAKER_18]: And I would like to jiss up your gift by using a little fairy magic to put the notes back in the keys so that when you hold them, they make the piano sound.
- 45:13[SPEAKER_18]: No!
- 45:14[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, that's lovely!
- 45:15[SPEAKER_15]: You're so pretty!
- 45:17[SPEAKER_18]: And maybe I'll use my, I have a chaos coin, but maybe I'll work towards your gift, which is sort of my emerald right now.
- 45:24[SPEAKER_18]: So you're going to go help everybody with their gift.
- 45:29[SPEAKER_08]: Is that, is that four ticks on the party preparation?
- 45:36[SPEAKER_08]: these are my uh the bags are just for part the party preparations because ragging both is not give me can I give it to you because he's the bad guy wait wait it's not your gift no this is just like for the party it's all the room is in a distraction well one day misunderstands and all I did flip a heads so what maybe that can go towards party preparation instead yeah sure
- 46:05[SPEAKER_08]: And I actually, that's actually a whipsy for me.
- 46:08[SPEAKER_08]: I would being helpful for real, but by accident, like they do need.
- 46:12[SPEAKER_08]: So what happens when I do a whipsy?
- 46:15[SPEAKER_22]: For this chapter, there's no like definite mechanical thing when you choose to do a whipsy, it's just if you fail you have to do a whipsy about Oh, you have to do a whipsy.
- 46:22[SPEAKER_22]: Okay, just me out here whipsying naturally So with with Monday's assistance, we are at five out of six on this birthday track, but as far as I know, no presence yet And we hear
- 46:42[SPEAKER_14]: And I'm going to flip my two points and cross my fingers.
- 46:47[SPEAKER_14]: No, I have a tail.
- 46:50[SPEAKER_22]: So taking another chaos coin, and then you get to do what's the event.
- 46:53[SPEAKER_14]: It'll fall out to your god.
- 46:54[SPEAKER_14]: This is fine.
- 46:57[SPEAKER_14]: This is fine.
- 46:58[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, and I have to do so.
- 47:02[SPEAKER_14]: the kind of we watch Emily kind of get to the place where the piano now has no keys and hey whoopsie like cannot like cannot temporarily like shut down.
- 47:18[SPEAKER_14]: Here the worrying comes to a stop just total panic attack from where did the keys go?
- 47:24[SPEAKER_14]: Oh no!
- 47:33[SPEAKER_19]: I'm underpair for this.
- 47:35[SPEAKER_07]: Kurtzude has finished her snack and she hears the crazy worrying coming from down the hall and so she's gonna walk down the hall to the piano room and sees Emily's there sort of shorts again.
- 47:48[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, um, hey, oh, oh, why is the piano look so, so wrong, so wrong.
- 47:59[SPEAKER_14]: I think you've got to flip your chaos coins to see if I come back up online.
- 48:04[SPEAKER_06]: It's four of them, so this is stuck!
- 48:07[SPEAKER_22]: It's going to happen.
- 48:09[SPEAKER_22]: But that means if you fail, you're still going to fall.
- 48:11[SPEAKER_06]: It's one head.
- 48:12[SPEAKER_22]: Uh-oh.
- 48:15[SPEAKER_07]: It's one tail.
- 48:16[SPEAKER_07]: One more head.
- 48:23[SPEAKER_22]: You guys can't see the insanity that she's doing, but she's just like loving boys on the ground.
- 48:28[SPEAKER_22]: Showing them all the money, yeah.
- 48:29[SPEAKER_06]: On the floor, it was two tails.
- 48:34[SPEAKER_22]: Okay, so you don't succeed.
- 48:37[SPEAKER_22]: You take another coin so you're now up to five, which you can cash at any time to take a track.
- 48:41[SPEAKER_07]: Ooh.
- 48:42[SPEAKER_22]: And you have, because you do not succeed, you have to do a whoopsie about it.
- 48:45[SPEAKER_07]: Um, Gertrude sees that the piano is wrong.
- 48:51[SPEAKER_07]: She's that omelette has, this is full freak out like shut down mode.
- 48:56[SPEAKER_07]: And Gertrude just, this is way too much for her to handle.
- 48:59[SPEAKER_07]: So she's couldn't do a whipsy and keep a secret that she should not keep.
- 49:04[SPEAKER_07]: And she's just going to sort of slowly do like the, the, the, um, Homer Simpson like melted the bush.
- 49:11[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
- 49:12[SPEAKER_07]: We're just sort of disappear back out the door and be like, I wasn't here.
- 49:23[SPEAKER_07]: But then she's also gonna cash in all five of her cast coins to check off another piece.
- 49:29[SPEAKER_07]: So she's three out of four on the cake tray.
- 49:34[SPEAKER_22]: Just a little fun thing, Amalee, as Dirtred kind of like fades into the background.
- 49:40[SPEAKER_22]: I think that might be a time like you maybe like give something away as you come back online.
- 49:44[SPEAKER_22]: Like what happens as Amalee kind of like undershortsurkets?
- 49:48[SPEAKER_14]: As they come back online, Dirtred was the last thing that she hears as she Homer melts away is.
- 49:54[SPEAKER_14]: Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred, Dirtred
- 50:03[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, what was that?
- 50:17[SPEAKER_04]: the day you were made is the day if you're whoa, hello, hello Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob
- 50:38[SPEAKER_07]: So, so, hey, so, uh, what are you, this is a new song you're singing, right?
- 50:47[SPEAKER_07]: What, where are you singing?
- 50:49[SPEAKER_07]: Where you said, what was, what, you said something about today, being a day.
- 50:53[SPEAKER_22]: That's important.
- 50:55[SPEAKER_22]: I'm going to do a bingo and laugh about it.
- 50:59[SPEAKER_22]: So, so I was just going to go.
- 51:02[SPEAKER_21]: You got me, I'm gonna make some goofy, some goofy move, no music, I'm trying out some stuff.
- 51:08[SPEAKER_22]: And I'm gonna give all three of my Chaos Corns in a true defensive move to Gertude.
- 51:17[UNKNOWN]: Thanks.
- 51:18[SPEAKER_22]: You're welcome, Eddie.
- 51:19[SPEAKER_06]: Sal.
- 51:21[SPEAKER_22]: It's just going to kind of be like, oh, yeah, I'm trying to do some I'm doing some cover tracks.
- 51:26[SPEAKER_22]: I'm trying to put together a demo to send out to some like agents or something.
- 51:30[SPEAKER_22]: You know what I mean?
- 51:34[SPEAKER_22]: I'm I'm I'm think I'm gonna include the song we made way back well pillow for it pillow for you gotta make it get got I make it really floppy It's definitely gonna be on there, but it's also gonna be right next to some like kind of synth new wave stuff So it might be a bit of a juxtaposition for you know, you should actually you know, it should talk to is it seems like hey kid is in our student music now
- 52:00[SPEAKER_07]: like maybe he could help you like do something.
- 52:03[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
- 52:04[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe it's like a dumb idea.
- 52:05[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
- 52:06[SPEAKER_22]: No, Gertrude, that's actually, you know what?
- 52:07[SPEAKER_22]: That's a, I was actually just going to go find hate kid and see kind of how they were doing in their own musical journey.
- 52:12[SPEAKER_22]: So uh,
- 52:14[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah, I'm going to go find Hey kid, you keep also you know the kitchens off limits right now, right?
- 52:20[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, the still don't have the pantry demons or a control.
- 52:24[SPEAKER_21]: Yeah, actually like the whole kind of ground floor is a little like if he right now, so like maybe stay up in the second floor for a little bit.
- 52:33[SPEAKER_07]: I mean you do, but uh, okay, I've always been so weird today.
- 52:39[SPEAKER_22]: If you want to, if you want to give it a shot and try to flip through three chaos coins that I've given you, you know, I do I'm going to just throw them all on the floor again.
- 52:49[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.
- 52:51[SPEAKER_06]: Hands.
- 52:52[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-oh.
- 52:54[SPEAKER_06]: Tails.
- 52:55[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
- 52:56[SPEAKER_06]: Oh.
- 52:59[SPEAKER_06]: And another hits.
- 53:00[SPEAKER_05]: I keep all the getting one, Tails.
- 53:02[SPEAKER_05]: One fool who says no.
- 53:06[SPEAKER_22]: But you do, because you flip, you get to take a fourth cast coin.
- 53:09[SPEAKER_22]: Oof, dangerous.
- 53:13[SPEAKER_22]: So just as a quick recap, Dirture is at four cast coins.
- 53:16[SPEAKER_22]: If she gets to five cast coins, she can immediately take the last of the tracks on the cake track.
- 53:20[SPEAKER_07]: But it just means I get to guess.
- 53:22[SPEAKER_22]: It just means it gets to guess.
- 53:23[SPEAKER_22]: We are at five out of six on birthday tracks, and so far, no presence have been completed.
- 53:29[SPEAKER_22]: We're ride by the skin if I don't want to complete it.
- 53:32[SPEAKER_18]: The presents is our presents.
- 53:34[SPEAKER_10]: In the kitchen, we're Monday and a parish are desperately trying to finish their presents as they're using with your permission, Carolyn.
- 53:42[SPEAKER_10]: Regan bones is face as a mold for some cray.
- 53:45[SPEAKER_08]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- 53:59[SPEAKER_18]: It's a little frightening.
- 54:02[SPEAKER_11]: It's not necessarily what I thought.
- 54:05[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
- 54:06[SPEAKER_11]: But you know, that's another step towards the gift.
- 54:10[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I'm on the inside looking house, but I bet it looks pretty good.
- 54:17[SPEAKER_11]: It's preferable to me to seeing the clown make-up on your bony face.
- 54:22[SPEAKER_11]: That was upsetting for me.
- 54:24[SPEAKER_09]: I've just been on OZEMPIC.
- 54:26[SPEAKER_09]: It's... That's fine.
- 54:27[SPEAKER_09]: That's not like... 230.
- 54:28[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
- 54:30[SPEAKER_09]: That's too much, I think.
- 54:38[SPEAKER_18]: It might be a bit much, yeah.
- 54:40[SPEAKER_11]: Now I just need you to hold still while this sets.
- 54:43[SPEAKER_11]: And then, um, then we'll peel it off in a minute or two.
- 54:47[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
- 54:49[SPEAKER_11]: I'll stay here.
- 54:50[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
- 54:51[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
- 54:52[SPEAKER_08]: Well, you can move your arms and... It's like... He starts... He starts like wind milling his arms and legs.
- 55:01[SPEAKER_08]: Wait, like around.
- 55:03[SPEAKER_18]: Do you have any clown tricks, any clown dance moves?
- 55:08[SPEAKER_18]: What did they teach you at the academy?
- 55:09[SPEAKER_18]: The Insta-Ti.
- 55:11[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
- 55:11[SPEAKER_09]: This one called, I've done extensive study of comedia dilate.
- 55:20[SPEAKER_09]: No, I wear the birthday clowns get up, but I really do a very mean, or like, you know, but I play all the parts or all the parts.
- 55:28[SPEAKER_09]: You're gonna love it.
- 55:30[SPEAKER_09]: Soon in the foggy happened.
- 55:32[SPEAKER_09]: Beautiful.
- 55:39[SPEAKER_03]: I think Haked walks into the kitchen, sees like the mold of rag and bones is facing goes.
- 55:46[SPEAKER_02]: Sweet, rag and bones, mold cookie things.
- 55:50[SPEAKER_03]: And then walks into the pantry, demon goes into the pantry.
- 55:54[SPEAKER_03]: And like there's like a sign outside the pantry that says pantry and like Haked opens a door from like the outside, takes off the pantry, sign and puts on, puts on like a handmade sign that says the lab and closes it.
- 56:10[SPEAKER_03]: And Haked goes up to the pantry demons and Benedict and it's like... Haked?
- 56:16[SPEAKER_02]: Uh... The pantry demons are like... Hey, what's up, man?
- 56:21[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, it's a... I'm... I'm doing.
- 56:24[SPEAKER_02]: Do you guys want a feature on my rap?
- 56:27[SPEAKER_21]: Oh, man, I... Oh, I've got some dope hooks for you.
- 56:31[SPEAKER_21]: Okay, let's get this thing out.
- 56:32[SPEAKER_21]: We cook it up in the lab today.
- 56:34[SPEAKER_21]: We cook it in the lab.
- 56:35[SPEAKER_22]: We cook it in the lab.
- 56:38[SPEAKER_22]: You see Benedict in the corner and it's just like all of a sudden throws up his hood.
- 56:43[SPEAKER_22]: It is like coming over like Slim Shady style, like I think I might, I think I might have some bars as well.
- 56:50[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Gary, it folds up like Benedict's like still saving contracts, like Depthree is dropping some dope verses on a rap and then checks it off for Benedict.
- 56:59[SPEAKER_22]: I really can't emphasize how screwed I am right now.
- 57:03[SPEAKER_07]: I need to be honest, exclusive.
- 57:06[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what's going to happen.
- 57:09[SPEAKER_07]: Check out those dope rap.
- 57:11[SPEAKER_03]: Hey kids, it's going to use one of their new bingo's from becoming a team and it's from being a creative team and it's put on the finishing touches.
- 57:21[SPEAKER_03]: And so I'm going to give my two chaos coins to
- 57:30[SPEAKER_03]: Because, well, I'm not gonna give it to Gertrude because then they'll have five.
- 57:35[SPEAKER_03]: But I think they're finishing up the verses in this rap and I'll use that just because I have no more chaos cones.
- 57:41[SPEAKER_03]: Check that off on my birthday gift so it's complete.
- 57:44[SPEAKER_03]: And I think they are also just destroying the place getting excited about the music and you say it becomes in to maybe get snack.
- 57:51[SPEAKER_03]: And then the demons and try to dig them, make it run out and then it's just a hot mess in the pantry.
- 57:58[SPEAKER_03]: That's for you, Zayba.
- 57:59[SPEAKER_02]: It goes... Sorry Zayba, can you take care of the magic?
- 58:02[SPEAKER_02]: Love you, bye!
- 58:03[SPEAKER_02]: I love you.
- 58:07[SPEAKER_13]: Of course.
- 58:08[SPEAKER_13]: Hey kid, has ruined my Pistachio break.
- 58:13[SPEAKER_03]: And hey kid, hey kid, come out and uh... Wait, my Pistachio is in grabs the back of Pistachio, some of them all in their mouth, and goes... These are the list of Zayba, we need more!
- 58:21[SPEAKER_03]: I swear to Finius before them.
- 58:29[SPEAKER_13]: He's able this whole time has been showing what looks like the spine of a book, like binding pages together into a book, and she would like to, I guess, flip her newly minted pay off.
- 58:48[SPEAKER_13]: See what happens even though she hasn't made any progress towards her gift, which is really good.
- 58:56[SPEAKER_22]: I'm not feeling you're just going to do it.
- 58:59[SPEAKER_22]: That's one heads.
- 59:04[SPEAKER_13]: And we've got another heads.
- 59:05[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
- 59:06[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
- 59:08[SPEAKER_15]: It's okay.
- 59:09[SPEAKER_22]: It's okay.
- 59:09[SPEAKER_22]: It's okay.
- 59:10[SPEAKER_22]: So you can take one off and then you grab another chaos coin.
- 59:16[SPEAKER_22]: And I, you say, if I will remind you, you can, if you do a bingo, you can give your cast coins to someone else, but you can't tag back.
- 59:22[SPEAKER_22]: Let's see.
- 59:29[SPEAKER_22]: I think the South's gonna come up to, I think Haked as you run out with a mouthful of stashios, you run directly into South, who's like sitting down, like sitting all in the ground, Chris Cross-Happel-South with a guitar, and is looking like a little bit solemn, like a little bit gloomy, I noticed that because... Hey, Haked, did you have any extra like song ideas?
- 59:52[SPEAKER_22]: I haven't really nailed it yet, and it's, it's parties like almost ready, and I don't think I might have a song in time.
- 1:00:00[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, I got a ton of ideas.
- 1:00:03[SPEAKER_02]: We, we, we, we starting from what's what's the, what's the jump enough point?
- 1:00:08[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, I don't know.
- 1:00:10[SPEAKER_22]: I've tried, uh, you know, mask and ask, you know, I've tried Gertrude, you're so rude, but she's not rude.
- 1:00:19[SPEAKER_22]: She's like really nice.
- 1:00:21[SPEAKER_22]: And then I tried, like, sad, mad stuff, you know?
- 1:00:25[SPEAKER_22]: I don't know, maybe I've gotta like, do some free form, like Bob Dylan kind of things, like who gives a crap about round schemes?
- 1:00:33[SPEAKER_22]: I don't know.
- 1:00:33[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah.
- 1:00:35[SPEAKER_13]: You hear the evil call from the kitchen?
- 1:00:37[SPEAKER_13]: No, you don't.
- 1:00:37[SPEAKER_13]: You don't hear the rest.
- 1:00:39[SPEAKER_13]: I owe Bob Dylan.
- 1:00:40[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
- 1:00:44[SPEAKER_22]: Well, there goes that whole train.
- 1:00:47[SPEAKER_22]: It's all dead ends.
- 1:00:48[SPEAKER_22]: It's what I'm saying.
- 1:00:50[SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to jump on a verse on my rap?
- 1:00:55[SPEAKER_13]: You don't have to jump on over and find a driver.
- 1:01:00[SPEAKER_14]: You hear an oddly rhythmic, almost like a beat.
- 1:01:06[SPEAKER_14]: And I'm going to try to flip some coins.
- 1:01:09[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I'm going to have to flip it just.
- 1:01:13[SPEAKER_14]: Three heads, heads, heads.
- 1:01:19[SPEAKER_14]: Heads, heads, heads, heads, heads.
- 1:01:24[SPEAKER_22]: So yeah, mark your track and then take an extra chaos going.
- 1:01:27[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, geez Okay, here we go.
- 1:01:30[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, geez.
- 1:01:31[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, geez.
- 1:01:32[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, geez.
- 1:01:33[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, geez.
- 1:01:33[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, that's that's that's um nods Obviously is that your present being completed?
- 1:01:41[SPEAKER_14]: It is See here kind of that that that that that that that kind of rattling around in their torso As they move around
- 1:01:51[SPEAKER_10]: Um, I think perished with everybody kind of adjacent to the kitchen is putting some like finishing touches on the cake and it's like All right everybody.
- 1:01:57[SPEAKER_11]: What's the what's the status on everyone's presence?
- 1:02:01[SPEAKER_08]: Anybody need more time I'm God Ragan bones is like totally frozen under the clay mouth Oh shit.
- 1:02:09[SPEAKER_11]: Oh shit.
- 1:02:10[SPEAKER_11]: We need to we need to we need to Monday.
- 1:02:12[SPEAKER_11]: We got to pull that off.
- 1:02:13[SPEAKER_11]: We've waited way too long.
- 1:02:15[SPEAKER_18]: Okay on three.
- 1:02:16[SPEAKER_18]: Let's pull.
- 1:02:17[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
- 1:02:17[SPEAKER_11]: I'm gonna flip
- 1:02:20[SPEAKER_18]: One, two, two, that's a tailseal.
- 1:02:25[SPEAKER_15]: Don't, three!
- 1:02:32[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, Eva is going to cast a spell that pops the mask that masks off of rag and bones face.
- 1:02:39[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
- 1:02:39[SPEAKER_13]: And that is a bingo because he has shown kindness of a sword.
- 1:02:44[SPEAKER_13]: Oh.
- 1:02:46[SPEAKER_22]: So that means you can give your cast coins to anyone you'd like.
- 1:02:55[SPEAKER_13]: Oh no, I can't give it back to the person who didn't know no tag bags.
- 1:03:08[SPEAKER_22]: Well, there's a part of it that wants you to stay up on to be with the white squid, I also want the tag bag.
- 1:03:15[SPEAKER_22]: Alright, yeah, I'll let you do the tag bag.
- 1:03:18[SPEAKER_13]: I'm gonna give them the Hay-Kate or Hay-Team nice.
- 1:03:22[SPEAKER_13]: My one chaos point.
- 1:03:28[SPEAKER_13]: And then, because I don't have a chaos point, I'd like to automatically succeed on another one of my tracks if possible.
- 1:03:34[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah, of course.
- 1:03:36[UNKNOWN]: Yes!
- 1:03:37[SPEAKER_22]: Are you at two?
- 1:03:38[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah.
- 1:03:39[SPEAKER_22]: Oh, so you succeed right away?
- 1:03:41[SPEAKER_22]: Did you take a chaos point?
- 1:03:45[SPEAKER_22]: Also, didn't you have,
- 1:03:49[SPEAKER_22]: Because you gave me two and then you succeeded and then you got another one right so I have four Oh, I keep the chaos coins.
- 1:03:56[SPEAKER_13]: I keep the seed.
- 1:03:57[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah.
- 1:03:58[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I thought they vanished into there I thought it was a one-time thing That is not giving hate kid three chaos coins That's more like that's the chaos we're like gonna follow
- 1:04:14[SPEAKER_22]: Sounds going to come up in the kitchen as like everyone's getting their presence together.
- 1:04:18[SPEAKER_22]: Sounds like really freaking out that he hasn't been able to figure out this song.
- 1:04:23[SPEAKER_22]: So he's just going to, I think I'm just going to try to flip my chaos coin.
- 1:04:26[SPEAKER_22]: And actually know what, I'm going to do a bingo to take my time and get it right.
- 1:04:31[SPEAKER_22]: And I'm going to sit down and kind of just like, you're going to see Sal kind of sit down kind of zen out a little bit and looks around at everyone.
- 1:04:39[SPEAKER_22]: It's just kind of like strumming to each person's kind of vibe in the kitchen.
- 1:04:43[SPEAKER_22]: So like rag and bones gets a little like, I don't know, Mary Achi, like very like rhythmic, you know, he sees Monday and it gets very like, you know, kind of Spanish guitar, you know, individual string plucking to that.
- 1:04:57[SPEAKER_22]: uh... he's perished against kind of marches and he's trying to like get a vibe for people and then as he's doing that is kind of doing his a but it's doing like kind of harder and he does a can it's just like this chaos engine and he hears footsteps up above that he knows to be gertured kind of walking around upstairs and begins to kind of pluck out what will slowly become uh... gertrude's song uh... and we'll take the second mark on uh... his present track
- 1:05:26[SPEAKER_07]: It took the time to get a picture.
- 1:05:27[SPEAKER_07]: It's just wandering around upstairs.
- 1:05:32[SPEAKER_07]: Kind of be like, oh.
- 1:05:36[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not on the ground floor.
- 1:05:38[SPEAKER_07]: I don't really get why this is happening.
- 1:05:41[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
- 1:05:43[SPEAKER_07]: She's she's got it going from room to room to room.
- 1:05:47[SPEAKER_22]: I actually because I did a bingo.
- 1:05:49[SPEAKER_22]: I get to give my one chaos coin to someone.
- 1:05:52[SPEAKER_22]: I think I want to give it to Gertrude.
- 1:05:57[SPEAKER_06]: Good for the kids going.
- 1:05:59[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 1:06:00[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah, we're all in the kitchen making a bunch of noise.
- 1:06:07[SPEAKER_11]: We're not done yet.
- 1:06:08[SPEAKER_22]: Oh boy.
- 1:06:09[SPEAKER_22]: Um, so I think Gertred, you probably hear, uh, you, I think it's your walking around.
- 1:06:14[SPEAKER_22]: You realize that like there's no one on the second floor.
- 1:06:18[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I think her true starting to put two and two together, where it's like, okay, everyone that I've interacted with is weird.
- 1:06:23[SPEAKER_07]: I was explicitly told not to hang out on the ground floor, but also no one else is up here.
- 1:06:30[SPEAKER_07]: And starting to maybe suspect, this is just like, I'm thinking with birthdays, maybe going on.
- 1:06:39[SPEAKER_11]: All right, people, it's not a drill.
- 1:06:40[SPEAKER_11]: Finishing touches.
- 1:06:41[SPEAKER_11]: Finishing touches.
- 1:06:42[SPEAKER_11]: We gotta get these gifts going.
- 1:06:47[SPEAKER_07]: She should, should got you cash, man.
- 1:06:50[SPEAKER_07]: Should she wait a minute?
- 1:06:52[SPEAKER_07]: Anybody have a last minute?
- 1:06:53[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna do what you want to do.
- 1:06:55[SPEAKER_18]: I wanna do one last bit of fairy magic to try and finish the mask because we only have one tick left, right?
- 1:06:59[SPEAKER_07]: Or I guess I technically, if I guess correctly, then it's.
- 1:07:04[SPEAKER_07]: either party time or girl.
- 1:07:06[SPEAKER_07]: She's down.
- 1:07:07[SPEAKER_06]: She's so pretty.
- 1:07:08[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
- 1:07:11[SPEAKER_07]: But I think it's only if the party track finishes.
- 1:07:15[SPEAKER_07]: Is it like no gift anymore?
- 1:07:17[SPEAKER_07]: Or if I should.
- 1:07:18[SPEAKER_07]: That's true.
- 1:07:18[SPEAKER_22]: So so it's it's if you decide to catch your coins and fill out the birthday cake track, you get to guess.
- 1:07:23[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah.
- 1:07:24[SPEAKER_22]: If you guess correctly, then we can then kind of know more present building and we kind of move on to either party time or shutting it down.
- 1:07:31[SPEAKER_22]: If you guys incorrectly, we keep going until either you fill it up again, you guess correctly, or until we finish the party planning track.
- 1:07:38[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, y'all, you think you can guess?
- 1:07:44[SPEAKER_06]: I want to give people one word chance to maybe finish a present.
- 1:07:49[SPEAKER_07]: I want to finish my present.
- 1:07:53[SPEAKER_07]: The Guru just gonna like, suddenly she's doing very suspicious, but she's gonna try to like sneak down the stairs, but her version of sneaking is like doing one foot at a time, and then like waiting two minutes, and then doing another foot on another step, waiting two minutes.
- 1:08:09[SPEAKER_07]: She's going at the speed of dark down these stairs.
- 1:08:13[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, thank God, she's on the creaky stair.
- 1:08:16[UNKNOWN]: Ha ha ha.
- 1:08:16[SPEAKER_18]: Ha ha.
- 1:08:18[SPEAKER_18]: That's 30 more flights to go.
- 1:08:20[SPEAKER_18]: Ha ha ha.
- 1:08:25[SPEAKER_18]: Um, I'm going to do my last bit of fairy magic, which I'm just like, I'm going to have, right, the mask came off of Regan bones, so it's just like maybe next to a bunch of cake batter and dirty plates and all sorts of preparation stuff, and I'm just going to grab the first thing that I see, which is, um, the other half of the apple, and I'm just going to stick it on where the clown knows was.
- 1:08:49[SPEAKER_18]: So it's a bit clownish.
- 1:08:51[SPEAKER_18]: I'm a few chaos coins and I'm gonna flip heads on both of them.
- 1:08:55[SPEAKER_18]: Yep.
- 1:08:56[SPEAKER_22]: We believe you.
- 1:08:56[SPEAKER_18]: That's the plan.
- 1:09:00[SPEAKER_18]: Uh, I flipped one tail.
- 1:09:02[SPEAKER_18]: No.
- 1:09:03[SPEAKER_15]: No.
- 1:09:05[SPEAKER_18]: Um, and the whipsy I'm gonna do about is one of the scenarios specific party files where I second guest myself and come up with a way worse idea for a guest.
- 1:09:12[SPEAKER_18]: And I snap my fingers and very magic a coupon to my shop and I'm like,
- 1:09:22[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, thanks, money!
- 1:09:23[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, Paris is going to attempt to finish as well by throwing some maybe paint, maybe food diets, hard to tell on the table just as a last splash on the mask of finish and I also have two.
- 1:09:38[SPEAKER_18]: You can do it.
- 1:09:41[SPEAKER_10]: That is a heads-in-a-tails.
- 1:09:42[SPEAKER_10]: So, I think... It drops terror!
- 1:09:47[SPEAKER_10]: I think not only does it look terrible, but I think... In the chaos of it, Parish accidentally puts it into the cake.
- 1:09:55[SPEAKER_10]: Like, the... Like, it's like, it ends up becoming like a centerpiece of the Dickford decoration on the finish cake.
- 1:10:01[SPEAKER_10]: That's getting ready to be frosted on the counter.
- 1:10:05[SPEAKER_14]: And as I see Yaziba struggling, I do a bingo, which is make someone's like easier without them realizing.
- 1:10:12[SPEAKER_14]: And slowly assist, which means I can give her all of my Chaos coins, which should get her to fight.
- 1:10:26[SPEAKER_15]: There you go.
- 1:10:27[SPEAKER_22]: Michelle was briefly wild with the trade.
- 1:10:29[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, yeah.
- 1:10:30[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 1:10:30[SPEAKER_18]: I had a little bit of trust on something crazy.
- 1:10:32[SPEAKER_13]: Like help with me.
- 1:10:33[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
- 1:10:34[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
- 1:10:36[SPEAKER_13]: My life has been made easier.
- 1:10:38[SPEAKER_13]: And I would like to cast in the five points to complete my guess.
- 1:10:43[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, and you see this sits back and lights up a cigarette.
- 1:10:53[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I feel good.
- 1:10:56[SPEAKER_22]: I really like the scene in this room where you say, I'm just leaning back on chair smoking a cigarette on a long stem.
- 1:11:02[SPEAKER_22]: And everyone else is running around frantically trying to finish things.
- 1:11:05[SPEAKER_11]: I'm a pair.
- 1:11:08[SPEAKER_11]: You say, but could you, would you mind signing the cake with the frosting?
- 1:11:13[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, parish, allow me.
- 1:11:15[SPEAKER_13]: And then the frosting flies through the air and lands perfectly to adorn the cake.
- 1:11:23[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, you want to dig her out, I mean, it's been years, but it's been a bit of a day.
- 1:11:32[SPEAKER_13]: It's a special day.
- 1:11:33[SPEAKER_13]: It's September 15th.
- 1:11:34[SPEAKER_13]: It's a special moment.
- 1:11:37[SPEAKER_10]: So I guess I'll try to finish the cake with these three.
- 1:11:41[SPEAKER_10]: Go for it.
- 1:11:43[SPEAKER_10]: We'll see.
- 1:11:43[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, for you do that.
- 1:11:45[SPEAKER_18]: I'm going to say parish.
- 1:11:47[SPEAKER_18]: I can help you with the cake if you give me your
- 1:11:51[SPEAKER_11]: What one more drag?
- 1:11:52[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, here you go.
- 1:11:54[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, that's me making a deal, which is one of my bingo's and I'll give you all of my chaos coins, which is three That's a good cigarette the parish is gonna cash in those five if no one is opposed to finish the finish the cake decoration with as you say was like
- 1:12:13[SPEAKER_10]: air magic frosting begins to land perishes just doing some like decorating of icing around the mask that is now fallen into the center of the cake.
- 1:12:23[SPEAKER_10]: So it looks intentional.
- 1:12:25[SPEAKER_10]: And yeah, cake's ready.
- 1:12:28[SPEAKER_08]: So that's the final, like, on the party preparation track then that is the party preparation track.
- 1:12:36[SPEAKER_07]: So Dirty's gonna, she's finally reached at the bottom of the stairs.
- 1:12:40[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just gonna crash in all five of her chaos points.
- 1:12:44[SPEAKER_07]: Guess that fourth cake.
- 1:12:47[SPEAKER_07]: Check box.
- 1:12:48[SPEAKER_22]: You want to take a stab at where we're at?
- 1:12:50[SPEAKER_07]: Finish the cake track of Gertrude, she, she knows the kitchen.
- 1:12:59[SPEAKER_07]: There's a lot going on in there, but she just feel like maybe that they're setting up to be in the kitchen.
- 1:13:04[SPEAKER_07]: She went to the little office and no one tried to stop her piano rooms kind of a mess.
- 1:13:12[SPEAKER_07]: The basement, she was told she could be anywhere except for the ground floor.
- 1:13:18[SPEAKER_22]: We gave too many clues.
- 1:13:22[SPEAKER_06]: Well, the one that sort of sealed deal was way early on when Paris said he was wearing a jacket.
- 1:13:30[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, Paris.
- 1:13:32[SPEAKER_06]: I think that maybe there's something happening in the garden.
- 1:13:39[SPEAKER_10]: I like you imagine we all run out as a mass as you're like taking your last step down the stairs.
- 1:13:43[SPEAKER_10]: We all Peral just Pass me in the hall sprinting I'm like shakin to my core.
- 1:13:54[SPEAKER_13]: I was like we have not referenced it.
- 1:13:56[SPEAKER_13]: What
- 1:14:00[SPEAKER_07]: As soon as I just grabbed my outfit, I was like, fuck, I just like- It was like- It was like- It was like- It was like- It was like- It was like- It was like- Yeah.
- 1:14:11[SPEAKER_03]: No one wears a jacket inside.
- 1:14:14[SPEAKER_07]: I did for a brief moment, think maybe it was the basement, because like if the basement was cold, it was drafting.
- 1:14:20[SPEAKER_07]: Mm-hmm.
- 1:14:21[SPEAKER_13]: Can, even though none of us have been out there, can we pretend that the rabbits have been at work and can we describe what the garden looks like set up?
- 1:14:29[SPEAKER_22]: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 1:14:30[SPEAKER_22]: So we complete the birthday track first.
- 1:14:32[SPEAKER_22]: So we're having a birthday wedding, not a tertiary wants it.
- 1:14:37[SPEAKER_22]: Yeah!
- 1:14:37[SPEAKER_22]: All right, I use a, but do you want to describe what the rabbits have been up to?
- 1:14:41[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, the rabbits, those little freaks are a bit bonking around.
- 1:14:45[SPEAKER_13]: They did.
- 1:14:47[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, buddy, those little freaks.
- 1:14:48[SPEAKER_13]: And there are, uh, thanks to Monday, there are fairy lights in the trees.
- 1:14:54[SPEAKER_13]: And thrown hanging from the trees and suspended through the air are...
- 1:14:58[SPEAKER_13]: Um, what looked like big, like poofy flowers, um, but they're made from book pages.
- 1:15:05[SPEAKER_13]: And then on a table with like rich red fabric are like these big golden, um, Chinese lanterns.
- 1:15:13[SPEAKER_13]: And everything is covered in like a gold sparkle and it's set for everyone to sit down at the big table.
- 1:15:20[SPEAKER_08]: Beautiful.
- 1:15:21[SPEAKER_08]: Ragging bones is out there juggling his his taken off like out of like part of his arm bone He's taken in his like so it was like upper leg bones and upper arm bones.
- 1:15:33[SPEAKER_08]: He's taken them off and he's juggling them and he's like You know a foot shorter than he normally would be but he's doing that for entertainment
- 1:15:43[SPEAKER_14]: Omelise feet have kind of converted and poof up and it's kind of mowing very close and tidy around the table and all of the setup to make sure it's like perfectly flush, no leaves.
- 1:15:59[SPEAKER_14]: And really very neat outside.
- 1:16:06[SPEAKER_22]: And in the back behind the table, Sal has set up a microphone and like a small little amplifier.
- 1:16:13[SPEAKER_22]: And there's a little strumming goes, Gertrude, I was hoping to make a song just for you today.
- 1:16:20[SPEAKER_22]: I couldn't really figure it out.
- 1:16:21[SPEAKER_22]: So I'm just gonna play you a little something that was my favorite song when I was a kid.
- 1:16:26[SPEAKER_22]: And he starts strumming and he goes, Hey, it's Gertrude.
- 1:16:38[SPEAKER_22]: Just completely ripping off the Frank one thing in stock In the background
- 1:16:56[SPEAKER_07]: Richard originally like sort of like melted like Tina Belcher sort of crawling around the floor flipped over like her way over to the backyard Ridgely planning to be like no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:17:13[SPEAKER_07]: been seeing how happy everybody looks and how beautiful the decorations are and then sell really being excited to share this song.
- 1:17:22[SPEAKER_07]: She decides to lean into the birthday spirit and she's going to go over to Monday.
- 1:17:28[SPEAKER_07]: Um, hey, Monday.
- 1:17:32[SPEAKER_18]: Happy birthday, Gertude.
- 1:17:34[SPEAKER_18]: Would you like a cigarette?
- 1:17:39[SPEAKER_18]: No, I don't, I don't really smoke um, but I was wondering if maybe you could like decorate my mask like for it with a special birthday something I would like nothing more, but could we, could we call Parishover because we had like this whole, we had a vision and it, well the vision ended up in the cake
- 1:18:03[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, well, Paris is really good at cakes, so, sounds like it's probably, probably worked out really good.
- 1:18:10[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it was intentional.
- 1:18:13[SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's good.
- 1:18:15[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
- 1:18:16[SPEAKER_11]: Now, look at everything about the cake was intentional.
- 1:18:20[SPEAKER_18]: I'm going to fairy magic with like I'm gonna like run by color choices before Paris and like just wait for you to like select which one and then we'll like sort of decorate it together purple blue purple blue purple blue oh I like this blue this blue yeah that blue is good sparkles wait oh no wait I like that oh sparkles definitely sparkles blue and sparkles blue and sparkles
- 1:18:42[SPEAKER_18]: Perfect.
- 1:18:43[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, and one more thing, and then I'm gonna add a clown nose on it Perfect.
- 1:18:49[SPEAKER_18]: You look amazing.
- 1:18:50[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I think things then noses is like a little bit more than I usually do But it's birthday stuff, so yeah, that works.
- 1:18:58[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, that's a regular birthday outfit, I think.
- 1:19:01[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, cool.
- 1:19:02[SPEAKER_07]: Thanks, Monday.
- 1:19:02[SPEAKER_07]: These parishes.
- 1:19:03[SPEAKER_07]: This is this is pretty cool birthday.
- 1:19:06[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, happy birthday.
- 1:19:07[SPEAKER_18]: Happy birthday I can't believe it's your birthday tomorrow
- 1:19:15[SPEAKER_07]: And the next day, and the next day, she starts two of the slouches to the seed again, like, No, no, no, no, no, she starts churling.
- 1:19:30[SPEAKER_13]: I want to give my gift.
- 1:19:34[SPEAKER_22]: Everyone took my hand.
- 1:19:37[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Gertje's like full scared of music.
- 1:19:41[SPEAKER_13]: Gertje.
- 1:19:44[SPEAKER_13]: As most moody and pubescent teens are, you seem to possess an annoyingly emotional but creative spirit.
- 1:19:53[SPEAKER_13]: This is a magical journal where whatever stories and when you write your silly little erotic fan fiction on the left page, whenever you open it, an illustration of whatever you write will magically appear on the right hand side.
- 1:20:07[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, wow, see what that's like, that's really, that's really cool.
- 1:20:15[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, well, hopefully we'll keep you distracted and you won't bother me as much.
- 1:20:18[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, totally totally, no, definitely.
- 1:20:21[SPEAKER_07]: I won't, no, I won't bother you, no, not, not even a little bit.
- 1:20:26[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
- 1:20:27[SPEAKER_13]: happy birthday today and tomorrow and the next day.
- 1:20:30[SPEAKER_13]: Congratulations on having your birthday be the perfect day.
- 1:20:34[SPEAKER_13]: Not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket for me to get a blast sticks with your friends.
- 1:20:41[SPEAKER_07]: Gertrude is like full blushing, like smiley, so wide under her mask and she's extremely great full that no one could see it partly because there's a mask and partly because it's so colorful and has a giant clown nose so it's pretty distracting.
- 1:20:56[SPEAKER_07]: Also, I realized that everyone who managed to acquire a gift for Gertrude tells Gertrude but they got her if she genuinely likes the gift both she and the gift to give her can take the chaos coins.
- 1:21:09[SPEAKER_07]: So, every gift she's gotten so far, she has really appreciated it, so everybody gets a cast quest so far.
- 1:21:17[SPEAKER_07]: So far.
- 1:21:19[SPEAKER_17]: She's going to wait and wait.
- 1:21:21[SPEAKER_08]: She's going to wait.
- 1:21:23[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, no.
- 1:21:26[SPEAKER_09]: a rag and bone cytles up and goes oh she gave you that mid-journey book real nice text to text to this book you know that was my idea probably so I'm gonna claim that also this might get all okay we birth thanks I'm a birthday clown normal birthday clown here easy book puts out her cigarette one of
- 1:21:54[SPEAKER_08]: He like stungle back onto new hair as I look on thing again Or just got to like scoots her seat a little bit away Okay, so I'll just elbows my name just goes, you know, I love the way they flirt It's really nice the guys are as palpable
- 1:22:21[SPEAKER_14]: And um, um, um, kind of walks off and uh, sits down so that they're at the right height and pops open their torso and kind of
- 1:22:36[SPEAKER_14]: out like a shrink wrapped kind of really compressed loaf of something, which Gertrude can pull open.
- 1:22:47[SPEAKER_14]: And if she does, it will explode like a very large, large, like,
- 1:22:54[SPEAKER_14]: If anyone's familiar with UK, DuVaze and Pillows, they're so near with the air all past out.
- 1:23:02[SPEAKER_14]: And indeed, this is like this really full kind of bedding set, suitable for the top of the dryer in the laundry room.
- 1:23:12[SPEAKER_14]: One side, very grown-up kind of woven cloth and the other side is
- 1:23:18[SPEAKER_14]: purple and sparkly and stitched in a kind of repeating motif is a masked princess with glitter and a really giant axe.
- 1:23:29[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:30[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Gertrude is like so overjoyed she basically can't speak.
- 1:23:37[SPEAKER_07]: Just sort of sitting there first.
- 1:23:38[SPEAKER_07]: I mean she was a little surprised by the explosion and now when she's realizing that what this is she's just like
- 1:23:45[SPEAKER_09]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:46[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:46[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:47[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:47[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:48[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:48[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:48[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:49[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:51[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:52[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:55[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:55[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:58[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:58[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:58[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god.
- 1:23:59[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god.
- 1:24:00[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god.
- 1:24:00[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god.
- 1:24:01[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god.
- 1:24:02[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god.
- 1:24:05[SPEAKER_20]: Oh my god.
- 1:24:06[SPEAKER_20]: Oh my god.
- 1:24:06[SPEAKER_20]: Oh my god.
- 1:24:08[SPEAKER_20]: Oh my god.
- 1:24:08[SPEAKER_20]: Oh my god.
- 1:24:09[SPEAKER_20]: Oh my god.
- 1:24:11[SPEAKER_20]: Oh my god.
- 1:24:13[SPEAKER_07]: Gertrude's just gonna sort of without really thinking too much pop-up out of her seat and give Amalia hug.
- 1:24:20[SPEAKER_14]: And if she's get a little teary, then Amalia's gonna anticipate an avert to potential mess and like use part of her son said, I'm very cloak to make sure that no one can see any tears.
- 1:24:32[SPEAKER_14]: Thank you.
- 1:24:39[SPEAKER_22]: sound looks over and looks at the tags that are on this duvet and it's got like twin queen king California king and then the other one is dryer and dryer circled correct ironically not dryer safe
- 1:25:03[SPEAKER_19]: Oh, I'm cold, I'll always be clean.
- 1:25:05[SPEAKER_07]: Think, oh my head, this is, this is really good.
- 1:25:08[SPEAKER_07]: These are really good gifts, everybody.
- 1:25:10[SPEAKER_07]: Ah, boy.
- 1:25:12[SPEAKER_11]: I think we're missing, what gift?
- 1:25:14[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, no.
- 1:25:15[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, no.
- 1:25:18[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, no.
- 1:25:19[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, hey kid, um, what's your got there?
- 1:25:24[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, okay.
- 1:25:27[SPEAKER_08]: all the rabbits, all the rabbits come in, you hear like a percussion start and a beat drop and you notice it's all the rabbits who are little outfits and they're like banging on trees and they're like knocking the forks together from their little gift bags.
- 1:25:42[SPEAKER_13]: And they're wearing outfits like the Kia Soul Hamster.
- 1:25:49[SPEAKER_02]: And you hear like the... Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel.
- 1:25:53[SPEAKER_03]: Air horns, and then like us fire erupts from the ground.
- 1:25:59[SPEAKER_03]: Like a stage starts to arise.
- 1:26:01[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, see, let's start handing out beeswax here.
- 1:26:04[SPEAKER_14]: And then... I'll only turn the dial on the side of their head.
- 1:26:13[SPEAKER_03]: five five demon portals open up and like through each portal like it's like in the middle is hay kid and then the pantry demons and then Benedict comes out of one and they start going hay kid goes
- 1:26:30[SPEAKER_02]: Gertry, this is for you.
- 1:26:31[SPEAKER_02]: We're Haked and the Demon Boys.
- 1:26:33[SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
- 1:26:34[SPEAKER_03]: Um, and it starts with like, uh, I think a sample of like, from the beginning of the episode where, really does time to sign this vinyl like, even my description of it.
- 1:26:44[SPEAKER_22]: I, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hit up Austin and I want to see if you can help me out.
- 1:26:47[SPEAKER_22]: I can't do this.
- 1:26:49[SPEAKER_22]: I, for sure, can't do this.
- 1:26:52[SPEAKER_13]: Wow, you know Austin and Tom.
- 1:26:54[SPEAKER_03]: You know Austin?
- 1:26:55[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, yeah, it's good.
- 1:26:56[SPEAKER_13]: My world.
- 1:26:57[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so it starts with like, you see it by going.
- 1:27:00[SPEAKER_13]: Everyone shut the friggle half off.
- 1:27:04[SPEAKER_03]: And then after that, it's like everyone going.
- 1:27:07[SPEAKER_21]: It's got a good birthday.
- 1:27:09[SPEAKER_21]: Happy birthday, Garchu.
- 1:27:11[SPEAKER_03]: And then from there, he can start's wrapping.
- 1:27:16[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, uh,
- 1:27:18[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, isn't Territory's bird thing?
- 1:27:20[SPEAKER_03]: We about to part change.
- 1:27:22[SPEAKER_03]: Gerture said, I'm not mad.
- 1:27:24[SPEAKER_03]: Everything is kind of bad.
- 1:27:26[SPEAKER_03]: Can't you see this is me?
- 1:27:28[SPEAKER_03]: I'm about to explode.
- 1:27:30[SPEAKER_17]: If we're going demon mode, it's Gerture's birthday mode.
- 1:27:34[SPEAKER_17]: No way, we're going demon mode.
- 1:27:36[SPEAKER_17]: Gerture's a demon mode.
- 1:27:38[SPEAKER_17]: Uh, something, something.
- 1:27:41[SPEAKER_17]: Okay, keep going.
- 1:27:41[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know what's the flow.
- 1:27:45[SPEAKER_03]: And like it goes like that and then like the demon boys jump in and go Sound drop the beat.
- 1:27:51[SPEAKER_03]: It's me yummy young in my tongue Yeah, that's the right that's what I'm thinking about with
- 1:27:58[SPEAKER_22]: They're really proud of it.
- 1:28:00[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
- 1:28:00[SPEAKER_03]: They're so pumped with that first.
- 1:28:03[SPEAKER_03]: And then Benedict says, Benedict, don't know if it comes in with the hoodstorn and it's like, search of you wear a mask.
- 1:28:11[SPEAKER_03]: But there's no gas, but it's dope.
- 1:28:15[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 1:28:17[SPEAKER_07]: Is there going to choose that?
- 1:28:19[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 1:28:20[SPEAKER_07]: She is pulled the new comforter just like fully over her.
- 1:28:24[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's sort of like defense mechanism of like trying to hide even though she's full Leave his and then he can he get comes back on and it's like it's her birthday all day What did you say what do you say and then it goes back to you save a sample of everyone
- 1:28:49[SPEAKER_03]: And then he could like, ends with like their arms crossed.
- 1:28:53[SPEAKER_03]: Like, yeah.
- 1:28:54[SPEAKER_03]: Back-to-back with the demon boys.
- 1:28:55[SPEAKER_03]: Yay!
- 1:28:56[SPEAKER_15]: Yay!
- 1:28:59[SPEAKER_03]: That was horrific.
- 1:29:00[SPEAKER_03]: I hated that.
- 1:29:03[SPEAKER_13]: It looked like you were reading off your screen at one point.
- 1:29:06[SPEAKER_03]: I fully had to write stuff down of like, what do I say if I get stuck?
- 1:29:11[SPEAKER_13]: Like, wow, that you don't even have the excuse of it frame free style.
- 1:29:15[SPEAKER_22]: No, why are you not being able to free stuff?
- 1:29:17[SPEAKER_22]: Why would I be able to do that?
- 1:29:19[SPEAKER_22]: My favorite part of all of this is that very early on in this episode.
- 1:29:22[SPEAKER_22]: You would have it fun because you knew you were screaming me over with the sound design, but I knew that this would have it at the end.
- 1:29:29[SPEAKER_22]: I knew you'd request by your own pet partner.
- 1:29:32[SPEAKER_18]: I was just going to say I wish to buy your own pet partner.
- 1:29:35[SPEAKER_14]: I... Yes, I was so just called.
- 1:29:37[SPEAKER_14]: Everyone painted themselves into a corner.
- 1:29:43[SPEAKER_07]: Gertjude from Underneath her computer is going to do a bingo and give a very genuine compliment on say.
- 1:29:52[SPEAKER_07]: I can tell you that you worked really hard on that and it made you really happy and so that's a really good gift idea You're getting really good at music stuff Why would you say that?
- 1:30:06[SPEAKER_08]: Well, you can't really word it compliment I can tell you worked really hard on that is the most expensive
- 1:30:16[SPEAKER_22]: She said she said she didn't see it was a good gift.
- 1:30:18[SPEAKER_06]: That was a good gift idea Yeah, and you had a lot of fun making it But it was a genuine comes to your place of genuine love So you do get a chaos
- 1:30:34[SPEAKER_03]: Hey kid, hey kid's like, I have it on vinyl for you and give us you with a final version of it.
- 1:30:39[SPEAKER_07]: Whoa, it just sticks the head down from under the computer and it's like, okay.
- 1:30:46[SPEAKER_22]: You look, the vinyl is a full 45 both A and D size.
- 1:30:49[SPEAKER_22]: It's just the same song with alternate takes.
- 1:30:53[SPEAKER_08]: There's a Mark Ronson reading it all these different people.
- 1:30:59[SPEAKER_08]: Pretty mixed it.
- 1:31:01[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, man.
- 1:31:01[SPEAKER_08]: Sophie Tucker reading it.
- 1:31:03[SPEAKER_03]: Not the Sophie Tucker remix.
- 1:31:06[SPEAKER_15]: There's a Taylor version.
- 1:31:11[SPEAKER_22]: How's looking at it like?
- 1:31:13[SPEAKER_22]: How did you get Macklemore on one of these with that?
- 1:31:17[SPEAKER_22]: He gave me the coat.
- 1:31:20[SPEAKER_07]: I think with that, Gertrude is going to take your signature hand out again and take maybe like a glass of lemonade.
- 1:31:28[SPEAKER_07]: She'll say, um, I don't really, I don't, I really don't like celebrating my birthday a lot of the time.
- 1:31:35[SPEAKER_07]: Um, because it's like, it's like a lot, but this was, this was actually really nice.
- 1:31:42[SPEAKER_07]: And you guys are, you guys are pretty, pretty cool.
- 1:31:45[SPEAKER_07]: And this was, I had a good time.
- 1:31:47[SPEAKER_07]: So, thanks.
- 1:31:49[SPEAKER_07]: And she's got like raised up the, the glass of lemonade to cheers everybody.
- 1:31:55[SPEAKER_04]: Happy birthday, Gertrude.
- 1:31:57[SPEAKER_04]: Hit him.
- 1:31:58[SPEAKER_04]: Hurray.
- 1:32:01[SPEAKER_04]: Hit him.
- 1:32:03[UNKNOWN]: Hurray.
- 1:32:04[UNKNOWN]: Hurray.
- 1:32:05[UNKNOWN]: Hit him.
- 1:32:05[SPEAKER_07]: Hurray.
- 1:32:06[SPEAKER_07]: Hurray.
- 1:32:06[SPEAKER_07]: We don't really have to do this again.
- 1:32:07[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, no, no, no.
- 1:32:08[SPEAKER_07]: We don't have to do this again.
- 1:32:10[SPEAKER_09]: Hurray.
- 1:32:11[SPEAKER_09]: Hurray.
- 1:32:11[SPEAKER_09]: Hurray.
- 1:32:18[SPEAKER_13]: The robins are just dancing like the Kiesol hamster.
- 1:32:23[SPEAKER_21]: Are you one?
- 1:32:25[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's when the party ends.
- 1:32:30[SPEAKER_07]: No, I think they all party end have a good time.
- 1:32:32[SPEAKER_06]: Oh.
- 1:32:35[SPEAKER_22]: and as as the cheers and the singing and the celebrations and the joyous and the laughter all echoes into the night we slowly pull back into the night of this September 15th Gertrude's first day and we see often the distance is unsettling knowing that it will rise again on another September 15th and if Gertrude's lucky maybe not her birthday this time but we all know it'll probably
- 1:33:06[SPEAKER_22]: And that is all for Chapter 1 of Yzeva's Bad and Breakfast, a birthday for Gertrude.
- 1:33:42[SPEAKER_21]: Comfortable, Austin and Twine.
- 1:33:46[SPEAKER_12]: That's right.
- 1:33:47[SPEAKER_12]: Hey kid in the demon boys in the building.
- 1:33:50[SPEAKER_12]: You know we had to do it for her true.
- 1:33:52[SPEAKER_12]: Hey, it's a birthday.
- 1:33:53[SPEAKER_12]: Everybody's a birthday.
- 1:34:04[SPEAKER_12]: Fresh out the lab with a style you ain't seen before Shout out to y'all in the crowd, we ain't demon-mo Peach loves buzz, fur coat, don't miss Duff shop style, make a macamore Not trying to brag, I just happen to be great Best dress just exactly why I'm fashionin' it be late Got the party of a lifetime here right now We either knew a big little birthday gown No question, she's a purer to me No blush, yeah, yes, you girl's true She'd be gold, the demons know we're keepin' flowin' Turnin' up my diamonds goin' I forgot why I was goin' but
- 1:34:32[SPEAKER_12]: Right, it's your birthday.
- 1:34:34[SPEAKER_12]: For you, turn through this your birthday.
- 1:34:36[SPEAKER_12]: Hey, hey, it's your birthday.
- 1:34:39[SPEAKER_12]: I know you glad I came through all your birthday.
- 1:34:41[SPEAKER_12]: Hey, it's your birthday.
- 1:34:44[SPEAKER_12]: Everybody is a birthday.
- 1:34:45[SPEAKER_12]: It's a birthday.
- 1:34:46[UNKNOWN]: It's a birthday.
- 1:34:47[UNKNOWN]: It's a birthday.
- 1:34:48[SPEAKER_12]: So get life inside the fire.
- 1:34:51[UNKNOWN]: It's a birthday.
- 1:34:52[UNKNOWN]: It's a birthday.
- 1:34:53[UNKNOWN]: Everybody is a birthday.
- 1:34:54[UNKNOWN]: It's a birthday.
- 1:34:55[UNKNOWN]: It's a birthday.
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- 1:34:58[UNKNOWN]: It's a birthday.