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Whackhead Prank: A Facebook Marketplace purchase gone wrong · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: It's GoGet Worth poker face on KFA Morning's thirteen after
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  Speaker 1: eight o'clock. We're gonna get a little bit wild in
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  Speaker 1: the prank. This is a Facebook Marketplace purchase gone wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready to take your laugh into your own hands?
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  Speaker 1: Sounds serious and make a purchase on Facebook Marketplace and
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  Speaker 1: go collect a toaster under a bridge. Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: I hope this doesn't jeopardize the pr for Facebook Marketplace, Darren,
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  Speaker 2: because as a Facebook Marketplace addict.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I need more.
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  Speaker 2: People to actually enjoy everything that it has to offer.
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  Speaker 2: It's an amazing place and Sims, you have more than
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  Speaker 2: just one success story, Yes, great success stories. Do you
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  Speaker 2: know how many rich people put their furniture up on
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  Speaker 2: Facebook Marketplace for nothing, for next to nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Have you so?
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  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 1: What have you bought successfully on Facebook Marketplace?
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  Speaker 2: I bought a antique desk, I've bought lamps, I've bought
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  Speaker 2: side tables. I went through a phase where I was
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  Speaker 2: doing a bit too much, so then I pulled back.
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  Speaker 2: Can those was something? And then I was also looking
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  Speaker 2: for cameras on there, digital cameras, vintage cameras. Can you
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  Speaker 2: go so much?
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  Speaker 1: Can you go look for an old portable TV that
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for. I shall do that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I will please, but don't even have to pay
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  Speaker 2: me there.
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  Speaker 1: But but you need to do the pickup you need to.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you the money, but I'm not putting my life.
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  Speaker 2: Into me for my services.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, i'll pay you. I'll pay you, I'll give you
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  Speaker 1: danger pay I'll pay you whatever you need.
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  Speaker 2: Because Facebook Marketplace people know the moment you wake up,
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  Speaker 2: you go on. You go on that website, and you
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  Speaker 2: stay on that website until you find what you what
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  Speaker 2: you need. You can't just pop in for two minutes.
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  Speaker 2: You're not going to get what you want.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well listen, just play the prank jingle right now,
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  Speaker 1: stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous prank from Daring Wackheads, something
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  Speaker 2: exclusive to KEYFM mornings.
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  Speaker 1: So let me tell you this when, as they always say,
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  Speaker 1: if something seems too good to be true, it probably
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  Speaker 1: isn't be discerning. So would you buy a car on
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  Speaker 1: Facebook market I've heard success stories. It's not something I
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  Speaker 1: would do.
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  Speaker 2: It's just too big of a well.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know about enough about cars to buy
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  Speaker 1: a secondhand car, so that in itself would be too
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  Speaker 1: big of a risk.
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  Speaker 2: Well, definitely not marketing. Lest Yeah, I sold my motorbike
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  Speaker 2: on Facebook marketplace. Yeah, thank you for your service, thank
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  Speaker 2: you for contributing to the community.
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  Speaker 1: And did it take long to get a buyer? I think?
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  Speaker 1: I think because I passed it. Well, it's like literally
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  Speaker 1: one day and when the gar rocked up. Were you're
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  Speaker 1: a bit nervous at first? It's not the first thing
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  Speaker 1: I've sold a marketplace. Really, You've got to keep your
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  Speaker 1: wits about you. You've got to check the profiles, check history,
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  Speaker 1: what they've bought and sold. You gotta be discerning about
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  Speaker 1: it because you never know who's rocking. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: We've heard some some some stories, right, and.
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  Speaker 2: It goes both ways, both buyers and saved.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so what happens with this guy. This guy's
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  Speaker 1: a very pleasid guy. So he checks the bargain of
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  Speaker 1: a lifetime. He wants to buy a card. It's like
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  Speaker 1: it's ten thousand bucks, you know what I mean, And
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  Speaker 1: and you know it's like get it now. Otherwise are
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  Speaker 1: you a serious buyer? If you are to secure it
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  Speaker 1: in your name? Put a thousand rand deposit now? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's one of those and it's he's clearly been scammed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so he's been trying to phone the guy. He's made
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  Speaker 1: a thousand deposit, and he keeps phoning the guy. Bag
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  Speaker 1: He's like, hey, doesn't Now the guy just doesn't doesn't
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  Speaker 1: answer the phone. He's blocked the number. But now his
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  Speaker 1: colleague so he's placid, he's chill, and he's very like
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  Speaker 1: nervous with the situation, doesn't know who's dealing with, doesn't
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  Speaker 1: want to get involved, and just you know what, I
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  Speaker 1: lost a thousand bucks. I lost a thousand bucks silling me,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And but his colleague smokes a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a role. He's like, if we get hold of this guy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to him. That's roll. I'm gonna okay, So.
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  Speaker 2: We all need heroes like that.
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  Speaker 1: We did. So this is it.
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  Speaker 2: Prover.
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  Speaker 3: Hello Jackie, because we're gonna give my money back. Hello,
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  Speaker 3: we're speaking.
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  Speaker 1: It's Martin.
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  Speaker 3: Martin.
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  Speaker 4: Tell me the buck you sot it available?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Can you bring it for me?
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  Speaker 1: I need a thousand ren deposit first.
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  Speaker 3: Now you know what you me the first time, You're
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  Speaker 3: not gonna me the second time.
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  Speaker 4: No, okay, no, look you listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't know who you speak.
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  Speaker 3: I don't take from you. I will find you, my friend.
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  Speaker 4: I will make sure I take you out. Do you
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  Speaker 4: understand me?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, But what I'm saying is is that, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care what you're telling me. Okkay, Look, I'm
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  Speaker 4: crazy your collage.
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  Speaker 1: We talk. But what I'm saying, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: What I'm getting you is you bring a bucket to
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  Speaker 4: my premises. I'll pay you the difference, or I will
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  Speaker 4: runch you down.
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  Speaker 3: My friend. You don't know me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but look I need a thousand redeposit first.
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  Speaker 4: My friend?
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  Speaker 3: What did I kill you? And a thousand men?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: No, you bring a bucky okay, and I will talk
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  Speaker 3: about If you're not interested in you can take my
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  Speaker 3: thousand men. You can, you can yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but but why would I have to practice safe
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  Speaker 1: sex on myself?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, No, Look what I'm saying is is that, Look,
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  Speaker 1: I granted I conned you the first time. Promise I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna con you now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, need a thousand nine to know that you're serious? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: What do you need a thousand and for?
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  Speaker 1: Just for you to make a deposit? On the vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: So then you're still owe me nine thousand m okay,
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  Speaker 1: just so that so that you know that that you're
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  Speaker 1: serious buyer.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, listen. If I wasn't a serious buy I would
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  Speaker 3: not giving you the first thousand and.
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  Speaker 4: We took before.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but but okay, but you know what.
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  Speaker 3: The longer you talk to me, the mom trae you're
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  Speaker 3: called the mom will find me the bomb. All right,
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  Speaker 3: So do me a favor. Give me a bank account number.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's abs.
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  Speaker 4: Under what names account.
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  Speaker 2: It's and.
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  Speaker 1: You can just put it there. It's fine.
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  Speaker 4: I need to know under what name it means. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not stupid under what name?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, just it doesn't matter. That doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: If you my friend, I need your name. Oil go
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  Speaker 4: get understand you reverse a thousand and you took into
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  Speaker 4: my account.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right when you come out for you in
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  Speaker 3: cage for the vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm not stupid, man, I'm not as stupid old
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  Speaker 1: that's going to get conned over a thousand rand.
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  Speaker 3: Go try your luck somewhere out.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, hold on, we want to talk it deal.
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  Speaker 1: You want talk deal? Okay, the content.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, don't phone me again. No craze your number. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 3: all right. If I don't get my thousand and back
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  Speaker 3: in my account by tomorrow, I promise you you will
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  Speaker 3: not walk again. Put my thousand back into my account.
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  Speaker 3: You bring a car to me, and I'll give you
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  Speaker 3: your money in No, okay, no.
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  Speaker 1: No, that the thousand rand is what I conned you legitimately.
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  Speaker 1: It was a legitimate con.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's a legitimate connin you're not going to call
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  Speaker 3: me again?
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  Speaker 1: No, right, no, I'm not gonna con you again. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Put another thousand and you'll get the
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  Speaker 1: car this time.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, you bring a car, I'll meet you after you
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  Speaker 3: the full money.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I'm not taking your order.
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  Speaker 2: Time.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, hey, list hey, I'm listening. What did you say
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  Speaker 1: the son? What did you meet me by?
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  Speaker 3: Mill?
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  Speaker 1: Bring?
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you a Do.
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  Speaker 4: You wasted your time?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Superman? Yes, okay, yes, okay, okay, I must tell
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  Speaker 1: you that the car works runs perfectly.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I'm not worried I would runs. I just need
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  Speaker 4: to see you to get my money and just on
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  Speaker 4: the difference.
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  Speaker 1: No, but you you're taking the car.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Yes, I'm taking the car.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, will you be able to give me a lift
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  Speaker 1: back home? Then?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my friend, don't you understand English? Okay, I will
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  Speaker 4: not give you a thousand and deposit.
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  Speaker 3: Now you bring a card to the shell grudge and
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  Speaker 3: I will find you at the shell grudge that it oils.
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  Speaker 4: Don't for me, I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 1: Look, if you don't think the car is in good order,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: In good order order? Okay, that is my condition.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not interested. Don't for me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but I'm not selling you a piece of scrap here,
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  Speaker 1: it's you're.
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  Speaker 3: A piece of scrap.
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  Speaker 4: You wasting your time?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not look listen to waste your time.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me?
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  Speaker 4: Do you understand what it does?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: What do you know? What to does? What is it?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what?
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  Speaker 1: No? What is that?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know?
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  Speaker 3: Aything between your girlfriend's legs?
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  Speaker 1: Sounds nice? Man? Okay, listen, Hello, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know that he's your body? Because I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, where are you?
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  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna take it?
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not gonna take it. Leave it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to know who's speaking?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? Kid? Simpson?
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  Speaker 4: That's good, that's good.
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  Speaker 3: But you you know what this guy has been answering
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  Speaker 3: this poor man, and I said, you know at the
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  Speaker 3: school income, let me take over from you and.
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  Speaker 4: Stuff, because he is going to be on the air now, said.
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  Speaker 1: Yes it is. You know what, everybody needs a met
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  Speaker 1: like that, at least one someone that's gonna fight your
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  Speaker 1: battles for you. Some people are are show I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I've done pranks before and and the guys just loved
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  Speaker 1: just just he's They get scared, they get like nervous,
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  Speaker 1: or maybe it's just not non confrontational. Just leave it,
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  Speaker 1: just let us go away. You need a guy like
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  Speaker 1: that in your life, in your phone. This guy is
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  Speaker 1: going to sort out my problems.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are going to toe in. That matched each
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  Speaker 2: other's energy to the very end. He was incredible back
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  Speaker 2: and forth. He wasn't letting up.
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  Speaker 1: And I was even almost matching his accent at times.
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  Speaker 1: It's the pray with ice called lakes here on k
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  Speaker 1: FM mornings. Okay, we've got some messages here from the prank.
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  Speaker 1: Dude buying car or a Facebook marketplace.
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  Speaker 3: Was a pre.
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  Speaker 1: Face start. And your absolutely you need to help.
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  Speaker 2: Hello Superman, yeah to his mouths.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 2: He responded to.
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  Speaker 1: That, eh, yeah, you were.
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  Speaker 2: You were both equally irritating, you know, like it's just
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  Speaker 2: like this. No one wants to put a foot back,
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  Speaker 2: no one wants to take a step back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we were jousting, so but those are real conversations,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I'm telling you one of those is coming
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  Speaker 1: for you on Facebook Marketplace.
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  Speaker 2: No, I've got a good ride. I've had a really
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  Speaker 2: good stream.