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Is This the Most Unprepared Jeff Beck Interview Ever? · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_02: Hi, everyone.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is Robin McCauley, and you are watching CMS TV.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: So what's on the agenda for the next week for you?
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: Is it going to be a better week, hopefully?
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_00: I think so.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I've got stuff going on.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: As dumb as this is going to sound,
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_00: I think part of the reason I had a bad week was
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: because I didn't do any like interviewee type stuff.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: I think having interviews to do every week kind of gets me up for the week.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it kind of breaks up the monotony a little bit,
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  SPEAKER_01: gives you something to look forward to,
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  SPEAKER_01: prepares your brain a little bit to pick up some good questions.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: And I didn't do any this week.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: None.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: Because I purposely didn't schedule shit because I knew I had to take my mom for her surgery.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_00: So I didn't want to schedule anything on Tuesday.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_00: Then on Wednesday,
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't know how long I was going to be with my doctor's appointments
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  SPEAKER_00: because I had several on Wednesday.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_00: So I didn't book anything for Wednesday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then taking two days off of work,
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't want to schedule for Thursday and Friday because I figured I had to make up
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  SPEAKER_00: for Tuesday and Wednesday,
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  SPEAKER_00: so I just didn't do any,
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_00: but I know this week I have at least four that I know of, and some of them are cool.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: They're all cool,
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_00: but I'm interviewing Big Daddy Rich from Texas Hippie Coalition, who I love them.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you should have a bill from your doctor saying,
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: remember the time I met you and you strangled my neck?
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, here's the chiropractor bill that I have.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: I've been waiting to talk to you about this.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't want to sue,
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  SPEAKER_01: but if you could maybe,
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  SPEAKER_01: you know, fork over a couple of bucks this way to, you know, help me pay this bill.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'll settle for a few free tickets, though.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: That'd be good.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll take some free tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I'm interviewing him.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm interviewing Phil Sousan, which I'm looking forward to that.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's my interview?
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  SPEAKER_00: And Steve Rosen, the guy that wrote the Tone Chaser book about Van Halen.
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  SPEAKER_00: He has a new book about Jeff Beck,
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  SPEAKER_00: who I know shit about,
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  SPEAKER_00: but I'll figure out between now and Monday when I do that one.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: I can just hear Jackal now.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't know about Jeff Beck?
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  SPEAKER_00: Blasphemy.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't know anything about anything.
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  SPEAKER_00: Dude, I hate to admit it.
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  SPEAKER_00: But the only thing I know about Jeff Beck is like one song in the 80s
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  SPEAKER_00: that he recorded with Rod Stewart.
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  SPEAKER_00: Didn't he record like Some Guys Have All the Luck or one of those songs?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, he had the Jeff Beck group.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I didn't listen to that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do I know any of those songs?
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's a popular one?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, let's take a look here.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have no idea what Jeff Beck does.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, is he dead?
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: I do know he's dead.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'm kidding.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do understand that he died.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that would be a great question.
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  SPEAKER_00: So when's the last time you talked to Jeff?
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: How's Jeff doing
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  SPEAKER_01: these days?
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  SPEAKER_00: I haven't heard anything from him in a while.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's really been out of the news for a while.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's going on with him?
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  SPEAKER_00: Is he sick?
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  SPEAKER_01: That would be really, really funny
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  SPEAKER_01: if you actually just
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  SPEAKER_00: rolled with that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I don't know if you know this, but Jeff Beck passed away.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: When did this happen?
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  SPEAKER_00: What did he do?
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  SPEAKER_00: Was people get ready him?
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  SPEAKER_00: Him and Rod Stewart, maybe?
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_00: I really don't know shit about Jeff Beck.
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  SPEAKER_00: Apparently, neither does Spotify.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm looking.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ice cream cakes.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: Ice cream cakes?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know that one at all.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tonight, I'll be staying here with you.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got to hear me some ice cream cakes.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Going down.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_00: Is that a cover of the Motley team?
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  SPEAKER_02: Woo!
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  Yeah, I would never listen to this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Woo!
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  SPEAKER_01: I believe Sam Kennison did a cover of that.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's almost like the Black Crow stripped the suck out of that and turned it into a good sound.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: That stinks.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, there you are.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's one of the more popular ones.
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  SPEAKER_00: Great.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I know he was in the Yardbirds there, Jim.
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  SPEAKER_00: I see him in there like that means something.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not 100, Jim.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't remember the Yardbirds.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, I know who they are.
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  SPEAKER_00: And to be honest, I don't like Eric Clapton either.
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  SPEAKER_00: He was in the Yardbirds too, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: So was Jimmy Page.
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  SPEAKER_00: I like Jimmy Page.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not from the Yardbirds though.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who the fuck cares?
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_01: He tried to launch the new Yardbirds, which became Led Zeppelin.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that worked out all right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'd say.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll be ready by Monday.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll spend a good amount of time tomorrow headphoning it and getting my head around it.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you better be doing your homework there, mister.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't need a subpar interview from you, sir.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, Jeff Beck, what's that like?
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: So you wrote a book about Jeff Beck.
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  SPEAKER_01: So what's that like?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: How many words is it?
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_01: Is there tape on book?
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_01: Or book on tape, rather?
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_00: That'd be great if I asked him, what kind of paper did you use?
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just anything but questions about Jeff Beck.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_01: Who did your cover art?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's really good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Does it come in hardback or is it glossy paperback?
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_00: That'd be so good.
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  SPEAKER_00: So who are these people that you credited as,
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  SPEAKER_00: you know, influences at the beginning of this book?
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just ask him anything but this.
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  SPEAKER_00: That'd be great.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can you cite your sources?
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: He says, I thought you were interviewing me about my book.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I am.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm asking you questions about your book.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm asking questions about the book itself.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_00: Is that a single stitch spine or a double?
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  SPEAKER_00: I can't really tell from looking at it here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you have any creative input on the marketing?
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  SPEAKER_00: Who's the publisher and what did they give you?
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you get an advance on this?
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  SPEAKER_00: How much was it?
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  SPEAKER_00: That would be funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just didn't ask him one question about Jeff Beck,
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  SPEAKER_00: just everything about the book manufacturing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_00: Did you consider going with Amazon self-publishing instead of going with a publisher?
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  SPEAKER_00: Why?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_01: Did Harper Collins come a calling?
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_00: Was it Harper or Collins that called you?
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or was it Simon and Schuster?
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  SPEAKER_00: Which one?
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  SPEAKER_00: Simon or Schuster?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or is the last name Ann Schuster?
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_00: Not sure on that one.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's Ann Schuster.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it could be.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_00: Simon Ann Schuster.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_00: It's like one of those three names, like a serial killer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Simon Ann Schuster.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_00: That's pretty good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Too good.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well, speaking of books, we did get an update from our co-author today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I saw that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm deep into the book edit now, laughing my balls off at some of these stories.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll let you know a delivery date when I have one.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure of the book length yet, but I estimate it between 50,000 to 60,000 words.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's a pretty good book.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so there you are.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a big baseball fan.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's always weird when you're watching baseball, especially on TV.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_03: Between every pitch, they cut to somebody in the crowd watching a game.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm already watching a game.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_03: Why am I looking at somebody else watching a game?
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: I'm seeing the same thing.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_03: That'd be like if you guys were at the game and they cut to me on my couch watching a game.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_03: You're like, who's this asshole?
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_03: Why am I looking at him?
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_03: Imagine if I didn't know the camera was on me, I was in the middle of man-baiting, you know?
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_03: You guys are sitting here, I'm like, wow, this guy must be a really big fan, damn!
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_03: He's jerked off to a double.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_03: It's like the third inning of a MET game,
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_03: it's nothing, nothing, they cut to a woman praying in the crowd.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, really, ladies, are we doing?
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_03: You're praying for a hit?
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_03: Man, we've got two wars going on.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_03: Get your priorities straight here with your prayers.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, you think God's going to answer those prayers?
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_03: Because she's got the prayer hands up, so she means business.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_03: Because according to the law, God's watching everybody at all times, right?
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_03: So it seems like he's pretty busy.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_03: You know, he's probably got an assistant helping him out.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: an assistant goes up to,
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  SPEAKER_03: hey, God, I hate to bother you, but there's a woman at the Met game.
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  SPEAKER_03: Can't wait.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_03: I cannot wait.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm looking forward to it.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_03: Looking forward to it because to pull back the curtain a little bit,
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  SPEAKER_01: Both Chris and I interviewed with our co-author separately,
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  SPEAKER_01: so I don't know what Chris has said, and Chris doesn't know what I've said.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like a microcosm of the show.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_01: Plus, there's interviews with Nader DePriest,
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_01: Jamie St.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_01: James, who we had on the show, Stephen Piercy, Don Dockin, Chips Enough, Ron Keel.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_01: So I don't know what any of those fine folks have said about us.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_01: But we've had, you know, impactful relationships with all those guys.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_01: And I just felt that they would be a good representation of some of
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_01: the music artists that the CMS has had impact with over the years.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And obviously all of them are friends.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_00: They are, definitely.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_00: So, uh,
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_01: I'm spending some coin on doing this book.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I see you are.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_01: So just know that if I even recoup the amount of money that I've spent
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: to hire our co-author as well as a PR firm and obviously the production of
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_01: the book itself, I'll be glad if I break even.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_01: You know, so I hope each and every one of you think about buying one.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: That would be helpful, wouldn't it?
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it would.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_01: But I think having Chip represent us and having us do some interviews
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: with some radio shows and some podcasts and various outlets will help that cause.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I would think so.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_01: So anyway, we're going top notch on this.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're not fucking around, pal.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_00: We're not messing around, goddammit.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this isn't some amateur production at all.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_01: This is all the top people in the business that are working with us.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right on.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_01: It was important to me,
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_01: if I've spent 30 years of my life, what's a few thousand bucks
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  SPEAKER_01: to not do it right?
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well, this is, this is why you didn't go and do anything all, all year.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_00: So you save it up to pay for the book.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I, I've got, I've got the money set aside, so that's not, not an issue.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's just, uh, I just wanted it done right.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_01: And I want people to have a good product and a, and a,
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
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  SPEAKER_01: I want to something to put a,
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_01: you know, uh, what's the word, what's, what's the term to put a, uh,
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_01: Not an exclamation point,
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_01: but at
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  SPEAKER_00: least
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  SPEAKER_01: something to document the career or the legacy or the history of
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_01: the show.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_00: I just hope people buy it.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_00: I hope you don't end up with fucking boxes of them in your closet.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we'll make sure that it gets in the hands of the people who want it.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's it.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_01: And then the new logo is pretty cool, too.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, I'm dying to use that.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_00: I mean,
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  SPEAKER_00: I have intros and outros because I know that when we finally do pull the trigger
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  SPEAKER_00: on it,
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_00: I got to change everything,
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
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  SPEAKER_00: literally because everything we do is with the wrecks that Kendall did
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_00: and we're going to have to change everything.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm way ready to start launching that stuff.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_00: I've got intros and outros and everything ready to go.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I think we could probably consider doing that in about a month.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_00: That's fine.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_01: You know, just as a run-up to the book.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_00: That's fine.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, that's good.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's a logo for,
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_01: basically for the 30th anniversary, you know, the logo that we currently use.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_01: It's not going away.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's just that we have a commemorative logo.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_01: That Chris McCarvel of Dokken was so kind to do for us.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it looks great.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_01: So once again, doing it the right way.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_00: J-Rad, I will not be putting a dick print on your book.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe if you pay extra.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_00: I might.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_01: A dick print.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_00: He said, I want Aiken to mushroom stamp my copy of the book.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_00: I might.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'll rub some ink on my dick and slap it on there.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_00: I don't give a shit.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_00: What do I care?
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_00: That sounds kind of gay.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_00: It is gay, but whatever.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_00: He wants to be a faggot?
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'll faggotize him, I guess.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_02: Look at this fag.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no kidding.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm looking forward to it.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm getting excited.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: There will be new shirts,
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_01: commemorative shirts along with the book,
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_01: maybe some bumper stickers,
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_01: just some limited press, some limited run stuff that will accompany the book.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_01: Just coming up with some ideas here to,
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  SPEAKER_01: you know,
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  SPEAKER_01: put together a little package for the people who,
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_01: you know, are interested in such things.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't mind getting some shot glasses.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_00: That would make sense for this show.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_00: Shot glasses and beer steins.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_00: Because our audience is all drunks anyway, so why not?
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's what they need.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_01: You got to be drunk to listen to us.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we got some nice compliments from the people in the chat room today prior to the show.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_01: So they were very complimentary about looking forward to listening to us every week.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_01: So a hearty thank you to everybody who listens every week and looks forward to
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_01: the show and shows up, you know, an hour before the show even starts.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_00: They start their own show without us.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's a, that is,
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_01: that is just amazing to me though,
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_01: just to hear,
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_01: to see people showing up,
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_01: before the show even starts and they stick around and they stick around for
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_01: the entire show.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, I'm looking at everybody in the chat room offering up what,
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_00: what we should make with merch, CMS bong, CMS bathwater, CMS
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_01: rolling papers.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_00: CMS lighters, CMS koozies, CMS canned hams.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_00: Does anybody use koozies?
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_00: I never see anybody use those.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_00: I think I have one in my entire house and I've never used it.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_00: I have a Motorhead one from when they sent us the Motorhead beer.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_00: And I've never once used it, I don't think.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_00: CMS pajamas.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_00: We do have CMS sweats.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_00: They're actually quite cool.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_00: CMS condoms, just kidding, we don't use them.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_00: There were CMS condoms.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_00: Let me see if I have one on my desk.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you did make a limited run of those.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_00: I did have a limited batch of CMS condoms.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_00: I don't have any here.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_01: A CMS butt plug.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, here it is.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_00: Here it is.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_01: A CMS, look at that.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_00: There's the CMS condom right there.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_01: It's got the old logo on it.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it does.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_00: That's how long ago it was.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_01: It's probably, if you open that up, it'll probably come out in powder.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_01: It'll be dust.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_00: CMS dildo?
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_01: CMS do-rag?
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, I'm game for all of it.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'll put my face right on the tip of the CMS dildo dick.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_00: Just knowing that some woman is stuffing my face and their pussy is good enough for me.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_00: It's good enough.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_00: Would I trust that condom?
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_00: Not now.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's been here for 15 years,
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_00: but when I got them made, I got them made from a legitimate condom company.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah,
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_01: it would be dust.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: Well, let's see.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_00: I'll open it.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_01: Well, don't ruin it.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_01: Don't open it.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_00: Who cares?
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well, because it's the only one you have, right?
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_01: No, I got them somewhere.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_01: I could order more.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_01: I know, but it's just kind of cool to have the original.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_00: I love that I wrote on it, fucking jizz bag.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_00: That's funny.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking jizz bag.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_00: I guess I was saying that a lot 15 years ago or whatever.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_01: How about a, well, there you go, Brian from Tennessee, CMS bookmark for the new book.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_00: What are we, 10?
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_00: We need a bookmark.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_00: When is the last time you used a bookmark?
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, honestly, have you used a bookmark in your adult life?
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_01: No, I never have.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, CMS grape drank for the Swedes, maybe.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_01: Grape drank.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_00: I like this idea, the CMS shut the fuck up gym mug.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_00: I like that idea a lot.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_01: That might be the best idea of all the merch stuff on here.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_01: That's kind of a tip of the hat to the big Lebowski.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_01: Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I watched, speaking of movies that I generally don't like, but I try to like.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_00: I watched Pulp Fiction today.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_00: Still don't like it.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, I don't know what it is about that movie.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, there's parts that I like, but there's too many parts that I don't like.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_00: You know,
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_00: it just kind of, like,
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_00: why does Bruce Willis kill John Travolta in the middle of the movie,
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_00: but then he's alive till the end?
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_01: That's the whole movie.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_01: It's out of sync.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_01: You have to watch it for what it is because it's current story,
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_01: then there's a backstory,
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_01: then it gets back to the current story, and then to the backstory.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I needed to do probably a couple of gummies and then watch it maybe, but...
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_00: I just don't get it.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_00: I tried.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I tried today.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_00: I saw it was coming on.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_00: I was watching Godfather 3.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_00: Again, I was in a real fucking rut movie-wise today.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_00: But I watched Godfather 3, and then it came on right after it.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, you know what?
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_00: I am going to sit here, and I am going to watch this fucking movie.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_00: And God damn it, I'm going to find a reason to enjoy this fucking movie.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_00: And I watched it, and I just, I mean, there's a couple laughs in it.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_00: There's a couple, you know, when he's like, oh, Kahuna Burger.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_00: That whole scene is funny.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_00: This is a tasty burger.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_01: Do you mind if I have your Sprite?
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_01: What's in this?
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_01: Sprite.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_01: Good.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_01: Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, there's funny moments.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to lie.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_00: There are funny moments in it.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_00: But overall, as a movie, not for me.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'll take the Kill Bills over it.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_00: And I like Tarantino a lot.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_00: I really do.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_00: But, you know, I like the Grindhouse thing that he did, you know, Death Proof.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_00: And what was the other one called?
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_00: Do you remember?
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_00: I liked it so much I don't remember the fucking name,
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_00: so I guess that kind of blows that out of the water.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_00: But Death Proof was the one with, what's her name, Rose McGowan with the gun leg.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I got to be honest with you.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I've seen that one.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not bad.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, it was okay.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I like Kurt Russell's in it, too.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the wretch says we should have a CMS Royale with cheese.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_01: Royale with cheese.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like that whole thing with the metric system, whatever.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_00: The metric system.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_00: One smart motherfucker.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_00: CMS panties?
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_00: They won't make them big enough for our audience.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's an interesting thing that you just said.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_01: So last night, So I,
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_01: on Friday,
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_01: typically on Friday,
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_01: I go to,
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_01: there's a place right down the street here from me that I've been going down there
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_01: since the weather has been nice and a good friend of mine bartends.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_01: His name is Russell.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_01: He's a big two-way guy.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_01: Talk about guns and all kinds of stuff.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, we walk in there and of course, you know, as guys do, we talk about chicks.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_01: My comment is, Everywhere I look, chicks are just fat.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_01: I rarely see an attractive woman.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_01: No matter where I go, I rarely see an attractive woman anymore.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_01: It's an oddity when you see one.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's because we spent the last 15 years or whatever not body shaming.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_00: That's why.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_00: We told,
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_00: even with the advertising and everything,
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_00: we told all these chicks,
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_00: it's like, oh, well, you can be fat and wear Victoria's Secret.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_00: Guys still love that.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_00: Guys love a 300-pound fucking chick in lingerie from Victoria's Secret.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's nothing like a 300-pound woman in a thong.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's fantastic.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_00: But now we're starting to get back.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_00: I would imagine two or three years from now, you're going to see hotter chicks.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_00: Because right now you got Sidney Sweeney and Sadie Sink and all these,
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_00: you know, all these really hot chicks doing hot ads again.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, they're done with the fatties.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_00: They're done with the your body,
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_00: your choice bullshit that they were trying to convince us to say,
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_00: oh yeah, that's wonderful.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_00: I love seeing a hot, sweaty black girl in a thong.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_00: That's fantastic.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_00: They're done with that.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see what happened to Nike?
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_01: What, their stock going to shit?
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they got delisted.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_01: They should.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_01: Their market share dropped by 78%.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, look at everything that they support.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_01: That's my point.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_01: They lost their entire world.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_01: Value because of all the stupid shit that they do.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_01: The Colin Kaepernick's and the fat black women and, you know, workout gear.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_01: LeBron James.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: And the Dylan Mulvaney wearing women's workout clothes and shit like that, you know.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_01: And everybody said, I'm not going to wear that stuff.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_01: And it's just like, fuck you people.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not wearing Nike anymore.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_00: And it is a shame because I ain't going to lie.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_00: I wore Nike shoes for years.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, that was the...
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_00: That was the standard.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_00: That was the brand.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_00: I had Nike white high tops forever and I had a pair of Jordans.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_00: I had, I had an original Jordan air ones, you know, way, way, way, way back in the day.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_00: I had those,
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_00: cause even what's funny is when you think about that now,
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_00: cause I remember when,
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_00: when I got them,
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_00: my mom took me to buy them when I was like 15 years old or whatever.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_00: And they were like 150 bucks.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_00: And at that time, that was like $10 million.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was a lot of money for a pair of shoes.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_00: Going from the Payless shoe store where you get 14 pairs of shoes for $30
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_00: to one pair, $120 or $150 or whatever it was.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_00: But I remember I had to have them.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_00: I definitely had to have those Nike Airs, the Jordans, Jordan Air 1s.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_00: When they came out, I, I, and I wore the shit out of them and they look goofy as hell.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_00: You know,
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'd be wearing,
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_00: honestly,
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_00: they did look goofy with the,
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_00: the red and black, like they were all black with the red swooshes.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_00: They looked stupid on,
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_00: on like,
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_00: if you're wearing a pair of jeans or something,
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_00: they just look dumb,
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_00: but it didn't matter because they were, you know, they were, they were Air Jordans.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_00: And then you remember all that at the beginning and people were getting robbed
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_00: and getting their shoes stolen.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_01: They were getting their shoes stolen.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_01: They were getting their track suits stolen.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_00: And then corn ruined it by making Adidas like an equal partner in the, in the silliness.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_00: So then everybody was wearing Adidas for a while or run DMC as well with the Adidas
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_00: and then corn switched to Puma.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_00: So then all the corn fans switched to Puma and I was right there with all that
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_00: because I was a fucking fad jumping fag too.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_00: I had all three of those brands worth of shoes and I bought all three based on celebrity.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_00: Not even going to lie about it and say I didn't.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_00: I definitely bought my Jordans based on watching Michael Jordan play basketball.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_00: I definitely bought my first pair of Adidas with my Kango hat when fucking Run DMC came out.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_00: And I definitely bought the Pumas when Korn switched from Adidas to Puma.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_00: I definitely bought that shit.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_00: So, the marketing worked for a while.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_00: Ain't working anymore for Nike, though.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, metalheads!
• 30:05
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• 30:37
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck you and Colin Kaepernick, you fucking twats.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm glad you're not making any money.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_01: But it's amazing that such a massive brand Just went to shit.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_01: Just went right down the toilet.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they did.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_00: They went right to shit.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_01: Holy shit.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_01: I saw that and I was just like, Jesus Christ.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_01: And I saw a whole retrospective of what,
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_01: you know, what basically what a majority of the downfall was.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_01: And they showed the Colin Kaepernick's,
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_01: they showed the Dylan Mulvaney's,
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_01: they showed the,
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_01: overweight women, you know, Wearing sports clothes and all that other stuff.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_01: And it just killed the brand because they were so bought into the whole woke nonsense.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_00: It might come back, too.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_00: That's the saddest part.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_00: Again, two years from now,
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_00: when Trump ain't in office anymore,
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_00: you're going to see a hard push to make us fags again.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_00: You are going to see a hard push.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_01: Go from make America great again to make us fags again.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_01: Make America gay again.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_01: I think we've yapped enough about nonsense.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_01: We covered a bunch of nonsense.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_01: We didn't talk about anything of any significance.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_01: And we filled the whole hour with nothing but nonsense.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing but bullshit.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_01: All right, well, we're going to get into the tunage here as always.
• 32:12
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• 32:16
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• 32:19
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• 32:19
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• 32:24
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• 32:27
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• 32:31
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• 32:38
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• 32:39
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• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: and you get a lot of cool shit that Chris posts through the week and other fans post
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_01: through the week.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_01: And on Saturdays is where you shine because you get to request a song.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_01: And that's where the music comes from is you guys and gals who request a song
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_01: through the Fast Pass because you paid.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_01: So you got to pay to play.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: So let's get into the tunes here, and what shall we play, Mr. Akin?
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  SPEAKER_00: A little Iron Maiden from the Book of Souls release.
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  SPEAKER_01: Red and black?
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  SPEAKER_01: There it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: There it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Perfect.
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  SPEAKER_01: So let's get into some Iron Maiden.
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  SPEAKER_01: And this is the Red and the Black exclusively here.
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