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SKI YOU IN HELL! | RHOSLC Recap with Monica Garcia · Reality with The King

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  Speaker 1: Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your
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  Speaker 1: Real Housewives franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset. in
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  Speaker 1: addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or
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  Speaker 1: scripted as well.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Raindrops.
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  Speaker 1: On today's episode of Reality with the King, Monte Carlo
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  Speaker 1: is about to talk about Salt Lake City episode two.
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  Speaker 3: It's the best day of the week.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, honestly, I'm loving the new schedule because this is
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  Speaker 4: like the best day to go into the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: It's, like, something to look forward to right before Friday.
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  Speaker 2: I like to call Thursday Friday Eve.
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  Speaker 1: Yes!
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like, on Christmas, Christmas Eve gets you all
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  Speaker 2: stoked for, like, Christmas Day. So I feel like for Friday,
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  Speaker 2: it's that. But first of all, speaking of stoked, bitch,
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  Speaker 2: you look good.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. It's giving 90s, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like, she could be on Melrose Place.
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  Speaker 1: Oh!
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  Speaker 2: Are you a Merrill, sir? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: 90210, Merrill's Place, all the things, honey. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I am the love child of Aaron Spelling. Let's
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  Speaker 2: be clear. Merrill's Place is my shit. Heather Locklear, the
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  Speaker 2: whole nine yards.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: But no. First of all, Monica.
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  Speaker 3: Baywatch, honey, come through.
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  Speaker 2: We got to get to.
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  Speaker 1: You, the 10 range mods. First of all, if you're
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  Speaker 1: only listening, head to my Patreon, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Patreon. And Monica is giving, like, you know what
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  Speaker 2: you're giving me? What? J-Lo.
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  Speaker 1: Goodbye.
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  Speaker 3: Literally retire now. That's the dream, honey. She looks so
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  Speaker 3: good for her age, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She looks good for any age.
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  Speaker 1: Any age.
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  Speaker 2: She is snatched. You look amazing. So wait, it's the tan?
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  Speaker 2: It's the hair?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's the tan. It's the hair. It's all the things.
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  Speaker 3: We're just... I'm in a crisis, bitch, so... I chopped
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  Speaker 3: my hair.
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  Speaker 4: I stayed in the sun. I went lighter like our
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  Speaker 4: girl J-Lo.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I'm here for you.
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  Speaker 2: You look amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You look really good. We are going to.
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  Speaker 1: Recap season seven, episode two of Salt Lake City. Let's
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  Speaker 1: get right into it. What do we think? I guess
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  Speaker 1: she's friends to the show, right? You know all of
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  Speaker 1: the tea because you live in Salt Lake City.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm talking about Ashley Kwai.
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  Speaker 4: Kwai with a Y is like how it's like.
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  Speaker 3: How you remember it. Yeah, Kwai.
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 4: That's how she got everyone to remember her name. Hers
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  Speaker 4: is Kwai Y. Like, it sounds like Y, Kwai.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's get right into it because in this episode,
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  Speaker 1: we're introduced to her because she is Friends with Lisa
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  Speaker 1: Barlow and Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: Stop you right.
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  Speaker 4: Out the gate, honey, because let's clock this, all right?
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  Speaker 4: Everyone wanted to call me Jen Shaw's assistant, honey. Ashley,
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  Speaker 4: Miss Thing, you were glam. You were glam team to
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  Speaker 4: Lisa Barlow. I had no idea. They literally started out
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  Speaker 4: with Lisa introducing her by being on her glam team.
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  Speaker 3: And then they showed pictures of, of her doing glam.
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  Speaker 4: So please, we got to document that correctly because y'all
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  Speaker 4: want to call me Jen Shaw's assistant, honey, you better
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  Speaker 4: come out here and say Ashley was Lisa Barlow's glam team.
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Did you not notice that?
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't notice that.
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  Speaker 3: And that's no shade. That is no shade.
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: That is no shade.
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  Speaker 4: But I want it to be known right now we
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  Speaker 4: got someone else on RHO SLC that was on the
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  Speaker 4: squads of these women, okay?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not letting that go untalked about.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay. Team.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Okay, okay. So, let's get into her.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, before we get into, like, her thing,
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  Speaker 1: because you just gagged me really fast.
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  Speaker 2: So, Ashley... Is or was Lisa Barlow's glam? Yes, was. Was.
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  Speaker 2: Was she a part of her glam squad when you
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  Speaker 2: were there?
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  Speaker 1: No. No.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I know that she was hanging around Jen. Well, I
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  Speaker 4: don't even want to say hanging around Jen.
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  Speaker 3: She was like around. She was in the circles. But
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  Speaker 3: I never actually met her.
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  Speaker 4: I've never physically met her before. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So was she also Whitney's glam?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so, but it sounds like she was
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  Speaker 3: her brother.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Ashley's brother was married to Whitney's.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Let me get this straight. This is some, this is
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  Speaker 3: some Utah shit, right?
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  Speaker 4: Ashley's brother was married to Whitney's best friend.
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  Speaker 3: Shari that passed away.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: So Ashley and Shari were sister-in-laws, and I think that's
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  Speaker 4: how Whitney and Ashley know each other, I believe.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Is it true that, allegedly, right?
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh. Come through now.
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  Speaker 1: That she was supposed to be a housewife and got
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  Speaker 1: demoted towards the end of the season?
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  Speaker 3: I have....
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  Speaker 4: That's how you know I'm trying to think of the
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  Speaker 4: right answer, because normally I'm quick with it.
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  Speaker 3: Let me.
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  Speaker 2: Let's be PC for SLC.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. I can't, you know, that's how you know
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  Speaker 3: I can't lie. I can't fucking lie. I really can't.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just, yes, that's what I've heard. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if I would word it.
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  Speaker 2: Allegedly.
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  Speaker 3: Allegedly.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I would word it as demoted...
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  Speaker 4: Because you would know this, okay, from a producer's standpoint.
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  Speaker 3: Do they actually really even decide?
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  Speaker 4: It was my understanding they don't officially decide you're an
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  Speaker 4: apple holder or a diamond or a snowflake until the
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  Speaker 4: season plays out. They don't know what's going to happen
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  Speaker 4: with you. You're brand new. They don't know how you're
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  Speaker 4: going to be on camera. They don't know how are
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  Speaker 4: you even going to stick it out. Are you going
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  Speaker 4: to film six weeks and quit?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: So it was my understanding that you really don't know
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  Speaker 4: if you're a snowflake holder or not until the season
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  Speaker 4: plays out. Is that right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the thing is, you try out and depending on
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  Speaker 1: how much you're integral into the storylines of the season,
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  Speaker 1: a decision can be made mid-season that, okay, let's hand
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  Speaker 1: her a main title, right? Or once they start getting
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  Speaker 1: footage and editing the show, then they realize, okay, is
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  Speaker 1: she housewife worthy for a myriad of things, whether it's storyline, personality,
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  Speaker 1: all of those things. And I, listen, when it comes
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  Speaker 1: to the Salt Lake City girls, they already have, what,
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  Speaker 1: seven housewives, right?
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  Speaker 3: Bitch, I don't even know.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's count. Lisa, Meredith, girl's about to say Jan. Lisa, Meredith, Heather, Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: Angie.
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  Speaker 2: Angie. Mary.
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  Speaker 3: Mary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So they got seven housewives. So the idea of making
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  Speaker 2: someone an eighth. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You got to be really strong. But I will say this.
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  Speaker 1: First impressions are everything.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so nervous for your first. I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: see if we're on the same page here.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so I will say this. I mean, very honest.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll get into the specifics of her personal story.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, beautiful girl, right?
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  Speaker 1: She definitely, to me, was trying too hard. It gave
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  Speaker 1: a little dehydration, right? It gave, I need to suck
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  Speaker 1: the H2O out of the fire hydrant in New York
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  Speaker 1: City and Brooklyn between, you know. You know, it gave
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  Speaker 1: a little, not thirsty, because thirsty is Jessel in New
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  Speaker 1: York City Housewives.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh. It gave, no shade.
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  Speaker 3: I love Jessel.
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  Speaker 2: No, Jessel's gorge. Jessel's thirsty.
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  Speaker 3: I love her and her husband.
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  Speaker 2: And she had too many rehearsed reads in this past episode.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't been watching.
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  Speaker 2: But it's good. It's a good season. Jessel's thirsty. Jessel's thirsty.
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  Speaker 2: And because she does PR, she allegedly, you know, she
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  Speaker 2: has connections to make sure when you Google her, it's
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  Speaker 2: all good stuff. But I digress.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Ashley, who I like... I do like her. I do
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  Speaker 2: like her. Ashley... Okay. Why? I do like her. But
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  Speaker 2: she definitely.
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  Speaker 1: The moment I was like, okay, Ashley, you're trying too hard.
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  Speaker 4: God, I don't know if it's our... If we have
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  Speaker 4: the same moment.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. It was a moment... Okay, fuck. I think I
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  Speaker 2: wrote it down. It was... Oh, I know what it was.
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  Speaker 2: What does my husband do? I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess he... You know what? I should
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  Speaker 2: know this, right? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: The dumb blonde, dumb housewife trope is tiring.
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  Speaker 2: It's tired.
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  Speaker 1: You know what your husband does. If you're unable to
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  Speaker 1: explain it, that's one thing. But to act like You
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  Speaker 1: don't know what he does, but you're obsessed with his nipples?
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  Speaker 2: Get out of here. But go ahead. That's my opinion. Look, look.
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  Speaker 4: We have to be as unbiased as we can. No
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  Speaker 4: matter what I feel for her as a person or whatever,
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  Speaker 4: if I think she's beautiful, if I think she's great,
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  Speaker 4: we are here to give our honest review of the episode.
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  Speaker 3: And I was really.
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  Speaker 3: Like, damn, because it did come across as trying too hard.
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  Speaker 4: And ironically, the moment for me that it came across
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  Speaker 4: that way wasn't the same exact moment, although that moment 100%
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  Speaker 4: was like, come on, girl.
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  Speaker 3: Come on. I know you know, boo. But the moment
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  Speaker 3: for me was still in a confessional.
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  Speaker 4: And it was the moment when she said, I was
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  Speaker 4: one of the first people to ever taste Vida Tequila.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. And I'm like, Ashley, come on.
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  Speaker 3: I love you, girl, but no.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what?
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  Speaker 4: I try to give a lot of grace because being
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  Speaker 4: new to this is hard. You're trying to step into
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  Speaker 4: this group that I don't know about other franchises, but
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  Speaker 4: I know this cast. And it is not an easy
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  Speaker 4: group to step into.
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  Speaker 3: And they will ice your ass out. There is one girl.
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  Speaker 4: That has made it a second season, and it's Bronwyn.
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  Speaker 4: Every other fucking girl that came on this cast.
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  Speaker 3: Was kicked off, okay? So it is very hard.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I never thought about that. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: It is very hard to come onto this cast and
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  Speaker 4: stay and make it and da-da-da-da-da.
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  Speaker 3: But it was... It was hard. It was hard for
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  Speaker 3: me because....
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  Speaker 4: From things that I've heard, I would love to see
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  Speaker 4: her real self. And I think she was overcompensating, especially
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  Speaker 4: in confessionals, where people are like, there's a disconnect.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And, you know, again, this is no shade. This is
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  Speaker 4: just our opinions, and it could change. Absolutely. 100%. We
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  Speaker 4: just got introduced, and all we're saying is it felt...
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  Speaker 4: very forced. The nipple thing was weird to me, just.
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  Speaker 3: Like nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple. And I'm just, that felt forced.
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  Speaker 4: There were just a lot of things that I, I
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  Speaker 4: will say I did have a lot of people message
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  Speaker 4: me too, because she said, um, And again, Ashley girl,
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  Speaker 4: you got to get your story straight, boo.
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  Speaker 3: This is advice.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just giving you advice because this is where people
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  Speaker 4: start to fact check. She said in her confessional that
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  Speaker 4: she was married for five years, but apparently she got
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  Speaker 4: married in 2024.
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  Speaker 3: So that was like, I don't know, but I'm telling
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  Speaker 3: you now, boo, we don't need another Rula moment at reunion.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
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  Speaker 3: When they're like, when were you married? When's your anniversary?
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  Speaker 3: What was the date? What was the year?
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  Speaker 4: And Ashley, this is me looking out for your ass, bitch,
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  Speaker 4: because it's going to happen. It's going to happen, especially
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  Speaker 4: if you had beef with any of these women. They
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  Speaker 4: are going to come with your marriage certificate on that
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  Speaker 4: motherfucking reunion stage, honey.
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  Speaker 3: So don't be saying in confessionals.
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  Speaker 4: You were married for five years, but then you were
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  Speaker 4: married in 2024. Like, I'm just saying, this is the
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  Speaker 4: kind of stuff they will eat you alive for.
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  Speaker 2: They will. They will. Let me through something.
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  Speaker 3: They will eat you alive.
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  Speaker 1: Housewives fans are gonna fact check you, bitch. So, you
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  Speaker 1: better get your story straight. So, she said that... And listen,
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  Speaker 1: speaking of... Not Jersey, Rhode Island, where you brought up
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  Speaker 1: Rue La La. She's also giving a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: Kelsey tease a little bit when she mentioned that her husband...
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  Speaker 1: lives in Florida 80% of the time.
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  Speaker 2: Yes! I forgot about that. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: It was red flags all over the fucking field because
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  Speaker 1: it gave me no.
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  Speaker 2: Shade, Ashley, why, whatever. It gave... Okay. I'm not calling
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  Speaker 2: you a side chick or.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're married, allegedly, although my girl Monica just told
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  Speaker 1: us you lied, allegedly.
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  Speaker 2: About five years when you got married, 2024. Okay, I
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  Speaker 2: can add. Four plus, you know, that was two years ago. So,
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  Speaker 2: a man being in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Like Kelsey's boyfriend being in Florida, we all found out,
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  Speaker 1: courtesy of investigators of BravoTV.com fans.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's what my DMs are flooded.
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  Speaker 3: That's how I find out.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, girl, as friend to friend, honey,
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  Speaker 4: let's get this timeline correct before.
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  Speaker 3: They come with the receipts.
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  Speaker 1: Because you already know this guy is going to do
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  Speaker 1: it for the sake of entertainment.
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  Speaker 2: So that part gave me red flag like, huh.
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  Speaker 1: Does your husband allegedly have a different life in Florida?
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  Speaker 1: And by life, does he have a different wife in Florida?
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  Speaker 3: Could you imagine?
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  Speaker 2: Are there kids in Florida? Is his wife in Florida?
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  Speaker 1: Are you just somebody that he keeps in Salt Lake
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  Speaker 1: City to suck on his nipples upon return? Because your husband, listen,
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  Speaker 1: no shade. We all have our own type that we're
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  Speaker 1: attracted to. I saw the photos. I'm not excited to
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  Speaker 1: lick his nipples.
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  Speaker 2: No shade. No shade. No shade. I don't see the appeal.
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  Speaker 2: But what are your thoughts on that?
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  Speaker 1: Like, that was, when I say to you, that was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh shit, red flag here.
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  Speaker 2: This is Kelsey.
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  Speaker 4: No, it makes me mad because from what I know
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  Speaker 4: about her, she's amazing and she's fun and she travels
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  Speaker 4: and she's, she's funny and.
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  Speaker 3: All these incredible things. And I, you know, I like her.
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  Speaker 3: I really do.
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  Speaker 4: But for whatever reason, this episode, I don't feel like
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  Speaker 4: was good for her. In my opinion, she got shut
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  Speaker 4: down by Angie K real quick at the table, honey. Uh,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I felt like the confessionals were.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, I just, I wish she would just be herself.
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  Speaker 3: It's giving, it's not myself. I did like that she's- Not.
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  Speaker 2: To cut you off. No, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Because I want to piggyback when you said be herself.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying this because you're here. You know,
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  Speaker 1: my audience knows I keep it real. Yes. It felt
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  Speaker 1: that she watched Monica Garcia's season and said, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to be her 2.0. That was my immediate reaction. Because
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  Speaker 1: hear me out. I do feel this way. You could disagree.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I've been watching Salt Lake since day one. The Salt
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  Speaker 1: Lake City Housewives, which works, by the way, it works.
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  Speaker 1: They're all kind of very mellow.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they're not like, they're not loud. They're not
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  Speaker 1: like spunky. They're very mellow.
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  Speaker 3: They're monotone.
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  Speaker 2: Very monotone. It's very like, John, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's very daddy, right? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: When she came on the screen like, I got the
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  Speaker 1: tea like a fever. I said, is Monica on the screen, right?
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  Speaker 2: Like, wait, what?
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: The personality was so big. And I'm not saying that's
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: not who she is.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know this woman. We don't know her, yeah.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is it reminded me of your season
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: when the raindrops forced me to watch it and said,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: watch this season, bitch.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: It's this housewife you're going to live for. I said, fine,
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: I'll watch it. Yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: It was your immediate personality that I was like.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: She is nothing like Salt Lake City. So I felt
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: that with Ashley. I felt Ashley.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say she purposefully studied you, but
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I definitely felt that she was trying to fulfill that spark.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Because even Bronwyn was great. Bronwyn is monotone too. Yeah.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: She'll throw out a child every now and then. Although
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I haven't heard that from her. I haven't heard it yet.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: But I agree with you 1 million percent because when
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: I heard Vida Tequila, I swear to God, I swear
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: I need to go, but I need to find it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: That is a Jen Shaw. It was Jen Shaw to
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: a T. I was like, she trying to be Jen
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Shaw because I swear in a confessional, and I swear
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: this happened because I swear it went viral, where Jen
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: was like, in a confessional. And so I think that's
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: maybe what rubbed me wrong is I was like.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Jamie, find that for us.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, find it. Because I swear I was like, she
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: trying to be Jen Shaw. No. And I think that's
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: where we got off on the weirdness for me.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. Yes. So that's what it gave for me.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: But look, love the Prada hat with the matching jacket. Yeah.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: The potential of like.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: You know, the house that's going to be, the location
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: looks gorgeous.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: So I'm definitely thrilled about that.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: This is Reality with the King, and I'm Carlos King.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Let's get back into the show.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say, not to cut
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: you off.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: I love that Lisa in her confessional, I love and
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: hate it, but I love that Lisa in her confessional said...
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: she's a real Cinderella to Khaleesi, Game of Thrones story,
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: queen of the castle.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I loved it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: It was a double-edged sword.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Cause I'm like, okay, so you're good with people that
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: have nothing as long as eventually they have this huge
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: mansion and money and then it's okay.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: But if you're still currently in your Cinderella.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Era, you know, But I do know that she does.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I hope we get into it. I think that we will.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: I know that she does have an incredible story, that
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: she really does come from nothing.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: She lived with her mother. And there's a lot of stuff.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of stuff there.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Listen, and like you said, and Tree, and we'll get
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: to how Angie Kay shut her down later in the episode.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we will.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: By the way, Lisa Barlow, you know I love you.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Ain't no mountain high enough is Diana Ross.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: That was embarrassing.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: It's not a Miley Cyrus song.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Did they actually correct that? No.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, I don't even think that
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: they corrected it. Like when they put it and then
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: they exit out and put like the actual person.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I was shocked that they.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Didn't do that.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I think they probably figured out like 99.9% of the
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: audience would be like, really, bitch?
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's embarrassing.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, Miley Cyrus sung Party in the USA and Flowers
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: in addition to some other shit that is a little
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: bit racy.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, we got to get into your girl Whitney.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Wait, before we do, I just want to ask you this.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: It's really quick, but I want to know if you
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: caught this.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: No.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Because of the drama going on with this housewife, Angie...
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: The scene with the cookies and her daughter.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Did you not think Elektra was, like, over her shit?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: She was, like, frosting that cookie, and she's like, stop.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Tell me. They are over her shit, and it's very...
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: It is a... What do they call that? A pre... Like.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, meaning those little interstitials?
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, where it's like a pre... Oh, my God.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Like those little scene-lets?
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a... It's like foretelling. Is that a word?
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, foreshadowing, foreshadowing. Thank you, thank you.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: It was very, very.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: It was a couple seconds, but so foreshadowing for what
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: is coming with her storyline. And I just wanted to
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: see if you caught that.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what I did catch with
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Angie Kay, or should I say lack thereof, this season.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh. So far, it's only episode two.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I noticed that Angie Kay has nothing going on, and
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: they're not showing her. She had no scenes for the
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: second episode in a row. That's very problematic as a producer.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I did not catch this.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: The fact that Heather Gay had Tripp in episode one,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Lisa Barlow had her own personal scene. Meredith didn't either,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: but Meredith is involved in terms of like what's going
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: on with Whitney. So her and Lisa Barlow had a
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: one-on-one scene episode one.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Angie Kay is not there.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Ooh! Angie Kay, think about it. She had no personal
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: story scene. The scene where her daughter was what we
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: call in the business.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: B-roll.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Not B-roll, yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: B-roll, bitch.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: It was the equivalent of watching them fold laundry for
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: two seconds in their house.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Honey, you know that's true.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: It was giving that.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: And it's interesting because remember, she would sit to a snowflake, um,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: last season. And you and I talked about this too
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: last season. They kind of, I felt, they were kind
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: of ushering her as like one of the stars of
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: So to see the.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Downfall of Angie Kay where... Ooh, not downfall, honey. So far,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: it's like the downfall of Angie Kay. I'm not seeing her.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: She had nothing going on. So we'll get to that
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: later in the ski trip.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: So far, not so good. So go to Whitney. Because Whitney,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I believe Whitney was on the chopping block. I will
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: always believe that. I believe that. But she's my Libra sister.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Happy Libra season, Whitney. She's giving the goods.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: The fact that we learn, what's her husband's name, Monica? Justin.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: The fact that we're learning in this scene with her
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: and Justin that she is sleeping in the guest bedroom
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: and moved all her shit up there.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's... Yeah.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: And on top of that, she's really being transparent about
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: her admission to coping with her problems by drinking.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: What are your thoughts on that? Because... I always looked
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: at Whitney as like the fun, young, hot girl. You
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like the sexy, young girl married
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: to the old guy. She's super fun. Look, all these
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: housewives get wasted. No shade. Not all of them, but 90%.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: So I never looked at it like it was a problem.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, they all get drunk.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: But she's telling us that she feels like it's a
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: problem for her.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: But what I was... confused by, and maybe we'll get.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: This later this season, is your coping mechanism affecting your marriage?
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Like, is it the alcohol or is it something else
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: that's there?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: That, okay. Look, I love Whitney. I love Justin so much.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: So unfortunately I have, I, you know, I am a
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: little biased when it comes to that.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: As you should be. Yes.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: You know why.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: But that scene felt very weird to me because.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: It felt out of place. It felt like out of place.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying that what is going on is fake
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: or made up or just a storyline. But it felt rushed.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: It felt... Bitch, like... You want to know what it
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: felt like to me? It felt like a pickup scene.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, explain to the audience what a pickup scene is
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: because I can understand why you feel that way.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, so a pickup scene is you've been filling, you know,
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: the whole season with everything that you have filmed. And
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: then as the season plays out and storylines actually come
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: to fruition, or maybe after you wrapped filming, storylines came
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: out in the press. Very similar to what happened with
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Justin and Whitney's separation coming out in the press after
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: filming had wrapped.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: What do you do?
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: You pick up those cameras and you schedule a filming
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: date and you film a pickup scene to put into
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: the season to make what has come out after filming
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: wrapped make sense and come together throughout the season. It
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: felt like a pickup scene to me.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Was it? Maybe not at all.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: But it just felt like, let's pick up the scene.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: It came out that they're separated. Okay, let's put you
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: in the guest room. Let's do da-da-da-da-da.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: It just felt weird. It was like, I'm going to
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: the gym. And it was like, okay, well, can we talk?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying that what they're going through isn't real.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: No, not at all. Yes, yes.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: But the scene felt like an afterthought or a later
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: than to me.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: I definitely get your point with that.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Listen, one thing that's happening this season that I do
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: appreciate is we're diving into their real personal lives, which
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I felt like, even in your season, you were the
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: only one giving the goods.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Like, bitch, this is who I am. This is what
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I got going on.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: And everybody else was phoning it in. So I do
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: think they're not used to giving that.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Having the gift check. They're not used to having to
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: share their fucking lives.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, no shade. It was.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's all shade.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, some of them have gotten away with it
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: for fucking six, seven years of not having to do
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: that shit.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: It's giving.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Bring your personal shit or we're replacing you.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: All day, which to me is why, look, I, the
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: reason why the, I'll stick with Whitney. The reason why
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the Whitney storyline is jarring is because for the first
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: six seasons, we've never even talked about or heard about
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: her wilding out, like drinking or whatever.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Or them having problems.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Or them having problems.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: We knew that she was upset last season with the
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: failure of her business and she blamed Justin for it.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: We understood that.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: But the separation that we know is impending in terms
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: of the story that is coming this season, because like
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: you said, we found out a few months ago after
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: they wrapped filming that.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Yes. And now she's on this apology tour, which we'll
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: get to that in a second.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: So my point is, it's so much to digest because
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: we weren't ever privy to any problems with her and
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Justin's marriage.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: We weren't privy to her drinking too much.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: It would have made sense if, let's say, for example,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: and I'm not wishing this on her, but hear me out.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: If Meredith's storyline was, I cope with my reality by drinking,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: we would have.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Said, well.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Word on the street from these girls were, you do
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: drink a lot. That you attacked Britney last season on
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: the plane. So at least we would have been like,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: got it understood because we've heard this.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: We've never heard that by Whitney. We've never heard her
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: and Justin have problems.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: So while I appreciate the personal story, I get what
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: you're saying in terms of the conversation seems to feel like.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: It came out of nowhere.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: And again, I love them. I will fight for them
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: and ride for them all day. They are amazing.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: I love them together. The separation is horrible. I hate
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: it for them. But it just, it felt misplaced.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Can I just say this and I'll move on?
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Say it.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Is there any housewife that's going to stay married? I
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: just feel like.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Gorgeous and John.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: I pray that they are like, they stay married. Because
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: you get what I'm saying. Yeah, I sure do.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like every housewife, if they make it past
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: four seasons, they're getting a divorce. And there's a whole
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: separate episode about why that happens.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: And I have a theory.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Angie Kay's storyline will come up soon.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: And we'll get into that.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Because I do feel like what I've heard, allegedly, about
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: why they're divorcing.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I think that's a lot of the reasons why... Men
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: are divorcing their housewife. But anyways. Yeah. The divorce story,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I'm like.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: It's just that. Okay.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Speaking of divorce. Yes. You know I love Bronwyn.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you do. I know you do.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Let's talk about our little meet cute. moment rom-com scene.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: She's like, I never thought I'd find myself in a rom-com.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: No, bitch, you put yourself in one. You paid for that.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: You wrote the checks to have it. You gave yourself
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: a rom-com moment, honey. Come on now. Those checks cleared
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: to Mr. Brandon. Take me ice skating and pick me
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: up and spin me around. Here's your check, boo. To
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: the bank. Paid for by Todd. Tell me I'm wrong.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Tell me I'm wrong.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Listen, listen, listen. Okay. Disclaimer.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I love Bronwyn.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I am team Bronwyn.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Yep. But I'm also, the hard part about this job is,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: is you just got to call shit out the window.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: You have to. And they get mad at you, but
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: you have to.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's fine. I'm so over them being mad at me. Yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Okay. Now, I will say this. You and I were
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: the first podcasters... to call out, like, oh, bitch, Broadway
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: is setting up her divorce with Todd.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: It was, you and I both said, and we screamed
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: and said, bitch, are you picking up what she's dropping?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: And when that divorce came out at the reunion, we said, bitch,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: we ain't surprised.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: We sat there ungooped and ungathered, bitch. That was another Tuesday.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Okay. So, with that being said....
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Bronwyn is one of the biggest hustlers I've ever seen.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: And don't mean that in a bad way. You call
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: it a hustler.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: I call it a strategist. We have two different words.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Okay. You know what? I'll say strategist. That sounds much
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: more like cleaner.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Bronwyn is the best strategist I've seen because Bronwyn said, hmm.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I'm divorcing you.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get on the show. And explain why
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it. And this is my meal ticket out
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: of this motherfucking marriage.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Okay. Then Brahma said, okay. The new season. I got
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: to give something. She met this gorge 32-year-old.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: I love the 10-year age gap. Come through.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Who's like, this will make me marketable for modeling gear
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: because nobody knows who I am.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: And I do believe they had an agreement between each other.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I did not get any sort of sex appeal from
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: the two of them.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: No. It was zero to me. Yeah. It gave mommy
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: take your son to work day.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: And I do believe strongly that Bronwyn said to Brandon,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: do this for a few months. It'll benefit you. It'll
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: benefit me. And that was what I got from this scene.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: He sat there somehow with a straight face with his
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: lip filled lips and said, oh, my phone is blowing
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: up with so many area codes about this relationship.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Bitch, he just told you. He just told you what
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: he is there for.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: And then she was like, so- And that's no.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Shade to lip filler.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: No, it's not. Listen, everyone gets it. No shade. Everybody, everybody.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: It's all good.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: The thing is, and then when she said, so how
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: does that make you feel? the attention that this relationship
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: is bringing you.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: He said famous. It made me feel famous.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: It made me feel like I am here getting exactly
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: what I signed up for.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Yes. Tequila, tequila.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Tequila, tequila.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Everyone here is a paid actor this season.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: We are all paid actors, okay? Season seven, come through.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: It was horrible.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you why it's horrible.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: It's horrible.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: It's horrible because of this reason alone. And it's no
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: one's fault but these housewives who do this shit.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: You bring this man on the show. Yes.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, we already know that you guys aren't together and
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: that you're messing with a PGA golfing man who is
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: technically still married.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: So the sad part is this.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: With a nine-month-old baby. Wife's still very freshly postpartum, motherfucker.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Don't... Okay.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take a look real quick, moving on.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: No, the thing is this.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Because we know that this relationship isn't going to last.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: We are not invested. We're not invested.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: So, it's hard watching this scene. Unfortunately for the audience,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: it's so unfair to us. It's unfair to production. It's
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: unfair to everybody involved because it's sort of like... Yes,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: reality happens, but fuck, are you, like, you mean to
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: tell me? You, you, you, you're, the, baby, the ink
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: isn't even dry on the divorce papers.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: They're still married, yeah.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Y'all are still married. Mm-hmm. You meet this guy. I'm
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: all about dating a bunch of people.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: But you paraded this man around like he was your man, man, man, man, man.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: You film with him this season. It's airing, and now
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: we know y'all broke up.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: It gives, to what your point is, paid actor. And
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: that's unfortunate to the brand, the producers, and the work
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: that people do.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: And I love Robin, but.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: I don't, but listen, she already went on Watch What
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Happens Live and said.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: who? Who?
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: Who? And then we're supposed to sit here and watch
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: you twirl around on an ice skating rink or whatever
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: the fuck and believe it?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Next.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: How did you feel when she said, um.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: What?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: What? I'm trying to defend you, sister, but it's hard.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: When she said, it's hard to have a public relationship
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: because I don't want it to seem like I'm rubbing
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: getting Todd's face.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: I don't, I can't get down with anything she says.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: Straight down to where she was coming for Ashley and
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: she was like, why, why would you wear that?
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Any of that. Shut up. We watched you walk around
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: in a hamburger skirt, bitch. Shut up.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Dressed as a whole ass labia for your entrance when
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: you walked into the freaking show. Let Kwai, with a Y,
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: live her life in her fur coat and hat. She
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: wasn't wearing anything crazy.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I'm mad.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I'm mad. I'm just mad.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: No, it's okay. It's okay. Hey, listen. You have every
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: right to be. I get it. I get it. I
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: get it. I will tell you what also is cray-cray. What? Bronwyn,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: you told on yourself, sister. Uh-oh, what?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: The paying allegations you did not beat when you said,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: and I quote, Brandon came in town.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, Brandon... is here every.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Week now since they met, and she got him a
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: hotel in downtown Salt Lake City.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Why? You got... Wait. You got him a hotel.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Which, translate, you paid for it.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Bitch!
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: What in the per diem is happening here?
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I'm so glad you brought this up. Thank you so much,
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: because she also said... He is not staying in the
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: house that Todd built. What the fuck do you mean?
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: We have not heard one time that Todd built that house.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Not once. Now, all of a sudden, it's the house
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: that Todd built.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: It's unraveling so fast for me over here with this. Okay, fine.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: He's in a hotel. Are you not together? Like I
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: got us a hotel room. Like, okay, you're showing respect.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: You don't want to bring him to the house that
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: you and Todd rented when you got cast on the show.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Let's call it what it is, bitch.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: So why didn't you, you know, out of respect, you.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Don't want him in the same bed in the whatever.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: But why were you both not in that? Why did
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: she say it like that?
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: I got him a hotel.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Not that he got a hotel. And that's the thing, Raindrop.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Or us.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Or us. Or us.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: You have to listen explicitly to what they're.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Saying because oftentimes they tell themselves.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: And Monica and I saw a clip of the Salt
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Lake City housewives being interviewed. And the question was, who's
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: going to be in the hot seat at the reunion?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: They all said Bronwyn.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's, yep.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: You're in the hot seat, mama. And based on these
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: two fucking episodes.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: I see why.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There ought to be two episodes. I'm questioning everything
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: you're talking about.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: You got over here, you got Bob the Builder Todd.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: You've got, I'm getting him a freaking hotel.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: You got who you got. Oh, girl. Oh, I'm tired
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: with her and it's episode two.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: No wonder.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no wonder she's in the hot seat.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Okay. We got to get to Brittany. Brittany's back. Yeah.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Is she though?
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know why she's there. This is no shade.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Is she though?
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Why are you there? This is no shade.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: No.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: This is no shade.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed Britney her first season, and I'll be very honest,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed Britney her second season, which was last season,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: only because Meredith allegedly attacked her on the plane. That
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: was the only purpose that I had for Britney, right?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Britney needs to go. I'm not interested.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that you were six months sober of
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: no man.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Bitch, six weeks. Six weeks. Six weeks.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Okay. Six weeks. The thing is this, I don't need
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Britney anymore. That's no shame.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: It didn't work out the first two times. Why are
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: you here?
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know why they did that.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Are you just.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: I'm saying they, because like from a producer standpoint, why, why?
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Is it because they think the audience just loves her corkiness?
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I think maybe they thought, like, will she give us
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: something else?
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Listen, no shade. No shade. No shade. As a friend of,
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: you're getting paid craft services. So I'm assuming. And that's
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: no shade.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: You know, no shade.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's just fact.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: It's fact.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Tilly and Kathy Hilton are doing it for the
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: fun of it and the exposure.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Exactly. They don't need the money. Like, this is like
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: exposure for my other shit. Cool.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Something fun to do to fill my time.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: A free trip to Italy, bitch? Why not?
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Exactly.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Yes. So... Britney, I don't see it.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Now, look, I understand they're probably like, look, she's free,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: shoot her, whatever. But I'll be shocked if I see
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: her a lot this season. It was jarring to see
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: her with Heather. Speaking of Heather.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Wow. What?
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Wait, I don't know what you're going to say right now.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm only bringing this up because they brought it up.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I don't like talking about women's looks.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: It's not my thing. It's not my thing.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: That's my thing, bitch.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Move.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Get out the way. I got it.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I got it.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: What you need, what you got, what you want. I'll
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: say it.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: That scene between her and Brittany and Whitney was there.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, the sandwich, the breakfast sandwich scene.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: The breakfast sandwich scene.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Heather looks like a completely different person. It was extremely
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: jarring to me. And I'm only bringing it up because
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: she admitted to having a facelift. And that's the only
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: reason I'm bringing it up. And of course, this season,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: they're talking about Meredith. By the way, looks amazing.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: By the way, like.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Outward with it, which we love. We love that.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: We love when they're like, this was the doctor I
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: went to. This is the procedure.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Because as viewers, we want to know, who did you
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: go to? Because I need to know who not to
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: go to, Heather. And I need to know who to go, Meredith.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Okay? So, yes, we love when they come and they
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: share all the deets. I love her for that.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: That's a real housewife.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: It was jarring to me.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: It was literally like watching Becky number two and Roseanne
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: come down the stairs and you're like, where the fuck
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: is the original Becky?
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Like, I know how Becky look, bitch. Second Becky come
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: down the stairs and you're like, wait, bitch.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I know this show comes out weekly, but bitch, this
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: ain't the Becky that I was watching.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Bitch, that might be my favorite thing you've ever said.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Becky too? Becky with the good hair.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: That was the name, Becky with the good hair.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: The hair was good.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: No, bitch, don't you dare because her ass is... Her
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: hair is dusty, crusty, rusty, musty. Listen, she sat there
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: talking shit on Meredith's wig. The motherfucking audacity.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: When you're walking around with your busted extensions every fucking season,
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: shut the fuck up about Meredith Marks' wig. You are
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: the last person that should be talking about someone's weave.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Okay? Stop.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Becky with the bad hair. Okay? No.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Well, Monica has said it because that's her wheelhouse. Okay.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: So.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Um.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: We have a praise ski. Number two, a praise ski.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you remember, but during my season,
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: it was in a praise ski.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Lisa.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Lisa threw in a praise ski event.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: And it was, that was the scene when I was like,
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: get your fingers out of my face.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, that was that.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: And we're at another, a praise ski, which kind of
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: threw me for a loop. I was surprised that they
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: recycled that.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. What did you think about it?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: The whole apres ski situation.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: I love that they actually went skiing. Well, I don't
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: know if they did, actually.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: We didn't actually see any skiing, but they put the
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: skis on their boots.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: And I thought it was weird. I thought it was
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: weird that they recycled apres skis. Is that weird? Why
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: would they do that production? Is that normal?
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: No.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was weird. I didn't understand. like
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: you guys have already thrown in a praise ski that's
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: weird weird.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: To me yeah unless it's something inaugural that just happens
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: every year but no I agree with you that it
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: was I wouldn't have recycled it. Unless, again, unless it's
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: something like, this is the annual da-da-da-da-da.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Like, on Atlanta Housewives, Cynthia has the Bailey Bowl.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: And.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: But she says, like, y'all know my annual Bailey Bowl.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Some shit's gonna go down, bitch.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: And we've seen it season, season, season, season.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: This was, like, season four to season seven.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Well, that confused me, too. So, the ladies are there.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: And.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Look, Lisa failed.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: And they're having fun, and they're looking at the outfits,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: and that's when Bronwyn made that comment about Ashley.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: I thought she looked fine.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: She looked great!
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: What the fuck do you want her to wear? It's
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: a fur coat and a hat. The fuck?
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: I thought she looked good.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: I thought she looked so good.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, we agree on that, for sure. I didn't get that.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, Bronwyn, don't be a hater. Like, you
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: can't be the... Like, Bronwyn... You're not the only fashion
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: bitch on the show.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I think Ashley has fashion sense. So I'm definitely intrigued
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: by the way she looks and the way she dresses.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: It's also not fair when your bestie is a fashion
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: designer and has access to unlimited resources to dress you.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Who's bestie? Bronwyn's. Bronwyn's Breastie, the fashion designer, Christian.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, Siriano.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Yes. You know what I mean? That's not fair. It's
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Ashley's first season. Let, I always say.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: This, Real Housewives of Atlanta, my favorite motherfucking franchise, their
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: first couple of seasons, they were showing up to.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Reunions in leggings and tunics.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: So I always say, let the first year housewife have
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: her legging and tunic seasons.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Let her get there. And she still looked great. She
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: looked great.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: I thought she looked great too.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: It was a fucking fur coat and a hat. Stop.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't, I didn't get the shade either. I was
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: sort of like, don't be that girl. Like embrace another
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: fashion bitch.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Cause I, I think Ashley's bringing that. Um, so listen,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: we got to get into Whitney's apology to her.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: So.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: So she's with Lisa one-on-one first.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: And she apologizes once again, saying that she was coping
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: with alcohol and And not trying to lose control of herself.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Lisa says, you can't hold me to a bar you
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: don't even have for yourself.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on Whitney's apology tour? Is it
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: based on her really wanting friendships with these ladies? Or
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: is it based on, bitch, get along with these girls
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: so that we can have a show about sisterhood?
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I think both. Both. I genuinely think both. I think
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: both of those can coexist. I think Whitney does have
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: a good heart. She really does.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: At the end of the day, when it comes down
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: to it, she actually really does have a good heart.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: I think she longs to be in a good place
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: with these women. I think she genuinely wants and needs
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: these friendships. Look, Mary Cosby did an interview and she
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: said it very, very perfect. She said, fame is lonely.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: And there are only a handful of people.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: It does. It makes you reclusive. Like you, yes, yes.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: It's very fucking lonely.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: There's only a handful of people that can put up
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: with it, deal with it, stick by your side through
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: it and understand it. Those women for her understand it.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: I think at the end of the day, she genuinely
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: wants those relationships. They have been through all this shit together.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: But I 100% understand where Meredith is coming from, where
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: she's like, I'm not interested.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: Because Meredith is done fed up. She is like, I
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: am sick of this. And this brings me to my point.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: We are not getting anything fucking new with any of
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: this shit. It is the same shit every fucking season.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: You guys say the horrible, worst things about each other.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: And then you're like, I'm sorry. And then you expect
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: to just move on and do the same thing. It is,
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: they are on a loop. They are 100% on a loop,
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: which brings me to, We are in a loop of
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: Heather and her virtue posturing while she's sitting again at
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: a table with another fucking speech. We are laying down
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: our swords. This is a sisterhood. And we are coming
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: to get seven seasons of that shit.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Goodbye.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: When you are the biggest B to these ladies.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: I was also a girl trip. You literally attacked.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Talk about it.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: You verbally attacked Lisa Barlow to show off in front
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: of these iconic housewives.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: So go ahead. Yeah. Yes.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: You are clocking it. I literally put that in my notes.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: A hundred percent. We have the biggest culprit of the
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: bullshit yet again with another fucking speech at another fucking
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: table demanding apologies.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Yet again on behavior. You're going to continue in the
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: next episode. Literally.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: So it's just, this brings me to my, people aren't
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: going to like this. It's time for a cash shakeup.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: We need a cash shakeup. We are stuck. They don't
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: know what else to do. They've got nothing else. That's
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: why they're digging deep.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: And for the first time in almost a decade, We've
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: got Heather bringing a boyfriend.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: It's just, we are on this vicious cycle with this cast.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: And that's fine. This is no shade.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: It happens in every cast, which is exactly why they
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: are interviewing new women every single season.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Bravo knows. This is what happens.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: We get stuck in this place and they need to
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: bring in new people to.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: new people, old people, whatever, I don't know, fucking throw
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Jen Shaw in there to shake shit up.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: I don't fucking know what you need, but we are
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: in this place of, you know, I think Meredith's just like,
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: I'm fucking, she said it. I'm done with the fiction.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: I'm done with the storytelling. And, you know, bitch, she
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: said that right there at that table.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: It's funny because, you know, I love me some Meredith Marks.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I think she's great.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: I love her, yes.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: She's over it. Girl. And listen, to her credit, I
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be mad at a pause.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: She had the worst season last season for herself.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: You know, I wouldn't be mad at her being paused
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: just to like fall in love with it again.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Listen, I agree with you. I think what's going to be.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Interesting this season is It's seeing how things unfold. You
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: are 1,000% right. Every single reality show.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Not just the Housewives.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: My own shit.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Things can feel a little bit redundant when you have
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: the same cast members in season one.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Which is rare, by the way, in Housewives.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: It's so rare.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: And these girls have been on the same show for
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: seven seasons straight.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: And I.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: The reason why it's hard to believe that Lisa... Let's
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: be clear. Lisa is doing her job.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: She's like, okay, girl. We can't fight forever. I'm not
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: trying to get cussed out by production. Let's make up.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Lisa was the star of the episode, in my opinion.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, 1,000%.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: 1,000%.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Like, for sure.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: And I think Meredith... Not that this is a wrong
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: or bad thing. I think, rightfully so, they have attacked Meredith.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I think Meredith's over it, which is why I.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Think, like... I'm not saying she should be the only one.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: I definitely.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: think that these girls are on a loop because.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: It's bad, Carlos. When they fight hard, they cut to
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: the white meat.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: And it's hard for any human being to get past that.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: For real. In real life.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Which is what this is supposed to be. So Meredith
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: sitting there saying, I'm not interested. Okay.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: We have her saying, this is fiction and storytelling. That's real.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: And that is what the fuck we want to see.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Because in a real life situation, in a real friend group,
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: in a real relationship, you're not over it like that.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, you.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: you've got people coming for each other's marriages. You're talking
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: about people doing secret circle jerks.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Come the fuck on.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: These are real accusations.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: You've got Heather sitting on a reunion stage, accusing Lisa
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: of how do you make your money?
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Where is your money? I don't know what you do.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: You've you're throwing.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: Around Jen Shaw accusations and we're supposed to believe Lisa's
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: just over.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: That and good fuck off. They didn't even get over
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: a fucking burner page.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Let's be so for real right now.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: And then you have Heather also sitting there throwing digs
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: at Meredith. Like her wig is too tight. She doesn't
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: want to accept this apology. Listen, leave Moira Rose and
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: her wigs alone.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: Okay. She's being, she's the only one being real at
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: that fucking table. Aside from Lisa. I'm sorry.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: She's saying I'm not ready to accept it. And that's real.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't either. No! I don't hold grudges, but I
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: definitely hold a memory. And I can be like, girl, whatever,
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: but I'm not.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: And I think the thing with Whitney, just because you
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: were crying, I'm not believing her tears. And I agree
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: with you about Heather trying to like, yeah.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: It's like, girl, say the speech. Enough, enough. Like, enough.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: And again, Angie Kay just wasn't present.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: They all fell. They all fell to the wayside.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, I literally, Whitney, it was her moment to
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: do this apology.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Even she fell off. You know, Angie was just, she
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: got shut the fuck down. Shout out Lisa, man. She
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: shut that. She was like, I'm good. I'm good. I
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: don't need coaching. I was like, whew.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: But even when Heather was like, well, you called me
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: a pill popper and a homophobe to Meredith on Tooth
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: is in the Pond.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: It was like, she didn't call you a homophobe at all. Like,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: You're reaching.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: You're reaching, mama.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's, I, Bronwyn even at that lunch felt really,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: she was like, she got her baby voice and she's.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Like, well, it just, you don't know how I feel.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: That affects me and Heather.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: That, you can't say how I feel. Like it was just, I, the,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: you know, look, the problem is.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: It's the same fights on repeat And that's why you
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: need new people to come in and spice shit up
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: with new beef, new friendships forming, new storylines, new personal story.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: You need a new way of fighting. We're watching the
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: same way of fighting. There is no one in that group,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: please correct me if I'm wrong, Carlos, that is a
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: comic relief group. And that is what I feel like
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: you're missing. Atlanta, that shit will be so serious and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: have you on your ass crying, laughing.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: There is none of that. There is no one on
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: that cast that's fucking funny. I'm sorry. Okay, Baby Gorgeous
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: is funny, unintentionally.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: But I'm talking about with the fighting, with the quick wits.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: There's no comic comedy release. And that's the piece that
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: they're missing.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: And I think... Perfect segue.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: I think that's what they're hoping to get with Ashley
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: is that she'll be this.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: I think that they're hoping she'll be this comic relief
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: when she was like cross-eyed and she's like, boom, bop.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Bam, bing, bop, bing, bop, bam. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: I think that they're hoping for that, but.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Yes. I agree with that. I agree with that.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: And that's why when she came off so strong in
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: the beginning, like, And listen, we'll see next week. They're
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: in San Francisco for a St. Patty's thing, and they're
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: getting into it. So to your point, I am curious
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: to see what arguments arose, and hopefully it's something new.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: It is something new. Because, yeah, you hit the nail
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: on the head.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well... Let Monica and I know your thoughts on
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: this particular episode.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: And again, go on my Patreon to watch the visual
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: because Monica looks good, bitch. And I can't wait for
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: you guys to see us next week. Monica, I love you, boo-boo.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, I love you.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, have a good.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Weekend, honey. Bye.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Bye, baby.
• 1:02:55
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• 1:03:00
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