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IT'S FRIIIDAY! Queen Bee vs. The Turtle | The Treehouse Podcast, Friday 27 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and join me Daniel Malley, Trade
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Trendholme and Raz Sharma right here inside the treehouse. And it's not just any
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old day in the treehouse. No, no, no, it's our most
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favorite day of the week inside the treehouse. See you too, smiling,
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you know what's coming. It is Friday. Just kidding. I can't do
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that very often. That hurts. It is Fredy March first, twenty twenty
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four. Congratulations, we've made it into the third month of the year.
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We've already experienced sort of a sort of winter, a touch of summer,
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and back into second winter in North Texas. Congratulations, you're surviving it hopefully.
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Wait wait, what's what's this wee island man? Look not everyone has
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to always be having me and my location thrown into their sad face just because
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just because it's we and we Raj and I. We have suffered through,
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you know, a fifty degree weather change in twenty four hours. Do you
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even have fifty degree a total accumulative amount of fifty degree change like in a
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month? Oh god, now, yeah, no, it's like lately,
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I think it's been like like four degrees five degree swing from the low to
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the high. But again, I don't want to throw it in anybody his
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face. You're the ones that keep bringing it up. If we never said
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that I was living on an island in the Caribbean, most people wouldn't know.
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They would just think I live in a funny like in a house with
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funny decor. Yeah that and but you know it's I really don't think you
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could do the show and not somehow reference the island life that you leave that
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you lead. Well, sometimes it plays into certain storylines, like when I
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find a giant alien beetle out on the road outside the house, or are
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you just get to go to the beach at two o'clock in the afternoon on
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some you know, random Thursday. Actually I went this morning at I keep
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thirty. Yeah, of course I did. I was. I was helping
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some people get married. I fixed your micarage. That was my bad,
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accidentally helping you. Now now you're here, you you are inside the tree
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out Okay, gotcha, not just visually but but vocally as well. But
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we go, we go back to seventy eight tomorrow, which is going to
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be another thirty five degree temperature shift in twenty four hours see sometimes people ask
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why did you move? And while that reason right there is not super high
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up on the list, it's on the list. Yeah, the others,
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of course being death and mayhem surrounding my existence. So I felt like,
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you know what, I'm not getting any younger. A lot of people that
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are no longer around me don't have the opportunity to go live in the Caribbean.
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So I'm gonna do it while I can, and do this and do
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this at the same time, so no one's faulting, you know, and
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saying I mean we I know, I you know, admire your decisions.
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It's a they're very wise. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Now
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for the segue, someone who has done something that may not be so wise
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is you know how on sci Fi they have the mashups of of you know,
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disasters and animals like you got a lava and a tarantula, and you
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got lava Lanceola, you got shark Nado. Okay, well, now you've
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got a Queen Bee who is messing with a Canadian turtle and I think all
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hell is about to break loose Queen Bee. And when I say poor,
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poor decisions or decisions lacking wisdom. It's apparently on the part of the queen
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bee going after the turtle's turf. Yeah, okay, interesting, all right,
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it is it is. It is interesting as far as the teas,
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but the payoff it's gonna be oh so weird. Yeah, So, Terrey,
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I will, I will happily hand the reins over to you, because,
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uh, this is this is your baby, all right, I would
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I would like to see Raja's face and my own because I've only heard a
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lit a tiny bit of it. So when you reveal, let's well,
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first we'll go into uh, you know, we all should know by now
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Beyonce has a new song, a country song, texas hold Him. Yes,
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and many and many people are upset about it. So, uh yeah,
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a lot of people upset because she's topped the country charts. I don't
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know why, you know what, Ryan can can throw his backwards hat into
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the ring of rap, than, by god, let Beyonce sing a country
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tone. Half the country acts are failed rock acts, So I don't know
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why everyone's having a conniptions anyways, So it will first, we'll the give
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you a little sample of of Beyonce Texas hold Him. This is her new
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single. This is her new single, just the No Hold Him. They
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are cut down, down, down down, okay, okay, yeah,
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all right, definitely catch you. And I like that you put the I
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like that you put the foot stomping in there because it actually makes me want
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to, you know, stop my foot a little bit. So. Uh.
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There has been a Canadian children's TV show, Franklin the Turtle. Let
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me play his intro song for you. Yeah, mm hmm. Frank coming
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over to play rolling a little every day? Yep, sounds to me like
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someone's getting ensued. I'll play you the mashup of the two. Oh,
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there's a mashup. I know. Hold you know what, Franklin isn't going
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to go to anybody else's house because he's about to get his own, really
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really big one. I didn't read something about this or the creators of the
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show actually don't mind the comparison, so I don't think. Of course they
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don't because they're about to get paid. They're about to get named either through
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lawsuit or the avoiding of lawsuit as writers on this song, which means they're
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gonna get royalties on all of it. Yeah, I and the TV show
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may not care, but I promise you whoever created that theme song does Yeah.
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Yeah, it's like you remember the land down under my Men at Work?
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There was a children's TV show in Australia and they basically ripped off the
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music and they never made a dime off that song. Men at Work never
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made a dime or the children's show Men at Work never made a dime off
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that song. Every time it plays, that guy's children show gets So maybe
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this is the same thing. I want to believe it was the same banjo
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player that was out of work and then just got a call. I was
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like, I got the tune for you. Well, they evidently Franklin krit
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was started like ninety five. Oh wow, okay, so you know banjo
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player's been around a while. If it is the same guy, I feel
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like I feel like there are only so many studio banjo musicians that are on
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speed dial for producers. Yeah, it's like this guy is Steve Martin exactly
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because Roy and Chedd are dead so and the one smother's brother that does play
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the band, I think see that would have been as safer bet on Beyonce's
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park go back and sample something off a Yhawk. But I've never heard of
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there's gonna be a loss it and this is a Canadian children show. I've
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never heard of a Canadian suing anybody there. They're too nice, law they're
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not allowed to be impolite. Hey, that loss that could fund their healthcare
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system. So you know, yeah, that's true. Wow, that is
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wild. Yeah, the next time you go to Montreal and you have a
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zero waight time at the e are, you can think that Franklin the Turtle
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lawyers. Every hospital is gonna be like Franklin the Turtle memorial. The difference
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is, so you said, the Franklin the Turtle Show tray was was on
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in like ninety five, ninety five, ninety seven, I think is when
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it started. Is it still on the air or when the Turtle grow up
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and now he's in like his awkward teenage phase or is it Franklin. Is
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it Franklin the Turtle to college years? I don't. I bet he's about
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to go wild. He's about to make it rain. We're gonna read it
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after that. I ran from ninety seven to four after the loss that you're
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gonna find out Franklin overdose but just too much money. They're going to bring
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back behind the music just for Franklin the Turtles. Great SML's get after Franklin
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the Turtle wins the laws. See some turtle walking around with a cigarette out
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of the mouth beer shell. I don't know what to do with all this
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money and fame. It also sounds like it could be a good children's book
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tie in with Franklin the Turtle and My Day with Beyonce. Maybe you know
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it said nineteen ninety five. Maybe she was listening, maybe she was watching
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the show in nineteen ninety five, And that's one of the inspirations. In
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Texas. I quite sure we were getting Canadian cartoons down here in ninety five.
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You know, PBS, you never know, they needed content to fill
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Yeah. I don't think you are NAFTA included cartoons. Yeah, solid nafta
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reference you, I mean yeah. And and look that you know, back
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in those days, that's how things, you know, work, and in
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some cases still do so. I mean like like in America, we got
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Speedy Gonzales, but we didn't get Franklin the Turtle. I'm assuming because Speedy
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didn't have razor wire in the Rio Grand to contend with. That's also Speedy
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Gonzalez has been canceled. They've removed it off the air here. So yeah,
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because it is ethnically insensitive, it's it's a little stereotypey. Yeah.
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I mean, but you go back and look like all those cartoons that we
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grew up watching are horribly stereotype, like saying we all grew up okay,
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or or I think they're still hilarious, but uh, you have to you
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have to go in like the dark web to find a speedy Gonzales episode.
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I saw this scary part. I saw it steal on Instagram the other day,
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talking about, you know, is Disney racist and they're, you know,
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doing all these new stuff. I'm like, Song of the South,
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baby, what what do you that answers you question right there? Yeah,
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there's a bluebird on his shoulder. But he wasn't able to vote yet.
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And when someone says, and someone says, oh my god, Disney was
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racist back then. Everybody was racist back the Walt Disney. There's a great
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there's a great article where a girl, a young girl sent in a letter
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saying that she wanted to be an animator, and his response back were you
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could be a receptionist or you could, you know, work somewhere else,
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but women aren't illustrators, and that's what he sent back to a child.
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And he was also notorious anti Semite, So there's that semotism that's been bad
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forever. Uh. But the the other thing, especially like you know,
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uh, you know, keeping women quote unquote in their place, that was
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sort of the cultural thing at the time, and we eventually, uh grew
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out of it and realized, rightfully so that women are awesome and that they
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deserve their place next to men and in a lot of cases ahead of us.
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Yeah, and she ended up becoming an illustrator at Disney. So that
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was the best part. Is where is in today's in today's standards? Like
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if it was if there was a back to the future that brought Walt Disney
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into today, then he still would have sent that letter because his mind would
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have been stuck in the you know, the forties and the fifties, right.
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But then the next day, after the news breaks, he would then
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have to release a statement saying I said something I shouldn't have. It doesn't
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actually reflect who I am and what I believe. But I've I'm I'm learning
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from this experience, and I welcome everyone to to tell me how I can
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improve upon my So it's not I don't think in this day and age,
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I think that state would be like I'm gonna go ahead and step down because
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we need to have younger blood come in. Like that's that would be his
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exit move. Yeah, it would also they'll be interesting. I think he
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pulled more of an Elon Musk and go you don't want to advertise sleep you
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And that's really the two directions that you have as the head of you know,
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sort of an empire. These days, it's either double double middle fingers
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f you like the Elon Musk style therefore, you know, basically throwing a
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grenade into your own business, or you do the you know, the this
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quote unquote stand up thing and you apologize and maybe even step down. I'd
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still, though, would love to see Walt Disney's face if he was pulled
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out of the past into the present, to see the Disney porn that's been
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made of his preus. I'm sure this company was behind it. Yeah,
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when you when you, when you, when all those male illustrators are putting
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funny things in the clouds, clearly it was time for a chick. Yeah,
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I mean the cover of Aladdin was pulled because the guy who got fired
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decided to draw penises as the towers because he was let go, and they
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still they told him he was getting fired, and then they still let him
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illustrate the cover of Aladdin, the original one, and so if you can
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find that, it's worth a fortune. But he's just like, oh,
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okay, you guys are gonna be dicks to me. Here's a bunch of
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dicks. And that's the reason why we also were not allowed to say goodbye
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We had over eleven hundred in the state of Texas last year, and
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each of those storms usually have a pretty considerable amount of damage. So we
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had one here near Allen, we had one near McKennon and Plano last year.
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I think the one in Alan I was talked about had over two hundred
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Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot com. There's some very important information to share with
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you guys today that I need to make a quick note about because I saw
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it when I was going to the bathroom earlier, and this is one of
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the things I need to write done so I remember it. Sure, all
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right, there's very important Star Wars information to share with you too. But
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first birthdays today is as I mentioned earlier, Fredy March first, twenty twenty
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fourth, the day after Leap Day. Good for us every four years we
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made made it to another leap year, well most of us. Did I
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know of you that didn't? Look We all deal with We all deal with
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pain and tragedy in different ways. In the treehouse. It's usually with very
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very sharp making fun of it. Yes, So birthdays today for Friday,
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March first, twenty twenty four. Where did I put the birthdays there?
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Today? Justin Bieber turned thirty. Remember, not that long ago he was
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some weird Canadian kid with a good voice and a sweet soul. And now
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he's covered head to toe with tattoos and he's married to a Baldwin and he's
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like super super religious. Now where did that come from? Because he opened
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up so much Baldwin because he's married to the daughter of the religious nut.
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Oh, is that Stephen Baldwin's daughter. So Hailey Baldwin or Haley Bieber,
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Now that's Stephen Baldwin, the religious Baldwin's daughter. That's my I believe.
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So, yeah, that's why. That's why he got so he got so
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Jesus up. Yeah, So that means finally Stephen Baldwin got a brother who
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likes him. Know about that, but at least at least have to push
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someone around. He's he used to come into the laugh Factory all the time
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and he was just such a dick, like it was so hard to be
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around him. Baldwin, No, no, Justin Bieber. Oh would come
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in all the time and he would I watched it where he would call have
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his people call paparazzi to let them know where he was, and then he
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would go out and create a storm about why he can't be left alone and
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this, that and the other. And I was like, I just watched
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it, but that's and I don't I don't know why Ever's I mean,
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he is the original YouTube star, like, yeah, every everything about him
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is self promotion. So he's not. That's Tazon Day and Chocolate Rain.
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I don't remember Ta Day. Oh my god, I gotta I have to
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go through like YouTube school. How mean he hits? Does he have Chocolate
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Rain? Yes? They top any charts. Yeah, YouTube justin Bieber's uh
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being five years old and playing the drama. That thing has forty billion views.
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Yeah, he's the only thing that's pasted sneezing Panda. I can't believe
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you've never heard of it. Tazon Day. He followed me on on on
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Twitter once and I thought, oh my god, I made it. You
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really don't remember Chocolate Rain. All right, hang on, let me see
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if I can get the share screen thing to work for you guys. All
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right, Uh, there's probably gonna be a YouTube bat so bear with me
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here. Yes, share it that one. Share it with photo Vibrce.
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You can transform any photo into a short one though image and just a few
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clicks, simply drop your images. I forgotten about that chocolate. Read the
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school books say it can't be here again. Chocolate, So Trey, you
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remember this? I do. That's more of the on the William Hung side
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of things, Sir, what the hell's name was? Now? You you
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nailed it? No direct? Uh. Yeah, I'm so glad that I
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missed that. I'm so glad that skipped over me. I did not remember
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Chocolate Rain, but I do remember she bangs by William William Hung and no,
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buddy might just interviewed him and just ask him the first question about you
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know, the popularity and how the search and he answers him back and I'll
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see if I can find it till he can play it. He just goes,
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where's your accent go? Because he doesn't have that. He's been interviewed
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so many times. I guess dial it code whatever it is. That's the
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next question. Just goes, so you can tell me about you know,
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the popularity and what happened, you know, right after that happened. He
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just starts to answer the question. You can see my buddy Pek just looking
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at him and goes, where's your accent go? It's gotta be freaky,
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especially if it happens mid interview. The second question, Okay, Chocolate Rain,
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I that's gonna get posted on my Instagram today. And for the record,
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that right there is the reason why we still do birthdays in the Treehouse
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because all I did was mentioned justin Bieber turning thirty and we ended up with
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Tazon day Uh singing chocolate Rain from back in the day on YouTube. That's
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wild. We need we need to have him on as a guest. I'll
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see if I can search see my followers listen dm him also celebrating a birthday
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today. And someone who also is has known to uh gone viral at least
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once. That is Kesha. She is thirty seven to day. And I
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say that she went viral and viral viral thought everybody knew that. Yeah,
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it's not it's yep. Uh. The other way that she's been viral that
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I'm aware of is a run in she had with you know, while Kesha
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is famous, she's a famous singer, she's not more famous than Jerry's Seinfeld.
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And there was an incident about six or seven years ago with her on
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the red carpet where she ran up to Jerry Seinfeld and said, oh my
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God, I love you. Will you please give me a hug? And
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this is when I asked, You're like, anytime you want to charge it
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to you just plug it in because it's hard to just sleep when you're tired,
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because people are tired most of the time. Oh thanks, no thanks,
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no thanks, yeah, no thanks. I don't know who that was.
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Okay, that's my favorite part at the end. Oh okay, well
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I wish you're the best. It's funny anytime she gets brought up. The
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only thing I can remember is Billy the Kid talking about how bad she smelled.
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Yes, there was a I was gonna bring it up. It's really
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but there's a producer in New York that said in an interview that she smelled
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like a dirty diaper filled with onions. Maybe that's why Jerry Seinfeld didn't want
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to hug her. Yes, when we first played the audio back when we
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were on the radio six seven years ago when this happened, we didn't have
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that information. Now it makes sense, Jerry Seinfeld, you know immediately,
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let's let's let's listen to it again, and let's watch a little bit as
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well. You can see him recoiled, and I assumed it was because he
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was like, oh my god, this could be a crazy fan coming after
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me, when in reality, it may just be because she smells really,
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really awful. Yeah, one second, you just plug it in because it's
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hard to just sleep when you're tired watching recoil. No thanks, no,
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thanks, yeah, thanks. That's where he got a whiff of her.
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That's on that's on her teens. Like bathe, you just got rejected by
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Jerry Seinfeld for a hug. You smell terrible. It's time for a bath.
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But I mean, like, I don't expect Jerry Seinfeld to know Kesha.
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It's like Ed O'Neill took a picture with was it Britney Spears and didn't
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know who she was? Oh, Ed O'Neil from married with children and modern
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family. But he was at an airport and Britney Spear just came to get
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a picture to go sure, and then sent it to his granddaughter or something,
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and she goes, do you know who that was? Britney Spears?
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No, it wasn't that. It was his granddaughter sent that to him.
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It's like, oh my god, I can't believe you took a picture with
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Brittany. And he's like, I don't know who that is. Oh that's
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right, okay, So yeah, is it possible though? And this this
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might be, you know, just trying to find an excuse for Ed O'Neil
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is it possible that she herself at the time didn't realize she was Brittany.
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This is pretty crazy. This was pretty shaved the head, Brittany peak popular.
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I think I thought it was. I thought it was after all.
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Well, first of all, I'm not sure that shaving the head really was.
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Like I don't know that there wasn't crazy long before then, but I
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pretty I thought this was after that. Now I think, I think this
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is where we need to lean into Trey's expertise with crazy women. And oh,
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that's true that I think. I think, Trey, you may be
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onto something. I think when when Britney Spears shaved her head, I don't
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think that was the first sign of crazy. Is that what you're saying?
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That is indeed what I'm saying. And you know, here's what I and
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the post post the videos of her and that devil costume, and you're going,
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maybe that conservatorship was a good idea. The Dancing Knives thing was the
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that's when it was like, but here's what we should pull up the picture
31:26
of Ed O'Neill and just have Trey look into her eyes and see just how
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crazy she is. Oh, I've looked, I've stared long and le into
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those crazy eyes. It's an abyss of crazy and you're in love, aren't
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you? She said, Oops, I did it again. And then really
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turns you on when she said I'm a slave for you, and you responded
31:52
by saying, yeah you are. You're in the tree house. Visit us
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eight thirty eight thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbing, Texas dot com. Jacqueline,
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We've got an issue at our house on Saint Thomas. One of our
32:30
tenants is complaining of a smell coming from the bathroom. They think it might
32:35
be like a mouldymildewy, funky sulfree type smell. So what do we need
32:40
to do this one? But it's only in the one bathroom. It's nowhere
32:45
else, not in the kitchen. The only we've had is from that bathroom.
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Our other two tenants have said nothing. You know, that's I'm like
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a big fire person. To me, that's a little fire and I'm not
32:55
gonna lie. What I'm gonna tell you would just be me making something up.
32:59
And so that's why I employ licensed plumbers because they know better than I
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do. If I had to take a stab in the dark, I would
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say that there's a possibility that the air raidors have just caught gunk. If
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it's and here's my question, is it just at one fixture. Is it
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at both the sink and the shower or just one or the other. We
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don't know because hear me out. If it's at both and it's not affecting
33:22
anywhere else in the house, I would be concerned, especially if they're around
33:27
the first floor, that there's a possibility of a leak and maybe nasty stuff
33:30
is getting into the water in between the water line and that one particular bathroom.
33:36
But if it's just at one fixture and not the other, it might
33:38
be you have that corrosion, just build up of minerals in fixtures, and
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sometimes they just get old and you need to replace them. Sometimes there might
33:46
be gunk and like you need to clean the air rator. But that's me
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guessing from the office with very limited fixture field experience. So that's why I
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would send you a plumber, so we would be requesting first class place tickets
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and like a PERDM to send them to the island. Sure, I have
34:04
to go to to manage the project, so let me know when you're ready.
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if there was any other worthwhile birthdays that needed mentioning a Kesha thirty seven.
35:22
There's a couple of decent ones, but there's so much other good stuff to
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talk about today, so let's do that instead. Like, I feel like
35:36
a rich man because AT and T is giving me a five dollars credit because
35:39
of the outage last week that we still don't know what the cause was other
35:45
than them saying, oh, it was coding. It was a coding issue.
35:52
So are bad your service was out for a chunk of the day and
35:57
to make up for that, we're going to give you five dollars, which,
36:00
according to AT and T is about the average cost of an AT and
36:04
T plan per day. Oh gotcha? Okay, yeah, And I'm not
36:08
even with AT and T and when they as but as an Indian when they
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said it was a coding issue on like sons of pitches, No it wasn't
36:19
my people don't mess up like that. I assume it was some middle manager
36:22
who tripped over a plug in the server room and didn't realize it like it
36:29
was somebody's birthday. They brought cake into the server room. They shouldn't have
36:32
tripped over it because they spilled their punch or something, and that's how we
36:36
ended up with an outage for half the goddamn day. Luka, You think
36:42
people's birthday in the corporate world is like Elementary is going with cake and punch?
36:46
It is? It absolutely is that. That's I mean, there's a
36:52
reason why the movie office space resonated with so many people, which, by
36:55
the way, that movie's twenty five years old now, I think it was
36:58
just like the other day it celebrates it's twenty fifth anniversary, which I'll make
37:02
you feel old, especially when you go back and realize not only you know
37:06
how old that movie now is, which means how old I am now,
37:10
but also remembering that that opening scene was shot on six thirty five in Dallas,
37:15
and that old man is still trying to walk to wherever he's going.
37:22
I like to think that that wasn't even an extra, that was just an
37:25
actual guy who just crept onto the set and maybe left him. There is
37:31
some important breaking news though that I do need to mention to you. I
37:35
know, it's a Friday, it's supposed to be. You know, all
37:37
of our shows are lighthearted and fun and funny and stupid. But there is
37:42
something very very serious that we need to discuss. And that is the news
37:45
I saw right before we started up the show today, a frightening announcement out
37:54
of Disney and Star Wars, and that is actor Ahmed Best said that he
38:00
is once again working on some type of project with Star Wars. And if
38:07
you don't know the name Ahmed Best, the actor, you do know the
38:09
character that he played, which is very, very volatile and it sparks a
38:19
lot of furor in fans. He plays jar Jar Binks, and so that
38:23
means Star Wars is finding a way to bring jar Jar Binks back into the
38:27
fold. And I can't believe this would be a good idea on any level
38:32
unless it's specifically for a child's program somewhere at another galaxy, or they kill
38:42
off jar Jar Binks. That would be awesome. That's the one and only
38:46
acceptable way people of our generation will accept jar Jar back into the fold.
38:52
Yeah, it would have to be like it would almost have to be Deadpool
38:54
style where it's you know, he goes back and he's out of Wolverine.
39:00
I gotta write the timeline boom. You know now that now that Marvel is
39:07
owned by Disney and Marvel has reacquired the twentieth century Fox rights, therefore the
39:15
X Men stuff you could have. Maybe they do it in the new Deadpool
39:19
movie where they go back and then kill off certain characters that they didn't have
39:22
the ability to kill off before, which maybe includes jar Jart. Maybe that's
39:27
the thing that I'm that best was teasing saying, hey, I'm back doing
39:30
some jar Jar stuff, and maybe it's a cameo where he just gets absolutely
39:36
sliced to shreds by Deadpool and Wolverine all at the same time. It's a
39:43
bit of a fever dream for me clearly that I'm having in this moment.
39:46
So, uh, yeah, I'm very excited about that possibility. Yeah,
39:52
I actually think that is the one way if you could sell jar Jar binks
39:58
and actually have a box off is hit, they really could just like,
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uh, there could be zero story, zero plot in the New Deadpool Wolverine
40:08
movie. If they just had a poster of the two of them side by
40:12
side, which they kind of already do, but then at the bottom it
40:14
just says Jar Jar gets it, Boom, I'm there. That that could
40:17
just be the movie. It'd be like forty five seconds long. Yeah,
40:21
and you'd have a whole generation of Star Wars fans that just now felt like
40:24
some closure of the Phantom Menace, of the trauma that caused that. I
40:34
would that'd be the first standing ovation I give a Star Wars movie in ten
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years. Although I will say this in hindsight and going back and watching them
40:44
again, those first three because of the last three, the first three not
40:47
not near as bad as we thought we were talking they were the worst talking
40:51
about you're talking talking about one, two and three, Phantom Menace, Clone
40:54
Wars whatever, you know, Yeah, uh yeah, compared to the last
40:59
three, the the post seven, eight and nine, those made one,
41:04
two and three look like epic you know movies. They look great. They
41:08
are great. I'll have to check it out because they that's the that's the
41:13
movie that they lost me on is with with the Phantom Menace with George Arbings
41:16
or whatever. That's right, have you seen the last three seven, eight
41:20
and nine, I have not. Oh no, you have to watch those.
41:25
Yeah, through those, I just that's what I lost. I was
41:30
like, this is so terrible, Like I don't know who's who who screened
41:35
this and went he's a great character, Like it was George Lucas. I
41:42
mean, I know when he could do whatever he wanted was his studio,
41:45
and he's like, he decides he's gonna make a movie with a with a
41:47
really stupid child's character in it to sell some toys. By god, he's
41:51
gonna do it, and he did. Yeah, And I just was I
41:53
was out on that. I was like, I'm not watching any more of
41:55
these. I think a lot of that. I think everyone's kind of visceral
42:00
reaction was the ever you were comparing it to the three that we grew up
42:05
on, four, five, and six, and it was such a departure
42:08
and so different. But again, especially after seven eight nine, you go
42:12
back and watch those first three, they're not bad. They're actually pretty good.
42:16
Okay, but you have to you have to have to suffer through the
42:21
last three in order to appreciate that the first three aren't aren't nearly as bad
42:25
as we thought. Maybe it's our fault. Maybe it's our fault because maybe
42:30
Star Wars told us from the beginning what to expect, because it was the
42:35
first three movies that came out that was us being pulled into the Force,
42:40
into the good side, the Jedi side, and then everything with the exception
42:45
of Rogue One that came after it was the progression of Disney slash Star Wars
42:50
slash lucasfilms pulling us into the dark side of the Force by offering up nothing
42:54
but suffering in the cinematic form. Yeah, there's also the argument that,
43:01
you know, the books were written when the movies were the original movies were
43:06
made. Lucas George four chose four, five, and six because they were
43:08
the three good book books. Yeah, the Restless Story sucked, but we'll
43:20
always have the Christmas Special. There is Uh, there was something I wanted
43:30
to tell you guys about today besides the jar Jar stuff, that ties into
43:36
something we talked about not that long ago, just a few episodes ago.
43:40
We had discussed on the show about how perhaps there is a relation, you
43:47
know, that maybe there's a cause for dementia in men that we had not
43:52
realized, and that was masturbation because maybe, just maybe it wasn't the fact
44:00
that that would make you go blind as a teenager, but instead will the
44:04
more you do it as a teenager, you will lose your mind as an
44:08
adult sooner. Wait wait, I'm sorry. I wasn't talking about as a
44:14
teenager, and continued self mutilation as an adult makes makes the effects even more
44:24
pronounced, according according to Trey's theory. Oh gotcha, Okay, I was
44:30
wondering why I said I'll be I'll be a blank slate by sixty mm hmm.
44:34
Dan's half a blank slate now, So I just wondering what's going on?
44:38
Well, hang on, there's there is good news because it turns out
44:44
that viagra may help lower the risk of Alzheimer's disease. That's according to a
44:49
new study. So they get you coming in going. He's got a rock
44:55
hard memory, that's all. That's awesome. You could remember that you're impotent.
45:07
Man, having a memory sucks getting old rocks. I'll tell you what,
45:23
though, no one's gonna want to be our room. He's in the
45:25
nursing home. Oh thanks for hanging out with us in the treehouse today.
45:35
Be sure to join us again on Monday inside the Treehouse, which also includes
45:39
the Treehouse Plus program. I happen to know that in the Treehouse Plus episode
45:46
that we will be discussing the possibility of an O'Malley goat farm. So yay
45:52
for you and for me. If you called it, wait, you called
46:00
it. Yeah, I thought I'm sorry. I thought wait, damn,
46:06
I thought you were putting your foot down. Turn turns out I should have
46:08
put a hoof that floor, a little, a little hollow. See you
46:19
next time in the tree