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People REALLY want Disneyland tickets. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: All right, let's see where we are. We're looking for
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  Speaker 1: caller 104. Where are we, Dylan? What number? Caller 97.
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  Speaker 1: Caller 97. You're caller 98. You're caller 99. So, oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: it's almost time. You're caller 100.
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  Speaker 2: I have this funny audio clip I'm going to play
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  Speaker 2: for you guys.
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  Speaker 1: You're caller 102. You're caller 103. She's so peaceful. Caller
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  Speaker 1: 104 is on line 22. Okay. All right. Get the
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  Speaker 1: magic word list. Do you guys have the magic word list?
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's very exciting.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, here it is.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Hello. Oh, hello, good morning. John
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  Speaker 1: Jane Rich, who's this?
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  Speaker 2: This is Candice.
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  Speaker 1: Candice, how are you this morning?
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing amazing.
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  Speaker 3: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Good. You are caller 104 right now.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, amazing.
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  Speaker 1: So what we need from you are some magic words, okay?
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  Speaker 2: If you got three of the 10 magic words, you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna win tickets to Disneyland.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's see if I got it. Okay. The
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  Speaker 4: first word is frost. Second word is Christmas. And third
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  Speaker 4: word is Minnie.
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  Speaker 3: The winner!
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  Speaker 1: There you go, Candice.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 1: You are going to Disneyland.
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  Speaker 3: It's so fun. Amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. I'm going to take
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  Speaker 4: my best friend and our two kids.
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  Speaker 2: Good, because you win four two-day, one-park-per-day passes, and you
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  Speaker 2: qualify for the grand prize, Disney Vacation, for three-day, one-park-per-day
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  Speaker 2: passes and hotel at Disneyland Resort. Candice, congratulations.
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  Speaker 3: Awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: You got it. Thanks for listening. We've had a winner
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  Speaker 1: every day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Remember when we first started doing this, people, they didn't
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  Speaker 2: know the words.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you mean magic words?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for actually listening.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, the next magic word is today, like in exactly
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  Speaker 2: two hours. 10.05, 11.05, all the way through. Keep writing
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  Speaker 2: them down because then Monday, that's the hard part. You
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  Speaker 2: got to do it today and then you got to
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  Speaker 2: sit on it until Monday because then Monday we'll ask
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  Speaker 2: you again.
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  Speaker 1: What a, what a, What a weekend, man. I got
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  Speaker 1: to play this for you. Part of this to me
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  Speaker 1: was very funny.
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  Speaker 2: There's a family cat that got thrown away inside of
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  Speaker 2: an old couch by mistake. It has been rescued. It
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  Speaker 2: was in a landfill. So the couch gets thrown away
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  Speaker 2: and they go toss it in the dump, right? So
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  Speaker 2: now the owners and a bunch of people that work
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  Speaker 2: there are looking for the cat. And this just made me,
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  Speaker 2: the way they were calling for the cat made me chortle.
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  Speaker 3: For a couple of days, I walked around the neighborhood
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  Speaker 3: holding a bag of treats going, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
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  Speaker 3: And having a sinking feeling that the cat was in
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  Speaker 3: the couch when.
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  Speaker 1: That made me laugh. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad they found Mike, Mike. That's going to be
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  Speaker 3: crushed and going to go to the landfill. So, you know,
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  Speaker 3: it was... So close to being a tragedy.
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  Speaker 1: Sure enough, there was a cat on the edge of
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  Speaker 1: the pit.
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  Speaker 3: Below the pit is about 15 feet to the asphalt,
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  Speaker 3: and above that is about 4 feet. It took us
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  Speaker 3: about 10 minutes to get the cat down. Just an
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  Speaker 3: amazingly happy ending, and I'm so thankful to everyone who
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  Speaker 3: played a part in it.
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  Speaker 1: Mike, Mike's going to be a little paranoid back at
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  Speaker 1: the house, don't you think? Cats are smart. They remember
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  Speaker 1: that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: The dance teacher's going viral right now because of Gen
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  Speaker 2: Alpha students.
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  Speaker 1: This is so funny. Do you know the deals going
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  Speaker 1: on with Gen Alpha and passing gas?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: So. Apparently, Gen Alpha has no problem tooting.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's funny because didn't we just, we just had
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  Speaker 4: that teacher go viral for creating the fart corner.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: They have no shame.
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  Speaker 2: This dance teacher talked about how Gen Alpha students constantly
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  Speaker 2: fart with no fear. Gen Alpha's biggest accomplishment has been
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  Speaker 2: that they normalize farting.
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  Speaker 1: It's not embarrassing to fart anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I teach dance to elementary age kids through seniors in
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  Speaker 2: high school and they just rip so much to the.
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  Speaker 1: Point that they know what each other's farts smell like.
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  Speaker 3: They're just like, oh, ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 1: When we were growing up, it was traumatizing if you
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  Speaker 1: accidentally farted. Everyone would remember who ripped.
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  Speaker 2: By accident in class and you'd be sent to therapy
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  Speaker 2: for like.
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  Speaker 1: 15 years for embarrassing work.
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  Speaker 3: So, good job to Gen Alpha because nothing's ever that deep.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody farts. See, I'm like, good job to Gen Alpha.
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  Speaker 1: But then again, I coach high school girls basketball, and
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  Speaker 1: they fart all the time too. And I'm like, down
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  Speaker 1: and back, we are ladies. Say excuse me.
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  Speaker 2: Don't send this generation back.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I was Gen Alpha before Gen Alpha.
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  Speaker 2: Because when I had to go in school, we couldn't
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  Speaker 2: wait to do it.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean, Junji, you have no shame in tooting either.
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  Speaker 1: I do not. And I side-eye you for it. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: people are still calling. I wonder, let me see. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich, who's this?
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  Speaker 4: Alexa.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, Alexa? Oh, go ahead. Oh, you just threw
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  Speaker 1: it over and over again. Go ahead, finish your sentence.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead. Alexa. I think I've confused her.
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, John Jay and Rich. Did I win? Win what?
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  Speaker 4: The tickets?
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  Speaker 1: We already have a winner.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Hello. Good morning, John Jane Rich. Who's this?
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I couldn't hear. What did you say? I said,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, John Jane Rich. Who's this? Oh, this is Jamie.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Jamie. What can we do for you? Well, I
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  Speaker 1: was wondering if I'm the right caller. Oh, for Disney?
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: No, we already got a winner, but you got to
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  Speaker 1: listen to the magic words.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I know I have the magic words, but dang it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. We already got one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. We're still doing it. Yeah. We're doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Listen today for the magic words and Monday you have
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  Speaker 1: a chance.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you guys. Good luck. You think everyone's calling
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  Speaker 1: about Disney right now? I would imagine so. Hello, John
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  Speaker 1: Jane Rich. Good morning. Can I help you?
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  Speaker 4: Trying to win Disney.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. We already got a winner.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, are you kidding me? I'm the girl
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  Speaker 4: that burnt her eyeball with a curling iron.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wouldn't that be great if you said if you
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  Speaker 2: burn your eyeball with a curling iron, call for Disney tickets.
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  Speaker 1: You got to know the magic words. But we'll never
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  Speaker 1: forget you. But that's burned in our brain. Did you
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  Speaker 1: win anything for that when you burnt your eyeball?
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  Speaker 4: No, I did not win Disney tickets. That's why I
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  Speaker 4: feel like I deserve them the most. You didn't even
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  Speaker 4: put me on the radio. You put me on your podcast,
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  Speaker 4: but I did put it on my Facebook, and everyone thought, dang,
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  Speaker 4: they really liked you. They talked to you for a while.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, that podcast gets a million downloads a month, so
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  Speaker 2: that podcast is more popular.
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  Speaker 1: Than the radio show.
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  Speaker 4: I think so, too, because I didn't know. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't listen to the podcast. I just listen to
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  Speaker 4: the radio, but I had like three texts from people.
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  Speaker 4: My friend's mom. So I'm like, oh, the mom's listening
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  Speaker 4: to the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Is that how that works? We've never figured that for me. Well, listen.
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  Speaker 2: Here's how you get the magic words today, starting at 10.05.
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  Speaker 1: And then Monday, you get your chance again.
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  Speaker 4: I do it every day. I'm trying to get my
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  Speaker 4: son to go to Disney. He just turned six, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing it every day.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So Monday. So you listen to the magic words today.
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  Speaker 2: And then Monday at around 8 o'clock, we will ask.
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  Speaker 1: You to be caller 104, okay? Good luck, eyeball. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Really be careful when you're doing your hair from now on.
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  Speaker 1: I know, right? For sure.