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Comic quest Ep 8: Dude, where's my badger? · Comic Quest

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_02: Here we are again.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_02: We are 40 mediums toft in the lines at Dungeons and Dragons.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: Are we gonna get back home?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: We don't know.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_04: Next is Comic Quest.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_04: Do we have to hey we're back, everybody?
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_04: I mean we could do that.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_04: Uh I will back.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_01: So uh Welcome back to Critical Role.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_04: We're ready.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_04: Uh we're about to fight um Primeval.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_04: Primeval.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_04: Primeval.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, uh, we're still recording uh bad, which is the badest art and design.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so brilliant place to come and do anything, kind of arts, just surrounded by good stuff.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_03: We've just been out and having food in the barrows.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_03: There's loads to eat and drink and buy and shop.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_01: And downstairs there was a lovely live musician, and I think now they're playing the game.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's perfect.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't even know this place existed, but me and my wife will be coming here because we love these places.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_04: So if you're older and don't know about the barrow lands, come on to that and get to know it.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_04: I'm really excited.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean, these places?
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_04: Uh we go, we go, we go to all the market me and truth, we go to car boots, car boots, everything with like any Sunday, we're always that like I'm surprised I'm here.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think the bartering in this game is good?
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_04: You should see Tom's wife doing some bartering.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_04: She is elite at it.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_04: With her little purse of gold pieces.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so make sure you check out uh bad, bad as arts and design.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_03: Also check out Blackfriars, they do comedy, they do live music, they do quizzes.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_03: There's so much you can come and see, Smith.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_03: You check that out.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: Uh also check us out as well.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_04: Kate Hammer, Tom Stade, Liam Farrell the guy.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_04: Tomstate.com, check out my tour.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_04: I'm on tour right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh Kate Katehammer.com.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_01: And do you have a website?
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_04: I sure do not.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have a website?
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_04: I don't have a website, no.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_03: I'm laughing because it's hurt.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_03: So in the last episode, you managed to get your arm out of the bean, you managed to get up the prime number stairs.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_04: Tom did the most sexy prime number thing I've ever seen.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_03: That was very clap it again.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_03: I want to clap it again.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_03: It's so good.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_03: And then Derek died on the stairs.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, well, he tried.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_01: But we did make use of his body to the fullest extent.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_04: So what did we do?
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_04: That was pretty good.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: We threw his body upstairs and it got Oh, yeah, that's good.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_04: It was easy to persuade.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_04: You gotta admit.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Well, especially after he was dead, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: He got hit once and I said, Hey, do it again.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_04: He said, For you, Tom, anyway.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: Bill.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: Weird.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: He said, Bill.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_04: Quite sad that his last dying words were, This would be really good for my campaign.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it sure was.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_03: Then you got up to the door, it was a three-number combination lock on it, and Tom decided to bystep it and chap the door and say he was an Amazon driver, and prime evil opened the door, which is where we are now.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: So the door opens, and what in front is in front of you is a half dragon.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_03: So that's like a really big kind of humanoid kind of dragon-looking thing.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's not got wings.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_03: Imagine an incredible Hulk had a baby with a dragon.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's what's in front of you.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: How tall are we talking?
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  SPEAKER_03: Am I looking like seven foot, eight foot?
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh I would say like uh ten foot.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_03: So a big big boy.
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  SPEAKER_04: The door was big then, too.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that there was a big door.
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  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_04: At least ten foot.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: But your knock was mighty.
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  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_04: That's what everybody says about my knocks.
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  SPEAKER_03: So he's in front of you, so he's been taking a bit.
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  SPEAKER_03: So he's opened the door and he's like expecting some sort of delivery because you were so persuasive.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: So now it's in terms of what do you want to do?
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you want to just attack?
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_04: Is there maybe I don't think this thing is gonna be oh here we go.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_04: Uh well, I've been waiting for something to happen on the stairs.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_04: We bypassed the stairs with absolute ease.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: What was the glowing thing of magic at the top?
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_01: Wasn't it?
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_04: That was the that was primeval, primeval's crazy.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_01: He was the glowing thing?
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_04: He's magic.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_04: Could I try on it?
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_04: But now I feel like something's happened.
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  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_04: And this and I said to myself in the last game, the second something happens, bear up.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_04: So I would like to turn into a bear.
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  SPEAKER_04: So you're gonna attack?
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna turn into a bear.
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  unknown: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_04: That's the first thing I'm gonna do.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, well that's not just to let him know.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: Who he's dealing with.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: I'm a fucking bear.
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  SPEAKER_04: You're like the guy from The Hobbit.
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  SPEAKER_04: In what way?
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, the guy that turns into a big bear.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_04: There's a guy that turns into the bear in the Hobbit film.
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  SPEAKER_04: In the Hobbit.
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  SPEAKER_04: Well, I need to rewatch them because I do not remember that at all.
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  SPEAKER_03: So what do I need to roll?
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_03: You don't need to roll anything, you're wild shape.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_03: It's just you just wild shape bear, please.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_03: So you're just a bear now.
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  SPEAKER_03: So he's opened the door.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's seen uh four people standing in front of him, and then one of them's just turned into a bear.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_03: Pretty badass.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_03: Pretty pretty pretty badass moment.
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  SPEAKER_03: No?
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_01: I would like to like is he's taken off guard.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_03: So see when he opens the door, you see he's kinda so he's in a lighthouse, so it's like a cylinder kind of room.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_03: And all you see is just like bodies and bones and like No, there's no chance of talking to this guy.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_03: You could try it, it's gonna require a very kind of And Fanny is not the best at this at the best off time.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_01: Guys, I just I'm gonna leave our rope trick to get us out of trouble if we really need to.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna uh utilize invisibility.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so read me the invisibility spell and I'll tell you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um a creature you touch has the invisible condition under the spell until the spell ends.
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  SPEAKER_01: The spell ends nearly early immediately after the target makes an attack on a roll, deals damage, or casts a spell.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: So it can't be to me.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you would need to touch one of the group.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_03: I think you could use alter self.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_03: If you read alter self, you might be able to.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but alter self is only um I mean, I could grow claws, fangs, horns, or hooves.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_00: Hooves.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, there.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_01: Um but if we change appearance, I just uh I can I still have to be bipedal.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_01: Um I just change my like hair and voice and shit.
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  SPEAKER_01: So For what reason?
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  SPEAKER_03: To for like a disguise.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: But why why is it helping you do I don't know?
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  SPEAKER_03: She's just talking through the spells, in terms of things she could do.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, I thought you were being like, I'm gonna disguise myself.
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  SPEAKER_04: I think I should uh This is g going to be a very stupid question, and I know it going in, but I just want it confirmed.
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  SPEAKER_03: So now I'm a bear.
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  SPEAKER_03: The only spells you can cast are the ones that are so you've got three spells, it's moon beam, starry wisp, and cure wounds.
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  SPEAKER_03: So here was yeah, so here's my question.
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  SPEAKER_04: If I then changed into a spider, is that another use and therefore I'm fucked and I'm out of my yeah, I think you get three wild shapes though.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_03: Let me just double check for it.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_04: Because I I'm now thinking, can I like chop and change animal or creature in battle as I see fit?
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can do that, but it will count as I used to do.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_03: And I get three of them per long range.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm fairly sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: Just let me quite terrible.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_04: It's not it's not amazing.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_04: I would like to just use as many as I can.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to cast Thunderwave.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_01: Thunderwave!
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_04: You gotta say it like that.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_04: You gotta say that.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_04: I'm casting full ACD say Thunder Wave! You've been.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, at least it sounded more like Taser Fay.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, oh it did.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Taser Face.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_03: It so did, you're right.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_03: So you've only got two wild chips.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_03: That is shite, actually.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that's one.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, wait, before she attacks, though.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, what do you I wanna dash behind him?
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so you want to sneak into the room?
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_04: I wanna get into that room.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not standing at the doorways hugging this guy.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_04: I want in the room.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_03: So no stealth.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_03: So are you wanting to hide in the room as well?
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna hide behind a dead body.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_04: Get behind him first.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_04: I wanna go.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_04: So eleven plus my dexterity, is that right?
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_04: And if I need to, I'll barget.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_03: Stealth's a thing on it.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_03: Stealth plus two.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_03: Plus two.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_03: Thirteen.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_03: So thirteen and has passive perception as.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_04: Ooh, I'm making my first real Dungeons and Dragons move here.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_04: Episode eight.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_04: First real one.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_04: I'm going, I'm going behind him.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you guys, you've just turned into a bear.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_04: You're gonna shot grasp him.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna knock him back ten feet.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_01: Why is this a little?
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you're also gonna knock him now because he's behind him.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_03: So he he's seen you do that.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_03: So he's seen you sneak into the room, and now that's uh if you're wanting to make an attack, you've got time to do that.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_03: But I made it behind him.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_03: He may have seen it.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_03: You're in the room and he knows about it.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_03: No, because if you're using Thunderwave as which one do I roll?
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_03: Thunderwave as uh constitution saving throw, but where are you casting it and how big is the circle?
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_03: Be careful.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_03: I've I got showed at the last time I did that.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_01: Range is uh 15 feet.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_04: And it's hold on.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_04: I am now behind the.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_04: Because I've seen her do the 15 wave.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_04: I've gotta get at least 50.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_01: She's gonna do the 15 feed one.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_03: She's gonna do the 15 right away from there.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: So if you cast Thunderwave, it's gonna hit uh every dragon.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_03: Uh the only person who's not gonna get hit is Bo.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, don't do it then, please.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_03: You can cast something else, though.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_01: I might do well, I just wanna get the most.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_01: What the heck?
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_01: I can cast sleep.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_01: Each creature of your choice in a five-foot radius sphere centered on centered on a point within range must succeed on a wisdom saving throw, blah blah blah.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so I can cast sleep only on primeval.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can do that.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_04: You're like Mantis.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_03: If you put him to sleep, I'm like, this is gonna be the easiest kill ever.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_03: And what's the saving throw?
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_03: It says 10, so he rolled a 17, so it doesn't work.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and now everybody takes I didn't see him roll.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_03: He's gone the computer.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, of course he is.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_03: Of course he is.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_03: So dodgy, dodgy.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_03: Uh everybody roll initiative.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_04: That's a 20 now.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_03: And you all have initiative bonuses.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: Two.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm last.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_03: Two.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_03: Because you get the first one initiative.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, good.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_03: Plus four.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_03: So that would be fifteen.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_03: Fifteen.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_01: I'm at nine.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_03: I'm at three.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_03: Nine and then Sean.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_03: Sean's initiative is plus two, so eight.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so Don's up first, then it is, then it's primeval, then it's Kate, then it's Bill, then it's kind of getting the big dough.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, get it.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_04: You scrap it.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_04: Scrap it, Bear.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so on you go.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_04: What do you want to do?
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_04: I am gonna Right.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_04: Does anyone know Does anyone watch wrestling?
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm aware of it.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_04: Up-to-date wrestling.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_04: Rake.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_04: Uh are you aware of the s the spear of Braunbreaker?
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm aware of a spear that was uh I think it was Edge.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_04: Edge did a spear, a really bad spear, famously.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_04: Edge had a terrible spear.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_04: There's a guy now called Braun, he's f he is uh incredible.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_04: I'm as a bear gonna get on all fours and in charge and just try and spear primeval.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_04: He's pretty big.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_04: So you want to grapple him?
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's pretty big.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna grapple him.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_04: Do you look big enough to grapple him if you want to?
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, of course I'm a big fucking bear.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm going for it.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_04: I'm going for it.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, get a hand.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_04: Nice one.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_04: Get in there.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_01: Get in there.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not casting no just know when I throw my spear, I may be hitting you again.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I have a really good plan.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_04: As soon as a spear or maybe my tribe goes.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_01: As you run up, you gotta say a panda about time for a bear.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_03: So I do.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_03: Good reminder.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_03: So you're rolling an unarmed strike to the dash?
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so that's plus four to whatever you roll.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_00: Can you bear?
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_04: You're gonna this is gonna let me find it.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_04: This this is gonna bring a whole new meaning to the phrase bare necessities.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_04: Is that something?
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_03: The attack goes through, you'll not get a pus, you'll not get a minus to it.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, but it allowed me to Do I have to pun every attack?
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_04: Fucking what a prison.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_04: I'm living in a prison.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna keep check.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_01: So bare necessities gone.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, let's just get bare necessities.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_04: There's so many bare one.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_04: There's so many bears.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I can do a bare one.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_01: Then do it.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_04: I guess you're not gonna be I guess we're gonna have to bear with me.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, we'll save it.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_04: I need to have these.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_04: Uh where is what am I what's my plus thing here?
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_04: Unarmed.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_04: Plus four.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_04: Well, then I'm above twenty.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, okay.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_03: He's grappled.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_03: Uh which means so he has one hand free.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_03: And now it's his turn, so he's gonna try and claw you.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_04: Good luck, Prime.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: You don't have any bear armor.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_04: Well, let's see how useful it would have been.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_04: I would have, but fucking Captain Logic to my left.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_03: What's your armor clause?
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_03: You are welcome uh thirteen.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_03: Thirteen, so he hats, he does five slashing damage and twelve file damage.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_03: How many that?
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_03: I just heard a gasp, I don't know what I mean.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_03: So you've got overall you du took 17 damage.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_04: Are you having the fucking taking the piss?
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_04: Are you taking the piss?
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_04: One slash 17 damage, so I'm now down to fucking four.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_04: Be careful.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_04: Brother, one slash, and I'm down to four health.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_01: Now he's got hey, be careful, man, after he's been fucking cut in half.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_03: But he is also grappled, so that's the only attack he does this time.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_03: Did I do anything to him?
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you've got him grappled.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_03: He would have hit you twice if you hadn't grappled him.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_03: I told you this was a serious guy.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_04: Can I communicate to Fanny and Bill?
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_04: This guy's quite good.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_04: He ain't no Katoa.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_01: He'd start with, uh.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_03: Or bear, bear, you can speak in bear form.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, cool.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_03: Ow.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_00: Hold him.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_03: Hold him, Don.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_04: Don't let him go.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_04: Dance with him.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_04: Get it.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_01: Don looks at us and goes, um, so that just happened.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_03: Get it close.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_03: Don't let him go.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_03: So, Kate, it is now you.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, fuck me.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, then you've got any bonus actions you want to do?
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, I'm just gonna leave it, man.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_03: And then it is now Kate's turn.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_03: This guy is legit.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_01: So I could either attack a shitty little spell.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_01: Or I could do rope trick and get the fuck out of dodge.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: Can primeval come into my rope trick?
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_03: So what is rope trick?
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, rope trick is I I touch a rope.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I can't conjure a rope.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: There has to be a rope in the room.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_01: I was good.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_03: So but DD spells are meant to have elements.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not doing that because I think it's fucking annoying to be like, you have to collect us.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_01: One end of it hovers upward until the rope hangs, and then uh blah blah blah blah.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_01: An invisible three foot by five foot portal opens to an extra-dimensional space that lasts until the spell ends.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_01: That space can be reached by climbing the rope, which can be pulled into or dropped out of it.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_01: Um so it can hold other people.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_03: So basically So you're gonna tie the rope to primeval and take him into an extra dimension.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_01: Huh.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I that does sound better than what I was thinking.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_01: Um, which is You were gonna go and hide, yeah.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_04: And then Liam's like, do this.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_01: And then come back.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_01: But I can do that.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: But he would have to climb up the rope.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I suppose if you've tied it to him and then you go in and then pull the rope, you could try and pull him into it and then jump out and end the spell.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_01: But I can just tie it be like, hey, here's a night little necklace.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_04: You could do that.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_01: A belt?
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he's grappled right now, so if you wanted to tie the rope to him now, and then if your plan is then you you could jump in the portal and try and pull him in the portal and then end the spell trap.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_04: That's one layup.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm down to four hills, so I'm pretty wounded, baby.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_01: I go I uh I pull out my magic rope and I uh and I and I run to the grappled primeval and I say, fucking, I tie in the lasso kind of Oh! I lassooed over his head.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_01: So I don't gotta go too close.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_01: Not within cutting distance.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_03: You I would advise I would advise against it.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_03: So you lasso the rope over his head.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_01: Lass sue the rope over his head.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, okay, so now he's got the rope attached.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_03: Are you wanting to jump in the portal and start trying to pull him in it?
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_01: The rope's attached.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: I don't have to roll for that.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_03: No, I he's grappled.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_03: Crazy you don't have to roll for that.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_03: No, because he's grappled, so he's pinned down.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_03: You're pinning him down.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm on top of the That's quite true.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_01: You're losing a lot of blood, but you're on top of it.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_03: Look, guys, I'm on top.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_03: Ignore the blood.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_01: And start in your head.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_03: I'm really hurt.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_03: So he's pinned down uh and he's got one arm free, so you I'm saying you can just chuck it over his head and it'll be a little bit.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_01: I blast suit it, cowboy style.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_01: Pull it tight, and the rope then goes perpendicular up, and I and I climb up into this in uh uh interdimensional space.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_01: And in the same role, I can start pulling him up.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I like that.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I start yanking him.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_03: So give me a strength roll.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_03: So he's gonna do a strength.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_03: I couldn't lift him.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus a one.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh this has gotta be like, I don't understand.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_01: Like, how can I keep rolling ones and never twenty?
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_03: Because it's a one.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_01: I think that should.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_03: This could be really fucking bad for me.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_03: A one.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna say the rope snaps.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_03: So that's that plan out the one though.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_01: The rope isn't self-fixing.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you could you're gonna need to if you want to try that again, you're gonna need to cast it again in my assume again because it's a one, so it's it's a critical fail.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_03: God damn it, Fanny!
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_01: Control your D20 next time.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, mine's is good.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, uh, then it's Sean, so Sean's seeing everyone.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, I'm in the interdimensional space, just hanging above in the air.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're just holding onto the rope, like, oh fuck.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_01: But but at a certain point, I'm also like, at least I'm safe.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so then uh Sean's gonna go, so Sean's like, oh fuck, everyone's in a lot of trouble here.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_03: So Sean is gonna go, so Sean can do two-handed combat.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_03: So he's gonna do two attacks on this guy.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_03: So Sean's gonna go with the Semitar first, so he's gonna roll to hat.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, Sean.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: Uh Sean hits, so he does four damage in the first hit.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_03: Know how many hit points this thing has.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, no, exactly.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_03: It has a lot.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_03: He's like 40.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and then he goes with his whip next Sean just hits again and he does seven damage this time.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_03: But Sean's whip also has uh Sean's whip has slow to it.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_03: So Sean actually has mastery of a whip already, and we say he learned that in the circus.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, he's full of surprises.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_03: So he's just reduced the thing, uh primeval's uh speed by ten, so he's gonna be able to move slower now.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_04: That's kind of good.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_04: Kinda good.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_03: It's not amazing.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not clapping it, but it's more than I did.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's not nothing.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_04: She snapped the rope.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: And Sean's gonna add one of his psionic powers to it.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_03: So he's gonna add a D6 of damage, so he does an extra three damage to it as well.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_04: Does Prime look like he's wounded a little bit?
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_04: It doesn't look like he's bothered at all.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_04: He's not bothered at all.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_04: He's just lit a cigarette, like Is that all you got?
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_04: Tell tell the girl to do the rope thing again.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_01: The girl?
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_04: Well, uh, it's prime evil.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I mean.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_01: This guy's gonna fucking down.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_03: And also I just realized this as well.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_03: Sean can do another attack called Second Wind.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_03: So he's gonna do that as well.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: And Sean does six damage again, okay.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_03: And then it is Bill Futler.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, I wanna know what the Phantasmal Force is.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_04: I can make him think that there's a thing, and that is a bonus one along with his.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just gonna use it because I've never used it before.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_04: It's my first time.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_04: See what it does.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I see what it does.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_04: You bet.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think phantasmal force is a bonus action for you, is it?
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_03: Is it?
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_03: I don't uh you've took it.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's not.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, what is what is it?
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_03: It does just a normal attack roll spell.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_03: So uh you attempt to craft an illusion in the mind of a creature you can see within range.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_03: The target makes the intelligence favour saving throw.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_03: On a failed save, you create a phantasmal object, creature, or other phenomenon no larger than a ten foot cube that is perceivable to only the target.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so then the target can study.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: To do that, and then he has to basically make turns until he realizes it's not real.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_03: Every turn he has to take 2D8 psychic damage.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, but the rat one is a bonus one.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, your bag of tricks.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, well, I'm pulling out a bag of rats.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_04: Just so you can have No, like I'm going for the rat.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_04: Why?
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_04: And then because it'll attack it.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_04: It'll attack it.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_04: It'll give it something else to focus on.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_04: Hopefully it's not a raven.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't the rat like big too?
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_03: So it's never just the one thing.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_03: So there's eight different animals in the bag.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_03: So roll me a D8 and I'll tell you which one you get.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_03: Seven.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_03: Savage.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_03: A badger appeals.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, we know a honey badger.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_04: Badger of death.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_01: Honey badger don't give a shit.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_04: The badger of death is finally.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_03: There is now a badger in the room that Bill Futler commands.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_01: And it's just like normal badger size.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's a normal size badger.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_04: Don't worry, everybody.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_04: My badger's out of the bad.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_01: To be fair, we were talking about a badger earlier and he badgers bite the balls of lions.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we're gonna trust me.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_04: This badger, I've seen this thing attacked.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want the badger to attack?
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_04: Of course I do.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_03: After, and then I'm gonna do my so you can demand the badger as a bonus action.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_03: That's Tom trying to be Doctor Strange.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_04: Boo Fantasmo.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_04: What is it?
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_04: Force.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_04: Fantasmal force.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know what it does.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_04: I just want to see.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: So roll me a d20 and I'll tell you if the badger hurts.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, D20, Badger gets a one.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, fuck off, guys.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_04: Guys, we can't be rolling ones.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_01: We're trying so hard, no.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_04: The badger bites your face.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_01: Gareth, you can't.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_01: This is not a personal failing.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_04: You can't roll the pawns against primeval.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_04: This is fucking.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, don't worry.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_04: That's my I'm just getting him out of the way here.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_03: So that's a critical fail.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm gonna say the badger goes up and tries to hap Primeval, but Primeval has big horns.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_03: He's like a big kind of dragon-looking thing.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_03: So as he goes to happen, he misses and stabs his hand, one of his paws on the horn, and he takes two damage.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_03: So the badger has one health point left.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_03: Deep fighting, old boy.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_03: And then you want to cast Phantasmal Force.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_04: Phantasmal Force.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_04: This is the big one.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so that's just he you don't need to roll anything for this.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_03: So he has to roll.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_04: That's a good one.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_04: It was not gonna go well.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_04: Sadden I fooled myself.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think uh when the badger gets hurt, do you get hurt?
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_04: Huh?
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_01: When the badger gets hurt, do you get hurt?
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_04: It's in my bag of badgers.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_01: I got a bag of badgers.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_04: My thing.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_03: So uh what I'm known for.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_03: Primeval had to roll an intelligence saving throw that had to be a 14 or higher, and he rolled an 11.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yes! So now you tell me what thing you're trying created in the mind of him?
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_04: And does it do damage?
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_04: Does this damage?
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it does two-day psychic damage each turn until he realizes it's not real.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_04: Just try and fucking confuse him, make him panic.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_04: Anxiety, give him a panic attack.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_04: I create trauma.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_04: Another prime evil.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_04: He thinks that there's another one of him that's on our side.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_04: That's kicking the fuck out of him.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_04: Or maybe a massive badger.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_04: That's this.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_04: You gotta put down the badger thing.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_01: I think the other prime evil is like exactly like him, but better looking.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_04: Better looking.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_01: So it's also like a self-esteem.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_04: What's that thing you were saying?
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_04: That's a choppel ganger.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_01: He's a choppel ganger.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_04: Prime, prime handsome.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, prime handsome.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so roll me a d8 twice.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_04: And this is this damage.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_04: This is actual damage.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is his psychic damage.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_04: Two eights, Tom.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_03: We need two eights.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_04: We got one eight.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_04: Come on, brother.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_04: One eight.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_04: One more for me, Tommy.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_04: One eight.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_04: Ten.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_04: Ten damage.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_04: That's good.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_04: And this thing is in it.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_04: That's good.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, is there anything else you're wanting to do, Tom?
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_03: Can I do anything else?
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_03: Well, uh, show me.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_03: I think I've done it, right?
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_03: You can cast healing world as a bonus action and try and give back bonus appeals.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_03: Heal him.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, we forgot you also have your own health elixir on you.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_04: I was gonna gub that.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_04: What do I get?
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_04: What do I do?
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think it tastes like?
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_04: It's okay.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_04: Healing wounds here.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_04: Pineapple juice.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_01: Bean wants us to come back with good tasting.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_04: Two D four.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_04: And level two.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_04: So I get three of these.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, if you cast it, a level two.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm healing them for three of these.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_04: So what is that?
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_04: Two.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_04: Here's your hit points back.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_04: Two, four, six.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_04: You got six hit points back.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's easy to roll three twos in a row.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so you got six back.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_04: What you up to now?
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_04: Six back.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_04: I was on four ten.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_04: Got a badger going.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_04: I got him in his mind.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_04: Start punching this thing.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_04: I say, you know what we should do next?
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_04: I know what I'm gonna do next.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want to tell everybody or are you gonna wait till you're turn?
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_04: Well, if I get the next shot off, what like it's initiative, right?
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but you could tell if you just could all plan an attack together if she's gonna.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna take the immovable bar and while he's on the ground, I'm gonna put it on his neck.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_04: That's really good.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's really good.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_03: That's a great move.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_04: Get him down.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_04: So we can't.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_03: You could do that now if you wanted to.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_04: Do it now.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_04: Do it now and I've got the best next now.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_04: Do it now and I've got the best move.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_01: Can Sean do it now?
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Tom can do it now.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_01: He can do fucking five things in one turn.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_04: The great move.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_01: I'm all for it.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_04: He's down.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm happy it's all getting to be done, but I'm also surprised that it's the bag, the spell.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_03: He I tell you he gets a lot of bonus actions.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_03: The bag's a bonus action, healing word's a bonus action.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_01: You can do as many bonus actions as you want.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_03: No, he gets so his bag counts as a bonus action.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_03: Has healing word as a bonus action?
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and you can do as many bonus ones as you want.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: No, so then the spell is an attack action.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_03: And then he gets so then he can he gets like a move action, so he could like pull back or do something else.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking killer.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_03: But Bill is fucking killer.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_03: Do that.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_04: Bill is putting the immovable thing on spinning them down.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_04: And now it's Garrison.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_04: Well, that changes everything of what I was gonna do.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_04: Now, what I really want to do is I would like to cast pants.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_01: Uh he's been wearing pants this whole time.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_01: Liam, I have a question.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_01: Because this immovable bar is now choking out, like just slightly choking uh primeval.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_01: Is he like turned on?
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_01: What's what the sex and it's autoerotic association?
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_01: You've done that to him.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_04: That's all we're in battle now.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_01: I'm asking.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_04: I'm can I come out of wild shape and then cast?
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, he's not turned on out all the three.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_03: If it was an even, I would have said it was turned on.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so it's a gamble.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna go back to I'm gonna come out of wild shape.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_04: And go back to being little old Don.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm gonna cast heat metal.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so then the rod.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: Eh, okay.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna try and work out what type of damage that would be.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_04: As long as it doesn't destroy the rod.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_03: It won't destroy the rod, it'll just be.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm just heating it the fuck up so it can go through its neck.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_04: Nice.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_03: So I'll say that's I think that's a really good plan.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm knocking everything over.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_04: I'm too excited.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_04: Can you read heat metal to me?
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_04: Do you want me to read heat metal?
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_04: What it says.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_04: Uh choose a manufactured metal object, such as any metal weapon or suit or heavy or medium metal armor that you can see within range.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_04: You cause the object to glow red hot, piercing any primeval skin.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_04: Uh the object takes two D8 fire damage when you cast the spell until the spell ends.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_04: You can take a bonus action on each of your last later turns to deal this damage again if the object is within range.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_04: So uh about primeval was obviously improv.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but he so uh prime evil is a red dragon, which means he's a fire dragon.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_03: So he's immune to fire damage, so he wouldn't take any damage from that.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_01: It was a really good thought, Gareth.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_01: And I wouldn't beat yourself up too much.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_04: Why are you so dumb?
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_04: Good bills.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_04: But surely it fire is still going through its.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_01: He looks like he's already on fire.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_01: So I guess he would kind of like it even more.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_03: He says fire damage, that's just Yeah.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_03: Can I do anything else?
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_03: Well, have you got other spells?
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_03: You came out of wild shape, so came out of wild shape.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_04: Why don't you just hit it?
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_04: Fucking punch it.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_03: Uh trident.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_03: You go, okay, so it'll be in the attack section.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_04: But because you're over it, right?
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_04: So why don't you just trident to the heart?
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'm also up above in the air over it.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, one D8 piercing damage range, 60 feet.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so you're just wanting to stab it down because you're on top of them right now.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so uh roll to attack.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_03: D8?
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_03: Uh D twenty.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_03: D twenty.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_04: Oh fuck, I want to get this thing rolling.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_03: That didn't roll.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_03: Of course, of.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_03: So then it is how much damage is it?
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_03: I don't mean what's the damage on the trident?
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_03: Uh one D8 piercing damage.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_03: Uh okay, so roll that.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_03: Six.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_03: Six, okay.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's not bad.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_03: Is there anything else you want to do?
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_03: You got bonus actions, you want to jump off of him.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_03: I would like to get as far away from him now as fucking possible.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_01: No one's gonna blame me for that.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: No one's gonna blame me for being a little bit cowardice, I guess I would say.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_01: Little bit coward.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_01: A little bit cardard.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_04: Coming from fucking or no, you know what?
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_04: We're a team, calm down.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_04: Where was I a coward?
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh you ran away immediately.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_04: No, I got behind him.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_04: What did you gotta do?
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_04: I would like to wreck on something.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_04: Rec?
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, isn't like wreck on it and like go back to do over.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_04: Recon.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_03: Or can I do it now and it'll still work?
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't done a bear.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't done a pun.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's a me for messing that, so I'll say that's fine.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_04: Bear with me while we re- do a redo.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_03: You're doing a redo.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, no, no, we're just punning it.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_03: I know it's fine.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_03: Well, are you wanting to take back that attack?
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_03: No, I don't want to take back the attack.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_03: I want the attack to still go.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's still valid.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_04: That's on me.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_04: Uh I would like to Yeah, just get the fuck out of harm's way.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_01: Tom's put his hat backwards.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_01: This yeah.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_04: I'm getting ready to f yeah.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_04: Dawn just wants to scuttle away.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_01: Uh does he And again, totally reasonable.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_03: It is, it is.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_03: Does it say what your speed does at the top of your character shape?
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_03: Quick.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_03: Like a like a like a like a flash, like a whippet.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_04: Uh 30 feet walking.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_03: So yeah, we'll say that you you're about 30 feet away from him now in the lighthouse.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_03: Beautiful.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the light you walked there.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say the lighthouse is probably about 30 feet wide.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm just up against the wall.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_01: This is 15 feet away.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'm I mean, we'll say it's 60 feet wide and then it's 30.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, it's the difference between diameter and so just you know, that's fine.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_03: It's been a lot of math.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to make up, I'm trying to make up for not knowing prime numbers.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, uh, it's now primeval.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_04: That was a big deal.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_04: This is the difference between education in the 80s and 90s.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's because you're reminded with kids, like I, you know, because we don't have to prime numbers.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_04: What do you mean?
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_04: Well, it's been years since we've done prime numbers.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_04: Like at least what you think I I think you did it with fucking your daughter a week ago.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_04: What when she was yelling at me?
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_04: Look how gifted I am.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_04: 54 is a prime number.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_04: 55 isn't.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_04: 56 isn't.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_04: Ooh, I feel okay.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_01: Is it my turn now?
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_01: Or no prime?
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_03: Well, so he tried to move the unmovable bar, but that is a DC 30.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_03: So he would need to get 30 on a dice to do that.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_03: So he's not managing that, so he's not moved the bar, but he does have dragon breath that he can use once, so he's gonna try well every five to six turns, which I mean probably.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_03: Where is he pointing it?
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_03: So uh what I'm saying is Sean with Sean's been slashing him, so he's right next to him, so he can't move his head down.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_03: Don't jump off Dom's jump Dawn jumped off and ran.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_01: Don was just a Dom on top of him, yeah.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_04: And Mary's a little fucking sub struggling away.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_04: Beta.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_04: Bottom as a beta movie.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_03: Bell is uh somewhere well, you would be did you you are somewhat next to him, but he can't turn his head because he's so the only person he can look up and see it would be Kate in the other realm.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_01: His spells don't enter my internet, does it?
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_01: They blow a bunch of fire into your room.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, sorry, I'm freaking out right now.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_01: Attack spells and other effects can't pass into or out of the space.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_01: All right, actually, Liam.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he can't do that, and there's nothing really else he can do.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_03: He could turn his head and try and hang a bit that so yeah.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he's gonna he's gonna try and aim at Bill then.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm so sorry, Bill.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_03: Why is he coming for me?
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, he could do it to me.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_04: Ah, don't worry about it.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_04: I'm I'm fast.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_04: I got one of my badges.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_04: I got my twinkle toes going on.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so uh Tom, give me a dexterity saving throw.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_03: So 15.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_03: 15, you might you I think I'm good.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_03: Your savings throw is a four.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_04: But I could also be bardenick, bardicking it.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_03: Plus fees, that's eighteen.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_03: Eighteen.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_03: So you are gonna take.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_04: Plus I danced, I danced around it.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_04: You know how quick I am on my toes.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_04: Half of well done.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_04: You saw me do the Pittsburgh shuffle.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_04: The Louisiana Wolves.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_04: The Sarasota Swing.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_04: The Sarasota Swing! That's another one.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_04: That was a big one.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_03: You take 17 damage.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh shit.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, and he only has eight.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm fine, man.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_04: You got one.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_04: I got one.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_04: Oh fuck.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_04: Not to worry.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_01: But he can cast the health.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_04: No, he's sweat it.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_04: Not a pussy, okay?
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_04: Like we're all good.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_01: Bill's just dancing but severely burnt.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, a little burnt.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_01: I would like to throw darts at him from my high up safe layer.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_01: I was gonna master darts and I didn't.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but uh yeah.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_01: So D20?
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_01: And then plus four.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_01: Nine plus four, thirteen.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_03: So that you mess with a dar.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_01: I've let's I I've repaired the rope.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_03: So that's another spell.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not making a whole new dimension.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I cause the rope snapped, you would I would say that's gonna class.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_03: But I'll give you that.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_03: So that's your two first.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'll I'll say the rope's repaired.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_03: It is hard what but Tom just gender better character.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_04: That's uh like it's hard watching Tom do like 18 things in his turn.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_04: And you do like one, and then you're like, okay, no.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_01: I cast men's ropes.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking ass.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_03: So if you do that, you're out a six year old.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_01: I've missed it.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_01: Look, but I did try and attack from my app word.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_01: I did try.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_03: Once you do it repair the rope, you're out of second level spells, basically.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_01: What second level spells?
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_01: By repairing the rope?
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_01: But the rope trick will continue for an hour.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but the rope snapped.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_01: So But if I don't cast it, the interdimensional space rem is useless.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's because the rope snapped, because you got a one when you were trying to uh But I'm saying if I don't if I don't cast it again to fix the rope, my interdimensional space is useless.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just hiding out in it.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_03: So you're start so it's because the rope snaps, so you would need to depair the rope unless you're gonna say that I mean, are you gonna just hide in it and keep throwing darts?
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_01: Let me read the thing quickly and I'll Well I don't know why he's trying to talk me out of it.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, because what else I'm I'm in I'm in the international sp space hiding up with a broken rope.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_01: So either I use up my second spell and fix the rope, or I don't, I remain safe and just keep trying to hit the arts aren't gonna do shit though.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you don't say that's fanny.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_03: The anything that drops anything inside the space drops out when the spell ends.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_03: So if he was in the space and you ended the spell, he's just gonna fall into space again.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_01: I said yeah, way too early.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: Guys, I just learned that um when the spell ends, he would just drop back out.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_04: So there's no no good.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_04: He's in a bar, anyways.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_04: We've got him on the ground.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm not gonna waste it fixing the rope, I guess.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_04: You yeah, we got yeah.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, my second thing.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_04: By the way, watch out where his head is.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_04: Don't get near his mouth.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_04: Kick him in the balls.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_04: Cut his penis off.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_04: But he might bleed out.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_01: If I do Ray of Frost, will that hurt will that hurt my uh will that hurt Sean?
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_03: I would hat Sean and it would tap bow.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_01: And Bill would then die.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, most likely.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_01: I jump out of the interdimensional space with my quarter staff drawn.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_03: Because you've already made an attack.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_01: So it can't be in the set.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but you could be like, and the next turn I'm gonna whack him.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_03: Like, okay.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_03: Uh then it's Sean's turn, so Sean's gonna go for him.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_03: Sean's just gonna try and attack him again, so he's gonna go semitar, doesn't hit, he messes with that.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_03: And then he goes whip.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_03: He hits with a whip, and he does four damage, and then he's gonna use his psycho force again to add a repetitive.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_04: We are slowly but surely doing a lot of damage though.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_04: Slowly but surely.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_04: So I get near him on it.
• 40:08
  unknown: Yeah.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_04: You've got one health.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_04: You talk so much shit with a guy on one health.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_04: Health and a boner.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_04: What?
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_04: That didn't even make sense.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_00: You have a boner?
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm gonna do him.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_04: I think I honestly think Bill's about to get real freaky with pragmy.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_01: Which is crazy because that is my MO.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it really is.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_04: You started a rub off on him.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, literally.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_03: So Sean uh went and had with a whip, he used his psycho damage and he used his second one again and he's done 14 damage, but he's now got a second one and he's only got two psycho damage left and he's done 14 damage.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_03: That's good though.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_03: That's pretty good.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_03: So then it is Bell's turn.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_04: Well, does my phantasma gonna hit him again?
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, so he's gonna have to he can't he have to study the phantasmal force.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_03: But he can't.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because he's distracted with the bar.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_04: So I get to attack him again.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so it's two D again.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_04: This is just my first one six.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_04: Sucks.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_04: That's just him doing that.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_04: My badger's obviously attacking him again.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so roll for that.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_03: How much is he?
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_03: Badger get?
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so a D20.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_03: And I'll tell you if he hats.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_03: He's on the gr two.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_03: So he doesn't hat, but he doesn't do any damage.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_04: Badger's the worst.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_04: The worst badger ever.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_04: Like stupid badger.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_03: So again, okay.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't hat, but it doesn't, he's no must either, so he's fine.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_03: He's just kind of he's they'll challenge.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_03: Now it's me.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_04: Now if I do a cure wounds, is that my whole thing over?
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_03: You could use healing words.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_04: No, I got cure wounds.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that would be your action then.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_03: You don't get my action on it, though.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because I get 3D eight.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_04: Because it's eight with the actual big one there.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_04: So he could, but he also could I could critical roll critical fail, critical fail, critical fail.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_04: No, like cure wound on me.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_04: And then get out of his way.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but if you roll if you roll three once, you get three, we'd be back to four.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think you can get critical fail.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but my this one's a better one.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_04: This has got two d8 for each level above one.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, you're level three, but that's uh second level.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_03: You've only got two spell levels.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_03: So you'd level two.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_04: So just two d eight is what I would get, or three dye.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so if you cast that at level two, you get to roll four d8.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_04: To heal myself.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, I'm gonna do that.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_04: My I've already and I'm out of its way.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_04: I I don't wanna be near his head.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you've Dan, you you're about 30 feet away, you're on the other side from Don.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_03: So he's in the middle of the room now.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_01: Don't on one side, Hill's on the other.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, and you're about to roll.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_03: 4D for my yeah.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_03: Eight, fifteen.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_03: I'm back to normal.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_03: So you're back to full health.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_04: I'm no longer burnt.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_04: But did nothing to actually No, my phantasmal hit him.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_04: And my badger missed him.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_04: But my phasmal.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna get my badger.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_01: Is the badger still alive?
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_03: The badger's like one.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_03: And now it's Dawn's time again.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_04: Don, what are you gonna do, Donnie?
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_04: I've got an idea, but I don't think it's good.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_04: Do it.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna go for it.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna go for it because it's all I can think of right now.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_04: Because everything else, a lot of this is flame-based.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_04: And we've learned that does fire flame-based.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_04: Against fire things, yeah.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_04: It does nothing.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_04: Nothing.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_04: Do you have any water stuff?
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_04: What do you got?
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_04: I can create water.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_04: Why you water on?
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_04: Why don't you waterboard him?
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_04: Why don't you waterboard him?
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_04: We got his head down.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_04: Why don't you just dump so he can't even breathe?
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_04: That's actually really not a bad idea.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_01: But what vessel are you putting the water in?
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but it doesn't he said he can create water.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, please tell me it's got to be in an open container because we remember you tried to blow up someone's bladder before.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_03: What do you mean?
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_01: You can't have this discussion again.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_03: Well I I can't so the reason I didn't allow you to do that is because Oh, because I'm not Tom.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_04: That's why because I'm not Tom.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_04: You've got a little fucking hard on for Tom, and you're going, Oh, good idea, Tom.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_04: And you just let him do nine fucking rolls of whatever he wants.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_04: But because I'm not Tom State, a guy has done Live of the Apollo twice.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_04: I just have to fucking And the John Bishop show and wrote six computer.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's because there would be no way, so there's no so like for an intact roll, there's a way it doesn't have.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_03: Whereas that literally you don't have to roll for that and no one can roll against it.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_03: So then literally you could walk into any room at any time and go, I blow that man's bladder up.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_03: I see through you, Farrelly.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_01: Would what be a container?
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_04: It needs to be a container.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_04: An open container.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_04: If he opens his mouth, that's a container.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I would make that argument.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_04: Bill.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_01: The thing is, if he opens his mouth, he's a big guy, right?
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_01: Fills up with water and he goes, goop.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_01: He just swallows it or he spits it out.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but uh it's a fire-breathing thing.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_04: He wouldn't drink a swallow, eh?
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_04: Why would he drink water if he's fired?
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_04: Because he's fussed.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_04: Right, hold on.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_04: So you can create up to ten gallons of clean water within range in an open container.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_04: Alternatively, the water falls as rain in a 30-foot cube within range, extinguishing exposed flames there.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_04: So I can fucking make it rain.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_03: But he's not so he his fire thing needs six turns to recharge.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_03: So he can't use his fireb again for another.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_04: In six turns, that's quite a long time.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_04: What else you can do.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_03: Well, why don't I tell you when it's five turns, and if then in that case you could be like, I want it to start raining.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that may be better.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_03: And for now I'll do something else.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's just because I don't want you, I don't want you being like, well, I cast rain for no reason.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_04: Well, my plan, and it's probably gonna be stupid, and I feel like I'm gonna get laughed at.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_04: The only other idea I had was can I wild shape again.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_04: Into giant eagle.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm gonna try and fucking peck this fucking prick's eyes out.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so you get to make two attacks as the eagle, so you get to make the beak and the talons.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_03: So you can do double.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_04: Beautiful, beautiful.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_04: He's turned into an eagle.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so it'll tell you if you flip to the eagle one, it'll tell you what it is to have.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_04: Attack, multi-attack, eagle can make two attacks per turn, one beak, one talons, beak plus five to hit, damage one d6 plus three piercing damage, talons plus five to hit, damage two d6 plus three slashing damage.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_04: So you would do I'll go plus five to whatever I roll, yeah, and then I get to roll two d6 for talons and one d6 for beak.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_03: This is good.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_04: Why then did you get all that, kids?
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_04: Did you get all the beak, beacon and talent in five?
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_03: Five, that's not gonna hit.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_03: So now so five plus five is not gonna be that because AC, so that doesn't go through.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_03: You get to roll for your talons now.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_01: You're like you're like my badger.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_03: You didn't he doesn't eight?
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_03: Eight plus five's not gonna hit either.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_04: But I know I don't want to get to rule two D6 as well.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_03: Well, no, because that's if it hits, you're rolling to see if your attack happens.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_04: Man, you can't even hit something that's pinned down.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_03: You're the worst eagle ever.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, he's pinned that's advantage.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_03: That's a really good point.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_03: He's pinned down, you get advantage on rolls.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that was meant to be put down, but Tom, you've helped!
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_03: Because the DM does like roll again, and then that's you get to hear that.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_03: You've fucking we've been given an opportunity, don't fuck it up.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_03: 18.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_04: So now do I roll a D6?
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so we'll say that is the beak.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_03: So whatever the beak's damage is, this is what you get.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_03: So I can only roll one D6, talons gets two.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, okay.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be pinning down everything.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's kind of balancing four.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_03: Four and then plus what?
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_03: Three piercing damage plus six damage.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_03: Seven damage on that, okay.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_03: And then I'll let you roll for the talons this time.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_03: So a D20 again?
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_03: Come on.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_03: Nine.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_03: Nine plus five's not gonna hit it.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_03: Uh but it is now primeval's turn.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_03: He's gonna try and move the bar again.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_03: Can't.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_04: That's gonna be our move for everything.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_03: Ever.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_03: Bear?
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_03: Well, don't say that to him because he'll use that against us and he'll come up with a little So he's looking around.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_03: The person he sees in front of him as Fanny.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_01: And Well, not in front of him, above him.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_01: And uh so he sees Fanny from a real flattering angle.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_03: He looks at Fanny and he goes, If you want to fight me, fight me in your true form.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_03: It is Fanny's turn.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_04: Fight you in your true what you lying to us, Fanny?
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_04: Does this guy know something that we don't?
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_01: Do I know this?
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_03: You don't know this yet, so you're Okay.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_03: What's her true form?
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_03: No, it says.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_01: What does this guy mean?
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say Can I try and change?
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_03: Can I try and so if you want to use your breath weapon, that is an option.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_03: You have breath weapon?
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I didn't know.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_04: And you've been rolling rope?
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_01: Because I guess I'm always looking.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_04: I've always said that about her.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_04: She's got really bad breath.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_04: That breath is a weapon.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, could tell you.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_04: Anybody can have bad breath, Fanny, but you could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_03: So with your breath weapon, you get to make you get to use this twice per long rest.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_03: He needs to make a dexterity saving throw.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna say he does that with disadvantage.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_03: So I'll roll.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna see.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_03: What does that mean you're true for?
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what did he mean by that?
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_03: So he fails.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_01: He failed!
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_03: So now you can roll one D10 of lightning damage and I'll explain to you how this works.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_03: 40.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_03: So that will say that's four, that's four lightning damage plus one, that's five damage is taken.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_03: So the what this looks like to you guys is Fanny basically opens her mouth and lightning comes shooting out of her mouth and hits primeval.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_03: Have you been lying to it?
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_01: Who am I?
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_01: That was lightning.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_01: Light my mouth.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, so it shoots lightning at him.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and then is there anything else you wanting to do?
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_03: Your turn or you wanting to move or something like that?
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_03: Is there maybe like an item or something you've got?
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_01: So I've now fallen.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_03: So you've shot that, you've jumped out, and then you can move if you've got I don't know if you have many items.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_01: Why did Tom just roll all of his dudes?
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just wondering what kind of I feel like because I've been watching a lot of traders lately, and now I'm like on, ooh, suspicious.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_04: Why would the thing say you're in your true form?
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're definitely getting banished at the round table.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, round table.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_04: Well, because Fanny's a fucking dragon and didn't tell her.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_01: Because I've mastered my quarter staff and I've jumped right basically on him.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna bash, give him a bash with my quarter staff.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_01: So And I've mastered it.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_03: No ta on the quarter staff.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_01: You too any?
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_03: Fifteen.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_03: See the celebrities.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_01: Plus score, but plus four.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_04: We're talking about Tom's career, okay?
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_04: And how we get him on celebrity traitors.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_04: We're having big conversations.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_04: Couldn't even get on celebrity bargainers.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_04: And I believe he applied for that.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_04: I've tried.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_04: Really, the one trail I want to do.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_01: He emailed them and said if you're looking for anyone.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it would be great.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_04: Tom on bargainers.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_04: I would love that.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_04: That's my show.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so you do that, and then your damage is one d6, so row d6, which is just a normal dice.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_03: Keep forgetting that.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_03: Plus.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_03: Plus two.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_03: So yep.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_03: He takes four damage there.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_03: And now it is Sean's turn.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_03: So Sean's gonna just This thing.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_03: We gotta crush this thing's melancholy.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_04: It's held down and we're still having the eagle in it.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_04: That was not an eagle noise in any university.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_04: We don't know what it is.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_04: You know how eagles are.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_03: Sean hits with a semitar and Sean hits him with a semi.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_03: And does seven tar semi.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_04: Sean has a fucking war hammer.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_03: Seven.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but his war hammer is two-handed, so he can make two attacks if he does a semitar and the whip.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_03: Then why did we even get him the warp?
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_01: I don't it feels like he's so ungrateful.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_04: I'm glad we bartered for it.
• 52:23
  unknown: Yeah.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_04: For it to not even fucking show up.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, she did end up giving it to us for free.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but still I want it to be used.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and wouldn't it like if you got what about the armor?
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_04: Who's wearing the armor?
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_04: Sean is Sean is.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_04: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_04: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_01: Meow.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_03: And then it hits with a weapon and he does burin.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_03: How's the thing looking?
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_03: It's not looking good.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and then does he look pretty beat up?
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's pretty beat up.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm gonna grab my spear of coming back.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_04: The old boomerang spear, because I'm far away from him.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm gonna aim it at its fucking head.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, ready?
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_04: Throw it up.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you miss.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_03: But the spear comes back, and do you want your badger to attack?
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_04: And my psychic thing.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, so roll to it to roll to the eight.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, my psychic one.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_01: Does he still have the psychic thing?
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_01: Hasn't he used it twice?
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_04: And five for the psychic.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_04: So it sucks.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_04: Badger's gonna attack.
• 53:28
  unknown: Wait.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_04: Doesn't happen.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_04: This badger, the word it's just sorry.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_03: And then do you want to try and heal anyone?
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_03: Huh?
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_03: You could use No, everybody's good.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_04: Just gonna sit back and get and if I see his head turned towards me, I'm ready.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_01: Is Sean hurt?
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_03: Sean's this putting the bard on this thing basically really has completely flat what I thought was gonna be a very difficult battle for you guys.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_01: I mean it's not been easy.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_01: This has been harder than the frog.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_04: It's just been harder to hit him.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_04: That's about it.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_04: But he's not like he's not going for us anymore.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_04: No, he can't.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's really good.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_04: Pinning him down with a move forever.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_04: Don't say that because Liam will come up with plans to stop it.
• 54:11
  SPEAKER_03: So, Don, it's up to you now.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_04: Don, crush this thing.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_04: Eagle eye it, it's down.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_04: Eagle.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_04: Eagle, I'm gonna hound him.
• 54:21
  unknown: Come on.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_04: Come on, Eagle.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_04: Seventeen.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_04: Seventeen.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_04: For beak.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_04: Let's do beak.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_04: That hat's totally.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_04: So what's the damage?
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_04: Take his eye right out of his socket.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_04: Socket eye.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_04: One.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_04: One plus what?
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_04: Uh plus three.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, that's a four.
• 54:46
  SPEAKER_04: That's all right.
• 54:46
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, let's do talons.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_04: There's his eye.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_04: Can he pluck his eye out?
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, you need to make a pun eye.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_04: For the talon one?
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_04: Well, just the end.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, he's an eagle now, so we're out of bear puns.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's gotta be a it's gotta be a bird pun.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_04: Bird pun.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_04: Um you like birds?
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_01: As in women.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_04: He's Scottish, this bird.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you like your birds.
• 55:14
  SPEAKER_04: Uh how do you like this bird?
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_04: Uh there you go.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_04: Oh fuck, this is three.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_01: Are you single?
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_01: Because what about this bird?
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, I'll do that.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_04: I'll do that.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_04: Are you single?
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_04: Because I can think of one bird that you might get.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_03: I'll say it hats.
• 55:33
  SPEAKER_03: I'll give you a minute.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe finish the sentence.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_01: It's gotta be.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_03: I did finish it.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_03: I did finish it.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_03: It was really bad, but I bet.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so roll and uh let's see if you have.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_03: You get advantage as well, by the way.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_03: What'd you get?
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_03: So you get to roll again to see if it hurts, you get advantage.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you so much.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_03: Seventeen.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_03: I mean that's unbelievable.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_03: That hat so what's the damage?
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_03: You passed uh three plus three six.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_03: Is it not more for the talents?
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_03: Two D6.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, again, so you've got six so far.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_03: Six.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_03: Plus three.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_03: You got twelve?
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_04: Well this thing has got to be dead.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_04: It's hanging on and uh My Badger's gonna kill it in the next one.
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_01: If your badger gets the finishing move.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_03: The final okay.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_03: Uh badger.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_03: So prime evil, he's so I'm just gonna I shouldn't really tell you this, but he's got one hit point.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so prime evil, he knows he's fucked.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_03: So in his last move, he's gonna do a thunderous roar, which is he he's using a dry dry dryonic drag dragon it dragonite dragonic, yeah.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_04: Dragonic Dragonite, Dragononic.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_04: That's pretty much Dragonic.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_04: Dragon, yeah.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's a visceral roar, and uh if you all look at Fanny, she starts to like shimmer and then flicker, and then you see the half dragon, half kind of person, like a humanoid dragon person that Fanny saw, and the mother in her dream Fanny is now that Fanny's a half a dragon, half a dragon, half like a humanoid dragon person.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_04: What is that like what you really are?
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she's a dragon bum.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_04: Jesus, like from the beginning.
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, roll your attractiveness now.
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'll let you do all if you want to check it out.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_04: Pressure, big pressure, just a dragon out there, fucking all them doors.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_04: Come on, this is a big moment, Fanny.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_04: This is a very big moment.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_04: So is this what her true form is?
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_04: Of all the roles.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_04: Come on.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_04: Like, what hot shit?
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_04: That is a sexy dragon.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's shallow how.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's shallow how.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_03: He's got he's gonna try and move the bar, he's not gonna make it.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_03: He can't move the bar, he can't do anything else, so he just lies there.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_03: So, Fanny, you've got one chance, you've he's on one hit point.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, what the heck?
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_03: She's she's she's more looking for a mare now.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_04: Go on, wrong.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_03: Nice one.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_03: She's a dragon, what?
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_03: Dragonborn.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_03: It's a it's a species in Dungeons and Dragons.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_04: Is that what it says on there?
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Dragonborn.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_04: Then what was she before?
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_03: So she was always a dragonborn, it's just she'd been given a humanoid form.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_03: We'll find out in the next in the next one.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_03: Did you already know this for sure?
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm learning this for the first time.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_01: How can you so she was a human?
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_03: So when we created the character, Kate did pick that, but in terms of what her character knows, her character didn't know that she was a dragonborn.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I see.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, because you went in as a human from the chuckle bucket.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_04: And now your true form is there.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_04: Am I my true form?
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, you're in your true form.
• 58:53
  SPEAKER_03: You're you're just you're just both both.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_03: You're just Bill.
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, man.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_04: This ugly bucket hanging around with these two beauties.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_04: Where's my rat?
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_04: You got a bag of badges, man.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_04: You're weird.
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_01: You're slightly more attractive than Sean.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_01: Please keep that in mind.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_04: Sean don't want to be with each other.
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_04: That's why you're such good pals as Sean, because you know, you just hang around with other artists.
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_04: Well, we got him.
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_03: So, uh, Kate, what do you want to do on your tongue?
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I um I'm gonna I'm gonna go, oh my, what the fuck is going on?
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm I'm do I even know I've changed or am I?
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_03: So you can see like your hands and stuff, obviously you can't see your face.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_03: So you can see you've got like scaly hands.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_03: But I know he's like got scaly hands and 17.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_04: Scaly hands?
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_04: Where did you get that she's 17 from?
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, she's rolled out.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, 17 years, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_04: But she's got scaly hands.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but you just said she's he's got scaly hands and she's 17, is what you said.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_04: It sounds real bad, yeah.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_04: If I was 15, it would sound awesome.
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_04: Hence my concern.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_04: If I was 15, that would be way.
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_04: Big if.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_01: You want a hand job from someone with eczema?
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_04: Nobody wants eczema handjobs.
• 1:00:08
  unknown: Okay.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_04: Anyways, Fanny's just we've been recording for a while.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm feeling like, you know, and he and he's I feel like primeval is like he knows what he's done, he's fucking out.
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_01: So I run to him and I bash him with my quarter staff again.
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so roll to hat with a quarter staff.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, Fanny.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_03: Don't hit my bad.
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_03: Wrap it up.
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_03: You get advantage on this as well.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_01: 19.
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_03: So primeval's head explodes as he uh gives a visceral kind of screaming though his end is coming as uh Fanny Bigwin raises a quarter staff and slams it down in his head.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_04: And then you've got the head exploded, that would have been cool to take back as like proof that we killed it.
• 1:00:47
  SPEAKER_04: Well, it's it's the way the way the role is.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure there are some other things we can take back.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_04: Dragon penis.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_04: Like your th like your thought.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_04: Put it on a key change.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_03: So my lucky dragon penis.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_03: You're now all stood in the lighthouse.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_03: Lucky dragon.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_03: You're all stood in the lighthouse.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_03: Uh there's this kind of silence as you're all about like, what the fuck was that?
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_03: Can I come out of eagle?
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you come out of eagle, you're standing there, but you st you hear like a slapping kind of sound.
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's like almost as if like a fish kind of like slapping against stone, and you as you look towards the door where the sound is coming from, you see it is what looks like the corpse of Ig, the murmur, who you killed episodes ago.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_03: He is crawling towards the door and he's laughing and he's staring at Don again, just laughing.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_03: And you, Bill and Sean recognise this laugh because it sounds exactly like the voice that you both heard when you were in the smoke, and the hand with a guy pointed at you and said, Who the fuck are you?
• 1:01:58
  SPEAKER_03: And then there's a burst of smoke, the body falls, it's completely dead, and you're left in the lighthouse.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_01: The merman body falls?
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, okay.
• 1:02:08
  SPEAKER_04: Now, what's in the lighthouse?
• 1:02:09
  SPEAKER_04: Is there any chest?
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_01: You're moving on from this so fast.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, way too quickly, brother.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_04: Brother, that uh why a dead merman body just fell from a bunch of.
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_04: Like, we should be shooteth.
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_04: I'm shooketh.
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_04: We've just But you're already like, can I roll fucking perception and looking for other shit?
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_04: Can we sit in this for a second?
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, fine.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_04: So is the merman gone?
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so it yeah, it looked like something was possessing the dead body of the merman.
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, and it was him probably.
• 1:02:42
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you don't well, he was dead, so how could it have been?
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_04: Well, where where'd the merman come?
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_04: The sp the spirit, the soul of prime evil lives on.
• 1:02:50
  SPEAKER_04: Was this prime evil was the fishman?
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe primeval wasn't the big evil, he was just like uh a decorative like the fish man was a illusion and he came out as primeval.
• 1:03:03
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you could draw a perception on the body of the merman if you wanted to try and get it.
• 1:03:09
  SPEAKER_04: So did anybody notice any fourteen.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I got nineteen.
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_03: Done even matter what I got.
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_03: So what Bill can looking at it is Bill sees that there's obviously the injuries that were caused by Don when he killed him, but also there's like a much older, smaller wound that almost looks like a kind of needle point in the back of the merman's neck.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_03: So perceptive.
• 1:03:36
  SPEAKER_03: The merman was probably already dead when you interacted with him, so something was already possessing that merman.
• 1:03:44
  SPEAKER_04: I was gonna say, how did he get up there?
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so he was already being controlled by whatever was controlling him when you met him.
• 1:03:50
  SPEAKER_03: And all you know is the voice that came out the murmur the sound that came out of the merman sounds exactly like the voice you heard in the smoke when you got taken.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_04: Brought us into this world.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:04:00
  SPEAKER_04: Anything else, guys, before I go looking for treasures?
• 1:04:05
  SPEAKER_04: Dragons always sit on treasure.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_01: I would say maybe real quick, like I'm a dragon.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, I got that.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_04: I got that.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_04: I don't even like it.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure I like this new fanny.
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm so attractive now?
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_04: No, just because you're a dragon.
• 1:04:21
  SPEAKER_04: Like you're a dragon.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'm half dragon.
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_01: I'm still fanny.
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_01: You're fanny, you know.
• 1:04:25
  SPEAKER_04: You've got scaly hands.
• 1:04:28
  SPEAKER_04: Creeps everybody out.
• 1:04:29
  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't creep everybody, just you.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_01: I asked Sean.
• 1:04:33
  SPEAKER_04: I'm a little creeped out by it.
• 1:04:34
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck, all right, Don.
• 1:04:36
  SPEAKER_01: You just, you just, you fucking head, we're a bear and an eagle.
• 1:04:39
  SPEAKER_01: What does Sean say?
• 1:04:39
  SPEAKER_03: Sean gives you a thumbs up.
• 1:04:41
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_01: At least I got Sean on my side.
• 1:04:43
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you, man.
• 1:04:44
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not saying anything bad.
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just saying check your hands.
• 1:04:48
  SPEAKER_01: I just think that maybe this could give us some, you know, benefit.
• 1:04:52
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, it'll be great.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_04: I'll get used to it.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just I'm as used to you just being a dragon.
• 1:04:59
  SPEAKER_03: The treasure that uh Prime Evil had was he was sitting on 300 gold pieces and uh a couple like weapons and sorts, nothing better than you already had, to be fair, but it's a good one.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_03: But a hundred a hundred gold coins each.
• 1:05:13
  SPEAKER_01: I think three yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah.
• 1:05:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, three hundred gold coins gold pieces.
• 1:05:17
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Sean exists.
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck Sean.
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_04: Divvy them up.
• 1:05:21
  SPEAKER_04: Don't be agreed.
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:05:23
  SPEAKER_04: I'll take two hundred.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_04: No, no.
• 1:05:25
  SPEAKER_04: Such a fucking.
• 1:05:26
  SPEAKER_04: This is a second.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, thank you.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_03: You can either go all the way up to the top of the lighthouse where the light is, or there's also a door.
• 1:05:32
  SPEAKER_03: You could just open the door and go through to the outside world.
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_03: Let's go to the top and declare to the town that the the slate.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_04: Uh I have loud voice.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's true.
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  SPEAKER_04: Why don't we open the door we came in, throw the body down the stairs?
• 1:05:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:05:53
  SPEAKER_04: I want to send some sort of cool.
• 1:05:55
  SPEAKER_01: Plug up the hole for us to get back into Thornhole, though.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'll say I'll say that because he's been he's had Just a bit of a time.
• 1:06:01
  SPEAKER_03: If you would have thrown down the stairs, you'd need to do a strength roll to see if he makes all of it.
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  SPEAKER_04: No, I am strong.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_04: I'm very strong.
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  SPEAKER_04: Especially if I was as a bigger.
• 1:06:08
  SPEAKER_03: How tall is she?
• 1:06:10
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I would say she's a bit like six foot.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's the tallest of all of us, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Same hand as I think.
• 1:06:14
  SPEAKER_04: How tall am I again?
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_03: You're like, I think we said you were about four foot five or something.
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_03: A small, ugly thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Kevin Hart.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
• 1:06:23
  SPEAKER_01: You'd make that exact joke, yeah.
• 1:06:25
  SPEAKER_04: Did I already do that one?
• 1:06:27
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 1:06:30
  SPEAKER_03: So what are you wanting?
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_03: So you're in that room, uh, you wanting to go up to the top of the lighthouse, or you want to Top of the Lighthouse.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you go up to the top of the lighthouse and uh there's a a jar that contains a flame that basically looks like there's no it's like there's nothing there's not like a candle in the jar or something like that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like there's just a jar of flames.
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_01: You've seen it before.
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  SPEAKER_04: I just I just want to start saying stuff.
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  SPEAKER_04: That's well okay.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_04: Well I see it like everybody, it's the eternal light of endless flame.
• 1:07:14
  SPEAKER_04: Dawn r looks at Fanny and goes, he's making shit up.
• 1:07:17
  SPEAKER_04: I am making it up.
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  SPEAKER_04: So you want me to take that?
• 1:07:20
  SPEAKER_04: I'll take it.
• 1:07:24
  SPEAKER_04: I would say well, I actually don't trust touching it.
• 1:07:27
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:07:28
  SPEAKER_01: I think since I'm a dragon and it's fire, maybe I can.
• 1:07:32
  SPEAKER_03: So you you're a blue dragon, so that means you're immune to lightning damage and yeah.
• 1:07:36
  SPEAKER_03: So def different colours of dragons.
• 1:07:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're the different type of dragon.
• 1:07:41
  SPEAKER_01: Pretty similar though.
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_01: I uh well I already know it's magic, so detect magic wouldn't do me any good.
• 1:07:47
  SPEAKER_01: Detect it anyway.
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_01: Just be if it was My Detect Magic won't tell me if it's like bad.
• 1:07:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but it'll it'll uh no, it'll just tell me.
• 1:07:54
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I no, uh genuinely, I that's an open container, right?
• 1:07:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_04: I want to just fucking ten gallons in it.
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  SPEAKER_04: Put the flame out.
• 1:08:04
  SPEAKER_03: Uh you put ten gallons in it, uh the flame doesn't go out.
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_03: It's eternal, that's what I said.
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  SPEAKER_04: Dodge it.
• 1:08:12
  SPEAKER_04: Red flag.
• 1:08:13
  SPEAKER_03: It just keeps burning and evaporates the water.
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_04: Red flag.
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  SPEAKER_04: Can we take it?
• 1:08:16
  SPEAKER_04: Can we take the flame?
• 1:08:17
  SPEAKER_03: You could take if you want it to take the flag.
• 1:08:18
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like we should take it, because if it's always on and we go somewhere that's dark.
• 1:08:24
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna take I take the flame, I put it in my bag.
• 1:08:28
  SPEAKER_04: Is essentially a fucking torch.
• 1:08:30
  SPEAKER_04: You're crazy.
• 1:08:30
  SPEAKER_04: That's a piece of shit.
• 1:08:32
  SPEAKER_04: You think it's in a box it's just evaporated water.
• 1:08:35
  SPEAKER_04: It's so much significantly stronger.
• 1:08:37
  SPEAKER_04: It's in a jar.
• 1:08:38
  SPEAKER_04: It's so how big can I put the jar in my rock?
• 1:08:42
  SPEAKER_04: I can't with this guy.
• 1:08:44
  SPEAKER_04: It's evaporated water, and he's like, I've already taken it.
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_03: She's already taken it.
• 1:08:48
  SPEAKER_03: Fanny's got it in a bag now, so that's that's I use uh uh there's nothing else up in the lighthouse.
• 1:08:56
  SPEAKER_04: That's my favourite phase when Tom just gets to repeating what everyone else has already said.
• 1:09:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, she's already taken it.
• 1:09:02
  SPEAKER_03: Cool.
• 1:09:03
  SPEAKER_03: There's there's um there's maps as well up the top of the lighthouse as well.
• 1:09:07
  SPEAKER_01: Of the world.
• 1:09:08
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, we're taking all of these.
• 1:09:10
  SPEAKER_03: We're like you can see Fawnhold and you're like, right, stuff must be so you've got maps of the world.
• 1:09:15
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 1:09:16
  SPEAKER_04: So where does it what is so what's the net is there a town?
• 1:09:20
  SPEAKER_03: So you can see So like a town?
• 1:09:21
  SPEAKER_03: Should we go and try and get a gig?
• 1:09:23
  SPEAKER_03: So you can see that there is like a road, what looks like a kind of road that looks like on the map, but it's quite a large city, Neverwinter.
• 1:09:31
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and then also you can see like a kind of looks like a path through some kind of mountains to the town of Amphal, which we were also told about.
• 1:09:39
  SPEAKER_03: And then that is another town for going to so Neverwinter's North, er Amphil is east, is that Never I East, and then uh South going down to like another kind of bit of the coast that kind of curves round as Waterdeep, which is looks like a kind of another larger city.
• 1:10:03
  SPEAKER_03: So that's what your options are.
• 1:10:05
  SPEAKER_04: Where should we head?
• 1:10:06
  SPEAKER_04: I tell you where we're not going.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_04: Back to being to give her armor back.
• 1:10:10
  SPEAKER_04: I just want to go back down to the town people and be fucking celebrated.
• 1:10:14
  SPEAKER_01: I do think I want to do that as well.
• 1:10:16
  SPEAKER_01: I think we need to rest.
• 1:10:17
  SPEAKER_01: We need a night to rest and regroup and drink.
• 1:10:19
  SPEAKER_01: Then we can decide where to go.
• 1:10:21
  SPEAKER_04: There's definitely gonna be a party, and I want to drink.
• 1:10:23
  SPEAKER_01: You don't want to drink.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I know I really want to drink, but I can't.
• 1:10:27
  SPEAKER_01: Also, I think that like we could slyly get some information from people in the town of like, what is it?
• 1:10:32
  SPEAKER_01: Never uh never winter, water deep?
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_01: What do you guys think?
• 1:10:35
  SPEAKER_04: You walk back down and give it away.
• 1:10:37
  SPEAKER_03: Celebrate, yeah.
• 1:10:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:10:38
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you walk back down to the room.
• 1:10:41
  SPEAKER_03: Uh hold it.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, before we do, we cut off its penis.
• 1:10:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:10:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I want to be waving it.
• 1:10:47
  SPEAKER_03: We slag the beast.
• 1:10:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:10:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you go down and you someone start so slay the beast.
• 1:10:54
  SPEAKER_03: Uh who wants to cut off primeval's penis?
• 1:10:58
  SPEAKER_04: We didn't even know if it was a guy or a girl.
• 1:11:00
  SPEAKER_03: It's a guy.
• 1:11:01
  SPEAKER_03: Of course it's a girl.
• 1:11:02
  SPEAKER_03: You've got a penis.
• 1:11:03
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I'll I'll happily.
• 1:11:05
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so roll me.
• 1:11:06
  SPEAKER_03: Uh stereo.
• 1:11:08
  SPEAKER_04: You're like one of those Vietnam Orbits.
• 1:11:10
  SPEAKER_04: If we lost it.
• 1:11:11
  SPEAKER_03: 12 plus 2.
• 1:11:13
  SPEAKER_03: So 14.
• 1:11:13
  SPEAKER_03: 14.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_03: Uh you've you've cut it off.
• 1:11:16
  SPEAKER_03: It's not the prettiest of cuts, but it's definitely cut off.
• 1:11:19
  SPEAKER_03: Uh when you started messing around in this room, I set a timer and the timer is up.
• 1:11:25
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, so what happens is the door to the lighthouse crashes open, and in comes what looks like a group of kind of medieval soldiers, and they are they grab each of you and they pull you out.
• 1:11:40
  SPEAKER_03: There is a kind of chariot, uh, and dicked about for too fucking long.
• 1:11:46
  SPEAKER_04: We wanted to celebrate We dicked about and we dicked about.
• 1:11:50
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, this is so frustrating.
• 1:11:52
  SPEAKER_04: You know what's really funny is they came in while you were chopping his peak.
• 1:11:56
  SPEAKER_04: Guys, wait till we get back to Guys, wait till we get back to the town.
• 1:12:00
  SPEAKER_04: This party's gonna be Who's this coming in?
• 1:12:02
  SPEAKER_03: Hey guys.
• 1:12:03
  SPEAKER_03: So what you see is there's three kind of chariots.
• 1:12:07
  SPEAKER_03: They grab Fanny.
• 1:12:08
  SPEAKER_04: This is outside the lighthouse.
• 1:12:10
  SPEAKER_04: So we're not we can't go back down the board being arrested by the old knights.
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_03: There's too many of them, and they grab you, they knock out Fanny, they knock out Don.
• 1:12:19
  SPEAKER_04: Why did they knock out they didn't knock out Bill?
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_03: They didn't knock you out and they didn't knock Sean out, and they chuck Fanny into one carriage, they chuck Don into one, and they chuck Bill and Sean into the other.
• 1:12:29
  SPEAKER_01: They didn't even try and knock him out?
• 1:12:31
  SPEAKER_03: Nah, they will they looked at him as like four foot nothing, man.
• 1:12:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's gonna be their ultimate.
• 1:12:39
  SPEAKER_01: It really is, because you're too charismatic.
• 1:12:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I am.
• 1:12:42
  SPEAKER_03: And that brings us to the end of that episode.
• 1:12:45
  SPEAKER_01: What the we didn't even oh we're in uh this is that kind of thing where you look at the camera and you go, looks like we're in more trouble than ever, Sean.
• 1:12:54
  SPEAKER_01: Well, all right, so thanks for watching.
• 1:12:56
  SPEAKER_03: We'll see you on the next episode.
• 1:12:57
  SPEAKER_03: Watching.
• 1:12:58
  SPEAKER_03: Watching.
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, you fucked up.
• 1:13:01
  SPEAKER_03: You need to do the outro again.
• 1:13:02
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, we'll see you next time.
• 1:13:10
  SPEAKER_04: Thanks so much for listening, everyone.
• 1:13:12
  SPEAKER_04: Just a few quick shout-outs before we wrap up the episode.
• 1:13:14
  SPEAKER_04: First of all, a big shout out to the person who designed our image, uh, Kitty Christland R.
• 1:13:20
  SPEAKER_04: Alan Orr, who did the theme music.
• 1:13:23
  SPEAKER_04: And last but certainly not least, John Stables, who does all of our sound production and editing, and there's a lot of work to stuff to stick through that.
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_04: So thank you, John Allen.