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Hour 3 - Unloading Fish Tacos · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka Laca.
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  Speaker 2: It's our Naber three talking bays ball.
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  Speaker 1: We're not gonna leave you hanging from pillar to post.
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  Speaker 2: Here in our number three, the podres are dangling pitchers,
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  Speaker 2: Dylan Ceese and Michael King a couple of pretty good pictures.
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  Speaker 1: They're on the trading block.
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  Speaker 2: Can you unpack your thoughts on what's going on in
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  Speaker 2: San Diego? Also, we will discuss Pete Alonzo as the
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  Speaker 2: Cincinnati Reds have been tied to Pete Alonzo.
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  Speaker 1: Will examine what's going on with the.
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  Speaker 2: Polar Bear and Mac Scherzer has agreed to a one
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  Speaker 2: year contract with the Blue Jays.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a good fit for.
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  Speaker 2: The multi time cy Young Winner. We'll get to that
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  Speaker 2: and hold much more Right now here, it is our
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  Speaker 2: number three, unloading some fish tacos, what well gum? In
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  Speaker 2: beginning of another hour of the Ben Malors Show. We
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  Speaker 1: So I've made an editorial decision.
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  Speaker 2: I realized the super Bowl is on February ninth, Today
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  Speaker 2: is the last day of January, and there'll be a
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  Speaker 2: mass migration of media freeloaders that will be heading to
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  Speaker 2: the Bayou this weekend to run up spens accounts for
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  Speaker 2: the super Bowl, which will be taking place next week. Fortunately,
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  Speaker 2: We are not invited. We're not going to that, So
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  Speaker 2: we'll be holding down the fort here at the Mothership.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll talk some baseball this. I want to talk
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  Speaker 2: some baseball spring training starting soon. There are a lot
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  Speaker 2: of moving parts going on right now.
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  Speaker 1: Before spring training, and I've been kind of plugged in
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  Speaker 1: here to the grape Vine.
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  Speaker 2: I want to start in San Diego, my old stopping grounds,
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  Speaker 2: and Sunday you go with days before it gets going
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  Speaker 2: in Arizona and Florida, the Podres find themselves in a boondoggle.
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  Speaker 2: They're in a state of flux right now. And if
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  Speaker 2: you haven't been paying attention, maybe not. The Friars have
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  Speaker 2: been rather quiet, another quiet, saving their pennies this offseason,
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  Speaker 2: but trying to do something major.
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  Speaker 1: Before spring training gets going here, wheeling and dealing.
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  Speaker 2: There are speculative reports saying that the Padres have been
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  Speaker 2: calling teams saying, Hey, how would you like to have
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  Speaker 2: the batting champion Louis Ries? You can have him. You
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  Speaker 2: need a starting pitcher. How about Dylan Cees, he's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Michael Kane you want Michael Kane. You can have Michael Kane.
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  Speaker 2: You want to relief pitcher? Robert Suarez can be yours
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  Speaker 2: price is right? How about Jake Croninworth. All of them
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  Speaker 2: are on the trading block at this point. The franchise
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  Speaker 2: charter for the Podres, who have been a playoff team
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  Speaker 2: in recent years. The franchise charter is spend as little
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  Speaker 2: as possible, as little as possible. So let us discuss
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  Speaker 2: the question the Podreys shopping dangling Dylan Ces. Let's focus
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  Speaker 2: on the pictures here, Dylan Ces and Michael King, they're
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  Speaker 2: on the trading block. Can you unpack your thoughts on this?
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  Speaker 2: So I've got Soapy Disco and Penny Stock, and we
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  Speaker 2: will combine all of these things together and we will
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  Speaker 2: try not to lose our marbles. Do you think kids
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  Speaker 2: today play with marbles? Even kids that even know what
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  Speaker 2: marbles are? Probably not right by mentioning marbles, I'm dating myself.
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  Speaker 2: Bad job by me. Now, My first thought is the
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  Speaker 2: easy explanation be while the Podreys are just giving up
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  Speaker 2: because if the Dodgers are so good, they realized that
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  Speaker 2: the Dodgers have this in the bag and they're not
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  Speaker 2: gonna even bother competing in San Diego and that's it.
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  Speaker 1: But the real story here the Podres being mandated.
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  Speaker 2: They have the urge to purge the front office. There
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  Speaker 2: a little Birdie told me last summer. And if you
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  Speaker 2: pay close attention, if you're a historian of the show,
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  Speaker 2: like Ferg Dog or Alf the Alien Opiner, who document
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  Speaker 2: every single male of monologue. You probably remember this, But
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  Speaker 2: a little birdie who watches a lot of baseball and
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  Speaker 2: may or may not work for a baseball team told
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  Speaker 2: me back in the summer of twenty twenty four that
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  Speaker 2: the San Diego baseball team had made a flurry of moves.
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  Speaker 2: They reworked their bullpen at the trade deadline. They made
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  Speaker 2: a lot of sexy moves at the trade deadline twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty four. And the way it had been explained to me,
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  Speaker 2: this was the last It's like you get told by
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  Speaker 2: the doctor you only got a year to live.
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  Speaker 1: You are gonna go out in a blaze of glory.
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  Speaker 2: Right, You're gonna burn through all that money, and you
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  Speaker 2: are just gonna live the greatest year you could possibly live,
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  Speaker 2: because you know, it's lights out after that, right, lights out.
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  Speaker 2: So that's essentially what's going on for the Padres here.
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  Speaker 2: They made one last push to try to win a
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  Speaker 2: title before they were now forced to backpedal like a
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  Speaker 2: defensive back. Okay, so now we are headed into the
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  Speaker 2: next chapter of the story, which is a calculated everything
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  Speaker 2: must go liquidation.
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  Speaker 1: Sell.
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  Speaker 2: Now, this is not gonna be as bad as when
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  Speaker 2: I worked in San Diego Radio and they traded the
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  Speaker 2: entire team, and they had literally they had Tony Gwinn
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  Speaker 2: Hall of Fame, the Great Tony Gwinn, and the eight
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  Speaker 2: Dwarfs around Tony Gwinn. It will not be like that,
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  Speaker 2: but it's saved safe, Save save, save safe. Save the
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  Speaker 2: current projections. The Padres have spent so much in recent
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  Speaker 2: years that they are four point four million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Over the dreaded luxury tax threshold.
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  Speaker 2: So they are desperately trying to at least get rid
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  Speaker 2: of that much, and from what I've heard, they want to.
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  Speaker 1: Get way way under that number.
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  Speaker 2: So why is all this happening again, It's not because
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  Speaker 2: of the Dodgers. It's not you know, the Padres will
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  Speaker 2: compete if they were trying. This is a tail as
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  Speaker 2: old as time itself. We've all experienced. If we've been
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  Speaker 2: around a while, we've experienced one of the worst things
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  Speaker 2: that can happen as a sports fan. You have a
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  Speaker 2: good owner and your owner crosses the pearly gates and
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  Speaker 2: then it's all over. Now, sometimes it works, you get
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  Speaker 2: a better owner, but oftentimes what you have happening is
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  Speaker 2: what's happening now in San Diego.
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  Speaker 1: And this is when life.
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  Speaker 2: Imitates art, it's a little soapy fun as in a
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  Speaker 2: soap opera Days.
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  Speaker 1: Of Our Lives.
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  Speaker 2: We have a domestic squabble out among rich people involved
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  Speaker 2: in the Podres. There is an ongoing legal dispute. This
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  Speaker 2: is a legal case over who gets to call the
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  Speaker 2: shots for the Podres franchise. All of this because of
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  Speaker 2: the untimely demise of one of the great owners. Any
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  Speaker 2: fan could want Peter Sidler, who died much younger than
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  Speaker 2: expected in November of twenty twenty three. So if you
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  Speaker 2: get out your scorecards, get out your scorecards. Here are
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  Speaker 2: the actors in this play. You've got Sheiel Schidler, that
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  Speaker 2: is the widow of Peter Scheidler. As I understand it,
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  Speaker 2: she filed the lawsuit that.
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  Speaker 1: Was earlier here in January.
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  Speaker 2: Against her husband, her dead husband's brothers, the two brothers
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  Speaker 2: of Peter Sidler on who gets to call the shots
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  Speaker 2: for the Potters. That a lawsuit of case using the
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  Speaker 2: the two brothers, Robert and Matthew of the ducery, breaches
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  Speaker 2: of trust, fraud, a bunch of big craft.
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  Speaker 1: They're basically saying.
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  Speaker 2: That they they were entitled as the trustee of the
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  Speaker 2: will and they did not properly execute the wishes of
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  Speaker 2: Peter Side. There's a lot of legal easier but that
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  Speaker 2: you know, in layman's terms, that's what they're saying. So
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  Speaker 2: this is going to go through the court system, and
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  Speaker 2: in the meantime, since no one's really calling the shots,
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  Speaker 2: the padres are going to go back as much as
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  Speaker 2: they can to a shoestring budget. There's also the problem
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  Speaker 2: with television in San Diego and the cable rights, and
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  Speaker 2: they're not getting the money they thought they were going
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  Speaker 2: to get. So there's that problem as they move forward
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  Speaker 2: as well with the padres. But that's where we are.
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  Speaker 2: So people in the industry in baseball are like, well,
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  Speaker 2: the padres are open for business. If you need a
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  Speaker 2: starting picture, you call the Potters. Now you're the Red
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  Speaker 2: Sox and you want to get a nice starting pitcher
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  Speaker 2: before the opening day of the baseball season, call him up,
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  Speaker 2: get Dylan season.
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  Speaker 1: You want Michael King, You're gonna have him.
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  Speaker 2: You need a nice three hundred hitting slap hitter, Luisa
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  Speaker 2: riizho On, an infielder with a little pop. Jake Croninworth
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  Speaker 2: can be yours. Like all those guys are in play,
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  Speaker 2: all of them all right. Meanwhile, we turn the page
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  Speaker 2: on that we go to the zoo the Polar Bear plunge,
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  Speaker 2: if you will, the Polar Bear plung Now we are
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  Speaker 2: hearing that there is a new actor, a new actor
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  Speaker 2: on the stage considering making a play for slugger Pete Alonzo.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're very worried.
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  Speaker 2: I know we had Angry Bill call up earlier. He's
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  Speaker 2: very concerned about Pete Alnzo. The tabloid New York Post
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  Speaker 2: tells us that the since Cinnati Reds, the since Cincinnati Reds,
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  Speaker 2: who never spend any money on anyone, the Cincinnati Reds
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  Speaker 2: are an option that they would sign Alonzo allow him
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  Speaker 2: to re establish the market with a bunch of opt outs.
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  Speaker 1: So how do you classify this.
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  Speaker 2: Report of the Cincinnati Reds interest in Pete Alonso?
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  Speaker 1: So? I have this as.
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  Speaker 2: Disco, as in Panic at the Disco High Hopes, Right,
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  Speaker 2: you know that song High Hold, very positive song, but
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  Speaker 2: it's from Panic at Disco. This story comes from Scott
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  Speaker 2: boris ghost writer, John Hayman. Right, Scott Morris's ghostwriter is
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  Speaker 2: John Hyman. And it's more likely than not that and
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  Speaker 2: we don't know this for sure. It just seems like
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  Speaker 2: everyone says the same thing. That John Hayman sends a
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  Speaker 2: copy of the story he's going to send to his
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  Speaker 2: editor to what he calls mister editor. That would be
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  Speaker 2: Scott Morris. But the Red Legs are a middling franchise.
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  Speaker 2: Petere Alonzo, would he forty five home runs playing in
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  Speaker 2: that ballpark in Cincinnati on those hot Cincinnati nights during
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  Speaker 2: the summer. He did, like forty five on runs, but
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  Speaker 2: he'd also be stuck in a location where he.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't be on a good team.
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  Speaker 2: And who knows, maybe maybe the Reds, you know, decide
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  Speaker 2: they want to get more money and maybe it'll keep him,
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  Speaker 2: but he didn't round be there.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a Twilight Zone situation right now for Peed Alonzo.
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  Speaker 2: Picture if you will, okay, picture if you will, a
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  Speaker 2: world where you're trying to get that mega mega mega
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  Speaker 2: mega money, a lot of max money, only to have
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  Speaker 2: that world ruined by the fact that you're claiming a
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  Speaker 2: ladder but you didn't realize the ladder is broken.
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  Speaker 1: Right out of the Twilight Zone.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Peter Alonzo does not sound like he wants to
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  Speaker 2: go to the Mets again, that he's not interested in
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  Speaker 2: being the third wheel for the Metropolitans, at least not
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  Speaker 2: that price point. He doesn't seem all that excited either
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  Speaker 2: about going to eat great poutine. I know it's not
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  Speaker 2: as good in Toronto as it is over in Montreal,
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  Speaker 2: but it's a staple of Canada art brothers and sisters
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  Speaker 2: in Canada.
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  Speaker 1: I think it'd be kind of cool. I like the
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  Speaker 1: Blue Jays uniform.
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  Speaker 2: Not that that's worth signing a contract with, but and
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  Speaker 2: then you've got Scott Morris, who is putting out feelers with.
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  Speaker 2: Now that we mentioned the Reds, you've got the Higantes.
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  Speaker 1: Who are still in play. That's why I think is
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  Speaker 1: gonna get Pete A. Lonza.
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  Speaker 2: I thought before this all began, I was like, well,
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  Speaker 2: the Giants make sense. They need something you gotta get.
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  Speaker 2: Those tickets are not cheap, beautiful ballpark, and you can
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  Speaker 2: only sell the garlic fry so much you got there's
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  Speaker 2: gotta be something more there.
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  Speaker 1: And so not that you're gonna win.
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  Speaker 2: The National League wise, but you can get in as
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  Speaker 2: a wild card team, and we know baseball weird, weird
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  Speaker 2: crap happens when you just get to the playoffs. And
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  Speaker 2: then the Angels have also been mentioned, so the Reds,
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  Speaker 2: Yas and Angels have been mentioned, the Reds the most prominently,
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  Speaker 2: and many people believe what's going on right now is
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  Speaker 2: these stories are being planted in the New York Post
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  Speaker 2: because it's an effort to convince and pressure use the public,
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  Speaker 2: to pressure Steve Cohen to bring back the former King
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  Speaker 2: of Queens, the Polar Bear, that the people that sit
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  Speaker 2: in the nosebleed seats will do the bidding for Alonso
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  Speaker 2: and put pressure on Steve Cohne, who's a fanboy and
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  Speaker 2: bought the team. All right now, final full three time
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  Speaker 2: Cy Young Winner, a guy that quit on the Los
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  Speaker 2: Angeles Dodgers in the Nation League Championship Series, Matt Schurzer
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  Speaker 2: trying to bounce back.
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  Speaker 1: In twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 2: He has agreed to a one year contract for fifteen and.
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  Speaker 1: A half million and he will be going to All Cod.
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  Speaker 2: The Blue Jays. So what does mac Schurzer have left
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  Speaker 2: for Toronto? What does he have left? So he is
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  Speaker 2: a penny stock at this point. That could that's a
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  Speaker 2: weasel word, could pay dividends down the line.
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  Speaker 1: That is his redeeming quality.
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  Speaker 2: He is a forty year old pitcher who has spent
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  Speaker 2: more time in the injury tent in recent years than
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  Speaker 2: he has on the mound. He's coming off his absolute
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  Speaker 2: worst season of his career. He did not make his
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  Speaker 2: Ranger debut last season until mid June. The season starts
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  Speaker 2: in late March. He had surgery, had a herniated disk
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  Speaker 2: make sure you say that properly, had a nerve problem
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  Speaker 2: in his right arm, and then he pitched for a
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  Speaker 2: little bit and then was shut down again in August
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  Speaker 2: because of right shoulder fatigue.
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  Speaker 1: So here's the map.
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  Speaker 2: The map here's rather obvious for Toronto. And if you're
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  Speaker 2: we're on in Toronto, you're Blue Jays fan. This is
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  Speaker 2: kind of I think you know where I'm going with this.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: The path the blueprint here for the Jays is you
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  Speaker 2: coddle Schurzer and you've got to time it perfectly. It's
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  Speaker 2: all about the timing of it. You're like a stuntman
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  Speaker 2: trying to jump on the train. You gotta time the
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  Speaker 2: jump perfectly or else you're gonna fall and you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: kill yourself.
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta time it.
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  Speaker 2: I would not even allow Schurzer to pitch the first
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  Speaker 2: month of the year. You need him cooking by the
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  Speaker 2: time we get to early July, and then you trade
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  Speaker 2: his old ass to a fringe contender who's thirsty for
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  Speaker 2: a starting pitcher, and then you get something of value
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  Speaker 2: in return. So it's really just a rental situation for
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  Speaker 2: good old Max Schurzer. It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
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  Speaker 2: Also coming up later this hour, Big Bang's lame Jokes
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: of the week, actual jo folks from actual listeners of
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: the show. We will open up the comedy club. Is
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: weed Man there by the way?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Is he a He's not at the moment, but I
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: did talk to him earlier.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: He's in the hospital right now. What so he needs
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: extra jokes? He's in the hospital. What happened? Uh?
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: He's got like one remaining tooth left and it got
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: infected and it caused like swelling in his eye.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, but he is.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: He's happy because he's on morphine right now.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm shocked. He talks so well for having
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: no teeth, so.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: He's gonna call us from the hospital while he's recovering
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: from a serious illness.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: He I mean, he wasn't like when I talked to
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: him earlier, it sounded like he was going to stay
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: on hold until jokes.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: But but then he hung up. Ye so yeah, okay,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: so maybe he won't be here. Oh wow, I did not.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I was not aware of that. Off have to do
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: a wellness check off to call him up and say,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: what's going on? So, what the heck's happening there? Let
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: me know? Please away. It is the Ben Mause Show.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Time now to pay off the Mallard Riddle of the day,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: the Mallord Riddle of.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: The day, And here it is.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Marshawn Lynch besmode is picking Patrick Mahomes to win the
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl because of blank?
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: All right, because of blank? That is the question. What
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: is the answer.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: We have some very creative people I'd like to answer
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: the Mallar Riddle of the day.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: So let's see who knows the answer.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Marshawn Lynch picked Patrick Mahomes to win the Super Bowl
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: so he won't get fined.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Very funny. Andy and Lino.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Lakes Birg Dog says because of bought and paid for referees.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: His words not mine, His words not mine.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Late night drug tester says, because green always gets smoked. Hey,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: it's a nice weed joke, very nice. Who else do
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: we have page down? Mallard Riddle of the day, Alf
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: the Alien opiners is because he got a tip from
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: a guy at the club, Yes, the Gentleman's club. Who
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: else do you have page down? Malprop guy says his special
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Adrian Peterson tool belt is the answer. Christopher in Cansa
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: City says, because Marshawn Lynch knows Mahomes has a fully stocked.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Pantry at his house, very important. King Rory says.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Marshawn had a sneak peek at the NFL script. The
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Grill Sergeant checks in from Parts Unknown and says, Marshawn said,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: because helmet Man said.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: So, I've heard from helmet Man in a couple of days.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Hope he's all right, milkman.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Mike in Colorado says he's going to win because he
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: deserves it. He worked hard and no one believed in him.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Far out Dave says, Marshall Lynch said, Mahome's gonna win
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: because he can roll a joint with one hand. Emmitt,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: also known as the blind Seahawks fan says because Skittles
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: is mahomes favorite candy. Bird Dog says that damn groundhog
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: better not see his shadow. He's tired of winner, okay.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Jess En Junction says because of the extraterrestrial powers of
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Patrick Mahomes.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Jt also mentioned Skittles in his head. Who else do
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: we have? This guy?
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Chill Chris says, because of app his absolute gorgeous wife.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I didn't know chill Chris was blind, but apparently he
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: is a lot of skittle jokes here Perito had one
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: page down.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Gunner did the fine joke? Who else do we have?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Can't read that?
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: It's the mallor riddle of the day, the mallor riddle
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: of the day. All right, that's enough. Loree up, What
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: is the answer? Marshaun Lynch, former NFL player, picking Mahomes
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  Speaker 2: to win the Super Bowl because of blank.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Because the power of the Swifties, ben Oh, clearly the
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: swift is that the answer? The swift days.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: No.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Well, then fine tell me what it really is. Okay,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: if you force me.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: I very controlling as a woman, but here it is
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: that Marshaon Lynch is picking Patrick Mahomes to win the
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl because his dad gave him ass whoopings.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: As a child. That's why. Yeah, according to Marshon.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: He says that Mahomes is one of the last players
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: in the NFL that really got a belt to the ass.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: That's a quote from Marshaw Lynch.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Did you get whipped by your parents.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: A one time? One time?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: And that's all that's all I needed of the rest
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: of my life. I was just threatened by.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: That and not the fanny.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I feel like Marsha not right about that.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: You don't think Mahomes got No, I.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Don't think he's the last one, or at least I
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: mean he won't be for long because we just saw
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: like highlight videos of Adrian Peterson's kid.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Right, Oh, lame jokes are actually a few months away.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Jokes are a few minus on you. I'm being serious.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Well, the other thing is Mahomes's dad wasn't really around
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: that much when he was growing up, right, because he
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: was playing baseball when he was a child, So how
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: much was his dad around anyway?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: That's right, he's.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Playing for the Twins of the Mets or whatever, and
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they were all living in those
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: cities moving around, and I don't think they were.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Every year moving to a different team.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: So I bet you there's a high percentage of NFL
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: players that still got their ass kicked by their parents.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I don't maybe not. I'm not how you show them
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: you care, Ben, you gotta beat them with a belt?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: What you think most of the players in the NFL
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: today were born in the two thousands.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Right, they're most babies.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: They're little babies, little babies, or at least let's say
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: it's twenty twenty five, so we'll do the math. So
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: even to they're thirty, that was like they only really
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: know the early two thousands because they were like five
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: years say they're born in ninety five, than they were
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: five years old in two thousand. So when did the
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: corporal punishment kind of go out of style? I think
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: it went out of style, like probably in the eighties
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: or in the early nineties, but I don't know. I
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: didn't document when it went out of style, but at
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: some point went on style. Now, speaking of the Super Bowl,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I thought this was kind of funny because it's ridiculous.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Justin Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs. Not a bad player,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: all right, safety for the Chiefs. Now, he was kind
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: of kidding around, but I believe there's a little truth
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: in every joke. And he claimed that he has spent
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: so much money on Super Bowl tickets. The NFL players
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: don't get them for free. You have to pay for them,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: even the teams in the Super Bowl. You just have
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: to pay for the tickets. But you have access to
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: buy them that other people don't have access to. So
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: he bought thirty tickets to the Super Bowl. And so
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: he says he's done the math, and in order to
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: break even, he has to they have to win the game.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: So let's do some malor math. You want to do
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: some maler math.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Now, on the secondary market, the average ticket price is
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: eight thousand and seventy six dollars.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Do we know what? Do we know what the face
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: value price of a Super Bowl ticket is? Coop? Can
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: you look that up?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Face value price of a Super Bowl ticket. Let's see
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: if we can figure that out, because I'm pretty sure
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: that the players pay face value. They don't have to
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: buy them on me on the second right, but they
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: might put a cap on it. I don't know that
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: they allow you to buy an endless amount, even if
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: you're in the game.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: See, what do we want to get in?
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Pricing for the Super Bowl?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Is the face value? That's what? Yeah, I know the
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: resale prices.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Is there even such thing as face value for the
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah? They have to sell some at face value? Right?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Don't they sell some? You have to buy them? No?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, let's see.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not finding.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: What do we think, like three thousand dollars or something
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: like that. I need a number.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Well, this says that on the secondary sites, the get
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: in price is between forty three hundred and forty six hundred.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: So face let's try to figure out, well, I need
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: a number to play with you face value of a
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: super Bowl ticket.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Let's see here. How are we not it's not available? Huh?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Let's see here. Yeah. Yeah, it just says yeah, yeah.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: It goes from you're right, So why don't we just say, oh,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: here we go, here we go. Okay, this says, oh,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: that's interesting.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: The lowest priced seat on ticket Master, which sells face
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: value tickets for the NFL throughout the regular season and playoffs,
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: is five and ninety five before fees and section six
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: twenty two.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that can't be true because any.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Ticket on sale by Ticketmaster is a verified resale.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: So why don't we just say that that. Let's say
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: the number is twenty five hundred. What do you think
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: that seems like a decent number. So twenty five hundred.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: You're listening to live coverage, we're doing malor math on
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: the air, So twenty five hundred times thirty and that
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: gets to seventy five thousand dollars? Isn't I correct on that?
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I believe I'm correct on that.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: That's right, right, that's correct, seventy five thousand. I think
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I'm right there.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so let's do some more math. God, this
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: is my elementary school. Teachers will be so proud of me.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I'm doing malordmath.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: You know who else will be proud of you?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Who's that? Oh yeah, the count. The count loves that.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: So we're doing the math. We're trying to figure out
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Justin Reid. He was kidding around. He said he bought
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: thirty tickets for the Super Bowl. The Chiefs have to
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: win in order to break eep. All right, So the
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: way this works here, the winning team the Super Bowl
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: gets ninety six thousand dollars each or the losing team
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: rather gets ninety six thousand dollars. The winning side gets
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: one hundred and seventy one thousand dollars every player.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, they don't have to split it. Uh no, that
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: each that's how much each player gets. Yeah, they don't
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: have to split it. There's a lot of money. So
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he must have paid more than seventy
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: five or he's just talking out of his tookas is
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: that possibility as well?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Anyway, is the Ben Malor Show.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: As we are rolling through the overnight, did weed Man
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: call back from the hospital? Is he?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Let me? Let me see. Yeah, I'm gonna try to
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: find out if not.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: I need a fake weed Man as a backup in
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: case he does not call into the show.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: So we'll see what's going on with that. We got
• 30:55
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• 30:58
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• 31:01
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• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Blame week? Blame week too.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week. And way
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: we go Lane Joe every single week. And about the
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: time we now go to a hospital in the greater
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Miami area. You talk about dedication, Some of these NBA players,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: they don't. They won't play back to back. This guy's
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: in a freaking hospital room. Hello, weed man, Dang.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I'm in a hospital and I'm still cold to do
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: your joke.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: That's amazing, weed man. I mean, how long you supposed
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: to be in there?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: How long you be in there?
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe maybe tomorrow, I don't know.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: You're heavily medicated, Yes, you're on Fortunately they gave me
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: some walk from Fort Rod So.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: You had an infected tooth, but you only have one tooth?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, waiting to my eyes? Oh no, weed man, how
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: did you get to the hospital? I Lisia found out
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: where a hospital was from me. I took it go bus.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well good luck. You gotta take care
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: of yourself, man. No one else is gonna take care
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: of you.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Pal.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: You gotta take care of You're getting You're getting older,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: weed man. You gotta take care of so stuff, stuff
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: starts falling apart.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Anyway, all right, let's get to the joke. Do you
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: want to? Can you laugh? Is there anyone else in
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the room?
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I love you? All right, you're gonna try to. This
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: is crazy. This is almost as crazy.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Weed man, as when you were in a lifeguard tower
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: in Miami during a hurricane you called the show.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, I still can't. I still can't believe
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: you did that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I was worried You're gonna die and they were
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: gonna blame me. Anyway, did you hear the California Highway
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Patrol pulled over Lizzo's vehicle. Yeah, it turns out she
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: did not have the wide load sign in the back.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: So that was a problem. George Georgia, and.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: You called the taxes. Did you hear that Danko, DeMoss
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: and Lizzo are starting they're all transportation company.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: That's it's a competitor. They're calling it. Fork Clift is
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: what they're calling it. That's their They're gonna they're gonna
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: compete with would Lift.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: What did the doctor say to Lizzo during her check out?
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: What open wide and say?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Oint? Wow, it's Noah in Austin on the record show.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I'm kicking Noah's assets scrabble by the way, I dominate
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Nolloid's stuff.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Why was Lizzo always the first one to apologize when fighting.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: With her partner five weed Man? She was always the
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: bigger person.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Come on, Chip and Maine. You listening to our live coverage.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Weed Man is at a hospital in the Greater Miami Era.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: He's heavily medicated and he's still calling the show.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: This is the kind of dedication.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: If you had this kind of work ethic, weed Man,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: you would you could make rich, You'd have so much money.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Out here we go.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: What does Lizzo call a visit to the gastro chre ologist?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: What gut check? Time? Gut check?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: That's eat in Roseville, Minnesota. Lizzo has declared victory in
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: her weight lost battle. Really yeah at dress Barnes. She
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: no longer buys a move.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Move she can fit into a move so good.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: That's Joe in beautiful Virginia Beach And that's funny walked along.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: That boardwalk in the past.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Why is Lizzo still gaining weight after doing heavy workouts?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Why? Well, we found out that she takes a lot
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: of cakewalks.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Damn, a lot of cakewalks. That's a server.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Todd the comedian, How did I How did we Man
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: afford his new smile?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: He got a discount on some used dentures, some used ventures.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: That's surtime.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: That's who I want.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: You imagine we we h Man Man Jokesoop?
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure I got one here?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Uh? What does the studio smell like?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Poop?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: No, this is about me?
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: No, because Ben is in it.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: That was.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: This guy Hunter d MS made this joke every week
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: and I have finally read it.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Wow is that my friend? Is that my friend? I
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: have a friend? Name you? I do?
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: What a loser?
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Did you? Did you hear?
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: They came up with a homeless robot at the electronics show.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, it actually does all the things.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: It mimics weed Man, begs for money, it gets arrested.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Are you in trouble with the nurse weed Man? Are
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: you getting in trouble here? Yeah? Yes, you're telling me
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: be quiet? Oh what a way we can't have you?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: All right, don't laugh anymore? Weed Man?
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Just kind of all right? Yeah, it's Dennis in Detroit
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: sent that one in. Next up, tell the nurser on
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: national radio. It's okay, frankin Fargo. What he's actually telling her?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: What prestigious new position was offered to weed Man by
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: President Trump to be part of his new team. Wow?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: What now?
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: You have been invited to be the US ambassador to Pellucaville.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Congratulations youre weed Man, hippie once again made the Webster dictionary.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Why yeah, yeah, you're in three times again Lazy, worthless,
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: and loser. That's John and Youngstown who set that in
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: three time?
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Congratulations?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Why was Ben's proctologist shock when Ben showed up showed
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: him his tooks? Why because because Ferd Dog's nose was
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: still in it?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Wow? All right, thank you for that. That's that's not right?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: All right? What is worse than waking up in a
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Minnesota morgue in a haze?
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: What's working that?
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Waking up in a Minnesota morgue with haze in you?
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: That's Ship in Maine who set that one in?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: And there you go.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I think that's all we have time, but we meant
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: feel better, all right. I'll check in with you. I
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: love you all right.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Live from a hospital in Miami. Weed Man our buddy