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Ep. 42 " Wheres the Condom?" · We Talk Back

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Speaker 1: So we're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion
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Speaker 1: to talk back. What's talk y'all? Thank guys are tuning
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Speaker 1: in for a new episode that we talked back? Is
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Speaker 1: your girl a j It's tam bami. Fuck y'all. I
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Speaker 1: had I feel sick. I feel sick. Why what you've
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Speaker 1: been doing? What you got gonna? You're pregnant and like
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Speaker 1: as soon as I tell my mo mom, I don't
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Speaker 1: feel well. When your last bob movement, when your last cycle,
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Speaker 1: your minstral cycle. Usually I'm just hungover. Man, fuck girl,
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Speaker 1: you know our bodies on process look at the same way.
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Speaker 1: No more? Yeah, I feel old. I remember I used
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Speaker 1: to be able to do this. I was true to this.
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Speaker 1: Now I feel like I got hit by a truck
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Speaker 1: and I didn't even drink that much. I don't think
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Speaker 1: much for me no more, I ain't doing this, no
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Speaker 1: more to myself. Lies. Two more weekends, bitch, next Sunday
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Speaker 1: and then you always getting drunk on a damn Sunday heathen.
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Speaker 1: I know I barely leave the house on Sunday. I
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Speaker 1: watched church on my computer and then I go get drunk.
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Speaker 1: Praise the Lord, because you know I work on Friday
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Speaker 1: and Saturday. So Sunday is my Friday, right, Well, what
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Speaker 1: what did you do over the weekend? Um? I do
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Speaker 1: much Ill, hung out with my mama, did some shopping,
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Speaker 1: some light Christmas shopping. And you're starting your Christmas shopping already.
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Speaker 1: I started too. Yeah, but a couple of things. This
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Speaker 1: is just for my fucking nieces the nephew because I
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Speaker 1: don't buy a grown people ship and now I got
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Speaker 1: no negative buy nothing for this year or so you
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Speaker 1: can buy me something. I could, but uh but I
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Speaker 1: probably won't. I'm giving a lump of cold everybody this year.
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Speaker 1: That's it. A lump of cold? Mmmm? What girl, you
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Speaker 1: don't know A lump of coal? They would say that
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Speaker 1: give you a lump of cold when you were bad
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Speaker 1: all year? We say a bag of switches, that's what's saying.
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Speaker 1: That's gonna bring you a bag of switches. That's some
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Speaker 1: old country charship. So a bag of switches his country,
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Speaker 1: but not a bag of coal? Like who the lump
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Speaker 1: of cold? Who will be talking about cold? Though? Somebody?
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Speaker 1: Great grandma, girl, you know where that funk that ship started?
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Speaker 1: But where were you for Halloween? I was a bad
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Speaker 1: bitch for Halloween girl. I threw that same fucking mask
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Speaker 1: on from the basqarade and gave my candy to the kids.
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Speaker 1: They were scared. Everybody was so cute. No, it was
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Speaker 1: like what you as your Let me Let me tell
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Speaker 1: you what happened to me yesterday. I was going to
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Speaker 1: the gas station and um, I was walking out of
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Speaker 1: gas station and there was this girl walking into the
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Speaker 1: gas station. And this girl had on some red leather
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Speaker 1: plants with a red leather jacket with black stripe on it.
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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's a fire. Ask Michael Jackson costume.
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Speaker 1: She said, bitch, I ain't Michael Jackson. She was mad.
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Speaker 1: I was like, man, she was just herself. That was
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Speaker 1: just herself. That was her outfit. Bit, you look like
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Speaker 1: Michael Jackson and that ship cuss at me, Bitch, I
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Speaker 1: ain't Michael Jackson. She chose violence. It's given thriller. It's
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Speaker 1: given thrillers. Sis, that's what you should have said back.
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Speaker 1: I was just Paul that I had called. She caught
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Speaker 1: me a bit. I was just like, so, she wasn't
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Speaker 1: even in costume. No, she was in her regular outfit.
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Speaker 1: But a little I used about to break out and
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Speaker 1: dance so I don't know. So, yeah, that was funny. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: my weekend was all right though. But so did you
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Speaker 1: see Young Miami's new video, her single. She did not
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Speaker 1: see the video, but I listened to the song. I
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Speaker 1: liked the song. She can't rap like that, but I
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Speaker 1: like the song is funny. She's just funny. Anything she's
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Speaker 1: doing is fucking funny. You saw her, Meg the Stallion
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Speaker 1: was laughing at her as a rhyming roaches with Yes,
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Speaker 1: that was hilarious. She made it extra funny with all
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Speaker 1: that laughing. I swear because when I heard this song,
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Speaker 1: I did not laugh that hardest until I watched her live,
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Speaker 1: until I went to start your live. Yes, but if
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Speaker 1: I was your Miami, I'd be like, bitch, it ain't
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Speaker 1: that funny right when it's not now like that's the
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Speaker 1: trendy s on Instagram now everybody like Look. I wonder
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Speaker 1: if Hispanic people think we like appropriating the culture at
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Speaker 1: this point right with that ship, I'm sure? Yeah. I
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Speaker 1: like the video. Um girl had a whole debate with
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Speaker 1: my home girl about rather than not Uh, Young Miami
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Speaker 1: sat on Mega Stallion face like girl, it's a fucking
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Speaker 1: song and she talking about all the hardest rappers right now, Like,
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Speaker 1: why why are we having this debate? Because I really
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Speaker 1: don't think that happened. She was just saying it was
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Speaker 1: so what she was trying to say that you know,
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Speaker 1: Miami sat on meric face for real, Yes, and like
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Speaker 1: I would love to see that happen. Universe, make it happen,
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Speaker 1: and we are you gonna see that at Like what
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Speaker 1: would the situation be for you to be but witness that?
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Speaker 1: I don't know, girl, I'm out somewhere in Miami. I
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Speaker 1: see Mega and they like hear me. Damn, man, we
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Speaker 1: listen to the show. Come over here. I'm actually about
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Speaker 1: to go sit on Mega. Say do you want to watch? Yes?
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Speaker 1: I do? S's you those stupid something like that? Ah?
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Speaker 1: So I know, uh, everybody probably saw what's the guy
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Speaker 1: Alpo Martinez Alpha's murder? M N. It's kind of wild,
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Speaker 1: right was really it's like karma almost, you know, yeah,
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Speaker 1: because if you lived that life like that's what's gonna happen.
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Speaker 1: Um should come full circle and then you know he
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Speaker 1: got murdered in Harlem, which is where he's from. He
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Speaker 1: went to prison at years old or something like that,
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Speaker 1: did twenty five years in prison. Snitched on a lot
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Speaker 1: of people. You know, a lot of people. I think
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Speaker 1: he came home thing. Yeah, so, um, fifty five fifty something,
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Speaker 1: your old man, you're getting gunned down that old in life. Like,
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Speaker 1: why the fund are you even stole in New York?
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Speaker 1: Why are you outside three o'clock in the morning in
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Speaker 1: New York to even have somebody touch you in that way?
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Speaker 1: Because he's still the same nigga. Then when he probably
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Speaker 1: come back out, you know, basically, That's what I was saying, Like,
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Speaker 1: I just hope he repent for some of the ship
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Speaker 1: he did because he's out he was out here making
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Speaker 1: YouTube videos talking about how he murdered niggas and all that.
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Speaker 1: You know, if you uh, you keep um, it's just
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I know. Let me tell you something
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Speaker 1: I do know. Prison sure does preserve a niked body,
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Speaker 1: Ain't it good? Yeah? He looked nice. Yeah, man, he
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Speaker 1: looks good. When they what they'd be eating in there.
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Speaker 1: They don't have all these mackero macro can They don't
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Speaker 1: have the stressors that we have on the outside. Honey,
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Speaker 1: buy got three meals every day. They know it's guaranteed.
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Speaker 1: Ain't worried about the rick. They doing exercise every day,
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Speaker 1: reading books. So the last video I saw it like
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Speaker 1: just a couple of months ago, and he was like,
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Speaker 1: you know, motherfucker's need to stop calling me a rat.
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Speaker 1: I'm not a rat, you know. I I just uh,
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Speaker 1: I did what I had to do as a man,
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Speaker 1: and I stand on that as a man. Like, what
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Speaker 1: what do you consider a snitch? I consider a snitch
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Speaker 1: someone who gets caught in some ship and then start
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Speaker 1: telling on everybody else to help themselves. That's a snitch.
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Speaker 1: I don't feel like if you have a crime going
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Speaker 1: on in your community and you tell that is happening,
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Speaker 1: you're not a snitch because you're not involved in it.
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Speaker 1: You're just trying to put civilions. Can't be snitches basically
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Speaker 1: as a right. I consider snitching is like if you're
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Speaker 1: telling on some ship to get a lesser sentence. You're
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Speaker 1: telling on some ship that don't have nothing to do
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Speaker 1: with why you fucked up, They don't have nothing to
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Speaker 1: do with your current crime, and you just telling on
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Speaker 1: a bunch of niggers from where you're from or just whatever,
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Speaker 1: just to and then also another snitches because the fans
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Speaker 1: will use snitches. The fans. I have some random person
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Speaker 1: you've never seen in your life, especially for conspiracy charges,
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Speaker 1: because I think you need like to two to three
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Speaker 1: witnesses or something like that. So the fans will pay
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Speaker 1: a random person to point you out in court saying
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Speaker 1: they saw you did something you don't even notice. Person Like,
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Speaker 1: that's a snitch, Like you're really working for the fans
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Speaker 1: at that point. But I don't consider a snitch like
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Speaker 1: I don't consider civilians snitches, and I don't consider like, Um,
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Speaker 1: let me give you a perfect example. If I'm driving
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Speaker 1: your car and I go commit a crime in your car,
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Speaker 1: and then I drop your car back to you. You
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Speaker 1: go to the mall the next day in your car,
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Speaker 1: and you get pulled over because your car was at
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Speaker 1: the scene of a murder, and you get locked up mhm,
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Speaker 1: and you tell them, Hey, I wasn't driving my car.
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Speaker 1: I let my friend a J hold my car. I
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Speaker 1: don't care. Don't bitch a J have my car. Yesterday
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Speaker 1: I hear killing motherfucker's in my car. I knew it
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Speaker 1: smelled funny in that bitch. When I got back in it,
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Speaker 1: I say nothing, Yo, You're so stupid. I don't consider
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Speaker 1: that snitching. Like, at what point am I gonna be
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Speaker 1: the real name and come confess to get my friend
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Speaker 1: out of jail. So you're gonna let your friend do
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Speaker 1: a honey years on the murder they didn't commit. That's
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Speaker 1: not once you brought that car back and didn't say ship.
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Speaker 1: That was a firm decision that you was about to
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Speaker 1: let your friends go down for you. Hell yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: but how you But first of all, how you doing murder?
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Speaker 1: And just come back and hear me out? You was like,
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Speaker 1: ain't that happened, bitch? That was the purpose of getting
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Speaker 1: your whip? Like, girl, wait, why are you sweating? You
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Speaker 1: just got back from the jail. Yep, shame But man,
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Speaker 1: damn alright, Peter Apple, I guess if you you keep
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Speaker 1: running for office, you're bound to get elected. Fuck what
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Speaker 1: are you doing outside fifty something years old for somebody
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Speaker 1: to still be able to touch you? Thirty years? What's
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Speaker 1: the acronym for snitch? Sorry, nigga, I'm trying to come
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Speaker 1: home Shane, But I don't know, man, it's called I
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Speaker 1: just hope he repent for the things he did and
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Speaker 1: just ended up in a nice place. I don't know,
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Speaker 1: but he was definitely built for this time, Like the
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Speaker 1: social media error because we saw painting for we saw
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Speaker 1: like how they depicted his character. Um, and he came
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Speaker 1: home on the same type of time, Like why are
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Speaker 1: you on YouTube, nigga? Like why are you making videos
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Speaker 1: about how he murdered somebody like somebody's child? You know,
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Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure all the niggas is probably killers.
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Speaker 1: All of them was probably killers. Moving on, Okay, hold
11:55
Speaker 1: that thought one second, Let's pay some bills. So what
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Speaker 1: I really wanted to talk about today is how the
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Speaker 1: fucking internet is trying to drag Jay to Pickett, trying
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Speaker 1: they're dragging her for the filth all over up and
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Speaker 1: down the street by her ball head. There's no way
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Speaker 1: that they watched the Red Table talk with the episode
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Speaker 1: with her with Gwyneth Faltro on it. It's just no
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Speaker 1: way y'all watched it, because if y'all did, I don't
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Speaker 1: understand what the hooplaus about. Girl. You know, people will
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Speaker 1: read a headline and then determine what they want from
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Speaker 1: that headline instead of listening for themselves. I mean, we
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Speaker 1: experienced that ship for how like during the election, like
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Speaker 1: people here with the funk they want to hear instead
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Speaker 1: of going to see exactly what was said and how
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Speaker 1: some ship was said, like y'all want to have a
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Speaker 1: problem with her. They don't definitely want to have a
12:47
Speaker 1: problem with her. Yeah, and if you watched the episode,
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Speaker 1: she didn't say nothing wrong because it's really how a
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Speaker 1: lot of women. Um. It wasn't profound. Nothing about it
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Speaker 1: was profound. She basically was saying, like, you know, you
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Speaker 1: can't expect your eight to read your mind. The show.
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Speaker 1: The episode was about sex, right, so you can't expect
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Speaker 1: you're made to know what you want in the bedroom.
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Speaker 1: You have to communicate. I just like to do whatever
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Speaker 1: I did to the last nigga, and then if they
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Speaker 1: like that, if they're good, if they don't, don't tweak it, baby, right,
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Speaker 1: let me know what's up. And that's all she was saying, Like,
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Speaker 1: you know, they've been together for twenty they've been married
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Speaker 1: for twenty six years, and sometimes you feel like just
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Speaker 1: because you know that you're with this person, nation know
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Speaker 1: exactly what you want. Men, just like you just said,
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Speaker 1: that's usually men. If the last bitch said that dick
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Speaker 1: was good, they're running with that. You ain't good until
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Speaker 1: I say it's good. That doesn't feel good until I
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Speaker 1: say it feels good. Don't assume ship with me, and
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Speaker 1: I want you to do the same. Like if it's
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Speaker 1: something that you like, communicate that, communicate so I can
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Speaker 1: do it, or you know, if you put it on
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Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, I'm not it's some I ain't gonna
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Speaker 1: do because you know, I don't like swallowing and ship
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Speaker 1: like that. I don't know, but you like swallowing. No,
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Speaker 1: I only do it on your birthday if I don't
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Speaker 1: buy you nothing. I swear to God like you swear
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Speaker 1: to guy to talk about swallowing. Girl, here on mine. Look,
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Speaker 1: I got you for birthdays, Valentine's Christmas. Like, I'm not
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Speaker 1: just about to just let a nigga come in my
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Speaker 1: mouth every time, like you gotta hold some ship back
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Speaker 1: or these men, you know, they get entitled really fast.
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Speaker 1: I don't like that. It's like a smell like pool water.
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Speaker 1: It's not mixed together and it tastes like a penny
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Speaker 1: Like no, you know, I don't want that in my mouth.
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Speaker 1: I don't and don't let it be thick. It's like, look, girl,
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Speaker 1: you're about to make me my little family like this. This
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Speaker 1: This is why men be hating out black ass because
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Speaker 1: you know others they'd be down for that ship. Man. No,
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Speaker 1: you can knock come money. That ship is full of calories.
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Speaker 1: And my thing is if you if you tongue me
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Speaker 1: out with it on my tongue, I'll do it every time.
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Speaker 1: They don't want to eat that ship either, exactly. So
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Speaker 1: why then are you trying to make me eat some
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Speaker 1: ship you don't like? Right, Like, if you don't like
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Speaker 1: Brussels sprouts, I'm not going to cook them. So now
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Speaker 1: you're trying to force me to like some ship because
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Speaker 1: the last bitch let you damn glaze her fucking face
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Speaker 1: up and her looking like Crispy Crean with the hotlight on.
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Speaker 1: Do it to me? Have boundaries man? So yeah, I
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Speaker 1: don't understand with the big Hooplaus and your homeboy, I
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Speaker 1: know one of your friends girl. He was going back
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Speaker 1: and forth with me uh on Instagram about that. I'm like,
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Speaker 1: did you all? My whole response kept being was did
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Speaker 1: you watch the whole thing? You didn't watch it? You
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Speaker 1: didn't watch it until he said, kay, like you didn't
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Speaker 1: watch the video because if you did, like, the internet
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Speaker 1: is running out right now. That lady didn't say nothing crazy.
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Speaker 1: It's all kind of means like God sent me a wife,
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Speaker 1: but I want a wife board, not like Jada, take
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Speaker 1: your turn. Jada used to be the epitome of what
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Speaker 1: niggas wanted until that entanglement. Boy men show women's they
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Speaker 1: they're holding onto that. That's what it is. She can't
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Speaker 1: do nothing right because of that entanglement. It entanglement. It
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Speaker 1: don't matter what she do after this or what she say,
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Speaker 1: they're gonna find a way to make her a bad person. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: we're get no grace. And you know, I think we
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Speaker 1: talked about that before. During that time, it's like she
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Speaker 1: took accountability for what it was that she did right.
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Speaker 1: And first of all, this is the show when you
16:52
Speaker 1: talked about hard topics and tough discussions, right, They try
16:56
Speaker 1: to address all types of things in life. Right, So
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Speaker 1: she's always open and honest with the dialogue m h.
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Speaker 1: And she took accountability for the entanglement. She could have said.
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Speaker 1: She could have deflected and said, oh, well, well you
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Speaker 1: did this, you did that, you did this. She didn't
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Speaker 1: do that. We don't know what the funk he's done
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Speaker 1: because he's not on the talk show to talk about it.
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Speaker 1: We don't know what type of ship he's done in
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Speaker 1: their marriage, because I'm pretty sure if she on that
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Speaker 1: type of time, he's definitely done some ship as well.
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Speaker 1: M m. We ain't just about to act like Jada
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Speaker 1: just this fucking demon time po out here, right, even
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Speaker 1: though I would like to see her. Don't make the
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Speaker 1: stallion's face as well. What is happening bo ship? You
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Speaker 1: know these girls be all here, fake gay girl just
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Speaker 1: like your sucking ass. Yeah, let's just be talking. Hey,
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Speaker 1: nobody really want to do nothing right because I'd be
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Speaker 1: real scared for real Megan's staff, you know, Jada was like,
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Speaker 1: come over here and watch us, like, oh my god,
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Speaker 1: this is really happening. So I don't know. I feel
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Speaker 1: like people need to leave Jada to funk alone. Yeah,
18:14
Speaker 1: leave Jada pinking alone. She is to be protected. So
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Speaker 1: how do we talk to our mates about? Yeah, what
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Speaker 1: we like? Don't do it like that? Do it like this.
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Speaker 1: Put your tongue right there, wiggle it, not that hard,
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Speaker 1: soft and soften your tongue. Don't make it stiff, baby,
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Speaker 1: I am it easy to do it while you're having sex,
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Speaker 1: as opposed to happen because a lot of people get
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Speaker 1: shy after sex and you're trying to have the conversation
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Speaker 1: about what happened during sex. Yeah, you gotta do it
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Speaker 1: while in the middle like a puppy. Tell the puppy.
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Speaker 1: You can't beat the puppy for peeing on the carpet
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Speaker 1: long after he peed. He gonna know what you're mad
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Speaker 1: about exactly. You gotta tell him why he got his
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Speaker 1: tongue in your coochie? How you like your couchie lit exactly? Like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: do do like this, Like let me see your tongue
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Speaker 1: while you're doing That's my favorite thing. I want to
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Speaker 1: see you do it. No, I need your face to
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Speaker 1: disappear in it home face gone, that's my hat. I
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Speaker 1: just want you to come up for oxygen're life and
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Speaker 1: then go back in like you in the pool. I
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Speaker 1: don't like sixty nine because I like to see like
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Speaker 1: I don't like the sixty nine because how am I
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Speaker 1: enjoying myself if I'm working too? But then I feel
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Speaker 1: like I'm too heavy on the nigger, like are you okay?
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Speaker 1: While bunks over that nigger forehead? Like are you okay?
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Speaker 1: You breathe? He'll let you know, spoop your answer all
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Speaker 1: the way. Hold on, tam, let's pay some bills. You
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Speaker 1: know what else. I don't like that I have to
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Speaker 1: communicate to a man sometimes, you know, like a boyfriend
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Speaker 1: or somebody that you're you've been involved with for a while.
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Speaker 1: You know, condoms probably been out the window. I don't
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Speaker 1: like sperm in my pussy. I don't like sperm in
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Speaker 1: my vagina. I don't know nothing about that life child.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because you like a habitual condom user, and
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna habitual nasty bitch. I can't outstand. I don't
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Speaker 1: like him either. But I don't have like a I
20:29
Speaker 1: don't trust these niggas. Man, So I don't have like
20:33
Speaker 1: I haven't had like a committed relationship in a long time,
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Speaker 1: but I have been having sex. So I always have
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Speaker 1: to use the condom because this nigga could have just
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Speaker 1: left somebody's house right before he came here, for all
20:46
Speaker 1: I know. But so can a boyfriend. A boyfriend could
20:49
Speaker 1: do the same thing. Yeah, but at least there's trust there,
20:51
Speaker 1: you know a little bit. I don't trust these niggas.
20:56
Speaker 1: So soon as they walk out of outside, soon as
20:59
Speaker 1: they out of ear shot of eyesight, the trust is gone.
21:05
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just really don't be I think
21:08
Speaker 1: in my next. I don't know, homa be, but I don't.
21:12
Speaker 1: I don't want to stress about half of the ship
21:14
Speaker 1: I used to stress about, just like if this person cheating,
21:20
Speaker 1: I don't want to stress about that. You know earlier
21:22
Speaker 1: on like should be really shaky, Like I don't want
21:24
Speaker 1: to have to go through that. I don't even feel
21:25
Speaker 1: like having those those thoughts about what the nigga doing.
21:29
Speaker 1: I don't even care. I do care now and then
21:34
Speaker 1: don't have no bitches reaching out to me like the fuck.
21:39
Speaker 1: Oh so last our last episode, we had our dad's
21:43
Speaker 1: all right, so of course the mama's So my mom
21:49
Speaker 1: heard the part where my daddy was like, um, you know,
21:53
Speaker 1: no woman ever came between him and his marriage. And
21:58
Speaker 1: I tried to explain to her, like it's because in
22:00
Speaker 1: his mind, like no woman ever reached I said that
22:02
Speaker 1: it has. Did a woman ever reach out to you
22:05
Speaker 1: and say, hey, I'm sucking your husband or your husband
22:07
Speaker 1: be doing? She was like, nah, so this is what
22:10
Speaker 1: he's talking about. Like he never carried on a whole
22:12
Speaker 1: relationship with somebody else, So that means it's not like
22:17
Speaker 1: somebody to him, somebody there was no one to call,
22:21
Speaker 1: No one caused him and his wife not to be together.
22:23
Speaker 1: He doesn't calculate like cheating. That's like the fun, no
22:30
Speaker 1: matter the age, because mind you, my daddy is seventy
22:33
Speaker 1: and he would be seventy one on they this month
22:37
Speaker 1: and still to this day, that nigga is not admitting
22:40
Speaker 1: to fucking cheating dog grave Like it's not going to
22:45
Speaker 1: come out of his mouth. That's so weird. I do
22:52
Speaker 1: y'all ain't together. Y'all haven't been together in a long time,
22:54
Speaker 1: like did it the book? Oh God? But back to
23:06
Speaker 1: this day, I was sperm in a cucci Like, I
23:08
Speaker 1: just don't like that. So I got a random sex fact, Uh,
23:14
Speaker 1: a random sex fact. It's actually called um so. The
23:18
Speaker 1: article is on the New York Post and it says
23:21
Speaker 1: what is fluid bonding? Intimate sex act is growing in popularity.
23:27
Speaker 1: Fluid bonding, the act of intentionally sharing bodily fluids with
23:32
Speaker 1: the sexual partner, is uh purportedly becoming a popular practice
23:39
Speaker 1: and bedrooms across the nation. While the origins of the
23:42
Speaker 1: frisky phrase are unclear, a variety of publications are now
23:48
Speaker 1: reporting on the randy activity. These fucking who wrote this?
23:53
Speaker 1: The randy activity, which refers to far more than simply
23:57
Speaker 1: foregoing a condom during sex usual unprotected What the fuck? Usually, girl,
24:04
Speaker 1: you can't never read? You just say what the funk?
24:07
Speaker 1: Like you'd be reading good and like and I had
24:11
Speaker 1: a shot at to quell a bit, like I would
24:18
Speaker 1: just be open and honest with everybody. Bitch can barely
24:20
Speaker 1: spell sometimes right, and I suck at fucking reading. And
24:24
Speaker 1: once you say your shortcomings out loud is up from there, y'all.
24:29
Speaker 1: I know, God damn me weather, bitch use that vision
24:37
Speaker 1: the class when the teaching me, Like Ashley, you read,
24:40
Speaker 1: I used to be able to I used to be
24:43
Speaker 1: able to read it, not Ashley. Were never going to
24:45
Speaker 1: recess yo, like it's now because I'm so far moved
24:57
Speaker 1: for fucking school, bitch, bitch give me the sex fact?
25:00
Speaker 1: What kind of flue without mixing? Bitch? Gud day Okay,
25:06
Speaker 1: so it says. While the origins of the frisky phrase
25:10
Speaker 1: are unclear of a variety of publications are now reporting
25:14
Speaker 1: on the randy activity, which refers to far more than
25:17
Speaker 1: simply foregoing acondom during sex. Usually unprotected sex is just
25:23
Speaker 1: a sort of casual burialists erotic experience without communication and intention.
25:31
Speaker 1: Sexologists Jenny Skyler told mind Body Green. In contrast, fluid
25:37
Speaker 1: bonding is done with the goal of being more connected
25:41
Speaker 1: or to have more sensation, intimacy, or commitment. According to
25:45
Speaker 1: inside Hook, fluid bonding with a partner is an active,
25:50
Speaker 1: conscious choice that revolves around consent and intent. That's what
25:55
Speaker 1: you're doing on each other. So it's all those things.
25:59
Speaker 1: Is spitting mouth, is having raw sex, coming in the pussy,
26:05
Speaker 1: m cream pie, everything sometimes okay, it says, in much
26:14
Speaker 1: the same way that two friends may prick their fingers
26:17
Speaker 1: to share blood and become blood brothers. Fluid bonding is
26:20
Speaker 1: supposed to signify a deep level of trust, the exact
26:24
Speaker 1: opposite of dangerous uh of the dangerous stealthy trend whatever
26:30
Speaker 1: that is. Um but anyway, So basically, even with a
26:33
Speaker 1: random person like you just want to have this more
26:37
Speaker 1: um intimate bond with someone. So y'all just have raw sex.
26:43
Speaker 1: That does not mean shipped to men. First of all,
26:46
Speaker 1: So women, if y'all are having raw sex, you think
26:49
Speaker 1: just because he fucking raw and came your pussy that
26:52
Speaker 1: he likes you, That nigga will do that to another
26:56
Speaker 1: bitch the next day, and and fucking cross his fingers
26:59
Speaker 1: and hope he don't get burn or get a bit pregnant,
27:01
Speaker 1: like right, and waiting for you to get your tests
27:03
Speaker 1: with those But if he cleaned so cheating off, don't
27:08
Speaker 1: let these nags cheated off your test, girl, right means right,
27:13
Speaker 1: because he'd be like, Man, I busted old who's the
27:16
Speaker 1: name of? But then don't even know your motherfucking don't
27:22
Speaker 1: even know you're fucking girl busting who's the name? Man? Okay,
27:29
Speaker 1: stealthing is the non consensual condom removal. That's what I
27:33
Speaker 1: talked about. Yeah, like I feel like that's rape. Yeah,
27:36
Speaker 1: they it's so California. The mayor of California just past
27:40
Speaker 1: he passed a law on that ship, Like if you
27:42
Speaker 1: do that, you can get arrested for that ship. That's good.
27:46
Speaker 1: Don't do that. You can't be hitting me from the
27:49
Speaker 1: back with a condom and then slip it off and
27:51
Speaker 1: continue to hit me in front of back. That has
27:54
Speaker 1: half taken. That has happened to me. And thank god,
27:57
Speaker 1: like I came out on the other funer's side, but
28:00
Speaker 1: I definitely stopped talking to that negi for doing something
28:02
Speaker 1: like that. Oh no, I got a nasty story to
28:05
Speaker 1: tell y'all. And I'm sharing it with y'all because I
28:07
Speaker 1: funk with y'all, but don't tell nobody. Okay, I was
28:13
Speaker 1: dealing with this guy. This is years ago, and we
28:18
Speaker 1: had sex and it's cool. Everything was normal. Um, a
28:23
Speaker 1: week and a half goes by and my pussy smells bad.
28:28
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the funk is going on with my vagina?
28:32
Speaker 1: My period starts the same day, so I'm thinking maybe
28:34
Speaker 1: it's like old blood or something. It's but it's not cool.
28:38
Speaker 1: It's not it's not It's not happening good. Right. So
28:40
Speaker 1: I'm like, I gotta go to the hospital. There's something
28:43
Speaker 1: dead inside of me. I'm dying so um that night.
28:48
Speaker 1: So the next day, I'm like, bitch, I gotta go
28:50
Speaker 1: to the hospital because something is wrong. That night, I
28:53
Speaker 1: feel something coming out of me. I'm thinking it's like
28:55
Speaker 1: a blood clot or something or a alien and I
29:00
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. Something's coming out. I go
29:02
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. It's a con. It's the condom. Girl.
29:07
Speaker 1: We did it a week and a half ago. When
29:10
Speaker 1: I tell y'all, I was ready to murder this nigga,
29:15
Speaker 1: like you had sex with me. The condom came off
29:18
Speaker 1: inside of me. And you just kept going and then
29:20
Speaker 1: say nothing. I must have called this nigga a hundred
29:23
Speaker 1: sixty two times that night, back to back to back
29:25
Speaker 1: to back to back to back to two in the morning.
29:28
Speaker 1: He would sleep, so he wasn't answering. I just kept
29:30
Speaker 1: calling like a fucking mad person. I was going to
29:33
Speaker 1: murder him. Men are just nasty. You know. That happened
29:36
Speaker 1: to me the first time I had sex, the fist
29:39
Speaker 1: time I had sex. The next day of condom came
29:42
Speaker 1: out my pussy, bitch, I thought I was about to die.
29:45
Speaker 1: It was a week and a half later for me.
29:49
Speaker 1: That's terrible, you know, ain't that fun up? You got
29:51
Speaker 1: my couche smelling like a h fucking goddamn motherfucking I
29:58
Speaker 1: can't even think of what it was. I was like,
30:02
Speaker 1: I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm for shaw dying. This ain't right.
30:07
Speaker 1: And he gonna say he didn't know how you didn't know?
30:11
Speaker 1: Did you throw a calling them out? Did you write
30:13
Speaker 1: it with you? Where's the condom? You gotta be careful, ladies.
30:18
Speaker 1: These niggas do not give a funk about your body,
30:20
Speaker 1: and they will bust it, and they will bust it
30:22
Speaker 1: wide open. And then leave it wide open. The fuck
30:28
Speaker 1: I get mad every time I think about that story.
30:30
Speaker 1: If you listen to the bitch that was fucked up?
30:33
Speaker 1: What you did? Your dick fall off? Sorry, guys, I
30:42
Speaker 1: just said to get that out. But yeah, that was crazy.
30:46
Speaker 1: Is that stealthing? That's stealthing? Right you look from California, bitch.
30:52
Speaker 1: I had you arrested right now so I might have
30:59
Speaker 1: dumb bit this week. Yes, you are to dumb bitch,
31:01
Speaker 1: because you should have asked that nigga, what a condom
31:04
Speaker 1: at you are? Really gold? Yeah? Well, Remy Remy Mall.
31:12
Speaker 1: One of her songs back in the day was like
31:14
Speaker 1: one thing I can't stand is a baggy magnum. I
31:21
Speaker 1: had a boyfriend a long time ago. He's still like
31:24
Speaker 1: wearing magnum and he just was not a magna man.
31:27
Speaker 1: And I wanted to tell him, like if you have
31:29
Speaker 1: to tie a rubber band around it to stay all baby,
31:33
Speaker 1: same for you, like they just want to pull the
31:37
Speaker 1: red the gold wrapper out like dir Rex. Condoms feel good,
31:41
Speaker 1: like Nigga, you don't need the fucking magnum, like you
31:44
Speaker 1: will see your money at this point. The best condoms
31:47
Speaker 1: are the skin. Oh yes, they are nice. I remember
31:54
Speaker 1: I was working with this nigga and I wanted to
31:56
Speaker 1: smash his ass with out of condoms. I literally like
31:58
Speaker 1: I was googling the best condoms like that feels like that.
32:04
Speaker 1: I ordered condoms off Amazon to this nigga. You hear me,
32:08
Speaker 1: like I was googling to like the best condoms that
32:11
Speaker 1: feel like nothing or something like that, so I can
32:15
Speaker 1: smash this nigga ass and have it feel like it
32:18
Speaker 1: was right. At least that's not the same. I know
32:22
Speaker 1: the next time I get some raw dick, I'm gonna
32:24
Speaker 1: be crazy. Already know he's gonna have some trouble on
32:28
Speaker 1: his hands. Where you at, what you doing, who you
32:31
Speaker 1: with all day? It's my dick, and I want it now.
32:38
Speaker 1: It's my dick, and I wanted now. When men don't
32:41
Speaker 1: understand is women don't be studying condom dick like that,
32:43
Speaker 1: like it's only when you hit in the back of
32:46
Speaker 1: that pussy because it's a crazy button back there. And
32:49
Speaker 1: when you having sex with a woman without a condom
32:51
Speaker 1: is when we start being like that. I don't I
32:54
Speaker 1: don't ever remember stalking a nigger who I put a condom?
32:59
Speaker 1: Oh no, I have. Then you're just crazy, that's why.
33:02
Speaker 1: And you'd be trying to act regular. But I know
33:04
Speaker 1: the truth. I talk all my niggas once I start
33:11
Speaker 1: lifing them. God, if I started like you too much,
33:15
Speaker 1: I might not talk to you no more because I
33:17
Speaker 1: don't have time to be retarded. I don't want to
33:20
Speaker 1: be retarded at this age. Dog, I liked it when
33:23
Speaker 1: I retarded. It should be fun, it's lit, it's a
33:28
Speaker 1: little I don't want them emotions, bitch, because I'm a
33:31
Speaker 1: funk around. Like you know, I got a hand problem.
33:34
Speaker 1: I'm a fun round to do something to your ass,
33:36
Speaker 1: and I'd be trying to like keep my hands hold
33:39
Speaker 1: on for yourself. But if I feel played like I'd
33:43
Speaker 1: be wanting to fight. You saw that video I sent
33:45
Speaker 1: you with that damn preacher whipping them people in the
33:47
Speaker 1: church pitch. Adults need they asked what sometime? Not just kids?
33:52
Speaker 1: The fuck No, they don't. Adults need to use your
33:57
Speaker 1: words first of all. Adults like to say, you know,
34:00
Speaker 1: I'm grown, so what they're still something. You have to
34:03
Speaker 1: have some type of principle, and I feel like you
34:05
Speaker 1: beat people because of the principalities of ship. It's the
34:10
Speaker 1: principle of no matter why you need to get your
34:11
Speaker 1: ass with y'all. I really don't be beating people up. Okay, no,
34:15
Speaker 1: I don't. I am not opposed to it. That's the thing.
34:19
Speaker 1: You stay threatening a little but while I actually do
34:23
Speaker 1: it because I find that you hurt men more when
34:26
Speaker 1: you just don't let them have access to you. So
34:28
Speaker 1: if your aim is to hurt that person, you just
34:30
Speaker 1: don't let them have access to you in the way
34:32
Speaker 1: that they want to. And it's like a little reset button.
34:34
Speaker 1: So there's a reset button on in mytherfucking head on
34:37
Speaker 1: top right in the middle. But then there's another reset.
34:41
Speaker 1: You can hear. You got a donkey, can't get your top.
34:44
Speaker 1: It's a mental reset, Like ship, ignore that nigger for
34:47
Speaker 1: three days and watch how you start acting. That should
34:51
Speaker 1: work on me too. When you gotta like ignore me
34:53
Speaker 1: for three days, bitch, I would pull up to your house.
34:57
Speaker 1: Stop playing with me. Answer the phone, my fucker is.
35:02
Speaker 1: Don't even be waning ship. You just want to control
35:05
Speaker 1: like you just want that person. Answer the phone. That
35:07
Speaker 1: fucking bad. You don't even want nothing. That is not cool. Dog,
35:11
Speaker 1: I just need to know that I gotta like that
35:14
Speaker 1: na answer the phone right now because I'll be the
35:17
Speaker 1: bitch to show you you ain't got it like that.
35:19
Speaker 1: Don't be calling. I don't call your phone all stupid
35:22
Speaker 1: while you calling my phone like that? Why you change
35:24
Speaker 1: calling my phone? Nigger? Why are you being weird to me?
35:33
Speaker 1: I can't and you're aspitch fuck me yo, goodness man,
35:44
Speaker 1: joking and whatever. Stalking as bitch call be stalking these niggers.
35:50
Speaker 1: But I don't. I really like all my friends got
35:54
Speaker 1: fake Instagram pages. I don't even have one, oh me neither,
35:57
Speaker 1: like I am like the I'm like a just a
36:00
Speaker 1: low I'm not even stocking because I'm at least verbalized
36:04
Speaker 1: to you like how I feel right, I'm not gonna.
36:08
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have time and I'm just too player.
36:12
Speaker 1: I'm too player to like let a nigga no, like
36:14
Speaker 1: I'm suing sweating his ass, like, but I'm gonna sweat
36:17
Speaker 1: yourtil I get you now. I'm gonna do that now,
36:19
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that. But you ain't gonna know who
36:23
Speaker 1: you know I'm sweating. You don't know anyway, I just
36:27
Speaker 1: don't have time to make no. I struggle with Instagram
36:30
Speaker 1: on my own page. I'm making a fake page. You
36:35
Speaker 1: know what, he's gonna be not put a real post
36:36
Speaker 1: on you. You're right, funk around and post my picture
36:41
Speaker 1: to the fust that one. If they considered like having
36:47
Speaker 1: sex on the cycle fluid bonding, probably not. What's what
36:54
Speaker 1: you think of it? You like dick on your period?
36:59
Speaker 1: You know that's when your hormones are up, so you're
37:02
Speaker 1: more horny at that time. But so in Charleston, like
37:06
Speaker 1: the whole thing is that you should not have sex
37:08
Speaker 1: with a woman while she's on her period because you'll
37:10
Speaker 1: never be able to get rid of her. I thought
37:13
Speaker 1: that was like put a period in the spaghetti. No bitch,
37:17
Speaker 1: that's when a woman wants to keep a man. Also
37:20
Speaker 1: also right, but that's a woman's cleansing period, Like you
37:25
Speaker 1: should stay away from that. That's how I feel about it.
37:28
Speaker 1: Like I do be wanting to have sex, but I
37:30
Speaker 1: don't like how messy it is. Yeah, we're looking like
37:33
Speaker 1: a murder weapon. I don't want to what the michael
37:42
Speaker 1: looking like a knife? Just first, what none of that
37:56
Speaker 1: putting a towel down. But you do be super horny,
37:59
Speaker 1: but and likely oh this pussy so wet. Yeah then
38:03
Speaker 1: it is nigger super and look and stop tricking you
38:09
Speaker 1: know when your period coming on, bitch, stop telling these man.
38:12
Speaker 1: Oh it's a little all you know. Damn well, that
38:15
Speaker 1: period it's coming on and you still want to have
38:17
Speaker 1: sex and it don't come you down. Down. You knocked
38:20
Speaker 1: it down. Oh you knocked my period of bitch. Whatever
38:31
Speaker 1: you talking back head to tell you, these bitches is
38:33
Speaker 1: full of ship man. They knew it was coming. We
38:36
Speaker 1: use the apps, we got my days, We got all
38:38
Speaker 1: type of ship track, exactly the track our period. We
38:42
Speaker 1: just wanted to get it in one more time before
38:44
Speaker 1: the full throttle comes. All right, you knocked it down.
38:55
Speaker 1: You're gonna hell by One last thing to say if
39:04
Speaker 1: you're listening, bitch, when I find you on a beat,
39:07
Speaker 1: your ass for letting that condom stay in my couchie.
39:10
Speaker 1: I'm still mad about that ship, punk ass nigga. Alright,
39:13
Speaker 1: go ahead, that's how you feel. Yeah, that ship made
39:16
Speaker 1: me mad all over again. My COUCHI was stank. If
39:28
Speaker 1: your woman's if your girl cou to stay, Guys, lay
39:31
Speaker 1: off the fluid bonding because it's your fault. That's all right, y'all. Look,
39:40
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39:53
Speaker 1: we talked that podcast on Instagram. Mm hmm. That's let
39:58
Speaker 1: me to official tambam. And we are still looking for interns.
40:04
Speaker 1: We need qualified people. Don't be message us messaging us
40:08
Speaker 1: talking about you know, how to make good sandwiches. We
40:10
Speaker 1: like sandwiches, but that's not what we need. We need
40:12
Speaker 1: help with social media, We need help with branding. We
40:15
Speaker 1: need help with those kind of things, not your sandwich
40:18
Speaker 1: making skills. Bitch. Somebody sent you a message like that,
40:21
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40:30
Speaker 1: and I gotta entertain, like, well, what kind of sandwiches? Wait,
40:33
Speaker 1: you know what, that's not what we need. I'm sorry.
40:37
Speaker 1: I like veggie turkeys. Oh my sandwich. All right, y'all.
40:43
Speaker 1: Peace out by