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Whackhead Prank: A pest control mishap · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Frank car from Daring Wackhead. Something's ex exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's Thursday where we dip into the archives
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  Speaker 2: Luke center message. He says, hey, Tim, listen after that
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  Speaker 2: pop quiz where we had that budding Air Force pilot
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  Speaker 2: Mustang Stacy Mustang is a name when she becomes a
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  Speaker 2: Grippin fighter pilot.
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  Speaker 3: She did well, she got eight out of ten.
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  Speaker 2: But Luke says, why don't you play the call when
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  Speaker 2: you phoned the Air Force looking for a job.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember that?
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  Speaker 2: He says, it's probably too late to change things, but
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  Speaker 2: would have been a lack of coincidence memories. Yeah, okay, Look,
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  Speaker 2: because we moved on to the restaurant theme, I think
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  Speaker 2: it's app that we play this one. So this this guy.
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  Speaker 2: So there's this Indian restaurant in Durban and they had
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  Speaker 2: an issue. So one of the family members of the
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  Speaker 2: restaurant phoned me and said, this is what's happening. So
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  Speaker 2: they had a one of the patrons spotted a rat.
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  Speaker 3: What a prop in the restaurant? An actual rat. It's
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  Speaker 3: like an actual race. The worst night.
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  Speaker 2: Mere If you you got understand now people can say
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  Speaker 2: how wet you got rats in them, so they had
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  Speaker 2: so they called the pest control. They said, listen, we've
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  Speaker 2: got a rat here. Someone spotted a rat. We need
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  Speaker 2: to get the rat. So yeah, so now, but like
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, there's not just one.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there's there's no lonely rats. They coming packs
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  Speaker 3: the rats.
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  Speaker 2: Is that true. I don't think there's a lonely rat
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  Speaker 2: in the world. It sounds like a song.
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  Speaker 3: So I can't stand rat. So even just talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Them, they fall for you, the size of them, and
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  Speaker 1: keep on rats. I see them all the time, their dogs,
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  Speaker 1: and it's city.
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  Speaker 2: It's not us. So they got a rat, right, So
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  Speaker 2: now they called the pest control. And they don't know
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  Speaker 2: I mean, like, what how do you They don't know
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  Speaker 2: how you catch these rats. I mean we used to
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  Speaker 2: put rats okay, but that could take a while and we.
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  Speaker 1: Were discouraged from using that because other animals would get to.
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  Speaker 3: Those dead rats.
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  Speaker 1: It was killing the hawks.
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  Speaker 3: And now we're taking out the whole ecosystem. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they called the pest control. The peat control
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  Speaker 2: said to them, okay, when you close to night, close
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  Speaker 2: a bit early if you can, then we're coming in.
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  Speaker 2: So leave the keys with us and we'll catch this rat.
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  Speaker 2: So now I'm doing the follow up call. We locked up,
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  Speaker 2: we left early hours of the morning, and I'm doing
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  Speaker 2: the follow up call the next day.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, to escalate the situation. Yes, of course, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Hiped the last rule for re evon speaking.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Yvon is the owner? They're by any chance is
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  Speaker 2: Peter from pest Control.
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  Speaker 4: If you can speak to rogiend that right, it's the accountant,
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  Speaker 4: he'll be able.
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  Speaker 5: To help you.
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  Speaker 2: Fine, it's Peter young Fanny from the pest Control. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we were there an hour ago. You were that of
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  Speaker 2: that m basically when we came in the previous evening
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  Speaker 2: because we found out there was a problem with rats. Yes, right, okay,
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  Speaker 2: So what we did we came in after hours and
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  Speaker 2: then we shut everything. And the only way that we
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  Speaker 2: get rid of the rats is we release a few
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  Speaker 2: cats inside, right, And we did this and my employee,
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  Speaker 2: who was the site manager, he forgot to bring back
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  Speaker 2: two of the cats, right, Okay, So we released eight cats.
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  Speaker 2: We got back six, which means two of them are
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  Speaker 2: still in your premises.
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  Speaker 5: I don't see any cats. Yeah, there might be somewhere around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but these are highly trained cats and other responsive
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  Speaker 2: to their names.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't seen any cats here.
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  Speaker 2: Would you be able to just give a call out
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  Speaker 2: for them, because, like I said, they're very very responsive.
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  Speaker 1: To their names.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the name?
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  Speaker 1: The one name is Arm?
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  Speaker 5: So yes, I'm so okay.
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  Speaker 1: Could you just give a.
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  Speaker 2: Call out for Arms and see if he pops his
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  Speaker 2: head anyway, fool restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: The guy brought the cat, and now the two You've
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  Speaker 5: got to six cats, two cats at somewhere yet what
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  Speaker 5: are the cat names? An, I'm at three?
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  Speaker 1: What a cat?
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  Speaker 2: The cat?
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  Speaker 5: That really three? But I got everyone have a lot
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  Speaker 5: of people, hud having a function.
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  Speaker 1: Now, could you just just give a call out for Arm?
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  Speaker 5: So I'm so cream for the fact, and so I
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  Speaker 5: don't see any cats coming here?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So could you call for the other one?
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  Speaker 5: What's her name?
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  Speaker 1: Could you maybe call for them both?
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  Speaker 3: The other one?
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  Speaker 2: Let me spell the name is Afrikaans name h O
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  Speaker 2: R yes in double double e. If you could just
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  Speaker 2: call them will? Yeah, if you could just call them.
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  Speaker 1: Both, righty, just just let's see, I'm tell you they'll
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  Speaker 1: come together.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, let me try that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, And so honey.
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  Speaker 5: And honey not the fo cats. There's a cat thin
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  Speaker 5: and fully yeah, train cat descript and suddenly and so
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  Speaker 5: and pony and honey same time to get it loud.
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  Speaker 5: I have a lot of noise. Yeah, we're not sure
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  Speaker 5: where the cats are, but we're trying.
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  Speaker 1: Now, can you just go, like, just call the names ago,
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  Speaker 1: just just I'm trying now, right, Okay, So.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so ho, Hey, I don't know what you're the
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  Speaker 5: name you're dis in the restaurant because well what called the.
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  Speaker 1: One is black and white, the other one is ginger?
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  Speaker 5: Is okay? One second?
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  Speaker 4: So none, I think, Yeah, I think this is a
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  Speaker 4: bright goal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we've got we've got the good stuff at
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  Speaker 3: the back of the restaurant. You mentioned a full restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: He is walking.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so honey. I think rats are the least of
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  Speaker 3: your problems.