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Glee on the Rocks 6x03 - Jagged Little Tapestry: Big Feelings, Bigger Mashups · Fandom on the Rocks

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  Emily: Right?
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  Alison: These<00:09:05.500> are<00:09:05.620> really<00:09:06.230> hard.
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Right<00:09:37.508> now
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Mandy: I<00:11:08.166> would<00:11:08.386> like<00:11:08.676> to<00:11:08.876> have<00:11:09.006> seen<00:11:09.246> more <00:11:09.496>growth<00:11:09.896> in<00:11:10.036> her<00:11:10.226> than<00:11:10.346> that<00:11:10.666> since<00:11:10.906> high<00:11:11.066> school
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  Alison: A<00:11:11.674> little.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Like,
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: Why<00:11:25.214> is<00:11:25.334> this<00:11:25.494> relevant?
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  So<00:11:33.196> you<00:11:33.436> lied.
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  Alison: Big,<00:11:34.796> big<00:11:35.136> lie.
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  Emily: It's,
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  Alison: dude
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  Emily: it's<00:11:38.636> done<00:11:38.896> now.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Emily: Yes,<00:12:19.748> it<00:12:19.928> looks<00:12:20.168> like<00:12:20.348> they<00:12:20.528> are<00:12:20.788> at<00:12:21.018> Lima
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  Alison: is
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: happening?
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: Like,<00:12:24.808> I<00:12:25.048> will<00:12:25.368> suspend<00:12:25.928> my<00:12:26.138> disbelief.
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  Emily: Yes.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: He,<00:12:35.058> what<00:12:35.198> was<00:12:35.318> he<00:12:35.418> gonna...<00:12:36.018> And <00:12:36.208>you're<00:12:36.328> right,<00:12:36.718> having<00:12:37.628> him<00:12:37.888> flipping
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: To<00:12:49.024> be<00:12:49.154> like,<00:12:49.344> "Yeah, <00:12:49.654>see,<00:12:49.874> I<00:12:49.944> was<00:12:50.094> in<00:12:50.234> all<00:12:50.394> of<00:12:50.524> the
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  Mandy: Uh-huh
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  Alison: Absolutely.
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  Emily: "Is,<00:12:52.524> no.<00:12:53.614> This<00:12:53.834> doesn't<00:12:54.194> look<00:12:54.414> right."
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  Emily: Mm-hmm
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  Emily: Mm-mm.
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  Emily: part<00:13:34.694> of<00:13:34.784> the
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Like,
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Meh
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  Alison: Stop<00:14:21.178> it
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  Emily: Stop<00:14:22.718> it.
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  Mandy: True
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  Alison: Yep
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  Emily: a<00:15:37.702> whole
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: custom<00:15:42.286> made
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  Emily: Uh-huh.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: really
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: cute.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: so<00:16:36.676> cute.
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  Mandy: They're<00:16:37.896> adorable
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: Right
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  Alison: It's<00:17:28.030> fine
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: That's<00:18:22.168> true.
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Alison: ugh.
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  Mandy: Yes.
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  Emily: She<00:20:12.520> sure<00:20:13.340> will.
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  Alison: Ah,
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: around<00:20:40.992> in<00:20:41.142> it.
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  Alison: Yes
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  Mandy: It's<00:21:19.982> such<00:21:20.272> a<00:21:20.332> good<00:21:20.572> read
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  Emily: Ooh,
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  Alison: Like,<00:21:21.814> it's
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  girly,<00:22:06.512> she<00:22:07.262> probably<00:22:08.621> could<00:22:08.952> have<00:22:09.312> rolled <00:22:09.762>this<00:22:10.292> off<00:22:11.501> if<00:22:11.702> it<00:22:11.812> were<00:22:12.002> about<00:22:12.481> anything<00:22:13.082> else.
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  But<00:22:14.592> you've<00:22:14.851> come<00:22:15.131> for<00:22:15.272> my<00:22:15.452> girl.
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  Emily: Yep.
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  That's<00:22:17.686> my<00:22:18.036> wife
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  Alison: That's<00:22:19.122> my<00:22:19.352> wife.
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  You<00:22:20.822> took<00:22:21.962> the<00:22:22.352> best<00:22:22.662> day<00:22:22.842> of<00:22:22.952> my<00:22:23.102> life<00:22:23.412> to <00:22:23.561>date,<00:22:24.671> the<00:22:24.801> day<00:22:25.051> I<00:22:25.191> asked<00:22:25.421> the<00:22:25.491> love<00:22:25.671> of<00:22:25.782> my
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  know<00:22:31.262> how<00:22:31.422> to<00:22:31.522> control<00:22:32.792> shat<00:22:33.382> all<00:22:33.692> over<00:22:33.992> it.
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  So
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  Emily: blew<00:22:35.326> up<00:22:35.506> your<00:22:35.796> life<00:22:36.156> and<00:22:36.276> now <00:22:36.376>you're<00:22:36.506> trying<00:22:36.686> to<00:22:36.756> blow<00:22:36.986> up<00:22:37.106> my<00:22:37.266> life
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  Alison: let's<00:22:38.181> go.
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  I<00:22:39.082> just...<00:22:39.302> I<00:22:39.412> love<00:22:39.892> this<00:22:40.142> for<00:22:40.312> her<00:22:40.582> so<00:22:41.022> much.
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  My<00:22:42.452> notes<00:22:42.802> are<00:22:42.872> literally,<00:22:43.322> "No<00:22:43.702> unibrow.
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  Stay."<00:22:44.782> All<00:22:44.982> caps,<00:22:45.392> "Santana,<00:22:45.932> I<00:22:46.042> love <00:22:46.262>you."<00:22:47.092> That's<00:22:47.452> just,<00:22:47.732> that,<00:22:48.012> that's<00:22:48.222> just<00:22:48.462> it
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  Emily: Maybe<00:22:49.882> you're<00:22:50.082> just <00:22:50.682>utterly<00:22:51.312> intolerable.
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  Alison: Ah.
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  Emily: Maybe<00:22:54.232> he<00:22:54.352> got<00:22:54.532> freaked<00:22:54.802> out <00:22:54.952>by<00:22:55.052> your<00:22:55.182> strange<00:22:55.512> obsession<00:22:55.982> with<00:22:56.142> old
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  people<00:22:57.482> Now,<00:22:58.232> to<00:22:58.512> be<00:22:58.712> fair,<00:22:59.492> most<00:22:59.932> of <00:23:00.062>this<00:23:00.242> is<00:23:00.412> also<00:23:00.782> about<00:23:01.102> Chris<00:23:01.372> Colfer
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  Mandy: This<00:23:02.202> is<00:23:02.332> true.
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  Alison: Ooh,<00:23:03.166> yikes
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  Mandy: Oh,<00:23:03.822> that's<00:23:04.082> really<00:23:04.372> true<00:23:04.612> actually.
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  Oof
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  Emily: So<00:23:06.866> double<00:23:07.446> ouch.
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  Alison: Double<00:23:08.422> ouch.
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  Emily: Yikes
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  Alison: wonder<00:23:11.432> who<00:23:11.742> was<00:23:12.172> more<00:23:12.562> salty,<00:23:13.082> the <00:23:13.362>person<00:23:13.642> who<00:23:13.782> wrote<00:23:14.002> this<00:23:14.142> speech<00:23:14.552> or<00:23:15.442> Santana
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  Mandy: Someone<00:23:16.962> was<00:23:17.172> like, <00:23:17.852>show<00:23:18.052> is<00:23:18.182> ending<00:23:18.502> soon.
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  I<00:23:18.842> gotta<00:23:19.052> get<00:23:19.172> some<00:23:19.462> feelings <00:23:20.052>out<00:23:20.282> about<00:23:20.842> the<00:23:21.002> stars."
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  Alison: Gonna<00:23:21.946> get<00:23:22.176> my<00:23:22.456> big<00:23:22.766> feelings<00:23:23.326> out
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  Emily: Someone<00:23:24.500> needed<00:23:24.760> to<00:23:24.810> get<00:23:25.080> some<00:23:25.310> shit <00:23:25.540>off<00:23:25.700> their<00:23:25.890> chest<00:23:26.280> and<00:23:26.410> was<00:23:26.510> like,<00:23:26.760> "Who<00:23:26.980> can
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  I<00:23:27.250> do<00:23:27.490> it<00:23:27.690> through?<00:23:28.370> Send<00:23:28.760> Hannah<00:23:29.070> Lopez."
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  Mandy: I<00:23:30.310> think<00:23:30.550> Nya<00:23:30.890> also<00:23:31.260> seems<00:23:31.490> like <00:23:31.610>she's<00:23:31.750> having<00:23:31.930> a<00:23:31.990> lot<00:23:32.190> of<00:23:32.280> fun<00:23:32.470> doing<00:23:32.690> that<00:23:32.790> too
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  Emily: she...<00:23:34.352> I<00:23:34.432> wonder<00:23:34.792> if<00:23:34.942> this <00:23:35.112>was<00:23:35.242> like<00:23:35.362> a<00:23:35.442> one-take<00:23:35.942> wonder,
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  if<00:23:36.412> she<00:23:36.532> was<00:23:36.742> just<00:23:36.892> like,<00:23:37.072> "No,<00:23:37.242> no,
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: it."
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  Mandy: I<00:23:39.222> feel<00:23:39.412> like<00:23:39.852> if<00:23:40.042> I<00:23:40.112> were<00:23:40.262> Chris,<00:23:40.602> I <00:23:40.662>would've<00:23:40.862> been,<00:23:41.062> requesting<00:23:41.672> it<00:23:41.772> be<00:23:41.892> a<00:23:41.942> one-take
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:23:43.006> like<00:23:43.206> I<00:23:43.316> only <00:23:43.506>wanna<00:23:43.736> hear<00:23:43.926> this<00:23:44.136> once.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mm,<00:23:46.826> mm,<00:23:47.206> mm,<00:23:47.616> mm.<00:23:48.486> Delicious, <00:23:49.466>and<00:23:50.586> because<00:23:50.876> he<00:23:50.996> did
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: her
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: In<00:23:53.410> front<00:23:53.620> of<00:23:53.780> everybody<00:23:54.310> too.
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  It's<00:23:54.850> not<00:23:54.990> like
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: she<00:23:56.370> let<00:23:56.540> her<00:23:56.690> have<00:23:56.970> her<00:23:57.110> moment <00:23:58.140>and<00:23:58.340> then<00:23:59.080> outside<00:23:59.660> was<00:23:59.800> like,<00:24:00.400> "Hey,
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  I<00:24:01.760> have<00:24:02.000> a<00:24:02.070> thought.<00:24:03.270> You<00:24:03.510> saw<00:24:03.700> what <00:24:03.850>happened<00:24:04.150> to<00:24:04.210> me<00:24:04.440> and<00:24:04.570> Blaine,<00:24:05.180> and<00:24:05.370> just,
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  like,<00:24:05.880> maybe<00:24:07.010> take<00:24:07.270> a<00:24:07.330> minute."<00:24:08.220> No,<00:24:08.420> no.
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  Mandy: Nope.
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  Right<00:24:10.260> there<00:24:10.400> in<00:24:10.490> front<00:24:10.610> of<00:24:10.730> everyone
• 24:11
  Emily: right<00:24:11.318> there<00:24:11.478> in<00:24:11.568> front<00:24:11.728> of <00:24:11.848>everybody,<00:24:12.258> he<00:24:12.398> stood<00:24:12.678> his<00:24:12.858> ass<00:24:13.058> up<00:24:13.538> in<00:24:13.698> the
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  church<00:24:14.088> pews<00:24:15.328> and<00:24:15.518> protested<00:24:16.728> And<00:24:16.898> then<00:24:17.018> they <00:24:17.108>share<00:24:17.388> a<00:24:17.468> wedding,<00:24:17.838> which<00:24:18.008> is<00:24:18.148> still<00:24:18.408> weird
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  Mandy: That's,<00:24:19.496> yeah
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  Alison: We'll<00:24:20.382> get<00:24:20.602> there
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  Emily: I<00:24:21.178> still<00:24:21.438> hate<00:24:21.648> that,<00:24:21.968> but<00:24:22.178> okay.
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  right.
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  So<00:24:23.748> that<00:24:23.918> happens.
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  We<00:24:24.858> have<00:24:24.958> to<00:24:25.048> go<00:24:25.138> back<00:24:25.318> to<00:24:25.428> Spencer<00:24:25.868> and<00:24:26.078> Sisu.
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  I<00:24:26.938> miss<00:24:27.138> Mr.<00:24:27.388> Shu.
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  No,<00:24:27.788> I<00:24:27.848> don't.
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  so<00:24:29.688> there's<00:24:30.358> some<00:24:30.548> more<00:24:30.728> shit <00:24:30.948>talking<00:24:31.418> about<00:24:32.188> Coach<00:24:32.448> Beast.
• 24:33
  Spencer's...<00:24:34.168> He's<00:24:34.508> playing<00:24:35.078> the, <00:24:35.278>like,<00:24:36.218> fake<00:24:36.688> concerned<00:24:37.428> player
• 24:38
  Alison: Yes
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  Emily: how<00:24:39.988> she's<00:24:40.278> just<00:24:40.468> been<00:24:40.648> absent <00:24:41.098>lately,<00:24:41.578> and<00:24:41.758> she's<00:24:42.048> yelling<00:24:42.598> all<00:24:42.848> the<00:24:42.988> time.
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  don't<00:24:44.698> mind<00:24:44.918> me,<00:24:45.138> but<00:24:45.308> I<00:24:45.398> hid<00:24:45.648> in<00:24:45.768> her<00:24:45.908> office <00:24:46.368>and<00:24:46.508> saw<00:24:46.668> her<00:24:46.818> take<00:24:47.048> a<00:24:47.168> bunch<00:24:47.418> of<00:24:47.588> medication.
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  And<00:24:49.278> if<00:24:49.558> it<00:24:49.678> just,<00:24:49.878> like,<00:24:50.088> if<00:24:50.198> something <00:24:50.538>happened<00:24:50.878> to<00:24:50.948> her<00:24:51.208> and<00:24:51.388> she<00:24:51.558> happened<00:24:52.348> to<00:24:52.448> get
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  fired,<00:24:53.528> well,<00:24:54.448> Sam<00:24:54.818> is<00:24:54.958> there<00:24:55.148> to<00:24:55.268> take<00:24:55.508> us<00:24:55.938> to <00:24:56.138>get<00:24:56.297> another<00:24:56.608> championship,<00:24:57.258> so<00:24:57.418> it's<00:24:57.598> gonna
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  be<00:24:57.958> fine<00:24:58.947> Just<00:24:59.287> hint,<00:24:59.577> hint,<00:25:00.047> wink,<00:25:00.337> wink,
• 25:00
  Alison: Nudge,<00:25:01.375> nudge
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  Emily: nudge,<00:25:02.007> nudge.
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  then<00:25:02.897> meanwhile,<00:25:03.807> we<00:25:03.997> still<00:25:04.277> have<00:25:04.467> Tina <00:25:04.757>and<00:25:04.887> Quinn<00:25:05.227> trying<00:25:05.527> to<00:25:05.627> teach<00:25:05.887> Becky
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  how<00:25:06.417> to<00:25:06.537> dance<00:25:07.297> and<00:25:07.477> perform<00:25:08.627> because <00:25:08.938>they're<00:25:09.088> helping<00:25:09.468> her,<00:25:09.827> and<00:25:09.988> I<00:25:10.048> guess
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  because<00:25:10.568> they<00:25:10.698> needed<00:25:11.008> something<00:25:11.348> to<00:25:11.478> do
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Though<00:25:13.392> her<00:25:13.572> not<00:25:13.842> knowing<00:25:14.112> how<00:25:14.222> to <00:25:14.312>like<00:25:14.482> dance<00:25:14.792> or<00:25:14.852> perform<00:25:15.282> makes
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  not<00:25:16.172> much<00:25:16.352> sense<00:25:16.612> considering<00:25:17.042> she <00:25:17.122>was<00:25:17.242> on<00:25:17.332> the<00:25:17.422> Cheerios<00:25:17.842> for<00:25:17.972> years
• 25:18
  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah.
• 25:19
  Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: it<00:25:20.874> doesn't<00:25:21.114> need<00:25:21.274> to<00:25:21.344> make<00:25:21.514> sense.
• 25:21
  It's<00:25:21.984> Glee
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  Emily: But<00:25:22.980> it's<00:25:23.270> clean.
• 25:24
  and<00:25:24.190> she<00:25:24.330> fucks<00:25:24.580> off<00:25:24.780> after<00:25:24.970> 10<00:25:25.170> minutes
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: a<00:25:26.310> dinner<00:25:26.610> date<00:25:26.900> Shutters?
• 25:28
  Alison: Cheddars?
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  Mandy: really<00:25:30.288> disconcerted<00:25:30.988> by<00:25:31.158> the <00:25:31.248>fact<00:25:31.418> that<00:25:31.518> it<00:25:31.548> wasn't<00:25:31.728> breadsticks
• 25:32
  Emily: I,<00:25:33.222> I<00:25:33.252> know,<00:25:33.502> but<00:25:33.612> they<00:25:33.802> end<00:25:33.952> up <00:25:34.062>at<00:25:34.132> Breadsticks<00:25:34.502> later<00:25:34.752> 'cause<00:25:34.882> they<00:25:34.982> get
• 25:35
  kicked<00:25:35.332> out<00:25:35.422> of<00:25:35.542> everywhere<00:25:35.902> else,<00:25:36.252> which
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  Mandy: That's<00:25:36.878> true.
• 25:37
  Emily: sense.
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  But<00:25:38.382> I<00:25:38.412> was<00:25:38.532> like,<00:25:38.672> wait,<00:25:38.822> they <00:25:38.892>have<00:25:39.002> a<00:25:39.082> 6:30<00:25:39.572> reservation<00:25:40.262> that
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  they're<00:25:40.472> gonna<00:25:40.632> be<00:25:40.752> late<00:25:40.962> for?
• 25:41
  What<00:25:41.542> time<00:25:41.912> is<00:25:42.052> it?
• 25:42
  Alison: Exactly.
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  Emily: are<00:25:43.752> they?
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  Alison: What
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  Emily: Is<00:25:44.931> Shutters,<00:25:45.352> like, <00:25:45.532>two<00:25:45.762> hours<00:25:46.051> outside<00:25:46.301> of<00:25:46.402> town?
• 25:47
  So<00:25:47.562> we<00:25:47.662> have<00:25:47.782> a<00:25:47.852> really<00:25:48.052> cute<00:25:48.272> scene <00:25:48.682>with<00:25:49.072> Kurt<00:25:49.332> and<00:25:49.432> Brittany,<00:25:50.432> on<00:25:50.652> the,
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  I<00:25:51.452> think<00:25:51.662> the<00:25:51.772> auditorium<00:25:52.262> stage,
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: and<00:25:54.274> he's<00:25:54.504> helping<00:25:54.924> her<00:25:55.463> fill<00:25:55.974> a<00:25:56.234> giant <00:25:56.834>ass<00:25:57.194> heart-shaped<00:25:57.824> container<00:25:58.404> full<00:25:58.814> of<00:25:59.014> Mounds
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  bars<00:26:00.504> because<00:26:00.804> they<00:26:00.924> are<00:26:01.024> the<00:26:01.134> lesbian<00:26:01.704> candy
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  Mandy: Lesbian<00:26:02.666> candy
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  Emily: Not<00:26:03.866> Almond<00:26:04.096> Joy,<00:26:04.866> Mounds<00:26:05.196> bars.
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  Alison: bars
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  Emily: And<00:26:06.890> it's<00:26:07.030> an<00:26:07.120> engagement<00:26:07.560> present <00:26:07.950>for<00:26:08.170> Santana,<00:26:09.230> and<00:26:09.430> he<00:26:09.929> goes<00:26:10.190> ahead
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  Mandy: And<00:26:14.612> good<00:26:14.772> for<00:26:14.902> him.
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  Emily: Yes.
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  Mandy: He<00:26:16.580> was,
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  Emily: He's<00:26:17.278> learning.
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  Mandy: he<00:26:18.230> was<00:26:18.470> probably<00:26:19.020> also<00:26:19.340> a <00:26:19.410>little<00:26:19.710> bit<00:26:19.960> afraid<00:26:20.360> that<00:26:20.480> Santana<00:26:20.870> was
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  gonna,<00:26:21.210> like,<00:26:21.680> show<00:26:22.090> up<00:26:22.250> at<00:26:22.320> his<00:26:22.450> house <00:26:22.790>with<00:26:22.930> brass<00:26:23.220> knuckles<00:26:23.580> or<00:26:23.620> something,
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  Emily: That's<00:26:25.208> Snix
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  Mandy: I,<00:26:26.310> yeah,<00:26:26.500> I<00:26:26.630> assume,
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  Alison: to<00:26:27.278> do
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  Emily: Yes.
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  Alison: Hi,<00:26:32.208> can<00:26:32.348> you<00:26:32.458> tell<00:26:32.588> your<00:26:32.778> fiancé<00:26:33.398> to
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: anti-Snicks<00:26:34.538> on<00:26:34.678> me?
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  Thank
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Yes.
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:26:36.286> that's<00:26:36.506> Auntie<00:26:36.776> Snicks.
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  and<00:26:37.926> he's<00:26:38.116> like,<00:26:38.446> "Listen,<00:26:38.996> I<00:26:39.576> still <00:26:39.786>think<00:26:39.996> Blaine<00:26:40.236> and<00:26:40.356> I<00:26:40.656> on<00:26:40.776> a<00:26:40.836> hiatus."
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: like,<00:26:43.400> "You're<00:26:43.810> dumb.
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  Blaine's<00:26:44.710> moving<00:26:45.020> in<00:26:45.160> with <00:26:45.300>Karofsky."<00:26:46.700> And<00:26:46.870> I<00:26:46.960> was<00:26:47.140> like,<00:26:47.410> "Ew."
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  Alison: And<00:26:48.310> I,<00:26:49.360> it<00:26:49.580> was<00:26:49.920> in<00:26:50.160> this <00:26:50.410>moment<00:26:50.890> when<00:26:51.120> I<00:26:51.300> asked<00:26:51.620> Brittany<00:26:51.920> S.
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  Pierce<00:26:52.340> to<00:26:52.440> come<00:26:52.620> decorate<00:26:53.080> my<00:26:53.420> house
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  She<00:26:55.520> does<00:26:55.560> have<00:26:55.960> some<00:26:56.920> eclectic<00:26:57.370> taste
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  Alison: She<00:26:58.506> knows<00:26:58.586> how<00:26:58.766> to<00:26:58.836> be<00:26:59.016> on<00:26:59.126> a<00:26:59.176> theme
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:27:01.102> that<00:27:01.272> room<00:27:01.582> was<00:27:02.122> atrocious <00:27:03.292>It<00:27:03.422> was,<00:27:03.832> Enid's<00:27:04.232> room<00:27:04.642> from,<00:27:05.102> Wednesday
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  Mandy: Oh,<00:27:06.192> yeah.
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  Alison: It
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: pr-<00:27:07.792> it<00:27:07.942> the<00:27:08.032> Pride <00:27:08.412>collection<00:27:08.852> at<00:27:08.952> Party<00:27:09.262> City
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  Emily: Delightful.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: on<00:27:27.132> now<00:27:27.352> would<00:27:27.472> be<00:27:27.602> a<00:27:27.642> bad<00:27:27.872> idea.
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: and<00:27:29.772> you<00:27:29.892> know,<00:27:30.622> no.
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  So<00:27:31.932> we<00:27:32.372> have<00:27:32.552> to<00:27:32.641> continue<00:27:33.391> with<00:27:33.872> our<00:27:34.411> Becky <00:27:35.051>situation,<00:27:35.781> and<00:27:36.132> we're<00:27:36.402> back<00:27:36.612> with<00:27:36.752> Coach
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  Roz,<00:27:37.351> who<00:27:37.522> has<00:27:37.692> been<00:27:38.821> MIA<00:27:38.891> for<00:27:38.911> a<00:27:39.631> while,<00:27:40.352> right?
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  Alison: back<00:27:41.110> now.
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  It's<00:27:41.530> fine.
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  Her
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  Emily: She...
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  Alison: swimming<00:27:43.110> silver<00:27:43.390> medal
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  Emily: I<00:27:44.450> actually<00:27:44.770> like<00:27:44.990> Coach<00:27:45.239> Roz.
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  Alison: love<00:27:46.100> her
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  Emily: So<00:27:47.369> Roz,<00:27:47.960> Sue,<00:27:48.399> Tina,<00:27:48.689> and <00:27:48.829>Quinn<00:27:49.199> are<00:27:49.399> interrogating<00:27:49.980> Darryl<00:27:50.359> on
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  dating<00:27:55.210> Robin,<00:27:55.810> Sue's<00:27:56.890> other<00:27:57.510> daughter,
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:27:58.990> her
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  Emily: and<00:27:59.358> they<00:27:59.428> have<00:27:59.587> a,<00:28:00.227> a<00:28:00.297> birth<00:28:00.547> daughter.
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  hi<00:28:01.667> buddy.
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  mainly<00:28:08.298> by<00:28:08.677> having<00:28:08.978> sex<00:28:09.208> with<00:28:09.298> her
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  Alison: So<00:28:10.610> here's<00:28:11.010> my<00:28:11.200> question
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  Emily: Yes
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  Alison: I<00:28:13.612> feel<00:28:13.922> like<00:28:14.092> based<00:28:14.342> on <00:28:14.432>the<00:28:14.522> conversation<00:28:15.052> we're<00:28:15.172> having,
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  this<00:28:15.722> entire<00:28:16.322> thing<00:28:16.632> was<00:28:16.812> about<00:28:17.162> sex.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: for<00:28:20.342> me,<00:28:20.902> the<00:28:21.092> sex<00:28:21.512> was<00:28:21.722> secondary
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  Emily: Mm-hmm
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  Alison: because<00:28:24.342> Daryl<00:28:25.512> is,<00:28:25.752> like,<00:28:26.332> Glee<00:28:26.942> hot.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: is<00:28:29.208> not<00:28:29.558> just,<00:28:29.828> like,<00:28:30.068> your<00:28:30.348> average <00:28:30.908>run-of-the-mill,<00:28:32.868> you<00:28:33.068> know,<00:28:33.198> human-looking
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  person<00:28:34.348> who<00:28:34.508> can<00:28:34.668> also<00:28:34.918> sing<00:28:35.118> and<00:28:35.188> dance.
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  Like,<00:28:35.678> he<00:28:35.958> is,<00:28:36.108> like,<00:28:36.298> very <00:28:36.728>specifically<00:28:37.628> a<00:28:37.878> babe
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  Emily: he's<00:28:39.276> a<00:28:39.416> CW<00:28:39.876> actor.
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  Alison: He's<00:28:40.644> a<00:28:40.964> CW<00:28:41.094> actor.
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: and<00:28:42.656> for<00:28:42.906> me,<00:28:43.956> he's <00:28:44.316>also<00:28:44.936> wearing<00:28:45.756> a<00:28:45.886> shirt.
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  Did<00:28:46.526> you<00:28:46.606> notice<00:28:46.906> his<00:28:47.056> shirt?
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  Emily: I<00:28:48.056> was<00:28:48.386> barely<00:28:48.796> paying <00:28:49.006>attention<00:28:49.386> to<00:28:49.456> these<00:28:49.656> scenes,<00:28:50.286> so<00:28:50.306> no
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  Alison: Mandy,<00:28:50.720> you<00:28:50.830> notice<00:28:51.140> his<00:28:51.280> shirt?
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  Mandy: I<00:28:52.360> did<00:28:52.550> not.
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  I<00:28:53.230> don't<00:28:53.390> think<00:28:53.570> I<00:28:53.670> paid <00:28:53.880>attention<00:28:54.210> to<00:28:54.290> that<00:28:54.430> either
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  Alison: He<00:28:55.210> is<00:28:55.370> wearing<00:28:55.810> a<00:28:55.960> T-shirt<00:28:56.460> and<00:28:56.570> then <00:28:56.750>there's<00:28:56.890> like<00:28:57.010> a<00:28:57.110> flannel<00:28:57.490> over<00:28:57.760> it,<00:28:58.100> but<00:28:58.250> he
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  is<00:28:58.510> wearing<00:28:58.750> a<00:28:58.810> T-shirt<00:28:59.200> with<00:28:59.400> a<00:28:59.480> dodo<00:28:59.920> on<00:29:00.100> it
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  Emily: Like<00:29:02.190> bird?
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  Alison: So<00:29:03.550> my<00:29:03.790> entire,<00:29:04.680> like,<00:29:04.950> lens<00:29:05.460> I <00:29:05.570>was<00:29:05.740> seeing<00:29:06.030> this<00:29:06.180> through<00:29:06.830> was,<00:29:07.080> like,<00:29:08.080> not
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  are<00:29:09.000> you<00:29:09.190> going<00:29:09.420> to<00:29:09.480> have<00:29:09.710> sex<00:29:09.960> with<00:29:10.070> Becky?
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  But<00:29:10.970> it's<00:29:11.130> like,<00:29:11.400> are<00:29:11.600> you<00:29:11.820> looking<00:29:12.410> to <00:29:12.740>take<00:29:12.970> advantage<00:29:13.430> of<00:29:13.560> her<00:29:13.760> across<00:29:14.190> the
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  board<00:29:14.800> because<00:29:15.640> she<00:29:15.870> has<00:29:16.050> Down<00:29:16.280> syndrome?
• 29:17
  Mandy: Uh-huh
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  Emily: sure
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  Alison: not<00:29:19.260> just<00:29:19.720> like...<00:29:20.830> There<00:29:21.060> was
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: it<00:29:22.500> that<00:29:22.590> was<00:29:22.790> like,<00:29:23.460> you<00:29:23.840> are <00:29:23.980>too<00:29:24.360> forgiving<00:29:25.040> about<00:29:25.340> everything.
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  You<00:29:26.220> are<00:29:26.420> too,<00:29:26.990> like...<00:29:27.830> You<00:29:27.990> know,<00:29:28.120> we'll
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  Mandy: I<00:29:28.560> did,
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  Alison: later,
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  Mandy: yeah
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  Alison: about<00:29:30.780> sex.
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  Maybe<00:29:31.630> it's<00:29:31.760> just<00:29:31.970> about<00:29:32.180> sex.
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  but,<00:29:33.830> like,<00:29:34.880> the<00:29:35.020> whole <00:29:35.450>thing<00:29:35.800> gave<00:29:36.090> me<00:29:36.360> big<00:29:37.230> wiggles.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: Ugh,
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  Mandy: I<00:29:39.084> think<00:29:39.284> part<00:29:39.534> of<00:29:39.654> it<00:29:39.824> is<00:29:39.994> also <00:29:40.324>that,<00:29:40.574> like,<00:29:41.334> Becky<00:29:41.734> is<00:29:41.854> someone,
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  obviously<00:29:42.694> she<00:29:42.844> has<00:29:43.054> Down<00:29:43.284> syndrome.
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  We<00:29:44.294> are<00:29:44.354> not<00:29:44.564> really<00:29:44.794> given<00:29:45.134> indication<00:29:46.004> of <00:29:46.184>her<00:29:46.364> level<00:29:46.824> of,<00:29:47.004> like,<00:29:47.374> independent<00:29:48.084> living,
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  Emily: ம்.
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  Alison: idea.
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  Mandy: unless<00:29:49.854> I'm<00:29:50.004> forgetting<00:29:50.434> something.
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  Alison: No
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  Mandy: like,<00:29:51.444> those<00:29:51.714> kind<00:29:51.914> of<00:29:52.034> concerns <00:29:52.574>actually<00:29:52.904> would've<00:29:53.044> been<00:29:53.204> way<00:29:53.554> more<00:29:53.744> valid
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  than<00:29:54.354> sex<00:29:54.764> depending<00:29:55.174> on<00:29:55.364> where<00:29:55.594> she's<00:29:55.904> at<00:29:56.204> in <00:29:56.344>terms<00:29:56.684> of,<00:29:56.824> like,<00:29:57.004> independent<00:29:57.484> living<00:29:57.774> skills.
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  Emily: Right
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  Mandy: but<00:29:59.794> we<00:29:59.974> aren't<00:30:00.224> really<00:30:00.424> told<00:30:00.663> that, <00:30:00.903>and<00:30:01.063> they<00:30:01.243> do<00:30:01.503> just<00:30:01.683> make<00:30:01.833> it<00:30:01.913> about<00:30:02.134> sex
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Totally.
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  Yeah,<00:30:04.420> I<00:30:04.480> mean,<00:30:04.940> we<00:30:05.160> know<00:30:05.520> she <00:30:06.070>is<00:30:06.280> besties<00:30:06.790> with<00:30:07.120> an<00:30:07.270> adult
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: which<00:30:09.522> alert,
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: don't<00:30:12.702> know<00:30:13.052> that<00:30:13.182> we<00:30:13.272> ever<00:30:13.462> see <00:30:13.742>her<00:30:13.932> at<00:30:14.072> home<00:30:14.542> outside<00:30:14.932> of<00:30:15.022> the<00:30:15.112> school.
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  I<00:30:15.672> don't<00:30:15.872> remember
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  Alison: Me<00:30:17.044> neither
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  Mandy: I<00:30:17.870> don't<00:30:18.020> recall <00:30:18.320>anything<00:30:18.660> like<00:30:18.820> that<00:30:19.910> Oh,<00:30:20.150> he<00:30:20.320> does
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  Alison: Can<00:30:20.606> you<00:30:20.746> remind<00:30:21.096> us <00:30:21.246>what<00:30:21.386> episode<00:30:21.696> that<00:30:21.796> was<00:30:21.916> in?
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  like<00:30:23.166> they're,<00:30:23.636> you<00:30:23.846> know,<00:30:24.246> the,<00:30:24.636> they <00:30:24.836>make<00:30:25.006> this<00:30:25.156> whole<00:30:25.386> thing<00:30:25.606> about<00:30:25.896> like,<00:30:26.486> that
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  And<00:30:32.476> it's,
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
• 30:32
  Alison: like,<00:30:33.386> I,
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  Emily: And<00:30:33.838> that's<00:30:34.018> not<00:30:34.278> really<00:30:34.648> the<00:30:34.768> thing
• 30:35
  Alison: And<00:30:35.406> that's<00:30:35.636> not<00:30:35.996> the,<00:30:36.296> like<00:30:36.516> what?
• 30:37
  No.
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  And<00:30:38.636> to<00:30:39.106> Darryl's<00:30:39.926> credit,<00:30:40.406> I <00:30:40.516>guess,<00:30:40.986> he's<00:30:41.206> like,<00:30:42.036> " First<00:30:42.346> of
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  Emily: He<00:30:42.726> Uno<00:30:42.996> reverses<00:30:43.486> them
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: like<00:30:45.006> she's<00:30:45.255> a
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: Like<00:30:46.636> we<00:30:46.826> haven't<00:30:47.075> had<00:30:47.286> sex<00:30:47.556> yet, <00:30:47.815>but<00:30:47.975> like,<00:30:48.185> if<00:30:48.376> we<00:30:48.546> would<00:30:48.915> have<00:30:49.185> sex,<00:30:49.515> then
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  it<00:30:49.746> would<00:30:49.865> be<00:30:50.015> like<00:30:50.306> the<00:30:50.496> same<00:30:50.865> as<00:30:50.986> if<00:30:51.085> you <00:30:51.245>guys<00:30:51.515> had<00:30:51.725> sex."<00:30:52.536> and<00:30:53.105> I<00:30:53.155> think<00:30:53.315> it's<00:30:53.475> Tina
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  who<00:30:54.355> like<00:30:54.565> yells<00:30:54.955> out<00:30:55.075> like,<00:30:55.215> "But<00:30:55.396> it's <00:30:55.595>gross."<00:30:56.335> And<00:30:56.486> I'm<00:30:56.566> like,<00:30:56.695> "First<00:30:56.945> of<00:30:57.056> all,
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  Emily: Right?
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  Alison: is<00:31:10.565> not...<00:31:11.655> Okay,<00:31:12.175> I<00:31:12.296> will<00:31:12.596> say
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  Emily: So<00:31:12.938> polite
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  Alison: If<00:31:14.086> your<00:31:14.336> sex<00:31:14.755> is<00:31:15.826> not<00:31:16.335> including <00:31:16.896>a<00:31:16.946> lot<00:31:17.225> of<00:31:17.345> bodily<00:31:17.775> fluids<00:31:18.256> and<00:31:18.396> is<00:31:18.556> feeling
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Like<00:31:28.115> have <00:31:28.346>whatever<00:31:28.655> sex<00:31:28.865> you<00:31:28.995> want<00:31:29.196> to.
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  Emily: Alison's<00:31:35.505> recommending<00:31:35.945> a<00:31:36.015> rubber<00:31:36.255> mat
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  Alison: You<00:31:37.315> know<00:31:37.455> what?
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  Emily: So<00:31:46.301> yeah
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  Mandy: Oh,<00:31:55.349> yeah.
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  Alison: Like<00:31:56.995> the<00:31:57.145> lead<00:31:57.536> guy<00:31:57.766> from<00:31:57.905> Vocal <00:31:58.205>Adrenaline<00:31:58.725> who<00:31:58.915> like<00:31:59.155> just<00:31:59.725> is<00:31:59.845> trying
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: Like,<00:32:16.029> you've<00:32:16.159> given<00:32:16.399> me <00:32:16.499>no<00:32:16.669> reason<00:32:17.119> not<00:32:17.399> to<00:32:17.549> believe<00:32:17.999> that
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  Emily: Yep
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  Alison: So<00:32:20.949> like,<00:32:21.599> it<00:32:21.659> was<00:32:21.759> weird.
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  Alison: Oh,<00:32:32.229> we'll<00:32:32.409> do <00:32:32.559>more<00:32:32.719> of<00:32:32.779> that<00:32:32.969> here<00:32:33.159> later
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  Emily: You<00:32:34.259> didn't<00:32:34.519> quite<00:32:34.829> get<00:32:35.029> to,<00:32:35.529> get<00:32:35.739> to<00:32:35.879> it.
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Emily,<00:32:40.191> what<00:32:40.291> did<00:32:40.401> you<00:32:40.491> think<00:32:40.621> the<00:32:40.731> song<00:32:40.961> was?
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  Emily: This<00:32:41.707> is<00:32:42.007> Will<00:32:42.327> You<00:32:42.487> Love <00:32:42.687>Me<00:32:42.797> Tomorrow,<00:32:43.267> Head<00:32:43.457> Over<00:32:43.647> Feet.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: had<00:33:08.299> no<00:33:08.429> character<00:33:08.769> development
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  Mandy: This<00:33:09.607> is<00:33:09.737> true
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  Emily: kind<00:33:10.550> of<00:33:10.710> looking<00:33:11.010> like<00:33:11.159> Blaine,
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  Alison: And
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  Emily: with<00:33:12.499> the<00:33:12.599> little...<00:33:13.569> Right,
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  Mandy: é<00:33:14.221> verdade
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  Emily: them<00:33:14.670> the<00:33:14.740> incest<00:33:15.099> twins, <00:33:15.459>but,<00:33:16.389> you<00:33:16.549> know,<00:33:16.809> whatever.
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  Alison: whatever
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  Emily: I<00:33:18.169> had<00:33:18.389> it<00:33:18.509> as,<00:33:18.650> like,<00:33:19.049> are<00:33:19.229> we <00:33:19.379>supposed<00:33:19.629> to<00:33:19.689> have<00:33:19.889> a<00:33:19.929> little,<00:33:20.199> like,
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  Right.
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  but<00:33:28.370> instead<00:33:29.389> we<00:33:29.650> get<00:33:29.970> more<00:33:30.339> Claine.
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  Mandy: Yes
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  Alison: we<00:33:32.377> do<00:33:32.607> also<00:33:32.927> get<00:33:33.077> a <00:33:33.127>little<00:33:33.377> bit<00:33:33.527> of<00:33:33.637> Jaden<00:33:33.917> Mason
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  Emily: There's<00:33:34.881> a<00:33:34.961> little<00:33:35.241> like,
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  mm
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  Alison: there's<00:33:36.719> at<00:33:36.849> one<00:33:37.029> point <00:33:37.309>where<00:33:37.529> Jane<00:33:37.809> is<00:33:37.949> like,<00:33:38.509> like,<00:33:38.819> like
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  brushing<00:33:39.589> her<00:33:39.769> hands<00:33:40.279> like<00:33:40.399> all
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: Mason's<00:33:41.369> shoulders,<00:33:41.869> and<00:33:42.069> my
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  Mandy: Uhum
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  Alison: like,<00:33:42.749> "I'm<00:33:42.949> just<00:33:43.099> waiting<00:33:43.369> for<00:33:43.479> the <00:33:43.599>sister<00:33:43.889> to<00:33:44.009> jump<00:33:44.229> up<00:33:44.369> and<00:33:44.449> like<00:33:44.669> tackle<00:33:45.109> her."
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:33:46.409> that<00:33:46.629> one's<00:33:46.929> for<00:33:47.089> me
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  Alison: also<00:33:48.329> the<00:33:48.429> whole<00:33:48.749> clean<00:33:49.069> montage.
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  The
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: montage<00:33:52.103> and<00:33:52.133> he's<00:33:52.273> looking<00:33:52.583> so <00:33:52.783>sad<00:33:53.573> and<00:33:53.703> he's<00:33:53.883> thinking<00:33:54.233> about<00:33:54.543> his<00:33:54.763> first
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  proposal<00:34:00.023> and<00:34:00.143> the<00:34:00.243> fight<00:34:00.513> outside<00:34:00.953> Scandals
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  Mandy: Ugh,<00:34:02.683> the<00:34:02.793> fight<00:34:03.033> outside <00:34:03.343>Scandal's<00:34:03.773> got<00:34:04.003> me<00:34:04.133> for<00:34:04.263> some<00:34:04.443> reason.
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  I<00:34:05.118> was<00:34:05.333> like,<00:34:05.548> "Oh,<00:34:05.763> I<00:34:05.773> forgot
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  Emily: it's<00:34:06.569> like
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  Mandy: about<00:34:06.773> that."
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  Emily: bow<00:34:07.573> tie<00:34:08.203> and,
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: his<00:34:09.807> little<00:34:10.017> twirly<00:34:10.387> twirl
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  Alison: Ugh.
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  Emily: and<00:34:12.157> the<00:34:12.257> single <00:34:13.167>perfect<00:34:13.657> tear<00:34:14.097> that<00:34:14.267> Kurt
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: I
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  Emily: It's...
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  Alison: really<00:34:16.379> sad
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  Emily: Wesley's<00:34:17.425> sad<00:34:17.715> too.
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  Why<00:34:18.365> are<00:34:18.525> you<00:34:18.725> so<00:34:19.175> vocal<00:34:19.695> today?
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  Ew.
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  Emily: Seconds
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  Mandy: than<00:35:00.005> like,<00:35:00.405> yeah.
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  Emily: More
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  Mandy: more<00:35:08.335> time."<00:35:09.005> Yeah.
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  Emily: He<00:35:10.417> didn't<00:35:10.617> do<00:35:10.747> a<00:35:10.817> compliment<00:35:11.297> sandwich
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:35:13.627> and<00:35:13.817> Rachel's<00:35:14.157> like,<00:35:14.347> "You <00:35:14.497>should<00:35:14.697> go<00:35:14.867> home."<00:35:15.877> It's<00:35:15.947> like<00:35:16.107> you're
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  Mandy: Yes
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: yeah.
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  So<00:35:24.547> he's<00:35:24.777> having<00:35:25.057> a<00:35:25.177> rough<00:35:25.397> time.
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  you<00:35:26.587> deep<00:35:26.807> in<00:35:26.907> his<00:35:27.097> feels <00:35:27.597>about<00:35:27.927> Blaine<00:35:28.507> and,<00:35:29.097> it's,
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  Mandy: It,
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  Emily: for<00:35:30.037> him
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  Mandy: it<00:35:30.897> definitely<00:35:31.447> makes<00:35:31.727> me<00:35:31.937> less<00:35:32.297> angry <00:35:32.767>at<00:35:32.917> Kurt<00:35:33.477> for<00:35:33.957> how<00:35:34.157> the<00:35:34.267> breakup<00:35:34.617> happened.
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  I,<00:35:35.387> I<00:35:35.487> feel<00:35:35.667> like<00:35:35.797> we're<00:35:35.887> getting<00:35:36.147> an <00:35:36.277>adequate<00:35:36.777> amount<00:35:37.287> of<00:35:37.467> Kurt<00:35:37.817> suffering
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: after,<00:35:39.737> like,<00:35:40.147> blowing <00:35:40.517>up<00:35:40.647> that<00:35:40.797> relationship
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  Emily: Okay.
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  Good,<00:35:42.577> good,<00:35:42.707> good.
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  I'm<00:35:43.637> still<00:35:43.817> mad.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  I<00:35:45.097> think<00:35:45.327> I<00:35:45.397> had<00:35:45.607> less<00:35:45.837> of<00:35:45.957> a<00:35:45.997> distance <00:35:46.447>to<00:35:46.577> go<00:35:47.167> than<00:35:47.417> you<00:35:47.557> to<00:35:47.657> begin<00:35:47.897> with.
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  Emily: I<00:35:48.651> feel<00:35:49.031> like<00:35:49.351> he<00:35:49.801> did <00:35:49.941>not<00:35:50.121> treat<00:35:50.341> Blaine<00:35:50.571> very<00:35:50.781> well<00:35:51.161> to
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  Mandy: He<00:35:51.537> didn't,<00:35:52.247> but,<00:35:53.047> but <00:35:53.237>yeah,<00:35:53.407> he<00:35:53.567> is<00:35:53.717> getting<00:35:54.057> his<00:35:54.277> medicine
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  Emily: He<00:35:55.221> is,<00:35:55.491> he<00:35:55.641> is<00:35:55.791> indeed.
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  Alison: And<00:36:22.271> I,<00:36:23.041> for<00:36:23.451> a<00:36:23.511> moment<00:36:24.121> before <00:36:24.651>remembering<00:36:25.461> where<00:36:25.781> this<00:36:26.021> goes,<00:36:26.501> was<00:36:26.661> like,
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  "Oh,<00:36:27.461> what<00:36:27.751> an<00:36:27.971> interesting<00:36:28.991> plot<00:36:29.411> line.
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  What<00:36:30.361> good<00:36:30.761> character <00:36:31.331>development<00:36:31.961> opportunities.
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  Like,<00:36:33.451> this<00:36:33.821> could<00:36:34.031> be<00:36:34.401> super<00:36:35.031> interesting.
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  Don't<00:36:36.171> fuck<00:36:36.401> it<00:36:36.531> up,<00:36:36.761> Sue."
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: actually<00:36:39.289> had,<00:36:39.599> 'cause<00:36:39.889> I<00:36:40.019> don't, <00:36:40.309>like,<00:36:40.559> I<00:36:40.759> know<00:36:41.159> a<00:36:41.269> couple<00:36:41.639> of<00:36:41.729> things<00:36:42.029> that
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Mandy: was<00:36:49.459> like,<00:36:49.619> "Oh,<00:36:49.729> I<00:36:49.839> don't <00:36:50.029>remember<00:36:50.409> this.<00:36:50.709> I<00:36:50.769> guess<00:36:50.949> it<00:36:51.029> got
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  overshadowed<00:36:51.759> by<00:36:51.849> the<00:36:51.989> other<00:36:52.229> stuff."<00:36:52.939> No
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  Alison: the<00:36:53.455> other<00:36:53.725> stuff
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  Emily: have<00:36:55.125> been<00:36:55.415> interesting
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: interesting
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  Emily: And<00:36:58.817> Sue<00:36:59.037> was<00:36:59.197> like,<00:36:59.407> "I'm <00:36:59.697>gonna<00:36:59.867> do<00:37:00.097> everything<00:37:00.727> I<00:37:00.837> fucking
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  can<00:37:01.407> to<00:37:01.487> help<00:37:01.757> you."<00:37:01.847> And<00:37:01.957> I<00:37:01.987> was<00:37:02.077> like, <00:37:02.217>"See,<00:37:02.357> that's<00:37:02.617> the<00:37:02.747> Sue<00:37:03.037> that<00:37:03.197> I<00:37:03.297> like."
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:37:04.371> I<00:37:04.511> know
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  Mandy: when<00:37:05.589> Sue<00:37:05.889> reacted<00:37:06.379> like <00:37:06.579>that<00:37:06.869> is<00:37:07.019> when<00:37:07.189> I<00:37:07.259> was<00:37:07.439> like,<00:37:07.629> "Oh,
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  this<00:37:08.109> is<00:37:08.249> not<00:37:08.429> the<00:37:08.519> story<00:37:08.829> then."
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  You're<00:37:10.939> like,<00:37:11.109> "Oh,<00:37:11.319> it's<00:37:11.519> too<00:37:11.699> nice."
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  I<00:37:12.973> was<00:37:13.063> like,<00:37:13.223> "Nah,<00:37:13.653> there's <00:37:13.973>some...<00:37:14.433> The<00:37:14.573> twist<00:37:14.893> is<00:37:14.983> coming
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  Emily: is<00:37:15.745> it's<00:37:15.925> time<00:37:16.145> for<00:37:16.255> Becky<00:37:16.705> to <00:37:16.875>perform<00:37:18.055> with<00:37:18.495> Tina<00:37:18.835> and<00:37:18.995> Quinn<00:37:19.505> for<00:37:19.745> Daryl,
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  and<00:37:20.915> they're<00:37:21.015> gonna<00:37:21.185> do<00:37:21.655> So<00:37:21.925> Far<00:37:22.185> Away.
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  my<00:37:23.125> note<00:37:23.495> here<00:37:23.985> was<00:37:24.715> that<00:37:26.045> they<00:37:26.655> picked <00:37:27.015>this<00:37:27.315> song<00:37:28.635> because<00:37:29.045> they<00:37:29.205> were<00:37:30.335> alumnis
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  And<00:37:37.575> it's<00:37:37.775> not<00:37:38.035> a<00:37:38.115> mashup.
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  And,<00:37:39.555> and<00:37:39.895> in<00:37:40.235> the<00:37:40.445> show,<00:37:40.995> they<00:37:41.145> never<00:37:41.365> get<00:37:41.485> to <00:37:41.555>finish<00:37:41.825> the<00:37:41.915> song<00:37:42.185> because<00:37:42.445> Becky<00:37:42.735> runs<00:37:42.985> out.
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  It's<00:37:47.845> just<00:37:48.035> that<00:37:48.195> Becky<00:37:48.765> runs<00:37:49.135> out<00:37:49.325> before <00:37:49.595>she<00:37:49.785> can<00:37:49.915> perform<00:37:50.395> because<00:37:50.705> she<00:37:50.875> can't<00:37:51.545> sing.
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  Alison: 'cause<00:37:52.473> she<00:37:52.663> can't<00:37:52.893> perform
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  Emily: And<00:37:53.895> that's<00:37:54.035> fine.
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  Like,<00:37:54.515> she<00:37:54.605> doesn't<00:37:54.765> have<00:37:54.955> to<00:37:55.045> be<00:37:55.125> able<00:37:55.295> to<00:37:55.425> sing.
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  That's<00:37:55.815> not<00:37:55.905> her<00:37:56.025> job<00:37:56.355> on<00:37:56.455> the<00:37:56.535> show.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  It's<00:37:57.345> not<00:37:57.385> her<00:37:57.495> job
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  Emily: so<00:37:58.555> Britt,<00:37:58.995> Santana,<00:37:59.455> Quinn,<00:38:00.185> and <00:38:00.665>Tina<00:38:01.525> confront<00:38:02.015> Becky<00:38:02.415> about<00:38:02.735> running
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  in<00:38:08.055> relationships<00:38:08.835> over<00:38:09.405> the<00:38:09.535> years.
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  which<00:38:10.965> are<00:38:11.375> kinda<00:38:11.575> funny.
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  Alison: Yep
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  Emily: And<00:38:13.487> a<00:38:13.527> like,<00:38:13.707> man,<00:38:13.857> you<00:38:13.957> guys<00:38:14.147> are <00:38:14.217>maybe,<00:38:14.467> like,<00:38:14.638> all<00:38:14.848> terrible<00:38:15.237> partners.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: who<00:38:16.821> was<00:38:16.941> it<00:38:17.081> that<00:38:17.201> was <00:38:17.362>like,<00:38:17.681> "And<00:38:17.871> I'm<00:38:18.051> straight"?
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  Was<00:38:18.571> that<00:38:18.711> Quinn?
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  Who<00:38:19.841> said<00:38:20.051> that?
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  Mandy: Wait,<00:38:21.027> did<00:38:21.197> Quinn<00:38:21.437> say<00:38:21.587> that?
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  I<00:38:22.327> don't<00:38:22.797> remember
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  Emily: I<00:38:23.261> feel<00:38:23.572> like<00:38:23.672> it<00:38:23.761> was<00:38:23.921> Quinn<00:38:24.171> who<00:38:24.241> was <00:38:24.371>like,<00:38:24.591> "And<00:38:24.701> I<00:38:24.781> said<00:38:24.971> I'm<00:38:25.091> straight."<00:38:25.511> I<00:38:25.621> think
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: was<00:38:26.091> Quinn
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  Alison: No,<00:38:27.101> I<00:38:27.221> think<00:38:27.321> that<00:38:27.351> was<00:38:27.451> Saint<00:38:27.621> Hannah
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  Emily: Was<00:38:28.401> it?
• 38:28
  Hmm.
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  Alison: It<00:38:29.261> should<00:38:29.421> have<00:38:29.501> been <00:38:29.641>Quinn,<00:38:29.931> but<00:38:30.071> I<00:38:30.141> think<00:38:30.311> it<00:38:30.381> was<00:38:30.461> Santana.
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  Emily: Okay,<00:38:31.773> maybe<00:38:31.973> I<00:38:32.033> just <00:38:32.183>heard<00:38:32.363> what<00:38:32.463> I<00:38:32.503> wanted<00:38:32.773> to<00:38:32.853> hear.
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  Alison: Yes
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  Emily: so<00:38:34.523> Santana's<00:38:34.943> like,<00:38:35.103> "Listen, <00:38:35.403>you're<00:38:35.883> not<00:38:36.123> a<00:38:36.163> catch.<00:38:36.513> You're<00:38:36.703> lazy
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  and<00:38:37.353> you're<00:38:37.453> shitty<00:38:37.723> to<00:38:37.813> be<00:38:37.953> around,<00:38:38.313> but <00:38:38.443>listen,<00:38:38.693> you<00:38:38.833> still<00:38:39.043> found<00:38:39.283> somebody,"
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:38:40.597> that's
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  Emily: which<00:38:41.283> I<00:38:41.353> think<00:38:41.533> is, <00:38:41.643>like,<00:38:41.763> the<00:38:41.863> greatest<00:38:42.353> affirmation
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  It's<00:38:43.945> like<00:38:44.075> you<00:38:44.245> still<00:38:44.485> suck<00:38:45.045> and
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: loves<00:38:46.925> you<00:38:47.045> anyway
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  Emily: Yes,<00:38:48.345> especially<00:38:48.735> since<00:38:48.975> TV<00:38:49.205> shows <00:38:49.855>like<00:38:50.115> refuse<00:38:50.555> to<00:38:50.645> have<00:38:51.005> aroace<00:38:51.555> characters.
• 38:52
  Alison: Yes
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  Emily: like,<00:38:54.445> you<00:38:54.675> still<00:38:54.885> have<00:38:55.075> to<00:38:55.725> like
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: shittiest<00:38:57.415> of<00:38:57.525> characters <00:38:57.985>has<00:38:58.205> to<00:38:58.295> find<00:38:58.655> somebody.
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  just<00:39:00.265> have<00:39:00.495> a<00:39:00.555> non-hooked<00:39:01.235> up<00:39:01.415> character.
• 39:02
  Can't<00:39:02.465> have<00:39:02.625> that.
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  and<00:39:04.065> so<00:39:04.175> Santana's<00:39:04.565> like,<00:39:04.725> "Listen,<00:39:04.905> you <00:39:04.965>have<00:39:05.045> to<00:39:05.135> tell<00:39:05.275> the<00:39:05.345> truth."<00:39:05.755> Oh,<00:39:05.835> no,<00:39:06.035> I
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  think<00:39:06.225> it's<00:39:06.355> Tina<00:39:06.695> who's<00:39:06.875> like,<00:39:07.475> "And<00:39:07.625> then <00:39:07.725>your<00:39:07.855> relationship<00:39:08.475> can<00:39:08.665> really<00:39:08.985> start."
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  Alison: Sure<00:39:10.255> thing,<00:39:10.535> Tina
• 39:11
  Emily: Tina<00:39:11.895> Cohen,<00:39:12.665> sure<00:39:13.275> thing.
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  and<00:39:14.425> then<00:39:14.505> we<00:39:14.605> do<00:39:14.765> get<00:39:15.185> a <00:39:15.305>Kurt<00:39:15.495> and<00:39:15.575> Rachel<00:39:15.865> apology.
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  Although<00:39:16.655> of-<00:39:16.875> again,<00:39:17.445> Kurt's<00:39:17.715> been <00:39:17.765>apologizing<00:39:18.295> a<00:39:18.335> lot,<00:39:19.375> but<00:39:19.535> it's<00:39:19.655> fair.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: kind<00:39:20.915> of
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: But<00:39:23.561> on<00:39:23.761> his<00:39:24.001> side,<00:39:24.781> Jane<00:39:25.052> and<00:39:25.162> Mason <00:39:25.571>did<00:39:25.791> come<00:39:25.962> up<00:39:26.122> to<00:39:26.241> Rachel<00:39:26.751> to<00:39:26.871> be<00:39:27.011> like,
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  Alison: there's<00:39:39.190> only<00:39:39.520> four<00:39:39.910> of<00:39:40.050> you,<00:39:40.410> you
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  Emily: I...
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  Alison: currently<00:39:41.620> qualify<00:39:42.440> under<00:39:42.760> Ohio,
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Glee<00:39:44.970> Club
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: How<00:39:46.100> much<00:39:46.300> do<00:39:46.360> they<00:39:46.490> need?
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  Like,<00:39:47.040> 12?
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  Alison: 12?
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  Yeah.
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  Emily: You're<00:39:49.280> so
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  Alison: Eight<00:39:49.880> hot<00:39:50.060> Cheerios
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  Emily: Kitty,<00:39:51.699> I<00:39:51.809> guess
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  Alison: She<00:39:53.079> can<00:39:53.179> be<00:39:53.289> a<00:39:53.329> hot<00:39:53.509> Cheerio
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  Emily: So,<00:39:55.559> so<00:39:55.739> yeah.
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  So<00:39:56.539> we<00:39:56.669> have<00:39:56.789> to<00:39:56.889> come<00:39:57.019> back<00:39:57.219> to, <00:39:57.619>to<00:39:57.749> Beast<00:39:58.719> reveal<00:40:00.269> the<00:40:00.429> reveal.
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  And<00:40:02.489> Sue<00:40:02.829> has<00:40:02.999> called<00:40:03.449> Sam<00:40:03.769> in<00:40:04.229> to<00:40:04.369> be <00:40:04.519>like,<00:40:04.759> "Listen,<00:40:05.749> your<00:40:05.939> coach<00:40:06.969> has
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  I<00:40:10.869> don't<00:40:11.029> have<00:40:11.159> cancer.
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  I<00:40:13.210> have<00:40:13.410> a<00:40:13.460> diagnosis<00:40:14.230> of <00:40:14.370>gender<00:40:15.210> dysphoria."<00:40:16.290> And
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  Alison: Sam<00:40:17.854> gets<00:40:18.294> to<00:40:18.434> teach<00:40:18.824> the <00:40:18.984>audience<00:40:19.524> what<00:40:19.684> gender<00:40:19.994> dysphoria<00:40:20.584> is
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  Emily: He<00:40:21.512> sure<00:40:21.782> does.
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  Little<00:40:22.622> nugget.
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  And<00:40:24.172> Beast<00:40:24.452> is<00:40:24.552> going<00:40:24.732> to<00:40:24.802> transition<00:40:26.162> to<00:40:26.342> male.
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  And<00:40:27.522> Sam,<00:40:28.242> speaking<00:40:28.682> for<00:40:28.802> the <00:40:28.932>audience,<00:40:29.442> is<00:40:29.662> like,<00:40:29.932> "I<00:40:30.072> feel<00:40:30.292> like
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  this<00:40:30.612> is<00:40:30.762> coming<00:40:31.072> out<00:40:31.142> of<00:40:31.282> nowhere."
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  Alison: Because<00:40:32.762> this<00:40:32.942> is <00:40:33.102>coming<00:40:33.532> out<00:40:33.632> of<00:40:33.812> nowhere.
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  And<00:40:34.402> they
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: so<00:40:35.602> hard<00:40:36.132> to, <00:40:36.322>like,<00:40:36.542> retcon<00:40:37.482> it,<00:40:37.822> right?
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  Mandy: They<00:40:38.972> literally<00:40:39.442> had<00:40:39.562> an <00:40:39.662>entire<00:40:40.202> storyline<00:40:40.862> about<00:40:41.112> the<00:40:41.282> opposite
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  Emily: Mm-hmm
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  Alison: Yes.
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  and<00:40:43.480> it's,<00:40:43.740> you<00:40:43.910> know<00:40:44.020> what?
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  I<00:40:45.220> cannot<00:40:45.830> trust<00:40:46.210> the<00:40:46.330> writers,<00:40:46.880> but <00:40:47.090>my<00:40:47.270> heart<00:40:47.700> wants<00:40:48.140> to<00:40:48.270> trust<00:40:48.660> Beast.
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  Emily: Sure.
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: My<00:40:51.748> heart<00:40:52.178> wants<00:40:52.488> to<00:40:52.578> trust<00:40:52.908> Beast.
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  Like,<00:40:53.408> okay,<00:40:53.848> Beast,<00:40:54.288> if<00:40:54.498> you<00:40:54.908> didn't <00:40:55.208>feel<00:40:55.528> like<00:40:55.738> you<00:40:55.928> could<00:40:56.138> say<00:40:56.338> anything
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  until<00:40:57.248> right<00:40:57.618> now,<00:40:58.028> like,<00:40:58.428> okay,<00:40:59.268> I<00:40:59.548> will
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  Emily: Right
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  Alison: But<00:41:00.498> the<00:41:00.608> writers,<00:41:01.208> you <00:41:01.788>wrote<00:41:02.138> a<00:41:02.208> shitty<00:41:02.528> storyline,<00:41:03.188> and<00:41:03.398> this
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Like,<00:41:05.588> listen,<00:41:05.888> I'm<00:41:06.078> not<00:41:06.188> gonna <00:41:06.378>tell<00:41:06.538> a<00:41:06.588> trans<00:41:06.878> character<00:41:07.298> who
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  they<00:41:07.628> are<00:41:07.838> and<00:41:07.938> who<00:41:08.068> they<00:41:08.218> aren't,
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: especially<00:41:10.274> now.
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  However,<00:41:12.314> writers,<00:41:13.234> you<00:41:13.634> did<00:41:13.774> not <00:41:13.994>plant<00:41:14.364> seeds<00:41:14.774> for<00:41:14.924> this<00:41:15.204> at<00:41:15.364> all.
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  You,<00:41:16.304> in<00:41:16.474> fact,<00:41:16.894> told<00:41:17.324> us<00:41:18.354> that <00:41:18.574>Shannon<00:41:18.964> Beast<00:41:19.524> hated<00:41:20.344> not<00:41:20.684> feeling
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: loved<00:41:23.164> and<00:41:23.314> appreciated <00:41:23.864>like<00:41:24.034> a<00:41:24.094> girly<00:41:24.104> girl
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  Mandy: It,<00:41:25.294> it's<00:41:25.434> just <00:41:25.734>like,<00:41:25.864> it's<00:41:26.084> so<00:41:26.304> perplexing.
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  Like,<00:41:27.054> did<00:41:27.284> they<00:41:27.674> just<00:41:28.124> forget<00:41:28.784> that<00:41:28.974> they<00:41:29.134> have <00:41:29.294>used,<00:41:30.644> like,<00:41:31.444> gender<00:41:32.034> issues<00:41:32.604> and<00:41:32.804> Beast<00:41:33.294> in
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  a<00:41:33.854> pretty<00:41:34.404> substantial<00:41:34.924> storyline<00:41:35.344> before?
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: probably.
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  Because<00:41:38.074> I<00:41:38.184> think<00:41:38.404> they<00:41:38.534> look<00:41:38.824> at<00:41:39.014> the<00:41:39.224> actress <00:41:39.964>and<00:41:40.214> think,<00:41:41.244> " We're<00:41:41.444> just<00:41:41.654> gonna<00:41:41.824> use<00:41:42.094> a
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  non-traditional<00:41:42.964> body<00:41:43.294> type<00:41:43.864> for<00:41:44.074> everything.
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  We're<00:41:45.494> just...<00:41:45.814> Anything<00:41:46.244> that<00:41:46.314> we've<00:41:46.524> got, <00:41:46.784>we're<00:41:46.904> gonna<00:41:47.084> use<00:41:47.344> Shannon<00:41:47.684> Beiste<00:41:48.804> because
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  we<00:41:49.174> have<00:41:49.284> a<00:41:49.314> non,<00:41:49.904> a<00:41:50.004> non-traditional <00:41:50.874>looking<00:41:51.174> woman<00:41:51.424> on<00:41:51.534> the<00:41:51.614> show."
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  Alison: Ugh.
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  Emily: And<00:41:53.354> like,<00:41:53.604> fuck<00:41:54.024> you.
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  could<00:41:55.334> have<00:41:55.724> done,<00:41:56.434> you<00:41:56.624> could<00:41:56.754> have <00:41:56.964>brought<00:41:57.254> in<00:41:57.904> a<00:41:58.004> trans<00:41:58.414> actor<00:41:59.474> and<00:41:59.644> done<00:41:59.834> a
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  storyline<00:42:01.154> and,<00:42:01.814> and<00:42:02.014> done<00:42:02.214> it<00:42:02.424> differently
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  Alison: Or<00:42:03.746> even<00:42:04.166> if<00:42:04.326> you<00:42:04.486> had<00:42:04.656> done <00:42:04.886>this<00:42:05.126> with<00:42:05.496> Beast,<00:42:06.666> could<00:42:06.886> have...
• 42:07
  this<00:42:07.776> didn't<00:42:08.056> have<00:42:08.356> to<00:42:08.486> be<00:42:08.836> a,<00:42:09.026> "I<00:42:09.316> just <00:42:09.606>thought<00:42:09.856> of<00:42:09.946> it<00:42:10.056> in<00:42:10.196> season<00:42:10.536> six."
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  Emily: Mm-hmm
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  Alison: This<00:42:12.166> could've<00:42:12.406> been<00:42:12.736> an, <00:42:12.916>"I<00:42:13.116> thought<00:42:13.366> about<00:42:13.616> in<00:42:13.866> season<00:42:14.216> four."
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  Emily: Also,<00:42:15.654> we<00:42:15.784> had<00:42:15.944> Unique.
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  Alison: We<00:42:17.412> did
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  Emily: Like,<00:42:18.474> why<00:42:19.164> you<00:42:19.414> sent<00:42:19.744> Unique<00:42:20.244> away?
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  and<00:42:22.064> I<00:42:22.134> mean,<00:42:22.744> I<00:42:22.844> guess<00:42:23.254> that's<00:42:23.534> more <00:42:23.684>of<00:42:23.764> a<00:42:23.794> non-binary<00:42:24.864> character<00:42:25.554> than<00:42:25.824> a
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  Mandy: Yeah<00:42:27.260> But<00:42:27.440> still<00:42:27.820> they<00:42:28.340> like
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  Alison: it<00:42:29.306> came<00:42:29.516> out<00:42:29.606> of <00:42:29.766>like<00:42:29.966> the<00:42:30.236> Mystic<00:42:30.806> Cape.
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  It<00:42:31.186> came<00:42:31.376> out<00:42:31.446> of<00:42:31.626> left<00:42:32.006> field
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: I<00:42:34.112> mean,<00:42:34.602> was<00:42:35.122> this<00:42:35.342> just<00:42:35.602> on <00:42:35.942>someone's<00:42:36.492> like<00:42:36.682> to-do<00:42:36.992> list<00:42:37.212> for<00:42:37.342> plot
• 42:37
  lines<00:42:37.882> and<00:42:38.012> they<00:42:38.072> were<00:42:38.172> like,<00:42:38.302> "Oh<00:42:38.382> shit, <00:42:38.602>we<00:42:38.712> only<00:42:38.862> have<00:42:38.982> a<00:42:39.022> few<00:42:39.202> episodes<00:42:39.552> left.
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  Who<00:42:39.932> can<00:42:40.092> we<00:42:40.222> like<00:42:40.482> shove<00:42:40.702> this<00:42:40.872> on?"
• 42:41
  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: And<00:42:42.674> like<00:42:42.814> great,<00:42:43.044> I<00:42:43.074> mean, <00:42:43.294>representation<00:42:43.974> is<00:42:44.124> great<00:42:44.534> and<00:42:44.994> different
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  character<00:42:46.234> types<00:42:46.564> are<00:42:46.674> great,<00:42:47.004> and<00:42:47.144> having <00:42:47.364>a<00:42:47.404> trans<00:42:47.664> character<00:42:47.924> on<00:42:48.004> the<00:42:48.074> show<00:42:48.354> is<00:42:48.504> great.
• 42:49
  But
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  Mandy: really<00:42:50.324> weird<00:42:50.814> also<00:42:51.174> to <00:42:51.304>go<00:42:51.494> with<00:42:51.754> the<00:42:52.214> most<00:42:52.904> like,<00:42:54.284> like
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  masculine<00:42:55.824> woman<00:42:56.234> on<00:42:56.414> the<00:42:56.484> show.
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Mandy: like,<00:42:58.004> yeah,<00:42:58.344> it<00:42:58.454> feels<00:42:58.804> reductive.
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  I<00:42:59.554> don't<00:42:59.724> know<00:42:59.964> enough<00:43:00.314> to<00:43:00.594> like, <00:43:01.284>speak<00:43:01.674> on<00:43:01.804> the<00:43:01.904> topic,<00:43:02.514> but<00:43:03.014> from<00:43:03.254> a
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  Emily: my
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  Mandy: gut<00:43:03.934> perspective,<00:43:04.804> yeah
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  Emily: it<00:43:05.482> does<00:43:05.812> feel<00:43:06.502> not<00:43:07.232> quite
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  Mandy: It<00:43:07.992> feels<00:43:08.292> great
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  Emily: right
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  Alison: like<00:43:09.606> especially<00:43:10.146> because<00:43:10.836> we're <00:43:11.076>looking<00:43:11.466> at<00:43:11.726> Beast<00:43:12.136> and<00:43:12.386> Sue,<00:43:13.166> two,<00:43:14.406> at
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  the<00:43:14.626> moment,<00:43:15.336> female<00:43:15.756> characters<00:43:16.566> who <00:43:17.616>don't<00:43:18.796> necessarily<00:43:19.676> abide<00:43:20.046> by<00:43:20.206> female,
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  I
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  Emily: norms
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  Mandy: mean,<00:43:24.030> honestly,<00:43:24.940> Sue<00:43:25.310> transitioning <00:43:25.970>would've<00:43:26.190> made<00:43:26.420> more<00:43:26.590> sense<00:43:26.900> because
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  Sue<00:43:27.480> has<00:43:27.830> a<00:43:28.470> storied<00:43:28.890> history<00:43:29.390> of<00:43:29.650> really <00:43:30.040>impulsive,<00:43:30.810> life-altering,<00:43:32.020> like<00:43:32.300> decisions,
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  Alison: Correct.
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  Mandy: like<00:43:34.540> marrying <00:43:34.960>herself<00:43:35.460> and<00:43:35.610> having<00:43:35.900> a<00:43:35.950> baby.
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  Emily: Yep,<00:43:36.976> at<00:43:37.276> the<00:43:37.456> ripe<00:43:37.716> old<00:43:37.866> age<00:43:38.076> of<00:43:38.376> 106.
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  Yeah
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  So<00:43:40.420> like<00:43:40.640> that<00:43:41.050> actually<00:43:41.790> would<00:43:42.060> have<00:43:42.210> made <00:43:42.450>more<00:43:42.650> sense,<00:43:43.530> or<00:43:43.640> at<00:43:43.730> least<00:43:43.970> it<00:43:44.050> wouldn't<00:43:44.350> have
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  been<00:43:44.730> strange<00:43:45.310> that<00:43:45.440> it<00:43:45.530> didn't<00:43:45.760> make<00:43:45.960> sense
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  And<00:43:47.878> like,<00:43:48.208> they've<00:43:48.518> used<00:43:48.938> both<00:43:49.318> Sue<00:43:49.878> and <00:43:50.388>Beast<00:43:51.098> in<00:43:52.208> gender-related<00:43:53.408> storylines.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm
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  Alison: but<00:43:55.878> at<00:43:55.978> the<00:43:56.128> end<00:43:56.358> of<00:43:56.518> it, <00:43:56.748>it<00:43:56.928> was<00:43:57.218> Beast<00:43:57.808> who<00:43:57.988> was<00:43:58.138> like,<00:43:59.008> "I
• 43:59
  just<00:43:59.578> wanna<00:43:59.758> feel<00:43:59.998> like<00:44:00.128> a<00:44:00.178> girl."
• 44:01
  Emily: Mm-hmm.
• 44:01
  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: Sue<00:44:03.226> is<00:44:03.396> the<00:44:03.496> one<00:44:03.796> who<00:44:03.926> is<00:44:04.076> like,<00:44:05.026> "I <00:44:05.216>can<00:44:05.446> do<00:44:05.746> girl,<00:44:06.076> but<00:44:06.226> I'd<00:44:06.356> rather<00:44:06.666> feel<00:44:06.916> like<00:44:07.126> me."
• 44:08
  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: and
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  Mandy: actually<00:44:10.816> would<00:44:10.926> have <00:44:11.026>been<00:44:11.196> the<00:44:11.296> perfect<00:44:11.696> storyline
• 44:12
  Alison: my<00:44:12.540> God,<00:44:12.760> correct.
• 44:13
  Emily: Yeah,<00:44:14.540> for<00:44:14.710> sure
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  Alison: is<00:44:15.500> it<00:44:15.680> Ms.<00:44:16.190> or<00:44:16.390> Mr.?
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  Call<00:44:17.480> me<00:44:17.640> Coach.
• 44:18
  Emily: Mm-hmm.
• 44:19
  Mandy: yeah
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  Alison: It's<00:44:20.312> right<00:44:20.812> there.
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  but<00:44:21.892> I<00:44:21.952> will<00:44:22.252> say<00:44:22.742> somebody <00:44:23.762>had<00:44:23.962> a<00:44:24.012> brain<00:44:24.322> in<00:44:24.462> this<00:44:24.642> room.
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  it's<00:44:25.512> not<00:44:25.792> gonna<00:44:25.972> change<00:44:26.392> who<00:44:26.602> I<00:44:26.672> wanna <00:44:26.932>go<00:44:27.062> to<00:44:27.162> bed<00:44:27.412> with,<00:44:27.922> it's<00:44:28.202> who<00:44:28.432> I<00:44:28.512> wanna<00:44:28.772> to
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: That<00:44:30.244> was<00:44:30.324> a<00:44:30.374> good<00:44:30.524> line
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  Emily: Oh,<00:44:31.144> it's<00:44:31.254> a<00:44:31.264> good<00:44:31.434> line.
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  Mandy: Thank<00:44:32.364> you
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:44:33.334> it<00:44:33.454> is.
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  Alison: Like<00:44:34.674> I<00:44:34.814> just,<00:44:35.654> I<00:44:35.754> think <00:44:36.044>the<00:44:36.194> storyline<00:44:37.634> is<00:44:37.934> probably<00:44:38.724> fine.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  And,<00:44:43.254> and<00:44:43.404> again,<00:44:43.614> it<00:44:43.754> feels<00:44:44.004> hard<00:44:44.344> to<00:44:45.114> talk <00:44:45.624>about<00:44:46.794> without,<00:44:47.304> like,<00:44:47.574> a<00:44:47.664> trans<00:44:47.974> person<00:44:48.234> here.
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  Alison: Right
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  Emily: Like,<00:44:50.204> I<00:44:50.304> don't<00:44:50.434> know.
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  Someone<00:44:51.634> else<00:44:51.824> tell<00:44:51.994> me<00:44:52.144> if<00:44:52.244> this<00:44:52.384> is<00:44:52.544> okay.
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  Alison: something<00:44:57.028> about<00:44:57.278> it <00:44:57.398>feels<00:44:57.628> funny,<00:44:58.128> but<00:44:58.438> like<00:44:58.678> I<00:44:58.858> don't
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Alison: I'm<00:45:09.678> imagining <00:45:10.218>they<00:45:10.318> haven't<00:45:10.608> changed<00:45:10.988> yet
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  Emily: yeah,<00:45:12.090> but<00:45:12.270> B<00:45:12.450> says<00:45:12.740> that<00:45:12.870> they're <00:45:12.970>gonna<00:45:13.100> have<00:45:13.220> top<00:45:13.450> surgery,<00:45:14.590> like,<00:45:14.820> the<00:45:15.020> next
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: but<00:45:24.396> I<00:45:24.486> did<00:45:24.676> like<00:45:25.046> Sue<00:45:25.526> saying, <00:45:26.076>you<00:45:26.246> know,<00:45:26.766> she<00:45:27.056> g-<00:45:27.166> she<00:45:27.316> gets<00:45:27.466> all,<00:45:27.676> like,
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  Alison: Thank<00:45:33.318> you,<00:45:33.758> Sue
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  Emily: Thank<00:45:34.456> you,<00:45:34.586> Sue.
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  Alison: in
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  Emily: some-<00:45:37.208> somewhere<00:45:37.588> deep<00:45:37.738> down.
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  It's<00:45:41.318> a<00:45:41.398> breadsticks<00:45:41.818> date.
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  Alison: I<00:45:47.616> know,<00:45:47.786> babe
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  Emily: obv-<00:45:48.888> obviously.
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  y-<00:45:50.288> yes,<00:45:50.678> of<00:45:50.788> course.
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  Mandy: Mhm.
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  Emily: care
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  Alison: I
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  Mandy: Ja
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  Emily: Then<00:46:00.708> we<00:46:00.778> care.
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  Alison: Maybe,<00:46:05.206> yeah.
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  Emily: maybe.
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  Alison: Maybe
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  Emily: And<00:46:07.976> then<00:46:08.056> wrap<00:46:08.296> up<00:46:08.476> with<00:46:08.646> a<00:46:09.186> classic<00:46:10.436> all <00:46:10.756>Glee<00:46:11.056> club<00:46:11.636> auditorium,<00:46:13.166> slash,<00:46:14.546> this<00:46:14.796> was<00:46:14.936> the
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  because<00:46:32.966> they<00:46:33.056> have<00:46:33.186> friends<00:46:33.526> now.
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  and<00:46:36.816> are<00:46:36.876> never<00:46:37.086> heard<00:46:37.276> from<00:46:37.426> again."
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  And<00:46:38.036> they<00:46:38.236> didn't<00:46:38.476> mention<00:46:38.776> them-
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  Alison: At<00:46:39.926> all
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  Emily: No<00:46:40.822> at<00:46:40.992> all,<00:46:41.282> but <00:46:41.542>the<00:46:41.652> feeling<00:46:42.782> was<00:46:43.152> there.
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Emily: No.
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  Jesus<00:46:45.794> Christ,<00:46:46.614> man
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  Alison: He<00:46:47.766> just<00:46:48.066> really <00:46:48.436>wants<00:46:48.786> to<00:46:48.916> be<00:46:49.076> involved.
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  I<00:46:49.586> don't<00:46:49.696> know<00:46:49.836> what<00:46:49.886> you're
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  Emily: I<00:46:50.066> just<00:46:50.166> really<00:46:50.356> wanna<00:46:50.796> leave.
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  Alison: It<00:46:54.544> is
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  Emily: Hi.
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  so<00:46:56.624> annoying<00:46:57.064> today.
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  Alison: Burning<00:46:58.996> through <00:46:59.186>that<00:46:59.366> Glee<00:46:59.586> Club<00:46:59.786> budget
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  Emily: Learning<00:47:01.382> through<00:47:01.752> it.
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  yeah.
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  That's,<00:47:04.182> that's<00:47:04.622> the<00:47:04.862> episode.
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  Alison: I
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  Emily: like<00:47:07.772> this<00:47:07.802> music
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  Alison: I<00:47:08.520> think<00:47:08.780> it<00:47:08.880> was<00:47:09.010> in<00:47:09.140> the<00:47:09.310> Sue-Sam <00:47:10.810>beast,<00:47:11.750> scene,<00:47:12.680> I<00:47:12.870> put<00:47:13.090> a<00:47:13.140> quote<00:47:13.440> down,<00:47:13.790> "No
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  Ryan<00:47:19.140> Murphy<00:47:19.540> extended<00:47:19.990> universe."
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  Emily: I<00:47:21.330> got<00:47:21.530> your<00:47:21.630> back
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  Alison: The<00:47:22.842> Ryan<00:47:23.152> Murphy <00:47:23.532>cinematic<00:47:24.012> universe,<00:47:24.532> I<00:47:24.642> see<00:47:24.852> you
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  Emily: I<00:47:26.032> wonder<00:47:26.462> if<00:47:26.612> you<00:47:26.742> could<00:47:26.892> go<00:47:27.072> through <00:47:27.272>every<00:47:27.602> show<00:47:27.842> of<00:47:27.932> his<00:47:28.132> and<00:47:28.302> find<00:47:28.602> that<00:47:28.872> line
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  Alison: I<00:47:29.506> hope<00:47:29.776> so.
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  That<00:47:30.706> and<00:47:30.956> it's,
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  Mandy: That<00:47:31.476> would<00:47:31.566> be<00:47:31.696> funny
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  Alison: It's,<00:47:32.466> it's<00:47:32.756> some<00:47:33.066> version <00:47:33.406>of<00:47:33.526> I've<00:47:33.686> got<00:47:33.856> your<00:47:33.956> back<00:47:34.316> and<00:47:34.586> some
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  Emily: You're<00:47:36.782> exhausting.
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  Alison: Probably,<00:47:43.110> yeah
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  Emily: That<00:47:44.428> happens,<00:47:44.808> I<00:47:44.898> think,<00:47:45.078> in
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  Mandy: Is,
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  Emily: show
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  Mandy: I<00:47:46.172> was<00:47:46.272> gonna<00:47:46.422> say,<00:47:46.622> is <00:47:46.762>that<00:47:46.902> a<00:47:46.992> staple<00:47:47.792> move<00:47:48.102> of<00:47:48.232> his?
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  Emily: It,<00:47:49.242> so<00:47:49.492> far
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  Mandy: Or<00:47:50.792> does<00:47:50.972> he<00:47:51.062> just<00:47:51.212> not<00:47:51.372> understand <00:47:52.312>how<00:47:52.502> straight<00:47:52.752> people<00:47:52.992> normally<00:47:53.312> have<00:47:53.432> sex
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  Emily: I<00:47:54.672> don't<00:47:54.932> know<00:47:55.122> that<00:47:55.282> he <00:47:55.502>understands<00:47:56.182> straight<00:47:56.492> people,<00:47:57.042> but
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: does?
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  Mandy: I<00:47:58.882> mean,<00:47:59.002> to<00:47:59.102> be<00:47:59.192> fair,<00:47:59.392> he<00:47:59.522> also <00:47:59.802>doesn't<00:48:00.072> understand<00:48:00.532> gay<00:48:00.702> people,<00:48:01.062> so...
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  Emily: No.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: to<00:48:04.678> Ryan<00:48:05.028> Murphy<00:48:05.358> just<00:48:05.538> in<00:48:05.698> general.
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  Alison: break<00:48:10.336> up<00:48:10.476> that<00:48:10.616> wasn't<00:48:10.936> cheating?
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  I'm<00:48:12.738> s-<00:48:13.068> when,<00:48:13.258> when<00:48:13.408> you<00:48:13.518> said<00:48:13.688> that<00:48:13.788> thing <00:48:13.938>about<00:48:14.088> the<00:48:14.168> bed,<00:48:14.498> I,<00:48:14.618> I<00:48:14.778> literally<00:48:15.168> just<00:48:15.308> had
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  Emily: Yes,<00:48:23.056> I<00:48:23.336> think<00:48:23.696> that's<00:48:24.056> what<00:48:24.246> he's
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: oh,<00:48:25.636> they're<00:48:25.886> so<00:48:26.266> into<00:48:26.586> each<00:48:26.766> other
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: they<00:48:27.906> couldn't<00:48:28.206> wait,<00:48:29.006> so <00:48:29.206>their<00:48:29.356> heads<00:48:29.736> are<00:48:29.826> at<00:48:29.946> the<00:48:30.056> foot
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: They're<00:48:31.626> still<00:48:31.926> under <00:48:32.246>the<00:48:32.366> covers<00:48:32.906> though<00:48:33.176> somehow.
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  Mandy: Somehow
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  Emily: they're<00:48:35.400> at<00:48:35.570> the<00:48:35.700> foot,<00:48:36.210> and <00:48:36.400>even<00:48:36.700> the<00:48:36.790> pillows<00:48:37.290> are<00:48:37.360> down<00:48:37.620> there
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: So
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  Mandy: Wild
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  Alison: who<00:48:40.340> is<00:48:40.700> looking<00:48:41.240> at<00:48:41.370> this <00:48:41.690>with<00:48:41.840> their<00:48:42.020> eyebrow<00:48:42.460> raised,<00:48:43.280> no.
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  Emily: Ugh,<00:48:51.742> gross.
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  Alison: do<00:48:54.020> that.
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  Emily: te<00:49:14.222> pagar?
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  Alison: floats<00:49:14.860> your<00:49:14.960> boat.
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  Mandy: It's<00:49:20.062> the<00:49:20.152> feet<00:49:20.342> on<00:49:20.472> the<00:49:20.552> pillows.
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  Emily: I
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  Emily: gotta<00:49:24.152> put<00:49:24.342> my<00:49:24.452> head<00:49:24.662> on<00:49:24.782> this<00:49:24.862> later
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: Like,<00:49:26.742> we've<00:49:26.932> already<00:49:27.182> discussed <00:49:27.682>that<00:49:27.822> sex<00:49:28.092> is,<00:49:28.262> is<00:49:28.562> kind<00:49:28.732> of<00:49:28.842> yucky<00:49:29.172> sometimes.
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  Mandy: Oh.
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  Alison: My<00:49:36.752> feet<00:49:37.062> are<00:49:37.232> not
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  Emily: Maybe<00:49:39.278> they're<00:49:39.408> not<00:49:39.698> pillow-proof.
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  Alison: At<00:49:43.528> the<00:49:43.598> Hotel<00:49:44.048> Motel<00:49:44.498> Holiday
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  Emily: Oh,<00:49:45.146> there<00:49:45.656> you<00:49:46.496> go.
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  Alison: No,<00:49:49.682> absolutely
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  Emily: her<00:49:50.226> upside<00:49:50.616> feet
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  Alison: Outside<00:49:51.752> feet
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  Emily: Okay.
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  Glee.
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  People
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  Mandy: Oh,<00:49:55.086> yeah
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  Emily: sex<00:49:55.722> in<00:49:55.792> their<00:49:55.922> lives.
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  Mandy: I<00:49:57.672> feel<00:49:57.852> like<00:49:58.032> I<00:49:58.132> have<00:49:58.382> to<00:49:58.492> say<00:49:58.662> the<00:49:58.852> Clain <00:49:59.262>one,<00:50:00.202> but<00:50:00.572> I<00:50:00.722> really<00:50:01.062> love<00:50:01.322> the<00:50:01.422> Britannia<00:50:01.842> song
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  Alison: Same.
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  Like,<00:50:04.016> I<00:50:04.146> loved<00:50:04.536> them<00:50:04.706> both.
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  I<00:50:05.606> really
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Mandy: really<00:50:09.674> good
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  Alison: They
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  Emily: a<00:50:10.696> Will<00:50:10.946> You<00:50:11.196> Love<00:50:11.376> Me <00:50:11.476>Tomorrow<00:50:11.776> Head<00:50:11.946> Over<00:50:12.116> Feet.
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  I,
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  Mandy: Hmm.
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  Emily: to<00:50:13.756> that<00:50:14.526> to<00:50:14.726> this<00:50:14.916> day.
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  Alison: It<00:50:15.520> was<00:50:15.580> also<00:50:15.830> great
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  Emily: Partly<00:50:16.916> because
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Feet<00:50:17.776> is<00:50:18.046> just<00:50:18.176> such<00:50:18.386> an <00:50:18.496>incredible<00:50:18.996> Alanis<00:50:19.006> Morissette<00:50:19.646> song,
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Carole<00:50:21.916> King<00:50:22.296> got,<00:50:22.886> like,<00:50:23.216> five <00:50:23.716>songs<00:50:24.096> in<00:50:24.216> this<00:50:24.426> episode<00:50:24.956> and<00:50:25.286> Alanis<00:50:25.696> got
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  any<00:50:30.716> favorite<00:50:31.016> lines<00:50:31.966> that<00:50:32.126> stand<00:50:32.446> out?
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  Mandy: It's<00:50:36.920> just
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  Alison: are<00:50:37.680> the<00:50:37.770> lesbians<00:50:38.220> of<00:50:38.340> candies
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  Mandy: Santana's<00:50:40.150> entire<00:50:40.870> rant <00:50:41.220>at<00:50:41.330> Kurt,<00:50:41.870> just<00:50:42.000> the<00:50:42.060> whole<00:50:42.370> thing.
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  Emily: The<00:50:42.962> whole<00:50:43.092> speech.
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  Mandy: The<00:50:43.950> whole<00:50:44.130> one,<00:50:44.430> yeah
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  That<00:50:46.832> is<00:50:47.862> pretty<00:50:48.162> good.
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  give<00:50:49.282> me<00:50:49.462> five<00:50:49.962> minutes.
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  My<00:50:50.422> God,<00:50:50.672> man.
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  Why<00:50:51.062> would<00:50:51.252> people<00:50:51.472> have<00:50:51.572> children<00:50:51.982> if <00:50:52.152>you...<00:50:52.482> It's<00:50:52.642> like,<00:50:52.842> this<00:50:53.042> cat<00:50:53.312> is<00:50:53.432> enough.
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  Emily: That<00:51:02.218> was<00:51:02.318> a<00:51:02.368> good
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  Alison: That<00:51:02.638> was<00:51:02.708> a<00:51:02.778> good<00:51:03.068> call-out.
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  I<00:51:03.488> like<00:51:03.678> that.
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  Good<00:51:04.118> job
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  Emily: what's<00:51:05.118> that<00:51:05.198> thing<00:51:05.348> you<00:51:05.448> like?
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  Mandy: I<00:51:06.408> like<00:51:06.698> how<00:51:06.808> much<00:51:07.438> Kurt<00:51:07.768> is<00:51:07.938> in<00:51:08.108> pain.
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  I<00:51:09.398> think<00:51:09.608> Chris<00:51:09.948> is<00:51:10.458> playing<00:51:10.798> it<00:51:10.908> very<00:51:11.158> well
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  Emily: Yes,<00:51:12.164> yes
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  Mandy: I<00:51:13.104> enjoy<00:51:13.864> something<00:51:14.204> for<00:51:14.294> him <00:51:14.434>to<00:51:14.514> do<00:51:14.664> besides<00:51:15.044> look<00:51:15.434> vaguely<00:51:15.834> bitchy
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:51:17.534> that's<00:51:17.664> fair
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  Alison: they're<00:51:18.838> doing<00:51:19.058> with<00:51:19.188> Brittany.
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  I<00:51:20.138> really<00:51:20.388> like<00:51:20.658> who<00:51:20.788> she's <00:51:20.998>becoming<00:51:21.928> in<00:51:22.108> Season<00:51:22.378> 6.
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  I<00:51:22.928> really<00:51:23.178> like<00:51:23.788> how<00:51:23.938> they've<00:51:24.148> kept <00:51:24.428>her<00:51:25.188> kind<00:51:25.458> of<00:51:25.898> head<00:51:26.088> in<00:51:26.148> the<00:51:26.228> clouds
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  but<00:51:27.118> also<00:51:27.428> feet<00:51:27.558> on<00:51:27.648> the<00:51:27.708> ground.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: And<00:51:28.958> I<00:51:29.038> really,<00:51:29.338> really <00:51:29.578>love<00:51:30.108> who<00:51:30.368> she's<00:51:30.578> becoming
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  Emily: It's<00:51:31.720> the<00:51:32.020> mashup<00:51:32.540> of<00:51:32.680> her<00:51:33.010> personality.
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  Alison: Oh<00:51:34.036> my<00:51:34.166> God,<00:51:34.376> yes
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Oh<00:51:35.690> my<00:51:35.860> God.
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  Unintentional<00:51:37.570> for<00:51:37.720> them,<00:51:37.910> but<00:51:38.400> I<00:51:38.500> like<00:51:38.680> it.
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  I<00:51:40.200> like<00:51:41.320> that<00:51:41.670> it's<00:51:42.060> obvious<00:51:42.520> that<00:51:42.790> Kurt <00:51:42.970>and<00:51:43.050> Blaine<00:51:43.270> are<00:51:43.330> gonna<00:51:43.490> get<00:51:43.590> back<00:51:43.760> together
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  Alison: Yes.
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  The<00:51:45.774> pining.
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  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: The<00:51:47.826> pining.
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  Alison: I<00:51:49.456> like,<00:51:49.976> I
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  Emily: yes
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  Alison: Blaine<00:51:50.796> is<00:51:50.956> currently <00:51:51.556>involved<00:51:51.986> with<00:51:52.126> a<00:51:52.186> plot<00:51:52.426> device
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  I<00:51:54.626> mean,<00:51:55.776> it's<00:51:55.976> fine.
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  Alison: he's<00:51:58.590> so<00:51:58.930> clearly<00:51:59.430> a<00:51:59.490> plot<00:51:59.740> device.
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  Sebastian<00:52:00.670> wouldn't<00:52:00.960> have <00:52:01.100>been<00:52:01.230> a<00:52:01.290> plot<00:52:01.540> device.
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  Emily: No,<00:52:03.008> that<00:52:03.158> just<00:52:03.298> would've<00:52:03.438> been<00:52:03.578> for<00:52:03.728> me
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  Alison: he<00:52:04.540> gets<00:52:04.680> with<00:52:04.790> Sebastian <00:52:05.380>and<00:52:05.530> they're<00:52:05.660> like,<00:52:05.870> "Oh,<00:52:06.130> so<00:52:06.280> he's
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  just,<00:52:06.730> he's<00:52:06.980> just<00:52:07.180> gone."<00:52:07.780> Like,
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  Emily: That's<00:52:08.374> true.
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  Mandy: Yes.
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  Emily: Like,<00:52:09.984> "Oh,<00:52:10.124> we'll <00:52:10.304>never<00:52:10.594> see<00:52:10.814> him<00:52:10.984> again."
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  Alison: Never<00:52:11.736> see<00:52:11.896> him<00:52:12.056> again.
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  At<00:52:12.626> least<00:52:12.886> with<00:52:13.006> Dave,<00:52:13.666> he's<00:52:13.966> a<00:52:14.016> plot <00:52:14.276>device<00:52:14.716> and<00:52:14.916> you<00:52:15.016> know<00:52:15.126> where<00:52:15.286> it's<00:52:15.436> going.
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  Because<00:52:16.856> we<00:52:17.026> watch<00:52:17.346> television
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: We<00:52:19.360> have<00:52:19.550> seen<00:52:20.340> a<00:52:20.450> TV<00:52:20.750> show<00:52:21.060> before
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  Alison: At<00:52:21.710> least<00:52:21.950> once<00:52:22.110> or<00:52:22.190> twice
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  Emily: In<00:52:23.430> this<00:52:23.590> show<00:52:24.040> at<00:52:24.190> least<00:52:24.410> once<00:52:24.580> or<00:52:24.640> twice
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:52:25.972> pretty<00:52:26.192> much
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  Emily: okay.
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  that<00:52:33.752> is<00:52:33.832> Jagged<00:52:34.132> Little<00:52:34.312> Tapestry.
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  I<00:52:35.192> still<00:52:35.412> all<00:52:35.502> the<00:52:35.582> music.
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  And,<00:52:37.712> yeah.
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  is<00:52:42.492> this,<00:52:42.972> is<00:52:43.092> this<00:52:43.282> playing<00:52:43.542> in<00:52:43.622> the
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  Mandy: I<00:52:44.702> think<00:52:44.932> is.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Emily: okay,<00:53:05.772> great.
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  Alison: Yes
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