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#252: Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (2012) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? Remember what I said about
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  Vision? Welcome to What's Your least
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  Favorite Scary Movie? The podcast where we talk about
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  the good, about the ugly and the absurd and all of our favorite.
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  And least favorite? Scary movies.
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  Because we believe every horror movie rightfully has its
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  fanbase. Even if we don't always get it.
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  My name is Travis. Hello, Jesse, and welcome to
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  2025 everybody. We're throwing it down the only
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  way that we know how to. We're we're kicking it off with
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  wrong turn 5:00 and we are also sick so.
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  Yeah, we're. We're definitely getting over
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  being sick or Travis is getting over being sick.
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  I'm still probably in the throes of it.
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  Yeah, that's OK. It's all good.
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  I'm just gonna sound like this and we'll have lots of pauses
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  where I'm editing out coughing so.
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  Yeah, I look forward to all that people.
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  Announcements is that if you are one of our budget to your patron
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  bobbies, you've got a bonus episode probably out by the time
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  you're listening to this. I would hope so.
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  It's, well, no. By the time that it's on the
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  main feed, it'll be out. But our budget here also get
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  their episodes early. True, True.
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  True. But we decided that we were
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  going to do a little game, and that is we're we're doing New
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  Year's resolutions for horror movie characters, and we have to
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  guess who it's for. So yeah, it's gonna be fun.
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  That's all I have by the way of announcements.
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  OK, I have our poll for last week.
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  Last week we talked about Terror Fire 3 and because of the
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  responses that we have, we we've encountered people that have
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  watched the third movie without watching the others.
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  So we wanted to see, did you watch Terror Fire 3 before
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  watching Terror Fire 2? So 15% did watch it before
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  watching Terror Fire 2 and 85% watched Terror Fire Two first.
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  Wild. 15% of you are wild. Yeah, well, I understand it to
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  an extent, kind of like what I said in that episode where
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  people like it. Aren't the clowns kind of
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  catching on more right now? So they're going to go with the
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  one that's out in theaters instead of looking up the one
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  that's, you know, on the streaming services.
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  But yeah, you know, like it's not like a normal horror
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  franchise, I guess, where you can kind of jump into the third
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  one and be OK because it's self-contained mostly.
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  Like there's an ongoing story there.
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  So, you know, some people might be confused.
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  We obviously watched all of them.
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  Yeah. I mean, there's like, no need
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  for us to give our own results or our own votes for this poll.
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  So. OK, Thanks, everybody, for
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  participating on that. All right, Are we ready to kick
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  off Wrong Turn 5? As ready as I will ever be,
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  emotionally or mentally. Okie dokie.
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  All right, so wrong Turn 5 Bloodlines released October
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  18th, 2012 at Scream Fest and then on DVD and Blu-ray October
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  23rd, 2012. We watched it on our Blu-ray
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  that we bought from Scarefest this year.
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  It is not available to stream right now so you'll have to
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  rinse it if you want to watch it or you will have to buy the
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  physical movie. You can rent it on Apple,
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  YouTube and Fandango at home though.
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  Written and directed by Decla and O'Brien O'Connor.
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  Decla O'Brien O'Connor that you rest in peace.
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  Yeah, Decla and O'Brien Music by Claude Foisy, Special effects
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  makeup by. I'm going to try here because
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  this was filmed in Bulgaria and it's Bulgarian people doing the
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  special effects. So we have Trey and Bren
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  Bronkov, One MO Ivanov and Liedmill Nikolov.
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  Who did Nikolov? Who did the special effects make
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  up for this? Starring Doug Bradley as
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  Maynard, Camilla Affletson as Sheriff, Angela, Simon Gente as
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  Billy, Roxanne McKee as Lita, Paul Lubik as Gus, Oliver Hoare
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  as Julian, Amy Lennox as Cruz, Duncan Whisby as Moe's
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  Rendeslov, Parvanov as Buenai, George Carter Kofsky as Sawtooth
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  and Borsilov I'll as Three Finger, who returned to play
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  Three Finger after playing him in Wrong Turn 3.
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  All right now, time for our favorite game on the show.
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  Budget or bug Ted? Oh, this is bug Ted.
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  Yeah, this is big bug, Ted. Sure.
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  I don't know. I've got 2 figures.
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  This is another 2 figure movie. We have one source telling me.
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  Three finger 2 figure. Yeah, it's 3,000,000 for one
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  source and 1.5 for another source.
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  I'm going. To go with that one point.
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  Five, that's what I said to you as soon as I saw, as soon as I
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  saw the lower number, like it's got to be, there's no way around
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  it. So all right, we're going to say
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  1.5 million budget opening box office not available because it
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  was straight to DVD and same with worldwide gross IMDb score
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  4.1 out of 10. OK, OK.
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  You're not going to say rude to that one.
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  No, no, OK. That's it's a fair, it's a fair
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  score. All righty, so I've got 3 movies
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  that came out in 2012 that we are going to compare this to and
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  the theme that I came up with is they all are in the hauler.
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  OK. Yeah, so the first movie.
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  Bloody, bloody Bible camp. OK.
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  That one. We've talked about that one.
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  That was. A tube you're not to be that was
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  a tube you're not to be on Easter of this year.
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  Holy shit, you're right, it was wasn't.
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  How did you remember that? 'Cause I thought you did it
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  intentionally and you said Nope. Oh yeah, that's right.
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  One of those classic like could have been really funny but you
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  didn't mean to moments. Yeah, OK.
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  So that came out May 5th, 2012. I don't have the budget or the
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  gross on it, but the IMDb is higher at 4.5 out of 10.
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  Also fair. Yeah, that when I will.
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  I don't know man, between the two of them there I got to give
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  wrong turn the edge. I got to say I got to give wrong
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  turn the edge. I like the opening of Bloody
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  Buddy by looking up a lot. I do too, but what about the
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  remaining hour and 10 minutes? OK, what about all of the 90
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  minutes of wrong turn? Oh, come on.
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  OK, come on. We're going to get into this.
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  Next up, The Cabin in the Woods OK came out April 13th, 2012
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  with a $30 million budget, $70 million gross, and a 7 out of 10
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  on IMDb. That feels good.
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  We've also discussed this one on the show.
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  That was a long yeah. That's a long time ago, but
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  that's a good movie. That's a great movie.
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  I love it. Yeah.
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  And the final one, Sinister, which I had to ask myself, did
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  we talk about that on? This We have not talked about it
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  on the show yet. That's.
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  Surprising. For some reason, I thought for
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  sure that we did. No, I did dress as the ghoul.
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  Yeah, the ghoul at. I almost called him Uber Goober.
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  I almost called him Oogie Boogie, and I think that's just
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  because of all of the Nightmare Before Christmas stuff lately.
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  Yeah, I don't know. I think ooba gooba could be a
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  good one maybe you think? You think that?
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  Yeah, I think so. I think it gives Bagool a run
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  for its money. So Sinister.
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  And yeah, you did. You killed it with that cost
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  way. I remember that now.
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  All right. Sinister came out March 11th,
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  2012 $3,000,000 Budget 87,000,000 Gross 6.8 on IMDb.
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  I'm actually kind of surprised that's as low as it is.
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  Yeah, I feel like that one deserves to be in the sevens.
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  I got tag lines, right? So the one that was on the cover
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  of our Blu-ray is Fear Will Consume You.
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  That's cheesy. But it's good though.
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  It's good. It's pretty good.
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  All right. This one's so stupid.
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  The inbred hillbillies are back. Cool.
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  Where are you? I don't fucking know.
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  That's how everybody refers them, right?
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  I don't think that this team knew what the fuck was going on
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  cuz this next one is have a feast.
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  Your old lipstick Austella beast, that was a no OK, so I
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  got to go into the lore of this. So yes, there was a cycle where
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  they were in Spain. I'm pretty sure this is the
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  cycle 7 when they were in Spain and they did their cover girl
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  commercial and then like they're talking about lip stain, right?
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  Is a lip stain or a lipstick and they're like jump dance, have a
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  fista, your old lips, Acela Vista.
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  Oh God. But they say feast.
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  They're in Spain and they say fista instead of Fiesta.
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  Yes. Oh no, that's so disrespectful.
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  Like it it. But yeah.
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  So when you said feast, my friend, my Fista.
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  Have a fista, this is the final one.
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  This one is maybe my favorite with how stupid it is.
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  It's you can hold your breath question mark, you can close
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  your eyes, but you can't turn away.
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  So that's it for the tag lines. All right, so fun facts.
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  Holy shit, there's nothing out there for this movie.
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  Even watching the diary. Even watching.
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  The diary. I woke up part way through you
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  watching that and it very much looked like a vanity project for
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  Deck One O'Brien O'Connor. You talking about the whole
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  movie or that thing? The director's diary.
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  Yeah, it was just him grabbing the camcorder, being like, hey
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  you. He had a lot of fun with the
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  editing of it. Yeah, he.
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  Oh my God, too much fun. That one where it was like.
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  Day 5. Day Six.
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  Day Five. Day 5.
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  The. Guy's like it's day five and
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  then like day five and there's like, oh, actually it's a day
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  six and then it goes back to the town.
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  I was like day 6. He's like, oh wait, no, it's day
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  five. It's like day 5.
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  Like war? Six yeah, that right there.
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  It was actually making me mad. Like I.
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  Was getting. Like actually angry watching
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  that I get to this shit. I had just woken up and again,
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  remember, we're sick. We've been taking all kinds of
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  cold medicine. And I was like, what the fuck
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  did I? I was like, am I still asleep
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  maybe? I don't know.
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  You know, Honestly, this reminds me Remember my my favorite
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  special feature for any movie ever has to be the one on I'll
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  Always Know What You Did Last Summer DVD, where it has its own
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  IMDBIMDB page and it's just somebody doing the stock flame
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  footage of like I'll always only you did last summer.
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  And then it's just like shots of like shit from the back, behind
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  the scenes, and then that's all it is.
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  It was so bad. That was exactly what this was.
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  It was just nothing, Nothing informational.
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  So you didn't find out what what Declan O'Brien has on Doug
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  Bradley? No, no, OK, we got to get.
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  Because I feel like this is a blackmail situation.
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  It's got to be something. There's got to be something.
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  Money laundering. I don't fucking know what went
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  down with this here. There's one interview with them.
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  It is a minute long and it has absolutely.
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  Please tell me it's like the interviews of like, Kerry Ellis
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  talking about Saw or Robert Pattinson talking about
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  Twilight. Please tell me it's like one of
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  those where it's very clear he detests it.
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  Oh God, Like he's honestly from the like the interview, he is
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  just like shitting words out of his ass and he doesn't know what
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  the fuck to even say. He's like what he's trying to
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  talk about is the relationship between him and the fellers.
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  That's how I referred to him in my notes, the fellers, the three
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  of them. And basically he's like, I
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  talked about it with Declan and, you know, kind of try and keep
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  it under wraps, but I think he might be a distant uncle.
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  And then that's all he's like. He thought he dropped a
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  bombshell with that, but he was just like, he was just rambling
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  and it only lasted for a minute. And that's all I got from him.
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  Wow. So the rest of the special
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  features are. Just So what I'm hearing is that
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  they probably had Doug Bradley for a day and a half on set.
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  Saved his shit and he got out as quick as possible.
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  I have a feeling he did pretty much only one take.
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  Like he never did more than a take.
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  For like Doug, do you want to do the Doug you got incredibly
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  British? Nope.
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  Yeah, Doug, that's not Country Dog.
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  That's what it is. Come on, Doug, do do better be.
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  Give us that at least, Sassy Pinhead, if you're gonna do this
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  shit. No.
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  Yeah, OK. I just imagine that was every
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  response I forgot, no? No, no.
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  Yeah, no, no. So yeah, the the special
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  features sucked. It was just a bunch of like,
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  here's how we shot this death, but it didn't really go into
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  detail. I just saw the death from
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  another angle of a camera from behind the scenes.
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  I will say what little bit I saw, all of the actors seemed
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  very like pleasant. It seemed like a polite set.
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  Yeah, they seemed fun. There was one like they gave
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  Cruz's character, like Anne Gus's actor cameras for the day
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  that she was going to get filmed for her death.
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  And it was basically him consulting the other actors on
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  how to do an American accent. And they were just sitting on a
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  couch saying help me over and over again.
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  This went on for about two minutes and then it was her
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  riding in the car and then getting like the guts put on her
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  stomach and then being forced to eat it.
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  OK, yeah, I will say I did find out that they used real animal
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  guts for the deaths in this movie here.
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  So not for hers because they she had to eat it.
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  She had to eat it. They made hers out of flour.
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  They said the the one with Julian's death where he gets
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  like ran over by the lawnmower from like the feet first that
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  that. Was not a lawnmower babe, but
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  yeah. That's what they refer to it as
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  in the They were special features.
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  Incorrect. It's not a lawnmower.
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  I didn't, OK, I didn't know what to call it.
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  In my notes. I had a question mark like
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  lawnmower. I don't know.
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  It's not. Worth like a tiller, right?
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  I thought it was a tiller but it's not tilling any soil.
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  It was cutting lawn. It was not a tiller.
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  I'm so confused. OK, anyway.
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  Anyway, that scene when he's getting killed like that, they
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  are actually throwing animal guts on him and he got a little
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  bit of like a pig liver in his mouth at that scene.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  So they went for it. And all of the effects in this
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  were actually 100% practical. So nothing.
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  That's cool. Yeah.
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  Because they they do some outlandish stuffs in this,
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  especially the one with the power grid.
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  I think is probably the most complex 1 they do here.
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  There's AI guess 1 little thing. I just went scraping bottom of
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  the barrel here and found like this is the only one without a
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  kill involving barbed wire in the entire franchise.
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  So there's that. So that's it for the fun facts
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  for wrong turn 5 everybody. It was us talking about other
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  movies a little bit, and then some of the weirdness of what
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  this movie is and what we suspect is the deal with Doug
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  Bradley being on the set for this movie.
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  OK, so OK, let's go into our good, bad, ugly and absurd.
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  OK. OK.
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  All right. So what did you actually like
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  about this one? I like that we've got this
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  random guy who adopted these three from the listen, the
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  timeline and this franchise. It's not, you know, we've talked
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  about other franchises where they do a decent job of like
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  keeping the pieces together, like Saw, even though they jump
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  back and forth in time, they. Generally.
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  Yeah, they try and like keep continuity there.
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  This franchise does not do that. Let me ask, what do you what do
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  you think this one is? See, that's The thing is because
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  in the first one we've got like the old man who drinks the Pepto
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  and they've got like their whole clan that's there and
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  everything, right? But then this he makes reference
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  to the hospital from Part 4. So it kind of like seems to
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  indicate that he found them there when he was on the lamb
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  from all of the murders he did. So this is a prequel to the
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  first one. See, and that just that makes no
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  sense because of the first one. They seem to be in like a whole
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  family. That's how they've.
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  Been birthed that way and yeah, grew up around there.
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  I I don't know why he's not present in the fourth one.
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  That one doesn't make any sense. Maybe they were just having a
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  day on their own without a pappy.
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  Like the whole thing is just it. It doesn't make any sense, but
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  whatever. I'm fine with ignoring that
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  because these movies, the less you think about it, the better.
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  Absolutely. So I like the fact that it's
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  like a psychopath adopting in another group of psychopaths.
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  Well he's they made the indication they are apparently
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  blood related. And that's stupid too.
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  I. I did think though, this is the
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  same guy that's drinking the Pepto bismol, right?
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  That's what I was always thinking too.
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  I don't think that they ever outright say it, but I'm pretty
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  sure it's the same dude. Wild.
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  Do you does that? Does that track?
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  No, no it doesn't. There is no way for this movie
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  to be related to the first movie.
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  There's there's just it doesn't work.
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  OK, good restraint on Declan for the amount of boobies 'cause I
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  know normally he wants to have probably thrice as many as there
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  were in this movie. So good restraint on him.
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  I think the kills are fun, yeah. Like the grossness of making her
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  eat her own guts like that. They've they've not really gone
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  there before, so that was fun. That's true, I liked it.
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  So I and I love the use of practical effects.
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  So I think all of that like it has those elements that are
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  really good in the real like bummer ending too.
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  OK, yeah, so that last part you said right there was one of my
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  good things is I feel like this is one of the darker ones out of
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  the entire series. It's so bleak with the ending.
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  I feel genuinely bad for the character at the end.
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  Like that's not something that I can really say I feel with a lot
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  of movies. So they actually got a like an
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  actual reaction for me with that.
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  I also feel like the kills in this were really solid.
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  Really, when you come to a movie like this, that's really all you
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  need and that's really all anybody should expect.
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  I don't think anybody should be walking in the wrong turn 5
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  expecting fucking high art cinema should, you know, like
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  give me my fucking hill hillbilly fellers and give me my
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  fucking kills and then I'll be a happy camper.
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  And that's exactly what I get with this.
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  They are creative. Does that mean that Doug Bradley
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  in this movie is a hill raiser? Oh my God a hill raiser.
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  Oh that could have been like the sub instead of bloodlines.
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  Wrong turn 5 hill raisers. That would have been amazing.
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  OK honestly just everything about this movie though.
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  Like it? It checks my brain.
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  A dumb part of my brain for all the things that I enjoy and I
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  can just put it on and I can turn my brain off and I don't
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  have to think a God damn bit. And I want everybody to know
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  that this is actually what Travis said last night.
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  He was like, we're both sick. I don't want us to have to think
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  of something to discuss too much.
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  I just want us to have a fun fucking movie.
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  That's exactly what I wanted and you know what I I think it
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  accomplishes that. So all right, let's get into
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  some bad. Every single character is 1
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  dimensional. Yeah, it You can feel the gun
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  being pointed at Doug Bradley. Off screen man I how did he get
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  involved in this? Honestly, I I want to know I I
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  looked up Doug Bradley wrong turned 5 so many times in so
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  many ways. It's a blackmail situation,
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  that's why you can't find anything out there.
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  Like, OK, look, Doug Bradley, he's not, he wasn't really doing
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  a lot of shit after Hellraiser, you know what I mean?
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  But like, he's got something. He didn't have to do this.
• 21:16
  And like I, I, I love the wrong Turn movies, but I mean, it's
• 21:19
  just like it. It feels like a cash grab.
• 21:23
  Yeah, and like throwing him in there, it could have been so
• 21:26
  fun, but I just don't think he, like you said, I think it was
• 21:30
  one take of everything. I I don't feel like he was into
• 21:33
  this at all. This is the problem that I have
• 21:36
  with movies that do this sometimes.
• 21:38
  And you can tell the movies that do this, where did they?
• 21:41
  It's like a low budget movie or like an amateurish director,
• 21:46
  like a newcomer. And they're like, oh, hey, like
• 21:49
  let's get like a big name, you know, like this is awesome.
• 21:51
  Like this is somebody that vitalized.
• 21:53
  I've grown up watching, and now I'm going to put them in my
• 21:55
  movie. And then these people, often
• 21:58
  times, from the impression I get, see these as paychecks, and
• 22:03
  they don't really take like an active part in wanting to make
• 22:07
  this a good movie. They just started there.
• 22:08
  They show up and they hit their lines and then they're gone in a
• 22:12
  day. Yeah, sometimes it works out,
• 22:15
  but I feel like also a lot of times when you get people like
• 22:17
  that, you get people that are too afraid to speak up to their
• 22:22
  idols. Yeah.
• 22:23
  Like it's a weird dynamic on set, I'm sure.
• 22:26
  Yeah, I've always like, I've wondered myself, like what?
• 22:30
  How would I react? Like I feel like for this type
• 22:32
  of thing you need to cast for the part, don't cast for the
• 22:35
  name. Yeah, and The thing is like
• 22:37
  these, like I said, these are very one-dimensional characters,
• 22:41
  very cartoon villainy. Yeah, like you need somebody
• 22:44
  like, you've got to think like an anime voice actor who knows
• 22:48
  that they're going to be reading the cheesiest fucking shit but
• 22:53
  they put their whole chest into. It.
• 22:55
  Yeah, and that's what you needed to make these work, because it
• 22:59
  could be almost hilarious with Doug Bradley and his very bad
• 23:06
  accent. Yeah.
• 23:08
  And like saying these like I would almost sound like satire
• 23:13
  horror movie bad guy lines. Like it could be really funny,
• 23:17
  but that it just didn't. I think it's there.
• 23:20
  I think the intention is there for it to be like somewhat
• 23:23
  comical too. It's just he doesn't sell it.
• 23:26
  Yeah. So I, I don't like that.
• 23:28
  I don't like that we have this possibility of a music festival,
• 23:33
  but because of the budget we don't actually get any of that
• 23:36
  that. I know fucks.
• 23:37
  Me up. I want I want a music festival.
• 23:40
  Horror would be so badly like. Why has that not been a?
• 23:44
  Thing I don't know, I'm like and I get it would need to be a big
• 23:47
  budget thing. I understand that.
• 23:50
  But I want it. I want it to happen.
• 23:53
  I've got ideas for one like I I need this to exist.
• 23:57
  Just need a bunch of extras, that's all you need.
• 23:58
  Like, well, you have to like set up the stage and get a band and
• 24:02
  everything. Like you have to have the right
• 24:03
  kind of set up for it. Too.
• 24:05
  I suppose that's true, but but I mean what they did here, they
• 24:07
  built a whole fucking town on a stage, you know what I mean?
• 24:11
  I mean they could have built like a fucking set and get
• 24:14
  extras. So I just like, there's such a
• 24:18
  waste of a premise for me, and I just like it.
• 24:24
  There's just something that feels so flat about it.
• 24:27
  And part of what I like about these movies is that they're
• 24:30
  dumb and they go Adam full force.
• 24:32
  And this one just doesn't feel like it doesn't, you know what I
• 24:35
  mean? Just.
• 24:35
  Doesn't want it. It doesn't.
• 24:37
  Try it like it's so disappointing.
• 24:41
  OK, like I never really thought about that before, about how we
• 24:46
  could have gone to the music festival.
• 24:48
  Actually, we kind of go there briefly where we.
• 24:52
  Have no we do. Gratuitous Brian Declan Declan
• 24:57
  O'Brien O'Connor. Good.
• 24:59
  Yep. We get him doing his thing
• 25:03
  because didn't he used to direct pornography?
• 25:06
  Is that a real thing or is that a head cannon we came up with?
• 25:09
  I think that's a head cannon thing.
• 25:10
  I don't think he actually. Because he loves to he loves to
• 25:14
  just throw in random sex scenes that serve nothing till the
• 25:17
  plot. And like, I'm not even tired of
• 25:19
  like typical horror movie gratuitous type stuff.
• 25:22
  But like, this is like, we're going to go to a whole new
• 25:24
  location so we can throw in some sex.
• 25:26
  That whole thing, actually, I think there may have been a
• 25:30
  purpose to it, but it was really fucking stupid.
• 25:33
  I think it was to show oh the other cop that is on call or on
• 25:39
  duty is distracted with the sex. But she keeps referring to the
• 25:45
  multiple deputies there at the festival.
• 25:47
  And like also he's not sex in that long.
• 25:50
  No, no, he's done in like a minute.
• 25:52
  Maybe he's not lasting. No, a cop that needs to abuse
• 25:56
  his power for sex. No, he's he's one pump chump at
• 26:00
  best. Like so yeah, I just, I there, I
• 26:07
  this is a movie I want to like, but I just can't.
• 26:11
  Wow, I didn't realize you felt this strongly about this one
• 26:13
  too. I like this one.
• 26:15
  I mean, OK, it's not great, it's not great.
• 26:18
  OK, there's a it takes a lot of setbacks, but it's still a fun
• 26:24
  enough time. So more bad things though I I
• 26:28
  feel like they fucking did a terrible job with the makeup.
• 26:32
  Like the prosthetics this time around.
• 26:34
  They didn't tone match at all between no like you could see
• 26:39
  like the hard shift between where the prosthetics.
• 26:42
  And their eyes. Yeah, that's exactly what I was
• 26:44
  noticing too. Also, I think 3 finger looked
• 26:47
  like he was wearing a mask more than actually having prosthetics
• 26:51
  on. Yeah, I can.
• 26:54
  Overall it's it blows my mind because I watching this and I
• 26:59
  see the budget and it's 1.5 million and at least at most 3
• 27:05
  million. And I'm like, well, we just
• 27:08
  watched a movie, Terrifier 3 going on $2,000,000 that looked
• 27:12
  phenomenal. And then you get movies like
• 27:14
  this that have the money for it, but they look cheap.
• 27:18
  Like the sheriff's station? They're so there.
• 27:22
  Are no bricks. I was thinking like, honestly
• 27:25
  it's. So weirdly smooth.
• 27:27
  Rarely do I look at a movie and say this this prop setup
• 27:34
  situation is not good. Like the whole situation.
• 27:37
  The art department dropped the ball on this one.
• 27:39
  The talent looks fake. The talent looks foam.
• 27:42
  Yeah, it looks like like fucking buildings that like Scout could
• 27:46
  chew on if she got out and got out on the town, got a little
• 27:50
  spring and chased it through the streets.
• 27:53
  God, we got Scout a little spring toy for Christmas and we
• 27:58
  underestimated how much she was going to love it.
• 28:00
  We knew she'd love it, but she, like a cartoon character,
• 28:07
  destroyed our fucking bedroom chasing after this thing.
• 28:11
  And she would have done that to this town, too.
• 28:13
  She would have, yeah, she would have destroyed the town.
• 28:15
  It would have just. Hurt her friend knocked over.
• 28:17
  Yeah, OK, let's go to ugly. I mean, I'm gonna say like the
• 28:27
  implication that they're keeping Lita is a sex slave before
• 28:30
  eating her. And that whole thing at the end,
• 28:33
  especially with Doug Bad, he's like, well, I'm gonna fuck ya
• 28:36
  and then my boys are gonna fuck ya.
• 28:38
  And then I'm gonna cut off your titties as a souvenir.
• 28:41
  I don't know why he's like a 1940s newscaster now.
• 28:44
  Yeah, I see. He he couldn't know his accent.
• 28:47
  He's like, what am I like Fucking crooner here, though.
• 28:50
  Yeah, yeah. No Declan, West Virginia.
• 28:54
  Whoops. I got his name mixed up.
• 28:56
  No, it's Declan O'Brien. No, I meant to say the Doug, OK.
• 29:01
  The Doug, The Doug The Duck. Yes.
• 29:04
  Yeah. You know, I'm gonna have to
• 29:06
  agree with you. Like, honestly, like I said,
• 29:09
  that's part of the darkness of this movie.
• 29:10
  But this movie is just so fucking dark like that.
• 29:13
  Like cutting somebody's guts open and feeding them their own
• 29:16
  guts. But like and.
• 29:17
  The thing with that too though, is that there's never been an
• 29:20
  element of that with this group before.
• 29:23
  Like wanting them to eat their own stuff.
• 29:26
  No, like the sexual assault stuff like that's never really
• 29:29
  been. Yeah, it's it's not with the
• 29:32
  the. Like Maynard isn't one of the
• 29:35
  like hillbillies, you know, he's kind of adopted them.
• 29:39
  So whatever, I guess. But like it's just that's part
• 29:43
  of what's drawing about it. It feels like they did.
• 29:45
  It is like a shock factor thing or like what's the grossest
• 29:48
  thing he gets there right now? And that's just.
• 29:51
  Yeah, I don't really. It didn't.
• 29:53
  Yeah. It wasn't like it wasn't
• 29:54
  necessary. I didn't need that, no.
• 29:57
  Just let just show them eating people, OK?
• 30:01
  Just give me just food. Stick to what works.
• 30:04
  Just food. Holler, eat.
• 30:06
  We got some arrows. We got some arrows.
• 30:09
  Barbed wire truck Truck we. Got truck truck.
• 30:12
  Did we get barbed wire? I guess so.
• 30:13
  Did they not to kill somebody? They spiked the roads with.
• 30:17
  Barbed wire. They did run mows off the road.
• 30:19
  You know what? They died there that never have
• 30:21
  been and. Yeah, you're right.
• 30:22
  He didn't die there. He got knocked out.
• 30:23
  OK, yeah. Absurd, then.
• 30:27
  The 10th annual Mountain Man Music Festival in Fair Lake, WV
• 30:32
  on Halloween, which apparently rivals Coachella or even
• 30:37
  Lollapalooza. Yeah, though some compare it to
• 30:39
  Burning Man. I mean, it felt like a direct
• 30:44
  RIP off of Burning Man. Like, really?
• 30:48
  Yeah, this little event in West Virginia is gonna rival
• 30:51
  Coachella. Like I don't think whoever wrote
• 30:54
  that line understood how big things like Coachella and
• 30:59
  Lollapalooza are and how a music festival can seem gigantic and
• 31:03
  is still a baby compared to something like that.
• 31:07
  Yeah, that's true. It's like, I thought that that
• 31:09
  was hilarious to how they're trying to like, set everything
• 31:12
  up with this, like this is a big deal.
• 31:14
  I think like the most like I think we could probably compare
• 31:18
  it to say like rail bird here in Lexington, which is not huge.
• 31:23
  It's a big deal for people around the area.
• 31:25
  That like that type of music. But if somebody was like Rail
• 31:28
  Bird is the next coach, how I'd be like, yeah, OK, yeah, go
• 31:33
  drink some water. Yeah, it's, that's a good
• 31:36
  comparison. Yeah.
• 31:37
  You get anything else? That was, that was the, I mean,
• 31:40
  there's a lot of absurd, but that was the one I'm going to go
• 31:42
  with. Although I guess we could, since
• 31:44
  we're talking about 1940s newscaster affectations, we can
• 31:48
  talk about the makeup woman who or PA or whatever she is who
• 31:53
  steps in. For the newscaster, I love her
• 31:57
  delivery. Yeah, she does the same kind of
• 31:59
  thing. She's like but Don Daniel or
• 32:01
  West Virginia film like Mountain Music Man Festival.
• 32:04
  She does a thing where she's, like, pokes her head out towards
• 32:07
  the camera like, she's coming at you.
• 32:08
  Yeah, 3D like. OK, so some of my absurds I had
• 32:15
  first of all the gratuitous exposition dump that we get at
• 32:18
  the very opening of this movie. We get like text, like 3 lines
• 32:23
  of text and three seconds flat. And then we get what you read
• 32:28
  off about the whole town and everything, just how they set
• 32:30
  everything up they did. It's just so on the nose of how
• 32:33
  they set it all up Got. To you, you got so frustrated
• 32:38
  too, because you're like, fair, like West Virginia.
• 32:40
  Oh God, oh God. Oh, wait, no, there's exercise.
• 32:43
  It's going too fast. And then you were like fighting
• 32:45
  with the remote to rewind and it freaked the DVD.
• 32:48
  Player. I paused it, I accidentally hit
• 32:49
  stop, went to the main menu, fuck.
• 32:52
  And then I had to like restart it all the way back from the
• 32:55
  menu. It fucked me up.
• 32:59
  I hated it. Second off, Doug Bradley, just
• 33:03
  Doug Bradley. Just Doug Bradley.
• 33:05
  And next stop, Doug Bradley's photoshopped young picture that
• 33:10
  they did of him where they're like, Oh yeah, he's got a
• 33:12
  warrant Sal. And then he's got the worst
• 33:14
  fucking facial hair ever. I mean, he, he's a feller.
• 33:18
  They made him a feller, a bona fide feller right there.
• 33:22
  And then I have wrong turn porn parody happens.
• 33:27
  I mean, that scene where they're at the music festival and she's
• 33:31
  seducing the cop it she's like. I took a wrong turn.
• 33:36
  Yeah, I took a wrong turn. Honestly it feels like it was
• 33:40
  like a micro wrong turn porn parody made for this movie.
• 33:44
  Declan O'Brien O'Connor rule 43 to himself before someone else
• 33:47
  could do it. Yeah, he's like, I'm you can't
• 33:49
  do it. Dips.
• 33:52
  I mean, and honestly, I was watching this scene like I'm
• 33:54
  watching fucking porno. I'm watching soft core porn
• 33:56
  right now. Like it really was.
• 34:00
  And then yeah, that's pretty much it.
• 34:03
  Like the empty town was another one, but we already covered
• 34:05
  that. It's just so fucking stupid that
• 34:07
  they're like, Oh yeah. Like this festival got everybody
• 34:12
  out of town except for our core group of characters.
• 34:16
  Yeah, they're just they're. It's so improbable, all of it.
• 34:22
  Not even like one stranger. Come on, like you could have had
• 34:25
  like a couple people filtering in and out throughout, you know,
• 34:28
  like it could have been something, but man, like no
• 34:31
  effort, no effort on that fart. All right, so that's right.
• 34:36
  I'm I'm really, really curious to hear what you got.
• 34:38
  I feel like I want to hurt you, feel like you're.
• 34:39
  Going to give it a four. Yeah, I'm going to give it a
• 34:41
  four. I knew it.
• 34:42
  OK, It ain't too bad, man. It's not that bad.
• 34:46
  I think it's worth it just for like the fun, like like good
• 34:50
  kills. It's honestly not bad story
• 34:54
  wise, really like it. It's entertaining and I don't
• 34:58
  find it boring at all. So I'm going to give it a six,
• 35:01
  all right. I think it's fine.
• 35:04
  I think it's a perfectly fine movie.
• 35:07
  Got a starting average of five. That's fine.
• 35:10
  That's that's perfectly where it belongs.
• 35:14
  It's not great, not good. It's there.
• 35:17
  It's. A movie it it is it.
• 35:21
  It is, in fact, a movie. It was shot with a camera maybe?
• 35:24
  Yeah, there was a scripts perhaps.
• 35:26
  Perhaps I don't know about that, I can't confirm that.
• 35:30
  Somebody might have been writing the lines like on a piece of
• 35:32
  poster board as they were filming.
• 35:34
  Yeah, OK, let's do this. I wrote all of this down cuz
• 35:40
  Travis panicked. I mean, it fucked me up.
• 35:44
  Fair like West Virginia established 1814, the entire
• 35:48
  population disappeared in 1817. To this day, no one knows what
• 35:52
  happened to everyone. Man, like, yeah, this movie like
• 35:57
  kind of set me up heart right there and then.
• 36:01
  Like, I was a little bit loopy from this and being on, you
• 36:05
  know, like a cold and cold medicine.
• 36:08
  And shit, yeah, we could find no dosage information on, so yeah,
• 36:11
  we were eyeballing it. So my first notes are lightning
• 36:15
  round exposition tint fucking OK, because we get tint fucking.
• 36:20
  I wrote that a couple was pitching a tint.
• 36:22
  That's so much better man. Good job.
• 36:26
  Cold medicine makes me funny. Yeah, it makes me stupid.
• 36:30
  Masked pal Spook Billy who punches.
• 36:38
  I'm imagining you riding these and you're having like, I'm
• 36:41
  gonna be able to RIP off of these notes, so.
• 36:44
  Hard guys, I think I go, I think I like translated the script for
• 36:47
  this movie right here. Yeah.
• 36:50
  So we see like, people creeping around outside the tent and you
• 36:54
  think you're gonna get a classic grog turn opening, but it's
• 36:56
  actually just their friends. They're dressed for the Mountain
• 36:59
  Man Festival, and they are perverts too.
• 37:02
  Yeah, why interfere with your friend having sex in the tent?
• 37:08
  Also, I don't know if I was camping with my friends in the
• 37:10
  woods, I don't know that I would want to have sex with Neri.
• 37:14
  But thin sheet of nylon. Yeah, you're.
• 37:17
  Separating us. They, they're not too shy, these
• 37:20
  people, that's for sure. So we got to town.
• 37:23
  It's a news broadcast. The woman's talking about what
• 37:26
  Jess said before. It's the 10th year.
• 37:29
  Yeah, it's the 10th annual Mountain Man Music Festival.
• 37:32
  They hold it every year on Halloween.
• 37:35
  The reporter is very annoyed by this kid picking his nose by
• 37:39
  her. Yeah.
• 37:41
  And then she was like, I'm gonna go for a run.
• 37:43
  So she goes for a run and for some reason she is dressed as
• 37:46
  the bride. Maybe that's her Halloween
• 37:49
  costume. Oh shit, you know what?
• 37:51
  That she totally looks like the bride.
• 37:53
  You're right. She keeps coming across all
• 37:56
  three of the fellers. One pops up, then the other, and
• 37:59
  then she's just like, get out of my way.
• 38:01
  Good costume. Wait, did you talk about this
• 38:03
  for a second? And so you were calling them the
• 38:04
  fellers? I was calling them the boys.
• 38:06
  The boys. The boys, What?
• 38:08
  Before you knew Maynard's name, what did you call them?
• 38:11
  The entire time I wrote him as Doug.
• 38:14
  Oh, OK, I called him Papa before we got his actual name.
• 38:19
  I'd call him Pappy. So he was Papa.
• 38:21
  It was Papa and the boys, which is my.
• 38:23
  That's a good band. My full band, which will be
• 38:26
  opening at the Mountain Man You. Yeah.
• 38:28
  You're 11. Yeah, Papa and the boys and the
• 38:34
  boys. So yeah, they are out there and
• 38:37
  they're, yeah, they're just kind of popping out from behind the
• 38:39
  trees. Yeah, she flips one of them off.
• 38:41
  I think it's Sawtooth. No, I'm pretty sure it's three
• 38:44
  finger. Because it's funny.
• 38:45
  Because. He puts her finger.
• 38:46
  Yeah, that's right. Yeah, three finger.
• 38:47
  And he chops off the finger. Yeah.
• 38:49
  And she goes running. She runs into Papa.
• 38:52
  And he was like, yeah, he was like, quick hide in these
• 38:55
  bushes. He's.
• 38:57
  Like that's scarier than the people that chopped off my
• 39:02
  finger. So they're hiding there and then
• 39:06
  he just chops into her with an axe.
• 39:09
  You could see the gut pack under her.
• 39:11
  Oh yeah. Shirt too, so that wasn't the
• 39:14
  best effect that they've done. I like how they do the opening
• 39:18
  here though, cuz her they he chops her hand off and it lays
• 39:22
  on the ground and it's got her high five hand out and I just
• 39:26
  wrote a long turn five hand. And then we do have something
• 39:29
  like, because the boys come up and Papa says, hey, give me a
• 39:33
  hand. And Sawtooth picks up the hand,
• 39:35
  and he goes. He's just having some fun out.
• 39:40
  There it was funny. They were roughhouse and they
• 39:42
  they just pulled bobbies. So Billy is now discussing the
• 39:46
  drug itinerary that they have. I guess he's set up to, is he
• 39:50
  selling drugs at this place or something?
• 39:52
  Or are they just doing all? These drugs.
• 39:54
  So we do get some exposition dump for him too, and only him.
• 39:57
  Yeah, that's true. Which makes you think that he is
• 40:00
  going to be the final boy. So he dropped out of school 2
• 40:04
  semesters ago. His parents don't know, but
• 40:06
  they're rich, so whatever. I guess they just throw money at
• 40:08
  him. Yeah, he's got a lot of drugs.
• 40:10
  That's how he makes his own money.
• 40:12
  He's digging into his personal stash, getting on his own supply
• 40:15
  in the most literal essences. This festival was Julian's idea
• 40:19
  to go to. Cruz is from the West Coast, so
• 40:22
  she doesn't know about any of this.
• 40:23
  So this is where we get the a reiteration of what we.
• 40:27
  I saw on screen in Chiron's at the beginning.
• 40:31
  OK, yeah, it's funny. These people are all Scottish,
• 40:35
  the actors themselves, that I think they all seem Scottish.
• 40:38
  They do pretty good. The English accents they.
• 40:39
  Could be Welsh. Welsh maybe?
• 40:42
  Could be. I don't know where Bulgaria is,
• 40:44
  honestly. Europe.
• 40:47
  Yeah, I figured, but where? In the European part.
• 40:52
  In the European district, yeah. Of Europe, yeah, OK.
• 40:57
  Which also, I just need to tell the story for people who don't
• 41:00
  follow us on Police Guy. We watched Die Hard for the
• 41:03
  first time ever and Travis was like, no, this guy's not German.
• 41:09
  I was like, he's definitively German.
• 41:11
  And Travis was like, no, he's like some sort of European, but
• 41:14
  he's probably British. And I was like, no, like Alan
• 41:18
  Rickman is British, but Hans Gruber is for sure German.
• 41:24
  And Travis was like. He speaks like an Englishman.
• 41:27
  He sure do. All right, so now they are like
• 41:34
  Julian is. Given the history of why it is
• 41:38
  called Mountain Man. Yeah.
• 41:40
  And apparently local miners didn't get along with the hill
• 41:43
  people. Hillbillies ravaged the Old
• 41:46
  Town, ended up killing everybody.
• 41:49
  No bodies were found in the town, though.
• 41:51
  Because they ate them. Yeah, there's just blood left.
• 41:54
  So it's suspected that they hauled the bodies to the woods,
• 41:58
  created a big old bonfire and cooked the natum.
• 42:01
  So that's why they celebrate the mountain man, not Burning Man
• 42:05
  'cause they're not burning the man, they're taking them to the
• 42:08
  mountains Man. And Cruz is rightfully
• 42:10
  horrified. She's like, this is a
• 42:12
  celebration of a massacre. And I was just like, it's an
• 42:14
  iron. Hill Yeah, get out of here.
• 42:17
  All right, so Papa is yelling at the boys because they left
• 42:20
  behind evidence. They left behind The newswoman's
• 42:22
  like, wallet and stuff. And he was like, I've been doing
• 42:25
  this 30 years and I've never been caught.
• 42:27
  You boys were in a hospital and just left a mess all the time.
• 42:31
  Yeah, like what is the history with these two?
• 42:35
  I feel like we're getting a little tiny bread crumbs, but
• 42:37
  they don't want to say. I don't know, but I do know that
• 42:39
  he then refers to them as pin heads, which was.
• 42:42
  Yeah, you 3 pin heads. His last funny line, I think.
• 42:45
  You think he did that on his own or you think Deckland was like,
• 42:47
  just say the pin head thing? That's what we're here for.
• 42:51
  I That's why we hired you. I don't know, I feel like that
• 42:56
  if he, I like to imagine he came up with it on his own.
• 43:00
  I like, I want him to have had his own fun with it.
• 43:02
  I think we when in the interview he even like mentioned, I think
• 43:06
  he thought of this whole dynamic between them as like a three
• 43:09
  stooges esque thing. Well, that makes sense with the
• 43:12
  like, give me a hand. Yeah.
• 43:13
  That was very, yeah. That was.
• 43:18
  A good curly. Thank.
• 43:23
  You. I'm impressed.
• 43:30
  OK, OK. So the deputy Briggs Biggs, I
• 43:37
  don't know. She calls him junior.
• 43:38
  She calls him Junior a lot. Which she was condescending.
• 43:40
  Yeah. She.
• 43:42
  He's supposed to go hunting with her husband.
• 43:44
  This. I wrote it down because I
• 43:46
  thought it was going to be important.
• 43:48
  It's not important, Not all. The husband is, yeah, barely
• 43:52
  even. Really.
• 43:53
  Yeah, because I thought it was going to be an excuse like why
• 43:54
  the husband wasn't around to like help her.
• 43:56
  But yeah, it's a it's a non factor.
• 43:59
  Oh, the young adults, that's what I was referring to their.
• 44:03
  Group. As they are, they are on their
• 44:06
  way to Fair Lake and somebody is in the middle of the road, so
• 44:09
  they swerve and crash into a tree, try to avoid hitting him
• 44:13
  and they go to check on him to make sure he's OK.
• 44:16
  It is, in fact, Papa. Yeah, this is a terrible
• 44:19
  strategy. I feel like this is how they get
• 44:21
  their victims right because it stands across like a fucking
• 44:24
  bend. I mean, that's how it worked in
• 44:26
  the opening of the second one, remember?
• 44:28
  Yeah, but he is not, as I don't want to say, indestructible.
• 44:34
  Yeah. He feels pain.
• 44:36
  Yeah. Whereas they don't.
• 44:38
  Yeah, he should have just sent that.
• 44:39
  I'm surprised he did this himself.
• 44:41
  Yeah, He was really banking on them not already being like,
• 44:44
  high like this. This could have been like, I
• 44:46
  know what you did last summer. It totally could have been.
• 44:49
  Yeah, he was. He watched that movie and got
• 44:51
  this idea. Yeah, he's like, I'm way better
• 44:53
  than that old fisherman guy. Yeah, I don't wear a rain
• 44:57
  slicker. So he's like laying on the
• 44:59
  ground pretending like he got hid, they wrecked into a tree,
• 45:02
  fucked their car. They go over there and check on
• 45:05
  him and he pulls out a knife and starts swiping at him.
• 45:08
  So they beat the shit out of him.
• 45:10
  I didn't expect that. I thought it was really funny
• 45:13
  though that we just see him get pummeled.
• 45:15
  Yeah, but and on the sides, 3 fingers ready with his arrow.
• 45:20
  Except uh oh, Cough. Here comes the cough.
• 45:22
  Biggs Junior. And I the sheriff is like, no,
• 45:26
  you're all, you're all getting coughed.
• 45:28
  I'm not dealing with this without knowing who is doing
• 45:31
  what. So they all get cuffed, they all
• 45:34
  get put in the Paddy wagon and when they look through the car,
• 45:39
  find the like gallon size baggie of drugs just just out there in
• 45:44
  the open. And she tells him to stay with
• 45:48
  the car. So that way they've got good
• 45:49
  chain of evidence and she's going to get the rest of them
• 45:53
  down to the station and booked and everything.
• 45:55
  So Junior is stuck waiting there, which is bad news for him
• 45:58
  because the boys immediately start planning.
• 46:02
  Yeah, and their plan is to charge.
• 46:04
  They just like run right at him with bow and arrow, get him in
• 46:08
  the leg. Eat his ear.
• 46:09
  Eat his ear. Both ears.
• 46:11
  Yeah. And then stab him.
• 46:13
  He's dead. He doesn't make it.
• 46:16
  I did like him in the little director style he goes all right
• 46:19
  then, thank you. That was that was a wrap on me.
• 46:22
  In the movies. All right, so now they're at the
• 46:27
  sheriff's station. The doctor stitches up Billy,
• 46:29
  who got fucked up pretty bad, and then the crew, they're kind
• 46:33
  of deciding like they're talking amongst themselves, who's going
• 46:36
  to take the heat for all the drugs?
• 46:38
  No, they're unanimously saying Billy needs to do it.
• 46:41
  They're pressuring him. Some of them are like, Julian I
• 46:45
  think is the only one that's like, that's too much for him
• 46:47
  that like they'll like throw the book at him if all of that is on
• 46:51
  him. And then everybody else is like,
• 46:53
  no, let's give it to him. And then Billy's like, yeah,
• 46:55
  just give it to me. I'm the drug guy.
• 46:57
  Yeah, Cruz is like, I will lose my scholarship.
• 47:00
  I'm very concerned. And I think that that's really
• 47:03
  what kind of pushes him over the edge.
• 47:05
  Except then So Billy tells the sheriff, he's like, I'm taking
• 47:09
  all of the responsibility. She goes, well, we'll see what
• 47:12
  happens. And he goes, no, please just do
• 47:14
  it now. And she goes, yeah, there's
• 47:15
  going to be a lot of rounded people at the festival tonight.
• 47:17
  Fine. So she lets everybody else out
• 47:20
  and they're just like, OK, bye. Yeah, they're just like, see
• 47:23
  you, man. Not even a thank you.
• 47:25
  I know like fuck it. Like, yeah, I got they were
• 47:28
  Billy's drugs, but they were all like planning to do the drugs
• 47:33
  with. Him.
• 47:33
  They were doing the drugs with him in the car when they
• 47:36
  wrecked. They are just as responsible as
• 47:40
  him so. The sheriff has pulled the
• 47:44
  Prince on Papa. Yeah.
• 47:45
  Oh, hey, we also get the the TV woman that you were talking
• 47:50
  about where she takes over. I thought it was hilarious.
• 47:52
  Her name is Virginia. Wrong, wrong state.
• 47:57
  Yeah, come on, it's West Virginia.
• 48:00
  Yeah, but yeah, she, you know, I just.
• 48:02
  What's it like on the East Coast?
• 48:04
  She's from the West West Virginia.
• 48:08
  Yeah, so the sheriff has pulled the Prince of Papa.
• 48:10
  He is watched for murder. And then he just kind of makes,
• 48:15
  like, vague threats about how she'll be dead before morning,
• 48:19
  and she goes, oh, yeah, sure. OK whatever.
• 48:21
  The Marshalls will be here to collect you.
• 48:23
  His name is Maynard Odets. Oh, that's.
• 48:26
  Oh, that's nice. The boys pull down a cell tower
• 48:31
  question mark. Phone toll.
• 48:33
  Of sorts, yeah. I feel like it was meant to be
• 48:36
  implied as a cell tower because everybody's cell phone stops
• 48:39
  working, but I also feel like that's not what a cell tower
• 48:41
  looks like. However, none of the buildings
• 48:44
  look like what buildings look like.
• 48:45
  Honestly it seems like it was like all of them because
• 48:49
  landlines don't work anymore either.
• 48:51
  Well, that's after they go to the electric company.
• 48:56
  So yeah, they do that. All calls are dropped.
• 49:00
  While that was happening, Julian was on the phone with Billy's
• 49:03
  dad to get him busted out, and she was on the phone with the
• 49:06
  other deputies to try and get more backup.
• 49:10
  So that all fell through. Julian still wants to go to the
• 49:15
  festival and everybody's like, Oh no, that's kind of fucked up.
• 49:18
  Yeah. So they veto that.
• 49:20
  So now we cut over to the wrong turn porno where it's just the
• 49:24
  cop who is oh wait wait wait, no no, this is the security guard.
• 49:28
  Yeah, I was gonna say you're. I've jumped ahead a little bit.
• 49:31
  Yeah, yeah. This is a security guard and he
• 49:34
  is like, he's immediately killed.
• 49:37
  We don't get anything from him. Like he just shows up there.
• 49:39
  The boys bust in, they go in there and they tie him up to the
• 49:45
  thing with all kinds of wires and just electrocute him to
• 49:48
  death, which kills the grid and the whole town loses power.
• 49:51
  What is this, a Friday the 13th movie where electrocuting
• 49:54
  somebody to death? Come on, let's see.
• 49:59
  So the power is out. Maynard starts laughing and he
• 50:01
  says my boy is coming. Boys.
• 50:05
  And listen, I know it sounds like I'm doing a purposefully
• 50:07
  bad accent, but so was Doug Bradley.
• 50:09
  You're kind of nailing it honestly, like you're you're
• 50:12
  dead on for. Him she lets Moe's out because
• 50:18
  so Moe's was in the same cell with him.
• 50:21
  He was drunk, got a got AD and D and they she lets him out
• 50:27
  because he's like I'm getting freaked out by this guy and I'm
• 50:29
  sober enough now she goes yeah, that's fair.
• 50:31
  Let's just let's get. You out?
• 50:33
  Yeah. And then yeah, he's like, hey,
• 50:36
  like I can stick around and be, you know, some help since you
• 50:38
  don't really have any help. So she's like, oh, I guess,
• 50:41
  yeah, you can stick around for a little bit.
• 50:44
  I I love small town movie magic movie and book magic where like
• 50:48
  the local Raffian gets to help out with cop work.
• 50:53
  Yeah, yeah. Like it's just as easy as that.
• 50:56
  This is where we cut to one of the deputies having the porno
• 51:01
  moment from a woman who took a round turn.
• 51:04
  Yeah, so. Cruise is planning to bring
• 51:08
  Billy food. Yes.
• 51:09
  And she walks out. Where did they get this food
• 51:11
  from? I don't know, but it looks
• 51:12
  really good. And Mimi want some bourbon and
• 51:14
  Toulouse 'cause it was like beans and rice.
• 51:16
  Did look good, yeah. So now we're both hungry, so
• 51:22
  she's bringing Billy some food and she's just gonna walk down
• 51:26
  the road 'cause it's not that far because this set is 10 feet
• 51:30
  wide. I mean, honestly, it's funny
• 51:33
  watching them try and shoot scenes of them walking down
• 51:36
  different streets because it's so clearly the same street over
• 51:38
  and over again. It's funny.
• 51:41
  So as she is walking she gets chased by a three finger.
• 51:45
  He's wearing a mask, a Halloween mask.
• 51:48
  It's so bad it kind of reminds me of Corey from Halloween Ends
• 51:52
  but worse. The little scarecrow mask.
• 51:58
  OK, I know what you're like. The little plastic.
• 52:00
  Yeah. OK, Yeah.
• 52:03
  She runs and he ends up like kind of coming back around and
• 52:07
  meeting her around a corner, cuts her tummy up and then puts
• 52:10
  her tummy inside of her tummy. Yeah.
• 52:13
  And then? Tummy is all the way down.
• 52:15
  And as that's happening, Julian, who went to go just hang out
• 52:18
  with Billy at the station, walk right past, just not even
• 52:21
  noticing like any of that. Yeah, he doesn't subscribe to
• 52:25
  the See something, say something.
• 52:27
  No, he imagine he just didn't even like he saw it.
• 52:30
  Like out of the peripheral of his vision.
• 52:32
  He's like, not. Not my problem.
• 52:34
  I'm doing it not not getting involved.
• 52:36
  So Lita and Gus were they were about to have sex in front of
• 52:41
  Julian. This friend group is way too
• 52:42
  open with each other. So that's part of the reason
• 52:45
  that he was going. Yeah.
• 52:46
  When he gets to the station, Billy and the sheriff are both
• 52:49
  confused, sort of like, Cruz isn't here.
• 52:52
  And she's, like, also visiting hours are over.
• 52:54
  And he's like, listen, he didn't want to be, like, explicit, but
• 52:59
  he's like, I can't go back to the hotel room right now.
• 53:01
  People are fucking. Yeah.
• 53:02
  So she's like, OK, we'll wait for Cruz to get back here so you
• 53:05
  guys can walk back together. And that's safer.
• 53:07
  This, the sheriff, is the most easy to sway of anybody, right?
• 53:11
  Like all she needs is a little. Come on.
• 53:14
  She's like, you know, when you put it like that.
• 53:16
  Yeah, good point. What?
• 53:17
  What shot movie is it? Is it Madman Mars?
• 53:22
  Yeah. Where the one kids?
• 53:24
  Like, come on. Yeah.
• 53:28
  Like how you knew what I was. Going I knew exactly where you
• 53:31
  were going with there. So Gus, after they've had sex,
• 53:36
  Gus tells Lita that he thinks they should move in together.
• 53:39
  And she's like, come on, you know, I've got a job lined up in
• 53:41
  New York when we graduate in May, that is seven months from
• 53:45
  now. This is the most I I fucking
• 53:47
  love this because it's usually like, yeah, you know, I got to
• 53:50
  go to New York City and like, you know, Blossom, I want to be
• 53:52
  like an actor or like, whatever. And no, she's like, no, I want
• 53:55
  to be an accountant. I got to live my dream to be an
• 53:57
  accountant. Come on.
• 53:59
  Are you fucking kidding me? You can be an accountant
• 54:01
  anywhere. Yeah, come on.
• 54:03
  Like, but New York City, that's where the accountants thrive.
• 54:06
  And then he's like, you know what?
• 54:08
  I'll come with you. And she's like, I really like
• 54:12
  you but I need to be on my own. He goes, well I love you.
• 54:16
  How about we get married? A totally not unhinged thing to
• 54:20
  say after just being essentially dumped.
• 54:23
  This guy, he's just, he's digging.
• 54:25
  He's doing everything he can to keep this thing alive.
• 54:28
  He for sure has tampered with her birth control.
• 54:32
  He's like, I poked holes in my condom just now, just so you
• 54:37
  know. So she's like, no, I'm going to
• 54:41
  go shower. Yeah, also, I call bullshit on
• 54:46
  this motel room shower. It's got a glass door on the
• 54:49
  nice little, like, slidy like wheels in it.
• 54:52
  Yeah, like, it's not even just one of those tracks that it can
• 54:55
  easily, like, pop off of. There's no fucking.
• 54:58
  This was somebody's personal bathroom.
• 55:00
  This is the opposite of that one movie where we were like, this
• 55:03
  bathroom doesn't match the house because it's not nearly as
• 55:05
  opulent. It's the opposite version where
• 55:07
  somebody had a nice personal bathroom listen.
• 55:10
  You're right. Yeah, it's so out of place.
• 55:13
  So she goes in there to take a shower.
• 55:15
  While that's happening, one eye knocks on the door and Gus goes
• 55:19
  to answer it, tells them the fuck off, closes the door
• 55:23
  because another knock at the door answers it.
• 55:24
  This time it's Sawtooth, and Sawtooth ain't taking no for an
• 55:28
  answer. I wish he had just closed the
• 55:29
  door and then like they knocked and get in his three.
• 55:31
  Finger Yeah, that would have been hilarious.
• 55:35
  So yeah, he just grabs Gus and they go.
• 55:37
  Yeah, Sawtooth does go a little sneaking around, wants to see
• 55:43
  what's up. Lita hits him.
• 55:45
  He fights back, but she finds the knife that Julian just
• 55:48
  casually drops on the floor and stabs him within.
• 55:53
  So she runs out. Sheriff's husband Jason stops by
• 55:56
  the station. He's like, I brought candles.
• 56:00
  And she's like, oh, thanks, that's really helpful.
• 56:01
  He goes, how about you leave the station and come eat a sandwich
• 56:04
  at home? And she's like, I can't leave my
• 56:08
  work. He goes, well, I will bring
• 56:10
  sandwiches to you. Yeah, Jason, sandwiches are
• 56:13
  like, the most portable food ever.
• 56:15
  Come on. That's the main appeal of
• 56:18
  sandwiches. People don't go.
• 56:19
  I'm going to treat myself to a nice sandwich.
• 56:21
  They're like, I'm on the go, let me get a sandwich.
• 56:24
  This guy is such a non character in this movie.
• 56:26
  Non factor at all. What is he doing here?
• 56:30
  Yeah. So he's like, OK, well, I will
• 56:32
  bring back a sandwich. Let's see.
• 56:35
  Gus is now tied to the trees. Is that what this word is that's
• 56:40
  supposed to say, Gus? Wow.
• 56:42
  OK. Yeah, that.
• 56:43
  Was bad, yeah. He's like, they have him out in
• 56:46
  the hall where he's tied to truck.
• 56:48
  Truck and some trees. And the boys go Annie Wilkes.
• 56:52
  God. Ankles and chins.
• 56:55
  Like they have him, yeah, just stretched out and they just
• 56:58
  whack his fucking legs to death. It's bad.
• 57:02
  It's brutal. And that's not even like his
• 57:04
  death, because they just like, put him back in the bed of the
• 57:06
  truck and drive off. Yeah, they drive past.
• 57:08
  So this scene was really funny because Julian and Moe's are
• 57:13
  just playing poker like quarter aunties.
• 57:16
  And I thought it was just, yeah, it's really funny.
• 57:19
  And then truck truck drives by and they're all like, I ain't
• 57:22
  seen that truck truck around these parts.
• 57:25
  And as they're like watching, at some point Gus is thrown into
• 57:29
  the middle of the road and he tries to like, crawl away and
• 57:32
  truck truck runs him over. Yep.
• 57:35
  So now she is. She deputizes Julian and Moes
• 57:41
  and yes. And Billy, she actually pulls
• 57:44
  Billy out. She was like, listen, you're a
• 57:46
  dumb kid selling drugs. I've got bigger problems.
• 57:49
  Here's a gun. Yeah, we got a truck truck.
• 57:51
  I repeat truck truck. So she's going to go across the
• 57:55
  street for the generator to be able to use the radio to contact
• 58:00
  help. Which I feel like that's not how
• 58:01
  any of this works. And.
• 58:03
  And can I ask something? There was a standee because the.
• 58:07
  The hardware store was Uncle Lee's hardware store.
• 58:11
  Yeah. Because at first when Moses,
• 58:12
  like Lee's got a generator, I thought we were going to like
• 58:15
  Lee's house. And then we realized it was
• 58:18
  Lee's hardware. Yeah.
• 58:19
  There is a standee of Uncle Lee out front.
• 58:22
  Was that? O'Connor no, that was the
• 58:26
  assistant director. OK.
• 58:27
  Yeah. I thought I knew as soon as I
• 58:29
  saw that it had to be somebody that was involved in the
• 58:32
  production. OK, I'm glad that you looked
• 58:33
  that up. Yeah.
• 58:35
  So she goes over there and she finds the little generator.
• 58:40
  So she starts getting it revved up.
• 58:42
  Not a good advertisement for this generator because it lasts
• 58:45
  exactly long enough for her to make A1 shortwave radio call.
• 58:49
  Yeah, that's it. Three Fingers is also there too,
• 58:52
  just kind of tracking her down. He brings in the standee and
• 58:55
  sets it up. I I was confused like that.
• 58:57
  Like did he think that that was person?
• 59:00
  Like I'm going to eat. I think what happened was he set
• 59:03
  it up in there and then the boys across the street got a little
• 59:06
  trigger happy shot at it and because she is on the phone so
• 59:11
  they like shoot through the door because they see the standee.
• 59:15
  It almost hits Lita who has come down the road because she's you
• 59:20
  know, just madness just happened and the generators dying.
• 59:24
  Anyway, the Stoner that the the sheriff has gotten a hold of
• 59:29
  because he's like, pretty smart. Right.
• 59:31
  Yeah. I thought that this guy was
• 59:33
  going to be like a good guy, but you know, he's like, you can't
• 59:37
  get one past me, bro. Yeah, well, because she's
• 59:40
  saying, listen, there are hillbillies eating out.
• 59:42
  She shouldn't have given that much information.
• 59:44
  Less is more in this. Yeah.
• 59:47
  I am the sheriff. We're having a major incident.
• 59:50
  I have no power. Call the cops from the next town
• 59:53
  over and have them send somebody.
• 59:55
  That's all you had to say. Don't say there's hillbillies
• 59:57
  eating people here in Fair Lake, WV and you don't have some stone
• 1:00:01
  or he's like OK. Yeah, he's in Maine too, so he's
• 1:00:05
  like far removed from anything going on in this area.
• 1:00:09
  Yeah, so she goes back over when she hears the shot.
• 1:00:15
  Luckily they missed Lita. They did put a hole through the
• 1:00:18
  door, but you know it, it is what it is.
• 1:00:22
  Around the same time that she comes back, the sheriff also
• 1:00:25
  returns. And then all of the boys are
• 1:00:27
  outside just kind of swarming like sharks.
• 1:00:31
  So Maynard, just trying to convince them to let him out.
• 1:00:34
  He's like, it's in your best favor, it's in your best
• 1:00:37
  interest to do that. Me and my boys will just leave.
• 1:00:40
  And they all basically refuse. Billy tells the sheriff that he
• 1:00:44
  needs to go look for Cruz. And she said you can lock me,
• 1:00:47
  you can lock me up or you can let me go look for her.
• 1:00:50
  Because he's like, I'm a terrible person, I'm a screw up,
• 1:00:53
  I do bad things, I smell bad, and I probably don't wipe my
• 1:00:58
  butt all the way, but I love that woman.
• 1:01:02
  He's like, all of that. All of that is accurate.
• 1:01:05
  I love it, too. Again, he's like, she's like,
• 1:01:07
  no, you're not going to do that. He's like, come on.
• 1:01:10
  And she's like, OK. She's like, I get it.
• 1:01:11
  Yeah, but she does send Julian with him.
• 1:01:14
  Yeah. And Lita and Moe's have a very
• 1:01:19
  hallmark kind of talk. Mr. Why are they doing this?
• 1:01:26
  Oh my God. Why?
• 1:01:30
  Why would they kill Gus? He didn't do anything to anyone.
• 1:01:35
  Mr. Are we going to be OK? And Mos is like, I'm not sober
• 1:01:41
  enough for this. He's like, they're there.
• 1:01:46
  Yeah, like what the fuck is? It's so funny.
• 1:01:50
  Meanwhile, Billy and Julian are running through the street
• 1:01:54
  shotguns, just pointing at everything.
• 1:01:57
  Insight. As you do with, you know,
• 1:01:59
  typical shotgun safety. Yeah.
• 1:02:01
  And they come across Cruz's body and they realize that she's
• 1:02:06
  dead. Billy wants to grab her body,
• 1:02:09
  but they are ambushed in this moment.
• 1:02:12
  So they wake up, we see Billy with his head buried beneath the
• 1:02:17
  ground and. No, no, his head is not buried
• 1:02:20
  beneath the ground he is buried up to.
• 1:02:23
  His neck. I have struggled since watching
• 1:02:26
  this. Like how?
• 1:02:27
  How do I phrase this? Buried.
• 1:02:28
  Buried with the neck up, buried. Buried below.
• 1:02:32
  Like what the fuck is happening? Up to his.
• 1:02:35
  Neck. Yeah, up to his neck.
• 1:02:36
  Yeah, His head is sticking out of the ground, people, and he
• 1:02:40
  has Julian chained up right next to him.
• 1:02:44
  That and we get. Three finger has a little fun.
• 1:02:48
  Yeah, Three Finger has a lawnmower, maybe Tiller, we
• 1:02:50
  don't know a giant machine that he turns on.
• 1:02:53
  It's got blades. It's got blades and he starts
• 1:02:56
  driving in the direction of Billy and I like how he fucks
• 1:03:00
  with Billy here for a little bit.
• 1:03:02
  He drives right at him. Yeah, he's asking Julian to
• 1:03:05
  unbury him, which he's trying at 1st and he's like no sense in us
• 1:03:09
  both getting killed by. Yeah, he just runs off.
• 1:03:11
  Yeah, and three finger, like you said, fucks with him and goes
• 1:03:16
  right past him. And at first, it looks like
• 1:03:18
  Julian is like I'll catch him with the soccer goal.
• 1:03:22
  But what happens is he just turns around, he comes up from
• 1:03:25
  behind and then he just runs him over and chops up his head.
• 1:03:29
  And then he does the same for Julian, just runs him over.
• 1:03:33
  Pretty gnarly. Maynard, back at the station, is
• 1:03:37
  telling Lita to save herself and get him out.
• 1:03:40
  And the sheriff is like, no, let's just ignore him.
• 1:03:44
  She gives Moe's the keys to her truck and tells them to go to
• 1:03:47
  the fairgrounds and get the deputies so that way they can
• 1:03:50
  handle what's happening in town. Moe's is very nervous, but he's
• 1:03:55
  like, I won't let you down. And he's keeping in contact with
• 1:03:59
  his radio the whole time. And then he hits a barbed wire
• 1:04:01
  trap truck flips a lot. And he wakes up tied up in the
• 1:04:06
  hardware store. Yep, they have a barrel and they
• 1:04:11
  start dousing it with gasoline and they put him in the barrel
• 1:04:16
  and then they put it above a fire and they have, what's it
• 1:04:19
  called, an Iron Bowl. Yep.
• 1:04:21
  Yeah, the whole situation there, they just burn him inside the
• 1:04:25
  barrel. It's fucked up.
• 1:04:26
  It is really messed up. So Julian or not Julian, the
• 1:04:33
  sheriff sees that it's like I got to go save him.
• 1:04:36
  So she runs over to the store to go and try and save him.
• 1:04:40
  But they have left all kinds of gasoline around, so.
• 1:04:44
  There's a big explosion and she is thrown back.
• 1:04:46
  Yes. While that's happening, Maynard
• 1:04:50
  tells Luda to have some vision, think of her future.
• 1:04:54
  Unlock the cell and I promise me and my boys will leave town.
• 1:04:58
  You will be fine. And she's like how can I trust
• 1:05:01
  you? And he's like you have the gun,
• 1:05:03
  which is a very good point. We don't know what happens with
• 1:05:08
  this because what happens is she unlocks the cell and she said
• 1:05:13
  OK, now you leave and he picks up a letter opener while she
• 1:05:18
  still has the gun pointed at him.
• 1:05:19
  Says remember what I said about having vision?
• 1:05:22
  Then we just caught to her screaming off screen.
• 1:05:24
  Yeah. And then she comes like out of
• 1:05:27
  the Sheriff's Office, just with both of her eyes cut out.
• 1:05:30
  Now here's the thing in my brain, I always mess this up.
• 1:05:34
  I always think that it happens that he does one and then
• 1:05:38
  something happens where she's like tricked by him again and
• 1:05:40
  he. Doesn't.
• 1:05:41
  Oh my God, that would be hilarious if that actually
• 1:05:43
  happened. No, like, yeah, how does that
• 1:05:46
  happen? He can like cut both eyes out.
• 1:05:49
  And then the sheriff sees her and sees Maynard, and she gets
• 1:05:52
  Maynard locked back up and does. I don't know what feather first
• 1:05:56
  aid you can do in this situation.
• 1:05:58
  Just here's a little cotton pad, a little cotton pad and some
• 1:06:02
  gauze. Yeah, wrapping her around the
• 1:06:04
  head, that's. And Lita's like, I'm so stupid
• 1:06:07
  in the chair. I was like mm hmm.
• 1:06:08
  Yeah, I mean, honestly, you are stupid at this point.
• 1:06:12
  So now she goes back outside because she's gonna go for help,
• 1:06:16
  and she finds her husband, who is tied up in a truck, outside.
• 1:06:22
  This one's heartbreaking. She goes to open it up and it's
• 1:06:25
  got like, he gets gutted. Basically.
• 1:06:28
  As the door opens, it pulls a hunting knife up through.
• 1:06:31
  Yeah, it's like a zipper type thing and yeah, just slices him
• 1:06:35
  and he dies. Yep.
• 1:06:38
  And she's like, where's? My sandwich.
• 1:06:42
  You said you were got a big sandwich.
• 1:06:43
  I'm really. Hungry.
• 1:06:47
  So let's see where. Three finger then approaches.
• 1:06:52
  She shoots him but then she runs out of bullets and then three
• 1:06:56
  finger just wallops her. Yeah, like they actually get
• 1:06:58
  into a fucking fistfight and he can fight.
• 1:07:00
  Yeah, he actually holds Scrappy. He's Scrappy, yeah.
• 1:07:03
  He's he's a little boy, so he's, he's had to put up with his
• 1:07:07
  brothers, his whole. Life.
• 1:07:07
  That's true. Yeah.
• 1:07:09
  So now he's just come back inside the sheriff office.
• 1:07:13
  Doug or Maynard is being super vulgar to fuck.
• 1:07:19
  Almost called her a weddy, Alita, Alita.
• 1:07:22
  And he's just talking about all the shit that they're gonna do
• 1:07:25
  to her, and she can't take it anymore, so she just walks out
• 1:07:28
  of the building. I this actress, I think she did
• 1:07:33
  the best she could with this material.
• 1:07:35
  Yeah, she put, she put her back into it.
• 1:07:37
  She did fine. She did fine.
• 1:07:40
  So she walks out and then the boys have the sheriff now walked
• 1:07:45
  in a jail cell. Yes, and Maynard is free and
• 1:07:50
  he's like, so we're going to set the station on fire.
• 1:07:53
  But I'm not a cruel man. We do have this gun that's
• 1:07:57
  pointed at your face wired up so once you're off your tippy toes,
• 1:08:00
  it'll shoot you and you don't have to burn it off, which
• 1:08:03
  there's a lot of flaws with this in the 1st place. 1 is that I
• 1:08:06
  don't think the duct tape is going to hold this to her the
• 1:08:08
  way that they're trying to suggest to us is actually
• 1:08:11
  working. 2 I don't feel like the wire is taut enough for this to
• 1:08:16
  execute properly. 3 She is going to get shot regardless because
• 1:08:24
  she would probably die of like smoke inhalation or something
• 1:08:27
  for like something would happen that would like get her off of
• 1:08:29
  her toes no matter what. You know what I mean?
• 1:08:31
  It's never going to be a conscious decision.
• 1:08:34
  Yeah, I guess he just wanted to add that extra little like
• 1:08:36
  mental fuck with you thing. Like here, you can kill yourself
• 1:08:39
  or you're gonna burn to death, one or the other.
• 1:08:42
  But we do see her make the choice to drop her heels.
• 1:08:45
  Yeah, yeah. As he gets out, goes in the
• 1:08:47
  truck. Truck.
• 1:08:48
  I will give them credit for this because they show the blood
• 1:08:51
  splatter and they have hair on the wall too.
• 1:08:54
  Yeah, I mean, you actually see the shot come from behind her
• 1:08:58
  head even. Like it was pretty well done.
• 1:09:00
  Honestly, I thought that was like, it may not be sound with
• 1:09:04
  how they executed it, but I like the idea of it.
• 1:09:06
  Yeah, it's pretty interesting. So they all drive off and then
• 1:09:11
  we cut to Weeda, who is walking down, I think, like the same bin
• 1:09:15
  where they wrecked the first time.
• 1:09:18
  And what happens is a truck. Truck pulls up, she's blind.
• 1:09:23
  She doesn't know what's up. Three Finger gets out and guides
• 1:09:26
  her to the truck. She thinks it's help.
• 1:09:29
  And then she gets in there, sits right next to Maynard, and then
• 1:09:32
  he says something about vision. Yeah, I don't remember.
• 1:09:37
  She just. Remember what I said about
• 1:09:38
  vision? Something like that.
• 1:09:40
  And. Then she just screams.
• 1:09:42
  Yep, and then that's the end of the movie.
• 1:09:44
  It's super fucking dark. It is.
• 1:09:47
  So OK, after talking about it, you want to change that change
• 1:09:52
  that score any. No, I still think it's a four,
• 1:09:55
  IE. OK, I just, I think they needed
• 1:10:00
  people who were willing to dig into how campy and stupid this
• 1:10:04
  was. And true, the Hell Priest was
• 1:10:08
  not the one, you know what I mean.
• 1:10:10
  Yeah, you know what, I'll knock it down to A5.
• 1:10:14
  Oh Dang. Yeah, honestly, like, yeah, I
• 1:10:19
  have fun with it, but I mean, I got to sit here and talk about
• 1:10:23
  it and actually we'll look at it and it's just not like the best.
• 1:10:27
  The only reason it's not my least favorite in the franchise
• 1:10:30
  is because six exists. 6 is fucking terrible.
• 1:10:34
  We will talk about 6 eventually. If we talk about 6, we're
• 1:10:37
  talking about the remake. That's fine.
• 1:10:39
  We got to talk about the remake, too.
• 1:10:40
  I'm going to do like we got to do all of them.
• 1:10:43
  I subscribe to that. Start stocking up your liquor
• 1:10:47
  now, folks. Yeah.
• 1:10:50
  OK, so that makes it 4.5 cool. All right, what did Talia think
• 1:10:55
  of this? She watched in horror.
• 1:11:00
  Now whether it was horror because of the movie scared her
• 1:11:03
  or horror because oh God what are we watching?
• 1:11:06
  I think she it's hard to say. I think she she got into it
• 1:11:09
  because she immediately started chewing on my fingers.
• 1:11:11
  Yeah, she did. And her leg ears were alert the
• 1:11:14
  whole time and she was like, I was glued to the screen.
• 1:11:18
  So I think she was pretty into it.
• 1:11:21
  I do think she was probably offended because that's not what
• 1:11:24
  it's like in the holler. It's not.
• 1:11:26
  This is not an accurate representation of Appalachia.
• 1:11:28
  Yeah. So I think Talia will give this
• 1:11:31
  A51 for each of your fingers. OK, I like that.
• 1:11:38
  All right. Zoe's ultimate warrior.
• 1:11:40
  I think 3 finger. She was a scrappy little guy.
• 1:11:44
  I think she would wallop somebody if she had the chance.
• 1:11:47
  It reminded me of the fights between, like, the fight between
• 1:11:51
  him and Sheriff was like a fight between Scout and Zoe.
• 1:11:55
  Yeah. And yeah, that's like, that was
• 1:11:58
  one of those fights where Zoe knocks Scout's collar off and is
• 1:12:01
  deemed the winner. Yes, exactly.
• 1:12:02
  That's how we determine the winner in this house.
• 1:12:04
  Yeah. Whoever knocks the collar off is
• 1:12:06
  the winner. Yeah.
• 1:12:07
  So yeah. OK, I'll take that.
• 1:12:10
  Kind of their own championship Bolt.
• 1:12:12
  Yeah, we should make them like, let them get the where the
• 1:12:14
  others call. All right, so did.
• 1:12:19
  You relate to. Relate to well, man, I relate to
• 1:12:27
  Lena because I too, dream to someday go to New York City to
• 1:12:31
  be an accountant. OK, yes, so that's my dream.
• 1:12:39
  I relate to Cruise because one time in college the cops busted
• 1:12:43
  up a party and I was sobbing in the bathroom convinced I was
• 1:12:46
  going to lose my scholarship. Oh really?
• 1:12:49
  That's funny, I only got busted one time and scolded by the cops
• 1:12:54
  but. Yeah, the cops didn't even come
• 1:12:56
  in. It wasn't even one where they
• 1:12:58
  came in and like I'd everybody. Dream sequel.
• 1:13:00
  Let's see, let's skip ahead a few years and see the like the
• 1:13:06
  actual festival happening. You'll see them come back and
• 1:13:10
  reclaim their legacy at the festival.
• 1:13:12
  I like that. Except let's do it as let's fuck
• 1:13:16
  the timeline anyway. Let's include the lore of all of
• 1:13:19
  the previous movies in it. So like the urban legend that
• 1:13:23
  people tell is like all convoluted and that's a mixture
• 1:13:27
  of stuff and. Kind of how they do with
• 1:13:28
  Halloween. Yeah, and we actually see the
• 1:13:31
  festival and the mayhem happens there.
• 1:13:33
  I. Would have loved that.
• 1:13:35
  Yeah. Honestly, like I, I've wanted a
• 1:13:38
  movie like that for a while too. I just never really thought of
• 1:13:40
  it until you put it there. But the thing I always think of
• 1:13:42
  is that scene in Texas Chainsaw 3D where Weather Face goes to
• 1:13:46
  the the fair and just was like, you know, like I want a movie
• 1:13:50
  like that. I want 1 scene where the crowd
• 1:13:53
  is like cheering for a band and three fingers out there hooting.
• 1:13:56
  Oh, that would be amazing. Oh, fuck yeah.
• 1:13:59
  OK, that's a great dream People idea.
• 1:14:02
  All right. Tagline.
• 1:14:04
  Hill Raiser. OK.
• 1:14:06
  Or Razor is pretty good. Yeah, well, we're just knocking
• 1:14:10
  these out, aren't we? All right.
• 1:14:13
  Well, I guess I mean it's it's time for reviews.
• 1:14:17
  OK. So let's see here.
• 1:14:20
  All right, here's the thing. I don't have any Western
• 1:14:22
  reviews, OK? It was mostly just everybody
• 1:14:24
  saying I refuse to watch that or I didn't know that movie existed
• 1:14:30
  so. We've done the work for you.
• 1:14:33
  All. Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  So you know what I did in preparation that I pulled to two
• 1:14:38
  reviews. OK, I pulled a good.
• 1:14:40
  We did the 2B. We got to B rule OK.
• 1:14:43
  So we'll start off with the negative.
• 1:14:47
  So the negative is A1 star rating on IMDb.
• 1:14:50
  Garbage doesn't even begin to describe it now.
• 1:14:54
  The first movie was really good. Good acting with very believable
• 1:14:57
  characters, good suspense and really good creepy moments, and
• 1:15:01
  enough gore to keep the gore fest fans happy.
• 1:15:03
  This one, however, was completely at the other end of
• 1:15:06
  the scale. The plot is ridiculous, the
• 1:15:08
  characters just look totally out of place, even the main town
• 1:15:11
  inhabitants look as if they don't belong there.
• 1:15:14
  The acting is pretty damn awful, and the makeup for the cannibal
• 1:15:17
  is as amateurish at best. In fact, I've seen better
• 1:15:20
  Halloween masks made by kindergartner kids.
• 1:15:24
  This is in fact a very bad Friday the 13th movie with a
• 1:15:27
  different title. And there were parts where I
• 1:15:29
  kept expecting Jason to pop out from behind a tree or a corner
• 1:15:33
  of a building. At some point when watching this
• 1:15:35
  movie you realize that absolutely nothing about it
• 1:15:37
  makes any sense either, and just two examples of that are One, a
• 1:15:41
  cop gets charged at by cannibals, cop just stands there
• 1:15:45
  saying halt with no weapon drawn, and two, the town is full
• 1:15:49
  of people celebrating the Mountain man festival, yet as
• 1:15:52
  the movie goes on without any explanation, it suddenly becomes
• 1:15:55
  like a ghost sound. There are obviously much more
• 1:15:58
  than that, but I don't have the time or space to list them all.
• 1:16:01
  And I don't have to ruin it for you.
• 1:16:04
  I've seen some really terrible movies in my time, but this one
• 1:16:06
  ranks up there with one of the worst I've ever seen.
• 1:16:09
  I knew just 5 minutes into the movie it was going to be bad,
• 1:16:12
  but I didn't think it would be as bad as it was.
• 1:16:14
  I just wish there was an option for zero stars because this
• 1:16:17
  movie doesn't even deserve A1 star rating.
• 1:16:20
  OK. I can't argue with too much of
• 1:16:23
  that. I will say though, well the the
• 1:16:28
  prosthetics are not my favorite of the franchise.
• 1:16:31
  They're better than amateur. Yeah, they're better than
• 1:16:34
  amateur. Like they're just, they're on
• 1:16:36
  the lower end of yeah, the professional level.
• 1:16:38
  Like they're still decent. Like if I saw that in person,
• 1:16:41
  I'd be like, you know what, that's pretty good.
• 1:16:42
  But then with I see how it's shot.
• 1:16:45
  I think maybe even like some of the lighting could have made
• 1:16:47
  this look even just a little bit better.
• 1:16:49
  Yeah, I think some of it honestly might even come down a
• 1:16:53
  little bit to like color grading, like the makeup used on
• 1:16:55
  the skin versus the just showed up differently with the color
• 1:16:59
  grading. But I mean, it's not, it's not
• 1:17:02
  the best prosthetic work in the franchise though, I will agree
• 1:17:04
  with that. Everything about this movie is
• 1:17:07
  professional, it's just done by I.
• 1:17:09
  I hate to say it but people that just aren't at the top of their
• 1:17:13
  game unfortunately found. In.
• 1:17:16
  Yeah, and honestly, I would say that the kills for this aren't
• 1:17:20
  bad. And saying that, yeah, saying
• 1:17:24
  that this isn't enough for like the gore hounds or whatever,
• 1:17:27
  like I think this serves this is more gory than the earlier ones.
• 1:17:31
  Yeah, I would say like, you get some pretty gnarly deaths in
• 1:17:34
  those. But yeah, I'm like you.
• 1:17:37
  I find it hard to really disagree with too much else that
• 1:17:40
  they have to say there. So OK, let's go with A10 on 10.
• 1:17:45
  OK, Really really good. Surprisingly.
• 1:17:48
  I'm not sure why people are giving this movie such a hard
• 1:17:50
  time. I thought it was actually really
• 1:17:52
  good. When I say really good, please
• 1:17:54
  understand that about 99% of the movies I watch are horror.
• 1:17:58
  I'm sorry, that was very crisp, Pontius.
• 1:18:00
  That was intense. Really intense.
• 1:18:03
  Well, not really intense. I like the classics.
• 1:18:10
  Halloween, Suspiria, Rosemary's Baby, Snoop Dogg's Hood of
• 1:18:13
  Horrors, Friday the 13th, and on and on.
• 1:18:17
  This isn't in that category, obviously, not even close.
• 1:18:20
  What it is, however, is a fun and brainless score fest.
• 1:18:23
  Very cool kilos, funny in a way. I was a huge fan of the original
• 1:18:27
  Wrong Turn, and believe it or not, I actually enjoyed the
• 1:18:29
  second one more. The one with.
• 1:18:34
  Right there with you, buddy. The fourth one had an amazing
• 1:18:37
  setting in atmosphere with the snow and asylum, yet somehow
• 1:18:40
  managed to be one of the worst of the worst horror movies I've.
• 1:18:43
  Ever lost? Yeah, I like that one a lot.
• 1:18:45
  Too I I thought we were, I thought I was gonna get along
• 1:18:47
  with this guy really well until he shot on the 4th 1:00.
• 1:18:50
  I saw the trailer for Wrong Turn 5 on YouTube and it made this
• 1:18:53
  movie look awful. The director or whoever was
• 1:18:56
  responsible for the trailer is an idiot because most people
• 1:18:59
  will just dismiss the movie based on that.
• 1:19:01
  I'm glad I didn't though. Chalk it up to boredom and
• 1:19:03
  curiosity on a Thursday night. Bottom line, see the movie.
• 1:19:06
  If you enjoyed the sequel with Henry Rollins, I apologize for
• 1:19:10
  not knowing if it was two or three.
• 1:19:11
  Very similar with the cool kills and gross out humor.
• 1:19:14
  Accept it for what it is and enjoy that last one right there
• 1:19:19
  is my whole approach for this entire franchise in this movie.
• 1:19:23
  Accept it for what it is. You know what it is, How do you
• 1:19:26
  not know what it is? Just go in with an open mind and
• 1:19:30
  just know what you're signing up for.
• 1:19:31
  I. Don't get how you can love this
• 1:19:33
  one but not like the 4th 1:00. That boils my mind too.
• 1:19:36
  The 4th 1 is so much better than.
• 1:19:38
  And it's the same director. Yeah, I know honestly the 4th 1
• 1:19:42
  like that was his I'm I'm sorry that was his lightning in a
• 1:19:47
  bottle moment where like 3 not the best, 4 pretty fucking good,
• 1:19:53
  5 not great. And then someday we're gonna
• 1:19:57
  have to talk about Joyride 3, which is also Declan O'Brien.
• 1:20:00
  Yeah, May Rest in peace. Yep, that'll probably be the
• 1:20:02
  last one. I will speak of him too.
• 1:20:04
  Unfortunately, because he didn't do 6, somebody else did.
• 1:20:09
  But, you know, like, yeah, I, I enjoy these movies.
• 1:20:12
  Somebody did part 6 and said what is the worst part of all of
• 1:20:15
  these movies and can we make an entire movie out of them?
• 1:20:18
  The incest, yes. That's what people.
• 1:20:21
  Come to us, OK, the. Inbreak.
• 1:20:23
  How can we ritualize that? Yeah, that's the South.
• 1:20:27
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:20:29
  OK, man, you know what? That's another good thing about
• 1:20:33
  this one at least, is it didn't really lean super hard into the
• 1:20:37
  the stereotypes. Yeah, of.
• 1:20:41
  Southern people. Yeah, at most like because it
• 1:20:44
  was the Mountain Man Festival, it was like tongue in cheek
• 1:20:46
  about it. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:20:47
  Yeah, it wasn't too bad. OK, All right.
• 1:20:51
  So let's send it on that right there.
• 1:20:52
  That's yeah, that's a good place to cut it off.
• 1:20:55
  Yeah. Next week, my birthday week.
• 1:20:59
  Jesse's movie pick. Is my movie pick.
• 1:21:01
  I'm not gonna tell you guys where to watch it because we're
• 1:21:04
  recording this at the end of the month.
• 1:21:06
  Yeah, I feel like this is one that's typically on like the
• 1:21:08
  free streaming services though. Yeah, I can.
• 1:21:10
  Find it on Tubi. Yeah, I will post it for sure on
• 1:21:13
  our socials, but we're gonna watch Vile.
• 1:21:16
  I got it. It's finally time.
• 1:21:18
  We've been wanting to talk about it for a while and my birthday
• 1:21:20
  feels like the best time. Yeah, that's a good Jessie
• 1:21:23
  birthday movie pic for sure. Yeah.
• 1:21:25
  So if you're ready for that, yeah.
• 1:21:30
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• 1:21:33
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• 1:21:37
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• 1:21:40
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• 1:23:58
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• 1:24:01
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• 1:24:02
  Bye, bye. Taya just re recorded her button
• 1:24:16
  out there. No.
• 1:24:18
  Oh. My taya Tika cross.
• 1:24:21
  The road? Oh no.
• 1:24:26
  Do we need to go address this right now?
• 1:24:30
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• 1:24:33
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• 1:24:35
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