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I invented the Internet! · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:04
  Testecleese: T.
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  Testecleese: And now is the time when things are shifting.
• 0:10
  Testecleese: There could be a new.
• 0:13
  Testecleese: Don't believe it!
• 0:17
  Testecleese: I struggled.
• 0:18
  Testecleese: Who are fake news.
• 0:21
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
• 0:25
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. If I can circle back I'll circle back with you.
• 0:29
  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:34
  Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:38
  Testecleese: Hello! And welcome to Episode 2, 66 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:43
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:45
  Testecleese: And we're just 2 guys drinking some beers talking about what's going on
• 0:48
  Testecleese: well, the Christmas season the Christmas has ended and we got the New Year coming up.
• 0:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 0:57
  Testecleese: Oh, excuse me!
• 0:58
  Brian McFadden: 2025 in a couple of days.
• 1:01
  Testecleese: It will be. I got 1st toothache of my entire life, and it hurt so much.
• 1:10
  Testecleese: I had no idea there was so nasty. I can't wait to go to a dentist, and I can't believe I'm saying that because I've never said that in my life.
• 1:15
  Brian McFadden: Most people don't say that.
• 1:18
  Testecleese: I I hate to say, but I think it's the water in West Virginia
• 1:22
  Testecleese: just rotten the teeth out of my head, which is crazy because I'm buying spring water with a water bubbler at home.
• 1:28
  Testecleese: but I'm cooking and bathing with well water, you know.
• 1:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:34
  Testecleese: I don't know. The test came back, said it was safe.
• 1:37
  Testecleese: I'll have to check the sulfur levels because we'll have to get it tested again. Here pretty soon.
• 1:41
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:42
  Testecleese: What whatever?
• 1:46
  Testecleese: Well, this California program where Soros has been backing progressives.
• 1:52
  Testecleese: it's starting to fall apart. These guys getting voted out of office and taken out of office.
• 1:58
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:01
  Testecleese: And we've been talking about this guy for years, haven't we?
• 2:03
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:05
  Testecleese: And.
• 2:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:06
  Testecleese: I got a feeling. The average person who votes at all, let alone votes. Democrat has no idea who George Soros is.
• 2:11
  Brian McFadden: No, he was somebody, that he was a very. He's a billionaire, that a few years back decided that he thought he could best influence the Government by focusing on
• 2:25
  Brian McFadden: civil rights crimes with attorney generals across the nation, and it worked for many, many years.
• 2:33
  Testecleese: Well, yeah. Well, look at what California did concerning theft, and enforcing one in general.
• 2:41
  Testecleese: Only right?
• 2:43
  Brian McFadden: Place.
• 2:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, yes, it's in here somewhere. Only recently have they turned around on there? You can get away with stealing. Whatever the hell you want.
• 2:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the citizens actually voted it out.
• 2:54
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, I mean it. It sounds great that you're not putting people in prison, but, like now, the prices of everything are going up because the businesses you shop at are.
• 3:02
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 3:03
  Testecleese: And if you actually pay for your goods instead of stealing them, you have to pay more to make up for the the loss that the store put up with.
• 3:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:12
  Testecleese: And loss prevention isn't what it used to be when you and I were kids.
• 3:16
  Testecleese: The guy in charge of loss prevention would tackle you if you walked out of the store.
• 3:19
  Brian McFadden: They're not allowed to do that.
• 3:21
  Testecleese: They won't even touch you. Go, will you, sir? You please come with us? Just keep walking if you're stealing right.
• 3:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there's no, there's no deterrent for them to keep on trucking.
• 3:31
  Testecleese: Oh, and I get it because it's not worth a lawsuit if you're wrong. And they didn't steal something.
• 3:39
  Testecleese: That's a different story. When I was working security. It wasn't loss prevention
• 3:44
  Testecleese: I was. I was taking, not keeping people safe because we were selling drugs at the you know the bud shop, you know.
• 3:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:54
  Testecleese: Speaking of El Matadoro, sent me a message today.
• 4:00
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 4:01
  Testecleese: I responded back to him, but I haven't heard back. Thought I'd bring him up. We haven't heard from him in a while, you know.
• 4:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 4:09
  Testecleese: Sorry he promised to give us more money to pay for our show, but he.
• 4:12
  Brian McFadden: Never did.
• 4:13
  Testecleese: He gave us the second biggest donation we ever had.
• 4:20
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, cause we bought a case of beer back in the day. It might have with inflation. It might have weakled out, you know.
• 4:26
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, perhaps.
• 4:31
  Testecleese: Okay. So wow.
• 4:34
  Testecleese: trump brought up the Panama Canal and Greenland again, and making Canada the 51st State. And people are taking this so serious that they're writing articles about it.
• 4:45
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they are.
• 4:47
  Testecleese: Are these people stupid, or do they think your average American is stupid?
• 4:52
  Brian McFadden: I think they think your average American stupid.
• 4:57
  Testecleese: So people don't real.
• 5:00
  Testecleese: I just
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  Testecleese: he's obviously. But what what are you gonna do, Greenland? Well, okay, there's some resources there, but we're just gonna mine. The entire glacier of Greenland.
• 5:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: The Panama Canal. We used to own the Panama Canal. We turned it over to people.
• 5:13
  Brian McFadden: Writer got rid of it. He said it was too much of a hassle.
• 5:17
  Testecleese: Well, we paid off what it cost to build it
• 5:20
  Testecleese: before that, too. So it wasn't even that big a deal.
• 5:22
  Brian McFadden: That were, there was no agreement that we were gonna give it back to Panama.
• 5:26
  Testecleese: No, there wasn't. There was no initial agreement, but at least we got back.
• 5:30
  Brian McFadden: Now, I heard we were the. We're the country that uses it like 74% of the time, and we're the ones that get charged the most to use it.
• 5:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, that that.
• 5:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm trying to negotiate a discount, you know, since there would be no canal without the Us.
• 5:49
  Testecleese: And if and if we're using it the most that's usually best customer gets the best rate right.
• 5:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:56
  Testecleese: What? Up, Guapo!
• 5:58
  El Guapo: Not too much. Can you guys hear me.
• 5:59
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 6:00
  Testecleese: You're you're kind of quiet.
• 6:02
  El Guapo: Oh, can you guys hear me?
• 6:04
  Testecleese: I can hear you just not very well.
• 6:06
  El Guapo: How about now?
• 6:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. I turned my volume up a little bit too.
• 6:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 6:13
  Testecleese: Huh? Oh, yeah, that's I think we talked about this that Georgia
• 6:19
  Testecleese: says they can subpoena Fannie Willis.
• 6:22
  El Guapo: That just it just happened.
• 6:25
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, so.
• 6:25
  El Guapo: You were.
• 6:26
  Testecleese: We only.
• 6:26
  El Guapo: About how she lost.
• 6:29
  Testecleese: Lost the job.
• 6:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. July.
• 6:31
  El Guapo: And yeah, no, the court. Yeah. The. So the judge say something about it.
• 6:35
  Brian McFadden: The appeal.
• 6:38
  El Guapo: yep, yep, yep.
• 6:40
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 6:41
  Testecleese: Well, apparently she's gonna be able to be subpoenaed. Obviously, anyone could be subpoenaed right.
• 6:45
  Brian McFadden: In normal life. Yeah, that's the way it should be.
• 6:48
  Testecleese: So I don't. Yeah, I don't see the the issue here.
• 6:51
  Testecleese: especially if you were kicked out of the job for corruption. You know. I mean, it's not even like you're protecting something
• 6:57
  Testecleese: that needs to be protected. You're protecting yourself at that point.
• 7:01
  El Guapo: No.
• 7:03
  El Guapo: So what you guys say about Panama Canal is gonna happen.
• 7:07
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not. I think it's a typical trump, negotiating tactic.
• 7:12
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 7:13
  Brian McFadden: To lower the rates.
• 7:14
  El Guapo: Got you got you, okay.
• 7:15
  Brian McFadden: Get our us ships through there.
• 7:18
  Testecleese: On the big ask you say we're going to take it over, and they say, No, you can't do that like, okay, how about you give us a 50% discount, and they say, Well, that's better than taking it over.
• 7:26
  El Guapo: But does this shiny like build? Build a bigger canal now.
• 7:31
  Brian McFadden: There were. I thought they were working on it.
• 7:33
  Testecleese: Or what.
• 7:34
  El Guapo: I still.
• 7:34
  Brian McFadden: Right next to the Panama Canal.
• 7:37
  Testecleese: Hey? I'm just gonna let this happen.
• 7:38
  El Guapo: Yeah. They already borrowed money from China.
• 7:42
  El Guapo: Has China been taking over every everywhere like, Hey, you want some money like.
• 7:47
  Brian McFadden: Well, also, because Panama thinks they're losing business to the super freighters that can't fit through there.
• 7:55
  Testecleese: Oh, so they're building something wider for these giant cargo ships that carry hundreds of containers. Okay.
• 8:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, Panama freighters cannot go through there no more.
• 8:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I mean, one way. Granted, a wider canal is one way to do it. Another way to do it is just send multiple smaller ships. But that's expensive, too.
• 8:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 8:16
  Testecleese: But, as I recall, doesn't the Panama Canal have a lock system? Because.
• 8:21
  El Guapo: Do it the same.
• 8:24
  Testecleese: Levels, right.
• 8:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, the better one next to it, too.
• 8:27
  Testecleese: That blows my mind how the fuck is the Ocean Pacific Ocean, higher than the Atlantic Ocean.
• 8:33
  El Guapo: And it's what it is, though.
• 8:34
  Testecleese: Doesn't water take? Isn't a liquid takes the shape of its container right.
• 8:39
  El Guapo: Yes, but at the same time the topographically, you know, this could be I just it is what it is. It's like the fucking Dead Sea is higher than every other ocean out there.
• 8:51
  Testecleese: That has something to do with the salt content, just like the she sees that
• 8:55
  Testecleese: meat, but don't mix.
• 8:56
  El Guapo: The level. It's not. It's not a saturation. It's the level I'm talking about. It's higher than any other ocean out there.
• 9:03
  Testecleese: That just seems crazy like it should just
• 9:06
  Testecleese: go down. I don't know, I'm sure, this perfectly good math that explains it. I just don't care enough to.
• 9:11
  El Guapo: It's like arenas being west over San Diego. It is what it is.
• 9:15
  Testecleese: Well, yeah. And Boston is north of Toronto.
• 9:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's just people don't realize how the map is shaped, you know.
• 9:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what he asked me 1st time I heard I was like, no way, it's not Toronto. I was like I used to drive north to oh, Montreal! Not Toronto.
• 9:30
  El Guapo: Like, if you're in Detroit to get to Canada, you gotta go south.
• 9:36
  Testecleese: I see that to get from where I was in Pembroke, Massachusetts, to get to Virginia I had to drive north up into Boston to get on the freeway that goes down south out of the State, either that, or cut all the way east across to the Cape Cod.
• 9:52
  El Guapo: And.
• 9:52
  Testecleese: And come across another highway, which is an extra hour.
• 9:58
  Testecleese: Alright, so
• 10:01
  Testecleese: Janet Yellen says that we may hit our new debt issue before Trump takes office.
• 10:08
  Brian McFadden: Of course she is.
• 10:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 10:10
  Brian McFadden: That makes her, you know. It's more of the scare tactics.
• 10:16
  Testecleese: Oh, are! Are we live somewhere.
• 10:20
  El Guapo: You know why?
• 10:21
  Testecleese: I'm sorry. I just got a message back from El Matadoro.
• 10:27
  Brian McFadden: No, we're not live anywhere.
• 10:30
  Testecleese: Alright. I thought that like I.
• 10:33
  Brian McFadden: Does he want to be on the show?
• 10:35
  Testecleese: It was just strange that yeah. Oh, shoot. Yeah, I'll send him a link. We'll see what happens. Brian. What else are we talking about sorry I'm gonna
• 10:41
  Testecleese: send him over a link.
• 10:43
  El Guapo: Janet Yellen talking about the fucking death ceiling stuff which I don't believe anything, she said. Dude!
• 10:49
  El Guapo: She was a fucking.
• 10:52
  El Guapo: It's not the President. What's it? Called the Federal Reserve. The chairman.
• 10:58
  Testecleese: She was. Yeah.
• 10:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 10:59
  Testecleese: Federal Reserve.
• 11:00
  El Guapo: And.
• 11:00
  Testecleese: It's not cool, but.
• 11:01
  El Guapo: Can handle.
• 11:02
  Testecleese: That's right.
• 11:02
  El Guapo: And then remember when she said, like, Oh, it's transitory. The inflation is transitory, like, Okay.
• 11:08
  Testecleese: And then she told us it was a good thing that it's happening.
• 11:10
  El Guapo: Yeah. So she.
• 11:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 11:11
  El Guapo: She's a fucking liar, so why would you believe anything she say.
• 11:14
  Testecleese: This is what we've been hearing from the left for a long time, was it's not real then. Oh, it's only a little bit. Oh, it's actually a good thing.
• 11:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 11:23
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? This is what keeps happening just like when that one woman was speaking to Jd. Vance about the migrants taking over facilities like it's only a handful, only a handful. Do you hear yourself?
• 11:35
  El Guapo: It shouldn't even happen just once, you know.
• 11:41
  Testecleese: So big lots came to a deal.
• 11:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 11:45
  Testecleese: To save some of the the locations. Couple 100 of them, 3 or 400.
• 11:50
  El Guapo: Virginia.
• 11:52
  Testecleese: It's yeah. It says southeast. They can be replaced by something else, but I don't know what counts as south.
• 12:00
  Testecleese: you know.
• 12:01
  Brian McFadden: Probably Virginia.
• 12:03
  Testecleese: Probably because they but Westford, I'm further south than a lot of Virginia, and it's considered the North.
• 12:09
  Testecleese: So I I don't know.
• 12:11
  El Guapo: So as the.
• 12:12
  Testecleese: What?
• 12:12
  El Guapo: This is 13 years now. So that's why I was asking here, Virginia, because, you know who else is closing a lot of stores now
• 12:20
  El Guapo: advance auto.
• 12:22
  El Guapo: Yes, we talked about this last week, actually.
• 12:24
  Brian McFadden: And
• 12:25
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 12:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, we talked about Napa and.
• 12:28
  Brian McFadden: Our Christmas Eve Eve Service Show.
• 12:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, okay.
• 12:32
  Brian McFadden: Makeup show from the prior Saturday.
• 12:35
  Testecleese: That's what it was, because I was.
• 12:37
  El Guapo: Well, I'm.
• 12:38
  Testecleese: I had, Bob. I had bubble guts from food poisoning from Mexican food so good, though.
• 12:46
  Brian McFadden: Why are you guys.
• 12:47
  El Guapo: Oh, taco! Bell.
• 12:49
  Testecleese: No no real Mexican food.
• 12:51
  El Guapo: So why, you got bubble like too much, or like, does it contaminated.
• 12:55
  Testecleese: I don't. If you, if you change your diet up to a different
• 12:59
  Testecleese: type of cuisine without I don't even know what it.
• 13:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:03
  Testecleese: It might be greasy. It might be that it was too starchy, or whatever they put in it. It's more than I usually have.
• 13:08
  El Guapo: No.
• 13:09
  Testecleese: Delicious. Just like if you eat Indian food, you don't usually eat Indian food. You can't stop. You can't stop crapping everywhere.
• 13:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 13:17
  Testecleese: Because you're used to a certain palate.
• 13:19
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, I I there's a Chinese restaurant go to because of the rice is perfect. It's not sticky. It just.
• 13:26
  Testecleese: American Chinese food is not the same thing.
• 13:29
  El Guapo: I know I know, I know, but this is the place.
• 13:32
  Brian McFadden: I've eaten Chinese food all around the world.
• 13:34
  El Guapo: And it's not the same.
• 13:35
  Brian McFadden: So much better.
• 13:36
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, panda express man like, don't. It's delicious. When you get that chicken that they dump in like sugar and molasses. Then they cover it in sugar, and then they fry.
• 13:47
  El Guapo: I mean, it's nothing to get you by. It is something to get you by, you know, like, alright, whatever you know.
• 13:53
  Brian McFadden: You really can't call that Chinese food that's like calling taco bell Mexican.
• 13:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, it was Tex Max. Text, Max, it's like
• 14:03
  Testecleese: It was a.
• 14:03
  Brian McFadden: I tried the nuggets. By the way.
• 14:05
  El Guapo: Alright. Well, then, you're good.
• 14:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we're pretty good.
• 14:08
  El Guapo: The breakfast is not bad. The
• 14:11
  El Guapo: oh, my God! They're fucking rap! Oh, oh, shall we.
• 14:15
  Brian McFadden: Burrito.
• 14:16
  El Guapo: There's a berea. No, they got like a wrap looking thing.
• 14:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
• 14:20
  El Guapo: Yeah. It got a hash brown in the middle.
• 14:22
  Brian McFadden: Trap.
• 14:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 14:23
  Brian McFadden: Roughest, crunchy rab.
• 14:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's just good.
• 14:28
  El Guapo: Just to get you by for the morning, you know.
• 14:30
  Testecleese: I miss the Mcskillet burrito from Mcdonald's. Their breakfast burrito.
• 14:35
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 14:36
  Testecleese: That was delicious.
• 14:37
  Brian McFadden: They had the breakfast burrito.
• 14:39
  El Guapo: Let's do this.
• 14:39
  Testecleese: They brought it back.
• 14:40
  Brian McFadden: The 99, 1 99 breakfast burrito.
• 14:44
  Testecleese: Maybe I just remember when I was driving an Lv.
• 14:47
  Testecleese: I would swing over the air side.
• 14:49
  Testecleese: stop at Mcdonald's almost every morning to get a steak, Mcskillet burritos! Oh, the eggs and the steak, and the bacon and the peppers! Oh, it was so good.
• 14:59
  El Guapo: I do that when I get paid in the morning, like I don't wanna cook breakfast.
• 15:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. I'm just.
• 15:04
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna split it.
• 15:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, I'm gonna.
• 15:06
  Testecleese: And hangover food.
• 15:07
  El Guapo: But a hotel.
• 15:08
  Testecleese: It's just.
• 15:09
  El Guapo: At least, at least I make my own coffee. I get orange juice from them, you know, because I'm not gonna get the coffee.
• 15:15
  Brian McFadden: The.
• 15:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 15:17
  Testecleese: And from what I hear it's not very good for expensive coffee.
• 15:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, all right.
• 15:23
  Testecleese: That I'm not a coffee drinker, anyway.
• 15:25
  Brian McFadden: I'm not either.
• 15:28
  Testecleese: So Epstein's back in the news. Apparently they're going to release the list.
• 15:33
  Brian McFadden: So they say.
• 15:34
  El Guapo: No.
• 15:35
  Testecleese: So they say
• 15:36
  El Guapo: We'll see what happens.
• 15:38
  Testecleese: Exactly. It depends on whose name is on that list. I mean.
• 15:41
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 15:42
  Testecleese: Someone murdered this guy in jail for this information.
• 15:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:46
  Testecleese: Is it? This is like kind of information that might put Hillary Clinton in jail
• 15:50
  Testecleese: like, I'm surprised, Cooper still alive, after he told us. He has information that could put Hillary Clinton in jail.
• 15:55
  El Guapo: I'm not suicidal. I'm not suicidal.
• 15:59
  Testecleese: Smell, like.
• 16:00
  Brian McFadden: I almost took a drink right before, he said.
• 16:05
  Testecleese: You know what. It's been a long time since I've seen you shoot, Vera, you know, as Brian.
• 16:10
  Testecleese: It's been a while because you used. I used to get you to do it every now and then, every.
• 16:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:15
  Testecleese: Now you expect the ridiculous.
• 16:17
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I do. I have to. I time my drinking as good as I can.
• 16:22
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 16:24
  Testecleese: So I
• 16:26
  Testecleese: all over my newsfeed today, when I was looking for stuff to fill in the the gaps in this list.
• 16:31
  Testecleese: I kept seeing gold and silver coming up, and Bitcoin, but in particular gold.
• 16:37
  Testecleese: And all these articles are saying, Gold's going to continue to soar. It's going to continue to soar.
• 16:42
  Testecleese: and all I could think was, I've been following gold, and since the November election the price of gold.
• 16:49
  Testecleese: the results came out. The price of gold has been going down
• 16:52
  Testecleese: now. Granted, that's a small window compared to 4 years.
• 16:58
  Testecleese: What.
• 16:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 17:00
  Testecleese: I don't know it. Typically gold goes up as the value of the dollar goes down. Are we? Are we concerned about the dollar losing more value, because, if that's the case.
• 17:07
  El Guapo: Yes, because of the Bitcoin.
• 17:11
  El Guapo: Introduce another currency to the fucking masses.
• 17:16
  Testecleese: I don't see how that necessarily hurts the dollar, though. Well.
• 17:20
  Testecleese: it's not backed by anything anymore than it is, just as.
• 17:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, but you you wedge in something else between the dollar and the gold. Of course
• 17:29
  El Guapo: it's gonna affect it, you know.
• 17:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. So I'm trying to decide when it's time to pounce, because I'm probably gonna buy 5 to 10 more ounces of silver here soon.
• 17:41
  Testecleese: And I need to decide when I think the low is going to be, because right now silver is under $30 an ounce.
• 17:48
  El Guapo: Hello!
• 17:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I.
• 17:49
  El Guapo: And you know what tick pool made a good point. Once, like, when you're rich, you keep your money liquefied. You buy access.
• 17:58
  Testecleese: Physical assets.
• 17:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, a mansion. That's why you buy a mansion so you could sell it at a home
• 18:03
  El Guapo: and just keep your wealth. You know.
• 18:06
  Testecleese: Yes, but if I can buy silver for 2 bucks less than ounce, that's just maybe one more ounce of silver I can get. You know what I mean?
• 18:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 18:16
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 18:16
  El Guapo: Anyway, you ever heard of Magnus Carlson? I have heard this name before.
• 18:22
  Brian McFadden: Magnet!
• 18:22
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 18:23
  Testecleese: Saw saw this article.
• 18:25
  Brian McFadden: Share this article? Yeah, huh? Yeah.
• 18:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. Brian shared it, and I thought that was kind of crazy, because I just read like 9 of these articles.
• 18:31
  Brian McFadden: I know they showed up everywhere. This is apparently a chess, grandmaster one a few times, and.
• 18:40
  Testecleese: Reigning, champion.
• 18:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 18:42
  Brian McFadden: and he was just kicked out. He quit a championship tournament over a pair of jeans because they said it didn't meet the dress code.
• 18:52
  Testecleese: Dress codes the dress code. I understand that.
• 18:57
  Testecleese: I mean, if this is the rules that everyone has to follow, that's the rule. Everyone has to follow
• 19:03
  Testecleese: what you would.
• 19:04
  Brian McFadden: Apparently he was in a bad mood that day, and didn't want to change his pants, so he said, I quit.
• 19:10
  El Guapo: Huh! Well.
• 19:10
  Testecleese: Maybe just didn't bring a spare pair of pants.
• 19:13
  El Guapo: I'm sorry you like a preparation that doesn't constitute my emergency.
• 19:20
  Testecleese: Oh, hey! This guy didn't complain to anyone blaming anyone. He's just like what the hell I can't wear tandem jeans.
• 19:25
  Brian McFadden: I'm out.
• 19:26
  El Guapo: It is. It is what it is, you know.
• 19:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, they do. Exactly. Those are the rules. Those are the rules. Yeah.
• 19:33
  El Guapo: You get. It's like people it's like, well.
• 19:37
  El Guapo: why can we do this differently? No, no, you wanna come on to this. You want to change it now. No, sorry, you know.
• 19:44
  Testecleese: Exactly you should have. You should have brought this up 6 months ago. Right.
• 19:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 19:48
  Testecleese: Same thing I bring up to the these lefties like well, the law is stupid. It's like you had tons of time to change all these laws, and you didn't. You didn't give a shit until it's affecting you.
• 19:59
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 20:01
  Testecleese: Greg Gumbel died.
• 20:03
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he did.
• 20:04
  El Guapo: And.
• 20:04
  Brian McFadden: 7 8 years old.
• 20:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. Anyone who's not familiar use a sports anchor or Espn, or, yeah, espn, right?
• 20:13
  Brian McFadden: I know he's on Cbs for a while, too.
• 20:15
  Testecleese: Okay, maybe that's maybe that's what I'm thinking.
• 20:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, just a name that you know, sports fans would be familiar with. And.
• 20:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:24
  Testecleese: While we're on sports for a minute.
• 20:25
  Testecleese: What's going on with the Nfl.
• 20:29
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 20:32
  El Guapo: The beyonce stuff like that.
• 20:34
  Testecleese: Beyonce thing came up. Yeah, but.
• 20:37
  Testecleese: I was referring to
• 20:39
  Brian McFadden: Netflix.
• 20:40
  Testecleese: A lot of people are upset about the judges. The referees calls lately.
• 20:44
  Brian McFadden: Oh, they're horrible. Yeah, they've been horrible. Yeah.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: Like. There's 1 about the Washington commanders, and I think it was the jets.
• 20:51
  Testecleese: And I watched the replay after the fact, because I didn't watch the game, but this guy was clearly
• 20:57
  Testecleese: offsides, had committed a false start. The right tight end. He was like 2 yards behind the line of scrimmage in his pass block position before the ball was snapped, and they allowed.
• 21:07
  Brian McFadden: Probably have to be more challenges allowed, and more camera angles.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: The guy. They threw their red flag for a challenge, and the refs threw it away, upset a lot.
• 21:19
  Brian McFadden: That's when that's when. Because the the booth, the headquarters for the Nfl. Can call for challenges, too.
• 21:30
  Brian McFadden: They're watching all these games in some office somewhere.
• 21:34
  Brian McFadden: you know, looking for things like this. So.
• 21:38
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 21:41
  Testecleese: Well. Apparently people thought Aoc was pregnant from her white boyfriend.
• 21:47
  Brian McFadden: And from her Thanksgiving photos, but she gained 10 pounds. She's just.
• 21:52
  Brian McFadden: she said. She ate well during the holidays.
• 21:55
  El Guapo: I bet you did a lot of sausages.
• 21:58
  Testecleese: Hey? I can accept the
• 22:00
  Testecleese: I ate a whole bunch of Thanksgiving dinner. You know what I mean.
• 22:03
  El Guapo: Is it glow? Is she glowing?
• 22:07
  El Guapo: Okay, would this be called geriatric pregnancy? Yes, it is a geriatric pregnancy.
• 22:14
  Testecleese: Well, not because she's too old, though.
• 22:16
  El Guapo: Yes, 34, about to be 35.
• 22:19
  Brian McFadden: That's not too old.
• 22:20
  El Guapo: I told you we're at the prices.
• 22:22
  Testecleese: I thought it was like 37 was geriatric.
• 22:24
  El Guapo: No, it's 30 years old. You already put alright bye.
• 22:29
  Brian McFadden: Why then.
• 22:31
  Testecleese: Well, that just refers to pregnancy like the wife's pregnancies, were geriatric because she was older than what is expected.
• 22:39
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 22:41
  El Guapo: It's fair.
• 22:43
  El Guapo: There we go alright. Let's see.
• 22:44
  Brian McFadden: I read this article. I actually had read this article last week or week before.
• 22:50
  Brian McFadden: where they've they found this Congresswoman.
• 22:54
  Testecleese: I did, too, but I didn't bother sharing it.
• 22:56
  Brian McFadden: Is actually.
• 22:56
  El Guapo: It's 35. Yeah, it's 35 year after practicing.
• 22:59
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 23:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 23:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead.
• 23:02
  El Guapo: I mean, can she run? I mean, when she could run, Professor, she's gonna be 35.
• 23:06
  Testecleese: 35.
• 23:07
  El Guapo: Yeah. So when there's a pregnancy
• 23:10
  Brian McFadden: When she's no longer pregnant.
• 23:12
  El Guapo: No, I mean like when she turn 35. That's the thing.
• 23:16
  El Guapo: Because I know she cannot run for President yet, or even Senate. Does the Senate have to be a limit? Age.
• 23:22
  Brian McFadden: No, not that low they do have, but it's.
• 23:26
  Brian McFadden: She might be Senator level.
• 23:28
  El Guapo: 35 year old. Congresswo. Yeah, yeah, she's 35 already.
• 23:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, she's old.
• 23:36
  Testecleese: Shit. I'm 42.
• 23:38
  El Guapo: Dude. She's the same age. She was my ex-wife. I just realized I don't know why my kid had to ask my ex-wife. How do you, mom? Like
• 23:45
  El Guapo: she's like 35.
• 23:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she can serve in the Senate. You gotta be at least 30 years old.
• 23:51
  El Guapo: To for President.
• 23:53
  Brian McFadden: No, for Senate.
• 23:54
  El Guapo: Oh, really.
• 23:56
  Testecleese: Your your Mormon ex-wife.
• 24:00
  Testecleese: I remember, I remember when I found out she was Mormon. It was because I was sitting here ripping on the Mormons for like 10 min.
• 24:06
  El Guapo: I know dude. I did find out to my dad ask her questions like, So are you, Mormon? And she's like, Yes, I'm like, what
• 24:15
  El Guapo: underpants?
• 24:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's 1 of the questions. That was one of the questions like, what like, I've been dating you for a month. The religious part didn't come to question because I wasn't thinking about it, you know.
• 24:28
  Brian McFadden: You were thinking about something else.
• 24:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I think it was something else.
• 24:34
  Testecleese: Alright anyway, back to this congresswoman I read. I saw this last week, too, and I didn't think too much of it.
• 24:40
  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't either.
• 24:41
  El Guapo: Geriatric, congresswoman, pregnancy.
• 24:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's I mean, if you looked at the average age of the house of Roberta and people, it would be. It's pretty excuse high.
• 24:50
  El Guapo: Baby compared to every.
• 24:52
  Brian McFadden: She stopped coming to vote.
• 24:56
  Brian McFadden: She she stopped coming across. She's a California, I think, congresswoman. She stopped coming to vote, and apparently somebody looked into it, and she doesn't even have a home by her own in California. More, she's living in a nursing home.
• 25:14
  El Guapo: She's a Republican Texas woman.
• 25:16
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Whatever.
• 25:18
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 25:18
  Testecleese: Well, and she's dealing with dementia or something.
• 25:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, and.
• 25:23
  Brian McFadden: At 81, you know. Let it go you. There's no point in it.
• 25:27
  El Guapo: No, no, you know what the fucking people the covering up for her should be to be in jail. I'm sorry. Why are we going through this.
• 25:35
  El Guapo: This is bullshit dude.
• 25:37
  Brian McFadden: Went, throwing Daisy Malozi.
• 25:39
  El Guapo: It said. Like, if you're in a fucking, silent home, if you know this person's fucking beyond fucking, you should be. You're committing fraud
• 25:48
  El Guapo: to the American people who's making.
• 25:51
  Testecleese: Look at you.
• 25:52
  El Guapo: Calls.
• 25:53
  Testecleese: Look at what nobody did. She didn't even vote versus Joe Biden, who is still passing laws and signing stuff.
• 25:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, he's living the dream.
• 26:00
  El Guapo: Everybody should be arrested in that fucking situation too.
• 26:04
  Brian McFadden: And what situation.
• 26:06
  El Guapo: Joe Biden.
• 26:07
  Brian McFadden: In fact, here you go.
• 26:09
  Brian McFadden: He's still president, unfortunately.
• 26:11
  El Guapo: Who is the President? He don't even know what the fuck he's doing. Sometimes.
• 26:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, whoever's got his auto pen, you know they're doing a great job right now.
• 26:18
  El Guapo: Yeah. They're fucking up everything up.
• 26:21
  Brian McFadden: But that's how our system works. You know.
• 26:25
  Brian McFadden: They're trying to make it as difficult as possible for Trump to succeed.
• 26:30
  El Guapo: But did not make it difficult for Joe Biden to fucking pardon. All those fucking, crazy people.
• 26:35
  Brian McFadden: No, which Biden's going to get credit. Pardon next.
• 26:39
  Brian McFadden: You're not a brother.
• 26:40
  El Guapo: His brother. Yep, Jim, by them.
• 26:42
  El Guapo: you know you know what he's going to leave without pardon Pelosi and all the Democrats, because he's fucking upset with them.
• 26:50
  Brian McFadden: He's not giving Pelosi a pardon.
• 26:52
  El Guapo: No, he's not gonna give him one.
• 26:54
  Brian McFadden: Okay, that's what you're saying. He's not giving any of them.
• 26:56
  El Guapo: I bet you! I bet you want to bet.
• 26:58
  Brian McFadden: I mean Uk. He came out with this thing where he wanted to pass. He wanted to change the Represent House representative rules where no insider trading.
• 27:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's.
• 27:08
  Brian McFadden: That was a slap in the face of Pelosi and her husband.
• 27:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's not going to give them.
• 27:12
  Testecleese: I thought that was already against the law.
• 27:14
  El Guapo: No, he!
• 27:14
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not.
• 27:17
  Testecleese: I'm pretty certain it's already against the law for these guys to use this information to go ahead and
• 27:22
  Testecleese: but make trades. That's why, Nancy has her husband Paul, make all the investments.
• 27:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 27:28
  El Guapo: So Joe, Buddy just came out with that recently, and he's not gonna partner.
• 27:33
  Testecleese: I think this is just another wall that he's trying to put on top of stuff that already exists kind of like they keep talking about gun control. It's like, well, if you think people are, gonna follow these gun control laws, why don't we just outlaw murder because that would stop you from killing people too.
• 27:46
  El Guapo: So like the 15 year old, we're not supposed to have a hang gun.
• 27:51
  El Guapo: What blows does? She broke.
• 27:54
  Testecleese: By having a handgun you'd be 21 to buy a handgun.
• 27:56
  El Guapo: Yes, so she already broke one. Law. Did it stop?
• 28:01
  Testecleese: And and then and then took it on to into a no gun zone, yeah, and then
• 28:06
  Testecleese: and then fired it at people when her life wasn't in threat.
• 28:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, so 3 fucking.
• 28:11
  Testecleese: What's 1 more law gonna do to stop someone from doing this?
• 28:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:15
  Testecleese: And her parents might end up in prison just like that other kid.
• 28:19
  El Guapo: I think it's not her parents. It's somebody else somewhere else from California.
• 28:23
  Testecleese: Dude in California, but he was supposed to blow up Federal buildings with bombs awesome
• 28:27
  Testecleese: the same time. He's already.
• 28:29
  Testecleese: He's the one to provide the gun.
• 28:31
  Testecleese: Maybe I'm not sure that's actually an excellent question. But she was in Wisconsin or something, wasn't she, that California picked this guy up.
• 28:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, but they don't fucking care. The the Internet's there. So.
• 28:45
  Testecleese: No, I'm just saying I'm not sure if he gave her the gun or not.
• 28:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, we it kind of fell out of the loop, hasn't, hasn't it?
• 28:52
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, I mean.
• 28:54
  Testecleese: you shoot up a school, a Christian school, and everyone looks the other way as soon as they make their gun control.
• 28:59
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 29:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, there's especially, I bet. Was she Lgbtq or not? She just
• 29:05
  El Guapo: he was about fucking feminist ultra feminist.
• 29:11
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 29:11
  El Guapo: Yes, that's what it was.
• 29:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. But if this was a white guy on the subway.
• 29:17
  El Guapo: 0, 6.
• 29:18
  Testecleese: Black dude, we'd still be talking about her.
• 29:22
  Testecleese: Anyway, over here in West Virginia Department of Health and Human Services is watching the
• 29:31
  Testecleese: opioid epidemic become less lethal in this state
• 29:36
  Testecleese: which is good because fentanyl is a real issue out here, and.
• 29:41
  El Guapo: No, I mean, it took 1 point like, how often like,
• 29:45
  El Guapo: it's just gonna stop because people are already dead with it.
• 29:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's 1 way to put it is you're thinning out the herd of the people that will abuse this stuff, and they're just dying so they can't. They're not there to do it again.
• 29:58
  Testecleese: But I mean, I'm not
• 30:01
  Testecleese: justifying it. But I understand why a lot of folks would be doing hardcore drugs in a lot of West Virginia there is nothing to do, especially if you can't even afford like an Atv.
• 30:11
  Testecleese: There's nothing there's nothing out where I am
• 30:15
  Testecleese: now. I enjoy doing what I do
• 30:18
  Testecleese: look, I mean not everyone can set up a a smelting and a
• 30:23
  Testecleese: forging shop. You know what I mean.
• 30:28
  Testecleese: Anyway, we also just had a guy who was arrested.
• 30:33
  Testecleese: He's been picked up for wanton endangerment because he discharged 2 rounds while sitting at the bar in a in a bar.
• 30:42
  El Guapo: Oh, I just charge 2 rounds. I could see one by accident, but how.
• 30:49
  Testecleese: What! What are you doing with your hand on your gun in a bar?
• 30:54
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 30:56
  El Guapo: I can see like you care, cause you care. You forgot like oh, shit! I got a handgun. Then you stop up for your 1st drink.
• 31:03
  El Guapo: Mistake happens. Okay.
• 31:06
  El Guapo: but I would not fucking. Pull it off and put my trigger in there like no like it could be around in there, you know.
• 31:13
  Testecleese: Always assume it's loaded is the 1st thing they teach you.
• 31:15
  Testecleese: Yes, safety right?
• 31:16
  El Guapo: That's the 1st round where the fuck, the second round come from. How the fuck did you discharge through.
• 31:21
  Testecleese: That's why it's wanton endangerment versus a stupid mistake. This dude sounds like intentionally pulled out his gun and fired off 2 rounds, for probably because he drank too much and thought
• 31:33
  Testecleese: New Year's Eve. Was it? Was it Mexican for New Year's Christmas Day?
• 31:38
  El Guapo: I'm pretty sure Mexico has the same day for Christmas.
• 31:42
  Brian McFadden: Countries do.
• 31:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I've heard like he was
• 31:45
  El Guapo: like shooting up in the air.
• 31:49
  Brian McFadden: That'd be New Year's Eve.
• 31:51
  El Guapo: Doesn't matter with a festival. It's a festival.
• 31:53
  Testecleese: If if he's shooting in the air. You're a freaking moron, too.
• 31:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's what.
• 31:57
  Brian McFadden: We got gravity in the Us. Unless you think you're flat Earth, you know.
• 32:04
  El Guapo: That's what I was asking. Is the guy Mexican or something? Let me see, let me see.
• 32:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah, flat Earth, I mean, your bullets just gonna hit the the filament up there.
• 32:12
  Testecleese: Well done right?
• 32:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Now it's gotta come back down.
• 32:17
  El Guapo: It's a white guy. Jesse settles 29 years old.
• 32:22
  Testecleese: No idea what you're talking about.
• 32:23
  El Guapo: There's a good West Virginian guy arrested for the fucking, firing.
• 32:27
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 32:29
  El Guapo: Yeah. His name is Jesse Settle. No Mexican good name.
• 32:33
  El Guapo: Let's see my kid Jesse settled now.
• 32:38
  Testecleese: Oh, which is funny, because that just reminded me of the Nick Fuentes thing we were talking about last week.
• 32:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 32:44
  Testecleese: Well, everyone is. They were all calling him a white supremacist, and he's like, I'm Mexican. My name is Fuentes.
• 32:52
  Brian McFadden: No, that could be. You know what he could be fucking European descent.
• 32:57
  El Guapo: Spaniard, and still be considered white.
• 33:01
  Testecleese: See it.
• 33:01
  El Guapo: But he looks white as hell.
• 33:04
  Testecleese: That's why they have non-white Hispanic on there as a list for you. When you fill out a job interview.
• 33:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, Nick Fuentes, no.
• 33:14
  Testecleese: Know he definitely looks like a super white dude. I was just yeah. That's hilarious when he's like he's like, I'm Mexican. My name is Fuentes.
• 33:24
  El Guapo: Did he say actually say that.
• 33:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 33:27
  El Guapo: Oh, really. Oh, okay.
• 33:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:29
  El Guapo: I thought it was white. Caucasian. Yeah, he's fucking wet as fuck, too yellow, white. Yeah.
• 33:35
  Testecleese: Well, realistic. All you need is one male in your family 15 years ago, 15 generations ago, to have the name Fuentes, and you're gonna you might have it. You know what I mean.
• 33:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 33:47
  Testecleese: Anyway, what's going on in Virginia? Brian.
• 33:50
  Brian McFadden: Nothing.
• 33:51
  Testecleese: Oh, really. So this campus, these things no big deal.
• 33:56
  El Guapo: She should be deputy arrested for Stacy charges.
• 33:59
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, the campus east thing, where the people are pissed off because their mail. But they got one of those cluster mailboxes are in like at a complex.
• 34:08
  Brian McFadden: and the mailboxes were taken out years ago, and they still haven't been replaced.
• 34:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Car drove into him, it says.
• 34:16
  Testecleese: and it was funny, because these are all like college students. They like one of the roads mentioned was pencil, box, lane, or something like that.
• 34:23
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 34:25
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 34:25
  Brian McFadden: I wonder if there's any drinking involved or smoking.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: Like. Oh, it's 3 miles I had to drop walk to the next post office, and you know I go once a month on ubers like fucking walk. It's 3 miles, I'm sure. Once a week you could use a little bit of exercise, maybe that.
• 34:41
  Brian McFadden: You almost got me again with uber.
• 34:46
  Testecleese: This. Maybe this is why we're so overweight. We won't even walk to get our mail.
• 34:50
  Brian McFadden: No fuck that I'm gonna uber it.
• 34:53
  Testecleese: Not hop on a skateboard or a bicycle, but 3 miles south.
• 34:57
  Testecleese: It better be an ebay not was such a lazy, lazy people. Oh, my God, okay.
• 35:09
  Brian McFadden: Well, and other exciting news we got a Chesapeake deputy who's been arrested. He's because he's facing charging for
• 35:17
  Brian McFadden: he or her.
• 35:18
  Brian McFadden: He.
• 35:19
  El Guapo: He or her.
• 35:19
  Brian McFadden: I don't know but they were smoking contraband in the jail.
• 35:22
  El Guapo: Because you know what I'm sorry to say this, but females are more susceptible.
• 35:26
  Brian McFadden: I don't think it is a herd. Let me go back to the article again. I thought.
• 35:29
  El Guapo: Look at the mall borders 26.
• 35:34
  Brian McFadden: The guy.
• 35:35
  El Guapo: Yeah. Fuck.
• 35:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I know what you're saying, you know, but
• 35:40
  Brian McFadden: if the money's right, you'll some people will do this.
• 35:43
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 35:45
  Testecleese: Well, that's when it comes to women doing. It's usually because they're
• 35:49
  Testecleese: falling in love with the inmate.
• 35:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, if it was a her I'd be like, I can fix her. I can fix her. I can fix her. I can fix her.
• 36:00
  Brian McFadden: You can't fix her. She's.
• 36:02
  El Guapo: I know, I know, like my guys and girls default for that like I can fix my person. No, you can't.
• 36:10
  Brian McFadden: Hello!
• 36:10
  Testecleese: Why would you want to put in that effort, anyway?
• 36:13
  El Guapo: They just they think they can fix them, you know, like they fall in love with a person they think like. Oh, I can fix. I don't. It's just they think they can fix them, that's all.
• 36:24
  Brian McFadden: Can they fix them?
• 36:25
  El Guapo: No, no, usually doesn't happen
• 36:28
  El Guapo: if you're already making you do illegal shit you the one getting fucking, Con, you know.
• 36:35
  El Guapo: but they don't see it that way.
• 36:39
  Testecleese: All right. So concerning these death row inmates that had their sentences commuted, I guess one of them.
• 36:46
  Brian McFadden: Was local to us, a hit man who was hired by the navy officer's wife and her boyfriend
• 36:56
  Brian McFadden: to kill an AV. Officer.
• 36:59
  Testecleese: We talked this morning. It happened, didn't we? Yeah.
• 37:01
  Brian McFadden: We have and about, you know, and then.
• 37:04
  Brian McFadden: so he now gets life in prison for killing an actual navy officer.
• 37:10
  El Guapo: Well, he's commuted now.
• 37:11
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 37:12
  Testecleese: Awesome.
• 37:13
  Testecleese: No, commuted me. His sentence was shit.
• 37:15
  Brian McFadden: Biden wasn't commuting these sentences for the he just.
• 37:20
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 37:20
  Brian McFadden: He did it from.
• 37:22
  El Guapo: That road to fucking like.
• 37:23
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Yeah.
• 37:24
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 37:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:26
  El Guapo: Thanks. Joe Biden.
• 37:28
  Brian McFadden: Doing that better for the families that you know of the 3 families that he chose not to do that with.
• 37:35
  Testecleese: Well, if we're not gonna execute people as a nation, which I'm not necessarily saying, it's a bad idea to change our policy. But if we're not going.
• 37:42
  Brian McFadden: We talked about this last show, too.
• 37:44
  Testecleese: But yeah, but if we're not going to do it, then let's not do it. And if you're going to have it on the books, and then you're going to sentence someone to death. You have to carry it out.
• 37:53
  Testecleese: or else it means nothing.
• 37:55
  Brian McFadden: When do you carry it out.
• 37:58
  Testecleese: That's something that has to be decided upon. But the you can't have one person come in after the fact and undo 37 of the 40
• 38:06
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 38:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Here.
• 38:07
  Brian McFadden: I'll be good.
• 38:08
  Testecleese: Do it.
• 38:08
  Brian McFadden: He doesn't. He doesn't approve the next Administration's policies, you know.
• 38:14
  Testecleese: Well, he's like, I don't want Trump to kill these people. But Trump didn't have shit to do with it.
• 38:17
  Brian McFadden: No try.
• 38:19
  El Guapo: He, yeah.
• 38:21
  El Guapo: how about your body? Pay for the fucking set like for the life support ticket. Receive for the next until they die.
• 38:29
  El Guapo: You know.
• 38:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know. And when he he did this I was like, I hope it's at least because, you know, we're hoping it's because of his Catholic faith. And then I hear that it's like, I just don't want Donald trump to kill these people, and I was like Trump had nothing to do with it. This was the court system that made these decisions.
• 38:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 38:46
  Testecleese: The the jury decided, you know.
• 38:49
  El Guapo: Trump do have to wash his hand. After this he never touched it.
• 38:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. Never had anything to do with it. And.
• 38:55
  Testecleese: Shit sarnav who's still on death row happened way before trump. And actually all 3 of these guys happened way before trump.
• 39:02
  El Guapo: Everybody had. All of this happened before, probably trump.
• 39:06
  El Guapo: I don't know. I didn't go through every single case.
• 39:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, all yeah.
• 39:11
  Testecleese: But a 3 guy.
• 39:12
  El Guapo: But even trump cannot do like a affect the jury
• 39:17
  El Guapo: or the fucking judge, or anybody in there. He he's.
• 39:19
  Testecleese: That would be illegal.
• 39:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:23
  El Guapo: So none of it had to do with trump. So this is fucking, inflammatory.
• 39:28
  El Guapo: This is what the Democrats are going to keep losing dude because of shit like this.
• 39:36
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 39:37
  Testecleese: Oh, excuse me!
• 39:40
  Testecleese: Well, the family of a victim of a
• 39:44
  Testecleese: a guy who killed 2 people while robbing a bank.
• 39:48
  Testecleese: Is, is furious at Biden right now for commuting this guy sentenced to life in prison versus death.
• 39:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:55
  Testecleese: Because their daughter's not coming back.
• 39:59
  Brian McFadden: But Biden doesn't care about that.
• 40:01
  Testecleese: No, and oh, good! What's up?
• 40:06
  Testecleese: All right, and mansion.
• 40:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, is not a fan of us either. And I.
• 40:12
  Testecleese: Mansion's a moron. When when do they get replaced?
• 40:19
  Brian McFadden: January 3.rd
• 40:21
  Testecleese: January 3rd is the Senate, and Congress too. Right.
• 40:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, both of them do the same day.
• 40:29
  Testecleese: Speaking about. Are you familiar with Harry Sisson?
• 40:33
  Testecleese: I think that's his name. Okay, he's 1 of these Gen. Z.
• 40:38
  Testecleese: Far left pundit kids.
• 40:42
  Testecleese: He, they're looking for anything to get trump on, and when they got nothing at all to even twist, he's now complaining that trump's reinstalling his diet Coke button in the oval office. This is what he's worried about.
• 40:56
  Testecleese: like the guy likes to have a diet Coke when he's working, you know.
• 40:59
  Brian McFadden: I guarantee you don't have nobody. There's servants in the White House for that kind of shit.
• 41:03
  Testecleese: Well, not the not a soda gun. He's got a button that he pushes when he sits there, and someone walks in and gives him a diet. Coke.
• 41:10
  Brian McFadden: Okay, what's wrong with that?
• 41:13
  Testecleese: Apparently.
• 41:13
  Brian McFadden: You're the people that are doing it prefer it that way, because then that means less trips. Nobody's got to walk in and see what he wants when he pushes the button, and then they go back out to the kitchen and get get it. You know.
• 41:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, but.
• 41:25
  Brian McFadden: There's a whole stem.
• 41:26
  Testecleese: Versus continuously interrupting the President. When he's doing all these, what? Sure would you? Would you like another diet, Coke? Because.
• 41:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:32
  Testecleese: Trump likes his diet. Coke likes he likes. It's Mcdonald's. You know what I mean.
• 41:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:37
  Testecleese: I say, give the guy a mini fridge full of diet. Coke.
• 41:39
  Brian McFadden: Wonder if he eats the mcrib.
• 41:42
  Testecleese: I don't know, but people apparently love it, though I've never.
• 41:45
  Brian McFadden: I've already. I've had 2 this year.
• 41:48
  Testecleese: As soon as it comes out you run out and get one.
• 41:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And then I just had one this week, too, because I was afraid they were running out so.
• 41:54
  Testecleese: They're that good.
• 41:56
  Brian McFadden: They're pretty tasty. I don't know. I don't want to know what meat parts are in the mcrib, but I love the taste of it.
• 42:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm Z.
• 42:03
  Brian McFadden: Just gotta have a million napkins with it, because they've gotten sloppy making them so.
• 42:07
  Testecleese: I got 3 racks of ribs in my feet. Freeze over here.
• 42:11
  Brian McFadden: You can make me a bigger.
• 42:13
  Testecleese: Well, I can't. No, I'm gonna be cooking real ribs. I got a grill for Christmas. I have to set up soon. I'm gonna be cooking some ribs right away.
• 42:25
  Testecleese: anyway.
• 42:26
  El Guapo: Right.
• 42:26
  Testecleese: To the Nfl. That we were talking about
• 42:29
  Testecleese: beyonce. I didn't even read this article because I don't care, and I wanted to watch.
• 42:33
  Brian McFadden: You made 20 million dollars for that halftime show. How much do the people that perform on super bowl halftime get paid.
• 42:42
  Testecleese: That's exactly what I was going to ask, because the super bowl halftime is huge.
• 42:46
  Brian McFadden: I always heard that they don't get paid.
• 42:49
  Brian McFadden: They're doing it for publicity.
• 42:52
  Testecleese: The for the yeah. You get your name out there because you performed at Halftime with Eminem and Janet Jackson, or whatever.
• 42:59
  Brian McFadden: All right could be wrong.
• 43:01
  Testecleese: Maybe I don't know 20 million dollars to play halftime. Now I wanted to watch the Christmas Day game.
• 43:08
  Brian McFadden: I was
• 43:10
  Testecleese: My! My!
• 43:12
  Testecleese: Almost 5 year old didn't get out of bed till like 10.
• 43:15
  Brian McFadden: And what.
• 43:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I wasn't gonna wake her up. I was like.
• 43:20
  Brian McFadden: Santa was lazy that day.
• 43:23
  El Guapo: Well, he is not.
• 43:25
  Testecleese: She got up early, but I told her the night before she could play with, because Santa doesn't wrap things here. Anything that's not wrapped you can play with.
• 43:35
  Testecleese: Don't open anything.
• 43:37
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 43:37
  Testecleese: She was. She was playing with her
• 43:39
  Testecleese: unicorn. Stuffy. That's bigger than she is.
• 43:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, okay.
• 43:44
  Testecleese: And that kept her busy until at least 10 o'clock, when she finally came into our bedroom with like.
• 43:49
  Testecleese: Come on like, okay. Okay.
• 43:54
  Testecleese: Oh, we fired the wife's new 6 shooter, too.
• 43:57
  Brian McFadden: Oh, how's that?
• 43:58
  Testecleese: It was a good time
• 44:00
  Testecleese: just after dusk, and it was crazy because the muzzle flash came out of the
• 44:06
  El Guapo: Well, yeah.
• 44:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, out of the chamber there, where? Where? Yeah, instead of the end of the barrel.
• 44:11
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 44:13
  Testecleese: It was horrible it was. It was wild to see in the dark.
• 44:17
  Testecleese: Okay, okay. You guys buy one of these Mega 1 million tickets.
• 44:22
  Brian McFadden: Of course I did.
• 44:24
  Testecleese: I did, too. Had to.
• 44:26
  Brian McFadden: I bought 4, I think.
• 44:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, it got up to 1.2 2 billion before someone in California hit it.
• 44:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep, one person gets 1.2 2 billion.
• 44:39
  El Guapo: I get California.
• 44:40
  Brian McFadden: And how are you again.
• 44:42
  El Guapo: Dude. This is just Rick. This is Rick.
• 44:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it had to do with the populations of the different States.
• 44:49
  El Guapo: 265 people in the United States. Nobody else in Alabama, Mississippi.
• 44:58
  Brian McFadden: You didn't have the right numbers. You check your ticket.
• 45:01
  El Guapo: Every every California person hit it every time. Dude California.
• 45:05
  Brian McFadden: Don't worry.
• 45:06
  Brian McFadden: Next Jersey or New York.
• 45:07
  El Guapo: And they get taxed after the Wahoo.
• 45:10
  El Guapo: I think it's a fucking laundry.
• 45:12
  Testecleese: Yeah. But you hit the 1.2 2 billion. You're gonna bring home at least 500 million.
• 45:17
  Brian McFadden: They had the article. I don't remember it now, but yeah.
• 45:21
  Testecleese: That's assuming you take it as a lump sum and not payments the rest of your life.
• 45:24
  El Guapo: Hello!
• 45:25
  Brian McFadden: Like 99% of the people take lump sums.
• 45:27
  El Guapo: I think it loads up. I don't trust the lottery.
• 45:30
  Brian McFadden: Well, you could be like that one guy that won the lottery twice in West Virginia and blew it both times.
• 45:36
  Testecleese: I know right.
• 45:36
  Brian McFadden: So taking it. Getting some every year might be better for your longevity, you know.
• 45:44
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, a monthly payment of a half 1 million dollars.
• 45:46
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna be annual payment. It's annual.
• 45:49
  El Guapo: So let me let me ask you this. Let me ask you this, what's gonna happen with the social security issue? Right now, what's the social security issue right now?
• 45:56
  Testecleese: You're gonna be insolvent like 6 years.
• 45:58
  El Guapo: So what make you think the lottery is not going to be solved in a couple years?
• 46:01
  Brian McFadden: There's a lot of yeah. Go ahead.
• 46:04
  Testecleese: The lottery is paid for by people buying more tickets.
• 46:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, but you're gonna make payments for the no. I take the loans.
• 46:09
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, I hear. What you're saying is, if you accept to take. If you accept the payments every year for 50 years.
• 46:15
  Testecleese: who's been 5 years. It falls apart. No one's buying tickets anymore.
• 46:19
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 46:21
  Testecleese: Versus in social security is because fewer people are getting jobs because there are fewer people. So we can't afford this literal Ponzi scheme is for social security work. You need to keep bringing in more people at the bottom to pay the people at the top.
• 46:34
  Brian McFadden: Your part, Jeffrey. You gotta have more kids.
• 46:38
  Testecleese: I hit replacement level.
• 46:40
  El Guapo: No, it's 2.5. What's the point? 5.
• 46:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we're looking at.
• 46:44
  Testecleese: I went I went with replacement. I got 2, so at least I'm replacing myself and my wife.
• 46:49
  El Guapo: But you you know what you're good because you got 2 females. I only got one male and the female, so I'm like point 5 2 1.5.
• 47:02
  Testecleese: Alright, yeah, alright!
• 47:06
  Testecleese: I can't believe we're still talking about festivus.
• 47:09
  Brian McFadden: Rest of this for the rest of us.
• 47:11
  Testecleese: Well, do you guys remember that episode? Do you know what it's from?
• 47:14
  El Guapo: No, I know it was a prom for Seinfeld, but I never watched Seinfeld.
• 47:17
  Testecleese: Following a Seinfeld episode. They had a poll.
• 47:21
  Testecleese: And it was hilarious because he didn't. George didn't put anything to the Christmas secret Santa thing or whatever it was, and they were giving him our time. I thought it was because I'd be persecuted from our religious beliefs, and he brought festivus.
• 47:34
  El Guapo: No.
• 47:34
  Testecleese: One believed him. Then he brought
• 47:36
  Testecleese: Dad, who's like we have a pole instead of a tree, and when we get up and we.
• 47:40
  Brian McFadden: Avoid each other.
• 47:42
  Testecleese: Tell each other what we don't like about each other.
• 47:45
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 47:46
  El Guapo: At least with that suburb. Like the Peruvians.
• 47:50
  El Guapo: the Peruvians at the end of the year they get into a fight, whoever you don't like and solve issues out.
• 47:56
  Testecleese: I thought it was hilarious. They brought up how Rand Paul went festivus, saying, Like this is.
• 48:00
  Brian McFadden: Apparently he's been. It's an annual tradition. He does this a whole.
• 48:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 48:03
  Brian McFadden: Every year.
• 48:05
  Testecleese: Good.
• 48:06
  Testecleese: We're wasting money on this this and this.
• 48:09
  Testecleese: He is hoping Doge can fix some of this and then disband itself.
• 48:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 48:15
  Brian McFadden: I heard on the on the clay and bug show today that when the country got started there was like 4 agencies.
• 48:26
  Brian McFadden: We're we're like 240 agencies now.
• 48:31
  Testecleese: Well, and I understand why we do some of these experiments and some of this funding. But, like
• 48:35
  Testecleese: on this last Budget Bill, they tried to pass like a hundred 1 million dollars to molasses, testing.
• 48:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 48:43
  Testecleese: Why the hell do we people need to pay for Milan?
• 48:46
  El Guapo: I'm a lot.
• 48:46
  Testecleese: So good.
• 48:46
  Brian McFadden: The molasses, manufacturers, and the molasses growers should be paying over that.
• 48:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're like, Hey, or the.
• 48:53
  Testecleese: Consumer added right into the price of the cost of the good.
• 48:57
  El Guapo: That sounds legit to me.
• 48:59
  El Guapo: I don't buy fucking molasses.
• 49:01
  Testecleese: Do you ever find my last?
• 49:02
  Testecleese: You do? It's in stuff you eat, though.
• 49:04
  El Guapo: Like, what.
• 49:06
  Brian McFadden: Oh, really.
• 49:06
  Testecleese: Most syrups.
• 49:09
  Testecleese: It's a sweet, thick substance, and I only so familiar with molasses because I am from the Boston area, and given her.
• 49:17
  Brian McFadden: The largest capital of the world.
• 49:18
  El Guapo: So it's I buy like Canadian pure syrup.
• 49:22
  Testecleese: Well, not just the molasses capital of the world. There was a great molasses flood in the 18 hundreds.
• 49:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we've already talked about this on the show.
• 49:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, some of them.
• 49:32
  Brian McFadden: Many people died.
• 49:34
  Testecleese: Can you imagine drowning in molasses.
• 49:37
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't want to think about it. That's horrible that I'd rather drown than real water.
• 49:43
  Testecleese: Hot and sticky. You can't even try to swim to the top. You just get stuck like.
• 49:47
  Brian McFadden: I don't know why I'm laughing. It's horrible.
• 49:53
  Testecleese: And they say, on a hot day in Boston you can still smell the molasses coming up out of the asphalt.
• 50:00
  Testecleese: which I doubt, because that road's been replaced so many times.
• 50:05
  Testecleese: Oh, so Michelle Obama made the same mistakes that
• 50:09
  Testecleese: Jill Biden made saying happy holidays
• 50:14
  Testecleese: with an old culture war trope. But
• 50:18
  Testecleese: she also spread a message of division and hate
• 50:22
  Testecleese: on how everyone's apprehensive about trump taking over.
• 50:26
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's because she's got a very tiny circle of people she associates with, because if she actually left her compound, whether it's Martha Vineyard or Hawaii.
• 50:37
  Brian McFadden: or DC. I know they got 3,
• 50:40
  Brian McFadden: that the the average person that she would run into disagrees.
• 50:48
  Testecleese: Or yeah, I mean, yeah, exactly. Martha's Vineyard.
• 50:52
  Testecleese: that was. Isn't that what kicked off this whole migrant shenanigans
• 50:59
  Testecleese: was Desantis took some of these migrants from Texas. I know Desantis is Florida.
• 51:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and shipped and shipped him up to Martha's venues like 40 people or something like that.
• 51:09
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 51:09
  Testecleese: Massachusetts freaked out and arrested them all.
• 51:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we've talked about it on the show.
• 51:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's what kicked off.
• 51:16
  Testecleese: Thing, wasn't it?
• 51:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, probably.
• 51:19
  Testecleese: Because that was when everyone started talking about like, you guys call yourself a sanctuary state which we will get into.
• 51:25
  Brian McFadden: Not this vineyard. I thought the Sanctuary's Island.
• 51:30
  Testecleese: All right.
• 51:31
  Testecleese: I don't know man Oprah and Obama. That was, I think, we named that episode, Nimby.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: not in my backyard.
• 51:37
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much. I mean, we do know that Massachusetts is a sanctuary state, and Martha's vineyards part of the State, so
• 51:47
  Brian McFadden: they should all be sanctuary.
• 51:50
  Testecleese: Well, we will get into Massachusetts after this Christmas slash insurrection thing, and I have an audio clip queued up already of
• 51:59
  Testecleese: Healy talking about the sanctuary status of Massachusetts. So it'll be very, very fun to hear backtrack on that.
• 52:08
  Testecleese: But I don't know big Mike O
• 52:12
  Testecleese: was the one who's the 1st time ever proud to be an American was when her husband, or his husband, or whatever.
• 52:18
  Testecleese: Became President.
• 52:21
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness! And whatever trump already been President, none of this shit, the saying is, gonna happen happened then why is it going to happen now.
• 52:28
  Brian McFadden: It's not going to happen now then, but it's hilarious that when you know January 6th happened, you know, years ago, and they're like, oh, conspiracy, this conspiracy that this is how you know. Trump tried to overthrow the overthrow the government. Well, now we got
• 52:48
  Brian McFadden: Raskin, who is an Obama ally.
• 52:52
  Brian McFadden: coming up with a way to nullify the election and install Harris as President.
• 52:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just, I thought that was hilarious. Because
• 53:02
  Testecleese: this is all theory about trump trying to do this. And these guys are coming right out and saying it like, let's do this. So it's not even like we're assuming that you guys are doing this. You're actually conspiring to do this.
• 53:15
  Brian McFadden: Supreme Court is not going to allow as long as the Supreme Court is allowed to exist, so.
• 53:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, we'll see.
• 53:24
  Testecleese: I don't know if I mentioned, I know I've been talking about this dude online Sean a lot.
• 53:31
  Testecleese: I put out there like, you know, we should meet the Democrats halfway, or the Republicans, I said, should meet the Democrats halfway
• 53:37
  Testecleese: and abolish the filibuster and pack the courts.
• 53:41
  Testecleese: She has a mic legit.
• 53:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, yeah, exactly. He lost his shit. It was like, that would be so terrible. And he goes on and on explain how everything in the world would go wrong, and I just went back like 8 months in his feed, and found him saying that they should do exactly that, and shared it and shared it back to him.
• 54:00
  Brian McFadden: That didn't go over. Well.
• 54:02
  Testecleese: No, it didn't. I got called all sorts of names like I don't know what to tell you about it. I was like, I'm saying that these guys should do exactly what you asked for.
• 54:10
  Testecleese: But now, all of a sudden, it's a terrible idea.
• 54:13
  Testecleese: just like we keep talking about. The Democrats will pass these ridiculous laws, like their simple majority, to put a Supreme Court justice in.
• 54:21
  El Guapo: Yeah. And they still couldn't get their guy and then trump gets 3.
• 54:25
  El Guapo: Oh, no, no! Oh, they want to put a supreme justice. But oh, because of the elections coming up. Guess who had to take for that Joe Biden.
• 54:34
  El Guapo: Joe Biden's fucking rule like, No, no, let the people elect whoever they're going to put the Supreme Court like, okay. We follow the fucking rules. They like that supermayority. Hey? You guys push it through. You don't like it, you know. Now they want to put 13, you know. I remember they want to put 13.
• 54:50
  Brian McFadden: You know Biden was a dead set against that. So.
• 54:54
  Testecleese: I give that I give that here, I give that one. Here's Kudo there. You know that 11.
• 55:00
  Brian McFadden: He didn't allow. He didn't allow. He didn't allow that to be pushed through.
• 55:04
  El Guapo: What was that? This 13.
• 55:07
  El Guapo: Yeah. But I said, they suggest this shit, and when it comes around, like, you know, no, no, no, we don't need this shit like. Okay. Why the fuck did you suggested? To begin with.
• 55:15
  Testecleese: Don't bring it up again in 4 years or 8 years. When you guys back in office, then, right.
• 55:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 55:22
  Testecleese: How many picks you think trump's gonna get? Do you think
• 55:27
  El Guapo: I think Thomas Thomas sort of by your.
• 55:31
  Brian McFadden: Think a couple at least that Republican people that see the writing on the wall. You know they're getting older. They want to enjoy the rest of their life, you know, unlike people that have stuck it out and died in in the Supreme Court, so.
• 55:47
  Testecleese: Like
• 55:48
  Brian McFadden: Barrence Thomas, I think you'll definitely.
• 55:51
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 55:52
  Brian McFadden: Do it.
• 55:52
  Testecleese: Some are yours shit. They keep bringing up shit about Thomas every time they get the opportunity.
• 55:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, trying.
• 55:59
  Testecleese: Make him look super corrupt.
• 56:00
  Brian McFadden: He's not.
• 56:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. That's the fuck, Joe. By the fuck era.
• 56:04
  Testecleese: Just yeah. Just go ahead and retire. Buddy, enjoy the rest of your life. You're gonna get paid that same paycheck, anyway. Right? Why, put in the work.
• 56:10
  Brian McFadden: They get a good pension when they retire.
• 56:14
  El Guapo: Had a heart problem yesterday. I bet you that.
• 56:18
  Testecleese: Here's the question, though, is, if Roberts and Sotomayor leave.
• 56:22
  Testecleese: who's gonna get put in place as chief.
• 56:27
  El Guapo: Chief who's the next one in line?
• 56:30
  Brian McFadden: It could be anybody.
• 56:32
  El Guapo: No.
• 56:33
  Testecleese: Is, that.
• 56:33
  Brian McFadden: You think you think? What does Roberts is gonna leave.
• 56:38
  El Guapo: No, I don't think he's gonna leave. He's gonna suck it up because they don't.
• 56:41
  Testecleese: Thank you, Mike.
• 56:42
  Brian McFadden: Thank you, Michael.
• 56:42
  Brian McFadden: Now I don't think he cares.
• 56:45
  El Guapo: No.
• 56:45
  Brian McFadden: Run up, win the charge or not. I don't think he. I think he's left with him.
• 56:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't think he's going anywhere.
• 56:55
  Testecleese: The case that's awesome because, I think that's the way it should be. And I actually give our Rbj. A little bit of credit for this, that a lot of people don't.
• 57:04
  Testecleese: But she didn't care if she was replaced with a Conservative or a very Liberal justice.
• 57:08
  Brian McFadden: He did one.
• 57:08
  Testecleese: Is there someone who could do the job.
• 57:11
  Brian McFadden: She didn't get well. Maybe one of her early speeches said that towards the end I guaranteed she cared.
• 57:16
  Testecleese: Was the one when Roe v. Wade was put in place. That this is a temporary fix. This has to be changed. This is not constitutional.
• 57:24
  Brian McFadden: But in the end she didn't agree with that statement.
• 57:27
  Testecleese: It's very true.
• 57:28
  El Guapo: Does she have.
• 57:29
  Brian McFadden: They all freaked out when when the Supreme Court overruled it. You know.
• 57:35
  Testecleese: She was in.
• 57:36
  El Guapo: He was alive by that.
• 57:38
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean, whether they're ruling or not. You know.
• 57:43
  Testecleese: Dobbs, Decision.
• 57:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 57:45
  Testecleese: I know, and everyone says it was overruled. But it wasn't. It was just one thing was changed in it
• 57:51
  Testecleese: bye.
• 57:53
  Testecleese: But again, I still think that all comes down to
• 57:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it became a States rights issue.
• 57:59
  Testecleese: Or is that.
• 57:59
  Brian McFadden: One of the things we agree on.
• 58:01
  Testecleese: Yeah. Article 2. I think it is, or no article
• 58:05
  Testecleese: fuck. Maybe it is. Article 2 that says, leave it to the States. Then, like in case that wasn't clear enough. They made the 10th Amendment as well.
• 58:13
  Testecleese: Right?
• 58:13
  Testecleese: And we still, for some reason, we still don't understand how this works, and we have how many government organizations doing shit the State should be doing instead.
• 58:20
  Brian McFadden: Too many.
• 58:21
  Testecleese: Like for real? Why is the Federal Government giving individual States money?
• 58:27
  Testecleese: Where is this money coming from?
• 58:31
  Brian McFadden: From the taxpayers.
• 58:33
  Testecleese: Okay. So the States are getting the money.
• 58:36
  Testecleese: The Federal Government could have just not collected that money and let the States collect it.
• 58:39
  Testecleese: And in the States. You know what I mean. They could have taxed it the way they wanted to. Or let's let's go crazy. Conspiracy mode. Here, let's just say, California. It's like the 7th largest economy on the planet.
• 58:51
  Testecleese: California, most likely, is paying more money into Federal taxes than every other State.
• 58:55
  Testecleese: So California's tax money is being handed to West Virginia
• 59:01
  Testecleese: with the Federal Government handing out money. California got to hold on to that money
• 59:07
  Testecleese: because the Government's not making their own money. They're not investing in earning money, you know.
• 59:13
  El Guapo: I think we're interested,
• 59:17
  Testecleese: Anyway. A guy who worked polls in Pennsylvania.
• 59:23
  Testecleese: He's been accused of fraud.
• 59:25
  Testecleese: tried to register his dead father and several other dead people in Pennsylvania to vote.
• 59:30
  El Guapo: And get them to vote Democrat.
• 59:33
  Testecleese: And even if they were going to vote Republican, it still shows that the system doesn't work very well.
• 59:39
  El Guapo: So you can. Just no in the cup.
• 59:41
  Testecleese: This is what you've said. How many times, like I'm pretty, I'm not sure, because my parents and I never really talked about politics. I still don't know which way my father votes. He seems to be kind of
• 59:52
  Testecleese: classical, Liberal.
• 59:54
  Testecleese: I know he doesn't like trump, but like I'm pretty sure my mom voted Republican her whole life.
• 59:59
  Testecleese: She is pretty sure.
• 1:00:00
  Testecleese: But now that she's dead, I think I'm afraid she might be voting Democrat.
• 1:00:05
  Brian McFadden: Ha, ha! Ha! Ha!
• 1:00:06
  Brian McFadden: Hopefully not, but it is Massachusetts. So.
• 1:00:10
  Testecleese: Exactly. Well, that's the thing is, Massachusetts probably doesn't need to have dead people voting
• 1:00:15
  Testecleese: to win their Democrat, but maybe they do. Maybe that's how they keep getting so many Democrat voters, because you have people that are 180 years old voting.
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright. So
• 1:00:28
  Testecleese: judge in Texas, Federal judge in Texas has stepped up and stopped biden, at least through the new Presidency, from selling off border wall.
• 1:00:40
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, I thought he was like, okay. I thought Texas was buying that body wall.
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: They were.
• 1:00:46
  Brian McFadden: They buy the shit that's worth something if they can.
• 1:00:50
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:00:50
  Testecleese: And then give give it back to the trump. Yeah.
• 1:00:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:00:53
  Testecleese: But a judge actually stepped in and said, No, you can't. You can't do this, and the deadline until he can do it again has to be reviewed is after when he leaves office. Anyway.
• 1:01:03
  Brian McFadden: What does that mean?
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: Means he's not selling any more border. Wall, I just think it's crazy that this was something that was happening, and
• 1:01:12
  Testecleese: no one seemed to really care or notice anyone.
• 1:01:16
  Brian McFadden: If trump wasn't reelected.
• 1:01:19
  Testecleese: Bye.
• 1:01:22
  Brian McFadden: I mean, we definitely wouldn't know about it. People care, but we wouldn't know about it wouldn't be national publicity.
• 1:01:29
  Brian McFadden: It barely made news, and I brought this up to a handful of different places, and that like, oh, you're a fucking nut job like it's on fucking like, yeah
• 1:01:37
  Brian McFadden: on the news on mainstream media. Not just fucking crazy networks.
• 1:01:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, not just us or one American nation
• 1:01:46
  Testecleese: which I don't. I still don't know much about. Oan.
• 1:01:49
  Testecleese: I know that they're supposed to be a reputable source. But I don't get any of my news there.
• 1:01:54
  Testecleese: I have been trying to get more stuff from the post millennial.
• 1:01:58
  Testecleese: Oh, you might want to check them out sometime.
• 1:02:02
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:02:03
  Testecleese: Anyway, I trust post-mortem.
• 1:02:07
  Testecleese: Oh, ha!
• 1:02:09
  Testecleese: It's honey.
• 1:02:10
  Testecleese: The State Department's Global Engagement center. Basically, the Ministry of Truth is closing its doors, due to lack of funding.
• 1:02:19
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:02:20
  Testecleese: That was you know Hunter Biden's laptop is Russian disinformation.
• 1:02:26
  Testecleese: Don't believe your lion eyes stuff that can't come on.
• 1:02:29
  Brian McFadden: This is also, yeah, this is, I don't know if you said it or not, I might have missed it. I'm a little drunk, but this is the agency that was accused of censoring Americans.
• 1:02:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're the ones who came out and said, like, you're not even allowed to.
• 1:02:45
  Testecleese: They're the ones that suppressed the hunter. Biden Laptop Thing.
• 1:02:49
  Brian McFadden: It was fake movies.
• 1:02:51
  Testecleese: Because it was fake news, and then, after the election, like Oh, Nope! It was all real.
• 1:02:56
  Testecleese: What? What? That definitely affected the outcome of the election.
• 1:02:59
  Brian McFadden: Only did.
• 1:03:01
  Testecleese: I might have to turn my weird volume up again to get you to hear
• 1:03:07
  Testecleese: a sound clip. I want to play next.
• 1:03:10
  Testecleese: I do apologize in case I get a commercial, but that's why I didn't reload
• 1:03:16
  Testecleese: this page. I just rewound it.
• 1:03:18
  Brian McFadden: Like.
• 1:03:20
  Testecleese: This is Maura Healey talking about. She's clarifying the state stance on migrants.
• 1:03:28
  Testecleese: and of course course it's frozen up as I'm trying to play it
• 1:03:34
  Testecleese: alright. I was gonna reload the whole page, and then obviously probably deal with a commercial at some random time.
• 1:03:39
  Brian McFadden: All right. We love commercials when they pay for the show.
• 1:03:44
  Testecleese: Oh, no, my connection just sucks, and it won't play this link at all. Oh.
• 1:03:48
  Testecleese: straight arrow news! Massachusetts! Democratic.
• 1:03:50
  El Guapo: Governor Mara Healey is making it clear that her state is not a sanctuary state for migrants.
• 1:03:56
  Brian McFadden: 8 Massachusetts cities, including Boston and Cambridge, have declared sanctuary status. Sanctuary policies are designed to limit cooperation with Federal immigration enforcement with their primary goal to protect undocumented immigrants from being detained or deported by Federal authorities to make a difference. We're seeing the number of migrant families coming into Massachusetts go way down. That's good, because they've also sent the message. Massachusetts. We are not a sanctuary state.
• 1:04:26
  Brian McFadden: If you come here, there is not.
• 1:04:31
  Brian McFadden: August 2023. Governor Healy declared a state of emergency over the influx of migrants into her State, calling on the Biden Administration to help provide funding and work releases for arrival.
• 1:04:46
  El Guapo: Migrant families. As the State's shelter capacity became unsustainable, immigration was a top issue for voters in November's election, and President-elect Donald Trump vowed to carry out the largest deportation of undocumented immigrants in Us. History. Quickly after Trump's reelection, Healey said state and local law enforcement would absolutely not cooperate with the Feds. However, her comments changed this week when she stated violent criminals should be deported.
• 1:05:16
  El Guapo: and my view, John, on immigration is that violent criminals, people who are creating public safety threats in our communities
• 1:05:23
  El Guapo: should be deported if they're not here lawfully.
• 1:05:26
  Testecleese: Okay, she has a little bit more to say, but
• 1:05:29
  Testecleese: they've been saying for a long time that they are a sanctuary state, and.
• 1:05:36
  Brian McFadden: I thought everybody. Did you think of the Sanctuary state.
• 1:05:40
  Testecleese: I, yeah, I mean, it's a real.
• 1:05:43
  Brian McFadden: I mean, most people would think that, you know, because it's Massachusetts.
• 1:05:48
  Testecleese: I mean they considered themselves sanctuary state. The only thing that would make you think they weren't was the way they treated the migrants that showed up in modern vineyard. But that was a rich neighborhood.
• 1:05:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:05:59
  Testecleese: But I mean, like I just moved out of there this past spring.
• 1:06:04
  Brian McFadden: How does it feel?
• 1:06:06
  Testecleese: Well, it feels great, but this is a major complaint
• 1:06:10
  Testecleese: amongst people in Massachusetts. It really was. There was a big voting concern.
• 1:06:15
  Testecleese: And now. I wish El Matadoro had joined us when I sent him the link.
• 1:06:20
  Testecleese: because he is very, very Hispanic
• 1:06:23
  Testecleese: got himself an accent and everything.
• 1:06:26
  Testecleese: and I'd be curious to hear what he has to say, because he is here.
• 1:06:29
  El Guapo: Wait! What are you trying to say.
• 1:06:31
  Testecleese: Well, because a lot of people are concerned that anyone anyone brown with an accent is going to get kicked out of the country.
• 1:06:37
  Testecleese: But, like Whitley, is going to kick. Send you to any random nations
• 1:06:44
  Testecleese: like. Let's be real here, Guapo. You're you're an American citizen, right? You were born in the States. You you were in the military.
• 1:06:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's Marnell Salvador.
• 1:06:53
  Testecleese: I thought he was born here. His parents.
• 1:06:55
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:06:55
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we've had this conversation before.
• 1:06:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, I could have sworn you said you okay, my mistake.
• 1:07:01
  Testecleese: When and how do you get your citizenship?
• 1:07:04
  El Guapo: When I got here a year or 2 because of my parents.
• 1:07:11
  Testecleese: So they came legally.
• 1:07:14
  El Guapo: Illegal.
• 1:07:15
  Testecleese: You shouldn't have been handed citizenship. Then.
• 1:07:17
  El Guapo: My mom got married.
• 1:07:20
  Testecleese: All right. Mayor's green card.
• 1:07:24
  El Guapo: Something like that.
• 1:07:25
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:07:25
  Brian McFadden: So a birthright baby.
• 1:07:27
  El Guapo: Hmm!
• 1:07:28
  El Guapo: I wasn't born here, so they get the book right? It just got
• 1:07:34
  El Guapo: no, it's not anchor baby. It's something else like
• 1:07:37
  Brian McFadden: Okay, I'm thinking I'm thinking, acre baby. But.
• 1:07:40
  El Guapo: No chain link like because of my parents got citizenship.
• 1:07:46
  Testecleese: What? Yeah, what exactly, is your mom was a citizen, but you were so dependent upon her. They're not going to deport a 5 year old, and keep the mother here.
• 1:07:53
  El Guapo: I was 15. But yeah.
• 1:07:55
  Testecleese: Same same difference.
• 1:07:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:07:58
  El Guapo: But at the same time you know what you know. Let me give my tanks to this country. So let me start the navy.
• 1:08:04
  El Guapo: you know. I know we're.
• 1:08:05
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 1:08:06
  El Guapo: I'm not a fast runner, so I don't like to run.
• 1:08:10
  El Guapo: I'm not that dummy, so I couldn't join the army, so like you know what navy is the same. Maybe it's like it fit right in, you know.
• 1:08:18
  Brian McFadden: Go, baby, be under me!
• 1:08:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, hey? Our music got a lot of smart people, too, but I know.
• 1:08:25
  Brian McFadden: But we want them in the Army Navy game this year.
• 1:08:27
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, but I'm not a runner. I hate running. I hate running so, you know.
• 1:08:34
  Brian McFadden: You couldn't tell it by your girth.
• 1:08:36
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:08:37
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:08:38
  Testecleese: Well, there's a lot of trump connected folks that are ripping Maura Healey apart concerning her sanctuary situations in Massachusetts, because
• 1:08:49
  Testecleese: she's coming out and saying, No, no, we're not a sanctuary state what everything they've done
• 1:08:55
  Testecleese: has said the opposite to to include. We're not going to participate. We're not going to help Federal law enforcement.
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: but she's saying violent.
• 1:09:06
  Brian McFadden: I think she's just saying that for reelection purposes.
• 1:09:09
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 1:09:10
  Testecleese: Probably because it's become a point that even your Liberal far left Liberals are getting bothered via.
• 1:09:18
  El Guapo: Illegal crimes.
• 1:09:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, not even necessarily the crime. Just the fact that they take. I mean, we're kicking. They kicked veterans out of housing.
• 1:09:26
  Brian McFadden: They made more money than.
• 1:09:27
  Testecleese: Migrants.
• 1:09:30
  Brian McFadden: The Federal Government was paying more for that shit.
• 1:09:33
  Testecleese: Exactly exactly the illegal migrants who get were paying out more money to the State
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: than veterans were, which is ridiculous. So.
• 1:09:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. They even kicked the tourists out of hotels down there.
• 1:09:48
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:09:48
  Brian McFadden: Making more money from the illegals.
• 1:09:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, it pisses everyone off at this point, and you're just paying attention anyway, especially if you're
• 1:09:58
  Testecleese: in your little towns like Pembroke. You get. You see, some
• 1:10:02
  Testecleese: are these illegal migrants here and there, and even the guys with like the Ms 13 tattoos, they're actually really polite and helpful.
• 1:10:10
  El Guapo: Oh no!
• 1:10:11
  Testecleese: Well, because they don't want to get caught and get in trouble.
• 1:10:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Testecleese: They're super helpful to like your average person. The whole.
• 1:10:17
  Brian McFadden: Know when they're cut.
• 1:10:17
  Testecleese: That's up, but when they're doing their dirty business they will cut your fucking throat.
• 1:10:23
  Testecleese: You know.
• 1:10:24
  El Guapo: Give you Colombia next time.
• 1:10:26
  Testecleese: Oh, isn't that when you cut it open, and then pull their tongue out through the hole in their throat.
• 1:10:32
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:10:33
  Testecleese: That's just oh, that's horrible!
• 1:10:34
  El Guapo: Yeah. Colombia, necktie.
• 1:10:37
  Testecleese: All right. Try and carry us into this homeless thing.
• 1:10:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, sure.
• 1:10:40
  Brian McFadden: So how many people were homeless, you think in the Us. In 2024.
• 1:10:53
  El Guapo: Hello!
• 1:10:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's there.
• 1:10:55
  El Guapo: I don't know. 25,000.
• 1:10:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:11:00
  El Guapo: I don't know is that close to.
• 1:11:03
  Brian McFadden: No, nowhere near it.
• 1:11:06
  El Guapo: Are you serious? A little high.
• 1:11:07
  Brian McFadden: 701,800 people live without housing. In 2024.
• 1:11:14
  El Guapo: 700.
• 1:11:16
  Brian McFadden: Almost 800,000 people.
• 1:11:18
  El Guapo: 800,000 people.
• 1:11:22
  El Guapo: God damn! That's a lot of fucking people! Dude.
• 1:11:25
  Brian McFadden: It was 18% higher than in 2023.
• 1:11:31
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 1:11:34
  El Guapo: I mean, like, how much can we, Babysit? These people do honestly.
• 1:11:40
  Brian McFadden: Well done.
• 1:11:41
  Brian McFadden: People don't wanna. They don't want to deal with the
• 1:11:44
  Brian McFadden: the restrictions in life, with a house and the bills and all that shit, you know. They want to live free and.
• 1:11:51
  El Guapo: Make it difficult, like I see like today. I was growing at a grocery store, and they asked me for change, like nobody. Fucking cares change nowadays.
• 1:12:01
  El Guapo: Is it? Come out.
• 1:12:02
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:12:02
  Brian McFadden: I don't give it to them, because.
• 1:12:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, but still, because.
• 1:12:05
  Brian McFadden: They're probably making more on their change collections than I make on a real job.
• 1:12:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, just encourage them to keep it going, you know, like no, and if I just wait full money.
• 1:12:14
  El Guapo: They wanted to discuss also. Okay, you could put in my my fucking app over here.
• 1:12:19
  El Guapo: I like.
• 1:12:20
  Brian McFadden: I actually had a homeless guy come up to me and try to have me cash, app and money.
• 1:12:25
  El Guapo: Wow!
• 1:12:27
  El Guapo: See fuck that shit.
• 1:12:29
  Testecleese: The wife and I were in Boston, and we came across some this homeless guy who looked like he was in a tough spot.
• 1:12:37
  Testecleese: and she's and she's like, you know. Let's get this guy something to eat.
• 1:12:41
  Testecleese: Like he looks like he genuinely need some help versus, you know, whatever.
• 1:12:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:45
  Testecleese: She gets the guy like a sandwich and a bottle of water, and he chucked it across the street like what the fuck is this. I can't drink this.
• 1:12:53
  Brian McFadden: Didn't drink water.
• 1:12:55
  Testecleese: He meant booze.
• 1:12:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh, wow!
• 1:12:59
  Testecleese: And she was like, All right. And that's why I don't give cash to these folks is because.
• 1:13:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:13:05
  Testecleese: If they just gonna drink it. What's the point.
• 1:13:07
  El Guapo: Fucking parasite to society. I'm sorry you know what, put in a you know what we should make a game show out of them, put in a fucking island. See what happens.
• 1:13:16
  El Guapo: you know.
• 1:13:17
  Testecleese: Oh, I.
• 1:13:17
  Brian McFadden: Big game.
• 1:13:19
  Testecleese: That's to say, squid games just came out with their new season.
• 1:13:22
  Brian McFadden: I didn't get into the 1st season, so I don't get too $50.
• 1:13:25
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:13:25
  El Guapo: It's.
• 1:13:26
  Testecleese: Quality once faster, once you get into the premise, it's really good.
• 1:13:29
  El Guapo: My stepfather and my fucking brother got into that like what I could.
• 1:13:33
  Brian McFadden: Couldn't get into it.
• 1:13:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:13:36
  El Guapo: But anyways, yeah, but like, shit like that, you know what.
• 1:13:39
  Brian McFadden: Watching in the jet, sir.
• 1:13:41
  Testecleese: I have not yet. I haven't even
• 1:13:45
  Testecleese: yeah. I was gonna rewatch the old one then.
• 1:13:47
  El Guapo: Lime, man, yet.
• 1:13:51
  Testecleese: Billy, Bob tur.
• 1:13:53
  Testecleese: Oh, land!
• 1:13:53
  Brian McFadden: I love land, man.
• 1:13:55
  El Guapo: No, that's it.
• 1:13:56
  Brian McFadden: Great show.
• 1:13:57
  Testecleese: When he explained, she's like, Oh, you guys are going green out here the windows like, are you.
• 1:14:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he! But he he slams on Bud Light all the time, too, you know.
• 1:14:07
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:14:08
  Testecleese: But yeah, he's like that windmill. There is just enough electricity to power the pump to pull the oil out of the ground.
• 1:14:14
  Brian McFadden: They have a ton of petroleum brought in.
• 1:14:16
  El Guapo: Is, that.
• 1:14:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, more oil is used to lubricate that.
• 1:14:20
  El Guapo: Fuck even install that shit, you know.
• 1:14:24
  Testecleese: Way to drive it out from wherever to install it.
• 1:14:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, but it is a badass show, like he.
• 1:14:29
  Brian McFadden: I love, that show.
• 1:14:30
  El Guapo: He's perfect for that show.
• 1:14:32
  Brian McFadden: Have you watched Tulsa, King.
• 1:14:34
  El Guapo: Not the 3rd season, yet I still watch the.
• 1:14:37
  Brian McFadden: I can tell you all about it.
• 1:14:39
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:14:39
  Testecleese: I intend to watch it because I hear good things.
• 1:14:42
  Brian McFadden: It's a lot you're going to love it.
• 1:14:44
  El Guapo: Lying.
• 1:14:44
  Testecleese: Generally gave up on sly.
• 1:14:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's a little bit different character in this show.
• 1:14:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, he.
• 1:14:50
  Brian McFadden: He's a gangster, so it's it's decent.
• 1:14:53
  El Guapo: Is anti-work. Let's put it that way.
• 1:14:56
  Testecleese: I'll tell you, though. I've been enjoying a lot of Eastwood stuff the last several years.
• 1:15:00
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:15:01
  Testecleese: He's just a crotchety old man like. Get the fuck off my lawn.
• 1:15:07
  El Guapo: He was. What's the name of that person, job show?
• 1:15:15
  El Guapo: Okay, anyways, I have no idea what you're talking about.
• 1:15:18
  El Guapo: Guy, that like run the prison from the outside.
• 1:15:21
  El Guapo: It's like the kid. I forget the name of the show. It's fine.
• 1:15:25
  Brian McFadden: From the prison, from the outside.
• 1:15:26
  El Guapo: Yeah. The the Hawkeye from the avengers is on it.
• 1:15:31
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:15:32
  Testecleese: Oh, geez! Okay. No, I don't know.
• 1:15:34
  El Guapo: Okay. It's fine. It's fine.
• 1:15:36
  Testecleese: Anyway, Biden's even admitting that the migrant crisis is part of the homeless problem going on right now.
• 1:15:44
  El Guapo: Oh, really.
• 1:15:45
  Brian McFadden: Only, part.
• 1:15:47
  Testecleese: Oh, there's obviously more to if there was enough. The thing is, they say, if there's enough housing, because there are more empty houses, there are homeless people. Yeah, yeah, true. But one. What if I own 2 homes? Are you allowed? Just move someone into it because I have one that I go to to go skiing in the winter.
• 1:16:04
  El Guapo: Okay, okay, this is the thing about okay. You know how we like shelter veterans and stuff like that.
• 1:16:11
  Testecleese: Not in Massachusetts. That's why they're homeless.
• 1:16:15
  El Guapo: Like we shot the veterans and stuff, and just like to show today, because the previous better than I'm sorry, like you gotta do something for society, not just to get a free home because you participate in the war. You know.
• 1:16:28
  Testecleese: Well, if you were wounded or injured in such a way that you can't make a living for yourself. I have no.
• 1:16:33
  Testecleese: by the way. Take care of these those folks.
• 1:16:35
  El Guapo: Pick up the trash. How about that.
• 1:16:37
  Testecleese: Possibly the guy, for example, had both his legs blown off.
• 1:16:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, I have. No, I'm helping that guy.
• 1:16:43
  El Guapo: Well, you know. What? How about we give a Telemarket job. You know what.
• 1:16:47
  Testecleese: I'm cool with that, too, if we could.
• 1:16:49
  Testecleese: How is
• 1:16:49
  Testecleese: something to help these folks? But you also have to understand that some of the stuff that some of these folks went through. They're never going to be okay from again.
• 1:16:57
  El Guapo: But how? How? How long can we shelter them? Dude? Honestly, you just had to suck it up with a cop.
• 1:17:04
  El Guapo: the fucking injured in the war, so you have to suck it up until we win the fucking fight.
• 1:17:08
  Testecleese: Until you win the fight. Yes, and then, once the fight is over.
• 1:17:10
  El Guapo: You know what you have to your life is a fucking fight, too. How long we had to take care of these fucking people.
• 1:17:17
  Brian McFadden: Forever.
• 1:17:18
  Testecleese: Again, it depends on a lot of different stuff.
• 1:17:20
  El Guapo: You know what you cannot, babysit you forever. I'm sorry we just.
• 1:17:25
  Testecleese: Like in disability. Right now.
• 1:17:27
  El Guapo: 10%. Barely.
• 1:17:29
  Testecleese: Okay, so we stop paying you your disability.
• 1:17:33
  El Guapo: Yeah. Why not fuck it? I'll be okay.
• 1:17:34
  Testecleese: I know I'm just asking where I'm just seeing how far your line of logic goes. Here.
• 1:17:39
  El Guapo: I tried to keep myself healthy when I was in the service. These people get like, Yeah, I can see you deaf and stuff like that, but I'm sure you could come out with all the fucking things you can do, like, you know, like we could. Ha! If I'm sorry.
• 1:17:56
  Testecleese: Okay, can. Can I make a counterpoint.
• 1:17:58
  El Guapo: Yeah. Go ahead.
• 1:18:01
  Testecleese: I joined the service.
• 1:18:03
  Testecleese: I. I spent many years training to become an ark welder.
• 1:18:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, became very proficient in multiple different arc, welding techniques. Yeah, yeah, okay.
• 1:18:14
  Testecleese: All right because of what the service did to me. I now have epilepsy.
• 1:18:19
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:18:20
  Testecleese: And I can't weld.
• 1:18:22
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:18:24
  Testecleese: So am I supposed to. Now go to school, learn a new trade at 42 years old.
• 1:18:31
  El Guapo: Look, I'm not saying.
• 1:18:32
  Testecleese: No, no, I'm I'm just making the argument.
• 1:18:35
  Testecleese: The things that happen to be streets.
• 1:18:37
  El Guapo: Not doing nothing to help themselves.
• 1:18:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yes, you're right. Something to help yourself. Yes, I'll give you that.
• 1:18:46
  El Guapo: Do something to help yourself. They're just like, Oh, help me! I cannot do nothing for myself like
• 1:18:51
  El Guapo: get at least an apartment.
• 1:18:53
  Testecleese: Most of your most of your homeless vets would do something to help themselves, and the ones that don't are mentally broken.
• 1:19:01
  El Guapo: Then we had to get that help to do like you get yourself up.
• 1:19:05
  Testecleese: Well, those folks that are mentally broken, I said. We put them in asylum care, but we got rid of the.
• 1:19:11
  El Guapo: You know what like, get like a little home living. You can garden your own garden, have your own chickens, you're like, you know what you self-esteem.
• 1:19:19
  Testecleese: Yes, but I'm saying that the guy who's mentally broken won't do stuff like that. He'll just sit there and relive the same horrible moment, over and over again.
• 1:19:26
  El Guapo: Then it's just like we had to like
• 1:19:30
  Testecleese: You can find some of these guys.
• 1:19:32
  El Guapo: Instead of being the street, be somewhere. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:19:35
  Testecleese: Yes, I do.
• 1:19:37
  Testecleese: Oh, you mean.
• 1:19:38
  El Guapo: Suffer in the street, be somewhere, be productive to yourself, so do something you can prove on it, you know, like, how can I prove myself, you know, like stop you, you survive warfare, but you cannot find a freaking job or something to survive this.
• 1:19:52
  Testecleese: Well again. It's it's the.
• 1:19:55
  El Guapo: If you get disability, I understand that that's why. But don't be on the street. Find something to do beyond that, you know.
• 1:20:01
  Testecleese: Well, my, the only real argument I have against that is the folks dealing with real
• 1:20:05
  Testecleese: actual Ptsd versus what people call Ptsd. Now.
• 1:20:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my word, it's so fucking! Ridiculous!
• 1:20:12
  Testecleese: Well, the people that'll yeah, I know. But the people.
• 1:20:14
  Brian McFadden: Actually might have it like somebody might have been in the Pentagon on 9 11. Don't get it, but.
• 1:20:20
  Testecleese: There we go!
• 1:20:21
  Testecleese: There we go!
• 1:20:23
  Brian McFadden: All you had to do is like, serve a day in combat. Whether you were a cook and never left the base or not.
• 1:20:28
  Testecleese: Or I'm talking about the middle-aged Karen claiming Ptsd. Because she saw a car accident.
• 1:20:33
  El Guapo: Like, look. I've seen a guy.
• 1:20:35
  Testecleese: Guy who actually like no, but the guy whose buddy got, whose leg got blown off right next to him. Then the guy on this other.
• 1:20:40
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:20:41
  Testecleese: Shot in the face that Guy might be reliving that night over and over again at that moment, every night in his dreams he might be getting fired from jobs over it right after.
• 1:20:51
  Brian McFadden: Same impact.
• 1:20:52
  Testecleese: After so long of not collecting a paycheck, you were so dirty and stinky. Now, often all we do is give the guy a shower and a couple meals, and he can get back on his feet.
• 1:21:02
  El Guapo: Yeah. But can you do that like in a separate place that you don't have to be on the street, you could probably help out there. So when the.
• 1:21:08
  Testecleese: Oh, that's that's exactly the thing. Guapo is exactly what you're saying is the folks that actually want to get off the streets. There are ways to get off the street
• 1:21:17
  Testecleese: right. There are shelters.
• 1:21:19
  Brian McFadden: Who's not that, though.
• 1:21:20
  Testecleese: Food kitchens that you can go to to get back on your feet
• 1:21:24
  Testecleese: and survive again. But then most of the people that never get off the street. Don't actually want to, at least not now.
• 1:21:31
  El Guapo: To stop.
• 1:21:31
  Testecleese: Put down the pipe.
• 1:21:32
  El Guapo: Separate the society. Sorry we don't want you in the street, and you know what.
• 1:21:37
  Testecleese: Crack and get a job. Then maybe you should go smoke, crack, and die.
• 1:21:40
  El Guapo: Then the Supreme Court already made it like the city, can put the ornaments. If you don't have to sleep in camps and stuff in the city. No.
• 1:21:48
  El Guapo: you know.
• 1:21:50
  Brian McFadden: How much New York spent on the migrant crisis.
• 1:21:57
  Testecleese: No, we have not. Brian.
• 1:21:58
  El Guapo: Like your mouse.
• 1:21:59
  Brian McFadden: They clocked in over nearly 3 million hours in overtime. 140 million dollars.
• 1:22:07
  Brian McFadden: You know the.
• 1:22:08
  Testecleese: Dealing with the migrant situation.
• 1:22:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:22:12
  Brian McFadden: so that the Mayor of New York is freaking out and trying to kind of switch sides on this whole issue.
• 1:22:21
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:22:21
  Testecleese: Well, this is very fun. Because,
• 1:22:24
  Testecleese: a lot of people I've seen.
• 1:22:26
  Testecleese: And the you know, the conversations that go on podcasts and such
• 1:22:30
  Testecleese: defending these migrants will always say, Oh, they're working, they're paying their way. They're paying taxes, etc, etc.
• 1:22:37
  El Guapo: They're not supposed to be here. Legal.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: Well, why are we reaching into our pockets paying out what 140 million dollars in.
• 1:22:45
  Brian McFadden: That's just New York City.
• 1:22:46
  Testecleese: Just New York City. Why are they getting? Why do they need that much money to help these folks? If these guys are paying their own way and paying taxes.
• 1:22:54
  Testecleese: They're clearly a burden upon society.
• 1:22:57
  Brian McFadden: Yes, but nobody cares.
• 1:23:01
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, these folks they that are supportive of it, they they do care.
• 1:23:06
  Testecleese: but they don't understand.
• 1:23:09
  Testecleese: That's ever this money could be helping American citizens instead.
• 1:23:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:23:16
  Testecleese: But instead of fixing the the plumbing in Flint, Michigan.
• 1:23:21
  Testecleese: we're paying out a hundred 1 million plus dollars in some random city to feed and house people
• 1:23:29
  Testecleese: that shouldn't have been here in the 1st place.
• 1:23:34
  Testecleese: and you know I want to help the world, too. But I say we have to. You put your own mask on before you put on the mask of the person next to you on the plane right.
• 1:23:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:23:48
  Testecleese: It's it's
• 1:23:50
  Testecleese: it's the right thing to do to help others. But it's not my responsibility to reach in my pocket and take care of you. You know.
• 1:23:58
  El Guapo: Well, you don't get change.
• 1:24:01
  Testecleese: Let's be real who carries cash. I want you.
• 1:24:05
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 1:24:06
  El Guapo: We have it bigger.
• 1:24:07
  El Guapo: There's no point in having beggars nowadays, you know.
• 1:24:11
  Testecleese: What, how much cash you typically carry on you at a time? Right? Because I'm sure you probably take out a certain amount to keep it
• 1:24:15
  Testecleese: me.
• 1:24:17
  Brian McFadden: I care about 50 bucks on me at a time.
• 1:24:19
  El Guapo: I don't. I cannot disclose the amount.
• 1:24:21
  Brian McFadden: No, it's
• 1:24:22
  Testecleese: You keep.
• 1:24:23
  Brian McFadden: Is it higher or lower than $50?
• 1:24:25
  El Guapo: Lower.
• 1:24:26
  Brian McFadden: Alright. There, then you can disclose it.
• 1:24:29
  El Guapo: I can, but I don't want to. I don't want to get killed for 20 bucks.
• 1:24:33
  El Guapo: Okay, you never. Okay. You never know where. But I drive around. I never know when I end up. You know what I need, Khufu, right now, or need something. At least I need. I got $20 in my pocket to get me to where I need to go back. You know.
• 1:24:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:48
  Testecleese: Now.
• 1:24:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:24:49
  Testecleese: Keep. I keep a 50 in my truck.
• 1:24:53
  Testecleese: so in case something happens, it's 50 bucks in the truck to help me. But I don't.
• 1:24:57
  Brian McFadden: Under the wheel. Well, in the emergency heat slot.
• 1:25:00
  Brian McFadden: I'm not telling you where it's hidden.
• 1:25:04
  El Guapo: You know what
• 1:25:08
  El Guapo: at least you got some amount that you could get you by to where you had to go. You know.
• 1:25:12
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, that's in case like I lose my wallet or something I have.
• 1:25:15
  El Guapo: Because your Wi-fi could go down. Internet could go down or cell phone could be broken.
• 1:25:20
  El Guapo: or something like that.
• 1:25:22
  Testecleese: That's what's blowing my mind, though, is when
• 1:25:25
  Testecleese: something a solar flare happened. And I remember Massachusetts this one time.
• 1:25:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:30
  Testecleese: It was when the the Northern Lights were really bright in mass.
• 1:25:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:34
  Testecleese: And credit cards wouldn't run.
• 1:25:37
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:25:38
  Testecleese: And I was like, All right, so I can't use my debit card, or whatever.
• 1:25:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:42
  Testecleese: I was like I walked up, and the teller she says, I'm sorry I can't. I was like, Well, I got cash.
• 1:25:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. But, like Power went out. We only have this old school system over here.
• 1:25:55
  Brian McFadden: We know how to use it.
• 1:25:57
  Testecleese: And I was like, Yeah, and I was like, and it says, right here on this cash money, this, this is good. This note is good for all debts, private and public.
• 1:26:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I could accept it, and I could run through. But how would I be able to figure out what your change is?
• 1:26:14
  Testecleese: 20, and then minus the 799.
• 1:26:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:19
  Testecleese: And that's the change that comes back to you. But how do I figure that out? And I was like, I'm so.
• 1:26:23
  Brian McFadden: Man.
• 1:26:25
  El Guapo: Calculator, or add.
• 1:26:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I was like.
• 1:26:28
  Testecleese: I'll pull out. I was like, I'll use a pencil and paper if that's assuming that $12 and one cent isn't good. If you won't just accept my answer, you know.
• 1:26:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, see? That's why I carry small bills, too. I don't carry big bills.
• 1:26:40
  Brian McFadden: I thought you only carried gold coins.
• 1:26:44
  Testecleese: That's right.
• 1:26:44
  El Guapo: You're here like 1020, top 5.
• 1:26:47
  Testecleese: I would never carry a gold coin on my person.
• 1:26:50
  El Guapo: I never carried about.
• 1:26:51
  Testecleese: It's just begging to get robbed for a little tiny piece of metal.
• 1:26:55
  El Guapo: Point.
• 1:26:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, he's got a store going.
• 1:26:58
  El Guapo: Just one because you gotta carry cash on you, don't you?
• 1:27:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, but no. Who's gonna accept your fucking silver round dude.
• 1:27:05
  El Guapo: You never know when the fuck economy gonna collapse in the middle of nowhere.
• 1:27:09
  Brian McFadden: So did you hear the good news about Mexico?
• 1:27:12
  El Guapo: They're coming with a new chalupa.
• 1:27:15
  Brian McFadden: I wish they're launching an app for migrants in the Us.
• 1:27:20
  Brian McFadden: As the Us.
• 1:27:22
  Brian McFadden: Vows to defend citizens facing. I don't. And oh, it vows to help people facing debortion. They don't want them back in New Mexico, in Mexico.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: Helping find lawyers and legal advice, and all.
• 1:27:37
  El Guapo: How's that terrace gonna go? I bet the terrace.
• 1:27:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, how to evade border patrol, ice and everything.
• 1:27:44
  El Guapo: Invitation.
• 1:27:46
  Testecleese: Trump's not going to like that.
• 1:27:48
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:27:49
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:27:50
  El Guapo: He could come back. Come out with a new fucking day
• 1:27:53
  El Guapo: tariff like you better back up and be like, hey? How can we send you back home right now.
• 1:27:58
  Testecleese: Question is, is Mexico launching this app, or is a Mexican company doing it? Because if it's a Mexican company, there's nothing trump can do about it.
• 1:28:06
  El Guapo: Does mostly, or traffic be like. Tell Mexico because they don't got free speech, do they?
• 1:28:14
  Testecleese: I don't know, but doesn't matter. If Trump says if trump says Mexico, you have to do something, or else I'll do this. Then.
• 1:28:22
  El Guapo: The, the.
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: They're gonna nail it for the same.
• 1:28:24
  Testecleese: because Mexico government is gonna nail the fucking company.
• 1:28:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. And they're going to do the same thing to trump that they did over Burisma. If he pulls something like that.
• 1:28:32
  El Guapo: What the fuck, what.
• 1:28:34
  Testecleese: You stepped in and told him that quid quid pro quo.
• 1:28:37
  El Guapo: Doesn't matter. He's the President.
• 1:28:40
  Testecleese: Well, they impeached him before.
• 1:28:41
  El Guapo: He get a fucking part of himself? He don't care no more
• 1:28:47
  El Guapo: any crimes between now and 11 years from now. He don't care.
• 1:28:52
  El Guapo: Somebody set the precedent for that.
• 1:28:55
  Testecleese: Oh, new York is now New York City. That is, in particular, is getting a ton of pressure concerning this migrant thing.
• 1:29:03
  Testecleese: Hi!
• 1:29:04
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no! Off.
• 1:29:05
  Testecleese: After this illegal was he, Honduran, modeling.
• 1:29:09
  El Guapo: What about?
• 1:29:10
  Testecleese: Guatemalan.
• 1:29:11
  El Guapo: It is, isn't.
• 1:29:12
  Brian McFadden: Is that a person on fire on the train.
• 1:29:15
  El Guapo: How'd you feel about this now.
• 1:29:19
  Testecleese: I just can't imagine lighting someone on the subway on fire.
• 1:29:24
  Brian McFadden: And then try to watch them burn.
• 1:29:27
  Testecleese: There's video of it out there, too. I refuse to.
• 1:29:30
  Testecleese: I'm not watching.
• 1:29:31
  El Guapo: Bit, but like.
• 1:29:32
  Brian McFadden: It will not help my Ptsd. That doesn't exist. Thanks to the Va.
• 1:29:36
  El Guapo: And fucking do everything we wear nowadays is flammable.
• 1:29:42
  Brian McFadden: This will be.
• 1:29:42
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:29:43
  Testecleese: Nope.
• 1:29:45
  El Guapo: I was like.
• 1:29:45
  Testecleese: Was that.
• 1:29:46
  El Guapo: This this fucking catch on fire. Yeah, everything we're wearing now.
• 1:29:49
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, for all we know, we had a bottle of gasoline in the other hand that he squirted on her. I don't know
• 1:29:54
  Testecleese: no like just just, and all polyester that went up like a.
• 1:29:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, probably that's really good, too.
• 1:30:00
  El Guapo: Every light and fucking protect us from the cold weather.
• 1:30:05
  El Guapo: Now you have. Now make me think about Wolf, though, like at least a little bit heavy, but you know.
• 1:30:10
  Testecleese: I was like this wool actually takes longer to like, catch on fire. Yeah.
• 1:30:14
  Brian McFadden: Wolf is the way to go.
• 1:30:16
  Testecleese: Oh, decor wool is so, but it's so expensive. Let's be real here.
• 1:30:19
  El Guapo: At least, you get 50, 50, 50%.
• 1:30:22
  Testecleese: 1st of all, I am still pissed. They got. They got rid of the P. Code, didn't they?
• 1:30:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
• 1:30:29
  Testecleese: The Navy got rid of the P code, which is ridiculous.
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: But what did a peacoat cost? It was like a hundred 60 bucks.
• 1:30:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was expensive.
• 1:30:39
  Testecleese: For just a wool jacket.
• 1:30:45
  Testecleese: and I don't know why they got rid of it. That it's fashionable looks nice, I mean, how many people. How many companies have ripped off the Navy peacoat.
• 1:30:52
  Testecleese: especially for women's clothing, you know.
• 1:30:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I definitely a lot.
• 1:30:57
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I still wear mine in cold weather, because it's a nice jacket. It's super warm now
• 1:31:04
  Testecleese: that wool blanket that we had in the on the racks, in our racks in the ship.
• 1:31:09
  Brian McFadden: That was warm.
• 1:31:11
  Testecleese: Those bitches were itchy as fuck, though.
• 1:31:14
  Brian McFadden: We know it.
• 1:31:15
  Brian McFadden: You didn't wash them.
• 1:31:18
  Testecleese: Maybe I tried to let
• 1:31:22
  Testecleese: Oh, there he is! Why, what's this? Read AI meeting thing in the corner.
• 1:31:26
  Brian McFadden: I'm trying some now.
• 1:31:28
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 1:31:29
  Brian McFadden: So what about the Queen subway rider? She's 69 years old, or he
• 1:31:35
  Brian McFadden: and stabs 2 people that were robbing them in self-defense.
• 1:31:41
  Testecleese: Well, it's interesting because I saw people calling this Daniel Penny Syndrome, where people think they have the authority to like do stuff
• 1:31:49
  Testecleese: that you can defend yourself, and I'm more worried about Luigi Mangione syndrome than Daniel Penny Syndrome.
• 1:32:00
  Testecleese: At least the Daniel Penny thing people were stopping crime versus I don't like what this guy's doing.
• 1:32:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:32:10
  Testecleese: What's up? Repeat offender. I see you driving on the wrong side of the car, probably the wrong side of the road, too.
• 1:32:15
  Ron Pascoe: You know, like, we're actually on the right side.
• 1:32:19
  El Guapo: Don't get into an accident. I don't want to be witness this.
• 1:32:22
  Ron Pascoe: We're we're actually on the Roy Soy Lane.
• 1:32:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:32:25
  Testecleese: On the right side.
• 1:32:27
  Ron Pascoe: You drive on the wrong side. Right? You're on the left side.
• 1:32:29
  Testecleese: No, literally the right side of the road.
• 1:32:33
  El Guapo: Like last.
• 1:32:34
  Testecleese: Left or right. We're on the right side.
• 1:32:36
  Brian McFadden: I know.
• 1:32:37
  Ron Pascoe: In a minute.
• 1:32:41
  Brian McFadden: I'm not watching. I can't watch anymore. I'm getting dizzy.
• 1:32:48
  Ron Pascoe: Traffic on your left hand.
• 1:32:52
  El Guapo: Oh, my!
• 1:32:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, we don't drive on the left side of the road, because I don't need to carry a lance in the right hand. Okay.
• 1:32:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:01
  Testecleese: You know, that's where that comes from, right.
• 1:33:03
  El Guapo: Napoleon.
• 1:33:04
  Ron Pascoe: 5, th salesy guys.
• 1:33:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it's funny because us Americans, we'll use anything to measure something besides the metric system.
• 1:33:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, why?
• 1:33:17
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 1:33:18
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because we're still using.
• 1:33:20
  Brian McFadden: Magic system's too complicated.
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:24
  Brian McFadden: Actually.
• 1:33:26
  Testecleese: Facetime.
• 1:33:27
  Brian McFadden: It's so simple.
• 1:33:29
  Ron Pascoe: Well, it's actually pretty interesting when Canada becomes your 51st date.
• 1:33:36
  El Guapo: You guys want to be the 51st day.
• 1:33:38
  Brian McFadden: Australia.
• 1:33:40
  Testecleese: We're still email. Me, yeah, we're we're using Fahrenheit over here.
• 1:33:46
  Ron Pascoe: You guys become alcoholic. Then.
• 1:33:54
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, I guess it depends what you consider an alcoholic.
• 1:33:58
  Brian McFadden: I'm not.
• 1:34:00
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I don't have no booty.
• 1:34:02
  Testecleese: Alcoholics are quitters. You know that right.
• 1:34:05
  Brian McFadden: I never quit.
• 1:34:06
  Ron Pascoe: We go to meeting mate.
• 1:34:09
  Testecleese: Got a who.
• 1:34:11
  Ron Pascoe: I go to booting.
• 1:34:13
  Testecleese: Sorry I'm having trouble hearing you, man.
• 1:34:15
  Ron Pascoe: I said, alcoholics go to movies.
• 1:34:19
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:34:20
  El Guapo: Alcohol. Got it? Murky.
• 1:34:23
  Ron Pascoe: 3 things.
• 1:34:23
  El Guapo: Sure, drinking.
• 1:34:26
  Ron Pascoe: I'll tell you.
• 1:34:28
  Ron Pascoe: I've probably got bad retention at the moment.
• 1:34:32
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 1:34:34
  Ron Pascoe: Can you hear me?
• 1:34:35
  Testecleese: Barely.
• 1:34:37
  Ron Pascoe: Any better.
• 1:34:39
  Testecleese: You're quiet, and you're echoing off the inside of your vehicle.
• 1:34:44
  Ron Pascoe: I'll listen to you in 5 min. I'll be home shortly.
• 1:34:47
  Testecleese: Well, when you when you get back, we're probably gonna be talking about aircrafts and war.
• 1:34:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:34:56
  Brian McFadden: Riveting.
• 1:34:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, right now, a a new Florida
• 1:35:02
  Testecleese: Democrat has defected to join the Republican party because the Progressives are just getting out of control with their demands and what they want.
• 1:35:13
  El Guapo: Okay, especially.
• 1:35:15
  Brian McFadden: So that didn't share it.
• 1:35:16
  El Guapo: What kind of question do these people defect and do.
• 1:35:20
  Brian McFadden: We're okay.
• 1:35:21
  Testecleese: Is over Israel. This is about Israel.
• 1:35:23
  El Guapo: But still, still, like every Democrat, defected like, what make you think they're not gonna defect back when the thing doesn't go their way.
• 1:35:31
  Testecleese: They probably will. As soon as the Democrat party turns back into where the Democrat party was.
• 1:35:36
  El Guapo: I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:35:39
  Brian McFadden: Never gonna have.
• 1:35:39
  El Guapo: Even like I still don't trust her because she I haven't seen anything about her like what makes you change her mind about the Constitution right? The second Amendment, you know.
• 1:35:50
  El Guapo: Just explain why.
• 1:35:51
  Testecleese: She's explained that she has, but that's not even the big issue. The big issue is, the Democrats have moved so far left that she agrees more with the Republicans than the Democrats. Now, why are we getting into every fucking war? Why are we giving all the money to the migrants? Why are we censoring people? These are all things that Democrats were opposed to until Obama showed up.
• 1:36:14
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:36:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Democrats are the ones.
• 1:36:16
  El Guapo: Bill Clinton. This is Bill Clinton era, though.
• 1:36:20
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly. Nineties.
• 1:36:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:36:23
  Testecleese: Under Bill.
• 1:36:24
  Brian McFadden: The good old nineties.
• 1:36:25
  Testecleese: Yeah. But under Clinton I believe it was. The Democrats were the ones who came and saved my music from the crazy right wing nut jobs.
• 1:36:34
  El Guapo: No dude. Look at.
• 1:36:36
  Testecleese: Answer, my meeting.
• 1:36:36
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no! Go back and look at a freaking
• 1:36:40
  El Guapo: Oh, what's a demo that the Republic Democrat freaking Vice President of Milkland, Vice President,
• 1:36:50
  Testecleese: The what now.
• 1:36:51
  Brian McFadden: Brooklyn.
• 1:36:51
  Brian McFadden: I was over.
• 1:36:53
  El Guapo: Gore! He was talking to the freaking music guy
• 1:36:58
  Testecleese: I'll show you the link.
• 1:37:00
  Brian McFadden: I mean, we all have to pay homage to Al Gore, or so. We couldn't be doing this show because he invented the Internet, as we all know.
• 1:37:07
  El Guapo: He when it was fucking, he was really hardcore
• 1:37:12
  El Guapo: with the fucking oh, my God! I had to say.
• 1:37:15
  Testecleese: Climate change, global warming.
• 1:37:17
  El Guapo: No! The rock.
• 1:37:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, rock and roll.
• 1:37:21
  Testecleese: Well, it was the Republicans that had the same.
• 1:37:23
  Testecleese: the twister, sister, he they were like a meeting about it.
• 1:37:27
  Testecleese: Dee Snyder.
• 1:37:28
  El Guapo: Yes, I'll go with this Schneider.
• 1:37:33
  Testecleese: Yes, but I'm just saying it was the Republicans that wanted to censor.
• 1:37:37
  El Guapo: I was outdoor then.
• 1:37:38
  Testecleese: No Marilyn Manson, and music like that.
• 1:37:43
  Testecleese: Barbara Bush was a big proponent of trying to make this happen.
• 1:37:49
  Testecleese: and it was the Democrats who came in, and it was like, just put a parental advisory sticker on it.
• 1:37:57
  Testecleese: I don't know. The Democrats aren't what they used to be. Man.
• 1:38:01
  El Guapo: No, I just.
• 1:38:02
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 1:38:03
  El Guapo: I had to say this.
• 1:38:04
  Testecleese: Even look at jfk, could you imagine a Democrat coming out today and saying, ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
• 1:38:12
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:38:13
  Testecleese: No, they would be considered some kind of far right Nazi today, wouldn't they?
• 1:38:17
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:38:18
  Testecleese: And that's probably why they shot her in the head.
• 1:38:22
  Testecleese: And who who are they? Though the Iop, the CIA.
• 1:38:26
  Brian McFadden: Irs, let's see.
• 1:38:30
  Testecleese: The Irs is worried about Jfk.
• 1:38:38
  Testecleese: Well, Iran now is recruiting children for these Israel of these attacks on Israel.
• 1:38:46
  Brian McFadden: Did they run out of those.
• 1:38:49
  Testecleese: I don't know but
• 1:38:51
  Testecleese: it's entirely possible. They plan on strapping bombs to these kids and having the kids run up begging for help and then detonating the children. We've seen this before.
• 1:39:00
  Brian McFadden: People will like kids get closer than anything else.
• 1:39:04
  Testecleese: Because you want to help the kid.
• 1:39:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:08
  Testecleese: Oh, shit!
• 1:39:10
  Testecleese: Go ahead!
• 1:39:11
  Ron Pascoe: So that's going down and on either Communist to do that to your kids.
• 1:39:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm having a real tough time hearing and understanding you, man.
• 1:39:24
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry, occupied to do that.
• 1:39:31
  Testecleese: Communists.
• 1:39:36
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Viet Cong.
• 1:39:40
  Testecleese: yeah, they exactly. The kids would run out like, I need help. I need help. And as soon as you came up to help them. They pull. They pull the automatic weapon from behind their back and shoot 3
• 1:39:49
  Testecleese: soldiers.
• 1:39:50
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, yeah, 100%.
• 1:39:53
  Testecleese: Well, they were Communist, too. So I guess that works out.
• 1:39:58
  Testecleese: So it looks like they're actually cracking down on these new laws they passed concerning the drones.
• 1:40:05
  Testecleese: especially in New Jersey.
• 1:40:08
  Testecleese: Someone who went up there and took photographs with his own drone is being prosecuted on the Espionage Act.
• 1:40:17
  El Guapo: Or to find somebody.
• 1:40:20
  Testecleese: Dude, you know. You can go buy a drone at best. Buy right.
• 1:40:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:25
  Testecleese: Like, I'm gonna buy my wife one coming up here pretty soon because we're out in the mountains in the middle of nowhere. It's gonna be really great pictures from the sky of the area.
• 1:40:34
  Brian McFadden: Unless you're Chinese.
• 1:40:36
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, this dude has been picked up under the Espionage Act for taking pictures with a drone.
• 1:40:43
  Testecleese: but this is also in one of the areas that the Faa came out and said.
• 1:40:47
  Testecleese: Don't fly a drone.
• 1:40:49
  Testecleese: Well, and.
• 1:40:50
  Brian McFadden: When you're reading the article you come to find out he wasn't just like over Newport News. He also did the Newport, the Norfolk shipyard and bae systems with the.
• 1:41:03
  Testecleese: Exactly. He's not taking pictures of a mountainside in West Virginia. He's taking pictures of a Navy base.
• 1:41:08
  Brian McFadden: Multiple navy bases multiple construction yards, and then he goes and hops on a 1 way. He tries to get on a he buys a 1 way ticket to China.
• 1:41:21
  Testecleese: Jeez. Good thing we're not at war, because this might be a capital offense.
• 1:41:26
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:41:28
  Testecleese: Oh, I don't know what the penalty is for espionage. Is that also capital punishment?
• 1:41:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:41:35
  El Guapo: It's going on.
• 1:41:39
  Testecleese: Interesting stuff.
• 1:41:42
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Have you guys seen the shit about these people in planes lately? What's going on? The planes.
• 1:41:49
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:41:49
  Testecleese: One woman went nuts in Alaska, or I'm sorry. An Alaskan airlines plane in Seattle. She went nuts and climbed on the wing.
• 1:41:58
  Brian McFadden: Who claimed it due to anxiety.
• 1:42:00
  Testecleese: How did she get on the wing.
• 1:42:03
  Brian McFadden: Open, double the door.
• 1:42:07
  Testecleese: Okay. And then.
• 1:42:09
  Brian McFadden: Nobody cares.
• 1:42:11
  Testecleese: I'm assuming this is on a tarmac.
• 1:42:13
  Brian McFadden: I hope so. Will she fly in.
• 1:42:16
  Testecleese: To do.
• 1:42:16
  Brian McFadden: She's a wing logger.
• 1:42:20
  Testecleese: That are another. Another plane just flew to Hawaii
• 1:42:27
  Testecleese: United airlines, and they found a dead body in the wheel. Well.
• 1:42:32
  Brian McFadden: So
• 1:42:34
  Testecleese: Well what the fuck is Tsa doing. They'll grab my balls and put a finger on my ass.
• 1:42:39
  Brian McFadden: In a heartbeat.
• 1:42:41
  Testecleese: This asshole can run up and just jump onto a plane.
• 1:42:46
  Brian McFadden: He had the I he would had to be employed by some airline. For some reason.
• 1:42:53
  Brian McFadden: no matter how minuscule it was to be out there on the tarmac.
• 1:42:57
  Testecleese: And yeah, I know that you're not going to survive a flight in the wheel. Well, you're going to suffocate or freeze to death.
• 1:43:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:43:04
  Testecleese: But you could easily, if you plan on dying, anyway, you could easily put a bomb on yourself or strap a bomb to the wheel.
• 1:43:10
  Brian McFadden: I know.
• 1:43:13
  Testecleese: Like. Wow!
• 1:43:14
  Testecleese: Like I said. They'll they'll they'll frisk me. They'll
• 1:43:18
  Testecleese: frigging tickle my prostate to get on a plane.
• 1:43:23
  Testecleese: But you got dude just running up and climbing up in wheel wells of planes as they take off. And how did no one see this shit happen?
• 1:43:29
  Testecleese: These things don't. They don't get out of sight. You know what I mean.
• 1:43:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:43:37
  Testecleese: Crying, and then there was that.
• 1:43:41
  Testecleese: all right, I'm gonna try to get this right.
• 1:43:43
  Testecleese: Azerbaijan.
• 1:43:45
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:43:47
  Testecleese: Plane.
• 1:43:48
  Testecleese: It's a it's our nation plane, wrecked and killed like 36 of 50 something people.
• 1:43:55
  Testecleese: I probably.
• 1:43:55
  Brian McFadden: This is unusual for me, because typically people don't survive plane crashes.
• 1:44:01
  El Guapo: Guess what part of the airplane survived.
• 1:44:05
  Ron Pascoe: Back.
• 1:44:06
  Ron Pascoe: They're really.
• 1:44:07
  El Guapo: The tail end.
• 1:44:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I gotta keep my back seats going. Then.
• 1:44:10
  El Guapo: No, the tail end. That's why I always get tell them
• 1:44:14
  El Guapo: ever since it did the airline
• 1:44:19
  El Guapo: do a testing to see who survived an airplane crash.
• 1:44:23
  El Guapo: and usually people in their rear of the tail like, Okay, I don't care. I get the tail
• 1:44:29
  El Guapo: every time I fly for them on. I just get to tell him.
• 1:44:32
  Testecleese: You think the talon would be most likely to die in a wreck because the planes trying to make an emergency landing, and it's touching
• 1:44:38
  Testecleese: first.st
• 1:44:40
  El Guapo: Play for.
• 1:44:42
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, if you're trying to do an emergency crash landing, you're going to bring the ass down first.st
• 1:44:49
  Testecleese: But
• 1:44:51
  Testecleese: it was Putin came out immediately, and was like we had nothing to do with this. Don't blame us because it happened over Russian airspace.
• 1:44:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:44:59
  Testecleese: And now he's come out and said, Yeah, it was probably our fault. They think it probably.
• 1:45:04
  Brian McFadden: Well, he did not say that he just apologized for the actual crash, so.
• 1:45:08
  Testecleese: Okay? And the speculation is there.
• 1:45:12
  Testecleese: radar and sound jamming tech that they're using against Ukraine interfere with the GPS of this plane
• 1:45:21
  Testecleese: which would make sense if it's supposed to start military aircraft.
• 1:45:25
  Testecleese: I mean, obviously, it's gonna stop commercial stuff, you know.
• 1:45:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:45:30
  Testecleese: I don't know if you guys have any any electronics which I'm sure you do. Look at your cell phone
• 1:45:35
  Testecleese: somewhere, either printed on it, or on the paper that came with it. It says it will not produce any interference, and will accept any interference, so the Government can really just shut off all your shit. No problem.
• 1:45:51
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's why.
• 1:45:52
  Testecleese: I like.
• 1:45:52
  Brian McFadden: We got to become hammer operators.
• 1:45:57
  Testecleese: Or how does that beep? Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
• 1:46:00
  El Guapo: Have a have a little show over him.
• 1:46:05
  Testecleese: Oh, and China has. I don't know if it's been christened yet, but they've unveiled a new warship.
• 1:46:12
  Brian McFadden: This is insane.
• 1:46:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, largest amphibious worship in history.
• 1:46:21
  Testecleese: Never. I understand
• 1:46:23
  Testecleese: the need for amphibious ships. Our navy has used them. United States Navy has used them a lot.
• 1:46:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:46:31
  Testecleese: I mean D-day alone.
• 1:46:33
  Testecleese: But the problem is with giant ships is, you take out that one vessel.
• 1:46:38
  Testecleese: You take out a whole bunch more people that were going to be deployed as soldiers, too. You know what I mean.
• 1:46:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:46:44
  Testecleese: Versus sending 10 smaller vessels.
• 1:46:51
  Testecleese: Oh, I don't know. I I don't know much about this vehicle, for all I know it deploys.
• 1:46:58
  Testecleese: It's huge and deploys other vessels instead of personnel. You know what I mean.
• 1:47:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:47:06
  Brian McFadden: It's something to be concerned about.
• 1:47:09
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, China's. They're always a generation or 2 behind, and they always try to go bigger.
• 1:47:15
  Brian McFadden: Go bigger or go home.
• 1:47:18
  Testecleese: Rule?
• 1:47:19
  Testecleese: Has it not helped them with their aircraft carrier situation?
• 1:47:25
  Testecleese: I mean, how many generations behind the United States is China right now? The aircraft carrier.
• 1:47:31
  El Guapo: Probably one.
• 1:47:33
  Testecleese: Oh, more than one I is. China has one right, and that's right. Now.
• 1:47:39
  Testecleese: Flat Top, or does it have a RAM?
• 1:47:42
  El Guapo: I think it's got 3.
• 1:47:44
  Testecleese: I think they only have one.
• 1:47:47
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 1:47:47
  Brian McFadden: Alright. Somebody will pick it up. I'm busy.
• 1:47:50
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure the United States is the only nation that top aircraft carriers.
• 1:47:59
  Brian McFadden: Britain does.
• 1:48:00
  Testecleese: Right do they.
• 1:48:02
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't. I mean.
• 1:48:03
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, yeah. They have a big ramp on it, too. Right?
• 1:48:08
  Testecleese: Lot of tech is involved.
• 1:48:09
  Brian McFadden: Else has the catapult system.
• 1:48:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:48:13
  Testecleese: Nuts because we're we've moved on from steam to electromagnetic.
• 1:48:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, Chinese are trying to get that now.
• 1:48:21
  Testecleese: Steam works well enough.
• 1:48:26
  Brian McFadden: Obviously not efficiently enough, because the navy moved away from it.
• 1:48:31
  Testecleese: Well, that's because if you get a high pressure steam leak it'll cut a human in half and cauterize the wound as it cuts you.
• 1:48:38
  Brian McFadden: Token, electromagnet.
• 1:48:40
  Testecleese: No, no, I'm talking about the actual steam itself. Magnetism won't affect you.
• 1:48:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Well.
• 1:48:50
  Testecleese: No, not really, especially an electromagnet. You control where the magnetism is.
• 1:48:56
  Brian McFadden: In my body.
• 1:48:58
  Testecleese: Everything's magnetic to some extent.
• 1:49:02
  Testecleese: You know, even stuff that's considered non magnetic.
• 1:49:06
  Testecleese: You get a big enough magnetic charge. It'll be affected.
• 1:49:12
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:49:14
  Testecleese: We talked about this F. 15. That
• 1:49:18
  Testecleese: was it? The Gettysburg shot down.
• 1:49:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I tried. Yeah, I did shoot it down. Yes, the pair. The pilot's objective.
• 1:49:26
  Testecleese: Yeah. And they both survived.
• 1:49:28
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:49:29
  Testecleese: Apparently.
• 1:49:31
  Brian McFadden: It's happened again.
• 1:49:32
  Testecleese: Well, not even again. It was at the same time, from what I understand, they shot at a second aircraft at the same time, and missed it by like a hundred feet.
• 1:49:41
  El Guapo: God damn!
• 1:49:45
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:49:46
  Testecleese: Well, this has me even more concerned, because
• 1:49:49
  Testecleese: at least when we shot down the one that we didn't, you know, Oops, sorry is our guy.
• 1:49:54
  Testecleese: At least, I said. At least we know we can shoot down 40 year old aircraft technology.
• 1:50:01
  Brian McFadden: But we do.
• 1:50:01
  Testecleese: New anti-aircraft technology, but apparently missed one of them, too.
• 1:50:06
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:50:07
  El Guapo: My question is, are they turning on the Iff signal?
• 1:50:12
  El Guapo: That's another question, too. Where the.
• 1:50:13
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't matter. They don't need to turn on because.
• 1:50:15
  El Guapo: It does better. Those better.
• 1:50:19
  Brian McFadden: Like.
• 1:50:20
  El Guapo: If you turn off your fucking signal like, Hey, I'm friendly.
• 1:50:23
  Brian McFadden: There's a shirt into the Cic. It's like a NATO secure link that goes.
• 1:50:31
  El Guapo: Turn it off. They've been turning it off.
• 1:50:34
  Testecleese: Fuck all that
• 1:50:35
  Testecleese: the Houthi ships fired at American cargo vessels, and we shot down missiles with Navy ships, but did not sink the ships, and now we're just going to shoot aircraft out of the sky that aren't even shooting at us.
• 1:50:49
  El Guapo: That's the thing they don't know. Probably the chips are done like this is friendly. And now fucking. Shoot it down. We figure out later.
• 1:50:56
  Testecleese: And that's how you go to prison forever.
• 1:50:58
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:50:58
  Testecleese: because you know what. Probably pilots are turning this shit off dude. I'll give you pilots to turn this shit off
• 1:51:06
  Testecleese: again. That's not the point. The point is, then how can we.
• 1:51:08
  El Guapo: What is that be like if you don't wanna identify.
• 1:51:10
  Testecleese: Then how come we didn't sink the ships that fired on American vessels?
• 1:51:14
  Testecleese: I don't know. Dude, I don't know about that, but I'm talking about
• 1:51:17
  Testecleese: actually fired missiles versus his aircraft fired nothing.
• 1:51:21
  Testecleese: and even if they didn't have the signal, saying they were friendly, they still knew an aircraft was coming back, as we just watched some.
• 1:51:28
  El Guapo: The Administration is fucking shit up, and probably somebody in the fucking airfield like Oh, turn off the air. We don't want to identify nobody that we're friendly or foe.
• 1:51:39
  El Guapo: and you're getting shut down because they're doing this shit. I bet you it's a fucking policy issue.
• 1:51:44
  El Guapo: This is a Command air Command issue.
• 1:51:47
  Testecleese: I would accept the argument that maybe they should have had their signal on if it was off. But that's still.
• 1:51:52
  El Guapo: Well, we don't know. We don't know. We don't know.
• 1:51:54
  Testecleese: That still was not reason to fire upon them. If.
• 1:51:58
  El Guapo: You don't know. You don't know what they're seeing, too.
• 1:52:01
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:52:02
  El Guapo: You don't. You're not there. You don't know what the fuck is going on.
• 1:52:05
  Testecleese: If the if the situation is that we're that concerned about
• 1:52:09
  Testecleese: enemy forces, then we should have sank the ships that actually fired upon us versus the aircraft that did not fire.
• 1:52:16
  El Guapo: Then you know what this is like. Months ago. Then they respond, you know what? We're gonna check anything. They close, get close to us.
• 1:52:22
  Testecleese: Maybe that's a.
• 1:52:22
  El Guapo: This is good.
• 1:52:23
  Testecleese: No, maybe you're right.
• 1:52:24
  El Guapo: Yep, now your aircraft. Now we had to shut it down, you know.
• 1:52:28
  Testecleese: Maybe you're absolutely right.
• 1:52:29
  Brian McFadden: Shut it down.
• 1:52:30
  Brian McFadden: No, we know.
• 1:52:31
  Testecleese: Everyone heard about this, and they're pissed off. Now we have to stop it. That's that's entirely possible. As they said, we learned a lesson from not sinking the ship. Now we maybe we don't know.
• 1:52:39
  El Guapo: That's a ship is one thing. But now we got a fucking aircraft on top of us, you know. That's probably a whole different beast, you know
• 1:52:48
  El Guapo: we don't know.
• 1:52:49
  Testecleese: I don't. I don't know how much shit. I don't know how much the cab that skipper of the
• 1:52:55
  Testecleese: carrier interacts with the smaller vessels in the battle.
• 1:52:59
  Brian McFadden: A lot.
• 1:53:01
  El Guapo: You need to identify.
• 1:53:02
  Testecleese: So is it? Well.
• 1:53:02
  El Guapo: Really, fun.
• 1:53:03
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, Okay, then if if the carrier launches 3 jets to go, do a mission, then come back.
• 1:53:09
  Testecleese: Is the rest of the battle group told.
• 1:53:12
  Brian McFadden: What's happening.
• 1:53:14
  Brian McFadden: There's like an admiral.
• 1:53:16
  Brian McFadden: They still in charge of the Carrier battle group.
• 1:53:20
  El Guapo: The commodore.
• 1:53:22
  Testecleese: Comma! Well, Commodore's in charge of more than one vessel.
• 1:53:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:53:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, this.
• 1:53:25
  Brian McFadden: Whole fleet that's out there with that vessels.
• 1:53:30
  Testecleese: Right? So exactly is does the cruiser get notified that we have 2, 3 jets going out, and there'll be 3 more coming back in this time. Window.
• 1:53:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know, is is fun to make fun of one of them. The accident happened. But this is fucking occurrence now. 2 in a row.
• 1:53:48
  El Guapo: you know.
• 1:53:49
  Testecleese: Where I said, I believe that these happen at the same time.
• 1:53:53
  Testecleese: We fired at 2. Aircraft, missed one, and hit one. The missed one came out after the.
• 1:53:58
  El Guapo: I don't know. I didn't read too much, but this I heard this the second fucking almost shut it down the second
• 1:54:03
  El Guapo: sure.
• 1:54:04
  El Guapo: So what the fuck is going on, you know. Do you.
• 1:54:07
  Testecleese: Issue I'm having is the United States.
• 1:54:09
  El Guapo: Who knows?
• 1:54:09
  Testecleese: Does not seem prepared, and they're supposed to be the most effective fighting force on the planet.
• 1:54:16
  El Guapo: I, almost fucking shoot out. I almost got a shootout with the fucking army guys because they want to be around the fucking cruiser. Just
• 1:54:24
  El Guapo: the cruiser
• 1:54:26
  El Guapo: back in 2,002 with a fucking zodiac about to have a shootout with them because they didn't want to identify with us.
• 1:54:33
  El Guapo: you know, they told them. Get the fuck out of the ship. Don't get close to us without telling us.
• 1:54:38
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:54:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:54:40
  El Guapo: And it could be the same thing going on, you know. Like who the fuck are you? They don't want to identify yourself when they shoot you down. Sorry, you know.
• 1:54:48
  Testecleese: Here's the question is, does the United States Navy use a warning shot for aircraft, or is that only for seafaring vessels.
• 1:54:56
  El Guapo: I just don't. 1 shot in the military that I know.
• 1:55:00
  Testecleese: Navy is the only force in the United States allowed to fire a warning shot.
• 1:55:05
  El Guapo: I don't know. The changes are that
• 1:55:07
  El Guapo: lately or not, but you know what you let it.
• 1:55:11
  Testecleese: Even when I was enlisted, the United States Navy was allowed to fire a warning shot like you need to back off, and they would fire one across the bow.
• 1:55:18
  El Guapo: Hmm!
• 1:55:19
  El Guapo: But it's another ship. No fucking care aircraft.
• 1:55:23
  Testecleese: That's what I'm wondering, is it? Would we do it for an aircraft? Fire around out a half mile in front of it
• 1:55:28
  Testecleese: to say, hey, back the F off, and you know you know a 5 inch gun round. Not a missile, you know.
• 1:55:36
  El Guapo: And.
• 1:55:39
  Testecleese: This is what I'm worried about is if the world's going to erupt into war
• 1:55:44
  Testecleese: and we're taking down our own aircraft, and we're worried about
• 1:55:51
  Testecleese: integrating the birthings to allow transgender people into that birthing of their choice.
• 1:55:58
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:56:00
  Testecleese: Instead of how to fight a damn war!
• 1:56:04
  Testecleese: How.
• 1:56:05
  Brian McFadden: Right now with the Royal Navy of Britain's results from that.
• 1:56:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, gang rape charges or something they're talking about.
• 1:56:13
  Brian McFadden: I hope.
• 1:56:17
  Testecleese: I don't. I don't know a whole bunch about the the Raf. Or Rn. I'm sorry. No.
• 1:56:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, they've got.
• 1:56:25
  Testecleese: Really most on board. So
• 1:56:28
  Testecleese: yeah, and I don't know. Do they segregate their men and women like the Us. Does.
• 1:56:33
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure they try.
• 1:56:34
  Testecleese: In terms of birthings and sleeping. Everything.
• 1:56:36
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure they do.
• 1:56:41
  Testecleese: I don't know. We we had a lot of women on my on both of my ships, and.
• 1:56:48
  Brian McFadden: No pregnancies.
• 1:56:51
  Testecleese: I not that I was aware of now. I knew of a lot of guys that went on an 8 month deployment to come back to their wives 4 months pregnant.
• 1:56:59
  Brian McFadden: That happens.
• 1:57:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's that's a Jodi thing, though. Huh?
• 1:57:09
  Testecleese: Shoot. Is that our entire list.
• 1:57:13
  El Guapo: Kind of.
• 1:57:15
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, we got the Tiktok idiot who filmed himself spraying some kind of pesticide.
• 1:57:26
  El Guapo: On food in the supermarket.
• 1:57:29
  Brian McFadden: Journey up for him.
• 1:57:31
  El Guapo: Food, poisoning, food, poison, fuck it, go to jail.
• 1:57:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, he's been arrested now, and this is not the 1st time we've seen somebody.
• 1:57:40
  Testecleese: he's filming themselves doing something dumb like this.
• 1:57:43
  El Guapo: Well, we oh, my God, whatever you deserve to go to Job just because of basic.
• 1:57:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, this this seems to have started. I don't know if you guys remember the whole pandemic or the whole situation with people like opening ice cream and licking it.
• 1:57:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:57:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:57:59
  Testecleese: Putting the lid back on and put it away.
• 1:58:01
  El Guapo: Yeah. Still, disgusted.
• 1:58:03
  Testecleese: Did you ever see that woman who would go to the supermarket like Drop, drop her panties.
• 1:58:09
  Testecleese: and like put.
• 1:58:10
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, that was in Spain, or something like that.
• 1:58:14
  Testecleese: Fuck is the matter with people.
• 1:58:16
  El Guapo: I guess Delta would fix them. We don't know.
• 1:58:22
  Testecleese: Like. I want to get
• 1:58:24
  Testecleese: some lettuce, and you know some carrots, not whatever nasty. And she was an onlyfans model, not whatever weird disease, or in your panties, you know.
• 1:58:34
  El Guapo: But still we don't know.
• 1:58:36
  Testecleese: Dude. God! Am I gonna get face herpes if I eat this apple.
• 1:58:40
  El Guapo: And try to explain that to your wife like it's not me! It was the face, Facebook only Fan. Oh, you be fucking Facebook only fans. No.
• 1:58:53
  Testecleese: No, no!
• 1:58:53
  Testecleese: Can you apple.
• 1:58:55
  Ron Pascoe: It's a new trend started by Rosie O'donnell.
• 1:58:58
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:59:02
  El Guapo: I still be pissed about that.
• 1:59:04
  Testecleese: That's like getting Chlamydia from playing ping pong in Thailand.
• 1:59:10
  Ron Pascoe: Free toilet going, I should have used that clean seat toilet.
• 1:59:13
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:59:17
  El Guapo: Anyways. Hi! Oh, my God!
• 1:59:25
  Ron Pascoe: Problem here.
• 1:59:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, I can hear you well now, but we're out of material.
• 1:59:30
  Ron Pascoe: Oh! Damn!
• 1:59:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, you came to the end.
• 1:59:35
  El Guapo: Hey? Hey? Do you know what? It's still 20 days? Did you buy the fuck shit up still.
• 1:59:41
  Ron Pascoe: Well, did you talk about tax.
• 1:59:45
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:59:46
  Ron Pascoe: Did you talk about Texas?
• 1:59:48
  Testecleese: What about Texas?
• 1:59:50
  Ron Pascoe: Well, they've stopped you from selling bloody parts of the you can't tell no more.
• 1:59:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, until after by Trump's president, we we talked about that
• 2:00:01
  Testecleese: I shit. Something just came up and reminded me of something, but I forgot about it. That sucks. Oh, well.
• 2:00:10
  Testecleese: all right. Well, I mean, I guess that's our show. Unless we got something else we want to talk about.
• 2:00:15
  Ron Pascoe: Paul Jen Psaki, back in our seat in charge of the committee.
• 2:00:20
  Testecleese: Alright, Jen, Psaki don't know what to think of her. We'll we'll circle back with you on that one.
• 2:00:28
  Ron Pascoe: Patty's gone, mate. She's going. She's gone.
• 2:00:33
  Testecleese: Probably they're probably they're all gonna be gone.
• 2:00:36
  Testecleese: Msnbc is losing all their anchors. They're all getting pay cuts, anyway.
• 2:00:42
  Ron Pascoe: I can't wait for the new seating arrangements that the White House Press Secretary's.
• 2:00:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, there was no viewers on Msnbc.
• 2:00:51
  Brian McFadden: People are not even watching the Joe Scarborough show anymore.
• 2:00:56
  Ron Pascoe: Isn't Joy Rooy down to 59,000 or something. Now.
• 2:00:59
  Testecleese: I don't know about that. I don't. I'm noticing they choose to offer the pay cut. I don't know
• 2:01:05
  Testecleese: what it was, but, like rachel Maddow is down to. Was it 25 million a year for a once a week? Show.
• 2:01:13
  Brian McFadden: Ridiculous.
• 2:01:14
  Testecleese: Did you imagine that's over a million dollars a month.
• 2:01:19
  Brian McFadden: And she doesn't even live in the Us.
• 2:01:23
  Testecleese: Dear God! Then these folks complain to you about the rich people.
• 2:01:28
  Brian McFadden: They are the rich people.
• 2:01:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like you. What are you like? Oh, oh, grocery prices are up. Oh, woe is me! It's like bitch
• 2:01:36
  Testecleese: you! You claim that you hate the wealthy, and you don't even know what your grocery bill is every month.
• 2:01:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:01:46
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, I just can't wait for the new seating arrangement at the White House Press conferences.
• 2:01:51
  Ron Pascoe: Had all those Podcasters in the front row.
• 2:01:53
  Testecleese: Tim cool for the episode, and that's something I've been talking.
• 2:01:57
  Brian McFadden: Only pastor clearances.
• 2:02:00
  Testecleese: Well, Disney and all these other giant corporations are going to move into the podcasting space very quickly.
• 2:02:09
  Brian McFadden: There it is!
• 2:02:11
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying there's no Disney, and you know, Cbs, it's just going to go. Oh.
• 2:02:15
  Brian McFadden: Look how it worked out for spotify.
• 2:02:19
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 2:02:20
  Ron Pascoe: Give us a big chance to get a seat. There fellas.
• 2:02:23
  Brian McFadden: Correct.
• 2:02:24
  Ron Pascoe: Responded.
• 2:02:25
  Ron Pascoe: You need a foreign correspondent.
• 2:02:27
  Brian McFadden: We had somebody reach out to the trump administration trying to get us a podcast he rejected us.
• 2:02:34
  Testecleese: We tried to get trump to come on our show before we started doing podcasts.
• 2:02:40
  Ron Pascoe: Let me know if you need to follow respondents.
• 2:02:44
  Testecleese: Yes, you you could tell me all about how
• 2:02:48
  Testecleese: the aborigines were detained for COVID-19, and then chased and hunted down, put back into their camps.
• 2:02:58
  Ron Pascoe: What better stories than that.
• 2:03:01
  Testecleese: I'm just saying that was a good one, because
• 2:03:03
  Testecleese: they make such. They make such a big deal about the aborigines that as soon as anything went down like. Put them all in a fucking concentration camp, but don't let them escape.
• 2:03:13
  Ron Pascoe: 1st of all, we're going to do to our Tasmanians.
• 2:03:17
  Testecleese: Oh, New Zealand, I believe, is the only other nation on the planet that uses Fahrenheit.
• 2:03:24
  Testecleese: Besides, either us.
• 2:03:27
  Ron Pascoe: Everyone. Celsius, mate.
• 2:03:30
  Testecleese: I like Fahrenheit more precise scale.
• 2:03:34
  Ron Pascoe: Like get Celsius.
• 2:03:36
  Testecleese: Why is that
• 2:03:37
  Testecleese: 32 degrees to 212 from freezing to boiling where Celsius is 0 to 100.
• 2:03:43
  Ron Pascoe: It's all done.
• 2:03:44
  Testecleese: And it's way more precise.
• 2:03:47
  Ron Pascoe: Get with the tournaments, brother.
• 2:03:50
  Testecleese: Why?
• 2:03:51
  Ron Pascoe: Buzz.
• 2:03:53
  Ron Pascoe: What countries use it?
• 2:03:55
  Testecleese: You motherfuckers all need to adjust what you're doing to interact with us.
• 2:04:00
  Testecleese: We're right.
• 2:04:01
  Testecleese: The entire world speaks. Okay. You can say the entire world speaks English because of the Uk. I understand that argument, but the reason why the rest of the world had to learn English was to do business with the United States.
• 2:04:14
  Ron Pascoe: Bye.
• 2:04:14
  Brian McFadden: It's the international business language.
• 2:04:17
  Ron Pascoe: Well, these monitors kind of well before us.
• 2:04:20
  Ron Pascoe: because we've got a war before.
• 2:04:25
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 2:04:27
  Brian McFadden: Letters.
• 2:04:27
  Brian McFadden: That's it.
• 2:04:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's our show, Brian.
• 2:04:32
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 2:04:34
  Testecleese: Let's wrap this one up.
• 2:04:36
  El Guapo: Recorded on.
• 2:04:40
  Brian McFadden: Gondolas are us.