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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on Artists on Artists on artists. Boy,
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  Speaker 2: Today, Mistry's Screenwriting Expert panel of new voices in Hollywood.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know why they call it show business? I
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  Speaker 5: This week we bring you an inside look at the
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  Speaker 5: new season of Everyone's favorite reality show.
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  Speaker 4: Robert Kardashian became famous for aiding OJ Simpson in the
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  Speaker 4: Trial of the Century, and that infamy led to the
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  Speaker 4: fame of his family, the Kardashians. Well, there's another person
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  Speaker 4: on O. J. Simpson's legal team that has a socialite family.
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  Speaker 4: Today we have the cast of Dealing with the Descherwitzes.
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  Speaker 2: Alan Dershowitz is a well known political, polarizing lawyer who's
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  Speaker 2: been on the OJ Trial, the Trump Trial, and a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of other crazy trials.
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  Speaker 3: Now listen in as we invite the women of the
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  Speaker 3: Dershowitz families to sit down at our round table.
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  Speaker 5: This is the cast of Dealing with the Dershowitz's.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, yeah, like maybe like I like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, maybe I get like a new dog because
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  Speaker 2: like this one is shitting everywhere, and I don't know, had.
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  Speaker 3: Not get that chihuahua like that you got last time,
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  Speaker 3: that one breed without the hair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that one I actually loved so much.
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  Speaker 5: And well, you girls have to stop getting chihuahas.
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  Speaker 4: I like your dog right now. I like your dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just like shits everywhere. Like I thought when
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  Speaker 2: I got him he wouldn't be shitting. But he's like
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  Speaker 2: a puppy year telling.
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  Speaker 5: You girls you have to pick up after your dogs.
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  Speaker 5: That's just part of being a dog owner. My girls.
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  Speaker 3: All right, mom, do you want to introduce yourself.
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  Speaker 5: For well, of course, okay, So.
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  Speaker 6: Hi everybody.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Debbie Dershowitz of the Dershowitz family.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm sort of the mom.
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  Speaker 4: Some would say I would say that you're my mom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're my mom too.
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  Speaker 3: I'd say that as well.
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  Speaker 6: You girls keep me young.
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  Speaker 4: I I'm Deanna Dershowitz. I'm the oldest Dershowitz.
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  Speaker 3: First one, I'm the first one.
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  Speaker 4: I'm the first baby.
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  Speaker 6: Speak up, my girls.
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  Speaker 4: I just feel like I'm screaming. My name is Dianna Dershowitz.
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  Speaker 4: I am the oldest Dershowitz. I am an influencer, a model.
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  Speaker 4: I do service for communities.
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  Speaker 1: Honey, Deanna, speak up.
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  Speaker 6: Be proud of what you've done.
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  Speaker 4: I am proud. I feel like I'm yelling. Does it
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  Speaker 4: not feel like I'm yelling?
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  Speaker 5: No, honey, you're not yelling. You're really whispering. I want
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  Speaker 5: my girls to speak with confidence.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, work on it, Okay.
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  Speaker 6: I hope you will.
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  Speaker 2: Hi. My name is Denise Dershowitz. I'm the youngest, the
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  Speaker 2: baby of the Dewitz clan. And yeah, I do like
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  Speaker 2: social media. I do modeling, I run a clothing brand,
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  Speaker 2: and yeah, it's just you know, it's great. I love
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  Speaker 2: it so much. You know. Being a member of this
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  Speaker 2: family has its ups and downs.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, it's Destiny Dershoette. I'm the middle child, forever stuck
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  Speaker 3: in the middle. I I think out of my sisters.
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  Speaker 3: I'm most known for creating the pimple patch. It's a
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  Speaker 3: patch you put on your pimple. And now we have
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  Speaker 3: every color every season. You can have one every skin tone,
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  Speaker 3: every holiday.
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  Speaker 4: I love your new pimple patch for autumn.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, autumn is like a really cool leaf.
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  Speaker 5: And I love that the autumn one also makes you
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  Speaker 5: stop eating.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's also thank you mom for bringing that up.
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  Speaker 3: We are now like pivoting into like a medical patch
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  Speaker 3: so they can help with diet, help with hair, and
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  Speaker 3: help with anxiety, including CBD patches.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: So, if you don't know who we are, we have
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  Speaker 4: a show on tv Guide Network called Dealing with the
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  Speaker 4: Dirt Choices. It's been on for five seasons. We're just
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  Speaker 4: starting our fifth season, and I just feel like this
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  Speaker 4: would be a good time to introduce us if you
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  Speaker 4: don't know who we are. Yeah, and let's.
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  Speaker 5: Talk about what is in store for the fifth season,
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  Speaker 5: because all my girls.
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  Speaker 6: Are getting up to you know.
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  Speaker 5: You know, part of dealing with the dersha Witzes is
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  Speaker 5: of course dealing with thesha Witz.
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  Speaker 6: Right, and my girls give me nothing.
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  Speaker 5: But in the fifth season, is that fair to say?
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  Speaker 2: It's actually crazy?
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  Speaker 3: They call us the dirst Witches.
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  Speaker 2: And they've been calling that us forever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean this season is full of what
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  Speaker 3: I like to say as polite arguments.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, we have our own little compound in Newark,
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  Speaker 4: and it's just all the kind of stuff that happens
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  Speaker 4: in our little spot in Newark, like all our houses
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  Speaker 4: when it come together, like we always get on each
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  Speaker 4: other's nerves, Like you guys are driving me off the
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  Speaker 4: wall all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we are such a normal family. We're just like
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  Speaker 5: any other family. Our home is barren, there is no
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  Speaker 5: objects in it.
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  Speaker 1: It's fully like.
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  Speaker 3: We've got a lot of fall like literally all of
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  Speaker 3: our lives, Like Dad comes back and forth to the
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  Speaker 3: city and stuff, but we like run the town of Newark. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: since eighth grade. Right, we used to all be in
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  Speaker 3: middle school at the same time.
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  Speaker 4: We only the only place we ever traveled to outside
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  Speaker 4: of Newark is this little island off the Virgin Islands.
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  Speaker 4: But we don't go there anymore.
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  Speaker 2: No, we're not allowed to go there anymore. Apparently something happened.
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  Speaker 3: We went there when we were younger for like holidays, right, moms,
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  Speaker 3: But then.
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  Speaker 5: Something happened, and we don't have to talk about it, right,
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  Speaker 5: We don't have to talk about it because obviously the
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  Speaker 5: allegations against our father is friends, many friends, namely Jeffrey Epstein,
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  Speaker 5: are false, and we don't need.
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  Speaker 6: To talk about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go on the record right now.
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  Speaker 1: No, let's not go on the record.
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  Speaker 5: No, just say we don't need to talk about it.
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  Speaker 4: I like to go on the record.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't like it when this family goes on
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  Speaker 1: the record.
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  Speaker 5: Does.
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  Speaker 2: Dad here, I'll go on the record. Dad won't let
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  Speaker 2: us go back to that island.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're such a little slut.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you're a little slut.
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  Speaker 3: You know that. No, stop like pissing mom off.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not pis mom off. I'm not being a little slut.
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  Speaker 6: Little sluts are twenty nine years old.
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  Speaker 4: Enough of the drama, guys, I'm gonna freak out.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, girls, let's talk. Let's get positive.
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  Speaker 5: Right, let's talk about our One of my favorite episodes
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  Speaker 5: in the new season, our big Easter Party. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 5: when we all of our separate houses come together for
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  Speaker 5: a beautiful little.
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  Speaker 2: Egg dancez is celeb Easter.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I was not Bornwitz. Of course I married into
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  Speaker 5: the Dershowitz family. You were in O'Connor, right, it was
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  Speaker 5: an O'Connor.
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  Speaker 4: Romance.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people from Yeah, a lot of people
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  Speaker 3: think that our parties are like these, like extra extravagant things.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe because of like I don't know our families in
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  Speaker 3: the media, and like we throw.
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  Speaker 1: Very the paparazzi and the tabloids.
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  Speaker 6: I hate when they come over because we.
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  Speaker 3: Throw really simple gatherings.
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  Speaker 2: We don't really Yeah, like this gathering will have like
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  Speaker 2: one or two elephants, because like that's like an Eastern tradition.
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  Speaker 4: And let's talk about the drama from this episode. Let's
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  Speaker 4: talk about the drama from this episode, because I wish
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  Speaker 4: you would. Destiny was in charge of getting the eggs,
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  Speaker 4: but she ended up getting Robin's eggs and not chicken eggs,
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  Speaker 4: and they were too small, and nobody of the five
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  Speaker 4: hundred children of the easter.
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  Speaker 3: Could find And I just want to say, I think
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  Speaker 3: it was inappropriated, mom, to invite a school over to
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  Speaker 3: our because none of us have had children yet I
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  Speaker 3: know she would.
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  Speaker 1: I have to.
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  Speaker 5: We have to give back to the community, right, and
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  Speaker 5: I wish we have to give.
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  Speaker 2: Back to the put them.
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  Speaker 5: What does that mean we have to invite a school
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  Speaker 5: to our celebration.
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  Speaker 6: We have to celebrate our wealth.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm glad you brought that up because I wish
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  Speaker 1: one of.
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  Speaker 6: You would drop a pregnancy.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, one of you girls is gonna have to buck up.
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  Speaker 6: And have a baby.
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  Speaker 2: Why didn't you talk to Destiny about that? She's seeing
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  Speaker 2: that guy. You've been seeing that guy for a while.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm seeing Joe Exotic.
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  Speaker 4: What are you guys gonna have kids?
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  Speaker 2: What are you? I know he's in jail. Man is
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  Speaker 2: in jail now, but dad said he would be his lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: But it's true, DA love cases like that.
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  Speaker 3: I I confirmed it with E E Hollywood that I
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  Speaker 3: am dating Joe Exotic. But what about you and your
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  Speaker 3: fucking boyfriend?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Mario Lopez.
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  Speaker 6: You girls came up.
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  Speaker 2: And we are life partners. We are not married. We
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  Speaker 2: are not that serious dating.
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  Speaker 3: Jo and I are saying we're just mostly pen pals. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we write about I write to him about my badge
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  Speaker 3: and he writes to me about his dinger.
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  Speaker 2: And that's drama, so Jo likes to call it.
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  Speaker 4: Why are you guys constantly ignoring my boyfriend?
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  Speaker 2: Who's that?
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  Speaker 3: Because he's a fucking asshole.
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  Speaker 4: Eli Manning. He's so mean.
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  Speaker 3: I literally, like I told mom, if Eli Manning was
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  Speaker 3: at the egg party that I would throw a bitch fit.
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  Speaker 3: And that's why I threw the wrong eggs at your
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  Speaker 3: fucking car.
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  Speaker 4: But we dressed him. We dressed him as the Easter Bunny,
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  Speaker 4: so you were never supposed to find it out.
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  Speaker 3: It's still Eli Manning.
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  Speaker 2: You could tell it. Just by that shape of that
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  Speaker 2: guy's head. You could tell it was Eli.
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  Speaker 4: He's well known to be a really nice guy. He's
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  Speaker 4: really nice to me. And I don't know why you want,
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  Speaker 4: sorry to be a bit about this, but don't.
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  Speaker 2: Can I call it moment?
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  Speaker 4: Do we have to play the side effect when you
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  Speaker 4: sayrsha bitch, dersha bitch. How Yeah, we got the We
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  Speaker 4: got the vocalist from Walking on Sunshine to throw that
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  Speaker 4: sting in at the end.
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  Speaker 2: That was a lot.
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  Speaker 1: What a Dorshabitz moment, honey.
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  Speaker 2: As you can see, this family is wild. The drama
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  Speaker 2: is non The drama.
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  Speaker 5: Never ever stops, ever since the very beginning when this
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  Speaker 5: show started, when you guys were in high school. And
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  Speaker 5: you know, other celebrity mothers have maybe leaked a sex
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  Speaker 5: tape of their daughter. I couldn't do that, obviously, so
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  Speaker 5: we did release that kissing video.
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  Speaker 3: Tell them, yes, that was horrifying.
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  Speaker 2: It was. It was tough to watch.
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  Speaker 3: And the fact that we still have a television show
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  Speaker 3: and all we did was a kissing video after that.
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  Speaker 1: Sex it was just a tasteful kiss.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's you can talk about it. It's me kissing
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  Speaker 2: ray J. Just a lot of smootches, just to peck,
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  Speaker 2: just one we were at the time, and it was Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I was eighteen at the time, so it was scandalous.
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  Speaker 1: Only we could only he would agree to just a peck.
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  Speaker 2: He was not.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm glad looking back, I'm glad.
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  Speaker 2: And that's just where this drama started unfolding and life
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  Speaker 2: got just crazier and crazier after that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But we like originally because we weren't as big as like,
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  Speaker 3: we didn't have a bigger splash. We just had the
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  Speaker 3: kissing video. We got a radio show and that's why
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  Speaker 3: we have all these sound effects. Yeah that are now.
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  Speaker 3: The radio show got picked up.
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  Speaker 2: It was it was Yeah, we took over Garrison Keeler's
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  Speaker 2: show after he got canceled.
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  Speaker 4: We were on Prairie Home Companion. Yeah, we were. We
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  Speaker 4: were the de facto hosts of Prairie Home Companion twenty
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  Speaker 4: eighteen twenty nineteen, and that's what really put us on
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  Speaker 4: the map.
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  Speaker 3: That's when we like really took off.
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  Speaker 4: People couldn't get enough of all the dirsh of Bitch moments.
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  Speaker 4: As you know, someone did sound effect.
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  Speaker 5: Bitch was always partial to the Dersha. Ship happens, but
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  Speaker 5: that was a good stinger.
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  Speaker 2: Ship happens.
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  Speaker 1: I'm walking on side.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it was Katrina and the Waves actually the name
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  Speaker 4: of that band. We got them.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I guess now that we're here, I actually have
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  Speaker 2: something to say.
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  Speaker 4: Don't cause drama.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying, Toma.
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  Speaker 1: Can we have one day with no drama?
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  Speaker 3: The show is sold, like, stop pitching the show that
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  Speaker 3: we're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not pitching the show.
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  Speaker 4: You're always on mom.
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  Speaker 2: It's like you have your catchphrases.
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  Speaker 1: You girls have to stop.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not pitching the show. I'm just living our lives.
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  Speaker 5: We're like any normal family. And you can tune in
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  Speaker 5: at eight seven Central on TV guid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, tune in. We are not with an online streaming platform, yeah, streaming,
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  Speaker 2: but yeah, I want Well, I have a little drama.
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  Speaker 2: I pulled up to my car this morning, my big
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  Speaker 2: Land driver, and I thought it was scratched on the side,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm just wondering if somebody had a little drunk
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  Speaker 2: driving hit and run accident again.
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  Speaker 4: You're looking at me, and it makes me want to
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  Speaker 4: claw your eyes out. It makes me want to fucking
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  Speaker 4: go ballistic.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds a little bit like your CTE fucking boyfriend
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  Speaker 3: Eli fucking Manning, you claw your eyes out.
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  Speaker 4: He does not have CT. Well, how dare you?
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  Speaker 5: Is?
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  Speaker 3: So it's so violent out of nowhere and it only
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  Speaker 3: started happening when you dated fucking football.
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  Speaker 4: That is an occupational hazard CT. That so rude of you.
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  Speaker 4: That's like me being mad at you for having lip fillers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, how is that like that?
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  Speaker 4: I saw you try to drink a sprite the other
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  Speaker 4: day and you didn't get any of it in your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: It's an occupational hazard.
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  Speaker 4: It's like you have a gutter system built into your mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Well, sweetie, Danna, I mean, don't go like your don't
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  Speaker 5: go at your sister like that, because we all know
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  Speaker 5: your cheekbones could cut glass.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm getting I got called on, I got
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  Speaker 4: pushed into a corner, so I'm I'm pushing back.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I just want to know if you're drunk driving again.
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  Speaker 4: And yes, I'm drunk driving, but I drive a golf
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  Speaker 4: cart so it shouldn't affect anybody.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then call Dad because he got you off last time.
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  Speaker 2: He'll get you off this time.
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  Speaker 4: Dad is busy at mar A Lago right now, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: We can't legally say that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, he's busy at poo.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, off the record, he's busy somewhere in Florida somebody.
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  Speaker 5: He has a lot of friends. Okay, I know what
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  Speaker 5: would be fun. I know it would be fun. What
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  Speaker 5: if we answer some fan questions?
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  Speaker 2: I would I love.
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  Speaker 3: I would love that, And Joe loves his fans as well,
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  Speaker 3: so I'll speak on behalf of Joe Exotic too.
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  Speaker 5: That is so funny because this first question is what
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  Speaker 5: is the best part of dating Joe Exotic?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: We never fuck, We've never I mean, we just write letters.
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  Speaker 3: And I love that because growing up with such famous
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  Speaker 3: parents and being in the spotlight and I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: just having a lot of I don't know, I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: like call it trauma, but I don't like to be touched.
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  Speaker 4: I honestly liked Joe Exotic way better than your last
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  Speaker 4: boyfriend R. L. Stein.
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  Speaker 2: He was a sleeze bad.
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  Speaker 4: Total social climber, absolutely the ladder to yes, yes, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not talking about him.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this could be Mommy.
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  Speaker 5: This is mummy's fault, Darling, because I was really pushing
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  Speaker 5: this relationship and the contract was too long.
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  Speaker 1: I should not have roped you in that for that long.
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  Speaker 2: It was that he was going to write spooky stories
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 5: The contract was that he was he was going to
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  Speaker 5: be The contract was that he was going to be
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  Speaker 5: in a relationship with Destiny for a period of notwithstanding
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  Speaker 5: six months, and I was in turn going to receive
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  Speaker 5: between eight and twelve spooky stories.
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  Speaker 2: Those are scary sometimes.
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  Speaker 5: And they were really scary, and it was amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Because sometimes sometimes they were really scary.
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  Speaker 2: That was actually they were really scary, and it was
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  Speaker 2: just a nice.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Because we're it's a normal American family, and we weren't
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: able to share them anywhere because they were specifically designed
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: for me and the things that make me feel afraid,
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: which are wrinkles, snakes, and garden hoses because they look
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: like snakes.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Asonae.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: We're doing that because Dad was gone and he was
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: in that weird island that we can't talk about it,
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: and you just wanted something to do at home, so
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: you pimped me out so you get some spooky stories, Destiny.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: I think you do need to apologize because your breakup
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: really broke RL. Like on Twitter, he's been going crazy.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: He's like releasing these very short form stories, like they're
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: really scary.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: And he like bought a house across from our other house, like,
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: and he's like constantly hounding us right now.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: And I like, I see the new book that he's releasing,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: and there's.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: That Netflix special about him spooky.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: He just released that that short story on Twitter about
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: beating up Joe Exotic. Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: Yes, he's going really hard on Joe eggs at sending
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: all that truck full of knives to his prison, which.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Which you can't access, that would get through the guards,
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: best selling author.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: He didn't really think this one through, but let's not lie.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: It was a gift, destiny. It brought us so much publicity.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: It's the gift that keeps on giving because he's having
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: a public meltout.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Mom, you're shameless.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: Stop at Deandros, stop at Diandrama.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: Just keep me up.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: Okay questions, Sorry, I'm being a bitch.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, So I have another question.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: This one is for Deanna.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Is it true that.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Those nudes leaked on Reddit that are rumored to be
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: yours are yours?
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Well? My privacy is really important me. I have a
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: lot of secrets that I like to keep them secret.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: But the truth is all the tattoos that were featured
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: on that body I also have. I don't send any nudes,
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: not even to Eli, but I do think think somehow
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: they got out well.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Dad found that red herring between that was there was
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: all of the tattoos except one, and it was like
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: a little Kirby.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: I have every had, I had every gemstone on my body,
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: and then there.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Was a little gems and there all seven gems, all
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: seven gems, and it's.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Interesting because they're just sort of outlined. They're not shaded in,
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: so you can't really tell which.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Gem is weird exactly. And then there was a kerby
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: right in the middle on them. Dad and I wanted
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: to and I said, Dad, stop looking like it was
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: really creepy the way that he came up to me
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: and he said, hey, I've been analyzing your nudes over
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: and over and over and over and over it I
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: found something that isn't on your body. And I was like, Dad,
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: stop like looking at me.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I was used so much.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: That's Dad. When Dad gets in the mood, like the
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: law mood.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he goes.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: He really goes for That's why I can't see him
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: too much anymore.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: He's constantly.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: He goes.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: It's like a mode mood, like he like it's like
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: head down. All he cares about is the law, the law.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: And he's like not even talking to you anymore. He's
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: talking to his client, his daughter, his client.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't talk to him when he's in
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: law mood.
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: No.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Like, well, I'll speak to dad every once in a
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: while when he's in law mood because maybe I'll have
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: an issue and then I'll need that to step And
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: we texted.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Him on the on the group family threat as well.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, group, I just I like to feel close to
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: my family. I hate them when I'm with them.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: She loves to send.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Them, my girls, you send the sluttiest gifts.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I find slut gifts.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: You gotta stop them. I get really mad and I
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: get really pissed off when you keep sending that gift
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: with me falling off that boat.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: That is the funny, the biggest slut.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: It's not I want to pull your hair out when
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: you say.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Stuff like that, But honey, we need to get that
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: gift out there more. I mean it should be an
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Internet breaking gift.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: It's so funny.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Falling off a boat.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: It is not funny. We were on a yacht. A
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: deep sea fisherman nearby threw their angler back. It caught
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: me in the lips.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: The gravity of it is a lot of surface area
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: dragged off and you fell off.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: It was more you were.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Thrown up all those fans out there. If you look
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: really closely and enhance that gift, you'll you will not
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: see a Kirby on your body, and that shows that
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: that nude was fake.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody that Kirby.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, somebody asks real.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: No, you just no, daddy, What did daddy say? The
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Kirby means it isn't your body. We added the Kirby
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: so it isn't your bot. Somebody added the.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Wait, do you have a Kirby on your real body?
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: Or no?
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Never? Not even once?
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: What is a Kirby?
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: It's a doll.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I think it's from that video game.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: You did that to make fun of you. But he
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: can eat our ass because.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Honestly, gamers eat asked the best, like fuck off.
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: Because your boyfriend.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Mario Lopez, he's a bit of a gamer.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Because he's a gamer.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he does entertaining games. He loves all the games.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Absolutely shocked at that news.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. He doesn't like people knowing because he thinks
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: it ruins his his brand. But yeah, he loves like Minecraft,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: and he loves Fall guys, and he loves El Din
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Ring and he's playing this new one right now and
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: he just loves it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Ask everybody a crazy question. Yeah, sure, if you weren't
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: with your current partner, you with Dad, you with Eli,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: you with Mario, who would you be with right now?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: My gosh, I can't.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: I would never violate the sacred bomb that I have
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: with you, Like, well.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: He's gonna violate with you because he has CT and
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: his contract is up in four months, so so.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Not bring his CT into this again. I am going
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: to rip your hair out if you say that again.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: I'm getting fiery red with causing drama.
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: You guys, I think.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: That I would end up with Al Roker. We met
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: at a party, once we hit it off.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: What is there to say? What's more than that? But
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: I love your father.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: He and I are very happy and the one day
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: year we spend together is incredible.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Al Roger sounds insane.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: That would be crazy, would would why don't you think
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I could land well Roger.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I think the opposite. I don't know if Al Roker
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: could land you.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you could get him.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Your tits are ginormous.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Your tits are literally as big as basketball.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Well, I have to compete with my girls. They're so
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: you're so young, and so what do I have? All
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: I can do is and speaking of I have a
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: fan question for you, Denise. This person says, is it
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: true that you removed four of your ribs and put
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: them in your ass?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, And this is what I'm going to say
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: to all those people, you know, get up off your
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: ass that doesn't have ribs in and work, because the
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: only reason I was able to do that surgery is
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: because we've all worked so hard for our entire lives. Yeah,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I got four ribs removed, two on each side, the
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: eve ribs and the one right above the eve ribs,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: and I put it in my ass to.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Make him about the cushions you have to bring around
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: to sit on.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: So these cushions are a nightmare to carry around. They're
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: full made of duck and children hair, and they're so
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: so big, and.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: It's just non duck feathers actual ducks.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Actually, duck, there's bones. You have to have two big
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: ducks in there, and it just really cushions the ass
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: while the ass is healing. So yeah, all my haters
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: out there that don't think you know, like well, we
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: were all born like this. We were born naturally beautiful.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: We just do a couple things that like help bring
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: out that natural breath.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: But Denise, I don't want to put you on blast
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: and cause drama, but that surgery you did's your ass
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: really muddies the brand. Mom's been working really hard, how though,
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: our breast our breasts have been the mainstay of our bodies,
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: and it's been changed the landscape because everybody wantss.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Like us hashtagsha tits tits.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I'm bugging. But here's the thing, girls, here's the thing.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: And I don't get you to start drama with Denise
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: too much, because unfortunately we might have to do a
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: rebrand because as some recent.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: Scientific evidence has come.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: Out, saline breast and plants are actually quite dangerous and
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: so we might as a family have to pivot.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Now we can have this conversation off here now.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I want to have it now because this is bullsh at,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Like I'm always the one teased. I'm always the one
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: ganged up on it in this family, and I'm sick
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: of it. It's like whatever I do is looked up
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: on a microscope.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: The only person I bully in this family is Eli Manning.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: And I need you to stop. I need you to stop.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: You just need to make it four more months. Okay, wow,
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: set the contact is up and we're setting you up
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: with We're setting you up with Hunter Biden.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, I want to talk about this because that was
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: a family and discussion and all three of us were
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: up for the job. Yeah, and why did Deandra bookt Like?
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Can I be honest? I heard that I had the
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: best power point?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Hear it from Daddy's little also me like that.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Don't look at me like that, Deanna.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: You all three girls made wonderful PowerPoint pitches for them
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: to date Eli Manning.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: But I got Eli. I bagged Eli. We're talking about
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Hunter Biden. We're talking about Oh.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Right, of course it was the other pitch.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Yes, what did what did my sister's PowerPoint have that
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: mine didn't?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Fireworks honey, firework.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Effect, firework effect.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't even care about Hunting Biden. I'm going
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: for bigger fish. Yeah, you don't even care, and you
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: don't even know.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: I literally just asked too.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: We're asking like you don't even care and you don't know.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: That's what if you think, DeAndre, I think you fucking
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: did that. You did that power fucking you did that
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: power Bland presentation right conveniently a week prior to when
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: those nudes were released. And I think mom and Dad
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: and our family publicist saw that your star rating on
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: the internet, your Google hands were higher, and that's why
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: you BI booked Hunter Bike.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: That is ludicrous, destiny. My appointment to present my PowerPoint
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: was scheduled four months before all of that. You know,
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Daddy's secretary doesn't change this.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: Absolutely nothing to do with her IMDb star meter ranking,
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: which was up three hundred and fifty points that week.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: There's nothing suspicious going on. What Deanna and Eli Manning
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: have is true love, ratified by a legal contract amount
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: of time.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: My star meter went up because they had to every
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: there was a challenge. I nailed it where they had
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: to make a cake out of my face. That's why
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: I started.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Doing not I'm like, I hate when the pendulum swings
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: and one of us is more famous than the other
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: little things like fucking nailed it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: This is get so. I'm not in it for fame.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: I'm not in it for money. I'm just in it
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: to be myself and live my life. This kind of
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: drama makes me want to punch a hole in the wall.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: You girls and your drama. You stop me. The type
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: of things we get up to is a normal.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: American family with normal American problems.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: It's something you happily have to see.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: You want to know, you want to know who I'm
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: actually going for.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Just say it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: You want to know, you want to know.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Dense you, Denise, You're not the drama, even if you
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: want to be.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: You're not the drama you want to know, don't you.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I am the drama. I am the backbound this family,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: and I am the rib ass of this is It's
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: fuck no.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Wait, that's actually shocking.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I'm sure I want to turn Timmograss straight, and I want.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Him Timmograth is straight and he's married to Faith Hill.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that though. That's like a like
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: off the record.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Denise, if you want to straight, you can turn him straight.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: I think that's going to be easy.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: I think he's anything they set their mind to.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Have you seen his cowboy hats. He's too clean, have
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: a male to be straight.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Way straight people wear cowboy hats. That's actually mostly it.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: I don't little nas X.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: Speaking of the pendulum swinging.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: I forgot Little nas Yeah.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Always made all cowboys gay in a good way, obviously.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: That Brookwarde Mountain.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: Great movie.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: It's mom's favorite movie.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: That's my favorite movie. It's my favorite movie.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: Recently, your star meter went up, Destiny.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what did you say?
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm screaming all the time. I just
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: wanted to hear everyone's favorite movies.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: You know, you're like a little bug in my ear.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: You have to you're buzz buzz buzzing, and you need
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: to sing your song like a beautiful butterfly.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm gonna go horse after this. I'm
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: talking so loud.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: You're going to go horse.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: That's when she like, that's her mode.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I start running, what's everyone's favorite movie? Let's go around, mom.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: It's well, my favorite movie is Broke Back Mountain. And
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I don't care what anybody thinks. It's okay what they
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: were doing. It's okay what they were doing on that mountain.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Even wish.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I wish more people thought it was okay.
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: And I wish that we were in a place where
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: I could say I liked Broke Back Mountain without any backlash.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: So don't you dare give me backlash because I think
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: it's a fine movie.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Even though Dad did try to sue that movie, I
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: know you love it.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: I love that movie, and I don't care what anybody.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Thinks sue that movie for giving him a boner.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: I remember that you guys came back and Dad was furious.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: He was absolutely furious.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, what's your favorite movie?
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: My favorite movie is the Airbud, the first one. I
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: find that the way that the kid yells at that
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: dog really resonates, and it's why I got that little dog.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Because I just saw Airbud for the first time this
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: last week. Somebody was watching this weird ass thing where
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: a dog is playing basketball, and I said, what the
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: fuck is this? Is this like weird shit? Like don't
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: and Mario Lopez was like, no, honey, it's Airbud, and
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, airedad And then.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: You said this is my favorite movie.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well have you seen it? It's so good, Like
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: it's so sad but so good and like, I think
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: more people should know about Arabud. So just a little
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: bit of free publicity.
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: For Airbud.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Do you are you?
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: Is there?
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: Are you a part of the any upcoming Airbud movies?
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: This is this something you told us?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Because this is very random of you, Honey.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I know, Well, Mario just brings out the randomness in me.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: And yes, I will say I just made a deal
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: with Airbud. Is it a corporation or air Bud corporation?
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Did mommy help with that or did Daddy look at
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: the deal?
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Nobody looked at it. It was actually you know.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: He's really going rogue right now.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Have to get a little la.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: You have to get mod.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: I keep pitching you diet tummy teas and you won't
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: go for it.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: But you take this air Bud thing. Honey. Sometimes I
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: don't know what's in your brain.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I'm wild, I'm predict them all.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't get anything, like I want stop causing drama.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: What's your favorite movie?
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Easy? Manchester are the Sea?
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Why? What?
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: What's that Manchester by the Sea with Casey Aflock?
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: That's so sad? What happens in it?
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I think it makes me feel Uh the movie makes
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: me feel good?
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: How does that make you feel good? Though?
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, fine, I've literally never seen the movie. I just
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: said that.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Quick thinking, honey, good job, good job.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: I learned to be quick, not like smart, but quick.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: This season gets crazy.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: I will say you did think very quickly the other
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: day when you noticed a paparazzo was following you in
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: the pizza shop and they were starting to pan the
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: camera away because Gwyneth Paltrow showed up, and so you
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: reached behind the counter and grabbed your own pizza and
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: started licking it like a crazy person.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm starting to go to crazy extense.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: And it's doing wonderful things for your star meater.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think it's fucking thirsty that fucking random ask
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: people were painting a cake of your face. I'll literally
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: build you a new stomach.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: You guys are literally always ganging up on me. It's ridiculous.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: I forgot you were fucking here.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Literally, like you don't always are ganging up me and
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I hate it, but that's Mario and I are good. Fine,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: It's like, literally it's.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Just too much.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: But I do want to explain. I want to thank
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: you and I want to say that my pimple popping line,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: my pimple patch line, we are now expanding to pajamas.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Who how do you expand your pimple? Bobby? Like Jama?
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: She said that she goes in what way?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Mom?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: And she said that with a fucking.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Smart just asking in what way?
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Snake cow?
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: You guys just stop getting up on me. I just
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: can't your finger out.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Of my face unless you want it in my stomach.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: I'll bite it all literally.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: My finger right now.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I am my finger right now.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Really, everybody, reel it in.
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: We are a family.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: The pajamasfoliate your your skin just like the patch.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: So you're sleeping in exfoliation.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: You're sleeping in like one of those pumper stones.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: It's like sleeping so every time you move it scrapes
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: your skin.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: It literally exfoliates it.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's what exfoliating is.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: At least, I have a fucking job. What do you
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: do every day? What do you do? Let's talk about.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Airba, get off my ass and I work every single day,
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: even though it's really hard to get off as right.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Where do you work?
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Ben and Jerry's.
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: You don't, that's you don't, honey, No, don't spread.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: That was a guest star on Undercover Boss.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: That's Ben and Jerry's for me. And I went Undercover
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Boss so and I was the boss. So yeah, I.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Think it's crazy they gave you a guest star on that.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: A narrative show that you weren't the boss you were.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I had a couple setups.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: And let Denise own the company for the episode.
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: Yes, Ben and Jerry lent it to you.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: It was in good faith deal.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I worked harder than anybody in this family, and it's
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: about time I had some come up.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: In well, honey that things are looking up. You know
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: that Denture's company reached out and that'd like to start
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: maybe a collab with you. You know those those little
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: invisil line things.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, that'll go perfect with your rib ass. You think,
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: so you'll have like I think so, I really do.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: I think you should tell everybody what you've been working
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: on on the side since the show, like you have
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: other things spooky.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to hear from me.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: I know none of the questions are for you, but
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: I would since we're here, and since we're asking. I
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: do have a shoe line coming out. It's supposed to
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: make you stop eating while you wear the I have
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: this hoodie that's supposed to irritate the fat in your
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: body so much that it just vanishes into thin air.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: And then I'm also coming out with Debbie Dershowitz is
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: down there rejuvenation And that is a stone that you
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: place in your underwear and it just tightens everything right up.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Like it does it touch the clip, It touches.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: The vulva and it tightens it right up because it's
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: it's made of a hot stone that.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Sort of makes the vulva go. I had to do
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: it after I had all these kids. But that'll be
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: available on my instrut.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: You're a god, Queen, You're a god?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Hello, honey, alright?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: All on dorgords, Dad, Daddy.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: That it says who you are and you call someone.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: I know you and Mom doesn't talk that much, but
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: like this is.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Her, daddy. Where are you? We miss you?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I'm on somewhere.
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: Is this being recorded?
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Then in that case, I'm on a fucking farm or
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: something and I'm.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: With a doctor.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Daddy.
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: I missed you.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Girls very much.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Dad.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: If you get a chance to look at the contract
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: that Joe, my boyfriend Exotic sent over.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: Oh he's innocent.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, if you could really just like help me
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: get him out of there, I would really appreciate that.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, that man is an innocent man.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Innocent man, So I'll get right to work.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Hold on what.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Then?
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: What?
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: No, one of my farmer friends is in trouble on
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: the island farm.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I gotta go. Which friend is this?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I'm disclosed?
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Goodbye Daddy is so funny.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: I'm rolling on the floor right now with.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: That conversation out of anger or happy.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Like sir joy. I love Daddy so much. I love
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: him and I miss him.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm glad to hear you say that now because
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: we things could turn at any moment. So I'm just
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: saying we might need to pivot to a new father
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: at some point.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Mike, you mom where the doors?
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: If al Roker is available.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: I'll have a PowerPoint of my pitch for Daddy.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: I can't. I can't be the Dershokers.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we can keep half of that snake.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: I can't. I literally can't.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Think of that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: How about we?
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: I would love to, you know, make sure people are
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: watching the show. Why don't we go around say quickly
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: our favorite moments from the show.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: One of my favorite moments from this new season is
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: when we all go on a cruise to the Galapagos
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: and I have a crazy time with a tortoise. You'll
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: have to stick around to watch what happened.
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: It's so funny.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: The tortoise is so mad to.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Me, he would not eat that lettuce.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: One of my favorite moments is that the camera crew
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: is actually there when uh Eulaine Maxwell was arrested, and
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: I love because we're all there too. We were we
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: were think we were having a.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Pot It's crazy that we just ran into her like.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: At our potluck.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: We ran into her.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: Like she just happened to be carrying around a plate
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: of lasagna.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: It was literally where she came.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Out of the woods with the plate of lasagna and
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: our forks and.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Plates and they were plate.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: It was. It was so freaky, like we don't trust
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: her and we're not on her side. And also like
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: I just want to also say that like I'm you know,
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: excited for Eli's final season. He's really excited to be
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: in this season and I'm gonna miss him a lot.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: And he remembers what he did and he knows what
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: he's talking about and he doesn't have CT.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: So apologize, Deandra.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Thanks Diana, Jesus Christ stopp geting.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Up on me.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Diana, I am so sorry I accused him of having CT.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: To be honest, I don't know what CTE is. I
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: know that people just say that about football players.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Listen, We're a family and sometimes we fight, sometimes we
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: have disagreements. But I love you guys more than anything
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: else in this world.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: But I'm the daughter of a lawyer. I'm the princess
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: of law.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: I shouldn't make these claims without backing.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: Them up, but remember that blood is thicker than water,
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: and you girls are my life. Thank you.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: My favorite episode of the season is when all three
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: of us without Mommy sadly because they didn't letter, when
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: all three of us host s and l it's a
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: really fun episode.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Souse.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: They did a little bit with me in the audience though,
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: where you said hi Mom and I waved was very funny.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Well, you just you didn't get your COVID tests in time,
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: and it's.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Like, and honestly, I don't have it.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: I don't have I know, but you have to let
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: people swab your nose you have to let them. They're
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: not going to take anything away.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: It's not going to come off that doctor did a
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: good job.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that doctor was like the most expensive I have.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: A loose nose.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: You know that they had to attach it loose so
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: that they could make room for other surgeries.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: When nobody, nobody believes you when you say have a
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: loose note.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Speaking up, speaking of I did just get a text
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: from our family plastic surgeon. Apparently all of our breast
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: implants are going to destruct in the next ten minutes,
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: so we have to go now.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Oh no, damn it.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, say goodbye to thes.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I'm walking on signshine who This has been Artists on
• 45:38
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• 45:40
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• 45:41
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• 45:45
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• 45:48
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• 45:50
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• 45:56
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• 46:00
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• 46:04
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• 46:18
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