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Hey all you cool cats and kittens.
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This is a special episode 29 of the Thanks Hated It podcast.
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It's currently 11:00 PM the day before we film the real episode
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with Amber. I'm here IRL with Ryan.
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Hello. We've come up with an idea after
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I intentionally put Impractical Jokers on a loop on Amber's.
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YouTube. Yeah, her her suggested videos.
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So now all she gets on her YouTube suggested is Impractical
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Jokers. I thought it was a funny bit.
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So for this episode, Ryan and I are going to see how many times
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we can reference the Impractical Jokers in the episode without
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Amber noticing. We'll take a tally.
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Count the tally yourself, obviously.
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Enjoy time.
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Stamp that. Oh Drake, them out for you.
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Don't touch the other one or I'll break your finger.
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Fine. And I'll do it because I was
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there. I was there last night, you
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guys, Ryan and I slept together. We.
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Went there last. Night, night before or whatever.
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My days are all flown together now.
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Literally. I came home and tried to pull
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into my driveway and had to jump the curb because a van was
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blocking the entrance to my driveway.
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Yeah, he he definitely came home.
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I. Hate you so much.
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It was like a meet cute but like with a MEAT.
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That's your father. That's gross.
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Talk about Ryan. Still your father.
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Yeah, I'm your daddy. Why were you there?
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Because I hate myself. Welcome back guys.
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Episode 29 The freshly shaved Ryan the I think finally well
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rested Amber not even close. She got some sleep a little bit
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the put myself in a coma last night with Nyquil just to get
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sleep. Justin, I didn't wake up till
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3:00 PM. We're recording a little bit
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later in the week. It's just one day, but.
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Yeah, could kick your ass. We didn't even get home until
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6:30-ish. We got off the plane at like.
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He got off the two Yeah, 2:30. Rough.
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So I went to Florida. I got there Friday, I think it
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like 2-4 or something like that. Stayed all weekend and then got
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back Monday at 2:00-ish. I was down there because I think
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I said in the last episode I was going to go get my truck
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finally. It's been 8 months without my
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truck here and my truck has just, it was used for like the
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first six months and then threw a bearing in the front left
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wheel bearing and it was just Kia just done down for the
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count. So no problem.
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I'll buy the parts parts cheap, go down there.
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Parts were delivered to him. All I had to do was take the
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plane down there. They already had all the tools.
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They had everything I needed. I got there and everything was
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good and I got pretty much, I'm not kidding, the last bolt on
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the last part on the last like connection of the steering rack
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and it's welded shut. It's, it's been on there so long
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and it got so hot over the, you know, 20 years that I've the
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trucks 15 years that the truck's been around, it's just welded
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on. So I, I beat it for like 5 hours
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on one bolt. I lifted the truck and this is a
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6000 LB truck. I mean this is a 4x4, 4 door, 6
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seater. This thing's a massive.
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I lifted the truck by the bolt and it did not come out.
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That was the last thing I did. I tried 10 different tools.
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I tried 10 different things. Could not get it.
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I had two other people with me. It's suggestions and trying to
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do stuff and just things that they've done and I've done and
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I've learned and da, da, da, da, da.
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Oh yeah, I had, I had professional tools.
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This this guy had a shop and the shop tools were at my disposal.
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Still couldn't get it, it just, I had to replace the entire
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front end. Like by that point I'm, I'm
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literally stripping it down to the frame and replacing every
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part on the way up back to the tire.
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So after 2 1/2 days it was unreal.
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Like I, I after a while I just, I just gave up.
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I was like, I can't do this anymore.
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I have to put it back together and sell it where it sits
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because I I'm not going to spend as much money as it's going to
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take to replace the whole front end on a truck that's worth what
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I'm going to put out to put into it.
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And then on top of that, when I do that, it still needs a bunch
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of other work in the next 6 months.
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You know what I mean? So it's gone.
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I'm done. I can't wait till you sell it
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and I drive past the barn and it's jacked up on deep dish
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like. Oh you absolute rage baiter.
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I will take a picture of that. It's going to have like the mind
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body swole sticker on the back. No, it's going to be peace,
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love, Jesus and it's going to be a female's car.
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It's going to say if it's a girl's truck, it's going to be
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the endless esophagus. Oh my God, wait for it.
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Salt life, yeah. Salt life.
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No, that that only works like that works down here, but that
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only works for it to be ironic is if it's in the Midwest.
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And it's got. That's where it came from.
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Salt life, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
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So literally like it it was made in Canada in 2011 and then.
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Yeah, the truck. And then it lived like 3 years
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up north, probably with Scotia, wherever you're from.
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And then they brought it down here and I got it when it was
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already Midwestern. So I've worked on it before and
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it hadn't been too bad. I replaced the whole top end,
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wasn't too bad. And I just after a while I was
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like, I can't, I can't. I got to put it back together,
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put it all back together, selling it where it sits.
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You know what you're going to get.
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Next. No idea.
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You should get a 2012 Toyota Corolla.
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What a. 2012 Toyota Corolla. I heard you.
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The question was what? What?
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It's reliable. Not for what he wants.
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Do you see the woods behind us through?
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The. Through the damn open window
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right now. Dude, I've seen some crazy stuff
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with those Toyotas. They are, they are undeniable.
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They are for real. No, no idea, but a Camry?
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Do a Camry. A Camry.
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It's a little bigger. You can put it on rims, you can
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put it on deep dish rims. There you go.
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I hate you didn't. Know a Corolla that we used to
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hang out with all the time? Him that we used to hang out
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with the. One that became quote UN quote
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Tiktok famous. I think so, or I think it was
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Cameron. But yeah, I, I tried.
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I really tried. I did.
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I tried for 2 1/2 days. It was everything I could do.
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And now I'm a go get something else.
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I hate it because I do love that truck.
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It's a love hate relationship. It's always been a problem
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child, but it's a nice drug. It's it's a.
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Good truck at this point, but what can you do really?
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It's going to take somebody putting 5 grand just in parts
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and then they got to do the labor themselves because if they
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take it to a shop, it's you're going to pay more than the
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truck's worth to even fix it. It just doesn't.
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Honestly, best case scenario, and we talked about this while I
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took you to the airport, best case scenario is some guy that
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just wants to Jack up an old truck, you know?
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Yeah. It's a hunter green Ram in
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Sanford, FL Somebody wants that truck for just for that.
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They're going to RIP it all off anyway and put a six inch lift.
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That's the thing, it already had like a 2 inch in the front to
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level it out, so they're just going to tear it all out and put
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it a 12 inch rugged country, royal country, I have no idea.
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Rough country. That's the name of your book
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Rough Country. Like a biography or one you
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found? Well, I found a book at Ryan's
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and the title of the book, I'm pretty sure it was a spicy like
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novel for himself. It was not.
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Even close it was a self improvement book.
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You can say whatever you want. So it was, it was like paperback
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sleeves, so you couldn't tell what it was.
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But I I opened it up and it said the men we need.
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That's disgusting. It was the avid indoorsmen.
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The avid indoorsmen? What the fuck?
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That's what it says, Did it really?
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That's what it says on the book, Yes.
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I swear to God I took a picture. I I'm going to go grab it real
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quick. On the front of the book while
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he's gone. All all the books cover the men.
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We need God's purpose for the manly man.
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Fuck. I don't know if you guys could
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hear him or not, but he said what the fuck it does.
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Go ahead and read that for me. What's this say?
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What's the deal with the guy with the baby?
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I was asking this because a few of us were given a tour of the
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women. 'S Co-op.
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House at the University of Illinois, where I was a student.
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I'm just reading from page 23. I'm starting.
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Oh, the book. Oh, OK.
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I was saying just the cover. OK.
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No, we're not reading just the cover.
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OK, I will take an extra minute. Let me, let me read the cover.
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Let me, let me God's purpose for the manly man, the avid
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indoorsman, or any man willing to show up.
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Or by who? Brant Hanson.
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Handsome. Hanson, I thought for.
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Sure it was. I thought it for sure it was a
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Joe Gatto book. No, no, no, I do want all of his
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collection. I want his whole book, like
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everything. It's a comedian that does.
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I think he's got like 3 or 4 books by now.
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Probably. But that was my weekend.
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It sucked and it was hard. And I did it because I'm not an
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avid adoresman. Well, at least you didn't have
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too. Many toothpicks in a sandwich.
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Huh. You've never heard that before.
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I have not. Never.
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I think that's a Lisk ocean thing.
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Oh well, it just means you're doing too much at once.
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You're trying to do get everything done at one time.
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It sounds like a New Jersey thing.
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Staten Island. Somewhere there.
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Put too many toothpicks and a sandwich, Joe.
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Oh. Joe Byman I.
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Joe. Byman, sorry, go ahead.
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What did you do this week? Nothing you guys just reminded
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me of video though. Or it was like beans, rice,
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Jesus Christ and. Byron, That was definitely
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Staten Island. Hey, yo.
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I showed you that one, right? Yeah.
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Yeah, there's a whole series of it.
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It's so good. I love it, fuck your life.
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Bang Bong. Yeah.
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Bang bong. I said that for like 2 years.
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Yeah. Bang Bong.
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Fuck, I forgot what I was gonna say.
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Nope. Oh, I forgot last week, our last
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episode. I was like, oh, Justin's
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birthday is on Thursday. I'm a horrible wife.
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I thought Monday was the first. You're not.
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A horrible wife. You're just you're locked inside
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with no concept of time. Apparently so his birthday
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wasn't no by me. No, it sounded like a weird
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giggle. I promise he doesn't lock me
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inside anyway. She's over here off screen with
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her forefingers just. Birthday was in fact on
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Wednesday like he said it was. But yeah, what did you do and
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what did you get for your birthday?
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I got shoes. We didn't get shoes yet, but.
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Amber got me shoes. Bottom.
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Shoes. I also got a sextant North star,
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nautical star, Nautical star. It's AI didn't.
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Get you sex. It's she got me sex.
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So it's a, it's a nautical star stamped leather wrapped like
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pocketbook with a avid outdoorsman pen where it's a,
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it's got a roller, it's got a light, it's got like titanium.
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It's a bottle cap opener. It's a bad ass little pen to
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write in my new journal 'cause I, I put, I also, I put so many
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notes in my phone that it's like, you know, it's all my
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Gmail and I've had my Gmail for two decades.
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So I've got notes in my notes app from when I was 18.
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Like, so what's funny is I actually went on the, when I was
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on the plane, there's no Wi-Fi on Allegiant on the way back.
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They just didn't have it. So whenever I was on the plane,
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I was like, I'm just going to go through the notes And there was,
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I got to say probably 70 notes that were incoherent.
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Don't have any idea what it's referencing.
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So I don't know how to follow up on said note A, a person's name,
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GPS coordinates and blank notes. No idea.
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I just have no clue. I'm like, what is this for?
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Who is this? What am I doing with this
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information? And it it's from four years ago,
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it's probably for the business as somebody called and said my
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name's this. I called him back and forgot to
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delete it. But I have no clue, no concept.
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One of them just says getting jiggy with this Bastille shit.
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Yes, I saw that. One what is this?
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Oh what? What else did I get?
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It's on the fridge. It's on the fridge.
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I'm drawing a blank. What you said.
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Non alcoholic whiskey. Oh that's right, a bottle of
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Revere Rival Revere. Something like that.
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Non alcoholic whiskey. Thick.
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Had a glass before I left. It's pretty fucking good.
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There's like. Taste and smells like whiskey.
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There's like eight ingredients, so it burns like whiskey.
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It's perfect. Awesome.
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Haven't had a drink, still haven't had a drop.
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I don't even know how many days it's been.
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Don't care. It's still killing me, but it's
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getting better. You tried to break into my new
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bottle of wine, I. I thought about it.
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He, he, he did the whole like reach out full arm's length and
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the, the grabbing the hands. Uppies.
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I'm like no bad. That's when do you drink wine?
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No, Ryan's big time now. He interviewed a famous
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celebrity and they brought him a bottle of wine to his humble
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abode. Can I have it?
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You're going to have to come down and get it.
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I'm not driving up there to drop that off.
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That's fine, you met a big time celebrity, eh?
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Sure, for this area that was actually for those of you
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listening, that was hopefully last episode, if everything
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would. Have been.
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Proper. It should have been last.
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Episode. I haven't heard anything yet.
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Yeah, so. This guy's been in radio so long
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he coined the phrase hoop. There it is.
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That true? Could have.
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Been there. It is.
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I don't know if we've said it on the podcast yet, but I I do.
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But I don't trust my husband when he tells me shit.
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Why is that? I don't know.
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You tell me. I couldn't tell you I'm
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truthful. All right, it's gonna be a story
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time for you all so strapping, it's not gonna be long.
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Strap on. Strap on.
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So I thought he was gonna push the button there.
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You're going there. So there was one time we were
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watching a video. It was those Australians that
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tried to eat or yeah, that tried to eat food or it was something
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like that. Irish people trying Australian
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food, they tried Vegemite. I look over at him and I said,
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what the fuck is Vegemite? And just straight face.
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He goes, he goes, yeah, it's it's jam made out of termites.
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And I was just like, OK, whatever.
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About six months go by. We are at a big old party after
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party from Spooky Empire, which is a horror convention.
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And we're sitting in a hotel room and this was the time
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obviously we're me and Jay were drinking.
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He's standing on the other side of the hotel room pouring
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himself a drink next to one of my dad's buddies.
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I'm playing Cards Against Humanity with like 6 or 7 people
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on like 2 of the beds. And somebody put down the card
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Vegemite. And I look at them.
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I was like, isn't that that shit that's made out of termites?
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And they all looked at me like I was.
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Retarded, Like completely. So I look over at him and he is
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pissing himself laughing, about to fall over with his drink at
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the table and I immediately knew that he fucked my life up
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forever. Yeah, he probably felt like a
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Cole Von Cole. That's so good.
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A what? That's.
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Fantastic. A Cole Von Cole, Somebody that's
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too big for the room because he got you to think that.
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Whenever whenever it happened I literally was like whose phone
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is ringing mine mine and I just left.
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That's so good. It was so dumb I felt like an
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idiot. No, idiot.
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Big idiot. So I know we kind of glossed
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over it, but Justin, how was it staying here last night or not
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last night the night before? It was delightful.
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It was cool. We had a good time.
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I hung out with dad for a minute, got to talking, did
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almost did an episode with Dad and I was like, Nah, we're not
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going to do that. But everything was set up.
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It was so funny. I walked in in the like his
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living room is just a fold out table with two microphones on a
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stand and it's like a full blown setup like awesome awesome.
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Professional bachelor? Yeah.
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Pretty much no. It looks good.
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That setup was awesome. His tender profile name is
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Krangis Mcbasketball. I hate that.
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We need another female on this podcast.
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I can't. How do you describe what Jay was
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just doing? It's a it's a famous like TV and
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movie thing where they take a stick over their head and.
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The Caveman. Yeah, the caveman.
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There wasn't any Nas in his house.
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He promised me. The viewers will know.
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Viewers will know. Viewers will know the.
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Viewers will know, he promised. Me.
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Mute that no. A fridge full of Nas and there
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was not a beer in the house. I And then he said look at this
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unopened bottle of red wine you fucking addict.
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And he said I'm going to bed leaving it unattended, you
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bitch. There is still a bottle of
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Ryan's Open chilling so. He couldn't have that.
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He just slinks into his room. He's like scoops key potatoes.
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Fucking asshole. Oh that's why I have my phone
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still on reduce interruption. So I was wondering why I wasn't
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getting like your text messages and the fact that it said that
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we were on discord or you are on discord.
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Well, that would do it. That would do it.
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I mean leave it on. It's a busy week though.
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We got we got stuff all over. We're driving to Columbia
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tomorrow. I think I'm off Thursday.
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I don't think we're doing anything.
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I don't know. And then Friday we're driving to
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Savannah. I'm going, I'm going to Savannah
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and then coming back. And then Saturday, I'm going to
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probably back to Columbia just all over.
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Yeah, the only thing I got going on this week is doctor's
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appointment and some legal shit on Friday, but I haven't.
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I didn't do anything this week. I don't even remember what we
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did. I took you came back home.
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Oh I've been re watching the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
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trial. Like in its full entire.
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My dog stepped on a bee. My dog.
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I just finished last night watching her.
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What's it called? Redirect from Johnny's attorneys
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and her like her. What's the word?
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I don't know. Come back.
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Testimony. Something deposition.
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No, it's like redirect and something else.
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So Johnny's attorneys were talking to her and pretty much
24:58
like shoving it up her ass. It was so good.
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It's so funny. And then her.
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So it's like 6 hours of that and the attorneys, her attorneys try
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to object, but they have nothing that they can actually object
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to. So they go up to the judge for
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like 10-15 minutes trying to go around it.
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And Johnny's attorneys are allowed to like ask that
25:27
question. Her attorneys come back to try
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to do like the talking it after his, his counsel and everything.
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And she couldn't even get out the questions because she didn't
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write it like a good attorney would.
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And his attorneys were like objection, speculation, hearsay,
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you know, lack of foundation. I think she only got about 3
25:51
questions actually in and at the end she was just like I.
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I don't have any more questions if there's.
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One take away from that whole court case, it's the dichotomy
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between a well prepared and good lawyer and somebody who had no
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idea what's going on and is not worth their weight in gold.
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Yep, Yep. Amber Heard also had the 0 zero
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facial awareness. She couldn't decide if she
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wanted to be sad or happy or mad or scared or she just like it.
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It was just all over the place just And now I'm listening to
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the recordings and like, as they're listening to the
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recordings, you watch her face get weird because she just
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doesn't know what to do. She's a bad actor.
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So the whole time she's acting what she's feeling because she's
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not actually feeling these things.
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And like in the video, she's like, she's like poking the
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bear, just like prodding and screaming and like hitting him
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in the recording. And it's like an audio that you
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can barely hear and you hear Johnny on the couch like Doctor
27:01
shrimp Puerto Rico. And she's like, see, this is
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what I'm talking about. It's the drugs like, and it's
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this whole thing. And he's like, I'm just trying
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to leave. I just want to go home like.
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Yeah, but at the end of it, though, after her, after her
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lawyers were like, I, I don't have any more questions.
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The judge was like, OK, you can go and take your seat.
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And then I guess she was waiting for like the deputy or sheriff
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or whoever. Bail, not bailiff.
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Caught people in the courtroom. Bailiff.
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Yeah, she was waiting. She was waiting for one of them
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to come over because apparently Johnny went to attack her in the
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courtroom the day before and it wasn't true.
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He was saying hi to somebody and she like stupidly freaked out.
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So as the bailiff is coming over to get Amber and she's walking
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in front, the judge was like, actually, we'll go ahead and
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take our morning recess, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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So you see Amber walking out of the courtroom on the other side
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and she just looks fucking pissed off.
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Swigs the last part of her bottle of whatever the fuck she
28:08
had and then threw it in the can and you could see it.
28:10
And I was like, that looks so bad for you and I'm so happy
28:14
about it, you dumb bitch. I'll say on on another note,
28:20
dad, from what I can tell is done with his case and the house
28:25
is sold and he's fully moved on to the boat.
28:29
So happy about that. Let's say all good there.
28:34
No issues anymore as far as I'm aware.
28:36
I don't know what's going to happen, but there's a whole
28:38
bunch of tea there that I won't get into.
28:40
But all good things. Oh yeah, let's say all good
28:43
things. I.
28:45
Just found a mole I think. Might be the he was thinking
28:52
about moving marinas and whenever he was talking to the
28:57
harbor master, the guy never text back.
28:59
Apparently there's like an under harbor master who takes care of
29:02
the Marina during the week, but he's never there during the
29:05
week, he's only there on the weekends.
29:06
So he finally got in contact with this guy, and he overheard
29:10
a conversation that the other guy was having.
29:13
And I don't even remember what was said of prior, but what he
29:16
heard was like, we finally found the alligator that ate the
29:19
DeLuca boy. And he's like, OK, like, all
29:23
right, I guess we're just doing that now.
29:25
He's like, what the fuck is that?
29:26
He's like, don't worry about it. Like when we pulled into this
29:29
Marina, the lift was broken with a boat on the lift, so they
29:34
couldn't put the boat back down. It was just stuck in a cradle.
29:37
Just massive 30,000 LB boat just swinging in the air and it's
29:42
stuck there. They can't move it, but so far
29:47
so good. That's fantastic.
29:53
Yeah, I'm glad. I mean, he, he kind of had that
29:58
I'm the beef air to him just like.
30:01
I'm at the Marina. Good.
30:04
Yeah, Yeah. Or just through the case.
30:06
Just just through the case, you know, like he's, he's done now.
30:09
Like he's, he's good. He, he's got that weight off his
30:13
shoulders. He's the man.
30:15
He can do what he wants now and at the house.
30:19
Man before him, he looked great. He looked a lot.
30:22
He really did less like just dragged down just.
30:25
Did. He look like your dad finally.
30:29
He looked younger. Yeah.
30:32
Yeah, he looked really good. I, I apologize for not inviting
30:35
him over whenever it got freezing out.
30:38
Oh. Yeah, go ahead and I'll say tell
30:41
me about that. Yeah, I mean, I just, I just was
30:46
like, hey, man, I'm sorry. I didn't think about it until
30:49
after the case. You know, it's like, but he's
30:52
always welcome here and I hope he knows that because I would
30:58
rather him not have to worry about finding a place and just
31:04
coming over, crashing for however long he needs to and
31:07
then going off and doing, you know, getting things taken care
31:11
of so. He said it was 42° in the
31:15
bedroom. It's just a fiberglass boat.
31:19
I didn't. Put the heater on.
31:21
He did. It was full blast 42°. 42° at
31:26
with the heater like that's. He said he, he got up the next
31:31
morning and there was a massive like like rain cloud over the
31:35
boat. So it's fucking 20° outside Bug.
31:39
And he gets out of the boat and it's raining and then he keeps
31:44
walking like away from the boat and then it's not raining and
31:46
he's like, what the fuck? So apparently like the people
31:48
who moved in next to him, their pipe burst their hose for their
31:52
water and it was like spraying across three boats onto his 20°
31:56
outside, like freezing the deck. Of course just massive customer
32:01
disservice like. So fucking funny.
32:06
Unfortunate, but so. Fucking funny but all good now.
32:11
I definitely told. Him, he's a, he's an extremely
32:14
patient human being. Because yeah, all, all the
32:18
stories used Ellen. I was like.
32:23
I forgot I had a note right here that said AI cartoon videos with
32:28
our combos for shorts. I did do something this weekend.
32:32
Oh yeah, yeah. Or I didn't do something this
32:36
weekend. So I tried like 7 different
32:42
platforms to try to create a short and on one of them it said
32:51
free trial for this app and you can't get on the app unless you
32:55
say free trial or just click yes for the free trial.
32:59
It charged me either $8 or $18.00 and I was like no it says
33:05
free trial. So I go on to this app and they
33:09
have only like AI TikTok things and you can't, it doesn't
33:16
actually AI create anything. You have to put your own
33:20
pictures in it. And then you only have a certain
33:23
choice of things that you can use.
33:26
Like, yeah, it made me so mad. So that was like the last one I
33:30
finally like went to and then it charged me and I disputed it and
33:34
I cancelled everything. I'm pissed.
33:38
So I don't know how, I don't know how.
33:44
I mean, there's probably 1000 different ways we could go about
33:49
doing that. I'm just not interested in it.
33:52
I would rather get cameras for us.
33:55
Yeah. You know.
33:58
I was just saying for us to have something that we can post about
34:02
on social medias. Yeah.
34:07
I mean, the moment we can get cameras that that'll make
34:10
everything go better. I.
34:12
Mean you the moment we can get you a camera.
34:15
Yeah. I've got like 5 that will work
34:21
so OK that's just the hard. Part I'm I'm stoked man, I want
34:29
to do the react so bad. I I saved I have.
34:31
So many. Yeah, I save every other video.
34:33
I'm like, that's gonna get a, that's gonna get a good one.
34:35
It's like unhinged shit. Of course like.
34:39
I saved a great one. I saved.
34:42
I saw one. Fantastic one.
34:45
I saw one the other day, it was by Curious George.
34:47
Wow, I was like good shit. I feel like, I feel like there's
34:57
going to be a point where you're going to show me like 3 or 4
35:02
videos in a row that make my bowels quake and I'm just not
35:05
going to be able to handle it. I'm just going to, I know there.
35:10
It's flying behind you. Oh.
35:13
I was like, is that a helicopter?
35:16
I was like, is that a helicopter?
35:17
No, it's a giant bug. It's like one of those stink
35:20
bugs. Did you guys know that Curious
35:22
George never had a tail? Yeah, but apparently he did
35:29
because it's a mandala effect. So his I think in doesn't it
35:36
sound like a helicopter? So in the show they never showed
35:40
his mom because it was like a rescue from the zoo or whatever
35:43
it was. But like they called her mother
35:44
Coconuts. Get off me.
35:49
It was on me. I swear to God it better not get
35:52
on me. It said get it you.
35:55
Better kill it. It's.
35:56
On the carpet. You better.
35:58
Kill it, it's on the carpet. If it Brace yourself, Ryan, for
36:03
a scream. Not right now, but if it flies
36:07
on me. It inked on me.
36:12
No. It really did.
36:17
Question. I will never forgive you tell.
36:20
It. So I I.
36:29
Don't got segments. OK, I got segments.
36:32
Have a segment and it's based off of this podcast that I enjoy
36:37
and YouTube channel that I enjoy from Bob Does Sports.
36:40
He's got 2 podcasts. One is the Bob Does Sports
36:43
podcast where they just kind of talk about the channel and
36:46
things going on. They invite guests on all the
36:48
time It's a Golf Channel and then he's got another one with
36:52
one of the dudes from that Channel and then another friend
36:55
of his. It's called the brilliantly Dumb
37:00
Show and it's just unhinged bullshit basically the entire
37:06
time. Three guys, you know, doing guy
37:09
stuff, but one of their segments because Bobby Fairways is
37:18
arguably one of the most I unsure people on the planet.
37:27
Like he just doesn't know things like basic things, so they do.
37:33
Is that Brian Quinn is the Co host Brian Quinn?
37:37
I think I've seen that one. No.
37:39
Not that one different podcast. Different podcasts, yeah,
37:42
there's I think that one has yeah.
37:46
But they they do a segment called Ask Bob.
37:54
And in that segment they ask Bob like to name something or
37:59
describe something or or whatever.
38:01
Like one of them was name the four presidents on Mount
38:06
Rushmore. And he got the first three.
38:10
And then he said, oh, who was it?
38:13
My mother. No.
38:17
Who lost to Bush? Terry.
38:23
No in in the first. Oh gosh, he did the Inconvenient
38:29
Truth movie. Oh my gosh.
38:33
Al Gore, Al. Gore.
38:35
Yeah, he said. Al Gore was one of the people on
38:40
Very good that that made me think, wouldn't it be fun if we
38:45
came up with a word or phrase for one of us to describe?
38:49
So I'm going to give Justin 1. Justin, you're going to give
38:52
Amber one, and Amber's going to give me one, right?
38:55
We're going to kind of. Since it's your segment.
39:01
Do you want me to start? Since it's your segment you're
39:05
going to start. It's Amber's word for you to
39:07
define and use as an example of. Yes.
39:14
You ready for the? Word.
39:16
Yeah, go for it. Labile.
39:22
Very good. Labile.
39:31
Oh God Jesus, this is going to be unhinged doesn't it?
39:36
Fuck. All you got to do is define it
39:39
and use it as an example. I think it was in the Call of
39:41
the Wild. Oh man.
39:54
I don't even know where to begin with this labile it.
39:57
It feels like some some like gross thing is what it sounds
40:09
like, you know? Like I'm, I'm just, I'm hooked
40:21
on the word bile for whatever reason.
40:23
Yeah, on that, that pronunciation.
40:25
Yeah. I just don't know.
40:39
I don't even know where to best guess and to be completely
40:41
honest, best. Guess best guess.
40:45
Fuck. I I have nothing in my head
40:57
right now. Can I use a sentence for you to
41:04
try to figure out what it means? Use it in a sentence or an
41:07
example. Before she does at least give a
41:10
definition or an example, do do one of the two.
41:16
I I have absolute like my brain has nothing going on right now.
41:21
Oh. My God, I don't even know where
41:23
to start. I know, but I wasn't prepared to
41:27
fucking take it on right now. Define labile.
41:30
Yeah, I'll. Use it in a sentence and then
41:35
you got to try to give me the definition.
41:40
She displayed A labile pulse. Oh my God.
41:49
OK, so one of two different way things could go this way because
42:00
you want it go slightly higher or slightly lower and use that
42:06
particular wordage verbiage. God tis confusion, Squire.
42:17
So I, I want to say it's, it's, it's a low, it's a, it's a, a
42:32
low humdrum open mouth sneeze type of thing.
42:37
EW. Like it's just, it's just kind
42:40
of there like. Are you saying like pussy
42:45
because you're doing this motion?
42:47
What, like her pussy sneezed? No, no, like, like it's just
42:53
like a low energy. Your hands so I just.
42:56
See this, I'm just like a a straight line.
43:00
It's a low energy, like, yeah. Your definition is low energy.
43:10
Is is like, yeah, low energy, consistent.
43:14
Like yeah, I'm it's probably the exact opposite.
43:19
Are we supposed to say what it means?
43:21
Yeah, you can tell them. Oh, OK.
43:23
This is from Google. Labile describes something
43:27
readily, easily, or continuously undergoing chemical, physical,
43:32
or biological change, instability, or fluctuation.
43:35
It is often used in scientific context to describe unstable
43:39
chemical compounds or in psychology to describe rapidly
43:43
shifting emotions. Example, emotionally labile,
43:47
which is what a psychiatrist labeled Amber Heard.
43:52
That's where it came from. Fantastic.
43:56
Good, yeah. Amber's like, did Santiago send
44:00
you the fuck? The whole time she was talking,
44:05
I was just thinking, just just thinking I would like to see
44:12
what it looks like with you and a burka.
44:14
Like I don't know why. It was just like, just cover
44:18
that shit up. I'm I'm so done.
44:21
I lost the whole concept of that definition.
44:25
God, it's. So.
44:29
Funny. All right, you got 1 for me.
44:31
Yeah, the Beeflo. Can you spell it?
44:39
BEEFLOB Flow. B EE.
44:45
Yes, FL. OK, all one, I was going to say.
44:48
It just sounds like you're saying EE EE EE E beef the beef.
44:54
Low Beef low. Is it just beef low or the beef
45:00
low? Just beef low.
45:04
Just beef low, beef low because it's either beef low or B flow.
45:14
It's like you don't have to tell me, I'm just saying it's one of
45:18
the other. If I had to define one of the
45:22
two, I would do bee flow and I would say it's what's leftover
45:29
in the grease trap after you grill, as an example.
45:34
As an example, I threw the bee flow from the grease trap onto
45:38
him after he hit me with a cigarette that was still lit.
45:40
That's what I thought, but a different.
45:43
It's flying over my head, Ryan. Oh my.
45:46
God, a different situation. Did Santiago send you?
45:51
It's literally just doing circles around the fan.
45:56
Can you see it? No, no, not at all.
46:03
Oh, it hit the fan. Whack.
46:06
And then he said there's another term that.
46:10
You he lands on my shoulder. He's like secret agent Randy
46:12
beans. So I think it was like, no,
46:18
that's the example of how I would use it.
46:19
Like I threw the B flow on him after the grill was off because
46:24
he threw a lit cigarette on me. That's my my definition and
46:27
example. It's the the fat rendered in the
46:31
grease trap after grilling. So.
46:35
Anywhere near No, actually. It's actually a mytholic
46:42
mythological creature that you can be that can be spotted in
46:45
the woods. Like a Beowulf.
46:50
Yeah. Fucking I have.
46:53
To see this now. Beeflo.
47:03
Beef loming. Beef loming.
47:06
Spell it again. B.
47:09
EE Flo beef that's. What I put W you didn't say W at
47:18
all. Is it not LOW?
47:21
No. L Oh, it's just LO.
47:24
Yeah. I wasn't listening this fat
47:30
bitch. It must be a regional thing.
47:42
It must be a regional thing then.
47:45
You tell someone about B flow and they're like don't call me
47:47
mustache, OK? They're images.
47:50
No Buffalo, it says, a fertile hybrid cross between domestic
47:59
cattle and American bison. EW.
48:02
I hate all of that. What?
48:07
Is the meaning of people, Yeah, a hybrid animal.
48:12
Justin, can I, can I just make a statement because it's hard to
48:15
see with the low quality of video that you guys have it's.
48:19
So bad it's so. Bad.
48:21
So bad. It's awful garbage.
48:23
It looks like it was ran through a shredder a couple times and
48:27
then just like taped and glued together.
48:32
But you've got, you've got a really strong brow game going on
48:35
today. You can see it through the like,
48:38
through the fuzz. It's like a white face.
48:40
And then it's like, it looks like two more mustaches.
48:43
That's what I was like. Hey Mustache.
48:45
Like what is it? Be flow.
48:48
Benny. Oh, the definition.
48:49
The Brow. Game the brow game is so good.
48:59
Oh, Benny got off of four. Sorry.
49:01
Cross between a Buffalo and a domestic cow.
49:05
So a Buffalo and a cow. Beef Lo.
49:10
Huh. Honestly, I like it.
49:12
So I've got one for Miss and Beer and beer Miss Labal, you
49:19
dopamine denier. Yeah.
49:23
It is do do do. I had it my notes got it.
49:30
Your word is kyphoplasty. I can spell it if you like
49:36
Kyphoplasty. Would you like the?
49:41
No, all I can think of is like a Barbie Kauai girl.
49:47
Kyphoplasty and you thought the definition?
49:51
I thought you said plastic. No, no, no, kypho.
49:54
Yeah. Plasty.
49:56
Plasty. I can spell it if you'd like,
49:58
that's why I said I could spell it.
49:59
If you'd like medical terminology, yeah.
50:02
Kyphoplasty. I can spell it, No.
50:05
OK. I'm guessing it's like KYFO
50:09
plasty PLASTI. Nowhere near OH spell.
50:14
It then I guess. KYPHO PPLASTY.
50:21
Kyphoplasty. I miss 2 words in pH.
50:28
Sounds like an F anyways. Kyphoplasty.
50:31
It's an expose at. First I thought of like a
50:36
plastic Kauai Barbie doll 'cause I thought you said plastic
50:40
kyphoplasty. It's some some medical thing
50:46
because I think it's like coming from you.
50:49
It's like surgery from your asshole being ripped out.
50:53
That's. Very good.
50:56
But I wouldn't have an example other than the doctor tried to
51:01
do kyphoplasty on her butt but didn't make it work right so now
51:06
she I don't know what. It's very good.
51:10
Is it? No.
51:12
Yeah, your your belly flopping in a cannonball contest right
51:16
now. Oh shit, very good.
51:29
It's fixing the screen. A kyphoplasty is a minimally
51:32
invasive procedure used to treat painful vertebral compression
51:38
fractures in the spine, often caused by osteoporosis, tumors,
51:42
or trauma. It involves inserting and
51:45
inflating a small balloon into the fractured vertebra, restore
51:50
height, followed by injecting bone cement to stabilize the
51:53
fracture. Yep, phone cement was something
51:56
I could not get over. Yeah, I've heard of this.
51:58
Actually, now that I think about it and you say it, but I didn't
52:01
know what the term was. Yeah, I think I met someone or
52:05
watched a show about it, so it doesn't shock me as much as it
52:11
did you. Chyphoplasty.
52:15
Could you use it in a sentence? Also the sentence that I used,
52:19
it came from Google and it was like whatever I said, it said
52:27
lay bile mood or lay bile, whatever I used and I was like
52:31
that one would be better because he would have palsy or whatever.
52:34
Or what? Whatever I said.
52:41
So fantastic segment, I liked it.
52:47
My reoccurring segments are porn comment of the week and then a
52:50
philosophical question quote comment.
52:53
So my porn comment of the week hilariously rates back to
52:58
Amber's. But.
53:01
Her kyphoplasty, her last comment from porn comment of the
53:06
week. So comment one is Dick's out for
53:10
Harambe did. You find it.
53:13
No different. Comment The comment below is
53:18
username harambe with a profile picture of Harambe and it says I
53:22
see that Dick out. Thank you. 177 likes.
53:27
That's. Only 177. 177 likes for Harambe.
53:32
I see that Dick out. Thank you.
53:35
That's fantastic. And the philosophical question?
53:43
Strap on guys. Strap on a full plot now.
53:51
Philosophical question. If you could eat one color for
53:54
the rest of your life, what would it be?
53:56
Red. Same with you.
54:02
Yeah, yeah, red's my favorite color and I like a lot of red
54:09
foods, so. Like what color food?
54:13
No, I thought you just meant like what color would you eat?
54:16
I did. The question was, if you could
54:19
eat one color for the rest of your life, what would it be?
54:22
Well, it's just, it's just, it's not the the.
54:25
I'm not saying that. As like a crayon food.
54:27
Itself I would be eating the color, but I like a lot of red
54:32
foods already so it wouldn't be a far stretch for me to just eat
54:36
the red. I think I would go with
54:42
something exotic like Cyan because when the fuck do you see
54:47
that in food, you know what I mean?
54:50
Yeah. I would be interested to see
54:53
like what? What is the thing that I can
54:57
sustain? Did did she fall asleep with her
55:00
eyes open? Like just go?
55:02
I thought it was. Somewhere there, no.
55:09
I was trying to think of things that were like a science, like a
55:12
blue, right? Science Like our shirts?
55:15
Yeah, I was thinking like Brazilian food.
55:18
That's funny though. You caught me like hard
55:22
thinking. You, you stopped moving and
55:25
everything and it's just like. Well, no, I was, I was moving.
55:31
No, that was the, what do you call it, the desk?
55:36
So I'm moving and it's moving his mic.
55:39
So when I stopped I was looking at his mic so he was holding it
55:43
and I was trying to listen if it stop making that sound.
55:48
That's so funny though. Did she fall asleep?
55:55
I'm like, who are we talking about?
55:58
We're talking about color. Your eyes were wide open too,
56:02
and just gone. There was no thoughts.
56:05
Thinking no, there was thoughts you just couldn't hear.
56:09
Looked. Like there was no thoughts.
56:10
There was nothing going on in those eyes.
56:13
Those eyes shut down. I.
56:14
Was I was thinking because he was talking about like what it
56:17
would be like to eat like the Scion or whatever the Scion.
56:22
And I'm like, I'm trying to think like what would look
56:28
appetizing and like everything like if you had like the the
56:32
blue color like dragon fruit that would look really cool or
56:36
like other things and that I think it would be pretty cool.
56:40
That's what I was thinking and then y'all made fun of me.
56:44
In the city that never sleeps, sometimes you just need to
56:49
euthanasia. It's like.
56:56
Don't you burp your pollution juice into the mic?
57:00
Don't. Make any meat.
57:07
Going to break your finger? His fingers are right there in
57:10
his mouth. So I have a little story from
57:18
this week. Did you get laid?
57:22
Sunday. No, no, I love still marriage.
57:28
Butt hole kisses. EW.
57:32
No, just kisses. No.
57:36
So I went to go try a new burger joint at the back of Wild West
57:41
End on Sunday. Actually, when Justin was
57:47
saying, hey, we're going to be heading over here soon.
57:49
Cool. If I stay, I was.
57:53
I was over at West End eating because I had gone out for
57:56
burger, but their sign says Sunday they close at 8 PMI get
58:02
there at like 6 and I go to the back and I'm like plenty of
58:07
time. I'm good.
58:09
I've wanted to try this. I've heard really good things.
58:11
It's called Maya Rosa, and I'm standing there talking with my
58:17
friend Nicole. You know Nicole?
58:21
I love Nicole. Yeah, so I was talking with her
58:23
because she works up there at Weston now.
58:26
But as I was standing there talking with her, somebody came
58:31
from the from the kitchen and walks up and says, I'm sorry, we
58:35
closed early today. Mike, are you fucking kidding
58:40
me? All I wanted was a burger.
58:42
That's all I wanted. And so I was like, fuck, now I
58:44
got to figure something else out.
58:46
Ended up making Nicole make me some wings.
58:50
She did lemon pepper wings. They do a dry rub lemon pepper,
58:55
which is my favorite and on on the ticket when I there's a
58:59
special instructions area that you can type in.
59:02
So I told her to maybe good. In the special instructions, 38
59:09
lives alone has three cats. Oh.
59:10
My. God but all all I could think
59:17
was the staff is all cowards. Why not stay open?
59:22
That's ridiculous. Disappointing.
59:24
I'm still going to go back, but the staff is on.
59:27
You walk in, you're like, I'm the manager.
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Is this where they do? Is this the same area where they
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did those like cauliflower wings?
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So. You want to reorder it on the
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phone or like on that little. Yeah, so the Maya Rosa is in the
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the Cowboy or the not Cowboy bar.
59:50
The the country bar next door where where the cauliflower one
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is, is where Nicole works now and where I ended up at.
1:00:03
They don't have those anymore because.
1:00:06
It the kitchen has changed back to something new, but yeah,
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that's where that was. Got you.
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I I went to get Chinese when I was in Florida because it was
1:00:24
like walking distance and clearly the truck's down.
1:00:27
So I'm walking and it's like 2 minutes not that far.
1:00:31
Get in and I walk in and I'm like take out and she goes 35
1:00:36
minute wait and there's four people sitting in front of me
1:00:38
who did take out and are waiting for their food.
1:00:42
Take out Chinese was a 35 minute wait with four people in front
1:00:45
of me. I was like fuck that.
1:00:46
Walked out, went to the Japanese place 4 doors down, walked in,
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went to the scroll a screen because nobody's working in a
1:00:54
place anymore and scrolled down and they only had two rolls in
1:00:59
the whole place. Crab, salmon, both $19.00 for
1:01:04
eight pieces of sushi. Canceled the order, walked back
1:01:07
out. I ended up just going getting a
1:01:10
bag of groceries from like the local delicatessen and walked my
1:01:14
happy ass back to the house. I was like Nope, Florida, you're
1:01:17
not going to get me, you're not going to do it.
1:01:20
What the fuck gives you freedom? What is it USA?
1:01:30
Yes. Speaking of which, the draft,
1:01:37
baby. The draft.
1:01:41
They haven't ruled out the draft for a war with Iran.
1:01:44
I think I'm three years. Is it 32 or 35?
1:01:48
I thought it was 35. I can.
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Get 35. So I got 322 years to go.
1:01:57
They're doing it with women, too.
1:02:00
I think. Nope.
1:02:03
All male citizens and immigrants aged 1825 are required to
1:02:09
register with Selective Service. Do do.
1:02:16
Yeah, the draft is never included, no.
1:02:20
And. Men are no longer liable for the
1:02:22
draft upon turning 26. OK, cool.
1:02:33
Or you're not required to sign up after 26.
1:02:39
No, no. So I was, I was thinking of a
1:02:47
funny little bit and I was like, there are two e-mail addresses
1:02:55
that we have. We got the thanks hated at Gmail
1:03:00
and we have Ryan is a giant bitch at Gmail.
1:03:05
And I was I was trying to think of a good one for you too.
1:03:17
So like two different ones, one for each of you.
1:03:21
And I was just struggling and struggling and struggling and I
1:03:23
couldn't, couldn't do it because I don't know how to spell.
1:03:28
So it's just. Apparently that did it for her.
1:03:33
That was very good. You were not looking.
1:03:37
So he's literally like using his hands and going like I just, I
1:03:41
don't know, I don't know how how to spell and then like
1:03:44
nonchalantly like his hand and just.
1:03:47
Reached out and hit the button but I have thought of what not
1:03:53
not the actual name of the e-mail, but what we can call it
1:03:56
for you Amber we can call. It I have 5 that's so good.
1:04:05
Did you get it? What?
1:04:06
Say it again. We can call it the female
1:04:10
FEMAIL, the female I'm. So lost right now.
1:04:19
Oh my God. So I'm going to explain that to
1:04:22
her. I'm going to explain that to her
1:04:24
after the show because I have 5 suggestions for the e-mail.
1:04:29
I understand you're spelling it wrong.
1:04:33
Why is he spelling it? Hang on hold, hold all the
1:04:35
phones. Why is he spelling it wrong?
1:04:38
FEMAIL is how you spelled it, correct?
1:04:43
E-mail. E-mail.
1:04:45
Like. The female.
1:04:50
Oh my God. It's like, how do you, what does
1:04:54
EYES spell or something like that?
1:04:57
Like, yeah, Anyway, yeah. So my 5 for her, her new e-mail
1:05:02
is Ricky Ticky Bobbin wabbin. I thought that was pretty good.
1:05:08
Hey. Ricky.
1:05:10
The next one is the next one is avocado fucks but it's fuks like
1:05:16
Fuchs. Why are these?
1:05:20
My emails and why do I need an e-mail we're.
1:05:22
Going to get there. So the next one is Detective
1:05:24
Bluto Mind pretzel. I have No, I was on the plane
1:05:29
for a good while and Mark Pat Joe Bill dinosaur.
1:05:35
The last is David Krappen Shits, but it's SHITZ.
1:05:41
Oh my God, I got a good one. Where are these coming from and
1:05:45
why is it associated with me all of my?
1:05:48
Notes from I just had a. Really good one pop into my
1:05:51
head. Go for
1:05:53
tittytittytittyobama@gmail.com. Yes, Titty
1:06:02
tittytittyobamaohmygodthatssogood@gmail.com Could you imagine telling that
1:06:08
to somebody who's trying to like invest in the show?
1:06:10
Like for a project like like an ad sponsor, like where do we
1:06:13
send the the? Reach out to titty titty titty
1:06:16
Obama dot at Gmail dot. Com at Gmail dot you got to say
1:06:20
at at at gmail.com and then just look at the floor like.
1:06:27
I'm so confused, I don't get it, but you're talking about an
1:06:33
e-mail for me and the only thing that I can think of is
1:06:37
mommysalittlebiscuits@gmail.com. That's good.
1:06:41
But you guys went really fucking weird and I'm so confused as to
1:06:48
how the fuck these tie in with me and who I am.
1:06:55
Yeah, I don't, I don't know. See, I was thinking what I used
1:07:01
was like things about you favorite shows, hobbies, and
1:07:08
that's the e-mail names that chat GDPT thought was.
1:07:11
Please say those again OK for me.
1:07:18
I don't know where. It could be that chick from
1:07:20
pearljam@gmail.com. Oh my God.
1:07:25
What was? What was that name?
1:07:28
That chick from Pearl? From pearl.com?
1:07:31
So Ricky Ticky, Bobbin. Bobbin.
1:07:35
How does that correlate with me and things that I like?
1:07:38
Ricky, Ticky, Bobby, I have no idea.
1:07:40
Because the only thing that I got from that is Ricky Bobby.
1:07:44
It's not ChatGPT, it's fucking Google AI.
1:07:46
That's why it's Gemini. It's completely off.
1:07:48
It's off. It's fucking mind.
1:07:50
I'm like, I've never seen. I've never seen.
1:07:52
No clue what I'm trying to do. I'm like, I've never seen
1:07:55
Talladega night, so how like I don't Ricky.
1:07:57
Ticky Bobby Robin is very funny. So.
1:08:01
I like it avocado Fuchs. It's like avocado fucks but it's
1:08:05
like fuks avocados Avi Detective Bluto mind pretzel.
1:08:11
I don't know what the fuck the beginning is, but I pretzel
1:08:15
cause pretzels and avocados and and foods that you like this one
1:08:19
I have no clue. A long winded name meant to
1:08:22
break you Mark patjoebilldinosaur@gmail.com
1:08:27
does it. I wouldn't send it ad revenue
1:08:30
like contract to that Gmail. I'd be like no thank you.
1:08:34
So I have so many literally a ton of like just forever.
1:08:41
So you cannot why until the episode is over.
1:08:46
You got a good idea for you and then we can end it off OK?
1:08:50
The Gmail account would be Fat Nose frankie@gmail.com.
1:08:55
Fat nose, Frankie. For her specifically, No.
1:08:59
For you, we could. Oh, yeah, that'll work.
1:09:04
This. This.
1:09:06
This prominent Greek nose, nostril looking mother.
1:09:10
Yeah, I could do that. See, my thing is is yours is
1:09:13
Ryan is a giant bitch. It's true.
1:09:15
So how? Wow.
1:09:24
She said sink, sink. I'm just confused.
1:09:28
His name's not Frankie. Are you really offended?
1:09:38
Yeah, because I'm not a giant bitch God.
1:09:41
I just want to make all. The other milfs in here jealous.
1:09:45
I just want to make all the other milfs in here jealous.
1:09:52
I'm I'm trying out some like joke tag lines for a stand up.
1:09:58
I would love to do so. Giant is a Ryan bitch.
1:10:08
No, I want to just. I want to call.
1:10:09
It messing with people like one one of the joke tag lines I'm
1:10:14
playing with is like, I'm not going to find an umbrella at
1:10:18
this hour. Guys, thank you for listening to
1:10:22
this unhinged podcast. Remember to salt your meat.
1:10:31
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