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New Dirty Little Secret: The Lie I Tell to Hide My Fear” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your test comments. You'll feel better. Welcome
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little embarrassed to be I'm doing this. I'm
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  Speaker 3: doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't yeah, don't be embarrassed. You can.
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  Speaker 2: You can absolutely confess whatever, non judgment zone.
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  Speaker 1: What is your secret? What's going on?
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  Speaker 4: I know this is gonna sound a bit stupid, but
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  Speaker 4: I've been lying about this my entire life.
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  Speaker 3: It's about bees.
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  Speaker 1: Bees.
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  Speaker 4: Like I tell yeah, okay, like I tell everybody that
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm allergic to bees. Hmmm, like really allergic, like
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  Speaker 4: death allergic, EpiPen level allergic.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really come near me? So but yeah, but you're
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  Speaker 2: are you alert allergic to bees? Definitely allergic or not?
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  Speaker 3: No? Nope, nope, nope. Why would you.
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  Speaker 1: Lie about that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so random.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm just really I'm scared to bees. I'm terrible,
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  Speaker 4: Like I'm terrified. I lose my mind.
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  Speaker 1: Around bees, Like if a bee comes around, you freak out.
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  Speaker 3: I do, yes, I do, ever since I was a kid. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, And I realized, like my reaction like doesn't match
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  Speaker 4: the reality.
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  Speaker 3: Like I know that, I know that, but I'm like
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  Speaker 3: I'm a.
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  Speaker 4: Girl man now, and so I shouldn't be reacting like
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  Speaker 4: I'm like five years old again. But like right, it's
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  Speaker 4: like I figured, if I just tell people that I'm allergic,
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  Speaker 4: people won't question it so much. It's like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I need a minute, I gotta go my allergy. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because if they saw like how I actually reacted, didn't
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  Speaker 4: think I was allergic or something.
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  Speaker 3: You think someone was like wrong with me.
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  Speaker 4: And I feel like, I mean, look, I'm a big
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  Speaker 4: I'm six three I'm about three hundred pounds.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, okay, big boy.
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  Speaker 3: Right there, I say, I hear I hear the buzzing.
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  Speaker 3: I hear the buzzing.
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  Speaker 4: I like I'm talking like high pitch screaming, like I
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  Speaker 4: hit notes.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't hit like an Acchoirir.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, So you mean to tell me if
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  Speaker 2: you you're six three, three hundred pounds and if you
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  Speaker 2: see a bee, not just an emotional reaction, you physically react.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, sir, I don't run, but I run like I
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  Speaker 4: don't run, all right.
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  Speaker 3: You understand. Like I sweating, Yeah, I sweat, sweat anyway.
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  Speaker 3: I sweat anyway, but like be an air condition.
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  Speaker 4: Room, I sweat instantly. Really, I'm like hyper badley. No,
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  Speaker 4: it's bad. It's it's like, that's what I'm saying. I'm embarrassed.
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  Speaker 4: It's embarrassingly bad.
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  Speaker 1: So it's easier for you to just line and say
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  Speaker 1: I'm allergic.
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  Speaker 2: So when people see the reaction, they're like, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean the guy could die.
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  Speaker 3: But the thing is, no, I still I still haven't.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't officially been stung.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like almost like put it in my head,
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  Speaker 4: like I got stung, but I described as somebody's like, no,
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  Speaker 4: you actually didn't get stung.
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  Speaker 1: It's all right, Like I felt like, so, you've never
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  Speaker 1: even been stung by bee. I'll say this, it's not sir.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that bad. It's not the worst thing.
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  Speaker 2: I've gotten stung a couple of times.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm just trying to say the bees like a
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  Speaker 1: nice guy.
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  Speaker 2: I try to let this be like just fly away
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  Speaker 2: because everybody says bees are like.
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  Speaker 1: The key to earth surviving.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, next one, I see him smashing because he stung me,
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  Speaker 2: and when I was trying to be chill with him, on.
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  Speaker 1: His elbow too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my damn elbow low anyway, So I.
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  Speaker 1: Get it, sir.
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  Speaker 2: So you flail, you get you get wild. But that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: You know it could be worse. That's is that on attractive, Candice?
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  Speaker 2: If you see a guy freak out over a.
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  Speaker 1: Bug, yeah a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say no. I thought she
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  Speaker 2: was gonna be like, no, that's okay, but no, okay.
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  Speaker 2: But if he's definitely allergic, then you're like, oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get out of there. Yeah yeah, we don't
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  Speaker 3: need to take you to the hospital. Sir.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I really appreciate your confession. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 2: you got to deal with this. It's not easy. I'm
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  Speaker 2: maybe just exposure every once in a while and just
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  Speaker 2: try to control your reaction and eventually you'll get better.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you're six three hundred pounds. You should be
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  Speaker 1: scared of nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know, it's so small.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 3: But I have meltdowns. I do. I'm confessing to this meltdowns.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever jumped into another man's arms and you've
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  Speaker 1: seen a bee?
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  Speaker 3: I don't jumpy.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's like otherwise I would.
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  Speaker 3: Well vertical lately.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay. Well, thank you for your confession. It's a
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  Speaker 2: good one. And you know what, it's okay. You live
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  Speaker 2: your life and I'm sorry that you're terrified at bees,
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  Speaker 2: and it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: We get it. We're here for you. Okay. You can
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  Speaker 1: call us anytime for support. The support, right.
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  Speaker 2: I would say that's an irrational fear. If you're not
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  Speaker 2: allergic to bees, that's an irrational fear. But I feel
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  Speaker 2: like a lot of people do, Like I have one
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  Speaker 2: of snakes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 1: Not like I'm not going to freak out, Yeah I am.
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  Speaker 3: Actually that's fair it's valid.
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  Speaker 2: I am going to freak out and scream a little
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  Speaker 2: bit if I see a snake. Yeah, because there's too
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  Speaker 2: much N plus a add.
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  Speaker 1: So people are like, well, look at the patterns. You'll
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  Speaker 1: see if they're venomous. I don't have time for all that.
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  Speaker 2: No, why would I research the snake.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out of here and.
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  Speaker 2: Then can it's just freaked me out. Showed me a
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  Speaker 2: picture of something that happened to her neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, our friend found a snake on her windshield this morning, Winchilders.
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  Speaker 2: Wrapped around and that's venomous.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, you've been my snake. Pooh. Nah. I've never
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  Speaker 1: gotten bit by a snake, but I'm not scared of
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  Speaker 1: snakes either. Oh really, I'm not scared of snakes. Okay, cool.
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  Speaker 2: If you have a python and you'd like to bring
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  Speaker 2: it out to wrap it around, that wouldn't bother you
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  Speaker 2: were No.
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  Speaker 1: We were out of the village that one time and
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  Speaker 1: that guy was walking around with a snake and he
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  Speaker 1: put it on me and I just, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: This guy had a snake around his neck, but he
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  Speaker 2: had a beard so you couldn't see it. So he
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  Speaker 2: was hugging people and then showing him Yeah, after you touch.
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  Speaker 1: The snake, and the snake would pik a booth through
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  Speaker 1: his beard. That is that attractive? Well, you're like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, he had a snake on earth Beard. It
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  Speaker 1: was so hot.
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  Speaker 2: No, what's your rational fear, poop, I don't have any
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know what, they run out of food
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  Speaker 1: at the buffet. Okay, get out of