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Drunken Peasants Fan Gets Roasted by Brett Keane · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Now watch you walk these empty halls, talking to the barren
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  walls. You wear the paper crown.
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  So proud speaking to an absent crowd.
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  Your eyes don't see what's real anymore.
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  You're drifting further from the show.
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  I see you slipping through my hands, making castles in the
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  sand. You're dancing with the morning
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  lights. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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  my name is Brett Keane from GOD TV Radio.
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  I hope you're all having a blessed day out there.
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  I decided with some encouragement from friends, that
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  I should start up an old series that I used to do called The
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  Loser Awards, where I basically take people who are losers who
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  deserve it. Not just random people, not just
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  pick out somebody from the blue and goof on them and all that,
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  because that's not nice, but people who actually initiate
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  attacks and nasty crap. In this video that you're about
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  to watch from this pumpkin head that we're looking at, he's
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  angry because I kicked him out of one of my live shows.
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  Now, I don't recall him. I don't remember him ever coming
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  into one of my shows before. I don't allow young people or
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  anyone under 18 years old. I'm not really sure how old he
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  is, but he doesn't look like an adult.
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  And after looking at some of his videos, according to this guy,
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  he's so unqualified and so untalented as a person.
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  He doesn't even have the skill set to work at McDonald's.
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  This is his own confession and he just so happens to of course
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  be a Drunken Peasants fan. Well, let's see what he's got.
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  He is complaining because he doesn't understand why he was
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  kicked out of my show. That's if I even kicked him at
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  all. I don't even know who he is.
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  I don't remember seeing his face.
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  You guys are welcome to go to my radio station and watch my
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  thousands of videos if you want and see if you can pick him out,
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  but I don't remember him. It's possible.
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  I don't have an issue with admitting that I will kick an
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  idiot from time to time. It's almost like a hobby of
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  mine. But here we go, let's see what
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  he's got. Oh, and before I hit play, can I
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  say something before he even gets to, you know, trying to be
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  tough, He looks just like the actor off of.
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  There's the old movie, The late 80s and early 90s called Problem
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  Child, about a artistic kid who destroys everything in his path
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  and has to keep getting sent to all kinds of different foster
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  homes. And the movies basically about
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  the kid, they call him the Problem Child, and he's got a
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  haircut just like it and a face just like this guy.
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  And you know how they got the haircut?
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  They put a cereal bowl over his head and then cut around the
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  edges, and that's how he got his hairstyle.
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  And here we are right there. This guy's just totally
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  flaunting it out there like it's something important.
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  Let's see what we got. How you doing Drunken Peasants?
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  Fans of the Drunken Peasants fan club?
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  I have a little story. I had a little situation with
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  some. Individuals.
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  A few minutes ago. Come on.
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  Get to it on YouTube horn YouTube.
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  I am subscribed to Brett King, not for the reason that he wants
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  us to subscribe, but. Just because of course you
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  wouldn't be subscribed to actually watch the content, you
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  just want to be an answer. I discovered TJ in high school
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  on YouTube. I also discovered Brett and I, I
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  discovered their little bullshit wars.
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  So I kind of became, I'm kind of a fan of both of them in a
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  fucked up way. These idiots actually refer to
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  the disagreements that me and TJ has had as wars.
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  War. It's the Internet, you lose her.
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  People are making videos where they disagree with each other or
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  criticize each other's ideologies.
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  That's not war, ladies and gentlemen.
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  That's not people setting it up for ammo and guns and cannons
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  and here we go. What the hell is this guy
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  talking about? War?
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  Oh boy, delusional exaggeration. Here we go.
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  So I saw I got a notification that Brett Keene was having a
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  hangout, excuse me, on his YouTube.
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  Ornn his YouTube. Yeah, you cough an arm storm
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  pecker over there. What's going on?
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  Let's go. Through Google Plus and I saw.
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  I clicked on it and it was the usual inane bullshit, but I saw
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  that he had the link. He had the link too.
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  So wow, that's neat. Brett Keene had a link that
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  allows people to go into his podcast, his show, which has
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  been done 100,000 times. What a surprise because.
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  If you would like to join and I'm like oh shit.
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  I could join. I could, I could.
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  I could go in there and talk to Brett Keene.
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  I could go talk to the manatee. You know, I don't know why these
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  idiots think that's funny. By calling people manatees,
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  these idiots, according to their own ideology and their own
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  atheistic beliefs, actually believe that they evolved from
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  manatees, that manatees of their common ancestors, they were
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  related to them genetically. Did you know that this guy's
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  great great grandfather was a fucking manatee and he thinks
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  this is funny? He's insulting himself.
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  It's self projection. Classic.
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  You see, because like, I've never, I've never been on the
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  show. I never like it like when they
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  did like the Q and AI never submitted a question.
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  I've never been a Patreon guest, you know, I've never really been
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  involved in anyone. Too much ball watching get to
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  the point. On the show, ever so to me, like
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  I watched the drunken peasants of shit.
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  Like a lot. I watch every show and.
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  You hear him over there slapping his meat while he's talking,
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  slap slap slap every 5 seconds. You can tell he's anxious.
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  You know he's got, he's probably got some kind of ADD and hyper
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  activities like slap slap every 5 seconds.
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  Listen. The the people have always they,
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  they've kind of gotten like a semi celebrity status to me.
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  Like if I if I was walking down the street and I bumped into
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  fucking Brett Keene. I would be like.
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  Holy shit. Like, I know you.
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  You're Brett Keene. You're that duplicitous man.
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  You. Wouldn't walk up to me, asshole.
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  I'm 6 foot four, 250 lbs of pure sexual erotic power.
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  You would not come up to me. It would be like an Ant walking
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  up to Goliath and trying to give an introduction.
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  You wouldn't do it. You don't have the balls you've
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  got. If you do have balls or the size
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  of a mouse. Not even relevant.
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  Let's see, on the Internet, like, you know, I, I have like
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  this weird kind of respect for him.
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  Oh yeah, that's respectful, manatee.
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  You watch the DP over and over again and you're only subscribed
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  to me just so you can harass me all fucking day.
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  And at what point do you not realize why you wouldn't be
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  welcome into my room? I mean, is this a surprise to
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  you? This is what we call slow,
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  ladies and gentlemen. Like just because like he's he's
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  like popular, like he's a popular figure to to fuck on a.
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  Popular figure to fuck on. So I tried to join a few times
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  and then I finally got in. It wasn't anything like he
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  wasn't keeping me out. It was just a technical thing on
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  my end. And I finally got in and.
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  Right. You couldn't figure out how to
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  work your shot basically. You know, he was just, he was
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  like sitting with his mic muted and a bunch of idiots were
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  arguing about vaccines and aluminum being in vaccines and
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  shit like that. So I was about to leave when
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  someone comes in. I forget what her name was but
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  she had the pink hair chick from Naruto as her profile pic and
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  she said fuck you, you Brett Keene manatee situation.
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  Brett unmutes his mic so it's like.
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  New Galaxy of dreams, can you go ahead and take this bitch?
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  And. Shit, yeah, so somebody screamed
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  and yelled in my fucking room and stuff some ignorant shit,
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  which he confesses and I got rid of them.
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  And your point? And you know, she gets kicked
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  and the stream goes down and I was like what the fuck?
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  So I go on to YouTube and he has to stream up again and he hasn't
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  disabled the chat yet because, you know, Brett loves to disable
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  chat and. Why would he say what the fuck
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  he just told the entire world? He said, yeah, this girl comes
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  into the room and screams on top of her lungs.
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  Now, I, I do remember that, that scene.
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  I just don't remember this guy. He must not have been on camera
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  or got it working right? That wasn't a girl, first of
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  all. That was a like a one of them
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  transgender things and stuff. One of them themes those the,
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  they kind of things. That wasn't actually a girl at
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  all. It was actually a guy trying to
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  sound feminine. So, well, there's no point in
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  even explaining this to you. You're too dumb for it anyway.
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  But here we go. You know, comments because he's
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  a butthurt little crybaby. And I said hey.
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  Yeah, people tend to not want someone to get up on screen and
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  yell on top of their lungs. That's the reason why The
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  Amazing Atheist makes people pay to come on to his podcast,
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  because he's not going to just let some little cheesy asshole
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  with a fucking Cheerio Bowl haircut come in and scream on
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  top of his lungs. There's no podcast in the world
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  out there that thinks it's cool to have some little idiot come
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  up and scream and yell and beat their fucking chest like a feral
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  chimpanzee. I don't know why you think
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  because I'm Brett Keene and I'm I've got celebrity status that
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  I'm going to allow people to interrupt the conversation.
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  You clearly indicate that people were having a passionate
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  discussion about something important, and then these turds
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  come in and start squealing like angry pigs being raped.
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  So what do you expect? He's he's like.
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  An atheist ran out and used the code to.
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  Shut down. Do I really talk like that,
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  ladies and gentlemen, or is this the Paul version?
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  You already admit you don't even watch my shit and you don't even
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  care about what I have to say, so why bother subscribing?
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  I didn't ask you to. I don't want you to, and I
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  definitely don't need you to. Now my stream situation.
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  Look at this guy. Look at that.
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  Are you kidding me? What is that thing on his neck?
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  Oh my goodness, you got some kind of growth there.
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  So in the comments, not trying to be like persnickety or you
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  know, dickish in any way, I said, hey, Brett, I was in
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  there. I think it was that that girl in
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  there that ran in and said situation and Brett, he
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  responded and he said my name and I, I felt like I ran.
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  I won a prize and I meant. You felt like you, you won a
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  prize because someone mentioned your name.
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  Oh, that was so sad. That's so pathetic.
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  I don't think I can listen to it anymore.
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  This is making me want to fucking puke in my own mouth.
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  It's horrible. Listen up, ladies and gentlemen.
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  If you come into my room and you say and all that stupid shit,
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  you're not going to last long. I want people who are
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  intelligent. I want people who have an IQ
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  over that of a fucking banana to enter my rooms.
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  Women, men, I don't give a shit what you identify as.
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  As long as you can control your behavior and talk to me like a
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  fucking human, we're good. I don't get paid to fucking
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  babysit, ladies and gentlemen. I am not here to change diapers
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  and, you know, Make Love to your mother at night and all that
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  kind of stuff. I'm just here to do my fucking
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  shit and I don't want to hear your nonsense.
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  If you want to smoke dope and watch other dope heads on a
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  video talking smack all day, go for it.
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  But don't bring that shit over here.
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  You got to fucking twist it. I'm not interested, and nobody
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  really is. Nobody wants to see that.
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  Nobody wants to see some guy with a fucking pumpkin for a
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  head, you know, bobbing away or on the screen, just yapping
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  about nonsense. Yeah, I've had enough.
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  I don't. I don't want to hear him
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  anymore. It's a dole for me, giving me a
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  fucking headache, all right?