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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Peas mister New York Mark Simone on sen wo R. Well,
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy Payla, the great comedian, the excellent talk show host.
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  Speaker 1: You can hear him now every night at nine o'clock
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  Speaker 1: right here on WR every night nine to midnight. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: and don't miss his Saturday night show, Fox News Channel.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best late night talk show, finest monologue in TV.
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  Speaker 1: Saturday nights at ten, Fox News Channel at w R
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  Speaker 1: every weeknight here at nine, Jimmy Fayla, how you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing?
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  Speaker 3: Man? This is it last week of normalcy before Mom
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  Speaker 3: Donnie takes over. Isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Two weeks from today he actually has an inauguration day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's the exact day. So I was explaining
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  Speaker 3: this to people from out of town. I'm like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: you still get sidewalk santas till about the thirty first,
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  Speaker 3: but then they go home and you get.
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  Speaker 2: Mom Donnie asking for money instead.
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  Speaker 3: It just changes seasons just like that.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I feel all fat and bloated and these I
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  Speaker 1: can't go to like four hundred Christmas parties in two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: So you have the same problem.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, buddy, it is so bad because the food right now, Like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not even halfway into what I'm what I'm committed
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  Speaker 3: to eat between now and Christmas, and I already have
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  Speaker 3: the wardrobe department chasing me with an ozembic needle. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm going a tough spot here, Simon. Like I come
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  Speaker 3: calling sick to a Christmas party.
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  Speaker 2: I've never done that before.
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  Speaker 1: No thousands of my one buffet. You know, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot you could actually eat sitting down. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know you could do that anymore. So, Hey, what
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  Speaker 1: do you think of this? The Oscar. It's been on
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  Speaker 1: television for a million years, ABC for decades. It's going
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  Speaker 1: to YouTube. What does that signify?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we always knew the show was too long, and
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  Speaker 3: know how they would say it was too long, and
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  Speaker 3: they're worried about advertising and stuff. I don't know that
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  Speaker 3: any he even cares like they have fallen so far
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  Speaker 3: in prestige, Like you think about that, okay? Like the
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  Speaker 3: Oscars used to be like the classiest, biggest spectacle in
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  Speaker 3: the history of the of the country every year, like
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  Speaker 3: that was the night, like the one night. Now they're
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  Speaker 3: gonna be co headlining YouTube with a dog riding a skateboard.
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  Speaker 3: You know, some guy teaching a blow up doll how
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  Speaker 3: to salsedan Like. It doesn't seem like a fall in class,
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  Speaker 3: a little bit a fall from grace maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, but you're right. They used to have to,
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  Speaker 1: you know. They were yelling to wrap it up by
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  Speaker 1: eleven o'clock for the news YouTube. They can take five
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  Speaker 1: hours if they want so. It'll it'll, yep, totally get
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  Speaker 1: out of control. So New Year's Eves that's the worst
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  Speaker 1: night of the year, isn't it. It's a really annoying night.
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  Speaker 3: Oh buddy. If you are driving a cab, which is
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  Speaker 3: how I started out in New Year's Eve, everyone should
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  Speaker 3: do it once. It's like going to watch the ball
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  Speaker 3: drop in Husker. You should do it once, you know,
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  Speaker 3: if you could, you could do it once. Nobody I
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  Speaker 3: know does it twice. I don't know a cab driver
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  Speaker 3: who has driven multiple New Year's Eaves. They've driven one, okay,
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  Speaker 3: and they've seen everything you'd expect to see. Okay. It's
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  Speaker 3: like a well dressed Saint Patrick's Day parade, you know,
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  Speaker 3: Saint Patrick States Parade. All of my drunk relatives come
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  Speaker 3: into the city marching the parade. Then they're hammered and
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  Speaker 3: screaming and breaking up and crying. And that's pretty much
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  Speaker 3: New Year's Eve, except you're trapped in a small vehicle
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  Speaker 3: with him instead of a bar with a jukebox.
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  Speaker 2: It's intense in New yeark c e.
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  Speaker 1: When you make more money, when you make a fortune
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  Speaker 1: on New Years Eve as a cab.
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  Speaker 3: Driver, Yeah, but you wind up giving half of it
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  Speaker 3: to the guy at the garage who has to clean
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  Speaker 3: all the substances out of the back.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hey, Joe Biden, he seems to be showing up
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  Speaker 1: in public more and more, making more speechies. What the
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  Speaker 1: hell why is he suddenly out in public everywhere?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like, I don't get what's going on
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  Speaker 3: with that, because you know, we watched him last week
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  Speaker 3: when he said the United States.
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  Speaker 2: Of amer got it.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember that again with the United States of
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  Speaker 3: America got it? And you know I always tell you this.
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  Speaker 3: He may makes me feel bad for the sign language
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  Speaker 3: interpret you know, because that guy finally got a break
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  Speaker 3: after four years of having to make up sign Now
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  Speaker 3: Biden's back out on the road inventing words like if
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  Speaker 3: you're the sign language interpreter guy, you don't have a
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  Speaker 3: symbol for amerigot it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's a good point. Hey, Trump's President Trump's
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  Speaker 1: speech last night. I don't know. I don't think he's
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  Speaker 1: going his best reading off the teleprompter, do you no.
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  Speaker 3: And it was funny because he delivered the speech like
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  Speaker 3: he had ten thousand people screaming in.
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  Speaker 2: An arena, which made it look a.
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  Speaker 3: Little weird in a dry room. You know, he was
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  Speaker 3: kind of like overperforming. And somebody was telling me, well, like, well,
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  Speaker 3: you don't understand the networks only gave him a fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 3: I get that, but it doesn't mean just because you
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  Speaker 3: have fifteen minutes, you need to squeeze in two hours
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  Speaker 3: and ten minutes worth of material like he was. You know,
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  Speaker 3: that was a runway stream and he made a lot
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  Speaker 3: of good points, but like, you don't necessarily process them
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  Speaker 3: all when they match it that quick. So the one
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  Speaker 3: thing I took away from it though, is, as I
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  Speaker 3: was saying on Twitter, he gave money to the troops.
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  Speaker 3: So we've got a president who gives money to the troops.
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  Speaker 3: The last president gave drag shows to the troops, So
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  Speaker 3: I think we're in a better place.
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  Speaker 1: Hey. Also, he was missing all the bells and whistles.
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  Speaker 1: Usually when you do a speech, you know, you have
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  Speaker 1: all the cabinet around, you're shaking hands after you're done,
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  Speaker 1: or something like that, or like a little pregame. They
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  Speaker 1: didn't do any of that, did they. Everybody else was gone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the state it was it was the
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  Speaker 3: state of the Union minus the Union. But he he
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  Speaker 3: came out.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he's very forceful.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, and you know he made points. But the thing is,
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  Speaker 3: it's we do one thing about Trump, like if it's
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  Speaker 3: on his mind, it's on your television, it's on your
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  Speaker 3: Twitter feed. Like he doesn't necessarily have the bedside manner
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  Speaker 3: of like good evening and happy holidays. It literally opened
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  Speaker 3: with like Joe Biden has dementia. He routined the country
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  Speaker 3: we were about to die. I turned it around and happy.
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  Speaker 2: Holidays, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Hey. Danngeo Dan Bungino's leaving the FBI, And I was
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  Speaker 1: saying before I can understand you would know it's fun
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  Speaker 1: to do a TV show, it's fun to do a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Who would give that up to go sit
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  Speaker 1: at a desk in FBI headquarters and it's the most
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  Speaker 1: boring job.
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  Speaker 3: Only you're not the only one who's asked yourself that question?
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  Speaker 3: Because you want to know what he probably was killing
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  Speaker 3: him too, is you know, when he was in the
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  Speaker 3: podcast space, he could say whatever the hell he wanted,
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  Speaker 3: none of it needed to be true. And you know
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  Speaker 3: he was selling merch like Epstein.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't hang himself, Like that's what he was doing.
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  Speaker 3: But then when you get into that job, you got
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  Speaker 3: to rein it in a little bit. And it also
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  Speaker 3: sucks because things that you say can be disproven, Like
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  Speaker 3: remember when he had to go on TV and go
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  Speaker 3: I know I used to say he didn't hang himself,
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  Speaker 3: but trust me, I saw the evidence he hung himself.
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  Speaker 3: And what I loved about that video is if you
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  Speaker 3: looked close, you could see the CIA person been pointing
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  Speaker 3: the gun at him from behind the curtain. It's nice,
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  Speaker 3: nice the way they do that, you know, But.
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  Speaker 1: You know, all of our Fox buddies, like I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: Sean Duffy, whoever, would you rather be doing a TV
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  Speaker 1: show than the transportation secretary meeting with railroad union exact?
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  Speaker 1: Who the hell wants to do that all day?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I would rather be doing TV than anything because
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  Speaker 3: if I had a cabinet job, they.
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  Speaker 2: Would run a background check and that'd be the end
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  Speaker 2: of all of it.
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  Speaker 3: You know, my twenties who but I get it. It's
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  Speaker 3: it's a cool thing.
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  Speaker 2: For a minute though, because it's the one for a minute.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people for a minute. A lot of
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  Speaker 3: people who work in news don't want to cover the story.
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  Speaker 3: They want to be the story. So if you get
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  Speaker 3: one of those jobs, for a little while, you're the story.
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  Speaker 3: But then what you've come to realize is, you know,
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  Speaker 3: being the story gets old.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's I think where we're at now.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Jimmy Fahyl is on w o R every night.
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  Speaker 1: It's an excellent show. It's very funny, entertaining, good formative
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  Speaker 1: nine to midnight every weeknight. And what do you got
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  Speaker 1: tonight on the show?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it is all going down. We actually have the
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  Speaker 3: founder of the Manhattan Comedy Schools who has been in
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  Speaker 3: stand up you know, he started Caroline Networks down Gotham
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  Speaker 3: Comedy Club, and we're coming to talk comedy, actually comedy
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  Speaker 3: over the holidays and how we.
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  Speaker 2: Can save you.
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  Speaker 3: You don't get along with So it's kind of like
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  Speaker 3: we're doing an interview.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, America, Well, we urge everybody to listen. Because all
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  Speaker 1: of you who start telling jokes and think you're actually funny,
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  Speaker 1: listen to professionals give you some guidance on how to
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  Speaker 1: do it. That would be great.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna charge you, man, It's the least we could do.
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  Speaker 3: At least we could do.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, listen tonight at nine. Also make sure you watch
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  Speaker 1: He's got the best late night showing TV Saturday Nights
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  Speaker 1: at ten o'clock. Every Saturday night ten o'clock Fox News Show.
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  Speaker 1: A little too early to know what you're going to
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  Speaker 1: do Saturday night though, right.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I have a good idea of what's coming down
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  Speaker 3: the pipe.
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  Speaker 2: Though we have. This is a wow when Neil de
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  Speaker 2: grat Tyson is coming off, which.
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  Speaker 3: Is a big deal because it's not every day the
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  Speaker 3: guy who runs this planetarium hangs out with the kids
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  Speaker 3: who got stoned on the school.
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  Speaker 2: Trips to the planetarium.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean. It's a nice touch, but
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  Speaker 3: we're excited. It's gonna be a good one.
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  Speaker 1: All right. That's Saturday Nights at ten. And also he's
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  Speaker 1: got the best, the funniest monologue in TV Saturday Nights
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  Speaker 1: at ten Jimmy Fayla and a very funny, entertaining show
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  Speaker 1: tonight nine o'clock on w R Jimmy Fayla. Great to
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  Speaker 1: talk to you every week. Have a great Christmas. I'll
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  Speaker 1: talk to you in the new year.
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  Speaker 3: Damn right, ho ho home my man.
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  Speaker 1: I'll see you soon, all right, take care. Yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be off for two weeks. Actually I'm off tomorrow. Ken
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  Speaker 1: Rizzotto be here tomorrow, but for the next two weeks
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  Speaker 1: after that, the final two weeks of the year, Curtis
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  Speaker 1: Sliwa will be filling in for me. That should be interesting.
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  Speaker 1: And it's that time everybody. It's not just me, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Down the hall, Elvis Durant taking two weeks off over there,
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  Speaker 1: Charlemagne taking two weeks. It's the Christmas break everyday, but
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  Speaker 1: it kind of disappears. But we'll have the best fill in.
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  Speaker 1: Kurtisliwa will be here every day ten to noon on
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  Speaker 1: seven ten WIR