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Around the World in KeyForge 🌎 | International Events & Rating House Unfathomable · Archons Corner

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: The hell is that fish?
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with.
• 0:13
  Speaker 3: That? That's that's dress core.
• 0:18
  Speaker 4: That's what we ate in Vietnam, dude.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: What do sheep call those?
• 0:33
  Speaker 4: Fish?
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: No, you call them fucking sea bugs or something.
• 0:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's not fish. Yeah, I love that. Those are
• 0:47
  Speaker 5: giant sea cockroaches.
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: Got it. But what's going on, everybody? I'm the one,
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: the only, the W-O-O-K-I-E, joined here by my normal cast
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: of misfits. We have the PhD of Key Forge, Dr. M.
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  Speaker 5: Sheep. Hello. Hello.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're not the Minnesota deuce. You're just the deuce
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  Speaker 2: overall in general. Ewok Jr.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Key Forge community. Glad to be here. Go ahead.
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: Call me the deuce.
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: But you have some complaining to do and some apologizing
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: to do after removing all of the amazing things.
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: Way to jump the gun. I do have some complaining
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: to do. I get no help around here. I get
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: no respect. Just like Draftscore. Of the Draftscore. He almost
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: did something cool once. Sheep Corps. I actually totally forgot. No,
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: you're Horse Corps. The Draz Corps. Hey, guys. How's it going?
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: He's here, too. He was going to jump right into
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: the episode without even introducing it. He's excited. And I
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: do have some complaining to do. I get no help
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: around here. Somebody's got to do all the cleaning, and
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: then when you clean... You know, one time.
• 1:57
  Speaker 4: God is helping you plenty. Trust me.
• 2:01
  Speaker 5: I put Loka car under the bus and you guys
• 2:03
  Speaker 5: are the ones who just ruin that.
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: Listen, I was told in my old age, sometimes you
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: clean a little early, right? And these things happen as
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: you age, right?
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  Speaker 4: We had literally.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: Talked about the nationals coming up on the episode on Thursday.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: And sure enough, by the time we got to Saturday,
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: when they were actually firing, uh, Who went ahead and
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: deleted them all?
• 2:27
  Speaker 5: This is how little y'all pay attention. That shit was
• 2:29
  Speaker 5: deleted by the time that the episode was done recording.
• 2:34
  Speaker 5: Nobody noticed until it was time.
• 2:36
  Speaker 4: Because that's when everyone needed it.
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my bad.
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  Speaker 5: Needed it. I don't know if there was ever any
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  Speaker 5: actual need.
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  Speaker 2: Need. Yeah, need's a strong term.
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  Speaker 1: People wanted to go ahead and. People want to talk
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  Speaker 1: about what's their events. It's fun to be able to
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  Speaker 1: talk about your events.
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  Speaker 5: There's lots of channels you can spout nonsense in.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, it is fun, and they
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  Speaker 2: can make a Discord for their events.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my goodness. We had space.
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  Speaker 3: We are a place that people want to come to
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  Speaker 3: to talk about stuff.
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: Isn't that a good thing?
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  Speaker 4: It is a good thing, and we are thankful.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: We are the cornucopia of Keyforge. Archon's Corner, the cornucopia
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: of Keyforge.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: Say it with me, Wookie. I'm sorry I made a mistake.
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: I already said my bad. Actually, would you like me
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: to read what I wrote in the chat that y'all
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: roasted me in? There are a few expletives.
• 3:33
  Speaker 4: Not from me.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: No, you're right. There's no... There's no... You're right. Not
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  Speaker 2: from you.
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  Speaker 5: Not from me either.
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: No, none for you either. Just you, sir.
• 3:50
  Speaker 5: Yes, I deleted them prematurely.
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: Like I said, in your old age, I'm told it
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: happens sometimes, right? Like, you know, you get confused. Sometimes
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: you don't know why you're in the parking lot and
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: just your underwear. And you delete a Discord. It happens, right?
• 4:08
  Speaker 4: So.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: Has this happened to you, too? Sound familiar or no?
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: I mean... Arcing a lot of what, right? That's the
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: real question. Is that what matters? Bunnies, buckets, and bubbles?
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: I guess if that's what matters, yes. It's good chicken.
• 4:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a real place? Yeah, that's the place from
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: Baltimore that we went. That is not a strip club. Bunnies, buckets,
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: and bubbles.
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. I remember that now. Yeah, but we
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: got lots to go over. Let's get off of horrible,
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: awful topics that are terrible radio right now because we're
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: trying to force a joke that just isn't there. Guys,
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: we finally got our Portland results, so now we know
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: what happened. Sweet, because Portland just happened this last weekend.
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: Portland literally just happened this past week. What happened this year?
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: This was from... Oh, check the year on the website.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Really? Did we not? Or what was the deal? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it sounds like it. It does say 2026. Okay, good.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it might have been two years ago. But,
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  Speaker 3: you know, it was this year.
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: Good. You know what would have been even better is
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: if they just copy-pasted last year's results. I mean, it
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  Speaker 2: would have been pretty much. But we kind of already know.
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: We don't. I'm not reading the article because we kind
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: of already went through everything. I do see x-ray. I
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: see Devin in there in the picture.
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  Speaker 5: You are front and center, sir. Like right there. I
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  Speaker 5: really am. Look how concerned I am about how badly
• 5:58
  Speaker 5: I'm losing right now.
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: Is that concern or deep in thought? I thought it
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: was focus too. I'm focused. You got Dom Fom right
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: next to me. Rocking and rolling. He's like, give me
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: that ember. I'm stealing it. I don't see X-Ray, so
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know where you see him in there. No,
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: I was just going down. I thought he was in
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  Speaker 2: the picture. And then you got Ned Mike here. And
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: Logan Composer. That's a name I haven't heard in a while.
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: Logan Composer. Bear Bear. Lots to be had. Lots of
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: fun at Guardian Games. We already did an episode. You
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: can I'd say you could click here to do it,
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: but this ain't YouTube, so just go find it.
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  Speaker 5: Just keep clicking. If you click one more time. Scroll
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  Speaker 5: back like three months.
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  Speaker 2: It'll do it. And maybe you'll find it. And let's see.
• 6:53
  Speaker 5: What do we got?
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  Speaker 2: We got preparations for Nashville coming up. I don't know.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: And we finally.
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  Speaker 5: We went from only Draz was going early in the
• 7:04
  Speaker 5: year to now we're all going.
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  Speaker 2: No, I was going. I said I had it circled.
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: nashville is definitely circled my my old man uh my
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: my mother's ex-husband lives in nashville so i i kind
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: of am using this and now it it's going from
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: um i didn't know how i was gonna get there
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: looking at planes and now i'm taking the whole the
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  Speaker 2: whole family so we're all going nice nice are you
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: guys driving you guys yeah we're gonna we're gonna drive
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  Speaker 2: the nine hours and and uh go there we've got
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: a whole uh we got a whole like my wife
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: has a plan like we're gonna go see the leaning
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: tower of niles uh we're going to the uh louisville
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  Speaker 2: slugger uh is it a museum i'm not sure if
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: it's a museum there's i guess there's a wait when
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  Speaker 2: are you gonna when are you gonna be at the
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  Speaker 2: louisville slugger museum uh thursday Which Thursday? The Thursday after?
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  Speaker 2: The first.
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  Speaker 5: Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: We are driving down the first to be there on
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  Speaker 2: the second. Oh, you're going to go Thursday. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: the Thursday after. Oh, okay. I'm going. Yes, because we
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: are driving down that Thursday. Yeah. We got planned. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to go see that. And I guess there's a
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  Speaker 2: Golden David statue that's not too far away from that.
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: And then we're going to go to a Bucky's. We're
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: super stoked about Bucky's. Oh, gosh. Bucky's is an experience.
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: I've never been. Never been to a Bucky's yet.
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  Speaker 4: You're not missing anything.
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  Speaker 2: Or am I missing everything? Nobody knows, really. I think
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  Speaker 2: you are. I'm super excited to take the trip. We're
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  Speaker 2: all going. We're all going to be there. This is
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: the second time this year. You were in... No, Drez,
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: were you in St.
• 9:01
  Speaker 5: Louis?
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: No, I was in India while St. Louis was going on. Yeah, yeah.
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: Work's been making me do things. I mean, the India
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  Speaker 3: trip was really cool, but I was like, please don't put.
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  Speaker 2: It on that weekend or that week, whatever. And they
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  Speaker 2: did anyway. But we have all sorts of things happening
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  Speaker 2: on this weekend. Obviously, we have Archon, Sealed, and Alliance happening.
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  Speaker 2: In their normal time slots. We also found out... I
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: like how this is all kind of... I need to
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: go back to the other ones to see if they
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  Speaker 2: were this formatted.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say, this late?
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  Speaker 2: No, it was this formatted. I actually had to find
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  Speaker 2: out because I understood when it said it'll feature a
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  Speaker 2: two-deck sealed alliance. I understood what that meant. But then
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  Speaker 2: it was sealed alliance standard. I'm like, what the hell
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: does standard mean? So I actually had to go check
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: the alternate formats guide to be like, what does standard mean? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's just regular key forge. Okay. And then sealed Alliance
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: or sealed Archon standard.
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: So it's funny that you're saying this because so, so
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: in ABR, uh, which by the way, we are sucking.
• 10:13
  Speaker 5: Hey, you guys are like two games. You just haven't
• 10:16
  Speaker 5: reported them.
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: So, um, the uh so the horrible tangent all right
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: josh he's on my team and so joss was asking
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  Speaker 3: about the sealed uh the sealed thing and he's like
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  Speaker 3: is it standard i was like is it what it's
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  Speaker 3: like standard i was like it's sealed He's like, but
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  Speaker 3: it's a standard.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, what are you even asking? What do
• 10:44
  Speaker 5: you mean? What do you mean standard? Like, what are
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  Speaker 5: their different versions?
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  Speaker 2: He's like, well, do you alliance? I was like, fuck no,
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  Speaker 2: you don't alliance it.
• 10:52
  Speaker 5: What are you even asking me?
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  Speaker 2: It was like tournament methods and it was like standard adapt.
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, okay. I get what the under.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Once he said alliance, I was like, okay, I
• 11:07
  Speaker 5: understand what you're saying. But yeah, I was like super.
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  Speaker 5: I don't remember it quite being formatted like that in
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  Speaker 5: the past.
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  Speaker 2: But maybe it was. I could be completely wrong on that, too.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: And I guess it's not even that. It's not even
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: true sealed-sealed. It's like a pooled situation in AVR, which
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: is actually a ton of fun.
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: This is a two-deck sealed alliance standard.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so the short bit for anyone trying to follow
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: along in Radioland is Nashville on Friday is going to
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: have a VM24 sealed, and there'll be two-deck sealed alliance.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: So you're going to get two VM24 decks.
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: That you will be able to alliance.
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: Saturday.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: You're going to go ahead and be playing Sealed Talk.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: You'll have two decks to choose one of those from,
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  Speaker 1: and you're going to be playing Archon. So it's Sealed Archon.
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  Speaker 1: Pick one.
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  Speaker 5: Both of those copy DM deck entries.
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: Sealed Archon Standard. I get that now. So it is Sealed.
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  Speaker 2: You will get the two. You will pick which one
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  Speaker 2: you like better and then play. Got it. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: I'm glad this is becoming a thing, because I would
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: definitely love a Vault Tour where it was like, Friday
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: will be Sealed Alliance Standard. Saturday will be Sealed Archon Standard.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: I like that. I dig it. Make it happen. And
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: then Sunday is going to be Packed Draft. Oh, I'm
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: so jealous of all of you. I'm so jealous of
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: all the people. Are you going to be there on Sunday? Well, no,
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: I'm probably going to be headed home. I mean, it's
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: a nine-hour drive.
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: I took off Monday.
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: My wife did not.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: So you just got to be back by.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: She works for the... Yeah, you get to drive all night.
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you just get to drive through the night, man.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she works for the school system, where I guess
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: taking two days off in a row is like the
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: biggest sin that you can ever think of.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've told you this every single... Yes, you cannot
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: take off more... two is, is, is really pushing it
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  Speaker 1: to have more than two.
• 13:11
  Speaker 5: Like I didn't re like when you said really pushing it,
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  Speaker 5: I was like, ah, but they let you do it.
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: And like, cause like you have done it multiple times,
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: but like, it's like, like you have to get approval
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  Speaker 2: from the principal. And then the principal has to get
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: approval from like some HR tribunal. It's that like, it's like, yeah.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what's this is ridiculous for two days off.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: This is ridiculous.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Which is why summer off. So show up to work
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: when it's working time.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: She works all summer for the school district as a janitor.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is why I actually can't be there on
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Wednesday for KFC or the Monday after, which that's rough
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: coming back and then trying to get right back in
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  Speaker 1: work mode with live and sleep.
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: But it's what is we're.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Going to learn about. We're going to learn about reaping today.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Who wants to know what reaping is?
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: No, I think I think God.
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: My favorite part about these side events is if you
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: go to organize play and you go look at the
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: vault tour, you can't find this information.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: Because they just made it up because they were like, oh, shit,
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: we forgot to.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Publish an article.
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: Vault tour, vault tour 2026 national page. And it says
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: nothing about the side events, nor is the article link there.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: Or I suppose you should be able to catch those on.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: I wonder if they put them in place tonight.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: I'm going to play style now.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: While you're looking at it, we have a chance to
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: be able to play Sealed on both different days.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Are you excited about getting some VM from two years ago?
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: The M24 Sealed is a great experience. Is it? I
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: don't remember doing it. I think they should take all
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: the VM Sealed and send that to JM. Whatever's left over,
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: just send it to JM.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: You know i i almost for this time put my
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: custom deck name to be like you know jm loves
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: vm but i don't know he's just been so pissy
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: about it's like you know what it's not funny.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Anymore now now it's just in bad taste yeah.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: He's not very key 4g anymore.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: So no but apparently neither is canada.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Canada pretty much hates America right now.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Canada had their nationals. How many people showed up? 11?
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, real quick. 8, 8, and 14.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Well, real quick, before we bounce from Nashville, we do
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: have all of the 50 tickets. So that means our
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: numbers are pre-registered are already above 50.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: And I didn't even sign up. I haven't even bought
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: my ticket yet.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: So that is huge. I think it's going to be
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: a wonderful vault.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for the con that's happening for Tennessee Game Day.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: And our vault.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: It's the last U.S.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Vault of the year. And I will shout out Italy,
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: which is the last international vault, if I'm correct. And
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: that is happening this weekend.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: So literally coming up and, again, looking at... hearing kind
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: of what people are talking about, there's going to be
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: some amazing decks in both different groups, um, both for
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Italy and Nashville.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: So it's going to be a wonderful, wonderful set of all.
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: What do you think? What do you, what do you
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: think the reason that Nashville is the biggest us vault
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: this year?
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Do you guys be bigger in Baltimore? Is it, wasn't.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Baltimore still only 40 something?
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Uh, thought it was bigger than that.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: No, it shrank from the previous year.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Well, it shrank, but the Baltimore was... Man, if only
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: we had a write-up to go back and reference. Yeah.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Well, while you're checking that, we also have ours.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't remember how many. I thought it was still.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: So it's saying Sealed was 59, 51 for Archon. 59.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: So, I mean, if they already have... If 50 were
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: sold out before they even announced the art, which was
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: just announced here.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: And Wookiee hasn't signed up yet, so there will at
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: least be 51.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: I don't know. So, okay, it's either going to be
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: the biggest or the second biggest. Is it location, or
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: is it because it's actually attached to an event where
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: there's something else to do that wasn't $ 500 extra? Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: To be able to go to. I think.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Go ahead.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: No, you go first.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: Go ahead.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: We probably have the same idea.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: I think it's a combination of, one, it's the last U.S.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Vault.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: So it's the last chance to qualify for Worlds, to
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: have a Worlds invite. Two, I think the location is
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: the proximity to Nashville and some entertainment experiences. it brings
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: in potentially some individuals from the East coast. Frankly, we
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: haven't had anything in the Southeast since Atlanta vaults, many, many, many,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: many like early FFG time.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Oh man. Um, so, but if.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: You're picturing, we can now hopefully grab some people that
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: haven't had the same experience for vaults. You have a
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: number of people who are traveling, um, the time of
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: the year that I think there's a combination of a
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: lot of different things that are bringing people in. And
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: it's exciting to see the potential for what this vault
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: can do.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Um, I mean, having attaching it to a con that
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: isn't like you said, an extra $ 500, I think it
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: was extra what? 10 bucks. And you get to go
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: see the entire con. Like that's very, very cool. right?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: So you can't even get like a meal for 10
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: bucks right now. So like to stick that on that,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: that you have access to Tennessee game days is, is huge.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've, I've never been to Tennessee game days,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: so I can't talk much about it. Um, cause I
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: don't know much about it, but I.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Mean, we'll talk about it in two weeks.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. Cause, uh, it sounds fine. Right. And, and
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: even if it's just a people, bunch of people who
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: are like, we like board games, want to play, I
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: think it'll be far worth my $ 10. Uh, I don't know. Like,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: we'll see. I mean, like you said, it's at least
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: 51 right now. I mean, you draw from a lot, right?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: You draw a little bit from the South, which hasn't really...
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: What's the last time the South has really had anything?
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Vault tour-wise. I think Atlanta might have been... the last one.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: And that was like year... Was that year two of vaults?
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Was that 2019? That was before I went to a vault.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, that was a while ago. It was a
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: first year area, I'm saying. So, yeah, it had been
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: 2019 was the first year of vaults.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: No, that wasn't... That was an AOA vault, wasn't it?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Somebody Google it. But either way, the
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: South really hasn't had anything. Like, if you want to
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: do anything, you really had to travel up to the
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: East Coast. And that's... Atlanta, May 25th, 27th.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: 25th to the 27th of 2019. All right, so it was...
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: It was the last of the.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: It was the last of the Coda.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: And there is something about having it within a drivable distance.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: They had Richmond. That was the one I was thinking of.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: It was the airway vault. It was Richmond, Virginia.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: It's Virginia.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: It's not that far. But it's going to be a
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: good time. If you're close, nearby, come play Forge. Or
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: play board games. Totally up to you. But moving in... Oh,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: you wanted to go through.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: What do we got?
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: What else do we got left here?
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Well, then we started to talk about nationals.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I know we deleted, but we actually had three sets
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: of nationals that happened.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Last weekend. So, you started with Canada.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Go ahead. Yeah, I mean, Canada, we were 8-8-11, so
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: not a ton happening. And, like, how many of those
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: were Canadians versus U.S.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Folks?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: That I don't know.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: There was a picture of five U.S. folks together, right?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Were they all U.S.? Yeah. So it was.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: So. Yeah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: There was.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: But it was very poorly advertised. Like, I guess I
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: didn't ever realize when or if I'd if I'd actually
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: understood when and where it was. there's a chance I
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: would have gone. Cause that's only like a seven hour
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: drive for me.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's actually, isn't that just cross the border from Detroit, Detroit.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Yep. So, but we just weren't really aware. Of course
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: we don't have JM keeping us informed of Canadian happenings anymore.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: So we don't know what's going on anymore.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Doesn't that fall on JDG then?
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: He's not active either.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and JDG is way in the West Coast. So
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: that's a very, very different area. It's kind of like saying, hey, Wookie,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: what's happening over in ABR land for California?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Well, I know Draskor's team is sucking. That we are.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: We're having fun.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: We are having fun.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I will say for the Falcons just scored again. I
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: will say for Nationals. I will say for nationals, one
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: of the things that I did not realize until more
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: recently was the sweet, amazing borders that, uh, have been
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: made for the winning decks.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Um, I should say the prize.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: Announced in a meaningful timeframe for me to try to
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: act upon. Hmm. But like also had I known that
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: would have made me look at nationals and been like, Ooh,
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: could I actually go to any of this?
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: But I did.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: I did all the same stuff as the past few years,
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: which was generally. On exciting.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess the nationals are on the. The country
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: organizer to advertise, I guess. Well, it feels like, you know,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: it feels like a little bit.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: GG had him there.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Sort of.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Sort of. I mean, they released an article about it.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: They didn't.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: The....
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Hold on. I was driving when you said the cornucopia
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: of Key Forge. Don't you guys mean the cornhole of
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Key Forge? Cornhole is different than cornucopia. Well, I wrote cornucopia.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: But he's saying we're a cornhole, not a cornucopia.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I think that's accurate. I think that's accurate. I'm in,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: but that's, you know.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: It's a hole you stuff your corn in? Yeah.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: You're talking about bags now. Cornhole is bags.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Whose bags?
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: We're not going down this rabbit hole, please.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: You're not old enough, Lucky.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that the problem? Okay. I get it. Watch
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: out for your cornhole there, Peter. I guess when I
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: hear cornhole, the first thing I think is banks.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: I have not seen office space in quite a long time.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I think, uh, I think my kids have to see it.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Is that going to be your, uh, community event for KFC?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: It's just, yep. Watching office space. No, no.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go out back and destroy a printer.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, I definitely sometimes force my kids to watch
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: ye olde movies with me from the 1900s. Do you
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: explain to them what's going on, too?
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Are you saying Office Space is now a ye olde movie?
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, we're old. That's what my kids tell me. It
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: is from the 90s. Anything from the 1900s, as they
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: say it. The 1900s? That is what they say. Yes.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: oh they know ball huh yeah yeah thanks kids yeah
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: oh man because like i'm just i gotta wear 13
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: minimums 13 pieces of flair oh man okay um.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: I totally lost track of where we were because now
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: we're on to canada canadian we're talking about canada.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Canadian Nationals, they went over. I don't know if we
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: have any results. Looks like we don't. We do. Are
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: these Canada's Nationals, or are these Italy's? No, I'm sorry,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: not Italy's.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: So at the top, you have UK Nationals, which is
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: already run. You can see Sweden's Nationals. Go down to
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: the next.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: You just tell us.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Spot it up!
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Spoon, Fedez!
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: So on the left side there, following along, it's Sealed, Archon,
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: and Alliance.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: So if we look for the Canadian Nationals, you have
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Atomic Wedgie, who was your Sealed winner.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Who is Canadian.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Archon winner was DC Trace. Also Canadian. And your Alliance
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: winner was Green Bean Cowboy.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a sick name.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: The runner-up for Sealed was... This Invictus.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: So Atomic Wedgie and this Invictus get the invites for Canadian.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Canadian Sealed.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: You then have DC Trey's well-known name and Green Bean
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Cowboy for Archon winner and runner up. And then Green
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Bean Cowboy was winner for Alliance. And Jace was the
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: runner up for Alliance.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Man, way to represent Jason.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: He's doing a phenomenal job. Green Bean Cowboy having a
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: great weekend.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Jason is in.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: A lot of these things. How does that make all
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: you guys... Draskor's got an invite. I was going to say,
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Jason's got an invite before most of us.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: I have an invite.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you got an invite last year.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah. Yeah.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, so it's just Loki and I are scrubbing now.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: We'll be... Draskor has an invite?
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: See you. He got a third. That's right. He just
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: got passed down.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: He got the right third place.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: You call me deuce. Yep.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Alright. He's Tres Leches Drascor.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Tres Leches.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Tres Leches Drascor. Tres Leches Drascor. It's just some weird
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: ketamine pill.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah it's just you and me i don't know
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: what's funny sheep is the past two years it was
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: you and me who only had the invites yeah well.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you just gotta slum it with the regular folks
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: sheep yeah i know every now.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: And again i don't like it boys do yeah go
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: ahead You also had a sweet, sweet, sweet write-up from Judo.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: So the Dutch Nationals had 23 players, six nationalities. I
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: will highlight this sweet website. Man, the Netherforge Lions has
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: a tournament write-up. And if you have not checked that out,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: just total props. Some sweet pictures.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: And you can actually see.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: The setup here too. Oh, like, I don't know where
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: they held it, but that is quite the place.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Well, it's, is fancy. There's curtains and everything. This is
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: a proper place here. They have trophies. Stroopwafel trophies. And
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: somebody has made a drawing of our release card. The
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: boom dude.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I won't go ahead and steal some thunder because I
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: think there's some more information coming from it. But definitely
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: check out Netherforge Lions and tournaments. Kind of that website.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I do find it a little fishy that Judo won
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: his own nationalities title. Well, that's where he's going. He
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: didn't run it. It's fine.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't run it. He just did the actual write-up.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: And he also won with DM. He did kick some ass,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: so good job, sir.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so Judo took first, and Motility 5 came second
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: for Archon. They have Master Vault.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: I have Motility 5 on my ABR team.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: But there's a sweet listing of decks and what's kind
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: of happening for Alliance.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Judo took first in Alliance, and I don't mean to
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: cut you off. He took first in Alliance and Arkham, right?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: And so Judo took first, yep, and Ashitaka took second
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: in Alliance.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: So is Judo now Timu Dexter?
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Well... No, these are Nationals.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: No, they don't count the same.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: That's Timu Sheik.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Can we just call him International Timu?
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: No, I was going to say, is it Wish then?
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Because Wish was International. So is he Wish Vargas or
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Wish Dexter?
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: No, no, no. This is Nationals, not Vault Tour.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Different.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: But that's why I went with Wish instead of Timu.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Never mind. All right, keep going.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Those guys are double Voltour winners, which is different than
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: a double Nationals winner.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: I was just looking at his Alliance deck, and yeah,
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: there is.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was Donkey Measures.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: It was DM Best Set, according to LordJudo, which is
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: what he named his....
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: If you disagree with him, he'll throw you. It is
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: DM Best Set now.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I disagree with him.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: He has offered to throw you many times.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool. Maybe I like being thrown. I like
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Ashitaka's deck name. 2.30am, the day of Dutch Nationals. Yep.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Let's see. Bot or not, is Goldfish the Goldfish OU?
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Is it Goldfish? I'm not quite sure.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: And then for fields, your top two.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: No, no, this is the best one. Hold on. Because
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Lorenzo named his deck.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: Spoiler, you lose. But, sir, you are in the top eight. So, clearly, spoiler,
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: you lost.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I'm in top eight. You did good.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: That's because he played. Oh, no, sorry. That's the 23-player event.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: I'm getting a move.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: That's Alliance.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Uh, for, for sealed, you had motility dragon taking.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: First and I also have them on my.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: And spy master taking second. So I got to say.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Uh, this is a phenomenal like website. You clearly just
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: did a great job. Even if you don't read it,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: just go look at it. Like it is very visually appealing, right?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: we have to do something about these. Maybe. I don't know.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: We got to do something about these. I love the graphs,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: but can we get rid of the 1990s safety slideshow
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: gradient that's on there? Can we fix that at all?
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: I really shouldn't talk shit because I can't do better.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Maybe the 90s are still cool over there.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude, that'd be sweet. I would totally live there
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: if that was the case.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: You can also actually see the Dutch border decks, so
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: you can see, which is pretty cool.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Pretty cool.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Since we don't have access to those border decks.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Well, right, and that's the thing. Sheep's like, well, it's
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: a Nationals. It's not as good as a Vault Tour,
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: which really these things are the same.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: But the prizes are better than a Vault Tour? Yeah,
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: I can't help that.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: I don't understand.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I can't help that. I don't understand why there's a difference.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Except here, I won it, where the prizes were only
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: cool because the Canadians handmade cool prizes.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Right. I still don't understand why we make such a
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: huge distinction between Vault Tour and Nationals.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: Because we have to extra disappoint the world. It's who's
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: footing the bill for the event. That's the difference.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: That sounds like a clerical thing that GG needs to
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: figure out. Like, you're telling me we couldn't figure whether
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: they can't figure out, like, oh, we didn't pay for
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: this one. Or, like, some spreadsheet they can't, you know. Like,
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: let's be honest. Like, all the Vault Tour winners and
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: people who have invites are all held in, like, a
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Google Docs somewhere. Right? They're not paying for Excel. Straight
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: up Google. Right? Google Docs is fine.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Google Docs is fine. Not at my company, it isn't.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: At a real company, you don't want to do that
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: at a real company.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: I can't even access my Google Drive from my work devices.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I used to be able to log in, but now
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: I can't. They locked it. It's kind of annoying.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: And in our beautiful, outdated school system, that is what
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: we are using.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Can we just go back to in a real company?
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: This is where I was coming in. I will say...
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: The school system's not a company.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: No.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: We're trying to run it like that.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: We can talk about the economic philosophies designed around school
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: education later on a different podcast. That'll have to be
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: on the Patreon.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: So Taiwan also had their nationals last weekend. Did I
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: see that this one was also run with like... It
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: was a much smaller amount of individuals that came out
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: for the Taiwan Nationals.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Did you guys also see that? I was trying to
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: find the numbers.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: I saw nothing. Okay.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I didn't see anything out of Taiwan. I might have
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: blown it up in the... You did. I had it before.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: It's gone now. I can't find it. But shout out
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: some well-known names here.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Sealds and.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: And then runner up being my chill qualifying for Archon.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: You have Jake Lee and Chen 0 3 0 3.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: And then for alliances zone and then way to. So
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: definitely some individuals.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Well, it's actually like it's great having been at Vietnam.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: There's an actual face that can go with a couple
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: of these names, which is really cool.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: So here's here's a fun fact, right? So since ReapOut
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: is scooping up all the internationals from Europe, should we
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: scoop them all up from Asia?
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: No, they took all the Asians already.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, they took all the Asians too? Damn.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: You're multiple.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: That's okay. I got who I wanted from Europe. I'm
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: happy with my decisions.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so shout out to everyone who got some sweet
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: decks and qualified for Worlds.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Well done.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we would all like to play in a national,
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: but we're not allowed.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't play in an international.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: In our own national, we can't.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: When you have a vault tour.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: You gotta just have stuff.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I got nothing. Alright, moving on to the next thing.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: What do we got up next? That's it, Boo. Do
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: we talk about the show now? We talked about China. China.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Are we wrapping up a quick 30-minute episode? I'm down.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: We can do stuff. We totally haven't finished scoring DM. Fine.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Pull it up.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Quickly.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: 30 minutes.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: This is actually what our listeners are hoping for. Just once.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: These are some of our proper episodes, as you have said.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: We used to actually keep this a lot more succinct
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: and shorter.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: That's just where we are. So, yes, we removed items.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I think Italy this weekend is going to see some very, very,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: very high-level decks. So I'm excited to be able to
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: see the competition, how many people they have. I think
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Nashville is going to be a great time, too. So
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: we're good, boys.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: Hold on.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Let me pull stuff here so we can... We're doing fish.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Look at somewhere you want to do... uh all right
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: houses we'll do the fish house unfathomable no crucible clash
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: no discovery.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Um we could talk about how.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: See you in uh tennessee may the forge be with you.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: I masterfully piloted an Ember Skies deck and destroyed a
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: whole bunch of Donkey Measures decks.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: That were all, what, 60-some sass?
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: And my Ember Skies deck was a 67.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you had creature control. And Amber controls, so
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: you got to win.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Good job.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's not too many cards. There's only 14 cards.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Is that what you're seeing? 14 new cards? And fish?
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: Maybe.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Hold on. I took out Vault Master 26. Is that
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: your other 17 if I don't take out Vault Master 26?
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: The one filter I don't have in Draft Score is,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: you know, first time.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, 17 cards. 17 cards.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, first card. Brine Reckoning. Get a pip of ember
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: every time you play it. Play each player discards the
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: top five cards of their deck. Why?
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Okay. I hate this card.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Because there's no meaningful recursion in donkeys. All this ever
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: does is flip your best card off your deck. I mean,
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: there are, there are some like bad deck sealed situations
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: where you've played through your three good cards, right? Like you,
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: you already played your, you already played your Hannibal's Mark
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: and your jumpstart. So you're like, let's grind until we
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: flip this deck. But ultimately from an Archon point of view,
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: this card is a zero. And with the amber, it
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: has a negative one because it makes you mad because
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: you play.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: It does.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: And then you lose a card.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: You're like, oh, my God, I just lost this game
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: because that because my other or both of my both
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: of my board clear just got flipped off my back.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: This is stupid.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: The annoying thing to me is they could have made
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: this an interesting card just by putting some maze in here.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Right. Play.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Play.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: You may discard the top five cards of your deck.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: You may discard the top five cards of your opponent's deck.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Then it's like, okay, if you're trying to flip your deck,
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: if you're trying to burn their card, now you've got options.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: And if you're just like, well, I just need the
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Ember Pip, you could still do that. But no, they
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: were just like, you're just going to do stupid shit.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: You know what DocuMeasures is really good at? Making games
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: it should lose to in about 15 minutes go to
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: 30 minutes. They still lose, but now you've played longer.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: I have more bias against this card because I swear
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: this thing is an attractor for enhancement pips, too. There's
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: so many decks where this gets one of the enhancements.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: So are we putting this at a one?
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, now I really want to play it. I hate
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: this zero. I really hate this card.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: I put it at a one because of the pip.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: I love how every other time when we're like, hey,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: let's do cards. I put a one because of a pip.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Let's do cards. Sheep's like, one. We don't need to
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: talk about this card. Why are we talking about this card?
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Let's move on.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: And now, but this card. He's like, no. This card's
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: going to get it.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: I have a personal hatred of this card.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: All right. Ewok, what are you giving it? I gave
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: it a one. You gave it a one. It's up
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: to Ewok now.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: One. One.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Dazed and Confused. So many opportunities to put fantastic flavor
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: text on this card, and you fucked it up. No
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: pip of ember. Play exhaust a creature in each of
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: its neighbors. Stun two exhausted creatures. Needed, you know. Yeah,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: I kind of would like a pip here.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is another one of those cards that
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: you could have lost 10 minutes faster.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: But no, you got to tap down my creatures that
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: do things. So now you'll lose in 30 minutes as
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: opposed to 15 minutes. Yeah, I put it as a two.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: It is a two. It has some effect.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: It's not a bad effect, actually.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not amazing.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: If it had a pip, maybe I'd give it a three.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Actually, there are other effects that are similar to this,
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: and this one's a little bit stronger.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Is it because you get to pick the two exhausted creatures?
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: Although there is always that potential world where for some
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: reason you have to stun your own creature.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: You can literally discard it for no penalty.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm saying if they have only one creature
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: on board.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Alright, what card is similar but in the same ballpark?
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: What do we score that?
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: What else?
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: There's other exhaust cards. Yeah, Tremors. Tremor's similar. That just stuns.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Doesn't even exhaust.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: I thought it exhausted him, too.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: Does it? It might not.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to spell tremor. I haven't seen
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: tremor in so long. How do you spell tremor? T-R-E-M-O-R. T-R-E-M-O-R.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Tremor?
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: What is going on? If you are getting spelling advice
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: from me, you are doing it wrong. Well, okay. Why
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: y'all look that up? Well, actually, no. We need scores.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: We need scores, too.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: Drazkor.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: I gave it a 2.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: Ewok. Yeah, I'm fine with that.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Alright, sweet.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Dreamcall. Pip of Ember every time you play it.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: Stun a creature and each of its neighbors.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Play exhaust a creature for each copy of Dreamcall in
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: your discard pile. Exhaust another creature and draw a card.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: So this is linked rarity. You always get at least 2.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: Is it for more or ever?
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I've always seen it as three. It's at least two.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: I've got decks with two.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: I have decks with two and I have decks with three.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: So take that into account because.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: This is filling up slots. Yeah, but you're also getting
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: ember pips too. You do get to draw.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: And you get to draw, but it's draw basically You
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: have to have one in your discard pile to draw one.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so the first card is literally Amber Pip.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Exhausted Creature.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: There are nine decks with five.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: If you can go for the second one.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: This is where I think.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: That's actually kind of an interesting thought. Except you just
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: keep going back to the same house, though, because at
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: a point you're just Exhausting Creature. A bunch of the
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: same stuff. I don't know. A bunch of pips.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Still a bunch of pips.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: But you got it. So when you score this, you
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: got to think about it because it's going to be
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: at least two cards in the deck that get the
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: same score.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Kind of weird one to score and dress for.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I did not. I never implemented that scaling
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: situation or anything like that.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: This scales better, but that's not what you have.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: It feels okay. Yeah, I don't know if it scales better.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Well, I do.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I think three is better than two, but yes, there
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: does come a point where it's not.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: I actually think there comes a point. I think you won.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Because when you have six, you just keep playing them,
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: and then you end up with a hand of 12 cards.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: And it's super strong. But then you're going to have
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: a boss next turn. You filter out all of your
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: fish really quick. Like, that seems really strong. So it
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: is a scaling thing, I think. But on average, typical
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: deck's going to be two to three.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: That card is, on average, it's better. Is it better
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: than the last card because of the draw? I'm not convinced.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: So I think they're twos.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I am okay with doing them two right now.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: It does have an Amber pip, which is nice, but
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: I still love it. I do now want to go
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: try one of these five or six decks and see
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: how they play.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: See what happens. Losing 30 minutes instead of 15. Yeah,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: that's cool.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: I have it as a three.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: All right. Fathom Share.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: Pip of Amber. Every time you play it, play capture
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: half your opponent's Amber rounding down. Distribute among any number
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: of creatures. Oh wait, there's a friendly in there. We
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: didn't forget it this time. It almost became a very
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: good card. Has an amber pip, so that's nice on it.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: You're never not gonna play it.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: But it's like, it's.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Not There are ways to take advantage of it, but yeah,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: but it's, you know, it's not.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: As good as the other effects, but it's pretty good.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: It's probably, you know, it's semi scaling. Is that, is that,
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: is this good enough to be a four?
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: So I had entered it as a three. The community
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: has clearly thought that was underrated. The community is a 4.3
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: I'd give it a 4. With the Umber Pip, I'd
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: give it a 4, yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: It's Crosshouse to get the good effects, right?
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Or is Whirlpool on this set?
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: No.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: This is literally Sanctum Capture. It's nice that you can
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: distribute it amongst... If you have board, which DM typically has,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: you can distribute it to other multiple creatures.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: But the problem is that it's just delayed to do
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: anything with.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: There's also, at the same time, that you actually have
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: to have a creature, which you're not guaranteed to have.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: In DM, you're guaranteed to have a creature. Yeah, I
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: think this is scaling, and it's solid.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm staying at my four. I'm fine. Four?
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, four. Alright, I will update it to four. Hemogryth
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: to power beast. Play if there are no enemy exhausted creatures.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Your opponent loses two.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: So, by the way, this reminds me that I should
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: have gotten more Vietnamese decks in, in Vietnam because, well,
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: because I use Google translate on some of these decks
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: and some of them are hilarious. So this one is, uh,
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: so the hemogryph is just blood seahorse, which is kind
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: of fun. Um, you got, uh, here I took, I
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: took some screenshots. You got the nightmare hedgehog, which is, um,
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: uh the nightmare urchin that's fun um did i talk
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: about this on the cast already i don't know did
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: i talk about no we.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Did talk about the funny translations.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: We did okay not each one individually no okay there's
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: a couple cold stick is the uh cold stick is
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: the um.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Whatchamacallit. Alright, so what is the Blood Sea Horse getting?
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: It's interesting, because I have it, my score is a 4,
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: and that's still where I think this card belongs.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: This is a very good card. I think this set
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: is less impactful in DM, but incredibly impactful cross-set.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: As we have learned, people are in serious games of
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Key Forge. There are only about three creatures that ever
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: get kept tapped down because most of the... Most of
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: the entrenched facts are garbage.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta definitely keep grainy taps tapped.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: And then there's enough bounce... There's enough bounce in fish
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: that often, even when you have this, you just bounce
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: their exhausted creature or do the board clear because.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: And you get the two anyways. Yeah, I'm cool with
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: a four.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: And you get the two anyways.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I think he's a four. I.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: I definitely have found this to be better than I
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: originally thought, so I had scored it kind of probably
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: too low.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought the community is only at like three.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I think this is I originally added a two.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: I was ready to update it to a three.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: I think this is a solid recursive card.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I have it as a three. I can be talked higher.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I think the play effect, the loss of two, it's solid.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: I will say I have legitimately played DM sealed games
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: where when they have unfathomable, I will keep a creature
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: entrenched just because of this guy.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Because of this little squirrely rascal.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because this is a common.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: What other cards burn ember like this? Burn a stockpile. No, well, no,
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: whatever on play.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Like, is there any other play you're going to lose
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: to ember?
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Not two, but there's some disc guys that like play
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: a loser.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Rock grub is the one.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: That's probably three.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: One.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Rock grub is not. Rock grub is a three.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: It's got that archive ability.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: You cycle it. I mean, you.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Know.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Alright, I'm on board with a four. Let's do it.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Hydrogan.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Play.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: This is our gigantic and unfathomable.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: Play.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Put each other creature face up under Hydrogan. After fight,
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: after reap, Put a creature from under Hydrogen into play
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: under your control. Destroyed. Purge each card under Hydrogen. I
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: actually like this guy.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for the giant, this is actually the giant you
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: want to see.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: It has.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: No, you still don't want, but I'm saying out of the...
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Out of all the giants, if they're like, you have
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: to have one, I would pick this one. Yep. So
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: there's a reason to go out and pull up.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: There's three. Maybe there's not. I don't know. The dragon
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: one's not terrible either.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: The dragon one?
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: It's the key cost increaser.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: I think it's.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Because of the destroyed purge each card under hydrogen.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: That could be super powerful and a reason for your
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: opponent not to kill it. And then you get all
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: their critters.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: Or it just gets bounced and that doesn't mean anything.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: And then they all go to the discard pile. I mean,
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: this is a board clear. It's a two-card board clear.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: Three-card board clear. Yeah.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: I gave it a three.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, I can let it sit
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: at a three.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: I was going to give it a two. I don't
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: know if it was quite that good. It's still three
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: cards in my unfathomable deck.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Because this is, again, this is that weird one where
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: both halves get the same hole. So are we saying
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: this whole thing is worth a six?
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: Is it the whole pile is worth six then?
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Each card is worth three. So this is worth six?
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Three plus three plus whatever the search card is. And
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: depending on the search card, it varies, right? The crap
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: one is crap. The crap one, well, it's bad.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I had the set of two.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Digging up the monster, we have a one.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Build your champion, we have a two. Okay.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: And then the purge one, I don't know, where's that one?
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Tome of Gigantic has a three.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Excuse me, I got it at a two. I'm going
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: to stick with my two. I'd probably get outvoted, and
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: that's fine. Ewok Ewok. Oh, is he in his seven
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: and a half minutes? Maybe. Kaipo. If he comes back,
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: we'll get his score. No, he's off. Okay, fair enough. Kaipo.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Five power, one hour taunter. At the end of your turn,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: fully heal each of Kaipo's neighbors. That's a big fish.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: I'm surprised this one isn't entrenched to get that effect.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: No, it's not. It seems random what they do and don't.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: You know, I did it.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: So my power taunter, his healing ability is not. Critical.
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: So like what's by power taunters that leaves them in
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: the three realm?
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Three.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: You're saying typo at the five one. You don't think
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: the fully heal matters. It can.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: If you put it next to the chosen one, it
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: can matter a lot.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's changing its score.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, I can hear that, but I do think that
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: there are some very significant fight effects that are here. Okay.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: I had a typo to three. I think it's fine.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever actually seen one in play.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: I've played one. Not too many. I did. So my,
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: my ABR, right. You know, it was the captain with
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: our sealed pool.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: I took the 12th best deck and my master plan
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: was double Kaipo chosen one.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: That was my big play.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: Uh, This is why we're losing, Drez.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: I got both Kaibos ultra early, and the chosen one
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: wasn't until the end.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: And you're like, and this is why we suck.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: Yup.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, Kinu.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: It's Keanu.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: Kinu.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Let's do it.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: I was waiting on Ewok since he's back. Alright, Kinu,
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: or Keanu.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: Keanu.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: I think I think I think I think from the
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: deep I've used very, very successfully. I also think that
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: keeping it next to what was the other card that
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: was there Princess Leilani so if there's some ping damage
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: but they can't finish her like that's where it can
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: really provide some extra protection but anyway yes I don't
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: think it raises the card go.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Ahead Keanu Fish. Two power aqua and he enhances with
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: a draw and two plus one power counters. Very exciting.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: Play.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Choose an enemy creature with no plus one power counters
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: on it. Exhaust that creature and each of its neighbors. Yeah.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking I'm back.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: I definitely don't dislike this card. I'm generally happy to
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: have one or two in a deck.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: And it's Keanu Reeves. How bad could you be? Or sealed.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: It's good for sealed. Yeah, sure.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: But how good is it? It's still only like a
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: three good?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I put it at a three. I gave it
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: a three. You know, I almost gave it a four
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: to continue the meme, but.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: It's a three.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I had it as a four, but as I'm looking here,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, it has the drawn hands and then the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: plus one counters enhance.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: What are those damage?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: They're plus one... I think those are plus one.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those are plus one counters.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Those are plus one. Damages are filled in.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, so it targets just enemy creatures, so you're
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: never going to go ahead and exhaust your own, but.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Would you want to?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: Well, potentially, if it's off-house to be able to key increases.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Weird Locarian combos? Correct.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: For the most part, the answer is no, because the
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: later portion after the period is exhaust that creature and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: each of its neighbors. So, knowing that you're getting a
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: draw pip, 2 plus 1 power counters, it's a little
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: anti-synergy there with creatures with no plus 1 power counters,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: but you're increasing yours and basically exhausting, essentially.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: two to three.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess technically if you have one creature
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: out on the other side, you'd exhaust one. But this
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: can do some work when you're exhausting multiple. I think
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: it is better for sealed than Archon, and that's just
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: because DM does not hold.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: I think this works okay with your got a sand
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: in your eye style deck.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Good stuff.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But still only like three.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Three, three, three, three, three, three, Three? Three is all round. Mine?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: Mine?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: Alright. I think we got three threes. The Knuckler, also,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: aka the Fister. Three power, two damage, or two armor.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Deploy Entrench. While Knuckler is exhausted, each of its neighbors
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: get plus two armor.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: That's exactly one of those effects that, like, why.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, I know. There's going to get dumb. There
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: are scenarios where you're like, oh, my really good guy.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: This nine power guy you guys keep talking about. Oh,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: now he takes two less damage. Like, sure. Sure. But
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: in general, this is a card I dislike in a deck.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: Outside of that, he does generally stick around to reap
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: because he's pretty pointless.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: Which is why I gave him a one.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: And he is a little tough.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: A little tough.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: He's the fister.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: It's interesting. Is he worth a 2 or no? He's
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: just a 1. You give him a 2. He probably
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: tips for a buck.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: I dislike him that much. 1.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: I'm between a 1 and a 2. I don't care.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: I was cool with a 2. I've played him. He's
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: stuck on my board.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: And that's in Sealed. In Archon, he's just a damn chain,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: so make him a 1.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. I guess he's also a target. He's
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: also a good Trench target, so... Fine.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: He's a trash target.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: Malina, 4 power Aquan and Trench. When Malina is exhausted,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: your opponents can't play creatures more powerful than the most
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: powerful creature in play.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah and she already starts at four I've rarely seen
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: this do anything this is another.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: One and it's both sides right so it's like it's
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: not yours or theirs it's like oh.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah so if they already got their one six power
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: creature down it.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Doesn't matter yeah and I've definitely seen this out and
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: they don't have what do you mean it's both sides.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: You look at both sides to find most powerful oh
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: yeah fine yeah.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: While Molina is exhausted, your opponent cannot play creatures more
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: powerful than the most powerful creature in play.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, so you are checking both sides.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: So I've definitely played this card, and my opponent had
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: no board, and I just had this card. I was like,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: all right, they got some beefy.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Guys I don't want to deal with. Yeah, which isn't
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: that great. But then he played a Remi Hound.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Exhausted.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: Exhausted. they played some four power creature or three power
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: creature played a Remy Hound so now that creature is
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: like seven power and then they put out some stuff
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: and I was like this sounds so dumb I can
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: never use it I added two originally I'm moving them
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: down to a one.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: I would probably rather have a Canuckler than a Molina
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: yeah his name is Phil the Fister.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Paralysis Sinan Three power beast. After Reap, Stun and Rage
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: and Exhaust a creature. He is not awful. He dies
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: a lot, though.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's a solid Reap effect.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: It's a very solid Reap effect. I give him a three.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Stun and Rage and Exhaust. So now he's got it
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: ready for at least two turns, and you're probably putting them,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: and they're probably not coming back. to get rid of the...
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: They got a ready, so that's a dead turn if
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: they wanted to go to the house.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: I feel like this guy only dies when he's the
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: convenience target when I'm playing against him, though. Yeah, you
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: kill him before the knuckler or the Molina, but I
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: don't think he's.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Well, you put the knuckler next to him. That way
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: he has plus two armor. Now he's a three, too.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: No, he doesn't, because you ready the knuckler.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is a common, but what you have
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: to realize with this, okay, slow to be able to reap,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: sure it's common but if you go ahead and wipe
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: their side you're not reaping with them because you stun
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: and rage and exhaust a creature meaning if they don't
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: have a creature you stun and enrage and exhaust yourself.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah and yes that has been seen yeah.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: I guess just i mean but like then don't do it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Then you don't reap So you're just sitting there. You
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: don't reap. You don't fight because they don't have a board.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: Don't go into fish.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: Okay. Okay. So what is he?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: A two?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: A three? I have him as.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: A two still with the stun and rage and exhaust,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: but it is.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: I think if you're like, I'm going to pivot and
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: I got a stun and rage and exhaust, you could
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: literally be doing anything else. I mean, I guess if
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: you have a handful of fish and you're forced into fish...
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I put him at a three. I
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: think he is... He might be on the upper echelon
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: of new creatures. Besides Kinu. I think Kinu might be
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: the best new creature.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: Now we're about to get a better creature in the
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: next one we look at.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Princess Leilani? Yeah. Have you guys had... Okay. Princess Leilani.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: That's a goddamn witch.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, it is. She could be a problem, for sure.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: After Reap, Exhaust an Enemy Creature. If you do, ready
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: a non-priest creature.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: I mean, you want to talk about the guy who
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: works with your 30 power cheese ball or even with
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: a perilous sign in and that thing gets to reap twice.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: Now you really are.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Now we're cooking with gas.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: You're cooking with gas when you got Leilani's down.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: Yes. And with common, you can see multiples.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: Yep. So they can't read each other.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: But Leilani to me is a fork.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: She might be because she's definitely something you have to
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: deal with where it can get out of hand.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: She is a witch. The issue comes that.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: It's not on play. So you're going to have a
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: turn to respond. But yes, she is a witch. I
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: think she's very good. I had it as a four.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: Four?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: I can get out of board with a four. I
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: originally had it at a three. I thought those two
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: were very good.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: I did originally two, but she's definitely good.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: I can understand how it can get out of hand. Yes,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: I get it. Sand in your eye. Exhaust a creature.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: Draw a card for each exhausted creature. Destroy each exhausted creature.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Including your own.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's on both sides.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Clearly. sides.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: I had my scored on fathomable cards in the past,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: and the only thing that I like about this so
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: far is every time I'm like, I think it should
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: be this. I wonder what other people like. I go
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: and I look and my score was already set at
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: exactly what I think it should be.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, what did you think it should be? What was
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: my score set at?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Well, I have this set as a five. I think
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: this is one of the defining cards in a good
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: fish house.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: I originally had this at four, but I've played this
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: a few times and it has been pretty clutch. So
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: I think I need to upgrade this one.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: I have it as a.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Go ahead. If you say four, we both have it
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: as four?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: No, I have it as a five.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: You have it as a five, too. I never found
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: the clutch moment in sand in your eye. I had
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: it as a four.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: This is actually a chance.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: You've also only ever played sealed where you don't have
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: a house that actually works with it really well. And
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: on its own, if you have no other exhaust in
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: your fish house and this is your only card with exhausting,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: then this is a two. This is a nothing card.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: It doesn't really do much. It exhausts and kills one creature,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: or maybe because you have all one-value Canucklers, you actually
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: play all your Canucklers and then kill them all.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: Draw them up, draw a bunch of cards.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: I've seen that happen quite a few times, but I
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: think this card is very cool.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: Can be a very one-sided board wipe.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: You guys all think it's a five and ask what's up.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: We'll go with five.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: There's the put a creature on the bottom of your
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: deck and exhaust three guys. Card is in this set.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: Keen is in this set.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: Keen is in set. Dream calls there.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so there's quite a bit of exhaust where you
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: then get to really rub some sand in their eyes.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: And that's a big fish.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: And there is something about just playing some of those
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: dead knucklers... Things that you don't care about in order
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: to get another card.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: Well, we got three fives and a four, so I
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: think we're okay.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Doing all right.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: And we can talk about another one of these cards
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: where sometimes you just don't care.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Siphon Maw. AKA Ham Suction. It's what?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: Ham Suction?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Ham Suction. That's what the Vietnamese translation of this is.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Ham Suction. Okay. I'm like, I'm not seeing any ham
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: suction in this picture. Four power vehicle. Discard the top
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: card of a player's deck for each bonus icon on
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: the discarded card. Your opponent loses one.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: That's actually not a terrible reap effect, but it's sure
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: not trustworthy. If this is your plan.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: If I'm going up against any set besides DM, this
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: could be devastating.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: I mean, DM has plenty of pips.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: It's got plenty of pips, but man.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: Plenty of bonus icons. Because even power icons are bonus icons.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: I still have never had the three of these that
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: I end up with in a deck be meaningful, though.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: So this card is.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: This is also true.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: Like, I just don't know where it.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: So I originally had those at a two, but I
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: wonder if it should be a three, because I've definitely
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: felt like This has had an impact over other cards,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: and now I'm happy to see this over a lot
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: of the other Unfathomable cards.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: Now, I might be wrong, too, and here's been my
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: experience with Unfathomable on this set. I don't find myself
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: coming back much to them to then use them. Like,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: they get out of my hand, and then I might
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: use them as that utility house, because a lot of
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: them stick around.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: This is another non-priest. Oh, you know, your Leelani's work
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: well with Psychomus.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: You can do it again, yes.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: I agree with what you're saying, because a lot of
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: the time, the collection of creatures you are playing with
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: include a kinu or two, some knucklers, you know, your hemogryph.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: So there's no reason to come back to the house
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: to use it.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: They're just reaping for nothing, so yeah, you're not reaping
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: with no bonus.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: I'm with you. There's a lot of time, which is
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: also why we were saying you end up just sand-denying
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: your own fish, because you're like, I don't really care
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: if these are on the board after I've played them. Which,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: when you're only good creature is Siphon Maw, you're never
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: going to come back for it.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: Right. I agree.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: I'm in the same boat. I have yet to have
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: value with Siphon Maw. I have had Leelani value. But
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: I can understand how it combines with some other creatures
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: to be okay because it is on board creature or
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: on board amber control which means you can actually stay
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: in the house potentially which lets me say it could
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: be a 3 instead of a 2 that's where I
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: get it in my 2 plus world where are you
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: at Ewok.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: For siphon maul I have it as I think it
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: is between a 2 and a 3 but I have
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: it at a 2 I can't go.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: To a 3 fair enough The community has a 2.5.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: I think the community....
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: But I think that's where the community... I think that's appropriate.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: I just can't go to the 3 yet. Splat.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Slap, dash, enamel. I guess I'm leaving it at a
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: 2 for the moment. Because I'm not changing it. Slap, dash,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: enamel is an artifact item. At the start of your turn,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: destroy each card with a corrosion counter on it. action,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: put a corrosion counter on a card in play. This
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: is a slightly better wretched doll.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: This is way better. A thousand times better?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Because you can choose any card? Because you don't need
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: to activate it twice to kill something, and you can
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: kill artifacts. You do need to activate it twice. No,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: you activate it once, it marks it, and then it's
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: just a thing. You don't have to come back, it
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: just starts in your turn. Fine. Fine, fine, fine.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: And it's also start of turn, which means it happens before...
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: Forge a key step.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: I guess I can destroy that universe and lock down
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: or whatever it is. Plus three key thing.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: This is a better card, but it is still.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: Slow.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: Slow.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: Unbearably slow. It is traditional artifact slow.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: So if Wretched Doll was a zero, this is a one?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: This is a four.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: No, this is still a three or a four, yeah.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Three or a four? This is a four. I like
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: this a lot.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: This this and half the decks you open this in.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: This is the only hard are you have this true?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: And just keeps going every time. Oh, right.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: If they got awarded, you don't have to activate it.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: It'll it'll take an extra turn, but it'll eventually kill it.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: It's like there it it it does stuff.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: It is. It's again kind of that downside we were
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: talking about with some of the others. Don't come back
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: to the house that often to use the card. But
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: it's pretty good. Okay.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're split between houses, I would pick
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: Unfath maybe because I can use this again.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: Because it's good removal.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: Alright.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll go with whatever you guys pick. You know
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: I hate artifacts to begin with, so Upgrades? Oh, we're
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: getting there. Let's score this one first.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: Slapdash I had it as a four.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: I could be talked into a three because of how
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: slow it is, but I had it as a four.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: Four as it is.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: Star Patch. I did not know this card existed, nor
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: have I think I ever seen it. You get a
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: Pippa member every time you play it, and house enhanced
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: by two. This creature gains at the start of your
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: turn if this creature is exhausted. Purge another creature that
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: shares a house with it. This could be cool and
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: also all the way horrible.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: Sharing houses is an interesting thing with this.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: You have to share a house. No.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: But it is double house enhance. I guess I don't
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: know if I've ever actually played with this.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: I play this.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: I didn't know this card existed until this... I learned
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: this card was a real card printed, like, today.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: So this... Go ahead, Dre.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: If you share a house, you can play it on
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: your own. Yeah, but you have to put it on
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: an intrepid boy. Otherwise, it never does anything.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Or you can play it on theirs, and then
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: they have to pop stuff.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: You can go.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: What it kind of works in that house, you put
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: it on theirs and then you exhaust their creature, so
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: it is exhausted at.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: The beginning of their turn.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: They have to kill in theory another friendly creature because
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: you're choosing.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: This works great on snapper dens. For purging your own dinosaurs?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: Your own dragosaurs?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: Who's playing dragons in 2026?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, that's... So you put this on their
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: snapper den, yep.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: And now they gotta kill all their dragons.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think this is.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: And maybe I have that dumb dragon. It's the two
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: house enhancers.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: Which leaves it in the four.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: Yep, it's a four. Maybe it's gotta kill that dumb
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: dragon that goes on my side of the board that
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: deals one damage to each of my creatures after an
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: action's done. Fucking, I hate that card so much. I
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: hate that card so much.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: Notice that it's not destroy. It is purge.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: Get gone. Alright, last card. Rounding out the fish. Tsunami.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: One pip of ember every time you play it. Deal
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: four damage to each ready creature.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: Solid card. You like to see these?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Mostly because C is really lacking in DM, and so
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: That's where the Hydrogen, I think, actually goes up. The
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Hydrogen goes up because of what it can have as
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: an impact. I think that looking here, Tsunami plays very,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: very well. You also get a chance to determine the
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: timing of it. So if you're playing creatures in Unfathomable, one,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: you can play it first, or you can go ahead
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: and just play them They're exhausted, so it doesn't get
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: the damage.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you can even use your own exhaust effects
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: on some of your cards to.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: Correct to exhaust your own card. Yes.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, man, I got an exhaust on an enrage my guy.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: That may not be the best choice, but doing it.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it can be a trap, though, because
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: of that amber pip.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: I've seen people play it and you got to be careful.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: And kill too many of your own.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: I do see that as being part of that ideal
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: Leilani 30 power guy siphon maw kind of deck.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: Then the zombies are good because then you're going back
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: into fish and you exhaust all your things and you
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: kill all of their stuff so they can't answer you
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: and you just get.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: To Man, this fish pod that you guys keep talking
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: about is awesome. Why don't I ever see it in
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: the set?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: Because you don't open DM decks.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: I got a lot still. I can't. I am more
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: than halfway through.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: I actually opened today when I went to the store.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: I actually opened some pretty solid.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: Now we got enough power through our existing cards.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to go.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where I had it.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: I will say not a good card by any mean,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: but I'm still a little scarred from Tuesday with my
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: really crummy 61 says DM deck. I played weak link
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: and that is this creature gains. It's an upgrade. While
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: this creature is exhausted, your keys cost plus six. And
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: as a result. That is why the game with Perfect
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: went way, way, way so long. Because I played it
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: on his creature.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: That's the reason.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: And he old switcherooed and then had Figgy Rod and
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: just kept taxing me.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: And I could not kill it because I had no
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: more C. It was hysterical.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: It was so bad. So bad.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: It can actually be impactful in DM where it never
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: mattered before.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: But all right. What cards actually stood out to you guys?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: Still not good, though.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: Sybil Wymer is in the set. That works well with the.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: Exhausting lots of guys. Sybil always good. Thing from the
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Deep is back. Illusions of Grandeur is back. Lateral Shift
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: is a card now. Yeah.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: Abyssal Sight and Illusions of Grandeur.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: Abyssal Sight bubbles to bounce. Illusions and.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: Fish didn't get any cool control, though. They just have
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: exhaust control, right? They didn't get any of their I mean,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: the closest thing they got was solutions.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, open the seal is back with thing. I
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: love open the seal. Love that cards.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: I think, I think that, uh, catch and release in
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: this set is so good.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: Deep priest. I do like.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: Deep peace. Glebby, even though he's a rare.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: He's pretty fun. If you got a lot of Aquans,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: if you get a lot of Beasts, then he's just
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: another card. But if a lot of your other creatures
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: are Aquans, you know, he becomes okay.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but wouldn't you rather just have Kinu so you
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: don't need to combo to.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Make it happen? I could. You're right. Yeah, Kinu is better.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: But I like him, too, because he's like Cthulhu dude
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: sitting on his throne.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'll take Flash Freeze over Deep Priest most days.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: Basically the same thing.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: You have figgy rods on set, and then, like we said,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: the outpost is on set, so it has... There is
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: a lot of exhaust in Unfathomable. When you sit down
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: against a DM on Unfathomable, you just basically assume you
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: don't get to use your creatures very often. Is there
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: going to be exhaust on the outpost? Ice Finn is there.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: Choose a house, exhaust each creature of that house. There
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: you go. A ton more. Exhausting.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: I like Ice Finn with Leilani.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: I have not actually... I don't think I've opened a
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: lateral shift deck yet.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: I have not.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: I wonder if that's still being printed at. Stupid rarity.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: It would. I'm not opening a lot of DM because
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: I just cannot... I can't bring myself to deal with
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: that pain. It's just... It's a fine field experience. It
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: is mentally... I don't know if you're right on that.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: Wookiee is like, every turn I want to play four
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: cards with Amber Pips and not have to read their
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: effects because it doesn't matter.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: Or steal cards. The only time he wants to read
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: it is if he's stealing.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: DM is just unimaginative.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: It's weak.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Weak.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Still having fun. I still win games.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: You know what? It's been beating all the PV decks
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: that have been open lately. At least at our school.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know why.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: How much PV do you guys still have?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: Zero. Well, Sydney has a bunch. Well, I just finished.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: I have one foil deck left.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: SDM.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: Alright.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: I really feel like DM is the homelands of Key
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Forge right now.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: No, it's not that bad.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: It's not homelands bad? Is it.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: Visions bad?
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: No, none of us played enough Magic to care.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Fine. Visions was right in the era that I played. Yeah,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's a couple of cards, but nothing crazy.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: Well, that's going to do it for us tonight. I
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: am exhausted. I'm literally at my brink. I can't keep going.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 5: Are you stunned and enraged?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: I am stunned twice. That's not possible.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I am super tired. I do need some CPs.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: But you'll probably be hearing this right before Nashville as
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: it goes live. Maybe you're listening to it on your
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: way to Nashville. We look forward to seeing everybody there,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: and we will see you all next week. Happy Forging, everyone.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: May the Forge be with you.