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The Determinator: Jack the Ripper's Autobiography & iPad Pro · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple
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  ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I
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  up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat pis inside of you
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  nerdy well that was a close one what was close well we nearly didn't make this
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  yeah I know it's been delayed again and again and I'm leaving the country
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  tomorrow morning so it wasn't going to get done if we didn't do it right now
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  see the listeners don't know what we're talking about cuz you're going to get
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  this at the same time that's right yeah we have to postpone the recording a few
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  times yeah life got in the way stupid life have I told you guys about my
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  citizenship ceremony oh God no you haven't no I didn't think I did they
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  made you wear a Ned Kelly hat no no nothing like that
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  BB when I you got a Southern Cross T now though no see I I did the where the
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  Australian flag is a cape I did it at Orbin so uh so there's none of that is
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  it easier to get it in Orbin or harder well there was one thing and I I
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  I'd be interested if any of the listeners for those who don't know
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  listeners who don't know uh I I recently got my Australian citizenship because I
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  was not Australian I was actually born in England uh and for 30 odd years just
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  didn't bother uh and then finally got around to it and when I filled in the
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  paperwork one of the questions was basically there's two pledges that you
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  can do or two versions of the same pledge one of them contains the words
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  under God and one of them does not uhuh
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  and I'm not particularly religious so and I actually to be honest I didn't
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  think it would make any difference I assume oh I just won't say those words I
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  guess um so I tick the blocks to say the the one without the words under God
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  because not very relevant to me yeah y uh but I mean but to be honest I
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  wouldn't have given a [ __ ] I I could I say what you said yeah yeah don't care
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  don't care the end you're a citizen who cares exactly so we get there and I None
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  of the I'm sat there you know they're doing the thing got my paperwork there
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  it's got a little print out of the Pledge that I'm supposed to say it says
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  pledge number two and it's got the it's basically the same thing but without
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  those words in it and I was like he that's fine nothing out of the ordinary
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  until we get to the bit where everyone's doing the pledge right and I didn't I
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  didn't know this was going to happen beforehand and then they the guy goes
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  all right so everybody saying pledge number one please stand and all the
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  people in the front say 10 rows stand up and I notice there's actually a gap
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  between my row which has about 10 people in it and all
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  the other rows and everybody in those front rows stands up does their pledge
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  sits down and then he goes right and uh everybody reading pledge number two the
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  heathens stand up and then so the 10 of us pop up and I was like wow that's
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  that's just really weird wow I find it a bit strange that they have the under God at
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  all yeah I mean well I wondered as well I and I was going to ask if any
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  listeners have done this which is unlikely I suppose like if you're not
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  Australian citizens and you became one did you did you have the same thing cuz
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  I wondered if it's just because I mean Orban is is kind of a I guess a
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  religious area because we the big we've got the biggest mosque in the Southern
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  Hemisphere and we've got you know like I guess more of more religiously cultures
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  in the area so maybe maybe it's cultural and maybe some of the other areas in
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  Sydney they don't do that cuz I just assumed like I said that I would just
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  not say those words but still be speaking with everybody else yeah you
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  should have just spoken with everyone else and just mumbled that bit well I
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  like I said I didn't even think about it I just fill in the form and I went oh I
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  guess I'll choose not because I don't care no I would have as well and I had a
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  weird moment when I moved over here to Singapore because and I didn't know this
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  at the time but apparently Singapore is quite a religious country in that
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  they're very very tolerant of all religions no matter what religion you
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  are and there's huge percentages of each of the main religions you know
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  Christianity Islam Buddhism DSM you know all of these things what they don't like are
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  atheists right but I didn't know that and there was no you had to put your
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  religion on the on the form um CU I'm I'm a resident here not a permanent
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  resident I'm like a you know temporary resident and you have to put your religion and it
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  doesn't have atheist but it does say free thinker and um right so being the
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  closest I ticked that but then I thought it's so weird that everyone else who's
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  not quote a free thinker has to say I'm not a freeth thinker I get my thoughts
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  from someone else thanks yeah free thinker s seems to be a middle finger to
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  religion yeah I know it's so weird but then they told me they're like oh
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  afterwards they're like well they you're lucky that they let you in because you
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  you put down free thinker and they don't really like that here they don't like
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  people who think for themselves you should have just gone with a Jedi well
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  it's funny cuz we had a federal election here the other day right and the
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  government called the election 10 days
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  from the day they called it so basically
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  it's designed to give opposing parties
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  almost literally no time to campaign yeah right but everyone in the country
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  does get the day off to vote which I thought was pretty nice
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  did you vote you allowed to vote no no no I think so don't have to vote no
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  didn't think so is it is it optional there I did get the day off uh is it
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  optional no it's not but you got to be 21 okay yeah yeah I'm pretty sure yeah
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  if they're giving it a day off they expect you to vote cuz that's a nice
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  tradeoff I'd like that here you also have to go to your electorate you can't
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  vote absentee or Postal or you have to go to your electorate so well what if
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  you're on a two we holiday when they call it and give you days not a big
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  place yeah you can get from one end to the other in an hour yeah what if you're
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  overseas actually if you're out of the country you can't
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  vote right there there's no way to vote early and there's no way to vote
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  absentee yeah and let's be honest it doesn't matter anyway we know who's
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  going to win well not only that not only did we know who's going to win but you
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  guys have had a change uh in your government mhm yeah so this is the
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  second time in a couple of years you've got have got a prime minister that nobody voted
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  for that is something that happens here because yeah in Australia it's different
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  to the rest of world you don't vote for a person you vote for a party
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  yeah and who doesn't want a party Andrew WK certainly likes a good
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  party they come out of nowhere what it's time to party he likes to party hard
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  speaking of partying hard do you know where I would love to party
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  hard where man I don't know I don't know where this is going in space yeah I'd
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  party hard in space although the the lack of gravity might prohibit the
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  hardest of partying well what happens with The Hangover the next day well
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  you're prob you're you're suggesting it might be difficult to just drink whiskey
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  in space yeah just to do shots for example might be prohibitive well I got
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  some good news for you oh they've developed a space
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  glass that allows you to drink whiskey in space now if it allows you to drink
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  whiskey in space I'm assuming it allows you to drink just about anything right
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  yeah it does but it it's it's designed to kind of recreate the experience of of
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  drinking whiskey whiskey because I mean obviously and you probably figured by
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  now you know without gravity the the liquid kind of just floats around and
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  stuff so what what they've tried to do is construct the glass that doesn't let
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  the whiskey out but you can still smell and drink it
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  without it going everywhere it's got a lid on it and a little straw it's
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  designed so that the the whiskey can't escape out up the sides there's actually
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  a YouTube video where they they show how it works uh and you kind of suck the
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  whiskey up through this little straw that runs through the outside of the
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  glass I'm not I mean I don't have one and I assume they're quite expensive um
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  they have to be 3D printed like there's no way to construct this any other way
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  wow I just love it I love it that like astronauts still piss into their space
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  suit right like we had to we had to spend millions of dollars inviting a
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  inviting inventing a pen that could ride in space and we're like right what's third on the
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  list we need to drink whiskey well no this was paid for by um
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  balen balentine's balentine's it's a whiskey company from B Scotch that makes
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  sense yeah so they they paid for it it's a publicity stun obviously I mean I will
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  I will put out there Valentine's gives me the worst hangover a space hangover yeah yeah so
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  they've um they've basically figured out how to keep keep it in the in the glass
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  and allow you to to drink it um and it says the the goal was to allow them to
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  drink from an actual glass rather than relying on just a bag of liquid I do
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  have a question are they letting a lot of alcohol up into space cuz that seems
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  like the type of place you don't want to be drinking what do you mean if you went
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  to space you would be drunk all the
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  time I mean you Luke you oh yes crashing
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  into planets he would crash in so many planets it's only been tested at a uh a
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  drop tower in Germany which is one of the they could it simulates Gravity by
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  dropping it from a tower and so they they've tested it using that which I
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  mean the whole thing is is kind of just a stunt really it's not yeah it's
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  advertising I'm assuming they do not allow astronauts to consume alcohol
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  while they're piloting a spaceship so no but if it's on aut pilot and your your
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  clock off for the day I don't see why not maybe well I that's a good question
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  right listeners if you know or if if any of the astronauts from the International
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  Space Station are listening are you allowed to consume alcohol while you're
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  in the space station do you guys have like a little little drink on a Friday
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  night I'd love to know that I know that they sent up some ice cream for them
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  enjoy I guess that's kind of sort of I just mean they're allowed treats you
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  know yeah yeah but maybe porn they have what type of porn space porn we talked
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  about that space spawn spawn they wanted to
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  make that the first porno in space we talked about that that's right I wonder
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  if they for the crowd sourcing site for it yeah we failed to
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  follow up on that didn't we yeah we failed to follow up on everything we
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  don't really follow up on a lot of stuff unless it's to do with midgets there any
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  midgets in the space point there had been [ __ ] if it was the first [ __ ]
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  porno in space I would have rallied behind that trying to see if I can find a link
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  to the crowdfunding thing for it to see if it was successful cuz I asking for
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  quite a bit of money well it would be it would cost quite a lot to get up there
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  into space I mean not into a porn star that costs a fair bit as well Matt
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  does it yeah Fair no it doesn't it doesn't no no it depends it depends on
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  the porn star and what you want them to do but you can get a porn star to do a
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  scene for as little
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  $200 I watch the documentary I damn
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  it I'm sad that was the answer you know what though uh a friend of mine was in
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  Los Angeles and was filming a movie uh
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  short film not pornographic per se but
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  did require a nude actress and um not
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  many actresses are willing to go nude uh but most porn stars are so they just
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  hired a porn star for the day right and she was 400 bucks for the
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  day nobody [ __ ] her though so maybe if someone had [ __ ] her it would have cost more
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  H they did not they were not successful a a how far off from their $4 billion do
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  did they get they raised 236,000 well that's still a
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  lot but it's not billions of dollars you need to get into space they didn't get
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  it so yeah that 250 that's like one
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  ticket yeah to space yeah to go up in
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  that um that virgin thing it's $250,000
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  a ticket yeah it's $250,000 to go up a
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  virgin sorry that was a cheap shot no
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  fine it's fine no no I'm I'm better than
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  that uh did you guys see the new Apple stuff I didn't actually what are Apple
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  doing now no that's weird we normally we're all over this stuff do they have
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  thing there's a iPad Pro oh is it just an iPad it's huge
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  right it's going to be massive right it's basically a Microsoft Surface yeah
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  oh with the keyboard and yeah yeah yeah exactly like that I'm pretty sure Steve
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  job said they would never bring one of those out you guys remember him saying
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  something like that he's he he's dead now so well he say wa said doesn't
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  count remember we spoke to him I was wearing a t-shirt with him on at just
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  the other day from Beyond The
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  Grove it's a 12in iPad uh and it's got like a little screen in the cover like
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  you know like a Microsoft Surface does
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  and uh yeah and iOS 9 has uh
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  a bunch of multitasking stuff where you can snap windows to the side and have
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  two things open at once and and they're kind of just becoming like a a computer
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  now so yeah yeah okay don't thing and
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  the new Apple TV is out and it's uh well not out it's it's announced and the the
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  big secret thing that you know he was going to reveal was um when you use Siri
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  on it it searches all the apps for TV TV shows for example rather than having to
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  go into the Hulu app or the Netflix app one by one looking to see if they have a
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  show that you want you just say Siri put True Detective on and it will find it
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  and put it on yeah tell sh even in australa bringing out something that's
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  going to do that that's I think Apple are just done when Apple are one step behind
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  teler you know that they're well I mean yeah I think I think they're doing all
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  right still just no M they're done well no no but they just don't seem to be innovating
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  anymore no I know what you mean bigger and smaller well I'm sure when they
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  announced the iPad Pro which is a you know basically just a Microsoft service
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  I'm sure they made it sound very Innovative well I've actually I've
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  posted a um a picture of it if you scroll all the way down to the bottom of
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  the spreadsheet there's a great picture of it here just to illustrate the size of
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  it let me have a look you've only it it does look big it
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  does look huge though um thanks man let's stay on
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  top let me find this picture of it
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  h. I said big not
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  enormous hang open
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  picture I just went to D naked.com all right so I've just pasted
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  another picture in there which we put in the show notes um just see how look how
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  big this thing is are we still at
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  d.com no well that is big
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  yeah unless girl has really small hands I know but I saw the picture I was like
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  Jesus Christ that thing's that thing's huge but the funny thing is like they
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  came out with the iPad it's like okay there's the iPad and they're like oh you
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  want to be smaller here's a smaller one iPad mini and you're like yeah okay okay
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  we we didn't really want it smaller I've kind of got my phone and my iPad didn't
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  really need a smaller one they're like oh you want a bigger you want a bigger
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  here's the iPad uh Pro and it's like no we nobody wanted a bigger one if you
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  wanted a bigger you had a computer like what is this you're just going to be
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  able to buy any size now well I um I I
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  think I would just want a normal iPad like throughout all of this I've always
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  just kind of wanted a normal one so I don't know that I would I
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  mean see it's kind of like it's it's like it wants to be a laptop but it's
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  not as useful as a laptop and so and and it's exactly no I'm looking at that
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  keyboard there's quite a lot of money for something that isn't a laptop you
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  know like yeah like with the surface it is a separate keyboard so you can yeah
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  no no no it there is a separate keyboard as well Luke Sor it's just not shown
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  that picture also and I tweeted this at one point because I thought it was funny
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  that they finally release an iPad where the screen is big enough that it can
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  actually have a fullsize keyboard on on the screen and then they release a
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  keyboard for it like a physical keyboard like all the others yeah I
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  would have I could have used a keyboard for those this one not really a big
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  deal so yeah that's the uh that's the iPad
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  Pro yeah I mean the iPad I like for what it is but I don't need it to be that big
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  and with a keyboard I don't think I I don't know what I
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  would if you've got a big screen with a keyboard that's a computer
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  yeah but it can't do all the things a computer can do that's right I mean I I
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  say that for some people it might be enough in fact yeah and I guess the cost
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  is going to be the determinator whether you well it's it's 1,500 bucks the the
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  determinator is the determinator a word in the
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  determinator to me this would be good something for sales people and stuff
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  people are constantly on the move and yeah yeah it's 1,500 bucks for this for
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  this 1500 yeah you can buy a MacBook Air for 1100
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  that's what I mean it's it's quite and you can buy a MacBook Pro for
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  1500 I think it's probably going to be where things are headed but I think
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  we're at that weird point now where like this you know when they brought out the
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  first MacBook Air which was yeah uh you know it was like 10 years ago or
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  whatever and it was kind of like could barely run the operating system yeah it
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  it was garbage but it was the future yeah you know what I mean and then now
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  the MacBook Air is yeah okay that's they're great but I think they're
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  probably pricing themselves out of this cuz you got the surface and things now
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  which are good tablet SL keyboard SL computer things that you can get for a
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  hell of a lot cheaper that will probably do more yeah I think
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  well iOS 9 has a lot of stuff in it that might make these more useful like I said
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  the problem I have with my iPad is that I quite I do like iPad but I find it
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  restrictive because I I I go oh I might uh edit some photos and then it's like I
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  just just want to [ __ ] open the photo in Photoshop like you know what I mean
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  like I don't want to you know just the clunky way you have to export from one
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  app and then import into another app and then I've got to M did you end up buying
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  that um attachment to put your Fleshlight on the underside of your iPad
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  ah Maybe no I didn't I
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  didn't I'd probably get more use out of my iPad if I did though yeah because
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  I'll be honest since I switched back to books I don't use my iPad at all now you
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  switch back to books yeah switch back to books man interesting I like the
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  experience of going and buying a book bringing it home reading it over a few
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  days then putting it on a shelf I don't know why I just love that just don't get
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  that I'm actually at the point where I'm thinking since I moved I still have not
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  unpacked my Star Wars books and I'm
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  listeners you're as disgusted as we are I'm
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  series is very original I don't I don't think anything like this has ever been
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  done before oh wow so um think might be best if I leave it to speak for itself
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  yeah so I listen you guys you guys want to hear it yeah definitely okay here we
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  [Music]
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  go for the past 10 minutes I've spent every waking moment trying to figure out
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  where a British expat was was for 21 minutes after his work one day in
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  1995 on April 11th 1995 the wife of a famed Australian tour
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  guide disappeared right after her shift stocking shelves she was supposed to
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  pick up a case of VB and bring it down to the local Cricut ground for her
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  mother's third wedding but she didn't show about a month later her body was
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  found in a cave in the nearby Bush the cause of death was partial strangulation
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  and a gunshot wound to the back a couple of weeks after that the British expat
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  Barnaby Wellington was arrested for her murder the victim was Darlene smallo
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  wife of renowned Sasquatch Hunter Terry smallo at the time small Sho in
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  Wellington was a very well-known tour group specializing in Sasquatch
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  sightings and education Wellington was tried and convicted and has been serving
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  time in the pilaga County correctional facility for the last 20 years the only
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  problem is he says he didn't do it one person who is not so sure is Terry
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  smallo widower of the deceased well if he wasn't raping and murdering my wife
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  what was he doing that is your evidence yeah that is a really good point
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  Terry Terry made a lot of good points and we will discuss those and much more
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  in future episodes of tempting [Music]
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  fate oh man there's a little teaser that was uh that was great we've got some
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  more episodes coming up wow awesome I can't wait to hear what
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  happens you know what I bet they don't even know how it's going to
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  [Laughter]
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  end so yes oh due respect but you do have an ending
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  right can't wait to find out who did it can't wait to find
• 26:56
  out speaking of who did it
• 26:59
  h um you know uh there's a new autobiography coming out is there or
• 27:06
  might be already be out mhm um so uh from Jack the Ripper yeah sorry did you say
• 27:12
  autobiography yes autobiography autobiography yeah I uh I read I read
• 27:17
  the autobiography of Jack the Ripper right uh when did he write
• 27:23
  this uh in the 1920s okay yeah uh as an old man looking
• 27:29
  back on his life I guess yeah so this
• 27:33
  this apparently as far as I'm and I mean there are there are there is a mystery
• 27:39
  around this document uh whether it's real or not um there was
• 27:44
  a uh a kind of radio show icon he he there's a radio series that he created
• 27:49
  called um Toyland or something tempting fate tempting fate this uh this this
• 27:56
  very famous uh radio personality from the from the early
• 27:59
  1900s um created this children's radio program and it it was very very famous
• 28:04
  and when he died a lot of his um belongings kind of went to his estate
• 28:09
  and all that kind of stuff and eventually got auctioned off and went to
• 28:11
  all these different people and they ended up in in in around you know the
• 28:15
  2000s in the possession of this guy who found amongst a bunch of old scripts for
• 28:20
  you know this kids show and and you know uh carvings of the characters from the
• 28:25
  kids show found this document written by somebody called James carac claiming to
• 28:30
  be Jack the Ripper and it was his autobiography and there was a note at
• 28:33
  the start of it written by the the um the the radio guy saying this guy James
• 28:40
  carak was a friend of mine uh I was the executive of his estate um when he died
• 28:44
  he asked this to be delivered to me um so that I could pass it on to a
• 28:48
  publisher but because of um uh prohibition or something or other he
• 28:53
  said that he got worried about what it was and so he opened it and was like
• 28:57
  [ __ ] this and then kind of just sat on it um for a long time until he passed
• 29:02
  away sadly and it's just kind of been sitting around now it's it's this bi
• 29:08
  autobiography of this guy who lived around you know like the time of the
• 29:15
  killings and everything claims to have been Jack the Ripper I don't want to
• 29:17
  spoil anything if you're interested it's it's very interesting um whether or not
• 29:22
  it's real and people like like Specialists have said like you know
• 29:28
  experts in the field have said if if it
• 29:31
  is him then it's it's it's possible um but even if it's not it's definitely
• 29:37
  written by somebody who was around because it contains a lot of detail
• 29:41
  about the era uh and it's It Was Written
• 29:45
  because it it was definitely written um before the 1920s when when the the guy
• 29:51
  died um because otherwise it couldn't exist so um even if it's fake it's
• 29:58
  actually the very first um example of that kind of fiction because
• 30:05
  it's even if it's fictional it's a fictional autobiography of a killer like
• 30:08
  people didn't write that kind of stuff back then so in whether it's real or not
• 30:12
  it's it's really really interesting yeah right so uh I think it's a bit of a
• 30:17
  shame that the guy sort of sat on it for so long cuz that's the type of thing
• 30:21
  with it had to come out at time maybe more research into it like well cuz they
• 30:25
  they're questioning like did did this guy ride it himself but but you know he
• 30:29
  was a writer of these kid shows and he was he was very squeamish and some of
• 30:32
  the stuff in it is very graphic and like people are like no there's no way he
• 30:36
  would have written it like it's they it's very questionable that it was his
• 30:41
  so he must have got it from somewhere and in his little cover note he says he
• 30:45
  got it from this guy he says I KN I knew this guy um I believe him to actually be
• 30:49
  insane but he doesn't specify whether he's insane as in he might be Jack the
• 30:52
  Ripper or he's insane he thinks he was Jack the Ripper or you know he doesn't
• 30:56
  really specify mind you there is a
• 31:00
  tendency with novels written around that time to frame The Narrative as I was
• 31:07
  told this story from someone else yeah y yep they they said that as well that is
• 31:12
  that's a very very and also it's divided into three parts right the third part is
• 31:17
  definitely fictional and actually they think it might have actually been
• 31:20
  written by somebody else because it's quite different in tone and style to the
• 31:26
  first two parts okay yeah seems like the second part which describes the murders
• 31:31
  and you know the White Chapel stuff from the 1888 and around that time uh it
• 31:37
  seems like that was written first and then the part one was written later
• 31:41
  which is about his childhood and then the third part seems to have been
• 31:45
  written after that and possibly by somebody else cuz it's the the the first
• 31:49
  two parts are quite interesting because they're they do seem to be just somebody
• 31:52
  remembering stuff like it's not very structured and there's no kind of it's
• 31:57
  not in setting things up or anything like that it's kind of just like Bam Bam
• 32:01
  remembering stuff whereas the third part has kind of
• 32:06
  um like a what would you call it story elements like a bit of foreshadowing at
• 32:10
  the start and it's got like you know and it's it's just set up too too neatly and
• 32:15
  it's fake it feels very fake sure so interesting
• 32:20
  yeah but was he really writing it an autobiography or is it more of a story
• 32:27
  like I'm just trying to think like why someone would write something like that
• 32:31
  well he says according to him and the very first chapter he says look I don't
• 32:34
  know if I'm going to die and I was going to leave the reveal to the end but I
• 32:38
  figure I better not because if I die before I finish this I want people to
• 32:41
  know that it was me so I James carac was Jack the Ripper uh it was me I did it
• 32:46
  and then now I'm going to write out my story and hopefully I'll make it to the
• 32:49
  end before I die and so he wrote it out and
• 32:56
  um uh apparently it's interesting because he he goes he does go into a lot
• 33:00
  of detail that yeah apparently somebody would need to have been there to know
• 33:05
  certain things or done a lot of research except it also seems like he hasn't
• 33:09
  researched other things so it's kind of convincing in that way because for
• 33:14
  example he knows he talks about how before the first killing he went and saw
• 33:18
  this production of jackeline Hyde which is ironic and you know in a way um but
• 33:24
  also this particular production is well known by like theater historians because
• 33:30
  it was such a disgrace like it was kind of a laughing stock but most people
• 33:34
  don't know about it sure and so the fact the fact that he has put into the story
• 33:40
  that he went to that and then murdered her it's like well you know it's just a
• 33:44
  strange thing to know you know whereas in in other respects like facts that we
• 33:50
  that they do know about the murders themselves he gets wrong like he
• 33:54
  contradicts um like the the the kind of agreed upon Narrative of things to do
• 34:01
  with the murders and so it's kind of like is he doing that on purpose to kind
• 34:05
  of create this idea that he's remembering it or anyway yeah it's very
• 34:11
  interesting was he um one of the suspects you know how everyone's got
• 34:15
  ideas no one even knows who this guy is okay there's no record of him no one
• 34:19
  knows who he is but like it's not unusual for there not to be a record of
• 34:22
  somebody because he was not of record the except this other guy says that he
• 34:26
  knew him but but he's dead now as well because this is all from like the early
• 34:31
  1900s and it's just been missing but if we are to believe this we have to assume
• 34:37
  that Jack the Ripper stopped killing became old and befriended and befriended
• 34:43
  a writer of a children's radio show he wasn't a writer of a children's show at
• 34:48
  the time he was a um he was a doctor at one point this guy it was kind of you
• 34:53
  know it was that area when era when people just did a lot of new things
• 34:56
  radio was new at some point butchering prostitutes yeah no no no I'm talking
• 35:01
  about Sydney Sydney hum bean I think is the name of the guy um he he was a
• 35:07
  doctor at one point and then he he did some other stuff and uh and then he when
• 35:11
  radio became a thing he wrote this radio show and it just became huge and then he
• 35:16
  became famous so before that he was he did other things
• 35:22
  so yeah so anyway it's uh it's really interesting if you're into that kind of
• 35:26
  stuff yeah I mean whether it's whether it's legitimate or not it's it's very
• 35:31
  interesting I haven't heard about it yeah I I was too actually I so and I
• 35:36
  actually I Googled it and I saw some stuff about it people saying oh you know
• 35:40
  oh yeah well we don't really know was was what I got out of it they they think
• 35:46
  um probably he wasn't really Jack the Ripper just because you know they can't
• 35:52
  really I guess we'll never we'll never know we'll never know innocent until
• 35:55
  proven guilty Matt unless he's confessing which he is but um yeah but
• 36:02
  he he is um it's definitely written by somebody back then who knew the area who
• 36:07
  who was probably around for the murders uh and it's one of the very earliest
• 36:10
  examples of that kind of fiction if it is fiction and um also he he is listed
• 36:17
  as the author because as far as anyone knows he really did write this so so you
• 36:23
  know it's James carck is the author and as you know as
• 36:28
  it's all legit from from that point of view so it's very interesting
• 36:32
  okay yeah and he does explain why he stopped murdering he wouldn't have
• 36:36
  stopped was it not for something that happen oh tell tell us tell us you know
• 36:41
  you want spoilers yeah spoil away yeah
• 36:43
  go on all right he he uh a a carriage um he was crushed by a carriage and lost
• 36:50
  his leg oh okay okay and uh and then yeah he was forced
• 36:57
  to retire and he he wasn't he didn't
• 37:02
  hate women he didn't none of that stuff um he claims that he just wanted to kill
• 37:07
  people and so he went for the low hanging fruit and he figured no one
• 37:11
  would miss them and that's one of the other things that this because the last
• 37:15
  chapter in the in the whole book is this kind of expert kind of going over it all
• 37:19
  and he says well look I mean with everything that we know these days
• 37:22
  that's more likely to be who the kind of person that it was it's just somebody
• 37:26
  who felt like doing it and
• 37:28
  then yeah yeah random psycho yep look I
• 37:34
  feel this has gotten a little bit heavy so sorry about that let's uh should we
• 37:38
  lighten it up with some sex toy news absolutely there's more sex toys of
• 37:42
  course well there's more sex toy news um this doesn't feature a new sex toy it
• 37:48
  features a classic sex toy being used in a new way we've got review models have
• 37:53
  we uh no not quite um but we do have this headl grieving family at grave site
• 37:59
  confronted by man pleasuring himself with a sex
• 38:04
  toy right yeah yeah so um a family had
• 38:09
  gone uh to the grave of their here dead mother I think uh and we
• 38:16
  shocked to see 45-year-old Philip banam performing the ACT he was lying on his
• 38:22
  side with his trousers down his buttocks exposed and a vibrator and petroleum
• 38:28
  jelly were recovered by police from the
• 38:32
  scene interesting oh interesting
• 38:39
  now see that's the type of thing that you sort of maybe just want to do at
• 38:42
  home when you or maybe just you asking me or a door yeah I'm asking you yeah
• 38:48
  yeah I prefer to do that at home yeah for sure yeah or just something with a
• 38:52
  door yeah or a window that I could do it in front of but you know not outside in
• 38:56
  the cold because of the cold
• 39:00
  yes that would be a bit of a shock the um the gentleman in question says that
• 39:06
  he has no recollection of the offense and he's very remorseful he said the
• 39:09
  family must have been horrified and he wants to apologize he's devastated
• 39:12
  ashamed and extremely embarrassed and apparently he suffers from depression
• 39:15
  anxiety and PTSD after having watched someone been killed when he was a child
• 39:21
  and he suffers from alcohol issues okay because of that so he was drunk
• 39:27
  necessarily explain it no I mean you
• 39:32
  know I mean well I mean I say I I can't
• 39:37
  relate 100% well let's get both sides of the story here here's here's what the
• 39:41
  prosecutor said one of the victims had gone to gilrose that's the cemetery to
• 39:45
  visit her father's grave she noticed a tent to the side and saw the defendant
• 39:50
  lying on his side with his butt exposed she was shocked and looked away then she
• 39:55
  says quote it's all always difficult emotionally when I attend the cemetery I
• 40:00
  was very upset and disgusted by what I'd seen I normally attend with my
• 40:06
  grandchildren but thankfully they weren't there that night okay so it's at
• 40:11
  night night and he's in a tent which
• 40:14
  changes it a little bit I I dare say he
• 40:18
  probably isn't able to explain any of
• 40:22
  that okay but he was able to set up a tent right I see what you're getting at
• 40:29
  yeah he at least knew I should probably do this inside a tent yep yeah but he
• 40:35
  just he didn't figure out that he should have zipped the tent
• 40:39
  closed no well classic rookie mistake now in order to help our listeners avoid
• 40:46
  such rookie mistakes Luke yeah we uh we need your expertise I'm going to play
• 40:51
  the jingle while the other brothers are doing time listen up it's [ __ ] crimes
• 40:58
  if you going to pleasure yourself with a sex toy in a cemetery how would you go about it
• 41:03
  covertly oh that's easy you're uh what are they called the ones where you're
• 41:07
  inside um yeah
• 41:12
  dildo no they bury yes go inside right
• 41:17
  you're still in the grave the cemetery but you still got that bit of privacy
• 41:21
  mhm right okay you so hear someone open the door and you got time to sort of fix
• 41:26
  yourself up and go hi I'm just here mourning this dead guy over here
• 41:31
  yeah never mind the lube no that that's unrelated that's for later I love it too
• 41:36
  it's like he is claiming you know insanity and I didn't know what I was
• 41:41
  doing and all this stuff he had the forth thought to bring Lube yeah I
• 41:46
  know I'm still he set up a tent I have a hard enough time setting up tent when
• 41:52
  I'm sober yeah but when you really want to get dildo in the ass you can do just
• 41:56
  about then it's like it gives you superhuman strength yeah yeah it's like
• 42:00
  when you know when people pull you know like uh logs off people yeah when you
• 42:05
  know like like a log Falls or something you get feets of superum strength when
• 42:08
  you're drunk and you need to put a dildo in your anus yeah it's just you can you
• 42:12
  can just nothing will stop you nothing like went through all that trouble to
• 42:16
  set the temp up but just couldn't wait that five extra seconds to sh T up man
• 42:21
  you're like [ __ ] it the tent up I mean I've lubed the dildo I done
• 42:26
  enough what do you people want from
• 42:30
  me yeah so just go in the mum dude just
• 42:35
  just go in there
• 42:38
  yeah oh dear no many people go into them anymore well I've never been in one I
• 42:44
  don't think you can get into them I think I think they're meant to be sealed
• 42:48
  right I mean they I know in I know in Buffy they just walk in and out of them
• 42:52
  all the time put it this way luk I certainly don't think they lock and
• 42:56
  unlock from the inside sight well all I'm saying is you'll hear
• 43:02
  you'll hear someone opening it which should be just make sure you're paying
• 43:07
  attention and just be prepared to adjust yourself so it looks like you're not
• 43:13
  doing anything just keep an ear open how do you adjust yourself to make it look
• 43:17
  like you're not [ __ ] yourself in the ass with a buildo in a
• 43:21
  cemetery yeah Luke oh it's not what it looks like okay this is actually quite
• 43:26
  easy all you got to do is you got to wear a long coat which you
• 43:31
  do yes so you wear the long coat so you could be have your hands under the coat
• 43:37
  oh no better yet cape cape better yet Cape that's very inconspicuous what about a
• 43:43
  kilt no no no you need the cap okay cuz that way you can explain why your arms
• 43:49
  can't be seen because they're not in the sleeves it's can you explain why you're on all
• 43:54
  fours moaning like a dog a dog that's being dild out in the ass
• 44:01
  you you put your keys on the ground so you say sorry I'm just picking
• 44:07
  up my keys and I was so happy that I found them
• 44:15
  yes problem solved solved you're very good at this wow what do we want to do
• 44:20
  next I mean where where do you go from there well I went to Singapore ComicCon
• 44:24
  this weekend yeah but about that want to peek too early cuz I'm going to I'm
• 44:29
  going to the Philippines Comic Con next weekend are you yeah yeah going for the
• 44:33
  double whammy spoiled yeah yeah what's the difference between the Singapore
• 44:39
  ComicCon and the Oz Comic-Con um quite a lot actually so the Singapore ComicCon
• 44:45
  and as far as I know the Philippines Comic Con as well are in no way
• 44:50
  affiliated with the actual ComiCon oh
• 44:54
  the o one isn't either yeah uh right
• 44:58
  okay but I think the o one emulates it slightly closer let's yeah they attempt
• 45:04
  to play up that non link that's not there um so Singapore common is actually called um
• 45:11
  stgcc I think Singapore toy game and
• 45:14
  comic convention ah uh but it was pretty cool there's lots of cool stuff there
• 45:20
  lots of toys um the 50 First Legion was there
• 45:26
  raising money for charity so I gave him 10 bucks to shoot Nerf darts at
• 45:30
  Stormtroopers which was fun and uh in
• 45:34
  what may have been complete skill on my
• 45:38
  part or utter luck I accidentally shot
• 45:41
  two darts at once which hit the
• 45:45
  Stormtrooper in each
• 45:48
  eye and stuck on and I felt like a hero and everyone worshiped me as a as a
• 45:55
  local deity you know as God for doing that so yeah it was a fun
• 46:00
  day didn't see any panels it was big it was packed out um the guests weren't
• 46:07
  really anyone I had even heard of so I didn't really go to any panels so yeah
• 46:13
  I'm just having a look now and yeah I don't know any of these people no lots
• 46:18
  of comic book artists uh there was no one of the say William Shatner
• 46:25
  variety as we have seen in OS I know this guy anim mens I love that
• 46:30
  Eight Mile movie that was
• 46:34
  good yep yep yeah uh Philippines Comic Con may have
• 46:40
  more guests I haven't looked because I decided to go even if no one I liked was
• 46:45
  there because I just enjoy going these things anyway so yeah I'll report back
• 46:50
  on that next week all right cool yeah well we've got packs coming up I was
• 46:54
  going to wear in fact put it on in the
• 46:57
  morning before uh my ey summon t-shirt right oh yeah
• 47:04
  but my ey summon shirt is comically small and and while while it looked kind
• 47:11
  of like hilarious and acceptable in the video that we did yeah uh I I really
• 47:18
  didn't feel like could leave the house wearing what was essentially a tank
• 47:23
  top uh and a muscle shirt even though it was meant to be neither well fair enough
• 47:30
  yeah yeah I don't really have the ABS or the biceps to really pull it
• 47:36
  off well speaking of pulling it off um we've had the sexto news we've had it no
• 47:41
  there there's a new uh there's a new Android app out there I hear oh yeah
• 47:46
  yeah um it's an app that uh presents
• 47:50
  itself like a uh a video player for the
• 47:56
  specific time task of viewing adult content in fact the app is called adult
• 48:03
  player uh but what it does is uh when you launch the app it uh accesses your
• 48:08
  camera's phone uh sorry your phone's camera which takes a picture of you and
• 48:15
  then you get a little alert saying that you are to um transfer the makers of this app
• 48:21
  $500 via PayPal or um they're going to
• 48:25
  leak your picture and they lock your phone I understand as
• 48:30
  well yeah they do now when are they taking the picture is it just a random
• 48:35
  picture of you or is it when you're it's as you're accessing the app so I guess
• 48:40
  as you're sitting down to uh enjoy a bit
• 48:43
  of masturbatory time yeah M and it's on
• 48:48
  the phone too so I assume you're mobile you know so you're also you know
• 48:54
  probably in a cemetery or somewhere guy have a cheeky peek at uh adult
• 49:00
  player then Snapp aoo on the old the old
• 49:05
  camera goodbye phone goodbye phone unless you pay 500 bucks and it's
• 49:10
  probably like those others that even if you pay they actually
• 49:14
  aren't really able to unlock your phone cuz they they don't actually care yeah
• 49:19
  yeah like that uh was that that malware that encrypted all your files and it
• 49:23
  said payers or we won't give you the encryption key and then there was like a
• 49:28
  40% chance that it wouldn't work again anyway yeah it's not like they're the
• 49:32
  most trustworthy people and yeah you can't really complain to anyone if they
• 49:37
  don't I think they didn't do a whole lot of bug testing on it so be careful out
• 49:41
  there speaking of being careful out there um yeah I haven't read this
• 49:46
  article but I just did notice on the sidebar this headline would you have sex
• 49:50
  with a robot scientists really don't want you
• 49:54
  to what uh and then there's a
• 50:00
  quote these kind of robots are harmful and contribute to inequalities in
• 50:04
  society thanks robots so um maybe I need to uh read this and report back uh next
• 50:11
  week on this one because I think this one really deserves a bit of research
• 50:15
  going into it CU that's uh that's the best headline I've read all
• 50:19
  week I think I would have sex with a robot I'm sure I probably have at one
• 50:24
  stage or another yeah how would you know yeah I mean if it was a good enough
• 50:29
  robot you wouldn't know you know that's right yeah did it look like Philip K
• 50:33
  dick it looked like a dick [Laughter]
• 50:38
  yeah oh de speaking of dicks any dick news I watched I watched the Poltergeist
• 50:44
  remake oh and yeah that's uh I forgot they remade that man that's a that's a
• 50:51
  pile of [ __ ] that is a that is that is possibly the worst
• 50:57
  like of all the bad remakes wow I've ever seen see I only know uh a couple of
• 51:03
  other people that have seen it other than you and it was a couple of guys
• 51:06
  from work who got free tickets and went and they walked out halfway oh it's
• 51:11
  really bad I know I love the original I have fond memories of the original but I
• 51:16
  must say I watched it a couple of years ago and it doesn't really hold up right
• 51:23
  well imagine the same film Lally the
• 51:27
  same filmm M um starring Sam Rockwell for some reason why is he in this wow
• 51:33
  why is he in this baffles me uh but with it's it's literally the same movie but
• 51:39
  just with some less stuff happens like take out all you know the
• 51:44
  interesting scenes at the start where they're sliding the chair the chair
• 51:47
  moves and stuff like that yeah yeah yeah that's all gone of course um and and
• 51:52
  then just random it's basically other than that it's literally the same film
• 51:56
  just with less and how does it work with the flat screen
• 52:00
  TVs and like no static and oh they're still static it's it works the same way
• 52:06
  except the problem with it is everything is just really obvious like they say
• 52:10
  straight away oh she's in the TV like okay oh like you know the the
• 52:16
  the kind of Secret of the film sorry spoilers for a film that's about 20
• 52:19
  years old 30 years old um at the end he discovers that uh it was built on an old
• 52:25
  graveyard and instead of digging up moving the bodies they just move the the
• 52:28
  the Tombstones the the headstones they didn't move the bodies yeah exactly
• 52:33
  right well you find that out immediately in this what they go for a meeting for
• 52:39
  like with they meet the neighbors or some kind of you know local council
• 52:43
  meeting or whatever oh you moved into the old Indian burial groundhouse yeah
• 52:47
  we just moved the just moved the headstones so uh yep anyway moving on
• 52:53
  yeah it's just ah it's just [ __ ] it's just really bad I'm like baffled by bad
• 52:56
  it is wow and instead of um what's her name Zelda the little you know who I
• 53:02
  mean the little lady yeah Sam Rockwell instead no no it's not he's it's Chloe
• 53:08
  morrettes isn't it no no it's the guy who played Mariotti in the second
• 53:14
  Sherlock Holmes film it's a it's like a it's a Scottish
• 53:19
  guy yeah it's just oh man it just really confuses me why how how did this movie
• 53:24
  get made this so just [ __ ] wow utter
• 53:31
  [ __ ] nothing good about
• 53:34
  it yeah anyway wow thumbs down I don't recommend it unless you really unless
• 53:41
  you're curious about whether it really is that bad and I assure you it is just
• 53:45
  don't just avoid it at all no I probably won't I probably
• 53:48
  won't won't watch it w watch it yeah don't to be honest it wasn't on my list
• 53:53
  anyway did you see in 3d no no it wasn't on my list either um we were just
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  looking for something to watch and and there it was yeah and I and I said oh
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  you know we like poge actually because Poltergeist uh Jenner and I went and saw
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  it uh at the orium years ago oh nice the original that and wasn't the girl in the
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  original one murdered no no no no no no I I meant in
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  real life oh I believe she was murdered by her father or something are you
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  thinking of Ducky from the land before time no I'm thinking of the girl from P
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  you thinking of Terry Small's ex-wife
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  yes girl from Poltergeist died I don't remember the the line in Poltergeist
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  where Terry smallo says Poltergeist have raped and murdered this girl yeah if
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  they weren't raping and murdering my daughter what were they doing there's
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  your evidence I mean what's he doing here maybe you wake up in the middle of
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  the night with a little polter guys penis inside of you
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  she became ill and was misdiagnosed as having Crohn's disease and
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  then died yeah she died young well that's a that's a happy tale yeah we're
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  having a bit of a downer podcast yeah well I I still recommend you watch the
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  one that she's in rather than this new one it's garbage um I can talk about
• 55:17
  something good you want okay um I played I haven't finished it yet I've gotten
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  quite far into it though but I've been playing Tomb Raider finally man yeah ah
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  finally man what a great game and it's as good as we all told you it was right
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  yeah it is yeah I got to say I mean there were time there were times in
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  it where I'm like oh come on but but I've embraced that now like yeah at
• 55:42
  first I think the the line between is this realistic or not was a bit I'm like
• 55:47
  wait is it supposed to be realistic it's not no it isn't the the upper body
• 55:51
  strength she would need to scale those Cliffs yeah and then just she gets you
• 55:57
  know the one of the first things that happens is she gets impaled and yeah
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  yeah and then and then I don't know hours later after doing all this other
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  crazy [ __ ] she has to cauter eyes a wound so but yeah no it's it's really
• 56:10
  good it's really fun man if if you let her die it's brutal oh yeah I know every
• 56:16
  time she dies it's very very intense [ __ ] hell now we could actually say
• 56:20
  this now if people want to go out and play this game if Xbox one you can get
• 56:24
  it for free yeah on Xbox Live yeah I was a bit annoyed about that only because I
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  bought it in a sale a little while ago
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  on the Xbox one because I owned it on PC and never got around to playing it and
• 56:38
  then my PC died and I was like it was on sale on the Xbox one I was like oh I'll
• 56:43
  get it I'll finally be able to play it and then now it's free well hold on hold
• 56:46
  on cuz I have an Xbox One and my copy of this game is in another country so this
• 56:51
  interests me yeah if you get Xbox Live
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  Gold yep you get it for free yeah you download it now every month you get a
• 57:00
  new game for free interesting two games actually two games two games so it's
• 57:04
  worth the subscription then all right even if you're not going to play with
• 57:07
  people you get the two three games a month yeah I agree it's worth it all
• 57:11
  right did not all great games this month
• 57:14
  was the de God as well and that game is terrible I haven't played it yet but S I
• 57:20
  played it for 5 minutes and I went no you play the god of deers yes also if
• 57:25
  you're only buy buying Xbox Live Gold for free games they're not free games I
• 57:29
  don't know man I just looked this up and the dear God looks
• 57:34
  amazing it did look interesting from what I saw but I I mean I trust Luke
• 57:38
  he's an expert he is that's true he needs to buy more physical games rather
• 57:43
  than digital ones though so I can just steal them off him afterwards yeah
• 57:46
  that's fair no so Microsoft need to go back to their original idea of being
• 57:51
  able to share digital games yeah this game does not have good reviews the Dear God
• 57:57
  so right they can't all be winners no
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  all games you mean no they can't no they cannot but Tomb Raider is definitely a
• 58:07
  winner I really enjoy it I can't wait the sequel comes out soon yeah well
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  that's that's one of the reasons I wanted to get through it because um the
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  sequel I just I like we talked about the other week I saw a trailer for the
• 58:17
  sequel and I was just like [ __ ] it looks really good November well speaking of
• 58:21
  games I uh I went out to try to pick up uh Witcher three Mt
• 58:26
  uh I I got the impression that maybe Matt thought it was um not too bad just
• 58:31
  worth a look yeah worth a look um but I can't find it and I have a sneaking
• 58:37
  suspicion it's possibly banned here really cuz they do have a fair bit of
• 58:41
  sensorship going on here and Witcher just sounds like something that they
• 58:47
  would probably have a problem with interesting have you tried looking
• 58:53
  to see if it's online no I haven't like I'll be honest looking for it means
• 58:59
  just popping into my local uh game stores and noticing they don't
• 59:05
  have it so yeah that's the extent of it well it is very good so I recommend you
• 59:10
  put in a little bit of effort and if you can't find it then so be it but it is
• 59:16
  the best game so no no it is out over there you just have to find it okay all
• 59:21
  right well that's good to know all right well everything I said was totally redundant
• 59:27
  sorry about that no no no good news
• 59:30
  before we go can we discuss this William Shatner television show that I'm seeing
• 59:37
  in the spreadsheet yeah because yeah we can if this is what I think it is I want
• 59:42
  to watch it yeah if what you think this is is William Shatner decided to
• 59:46
  renovate his house and so HGTV decided to produce a reality TV show around it
• 59:51
  just showing him doing up his house yeah it's exactly that that's what I okay
• 59:57
  that's what I thought yeah all right so um now yeah okay mhm I I really like
• 1:00:04
  this shot yeah man he's just yeah
• 1:00:08
  there's one thing I enjoy it's just Bill Shatner talking about stuff anything
• 1:00:13
  yeah well imagine will Shatner at home with his wife with contractors in the
• 1:00:19
  house and him trying to be helpful and just making quips is it that or is it
• 1:00:24
  him doing it himself it looks like it's doing it well look it's been ProMed all
• 1:00:28
  over TV here and it starts this week so I'll be able to watch it and Report
• 1:00:33
  backs really interesting and I got to say just looking at these if these
• 1:00:38
  pictures here are his um his house like especially in the looking at
• 1:00:43
  the before picture that's quite a modest house for that's not the house I would
• 1:00:47
  have expected William Shatner to live in it's not a palace is it but I mean it's
• 1:00:51
  it's a nice house you don't need a palace oh it's nice but it's just it's
• 1:00:55
  way more modest than I expected of William Shatner just because only
• 1:00:59
  because he's he's very famous you know what I mean yeah that's true but he's
• 1:01:04
  also Down to Earth but he also has a couple of Ex-Wives he has to pay alimony
• 1:01:09
  to yeah okay Fair Point yeah yeah but yeah know I like sh though he he's happy
• 1:01:14
  about stuff he's very happy yeah yeah that's true more people should be like
• 1:01:20
  him he's very very interesting and so I'm sure I mean like this type of show
• 1:01:26
  wouldn't normally appeal to me but Bill Shatner yeah I'll watch him I'll watch
• 1:01:30
  him do stuff yeah yeah exactly right he's very entertaining well it's funny
• 1:01:35
  because uh in the same ad break as this
• 1:01:38
  I saw a promo for a show where Jenny
• 1:01:43
  GTH G from 90210 uh is doing up a house and I was
• 1:01:49
  like it's [ __ ] [ __ ] Anything Goes On TV lowest common denominator [ __ ]
• 1:01:56
  and then she do now she just takes money to do up her house that's that's how
• 1:02:01
  desperate she is for cash and then I saw the ad for Shatner
• 1:02:05
  thing and I was like well that's the exact same thing and I will watch the [ __ ] out of
• 1:02:10
  this me go let me look what she do now gosh she doesn't even look like the
• 1:02:15
  person that I remember well I mean she's like 25 years older than she used to be
• 1:02:20
  when we used to watch her she's done not a lot okay married divorced
• 1:02:26
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