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The Innocence of Youth & A Fine Wine · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: The innocence of youth, A fine wine, love, the good
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  Speaker 1: things in life.
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  Speaker 2: One more thing on?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, orchanic clean enough sound fridge, The innocence of youth, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a fine wine.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and love and love.
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  Speaker 3: Those are your three.
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  Speaker 2: I love love. I'm a lover of love. Yes, it
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  Speaker 2: is oddly uplifting. Yeah, we'll see how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: We're cleaning it out, sound fridge. It's like, what was that?
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  Speaker 1: I was about a half step off there. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have perfect pitch. I'm freaked out by people who have
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  Speaker 1: perfect pitch. You know what perfect pitch is.
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  Speaker 2: Katie, No, I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you would say to somebody singing a flat
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  Speaker 1: and they would go, oh, and they would that would
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  Speaker 1: be an a flat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just a different kind of crazy, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it has to be a Jack.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, your brain works differently than most people.
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  Speaker 3: I saw the other day. Jack Black has perfect pitch.
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  Speaker 2: I got the opposite of that. Whatever it is.
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  Speaker 1: I can hear like a guitar lick and go to
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  Speaker 1: the fretboard and like did that note go up or down?
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  Speaker 2: And I have to try. I'm bad at it, terrible anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so clean out the sound fridge.
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  Speaker 2: Michael, would you like to introduce clip number ten. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: This guy takes his son and his young son to
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  Speaker 4: a trampoline park and he posts his video to thank
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  Speaker 4: teenagers that played with his son. This is just a
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  Speaker 4: nice feel good clip for once.
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  Speaker 5: So here we go.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be the judge of that.
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  Speaker 5: If you live in Billings, Montana and your teenage sons
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  Speaker 5: were at get Air yesterday, you should be really proud
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  Speaker 5: of them. They're awesome. I don't even know how it happened.
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  Speaker 5: They started jumping with my kids and he just went
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  Speaker 5: with it, and every time they made sure to catch
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  Speaker 5: him if he was going to fall. They had the
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  Speaker 5: best time. They were cracking up the whole time, helping
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  Speaker 5: him bounce higher. It was amazing. Those boys did not
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  Speaker 5: have to entertain my kid. This is the kind of
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  Speaker 5: people that we need to be raising more of. So
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  Speaker 5: if the two boys that were jumping with my kids
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  Speaker 5: see this.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Two points Number one, that's sweet. Number two.
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  Speaker 2: Why does everything have to have music in the background.
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  Speaker 6: It is a producer's worst nightmare, I will tell you that, Michael.
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  Speaker 6: Can you sympathize with that?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I like that story, and I've had that experience, and
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  Speaker 3: it's nice. I've also had the opposite experience at one
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  Speaker 3: of those places. I remember when Sam was probably four
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  Speaker 3: and is that one of those jumpatoriums, and he wanted
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  Speaker 3: to play dodgeball and these kids that were like fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: He would go out through play dodgeball and they'd just
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  Speaker 3: blast him with the ball and he'd be out wow.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, dude, do you get any enjoyment
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  Speaker 3: out of that?
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  Speaker 2: That's so weak?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it is freaking week to go out there
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  Speaker 1: with a baseball play a little dodge this. Huh now
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  Speaker 1: you got a concussion?
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  Speaker 2: Who's laughing?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? Why are you tough?
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  Speaker 3: This is a podcast we can call Joe beating down children. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: that deserves justin just in my imagination. So mad, I understandably.
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  Speaker 3: So I said to something to one of the kids.
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  Speaker 3: I said that, I said, you can lot of enjoyment
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  Speaker 3: out of that taking out a four year old?
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  Speaker 2: What the hell is that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Real tough guy.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's so weak. Better move on.
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  Speaker 1: See I told you didn't I you said, oh, this
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  Speaker 1: is sweet and this is yeah. We'll see, let's see
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  Speaker 1: how Jack can bring anger to this one. I said, no,
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  Speaker 1: I kid, I'm half surprised you restrained yourself as much
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  Speaker 1: as you did.
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  Speaker 2: I was so mad.
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  Speaker 3: It was one of those deals where Sam was so
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  Speaker 3: upset because he really wanted to play dodgeball and he
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  Speaker 3: was like half crying, and I just I need to
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  Speaker 3: attend to his feelings, not take you know, not because
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  Speaker 3: I did this. It's funny earlier in my uh career
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  Speaker 3: of being a parent, I ended up making it about
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  Speaker 3: the person, and the kid was all upset and they
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  Speaker 3: didn't get the attention they needed. I learned that lesson once.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna win the battle against dickheads in the world,
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  Speaker 3: not all of them.
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  Speaker 2: There are too many.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Michael, does twelve need any introduction?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. In England, they have a marathon that is a
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  Speaker 4: wine tasting marathon, and so you run a mile and
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  Speaker 4: then you taste the wine and then you have to
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  Speaker 4: identify it, and then you go another mile, another wine,
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  Speaker 4: and it just goes on and on, and so every
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  Speaker 4: mile you're tasting wine.
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  Speaker 3: I ran back when I used to run regularly a
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  Speaker 3: lot of like half marathons and marathons, they have beer stops,
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  Speaker 3: and man, even as a guy who drank a lot
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  Speaker 3: of beer, I never could understand how you do that.
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  Speaker 2: That's not the worst idea.
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  Speaker 6: Of drinking and running.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, thanks?
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  Speaker 1: Well, and okay, so I'm getting a wine buzz then
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  Speaker 1: running it off immediately, I'm here for the buzz man.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I just physically could not do it. I don't
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  Speaker 3: see how I could stop and drink a beer and
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  Speaker 3: then start running again.
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  Speaker 2: Listen here and Michael, it's London Marathon. They we're starting
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  Speaker 2: with a red We're doing twenty six.
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  Speaker 3: Wines one per mile from.
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  Speaker 6: Burgundy two eighty.
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  Speaker 5: If that's not a barodo fine me owns a new old,
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  Speaker 5: quite frusy little better sugar jam sheets.
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  Speaker 6: Sure.
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  Speaker 7: As Australia, how about rush dead on my.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty three?
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  Speaker 2: I think I think it could not a forg.
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  Speaker 1: I get doing the one thing and I get doing
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  Speaker 1: the other thing.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't get doing them together.
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  Speaker 3: Did he call one of those wines jam shit?
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  Speaker 1: I think he may, and then said, as from Australia.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, and I could understand like maybe a five k,
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  Speaker 6: but twenty six miles of this no.
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  Speaker 3: Just it's I.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody who could complete it has my eternal admiration or
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  Speaker 1: curiosity or something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't wouldn't be me. And again, why.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I have a contest where you wash cars. In
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  Speaker 3: every third car you play a piano concerto.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, sounds great.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it all right now, this is a
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  Speaker 1: story of a woman telling the story of how she
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  Speaker 1: met her fiance.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't eating anything more than that, Michael.
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  Speaker 4: No, just know that they are now getting married next year.
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  Speaker 2: So we go.
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  Speaker 7: I happened to have like a ping on my phone
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  Speaker 7: from Grubhub that I had a coupon. I was like,
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  Speaker 7: I love good coupon.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I saw that.
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  Speaker 7: It was like fast approaching. I was like, perfect, they're
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  Speaker 7: going to drop it off in the lobby. I look grubby,
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  Speaker 7: and then this number calls me. I was like, oh no,
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  Speaker 7: it's the Grubhub guy. He wants me to go down
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  Speaker 7: there and get my food. So I went down. I'm
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  Speaker 7: walking down the stairs and I see him. I was like,
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  Speaker 7: oh no, he's cute. He's so cute, and I was
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  Speaker 7: not cute. And I had this number on me, so
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  Speaker 7: I was like, maybe I should text this number, Like
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  Speaker 7: what's the worst thing that can happen if if he
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  Speaker 7: already has a girlfriend or he's like non interested. I'm
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  Speaker 7: never gonna see him.
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  Speaker 2: So what happened?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't completely So the grub hub dude was cute,
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  Speaker 1: and she texted him and said, you want to go
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  Speaker 1: out sometime.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, And now they're getting married all because he's getting
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  Speaker 4: food delivery.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, okay, so they're getting married. That's very nice.
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  Speaker 3: I do relate to the when you're single. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if you ever had this, Katie, but if you're single,
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  Speaker 3: you really shouldn't ever leave your house unpresentable. It's just
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  Speaker 3: because you never know what's going to happen, the grocery store,
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  Speaker 3: the whatever. Just yeah, I don't live that life.
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  Speaker 2: I don't live that life at well, you're married that though.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not putting makeup on to go to Safeway, uh
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  Speaker 6: huh no, especially if it's a quick trip. But this,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if I buy this story because the
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  Speaker 6: number provided to you through delivery services is a mock
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  Speaker 6: number through the app. So how did she get a
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  Speaker 6: hold of him? I'm getting conspiracy.
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  Speaker 3: You can contact him. I contact a door dash guy sometimes,
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  Speaker 3: like after an order something happened, like if I wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: do this, but if it was a female I wanted
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  Speaker 3: to hit on, that would be weird, but I could
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  Speaker 3: text them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but when I think she said that that he
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  Speaker 1: needed her to come downstairs to pick it up, so
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  Speaker 1: he reached out to her, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: However, it still could be phony. Ninety percent of these
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  Speaker 3: things are phony. They're just ways to go viral. I
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  Speaker 3: think I would agree.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure this one is because she was so like,
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  Speaker 1: not good at it. It seems sincere to me. Katie's
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  Speaker 1: still making a conspiracy face. But I will tell you this, women,
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  Speaker 1: because of the patriarchy or something.
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  Speaker 2: With gals, there's a greater range.
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  Speaker 1: Between I'm all dolled up and I just woke up
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  Speaker 1: from a nap, and you know, with dudes, I mean
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  Speaker 1: there's the difference, but it's a fairly narrow band, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I look like me just a little tussled, whereas gals. Again,
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  Speaker 1: because of the patriarchy, I can see that being more
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  Speaker 1: important for women.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: You're no, You're right though, because there are like four
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  Speaker 6: or five different stages of being quote unquote dulled up.
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  Speaker 6: I mean there's like, you know, you put on just
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  Speaker 6: a little tiny bit of makeup to your hair's curled
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  Speaker 6: and fake lashes, So, yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: On the other hand, women have the advantage of as
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  Speaker 1: a guy, you gotta be reasonably good looking, make a
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  Speaker 1: good impression, maybe since you humor blah blah blah. Whereas
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  Speaker 1: a woman, maybe she looks like hell, she's been sick
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  Speaker 1: in bed with a flu for three days, hasn't even
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  Speaker 1: taken a shower, much less of makeup. She comes out
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  Speaker 1: and says to the guy, it's conceivable at some point
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  Speaker 1: in the future I would have sex with you.
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  Speaker 2: He'd think that's worth going out once.
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  Speaker 3: Well, there's also the you know, uh on a phrase
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  Speaker 3: this in a way that is not doesn't sound mean,
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  Speaker 3: because I'm not trying to be at all, but like,
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  Speaker 3: because you do have the whole hair, make up, all
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  Speaker 3: that different sort of stuff. You can go from six
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  Speaker 3: to eight or seven to nine or four to whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And guys are kind of stuck where they are. You
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  Speaker 2: can't move much.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, there are whole social media networks out there
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  Speaker 6: of women that have made a living off of transforming
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  Speaker 6: themselves from like a four to a nine.
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  Speaker 2: I have seen those.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen those with the sped up thing. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's weird, amazing and a little frightening.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine with dudes.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah right, Well, imagine waking up the next day, you
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  Speaker 6: pick up one thing at the club the night before,
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  Speaker 6: and then you know, next morning, skeletors laying there.
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  Speaker 3: Would have to imagine it, Katie. It has never happened
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  Speaker 3: to me, so I would only have to picture what
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  Speaker 3: it must be like.
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  Speaker 2: Fictional one to be in that situation, thoughts and prayers.
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  Speaker 1: One of my favorite features from Stupid used to be
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  Speaker 1: magazines now stupid websites is a celebrity women in the
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  Speaker 1: grocery store without their makeup or whatever. These some sexpots,
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  Speaker 1: famous movie stars who just look like a plane Jane.
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  Speaker 2: Which is fine.
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  Speaker 3: If I could move myself from a four to an
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  Speaker 3: eight by applying a whole bunch of different things, that'd
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  Speaker 3: be awesome. But then there's this flip side of it.
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  Speaker 3: I realize where you gotta am I gonna maintain? How
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  Speaker 3: often am I going to maintain that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What was what was the Seinfeld thing? When do
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  Speaker 2: I let him? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: That was see my side, Yeah, see my other side personally,
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  Speaker 1: But that was personality wise, right, That.
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  Speaker 2: Looks that's a whole other that's the whole other department.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well that grub hub driver may be cute, but
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  Speaker 4: he still stole a couple of your fries, well guaranteed.
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  Speaker 2: I guess that's it.