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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things
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nerdy I could see smoke in my house damn
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like there is a haze in this room right now it is that bad snap your snap was
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pretty bad yeah and we're not really close to F
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Well I read online that cra cra is now the most populated city on earth right
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now populated oh [ __ ] did I do it again polluted polluted polluted Christ [ __ ]
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all people polled with humans that that does sort of that I find a bit crazy
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like cuz it's really bad here so but we've had to overtake someone that means
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that this is someone's normal yeah Bangladesh like [ __ ] you
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cra speaking of polluted actually though you just reminded me of something this
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is a a website for the pit River Authority right so there's there's a
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river okay in Rhode Island this is this is on their website right I'm just
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reading this is that the fictitious River from Family Guy they do talk about
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Pucket in Family Guy and it's not fictitious it's real it's a place in Ro
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um this is from the uh pit River Authority website right I'm reading this
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for btim the pit river is no longer Rhode Island's dirtiest River or in
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quotes the sewer of the pit Valley oh God why would you put that on the
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[ __ ] website yeah who's calling it that okay but it just me another River
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now the dirtiest one there yeah yeah but also but don't don't say well my house
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is no longer the filthiest house on the street I just don't men it yeah and
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especially quoting what people used to call it like yeah my house is no longer
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the [ __ ] hole of Smith Street like I could understand if they were
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saying it like we've got like ouro the whole state is quite good now but not
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just one part of it also it's not that big a state how many big Rivers how many
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big polluted Rivers do you have I mean more than one yeah
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did used to call your River the sewer of the P Valley leave it off the website
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yeah I would just be let because I mean how many people call it that right how
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many people are going down there like tux it the first part it still
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makes me laugh the pet river is no longer Rhode Island's dirtiest River all
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right fine but don't put the sewer of the pit Valley quote in no no yeah you
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can look with cleaned up or a lot better but you don't have to s apart Matt I
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just want to ask about some Punctuation is the word dirtiest in quotes and is
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there a winky face after it
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no no no so you now your your city is
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the the sewer of Australia is that what you're telling us Luke no no no it's the
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of the world I think it's the ashtray of of the world right now yeah the ashtray
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of the world yeah yeah cuz I looked at a map and or the late 90s goth club of the world
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cuz they used to pretty full of smoke if I do recall Club blink yeah yes I wasn't
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going to name names but sure well I actually remember when you
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used to be able to smoke in there as well plus encouraged yeah man that place
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was filthy and and we loved it winky face yep it was Blade Runner and we were
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very drunk um Blade Runner bit of followup played a little bit more of
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Blade Runner 19 97 Luke you are correct
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I do get for looking at a girl's bum as she Wiggles off oh yeah played a bunch
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of it and you were and you were looking at it it's a [ __ ] great well you have
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to the camera pans
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up um look away from the screen in
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shame yeah flatulating myself yeah oh jeez you know what it reminds me of Matt
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I mean it it's it's the it's the classic adventure game kind of form format but
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it also reminds me of a bit of a Proto LA Noir oh yeah sure just in like
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putting together Clues and and kind of formulating theories [ __ ] it's a [ __ ]
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it's a good game because it doesn't give you it doesn't really do you a lot of
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favors as far as you know go here do this next like I mean your character
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doesn't accidentally just go off the rails and [ __ ] verbally bash people like in LA
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Noir the first time I played it is cuz you can hint the entire game and it
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basically tell you what to do to get like the crappiest ending and I think
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that's how I played it the first time in LA or no no no um Blade Runner you can
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get hints I don't even know how to do that yeah yeah you you're able to get
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hints that it basically I think it flashed up blue on the screen like where
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to click next I once played an entire game of um computer chess by just using
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hints to see if the computer could beat itself and could it still
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lost well did you so you lost so the
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computer was just helping itself win it knew man it
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knew yeah I got to uh I got to look into this cuz I I didn't read any manuals or
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anything I just started playing the game and I am don't look into it just enjoy
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there have been times where I've been like the [ __ ] am I supposed to do and it
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did play through the first king Quest recently and there's [ __ ] in that that is
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illogical illogical yeah I haven't no way any
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human beings like I am progressing it's just that there have been a couple of
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times where I'm like what how was I supposed to know that times where I just
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get like into a never ending Loop in that game where it's just sort of I go
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here and I go I I just couldn't work out and you just hit the hint button and
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then I started to rely on hint far too much hint button there's a hint button I
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swear there is okay all right I'm going to look it up I no because then I'll
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then I'll use it yeah don't I'm just forget it forget it but you know it's
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you know it's there now so yeah it's not been exposed to me as such life has I'll
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expose it to you yes good game very good game I
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should buy it is it still on sale probably I probably missed out I put up
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my wish list worth it I don't buy they could charge mate it's $9.99 get it pick
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it up no it's 15 bucks what wishlist
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that'll teach it yep man the aie dollar sucks right
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now for you wait I think it's the same isn't it let me look how much is it here
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disco elisium game looks good Oh no you're right it's 10 bucks here never
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mind disco El what's $10 and it looks good Elum disco yeah it's like a role
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playing game where you're a detective uh and I think you don't even
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have to fight you can kind of do anything like unprecedented Freedom of
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Choice intimate sweet talk resort to violence write poetry sing karaoke dance
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like a beast or solve the meaning of life mate that's this is literally a
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game about David rule isn't it just go through that list again just
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go through it one more time for me he's getting a lot of mentions on this show
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lately he has you know just saying just just saying to be fair I don't know that
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he's ever done karaoke ah he must have I'm no he's done karaoke he must have
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yeah I'll say this though Mt I'm I'm looking alium disco right now and it
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looks [ __ ] great yeah I I like or is this just it's a new game I think it's
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on uh Xbox I think the the Gog version is Windows only like the PC version is
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Windows only so you might have to get on the Xbox this isn't on Xbox is it yeah
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I'm pretty sure no game doesn't get released on there without me knowing
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they even clear this with me uh 4 Xbox One Microsoft Windows it's
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coming out in 2020 so that's why I didn't know about it yet oh okay there
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you go it is 2020 now though yeah so
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it's out true I guess um I don't want to just jump all over the place but there's
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something that is also coming out in the 2020s according to um
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futurists uh that you know is a little bit of a little bit of followup to you
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know things that we've touched upon in the past uh Matt you could you got the
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sex toy news jingle handy oh let me check uh I I don't have
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handy but it's been played right now
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yeah need new toy to put inside of you
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you listen to sex to news sex to
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news and there it was so technologists uh agree that by 2025 now that's not
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very far away sex robots will be indistinguishable from
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humans [ __ ] and they go as far as saying
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that you'd be able to get partially through a conversation with one uh
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before you even realize that uh that you're talking to a robot and not before
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you get as bored as you normally would what talking to a woman sure
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specific women specific women damn not all women fine no fine
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whatever I like this in the past decade dolls were even based on real people
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including porn stars and comedian Whitney Cummings it's very specific I
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know it is specific but I must admit I looked up that clip because I didn't
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know who Whitney Cummings was I don't think I did no I'm trying to work out
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who that is now she's just just an American standup comedian but she did
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one one particular standup show I think it was on Netflix where she had a sex
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doll made of herself and evidently um tons of people have been riding into sex
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robot [ __ ] websites and being like can you please make me a uh Whitney coming one of
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those well the mold's there so uh yes but they actually they they don't have
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her her likeness rights to just Mass
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manufacture sex robots will have vision and will also be able to recognize you
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in a crowded room that is not what I want from no I wanted to pretend it's
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never met me if I'm buying a dog's it going fuing hide under my bed yeah
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exactly I'm that inanimate object you [ __ ] it KN okay settle down my family
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are here you look at the bar and it walks in Dan Dan Dan Dan it's not it's not mine
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it's not mine Dan yeah it is D Danny
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Danny It's s of defending the point of having the sex toll yeah oh if it talks
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to you yeah if well if it what a talk to me after
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yeah well Matt already says he gets bored even talking to women
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so memorize your personality 202 indistinguishable from
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humans I love this I question that come on AI may approach something in the
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mammal category um with humanlike intelligence well we just date a human
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being then like I mean if you're literally only buying this to [ __ ] it
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why does it need intelligence at all there's not a single photo of a sex
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robot in this article that would indicate to me that I will not be able
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to distinguish this from a human being no I mean I'm also going on the
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talking cuz I I haven't even met a chatbot that I could have a conversation
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with yet that you know of I'm constantly disappointed with chat
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Bots yeah they just me down I always ask for introductions but I'm never happy
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yeah I'm like are you a chatbot you have to tell me if you
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are me a dick Chad BS AR allow to show you their
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dicks well I mean apparently I mean everything I've read on this podcast
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leads me to believe sex robots are the future so maybe we'll just forget what
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humans look like maybe that's how this works that's uh yeah that's great well
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also going the feel like are they going
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to grow human skin and put it over like
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mate I mean we already talked last week about how in the first Terminator the
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[ __ ] human skin started to smell after a couple of days yeah James
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Cameron was almost right but he was just that's not what we're not building
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them to kill John Connor building them to [ __ ] and if John Connor wanted to
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[ __ ] one be my guest the Terminator that'd be a different
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movie sit back time [ __ ] the leader of the resistance I'm pretty sure that movie
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already exists yeah yeah Sky fishnet [Laughter]
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stockings the name of this podcast it might be look um we mentioned futurists
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and um we've got a geek of the week this week unfortunately yeah if luke'll allow
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it well we'll see I mean did he commit suicide no I think he's just an old man
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okay then Luke might let it through old people are allowed to die mhm I'm good
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to hear uh Sid
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me yeah futurist and uh I guess visual
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designer came up with the look of Blade Runner so basically designed what I
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thought the future was going to look like when I was
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a Tron he did do Tron he did basically he was that guy that said the future of
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the80s will just look like a cyber Punk
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80s yeah yeah that was him he died at 86 so I'm just looking at a few more of the
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movies that he's worked on and I will allow it because some
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off um okay so we heard blade rron
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aliens okay short circuit y y I like short circuit back in the day I don't
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know if i' like it now yeah let let's leave the past where it belongs no dis
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2010 oh yeah looking at a naked woman and saying nice
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software and then some other stuff that I don't really care about but start off
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strong go back I want to know Sid me's work that you literally just don't care
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enough to mention it's alysium he skipped time cop Johnny
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neonic chist Johnny demonic would have been a lot more well received if it
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didn't come out just before the Matrix I think it was the year before right yeah
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maybe round it's just too similar in a way and
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look too actually he did that it's on the list there I like it but I don't
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think it's a good movie oh okay I think it's enjoyable but I don't think it's a
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good movie honestly that is the most generic title I can't even remember what
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movie that is is that the one with I did have to Google no I think isn't that the one
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where they've got the bugs no and they
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on Mars The Bugs well no not they were these liing organisms that they blew up
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to escape or something I don't think so you know what I don't they escaped they
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escaped there in a Russian ship thing I might be think
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different movies Gary s and Tim Robbins I love it that there was a [ __ ] a
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bunch of uh Hollywood execs who were high-fiving themselves one afternoon
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about [ __ ] yeah we got Gary sise and Tim Robbins directed by Brian De Palmer okay
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yeah yeah only have vague memories of this he go from to stock standard I
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remember being quite good you know what so I'd watch this I would I think I'm
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going to have to watch it because I'm thinking of a different movie yeah I
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might not have seen this actually there are a lot of movies that are very
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similar in title and poster to this like the poster really doesn't that much no
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it really me guess it's a little bit red yeah and it's got like a sky beam
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and then maybe some big faces of astronauts am I right and I also think
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it has the same font as a lot of other Mars movies as
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well Ghost of Mars Ghost of Mars is the Ghost of Mars is a great movie well
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actually again I'm not sure if it is but I definitely enjoyed it
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it is to you and that's all that matters exactly there are quite a few movies
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that I enjoy that I don't think are good oh me too yeah that I the a little
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guilty pleasure that I I like putting on and watching while I play absolutely and
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speaking of which um you know I've said in the past I'm trying to work my way
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through the back catalog of directors I like um for the films that I've missed
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along the way this week I'm doing Russell Malai the director of Highlander
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so if anyone knows me you'll know that I [ __ ] love Highlanders my favorite 80s
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movie and great movie great soundtrack love it love it um directed by an
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Australian called Russell maai and I couldn't name a single other film that
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he'd made so I've decided to go back so I've downloaded a bunch and uh I'll let
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you know how obtained legally I think you meant to say obtained legally from
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from Italy yes ital yeah um so Luke are
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you going to allow sidm to be uh gig I
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[Music] will I will most recently he worked on
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uh blade run 2049 which I think [ __ ] qualifies him alone cuz that movie was
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beautiful did he actually work on it or was it one of these things that well
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we're get bring in sit him in a corner and say he helped out so fine yeah which
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means we based some of the stuff in this movie off some of the stuff he came up
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with for the last movie all right fine if you don't mind can I nominate another
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geek of the week or maybe if it's not geek of the week because um Sid me is I
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was about to say Sid hike but thankfully he's he's still alive um no he's not I
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think he died [ __ ] as well he was probably he was probably geek of the
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week too right uh he died maybe is anyone else forget who died September
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21st I forget who's alive said he definitely passed away
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this year last year sorry that's true yeah the SIDS um does anyone know who
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Neil inis is
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no no okay so if you're watching any of
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the Monty Python episodes or films and all of the pythons are on screen and
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there's an extra guy in the scene chances are that's Neil
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inis he also was the kind of band leader
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for the Monty Python songs and in
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non-python but related films like the
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rutles you guys seen the rattles no no
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the rattles is a parody of The Beatles it's a mockumentary and it's [ __ ]
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great and uh and he's in that too and he wrote all the songs with Eric Idol and
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he died this week too natural causes at 75 so he didn't
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quite get to um Sid me level but I'd like to I'd like to nominate him as geek
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of the day let's say GE of the day
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all right
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yeah because like Monty Python my God they have done some great stuff but the
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other 90% of the stuff they've done is crap it's so it's so true but there must
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be a name for this phenomenon everyone just forgets about the 90% [ __ ] and
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everyone only remembers the three sketches they really like yeah I hope I
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hope that 30 years from now multiple nerdgasm is Remembered in the same way
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as Monty pie like multiple and [ __ ] everything they did was funny I remember
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these three episodes that were great what about the other hundreds of
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episodes I forgotten because yeah like if you watch especially their television
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show yeah oh my god there was just a lot of stuff on there that's just I don't
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think it was even funny back then yeah I mean they got they were
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sleeping with someone all of them at once yep
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yep that's how you do it that's how you do it is it is that it's how you used to
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do it is that why we're not doing it are we doing that wrong oh man I think we've
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miss too we should have done that while we were all single it's going to be tricky now no
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one's going to be interested us anymore I'll take one for the team
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Jesus hey I'm happy to sell out and if that has to go on the table we'll we'll
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see yeah sure our dicks are no longer
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known as the Seer of the podcast
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world I got no jokes I got no Goofs to follow that up on but I I just I feel
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that there are some there and they're just they're just Out Of Reach or maybe
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they're just too obvious ah so Dan you finally finished
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The Witcher I have I say finally it's been out for like a week yeah yeah yeah
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yeah and I it it only took me two days but just by last episode I'd only binged
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half of it and uh then the day after I binged the rest uh [ __ ] this is great
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yeah I mean Where Do We Begin I will say this it uh it took me a little while to
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realize that there were multiple timelines happening oh sure yeah and I
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got a bit confused with those timelines at some stages as well I did two and
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then I at a certain point I was like look if if they wanted this to make
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total sense to me they would make it make sense so I'll just accept the fact
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that I don't know how these are related and even in the last episode of this
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first series I was even think thinking holy [ __ ] yennifer is old like her stuff must
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happen way before any of this yeah they age slowly all like witches as well
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witches as well yeah but yeah it's just yeah just that that made it a little
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difficult sometimes working out cuz there sometimes I'll be watching and I'm
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thinking and then it's not till like half like the end of the show oh no that
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was back then andh yes cuz there was no like present
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day or I've read the books I kind of knew it's hard for me to really say read
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it was it was easier when Jennifer was um deformed before she changed yeah go
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on when she was hotter cuz she didn't know she was hot yet I actually I
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actually do agree with you that I do think she was hotter before definitely
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when she was a I don't know why yeah yeah STS she didn't wear as much makeup
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it's like when she when she became pretty she also decided [ __ ] it I'm going full 8
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blue eyes Shadow I think it's also because when she became well beautiful
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say she knew it she knew she was hot and I think that that character no no no I'm
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not confidence she is supposed to be kind of an arrogant [ __ ] cuz she she is
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literally like magically you know perfect so that's kind of part of the at
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least that black wizard got to [ __ ] her when she was you know still all twisted up and
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[ __ ]
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I did uh I did wonder what the reaction
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would be to a you know perfectly attractive woman playing a disabled
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person in this day and age uh and generally it's been fine but there was
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as I expected some some backlash about that you need to cast an actual witch
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who used to be deformed and then through magic became beautiful well that and the
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whole premise of we are under presented that she's not right and then they you
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know she has to fix herself and so people are upset about that but actually
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she doesn't have to in fact everyone told her not to and she went off and
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[ __ ] did it on her own so [ __ ] and then and then she also go then she
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regrets it well which I think she regrets one aspect of it B part so many
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dudes are like oh I wish I'd [ __ ] you in the
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hump well you still had it oh I think I'm going to watch crooked little jaw
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actually um yeah I really do I do want to watch it again couple of questions
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for you Matt because you've read the books so bring me up to speed on a
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couple of things um The Bard right yes
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yes or jesia in this case yeah is he as anachronistic in the books as he is in
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this don't get me wrong I find him [ __ ] hilarious but he's like a
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character taken out of Seinfeld and put into Lord of the Rings
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um he is funny I don't know that he was
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as goofy in my mind when I was reading but so I know what you mean he just
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[ __ ] undermines anything anytime anyone's like talking like this and
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saying stuff like the prophecy of this he's like okay well I'm the modern
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person here cuz his yeah he he plays it
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very plays it for comedy I guess uh and then you know obviously when you read
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the book you don't have his voice in your ears you have to imagine it so my
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version was still goofy but he wasn't as
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okay you know as Camp I guess now I only played a little bit of the games is he
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in the games yes yes and he's not as camp in that either he he is a bit but
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he's not as I he's more so just ends up getting into trouble yeah because he
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tries to rescue him in the game yeah okay that so CD project red have
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actually gone through and they've um also updated their agreement with the
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author of The Witcher yes I saw that this week too yeah he's getting some uh
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now that he doesn't need it cuz he's getting royalties from the show I don't
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think it's because they're going to be coming out like a new Witcher game but I
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think it might have something to do with that that card game they still got going
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oh okay gwent they still got gwent this gwent a game that they're still
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releasing they said they're still making witches stuff and they do still have the
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rights to that's what that was clarified by this agreement maybe they're trying
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to consolidate a little bit cuz I know now it's like okay we've got the rights
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to use certain things from the book but not other things and this this series is
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based on the books but not the games maybe maybe they're trying to create a
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bit of a universe yeah well they've got cyber Punk coming out too so that's like
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an original thing which will be good for him um they w't which is also going to
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be a bit different to what The Witcher was yes a little bit same sort of size
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and scope but I must admit guys I want to go back to The Witcher game now well
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uh that's seems quite common um because which of three broke all the the uh what
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do you call that um consecutive players uh most consecutive players at a time uh
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that record got smashed after the TV
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show came out Witcher wow yeah that's a
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enough people watch the show that uh people were buying the game and then
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going back to the game and yeah cuz I still need to go back and play cuz I
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finished that on I finished it but then they also released a game of the year
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version which also gave me I can get all the achievements again so go play that
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it's a big game I'm just going to throw it on easy though even
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so oh yeah it's still huge yeah it's not the fights that take the time it's just
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everything just a huge game just [ __ ] excellent game though have you've not
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played it damn which which one any
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of I I played a little bit of two and it was giving me a headache and then I
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purchased three and actually never played it so okay play three play three
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is cuz one it's a good game but it's
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one's very in-depth yeah um two was quite good as well but three I think is
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where they really found their shride yeah well look I've got three sitting
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there ready to go the the first Witcher game and I know I've said this before
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I'm sure I have on on the podcast but it's the first first game where I
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couldn't just choose all of the dialogue options because things that you do have
29:04
a direct effect in the game world that is permanent you know like and that
29:07
wasn't really a thing back when it came out cuz there's when you get to the
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first Village there's a dwarf there and he's the blacksmith and when you're
29:16
talking to him one of the options is to say something a bit racist and you
29:21
normally in games you I I would I was one of those people I would start a
29:25
conversation go through all of the options cuz I have to I have to do
29:27
everything but as soon as you say that to him he goes [ __ ] off [ __ ] and he
29:31
won't talk to you ever again and you don't have a blacksmith
29:37
anymore and that's what I quite like about it like yeah there are
29:40
consequences yeah first uh first time I experienced that in a game where oh [ __ ]
29:46
I actually have to think about what I want to do and say because it will have
29:50
permanent effects yeah because a lot of time back then you but yeah you could go
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through go through all the dialog and then you can go back and just go oh I'll
29:58
I really go with this one I'll just have even like nights of the Old Republic you
30:02
you could be good or bad but you really just do anything yeah didn't matter that
30:07
much but yeah Witcher no you CH make a
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choice [ __ ] stuck with Choice also makes me want to play Skyrim
30:17
again just just because of the aesthetic of
30:21
it IED I started playing a game that I know that you both recommended I I check
30:28
yeah at some point um Sor sacrifice H
30:32
blade oh yeah yes mhm yes man that game
30:36
is beautiful yeah really is yeah I can't play a lot of it at a time it's not a
30:41
game that I'm like the the gameplay I find very I don't know draining
30:48
personally but but I I will keep going back to it because man what a world I
30:54
believe there's a sequel coming there is coming out on the Xbox One X H no the
31:01
Xbox the next Xbox whatever it is yeah see I love everything about it except
31:06
probably the gameplay itself sure but I will I do want to keep going cuz I the
31:12
world and the the lore and just the art and just everything about are you
31:15
playing it with headphones yes ah good yeah I'm I'm loving it except the the
31:21
fighting is like yeah yeah it's sort of weird cuz the fighting is not a big part
31:27
part of it oh okay maybe I'll keep it's mostly battling with your inner demons
31:32
yeah it's more of a I find it more of a puzzle game than an actual fighting game
31:36
for the most part there is fighting in it but if you can get past that and then
31:41
just listen to the dialogue it's yeah yeah well it's continue with it oh don't
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worry I will it's uh it's great but yeah it is a beautiful game yeah and the the
31:51
the LW and the story is [ __ ] awesome been uh playing I tried a few games
31:56
actually cuz I finished outer worlds and I kind of got uh you're in that little
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in between area yeah I haven't really settled into a new game you know what I
32:06
mean I've been trying out a few things I tried to get back into Metro 2033 and I
32:10
don't think that game is for me I've tried playing that game so many
32:15
times and I I don't cuz people Rave about it and I just can't get into it I
32:20
don't think it's good I'll be honest I haven't tried me Metro Exodus which I do
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have cuz of Game Pass I've been trying the first one cuz I'm funny and I have
32:27
to try and start at the beginning CU I know they were two games before Exodus
32:34
yeah uh but maybe I should just jump ahead CU maybe they maybe maybe I should
32:38
do the same cuz yeah I've played the first one of the S of first probably
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quarter of it a few times and cuz it's on Game Pass but it's also on Xbox it's
32:49
also on PC so for the achievements doubling up but I don't know yeah it's
32:54
just I don't know something about that game yeah I don't think for me doesn't
32:59
work for me yeah but maybe Exodus is better mhm yeah we' got very good
33:04
reviews so maybe I'll give it a shot but yeah Blade Runner actually uh I was playing a
33:11
bunch yesterday so yeah I really want to make some time to to play all the way
33:16
through that once you figure out what the hint key is telling it's there so who went and
33:21
saw knives out I did actually oh yeah cuz I had to know
33:26
right a big fan of Ryan Johnson's first movie Brick right which is like a
33:33
detective Thriller and uh and then I haven't liked anything he's done since
33:39
including 90% of his [ __ ] Star Wars abortion yeah but I thought this is
33:45
another mystery I'll go and see it um yeah it's all
33:50
right yeah it's all right here's the thing Ryan Johnson knows how to make a
33:57
movie but should he you know I don't think he
34:02
should I don't think he I think he's had more misses than and I'll be honest as a
34:07
movie this is quite fine and I love this genre I love this kind of murderhouse
34:13
genre and there's even a line in it where the cop says this guy basically
34:17
lives on a cluto board you know like it's it's it's it wears its references on its
34:24
sleeve um but the I'm not going to give
34:27
give anything away but I picked the I picked the Killer and the method very
34:33
very early on in the film and then was anxious for about two-thirds of the film
34:37
just hoping I wasn't right about it you know sure um and then when they
34:43
announced it I was like but there's going to be a Twist that was the obvious
34:46
thing and they're going to do it no no okay it's exactly what I thought so I I
34:50
don't really rate it as a as a murder mystery but you know there's some it's
34:56
fine yeah like it's fine did you get the feeling that I did that a lot was
35:01
cut um yeah I know what you mean and for me it's because a really good murder
35:07
mystery lets you believe for a certain time that the red herrings they're
35:12
throwing to you are the correct answers and then they drop something in that
35:17
spoils that whereas this everyone was just throwing their red herrings around
35:21
and then Daniel Craig was like well it ain't none of them there was also like a
35:26
couple of characters that were in it but then I forgot that they were even there
35:31
because they didn't come back for most of it it was like the the I forget who
35:37
she played the Ricky Ricky the one that's
35:41
in gunkle and Nots oh yeah yeah is she an actress other than guncle
35:48
and oats because I've literally only seen her on YouTube singing dirty
35:52
songs no no she she she she does a bit of acting yes okay yeah that's what a
35:58
resume says dirty dirty songs brackets and a bit of acting but I just felt
36:03
weird cuz her she was in it but then she her character just sort of disappears
36:09
and then comes back and and that's why I feel that stuff was cut my favorite line
36:15
though is when Daniel Craig said um this is out of context so it won't mean
36:19
anything but when he says in the bathroom where the Nazi boy was
36:22
masturbating like I laughed out loud in the cinema and people me like I don't
36:28
think that was meant to be as funny as you as you have received it as
36:34
well good good so yeah Matt um my advice to you
36:40
and to listeners is if this is on Netflix and you've watched everything
36:45
else sure put it on it's not bad it's not going to insult your intelligence in
36:51
the way that uh The Last Jedi did but uh actually I wouldn't go out of your way
36:55
to see it yeah don't run out to the movies to see this you know what Luke
37:00
but still watching I I only had a small window of time yesterday where I could
37:05
watch this and uh so I ended up going and seeing it in Gold Class because uh
37:11
that was the only one that had the the good time slot for me and I really
37:15
resent paying $18 for it if IID paid n bucks for it I would have been like okay
37:20
fine 9 bucks yeah and that's what I'm saying like it's it's I'm not saying
37:24
like don't pay money to see this but don't pay a lot of money to see again that's the
37:30
poster it's not the review he was looking for with for this I don't think
37:34
but I that's a lot better than most of the reviews we've given him that's true
37:40
yeah what was he thinking though he must have just been like I need to do
37:45
something now that no one can say it's bad so I'm just going to do it so stock
37:51
standed that everyone just goes y it's fine sure why not yep just just yeah
37:57
take any risks justt anyone's expectations the most paint by numbers
38:04
movie you could imagine yeah that's not that's not a silly thing to do that's his thing
38:10
now well he did subvert your expectations didn't he cuz you thought
38:13
he was going to subvert your expectations and he didn't yeah you
38:16
thought it was going to be complete [ __ ] and it was just okay well we'll wait and
38:21
see when he gets his Star Wars Trilogy it's not going to happen I don't think
38:25
anyone talking the next then they are talking in the next hour War's Trilogy
38:29
though they're already talking about it and uh there will be a Trilogy no matter
38:34
what they sources on the inside say the next Trilogy is going to be set in the
38:38
high Republic era [ __ ] does that mean um well it's not it's this is they're
38:45
actually doing something smart they're not doing something that's around the
38:48
trilia we know they're not even looking at like the Old Republic they're doing
38:52
some which is like 4,000 years you hope they're doing this is
38:56
about 400 years before all right so it's probably going to be more about the
39:02
probably the Republic when it was at its height type of thing it's going to be
39:06
about Yoda when he was in college oh God please don't put Yoda in
39:11
there I guarantee you Yoda he's the only character old enough to be in this from
39:16
the original for about him definitely be in this the best thing to do is just yet
39:21
have something with none of the original characters not going to happen like what
39:25
they want to do with Mandalorian too bring in some mhm Trilogy characters cuz
39:31
everyone's everyone's crying out for them no one is
39:35
no h i I don't know I I think that they're at the they're in the position
39:42
where not enough people who watched and enjoyed uh the Mandalorian actually know
39:49
where it fits into the cannon that's yeah that's true
39:54
I still think a lot of people literally think baby Yoda is Yoda when he was a
40:00
child yeah and I think a lot of people are waiting for it to be revealed that
40:05
the Mandalorian was Boba Fett all
40:10
along both both of to those people yes correct but I actually saw an article
40:17
where they were talking about how yeah fans are wanting original characters to
40:22
come back and he's who they want and I'm no the Mandalorian worked so well
40:27
because it was its own thing don't need them you can make new characters people
40:32
have done that before I mean this is going to shock everybody in Hollywood
40:35
I'm sure but at once upon a time in a galaxy far far
40:41
away luk Skywalker didn't even exist yet and Darth vadan he wasn't established
40:47
property yeah Boba Fett Once Upon a Time didn't exist
40:54
true made him up he made him up very
40:59
quickly no one knew but it was an independent film in fact the studios
41:03
didn't want it and he had to make it himself yeah so maybe that's the trick
41:08
he even self- financed uh Empire Strikes
41:11
Back yes I didn't yeah he did yeah I
41:15
don't by the time by the time uh the prequels came around I'm I'm pretty sure
41:19
it was uh corporate but basically he was just literally using his own money for
41:25
those those early sequels cuz I think Empire almost bankrupted him right cuz
41:30
it went so over budget but then it was huge so it was fine but yeah oh I got
41:37
shot I did not know that yeah yeah that's right uh oh I watched a movie
41:42
today in fact right a movie that is
41:46
both a very concise encapsulation of Middle
41:52
America in the 1970s and also a very accurate
41:58
indictment of the entertainment industry and the Hollywood
42:03
Machine and that is the Muppet movie from
42:09
1979 which I haven't seen since I was a
42:12
kid uh it is incredibly smart it is very
42:18
funny and uh I I was shocked at how kind
42:25
of transcendent the was because I used to love this movie as a kid and I
42:30
[ __ ] par yeah and here's the thing because the the reason that they made
42:36
this movie or the gimmick of the movie was you'll get to see their legs cuz in
42:40
the show you never saw their legs right so not only did they just go out of
42:47
their way to show their legs but it's actually the plot of the movie the
42:52
antagonist is a guy who runs a frog legs restaurant chain that wants
42:57
Kermit to be his spokesman and uh it's it's all about
43:02
their legs doing stuff like riding bikes watch it yeah because literally all I
43:07
remember about it is I I think no I couldn't have seen this at the movies oh
43:11
maybe on a re-release I saw maybe yeah yeah yeah it's highly possible you did
43:14
back then uh I do recall seeing it the movies but I might have that might be a
43:19
false memory but mostly what I remember is them riding bikes so and that's
43:23
that's about all I remember so yeah but no there's great stuff at one point
43:27
they're like oh look a hitch hog let's let's pick her up they stop and it's uh
43:32
it's big bird and uh and they're like we're going to Hollywood to become rich
43:37
and famous and he's like oh I'm going to New York City to try to break into um
43:41
public broadcast television like it's just so
43:45
meta wow is that on Disney plus maybe uh
43:51
sure Disney own Muppets they do they uh Disney tried to buy Muppets in the mid90s and the
43:57
fell through when um Henson passed away and they bought some but not all of the
44:03
content uh in the 20000s so it may very well be if that was part of the package that they
44:09
bought well even that's no guarantee because apparently we talked the other
44:14
week about how now that Mandalorian finished with the season uh there's not
44:18
a lot of stuff people canceling Disney plus just because that's all they had it
44:23
for uh well now a bunch of films including a b you know some popular ones
44:29
like home alone for example uh have been removed from Disney
44:34
plus as well quietly just just taking a bunch of movies off and people there's
44:38
no such thing as quietly anymore the internet will notice well people were
44:42
like Disney don't you own these [ __ ] movies that you made put them back on
44:47
there but apparently licensing deals have caused issues well I watched home
44:52
alone at Christmas uh on Netflix so right there's even of um probably in the
44:58
future um Star Wars may go onto other things as well and what's the [ __ ]
45:03
point of Disney honestly cuz I I I don't know I think they missed the mark with
45:10
Disney plus I think there's not enough on there for
45:15
everyone I'm not sure they're trying to get everyone and I know that's
45:19
controversial but I I I think that I think it's just this push towards
45:26
digital platform forms and I think in a couple of years there
45:32
literally won't be television it won't
45:34
exist no and uh so this will be it but
45:39
like if I buy Disney if I'm subscribing to Disney plus my assumption is I mean
45:44
and obviously this is wrong so time to reevaluate but my assumption is that
45:49
Disney plus is going to have all the Disney stuff on it but it doesn't it's
45:52
just it's like random only has Disney stuff but not all of the Disney
45:58
we yeah but you're forgetting that no no the key is it's the only place you can
46:02
get any Disney stuff no but it's not isn't that the
46:06
point I mean not yet they're waiting for they're waiting for everything to to
46:10
click over but eventually that will be the case but when means they can stop
46:14
removing stuff from it right it'll just have them or not because I well that's
46:18
the thing like they shouldn't be removing stuff because that means that
46:21
they've got their license back and then they've sent it out
46:24
again actually makes so home alone and Home Alone 2 were Fox films right which
46:31
Disney owns Fox um mhm and they got pulled off the service so and and they
46:38
haven't as far as I can tell explained why but I assume it's some kind of like
46:45
deal with some other company like why would you take a some LIC somewhere
46:49
that's yeah you're not taking it off unless you're getting money for it
46:54
somewhere else but I just checked the Muppet power on there for you okay well
46:58
Disney uh plus Australia is different so I have to I have to check and here's why
47:03
and I didn't know this until very recently when I was corrected so we
47:08
always talk about Disney buying Fox Disney didn't buy Fox Disney bought Fox
47:13
content in bulk Disney can't trade with the
47:17
fox uh logo right no so they they have
47:22
to Rebrand everything from Fox as Disney and there are some
47:27
territories where that can't happen and one of those territories is Australia
47:32
because ruper is Australian and he wants
47:35
Fox to continue as it is so in Australia Disney plus may never have all of the
47:41
fox content on well it's also cuz is it in America it's a lot of the content is
47:48
on Hulu as well that's why you've got the Disney plus and Hulu package type of
47:52
thing yep Hulu's got lots of stuff whereas Disney plus cuz there's no much
47:57
point cuz it only cost me like $3 M yeah well you get H and Disney plus together
48:03
yeah huh but here we only get Disney plus and like I've watched the
48:09
Mandalorian and there's nothing really else on here that I really want to watch
48:15
it this time so there's no point in me giving them the $10 a month yeah I I'll
48:21
sign up again once they bring mandal season 2 or whatever's next
48:27
cuz I don't know in Australia this it seems they've got like all the Marvel
48:32
stuff but then everything else is really it's Disney it's
48:36
kids yeah but maybe that's maybe that's the point that we're missing
48:41
here that uh this this is supposed to be just something that the kids can get or
48:47
you know something that a family can get because $10 a month is still cheaper
48:51
than getting Disney Channel and buying the DVDs for the movies when they come
48:55
out because they don't exist anymore stuff doesn't go into the Disney
49:02
Vault anymore whatever the [ __ ] that means yeah unless they still plan to do
49:08
that unless Disney is saying this is the only place you can watch them but you
49:12
can't watch them all the time right yeah that's just Mar well if they do cuz if
49:18
they do do that and then it'll be if they cuz then that's how you get people
49:22
to come back and sign up again hey we're releasing this again people go sign up
49:26
then they forget it I sign up for months did you guys see the trailer for The
49:30
Mulan liveaction movie yeah I did yeah it looks quite good to be honest it
49:36
looks excellent doesn't it and I'm not sure but I'm really hoping that it's not
49:41
a musical because if it's just a a movie of the story of uh of Mulan I think it
49:48
could be really good and it looks like it's done really well I just hope that
49:51
they don't burst into song because I honestly I've had enough of that I'd be
49:54
surprised though if they didn't H does it I've never I've actually never
50:00
seen Mulan the cartoon sure isn't there a little
50:05
dragon yes there are songs and there is a little dragon played by Eddie
50:10
Murphy yep oh okay filthy Dragon huh I don't think the dragon or Eddie Murphy
50:16
are in this they certainly weren't in the trailer I would love it if Eddie Murphy
50:21
just showed up in a film that's set in [ __ ] Imperial China well look I mean
50:26
there are mixture of Asian-American and just plain Asian Accents in this already
50:31
but um even even in the old one [ __ ]
50:35
Eddie Murphy's jive talk stood out like a sore
50:42
thumb his character from Coming to America would be great does he have any
50:48
other characters that's that's my favorite of his characters um they're
50:53
doing a sequel to that aren't they they are they absolutely are yeah I have
50:58
about as much interest in the coming to America sequel as I have in the Bad Boys
51:03
sequel oh yeah that's the thing making another bad boy sequel yeah are you just
51:08
listing films with black people in them
51:14
Dan you guys seen the shaft remake I saw the Samuel Jackson one at
51:21
the movies when I was a teenager he is in the reboot cuz it's him his son isn't
51:28
it is that what it is all I know is they're rebooting it but it has the same [ __ ]
51:34
actor yeah I think it's him and then
51:38
yeah he's his son is in it and that's
51:41
the story got it John sha Jr so it's kind of like the rise of
51:48
Skywalker where it's just pretty much his name is John shaft that's [ __ ]
51:52
funny I I you know we just call everybody John everything yeah John Halo
51:58
that's true this does not have good reviews I mean not that means anything
52:01
but oh Usher is in this who who's Usher Again Usher is looks like Usher is his
52:07
son why oh okay right I thought you were just like a bit of trivia like guys Asha
52:13
you know our favorite musician maybe I'll watch this after all
52:18
guys Asha give it a chance I don't know if I've ever seen
52:23
Usher act in a thing no I don't know that I have
52:27
well you can find out just after this and give us a review next week probably
52:33
won't tell you what listen to some of Usher's music between now and next week
52:38
and review that God does he what what's a song of
52:44
his I would know Usha I don't know any that one that
52:49
goes oh sure you know that one yeah yeah yeah yeah okay yeah I can't sing it I
52:55
can hear how it goes but I'm really bad with lyrics I don't listen to lyrics and
52:59
people often go you that song that go like no s you have to do the melody
53:02
otherwise I'm not going to know like I don't listen to the lyrics at all not
53:06
interested that's interesting yeah it's less common than I would have expected I
53:13
think just consider something that I always do I always assume everyone else
53:17
must as well but no I'll go oh you go like no how how the words go [ __ ] I
53:22
don't know I think it's 5050 and my um my metric for that is when I used to
53:28
work at a record store and uh just as many people would come in and hum me a
53:33
tune and say do you have this album as would come in and say um do you have an
53:38
album with a song that mentions a placenta and I'd be like you thinking of
53:42
Lightning Crashes by live the album is Throwing Copper Rock and pop oh yeah oh
53:48
yeah does the placenta fall to the floor yeah yeah yeah there we go is there one
53:52
about a placenta floating to the ceiling well that's the that's Dead's
53:59
album yeah can I just say I I actually really like live and um it is possible
54:05
it is absolutely yeah it's not only it's their best it's one of the best rock
54:09
albums of the 90s if I may say so um almost impossible to Google them
54:16
because if you just di okay I want to see the music videos live music videos
54:20
no not be to say live okay no right Google live no no not this stuff I want
54:27
a live band oh not this stuff yeah not a live band not a band Live the band Live
54:34
yeah that's tough yeah I mean yeah cuz that that was all before the
54:39
internet yeah I mean I was listening to them the other day while [ __ ] half my
54:45
country was on fire and I was just thinking I wish I could Google this I'm
54:48
really in a shitty position right now don't want you to do something about
54:54
this Scott Morrison should do something about
54:59
this she got Mor should forcibly shake their
55:04
hands Scott Morrison should forcibly shake my
55:08
dick aka the sewer of
55:13
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