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Antartica Conspiracy Re-air · Lunatic Soup

• speaker-0: Hey Raina. Hey Meg. How's it going? Living the dream over here. speaker-1: Pretty good, how about you? Yeah, same, I think. speaker-0: Yeah, it's a beautiful day though, so that's good. Not in February. speaker-1: Yes, we never get those in Washington. No, it's usually disgusting. speaker-0: Yeah. Like rain. speaker-1: Yeah, like constant. But today we have actual sunshine. And it's like I speaker-0: Fifty five degrees outside. speaker-1: know I've had all my like downstairs doors open. Yes. But it just means Jandus has been running through my house leaving muddy paw prints 'cause it's still muddy out, but whatever. speaker-0: Whatever. Whatever. I got a joke today. I'm ex speaker-1: Excited. Let's do it. speaker-0: All right. Why are there no COVID nineteen cases in Antarctica? speaker-1: Why? speaker-0: Because the people are so isolated. speaker-1: That was a good one. speaker-0: Why is it hard to make friends in Antarctica? Why? Because you can't break the ice. Broom Yeah. That was a good one. Those are my dad jokes. speaker-1: think that it might lead into what we're talking about. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. It could be speaker-0: We'll see. We'll see. speaker-1: maybe a conspiracy theory, but we'll find out. I don't know. speaker-0: Hello and welcome to Lunatic Soup, the podcast where we go into all things wild, weird and unknown. We're your host Matt speaker-1: And I'm Raina, ready to brew up some lunatic soup. speaker-0: Let's go. speaker-1: Meg, I'm really excited for this episode. speaker-0: Are you excited for this episode? But first let's let's talk about what we have to drink today. Well speaker-1: We have my favorite today. It's this and actually it's very fitting that it's sunny outside. speaker-0: Yeah. I think it gives us a little taste of spring summer. Yeah. speaker-1: Yeah and because this tastes like summer in a glass. speaker-0: It does. Did you shut your phone off? speaker-1: No, that's the slut tribe. The slut tribe's my family group chat name, everybody. All right, we ready? There we go. speaker-0: Yes. this is incline. speaker-1: Yep, six point nine percent white peach. Did we say white peach? Did I say the speaker-0: Did you just did did you just splatted it in my eye and just first you get it in your eye and then you get to share the speaker-1: Just exploded all over my face. speaker-0: Remember that time we had a cider that was flown here from Hawaii and it was the one time we decided not to video record us and it literally went off like a gunshot. speaker-1: like a shotgun like that was so good. speaker-0: Got your eye. I mean the can exploded. It was white peach here we go. It's speaker-1: Really sad. Let's go. God damn it. speaker-0: so good. That is so summary. speaker-1: If if you are in the Seattle area, I was this is one of my top Lemonade or my two, but like white peach, this is just this just tastes like it tastes like summer, that's speaker-0: It tastes like summer. Yeah. It tastes like you're going out for a picnic. speaker-1: This is one when we do our lunatic soup cocktail book. Mm-hmm. This white peach needs to be in a cocktail. Like white peach, maybe a like a tiny bit of peach snaps to like enhance the peachiness. speaker-0: What kind of peachy drink can you I mean cocked? Yeah. I mean any sort of summary drink will do. Yeah. We had a rum drink last night. speaker-1: my god. Well we did it for we were on a happy hour with like one of our favorite podcasts, True Crime Obsessed, and I had photographed a cocktail that they had done at their last like mixology class and I photographed it and made a reel so they had seen it. We decided that we were gonna make it while we were like on the happy hour with them. Mm-hmm. It was so fucking good. speaker-0: It was so good. We did rum instead of speaker-1: Bourbon, yeah. And so it's equal parts passion fruit, puree, lime, rum, and aparol, or bourbon, if you want bourbon. speaker-0: But I feel like we should make 'cause we have passion fruit ciders, right? Hence the one that exploded. We should make a passion fruit and rum concoction. speaker-1: And that's maybe speaker-0: Because it was so good. speaker-1: midgen of pineapple in it and lime. speaker-0: I thought you were gonna say tequila, and I was gonna say no. Okay, so if you haven't guessed, we are talking about Antarctica today. Conspiries. speaker-1: Conspiracy theories And so if you haven't if you are unaware that there are conspiracy theories about Antarctica speaker-0: He's been living under a rock? speaker-1: I mean, I only know because of TikTok. If I wasn't on TikTok, I don't think I would know. Like, honestly, I had no idea. speaker-0: Really? There's a lot of weird stuff going on down there. speaker-1: Yeah. And like I said, I don't this is not something unless you're into conspiracy theories or if you like stumble upon it. I it's not anything that I was aware of. And so it'll be interesting to see if other people have heard of these theories or any theory. speaker-0: Well, there's so much. There's so much. You know that it's always sunny in Philadelphia where Charlie is like going down a rabbit hole and he's got all these strings and photos attached in the background. That's how I felt. I that's how I felt with this. And I didn't even I'm not even we're not even scratching the surface. speaker-1: Yeah, when you were writing this episode, you said that you said like this is insane. And I'm so I've been like eagerly awaiting because I all I know is that there's conspiracy theories about like it could be a portal or there's like stuff that's stationed there or something like that. But I don't know anything like major, just government conspiracy cover up essentially. speaker-0: And you're gonna learn that it's been going on for a long time. Let's speaker-1: Well damn, let's go. Let speaker-0: go. Okay. So first thing we're gonna talk about is the hollow earth theory. Yes. Okay. Hollow Earth. Hollow Earth. speaker-1: Earth. So the inside of the earth is hollow. speaker-0: The inside of the Earth is hollow. So on June thirteenth, 2014, scientists res scientists researching Earth's mantle announced that they found a massive body of water, three times the volume of all of our oceans combined, contained within the mineral layoff. Layer four hundred miles inside of the earth. This is actually confirmed. speaker-1: Wait, so this is like actually conf So this is so real life there is water underneath, like four hundred feet under the earth, there is like speaker-0: Like a mass like three times the volume of all of our w all of our ocean water. Holy shit. Underneath. Okay. Mm-hmm. They were able to go down eight miles because they wanted to try to tap into it and they had to stop because of the heat. So I don't know how they know that it's down there. Obviously there's some sort of reading that they did to figure out that it's down there. But that's not that far down. Yeah. It's four thousand miles to the core of the earth and we've made it eight. speaker-1: Like eight hundred? speaker-0: Miles. Yeah. Eight miles. Eight miles. Four speaker-1: eight miles. speaker-0: thousand to the center. speaker-1: Wow, so literally saying we have na even scratched the surface. Well, speaker-0: It's really speaker-1: 'cause you think about it, if it's only eight miles down, then this is a lot of math for my brain. I think if I just got a headache even trying to think about it. I was about to say like because the circumference of the earth and then if it's like an inner earth, middle earth. speaker-0: Don't go don't don't don't you get you you take that back. We are not doing this. Middle earth is a beautiful place not filled with nutballs. speaker-1: How do you know nutballs? this could be a beautiful place. You speaker-0: Don't know. It could be but it's not Middle Earth. Don't defame it unless you know. speaker-1: I'm just saying, you guys Middle Earth for those of you who are not weird. Every speaker-0: Everybody knows who Middle Earth what who Middle Earth is? Is it speaker-1: Just like everyone knows that it's called the Oregon Trail and we I think we've proven that speaker-0: To be fair, I may have misspoken about one point of that. I said here in the Pacific Northwest, which is really silly of me to say because Oregon is in this Pacific. speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-0: But I said here in the Pacific Northwest, they say it wrong. In the rest of the country, they say they say Oregon Trail. I think it was the other way around. I think in New England because speaker-1: It was then Meg little buds. speaker-0: the people that I sent that to, all people from New England, they're like, No, that's how you say it. It's the Oregon Trail. My my cousin who's a teacher in New York, no, we say the Oregon Trail. speaker-1: Okay, yeah. And then everybody else, like we did a poll on TikTok and people were like, I'm from Texas and I say Oregon. And I'm like, and then my friend Keelan is from Florida and Texas, and she was like, No, I definitely say Oregon. I'm like, All right. So sorry, you lost. speaker-0: I lost that one, but you know what? I will admit defeat. speaker-1: That's good. speaker-0: Don't defame Middle Earth. speaker-1: I'm not? Anyways, Lord of the Rings. Yeah. For those of you who don't know. I need to rewatch it because we just talk about it too much. I've only watched it like one once each of the movies. speaker-0: Read it. speaker-1: That we know that this that does not work with my brain. My ADHD brain is not there. speaker-0: Listen to it on on audiobooks. speaker-1: Yeah, I gotta get through all my smuddy books. I like those better first. What? speaker-0: You don't know what you're missing. Okay. speaker-1: I know. Anyway. speaker-0: We know more about the surface of the moon than we know about what's inside of the earth. speaker-1: That is terrifying. speaker-0: Isn't it? speaker-1: More about the surface of the moon than we know about what is inside of the earth that we live on. Mm-hmm. speaker-0: I mean, we don't know what's in the oceans. We know n more about outer space than we do about what's in the oceans. speaker-1: Well yeah, that's 'cause it and then you know that like they stopped researching the oceans and went to research outer space. God. speaker-0: Be a fun episode. According to early mythology, other earths may not be out in space, but right here within our own planet. speaker-1: Okay. speaker-0: A theme emerges throughout Loren mythology between Buddhism and a bunch of other early kind of religious text. they have Buddhism has it's called the Agarthi, and it's an inner world inhabited by an advanced race of people with vehicles within inner earth. Vehicles like back way long time ago when Buddhism was and I guess Buddhism is still a thing. But you know what I mean. This is like an ancient Buddhist Yeah. speaker-1: It was like one of the oldest religions. speaker-0: Yeah yeah. So this story has been around for a long time and they're talking about vehicles. speaker-1: Which I think I've said this on the podcast before. I do not relate to any religions, but Buddhism is the one that I feel like of all of them that I personally think I believe the most in. speaker-0: I agree with you. I speaker-1: And so that like really makes me ponder. speaker-0: There are well respected scientists and mathematicians that have theorized about hollow earth for centuries. Edmund Haley Haley's comment ever heard of Edmund. speaker-1: I have. I kn I know that one. You know that one? I do know that. speaker-0: I think a lot of people know that one. I hope Man, if we were only a cult podcast. speaker-1: Why? speaker-0: Haley's comment. speaker-1: Nike shoes. But that's like I what does that have to do with anything. speaker-0: Drinking the Kool-Aid. speaker-1: What are those all related? Yeah. see I just don't know if I speaker-0: Heaven's Gate, their their spaceship was on the tail of Haley's comet. Got it. And they had to drink the Kool Aid to get there. speaker-1: Yeah, but then we all know they were crazy and then everyone died. That was sad. Sad. speaker-0: Yeah. Very sad. But you know. Yeah. Anywho's. This guy, Edmund Haley. Yep. This guy takes me a second to get back on track. he was really interested in the structure of the earth. And his theory was not just hollow earth, but earths with multiple layers. Like every layer is a different earth, essentially. Okay. A different world. Wow. Seventy-five years after him, mathematician Leonhart Euler. came out with the hollow earth theory. So the multiple layers, multiple worlds was Haley. And then 75 years after that, the hollow earth theory came out. Okay. His theory claimed that the Earth did not have any hard layers and in the center there was a sun that spanned 600 miles. So remember it's 4,000 miles to the center of the earth. So 8,000 mile miles all the way. speaker-1: Okay. speaker-0: And the Sun was six hundred miles. That's a big sun down there. speaker-1: But y it's but again, you think those numbers like that I mean it fits. Literally it fits. speaker-0: I mean it fits in it, but that's still a lot of space being taken up by a sun. When you think about how far away our sun is. Yeah, true. And how much energy it emits You know what I mean? speaker-1: True, true. Yeah. Dang. Yeah. speaker-0: His idea was that the Earth was not only hollow, but the poles, so the North Pole and the South Pole, were thin and acted as entrances inside of the Earth, which house multiple civilizations. speaker-1: Okay, I've heard the entrances on the mul like on the opposite sides of the earth. That's the thing I think that I've heard is that it's like a port it could be a portal or something. But okay, so this is saying essentially there are portals in the north and south pole. speaker-0: Yeah, but they're saying that in the words of what they had back then. Okay. Just entrances. They didn't really have the word portal. Were they fine? Or what it meant for speaker-1: In the north the north pole is that where Santa Claus portal is? Yes. Do you think there's a Santa land in there? that would be so nice. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You never know. You never know. speaker-0: I've seen the movie. It's on your ice. The pole comes up and you have to put the code in. Yes. You don't. You don't. Around two hundred years later in nineteen forty seven, Admiral Richard E. Byrd flew over the South Pole, and he wrote in his personal journal that he had discovered a land beyond the South Pole, which he called the Great Unknown. He said after he flew over the ice the area was lush and green. You've seen this video of Admiral Byrd on TikTok, the old timey nineteen forties in the airplane. Okay. You can't really see it with the cameras that they had then, but you can see how it's kind of like not all ice. Okay. Now the information was th found through his personal journals that his son had found after his death. speaker-1: So he didn't share it? speaker-0: He didn't share it at all. Three years after he went to the South Pole, he said that he and a crew discovered Gateways, a hollow earth civilization. And that it was very po if that was populated by advanced beings. Wow. This is his experience as to what happened. So he was flying his airplane and he saw an opening in the ice and he decided to take the plane in it. It's pretty ballsy. There's speaker-1: I I feel like that's a death speaker-0: a hole. Let's go fly in it. speaker-1: No. speaker-0: Well he did. You have to be but you speaker-1: Because like that you don't know what you're flying into. Like you could fly into like speaker-0: That's I feel like he had a an inkling at this point. speaker-1: I mean he had to have had something to have the balls to be able to do that. speaker-0: You're not gonna just do that. speaker-1: No, that's wild. That is wild. I will say it l real fast. I just saw a TikTok the other day and this l this girl said it and it fucking blew my mind because it was also it's one of those things that when you think about it, you're like, wait a minute. So she was talking about all these people who sailed the ocean back in the day and discovered lands and, you know, drew out maps and then one day when we were able to like get up into outer space and like look down at the earth it was like, we did it exactly right. We drew we drew it exactly correct. speaker-0: Right. And they have maps from like I wanna say the fifteen hundreds. I I could be wrong, but they have maps from a really long time ago of Antarctica, of the coves and the inlets, and they didn't even know about it at that point. I mean, somebody I'm I'm assuming somebody knew about it. I don't know when they were making yeah. speaker-1: Well but the that's probably not someone Yeah. Like it just makes no sense. Like in general, you think about a map and that these people made the map by running into land. speaker-0: Unless they went around it all the way and they were able to measure speaker-1: And that what they took a tape measure the whole way and got it ex and they got it exact. speaker-0: I'm not that smart, I don't know. speaker-1: I mean me either it makes my head hurt, just trying to think about this this already a lot of this subject makes my head hurt. Right? speaker-0: Because it's one of those things that uhhuh. Uhhuh. speaker-1: uh-huh. speaker-0: Uhhuh. Whoa. And you have no idea what's being said. Yeah. speaker-1: That's pretty much it. But that but that when she said that, I was like, wait a minute. I was like, that is that that's some bullshit. speaker-0: To a point, I can see her point. Yeah. To a point. But I mean there were people made maps. speaker-1: Well no, but she's just saying that like at a all this time of people traveling around, but and then we went up in the sky and like, we got it exactly correct. speaker-0: Yes. On point. speaker-1: On point. Like that seems fishy to me. Just saying, a little suspicious. I think it was something. Maybe speaker-0: Do you think it was aliens? I think it was aliens. speaker-1: it was something that lives in the middle earth. I meant hollow words. You guys, she's gonna kill me. She's she's giving me faces. Just gonna drink my soup over here. speaker-0: Stop messing with the perfect thing, okay? speaker-1: I am not. speaker-0: As General Bird saw this opening in the ice, he thought, Hey, let's go. Let's take speaker-1: Fly on fly on into the hole. speaker-0: He flew in and he said that the terrain turned to lush green jungle. Further ahead he saw a light, so he flew towards it. As he got closer, aren't you not supposed to not go towards the light? Well I speaker-1: I guess if yeah, if you don't wanna die you don't go towards the light, but I guess if you're going in a tunnel, like that's like the logical place to go. speaker-0: Out there yonder. speaker-1: Yeah. I mean follow the light y to get out, right? speaker-0: Maybe, maybe he thought it was like the other side. speaker-1: Yeah, like he's going through a tunnel or something. Yeah. Well he was I guess. speaker-0: I guess. As he got closer, he noticed that the light was glowing and sparkly. As he got even closer, he realized that the sparkle were was a city with buildings. Under it. speaker-1: The ice. What year was this? speaker-0: Nineteen forties. speaker-1: So did yeah, we didn't have like I mean we had cities, but not like I'm speaker-0: There were cities, they were skyscrapers. speaker-1: gonna guess they weren't sparkling though yet. Like you know speaker-0: There was electricity and all of that at that point. speaker-1: I mean true, but I'm thinking like the buildings were older. Like when when d when were like the Empire State building built and all of that? speaker-0: before the forties. Were they? Yeah. speaker-1: When Yeah. See, that's what that's just what I'm saying. I'm just curious. Like speaker-0: Was the Empire State Building built? I know it was before the forties, nineteen thirty. okay. All right. So not as long before the thirties. speaker-1: Where so it it is plausible that he's like, that's a big, beautiful, sparkling city 'cause we did have those speaker-0: We did. Okay. Yeah. speaker-1: It's like Kyler asking me if, you know, we had cars in the olden days when I was a kid. When you were a kid. speaker-0: Mm-hmm. I remember asking my dad why was everything black and white when you were little? speaker-1: Yeah. Well we didn't it was. Mm-hmm. We didn't know. Mm-hmm. But asking me if we had cars. I'm not that old. He speaker-0: And you're older than me. speaker-1: says the one who has a birthday next week. When this heiress Meg's gonna be thirty six, you guys. So everyone make sure you wish her a happy birthday. speaker-0: Thirty three. I would like to stay at thirty three. speaker-1: I would like to say at twenty six, but speaker-0: Yeah, I like thirty. Thirty thirty three is when a hobbit becomes an adult. speaker-1: I I do appreciate that you moved for me for that, but I will say the look I gave you because you and your fucking hobbits speaker-0: Did I tell you about my plans to build a hobbit hole in my backyard? You did speaker-1: Did tell us about your plans to build a hobbit hole. speaker-0: Was I out there with a measuring tape earlier today? I was. speaker-1: Okay, but I am excited about your hobbit hole. Like that's gonna be cool. We're gonna go drink wine in the Hobbit Hole. Like the kids are gonna think they're playing in it. No, it's for us. speaker-0: it's absolutely a thousand percent speaker-1: Maybe we're even have to record an episode from the Hobbit Hole once it's done. That could be fun. In the summertime. speaker-0: Doo doo, doo doo doo. speaker-1: Un unsure what song you're singing, but okay. As long as I get multiple like meals, like what is it, breakfasts, lunches, dinners, whatever. speaker-0: Second breakfast. Afternoon tea and potatoes. speaker-1: Yeah, I want second breakfast. Yeah. Perfect. I want all potatoes. I love a potato. speaker-0: Taters. What's taters, precious? Please cut that. speaker-1: Absolutely fucking not. That was so good. I'm keeping that. You can't tell to cut it a million times. I'm the one who uploads it. You're a screwd. Okay. speaker-0: Okay, sparkling cities. His plane was then taken over. He had no control over it, and these discs flying discs came up on either side of his plane. He decided that they must have been what took over his plane. And he was right because his plane started going along with the flying discs. And then when the discs started going down to the ground, he started going down to the ground. And those discs landed his plane ever so nicely. speaker-1: Was nice of them. speaker-0: Yep. When they got to the ground, two beings came out of these flying discs and they took Bird and they took him to somebody that they called the Master. Apparently they speak English. The Master. The Master. speaker-1: But you think if I mean they speak English, but if there is like their technology is that advanced, it they probably are able to like have like a fucking voice translator in their hospital. voice trans in their like vocal cords or in their gullet right now. Yeah, or they know about us clearly. So they're they're they know our languages, I'm sure. speaker-0: I mean, yes, it because then it goes on to say that the master sat and spoke with General Bur Admiral Bird about how they were disappointed in what humans were doing. Well no sh speaker-1: Shit, God, they probably hate us now. You think about that forties like fu speaker-0: But this you have to remember was right after we h had dropped the bombs on Nagas Nagasaki and Hiroshima. speaker-1: Yeah, that yeah, that was a fucked up time. speaker-0: And interestingly enough in the nineteen forty forties, pro post World War Two, after these instances is when UFO sightings really got ramped up, especially around missile s missile silos. speaker-1: So do you think it's convenient or a whatever that we have had an amp up of them now? speaker-0: I mean it would make sense since we're all kind of going to shit anyway. speaker-1: Yeah, I feel like they're d you know, obviously we haven't started dropping yet. Yep. speaker-0: Don't say it. speaker-1: But I will say, I mean, life's not so great up here. Save us. I'll go. I want your big son. speaker-0: That's not gonna shoot out solar flares and c turn off all of our interwebs and electricity. speaker-1: Yeah, and that satellite that hit Earth today. Did you see that? No. Did you also see that today, like a the ATT, like like we got hacked and a bunch of people woke up this morning to their phones not working? Not in our area, but in like the east coast and below. And then also, apparently online pharmacy things got hacked today too. speaker-0: What's that movie with Julia Roberts that just came out on Netflix? speaker-1: I God, I can't remember 'cause Tex Tex was watching it and I started watching it with him and I had to stop because it freaked me out so much. good movie, but it was but it's too speaker-0: a good movie. Real. I mean, spoiler alert, it's basically about everything being hacked and taken down. speaker-1: And it is not good. Mm mm. speaker-0: It's like a system where I'm gonna say this wrong, it's been a little while since I watched it, but first you knock out everything and then you create chaos within each other and then it's basically a civil war and it's a way to wipe out society by having them do it themselves. Yep. speaker-1: I mean, I feel like we're on that track. Ballsy to say, I did just buy my stepdad for his birthday a solar power generator. they're only a hundred bucks on Amazon. Really? Uhhuh. And he I gave it to him and he was like like he has everything. He's one of those people who has everything. Like he That's a good one. And he was like, Yeah, he was blown away by it. He's like, Holy shit, you can plug like everything into this. So then I said Well, that's what I said to Tex. I said we need to get one. Like 'cause I've seen on TikTok the sol solar power like phone chargers, which are cool and great. speaker-0: Never see those. speaker-1: But if you don't have if the cell phone towers get knocked out, you're fucked. speaker-0: No, but the SMS text messaging should still work. speaker-1: Okay. That's good to know. Should still work. Well, then you wouldn't need a phone charger if you have this thing 'cause you can plug anything into it, it charges by the sun. Blah blah blah. So I'm kidding. I speaker-0: Is that what solar means? I'm just kidding. speaker-1: don't know. That was a it was a lucky guess. speaker-0: so around missile silos, military personnel often report sightings of UFOs. That seems to be where they're around. So in this theory, it would make sense that they're kind of keeping an eye on nuclear missiles. speaker-1: They're like, knock it the fuck off, you dumbasses. Did you speaker-0: Do you know if Washington were a country, mm-hmm Washington on its own, were a country, speaker-1: yeah, I'm sorry. speaker-0: it would be the third most saturated with nuclear weapons. speaker-1: As a state, we are the first, right? We have the most nuclear weapons. Yeah. speaker-0: But it go it would go if you take if you take Washington out of the United States and it's its own country, I th we have more than Russia US, Russia, Washington. speaker-1: Right. I think so. It would go yeah. If we ever are going out and buy the nuclear whatever they are, we'll we'll take a video and put it on our thing. I've seen them so many times. So many times Yeah. speaker-0: We don't buy them every year when we go to the B. speaker-1: It's you guys, it's wild that that is in Washington. Like it looks speaker-0: Looks like Springfield from The Simpsons. speaker-1: It really it but it really does. But it's also like slightly terrifying as living in Washington. It's like I feel like we're sandwiched between Mount Rainier that might explode eventually sometime. Who knows? They've been saying it forever. And nuclear fucking weapons everywhere, so speaker-0: Well, we can't go towards the water because there's n nuclear silos. Mm-hmm. We can't go north because there's all sorts of volcanoes. We can't go east because there's volcanoes and then you get to Yellowstone and if ours go, that's gonna go. South, there's volcanoes. speaker-1: California. speaker-0: There's volcanoes and it's gonna fall into the ocean apparently. speaker-1: Yeah, so Rock. No, but I've heard just in general that it's gonna fall into the ocean in the next little while. So Yikes. Anyways. All right, let's continue. We live in a beautiful state. Yeah. Wonderful. Yeah, really, really well. speaker-0: Hobbit hole's gonna be a commodity. Bird talked about this new kind of craft that he saw that could fly from pole to pole very, very quickly. So it can fly from the North Pole to the South Pole very, very quickly. This discovery not only means that there are civil vi civilizations under the surface, but that they are keeping tabs on us. speaker-1: I someone has to. For hate. Can they translation already? speaker-0: when Byrd came back from his journey he went to Washington DC and went to the government and he was questioned very heavily on his statements and what he claimed he saw. He was told everything he said was classified in order to remain silent over what he claimed to discover. speaker-1: So he's the one where his son found his notebook. So he never said it to anybody. Wow. speaker-0: Never talked to anybody. Mm-hmm. He was silenced. speaker-1: Well, we know what happens. Mel's hole. What happened to that guy? Took out his tongue or something? What if I don't remember? speaker-0: Where did that come from? speaker-1: Unsure. That's what speaker-0: Take out his back teeth. speaker-1: it wasn't. It was something his mouth. speaker-0: S something in there. Let's go right for the tongue. speaker-1: Well, make you not talk. That's speaker-0: That's a solid point. speaker-1: I think that's why that's why my head went there first. speaker-0: Ewwh like it. So there's been legends of lands lands underneath the surface for a long time. One of the legends is called the Land of Agartha. So the Land of Agartha is a pretty cool little picture. It's you see the the world, the round world or is it? speaker-1: Flat. speaker-0: Dun dun dun But in this theory it's the round world. You see the two poles, the North and the South Pole, and each of those are entrances. And then inside is the land of Agartha. You see the Central Sun. There's the land of advanced races, the sh city of Shambhala. speaker-1: Shambhala. speaker-0: cave city of semi-advanced races, spaceship base to and from other galaxies. It's an airport through the galaxy. speaker-1: Galaxy Dang. Mm-hmm. speaker-0: Hmm. There's man made tunnels. They didn't get very far when people tried to to come down. But if you look over here, they have the pyramid of Giza, which actually does go into Agartha. speaker-1: Which I feel like that makes sense. speaker-0: Why not? speaker-1: I feel like the pyramids are so big. They have to have another purpose besides what they are. Like you th like that is one of those things that I can't wrap my mind around that people don't think don't realize that how the fuck did we just as humans build pyramids? Something had to have helped us. speaker-0: It was alien. speaker-1: Yeah, well duh, but it doesn't like or whatever that lived in there. speaker-0: with the crazy hair on ancient aliens. No, I'm not saying it was aliens. speaker-1: So here's my question. Would the things, the people, the beings, whatever they are that live in this like hollow earth area, would they those are aliens? Correct? speaker-0: Yeah, I wouldn't I don't see why you wouldn't speaker-1: What is the definition of an alien? speaker-0: I mean people that are from other countries are called aliens because it's not what is speaker-1: Here to now I mean I'm actually married to an alien. So much speaker-0: that explains. speaker-1: Yeah. I mean belonging to a foreign country or nation, a foreigner, especially one who is not naturalized citizen of the country where they're living. so yeah, I guess any of that would add up. speaker-0: Yeah. So Agartha is big in the Hindu religion and it's to be the land that they, you know, believe in. It's called the land of the living gods, the forbidden land, or the land of white waters, the land of living fire. There are several entrances to the underground city of Agartha, some of which are in wells. They they say they're in wells or they're called out wells of energy, including the Kentucky Mammoth Cave. So something with a lot of energy can get you into Agartha. speaker-1: Do you think Mel's hole was one? speaker-0: have been speaker-1: Think about it. speaker-0: pause we are going in for another Sider. Wait would you say speaker-1: Would make you uncomfortable? speaker-0: now we are going with a strong bow cider. I was in Florida as I've met speaker-1: No. speaker-0: a thousand times and we went to an English pub and got strong bow cider and cheese curds. speaker-1: Yeah, strong bows were. speaker-0: That is like if you want to make a Meg happy speaker-1: Cheese cards. speaker-0: a tapped cider And she's speaker-1: Kurds. strongbow in general is like I mean one of the most popular side of I l well when I lived in Australia it was one that was like, you know, you get strongbow everywhere. That's like a standard. speaker-0: I don't think I'd ever heard of it before. speaker-1: Where I have but I think it's because I lived in Australia and that's like speaker-0: It looks like a genuine cider. speaker-1: And but the smell of it when I popped it, it smells so like fruity and delicious. speaker-0: Does have a very distinct smell. Look at I have like a little band. speaker-1: Okay. That is it's sweet but good, but it tastes like a strong bow cider. God, it tastes good. god, it reminds me of Australia. I haven't had one of these in a long time. speaker-0: that's a very distinct taste. speaker-1: It actually just honestly tastes very close to sparkling apple cider. Uh-huh. Should we sour slut speaker-0: It really does. Like Welch should we source? speaker-1: it? yeah, it needs to be a sour slut. Faux show. speaker-0: my god. That is a very yes, it's a cider, but it is a very like distinct taste. And not like old stinky socks like speaker-1: No, like but that's why I said it or just reminds me of Australia because this used to be on tap everywhere. So I would drink it when I was there all the time. And it is such a like it is this is gonna it's very apple-y. And like it's like a full Is it? A full body of like okay, if I'm describing a wine, if I'm describing a wine, which is what I know how to do. speaker-0: Mm very full body. speaker-1: But it is, it's like full bodied with apple. Like we're we drink it and it's full-bodied. speaker-0: Sorry. Do you think people can differentiate us by our cackles yet? speaker-1: Probably. I mean I hope so. Do you think? Yes. I mean your cackle's worse. speaker-0: I know. speaker-1: I didn't actually know that. I was just it is. Being an asshole. I feel fit. I feel great. Happy Thursday to us. This is delightful. speaker-0: Where was the Himalayan mountains of Tibet are a gateway and they're it's guarded by Hindu monks. Alexander Saint Yves a nineteenth century speaker-1: I actually think that every time that there's a name that you have to pronounce that you don't know how to pronounce, you should do that. Because truly, there's so many times when we try you try and pronounce names and we can't get it right. I feel like that's just the best way to do it. Alexander, like that's perfect. Just do that. speaker-0: Hey speaker-1: From now on please. Thank you. speaker-0: This person was a nineteenth century French occultist p and he published his first account of on Agartha saying that this hidden world would be accessible for all mankind when the anarchy existing in our world was the replaced by synarchy. speaker-1: Anarchy was replaced by synarchy? Mm-hmm. Huh. speaker-0: Do you know what synarchy is? speaker-1: Like cynical? No. no. speaker-0: It's a joint rule or government by two or more individuals or parties. speaker-1: Okay, so like are they saying the people in the center of the earth are gonna I don't know. speaker-0: No. speaker-1: I thought you understood something I didn't. Nope. okay. That's when I don't get it. Okay. That I was waiting for you to explain it to me. I'm sitting here, I'm like, okay. So like what speaker-0: I asked if you knew what synarchy was, I was asking if you knew Whoa You know, anarchy is when you govern yourself. Yeah. speaker-1: I know that one. speaker-0: Synarchy, I guess, is governed by two or more a joint rule or government by two or more individuals or parties. speaker-1: Okay. speaker-0: Legend says that there was an ancient race that populated the Earth's surface millions of years ago and then moved to the underground city, structuring their own environment and necessities. This is one of the most controversial tales about the dwellers of inner earth. A man named Richard Shaver claimed to be a guest of the so-called Forbidden Kingdom Kingdom of Agartha. As he didn't have any evidence to prove this, only a few people believed him. speaker-1: How does he say he got there? Through one of the like portals essentially? Yeah, speaker-0: But speaker-1: not portal, but like okay, so like the a well or the Tibetan mountains or the speaker-0: He didn't say specifically which one. speaker-1: got it. He just got there somehow. He got Okay. speaker-0: He got there. speaker-1: Did he describe it the same as this other dude who flew a plane? speaker-0: He described it as the Hindu version of Agartha. speaker-1: Okay. speaker-0: Like with the sun in the middle and all of these different, you know, lands and beings and stuff like that. I could go on with that for like a whole nother three episodes, but we're gonna move on to the ice wall. speaker-1: 'Cause this is all you said surface scratching. We're just saying like the these are speaker-0: Surface. speaker-1: the basic theories on this. speaker-0: Basic theories. Surface scratching. Have you heard of Beyond the Ice Wall? If you've been on the TikTok you've heard speaker-1: Heard of it. Okay, that's the one that I have heard of the most. Yes. speaker-0: Another theory is that the ice wall surrounds all of all other land masses, continents. So we have our continents, what we know as Earth. speaker-1: Okay. speaker-0: And then there's the ice wall that speaker-1: That surrounds just our earth. speaker-0: surrounds just our Earth. But if we're at one if we're at the top or the bottom, we're gonna see this wall of ice. But in theory, it surrounds us in a circle. And then if you go through it, there's other circles, and we're basically in a dome. Mm. And there's all these domes, so instead of a child Yes. speaker-1: We're in the tr I mean, I feel like that sounds right. speaker-0: The poles are entrances from our known lands. speaker-1: Is this flat Earth though? This is. speaker-0: Now I really do like this theory because I one, I love maps and the map to this like beyond the ice wall is amazing. I've shown you this map before where you have our circle and then there's speaker-1: Posted something on the Ticket Talk of with that one? Okay. speaker-0: There's like the land of the leprechauns, there's the land of the giants, there's Atlantis, there's Big speaker-1: Bigfoot feet Big feet Yes Multiple feet speaker-0: Multiple. speaker-1: I know That's exciting. It is exc speaker-0: Exciting. I love it, but I don't buy into flat Earth. But speaker-1: I don't buy into flat earth either, but sometimes I will see things that like what do make me question. What speaker-0: What if the globe is a lot bigger than we think and this is actually true and we go beyond? What if we're only seeing the half of the U I'm gonna stop because I know everybody out there is like, You're an idiot and I speaker-1: No, but I feel like that kinda makes sense though. And I see what you're saying, that like we are like let's say that this is very American of Mia to say. I'm gonna f switch it up. Let's say that we are what is Australia on the map? speaker-0: Well, it's made up, everybody knows that. speaker-1: Australia's not real, I know. Yeah, it's yeah, I know. I hear it all the time on the interwebs and I'm like, Well, too bad my husband's from there and I've been there. speaker-0: Maybe he's an interdimensional being. Have you seen him? speaker-1: Well, he probably fucking is. Yeah, he's he looks like an extra large hobbit. I love you, Edmonds. I'm so sorry about that. Have you seen his feet? speaker-0: Unfortunately. speaker-1: anyways, but I feel like it like, you know, you say, let's say that the whole our whole earth is Australia. Then the other continents could be like the land of the Bigfoot, the land of whatever. We're still in a circle, we're still on a globe. speaker-0: Just a big circle. speaker-1: Just a bigger one. We just are in the Truman show. speaker-0: This theory goes that Spanish ex explorers first discovered the ice wall in the 15th and 16th centuries. As they approached the wall, they thought about turning back, but kept going through the gap in the ice. As they went, they began to feel anxious and scared. The stars began to disappear, and the lights went completely out. It went dark. The waters and air began to change color. Once they got past the wall, they saw lands and islands beyond it. speaker-1: So this is them saying same thing as that guy essentially. speaker-0: Way but it's not underground. speaker-1: So he said he went through like a t okay, but I guess that's also like up for interpretation. speaker-0: Could be up for interpretation. Do you happen to have that? here's the map. So here is the map. And we will we will post this, but this is a map where you can see here's our continents in a circle. And you can see a wall of ice surrounding what we know as Earth. And then there's breaks in it. It's not just the north and south pole p south pole. There's other speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-0: exits, I guess you could say. And then surrounding that are various lands. speaker-1: Interesting. Yeah, there's like four exits and entrances. speaker-0: The land of the Luminarians is there. Is it was it Tart Tartan? The I think it's there's the land of the giants, there's a Tartarian Tartan something like that. I see it on TikTok all the time. speaker-1: I don't know. speaker-0: There's the land of the leprechauns, there's there's these creatures. I swear, I swear up and down, when I was little, I used to have dreams about these creatures who were They had arms and legs, but they were like cut off at the shoulders and their faces were like on their chest. speaker-1: So they're speaker-0: And that shows up on this map. speaker-1: They were essentially just all shoulders, like a box person. speaker-0: Yeah, and they're and I used to have dreams of this creature and then I saw it on this fucking map and I'm like, What the hell? speaker-1: So they're a kind of thing that they're saying is real. speaker-0: Their kind of thing that they're saying is real. And I specifically remember having dreams of a creature like this when I was a little kid. And I thought, you know, as a kid, it's something that you just made up in your mind. I'll post a picture of it. There's a name for them and everything. Wow. Maybe I'll do a little tickety talk on these creatures. speaker-1: Think you should. speaker-0: Because and they're saying that their land is beyond beyond the ice. speaker-1: What I saw in that thing, it looked like there were dinosaurs there. There were speaker-0: Land of the dinosaurs. speaker-1: Wow. I feel like that could make so much sense. Like we have said a million times that we think that Bigfoot is an intradimensional being, but like what if the dimensions are like not what we think that they are or they are but they're just portals speaker-0: So what if this map is n has nothing to do with flat earth? We take speaker-1: Take the flat earth out. speaker-0: the flat earth out. We are Earth. We are a ball floating in space, but this is a way for them to depict different dimensions. And what if the portals, the doorways, the gateways, whatever are in the poles? speaker-1: I mean, I feel like that makes sense. speaker-0: You could go to Atlantis, you can go to the land of the giants, you can go to Lumeria, you could go speaker-1: But then that would also probably mean that like places like where they say Atlantis was speaker-0: Probably wasn't there. speaker-1: Maybe wasn't there but maybe was like a portal to it. Like at one point was like an easier way to access it. speaker-0: To it. speaker-1: Or like the Bermuda Triangle. Is that a portal? speaker-0: Yes, it's a portal. I didn't say that before 'cause I was trying to cut corners 'cause we're already at an hour. speaker-1: We'll cut down. speaker-0: there are 178 known lands beyond what we know as Earth, and this is called the Great Dome. And all other lands are different little domes. There's the lands of the custodians, which is a parasitic race whose technology is based on attack weapons. All they want to do is take over, colonize, and exploit other lands. We don't know where they come from. But the giants say that there's a theory that they were attacked by another race outside of the Great Dome and they merged and became the custodians. The custodians are also known as the Greys. speaker-1: So those are those gray big aliens that we speaker-0: You've heard of the Grays. I mean anybody in this world has heard of speaker-1: Six foot tall once, seven foot tall. speaker-0: The Cantordians were the first to leave their world and find others destroying and colonizing along the way. They will get us. That's their goal, is to get other worlds. speaker-1: So they dominate the world and take it over essentially. Mm-hmm. This is literally going back to that book that I'm my audio book I'm listening to right now is like so Which one? It's the third Crescent City. It's like the the Sarah J Max. Yeah, but then it is like the things that they're realizing about the worlds that they're in, it's like they just had a thing happen where mist dissolved and all these lush islands came out and then they found out that these people, the Asteri in the book, sound they sound like those people. Like they speaker-0: Grays speaker-1: Like the the Greys and they found out they were putting like parasites in the water water and like to like mess with people's like magic that they have in them. I don't know. speaker-0: First one. It goes to that level. speaker-1: yeah. It goes it goes from that to like I mean, it's about to this is the worlds are blowing up. Worlds are blowing up. But that's what I was saying is that like the worlds in it seem very similar to this because it has so many different worlds that they go t they can like open portals to each other, but they're all in completely different. speaker-0: Maybe Sarah J. Mass is a flat earth. speaker-1: I I not gonna lie, I feel like after this I feel like we should look 'cause I feel like she is. speaker-0: Sarah, if you're listening. speaker-1: Or anybody who knows is is she? She's a huge author right now, so I wonder. I feel like we need to I wanna do a thing on TikTok about that. You get you get book talk over any book talk is like you know yeah, book talk. speaker-0: Come over to the dark side, which is us. speaker-1: It's us. Hi, Book Talk. It's us. Hi. It's my smut. I love my smut. But also But also Is Sarah J Mass a flat flat earther? No, no. speaker-0: She hasn't what we just discussed, you don't have to be a flat earther. You just live in other realms, other speaker-1: have to make worlds. And I mean what she's saying is or what the books say is very similar to this. Like it's wildly similar. So hmm. Now let's speaker-0: Talk about the Nazis. speaker-1: god damn the Nazis? How do they tie into this? speaker-0: Nazi UFO bases, man. speaker-1: Nazi UFO bases. speaker-0: Rumors of secret Nazi bases hidden beneath the Antarctica have swirled for decades. They're talking about the Third Reich established a hidden haven in under the ice in Antarctica. speaker-1: How the fuck do they get under the ice? speaker-0: December 1938, four years into Hitler's reign, he took direct control of the German military. On the brink of World War II, Hitler was involved in some strange things. He was searching for ancient relics that he believed held power. Have you seen Indiana Jones? speaker-1: Yes. speaker-0: So you know a little bit. They were looking for the Ark of the Covenant. Yeah. Like all of that. That that was all real. That's not made up. He was really, he was looking for Atlantis. He was He had the theory that Germany was actually Atlantis. speaker-1: Interrupt. speaker-0: And that Atlanteans were the Aryan race, which is his whole and then a bunch of bad things happened and he's an evil guy, blah blah. speaker-1: Yeah, he's not don't agree with anything he's speaker-0: Anything he says. But that's what he was trying to prove. He was trying to find Atlantis. Because he thought that they were the superior species and he thought that Germans speaker-1: What's wild is that like I've heard all about you know, you learn some stuff in school that was never taught. speaker-0: I mentioned something about myself looking a little Aryan. Yeah. And your husband had no idea what that term Well speaker-1: I didn't know what Arian meant either until you told him. speaker-0: Blonde hair, blue eyes, basically. Yeah. Which is not anything special. Let me tell ya. speaker-1: Well, I don't know. I have blue eyes too, so I feel like that's kinda special. speaker-0: Not in the same sense. speaker-1: I don't know. not for Nazi wise. No, I'm just saying blue eyes are cool. A speaker-0: I they are speaker-1: little cool. None of my kids got but I did. speaker-0: None of your kids have blue eyes. Nope. On December 17th, of that year, German freighter a German freighter with 33 members, scientists, military construction workers, and the Thule Society, which was an elite group focused on mysticism and occult, went to Antarctica. speaker-1: Really? speaker-0: He took a bunch of occultists to Antarctica. They wanted to learn about ancient civilizations. They believed that the Aryans came from Antarctica and that they were themselves Aryan. The Thule believed that they held mystical powers that would be able to communicate with these ancient civilizations. They wanted to know if these ancient beings were from under the earth or extraterrestrials from space. The Thule gave information about building and advan building advanced vehicles like flying saucers and told Hitler that in Antarctica. There were extraterrestrial base extraterrestrial terrestrial terrestrial terrestrial. speaker-1: Extraterrestrial. Say it again. speaker-0: Extraterrestrial bases that he could go in, meet with these ancient beings, and gain technological knowledge. They went to Antarctica and mapped a huge portion of Antarctica, and they also established a secret base known as Base 211. A Nazi UFO base under the ice in Antarctica is something that Hitzler, Hitler, and the Nazis were interested in. They wanted to set up a secret base for extraterrestrial beings or ancient civilizations from under the ice. Hmm. They didn't know which one at the time. It's a theory that after World War II, Hitler and the Nazis fled to Antarctica and that they took submarines, went under the water, found entrances to these secret bases, and led to the underground cities that they have been hiding in ever since. speaker-1: So wait, is this like proven that speaker-0: No. Okay. It is proven that a lot of them fled to like Argentina, speaker-1: Okay. speaker-0: but the theory is that some of them also fled to Antarctica. speaker-1: That none of that is proven. And there's no proven anything basis. speaker-0: Proven by who? speaker-1: Well yeah, true. 'Cause we wouldn't fucking know. Mm-hmm. 'Cause they would hide it from us. speaker-0: A year after World War Two, the US got into the Antarctica game. That's when Operation High Jump took effect. The government denied this at the time, but it became known that the objective of Operation High Jump was to extend the US into Antarctica. Okay. Kind of take over. That's where Admiral Byrd comes into play from before he discovered all this stuff. They put a gag order on him and they found out later through his journals. Got it. There's a theory that aliens from Antarctica made a deal with President Eisenhower. Eisenhower said that they could kidnap humans and do experiments on them, but they could only take humans from specific locations such as speaker-1: Like the middle of the country. Like Kentucky. speaker-0: National Park. speaker-1: National National Parks. Okay, where that okay. Fuck number one, do you remember we talked about this that I said that was a theory that like they made an agreement, but it wasn't national parks. It was like the middle of the country where this is not to anybody who lives in the middle of the country. We do not think that you're less intelligent. But at the But this is what they said or this is what I've heard. But then if you think about the national parks and how many people go missing, that's like there's a whole podcast. Mm-hmm. That like Ashley Flowers. National Parks after That's that's what that's what you said. Is that the Ashley Flowers one or is that a different one? That may Okay, well speaker-0: Okay. speaker-1: I know Ashley Flowers who does Crime Junkie, which is a really big one. I don't know if you ever listened to that. I used to love it. But she does one too. There that's like fucking mind blowing. speaker-0: There's so many people that have gone missing in national parks. Like speaker-1: Yes. Well, and I've always wondered, like, you know, you think, okay, serial killers is one that is obvious. And that's speaker-0: Proven to speaker-1: yep. But also portals. Why are national parks national parks? And that's what when you look into these things is kind of like fucks you up because it's like lots of naturally occurring things. speaker-0: Have you seen that map of all of the Bigfoot sightings? And you overlay it with the national parks and it's like And speaker-1: And it's speaker-0: Bigfoot is an interdimensional traveler. speaker-1: As we all know. Duh, but we I also will be the, you know, devil's advocate on this, but it also all national parks are also like big plots of land that nobody can do anything on. And so you know, if he's living there, it makes sense. However, and also like people disappearing, big big things of woods, this that blah blah blah. Still I don't think it fucking makes sense. I feel like there is portals or things and And that's or aliens are getting you. speaker-0: Or aliens are getting speaker-1: Portals would make sense that they could come take him through the portal and they just like suck you down into the earth instead of you go up into a or you go into one of those silver things that help them fly the plane. Like speaker-0: At the bank? Yeah. Yeah. speaker-1: What it make? speaker-0: Where the tubes and you put your money in it it goes speaker-1: that's what you're thinking. I was like, What? I was talking about the guy who the silver discs helped him land the plane. I was like, you know, then that's why we get UFO sightings or whatever. Those silver discs come up and they like who suck you up and then they take you down through the portals. Like at the back I guess they do go up. Well they go down too. They go under. huh. I was talk yeah, I see we're talking about the same thing. I gotcha. speaker-0: An interesting point is that Nazis Germans, people under Hitler's reign, those evil people, were very technologically advanced. speaker-1: Which we do know this. We've talked about this before. So which is kind of scary. speaker-0: And w I'm not obviously they were the most evil people ever. speaker-1: Just because you're technologically advanced doesn't make you a good human or a good we're not saying anything good about them, but however, speaker-0: Wanna make that clear. speaker-1: yeah, that's but th it is an interesting fact about this. speaker-0: Yeah. there's also theories of ancient civilizations, which we've kind of touched on. Could Anarch Antarctica be the resting place of civilizations lost in time? There's the Fitbidden Land Theory. Antarctica is very heavily gardened and off limits to most people. Mm-hmm. The international is the international community hiding something sinister? Are they trying to cover up other lands or is it just protecting a fragile environment? speaker-1: Doubtful. speaker-0: Do they really protect much? speaker-1: No, they don't. If it was anything they could do anything with, they're doing it. And why is it so protected? Yeah. speaker-0: It's also important to note that there are lots of accounts of strange lights, sounds, bizarre behavior in animals. There's so many unexplained occurrences there from people that have worked down there because nobody actually lives in Antarctica, but people do work at bases down there for extended periods of time. speaker-1: Hm. speaker-0: There are some well-documented cases of people who have had. speaker-1: Extra trust. speaker-0: Experiences down there, seeing things, there's I really like the theory that it's like almost an airport, different dimensions or extraterrestrial. speaker-1: Yeah. I feel like that just makes the most sense. But with any of those theories, I feel like it's accurate. speaker-0: There's also that theory that they have a device down there that can make earthquakes happen and make natural disasters happen. speaker-1: That's another one of those crazy well it's not crazy but things that you s conspiracy theories that you see or like send out like rainstorms with sickness in them or control the weather, send tornadoes, do Yeah, I don't like that. speaker-0: There's also the Miami Mall. When they you put in the coordinates to the Miami Mall, if you flip them, it's the South Pole. So maybe they got it wrong when they put in where they're supposed to lay on theodles. speaker-1: Well, they had a little whoopsie doodly. Whoopsie Whoopsie Doodles. We ended up at a mall. Not this house. Whoops. Whoopsie Daisy. This is not this is not where we meant to go. Sorry, humans. Sorry for the fright. We're just gonna go on a speaker-0: Be on our way here. speaker-1: what? They didn't do anything. They just were. They were just there. It speaker-0: They were gone. speaker-1: does sound like it was a little whoopsie doodly on their part. Whoopsie doodly. They made a whoop a mistake. Interesting. This fucks my head up because then all of these I feel like all of these say basically the same thing is that essentially no matter what, they all come back to the theory that Antarctica is an airport, a portal is something to another kind of dimension, a place, a thing of speaker-0: And there's a l not all countries, but there's a lot of countries that have kind of a toe in Antarctica. What if this is where the main what is that called? Like the big government? speaker-1: Of the But that I feel like that is the one I feel like fucking obvious thing. Like, what do we agree on with all these other countries? Nothing. But we all agree to protect Antarctica? Portals. What? We agree to protect the fucking penguins that are there? Do you know what I'm saying? Like what's there? I do like penguins. What what I mean, I like penguins too, like what are we protecting? Just the ice? There. I mean, I know the ice is a big deal because if it all melts, we're we're all gonna die, but like speaker-0: Like there's substances there that they're trying to study that they can't because it has to be so far underground for them to study. Like it's it's almost like these blocks of ice, but it's not ice, it's made out of like oxygen and it turns into like this blue hard substance. But when they bring it up and try to study it, it just kind of melts away into oxygen. speaker-1: And they have no idea what it is. speaker-0: Well, it's it's oxygen, but they haven't been able to study it because they can't they speaker-1: Huh. speaker-0: can't speaker-1: Well they can't yeah, they can't move it away from like is it it's not temperature based? Is it like It is temperature based. It's temperature based. speaker-0: Temperature. Temperature base. I I just saw something the other day about it and it has to be like so many degrees below zero and oxygen will turn into a like a solid. And it looks like ice, but it's blue. It's not like kind of clearish. So speaker-1: Yeah. So wild. That's wild. That's one of those I like this I think the scariest part of all this is number one that you said we scratched the surface. So there's so much more that we didn't even cover on this. speaker-0: so much more that we didn't even cover. Like we could have an entire podcast just on Antarctica speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-0: and the conspiracies and the theories and all of that stuff. I still really like the other lands, like beyond the ice wall. Again, don't like the flat Earth theory, but I don't think I don't think the two one has to be with the other. I think there can be different dimensions, different worlds, and that's just how it was put put on pl. speaker-1: Right here. Yeah, it's I also think that it is just from what you're saying, is it sounds to me like all of these are saying the same things in a different font. Does that make sense? Yeah, that's really they're essentially saying all the same things. And I wanna go to the speaker-0: The land of the leprechauns, personally. Yeah. speaker-1: Yeah. I don't know. I we're doing an episode on them soon and I hear they're shisty little bastards. Are they fun? speaker-0: They're they're pretty fun. They're pretty fun. speaker-1: Okay. Mm-hmm. I'm excited for that one. Anyways. speaker-0: So that's like scratching the surface of Antarctica. speaker-1: I feel like we have a lot to ponder. Like speaker-0: So much to ponder. speaker-1: a lot. I am am I gonna be able to sleep tonight? I don't think speaker-0: I mean we talked about ancient beans, we talked about the Greys, we talked about Bigfoot, we talked about Nazis, we talked about the US government, we talked about serial killers and murders, we we really this was a soup of an episode. speaker-1: It sounds like Ant Artica's a soup itself. speaker-0: No, we'll fit right in there. speaker-1: We sure would. Also, like if shit goes to hell, like come get me. Leprecons, I'll come live with you guys. speaker-0: Well, I mean the eat your ipe. speaker-1: I don't want that. Just kidding. I'm not going there. Where where's another place that would take us? Somewhere somewhere where they like speaker-0: Atlantis sounds lovely. speaker-1: Atlanta sounds great. I'll go there. speaker-0: Land of the Giants unless there's speaker-1: No. speaker-0: and there's that woman on auntie something speaker-1: She cray cray. speaker-0: can't stop watching. When she comes on, she talks about the giants and how they are like demons and evil and seriously. speaker-1: She takes this so s but I saw one that she did the other day and it was talking about something and she was like, no, they didn't. The government made Auntie mad, like tisking the government or saying something and it was so like yes speaker-0: Cringy? speaker-1: and I was like, Shut the fuck up, like what are you talk who are you your aunt? Like who's to be the fuck are you? She speaker-0: Used to be like an she used to be a medium. speaker-1: So that's why I'm confused, 'cause she is speaker-0: to be a medium and like make money off of it and then she became very religious which is fine but now like she's got she's got like some fetish with these giants or something she's always talking about them and did you know why giants are in existence because ladies them hoes did it with fallen angels speaker-1: Damn hope. speaker-0: them hoes and brought forth these Evil. speaker-1: Giants. What what do the giants do? speaker-0: I have no idea. speaker-1: okay. Just curious. speaker-0: I mean they hide pretty damn well. speaker-1: Well. I'm just saying like physiologically, physiologically, physio physio what do you is it physi physi physically? Physically. Fi is that what I'm trying to say? How would one speaker-0: You talking about how we birth a giant? Yeah. Yeah, that would be physically. speaker-1: Like I'm just unless they birth a normal size unless they just get big real fast. Maybe he speaker-0: Yeah. I'm sure she speaker-1: has. Auntie is cray cray, but if you guys want her handle, we'll give it to you. But I don't know that I would speaker-0: She said something about like sometimes when I'm like on the elliptical or the treadmill, I'll watch TikTok. And I when I land on or her, I cannot stop watching. And there was this one time she's like, Do you want proof? Do you want proof? Next time it snows, look outside first thing in the morning. You will see footprints of evil beings in the snow. speaker-1: Or animals. speaker-0: It could be a little bunny hop. speaker-1: There's a hoof, it could be Satan or speaker-0: Or Slowfoot himself. speaker-1: Or a goat. It could be a goat. Especially like the farm that's down the street. The fluffy pigs. speaker-0: They're curly haired pig guys. Like legit, they look like they've had a perm. They speaker-1: They look like sheep. We thought they were sheep for something else. They're pigs. And now every time we see I point and my kids and I were like, Floopy pigs! They floopy pigs. They look speaker-0: Flip things with the arm. speaker-1: I didn't know that was a thing. Well apparently it is. I want to pet it. speaker-0: There's also this really tiny fat goat that I have named Metastopheles. speaker-1: Mm-hmm. That's fun. Look on your good for you. speaker-0: It's an old it's an old German like demonstration like you know, Faust made a deal anyhow any who's I just like to say Mephistopheles. speaker-1: To each their own. Right? That's a mouthful. It is. I can't I can't. He's this little goat. I always just like that they're climbing the fences trying to eat the blackberry bushes that are dead. speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-1: They're crazy. But they're so cute. So cute. speaker-0: Cute. There's also an alpaca. speaker-1: yeah. I just heard a child yell. They're screaming. Anyways, all right, let's wrap this shit up. speaker-0: Yeah, so if you have any stories, if you've been beyond the ice wall, please let us know. Or speaker-1: Or if you have your own theories about it, like what do you what do you think? Like do you have a theory that you want us to share? We'll share it. Let us know. And to be speaker-0: To be fair, we are joking around, but if you were to come to us with a theory, we are not gonna make fun of you legitimately want to speaker-1: No, no. No. I think the biggest thing that you and I both do is like we will look for logic and everything, but we I don't not believe it takes a lot for me to not believe in something. Right. And I need a lot of proof to speaker-0: To be a hundred percent on something. speaker-1: To discount something. So if you think that you have some sort of proof on something, like you wanna you wanna convince us that the earth is flat, let us know. Let me. speaker-0: Let's hear it. speaker-1: We didn't go to the moon, it was all a set. speaker-0: You're trying to convince me of that one. Apparently I am like speaker-1: I'm I'm not trying to I don't know that I fully believe that. I just still You're that speaker-0: Husband fully believes speaker-1: I there's just some things that you see and you're like question it. Yeah. Like there it's just there's some questionable things. There's questions. Like like how we knew what Earth looked like previous to a satellite. speaker-0: No it was round because it w the shadow on the speaker-1: That's fine, the round part, but like where all the continents were and that we got their shapes. speaker-0: like the map. speaker-1: Yes, we got their shape exactly correct. speaker-0: They went along the the line, like the line that meant earth and water with a little pencil. speaker-1: Yeah, they just like just went all the way and they made sure that like, you know, in between South America and and Antarctica they got that a hundred percent. Yep. Mm. Good to know. And all the little islands. They hit everything. Wild. Sh they're pretty good back then. They were. With no help from anybody. speaker-0: Or anything. 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