Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 41 - BUZZZZ
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- 1:10Speaker 4: Terms apply, and I always find and I always find
- 1:16Speaker 4: something wrong. You've been putting up with my shit for
- 1:26Speaker 4: wayzo long alright ready, yeah, throw my shirt on. Do
- 1:33Speaker 4: not fucking talk to him? Was seven dollars in ninety
- 1:35Speaker 4: nine cents. Well, it looks like the fucking runs and
- 1:38Speaker 4: you one hundred thirty bucks. So apparently we't know how
- 1:48Speaker 4: to talk about euphoria anymore, right, because we got like
- 1:52Speaker 4: a strike on my channel. Why I don't know all
- 1:57Speaker 4: of the other girl who does the YouTube email to
- 2:00Speaker 4: her and asked her what it was, and she said
- 2:02Speaker 4: she listened back to the episode, and she assumed it
- 2:04Speaker 4: was about us talking about like the under like promoting
- 2:06Speaker 4: underage drinking and drugs.
- 2:09Speaker 1: We didn't do that, well, I.
- 2:10Speaker 4: Think we sarcastically did. But apparently we have to be
- 2:13Speaker 4: very clear that we're joking. Why do they have to
- 2:18Speaker 4: be very clear that what the fuck? Because they do
- 2:21Speaker 4: not on YouTube? Brother on HBO, if you want to
- 2:23Speaker 4: get the podcast on HBO, it's a different story.
- 2:26Speaker 1: I had fucking takes on euphoria this week.
- 2:28Speaker 4: Oh, you don't have to talk about him.
- 2:30Speaker 1: I thought. The most unrealistic thing about the most recent
- 2:32Speaker 1: episode was how nice that the bathroom was. This guy's
- 2:36Speaker 1: bathroom is like fucking black tile, shiny, fucking beautiful walking shower.
- 2:41Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense that his parents would even
- 2:43Speaker 1: fucking orchestrate such a fucking sex dungeon bathroom for an
- 2:46Speaker 1: eighteen year old.
- 2:47Speaker 4: Bro, what did I say about talking about euphoria?
- 2:51Speaker 1: I'm just getting it out of my system. Keep this in, wait,
- 2:58Speaker 1: just keep this in. Yeah, we're just keeping this in
- 3:00Speaker 1: all right.
- 3:01Speaker 4: You're not gonna want it in when we're on my
- 3:03Speaker 4: channel gets a strike and we stop getting views. I mean,
- 3:07Speaker 4: along to that bonus money, because it's gonna be the
- 3:09Speaker 4: last you're saying of it.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Yeah, right, like you're not rolling in it too, Like
- 3:13Speaker 1: you don't have a fresh Viva carty.
- 3:15Speaker 4: They gave me an Amazon gift card fifty fifteen dollars
- 3:20Speaker 4: fairly get it?
- 3:21Speaker 1: Like the video?
- 3:21Speaker 4: Yeah, they were like, you got that candle? Right, you
- 3:23Speaker 4: could buy a book with that.
- 3:26Speaker 1: Damn they fucking dubbed you badly. Well, dub would consists
- 3:29Speaker 1: of them giving you at least at twenty They didn't
- 3:31Speaker 1: even give you shit.
- 3:34Speaker 4: No, my bonus has made me decide that I'm gonna
- 3:36Speaker 4: stay here for a little longer.
- 3:38Speaker 1: Oh, in a good way. That sounds like it's a
- 3:41Speaker 1: good thing.
- 3:41Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it was good. I was very happy with it.
- 3:43Speaker 1: That sounds like they like felt like they fucked up
- 3:45Speaker 1: and they're trying to make it better for you.
- 3:47Speaker 4: No, I doubt it. Do you see Eric's sweet today? Well?
- 3:50Speaker 1: No, what was it?
- 3:51Speaker 4: She was like, I'm looking for a new person on
- 3:53Speaker 4: her team to like edit, I don't know, like a
- 3:57Speaker 4: new producer, I think. And she was like, and it's
- 3:59Speaker 4: not going to be little sas, so don't ask.
- 4:02Speaker 1: Oh really?
- 4:02Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:03Speaker 1: She also somebody like responded to it and was like, uh,
- 4:06Speaker 1: I watched part of my take every.
- 4:08Speaker 4: Fucking day, so I thought that was funny.
- 4:10Speaker 1: I know, I think that that might have been you.
- 4:13Speaker 1: That might have been you on the lo.
- 4:14Speaker 4: Lo though I only listened to the part of my
- 4:17Speaker 4: take episodes with Jimmy t Trow.
- 4:19Speaker 1: My knuckles are a bleeding.
- 4:20Speaker 4: Now, Jesus Christ, dude, Now we're actually gonna get demonetized.
- 4:24Speaker 1: I got in a fucking fight. Bro, don't look at it.
- 4:27Speaker 4: Can't show blood on YouTube, don't look at It's like
- 4:30Speaker 4: the one rule, Why do you have blood? Are you
- 4:32Speaker 4: gonna be gay this whole episode? Bro, I'm just trying
- 4:36Speaker 4: to make the money. Jesus, why do you need why
- 4:39Speaker 4: do why do you have bloody knuckles?
- 4:43Speaker 1: I'm a fucking dangerous person.
- 4:45Speaker 4: Who'd you fight a wall?
- 4:46Speaker 1: Brick wall?
- 4:47Speaker 4: Oh, don't admit that you're punching walls?
- 4:51Speaker 1: No, you think I just punched the wall right now?
- 4:55Speaker 4: No, NFL trouble at home. I fucking punched through the wall.
- 5:00Speaker 1: You know I don't have a fucking exposed brick in
- 5:02Speaker 1: my apartment, brother, trouble away from home.
- 5:05Speaker 4: I would assume you did, because we do.
- 5:08Speaker 1: Don't you have a fake brick?
- 5:10Speaker 4: No, we have real brick. Just like for some reason
- 5:12Speaker 4: the people that were that were there before us painted
- 5:14Speaker 4: it white.
- 5:15Speaker 1: What fucking idiots? Bro. That reminds me of the Euphoria bathroom.
- 5:18Speaker 4: Yeah, we got like nice ass. We have like a
- 5:20Speaker 4: nice ass exposed brick right when you walk in. And
- 5:23Speaker 4: then the exposed brick in our rooms is white? Arem
- 5:26Speaker 4: I the only one with exposed brick in my room? No?
- 5:28Speaker 4: I do as well.
- 5:29Speaker 1: There was definitely some some.
- 5:30Speaker 4: Girls cardboard walls. Yeah, No, it was girls that.
- 5:34Speaker 1: You could just reach through. Duke's wall again, Yeah, a
- 5:38Speaker 1: little bit of rain and the wall starts to collapse.
- 5:41Speaker 4: Duke's closet is in the is in the hallway, not
- 5:43Speaker 4: in his room. And I went out into the I
- 5:45Speaker 4: went out to go to the bathroom the other morning
- 5:47Speaker 4: and he was just ass naked changing in the kitchen.
- 5:50Speaker 1: Really, I mean, you are room. You have dude roommates.
- 5:54Speaker 1: But at the same time, though, I've had dude roommates
- 5:56Speaker 1: for different parts of my life and we never saw
- 5:59Speaker 1: each of this penises. M hm.
- 6:00Speaker 4: You never should, but you do.
- 6:02Speaker 1: That's how you guys live your life.
- 6:03Speaker 4: Well, Dukes grew up in a newdist family.
- 6:06Speaker 1: Hugs is a little bit unhinged. He wanted the paper walls, yeah,
- 6:10Speaker 1: he did. Said the paper walls were a little bit
- 6:12Speaker 1: much for him. But he'll live civilized for a minute.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Give us a what is up everybody?
- 6:17Speaker 4: So, uh yeah, it started off was weird. What is up? Everybody?
- 6:22Speaker 4: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dead podcast. Today
- 6:24Speaker 4: is Monday, January thirty first, it's six thirty pm. In
- 6:28Speaker 4: his episode forty one, Big Milestone.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Who was the forty first president?
- 6:34Speaker 4: Forty second episode will be dedicated to Jackie Robinson. Facts Bro,
- 6:38Speaker 4: We're doing a history episode.
- 6:40Speaker 1: I love that dude, fucking swift ass. Swift ass player.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Change the game pee wee reas too. I'm like the
- 6:46Speaker 1: pee wee reas of this podcast, not the same pee
- 6:49Speaker 1: wee reach was his his shortstop buddy who like put
- 6:52Speaker 1: his arm around him and made it cool. Toka, that's
- 6:55Speaker 1: like me with this ageous ass company towards you. Yeah,
- 6:58Speaker 1: I'm the pee Wee Reese and I'm like, you know what,
- 7:00Speaker 1: leave the boy alone. You have anything to say to
- 7:03Speaker 1: the boy? You say to me my bloody knuckles?
- 7:05Speaker 4: Yeah? Why are your knuckles bleeding? It was the actual
- 7:07Speaker 4: story on that. What do you mean without riddled with lies?
- 7:10Speaker 1: I didn't. I just it was a little bit.
- 7:12Speaker 4: No, because I saw you posted, because I saw Francis
- 7:14Speaker 4: posted that picture of you guys, and I remember seeing
- 7:16Speaker 4: your knuckles all red?
- 7:17Speaker 1: Why'd you zoom in on my knuck? My knuckie thompsais? Bro?
- 7:21Speaker 4: Who's you get in a fight with? Bro? Just how
- 7:24Speaker 4: long did you look at that picture?
- 7:25Speaker 1: Not long? You're yealous?
- 7:28Speaker 4: I was like, I should fucking.
- 7:32Speaker 1: I mean, we talked about you.
- 7:34Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure you did.
- 7:35Speaker 1: You want to know what we said?
- 7:36Speaker 4: Bad things? Probably?
- 7:37Speaker 1: No, It was just like, uh, well, you know Francis,
- 7:41Speaker 1: I do good friend of mine. Yeah, you put him
- 7:43Speaker 1: on in front of the program. He actually said that
- 7:45Speaker 1: you let him go last. It shows that you throw
- 7:48Speaker 1: well that.
- 7:48Speaker 4: Was once and that was because he was late, but
- 7:51Speaker 4: he was supposed to go last either way. He was
- 7:54Speaker 4: late though, fucked up the whole show. Really now we
- 7:57Speaker 4: just all had to do like longer.
- 7:59Speaker 1: That's how fucked up.
- 8:00Speaker 4: Well, like obviously we let the rookies do They're five
- 8:02Speaker 4: minutes and then your.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Little Dog and Pony Show. Yeah, and then.
- 8:07Speaker 4: Yeah o' maley just did an hour of just improv.
- 8:11Speaker 1: Yeah. It was incredible.
- 8:12Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 8:12Speaker 1: I saw she kept on bringing a watermelon out on
- 8:14Speaker 1: stage and smashing it and the crowd will go fucking crazy.
- 8:17Speaker 4: She was just she was just wrapping uh bubber bands
- 8:21Speaker 4: around a watermelon until it.
- 8:23Speaker 1: And just people cheer, with everyone getting louder and louder
- 8:27Speaker 1: until it was like a fucking one hundred and ten decipel.
- 8:30Speaker 4: We should do that on the AK yeah, because it
- 8:33Speaker 4: is hilarious truth and that dude who does that on
- 8:35Speaker 4: TikTok of course? Yeah, of course.
- 8:37Speaker 1: Why can't we do it in here?
- 8:39Speaker 4: Nah?
- 8:39Speaker 1: Why can't we do it on Son of a Boy Dad?
- 8:41Speaker 1: How would you differentiate Son of a Boy d from.
- 8:43Speaker 4: The AC There's five less people on Son of.
- 8:46Speaker 1: A Boy So it's just about the number of people.
- 8:48Speaker 4: Yeah, it's more personal.
- 8:50Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. So if it's just about
- 8:51Speaker 1: the number of people, why couldn't we wrap rubber bands
- 8:53Speaker 1: around a fucking watermelon.
- 8:57Speaker 4: You don't want to wrap around a watermelon because I
- 8:58Speaker 4: don't want to buy a watermel on for starters. I
- 9:02Speaker 4: have to keep clean up watermelon all over the office.
- 9:04Speaker 1: That's why we got your nemesis, Jake from for the
- 9:07Speaker 1: listeners who don't know, Little Sasquatch fucking hates our producer Jake.
- 9:12Speaker 4: I don't you just like Jake. You give him a
- 9:15Speaker 4: hard time.
- 9:16Speaker 1: You do low man him a little bit, you make
- 9:19Speaker 1: him a low man on the Tyler's Great.
- 9:22Speaker 4: Tyler's Great too. Yeah, Jake walks in and he's like,
- 9:25Speaker 4: what the fuck are you looking at? And I'm like, dude,
- 9:28Speaker 4: I don't have the energy for this today.
- 9:30Speaker 1: But you were already going back and forth with him
- 9:32Speaker 1: on the fucking text chat.
- 9:33Speaker 4: Oh yeah I was. You said, we're going to get
- 9:37Speaker 4: some nice news funny to pretend that he's not full time.
- 9:40Speaker 4: He's still on intern It is funny, dude. He became
- 9:43Speaker 4: in it, he became. He went from internship to full
- 9:45Speaker 4: time very fast, didn't he.
- 9:47Speaker 5: Yeah, he was the same as he was the same
- 9:49Speaker 5: as me, because we started in September and stead of
- 9:52Speaker 5: June and then just became full time with all the people.
- 9:56Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he he didn't. He wasn't here for
- 9:58Speaker 4: that long before he was full I know.
- 9:59Speaker 1: It's because this company's run by women, and so whenever
- 10:03Speaker 1: dudes who are like a little bit attractive come through,
- 10:05Speaker 1: they're like, oh my god, he's got upper management written
- 10:07Speaker 1: all over. It's like when Joe Burrow wins a playoff
- 10:10Speaker 1: game and the whole time line is flicking their beans
- 10:12Speaker 1: or whatever. It's like, fucking Joe Burrow's the goat.
- 10:15Speaker 4: I DMed him asking for him to call on the podcast.
- 10:17Speaker 4: He didn't answer.
- 10:18Speaker 1: He's probably just going through a bunch of DM's right.
- 10:20Speaker 4: No, he's got more important shit. I'll hit him back there.
- 10:23Speaker 1: This was it from a verified account.
- 10:25Speaker 4: No, bro, I do think that matters on Instagram?
- 10:28Speaker 1: Well, I mean, he'll see it more, though, it'll kind
- 10:30Speaker 1: of pop off the page a little bit more. God
- 10:33Speaker 1: damn it, bro, I'm bleeding and I got it on
- 10:34Speaker 1: my fucking pants.
- 10:35Speaker 4: Now, will you tell us why you're bleeding?
- 10:38Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. I was just sitting here. I'm
- 10:40Speaker 1: probably a hypochondria.
- 10:41Speaker 4: Where did the where did the scar or where did
- 10:43Speaker 4: the scab come from that you were picking at, because
- 10:46Speaker 4: they don't just appear like that unless you have herpes
- 10:48Speaker 4: on your hands.
- 10:49Speaker 1: I got the hand hurt, bro. This shit is devastating.
- 10:52Speaker 1: I was there was It was during the snowstorm, and
- 10:55Speaker 1: I was fucking shoveling for this old lady.
- 10:57Speaker 2: Bro.
- 10:57Speaker 1: She was so fucking sweet, and then you know she
- 11:01Speaker 1: was she was coming out to pay me.
- 11:02Speaker 4: I ever worked for free.
- 11:03Speaker 1: I wasn't going to she was coming out to pay me.
- 11:05Speaker 1: And she had a fucking crisp bass twenty dollars bill
- 11:07Speaker 1: in her hand. She was holding it up like fucking
- 11:10Speaker 1: her like ticket to get onto the train. And as
- 11:12Speaker 1: she was fucking walking down the steps of her brownstone,
- 11:15Speaker 1: some fucking dude on a bike, some delivery driver, fucking
- 11:19Speaker 1: plucked it out of her hand, and fucking no, and
- 11:21Speaker 1: I did not have I started spreading after this dude,
- 11:26Speaker 1: I fucking duffed him in the back of his I'm
- 11:30Speaker 1: telling you the fucking gospel truth, and exactly what happened.
- 11:33Speaker 1: I duffed him in the back of his fucking bicycle helmet,
- 11:36Speaker 1: and as he fucking went to the ground and I
- 11:38Speaker 1: fucking wrestled the twenty dollars from him. That's hilarious. I
- 11:41Speaker 1: fucking got a little scrapy on my fucking nookie, But uh,
- 11:45Speaker 1: it's good. I just it should be. It should have
- 11:47Speaker 1: fucking cinched up right now. I should fucking seal it
- 11:50Speaker 1: over with a hot soldering iron, like and fucking yellow jackets.
- 11:54Speaker 4: Dude. We got a we got dumped on in Massachusetts
- 11:57Speaker 4: and I was home for it, and my mom made
- 11:59Speaker 4: us go out and shovel like mid storm.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Really you have you have to do? Though.
- 12:06Speaker 4: We were shoveling, and like every time I would shovel,
- 12:11Speaker 4: I would look back and it would be already be
- 12:12Speaker 4: there'd be so much snow on it. We got like
- 12:13Speaker 4: two feet of snow.
- 12:14Speaker 1: No way, Yeah, that was the worst of it, right, I.
- 12:16Speaker 4: Think, Yeah, I think the US it's got some of
- 12:19Speaker 4: the worst of it.
- 12:20Speaker 1: Damn, did you have a did your back hurt?
- 12:22Speaker 4: No?
- 12:23Speaker 1: Really gauged my core and your Are your hamstrings lose
- 12:27Speaker 1: enough to do that? Oh? Yeah, you've been stretching your handies? Yeah? Interesting,
- 12:31Speaker 1: do you really?
- 12:32Speaker 4: I stretch my hammies when I play video games because
- 12:34Speaker 4: I have no I have no back support.
- 12:36Speaker 1: And they are linked hips your handies.
- 12:40Speaker 4: My legs stick out straight on my bed or Chris
- 12:43Speaker 4: cross apple sauce, and then I have to like lean
- 12:45Speaker 4: up straight.
- 12:46Speaker 1: Do you have to say apple sauce or you just
- 12:47Speaker 1: say criss cross?
- 12:48Speaker 4: No, Chris Cross apple sauce.
- 12:50Speaker 1: So what hamstring stretch do you do that? But which one? Would?
- 12:53Speaker 1: Just put your legs straight out?
- 12:55Speaker 4: Pretty much?
- 12:55Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 12:55Speaker 4: Do not playing? Just sit there for hours.
- 12:59Speaker 1: Oh and it just kind of passively gives nice pressure. Y. Yeah,
- 13:02Speaker 1: that's that. Probably as nice as fuck, Honestly.
- 13:04Speaker 4: Now it starts to hurt after a while because they're
- 13:06Speaker 4: stretching it so much.
- 13:07Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I'm obsessed with how fucking bitch ass tight
- 13:10Speaker 1: my hamstrings are and I can't do anything to fix
- 13:13Speaker 1: it because you're old. But they've been tight since I
- 13:16Speaker 1: was young. Because I don't play video games. I think
- 13:19Speaker 1: I had.
- 13:19Speaker 4: Loose ones when I was younger, and then they got tighter,
- 13:22Speaker 4: and then I tore one when I was lifting one
- 13:24Speaker 4: time doing rdls, and it fucking hurt.
- 13:27Speaker 1: Tore your hamstring, yeah, or you like pulled it.
- 13:29Speaker 4: Pulled it probably not tory to it will probably a
- 13:32Speaker 4: little bigger of a deal.
- 13:33Speaker 1: Yeah, that that would have been devastating. But I mean,
- 13:36Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my RDL game. I'm trying to
- 13:38Speaker 1: get my loose hamstring.
- 13:39Speaker 4: Rdls are like the only lie leg exercise that I
- 13:42Speaker 4: like feel hard.
- 13:44Speaker 1: What which one of those? What's the difference between a
- 13:46Speaker 1: RDL and a BSS.
- 13:49Speaker 4: What's a BSS.
- 13:50Speaker 1: Bulgarian splits squad?
- 13:52Speaker 4: Oh there's a huge difference, completely different exercise.
- 13:55Speaker 1: Will show it to me, brother.
- 13:56Speaker 4: A Bulgarian split squad is like just like you're just
- 13:58Speaker 4: squatting with one leg. Right, I can't picture it, can you?
- 14:03Speaker 4: I've done it on the act. Can I see what
- 14:05Speaker 4: it looks likely?
- 14:06Speaker 1: Now?
- 14:06Speaker 4: And then RDL is basically you basically just like stretch
- 14:09Speaker 4: your hamstrings, but like with weight. So are you just
- 14:12Speaker 4: saving all the visual bits for the act?
- 14:14Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 14:14Speaker 4: Pretty much. I feel like you're kind of selling our
- 14:16Speaker 4: show short right now. No I'm not.
- 14:20Speaker 1: You just don't want to show off that. But that
- 14:21Speaker 1: fucking but I feel like it's just tough to shovel
- 14:25Speaker 1: without being really sore. I feel like that's like the
- 14:27Speaker 1: worst thing.
- 14:28Speaker 4: I shoveled a lot, but it was also light snow, okay,
- 14:30Speaker 4: very it was very cold, so the snow is very fluffy, so.
- 14:33Speaker 1: Maybe your me saved you from getting too sore by
- 14:36Speaker 1: making you go out and do it. Well, it was
- 14:37Speaker 1: really light.
- 14:38Speaker 4: And fluffy, but it was. It's still light and fluffy
- 14:40Speaker 4: because it's still freezing outside.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like some of it froze over.
- 14:44Speaker 1: I don't know. We didn't get dumped on. How you
- 14:46Speaker 1: got dumped on? But fucking no, two feet is a
- 14:48Speaker 1: fuck ton.
- 14:49Speaker 4: Yeah, we lost power for a bit.
- 14:51Speaker 1: That sucks too.
- 14:52Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:52Speaker 1: Did your kindle have power? Oh? Yeah, so you're talking
- 14:55Speaker 1: up to one hundred the night before in anticipation, I'm
- 14:59Speaker 1: flying through it.
- 15:00Speaker 4: Read thirty six books this year?
- 15:01Speaker 1: Thirty six?
- 15:02Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my goal.
- 15:03Speaker 1: What type of nerds hit are you? You're a bookworm.
- 15:06Speaker 4: I'm about to finish the third.
- 15:08Speaker 1: You're a bookworm?
- 15:09Speaker 4: Right now? I am right now?
- 15:10Speaker 1: Wait, you're about to finish your third?
- 15:12Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 15:13Speaker 1: Is that mass add up? That mass has an add up?
- 15:15Speaker 4: Yeah, it does, it will because I want to throw
- 15:17Speaker 4: it into three month.
- 15:18Speaker 1: Three months?
- 15:19Speaker 4: Here's a month? Yeah, okay, that's realistic. Yeah, which one
- 15:22Speaker 4: are you on? Three?
- 15:24Speaker 1: What book are you on?
- 15:25Speaker 4: On the road?
- 15:26Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah with Kroak? What's that about?
- 15:29Speaker 4: Just living yeah, yeah, Living in the Freeze good, but
- 15:32Speaker 4: yeah it's good. Yeah yeah.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Rank the three you've you've read this year, including on
- 15:37Speaker 1: the Road.
- 15:39Speaker 4: I would say Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was
- 15:41Speaker 4: my favorite. On the Road, second Hollywood.
- 15:44Speaker 1: Third Hollywood's no good.
- 15:46Speaker 4: Hollywood's good, but it's like it's like, not one of
- 15:49Speaker 4: Bukowski's most well known books. And I've read all of
- 15:51Speaker 4: his good to his all of his best ones.
- 15:53Speaker 1: But you started reading that last year, Hollywood.
- 15:57Speaker 4: I think so now I started reading Hollywood like January.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Liked January. Okay, all out, I'll definitely allow it. We're
- 16:04Speaker 1: just basically starting a book club, though, it's just like
- 16:07Speaker 1: you talking about You're like Oprah, and what are they
- 16:10Speaker 1: saying you should start a book club?
- 16:11Speaker 4: Right? They know? They're just like asking me what books
- 16:14Speaker 4: I'm reading. How's the kindle? I'd say it's amazing, and
- 16:18Speaker 4: I tell them the books I'm reading. You don't miss
- 16:20Speaker 4: the pages, no, not at all. The smell because I
- 16:23Speaker 4: didn't read when I had the pages.
- 16:24Speaker 1: I hated the smell of library books in the fucking library.
- 16:27Speaker 1: It made me slick to my.
- 16:28Speaker 4: Stomach, like like you hate the smell of vinyls.
- 16:31Speaker 1: No, I like the smell of vinyls. I think library.
- 16:33Speaker 4: Books it's the same smell.
- 16:36Speaker 1: I don't think so.
- 16:37Speaker 4: I think there's vinyls and old books.
- 16:38Speaker 1: I think library books are fucking receptacles for dead skin
- 16:41Speaker 1: of everybody that just like leans over their book and
- 16:44Speaker 1: fucking like there are generations of fucking stranger hair and
- 16:48Speaker 1: fucking skin particles get in there. You know?
- 16:50Speaker 4: You can? You can rent books from from libraries on
- 16:54Speaker 4: the kindle. That's so weird. But you have to return them.
- 16:58Speaker 4: What it's like, Well, they're digital. Why do you have
- 17:02Speaker 4: to return though?
- 17:02Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense at all.
- 17:04Speaker 4: Yeah, you can buy NFTs of books on the kindle.
- 17:07Speaker 4: What I spent like my well, I spent my entire
- 17:11Speaker 4: bonus on the on the road nft at.
- 17:14Speaker 1: The risk of getting lynched. NFTs are fucking out of hand, dude,
- 17:17Speaker 1: They fucking they're just I just don't get it. Crack
- 17:20Speaker 1: another one brother either, man.
- 17:23Speaker 4: I just don't get it, and I don't even feel
- 17:24Speaker 4: like talking about it. You know. What I do want
- 17:25Speaker 4: to talk about, though, is the Joe Rogan stuff.
- 17:27Speaker 1: Let's talk about the Joe Rogan stuff. I want to
- 17:29Speaker 1: hear more about your shoveling experience. I want to know
- 17:31Speaker 1: what you ate and drank after you shoveled. I want
- 17:33Speaker 1: to know how all that was. I want to know
- 17:35Speaker 1: about the Joe Rogan. I want to know about how
- 17:36Speaker 1: your trip home was. I want to tell you things.
- 17:41Speaker 4: The Joe Rogan stuff is like the most enraged I've
- 17:44Speaker 4: been online in a while, really, because dude, it's just
- 17:47Speaker 4: all people being like they're just they're just putting on
- 17:50Speaker 4: a character. So you're talking about the people who are
- 17:54Speaker 4: mad that the people being like I can't believe my
- 17:57Speaker 4: dad had to find out who Joe Rogan was. It's like,
- 18:00Speaker 4: first of all, your dad knew who Joe Rogan was
- 18:02Speaker 4: because they're the same age. Yeah, And second of all,
- 18:05Speaker 4: it's like you don't care. No one actually gives a
- 18:08Speaker 4: fuck about what Joe Rogan's saying on his podcast.
- 18:11Speaker 1: Also, people don't know who is on and not on Spotify.
- 18:14Speaker 1: A very small amount of the population knows what artists
- 18:17Speaker 1: made it and what artists aren't ting there.
- 18:19Speaker 4: I wish they listened to like any other because first
- 18:21Speaker 4: of all, they've never listened to Joe Rogan, And second
- 18:23Speaker 4: of all, it's like there's thousands of podcasts that are
- 18:26Speaker 4: saying one hundred times worse shit than Joe Rogan is saying.
- 18:30Speaker 4: And it's not even like's like genuinely racist people that
- 18:33Speaker 4: are making podcasts.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Like bad people that have patreons that are thriving. Yeah,
- 18:39Speaker 1: people who are are raising from the fucking lower to
- 18:42Speaker 1: middle to upper class off the back of racism alone.
- 18:45Speaker 4: Isn't Alex Jones on Spotify, Uh, probably what is his
- 18:48Speaker 4: podcast called.
- 18:50Speaker 1: I think it's just called I'm Racist that he fuck
- 18:54Speaker 1: And it's.
- 18:54Speaker 4: Like, oh, dude, it's just insane. And it's like the
- 18:57Speaker 4: amount of people who are just like pretending to be
- 18:59Speaker 4: someone who they aren't for likes on Twitter is ridiculous.
- 19:02Speaker 1: I can't believe that there's a sub sect of people
- 19:04Speaker 1: who are just giving back the likes like much less
- 19:06Speaker 1: that those people, but thousands of people who are liking
- 19:09Speaker 1: the shit along with it. Yeah, and like uh or
- 19:12Speaker 1: I just the the fact that they think it's on
- 19:15Speaker 1: uh like Spotify to like govern whether like information is
- 19:19Speaker 1: like misinformation or like what's misinformation? Like figure it out
- 19:23Speaker 1: for your fucking self, dude, figure out what what's fucking
- 19:26Speaker 1: right and wrong for your fucking self. Listen to everything
- 19:29Speaker 1: and fucking make up your own mind on it. Don't
- 19:31Speaker 1: be like people are so fucking stupid that you can't
- 19:33Speaker 1: even tell them this because that's all that they're voting for.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Is like people are too fucking dumb to understand anything
- 19:39Speaker 1: for themselves.
- 19:40Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's like the misinformation thing. It's like all
- 19:42Speaker 4: the mainstream media does is put out misinformation constantly because.
- 19:47Speaker 1: They have corporate backers that they're beholden to. All they
- 19:51Speaker 1: want to pick the misinformation, yeah, because they just have
- 19:55Speaker 1: narratives to push, and he has a narrative to push
- 19:57Speaker 1: the but also exactly.
- 19:59Speaker 4: Like a hippie who like wanted less. Yeah, yeah, I
- 20:05Speaker 4: mean he's just doing it for relevancy. And I love
- 20:08Speaker 4: Neil Young. I'm a huge Neil Young fan.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no problems with Neil Young, and I
- 20:12Speaker 1: have no problems with Joe Rogan, I think taking a
- 20:13Speaker 1: stand like that. I mean there's like the one video
- 20:16Speaker 1: that's going around where it's like Neil Young is like
- 20:18Speaker 1: back to his music's owned by like black rock now
- 20:21Speaker 1: or like some blacksona group or some kind of fucking
- 20:24Speaker 1: But then there's also the people who are like tweeting
- 20:26Speaker 1: out like why like maybe the media should fucking blame
- 20:30Speaker 1: themselves that everybody wants to fucking listen to Joe Rogan. Like,
- 20:33Speaker 1: there's a reason people want to listen to Joe Rogan.
- 20:36Speaker 4: Dude, I barely listen to Joe Rogan. I only listen
- 20:38Speaker 4: to Joe Rogan when like comedians are on that I like, yeah,
- 20:41Speaker 4: and like, but it's just still It's like, dude, who
- 20:44Speaker 4: gives a fuck with someone saying on their podcast that
- 20:46Speaker 4: you have to like people are like delete, like deleting Spotify.
- 20:49Speaker 1: First, they came for Joe Rogan and we said nothing.
- 20:52Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, this this guy tweeted Jack Cutchiarella dart myth,
- 21:00Speaker 4: dartmouth alum or no, he's not even a lum. He's
- 21:02Speaker 4: still in school. Hes. He tweeted Spotify chose Joe Rogan
- 21:05Speaker 4: over Neil Young. I'll choose Apple Music over Spotify. It's like, dude,
- 21:09Speaker 4: fucking I hate you.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Yeah, what a legend.
- 21:12Speaker 4: But that's that. He probably got so much pussy off
- 21:14Speaker 4: of that tweet.
- 21:15Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, his roommate was probably sucking him off hard.
- 21:19Speaker 1: They're probably high five until the fucking till the fucking
- 21:22Speaker 1: son came up the next that's a lie.
- 21:24Speaker 4: There's no way he just went and canceled his Spotify
- 21:27Speaker 4: membership and signed up for rat He's still using Spotify actively.
- 21:30Speaker 1: It's a better interface interface so much. Yeah, Like, what
- 21:34Speaker 1: the fuck are we even talking about.
- 21:36Speaker 4: He's gonna be pissed when Spotify rapp comes around next
- 21:38Speaker 4: year and he's got to use that third party app
- 21:40Speaker 4: to figure out what he's been listening to on Apple Music.
- 21:43Speaker 1: No, we're gonna out that Kinton holding up his I
- 21:46Speaker 1: bet that kid actually posts a Spotify rap. We need
- 21:49Speaker 1: one of the son of a boy dad listeners to
- 21:51Speaker 1: fucking follow his down and just fucking sitting the cut up,
- 21:54Speaker 1: sitting the cut all fucking years.
- 21:56Speaker 4: Also, people are being like, I'm seeing tweets from people
- 21:58Speaker 4: being like they're like, okay, so I just founded that
- 22:02Speaker 4: Spotify paid Joe Rogan one hundred million dollars for the
- 22:05Speaker 4: rights to his show. Like, so not only are they
- 22:07Speaker 4: supporting misinformation, they're sponsoring it. It's like, dude, Joe Rogan
- 22:13Speaker 4: gets a million views an episode, they paid to have
- 22:15Speaker 4: that on their platform only so eleven million people would
- 22:18Speaker 4: sign up for Spotify.
- 22:20Speaker 1: And wait till they find out about all the rappers
- 22:22Speaker 1: that get paid off of fucking Spotify for saying that
- 22:24Speaker 1: they fucking sell drugs and kill people.
- 22:26Speaker 4: Yeah, like, what the fuck are we, bro, dude, It's
- 22:29Speaker 4: just so performative. It's like it makes me sick.
- 22:31Speaker 1: It's also just nuts that like people are now like
- 22:34Speaker 1: holding up, like Neil Young is the one who has
- 22:37Speaker 1: to like kick indoors at podcasts and being like, are
- 22:40Speaker 1: you fucking telling the truth? Is this the fucking truth
- 22:45Speaker 1: because I'll walk the fuck out. Yeah, I'll make significantly
- 22:49Speaker 1: less money if you're not telling the truth. He must
- 22:51Speaker 1: have left a bag on the table and like and
- 22:53Speaker 1: there's no way enough people are like flocking to follow him, yeah,
- 22:57Speaker 1: to make him make the money up for him.
- 23:00Speaker 4: It's no major art. I mean, it is like Joni
- 23:02Speaker 4: Mitchell and Neil Young are very like famous, but it's like,
- 23:07Speaker 4: i mean their view their yearly views combined as like
- 23:10Speaker 4: two Joe Rogan episodes.
- 23:12Speaker 1: Yeah, Jonny Mitchell's fire.
- 23:13Speaker 4: Jonny Mitchell is fire, so is Neil Young.
- 23:17Speaker 1: In a big yellow taxi.
- 23:20Speaker 4: And it's like and also the people who are like
- 23:22Speaker 4: die hard, like freaking out supporting Joe Rogan are annoying too.
- 23:25Speaker 4: It's like they're like they're like like.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Us, we're annoying people.
- 23:28Speaker 4: No, they're like I didn't even fucking know who Neil
- 23:30Speaker 4: Young was. It's like, yes you did, Yeah, it knew
- 23:34Speaker 4: who Neil Young and Joni Mitchell were.
- 23:36Speaker 1: People just lie, they're just fair or just people try
- 23:39Speaker 1: to downplay the person who has the opposite yeah opinion, dude.
- 23:44Speaker 4: It's it's a crazy world we live in.
- 23:46Speaker 1: One of the things that's been bothering me on Twitter
- 23:48Speaker 1: is like whenever someone does, like whenever someone like like
- 23:51Speaker 1: owns someone with a point, like someone else in the
- 23:54Speaker 1: comments being like all right, well, now do fucking like
- 23:57Speaker 1: deaths from like nineteen forty five to like nineteen it's like,
- 24:01Speaker 1: now do a fucking like suicide to yourself, Like fucking
- 24:05Speaker 1: stop saying that.
- 24:08Speaker 4: And it's like, dude, it's just like a game. It's
- 24:11Speaker 4: like it's like a I don't even know how to describe.
- 24:13Speaker 4: It's just like people just want to see other people
- 24:16Speaker 4: like brought down so bad, like like Joe Rogan, Like
- 24:20Speaker 4: did Spotify chooses Joe Rogan over Neil Young, And then
- 24:23Speaker 4: like people are being people are like posting or like
- 24:25Speaker 4: Joni Mitchell, people are posting pictures of Joni Mitchell doing
- 24:28Speaker 4: blackface and like nineteen thirty four and.
- 24:30Speaker 1: Uh and and Neil Young like say, it's like saying
- 24:34Speaker 1: like homophobic stuff and Rolling Stone in like nineteen eighty five.
- 24:37Speaker 1: Like it's really just it's a fucking wild West and
- 24:40Speaker 1: people are just trying to fucking bring down a bull. Bro.
- 24:42Speaker 5: There's waiting till to hear what else she was doing
- 24:44Speaker 5: in nineteen thirty four.
- 24:46Speaker 4: No, it wasn't actually nineteen. I don't know when it was,
- 24:48Speaker 4: but it's like, dude, it's just like no one's gonna win.
- 24:53Speaker 4: Joe Rogan's gonna consistently get millions of views, and Neil
- 24:58Speaker 4: Young and Joni Mitchell are gonna die soon and people
- 25:01Speaker 4: are just probably from COVID.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Yeah, they're still fucking dying. People are still dying out here.
- 25:08Speaker 1: I think people are, You're just good to not die.
- 25:10Speaker 4: It's probably why they're pissed. If they were like thirty
- 25:12Speaker 4: right now, they wouldn't give a fuck.
- 25:14Speaker 1: People are just getting madder and sadder. Like I think
- 25:17Speaker 1: this probably made Joe Rogan sadder, and it just made
- 25:19Speaker 1: Neil Young and Joni gess some matter, bro, But people
- 25:21Speaker 1: are just getting pissed off and fucking weepy.
- 25:23Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's also like, dude, no one gives nearly
- 25:26Speaker 4: as much of a fuck about the pandemic right now
- 25:28Speaker 4: as they did when it started, Like you can't tell
- 25:30Speaker 4: me that, Like like these are the people who are
- 25:32Speaker 4: like claiming they're still like that they still haven't left
- 25:34Speaker 4: their fucking house, like they're still just quarantining.
- 25:37Speaker 1: And people don't even realize that there's like continuity to
- 25:40Speaker 1: their own stories. Like people will be on their Instagram
- 25:42Speaker 1: stories being like fucking like stay the fuck inside, like
- 25:46Speaker 1: don't fucking go anywhere, and then their next story is
- 25:48Speaker 1: gonna be like Hobby just went out to the store
- 25:50Speaker 1: and fucking got me. It's like no, no, like we know,
- 25:54Speaker 1: we we could see both stories. We know you're being
- 25:57Speaker 1: hypocritically on points.
- 25:58Speaker 5: Especially on TikTok, the comments are like, wait, you guys
- 26:01Speaker 5: are outside. Yeah, it's like, yes, we have been for
- 26:04Speaker 5: over two years.
- 26:04Speaker 4: Everyone has been Dude, they're all just lying.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so crazy, or just using it as moral
- 26:09Speaker 1: high ground. People who are going on their own vacations
- 26:12Speaker 1: and trips are the same people who are fucking so
- 26:15Speaker 1: judgmental of someone like going to a restaurant or like
- 26:18Speaker 1: I don't want you hanging out with him, or like
- 26:19Speaker 1: I don't want to see him because he was just
- 26:21Speaker 1: with fucking him, and like, what the fuck, what are
- 26:23Speaker 1: you even talking about? Dude, Just fucking go through it
- 26:26Speaker 1: like everybody else and stop making yourself the center of
- 26:28Speaker 1: attention for everything.
- 26:29Speaker 4: It is, really, dude, it's like narcissistic, and it's like
- 26:32Speaker 4: like because it's like they don't actually give a fuck
- 26:35Speaker 4: about anything that they're saying. They just want to seem
- 26:37Speaker 4: like they're the better person.
- 26:38Speaker 1: Yeah. Also they want to be the hero. Yeah, they're
- 26:40Speaker 1: trying to be the hero for a day on the
- 26:41Speaker 1: internet and just get their.
- 26:42Speaker 4: Fucking disgust, get it disgusting. Yeah, I hate it.
- 26:46Speaker 1: You're an anti hero.
- 26:47Speaker 4: I hate the Internet right now. Yeah, I really do.
- 26:51Speaker 1: But it's it's often not better than when you hate
- 26:55Speaker 1: it the most. Yeah, it's like the most you could
- 26:57Speaker 1: like when I'm really hating something, all fucking dive so
- 27:00Speaker 1: fucking deep into it. Yeah, Like before like the pandemic,
- 27:04Speaker 1: I used to fucking like hate dive into like Sean
- 27:07Speaker 1: King's Twitter. I would just be like I just I
- 27:10Speaker 1: just know that I could fucking read his Twitter for
- 27:13Speaker 1: a fucking long ass time and it would make me
- 27:15Speaker 1: feel something. Yeah, and sometimes it's just nice to fucking
- 27:18Speaker 1: like I hate.
- 27:19Speaker 4: I hate dived hard and I just googled. I just
- 27:21Speaker 4: searched Joe Rogan on Twitter and.
- 27:22Speaker 1: I really deep hate just random people. Were the numbers
- 27:26Speaker 1: the newest?
- 27:27Speaker 4: Yeah, you have hundreds of thousands of tweets?
- 27:32Speaker 1: Yeah, and likes they all had. Yeah, what were the
- 27:34Speaker 1: like numbers?
- 27:35Speaker 4: Like, it's just like dudes being like, I feel so
- 27:38Speaker 4: bad for my mom, Like she's gonna have to find
- 27:40Speaker 4: out who Joe Rogan is because she loves Jonny Mitchell
- 27:43Speaker 4: and Neil Young. It's like, your mom's not special, dude.
- 27:45Speaker 4: It's like everyone loves Neil Young and Jonny Mitchell. Everyone. Yeah,
- 27:49Speaker 4: even the people who are like claiming that they never
- 27:51Speaker 4: liked Neil Young and Joni Mitchell's like, yes you did.
- 27:53Speaker 4: Everyone knows all of their biggest songs. They're like, like
- 27:56Speaker 4: Harvest Moon is like one of the most famous songs ever. Yeah,
- 27:59Speaker 4: and what are the the fucking big Taxi song? Is
- 28:01Speaker 4: that what it's called?
- 28:02Speaker 1: Yeah, Big Yellow Taxi.
- 28:04Speaker 4: It's like one of the most famous songs.
- 28:05Speaker 1: But Women of the camp Bro Joni Mitchell has been
- 28:07Speaker 1: putting out fucking classic albums. Yeah, fifties every fucking decade, bro.
- 28:11Speaker 4: So it's like you don't.
- 28:12Speaker 1: It's still like you still can catch it ll if
- 28:14Speaker 1: you're fucking doing stuff like that, like you're you're an
- 28:16Speaker 1: incredible musician, but like taking a stand like this, and
- 28:20Speaker 1: like like I don't think that Joe Rogan thinks that
- 28:24Speaker 1: he is like the voice of the fucking world. I don't,
- 28:26Speaker 1: And so for you to try to answer that by
- 28:28Speaker 1: also being the voice of the world, it's like you're
- 28:31Speaker 1: you're just pushing against something that's gonna wind up pushing
- 28:34Speaker 1: back instead of trying to like like move with something
- 28:37Speaker 1: like fucking try to do something together like this shit is.
- 28:41Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like the it's just like the extremness
- 28:44Speaker 4: of like my opinion is right and your opinion is wrong,
- 28:47Speaker 4: and it's like it's been going on like that. Like
- 28:49Speaker 4: I think it's probably been the worst good dawn the time.
- 28:52Speaker 4: I think it's since the pandemic started on social media
- 28:54Speaker 4: at least it's been.
- 28:55Speaker 1: Really I don't feel that because I've I just don't
- 28:58Speaker 1: see it. I see it all the time, and I
- 29:00Speaker 1: think that that's the point. Like I think that if
- 29:02Speaker 1: you see a lot if you're just like looking at
- 29:04Speaker 1: it and looking forward. It feels heavy.
- 29:06Speaker 4: And then if and then you go talk to someone
- 29:08Speaker 4: in real life and they don't give a fuck about
- 29:10Speaker 4: anything going on in the internet, Yeah, I guess. But
- 29:12Speaker 4: if you talk to those people in real life, they
- 29:14Speaker 4: wouldn't carry you. No, No, that's why.
- 29:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they'd just be like, yeah, we're somewhere in
- 29:18Speaker 1: the middle.
- 29:19Speaker 4: Actually, do I remember there was this dude on Twitter
- 29:21Speaker 4: who was like so like leftists like, oh, like if
- 29:25Speaker 4: you do this, you're a horrible person, blah blah blah.
- 29:27Speaker 4: And then it turned out he was like a serial
- 29:29Speaker 4: rapist and he like deleted Twitter and no one like
- 29:32Speaker 4: has ever heard of him since.
- 29:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I guess that's a good The good
- 29:35Speaker 1: thing about a crowd like performative, like it's insane, it's
- 29:40Speaker 1: it's bad news. But the other people who can kind
- 29:43Speaker 1: of like escape that are people who really like sports.
- 29:45Speaker 4: I know, I was getting super into the sports, and.
- 29:47Speaker 1: That's like I guess I've been on like social media,
- 29:50Speaker 1: but like all catching is like takes ye ca fucking
- 29:53Speaker 1: like takes about like Jimmy Garoppolo and shit like that,
- 29:55Speaker 1: and it's like it's kind of sweet. It's a sweet
- 29:58Speaker 1: way to avoid all that because like I just fucking
- 30:01Speaker 1: flip past it, but you could. It was also a
- 30:03Speaker 1: shortcut to numbies, Like I saw the numbies that everybody
- 30:06Speaker 1: was doing by just putting it out Joe Rogan or
- 30:09Speaker 1: fucking Neil Young inwet sports. Oh yeah, sports. But but
- 30:12Speaker 1: if you just put either one of those in a tweet, yeah,
- 30:14Speaker 1: it was a shortcut to fucking numbies and interaction and
- 30:17Speaker 1: it could like scratch that itch for a little bit
- 30:20Speaker 1: like that you're just like sitting there fucking just sucking
- 30:22Speaker 1: down fucking comments from people, arguing with people, And it
- 30:26Speaker 1: definitely was an easy way for that. But sports does
- 30:28Speaker 1: numbies too. Are you actually gonna be a sports guy?
- 30:31Speaker 1: Did you watch the games?
- 30:32Speaker 4: I watched the both of the games. The Rams versus
- 30:34Speaker 4: the forty nine Ers was boring as fuck?
- 30:37Speaker 1: Was it?
- 30:37Speaker 4: I just didn't care. Yeah, but we watched. I think
- 30:40Speaker 4: we turned it off at one point and then we
- 30:41Speaker 4: turned it back on when they were like tied at
- 30:43Speaker 4: the end.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Which was a little bit of drama.
- 30:45Speaker 4: Yeah, But the Chiefs and the Bengals game was awesome.
- 30:49Speaker 1: Yeah, it was incredible. It was exciting. As fuck.
- 30:52Speaker 4: I wanted the Chiefs to win, but now I'm a
- 30:55Speaker 4: Bengals fan.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Why did you want the Chiefs to win? Because they
- 30:57Speaker 1: were winning at the beginning when you started watching it,
- 30:58Speaker 1: you got like a little bit of interaction from it.
- 31:00Speaker 4: Also, I'm just like a huge mahomes man.
- 31:03Speaker 1: Jackson, Yeah, Jackson, it is uh And I love Brittany
- 31:07Speaker 1: mahome or no hurt.
- 31:08Speaker 4: They're not married yet, are they?
- 31:09Speaker 1: No, they're fiance which why is he dragging his.
- 31:13Speaker 4: Feet because he doesn't want to dude, But.
- 31:17Speaker 1: It's it's also that's like the easiest thing right now
- 31:20Speaker 1: to dunk on on the internet.
- 31:21Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but it's that that's funny. Yeah, because they
- 31:25Speaker 4: suck and they also just think.
- 31:26Speaker 1: We come all the way around.
- 31:27Speaker 4: I think we've become pro.
- 31:29Speaker 1: I think too, because I think there's just a void
- 31:31Speaker 1: in the market. I think that there's like a little
- 31:33Speaker 1: bit of a fucking a little bit of a gaff.
- 31:35Speaker 1: You don't have to respect that.
- 31:36Speaker 4: He's just not stopping. Oh he doesn't it fucked.
- 31:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he does give a fuck.
- 31:40Speaker 4: He's getting out by like restaurants, you see that one. Yeah,
- 31:44Speaker 4: Like in his city he showed up to like a
- 31:47Speaker 4: restaurant with like one hundred people and was being like,
- 31:50Speaker 4: I'm fucking Jackson Mahomes like fine, the space to bring
- 31:53Speaker 4: us in and then they were like, they say, put
- 31:55Speaker 4: up posting something on Twitter, being like, I hope you
- 31:57Speaker 4: your ego gets fixed. I don't even know what they said,
- 32:01Speaker 4: but it's it's he's fucking like it's fucking hilarious.
- 32:04Speaker 1: That's definitely one of the most dangerous things about TikTok
- 32:08Speaker 1: is it like put into hyper drive, like a whole
- 32:11Speaker 1: generation of people thinking they were famous. Oh yeah, and
- 32:13Speaker 1: people just walk around like fucking like my wife was
- 32:17Speaker 1: watching the TikTok Live last night if someone she went
- 32:19Speaker 1: to high school with, and like there was two just
- 32:22Speaker 1: two like fucking batshit crazy conspiracy theorists just sitting on
- 32:25Speaker 1: a bar stool like a pizzeria uno being like we're
- 32:28Speaker 1: TikTok famous to the bartender and then fucking running into
- 32:31Speaker 1: the bathroom and crying when the comments section was mean
- 32:34Speaker 1: to them. It's like, you don't have to film yourself.
- 32:36Speaker 4: It should be like TikTok should be removed from the Internet.
- 32:40Speaker 1: Every well, the algorithm is just so damn good that
- 32:43Speaker 1: it's just like it's.
- 32:44Speaker 4: Gonna rewire us fast. It's gonna rewire our brains. Really,
- 32:47Speaker 4: beast decision I ever made was the leading TikTok. I'm
- 32:49Speaker 4: private now, you can't even like I'm gone, really off, TikTok,
- 32:52Speaker 4: shut the fuck up? Are you even like deleading my
- 32:54Speaker 4: account completely today? But I don't want hi because I
- 32:56Speaker 4: want to save all my videos?
- 32:57Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely save your videos. Also if you're private, like,
- 33:01Speaker 1: why would you need to double delete it?
- 33:02Speaker 4: That's what I want to be gone, dude, I hate it.
- 33:05Speaker 1: That's like the people who like call casinos and like
- 33:07Speaker 1: ban themselves and ship It's like, you can't they blacklist themselves.
- 33:12Speaker 4: People actually do that.
- 33:13Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's hilarious. It's definitely a thing that people
- 33:16Speaker 1: can and should do if they ever have a gambling problem.
- 33:19Speaker 1: But uh, you can call one eight hundred gambler. Yeah,
- 33:23Speaker 1: one hundred gambler exactly. She's not fucking funny, bro, She's
- 33:28Speaker 1: dead fucking serious.
- 33:29Speaker 4: That's not funny.
- 33:30Speaker 1: It's fucking brew brew away from you, bro.
- 33:32Speaker 5: It is nice though, when gambling, however much you're down,
- 33:34Speaker 5: you could always just place that much until you win.
- 33:39Speaker 4: It's a it's doing that. Is that a thing?
- 33:43Speaker 2: No?
- 33:44Speaker 1: That's the Duke's worthy. Uh, you're about to get suspended
- 33:47Speaker 1: for longer than Rico Bosco.
- 33:49Speaker 4: That would I mean, getting getting suspended right after the
- 33:52Speaker 4: bonus hit? His best case scenario.
- 33:55Speaker 1: What would you do?
- 33:55Speaker 4: Just go to Europe? Yeah, just free vacation.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, what you just got?
- 34:00Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not going to get suspended.
- 34:02Speaker 1: But you just got boned up though, right.
- 34:04Speaker 4: Oh, I got a little a little bit of blood
- 34:06Speaker 4: rush to my penis.
- 34:07Speaker 1: Yeah, a little chunk of change from the time man. Yeah,
- 34:12Speaker 1: it was just through the five dollars foot long sassin.
- 34:15Speaker 1: Tell the stop. You got a little bonus is at
- 34:17Speaker 1: the fastest cash you ever got in your life?
- 34:20Speaker 4: Yeah? How's it feel good?
- 34:21Speaker 1: You get addicted to the fast cash? I know makes
- 34:24Speaker 1: you want more to l a. What do you think
- 34:26Speaker 1: about a smash.
- 34:27Speaker 4: At all on women women of the night? Hell? Yes,
- 34:34Speaker 4: women and booze and it hit a low point.
- 34:40Speaker 1: We'll take you there real fast. Brother.
- 34:42Speaker 5: My buddy went to a work dinner the other night
- 34:44Speaker 5: and they had two women of the night at the
- 34:47Speaker 5: bar with them, just ready to if anyone wanted to
- 34:50Speaker 5: take them home.
- 34:51Speaker 4: Where was they rented hookers?
- 34:53Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 34:53Speaker 4: And they just had them at the end of the bar.
- 34:56Speaker 1: Wait their office it was for where do they work
- 35:01Speaker 1: the bunny ranch?
- 35:02Speaker 4: Oh wait? Wait, like the work provided them? Yeah, damn,
- 35:06Speaker 4: that seems not allowed.
- 35:08Speaker 1: I mean it's up to the work. It's the boss
- 35:10Speaker 1: if it's Do you.
- 35:11Speaker 4: Think Dave's gonna do that for us and we're out
- 35:12Speaker 4: in LA for you?
- 35:13Speaker 1: Probably?
- 35:14Speaker 4: I'm good? Nah, I might you guy. Last thing I
- 35:19Speaker 4: need is fucking to.
- 35:20Speaker 1: Be in debt to the boss man.
- 35:22Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 35:23Speaker 1: That would be the only drawback. What movie was that?
- 35:26Speaker 1: Where that happened? Then? Of the fucking Cable Guy. You
- 35:29Speaker 1: ever watched The Cable Guy?
- 35:30Speaker 4: Now you should.
- 35:31Speaker 1: Jim Carrey.
- 35:32Speaker 4: I'm not a huge Jim Carrey guy.
- 35:34Speaker 1: Probably because of his Twitter presence.
- 35:36Speaker 4: So I just hit the camera.
- 35:37Speaker 1: Yeah he did it, just wiggled a little bit. You're good.
- 35:39Speaker 4: I don't mind his Twitter presence. Actually I like it.
- 35:42Speaker 1: So why don't you like carry? You think he's an
- 35:44Speaker 1: overactor a little bit? I mean I like some of
- 35:47Speaker 1: this movies, but some of them you don't like. Yeah. Interesting,
- 35:51Speaker 1: I'll make sure mister Cary hears that. I'll get that
- 35:54Speaker 1: to mister Carey's desk post.
- 35:56Speaker 4: Hey, what do you get are you like in touch
- 35:57Speaker 4: with him since you're in the writers guild. Yeah, you
- 36:00Speaker 4: guys look at each other.
- 36:01Speaker 1: No, he's in the actors guild.
- 36:02Speaker 4: He's Is that a thing?
- 36:03Speaker 1: Film actors Guild? No, yeah, he's a fag.
- 36:10Speaker 4: No.
- 36:10Speaker 1: Uh, Screen Actors Guild is a real thing. But uh
- 36:16Speaker 1: the uh sag. Yeah, that's a real thing. But he's
- 36:19Speaker 1: not in the WAT the w GA writers go to America.
- 36:24Speaker 4: Now, how would you know that, you liar.
- 36:26Speaker 1: Because he's an actor, not a writer.
- 36:28Speaker 4: You don't think he writes.
- 36:29Speaker 1: I don't think he writes.
- 36:30Speaker 4: I think he does.
- 36:31Speaker 1: I think he improvs. I think he goes off the cuff.
- 36:33Speaker 4: He does what was that one movie? Oh, Dumb and Dumber?
- 36:36Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in the IOA.
- 36:39Speaker 4: Is that Dumb and Dumber where he's Uh? Is he
- 36:41Speaker 4: in Dumb and Dumber?
- 36:42Speaker 1: Yes, Jim Carrey, Yeah he's the dumb one. I'm not
- 36:45Speaker 1: pulling a rug on you.
- 36:46Speaker 4: Yeah, he plays both right. That's see when he.
- 36:50Speaker 1: Looked at he just looked at me like a little
- 36:52Speaker 1: bit dumb, like I was about to pull a funny one.
- 36:55Speaker 1: And I think that that's you of all.
- 36:57Speaker 4: I don't want this ship getting fucking fucking clipped and
- 37:00Speaker 4: then everybody like, oh, Sas is such a fucking Oh,
- 37:03Speaker 4: he's so fucking stupid. I don't you know that book
- 37:06Speaker 4: from Hitler in fucking nineteen thirty Ultimate SaaS head up
- 37:09Speaker 4: his ass moment today, That one where he like walks
- 37:15Speaker 4: outside with the big gulp. Yes, and it's like improv Yes,
- 37:19Speaker 4: legendary scene.
- 37:20Speaker 1: Legendary used to carry for that. Honestly, I don't know
- 37:23Speaker 1: why you don't watch the JC because he's Canadian. Yeah,
- 37:26Speaker 1: he's the real JC, He's my JC. Yeah, I walk
- 37:32Speaker 1: with j C.
- 37:33Speaker 4: I love his impressions. Oh, he's such a great impressionist.
- 37:36Speaker 1: Yeah, he's goofy. I actually tried to put on some
- 37:38Speaker 1: of his stand up from the eighties really bad.
- 37:41Speaker 4: It's like him just like falling over and getting back up.
- 37:43Speaker 1: Oh wait, did we didn't try to watch that together?
- 37:45Speaker 1: Did we know he was being real goofy?
- 37:48Speaker 4: Definitely not.
- 37:49Speaker 1: And I thought we'd have Penn State or some shit
- 37:51Speaker 1: like that.
- 37:51Speaker 4: We watched Change Gillis when we were in Penn State.
- 37:53Speaker 1: I thought there was another one on top of that.
- 37:55Speaker 1: Maybe not, though maybe I fucking watch.
- 37:58Speaker 4: We watched Calmtown bits that only I laughed at. Everyone
- 38:03Speaker 4: else was like Yo, what the fuck? What the fuck
- 38:06Speaker 4: is up with you're with your boy? Ron?
- 38:08Speaker 1: Yeah? The MIC's were like, should do we have to
- 38:09Speaker 1: beat the fuck out of him?
- 38:10Speaker 4: Broke?
- 38:11Speaker 1: Should we fucking jump as fucking possy ass right now?
- 38:13Speaker 5: Bro?
- 38:14Speaker 1: You see the MIC's got an Instagram account?
- 38:17Speaker 4: Yeah they've had that. But did you see they got
- 38:18Speaker 4: posted on that or you got posted on that big
- 38:20Speaker 4: ass account Puberty?
- 38:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't eat. That's that account's name, Puberty. Puberty. Yeah.
- 38:29Speaker 4: I justally got like a seven hundred thousand likes, didn't it?
- 38:31Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so. Damn I found it. I just
- 38:34Speaker 1: found they had.
- 38:35Speaker 4: All of my friends are named Mike. John's tried to
- 38:42Speaker 4: the John's tried to start their own group.
- 38:47Speaker 1: And then everybody in the comments is like, what about
- 38:49Speaker 1: the Gregs? Where the Charlie's.
- 38:54Speaker 4: Uh that is a funny ass video though. Yeah, it's
- 38:57Speaker 4: just super pumped for you, bro, Thank you. Bro.
- 38:59Speaker 1: It's a fucking rush you get, man, And when you
- 39:01Speaker 1: see the fucking.
- 39:01Speaker 4: When you see that Puberty has gotten you on their
- 39:03Speaker 4: fucking fucking timeline, it's uh pretty is the kind of
- 39:07Speaker 4: coount that will change your life.
- 39:08Speaker 1: I know. One of the one of my buddies. Mikey
- 39:11Speaker 1: hit me up. He's like, dude, have you been getting
- 39:13Speaker 1: a ton of new followers? I was like, no, dude,
- 39:15Speaker 1: actually have not gotten any. Well.
- 39:18Speaker 4: I got posted on a de Kwon a while ago.
- 39:21Speaker 4: I got like a couple of hundred. They Yeah, I
- 39:24Speaker 4: got posted on decon back that's low and they cropped
- 39:26Speaker 4: my user name out, but they tagged me.
- 39:28Speaker 1: Well, that's cool. You get posted on like young, like black,
- 39:34Speaker 1: like influencier accounts. I get posted on like the like
- 39:37Speaker 1: like mom groups from like you got forty year old
- 39:40Speaker 1: mom on betches Dead asked, I've gotten posted on all
- 39:46Speaker 1: like the fucking Rose accounts where they're fucking getting loose.
- 39:51Speaker 1: It's funny.
- 39:51Speaker 4: We have different demographics, definitely, and I think that's why
- 39:54Speaker 4: we bond so well together, why the podcast is so success.
- 39:57Speaker 1: The oil and the vinegar, the yin and the yang. Yeah,
- 40:00Speaker 1: we need to do something when we're in La. We're
- 40:01Speaker 1: gonna be in La next week, right.
- 40:03Speaker 4: Yeah, Like we're recording funday yeh La on Monday? Right, yeah,
- 40:09Speaker 4: are gonna do that?
- 40:10Speaker 1: Are we gonna do anything? Are we gonna do anything special?
- 40:14Speaker 4: Like what I should do? A walking episode?
- 40:16Speaker 1: A walking episode guest, putting out an episode every day,
- 40:19Speaker 1: like our take on Super Bowl week mini episodes, episode
- 40:22Speaker 1: every day, twenty minute episodes.
- 40:24Speaker 4: We have the Yak every day. Bro, it's gonna be
- 40:26Speaker 4: a lot of recording.
- 40:26Speaker 1: That's just not until fucking seven at night, seven to
- 40:30Speaker 1: ten Eastern.
- 40:31Speaker 4: No, it's not four to seven west seven West coast. Yeah,
- 40:36Speaker 4: but we're gonna have nothing until four.
- 40:37Speaker 1: What are you gonna reset your body clock?
- 40:38Speaker 4: But we're gonna be recording ship for the act every
- 40:40Speaker 4: day before the.
- 40:41Speaker 1: Yeah, very small things. I'm just trying to do stuff
- 40:43Speaker 1: for the fucking listener. I hate the listeners, I know, no,
- 40:49Speaker 1: and that's how we're different. We should do something like
- 40:51Speaker 1: a twenty minute thing every day. I have guests, Yes,
- 40:53Speaker 1: that'd be incredible, just to have anybody random on and
- 40:56Speaker 1: just just record for a fucking couple a little bit
- 40:59Speaker 1: every day and just get the fucking the shit going.
- 41:01Speaker 4: We have one. I told you who uh Fibula, he's
- 41:06Speaker 4: coming on. Yeah, okay.
- 41:09Speaker 1: I think we should do something every day. I think
- 41:10Speaker 1: that you're being a pussy, and I think that the
- 41:12Speaker 1: fans should tell you that you're being a pussy if
- 41:13Speaker 1: we don't do something Sunday we record Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
- 41:18Speaker 1: Thursday and have something to come out every day of
- 41:21Speaker 1: the week. Why not, dude, I'm with it. Why not, sass?
- 41:25Speaker 1: Just something light for the fans.
- 41:26Speaker 4: Bro, you're doubting on it, I'll sleep on it. Yo.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Bro, you're fucking being whack as fuck right now. Bro,
- 41:32Speaker 1: I fucking see through this fucking transparency. Bro.
- 41:36Speaker 4: No, I would do it. I mean, I don't know.
- 41:37Speaker 4: I just like doing the twenty minute episodes is gonna
- 41:39Speaker 4: it's gonna take us on the charts, which I don't like.
- 41:42Speaker 1: Take us down on the charts. Yeah, but it's just
- 41:44Speaker 1: for one week, and it might help us on the
- 41:46Speaker 1: charts for one week. It's one week. Who gives a fuck?
- 41:49Speaker 1: What is the what's the alternative that we sit on
- 41:51Speaker 1: our fucking thumb? We get a thumb up our ass?
- 41:54Speaker 5: Ye?
- 41:54Speaker 1: That shit doesn't sound sweet?
- 41:55Speaker 4: Sounds awesome?
- 41:56Speaker 1: That in Hollywood?
- 41:57Speaker 4: Bro, what are you gonna do when you're in? Is
- 42:00Speaker 4: your wife going out?
- 42:01Speaker 1: No?
- 42:01Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna fucking bachelor party.
- 42:04Speaker 1: I don't fucking think so.
- 42:05Speaker 4: Bro. I don't party two point Oh that's not how.
- 42:08Speaker 1: I fucking roll. Bro.
- 42:10Speaker 4: Maybe we get some nice dinners. Though, that's my kind
- 42:12Speaker 4: of bachelor party. I would like to do that.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Some fucking steak and a fucking nice potato. Oh, big
- 42:17Speaker 1: ass fucking potatoes or fucking boo bro, let's go to Boa. Yeah.
- 42:22Speaker 4: I want to go surfing? Should we should we a surfing?
- 42:26Speaker 4: You guys can get surf lessons now, fuck that. I
- 42:29Speaker 4: want to go straight out there. I promise you can't. Oh,
- 42:33Speaker 4: I grew up on the water. I think I know
- 42:35Speaker 4: how to surf.
- 42:36Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 42:37Speaker 4: No, we should do something, like we should work on
- 42:39Speaker 4: some we should do some shit while we're out there.
- 42:41Speaker 1: I want to think though, Oh I'm trying to say,
- 42:42Speaker 1: is that I want to do that? And you're like, no,
- 42:44Speaker 1: you know what.
- 42:45Speaker 4: No, but I might get TI a different idea, like
- 42:47Speaker 4: we should do something when we're out.
- 42:48Speaker 1: There, sass, you might get tight tie. I like just
- 42:51Speaker 1: spitball ideas. You're like, well, I don't know if that
- 42:53Speaker 1: one part of that one idea is actually exactly perfect.
- 42:57Speaker 4: I'm probably just gonna be post up at the beach
- 42:58Speaker 4: for a while just reading.
- 43:00Speaker 1: I'm with that. I'll fucking know.
- 43:02Speaker 4: Now, why don't I it's a solo thing?
- 43:04Speaker 1: Why don't I should do a hike.
- 43:06Speaker 4: I'll bring my boots. Yes, I'll bring you a pair two.
- 43:08Speaker 1: Oh, actually I do need boots. I need hiking boots.
- 43:10Speaker 4: I don't have an extra pair.
- 43:11Speaker 1: I need winter boots too, Bro.
- 43:14Speaker 4: Why would you need winter boots?
- 43:15Speaker 1: I'm boot poor. Just in general. There was a snowstorm
- 43:17Speaker 1: and I felt like I was lacking a little bit.
- 43:19Speaker 1: I want ones with red laces or blue laces.
- 43:22Speaker 4: I might go to Colorado after la Yes, Bro dot
- 43:26Speaker 4: com ski, I would you wanna go to Colorado for
- 43:30Speaker 4: a day.
- 43:31Speaker 1: You never invite me to anything, Bro, I'm about to cry.
- 43:34Speaker 4: Just invited me.
- 43:35Speaker 1: I know, that's what I'm saying. It's emotional.
- 43:37Speaker 4: I might just not come back to New York after.
- 43:40Speaker 1: That fucking bonus. I'm gonna move in with the bonus
- 43:44Speaker 1: a lot of money. They fucking they paid me in
- 43:46Speaker 1: bitcoin too, which was nice. Yeah, but what's the state
- 43:49Speaker 1: of the fucking bit though?
- 43:51Speaker 4: Well, it doesn't matter what it is. They's paid me
- 43:53Speaker 4: x amount of money and bitcoin.
- 43:54Speaker 1: But I'm saying if bitcoin's going down, that's gonna be
- 43:56Speaker 1: a depreciating asset, like how it was for Odell Beckham,
- 43:59Speaker 1: a football player.
- 44:00Speaker 4: You know, no, you always have at least what you
- 44:02Speaker 4: put into bitcoin.
- 44:03Speaker 1: Oh yes, I forgot.
- 44:05Speaker 4: Should we get Elon Musk on the podcast while we're
- 44:06Speaker 4: out there?
- 44:07Speaker 1: We should get Bryce haul back on now? Why bro, Wow.
- 44:11Speaker 4: He's gonna come to Saddle Ranch and beat my ass.
- 44:14Speaker 1: He's gonna break dance fight you.
- 44:15Speaker 4: I'm probably just gonna be posted up a saddle Ranch
- 44:17Speaker 4: like twenty four to seven in your bird dogs. Yeah,
- 44:20Speaker 4: my oh fuck, I forgot. We have to do that.
- 44:22Speaker 1: Yep, that's what I just forgot. That was a part
- 44:23Speaker 1: of the show because we're just fucking flowing.
- 44:26Speaker 3: Bro. I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
- 44:30Speaker 3: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
- 44:32Speaker 3: It saves you on Uber and Uber Eats. I'm there
- 44:35Speaker 3: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
- 44:38Speaker 3: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
- 44:42Speaker 3: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
- 44:45Speaker 3: you think college is.
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- 44:49Speaker 6: on Uber and Uber Eats with deals this good. Everyone
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- 44:57Speaker 1: Buddha Ben is commissioning me to do a song for
- 44:59Speaker 1: his new NFT album that he wants me to record
- 45:02Speaker 1: out there. He's doing the NFT album to go with
- 45:05Speaker 1: the release of all his paintings.
- 45:08Speaker 4: Yeah. I was about to say something I probably can't
- 45:10Speaker 4: say yet maybe it hold it, hold it.
- 45:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:13Speaker 4: I got from someone this weekend and they're like, Bro,
- 45:15Speaker 4: whatever you do, don't battle rap rone. Like I think
- 45:24Speaker 4: he was trying to clue me in that you were
- 45:26Speaker 4: like a battle round. Wasn't planning on it. I just
- 45:30Speaker 4: found these lost videos of Ron. Yeah, dude, I'm telling
- 45:34Speaker 4: you now, text me when you get this so I
- 45:36Speaker 4: know you're safe. He never knows how to dude, I'll
- 45:41Speaker 4: literally read it to you.
- 45:42Speaker 1: Sometimes it breaks out between friends and like, I just
- 45:45Speaker 1: don't want you guys to get caught in a rap battle.
- 45:47Speaker 4: He goes, whatever you do, don't ever battle rap rone.
- 45:51Speaker 4: Big mistake with a straight face.
- 45:53Speaker 1: Emotion, make the mistake of his life.
- 45:59Speaker 4: No, he's just got to a muser name. Oh he's
- 46:01Speaker 4: only got six hundred followers. He's basically trash. It's basically
- 46:04Speaker 4: human trash in my eyes.
- 46:06Speaker 1: Damn, bro, No, I'm kidding. Sound like you're about to
- 46:08Speaker 1: battle rapping though, No, he's.
- 46:10Speaker 4: Basically human trash splash in the ocean of La. Well,
- 46:17Speaker 4: I'm surfing.
- 46:20Speaker 1: A sass.
- 46:24Speaker 4: Oh the butcher.
- 46:26Speaker 1: I think you have all that it takes, dude, I
- 46:29Speaker 1: think you have all the intangibles are there.
- 46:30Speaker 4: We should have had one of the challenges for the
- 46:32Speaker 4: act be someone had to do a battle rap. Oh. Yeah,
- 46:35Speaker 4: that would have been good against me or just like John,
- 46:39Speaker 4: I guess you would know. You probably can't. They don't
- 46:40Speaker 4: have like open mics for battle wrapping.
- 46:42Speaker 1: Actually, in La they they do. Oh really in La.
- 46:45Speaker 1: I think there's like old.
- 46:46Speaker 4: Things to a group of people and you start spitting.
- 46:48Speaker 1: Yeah, they just said, and if you ever see a
- 46:50Speaker 1: cluster of people on a corner standing by a bunch
- 46:52Speaker 1: of tents or something like that, make sure you walk
- 46:54Speaker 1: up to them and start spitting.
- 46:55Speaker 4: Look at your shoes.
- 46:56Speaker 1: They're throwing roots, not even boots, but shoes. Not the
- 47:01Speaker 1: word that rhymes with the roots.
- 47:03Speaker 4: Well, you didn't get it. It's froun eight mile Clarly
- 47:05Speaker 4: you've never seen facts.
- 47:06Speaker 1: But he didn't rhun boots and roots though, bro, I know.
- 47:09Speaker 4: He rhymed shoes and roots. Really, yes, bro, I think
- 47:13Speaker 4: elliest you're right, you probably didn't just catch me off guard.
- 47:17Speaker 1: The listener is not going to like that now. The
- 47:19Speaker 1: YouTube viewer is not going to be happy with that.
- 47:21Speaker 4: It just shows how fucking stupid Sass is. He literally
- 47:25Speaker 4: thought that he said shoes when he said boots.
- 47:28Speaker 1: Sass thinks that he reads books but doesn't know the
- 47:31Speaker 1: name of every book of all time. What a fucking
- 47:34Speaker 1: idiot you, but sniper motherfucker's an Apex though.
- 47:37Speaker 4: I haven't played the all weekend, I'm going home to
- 47:39Speaker 4: play tonight.
- 47:40Speaker 1: Where do you find the time to read and play Apex?
- 47:43Speaker 4: I play Apex until a round eleven. Start reading. I'm eleven.
- 47:47Speaker 1: You give yourself a heart out at eleven?
- 47:49Speaker 4: Yeah, because I mean the Fellas got school. I would
- 47:53Speaker 4: play all night if they didn't have school.
- 47:55Speaker 1: The Fellaw's giving us all heart out, Yeah they do.
- 47:58Speaker 1: What about the boys play until the fucking like till
- 48:00Speaker 1: like four in the morning.
- 48:01Speaker 4: They all have school. I'm trying to think they have
- 48:04Speaker 4: grade school. I think on Thursday we played from like
- 48:10Speaker 4: four to eleven, and that was like, when you get
- 48:14Speaker 4: to that deep into video games, your brain starts to
- 48:17Speaker 4: feel like not good. Oh yeah, like the wires are
- 48:20Speaker 4: all tangled.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a gray mush. You just turned into oatmeal.
- 48:24Speaker 4: Like we were just going through the motions and it
- 48:26Speaker 4: just becomes not fun. So I'm glad I had like
- 48:28Speaker 4: the week or the weekend off because now I'm going
- 48:30Speaker 4: to go home and just I don't know what's gonna
- 48:33Speaker 4: go down.
- 48:33Speaker 1: Did you do anything sweet while you were home other
- 48:35Speaker 1: than fucking move snow, move some water?
- 48:38Speaker 4: H No, I mean home was fun. My older sister
- 48:40Speaker 4: flew in from school and it was just we just
- 48:44Speaker 4: we celebrated my dad's birthday. Fantastic. Yeah, it was fun.
- 48:47Speaker 4: It was a good time. Watched a watched some weird
- 48:50Speaker 4: ass movie A Simple Plan. Have you ever seen that
- 48:53Speaker 4: isn't a simple plan?
- 48:54Speaker 1: Like a band?
- 48:55Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, but it's called a simple Plan. It's really weird.
- 49:00Speaker 1: It about did the whole family watch together? And who sat? Where?
- 49:03Speaker 1: Did you lay on the floor?
- 49:04Speaker 3: No?
- 49:04Speaker 4: I sat in a chair. Nice. My sister's boyfriendly on
- 49:07Speaker 4: the floor.
- 49:08Speaker 1: Oh really, someone has the floor. It's really a higherarchy
- 49:11Speaker 1: thing in the family. Sometimes I'll take being the floor
- 49:13Speaker 1: layer because I feel like it kind of gets my
- 49:15Speaker 1: digestion right.
- 49:16Speaker 4: Oh, I love snacking the chair last second?
- 49:19Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, Yeah. Imagine his cocky ass thinking he was
- 49:22Speaker 1: going to get the chair.
- 49:23Speaker 4: Yeah, he never got a chair, unfortunately.
- 49:25Speaker 1: Yeah, unfortunately, I'm never home.
- 49:27Speaker 4: So I come home and it's like I'm royalty, I'll
- 49:30Speaker 4: take the throne.
- 49:31Speaker 1: They dust off the chair for you.
- 49:32Speaker 4: Yeah, no, one's allowed to sit in the chair when
- 49:36Speaker 4: I'm out there.
- 49:36Speaker 1: Some cheese cubes, stick of pepperoni, mister sasquatch, Yeah yeah,
- 49:42Speaker 1: you definitely have them call you sass at home.
- 49:44Speaker 4: No, my mom said that once, and I was like
- 49:47Speaker 4: on the verge of throwing up. Oh yeah, like never
- 49:50Speaker 4: say that again.
- 49:51Speaker 1: Catch your like fucking the undertaker, like mom, But what's
- 49:56Speaker 1: what's the simple plane about?
- 49:58Speaker 4: It's like about like a plane crashing and and like that,
- 50:00Speaker 4: Oh a simple plane. No you're thinking of the word plane, bro,
- 50:04Speaker 4: simple plan.
- 50:05Speaker 1: It was like a simple It's all about.
- 50:07Speaker 4: A simple plan to keep the money that they find
- 50:09Speaker 4: in the plane. But the plan goes wrong and like
- 50:12Speaker 4: half the fucking movie dies. It's a really shitty movie.
- 50:14Speaker 1: Is it cheaper by that? Doesn't it?
- 50:15Speaker 4: I actually watched it. I actually watched it because I
- 50:19Speaker 4: used Jef d Lowe's movie Generator and they all gave
- 50:21Speaker 4: it like seventy five's but I should have known, so
- 50:25Speaker 4: we need to is a twenty.
- 50:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:27Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't good.
- 50:28Speaker 1: I know, but they're usually they're low scores. Are the
- 50:30Speaker 1: good movies? Dude?
- 50:32Speaker 4: They got too many movies that I click that I
- 50:34Speaker 4: look at and they're like one hundred. He said, what
- 50:38Speaker 4: was the new one with Selima, not Dune, just French,
- 50:42Speaker 4: justs Batch. He said it was offensively bad and they
- 50:44Speaker 4: give it a ninety one. Really, yeah, I didn't like
- 50:47Speaker 4: that movie at all. There's no I mean, I don't
- 50:49Speaker 4: like the movies, like I know. It's like some people
- 50:52Speaker 4: do like the movies, and I don't plan them if
- 50:54Speaker 4: they do. But like I don't like the like the
- 50:55Speaker 4: artsy movies with like no plot and just like shit happening.
- 50:59Speaker 4: Like I need people getting shot at and died.
- 51:03Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude's doing somersaults out of windows and shit
- 51:08Speaker 1: like that.
- 51:08Speaker 4: I need Marky Mark in a police uniform shooting bad
- 51:12Speaker 4: guys or fucking or fucking a ton of fucking. Yeah.
- 51:15Speaker 1: I watched The Red Rocket this past weekend.
- 51:18Speaker 4: How was that? I've never seen it?
- 51:19Speaker 1: It's uh, it's in theaters. It's the dude, Simon Rex.
- 51:22Speaker 4: Oh you got it from the Writers Guild.
- 51:24Speaker 1: No, I went to the movie theater.
- 51:25Speaker 4: Oh wow, Yeah, that's a big of you.
- 51:27Speaker 1: I love to patronize the local theater. I had the movie,
- 51:29Speaker 1: but I just need to get out of you. Yeah, yeah,
- 51:32Speaker 1: I don't believe you. Send me a patriot when you
- 51:34Speaker 1: get home. All right, I don't believe you.
- 51:35Speaker 4: No problem, do it?
- 51:36Speaker 1: You think it'll be a problem.
- 51:37Speaker 4: No, I hope it's not.
- 51:38Speaker 1: Absolutely no problem.
- 51:39Speaker 4: Everything that I've been told is a lot.
- 51:41Speaker 1: You already think that anyway.
- 51:42Speaker 4: If you don't have the movie, I will be so
- 51:44Speaker 4: like the podcast is over all right, that's fine. Do
- 51:48Speaker 4: you believe him?
- 51:49Speaker 1: Nick was great? Yeah? He was incredible?
- 51:52Speaker 4: What was Nick?
- 51:52Speaker 1: What did Nick do when he came on? He was incredible? Seamless? Home?
- 51:58Speaker 4: The hell is that supposed to mean? No? Just you
- 52:00Speaker 4: wanna oh because if I'm leaving? Yeah? Do you believe
- 52:03Speaker 4: Roan that he has a copy of the movie, Yeah,
- 52:06Speaker 4: that he's in the writers Guild?
- 52:07Speaker 1: Yes? Why would I lie about that?
- 52:12Speaker 4: I don't know. You lie about a lot of things.
- 52:14Speaker 1: I don't think I do.
- 52:15Speaker 4: I think he lies about way less things than you think.
- 52:19Speaker 1: How do you think I got these Bucky no money?
- 52:21Speaker 1: The road.
- 52:23Speaker 4: I thought it was from the uber driver, right, No,
- 52:25Speaker 4: it wasn't this uber driver. And when he grabbed the
- 52:27Speaker 4: twenty dollars bill.
- 52:28Speaker 1: No, it was a fucking delivery guy on a bike
- 52:31Speaker 1: his door dash.
- 52:33Speaker 4: And then you chased him down and beat the fuck
- 52:35Speaker 4: out of him.
- 52:35Speaker 1: No, I duffed him in the back of his fucking helmet.
- 52:37Speaker 1: And then when we went to the ground scuffling for
- 52:39Speaker 1: the twenty, I fucking's great.
- 52:41Speaker 4: And I know, dude, I just don't know anymore.
- 52:45Speaker 1: I said it verbate him from earlier. You think that
- 52:47Speaker 1: I'm just remembering exactly what I.
- 52:49Speaker 4: Said, Remember what you said twenty minutes ago.
- 52:51Speaker 1: Not for me. I got the memory of a goldfish.
- 52:55Speaker 1: And Chap just gave me one of his weed, his
- 52:57Speaker 1: weak pills, A weed pill, Bro, that was fight it
- 53:00Speaker 1: then military strength weed pills.
- 53:03Speaker 4: That was. That was oxy cotton. Brother, wasn't weed. They
- 53:06Speaker 4: don't make weed pills. This is the oxy cut, brother,
- 53:10Speaker 4: Let me see it. Come on, throw me one.
- 53:13Speaker 1: I gave them to everybody on the ack early every
- 53:16Speaker 1: other way he wants a snacky every other one's a
- 53:18Speaker 1: perk tin. Brother, choose wisely.
- 53:20Speaker 4: God damn bro, the cartel hooked you up. There's just
- 53:25Speaker 4: one Perkin here. All the others are Altoids. The roulette,
- 53:30Speaker 4: we got to guess which one it is. I guess
- 53:32Speaker 4: I'll take that because I touched it. I got grossed
- 53:34Speaker 4: fingers everybody. Kensington Christmas Curiously strong you bro Winter Green Rose?
- 53:43Speaker 1: Why? What's wrong with you? What do you expeariment? Or
- 53:47Speaker 1: the red one?
- 53:48Speaker 4: I like the red one, but I actually don't really
- 53:49Speaker 4: love any of them. Cinnamon's good, Keeve over of those now?
- 53:56Speaker 4: I think I've had one of yours. But those aren't
- 53:58Speaker 4: Altoid brand, are they? No? They are? Wow? Can you
- 54:01Speaker 4: have like another one that wasn't Altoy brown? No? I
- 54:05Speaker 4: give you a cinnamon like oh, like a dip? Yeah?
- 54:09Speaker 4: Oh that shit was fire. Yeah. Oh that shit had
- 54:12Speaker 4: me buzzy buzz. I have a funny ass story. What
- 54:24Speaker 4: happened I have? That reminded me of a hilarious story
- 54:29Speaker 4: my buddy bo legend legend of the podcast was in
- 54:34Speaker 4: we were in high school when like the jewel took off,
- 54:36Speaker 4: and like everyone was buying the jewel, and people would
- 54:40Speaker 4: go to the bathroom and they'd be like sneaking around
- 54:42Speaker 4: looking for a jewel to hit, and there was one
- 54:46Speaker 4: kid that like I worked with, so like I kind
- 54:51Speaker 4: of started to know him and like my friend started
- 54:53Speaker 4: to know him, and he was like one of the
- 54:57Speaker 4: kids who would like hang out in the bathroom continuously
- 55:00Speaker 4: looking to hit a jewel and like that was like
- 55:02Speaker 4: his whole personality was like hitting.
- 55:03Speaker 1: A jewel and not a bad personality.
- 55:06Speaker 4: No.
- 55:07Speaker 1: I actually have two stories like this and fucking go
- 55:10Speaker 1: bro crack another crack another.
- 55:12Speaker 4: I got a p I can't drink anymore. And my
- 55:16Speaker 4: buddy was like sitting like he was taking a piss
- 55:19Speaker 4: in the bathroom and that kid came in. He was like, yeah,
- 55:20Speaker 4: you got a jewel and he was like nah, and
- 55:23Speaker 4: then he like hit his and like blew it in
- 55:25Speaker 4: his face and he was like he like went up
- 55:27Speaker 4: to like his ear and he was just like buzz,
- 55:35Speaker 4: like like straight up, like that happened.
- 55:39Speaker 1: The kid fucking who said he didn't have one, oh
- 55:41Speaker 1: du because he was like there was like a certain
- 55:43Speaker 1: did this ever happen to you?
- 55:44Speaker 4: And kids would be like, oh, you have a jewel
- 55:45Speaker 4: and then they like they'd pull out one. Uh So
- 55:48Speaker 4: I barely missed college. Jewel in high school.
- 55:51Speaker 5: Yeah, it became a thing when I was like a
- 55:53Speaker 5: freshman in college. Yeah, thankfully, but.
- 55:56Speaker 1: It was it was a great thing. What were you
- 55:58Speaker 1: a mango guy?
- 55:59Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was great.
- 56:01Speaker 5: Cucumber was in the mix, bro, I don't like cucumbers.
- 56:04Speaker 5: I remember it as fuck, just like similar to the
- 56:07Speaker 5: first lip I ever packed. I went to like some
- 56:09Speaker 5: mother town to go to my friend's house and he
- 56:11Speaker 5: gave me like a lip in the woods and then
- 56:14Speaker 5: I didn't know how long you were supposed to leave
- 56:15Speaker 5: it in till like a full four or five hours later.
- 56:21Speaker 4: It wasn't. It was your throat just like raw.
- 56:23Speaker 5: Yeah, everything was fucked. Yeah, but he was just when
- 56:27Speaker 5: do I take this thing out? And he's like, you
- 56:28Speaker 5: still have that in? I was like yeah, and he's.
- 56:30Speaker 4: Like good good ship.
- 56:33Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you fucking let it soak like a tea bag.
- 56:36Speaker 1: It was probably rude horsing through your veins.
- 56:38Speaker 4: I remember my friend had a can of dip when
- 56:40Speaker 4: I was probably in like tenth grade, and I put
- 56:42Speaker 4: it in. Oh no, I must have been in ninth grade.
- 56:44Speaker 4: I put it in. I had braces. It was like houches.
- 56:47Speaker 4: It was a long cut. I like went into the
- 56:51Speaker 4: bathroom when we got back to my buddy's house. And
- 56:53Speaker 4: it's just all over my mouth and I'm like rinsing
- 56:57Speaker 4: out my mouth, like repeatedly trying to get it out,
- 57:00Speaker 4: and I remember I just felt so shitty.
- 57:02Speaker 1: I can't believe that was someone's idea ever to just
- 57:05Speaker 1: shove like loose ass tobacco. So that was disgusting. It
- 57:08Speaker 1: looks disgusting to like just be like almost shove this
- 57:10Speaker 1: in my mouth and suck on it.
- 57:12Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's it's like in the dip community,
- 57:14Speaker 4: like pouches are kind of frowned upon, right, yeah, kind
- 57:16Speaker 4: of a pussy if you use those.
- 57:18Speaker 1: It's a good jumping off point though. It's for kids.
- 57:20Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
- 57:21Speaker 4: I mean it literally is. It literally is.
- 57:23Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is.
- 57:24Speaker 4: It's like a starter pack, yeah it is.
- 57:27Speaker 1: It's like if we want to get hooked, we got
- 57:29Speaker 1: these like little half sigheese.
- 57:30Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 57:31Speaker 1: Uh.
- 57:31Speaker 4: Another story. I think I was a junior, I might
- 57:34Speaker 4: have been in sophomore or junior year of high school,
- 57:36Speaker 4: and I'm like walking down to the bathroom just to
- 57:40Speaker 4: go to the bathroom, and there was this kid all
- 57:43Speaker 4: the way across the hall walking towards me, and he
- 57:46Speaker 4: was like, there's like two bathrooms, so he was going
- 57:48Speaker 4: to that one. I was going to the one closer
- 57:49Speaker 4: to me, and he was like, Yo, what's up, dude?
- 57:53Speaker 4: And I was like, what's up? And this kid was
- 57:55Speaker 4: like a known like weirdness fuck kid, like just like
- 57:58Speaker 4: always like doing drugs and like didn't really go to class,
- 58:02Speaker 4: and I like loosely knew him from gym class. And
- 58:07Speaker 4: I remember going to the bathroom to take a shit
- 58:10Speaker 4: and I'm like midship and all of a sudden, his
- 58:12Speaker 4: head peaks over. His head peaks over the stall, and
- 58:17Speaker 4: he's like, Yo, you got a jewel on you. And
- 58:19Speaker 4: I was like, dude, I'm shitting and I did not
- 58:22Speaker 4: have a jewel, and he was like, ah, fuck.
- 58:26Speaker 1: You shouldn't have given it to him. Anyway, he's popping
- 58:29Speaker 1: over like it's home improvement. But even if you had one,
- 58:31Speaker 1: it's like, what are you gonna be?
- 58:33Speaker 4: Like? Yeah, Like that was like the thing in high school.
- 58:35Speaker 4: Like that was like the thing in high school. Kids
- 58:37Speaker 4: would go into the stall and use it so that
- 58:39Speaker 4: they wouldn't get caught.
- 58:40Speaker 1: And he wanted to make sure that he thought the
- 58:42Speaker 1: person in the stall next to him wasn't shitting in.
- 58:43Speaker 4: I mean, most of the time was someone using a
- 58:46Speaker 4: jewel install.
- 58:47Speaker 1: People didn't even shit in your high school. I was
- 58:49Speaker 1: shitting bro euphoria. Wish they had that plotline right now.
- 58:52Speaker 1: People don't even shit in the fucking toilets, dude.
- 58:56Speaker 4: The jewel brings back some scary memories from high school,
- 58:58Speaker 4: just like I remember one time it was after lunch,
- 59:00Speaker 4: and after lunch was when like the fucking the festival began. Oh,
- 59:05Speaker 4: right after lunch, you nede that post meal? Yes, right
- 59:08Speaker 4: after right after lunch, everyone would go into the bathroom
- 59:12Speaker 4: like before going back to class, and everyone would just
- 59:14Speaker 4: be just ripping jewels. And I remember one time standing
- 59:18Speaker 4: there like waiting to get my waiting to go get
- 59:20Speaker 4: my hit, and all of a sudden, the fucking there's
- 59:22Speaker 4: a teacher behind me and he's like having fun. Boys.
- 59:26Speaker 4: I remember, everyone's just running out of the bathroom, and
- 59:30Speaker 4: I remember like going back to class and I was like, dude,
- 59:32Speaker 4: we're so fucked. Kids were getting suspended from school.
- 59:37Speaker 1: For that, no way, yeah, oh yeah, dude.
- 59:39Speaker 4: It was like left and right, kid, teachers.
- 59:41Speaker 1: Use Teachers don't use the same bathroom as the kids.
- 59:43Speaker 4: No, but like there was like two who did, and
- 59:46Speaker 4: one of them would always come in when people were
- 59:48Speaker 4: using it and he would never say anything. And that one,
- 59:50Speaker 4: that guy was weird as fuck. I remember specifically. I was.
- 59:53Speaker 4: I remember I was in a jewel. I remember I
- 59:55Speaker 4: was in ninth grade. I was in he was like,
- 59:58Speaker 4: he reminded me of Dentist from Always Sunny.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: Uh he was.
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: I was in ninth grade and he like tripped in
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: the back of the classroom and he turns around. He's like,
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: whoa is that gonna get on? Fine?
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: No one was filming him or anything, now, dude.
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: It was such a weirdo.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: I hope they don't put this on the internet.
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: So I hope I don't see that on Fine.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: But he would just like try to be the cool
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: teacher and uh be be fine with people vaping. No.
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: No, So there was an older one who wouldn't give
- 1:00:28Speaker 4: a fuck because he Oh, I thought you were saying
- 1:00:30Speaker 4: he was the one. He was the one who did care.
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: He was the one who came to the bathroom, was
- 1:00:33Speaker 4: like having fun.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: Boys, that's such a teacher. Fucking uh.
- 1:00:38Speaker 4: That must be like the most like exhilarating moment of
- 1:00:40Speaker 4: their life walking in and there's just smoke everywhere, and like,
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: what am I gonna say?
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: It's like the but it's like the tea. It's like
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: the scene in Ratitui when they like open up the
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: closet and all the fucking rats run all over. It's
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: probably just gratifying to see have everything like just look
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: at you and scatter didn't know we were having a party.
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: Where was my invite? Boys?
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: Who's got the fuck jewel? Yeah? Or if he was
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: just puffing jewel? What if he liked to get the
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: secondhand smoke.
- 1:01:04Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: I just like to be around it.
- 1:01:06Speaker 4: Yeah, shut up, heroin. Don't worry, boys, I'm I'm I'm
- 1:01:11Speaker 4: not gonna rat. She like pulls up his sleeve.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: She peeks over the top of the stall. You got
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: any heroin in there? He's got cheese. Some fresh faced
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: thirteen year olds is shitting poor fucking kids.
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: It was Uh, it was a crazy like era of
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: high school.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: We had a poopy bandit in high school. Yeah, we
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: never talked about a poopy band.
- 1:01:36Speaker 4: Can I take a piss real quick?
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: Of course?
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: Sure?
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: Do you guys mind you have a pissy bandit? I
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: don't mind at all.
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: I'll be buck Save that story for me.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: Bro times bad.
- 1:01:47Speaker 4: No, I want to hear about the pop bandit It.
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- 1:02:34Speaker 1: Lie to you anyway, I was just crafting a lie
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: in my.
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: Head, all right, tell us about the poopy bandit.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: Brother, Well, we just had a poopy bandit. I didn't
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: mean to make it up to be that much bigger
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: than what it is. The poopy bandit was a kid
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: who went to our high school and then came back
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: after he graduated, and he would just shit in different
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: places in the high school and you'd walk in. You'd
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: walk in and it would be like twenty minutes before
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: school started, and you go up a stairway and like
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: halfway up the stairway there would just be a fucking
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: like shining turd where this dude who recently graduated from
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: high school was just pooping all over to wreak havoc
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: on the school.
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: So he would ship like he would ship there, or
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: he would like take a shit in a bag or
- 1:03:15Speaker 4: something and and play put it there.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: From my understanding, he would drop trou and just squat
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: wherever he was and just poop wherever wherever. He was
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: always logs, No it was it wasn't even logs.
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: It was like a like a poop emoji, like a
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: pearl shape.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: It was like a or like don't like a loaf,
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: a very loafy loafy more than loggie, but just like
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: weird turds. And it wasn't like a bunch of them.
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: So he like squeezed one out and then fucking obviously
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: ran off into the night.
- 1:03:42Speaker 4: That's awesome.
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: But the way that he got caught was the security guard,
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: mister Firth found him. He was uh. He caught him
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: on a security camera trying to take a shit at
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: center court of the basketball, and he fucking sprinted after him,
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: and there was like a cartoon like our high school
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: was like in a square, and there was like a
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: cartoonist chase of this kid who had like green hair
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: getting ran after a buyer security guarden like a fucking
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: Crimson blazer like running him down, and he like burst
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: into someone's classroom and they had like a fucking like
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: standoff where one of them will go one direction, the
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: other one will go the other.
- 1:04:15Speaker 4: Did he get arrested?
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: They tackled him. I don't think that they didn't tell
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: us what happened. I imagine that. Actually, I don't know if
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: you would get arrested.
- 1:04:22Speaker 4: Yeah, you definitely would. I mean, you can get arrested
- 1:04:24Speaker 4: for public urination.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: But this is like a private Catholic high school where
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: the kid, oh you got oh, oh.
- 1:04:30Speaker 5: I rocked those things up a couple pu charges. Really
- 1:04:35Speaker 5: you got au Yeah, but it restarts when you turn eighteen.
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: Oh so now he's clean. So I had a couple
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: under and then you get a new stick.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: Imagine the cop catching you, that fucking pervert, Yeah, shining
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: a fucking spotlight on your hard underage dick. Yeah, that's fun.
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: That's freakish, bro, freak I fucking I love cops, but
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: that shit's not cool, man.
- 1:04:55Speaker 4: Now, that's not right.
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: Did you see the videos of how many cops were
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: out in New York?
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:04:59Speaker 4: That was crazy.
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: I cannot believe there's that man organized like that.
- 1:05:03Speaker 4: I've never even I've only seen like, you don't really
- 1:05:05Speaker 4: see like real cops in New York, not often. You
- 1:05:08Speaker 4: only see the traffic one traffic ones.
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, where did all those guys come from? I
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: guess New York's just a massive place and we have
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: a relatively small our traffics.
- 1:05:18Speaker 4: Is that walk on?
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: Can you just become one?
- 1:05:20Speaker 4: Yeah? I think that's yeah, you just sign up for that.
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: Yeah. They don't even interview. You just have to fill
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: out a form.
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: But they don't get a gun or anything, so there's
- 1:05:27Speaker 4: no need for an interview.
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: But if those dudes were there, who was police in
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: the streets? Bro? I would have been if I'd known
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: they were having that kind of thing, I would fucking
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: I would have had a little robbery. I would have
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: stayed a light fucking crime or some shit.
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: Does that for the two cops that died in Harlem.
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: I guess, I don't know.
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: It must have been haven't cheffed on his territory? Yeah?
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: Where's he live in Harlem? How far? How high up
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: does he live?
- 1:05:52Speaker 4: One twenty four? I don't know.
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: I think what twenty four and what we're building? Yeah,
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: what's his number?
- 1:06:01Speaker 4: He's like off of Harlem.
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: Have that that mural that he painted and his shit
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: is insane. Well he didn't paint it, but I mean
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: he got it painted. That's just an insane thing to do.
- 1:06:13Speaker 4: I know, dude, they don't give a fuck. He was like,
- 1:06:15Speaker 4: we were like, what are you gonna do? Like when
- 1:06:16Speaker 4: you have to move out? He's like, we'll just pant over.
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: It, some guys. One of a kind, priceless artwork. You
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: guys should do that for your apartment.
- 1:06:25Speaker 4: It is a dope ass mural too. Their apartment is
- 1:06:27Speaker 4: insanely nice.
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: You guys would try to paint fucking Duke's as well
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: and it would just flop right through.
- 1:06:34Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, their third roommate is an interior decorator designer. Yeah,
- 1:06:39Speaker 5: so their place is like insane.
- 1:06:41Speaker 4: Really Yeah, they're nice, super nice. You went up there, Yeah,
- 1:06:44Speaker 4: we went up and he cooked us some chicken curry. Really,
- 1:06:47Speaker 4: it's amazing like curry.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Non, really, they went on an Indian cake.
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: Oh yeah, how.
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: Old were you when you started like an Indian food
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: last year?
- 1:06:56Speaker 4: I feel like you when you started like an Indian people.
- 1:07:00Speaker 4: Hopefully next year.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: That's fucked up because Indian people are the best people,
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: and Indian food is is actually the best food.
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: And I think that the Indian fruit is so fucking good.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: That's like a major point in people's lives when they
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: can start liking Indian food because it's like a picky,
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: little bitch thing to not like Indian food. It's like
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: such like savory sauced out food, like American food doesn't
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: even use as many sauces as Indian food.
- 1:07:24Speaker 4: Now, Indian food is insanely good. But I never had
- 1:07:26Speaker 4: I just never had had it. I never disliked it.
- 1:07:28Speaker 4: I just never had had it until I moved to
- 1:07:29Speaker 4: New York.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: And you get scared. People get squamish about it because
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: it seems exotic.
- 1:07:34Speaker 4: I didn't get squeed.
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like chicken and cream, yeah, I
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: mean chicken teak of masala, which is my go to Fuck. Yeah, bro,
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: what about a nice fucking rogan Josh bro never had one.
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: A nice Vendalou never had one. Damn. It looks like
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: carry's tired. He needs his video games.
- 1:07:54Speaker 4: Dude, I've been I've been out. It's been a long
- 1:07:56Speaker 4: day for me. I t wake up early. I'd take
- 1:07:58Speaker 4: the train. There's a truck stuck on the train tracks.
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: I assumed that was just a lie you were telling
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: to get There.
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: Was a truck stuck with the train tracks. And I
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: was supposed to be here before the act and there's
- 1:08:07Speaker 4: a truck stuck on the train tracks and we got
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: an hour and twenty minute delay. Damn, I'd been on
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: the train for almost two hours.
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: Man.
- 1:08:14Speaker 4: We were still in Providence, which is like a twenty
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: minute train ride from my house from where I got on.
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: A truck was just on the tracks.
- 1:08:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it was on the tracks, but
- 1:08:23Speaker 4: apparently got stuck too close to the train track for us.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: To go and they could just stop in time.
- 1:08:30Speaker 4: The train.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: No, we stopped at the Providence stop, and then we
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: just didn't when people get off. People got off at
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: Providence and got on at Providence, but then we just
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: stayed there for like an hour and twenty minutes.
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: Damn. That fucking sucks.
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really long, and I slept for a
- 1:08:43Speaker 4: good bit, but I didn't sleep much last night because
- 1:08:46Speaker 4: I can't put the Kindle down.
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: Bro, No way the Kindo should put you to sleep,
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: I know. But what is there? I guess a light
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: inside of it that kind of like fuels your brain
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: and makes it think it's daytime, so you have to
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: keep on reading it.
- 1:08:59Speaker 4: Uh, not real. It's like I think the light is
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: not a blue light. Yeah, it actually has a good
- 1:09:04Speaker 4: like dull light. Yeah, and you can turn it down,
- 1:09:06Speaker 4: which is nice. I just keep it at once so
- 1:09:07Speaker 4: it's like I can see it, but it's not too bright.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: I keep thinking about what kind of bonus you got, Bro,
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: I'm fucking just tell the fucking tell the listeners what
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: your bonus was.
- 1:09:16Speaker 4: Right, he couldn't handle it. You can't handle that level
- 1:09:20Speaker 4: of cash.
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: Let's just say you're gonna be moving into Chicken Fry's
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: neighborhood reals sooner than project it?
- 1:09:27Speaker 4: Yeah? Probably? Shit, should I might?
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: I'm up company party this week? Yeah, you're gonna go? Um,
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: I don't know. I was gonna go to Puck Satoni,
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: Pennsylvania for Groundhog Day, but content. I thought it was
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: two hours away. It's five hours away. And unfortunately I
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: have to finish the shoot tomorrow that goes into the evening,
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: so I wouldn't be able to get there on time
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: for groundhole day.
- 1:09:55Speaker 4: But uh, my dad's birthday it is. Yeah.
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: What'd you guys eat for his birthday dinner? We had?
- 1:10:02Speaker 6: Fuck?
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: What did we have?
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: Some chicken biani?
- 1:10:05Speaker 4: Oh, we got like Italian food from a place.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: Oh shit, that sounds good.
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: Some spaghetti and meatballs, little caesar salad, a little zangya.
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: Holy fuck, that sounds good as fun. So they have everything. Yeah,
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: a true taste of Italy.
- 1:10:20Speaker 4: An Italian joint, just a local Italian joint.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: That's fucking what message. No, we didn't.
- 1:10:25Speaker 4: Yeah, we used the uh we used the one bite
- 1:10:27Speaker 4: the one bite app Yeah. Well we we only order
- 1:10:30Speaker 4: from places that he's ranked.
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: Of course it would be disrespectful to do anything. But
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: you can go on one bite and uh like plant
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: some you know, uh good scores at places and make
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: him want to go somewhere. You give a place like
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: a nine to five, He'll be like, oh, what's this place?
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: I have to go there?
- 1:10:48Speaker 5: All right, let's get the fuck out of here, Bro,
- 1:10:50Speaker 5: what time? How how long have you been going over
- 1:10:52Speaker 5: twenty with your pists?
- 1:10:54Speaker 4: Break? So like our ten yeah, Largentine, No, you weren't
- 1:10:57Speaker 4: ten minutes? What like hour? Thirty? Every What do you mean.
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: You're five minutes?
- 1:11:04Speaker 4: Now?
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: You're five minute? I know you are.
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: All right, let's rap that I had fun, Bro, I
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: had a blast two time. All right, we'll be putting
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: out lots of content next week. We're gonna be vlogging
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: something every day.
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: So he's not gonna cut he We're not gonna do
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: something every day. Huh.
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: I think we just said we would.
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: We'll we put out something every day.
- 1:11:20Speaker 5: Sure, why don't we meet up every morning and we'll
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: get coffee and do twenty to thirty minutes at a
- 1:11:26Speaker 5: different like setting each day?
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: Just talking, Yeah, just talking, raindo is.
- 1:11:30Speaker 4: I'm diz, Bro.
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: We fucking we could do go one camera. We can
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: make it easy. Yeah.
- 1:11:34Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm down.
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring the tiny camera. I'll film from shit
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: this week. Yeah fuck it, all right, Bro, I'm it's
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: a soft commit from you.
- 1:11:41Speaker 4: No, I'm down, bro, all right, all right? Check week,
- 1:11:45Speaker 4: check us out, super Bowl week, check us out. In
- 1:11:47Speaker 4: super Bowl week, we're gonna be out in LA.
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: We're gonna do episode forty two, forty three, forty four,
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: forty five, forty six. We're gonna get the fucking Joe
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: Biden episode
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: Shit shit shit, all right, thanks for coming out, guys,
- 1:11:58Speaker 4: Piece