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- 0:04Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Y ain't ye give me the mic? So take it away?
- 0:13Speaker 1: That bad big y'all getting in the home and the
- 0:17Speaker 1: Brooklyn score who can't cut up he's on the spot.
- 0:21Speaker 2: That's a song for the episode. Ye Doom Doom Doom, Doom,
- 0:26Speaker 2: Doom Doom Do do doom Doom do do doom do do?
- 0:29Speaker 1: I like how they how they use it for how
- 0:32Speaker 1: they be using it for the white for the white
- 0:34Speaker 1: back to school commercials, say damn bro.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Oh baby, I like it, rule your baby, you like it.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Rule.
- 0:45Speaker 1: We do.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Nigga, he's a dirty nigga.
- 0:48Speaker 4: Okay, dirty, you know, an adventurous I'm not dirty adventurous.
- 0:53Speaker 4: There is a difference, all right. So what were you
- 1:02Speaker 4: saying before we started? So what were you saying before
- 1:05Speaker 4: we started recording?
- 1:06Speaker 5: I was saying that I was I've noticed that a
- 1:09Speaker 5: lot of people have been going through seasons of friendships
- 1:15Speaker 5: ending and changing, changing and stuff.
- 1:19Speaker 6: You know, they're growing in different directions.
- 1:21Speaker 5: And while that may be a hurtful thing, especially somebody
- 1:25Speaker 5: who was like your real friend, like somebody you went
- 1:27Speaker 5: through a lot of different situations with, yeah and stuff,
- 1:31Speaker 5: and you know who been with you through ups and
- 1:36Speaker 5: downs and all this stuff. Sometimes, especially as adults, we
- 1:40Speaker 5: tend to grow apart.
- 1:41Speaker 6: And that's okay.
- 1:42Speaker 5: You can still have a you know, love for somebody,
- 1:47Speaker 5: still have a respect for somebody, still wanting to see
- 1:49Speaker 5: them do their best, but you're just not in the
- 1:51Speaker 5: same season.
- 1:52Speaker 2: No more.
- 1:53Speaker 5: You going in one direction, They going in one direction.
- 1:56Speaker 5: You growing, they not, And that's okay.
- 1:58Speaker 6: And I was saying that.
- 1:59Speaker 5: I just said the conversation with my little cousin recently
- 2:03Speaker 5: and one of her good girlfriends that she had been
- 2:06Speaker 5: friends with for a very long time since like elementary school,
- 2:08Speaker 5: you know, like we have been and it seems like
- 2:11Speaker 5: they've grown a different direction.
- 2:13Speaker 6: And I was like, it's okay. I was like, you
- 2:14Speaker 6: on a different journey in your life.
- 2:16Speaker 5: You bringing God more so in your life, and you know,
- 2:20Speaker 5: sometimes God has away and showing you like, yeah, they
- 2:22Speaker 5: can't go on this journey with you.
- 2:23Speaker 6: You're gonna have to let them go. And it's gonna hurt.
- 2:25Speaker 6: It's gonna hurt. I got a similar situation going on
- 2:28Speaker 6: with another friend.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Of mine, and I just it something hit you.
- 2:35Speaker 6: Have had to say, something hits you all of a sudden.
- 2:37Speaker 5: Something hit me recently, and I actually made a post
- 2:39Speaker 5: on Facebook, and I was like, stop checking on people
- 2:42Speaker 5: and see how long it takes them to check on you.
- 2:45Speaker 3: Damn.
- 2:46Speaker 5: And I realized that this particular friend is always looking
- 2:48Speaker 5: for somebody to check on her. But now I'm like,
- 2:52Speaker 5: all these calls on my phone is out going calls
- 2:55Speaker 5: when I sent a text message first, and yeah, you're
- 2:57Speaker 5: going through something too. You're going through something, but so
- 3:00Speaker 5: am mine. Yeah, and I'm making the time to say, hey,
- 3:02Speaker 5: you doing okay? You alright?
- 3:03Speaker 6: Everything okay?
- 3:05Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 3:05Speaker 6: And I don't get that same thing.
- 3:07Speaker 5: Ye, So yeah, I I've made it the effort that
- 3:10Speaker 5: I I've made the effort to say when the thought
- 3:13Speaker 5: crossed my mind, Nope, I ain't sending this text. I'm
- 3:17Speaker 5: not doing it because I'm always the one reaching out,
- 3:20Speaker 5: checking first, making sure everybody's okay, making it. It's old,
- 3:25Speaker 5: this whole strong friend thing, eh. And you can't always
- 3:33Speaker 5: be the strong friend.
- 3:33Speaker 3: Nah.
- 3:34Speaker 2: You need people to pour into You.
- 3:36Speaker 5: Can't pull from an empty cup, and you cannot pull
- 3:40Speaker 5: from an empty cup, and you continuously giving, giving, giving,
- 3:43Speaker 5: and and what I've realized, even though I knew I
- 3:45Speaker 5: I I had a village like recently the situation with
- 3:48Speaker 5: my car where my car been in the shop for
- 3:51Speaker 5: the damn month.
- 3:52Speaker 6: And you know, I didn't want to burden anybody, but
- 3:56Speaker 6: my family.
- 3:57Speaker 2: Stepped for me.
- 3:58Speaker 5: Somebody was making sure I was getting the work, so
- 4:00Speaker 5: make sure I was getting home work. And this this
- 4:03Speaker 5: made me realize how much I was valued by by
- 4:06Speaker 5: my circle. And at one point I was like, yeah,
- 4:09Speaker 5: I'm gonna caep call anybody come pick me up.
- 4:10Speaker 3: But it was like.
- 4:16Speaker 2: Make sens to school.
- 4:17Speaker 6: You know, the one responsible for this back here that part.
- 4:23Speaker 5: She laid me out because I her picking me up
- 4:25Speaker 5: one day and she couldn't pick me up, and she said, well,
- 4:26Speaker 5: how much is your Uber? And I said, all I
- 4:28Speaker 5: got the money for uber. I just I just didn't
- 4:31Speaker 5: want to be in the uber today. And she was like,
- 4:32Speaker 5: the next day, how much is you uber? And then
- 4:37Speaker 5: she chext me back and said and this she texted
- 4:39Speaker 5: me and said, yeah, I'm yelling at you, yelling at
- 4:41Speaker 5: me through text message.
- 4:42Speaker 2: I recently had this, but she looked out for me
- 4:44Speaker 2: and she ain't have to. I recently went through this
- 4:47Speaker 2: conversation with another friend of mine who I hung out
- 4:50Speaker 2: with recently. She unfortunately got laid off from her job
- 4:54Speaker 2: earlier this year. And it's really been a struggle for
- 4:57Speaker 2: her to like find where she's applying. I think she
- 5:00Speaker 2: so she's applied to like one hundred or like one
- 5:01Speaker 2: hundred and fifty different applications. She's mismitting stuff for like
- 5:05Speaker 2: from like almost six to eight months. She hasn't been working.
- 5:08Speaker 2: So we hung out. We went I think it was
- 5:10Speaker 2: to last weekend. We went to brunch, went to a
- 5:13Speaker 2: coffee shop. We went to this this real cool spot
- 5:16Speaker 2: in Silver Spring. It used to be a firehouse. It
- 5:18Speaker 2: was converted from a firehouse to like a bar in
- 5:20Speaker 2: a restaurant, and it has all and has they turned
- 5:24Speaker 2: like the side where like all the holes and stuff
- 5:25Speaker 2: will be there where the bar is. They so have
- 5:27Speaker 2: the giant door in the front that would go out
- 5:28Speaker 2: to the street. We sat there literally last Sunday and
- 5:33Speaker 2: had we watched football and just chill. I had me
- 5:38Speaker 2: my go to bar meal in case somebody want to
- 5:39Speaker 2: buy me, you know, give me a drink or something.
- 5:40Speaker 2: It's chicken caesar salad or steak season salad with fries,
- 5:44Speaker 2: a steaks with blue cheese, crumblest get blue cheese. But
- 5:51Speaker 2: you know I like blue cheese. But you know I
- 5:52Speaker 2: didn't used to like hold on your hold on, hold on,
- 5:55Speaker 2: hold on. Welcome to this week's episode of Wine and
- 5:59Speaker 2: on that seat. The podcast yours right now. Your host
- 6:03Speaker 2: braind is a card and I'm joined by two of
- 6:05Speaker 2: my favorite people in the world. How y'all feeling this week?
- 6:07Speaker 6: I'm good, I'm good.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Happy December, niggas, Happy December.
- 6:15Speaker 3: Ship Wow, Okay, shut up? Okay, that that happened?
- 6:23Speaker 2: Judgmental Burgo says, well, niggas, answer that question from.
- 6:29Speaker 3: Oh that nigga, it's just crazy. I said, I'm not
- 6:33Speaker 3: you know, I'm not that judgmental.
- 6:36Speaker 2: Was that not judgment that judgment? All I said, was
- 6:39Speaker 2: that happened?
- 6:40Speaker 3: Like the fun.
- 6:42Speaker 1: Back to the conversation in hand, I do no, but
- 6:46Speaker 1: I do realize that we are in the era of
- 6:51Speaker 1: like contractual relationships. Contractual Yeah, okay, So before that, can
- 6:57Speaker 1: I finish what I was saying my apology?
- 7:00Speaker 2: So we I offered to you know, she I knew
- 7:03Speaker 2: everything that was been going over her. So she went
- 7:05Speaker 2: to pay for the bill, I said, grabbed the check
- 7:08Speaker 2: and I paid it and she's like, no, I want
- 7:09Speaker 2: to pay my part, I said, I said, like like you,
- 7:12Speaker 2: she's the strong friend that shows up for everybody. She
- 7:14Speaker 2: does with people. And I said, it's your turn, in
- 7:17Speaker 2: this season of your life, with everything you're going through,
- 7:19Speaker 2: let people let your community that you always pour into
- 7:23Speaker 2: pour back into you. I said, I invited you out
- 7:26Speaker 2: for brush. It was a mutual plan for us to
- 7:27Speaker 2: go to Brush because we haven't seen each other in
- 7:29Speaker 2: a while. I'll cover the bill. I said, if you
- 7:31Speaker 2: want to get coffee, you get spend three dollars on
- 7:34Speaker 2: a couple of coffee, like ice coffee. We got a
- 7:35Speaker 2: good We've found a good coffee shop. Dunstry, I take
- 7:37Speaker 2: you to the Spring. But I mean, but this, I said,
- 7:40Speaker 2: it's black owned. They got it's a real nice setup.
- 7:43Speaker 2: They do pastries and desserts and delectables.
- 7:45Speaker 1: And said said, that's how we stayed delectable.
- 7:52Speaker 2: BITCHU No, but I said, it's time for your community
- 7:56Speaker 2: to be able to pour into you. And I said,
- 7:57Speaker 2: I know it's I know it's uncomfortable for you.
- 7:59Speaker 3: I know you don't like it.
- 8:01Speaker 2: But in this season of your life, let people show
- 8:03Speaker 2: up for you the way you have always showed up
- 8:05Speaker 2: for them.
- 8:05Speaker 3: She was like, I mean, I guess.
- 8:09Speaker 5: I said, it's hard when you're used to being, and
- 8:11Speaker 5: it's hard to let somebody take care.
- 8:15Speaker 6: Taking care of yourself or taking care of everybody else
- 8:20Speaker 6: so I can.
- 8:21Speaker 2: It's hard, and we still show up for your even
- 8:26Speaker 2: sometimes when you don't.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Know nigga I'm talking about. I mean, I'm also yeah,
- 8:29Speaker 1: but that's that's the thing I'm working. Yeah, yeah, it's
- 8:32Speaker 1: like I'm working. I've been working on working on it,
- 8:35Speaker 1: like you know, just opening up and asking for like
- 8:37Speaker 1: asking you because it's like, yeah, I'm always quick, like
- 8:40Speaker 1: I'm quick to be like what your name mean to like, but.
- 8:43Speaker 2: You show up for people. But again, no man is
- 8:46Speaker 2: an island. We all have communities that we're a part of,
- 8:48Speaker 2: and it does hurt because in a lot of ways,
- 8:51Speaker 2: like asking for help, it may feel like like weakness
- 8:55Speaker 2: because you're so used to doing for yourself.
- 8:58Speaker 5: You help to admit that they need help, to admit
- 9:00Speaker 5: that you cannot do it all by yourself. That's something
- 9:03Speaker 5: I had to work through in therapy constantly, constantly, every
- 9:07Speaker 5: damn mind. And then it's like you don't want to
- 9:12Speaker 5: ask anybody or feel like a burden or feel like
- 9:14Speaker 5: a burden anybody.
- 9:16Speaker 2: And being a burden is not always a bad thing.
- 9:20Speaker 1: It's not it's not, but I mean, but like I was,
- 9:24Speaker 1: I mean, like I was saying no, no, no, what
- 9:27Speaker 1: I'm saying, like I'm saying about like contractual relationships, and
- 9:30Speaker 1: it's it's like everything is like transactional. And then the minute,
- 9:34Speaker 1: you know, the minute that you can't do that you
- 9:36Speaker 1: can't do for somebody like nigga stop like niggas stop
- 9:39Speaker 1: sucking with you off top, and it's like and I
- 9:42Speaker 1: think I think it's maybe our generation. It's probably like
- 9:46Speaker 1: the last of it, like your you know, like the
- 9:48Speaker 1: actual like real friends, like you know what I mean,
- 9:51Speaker 1: like that that that understood like what like true friendship,
- 9:56Speaker 1: but you know, like what real friendship was.
- 9:58Speaker 3: It's it's it's just like that.
- 10:00Speaker 1: It's like, yo, we I feel like us, you know,
- 10:02Speaker 1: being like us being like almost forty we we in
- 10:06Speaker 1: that like we're in that space like we we know
- 10:09Speaker 1: what it is. And then when we try to teach
- 10:11Speaker 1: the younger and try to teach and the one younger
- 10:13Speaker 1: than us about like yo, y'all y'all not real friends,
- 10:16Speaker 1: like you know, you say you're best friends, but then
- 10:18Speaker 1: a minute, y'all, the minute.
- 10:19Speaker 3: That friend can't do nothing for you can't do the
- 10:21Speaker 3: one thing.
- 10:24Speaker 2: Friend can't stay. But we all have to go through
- 10:28Speaker 2: that as kid. As we it's into our teen years
- 10:32Speaker 2: into into adulthood. And you know, once you get into adulthood,
- 10:35Speaker 2: but your friends, everybody goes off in different directions. People's
- 10:38Speaker 2: lives go off in different directions. You learn who your
- 10:41Speaker 2: who your real people are, and it's unfortunate, but it's
- 10:44Speaker 2: it's a it's a growing pain and it's a life
- 10:45Speaker 2: lesson that everybody has to go through because as you
- 10:48Speaker 2: get older, you can't maintain the same level of friendships
- 10:52Speaker 2: that you had with people with you in high school
- 10:55Speaker 2: because everybody grows in different directions.
- 10:57Speaker 1: But yeah, and I also feel like I also feel like,
- 11:02Speaker 1: I mean I came up with it, you know over
- 11:04Speaker 1: the years is that yo? You only know that me
- 11:10Speaker 1: like seven, like sixteen, seventeen year old me, two thousand
- 11:14Speaker 1: and four, like fresh out of high school graduate me.
- 11:17Speaker 2: Nig we all still had hairband, you know.
- 11:19Speaker 3: What I'm saying.
- 11:20Speaker 1: So it's like you're you're stuck on the person that
- 11:23Speaker 1: I was then, But then now it's like, you know, motherfuckers,
- 11:26Speaker 1: you'd be like, yo, we enjoy different things in life.
- 11:32Speaker 2: I got all the good ball because.
- 11:35Speaker 6: It doesn't work for everybody.
- 11:37Speaker 3: Ship Well that's so, yeah, that's what you find out,
- 11:40Speaker 3: Like when you shave all your head, you find out
- 11:42Speaker 3: how somebody it was.
- 11:45Speaker 2: It was like, I'm invested in the collection. Yeah, I
- 11:49Speaker 2: had collection.
- 11:52Speaker 3: Get I had a nigga always wanting a for door
- 11:54Speaker 3: or some ship learning just like wow.
- 12:03Speaker 2: But the one thing you learn to make peace with
- 12:07Speaker 2: as you get older. Now, I've had to come to
- 12:09Speaker 2: this realization within the past, especially with COVID lockdowns, losing
- 12:15Speaker 2: you my mother, and losing like other family members over
- 12:18Speaker 2: the past several years. Allow people to show up for
- 12:22Speaker 2: you and do for you, but also make peace with
- 12:25Speaker 2: the fact that a lot of people can only show
- 12:27Speaker 2: up to their own capacity for you because they have
- 12:30Speaker 2: their own stuff that they're working through. Exactly in the
- 12:34Speaker 2: same token, I've also learned to stop requiring so much
- 12:37Speaker 2: from certain people, because again, you have to meet people
- 12:41Speaker 2: where they.
- 12:41Speaker 6: Are stopping for you out of people that but.
- 12:45Speaker 2: Also also realizing that if you attempt to establish or
- 12:50Speaker 2: strengthen a relationship with somebody and they don't reciprocate or
- 12:54Speaker 2: can't reciprocate, or you give them a chance and they
- 12:56Speaker 2: fail you, it's okay to be like, I love you,
- 13:00Speaker 2: go befohere we are. I'm not making so much effort
- 13:02Speaker 2: a pouring into you because you keep repeatedly showing me
- 13:05Speaker 2: that you can't meet me where I want you to
- 13:07Speaker 2: meet and we can keep this this this relationship where
- 13:11Speaker 2: it is when we check in and the text. But
- 13:14Speaker 2: me going above and beyond for you, showing up every
- 13:16Speaker 2: single time for you, but you never showing up for
- 13:18Speaker 2: me when I asked you to. I'll always inviting you
- 13:20Speaker 2: to stuff, but you don't ever come to anything.
- 13:22Speaker 3: Just went through that. I just went through, sister, Your
- 13:26Speaker 3: sister going through it right now.
- 13:28Speaker 5: Definitely just went through that to somebody who I was
- 13:29Speaker 5: constantly inviting to stuff. I was show up to everything
- 13:32Speaker 5: they invited me. So I was showing up big, little,
- 13:35Speaker 5: small events, contributing and you need to bring something, Oh
- 13:40Speaker 5: you know, you need to come a little earlier. I
- 13:42Speaker 5: can help you set up and stuff like that. And
- 13:44Speaker 5: then I realized everything I had invited this witch to you.
- 13:48Speaker 5: She ain't shown up for ship, birthday party, graduation party,
- 13:53Speaker 5: out to drinks, dinner. It's always an excuse, and I'm like,
- 13:56Speaker 5: but I always make room the show up for you
- 13:59Speaker 5: it happened more than once askedly it was two different people.
- 14:02Speaker 5: And I've realized, you know what, it's okay.
- 14:07Speaker 2: I'm good on you.
- 14:08Speaker 5: Still wish you the best, still want to see you thrive,
- 14:12Speaker 5: still want to see you grow. But and when I
- 14:15Speaker 5: see you, it's still will be the same energy. Hang her,
- 14:17Speaker 5: I'm gonna give you a hug and ask you how
- 14:20Speaker 5: everything is, how to cheering, how the man and I'm
- 14:23Speaker 5: going about my business. And it's okay because the same
- 14:26Speaker 5: people eventually they come back because they need you again
- 14:30Speaker 5: and person.
- 14:31Speaker 2: Some people who just don't. Some people just don't make
- 14:34Speaker 2: the effort, that will never make the efforts and the
- 14:37Speaker 2: same energy you're to pour into them or that in
- 14:39Speaker 2: strengthening those relationships and to the relationships you already have
- 14:42Speaker 2: and the relationships that are shown up for you the
- 14:44Speaker 2: way you want to. That's right. Put you with you
- 14:47Speaker 2: and that's friends answer. Thanks facts.
- 14:50Speaker 5: I got family members on the back the ship no
- 14:52Speaker 5: more because they never show up to nothing. And then
- 14:53Speaker 5: they're like oh and then DC pictures on Facebook and
- 14:56Speaker 5: be like, oh, wish I could have been there and
- 14:58Speaker 5: know you don't bitch because you knew you same somebody
- 15:00Speaker 5: else This was going on, and you could have showed yourself.
- 15:03Speaker 5: If you ain't have a ride, you could have called
- 15:04Speaker 5: somebody for a ride. You could have let that be
- 15:07Speaker 5: known because something we would have made an effort, because
- 15:09Speaker 5: clearly we wanted.
- 15:10Speaker 2: You, I said. I said the same thing to my
- 15:13Speaker 2: cousins last year. We have a separate group chat with
- 15:16Speaker 2: a couple of my cousins and they asked me, last
- 15:20Speaker 2: year we doing for your birthday? And I said, I mean,
- 15:23Speaker 2: love y'all. But I came out literally said in text,
- 15:25Speaker 2: I said, love y'all, but I'm not saying what I'm
- 15:27Speaker 2: doing because y'all'll never show up. So why tell y'all
- 15:30Speaker 2: what my plans off? You're not gonna come because y'all
- 15:32Speaker 2: never come. Yeah, nobody, I guess they read it was like.
- 15:37Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, I feel that ship. How you feel that.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Gotta be blunting, I mean, and it's all love.
- 15:47Speaker 1: But again, like I understand what some of us, like
- 15:50Speaker 1: some of us go on where we're placing unexpected, unrealistic
- 15:56Speaker 1: expectations on people, and then we set ourselves up because
- 15:59Speaker 1: we believed that gonna do what they're gonna do. What
- 16:02Speaker 1: like you shaid, like y'all said, like what I would do,
- 16:05Speaker 1: And it's like, or how I like, how you feel
- 16:08Speaker 1: like somebody would handle the situation and they don't do
- 16:12Speaker 1: it and then you be fucking then you you're fucked up.
- 16:14Speaker 1: But it's like, you know, don't don't let that, don't
- 16:17Speaker 1: don't self inflict. Like a lot of people, like you know,
- 16:20Speaker 1: trust that person to be them. You trust a thief
- 16:23Speaker 1: to steal you, trust a snake to bite you.
- 16:24Speaker 2: Not just that again, meet people where they are.
- 16:26Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- 16:27Speaker 1: It's like you if you already know what it is like,
- 16:30Speaker 1: you notice you're learning this person and you don't like
- 16:33Speaker 1: especially if you've been there for years, you know who
- 16:35Speaker 1: they are.
- 16:37Speaker 2: Yep.
- 16:37Speaker 5: My one thing I learned from therapy. One thing that
- 16:41Speaker 5: my therapist said to me. She said, Shauna, you cannot
- 16:45Speaker 5: be mad at people for being exactly who you knew
- 16:48Speaker 5: they were. And when she said that, I said, that's
- 16:53Speaker 5: a word.
- 16:55Speaker 3: It's a word.
- 16:57Speaker 5: I said, that make a whole lot of fuck sence
- 17:00Speaker 5: she's about. You find myself getting upset with with, for example,
- 17:05Speaker 5: my son's father, and I'm like, he's been the same
- 17:07Speaker 5: motherfucker for twenty years yea, what's your man for? You've
- 17:11Speaker 5: keep being that same person. So because handle it in
- 17:15Speaker 5: a way, it is not going to be stressing you
- 17:17Speaker 5: the funk out. And I am perfectly okay with that.
- 17:21Speaker 5: And That's what I've been doing. And I've been stressed
- 17:23Speaker 5: free of it motherfucking since because I do not allow
- 17:26Speaker 5: him to piss me off in the way that he
- 17:28Speaker 5: used to. I mean, I used to, y'all, y'all know,
- 17:30Speaker 5: I used to be Oh, I want to I want
- 17:32Speaker 5: to argue, and I want to scream when I want
- 17:33Speaker 5: to holler, and I want to cuss him out and
- 17:35Speaker 5: all that. And I'm not doing that stuff no more.
- 17:37Speaker 5: My son is senior in high school. They issued a
- 17:40Speaker 5: list at the beginning of the year with all the
- 17:41Speaker 5: important dates on it. I took a picture. I sent
- 17:44Speaker 5: it in a text message. I'm not sending O, no reminders.
- 17:48Speaker 2: None of that.
- 17:50Speaker 1: Is It's all part of It's all part of growing,
- 17:55Speaker 1: like you know, like Brandon said, and it's I mean
- 17:57Speaker 1: to any of you know, any other eighteen roads out
- 18:00Speaker 1: here that's watching. It's all part of life. You know,
- 18:03Speaker 1: you're gonna make friends, You're gonna lose friends with some
- 18:05Speaker 1: of your friends. You can't get rid of. But that's
- 18:09Speaker 1: not always a bad thing. They're cooled so far.
- 18:13Speaker 3: Sometimes step with us as he.
- 18:20Speaker 2: Was eleven, sound like you want you got something you
- 18:23Speaker 2: want to say.
- 18:24Speaker 3: Am if I'm not here next week, y'all know what
- 18:26Speaker 3: happened that nigga got put up?
- 18:28Speaker 2: He under the table the fun out.
- 18:31Speaker 5: You might see your hand go up like you might
- 18:33Speaker 5: see the top of that ignore that's try m gott expect.
- 18:47Speaker 3: Put up.
- 18:53Speaker 2: On the flip side of that, I'm also learning that
- 18:56Speaker 2: it's not It may be a bit harder to make
- 18:59Speaker 2: new friends as we get older, but you also open.
- 19:02Speaker 2: Now as I'm beginning, before we're approaching forty, I'm making
- 19:07Speaker 2: more of a concerted effort to get involved in my community.
- 19:11Speaker 2: I've recently when we traded to the Career Fair, we
- 19:15Speaker 2: went to the Mortgage State table, Go Bears, and I
- 19:18Speaker 2: reached out to the local chapter of Mortga State Alumni Association,
- 19:23Speaker 2: and I'm considering joining that chapter to get more involved,
- 19:26Speaker 2: to meet new people, to do new things. You should
- 19:29Speaker 2: be involved in not only the community, but also exposed
- 19:32Speaker 2: myself to different types of people, new people who knows
- 19:35Speaker 2: make a new connections.
- 19:36Speaker 5: I hope goes to college. That he does something like that,
- 19:39Speaker 5: I think we will encourage him.
- 19:42Speaker 2: I was on the pre pre alumni council and Morgus
- 19:44Speaker 2: and Morgan does still had the pre alumni council. He
- 19:45Speaker 2: can be abe to wait the network. Yeah, as a way,
- 19:51Speaker 2: what the want does that charity? Yeah, we're trying to
- 19:55Speaker 2: get a street named in Baltimore.
- 19:59Speaker 3: Wonder two three. That's crazy. Now, that's crazy that.
- 20:09Speaker 5: I always told me I was gonna be somebody street
- 20:13Speaker 5: as long as it ain't over east I don't.
- 20:17Speaker 2: We love, y'all. I swear we do. I got a
- 20:19Speaker 2: lot of East Side.
- 20:24Speaker 3: We ain't got nothing.
- 20:28Speaker 2: Listen. I started to say, y'all, y'all laugh, but not
- 20:34Speaker 2: just strip, not what the hookers be, low hand mercy.
- 20:41Speaker 2: Maybe listen.
- 20:42Speaker 3: Let me tell you what happened to me yesterday. Got
- 20:44Speaker 3: all the audacity.
- 20:47Speaker 2: To listen.
- 20:48Speaker 5: I have to Being without a vehicle is very much ghetto.
- 20:52Speaker 5: You know my cars and it's very much ghetto.
- 20:55Speaker 3: Yo.
- 20:56Speaker 5: A lot of time, y'all see this. I'm pretty sure
- 20:58Speaker 5: I should have my call back or y'all see you
- 21:00Speaker 5: in the news. I was in an uber going to
- 21:04Speaker 5: the event, and I've been been cheaping so I've been
- 21:08Speaker 5: used the shading because it's cheaper.
- 21:12Speaker 2: I haven't used over shede because it's been cheaper.
- 21:15Speaker 7: And you're doing you don't know who you're going to
- 21:18Speaker 7: be in a vehicle with ghetto and people and vehicles
- 21:21Speaker 7: with me and been a little mersky these days and
- 21:23Speaker 7: it bothers me at eight o'clock at the border and
- 21:27Speaker 7: be mersty.
- 21:28Speaker 2: But anyway, I was on the way to an event
- 21:30Speaker 2: the other night and I was in the ober ship.
- 21:36Speaker 5: Shut.
- 21:38Speaker 2: I was in the overshadow the other night.
- 21:39Speaker 5: I'm looking to have some fun and I was going
- 21:42Speaker 5: to Rosedale and the person in the car he was
- 21:44Speaker 5: going to Essex.
- 21:45Speaker 2: And it's like I knew he had the area because
- 21:48Speaker 2: the smell just changed from the from the playing over there.
- 21:52Speaker 2: It's just change got over there middle by the tripping point,
- 22:03Speaker 2: I don't know. All I saw was Essex Elementary. Oh ship,
- 22:08Speaker 2: you was far fun.
- 22:08Speaker 5: After we got off the exit door ninety five, I said,
- 22:14Speaker 5: please you dropping him off so you can get me
- 22:16Speaker 5: from around these parts.
- 22:18Speaker 2: Let's go in the Question of the week. So been
- 22:22Speaker 2: our Question of the Week segment of the show. Our
- 22:24Speaker 2: last Question of the Week segment for the year. Season three,
- 22:31Speaker 2: season three three, Season three bum bum, Thanks Aaron, and
- 22:41Speaker 2: I'm question of the Week segment of the show. I
- 22:43Speaker 2: scoured the intowebs, read my TikTok fy p page because
- 22:46Speaker 2: well else without look and I find videos questions to
- 22:51Speaker 2: ask the.
- 22:51Speaker 3: Table, save it on the chat.
- 22:54Speaker 6: We like fuckery the yeah, a.
- 22:55Speaker 3: Lot of fucking.
- 22:58Speaker 2: Pull up the videos, doing the recording like I'm doing
- 22:59Speaker 2: right the second and yeah, we I left the table.
- 23:03Speaker 2: Read the responses and let them give a ratten from
- 23:06Speaker 2: zero or want the diabolical or fuck you Brandon? Which
- 23:10Speaker 2: does hoppen from time to time. So question of the week,
- 23:18Speaker 2: like the head, here go the simbest question of the
- 23:22Speaker 2: week is gonna get it? Gona get it? Oh shot
- 23:26Speaker 2: to beerry.
- 23:29Speaker 6: They're going through another transition.
- 23:32Speaker 2: Back to ev three. We're calling it now. I want
- 23:38Speaker 2: to hear the most diabolical thing you've done drunk, not
- 23:41Speaker 2: I peed in a bush or blacked out. I want
- 23:44Speaker 2: to hear the most absurd stories that they can go knocking.
- 23:55Speaker 2: I want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done drunk,
- 24:00Speaker 2: not I peed in the bush or blacked out. Like
- 24:02Speaker 2: I want to hear the most absurd stories. One time
- 24:07Speaker 2: I was with a guy and when I blacked out,
- 24:09Speaker 2: we got in an argument. The next day he told
- 24:12Speaker 2: me I took out my contact lenses and tried to
- 24:14Speaker 2: put them in his eyes so he could see my perspective.
- 24:16Speaker 5: Why does this nigga got bushels of bananas in his hand?
- 24:20Speaker 2: It was a nigga down the street. He walked up
- 24:22Speaker 2: to my window. I was smoking in my car. He said,
- 24:25Speaker 2: he knocked the window. He said, you want some bananas?
- 24:27Speaker 2: I said, did you just call me the nigga? He said,
- 24:31Speaker 2: I got a bic of.
- 24:32Speaker 5: Bananas in the trunk and I got him for free,
- 24:34Speaker 5: and I'm just handing out to the community.
- 24:36Speaker 2: And I said, this nigga, that's almost like handing on
- 24:40Speaker 2: turkeys Thanksgiving.
- 24:41Speaker 1: This love.
- 24:46Speaker 2: He left us, he left us three Bomba said, we
- 24:47Speaker 2: ain't got buy no banana. Just try to record Brian,
- 24:53Speaker 2: that's staying in the shove.
- 25:01Speaker 3: Banana.
- 25:02Speaker 2: Just call me a nigga. I told you what happened
- 25:06Speaker 2: when I when I called out. He's not coming to like,
- 25:08Speaker 2: oh nigga to choose my drug dealing?
- 25:15Speaker 3: Fuck? What the fund just happen?
- 25:24Speaker 2: That's a that's a that's a good moment to drop
- 25:26Speaker 2: the up. Help me help me.
- 25:31Speaker 3: To go to to bushs like with a smile.
- 25:34Speaker 2: I got some bananas in there. I'm gonna get you
- 25:39Speaker 2: a banana ham. How about we move on to the
- 25:41Speaker 2: next question to be I mean the next the next ship. Okay,
- 25:49Speaker 2: I was not expected that.
- 25:51Speaker 3: I was like funny ship. It should be funny and
- 25:56Speaker 3: ship too.
- 25:57Speaker 2: When when they play in the play guy, my god
- 25:59Speaker 2: today some in the day after that, oh my god? Yeah, yeah,
- 26:04Speaker 2: next one. Did you even read the first? I know?
- 26:10Speaker 3: She said.
- 26:12Speaker 2: One time when I was with a guy and when
- 26:15Speaker 2: I with the ship.
- 26:16Speaker 3: I'm a.
- 26:18Speaker 2: Let's start this old from scratch. I want to hear
- 26:22Speaker 2: the most diabolical thing you've done drunk, not I peed
- 26:25Speaker 2: in the bush or blacked out. I want to hear
- 26:27Speaker 2: the most absurd stories.
- 26:28Speaker 3: Go.
- 26:30Speaker 2: One time I was with a guy and when I
- 26:32Speaker 2: blacked out, we got in an argument. The next day
- 26:34Speaker 2: he told me I took off my contact lenses and
- 26:36Speaker 2: tried to put them in his eyes so he could
- 26:38Speaker 2: see my perspective.
- 26:44Speaker 5: See what I'm saying.
- 26:45Speaker 3: Can you.
- 26:48Speaker 2: Gonna see my perspective?
- 26:49Speaker 3: Nigga? What you want to see? My way?
- 26:53Speaker 2: One way or a motherfucking look prescription.
- 26:57Speaker 8: And.
- 27:01Speaker 3: That's you know she could have poisoned that nigga.
- 27:04Speaker 2: Yeah how Just by the way, I just got the
- 27:09Speaker 2: episode tit of y'all, But did you just call me
- 27:13Speaker 2: a nigga banana hammock.
- 27:19Speaker 3: Q and a banana hammocks? Oh?
- 27:22Speaker 2: Man? Oh, I just thought of a gift the post
- 27:26Speaker 2: movie Oh Ship, Yep, they all coming down the stairs
- 27:36Speaker 2: in bunches. Oh raiding? That was.
- 27:43Speaker 3: That was funny. That was funny.
- 27:47Speaker 2: I'm just pentering it in my head.
- 27:48Speaker 5: She's like, because you can't see it, you want to
- 27:51Speaker 5: see today?
- 27:51Speaker 2: What the fuck up.
- 27:54Speaker 3: Next? One?
- 27:56Speaker 2: I want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done drunk,
- 27:58Speaker 2: not I pied in the bushes or black. I want
- 28:01Speaker 2: to hear the most absurd stories. Went for a beer
- 28:04Speaker 2: run after skinny dipping. Saw the footage from the store
- 28:07Speaker 2: clerk two days later, never put on clothes to go in,
- 28:10Speaker 2: walked in with just cash and my flip flops.
- 28:13Speaker 5: Oh my god, can you imagine a neck and mother
- 28:17Speaker 5: coming in like, yeah, let me get these, Let me
- 28:18Speaker 5: get these coronas and your pussies out and make a
- 28:24Speaker 5: billions of power ball today. Let me let me, let
- 28:27Speaker 5: me give me one to each. I'm feeling look, you
- 28:31Speaker 5: know you're not feeling. You're feeling something swishes.
- 28:36Speaker 2: Let me get a vanilla Dutch and can I get
- 28:42Speaker 2: a big bite too? And a blueberry?
- 28:45Speaker 3: You they feel to get one and a peones?
- 28:49Speaker 2: Yeah, ready, that's.
- 28:56Speaker 3: Y'all.
- 28:56Speaker 6: Do the tap thing right?
- 28:58Speaker 3: No? Hold up? No, like no, it's like how the
- 29:02Speaker 3: fun how like how the fuck? You didn't know? You
- 29:04Speaker 3: ain't had nothing on you just she had drunk. You
- 29:07Speaker 3: just had the money in your hands. Cout you one gold.
- 29:10Speaker 2: She probably picked up her phone, left the clothes sitting
- 29:11Speaker 2: on the side of the Maybe this was a cross
- 29:15Speaker 2: the street from the lakes, so she just walked off.
- 29:16Speaker 2: Like it's a breeze out here, when just blowing? Do
- 29:19Speaker 2: you you real good out here? Nice breezy?
- 29:23Speaker 5: Not?
- 29:24Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fu up.
- 29:25Speaker 6: That was funny.
- 29:26Speaker 2: Next one. Yeah, I want to hear the most diabolical
- 29:29Speaker 2: thing you've done drunk, Not I peed in the bush
- 29:31Speaker 2: or blacked out, like, I want to hear the most
- 29:33Speaker 2: absurd stories. I once found someone's electricity bill in my
- 29:38Speaker 2: purse after a night out. I just know my blacked
- 29:40Speaker 2: out self promised that somebody that I pay for it
- 29:43Speaker 2: for them because I think I'm rich.
- 29:45Speaker 5: When I'm drunk, listen not to your phone number. You like,
- 29:55Speaker 5: so you're not gonna pay that bill because bill do yesterday.
- 30:01Speaker 2: I ain't getting no alert.
- 30:02Speaker 1: I mean niggas just saying niggas say anything when ain't
- 30:05Speaker 1: a pussy bro.
- 30:07Speaker 2: I ain't getting no alert that my milk got. That's
- 30:10Speaker 2: not bad.
- 30:12Speaker 6: What the hell are you overpaid?
- 30:15Speaker 2: Especially this time me I overhear bill?
- 30:20Speaker 3: Damn my Christmas lights up?
- 30:22Speaker 2: I know, like already the prisms lights up Christmas.
- 30:27Speaker 3: I under saying.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Now because you're saying you overpaid, you overpaid, I'm like, no,
- 30:30Speaker 1: nigg I'm finna put these decorations up. These lights is
- 30:32Speaker 1: gonna be on, bitch like, oh, and my heat gonna
- 30:36Speaker 1: be and my heat gonna be able to step A
- 30:37Speaker 1: study seventy.
- 30:38Speaker 3: Two, Ship sixty eight Berth.
- 30:42Speaker 2: I finally came to the realization as I get older,
- 30:44Speaker 2: that you can't walk around with basketball shorts and a
- 30:45Speaker 2: T shirt on the in the winter time if you
- 30:47Speaker 2: want to be born. I got sweat way around the house.
- 30:51Speaker 2: I'm comfortable. I wouldn't feel right to move with all
- 30:54Speaker 2: my ship just hanging out. Man, move, my balls need
- 30:57Speaker 2: to be supported.
- 30:59Speaker 5: It's a boxes ing underneath your man moved.
- 31:03Speaker 2: I had listen.
- 31:05Speaker 3: This is.
- 31:08Speaker 2: Look you'll understanding, right, y'all understand this, Aaron, you can
- 31:12Speaker 2: you might be.
- 31:12Speaker 3: Able to relate to this.
- 31:14Speaker 2: It's a different feeling because can hang the balls they're
- 31:18Speaker 2: getting away.
- 31:19Speaker 3: Yeah, when.
- 31:24Speaker 1: When you shake it up, when they stick to your leg?
- 31:28Speaker 3: Yeh, damn it.
- 31:31Speaker 2: If you ever seen when you're out in public, you
- 31:33Speaker 2: ever see a doe do it quick like switch the right.
- 31:35Speaker 2: You're trying to stick his balls from.
- 31:37Speaker 3: His leg or something like that.
- 31:42Speaker 5: To you, like, you're good, they got they got balls
- 31:46Speaker 5: breaking now yo, just regular baby powder works.
- 31:49Speaker 2: They took the talk out cause cancer. You can put
- 31:52Speaker 2: a little little Johns John's baby patter on your boss. Yeah.
- 31:57Speaker 1: I ain't n I ain't learning ball. I ain't roal
- 31:59Speaker 1: ball etiquette till a freshman year.
- 32:01Speaker 4: Not ball.
- 32:02Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta strap that thing down because sometimes you
- 32:06Speaker 2: just start moving and miss h.
- 32:08Speaker 5: Yeah, trap the titties down, balls down because yeah you yeah,
- 32:15Speaker 5: because sometimes you want to hands.
- 32:17Speaker 2: To the right or to the left or go some
- 32:18Speaker 2: people like the tuck. It ain't my portion, but like
- 32:21Speaker 2: the top. Yeah, but you know you wanted to be
- 32:23Speaker 2: in placed because if the ship starts moving into.
- 32:27Speaker 1: Yeah, God keeps my titt y'all women in yall woman
- 32:31Speaker 1: when I get ship.
- 32:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how niggas got.
- 32:35Speaker 1: Niggas got we if we wanna wear hooping shorts, we
- 32:37Speaker 1: all wear like two paid hoop and shorts just because
- 32:39Speaker 1: we running like we're running even with the boxes on.
- 32:41Speaker 1: We running and won't want ship to be popping up
- 32:43Speaker 1: and everything looking like these little.
- 32:45Speaker 5: Broad and then straight over the top of it. Only
- 32:48Speaker 5: time bit I get home, baby, these titties dropped like
- 32:51Speaker 5: an album.
- 32:54Speaker 2: The only time you walk around without supporters. When you
- 32:57Speaker 2: want to late night right to a certain somebody's house soon,
- 33:00Speaker 2: you want everything to be prominent visible when you get
- 33:01Speaker 2: to the door, because it's gonna come off about ten seconds.
- 33:05Speaker 5: Anyway, to basketball shorts, tank top socks, Nike slot.
- 33:11Speaker 2: That's not bad. I say, I'm gonna overpay by that
- 33:13Speaker 2: amount still, so I keep it over it because I
- 33:14Speaker 2: know when the summer in January hire, when it's ten
- 33:17Speaker 2: degrees outside, we.
- 33:19Speaker 5: Want to talk about it. AnyWho, I'm back to working
- 33:22Speaker 5: snow next one boom, I.
- 33:25Speaker 2: Want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done drunk,
- 33:28Speaker 2: not I peed in a bush or blacked out, Like,
- 33:30Speaker 2: I want to hear the most absurd stories. Go reported
- 33:34Speaker 2: my car stolen in Atlantic City. The casino arranged the
- 33:37Speaker 2: car ride home. When I woke in my bed the
- 33:39Speaker 2: next morning, I remembered I went there on a group
- 33:42Speaker 2: bus track.
- 33:42Speaker 6: Oh shit, you're going to jail for FIU on the
- 33:47Speaker 6: fossil court.
- 33:51Speaker 2: You're going to jail.
- 33:52Speaker 1: They're gonna find No, they're gonna find her ship and
- 33:55Speaker 1: right in the front door, like, is this your car?
- 33:57Speaker 2: She woke up, She woke to fifteen minutes cars, girl,
- 34:00Speaker 2: you know where.
- 34:00Speaker 4: Are you at?
- 34:01Speaker 2: I had a damn low jack in my car? Push
- 34:03Speaker 2: girl home? What you mean the bus left you last night?
- 34:07Speaker 3: Bus? The bus we went to the casino.
- 34:10Speaker 2: One check, I'm already home.
- 34:16Speaker 6: Really, don't let me.
- 34:19Speaker 2: Drink the more you know?
- 34:22Speaker 5: Right?
- 34:22Speaker 3: Bet you that's about a nine.
- 34:26Speaker 2: Okay, next one, I want to hear the most diabolical
- 34:31Speaker 2: thing you've done drunk. Now I peed in the bush
- 34:33Speaker 2: or blacked out. I want to hear the most absurd
- 34:35Speaker 2: st bus diabolical. It's not like I peed in the bush,
- 34:39Speaker 2: because it's not diabolical, But this this next one is
- 34:43Speaker 2: you've been for a walk. I woke up in a tree,
- 34:50Speaker 2: olding my bus's license plate and an orange street cone tree.
- 34:56Speaker 3: You said the tree, it did it? What do you
- 34:59Speaker 3: do with this?
- 35:01Speaker 2: Holding her boss's license plate and an orange tree? What
- 35:05Speaker 2: the fuck did was this a small tree?
- 35:10Speaker 3: What the fuck did y'all do with that street yad tree?
- 35:15Speaker 2: That's some Project X type ship. He's so, did you
- 35:19Speaker 2: like hop up the tree? And just where's my chair?
- 35:22Speaker 6: My call to day to morning.
- 35:24Speaker 1: A day after that, that nigga was spiking her with
- 35:26Speaker 1: the license plate. M yeah, yeah, we won't play the
- 35:34Speaker 1: license plate game.
- 35:36Speaker 2: I want to take yours and take yours.
- 35:41Speaker 3: M hmm. That's funny.
- 35:42Speaker 2: As next one, I want to hear the most diabolical
- 35:46Speaker 2: thing you've done drunk now, I bet in a bush
- 35:48Speaker 2: or blacked out. I want to hear the most absurd stories.
- 35:52Speaker 2: I asked my dog to hold my McDonald's French Frise.
- 35:55Speaker 2: I went to the bathroom and then started balling when
- 35:56Speaker 2: I found out he.
- 35:57Speaker 5: Ate them.
- 36:02Speaker 2: Out of final ass chanced why she's waking.
- 36:05Speaker 3: To the bathroom, dumb ab I about the pop up
- 36:11Speaker 3: on GP reading dumb ass bitch like bars a frisky
- 36:21Speaker 3: watch these be right back?
- 36:23Speaker 2: Was like bark. Next one, I want to hear the
- 36:30Speaker 2: most diabolical thing you've done drunk, Not I peed in
- 36:32Speaker 2: the bush or blacked out. I want to hear the
- 36:35Speaker 2: most absurd stories. Went to hug a girl who looked
- 36:39Speaker 2: familiar to me and busted my nose on a mirror. Baby,
- 36:44Speaker 2: Not you about to hug your damnself? Gee me, you
- 36:48Speaker 2: trying to hug your lord lord.
- 36:55Speaker 3: There's a fucking halt. She said, it.
- 37:04Speaker 2: Can't talk your ship lord.
- 37:06Speaker 3: No, she flowed for finding any more? Has anybody said?
- 37:11Speaker 5: Does anybody say flow?
- 37:13Speaker 2: M mmmmmm raiding? That's the rating. That's all I got.
- 37:20Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. Mm hmmmmm. Next one, I want
- 37:28Speaker 2: to hear the most Oh, it gets worse. I want
- 37:34Speaker 2: to hear the most diabolical thing you've done, drunk the
- 37:37Speaker 2: bush or blacked out. I want to hear the most
- 37:39Speaker 2: absurd stories reported My car stolen, insurance paid out, got
- 37:44Speaker 2: a new car. Three months later, cops find the stolen
- 37:47Speaker 2: car and the shop is in the parking lot across
- 37:48Speaker 2: the street from Bar one. That night we went bar hopping.
- 37:52Speaker 5: Oh, bar one was all I needed to hear, child,
- 37:55Speaker 5: because I don't know what the hell Peter was doing.
- 37:57Speaker 2: And them drink said one bar number one. You talking
- 38:00Speaker 2: about one? All right? You right reading.
- 38:11Speaker 3: What she did.
- 38:12Speaker 6: But my thing is, y'all gotta stop drinking like this.
- 38:16Speaker 2: They found it in the parking lot three months later.
- 38:18Speaker 6: It took them three months. Three whole months.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Yeah no, Actually, that's that's believable because they didn't give
- 38:26Speaker 1: it damn all of Like, yo, that's that's funny. Atuck.
- 38:32Speaker 1: I was off duty, like you know, probably going a
- 38:34Speaker 1: little break and see that, Hey.
- 38:37Speaker 2: That car't move the whole time.
- 38:40Speaker 3: That hold on, who was that.
- 38:43Speaker 2: Cha?
- 38:46Speaker 7: Like that?
- 38:47Speaker 5: Fred?
- 38:49Speaker 2: Fred?
- 38:49Speaker 3: Remember that card I was stolen like three months back.
- 38:53Speaker 2: I found it, found it.
- 38:56Speaker 1: That's crazy, But like seaning to say, you you're that
- 39:00Speaker 1: fucked up that you forget like you forget.
- 39:04Speaker 3: You do it as my color moment.
- 39:06Speaker 2: You don't have to remember the one the one question.
- 39:08Speaker 2: A few months ago, I read that the girl went
- 39:10Speaker 2: left the cart the bagel shop and went back to work.
- 39:12Speaker 2: It was like, where's my call? Across the parking lot
- 39:14Speaker 2: at the baby clop hours later? Next one, I want
- 39:21Speaker 2: to hear the most diabolical thing you've done drunk, not
- 39:23Speaker 2: I peed in a bush or blacked out. I want
- 39:25Speaker 2: to hear the most absurd stories. I went to a
- 39:28Speaker 2: party at a random guy's house and I woke up
- 39:30Speaker 2: in the middle of his parents in their bed.
- 39:32Speaker 3: They did not know me.
- 39:40Speaker 1: Bob's got it, Bob, snow, I see why you're like, Okay,
- 39:52Speaker 1: I'll see I'll see why you like her?
- 39:53Speaker 3: All right, yeah, pops.
- 39:57Speaker 2: They try to get free in the middle of the night.
- 40:00Speaker 3: Boy the whole time, the whole time, he thought it
- 40:04Speaker 3: was the wife.
- 40:07Speaker 2: Damn, you feel you feel firm and.
- 40:11Speaker 3: Together? Wow? What?
- 40:21Speaker 2: And he walk in mm hmmm mm hmm. Well, I
- 40:27Speaker 2: guess we're gonna get it. I'm gonna kill you.
- 40:29Speaker 5: I'm gonna kill all of you, last one of y'all,
- 40:34Speaker 5: next one.
- 40:36Speaker 2: I want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done
- 40:38Speaker 2: drunk Now I peed in a bush or blacked out.
- 40:40Speaker 2: I want to hear the most absurd stories. My dog
- 40:45Speaker 2: got out and I was trying to find him. Instead,
- 40:48Speaker 2: I took him a raccoon. Thankfully, my friend found my dog,
- 40:51Speaker 2: but the raccoon apparently something in my room all night
- 40:53Speaker 2: without destroying anything.
- 40:57Speaker 5: Can you imagine waking up laying next to a raccoon.
- 41:05Speaker 5: Raccoon scared me. They already looked like fucking burglars.
- 41:10Speaker 3: That was that was low key racist.
- 41:13Speaker 6: They look like burglars.
- 41:14Speaker 3: Species go to hell, I would say, pre judge.
- 41:22Speaker 5: Pick what they got, mask and gloves on airing.
- 41:30Speaker 2: Mm hmm, uncomfortable.
- 41:32Speaker 3: That sounds so fucking bad.
- 41:34Speaker 1: You because it because it got masks. They can't control
- 41:37Speaker 1: that shauna. That's the first shauna.
- 41:41Speaker 8: That is how.
- 41:41Speaker 2: That is how they look.
- 41:42Speaker 5: Shut the funk up talking to me, Aaron. They can't
- 41:45Speaker 5: control how they look.
- 41:46Speaker 1: Get my dam so you sold so now you want
- 41:48Speaker 1: to see every every raccoon is a is a trash fander.
- 41:51Speaker 3: That's what we're doing. Species go the hell. It's crazy.
- 42:00Speaker 3: You should be ashamed of you.
- 42:01Speaker 6: I'm about to make about to have the next one.
- 42:04Speaker 3: The next one.
- 42:05Speaker 2: I want to hear the most diabolical thing. You don't
- 42:08Speaker 2: drunk now I beat in a bush or blacked out.
- 42:10Speaker 2: I want to hear the most absurd stories. Broke into
- 42:15Speaker 2: the taco restaurant and the cops caught me trying to
- 42:17Speaker 2: spe my order in on the great.
- 42:23Speaker 3: And then got caught.
- 42:26Speaker 2: I don't want a case of down, Hey.
- 42:30Speaker 3: Don't want something the cop buzz that dropped the chiloper.
- 42:36Speaker 2: I can get one. I'm getting to I want three
- 42:42Speaker 2: tacos Chretos Supreme extra.
- 42:50Speaker 3: This computer, I.
- 42:51Speaker 2: Think the screen restarted. It's off again. Damn, why is
- 42:55Speaker 2: it so dunking raiding?
- 43:00Speaker 3: I hope they ain't say show. I hope fuck him
- 43:05Speaker 3: up like nigga. That's that's you're hungry.
- 43:12Speaker 2: Sorry, Sorry, the restaurant is closed. I don't want to compet, sir.
- 43:16Speaker 2: Look around, there's no white. One's closed.
- 43:19Speaker 3: I hope he made it.
- 43:21Speaker 2: It's open. It just it don't break.
- 43:23Speaker 5: I guess it makes sense.
- 43:24Speaker 3: Slow today, right, that's great. Nah, that that's funny. That
- 43:29Speaker 3: that is funny.
- 43:31Speaker 2: Next one, I want to hear the most diabolical thing
- 43:35Speaker 2: you've done drunk Now I peed in the bush or
- 43:37Speaker 2: blacked out. I want to hear the most absurd stories.
- 43:42Speaker 2: I made friends with the guy at the bar in
- 43:43Speaker 2: an electric wheelchair. Then I rode in his lap to
- 43:46Speaker 2: the next bar. He got so drunk he couldn't drive,
- 43:49Speaker 2: so I drove his Witchair accessible van to his house
- 43:51Speaker 2: for him.
- 43:53Speaker 8: What.
- 43:55Speaker 3: Uh Wow, she's did him up the street in that wheelchair.
- 44:02Speaker 2: Wow.
- 44:05Speaker 3: Wow, but she got to ride in her life. Boy.
- 44:08Speaker 3: You know they said said he might not.
- 44:11Speaker 5: He would have laughed seeing some ship like that, Like
- 44:14Speaker 5: is she she thinks it's a police express?
- 44:17Speaker 6: Where is she left?
- 44:19Speaker 3: What is going on here? She was riding this north pole.
- 44:22Speaker 2: I don't understand.
- 44:24Speaker 6: I'm so confusion.
- 44:27Speaker 2: What's happening? I haven't random question lated his best to
- 44:33Speaker 2: the question related question is for the for the guys
- 44:37Speaker 2: who like, would they be paraplegics?
- 44:40Speaker 3: The love they lose feeling I guess.
- 44:43Speaker 2: Below the waist, Yeah, does that still get hard? Or
- 44:47Speaker 2: is it like I heard it does?
- 44:49Speaker 3: So we got too long?
- 44:50Speaker 1: I think the homeboys that like, he's ad like you know,
- 44:54Speaker 1: he said that his father should still work because he
- 44:56Speaker 1: was paralyzed from waist down when they was born.
- 45:00Speaker 2: So it still worked, can you like?
- 45:03Speaker 3: Apparently yeah, he probably just can't. He probably can't can't
- 45:09Speaker 3: feel it, can't feel the legs, I won't.
- 45:11Speaker 2: He probably feels the yep, so he could feel them.
- 45:15Speaker 2: They said this, So okay.
- 45:17Speaker 5: I was watching the episode of Eve and Darryl Chill
- 45:23Speaker 5: mental says the one in the wheel chit, yeah, Chi Chill.
- 45:26Speaker 5: So he was on there and of course he's he's
- 45:29Speaker 5: in a wheel chair, and of course the hear his character.
- 45:33Speaker 5: So they was like Janie and Shelley and Rita was
- 45:40Speaker 5: having a conversation and he was.
- 45:42Speaker 2: Like, go ax him, like, go ax him.
- 45:44Speaker 5: So she went over there. She's like, she said, I
- 45:46Speaker 5: have a question for you, and he was like, well,
- 45:48Speaker 5: copper squad and he turned around and she sat out
- 45:51Speaker 5: on his leg and she was like, you know, if
- 45:54Speaker 5: you being in the wheelchair, are you still able to
- 45:56Speaker 5: you know? And then she was like, he said, just
- 46:01Speaker 5: to answer you a question. She was like, yeah, okay,
- 46:12Speaker 5: that's I mean, it's qtn A.
- 46:14Speaker 2: I mean, you know, maybe that's it's below the waist,
- 46:18Speaker 2: but I guess maybe it's not connected to the leg.
- 46:20Speaker 2: The leg nerves and the leg that still works. You
- 46:23Speaker 2: can still feel that but can't fill up nuts down.
- 46:26Speaker 2: That's what they say. I loved that upon Reddit. That's
- 46:30Speaker 2: that's an that's a question you asked on questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 46:34Speaker 2: next one, next one. I want to hear the most
- 46:37Speaker 2: diabolical thing you've done drunk, not I peed in a
- 46:39Speaker 2: bush or blacked out. I want to hear the most
- 46:41Speaker 2: absurd stories. I took a cab from the back of
- 46:47Speaker 2: the hotel to the front of the hotel in Vegas.
- 46:53Speaker 2: That's right, so damn long Wow, just right with it
- 46:59Speaker 2: because they want to make that money. They ain't give
- 47:01Speaker 2: a damn shit. He better than you show that's where
- 47:04Speaker 2: you're going.
- 47:05Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, he better niggas out of him. I have
- 47:07Speaker 3: stopped that, stopped at the little drive like you know,
- 47:10Speaker 3: no that way al and I have been standing there
- 47:12Speaker 3: like waiting for causego pass and let them be.
- 47:14Speaker 2: The run was like, dangnright, we here, thank you ye
- 47:19Speaker 2: that that was a quick ride though, I mean, yess
- 47:22Speaker 2: we yeah, and.
- 47:24Speaker 3: Then he probably he probably got a tip for being so.
- 47:27Speaker 2: Fag was like, but that was the easiest ten dollars
- 47:30Speaker 2: I made.
- 47:32Speaker 3: Yeah, take twenty, had fun. Just go go by yourself something.
- 47:37Speaker 2: Nice, Okay, go by yourself.
- 47:40Speaker 6: Something to night.
- 47:41Speaker 2: Next one, I want to hear the most diabolical thing
- 47:43Speaker 2: you've done drunk Now I peed in a bush or
- 47:46Speaker 2: blacked out. I want to hear the most absurd stories.
- 47:50Speaker 2: First date woke up with him passed out in front
- 47:53Speaker 2: in the front seat, both of our pants down around
- 47:55Speaker 2: our ankles, windows down, battery dead, and the parking lot
- 47:59Speaker 2: of Whole Foods Atlanta on Sunday morning. I couldn't wake him,
- 48:03Speaker 2: so I left. June fourteenth, will be married seventeen years.
- 48:06Speaker 3: Oh my god, the fuck?
- 48:09Speaker 6: What kind of.
- 48:12Speaker 3: When was this?
- 48:15Speaker 2: Sevent seventeen plus? You had to go up presumably.
- 48:19Speaker 3: Damn I had to say some wild ship like that
- 48:23Speaker 3: before Brady does. That's that's crazy?
- 48:33Speaker 2: Is that above a below the diabolical?
- 48:35Speaker 6: I think that might be above diabolical?
- 48:37Speaker 3: Friend?
- 48:38Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, does above dive bolicle, but below what the fuck?
- 48:43Speaker 2: Okay? Our rating scale is ever evolving? Next one, I
- 48:49Speaker 2: want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done drunk
- 48:52Speaker 2: Now I peed in a bush or blacked out. I
- 48:54Speaker 2: want to hear the most absurd stories. Fell in the
- 48:58Speaker 2: river with melted ice from end of the winter, lost
- 49:01Speaker 2: my phone in keys, walked to a nearby nearby friend's
- 49:04Speaker 2: house and passed out. Meanwhile, the police were told I
- 49:08Speaker 2: drowned and sent the dive team.
- 49:11Speaker 3: What's the y'all? Because the friends probably seen him fly
- 49:17Speaker 3: and we didn't see him get out lord, and they
- 49:20Speaker 3: was probably just as fucked up as he was.
- 49:23Speaker 2: Oh my god, Stevens, Dad, my god, you imagine like
- 49:27Speaker 2: you didn't you walk in your house and I'm laid
- 49:29Speaker 2: on it, like what? Or he goes he goes to
- 49:33Speaker 2: walk home hours later and sees sees the team over there, like,
- 49:37Speaker 2: what's looking for? What you're looking for?
- 49:41Speaker 3: What's wrong? What's wrong?
- 49:47Speaker 2: Did you phone on the river? Who died?
- 49:50Speaker 3: Oh?
- 49:50Speaker 2: Somebody's calling.
- 49:53Speaker 3: You, nigga.
- 49:55Speaker 2: I'm right here, mister, mister Williams.
- 49:59Speaker 3: Just say what it you did? Jones? He's on the shore. Yeah,
- 50:05Speaker 3: don't come back up.
- 50:08Speaker 6: So funny thing happened.
- 50:11Speaker 2: Don't drink kids, he's yet alive. No, no drinking dive.
- 50:18Speaker 2: I want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done
- 50:20Speaker 2: drunk now I pee in a bush or blacked out.
- 50:22Speaker 2: I want to hear the most absurd stories. I woke
- 50:25Speaker 2: up covered in cranberry sauce and ants six states away
- 50:28Speaker 2: from where I.
- 50:29Speaker 5: Live, Gallica.
- 50:32Speaker 2: Mm hm, that was an eventful Thanksgiving jam.
- 50:38Speaker 3: Question for your you and is he the turkey?
- 50:42Speaker 2: Was he the turkey? O? Oh no, oh no, no
- 50:47Speaker 2: no no.
- 50:51Speaker 1: And it is six days away or six days away,
- 50:54Speaker 1: So it's like Cranberry. They wanted to be They wanted
- 50:56Speaker 1: to be extra They just want to be extra careful.
- 51:00Speaker 2: I want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done
- 51:02Speaker 2: drunk now, ip in the bush or blacked out. I
- 51:04Speaker 2: want to hear the most absurd stories. I went camping
- 51:12Speaker 2: and my friends lost me for a while. They found
- 51:15Speaker 2: me blackout drunk, sitting around a campfire with a random
- 51:18Speaker 2: family marsh fellows and then looking for your dumb ass.
- 51:27Speaker 2: You make it smoot.
- 51:31Speaker 3: Nigga cooing by my little What is the some ones calling.
- 51:39Speaker 5: Like Fred, h.
- 51:43Speaker 2: Hush, somebod he's calling mind name already, Hush.
- 51:51Speaker 3: You nigga Brady.
- 51:53Speaker 2: That was funny.
- 51:55Speaker 3: I like that.
- 51:56Speaker 2: That was an eight.
- 51:59Speaker 3: Nigga drunk.
- 52:00Speaker 6: If I'm the one that's gonna find it, get your stupid.
- 52:05Speaker 3: Stevie wonder.
- 52:08Speaker 2: Next one, clapping on the three and the five, next one, Jesus,
- 52:13Speaker 2: I want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done drunk.
- 52:15Speaker 2: Not I peed in a bush or black dog. I
- 52:17Speaker 2: want to hear the most absurd stories. Went missing on
- 52:22Speaker 2: the day dock from a cruise and believe no clue
- 52:24Speaker 2: what I did, But I was found eight hours later,
- 52:27Speaker 2: had my hair braided, a sack full of some good smoke,
- 52:29Speaker 2: and a four under eaten pizza on the pool. Baby,
- 52:33Speaker 2: Now you came back with corn rolls and.
- 52:36Speaker 3: Reef Oh they had a party that was some hangover ship.
- 52:43Speaker 2: What Jessica, I don't want to pull that. I don't
- 52:47Speaker 2: know what this pizza came from which I want to slave.
- 52:50Speaker 6: Mm hmm it is delicious.
- 52:53Speaker 2: M hm extra meatbody took extra meat meat today.
- 53:03Speaker 3: Yo, she got she got a head braided.
- 53:05Speaker 2: Okay, wow, the next one, well, we'll see she starting
- 53:09Speaker 2: in a few weeks. I want to hear the most
- 53:11Speaker 2: diabolical thing that you've done drunk, not I peed in
- 53:14Speaker 2: a bush or blacked out. I want to hear the
- 53:16Speaker 2: most absurd stories. One time I woke up with the
- 53:22Speaker 2: stranger in Iowa. The only problem was I lived in Florida.
- 53:26Speaker 2: She also oddly had a dead bird in her purse.
- 53:33Speaker 3: The fuck.
- 53:38Speaker 1: You live in Florida? You ended up in Iowa with
- 53:41Speaker 1: a bitch that got a dead bird in her purse.
- 53:45Speaker 6: Y'all gotta start drowning. What y'all be drinking?
- 53:47Speaker 1: Y'all run my goodness, runaway small and never returned.
- 53:53Speaker 3: Because that's some dangerous ass ship. I hope you got.
- 53:56Speaker 3: I hope he stole out all your organs.
- 53:59Speaker 1: Reading that's diabolical, that's that's that's nigga, that's kidnapped.
- 54:04Speaker 5: Try to make me go to rehab, I said, and no, no, no.
- 54:11Speaker 2: Next one. I want to hear the most diabolical thing
- 54:13Speaker 2: you've done drunk now, I peed in the bush or
- 54:15Speaker 2: blacked out. I want to hear the most absurd story.
- 54:19Speaker 2: Drinking champagne for New Year's Walk up at six am,
- 54:22Speaker 2: sitting on the toilet in the bar. Bar was closed.
- 54:24Speaker 2: I was locked in completely alone.
- 54:28Speaker 1: That had that happened in my at the restaurant. I
- 54:30Speaker 1: was wreaking them when I was in Georgia. We forgot
- 54:33Speaker 1: to check it. We forgot my manager forgot to check
- 54:35Speaker 1: the bathrooms, and it was a dude in the bathroom
- 54:37Speaker 1: passed out, and then he woke up here the lone
- 54:40Speaker 1: one of because he went through the because he went
- 54:42Speaker 1: through the front door.
- 54:44Speaker 3: It's crazy.
- 54:45Speaker 2: Yeah, mm hmmm. Next one, that's sad. Yeah, next one.
- 54:51Speaker 2: I want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done
- 54:53Speaker 2: drunk now, I peed in a bush or blacked out.
- 54:56Speaker 2: I want to hear the most absurd stories. I woke
- 55:01Speaker 2: up on a trampoline in the prom dress. I was
- 55:03Speaker 2: twenty five.
- 55:04Speaker 3: By the way, what.
- 55:11Speaker 2: Who the fuck dress did you have on? I am confused?
- 55:15Speaker 1: That's funny, Lord, have mm hmmm, did you who you
- 55:25Speaker 1: stayed that prom dress?
- 55:26Speaker 2: Man, where the fuck did you be find a tramp?
- 55:28Speaker 2: Did you like wander to a skys one after they closed?
- 55:31Speaker 5: That is crazy? Back broke into David's bridle. You broke
- 55:39Speaker 5: that damn dress.
- 55:40Speaker 2: She broken the Shingar not Shingo security.
- 55:48Speaker 3: I think so.
- 55:49Speaker 6: Just one of the only stores.
- 55:52Speaker 2: Because the Indian shout out to Shin Guard. You know
- 55:55Speaker 2: it's a local Indian institution.
- 55:57Speaker 3: Mm.
- 55:59Speaker 6: Three times the price that should be nineteen ninety nine.
- 56:04Speaker 3: But it's quality and.
- 56:05Speaker 2: That's where Mom and me getting them them.
- 56:08Speaker 5: Show them suits from from first Sunday, suits with the
- 56:12Speaker 5: mansion bigger his head.
- 56:16Speaker 3: The family saw like Indian traditional Indian attime. Sorry, dresses
- 56:21Speaker 3: and ship bro I don't wear that, so I.
- 56:23Speaker 2: Wouldn't know they got all that ship. I want to
- 56:26Speaker 2: hear the most diabolical thing you've done drunk, Not I
- 56:28Speaker 2: peed in a bush or blackout. I want to hear
- 56:30Speaker 2: the most absurd stories. Accidentally invited both of my exes
- 56:36Speaker 2: over and they showed up at the exact same time.
- 56:39Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
- 56:42Speaker 5: There was no damn accident. He was trying to change
- 56:46Speaker 5: your name to toys.
- 56:48Speaker 9: Come on, that's you know, but you know it's crazy
- 56:58Speaker 9: if it was a woman think I can, I think
- 57:01Speaker 9: I can.
- 57:01Speaker 3: I think I can.
- 57:02Speaker 2: Oh, I think I cannot think I can think I
- 57:09Speaker 2: think I can. Chugging night, puffing out smoke. All right,
- 57:31Speaker 2: I want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done.
- 57:33Speaker 2: Drunk now, I peed in a bushel, blackdown. I want
- 57:36Speaker 2: to hear the most absurd stories. Jump behind the taco
- 57:40Speaker 2: bell register and started taking orders by the entire place,
- 57:43Speaker 2: channing cinnamon and beans. Unsure why it was also only
- 57:47Speaker 2: seven p m. Cinnamon and bean.
- 57:51Speaker 1: What she probably she's probably she's probably doing doing her
- 57:56Speaker 1: big one on the register, cinnamon.
- 57:58Speaker 5: Because she it's not like they go to gather.
- 58:05Speaker 3: Seeing man be doing.
- 58:08Speaker 2: I'm feeling that was my foot. Shut your ass up,
- 58:15Speaker 2: Chase as I don't know what was that?
- 58:18Speaker 5: You know.
- 58:21Speaker 2: It's I want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done.
- 58:25Speaker 2: Drunk now, I peed in the bush or black dout.
- 58:28Speaker 2: I want to hear the most absurd stories. Came home
- 58:31Speaker 2: from a girl's night, had a couple of glasses of wine,
- 58:34Speaker 2: had to finish bad time with my kids, and was
- 58:36Speaker 2: dunking my oreoles in their bathwater while they sit and watched.
- 58:40Speaker 3: What the fuck? Mammy? On that ship again.
- 58:47Speaker 6: It's a new flavored oreo.
- 58:50Speaker 3: What is this? Die? This is this just a little soapy?
- 58:57Speaker 3: Just a little soapy. It's a little too I was laughing.
- 59:01Speaker 2: Doctor tales Oh.
- 59:05Speaker 3: Said, so what the fuck?
- 59:09Speaker 5: I had a salty margarita yesterday. I don't know why
- 59:13Speaker 5: they just made me think of that. If it's in
- 59:14Speaker 5: a bottle, no, I've had them before, but for some reason,
- 59:17Speaker 5: it tasted salty.
- 59:22Speaker 2: That's what she said. I notice every day, but for
- 59:28Speaker 2: some reason, for.
- 59:28Speaker 3: Some reason, it's a little more salty.
- 59:32Speaker 2: Next one, I want to hear the most diabolical thing
- 59:36Speaker 2: you've done drunk. Not I peed in a bush or
- 59:38Speaker 2: blacked out. I want to hear the most absurd stories.
- 59:42Speaker 2: I peed on the hill of the concert. Someone slipped
- 59:45Speaker 2: on it and fell down.
- 59:50Speaker 5: Can you imagine slipping in pins? Take me home and
- 59:54Speaker 5: I'm not coming back at the house for six months,
- 59:56Speaker 5: Like what the fuck?
- 59:59Speaker 2: My bod yo, it was a fucking misissip my god?
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: Oh ship, what is this you calling a nigga pists
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: pop peda Now it's like.
- 1:00:18Speaker 5: Damn bro oh see now we got talking. Man, You're
- 1:00:22Speaker 5: about to have pistol on you that takes lean with
- 1:00:25Speaker 5: a rockwood it to a home.
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: Oh ship.
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: Next one, I want to hear the most diabolical thing
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: you've done drunk now, I peed on a bush or
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: black dout. I want to hear the most absurd stories.
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: I laid down on the beach at two am. I
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: thought I was leaning on drift wood. I soon discovered
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: that it was a beach to well. Oh, welcome laying on.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh no, damn, oh no.
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's gonna be some scary ship.
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: I don't never want to be that drunk, especially somewhere
- 1:01:05Speaker 5: where stuff like that can happen.
- 1:01:07Speaker 6: That's scary. Your probably should be.
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: She could have took away, and they could have tooken
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: away by a current, bro.
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: Anything I don't know, especially near water. I don't want
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: to be that drunk.
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: Damn. Next one, Yeah, that was diabolical.
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: Okay, I want to hear the most diabolical thing you've
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: done drunk now, I put you in a bush or
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: blacked out. I want to hear the most absurd stories.
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: Woke up five hours away with a purse full of tacos.
- 1:01:41Speaker 6: Yeah that's bad.
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: Damn.
- 1:01:44Speaker 5: Where the fuck did tacos coming from? How did you
- 1:01:46Speaker 5: get five hours away.
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: Yeah, what.
- 1:01:52Speaker 5: What in the hell are y'all drinking? Somebody is drunking
- 1:01:55Speaker 5: y'all something?
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: Right, you're all right, you can walk a part. That
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: came right? Did the last episode?
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: Man?
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: Man, you gonna be on this episode by the way,
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: it's cool. Quick question, yeah, show. Yeah. If you take
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: two pieces of the.
- 1:02:27Speaker 6: Stack them on top of each other, do you technically
- 1:02:30Speaker 6: have one?
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: Big?
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you.
- 1:02:35Speaker 6: Did, sugar when you just thinking about it.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: But if you take one pizza put it on top
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: of another pizza, you got two pizzas.
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: So you know what.
- 1:02:52Speaker 6: This is what happens when you smoke reef hmm, Yeah,
- 1:02:59Speaker 6: it's a pizza sandwich.
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: It's two pieces, right, But like you just said, you
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: take one lazaia sticking on top of the other lazaya.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: That's one lazagna. It's crazy, right, showed them called hot
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: times ship wrecked you up? Like that fucked you up.
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: That's what's going just like just like when they said
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: when they sinking. Bingo is the farmer's name Bingo? Or
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: is the dog named Bingo?
- 1:03:31Speaker 3: Wait?
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: That actually made.
- 1:03:37Speaker 5: There was a farmer headed dog and Bingo was his name?
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: What was his name?
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: Bing Or?
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: Was it Bengo because it's being Oh it was his name.
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: Oh are they.
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: Talking about the name of the dog or other? Damn farm?
- 1:03:51Speaker 6: That was a good fucking question that Brandon might be
- 1:03:54Speaker 6: a little high.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: I don't know. I started getting out, but okay, this.
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: What is like?
- 1:04:00Speaker 5: Had a cool contake that made.
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: Gon me the first time. H yeah, many many moons ago.
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: You told him the partial arts joke. I didn't good,
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: so I did not if a disabled person does karate,
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: what it'd be called partial arts. I'm going to help
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: you martial arts maybe yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and.
- 1:04:45Speaker 3: Said this is I said, kid, I sent kidd of
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: the video. What that girl said?
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: This has been this week's episode of Wine and a
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: Dancy the thank you? Okay, what's the what's the priest
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: favorite movie.
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: To play? Oh Ship?
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: I don't say mother, this this this is disabled girl
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: that said, credator is you if you crack a disabled person?
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: Thank you for contributing to our commutery. Oh ship, she said,
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: you know, she said, I my head, damn syndrome. Put
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: my handcakes. I'm like, next one.
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: I'm not going no, I'm not going to do it.
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: I want to hear the most dibolical thing you've done
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: drunk now? I peed in a bush of blacked out.
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: I want to hear the most absurd stories. My boyfriend
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: hung up on me. I was in Indiana. He was
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: in Florida. I ubered there, Hey, yo, how mad you
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: had to be?
- 1:05:55Speaker 5: Just spend seventeen thousand dollars on the fucking uber.
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: Was Florida?
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: Are you crazy? You know what it took that home?
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: Me?
- 1:06:14Speaker 5: Do you know how much that was?
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: And it still wasn't enough for hell?
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: Oh man, Florida.
- 1:06:22Speaker 6: Jesus don't want take Christ to.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: You, said, Indianapolis.
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: What I want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done?
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: Drunk now? I pee in the bush or blacked out.
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: I want to hear the most absurd stories. Went to
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: a bar in Louisville, Kentucky. Welcome in a fully furnished
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: house with just me in it. I was confused. I
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: had to check the mail to see where I was. Chicago, Illinois.
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: Not Chicago, Illinois, nigga is it the seance Tower?
- 1:06:57Speaker 5: So, based on Hann's research, across the Ober from from
- 1:07:02Speaker 5: fucking Florida, Indiana, is said Indiana, Florida, Indiana.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: Thousand dollars that fucking serge pricing. I took that ride
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: you dad man, all right, since we gotta off for gas.
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: And next you want something, give me some gummy beads.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: I got something to say to this, and that.
- 1:07:27Speaker 3: I wanted.
- 1:07:29Speaker 5: Some curly fries cheese.
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: That's good. That's another little sec bunch breaking. Yeah, well,
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: next one, I want to hear the most diabolical thing
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: you've done drunk? Now I peed in a bush or
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: blacked out. I want to hear the most absurd stories.
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: Walked to the piece of shop two blocks from my apartment,
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: in my boxes and nothing else. My buddy saw me
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: dancing in the street with said pizza slice in my
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: hand and with a dog on the leash I found
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: along the way.
- 1:08:01Speaker 6: Oh my lord, Now you just throle somebody dog.
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: Pizza hitting the butterfly.
- 1:08:12Speaker 5: Pizza.
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: Oh man, he probably he probably gave a dog a
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: slice of pizza. And then it was like, yeah, come on,
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: you wanna come with me, Come on, go get your
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: least because you can't.
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: You can't hang you out here, nagga, go get your least.
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: What ham saying, Dad?
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: The fact that niggas can just pick him up, like
- 1:08:36Speaker 3: I'm so confusing that's crazy.
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: Your dog, Your dog ain't no watch dog, y'o, because
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: ain't no way, ain't the way.
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: Niggas.
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: The nigga just come up with a sice piece and
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: be like, come on, come on find let's go dog
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: Like yeah, right right, I'm going where.
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: Going where the money reside? Like, look, this nigga got
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: pizza next one, but you got.
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: I want to hear the most diabolical thing you've done.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: Drunk now, I peed in a bushel, whacked out. I
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: want to hear the most absurd stories. My friend at
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: our senior prom broke down sobbing and told everyone not
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: just one, but both of her parents had terminal cancer.
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: And everyone was crying and got their parents involved.
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: No one had cancer, by the way, Oh my god,
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: that sounds like somebody I know that That ship told
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: they who told the whole school that she had cancer?
- 1:09:26Speaker 3: And then you know they met, they seen the mother.
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: They seen the mother like in the storm. Ship was like,
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: oh how she doing? Like how she doing? She was
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: like she got no fucking cancer.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: Came yo, she came in the house so fucked up,
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: like you got you all here? Line of these people
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: saying you got cancer? The being a fly on the
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: one when that ship went down.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: Next one, I want to hear the most diabolical thing
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: you've done drunk, not ipid in a bushel, blacked out.
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: I want to hear the most third stories.
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: I knocked down a full city block worth of metal
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: fencing like dominoes in front of a cop while he
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: while trying to take my heels off after leaving the bar.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: He tried to act annoyed, but ended up laughing hysterically.
- 1:10:13Speaker 3: Laugh like like, baby, what the fucking is going on here?
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: Laugh? I mean, I'm glad she got out of that.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: You know, she got out of that unscaped. But yeah,
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: i'd laughed too if I was the cop, I just
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: won't hear it. I want to hear old stories on
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: the police, like yo, like when you you stopped somebody
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: that you just couldn't like, you couldn't even like you
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: just like pitiful ass nigga, like just go go home.
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: Yeah that's funny.
- 1:10:44Speaker 6: Mm hm oh sorry he.
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: Want to see. I mean I can appreciate beauty, then.
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: I can looks.
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: Next one, I want to hear the most diabolical thing
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: you've done drunk. Now, I peed in a bush of
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: blacked out. I want to hear the most absurd stories.
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: Went to Applebee's for a happy hour, welcome the next
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: morning at work and Spider Man swim drunks.
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: Mmmm. Okay, sounds like you where you come from?
- 1:11:32Speaker 2: Lord, Yeah, I don't never want to be that drunk.
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: I could not imagine. Could you legitimately imagine the confusion
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: and the horror waking up at your desk at work
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: at like a thirty in the morning after you went
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: out the night before in a costume. Your car's perfectly
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: in the parking lot, you come too late? Did I
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: get to work? I couldn't.
- 1:12:02Speaker 6: I would have been like, that's scared.
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: I'm gonna go home because that's scary.
- 1:12:06Speaker 5: I don't been drunk, but I'm to remember what happened
- 1:12:10Speaker 5: to night before.
- 1:12:11Speaker 6: I don't want to be that damn drunk that saund
- 1:12:13Speaker 6: scaredy as hell.
- 1:12:18Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like. Yeah, I can't.
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: I can't like should I if I get that, if
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: I get that twisted or I'm laying down I gotta
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: lay down. I ain't and I'm I'm I hope I'm
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: with somebody that's going to make sure that I'm laying
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: down where I'm supposed to be laying down versus and
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: somebody or in somebody bab and like a hotel baptub
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: put the shawl on and some shit, what a kidney missing?
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: Next one, I want to hear the most diabolical thing
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: you've done drunk, Now I peed in a bush or
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: blacked out. I want to hear the most absurd stories.
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: Fatty Abot was performing at the club I was at,
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: and I screamed out, why won't he open his other eye?
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: It just so happened to be dag silent at the track.
- 1:13:00Speaker 6: That's the last one.
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: Hey, what's.
- 1:13:06Speaker 8: That?
- 1:13:09Speaker 3: She's said?
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: Wow?
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: No she thought it was like for me.
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: Nope, no, no, mm hmm. He said that pretty yes,
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: she walked through the door.
- 1:13:30Speaker 3: Next month.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: This is this will be the.
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: Over up and so he can't bitch you're going to help.
- 1:13:44Speaker 6: I would have went straight with it because I would
- 1:13:46Speaker 6: have been laughing.
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: What final one. I want to hear the most diabolical
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: thing you've done drunk, Not I peed in a bush
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: or blacked out. I want to hear the most absurd story.
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: I went to see a lover while he was bartending
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: and didn't realize he kept refilling my wine. I woke
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: up the next day and opened my purse and had
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: spent my entire rent on luxury soaps at Bloomingdale's.
- 1:14:12Speaker 3: What the fuck.
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: Luxury soap?
- 1:14:18Speaker 3: What is it made out of goats, milk, white diamond?
- 1:14:21Speaker 6: Oh god, no, So you know it's not want to
- 1:14:26Speaker 6: walk around smell like the first Mother of the Church.
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: I'm not going to do it. Absolutely. That red door
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: gets you, right, super wearing red doors is eighty seven.
- 1:14:38Speaker 6: Walking around like far away?
- 1:14:42Speaker 8: What you.
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: The skin?
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: So soft?
- 1:14:47Speaker 6: Fucking Elizabeth already red?
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: And that concludes the question of the week. We did
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: like thirty two of the mining cham But you know
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: it's a soap thing. Like some people will spend like
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: thirty forty dollars on soap and lotions and put in
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: their bathrooms, or like one hundred dollars on candles and stuff.
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: I'm getting you candles for Christmas, by the way, because
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: I can't figure out.
- 1:15:12Speaker 3: What to get you.
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: Okay, I won't. I like scandles. I might go picking
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: the Mexic while I'm in New York. It'd be a
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: fancy one. Okay, nig I got your birthday, Get me
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: your Christs gift we talked about it already, moving along, Yes, yes,
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: what's next sus.
- 1:15:29Speaker 5: Welcome to the Final Q and A episode of two
- 1:15:33Speaker 5: thousand and twenty.
- 1:15:35Speaker 3: Fat that's crazy as fuck. We made it to twenty five.
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- 1:17:00Speaker 2: to be anonymous.
- 1:17:01Speaker 5: If you want to use a pseudonym for last initial,
- 1:17:04Speaker 5: if you want to make some shit up because you
- 1:17:06Speaker 5: think you're a fucking superhero. If you say you're a superhero,
- 1:17:08Speaker 5: you're a superhero.
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: Or if you're just.
- 1:17:10Speaker 6: Gonna go by your government name, the one that your
- 1:17:12Speaker 6: mama gave you.
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: Because, in the words of Charie Whitfield Circle Real Housewives
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- 1:17:25Speaker 6: And complexions.
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: And we not complexions.
- 1:17:32Speaker 5: And summer spring falls. Who gonna check you boo. So
- 1:17:38Speaker 5: I'm starting off on something that has become one of
- 1:17:41Speaker 5: my favorite threads, and it is Miss Underscore Parker for Real.
- 1:17:46Speaker 5: I actually heard her on the radio the other day.
- 1:17:47Speaker 5: She was on ninety two the other day when dropping
- 1:17:50Speaker 5: me off at work. Really she was answering people's questions
- 1:17:55Speaker 5: live on the radio. But AnyWho, this one, yeah, I'm
- 1:18:00Speaker 5: just gonna read it because, Honey, the diabolical things that
- 1:18:03Speaker 5: Miss Pucker for Real posts I feel like I need
- 1:18:06Speaker 5: to be shared with the world.
- 1:18:08Speaker 6: If you go follow her, let her know we sent you.
- 1:18:10Speaker 5: Okay, one of my closest girlfriends I could even venture
- 1:18:15Speaker 5: to say my best friend was cheating on her husband.
- 1:18:18Speaker 5: We grew up together. We are active members in the church.
- 1:18:21Speaker 5: She knew it was wrong. I told her she needed
- 1:18:23Speaker 5: to confess her sins to her husband and start fresh.
- 1:18:26Speaker 5: I gave her two months and she did not do it.
- 1:18:29Speaker 5: So I told her husband and helped him uncover it
- 1:18:32Speaker 5: by telling him where the meetup spot was. Fast forward.
- 1:18:36Speaker 5: He and I have been married for four years and
- 1:18:39Speaker 5: I just found out that he's cheating on me with her.
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: He does not know that I know.
- 1:18:45Speaker 5: I read the messages where he's saying he wants to
- 1:18:48Speaker 5: try again with her. He says he misses her, her smile,
- 1:18:51Speaker 5: her touch. She has a man, and she has been
- 1:18:54Speaker 5: messaging my husband telling him how she wants him back too.
- 1:18:58Speaker 5: I feel like he's betraying me for some one who
- 1:19:00Speaker 5: treated him wrong. What can I do to save my marriage?
- 1:19:03Speaker 5: Please help? Hmmm hm, well you can go to hell.
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: First of all, Well why should go on to hell?
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: Because why would you?
- 1:19:14Speaker 5: That's supposed to be your best friend and what she
- 1:19:17Speaker 5: was doing was wrong, absolutely was wrong. One, it wasn't
- 1:19:20Speaker 5: your place to tell her husband. First of all, I
- 1:19:22Speaker 5: feel like you want to be told because you wanted
- 1:19:24Speaker 5: him in the first place. It was not your she
- 1:19:26Speaker 5: was dead as wrong for cheating on her husband, but
- 1:19:29Speaker 5: you should let him find out on his own.
- 1:19:31Speaker 6: And then it really kind of the fact that you
- 1:19:32Speaker 6: ended up with her ex husband.
- 1:19:34Speaker 5: It sounds like to me that you not told her
- 1:19:36Speaker 5: because you thought it was wrong, but you told him
- 1:19:38Speaker 5: because you wanted him all along. And now the fact
- 1:19:42Speaker 5: is that he's cheating on you with with with her
- 1:19:45Speaker 5: and you want help. So she misunderstood.
- 1:19:50Speaker 3: I said, no, I know I.
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: Heard everything you said, but I think I think it's crazy.
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: I mean it's crazy because we talk about like, you know,
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: like it might you feel like it wasn't her place
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: to tell. But at the same time, it's like, put
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: me in it, ah. But she's sitting here in front
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: of this niggah. She sitting in front of this nigga
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: every day. And then if the evening, the ship would
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: have came out and she found he found out that
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: she knew. You know, it had been a double portrayal.
- 1:20:16Speaker 5: I'm not your friend, I'm your wife's friend, so I'm
- 1:20:18Speaker 5: not obligated to tell you anything.
- 1:20:20Speaker 6: Honestly, however, just don't put me in that part.
- 1:20:24Speaker 5: It sounds like she only you only told him because
- 1:20:29Speaker 5: you wanted him for yourself.
- 1:20:30Speaker 6: You didn't tell him because.
- 1:20:31Speaker 5: You do what she was doing was wrong. I mean,
- 1:20:37Speaker 5: you end up with him as stupid after he divorced her,
- 1:20:40Speaker 5: and then he gonna turn it. First of all, I'm
- 1:20:42Speaker 5: not saying you deserved it. I'm not saying that because
- 1:20:45Speaker 5: he looked dumb, because you fucking is having an affair
- 1:20:49Speaker 5: with the bitch who was cheating on you in.
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: The first guy. Damn, please, no, it looks.
- 1:20:53Speaker 5: It's stupid nor your new marriage to go double back
- 1:20:57Speaker 5: to the bitch you dogged you in the first day.
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: And please stupid she was cheating. He boy, he got
- 1:21:03Speaker 3: a divorce, but.
- 1:21:05Speaker 5: He married somebody else, and now you know what it
- 1:21:07Speaker 5: feels like. Okay, but you know what it felt like
- 1:21:09Speaker 5: to be cheated on. So why would you in turn
- 1:21:10Speaker 5: trying to run and do that to somebody.
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: Else because he's still in love with her.
- 1:21:14Speaker 2: Well, you shouldn't have got married again.
- 1:21:15Speaker 5: You should have healed, You should have went to therapy
- 1:21:18Speaker 5: instead of bringing somebody else into y'all bullshit. You ain't
- 1:21:20Speaker 5: your white thing worth for goddamn well x white you
- 1:21:23Speaker 5: and your ex white faint worth for goddamn damn.
- 1:21:24Speaker 6: And current right, I don't know about her. I just
- 1:21:27Speaker 6: feel like I.
- 1:21:30Speaker 5: Never understood wanting to be with somebody who was with
- 1:21:32Speaker 5: somebody who was your family member or your friend or something.
- 1:21:35Speaker 5: That's weird as fuck to me because in my mind,
- 1:21:37Speaker 5: I always want to think that you wanted them all along.
- 1:21:39Speaker 5: It ain't, no, we just fell for each other. Or
- 1:21:42Speaker 5: you can't help who you fall in love with if
- 1:21:43Speaker 5: you don't never engaged with the person. Yes, the fuck
- 1:21:45Speaker 5: you can't help who you fall in love with.
- 1:21:46Speaker 8: Bitch, Sorry, it's okay, we both start. Wait, that's a
- 1:21:57Speaker 8: peppy even mine.
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: I hate it.
- 1:21:59Speaker 5: I hate when people say that you can't help you
- 1:22:00Speaker 5: fall in love with. Yes you can, I mean, yes
- 1:22:03Speaker 5: you can. You have a brain, don't you na?
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: I mean, but you're saying that they actively making it,
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: they actually making a choice.
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: And it's like, yeah, they choosing, they choose that person.
- 1:22:13Speaker 3: You can't help it, but you but yourself. Yeah, I mean,
- 1:22:16Speaker 3: but you put your You know, you're saying that you
- 1:22:18Speaker 3: can't help it. And I understand.
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: You know, you fall in love, you fall in love,
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: but it's like you fell in love with a person
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: that you already know. You helped him out, You helped
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: him out of that bond and y'all got together. Y'all
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: got together just off of uh familiarity, and you know
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: he it was a rebound name. But you mad because
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: he's going back to his wife. He never forgot about
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: his wife. He never got over his wife. He only
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: you know, he only got the divorce because it's some
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: ship that you did. He probably ain't there. He probably
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: would have never thought about that shit. That's how I
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: love it, Jo. It's just like he let that shit go,
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: Like I mean, yeah, yeah, you know, you might fuck
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: a couple people, but you.
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: Know gonna get right back.
- 1:23:03Speaker 5: No, no, not everybody in the situation is a fuck
- 1:23:08Speaker 5: up individually.
- 1:23:09Speaker 6: Period.
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: You'll deserve each other.
- 1:23:11Speaker 5: Period.
- 1:23:12Speaker 6: You should have never got with that man, if you
- 1:23:15Speaker 6: if he was with you with the friend.
- 1:23:16Speaker 2: So now just let her have him.
- 1:23:18Speaker 5: Don't even try to what you're gonna try to say
- 1:23:20Speaker 5: the marriage for he showed you where.
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: He wanted to be.
- 1:23:22Speaker 5: Let him go back there and be with her, and
- 1:23:24Speaker 5: let him be the one getting cheated on and take
- 1:23:26Speaker 5: your stupid ass on somewhere.
- 1:23:27Speaker 3: She just gonna hurt you.
- 1:23:30Speaker 5: See, girlfriend's mom is always in our beds, telling me
- 1:23:34Speaker 5: where I need to find a job. Her fat ass.
- 1:23:40Speaker 5: Guess who's hiring r J. You should probably stop playing
- 1:23:43Speaker 5: video games and go to community college.
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: Huh, what the fuck?
- 1:23:47Speaker 5: She's short and wide with her big mouth. She called
- 1:23:50Speaker 5: me a homosexual and I snacked the fire out of
- 1:23:53Speaker 5: her face. Sexual guess what, fat ass can move? And
- 1:24:01Speaker 5: she has excellent upper body strep and her short, stumpy
- 1:24:05Speaker 5: legs delivered painful damage to my growing area.
- 1:24:09Speaker 6: She folded me.
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: She beat me bad.
- 1:24:12Speaker 5: I'm homeless now, but worse is that my now ex
- 1:24:16Speaker 5: girlfriend dumped me and it's telling everyone her mom beat
- 1:24:18Speaker 5: my ass. I'd like to reunite and trying to make
- 1:24:21Speaker 5: things right again. Do I start with my girl or
- 1:24:23Speaker 5: mom or her mom?
- 1:24:25Speaker 2: And what to say? You deserved it, every bit.
- 1:24:30Speaker 5: Of ass whipping you got fucked up a bitter that
- 1:24:33Speaker 5: ass whooping. Miss Ernstein was telling you the fucking truth
- 1:24:36Speaker 5: and you ain't want to hear it. And you thought
- 1:24:38Speaker 5: that you was gonna take you put your hobo sexual,
- 1:24:41Speaker 5: hobo yo hobo sexual hands on her, and she was
- 1:24:45Speaker 5: just gonna take that slip and shut up. She said,
- 1:24:47Speaker 5: I got something for you, bitch, and she used her
- 1:24:49Speaker 5: weight to her advantage and she beats your homeless ass
- 1:24:53Speaker 5: damn and you deserved every damn part of it, you
- 1:24:57Speaker 5: stupid son of a bitch. That's a funny as oh lord,
- 1:25:02Speaker 5: he didn't put the hood on it.
- 1:25:03Speaker 3: It's funny as.
- 1:25:06Speaker 6: Well, keep your hands see yourself beach.
- 1:25:11Speaker 3: About.
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: But but Mama, but mama, I'm crazy to you because
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: it's like, Yo, who the fuck are you going to
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: just coming to and come at me like that?
- 1:25:19Speaker 3: Bro? And my motherfucking house.
- 1:25:21Speaker 2: It ain't your fucking house.
- 1:25:23Speaker 3: But what I'm saying, you don't have a.
- 1:25:25Speaker 2: Job, you don't pay no milks I said to I
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: want to say, my daughter house.
- 1:25:30Speaker 5: Broken as nigga.
- 1:25:31Speaker 3: He still lit at y'all. And you've been disrespectful to
- 1:25:34Speaker 3: that man in his house and.
- 1:25:35Speaker 5: It ain't his fucking house. Name ain't knowing a goddamn thing.
- 1:25:39Speaker 5: He don't own nothing but the PlayStation and he may
- 1:25:41Speaker 5: have got that from rent a center him.
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: The fuck.
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: The long way. She's trying to help your heads out.
- 1:25:53Speaker 3: You Sorry, I guess, I guess, Joe. Don't don't don't
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: come on me asking me win the like, you know,
- 1:26:00Speaker 3: telling me who I run this ship. Don't do that.
- 1:26:04Speaker 3: Don't do that.
- 1:26:05Speaker 2: No, I mean, miss said bitch. I got a two
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: piece for your ass.
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: All right, yeah, but it's like your granny or she
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: attacked your manhood, but you shouldn't put your hands on.
- 1:26:18Speaker 2: What's the next? I ain't got nothing to add.
- 1:26:25Speaker 3: M hm.
- 1:26:27Speaker 5: So this one my trigger warning people for this one.
- 1:26:32Speaker 5: This comes from the reddit in my the Asshole. The
- 1:26:36Speaker 5: thread and the title is in my the asshole for
- 1:26:39Speaker 5: not wanting to attend my sister's memorial every year because
- 1:26:41Speaker 5: it's too painful for me. Five years ago I lost
- 1:26:46Speaker 5: my younger sister. Each year, on the anniversary of her death,
- 1:26:49Speaker 5: my family conducts a com Oh lord, I lost my space.
- 1:26:54Speaker 3: They go a.
- 1:26:54Speaker 5: Commemoration meeting, candles, stories, dinner, the same program. Initially, I
- 1:27:01Speaker 5: attended it annually because it was appropriate. However, in the
- 1:27:05Speaker 5: long run it has proved to be an emotionally exhausting thing.
- 1:27:09Speaker 5: Every meeting opens up the wound rather than assisting me
- 1:27:13Speaker 5: to heal. Here in this year, I mentioned to my
- 1:27:16Speaker 5: parents that I would like to remember her quietly, maybe
- 1:27:19Speaker 5: go to her favorite place rather than to the family dinner.
- 1:27:22Speaker 5: They were wounded and claimed that I was forsaken the
- 1:27:24Speaker 5: memory of my sister. My mother cried and it was
- 1:27:27Speaker 5: just a night and it was just a night to
- 1:27:29Speaker 5: pay honor to her. I also attempted to make them
- 1:27:33Speaker 5: understand that grief is unique to each person, Yet this
- 1:27:37Speaker 5: they interpreted as disrespect.
- 1:27:40Speaker 6: It is now that I am conflicted between.
- 1:27:44Speaker 5: Taking care of my own emotional state of being and
- 1:27:47Speaker 5: not offending the feelings of my family. So am I
- 1:27:50Speaker 5: the asshole because I do not want to attend the
- 1:27:53Speaker 5: memorial of my sister every year because it is too
- 1:27:55Speaker 5: painful to me.
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: A ron No, Your your your health and your well
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: being always always should come first. Second, I understand, like
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: I understand, you went. You went in the beginning, you know,
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: the beginning, you went every year, but then now you
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: see that now you feel as though it's not it's
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: not serving I'm serving the purpose that they think that
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: they think, so you you're entitled to that too. You're
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: entitled to that too. Third, fuck them, M Like, yo, everybody,
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: I mean, get them, get them some grace because they
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: your parents may still be still be grieving, you know, grieving.
- 1:28:34Speaker 1: And yeah, like just like you said that grief isn't on.
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: Grief is is unique to every person, but this is
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: also their grieving, So you gotta I mean, just get
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: them some grace, like they don't gotta be disrespectul Dan,
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: you had to be. It's disrespectful thinking that you're thinking
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: that you're being disrespectful or portraying that, you know, projecting
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: that you're being disrespectful to your sister's memory.
- 1:28:55Speaker 3: But you you gotta think about you first. Always think
- 1:28:59Speaker 3: about you first. That's why.
- 1:29:01Speaker 1: That's why on the airplanes they be telling you to
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: put your mask on first dinners as somebody else.
- 1:29:05Speaker 3: Yep, you know what I mean.
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: So, yeah, you're not that asshole, But it's just that everybody,
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: everybody is still hurt and and this is still raw,
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: like feelings are still raw. So you you feel how
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: you feel, They're gonna feel how they feel. Eventually, you know,
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: as they say, Tom Hills all wounds you. You know,
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: y'all be able to come together and maybe do something
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: like a tenth anniversary or twentieth or something like that,
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: because I think if you keep doing yeah, you keep
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: doing it, it's going like that's it's gonna fester. You
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: never really get over to death. Agreed, you still feel
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: that shit, like yeah, you still feel that shit, but
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: I understand you wanting to move on, like try to
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: move on with the like with your life and not
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: wanna dwell on that, like dwell on that one piece,
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: Like yeah, just keeping do your own thing.
- 1:29:56Speaker 5: You can't tell people how to how to grieve. Nope, everybody,
- 1:30:01Speaker 5: Like you said, everybody's grief is different. Some people have
- 1:30:05Speaker 5: to constantly do things to forget, some people go to therapy,
- 1:30:09Speaker 5: some people, you know, find other ways to cope with it.
- 1:30:12Speaker 5: You cannot tell people how to grieve, especially when it's
- 1:30:16Speaker 5: a loss that you personally haven't experienced. Now or I
- 1:30:20Speaker 5: would recommend grief therapy for hell, yeah, I would recommend
- 1:30:23Speaker 5: that to anybody you know, because you know it helped.
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: It helped me.
- 1:30:27Speaker 5: But everything is not for everybody, So again, you cannot.
- 1:30:33Speaker 8: You can't.
- 1:30:34Speaker 5: You can't tell people how to grieve, how to deal
- 1:30:36Speaker 5: with situations, as long as they're not doing anything self
- 1:30:38Speaker 5: destructive or hurting others in the process. You're not the
- 1:30:46Speaker 5: ass whole your family. I don't even want to call
- 1:30:50Speaker 5: them the assholes because they agreeing in their own way
- 1:30:52Speaker 5: as well, but.
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: They need to understand that.
- 1:30:55Speaker 6: They need to be understanding of how you're choosing to grieve.
- 1:30:58Speaker 5: Just because you don't want to sit at a dinner
- 1:31:00Speaker 5: or do this this, and this doesn't mean that you're
- 1:31:02Speaker 5: not grieving your sister anymore, and it's not fair. They
- 1:31:04Speaker 5: can continue to grieve her in the way that they
- 1:31:06Speaker 5: feel is working for them, especially because they lost a child.
- 1:31:09Speaker 5: You lost a sibling, They lost a child, so that
- 1:31:11Speaker 5: grief is going to be different. So yeah, respect people,
- 1:31:17Speaker 5: Respect people in the way to grief.
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: Some people have delayed reactions when it comes to stuff. Absolutely,
- 1:31:25Speaker 2: you may not even your brain may not even because
- 1:31:29Speaker 2: if it's traumatic enough to piggyback essentially off of what
- 1:31:32Speaker 2: they just said, your brain may delay, for whatever reason,
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: accepting or coming to terms with that grief. So you
- 1:31:39Speaker 2: may you may not be able to accept a memorial
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: dinner or a service or something because your brain just
- 1:31:44Speaker 2: isn't feels that you aren't in a place to be
- 1:31:47Speaker 2: able to process those emotions, so delay it. Yeah, but
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: it doesn't invalidate your feelings or mean that you're that
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: you are the asshole. You just may not be in
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: the place where your body can handle the time exactly,
- 1:31:57Speaker 2: and that's too much for you, and that's that's okay.
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: But also you also have to or not have to.
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: But you should understand and expect your parents' perspective, because
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: again it's a different relationship. It feels different to lose
- 1:32:13Speaker 2: a parent or child compared to losing a sibling.
- 1:32:18Speaker 3: They deal with it.
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: Also, it can be a generational thing where everybody, especially
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: older you have older parents who are in the sixties
- 1:32:25Speaker 2: and seventies, they're used to the family coming together and
- 1:32:27Speaker 2: everybody's in one room when they come to the house
- 1:32:29Speaker 2: and they dropping food off and stuff. But you may
- 1:32:31Speaker 2: not simply just be have the head space for that.
- 1:32:34Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how it was. Whenever the family came over.
- 1:32:37Speaker 3: I prefer to stay in my room, Like as.
- 1:32:39Speaker 2: Long as nobody's being disrespectful accussing out because you choose
- 1:32:41Speaker 2: not to take apart.
- 1:32:42Speaker 1: You know, then it's like, yo, y'all in my house now,
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: Like I'm cool, Like I'll come down to eat with everybody.
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: But I was like, you know, I don't got necessarily
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: deal with y'all. My mother did, like the adults do.
- 1:32:53Speaker 1: I can go out, I mean, but yeah, yeah, just
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: you can find it. You can find a healthy compromise.
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: But but just be just be mindful of both of
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: your you know, like they're feeling the same thing you're
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: feeling and you they may they just may not be
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: able to articulate it in the way that you have.
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: And I mean, of course, the way that you did
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: it came off as them being you know, as being
- 1:33:17Speaker 1: disrespectful to them.
- 1:33:18Speaker 3: But you also gotta expect that.
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: From your parents, and anytime you push back as an adult,
- 1:33:23Speaker 1: they can be like, oh, oh, so you've grown now.
- 1:33:25Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, yeah, I've been there, you know, for
- 1:33:28Speaker 3: about like five years now, you know. But yeah, y'all,
- 1:33:32Speaker 3: y'all just need to talk. But she also what's next?
- 1:33:38Speaker 2: Going back to Brandon's favorite thread.
- 1:33:47Speaker 3: He understand he like it, y'all. Y'all, he like it.
- 1:33:50Speaker 3: He like he liked the drama.
- 1:33:52Speaker 5: My main flirted staring too long at in the direction
- 1:33:56Speaker 5: of okay, is she talking? So I came back and
- 1:33:59Speaker 5: where in the parking lot and followed her home to
- 1:34:01Speaker 5: see if she's a real threat. Found out she's married
- 1:34:05Speaker 5: with four kids. I've recorded her when she opened the door.
- 1:34:11Speaker 5: I threatened not to talk to my man. I posted
- 1:34:14Speaker 5: the video. Now he's threatening to leave because I took
- 1:34:18Speaker 5: it too far? How is this too far when I'm
- 1:34:20Speaker 5: just protecting him from cheating and losing me? But you
- 1:34:23Speaker 5: you remember that therap people were just talking about you.
- 1:34:25Speaker 2: You should you should try.
- 1:34:26Speaker 5: It's not wrong with you, it's something wrong with you.
- 1:34:30Speaker 5: He looked at her talgget cadshit, and you stalked her.
- 1:34:34Speaker 5: She probably ain't paid no attention and you stalked her, bitch,
- 1:34:40Speaker 5: he resorted her coming out of her house. If I
- 1:34:43Speaker 5: was the husband, I would go talk the talking cads,
- 1:34:45Speaker 5: she or the boyfriend, and so she could pressed jarges
- 1:34:48Speaker 5: on your crazy as you a bet shit crazy?
- 1:34:50Speaker 6: You are crazy?
- 1:34:52Speaker 2: What the preemptive stalking you are?
- 1:34:55Speaker 3: Okay, I'm pretty sure that's a legal too.
- 1:34:58Speaker 2: But stalking in general. Fu Let me get this look
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: at my man again. I'm starting who with you?
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: Leslie, Leslie, Leslie, Leslie, Dana Anna, Stephanie, Oh yeah, Stephanie.
- 1:35:16Speaker 3: Man Ladies Elie, w l e W. What the fuck yo?
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: He just looked at her, and he said, he looked
- 1:35:29Speaker 1: at her a little too long for your liking.
- 1:35:31Speaker 2: It could have been a second. He probably wasn't even
- 1:35:33Speaker 2: looking at that lady.
- 1:35:34Speaker 5: That motherfucker probably was standing there throwing off in the space,
- 1:35:36Speaker 5: realizing that he forgot something and now nine or he.
- 1:35:39Speaker 2: Was looking past her at the Starbucks and the damn store.
- 1:35:44Speaker 2: One of them fpuccinos. She's gonna give me a caramel?
- 1:35:49Speaker 3: My man?
- 1:35:51Speaker 5: Is he?
- 1:35:52Speaker 2: Is he?
- 1:35:52Speaker 8: Though?
- 1:35:52Speaker 2: Does he know that?
- 1:35:54Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:35:55Speaker 6: You're crazy?
- 1:35:57Speaker 1: Yeah, that's episodes go to any wrong? Yeah, I mean
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: because then you know what what happened if you followed
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: shortly home and shortly new was following.
- 1:36:08Speaker 3: Her home, and.
- 1:36:11Speaker 1: Then what he wouldn't have never know home crazy until
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: he went looking for until you wren't looking for you
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: because you ain't come home.
- 1:36:19Speaker 3: He'd never knew crazy, that dangerous ship.
- 1:36:24Speaker 2: Bro looking at.
- 1:36:26Speaker 6: I'm looking at the fact that your lace is lifting.
- 1:36:28Speaker 6: That's what I'm looking at.
- 1:36:29Speaker 2: What's next? What's the next going on with his parking
- 1:36:36Speaker 2: for real lace and the wind.
- 1:36:42Speaker 6: Work lifting?
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: Okay, what's next? No?
- 1:36:48Speaker 6: No, didn't say anything though.
- 1:36:50Speaker 3: I'll be giving. I'll be giving called the moment because
- 1:36:54Speaker 3: I don't really like her, so I was giving my
- 1:36:56Speaker 3: confidence when they was.
- 1:36:57Speaker 2: Like girl cold, look at you, Look at how you look?
- 1:37:00Speaker 3: Get wig, get wig. It's okay. I can't I can't
- 1:37:02Speaker 3: even tell the part. I can't even tell it. I
- 1:37:05Speaker 3: can't tell you.
- 1:37:05Speaker 2: I can't talk about nobody's here because the way my
- 1:37:07Speaker 2: boss stop be popping in the middle of the work week,
- 1:37:13Speaker 2: I can get my head cut on Fridays afterwork.
- 1:37:16Speaker 3: So the way all this be grown bacon the.
- 1:37:18Speaker 5: Way sometimes I forget. I forget the slicky these damns
- 1:37:21Speaker 5: and number buckers get the lift in the night. Like
- 1:37:24Speaker 5: fuck it anyway, Ms Parker, for real, I've been dating
- 1:37:28Speaker 5: this woman that I'm in love with for the last
- 1:37:31Speaker 5: three years. She's funny, intelligent, well rounded, speaks multiple languages,
- 1:37:36Speaker 5: and she makes me happy. The issue that the issue
- 1:37:40Speaker 5: is that I'm shallow. But I want to be better,
- 1:37:43Speaker 5: she told me last year. Wait minute, Oh god, this
- 1:37:48Speaker 5: is written so dumb. She told me in the last year.
- 1:37:50Speaker 5: She explained to me that she has PCOS. So those
- 1:37:53Speaker 5: of you who don't know what it is, go look
- 1:37:55Speaker 5: it up.
- 1:37:58Speaker 2: Syndrome.
- 1:37:58Speaker 5: Yeah, at first I didn't really know. Oh shit, at
- 1:38:05Speaker 5: first I didn't really know. That's a few heads that
- 1:38:07Speaker 5: she had on her chin. But now it's getting worse.
- 1:38:10Speaker 5: She can grow a full beard. Her beard is thicker
- 1:38:13Speaker 5: in mind, she's always waxing it, and she's on mass
- 1:38:16Speaker 5: to help her with the PCOS. I am a really
- 1:38:20Speaker 5: good looking, well manicured man, and I don't say that
- 1:38:23Speaker 5: to be vain, but just to give you some content
- 1:38:25Speaker 5: on who I am. Women are constantly approaching me. I'm
- 1:38:29Speaker 5: not a cheetah. Though I truly love this woman. In reality,
- 1:38:33Speaker 5: being a good looking man that women constantly approached and
- 1:38:37Speaker 5: having a woman who can grow a full beard, it's
- 1:38:39Speaker 5: difficult to swallow. I took her to an event with
- 1:38:42Speaker 5: my family and they were talking about it, and I
- 1:38:44Speaker 5: was embarrassed for her, and I was embarrassed for myself.
- 1:38:47Speaker 5: So I broke up with her because she has PCOS
- 1:38:50Speaker 5: and I don't know how to manage that. I don't
- 1:38:52Speaker 5: know if I should tell her to get laser treatments,
- 1:38:55Speaker 5: keep waxing or what. It's been two months and her
- 1:38:58Speaker 5: friends told me that she's dremely depressed. We were talking
- 1:39:01Speaker 5: marriage before the PCOS got bad. I want to do
- 1:39:05Speaker 5: better as a man, so I want her back. How
- 1:39:08Speaker 5: do I go about getting the woman that I love back?
- 1:39:10Speaker 5: Because the dating pool is really shitty. You believe thee
- 1:39:14Speaker 5: or let her give somebody who empathy you bless alone.
- 1:39:18Speaker 2: You did?
- 1:39:20Speaker 6: You did let her get somebody.
- 1:39:21Speaker 5: Who has empathy and who has understanding of issue people's issues.
- 1:39:25Speaker 5: She needed just support, just something she can't control. She
- 1:39:28Speaker 5: needed to support, and you you gave her your ass
- 1:39:30Speaker 5: the kids, so fuck you and the horse she rode
- 1:39:32Speaker 5: on on and you don't love her.
- 1:39:33Speaker 2: From one of the women that look at you exactly
- 1:39:36Speaker 2: at one of them.
- 1:39:37Speaker 5: And it ain't her fault that your fucking beard coming sparingly, bitch,
- 1:39:41Speaker 5: go get you some Jamaican black castles.
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: Her jealous to.
- 1:39:47Speaker 5: You because you got face your head like sucking.
- 1:39:50Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:39:52Speaker 5: I love but your beer grow like Anthony Hamilton's girl.
- 1:39:55Speaker 5: Oh y'all know Anthony never had a full beard, no
- 1:39:59Speaker 5: matter what the people say. You know, I adore me
- 1:40:01Speaker 5: from Anthony.
- 1:40:02Speaker 2: I love him down.
- 1:40:04Speaker 3: I can't.
- 1:40:04Speaker 2: I want to give you the best of me.
- 1:40:07Speaker 5: All all five ft five foot five of him.
- 1:40:10Speaker 2: I love him down.
- 1:40:11Speaker 3: Mm hmm. That's crazy, ship, that's the truth.
- 1:40:14Speaker 5: You'll remember that coming from where I'm from, bere y'all
- 1:40:16Speaker 5: remember that.
- 1:40:17Speaker 8: But.
- 1:40:20Speaker 2: Sitting jist.
- 1:40:26Speaker 6: When I was nine years old.
- 1:40:31Speaker 3: From and I'm from.
- 1:40:33Speaker 5: Sometimes you gotta walk the work yup.
- 1:40:37Speaker 3: Coming from wut from Sometimes you gotta do and then
- 1:40:41Speaker 3: dare no.
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: But it's it's crazy because personally you know people who
- 1:40:48Speaker 1: got it, and you know I'm being in there and
- 1:40:50Speaker 1: it's like yo, you probably yo. She's probably like the
- 1:40:54Speaker 1: morning and starts you when you're gonna pass it up.
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: You're passing that up because you can't handle little hair,
- 1:41:02Speaker 1: low hair, like I mean yeah, I'm like, yeah, you
- 1:41:06Speaker 1: know you you're a fucked up person.
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: And I was gonna say something real ignorant. I'm a
- 1:41:10Speaker 2: chill go ahead and a little hair. I don't never stop, bitch.
- 1:41:15Speaker 3: You feel you feel me? We just we just how
- 1:41:19Speaker 3: know you not a real nigga? Right?
- 1:41:21Speaker 1: Were the same niggas that they used to eat. They
- 1:41:23Speaker 1: used to eat the lollipop that fell on the floor.
- 1:41:24Speaker 1: It's like, look, look it's okay, it's still good, it's
- 1:41:26Speaker 1: still great.
- 1:41:27Speaker 2: Yep, Because if you was a real nigga, you would
- 1:41:30Speaker 2: pay for laser treatments and all having to ask, you know,
- 1:41:32Speaker 2: what's the issue?
- 1:41:33Speaker 6: Hello?
- 1:41:34Speaker 3: But at the same time, shallow ass At the same time,
- 1:41:37Speaker 3: what what did you say to her?
- 1:41:39Speaker 1: Like, what did you say to her in the beginning
- 1:41:41Speaker 1: when she told you about it? Was you actually listening
- 1:41:43Speaker 1: when she told you, like, how what's.
- 1:41:44Speaker 5: The family really talking about her? Did you think they
- 1:41:46Speaker 5: were talking about her? And you just felt self conscious
- 1:41:49Speaker 5: because you thought.
- 1:41:50Speaker 3: Conscious, Yeah, that's that's that type of ship, you know,
- 1:41:52Speaker 3: like you you projecting you're projecting what you feel like,
- 1:41:56Speaker 3: the embarrassment that you fail. You fuck you next saying.
- 1:42:00Speaker 5: Your family talk about you fuck your grandy too, because
- 1:42:02Speaker 5: your granny had a beer too, bitch.
- 1:42:05Speaker 2: And your uncle Tony got those heads mothering into a
- 1:42:09Speaker 2: fucking mustake, and your mother slew footed his uncle Tony
- 1:42:14Speaker 2: and uncle to uncle Tony used to be talking, and
- 1:42:17Speaker 2: your and your aunt.
- 1:42:19Speaker 5: And your aunt Jan's husband, mister Bell, that's that's your
- 1:42:24Speaker 5: cousin baby father.
- 1:42:27Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm hmm mm hmm.
- 1:42:31Speaker 6: And Aunt Jane's act like she don't know, she.
- 1:42:33Speaker 3: Know what's next. She sent you over there with the
- 1:42:38Speaker 3: peach colls, go an take them miss jobs.
- 1:42:40Speaker 2: What's what's what's next?
- 1:42:42Speaker 6: We are going to toxic Creddit.
- 1:42:46Speaker 3: Which is he's getting better and better.
- 1:42:48Speaker 5: And the question on this one is, I mean, the
- 1:42:51Speaker 5: title on this one is how do I thirty mail
- 1:42:55Speaker 5: save my friendship with twenty six mail At the our
- 1:42:58Speaker 5: friend thirty two male tried to hook up with our
- 1:43:01Speaker 5: other friends.
- 1:43:02Speaker 6: Sixteen year old sister.
- 1:43:06Speaker 2: Why are you involved in it? Was like you involved
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: in this? But go ahead, go ahead, okay?
- 1:43:11Speaker 3: What the fuck?
- 1:43:13Speaker 5: Twenty six male is Bobby? Thirty two male is Jason thirty.
- 1:43:18Speaker 5: Male is Allen sixteen. Female is Nina.
- 1:43:21Speaker 3: Okay, the names are fake.
- 1:43:24Speaker 6: To protect the identity to everyone.
- 1:43:26Speaker 5: I think this goes without saying, but Jason's actions are disgusting.
- 1:43:31Speaker 5: He should be ashamed of himself, and I let him
- 1:43:33Speaker 5: know that. Order like it just started off, liken't doom contacts.
- 1:43:40Speaker 2: The four of us had formed a tight knit friend.
- 1:43:42Speaker 5: Group ourself, all of us.
- 1:43:48Speaker 3: Prosecuted throughout something.
- 1:43:53Speaker 2: The fuck I don't even see you started.
- 1:43:55Speaker 5: It's going along with its creaking.
- 1:44:01Speaker 2: Dude, that's a bullshit, bright and shut up.
- 1:44:08Speaker 5: The four of us have formed the tight knit friends
- 1:44:10Speaker 5: group over the past year or so. All of us
- 1:44:12Speaker 5: come from similar backgrounds and work in similar fields. Ellen
- 1:44:16Speaker 5: and I are both in finance. Meanwhile, Jason and Bobby
- 1:44:19Speaker 5: are in the reserves and work for the government. We've
- 1:44:21Speaker 5: been able to travel, go to games, etc.
- 1:44:24Speaker 2: Jason.
- 1:44:25Speaker 5: Now, one thing about Jason that kind of shows how
- 1:44:27Speaker 5: we got here is he doesn't do well with women.
- 1:44:30Speaker 5: Ellen has a girlfriend, I'm married, and Bobby has no
- 1:44:33Speaker 5: trouble dating.
- 1:44:34Speaker 2: Jason. On the other hand, his trouble and has made
- 1:44:38Speaker 2: him very bitter.
- 1:44:40Speaker 5: Him and Bobby have conflicts on this because Bobby thinks
- 1:44:43Speaker 5: he's sexist, but I can see that he's just hurt.
- 1:44:47Speaker 5: Jason makes good money, but he doesn't groom himself. He's
- 1:44:50Speaker 5: fat etca. I tell him the girls here in Maryland
- 1:44:55Speaker 5: make money too, so you can't just say I have money.
- 1:44:59Speaker 5: He thinks girls should be all over him because he
- 1:45:02Speaker 5: has money.
- 1:45:03Speaker 2: That's not how this works at all, at all.
- 1:45:08Speaker 5: With all that's going on, he secretly started a romantic
- 1:45:11Speaker 5: relationship with Nina Alan's little sister.
- 1:45:14Speaker 6: He didn't start a romantic relationship. She's sixteen.
- 1:45:16Speaker 2: He groomed, heired. He's a graapist. Anyway.
- 1:45:23Speaker 5: He can impress a teenager with his money, but to
- 1:45:25Speaker 5: grown folks that doesn't work. The age of consent in
- 1:45:28Speaker 5: Maryland is sixteen, and that seems to have started when
- 1:45:30Speaker 5: she turned sixteen. The only reason we found out was
- 1:45:33Speaker 5: because she told her friend they were having issues because
- 1:45:36Speaker 5: he wanted her to have sex with He wanted to
- 1:45:38Speaker 5: have sex with her, but she wasn't ready. His text
- 1:45:40Speaker 5: messages to her were gross and he was so mean
- 1:45:42Speaker 5: to her, trying to pressure her when she wasn't ready.
- 1:45:45Speaker 5: She offered explicit pictures, but he said no, that that
- 1:45:51Speaker 5: that's childcorn and he could get in trouble. Legally, he's
- 1:45:57Speaker 5: legally protected it they have sex because of the age
- 1:45:59Speaker 5: of consent, but that doesn't apply to child forms. I
- 1:46:03Speaker 5: had no idea until I saw the text, and all
- 1:46:06Speaker 5: I can think of was he made sure he knew
- 1:46:08Speaker 5: the law. Oh yeah, I was causing it was so yeah,
- 1:46:12Speaker 5: it was causing her a lot of distress because it's
- 1:46:17Speaker 5: making me mad. So yeah, it was causing her a
- 1:46:19Speaker 5: lot of distress because he was just.
- 1:46:21Speaker 2: Being mean to her.
- 1:46:22Speaker 5: He was not like that in the beginning, but it
- 1:46:24Speaker 5: looked like bullying. Thankfully, Nina's friends told Alan's parents, which
- 1:46:29Speaker 5: led to an altercation between Alan's dad and Jason. Rightfully, so,
- 1:46:33Speaker 5: I hoped Allen's dad beat shit out to Jason. So
- 1:46:36Speaker 5: following everything, Allen of course stopped being friends with Jason.
- 1:46:40Speaker 5: I'm still friends with Jason. I think what he did
- 1:46:42Speaker 5: was disgusting, but he's still my dog. You're just as
- 1:46:45Speaker 5: bad as Jason is.
- 1:46:46Speaker 6: Sorry, go down.
- 1:46:47Speaker 5: Alan is understanding of my continued friendship with Jason, but randomly,
- 1:46:52Speaker 5: Bobby is more mad than Alan. Bobby has cut me
- 1:46:55Speaker 5: off for remaining friends with Jason. Rightfully so Jason and
- 1:47:00Speaker 5: also Alan for remaining friends with me. How are you
- 1:47:04Speaker 5: more upset than Alan I get if he wanted to
- 1:47:07Speaker 5: cut me off, but coming off Allen.
- 1:47:09Speaker 2: And I was just weird.
- 1:47:12Speaker 5: I tried to talk to my I talked to my
- 1:47:14Speaker 5: wife and she said, Bobby is just acting selfous righteous
- 1:47:18Speaker 5: for his own ego. Your wife, I know, Jim, I
- 1:47:21Speaker 5: was reading two fairs trying self righteous for his own ego.
- 1:47:27Speaker 6: Side note, your wife's a dumb aston and he'll get
- 1:47:31Speaker 6: over it.
- 1:47:31Speaker 5: Keep in mind, I'm trying to be a good influence
- 1:47:34Speaker 5: on Jason. If you were trying to be a good
- 1:47:35Speaker 5: influence on Jason, maybe Jason wouldn't have been trying to
- 1:47:38Speaker 5: boint sixteen year olds in the first fucking place.
- 1:47:40Speaker 6: So clearly you're not a good influence.
- 1:47:43Speaker 5: I know if everyone stops talking to him, he might
- 1:47:45Speaker 5: start hanging with even weirder people who push him to
- 1:47:47Speaker 5: do even worse behaviors instead of myself who was encouraging
- 1:47:50Speaker 5: him to improve. And also, at the end of the day,
- 1:47:54Speaker 5: he's a good friend.
- 1:47:55Speaker 3: No, he's not.
- 1:47:56Speaker 6: If Allen can.
- 1:47:57Speaker 5: Respect that, Bobby should also respect that. Instead, Bobby took
- 1:48:01Speaker 5: it upon himself to not talk to Elan or I.
- 1:48:04Speaker 5: Ellen is already going through a tough time after what
- 1:48:07Speaker 5: Jason did, and Bobby cutting him off for still being
- 1:48:10Speaker 5: friends with me has not helped. Still, Bobby has been
- 1:48:16Speaker 5: a great friend. I understand how friend group is over,
- 1:48:19Speaker 5: but I'm hoping to reach to reach it. And I
- 1:48:22Speaker 5: can say, let's forget about Jason, my friendship with him. Head,
- 1:48:25Speaker 5: it's nothing to do with you. Alan and I can
- 1:48:28Speaker 5: be friends. Oh no, I'm sure he can find out.
- 1:48:33Speaker 5: We can find a fourth person later.
- 1:48:36Speaker 2: Now, I'm sorry.
- 1:48:37Speaker 5: That was all over the place. I think it was
- 1:48:39Speaker 5: a language barrier, so it was translated into English.
- 1:48:42Speaker 2: And yeah, yep, fuck you, well he said, and the rapist,
- 1:48:54Speaker 2: there's some shit you can you can't attempt to make
- 1:48:57Speaker 2: peace with, or just say, that's how my friend is
- 1:49:00Speaker 2: regardless of the age of consent. That's that man's younger
- 1:49:04Speaker 2: sister and she's still a fucking teenager.
- 1:49:06Speaker 3: Or why are you.
- 1:49:08Speaker 2: As my friend, as my friend going after.
- 1:49:11Speaker 5: Going after my sister who's half your age half sixteen
- 1:49:16Speaker 5: divided by two, I'm sorry, twenty thirty two divided.
- 1:49:20Speaker 2: By two is sixteen. You had hay on your nuts
- 1:49:23Speaker 2: when that girl came out her mama's coaching. Why are
- 1:49:27Speaker 2: you dig. Why would you, as a person with some
- 1:49:30Speaker 2: sort of moral sense, or maybe you don't have no
- 1:49:32Speaker 2: fucking morals with integrity? Why would you be okay with
- 1:49:36Speaker 2: somebody at thirty two years old dating a sixteen year
- 1:49:41Speaker 2: old You just as guilty as he is. He was right,
- 1:49:46Speaker 2: The friend was right for cutting you off too, for
- 1:49:49Speaker 2: being okay with the other, for messing with his sister.
- 1:49:52Speaker 2: And you need to be under the jail with him too,
- 1:49:54Speaker 2: because if you will, if you.
- 1:49:55Speaker 6: Will, you're condoning it.
- 1:49:57Speaker 2: Condone this. If he's sexually a saw somebody, there's something worse.
- 1:50:01Speaker 2: Are you going to to rationalize that as well? Right?
- 1:50:04Speaker 6: Oh, he didn't mean, and he said he was sorry.
- 1:50:06Speaker 6: He served his time, So.
- 1:50:07Speaker 5: To put some money on this boat progress Because your
- 1:50:10Speaker 5: wife said it was Jason's ego.
- 1:50:12Speaker 6: Your wife's a fucking idiot too.
- 1:50:14Speaker 2: May tell you, y'all don't need to be around nobody's shill.
- 1:50:17Speaker 6: Because if it was your little sister, would you react
- 1:50:19Speaker 6: to your old daughter?
- 1:50:21Speaker 2: Right? Thank you, but would you react the same way
- 1:50:24Speaker 2: like you?
- 1:50:25Speaker 1: You?
- 1:50:25Speaker 6: You must be he must be a smoking dope.
- 1:50:28Speaker 2: You can't figure out the woman his own age or
- 1:50:29Speaker 2: at least age appropriate person to date that that's over
- 1:50:33Speaker 2: the age of.
- 1:50:34Speaker 1: It starts to make sense. Why you said he had
- 1:50:37Speaker 1: he doesn't have good luck with women. It's because, oh
- 1:50:40Speaker 1: he likes little girls. Basically, you like the ones that
- 1:50:45Speaker 1: you know.
- 1:50:45Speaker 2: And and I don't know what the hell wrong with Allen?
- 1:50:47Speaker 5: And Allen would stay friends with you after you decided
- 1:50:50Speaker 5: to stay friends with Jason, because I would to cut
- 1:50:52Speaker 5: your ass off too. Bobby seemed like the young woman,
- 1:50:54Speaker 5: some good, some goddamn sense, and damn friend group.
- 1:50:58Speaker 3: The hell Bobby, Bobby did what needed to be doing. Alan, Well,
- 1:51:02Speaker 3: Allen didn't have the boss to do. You might.
- 1:51:06Speaker 1: You're probably looking at it like we've been friends for
- 1:51:08Speaker 1: such a long time. But then at the same time,
- 1:51:10Speaker 1: it's like, yo, y'all have been friends for such a
- 1:51:11Speaker 1: long time, so why would.
- 1:51:13Speaker 3: You do that with it? Like why would you do
- 1:51:14Speaker 3: that with his sister. It's some things that's unforgivable with you.
- 1:51:17Speaker 2: I don't care. We could be, we could be, could
- 1:51:18Speaker 2: have been friends for eighty fucking years. You fucking with
- 1:51:21Speaker 2: somebody under agian it's not forgivable.
- 1:51:25Speaker 3: It's not for this, but such a lot about what
- 1:51:27Speaker 3: you what you will allow, age of consent be damned.
- 1:51:31Speaker 3: I don't care.
- 1:51:32Speaker 2: I that's not I might even put that, put that
- 1:51:36Speaker 2: say that ship to put that out there. I'm sorry,
- 1:51:38Speaker 2: at fucking thirty eight years old, I can't be first
- 1:51:40Speaker 2: on nobody dating somebody my age is dating somebody seventeen
- 1:51:43Speaker 2: eighteen years old? What the fuck did you have in
- 1:51:45Speaker 2: common with somebody who wasn't even born with the in
- 1:51:48Speaker 2: the the same century you were born in.
- 1:51:50Speaker 3: Yeah? Like, I like, I get I get ageen, Ben,
- 1:51:54Speaker 3: I get a team, Ben an adult being an adult.
- 1:51:57Speaker 1: It's weird, but it's weird because it's like, how do
- 1:52:02Speaker 1: y'all like, how do y'all I don't want to say
- 1:52:04Speaker 1: co habitable?
- 1:52:05Speaker 5: Yo?
- 1:52:05Speaker 3: How do y'all get along?
- 1:52:07Speaker 1: If you know y'all like you have these world these
- 1:52:10Speaker 1: views and she only got the backyard.
- 1:52:12Speaker 2: Check this out right, If my eighteen year old god son,
- 1:52:15Speaker 2: her son.
- 1:52:16Speaker 5: Came up from here with a thirty eight year old
- 1:52:19Speaker 5: jump but take your old ass on, I will beat
- 1:52:21Speaker 5: her ass?
- 1:52:21Speaker 2: What took your old ass on? Because what the fuck
- 1:52:23Speaker 2: do you having comming with my Let's go down the
- 1:52:26Speaker 2: windsod and find you an age appropriate man and eighteen
- 1:52:29Speaker 2: year old somebody.
- 1:52:31Speaker 5: Beat your aggy like the old day people that much
- 1:52:34Speaker 5: younger than them are trying to groom them.
- 1:52:36Speaker 2: You are not mature for your age. They don't see
- 1:52:39Speaker 2: something in you.
- 1:52:40Speaker 5: They see somebody manipulate and and shape into the person
- 1:52:43Speaker 5: that they want them to fucking be.
- 1:52:45Speaker 2: It's nothing me.
- 1:52:46Speaker 5: At thirty nine years old have in common with an
- 1:52:50Speaker 5: eighteen year old.
- 1:52:51Speaker 2: I don't have. I don't even I don't.
- 1:52:53Speaker 5: I don't even know if I got an thing coming
- 1:52:55Speaker 5: with my own eighteen year old. I don't want somebody
- 1:52:57Speaker 5: else for a fucking eighteen ye old.
- 1:52:59Speaker 2: Let's let's just wrong with y'ad. Let's look at it.
- 1:53:01Speaker 6: From the windows I have seen coming with a twenty
- 1:53:03Speaker 6: five year old.
- 1:53:04Speaker 2: What is your day to age range? We were born
- 1:53:10Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty six, which just put on age out
- 1:53:13Speaker 2: because we are almost forty. What is your date and
- 1:53:15Speaker 2: age range? I start my the youngest I'm willing the
- 1:53:17Speaker 2: date is ninety ninety three, ninety four, ninety four is pushing.
- 1:53:21Speaker 5: It's eight years seven or eight years younger than us
- 1:53:24Speaker 5: for like thirty thirty, thirty one, thirty two.
- 1:53:27Speaker 2: I can't do it, because again, people can be mature
- 1:53:29Speaker 2: for the age at that age. You can be established
- 1:53:31Speaker 2: in life. You're already firmly in your thirties, so I
- 1:53:35Speaker 2: can go out with you have to leave your home
- 1:53:36Speaker 2: because I'm going to the club, and you can't get
- 1:53:38Speaker 2: it because you're under age. I can't do thirty. I
- 1:53:41Speaker 2: think maybe seven or eight years on either side. I
- 1:53:43Speaker 2: couldn't date somebody ten years older than me. I don't think,
- 1:53:46Speaker 2: but I couldn't date somebody ten years younger than me.
- 1:53:48Speaker 2: Ninety four is probably my hard living.
- 1:53:52Speaker 6: My brother is thirty.
- 1:53:54Speaker 5: So yeah, that's that's that's it.
- 1:53:59Speaker 3: I agree with Brandon, I ain't even doing that's true.
- 1:54:01Speaker 2: Damn young for me.
- 1:54:03Speaker 5: I just guy that I've been lusting after for a
- 1:54:05Speaker 5: while that I met at ap y'all will just I
- 1:54:08Speaker 5: thought he was a little older than what he was.
- 1:54:10Speaker 6: His Negro just turned thirty four.
- 1:54:12Speaker 3: I said, I mean, but that's not bad.
- 1:54:17Speaker 2: I'm almost forty, so what that's still mean.
- 1:54:20Speaker 1: I mean, what I mean is is like it's not
- 1:54:22Speaker 1: bad because they still kind of in that age bracket.
- 1:54:25Speaker 1: They still kind of in that age bracket too. Appreciate
- 1:54:28Speaker 1: the things that you appreciate, something that y'all can actually find,
- 1:54:30Speaker 1: like y'all can find that y'all got something in common.
- 1:54:34Speaker 3: But I don't know, like I agree, I mean, but
- 1:54:36Speaker 3: I agree. I agree with.
- 1:54:37Speaker 1: Brandon as far as like anything like like ten years,
- 1:54:40Speaker 1: like ten years younger, it's like, yo, you asking for
- 1:54:43Speaker 1: it because both of y'all have two different experiences of
- 1:54:46Speaker 1: the world and exact you look for it, you appreciate. Yeah,
- 1:54:49Speaker 1: it's just all appreciation for different things. And they they
- 1:54:53Speaker 1: still stuck. They still stuck on the idea of you know,
- 1:54:56Speaker 1: they won't go out, they won't go on party, and
- 1:54:58Speaker 1: it's like by this point we're looking at it like
- 1:55:01Speaker 1: we didn't been there, did that shit already?
- 1:55:03Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't doing it. As far as older.
- 1:55:08Speaker 5: You said what your young range was, I'm sorry, maybe thirty, maybe,
- 1:55:12Speaker 5: maybe thirty five, maybe like nineteen ninety.
- 1:55:16Speaker 6: I guess that's put and that's pushing it the oldest.
- 1:55:23Speaker 2: I don't.
- 1:55:26Speaker 6: Fifty, that's true.
- 1:55:27Speaker 2: Did fifty? I would?
- 1:55:30Speaker 3: I may, yeah, because the thing is I haven't young
- 1:55:33Speaker 3: my oldest man like fifty three.
- 1:55:37Speaker 6: He's the exception his wife.
- 1:55:41Speaker 5: Take that and swiping, you know, but like and realistically
- 1:55:47Speaker 5: maybe fifty only because I'm about to turn for it,
- 1:55:50Speaker 5: and that was that's a ten year age range, and
- 1:55:52Speaker 5: I feel like that's still kind of pushing it. So
- 1:55:55Speaker 5: I don't know, because the possibility you went to school
- 1:55:57Speaker 5: my big but my older cousins and you was going
- 1:56:01Speaker 5: into high school when my parents was graduating, Like that's
- 1:56:05Speaker 5: it's a little shaky for me. I don't know. I
- 1:56:06Speaker 5: don't know because my father would have been fifty nine
- 1:56:09Speaker 5: this year. My mother's fifty six, so that's kind of
- 1:56:13Speaker 5: still kind of pushing it.
- 1:56:14Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
- 1:56:16Speaker 1: I think I can't do I can't do nothing, like
- 1:56:20Speaker 1: I can't do nothing younger than like about thirty five.
- 1:56:25Speaker 3: You can't you married, you know what I'm saying, if
- 1:56:28Speaker 3: you were single, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:56:30Speaker 1: It's like really like relatiously speaking, I mean ship this
- 1:56:32Speaker 1: even with people like yo, you you gotta have some
- 1:56:36Speaker 1: kind of experience on you because I can't.
- 1:56:38Speaker 3: I can't just be the only one. Then Now, I
- 1:56:40Speaker 3: really like a old nigga.
- 1:56:41Speaker 6: Twenty one, you're fucking frontal little bit even fully numbed.
- 1:56:44Speaker 3: That's what I say.
- 1:56:47Speaker 6: I'm not gonna tell me you fell on age. I'm sorry.
- 1:56:51Speaker 2: There's no way.
- 1:56:52Speaker 5: Hell y'all have nothing in common unless you're dumb, and
- 1:56:56Speaker 5: unless you're unless your.
- 1:56:57Speaker 2: Frontal little being fully fucking never found you had nothing. Well,
- 1:57:01Speaker 2: let's rephrase the question or put it into a different perspective.
- 1:57:04Speaker 2: If this was just a friends with benefits situation where
- 1:57:07Speaker 2: you mess some young kids somebody at the club and
- 1:57:09Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, I just want to fuck you know,
- 1:57:11Speaker 2: I don't feel.
- 1:57:11Speaker 3: Like a creep.
- 1:57:12Speaker 5: I'm gonna be honest. My youngest brother is thirty. Imna
- 1:57:15Speaker 5: feel like a creep. Yeah, dealing with somebody that this
- 1:57:18Speaker 5: young boy tried to get me one day, I said,
- 1:57:19Speaker 5: missus unhand me, sir.
- 1:57:22Speaker 2: Some people, it depends on the type of relationship. Some
- 1:57:25Speaker 2: people will have like date but requirements people they actually
- 1:57:27Speaker 2: date and pursue romantically, but their age requirements for friends
- 1:57:32Speaker 2: with benefits may be a lot more like.
- 1:57:34Speaker 5: This sounds weird, So I really don't give a ship
- 1:57:37Speaker 5: about y'all opinion on it. If you know a sixty
- 1:57:42Speaker 5: year old don't have nothing in common with no thirty ye.
- 1:57:44Speaker 2: Old, would you date a sixty year old?
- 1:57:47Speaker 3: Shut up, Aaron, Oh it is daddy. She's eighty.
- 1:57:54Speaker 2: She's eighty one.
- 1:57:55Speaker 3: Yeah, she don't look like look like it's about fifty four.
- 1:57:58Speaker 2: You know what?
- 1:57:58Speaker 5: So you hear anyway, what did you just say, what
- 1:58:04Speaker 5: you talking about this damn creepers next to us.
- 1:58:07Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna create you.
- 1:58:08Speaker 5: A fucking creek trying to break that lady hip.
- 1:58:15Speaker 2: He's gonna come at something like white diamonds dressing in
- 1:58:17Speaker 2: a sweater.
- 1:58:21Speaker 6: Now that nigga gonna have on a linen see.
- 1:58:26Speaker 1: Waist high way high wasted, high waisted slacks with some
- 1:58:31Speaker 1: penny offers.
- 1:58:33Speaker 2: Saying last question. When we're done.
- 1:58:39Speaker 5: Sixth brown Chicks, we end with sixth round chicks.
- 1:58:41Speaker 3: Y'all watching mad lot.
- 1:58:43Speaker 5: I left my wife for Ari. Yes, the sexy said
- 1:58:47Speaker 5: chick won me over. I'm grateful for what my wife
- 1:58:49Speaker 5: has done for me, but I'm just the man, and
- 1:58:51Speaker 5: I can't live in the past. My issue is that
- 1:58:54Speaker 5: Ari is a little slow past. In point, we were
- 1:58:56Speaker 5: at the movies and another woman walked up to me
- 1:58:59Speaker 5: and wait a mad Another woman walked up to me
- 1:59:04Speaker 5: and threw her popcorn in my face. ARII asks who
- 1:59:07Speaker 5: is that? I said, I don't know. I've never seen
- 1:59:10Speaker 5: her in my life.
- 1:59:11Speaker 2: Mind you.
- 1:59:12Speaker 5: The woman who threw the popcorn called me by my
- 1:59:14Speaker 5: name and said I had just I just had my
- 1:59:17Speaker 5: face between her knees and now I'm acting print I
- 1:59:21Speaker 5: convinced Ari that the woman was a glitch from a
- 1:59:24Speaker 5: different timeline, a Mandela effect, where the women knew me
- 1:59:28Speaker 5: from a different there was another version of I'm sorry,
- 1:59:37Speaker 5: not from a different timeline, not this one. She may
- 1:59:41Speaker 5: know another version of me, but I've never seen her
- 1:59:43Speaker 5: in this life. Auri has been mesmerized by the idea
- 1:59:47Speaker 5: of living in different timelines, and she thinks it's real.
- 1:59:50Speaker 5: She joined the Ruddi community dedicated to the Mandela effect,
- 1:59:54Speaker 5: and she wants to time travel. I'm sick of the combo?
- 1:59:57Speaker 5: Should I just tell her I'm cheating? She's a about
- 2:00:00Speaker 5: to drive me back to my wife advice. First of all, y'all,
- 2:00:06Speaker 5: remember the conversation we just had about front low.
- 2:00:12Speaker 3: That's that's a barrier.
- 2:00:15Speaker 5: Oh okay, she needs to be with the what was
- 2:00:19Speaker 5: the one we read many aliens, the abny aliens and
- 2:00:25Speaker 5: the people from the other timelines and the time traveling.
- 2:00:29Speaker 5: You ain't already slow, because how you even come up
- 2:00:31Speaker 5: with their fucking answer? Did you practice that? Did you
- 2:00:35Speaker 5: try to tell your wife the same ship and and
- 2:00:37Speaker 5: it didn't work on.
- 2:00:38Speaker 3: Her because he was getting on the mother ship.
- 2:00:42Speaker 2: I'm so confused. I'm so confused.
- 2:00:47Speaker 1: Not only are you the dumbest, but that was the
- 2:00:53Speaker 1: smoothest get around, work around, whatever you want to call it.
- 2:00:58Speaker 1: This nigga said she saw that.
- 2:01:01Speaker 5: Say, you don't exist.
- 2:01:03Speaker 8: This is not real.
- 2:01:07Speaker 3: He doesn't know in my life. She's from an alternate
- 2:01:12Speaker 3: time life.
- 2:01:12Speaker 5: I've never seen you before. How the fun Maybe in
- 2:01:17Speaker 5: another lifetime.
- 2:01:21Speaker 3: That was smooth. That that's smooth. I don't get it,
- 2:01:24Speaker 3: baby girl. You need to.
- 2:01:27Speaker 5: I don't understand.
- 2:01:28Speaker 3: You need to stop. You need to stop, sir. Oh
- 2:01:32Speaker 3: that's what happened.
- 2:01:33Speaker 2: Oh my god, I thought it was something like that.
- 2:01:37Speaker 3: I usually don't put do on that ship for show.
- 2:01:39Speaker 3: You might as well go. You might as well stay
- 2:01:40Speaker 3: with her and keep doing whatever it is you're doing.
- 2:01:42Speaker 3: If you're going, you know, you need to.
- 2:01:45Speaker 2: Go to jail. He's he's abusing the mentally incapacitated.
- 2:01:49Speaker 3: She ain't mentally incapacitated. Bro, No, she not.
- 2:01:52Speaker 2: She is something.
- 2:01:53Speaker 3: She is a sound minded body.
- 2:01:55Speaker 2: No she's not.
- 2:01:56Speaker 3: She's committing to this ship.
- 2:01:57Speaker 2: No, she's not shaped.
- 2:02:00Speaker 5: She looked glue off her hand, Aaron. She had to
- 2:02:04Speaker 5: hold hands and walk to the cafeteria.
- 2:02:06Speaker 2: Aaron.
- 2:02:08Speaker 5: Her school bus was half the size of the regular
- 2:02:10Speaker 5: school bus.
- 2:02:11Speaker 2: Is Aaron.
- 2:02:13Speaker 1: I'm telling you like you better, y'all. Listen, you're looking
- 2:02:18Speaker 1: to gift for us in the mouth right now.
- 2:02:20Speaker 2: But she's traded investment company.
- 2:02:23Speaker 3: Aaron.
- 2:02:24Speaker 5: Is that it?
- 2:02:27Speaker 3: Please say that ship Please she thinks traded Joels.
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- 2:03:27Speaker 2: love y'all, misterday and we will see y'all. Happy thirtieth
- 2:03:30Speaker 2: birthday to my baby Brian. And talking about bananas early. Yeah,
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- 2:03:47Speaker 2: twenty six, but that's like six months now. We're birthday
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- 2:03:50Speaker 5: When we come back next week, we got another damn sagittarius.
- 2:03:55Speaker 5: Oh and happy birthday to my god baby Autumn, her
- 2:03:59Speaker 5: birthday to you. Yes, she's another danceing this comes.
- 2:04:02Speaker 2: Out on hold on the second, the third, I'm gonna check,
- 2:04:06Speaker 2: I don't remember the.
- 2:04:07Speaker 3: Third, Happy birthday, trying.
- 2:04:09Speaker 2: The happy heavenly birthday, first heavenly birthday to my sister
- 2:04:12Speaker 2: Charlie who passed back in September. Love your daily, yes, yes, yes, yeah,
- 2:04:17Speaker 2: good Lord. But with that being said, we thank y'all.
- 2:04:23Speaker 3: We love y'all.
- 2:04:25Speaker 2: Thank y'all for listening and watching and engaging with these
- 2:04:28Speaker 2: asked questions, because I clearly have not been this episode
- 2:04:31Speaker 2: because I'm just over it, like someone walker.
- 2:04:34Speaker 3: I'm over.
- 2:04:36Speaker 2: Next week. We've reached the end of season three, y'all.
- 2:04:41Speaker 2: Next week's episode will be Rappers Delight twenty twenty five
- 2:04:45Speaker 2: to do. We hope y'all riding.
- 2:04:47Speaker 3: We so hope you too.
- 2:04:49Speaker 2: But until have you ever been no for friends house
- 2:04:52Speaker 2: and the food just sain't.
- 2:04:53Speaker 3: No good Christmas and house Nah No, that was right,
- 2:04:56Speaker 3: It was delight.
- 2:04:58Speaker 2: Oh shit, we'll see next week. Bye y'all, Bye.
- 2:05:03Speaker 3: Holiday teddies. Yeah yeah