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Freezing Sperm & Losing Friends (Southern Charm Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge. Hi, guys,
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of to Teas and a Pod
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  Speaker 1: with myself.
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  Speaker 2: Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: You know, somebody sent me a message the other day saying,
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  Speaker 3: who announces you at the beginning of the show, even
• 0:25
  Speaker 3: though we announce ourselves, which we don't really have to.
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  Speaker 3: We've gone over this a million times.
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  Speaker 1: Teddy be Ellen.
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  Speaker 3: Also, it's Ellen k She's the one that announces us.
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  Speaker 1: But we like to do it again.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I like, I think she's a bigger name
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  Speaker 3: than us.
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  Speaker 4: I think we should just.
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  Speaker 1: Leave it at that. So we just start every podcast like, hey, hi.
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  Speaker 2: We can do a little bit better than that.
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  Speaker 3: But okay, hey guys, welcome to another episode of two
• 0:55
  Speaker 3: Teas in a Pod.
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  Speaker 1: We're here to talk some shit and hope to make
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  Speaker 1: you laugh or hate us, yes, and possibly get some headlines.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of headlines, it's a pretty big day for us.
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  Speaker 3: It is a big day. Woke up to good news.
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  Speaker 3: It's snowing and Big Bear.
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  Speaker 1: Tarama was not gonna tell us about her cough.
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  Speaker 3: No, the cough is gone, I hope, But yeah, while
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  Speaker 3: you say it.
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  Speaker 1: We were nominated for an iHeartRadio Podcast Award. Hollywood Reporter
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  Speaker 1: announced it today and I just want you guys to
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  Speaker 1: know because I didn't realize this at first. I thought, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: everybody that's nominated is an iHeartRadio podcast, so like it's
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  Speaker 1: not as hard to do. No, No, it's everybody. Oh
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  Speaker 1: it's everybod podcaster. So it's fretty.
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  Speaker 3: So guys, we need you to vote for us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, vote for us, no shame in our game. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: for us, because we don't just like being nominated. We
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  Speaker 1: want to win.
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  Speaker 3: Awards show and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Like, yes, it's an awest on March tenth.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, can we go?
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  Speaker 1: And we have to look at our calendars. I'm sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I want to go to Austin.
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  Speaker 4: I want to go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I was just in Austin. No, I
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  Speaker 3: was in Houston, but I've been to Austin.
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  Speaker 2: You're like Texas.
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  Speaker 3: Well, in a minute, we're gonna be talking about Austin,
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  Speaker 3: so well, yes we will.
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  Speaker 2: But that is exciting.
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  Speaker 1: It is very exciting. We're gonna get into Southern Charm.
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  Speaker 1: We're recapping two episodes because we were off during the holidays,
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  Speaker 1: so We're going to be recapping season ten, episode four
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  Speaker 1: and five before we get into this. For those of
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: you guys who thought I was being mean to Shepherd Rose,
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  Speaker 1: I have known him since I was like seven years old.
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  Speaker 1: That has always been our banter comments.
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  Speaker 3: How come SHEP wouldn't let you talk? How come you
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  Speaker 3: didn't say anything? And I'm like, I two old friends talking,
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  Speaker 3: I was in visits.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, guys. I tried. I tried my best.
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  Speaker 3: It was like you had mentioned, much like when Ramona
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  Speaker 3: was on our podcast. Yeah, she didn't even know your name.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't even know my name.
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  Speaker 3: She I mean, I've been on Watch What Happens Live
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  Speaker 3: with Shep. I presented at the Bravo Awards with Austin
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  Speaker 3: and Craig like I've they've seen me. I've talked to
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  Speaker 3: them and he's like, oh, how long have you been
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  Speaker 3: on Bravo. I'm like, oh, like a total of like
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  Speaker 3: sixteen seven, you know, And he's like what. I'm like, yes, dude,
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  Speaker 3: I'm a bigger deal than you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, are we fine? Now you're now talking
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  Speaker 1: about being mean to Shep? Those are I love Shep.
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  Speaker 1: We've always given each other a hard time and if
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  Speaker 1: you guys thought that I went too hard on him,
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  Speaker 1: my apologies. But that's how we've always talked to one another.
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  Speaker 1: And who cares. But shep had a good couple episodes,
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  Speaker 1: I do got to say, yeah, comparatively speaking, Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So episode four starts out with everyone's of course asleep,
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  Speaker 1: but Sally, she's up at four thirty am.
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  Speaker 2: Sally, I had no idea.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I knew that she, like most of these
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  Speaker 3: people on these shows, don't work, let's be honest. So
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  Speaker 3: it's kind of like, oh my god, Sally has a
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  Speaker 3: job and she makes four hundred thousand dollars a year
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  Speaker 3: doing it well.
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  Speaker 1: She takes us through her morning routine before heading to
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  Speaker 1: the hospital at six forty five am. Like Sally's out
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  Speaker 1: here controlling robots for four hundred thousand dollars a year
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  Speaker 1: at six forty five am, while the rest of them
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  Speaker 1: can barely control their lives or like get over their hangover.
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  Speaker 2: They're stin like they're in high school.
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  Speaker 1: Like get it, Sally.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Sally, So much respect for Sally to
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  Speaker 3: I think to have any nine to five job, or
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  Speaker 3: you know, a doctor, any kind of job that's not
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  Speaker 3: at home, like most jobs.
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  Speaker 1: Are now other than influencing, other other than influencing.
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  Speaker 3: It's very hard to film a reality show when you
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  Speaker 3: have a job like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this girl must be exhausted, but she's coming in
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  Speaker 1: and she's dropping some nuggets. She's moving storyline. She's not
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  Speaker 1: only does she move that robot, she's moving storyline right
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  Speaker 1: along for us. So thanks Sam, I.
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  Speaker 2: Want to see her move the robot.
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  Speaker 1: Also, I want to say, I need a little heads
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  Speaker 1: up when somebody's going to do a full hair color
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  Speaker 1: change and look like a different human being mid confessionals, Like.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't notice that?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't notice she was a brunette for half of.
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  Speaker 2: The I didn't notice that.
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  Speaker 1: No, what, Like, who is this person? All of a
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  Speaker 1: sudden she goes from like being blonde and looking this way,
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  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, like two minutes later,
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  Speaker 1: we get to a new confessional and she's a full
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  Speaker 1: blown brunette, and I'm like, well, happen?
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  Speaker 2: Who what?
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  Speaker 1: She looked completely like Danielle from Jersey looked prety similar
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  Speaker 1: as a brunette to blonde. I mean I think she
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  Speaker 1: looks I mean better brunette Danielle does. But Sally was
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  Speaker 1: a completely different human with different color hair.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I might be going a little brunette, oh, a
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  Speaker 3: little low lights. No, well, no, I'm having my I
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  Speaker 3: was supposed to do it yesterday, but my girl canceled
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  Speaker 3: on me.
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  Speaker 4: She had emergency.
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  Speaker 3: I was so looking, know, when you're so looking forward
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  Speaker 3: to something, I'm like, I've been so down and down.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, this is gonna be so fun.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gona changed my hair color. And then she canceled
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  Speaker 3: on me. But I understand it. But so no, I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to do dark, darker extensions. I've been letting my
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  Speaker 3: roots grow out, so I have like three inches of
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  Speaker 3: my natural color.
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  Speaker 1: Is this going to be one of those things like
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  Speaker 1: when we say we're going to have short hair and
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  Speaker 1: then we have it for like, I don't know, I've never.
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  Speaker 2: Done this before.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, I've never done that. I might do it and
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  Speaker 3: absolutely hate it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure to look good. But then we get
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: over to Taylor's house, Rodrigo comes to pay her a visit.
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  Speaker 1: She calls the place her beach bungalow because it's covered
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  Speaker 1: in beachy decor.
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  Speaker 2: Oh boy, is it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, Rodrigo hates it, and now who loves it home
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  Speaker 1: Goods because I think you could get all of you
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  Speaker 1: go over to like the beachy section.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah maybe, I mean I totally get the coastal look.
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  Speaker 3: I would have a different vision of it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little mush.
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  Speaker 3: It was a little much beachy decor and condo. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's a look, that's for sure. Here's the upside.
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  Speaker 2: She bought it.
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  Speaker 3: It's her house, her condo. She's young, very impressive. But
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  Speaker 3: I do agree with Rod.
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  Speaker 4: I would hang myself from one of those ropes as well.
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  Speaker 2: I had to spend too much time in there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, apparently Gaston asked Taylor to move in with him,
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  Speaker 1: but she wants to be engaged before she makes that leap.
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  Speaker 2: Blamer, do you blamer?
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  Speaker 1: No, especially after we find out what's coming.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they haven't even been ditting that long, how they uh?
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  Speaker 1: No? And especially Shep called Taylor earlier that day asking
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  Speaker 1: to take her out for her birthday and then she's like, well,
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: how does Sianna feel about that? And he's like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't really run it by Sianna Like, no, shit,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't? Shev you know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Shep Shep is that guy ever gonna grow up?
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  Speaker 1: No? But you know, at least like, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: he's like I don't know. Now I'm gonna be biased,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't think he's like doing things maliciously. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's just this is who.
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  Speaker 3: He's just not growing up?
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  Speaker 1: No, he like, is it Peter Pan? Who is it?
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  Speaker 1: He never grows up?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Peter Pan.
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  Speaker 1: Then Rodrigo says, Sally and Shep were talking shit about
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  Speaker 1: Gaston at the dog party. Taylor's upset because no one
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  Speaker 1: actually knows Gaston. But that's because he never comes around
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  Speaker 1: their friend group. But also, no, who does no Gaston? Sally,
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  Speaker 1: I don't get that part.
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  Speaker 2: Sally knows him?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think she should have told Sienna if he
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  Speaker 1: wanted to take Taylor out?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, it probably would be a good idea,
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  Speaker 3: but at this point, who cares?
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  Speaker 2: She dumped you.
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  Speaker 1: At this point she'd be done and gone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Then Shep, Austin, and Craig are at a coffee shop together,
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: the three Stooges. We get a flashback to thirty minutes prior,
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: where they're all at the gym together working on their
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  Speaker 1: summer bods.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't with these guys.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: I can't then Shep would like to have children with Sienna.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently she talks about it a lot with him. We
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  Speaker 1: haven't heard this part of any conversations.
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  Speaker 3: We've never heard her say this. No, we haven't, only Shep.
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  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Austin's not sure he wants kids.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure he shouldn't have any kids.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. But then Craig and Paige have made
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  Speaker 1: the decision to freeze his sperm.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, wait a.
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  Speaker 1: Minute, Like Craig made the decision.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, wait a minute, because when Craig
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  Speaker 3: told Page, Paige was like, what. First of all, why
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  Speaker 3: guys connect, He's thirty six years old, He's got to
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  Speaker 3: freeze his sperm. Why maybe his kids until they're eighty.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a way to apply
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: not pressure, but like apply his need to want to
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: have kids to pay.
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  Speaker 2: If that's what you.
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  Speaker 3: Have to prove, then you're not in the right relationship.
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  Speaker 3: And now he's stuck with a bunch of sperm sickles.
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  Speaker 3: I think he should just sell them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, have a.
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  Speaker 2: Stoop, sell and sell his sperm.
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  Speaker 1: Stills ask Jenna Alliance to post it on her Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: But wait, do you know why, Guys, I don't understand this.
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  Speaker 3: Why would a guy at thirty six year olds do that? Well,
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  Speaker 3: I think you're afraid it's gonna worn out, like wear out,
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  Speaker 3: or it's gonna yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, whether you're.
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  Speaker 1: A guy or a girl, the longer you wait to.
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  Speaker 3: Oh bullshit, a guy can have. Hugh Hefner had kids
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  Speaker 3: until how old.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows he may have had a sperm tested at
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: some point and maybe has a low sperm count. We're
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: just assuming.
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  Speaker 3: Either were information on this because I don't understand it.
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  Speaker 1: But we see the room where Craig had to do
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  Speaker 1: the deed. There was inspirational signs like go harder go.
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  Speaker 1: The couch was covered in a bed sheet and the
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  Speaker 1: blood Craig I wasn't covered in plastic. Oh my gosh. Well,
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  Speaker 1: Craig is going to be a father someday, but Paige
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  Speaker 1: wants to wait three to four years and he's not
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  Speaker 1: arguing with her on that. Okay, Then Shep and Austin
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: they were they were using their big brains a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: and they they were skeptical. They said, Craig has wanted
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: to settle down and start a family for years and
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: they think Paige is solely running the ship here. You
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  Speaker 1: should if you didn't, if we didn't read and see
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: everywhere that Craig and Page broke up, would you have
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  Speaker 1: seen it coming by watching this scene?
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  Speaker 2: It definitely felt like.
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  Speaker 3: She was at a different level than him. She kind
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: of talked down to him a little bit condescending, more
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  Speaker 3: like talking to a child.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I love their banter, but I feel
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: like there was a moment like where she may have
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: turned her back and like sewn up her vagina. After
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: seeing that, he went roses firm, like like nop, nope, nope, nope, nope.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know it.
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  Speaker 2: You definitely saw a disconnect. And I think that she's
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: just like I think, and I think I think she does.
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  Speaker 3: But I think he's trying to do better because that's
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  Speaker 3: what he thinks.
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  Speaker 1: She expects.
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  Speaker 3: She she probably wants a guy that's very sophisticated, that's
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: very settled and set in his way, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean, somebody that's established, and I think that Craig
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  Speaker 3: is becoming that person. But when you have to make
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  Speaker 3: somebody that person, it doesn't always work out.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't even know if she's making him be
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  Speaker 1: that person. I think she's she wanted him to get
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: a shit together, but I don't think she cares if
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: he wants to like go and hang out with his friends,
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: like she doesn't because she's not.
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  Speaker 3: There half the time, so he can go hang out
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  Speaker 3: with his friends. But what I'm saying is is that
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  Speaker 3: he feels like I don't know if it's less than
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: or he's not up to her standards, but I feel
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: like he's doing all this and now I'm starting to
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: understand why the other guys are having issues with him.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: When you turn your back on your bros and for
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: a girl, and then all of a sudden, you know
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  Speaker 3: you're a totally different person. They're like, who are you?
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  Speaker 4: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, he is getting older and people do change,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe he doesn't want to go. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want it at the beginning, but now it's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like she wants this sophisticated guy and he's just
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  Speaker 1: not that guy. I mean, I don't know when I
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: think sophisticated guy, I'm not like, oh, do you have
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: a wrapping table?
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  Speaker 3: And I see her with an older guy. I see
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: her with an older guy that's more settled, more sophisticated,
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: and maybe a surgeon or something like that.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I see her. I don't see her
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: living in Charleston, No, no, And I don't see Craig
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: in New York, to be perfectly honest, but I do.
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  Speaker 2: I see Craig in New York.
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  Speaker 3: I think he's one of those guys that will do
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: whatever he can do to make her happy. And that
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: to me, that always like those type of guys I get.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not interested in.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Well, the rumor going around is that she I mean,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: granted this is supposedly not you know, this is rumored.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows, but does that down? Marcello Hernandez he's a
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: comedian and she she's the if that's the same guy
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: from SNL.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: But I think that she shot that down. She's like,
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: that is absolutely not true. But you know what happens
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: as soon as you're out and about and there's a
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: picture being taken.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Who knows.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: I might be wrong, but yeah, who knows.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: According to Instagram, Kate Beckencell was making out with Matt
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Rife at the Golden Globes after parties that we didn't
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: get invited to.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, shocker, on that one.
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  Speaker 1: Damn it.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: I was you know, this whole scene with Craig.
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  Speaker 3: I was really disappointed because I feel like the producers
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: didn't go all out. They could have snuck that mic
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: back into that room when he was jacking off.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Oh you wanted to hear I wanted to hear it.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see porn.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: I wanted to hear the audio.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we didn't we hear the audio on Potomac.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know that. I need to hear the audio again.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: There was one in Potomac. I can't remember.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, remember, Like, I can't remember if it was.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Candice's husband, Yeah, or Wendy.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Somebody was going in and they like showed them. Yeah,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: it was a lot. Any who. Then they're back at
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Patricia's house. She and Whitney are discussing his never ending
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: list of responsibilities now.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: To the boy that still is at home.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean there's so many responsibilities now that his
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: mom transferred the fifteen million dollar home.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to avoid that inheritance tax. If you guys not watch.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Yellowstone, Oh I haven't, but.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: I think I heard there's a better way of doing that,
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: just putting it in your kid's name. I can't remember
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: what it was. Then Levet and Whitney and his sunglasses.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: I wanted to say, you don't deserve to have be
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: have this house put in your name. You can't even
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: sit inside without your sunglasses on. Take the damn sunglasses off.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: He's like Tom Cruise and.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: What was that?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I can't I don't like when people wear sunglasses inside
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: those dark dark ray bands panned to us at lunch
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: four days ago. We wore sunglasses inside.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Well that's what our eyes.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, make up to eyes. Then Levin j T
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: are lunch together. JT insists he never called miss Patricia
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: a bitch. He knows this all has to be coming
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: from Craig. Love is aware that Craig likes to exaggerate
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: the truth too, and we get a flashback to when
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: he kicked her out of his party. He didn't call
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: her a bitch. Was he being annoyed? But he didn't callarbage.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: He should just let this go.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: At this point, then Craig Facetime's page to help him
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: decide what to do with the podcasting room in his house.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: He wants to be able to podcast but also do crafting.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I'd be so in touch with this Martha Stewart side.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: It's so cute.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, but I can't. But you know what, that
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: could be hard for some women to in Brice.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Well, it's I mean, it's kind of Martha Stewart meets
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: like Joe Rogan vibe.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: I don't see any Joe Rogan in him.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: With the conspiracy theories and whatnot. Oh but Page thinks
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: it's crazy that he and Austin don't requard their podcast
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: in person, but Craig says it's because Austin is always
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: too hungover.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Well, they said that it's very profitable. If it's profitable,
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: why wouldn't he make an effort?
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, are we sitting together right now?
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: No, but he's saying he can't show up to film.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then Madison and Bratt Are and Hudson are
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: having a family golf day. I just love them.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: She could do no wrong in my eyes at all.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Madison is just lovely like she has she ever been
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: the villain since a million times been the villain?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Villain? Are you relating?
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I just don't see her as in a villain, And
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: even if she was, she's just so pretty and the
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: way she talks with that little southern accent.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I just couldn't even get mad.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: At she keep wearing your rose colored sunglasses tail. Oh,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I just love she is having a good season, and
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I love Brett and Hudson's the cutest and judiest. Then
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Brett reveals that he had a spot on his kidney
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: that will need to be biopsied. He didn't tell Madison
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: about it because it may end up being nothing. And
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: this is an emotional moment and like such a true
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: thing that does happen, Like you don't want to scare
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: your significant other and tell them something until you have news,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: but then it's like you're keeping a secret.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Well, then we're at Patricia's eighty third.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: But her birthday. She does not looked like she's eighty
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: three years old at all.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Austin, Shep and Madison were invited to her birthday party
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: but her birthday dinner, but Craig was not bum boom, Oh.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm with Patricia. Birthdays are for children. I never
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: understood people that like to do, you know, every year
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: for these big, over the top birthday party for themselves.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Even I even have friends that celebrate the entire month.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: If you don't want to have a birthday dinner, then
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: you don't have one, so I.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Don't I mean, I have a birthday dinner. I guess
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: is not like, but I.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Don't want a birthday while you're sitting at a birthday.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: But then they all agree that Craig needs to make
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: more of an effort. Even though Patricia says he's trying
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: to be the next Martha Stewart. Shep reminds everyone that
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Craig is just the figurehead of his business. He doesn't
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: do any of the that's real work.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: So he's got partners obviously. So is he just the
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: face of it or is it looks like he's very
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: hands on. Well, he's making it look like he's very
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: hands on.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean well, shev One says, you know, what's
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the point of success if you have no friends left
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: to share it with. Do you think that Shep's being
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: nasty about business or just brutally honest?
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: But there's a new break there's new breaking news by
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: page six about Craig.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: What should we listen to it?
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: That looks like whatever, my new normal looks like I
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: have to start gratitude. I'll get you through this. The
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: time comes clarity, all of the advice I'm trying to
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: listen to. But yeah, right before the holidays, I was
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: very shocked.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: It was shocked, And it's okay.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: It takes two people to be in a relationship and
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: you can't control our people. You can only control how
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: you react to it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: So I'm going to be kind.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: To Page and me and yourselves and all of that
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: good stuff. And I'll I am still processing everything, which
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: is no more than three year relationship.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: It's sad.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Then they're just gone.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: All day every day.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Now it's gone, be able to talk more on it.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I was going to cry, he's about to cry.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: I just wanted to thank everyone for their kind messages.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: It has been really nice to read them. And it's
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: just life, you know. I have to take my own
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: advice that I that I give when I go around
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: and speak at these home shows that no one's ever
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: better ones are not better off after a breakup.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: But ah, he's heartbroke. He's heartbroken.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: That's sad. Well, now I feel bad going back and
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: talking about what Shep just said, but just well know
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: what SHEP said. You know about Craig's business, but I
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: also don't know what's wrong with being a figurehead for
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: a business? Like you're paying me high sixty seven figures, Well,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: it looks like he's figurehead. I'm here.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, I to me.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: A figurehead is somebody that does nothing with the businessiness
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: has never invested any money.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Is just like hi, on the face of it.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: No, that's in folks person.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: But well there's also people that act like it's their
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: own company and they don't own a percentage. They're just
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: getting paid money.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: To be the face of it. But I don't think
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: that's what.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: And when it comes down to when the business sells,
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: that was ain't gonna get shit because that's not how
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: it's But I don't think that's his situation at all.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: I think that he's probably like fifty fifty owners with
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: somebody else.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we have no idea.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: But there's nothing wrong with that at all.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: But then Austin stops by Craig's house to talk to
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: him and Craig. Craig's blindsided by Austin's concern. He thought
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: their friendship was fine. Craig says his happiness comes from
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: working and making money, which he doesn't see as an issue,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: and then Austin.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Reminded me, I think he said making money and and
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: his girlfriend.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, he may have added that in or but
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I have said that to her.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: He said it to Harry I did, or.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Her tits or something like that. Then Austin reminds him
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: that he bailed on golf so he could guard it
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: and post about it on Instagram.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: At this point, Craig's like, that's work. Austin understands that
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: priorities change, but he misses his friend. Craig ends the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: conversation by telling Austin he can either swim or leave,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: and Austin decides to leave. I think what we're also
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: seeing here is not just you know the fact that
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Craig is trying to develop himself into a different man
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: or growing or whatever it may be. But they're also
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: on a television show that has been surrounded about these
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: guys being messes, and now one of them is growing up.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: He's a big boy.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Now I have a feeling I am a little worried
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: about Craig next season though.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: That's what I was just going to ask you two things,
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Do you think that page will be at the reunion?
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: And the second thing is do you think that we're
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: going to see old Craig revert back to his college
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: day self.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I think we'll see a little. I think either Craig
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: will immediately be into a new relationship like it all bam.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Or he's gonna probably go back to some of his old.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Patterns and maybe they'll get back together.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Sounds like she broke up with him,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: do you think, Yes, you sound for sure devastated. And
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I think she's always I think there's always one person
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: that kind of wears the pants in the relationship, and
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I think it.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Was she for sure wore the pants.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: But I think I'm well, we're rooting for you, Craig,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: we're rooting for you, Craig. Oh my gosh, I was
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: gonna say, I'm sure his dms are flooded.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Oh, I'm sure.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: He is such a nice guy, I would say. I mean,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: they're all nice guys, there's no doubt about that. But
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: I think out of the three of them, I think
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: for me, Craig's up here.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: He's handsome too.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's good looking, he's handsome, he's nice, he's a gentleman.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but we're watching the new Craig. I
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: think the old Craig.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Mary, I have a problem with Shep when he tucks
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: his shirt into his pants and wears the belt.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: That's that's like a very southern thing to I know.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: That's what I see a lot of them.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh no, no, no, just the front.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: We're on to episode five now. Shep goes over to
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Austin's house. Austin recaps his conversation with Craig and says
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: they haven't spoken since then. Shep's known Craig for a
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: long time, so it's a tough realization that they'll never
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: be close again. Shef decides to refer back to Shakespearean
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: plays to prove nothing last forever. Somebody asked us, do
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: you believe that Shep actually reads Shakespeare? SHEF is like
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: an avid reader.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, yeah, I think he does. I
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: really do. And he's smart, yes, he's not.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Like it's not like he went on chat GPT before
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: that conversation and gave it what we would do, which
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I would have to do if you ask me any
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: about any book. But uh no, he I think chev
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: is an avid reader.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. Too.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: He doesn't seem like a big TV watching type guy. No,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: he seems like a.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Very smart guy.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm surprised he doesn't have some big baller business.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Because I think, you know whatever, didn't.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Two people not watch TV?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, look at us.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I don't watch a lot of TV, only because I
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: have to Craig.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Okay. Then Taylor and her mom, Leslie, are at lunch
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: celebrating her thirtieth birthday. Leslie mentions Taylor's brother who passed
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: less than name.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: He was so sad.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I feel so bad for especially for Taylor's mom, because
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: she's trying to be strong and talk about it with
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: her daughter. And you can just tell Taylor's like, no, mom, no,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: we're not talking about this right now.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: It was just so sad.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then she says it's hard to hit this
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: big milestone without her brother. But but Gaston has really
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: helped her with the healing process. I'm I'm starting to
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: worry about Gaston. I am too, And it gets it
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: gets more worries as we have more information. Even in
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: this conversation, the way you know when somebody talks too
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: highly about someone that's never around. Mm hmmmmmm sometimes shit
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: too good to be true.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, what do you think about Taylor?
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Say?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Her mom saying what do you want to do for
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: your birthday? And she says, I want to be left alone?
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Is that because of the passing of her brother or
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: is it the is something going on?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, because I mean she she was
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: going to have a party and then she canceled.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: The canceled it, and then Craig and Paige have a party.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: And she doesn't show.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: That's pretty was she invited?
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know why would she not be invited? Her
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: dick cake was.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Well, we never kind of hear about an invitation for her, see,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: not at all.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: We see Craig.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Saying that the party could be celebrating his newly frozen sperm,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: which she's leaving the page if he dies, Page is like,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: pretty much, I don't want him. Then Page and Craig
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: talk about Austin. She thinks Austin is going around blaming
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: her for Craig's change behavior. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: whole keep my sperm after I'm dead conversation just kill.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: I know, but just talking about craig sperm and now
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: they're separated.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I can't with this.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be hard for the next gal to watch
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: these seasons and then be like, oh yeah, let me
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: have some of that sperm.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: You one of those sperm sickles. It's a hot day today,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Can you pull out one of those sperm sickles for
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: me to suck on?
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Excuse me? I know when sperm.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: When somebody has a bucket of flowers, I just want
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: to throw them in the trash.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: All that cutting and then she loves cutting stuff on
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the table. That's what I didn't get. There was all
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: this cutting, and then later, like I felt like six
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: hours later at the party, we see like there's like
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: stems and shit just left on the countertop.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Well, Eddie has a habit of buying me these long
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: stem dozen roses in Valentine's Day and he gets like
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: seven dozen or something crazy and they come in these
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: big long boxes and.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Guess what I have to do?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Cut them, cut.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Them and get vases.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: And it doesn't it's like four or five vases and
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: cut and I'm just like, oh my life.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Well, the only thing that really matters is does it
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: have baby's breath or not? No?
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean, it's very thoughtful, but I just
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: I'm not a flower girl, are you?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I like like plant like not like our plastics right here, No,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: but like I like arrangements that like come in, like
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: the pretty pre done things that.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Are already made, that are already made.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: That like kind of.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like the succulents. I like things like that.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: But when I just get a box of flowers and
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: I got to put them together, no, I'm like, because
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not good at it, because I just don't care.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Then Madison facetimes her mom and confides in her about
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Brett's recent health problems. This has been the worst year
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: of Madison's life. Her father is also diagnosed with cancer
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: and passed away from it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: It's it is so said that Madison's dad passed away, right,
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: was it right after her wedding? Because he made it
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: to the wedding And now she's dealing with her new
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: husband having cancer.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Well, going through the ups and downs of thinking that
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: it's gone.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: But her mom, her mom, Tara is in her name,
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: she had a really good job of making her feel like, Oh,
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: he's going to be just fine. He's gonna be fine,
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: don't worry. You can't worry with your dad, it was
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: too far gone. Ye with Yeah, with Brett, You're gonna
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: be fine.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Then Rodrigo and Tyler at their home folding laundry. Rodrigo
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: gets a call from Austin because he saw that Taylor's
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: party got canceled, and then Rodrigo tells him that Craig
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: is having a party now instead, which Austin was not
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: invited to. Austin calls Craig a petty little bitch because
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: he couldn't take constructive criticisms. I mean, there are all
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: petty little bitches. Isn't that why the yes?
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: However, unlike Housewives, is it mostly the guys that argue
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: on Southern Charm? I mean, I'm kind of new to
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: the show. I've only watched a couple of seasons now,
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: but is it usually the.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Guys that are always arguing like little bitches?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Normally it's there's you know, cheating going on, but within
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: the group, so then girls are fighting, guys are fighting.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: We got to remember last year that was all the
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Olivia and Taylors of No Am. But this year, I mean,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: that's why they had to bring in some fresh blood,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: why we had to get Sally and.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Somebody that their vagina hasn't been touched by one of them.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: What's the other chick's name, Oh, Sally and Mollie.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I did learn something new on this episode that the
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: fragrance at Abercambie and Fitch is called Firius, which it
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: really should be called Fierrius. The smell when you walk
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: into that store.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I know, it's like pumping. It's like Disneyland. It's like
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: pumping this smell.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like pumping headache and nausea for me, like
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: even just although they have kind of toned it down,
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know if they're still doing that anymore. They
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: take the shutters off the outside of their windows and
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: our mall so you can actually see in and it
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: doesn't smell like a cheap hohr anymore.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well, I don't know how to break
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: the news to Cruise. But he puts on way too
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: much cologne, and like you walk by him and you're like, whoa,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: it is little. I'm like, oh gosh, I'm like, maybe
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: we use a little bit less.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Why is he using itny?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: You know? He who knows? Last night he was like
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: hair on my net? Mom, do you think we should
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: like Trimmer read there. I was like, oh my gosh,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: he's a little ready. Yeah. Sure, And then Craig and
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Page are getting the backyard ready for the party. Molly
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: shows up with a dick shaped cake that was intended
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: for Taylor.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: It was pretty cute too, said something like turning thirty
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: doesn't suck at the tip of the penis.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Page is annoyed because she was trying to throw a
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: classy party and Molly and Craig used to sext. I
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: didn't really think Page was annoyed. I think she was
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: just like giving effort.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: But how would you fill with someone your man used
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: to sext brought a dick shaped cake to your party.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: I think it was more of like, oh, that's your
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: girl that used to see I mean nasty text messages too,
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: and now she shows up with the dick shape cake.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I a cake. It was a cookie.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Let's be honest.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: It was a cookie cake, and it was meant for Taylor.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: And she'd already got the you know, she already bought it.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, who knows how much that was.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: But you don't want to put that thing to waste,
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: to like, you don't want to waste those are beat
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: it up.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: I know I can.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: The sick Fields.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Cookie cakes are on point, so you know what, I
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: would to try that either. I wonder do we think
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: that Molly and Craig are going to have like a
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: re session? Yeah?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Maybe I think Craig's going to be broken for quite
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: a while.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we'll see the rain. So then it starts
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: pouring rain, and we find out Taylor canceled her birthday
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: party because.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: She I have a question, is it normally? Is that
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: like typical weather there, because they're all in like no jackets, nothing,
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: It's like it's cold out, and so it just starts
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: pouring it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Like hot raining, and then it's like muggy then yeah,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: and then like the little sums come and one are
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: those they're like bugs? Yeah, they're like little they're called
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: no sums because you cannot see them like you see them.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: They're like little.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Nat type things.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: They bite you.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, mosquitos, Yeah, kind of like mosquitoes. But uh then uh,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: we find out Taylor canceled because she was too emotional
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: after her lunch with her mom. Then the rain stops.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Well, then we find out Ania's boyfriend it's going to Broadway.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I well, it was.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Not boyfriend anymore, but now they're over bay by Vanita
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Manny's done gone, and then Molly admits she only had
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: sex twice in the past two years. Then Sally Sally's
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: been Sally's been busy.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Sally says Taylor.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Tried spreading a rumor that she was a hooker. Meanwhile,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: we already saw the last episode high.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: End hooker ones that screw politicians.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: My gosh. But we find out that Taylor and Sally's
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: relationship with Gaston overlapped. Gaston and Sally were even saying
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I love you to each other. Damn.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Then and I love page. Is that like Alexis and Janny.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Paige and Madison's face during this like they were like
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: and then they find out Also we have to remember
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Sally's had sex with Shep and Sally Taylor has also
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: had sex with Sally's note.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Sounds like they're sharing all the same STDs.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: So Gaston cheated on Sally with Taylor, and Gaston cheated
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: on Sally with Taylor, and Taylor slipped with Sally's new boyfriend.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we don't know the timeline of all
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: of this. But then Madison like can't even help herself.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: She's like, Gaston's not even you.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, and then there was some comments about his ears,
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: which I never noticed before, and she said he could
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: probably hear you from here.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: But then she's like, what do you mean?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Is he here?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Is he here?
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: She's like, no, he's got big ears.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Then they showed a picture nice editing there.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: She is, He's cute, he's a good looking guy.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: She's kind of just saying that nothing has really changed,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: because Gaston called Sally the other day and pretty much
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: said keep my name out of your mouth. Yeah, in
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: other words, like don't talk about me, but don't worry.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: She took the opportunity to show pictures of them making out.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: I know his ears.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: She had him right there ready to show too, and
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: she was prepared for this scene.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I she's probably pissed. Yeah, and then Madison
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: tells Rodrigo everything that Sally told them. Madison's like, I'm
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: not listen. I'm coming here to work and I'm moving
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: this story right along. She tells her to to go,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: and now he's worried that Taylor could get hurt the
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: same way she did with shapp.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: She's a big girl, she'll figure it out.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Gaston telling somebody to keep his name out of her
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: mouth as rich seeing as he couldn't keep himself out
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: of her.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't we don't know enough about him yet.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: I feel like there's a lot of conversations about a
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: guy that we just met.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I need more.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, there was a reason we didn't see John
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: much this season on Orange County.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Well because he didn't want to film, but.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, because he'd done something wrong.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's that.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: I think it was she was already.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Didn't want people to put their names in his mouth.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: Ye.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Maybe, I don't know, but.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: I wonder if we're going to see more of him.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Then Madison goes into the house with
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Craig and Paige. Mada asked about a future engagement and
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Craig says they Craig or Craig says they basically already are,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: and they all make fun of Austin and the talk
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: he tried to give with Craig, and then Peig jokes
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: that she has to watch her back because Austin wants
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: her spot as Craig's girlfriend. Then Craig says even recorded
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: their podcast alone last night. All their podcast is about.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Do you think that Craig is kicking himself in the
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: ass now that he's single and he's kind of turned
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: his back on his boys.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: No, I think they'll all end up forgiving him.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm hoping that they're rallying around him right now.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: I would imagine they would be. I mean, Shep and
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Austin seemed like the guys that wouldn't just kick him
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: when he's down.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I think they'll be thick as thieves, single and going
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: for it next season. But then Shep and Craig are
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: at lunch together. Craig has decided he wants to take
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: a step back from Austin is rethinking their podcast together.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: While Craig treats it like a job, Austin treats it
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: like a party, Like can't it be somewhere in the middle.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: So their podcast is called Pillows and Beer with Craig
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: and Austin.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: It's only or it's treated like a party.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on the network Believe Life and Leisure. Do
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: we think we get they get paid a lot?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I hope so I hope for everybody
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: does well. Then Craig gets a text from JT. It says,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: would love to meet up with you, buddy. Seems to
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: be a lot of miscommunication going on here. Hit me
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: back if you're interested. Craig knows Austin would be really
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: mad if he got coffee with JT. But he doesn't care.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: No, because Shep gave Craig Craig some rubber shoes, isn't
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: he sweetie?
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Shep gave Craig some rubber shoes? Like, here you go,
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: I brought you some rubber shoes.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: You can just wash them off.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just rinse those off.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: So the boys are way different.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know they really. Somebody probably sent those to
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Shep And then he was like, oh, it was a
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: sponsored post.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: But did he say that he wants him to buy
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: him out of the podcast?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: It's coming up.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's coming up that he wants he wants him
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: to buy him.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: I didn't know. Can you can I buy you out
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: of this podcast? Does it work like that?
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: It's going to be very expensive?
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Then going to see if we win this award first.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Then uh, Sally tells Taylor that Gaston was great in
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: bed that's also coming up in next week.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Oo, them are fun words. Hmmm, how good.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Well, when Gaston said keep my name out of your mouth,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know that he meant that line like I
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: feel like that line he'd be fine to spread around.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. I think any guy would
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: love for that to be spread around.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: But we're loving southern charm, so yeah, it is really
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: good Bye guys, Bye,