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- 0:00Speaker 1: Coming up on today's episode of The Wild Wild Web,
- 0:04Speaker 1: we just learned that oysters get well.
- 0:06Speaker 2: I'll tell you a second.
- 0:08Speaker 3: Welcome to the unchanged realm of the world's wide web,
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- 0:28Speaker 4: This is the wild wild Web.
- 0:32Speaker 2: You're welcome along to the wild wild Web.
- 0:33Speaker 5: And this is a wild wild story that we're about
- 0:36Speaker 5: to tell you about well being.
- 0:38Speaker 1: Just as we saw tuned on the microphace to record
- 0:40Speaker 1: this episode of the podcast.
- 0:42Speaker 4: A bombshell, a real bombshell inside an oyster shell.
- 0:45Speaker 5: Yeah, so oysters get herpies?
- 0:48Speaker 2: Can you who would have known?
- 0:50Speaker 6: Make shit saws on there shell?
- 0:53Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 0:53Speaker 5: So, And this virus is you know, quite quite bad
- 0:56Speaker 5: for the oyster industry. Yeah, it's wiping out seventy percent
- 1:01Speaker 5: of the stock of oysters in New Zealand, which makes
- 1:03Speaker 5: a lot of money for those.
- 1:05Speaker 1: That to be honest oysters not entirely the most attractive
- 1:08Speaker 1: of all seafoods, and then to have this tarnished on them.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Yeah. So, now as keevy.
- 1:13Speaker 5: Scientists have been working on a vaccine they thought was
- 1:15Speaker 5: impossible for selfish shellfish, and.
- 1:18Speaker 2: They've made a breakthrough. It was now, it was on
- 1:20Speaker 2: the news.
- 1:20Speaker 7: Now.
- 1:21Speaker 5: I want to see if they you I haven't listened
- 1:23Speaker 5: to this audio. This is on three news the other night.
- 1:24Speaker 5: I want to see if they use the word herbes
- 1:26Speaker 5: or not. Okay, I'm just off my computer, so I
- 1:28Speaker 5: don't know. I haven't listened to this.
- 1:30Speaker 2: We'll see if they do sure to protect the oysters
- 1:34Speaker 2: against a deadly disease that has crippled our multimillion dollar industry.
- 1:38Speaker 5: Pacific oyster farmers have been struggling to stay a floats
- 1:41Speaker 5: since the herpes virus killing They.
- 1:44Speaker 2: They did.
- 1:46Speaker 5: Laughter, Sam Hayes looking to have nodded, but nothing that Moura.
- 1:50Speaker 5: That's Michael Moa Mora, the explorer.
- 1:52Speaker 2: Yeah, and he knowed it. He was like, it's coming
- 1:55Speaker 2: up her bees. But no, I would have been up.
- 1:57Speaker 7: I don't know if you've heard me do the news
- 1:59Speaker 7: of the morning, but they would got past me without
- 2:00Speaker 7: a giggle.
- 2:01Speaker 1: Goodness, that was fun.
- 2:03Speaker 2: It's a funny.
- 2:03Speaker 5: It's not a funny thing to have and we shouldn't
- 2:05Speaker 5: laugh at it. But it's a funny, funny word to
- 2:07Speaker 5: say for some.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Reason, so they would imagine that other sea life kept catchers.
- 2:11Speaker 7: Apparently fashion stuff can get it, because I was looking
- 2:14Speaker 7: into with the because if they get it, they die, right,
- 2:17Speaker 7: they they can die from the herpes virus the oysters,
- 2:21Speaker 7: but you can still.
- 2:22Speaker 4: Eat them and we and we're fine.
- 2:24Speaker 6: And we're fine, right, we don't catch oyster herpees.
- 2:27Speaker 5: Yeah that if you got it, and then from the oysters,
- 2:30Speaker 5: your wife's like, yeah, right, oysters and a dozen.
- 2:36Speaker 6: I got the gonorrhea from.
- 2:37Speaker 2: The shellfish exue. Maybe that's what you could use. You know,
- 2:41Speaker 2: there is your little get out of jail.
- 2:42Speaker 5: You only heard it here on the what it was
- 2:44Speaker 5: that's the Wild Wild Web podcast as well.
- 2:46Speaker 6: Got pregnant from the oyster.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Yeah, you love oysters, enjoy oysters. Yeah, they're good. How
- 2:53Speaker 2: just like just with like lemon or something, it's good.
- 2:56Speaker 5: Yeah, just raw oysters is great andes them. No, just
- 3:01Speaker 5: kind of just like the point looking back, Oh, you
- 3:03Speaker 5: mean you're kind of there.
- 3:04Speaker 2: It's nice. You still get the flavor and it's nice
- 3:06Speaker 2: and I enjoy it.
- 3:07Speaker 6: Yeah, what is the flavor salty?
- 3:09Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, it's I guess it's one of
- 3:12Speaker 5: those things to you you do, No, you don't have
- 3:13Speaker 5: it that often, so you do. Oh, this is a
- 3:16Speaker 5: flash thing you know to have, and I enjoy that
- 3:18Speaker 5: as often. You're like you'd have it with on a
- 3:20Speaker 5: special occasion. You may have some bubbles or something like that,
- 3:22Speaker 5: and you go, oh, this is nice and moisture and champagne.
- 3:26Speaker 6: Fancy.
- 3:26Speaker 2: It's just trying to be fancy. Yeah, but I don't.
- 3:28Speaker 2: I don't like it. I enjoyed the taste. I enjoy it.
- 3:31Speaker 2: I can see why people don't like it.
- 3:33Speaker 1: I can do muscles, tell you what. I love those
- 3:35Speaker 1: bloody whisp pec muscles. You know you get them in
- 3:37Speaker 1: the plastic container. Yeah, it's I think it's a fun
- 3:41Speaker 1: reason fundraiser for the helicopter.
- 3:44Speaker 2: The plast six sort of things that you get the
- 3:46Speaker 2: supermarket and stuff like that.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Very and the marin, the sauce that the marinated or
- 3:50Speaker 1: the brine. Oh it is you could drink that?
- 3:53Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 3:54Speaker 4: Have you tried that? Do you like?
- 3:56Speaker 6: I'm not. I'm not a huge fan of anything under
- 3:58Speaker 6: the sea, to be honest.
- 3:59Speaker 4: Not even snapper blue cord. Yeah.
- 4:03Speaker 7: I might eat it at the fish and chip shop maybe,
- 4:06Speaker 7: But I wouldn't like go out of my way to cook.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Fish, So you wouldn't in a restaurant situation if you're
- 4:11Speaker 1: going out to the lone style saying you're not gonna
- 4:13Speaker 1: have fish and chips. Not really, okay, just see anything
- 4:16Speaker 1: above land.
- 4:17Speaker 6: Yeah above devastating from my dad. He likes all that
- 4:20Speaker 6: kind of stuff.
- 4:21Speaker 2: I really enjoy set. It feels a lot healthier than
- 4:23Speaker 2: a lot of the other stuff.
- 4:25Speaker 7: But I wish, I so wish because you go to
- 4:27Speaker 7: like those buffets and all the seafood looks amazing. Yeah,
- 4:31Speaker 7: you feel fancy when people are eating like prawns or
- 4:34Speaker 7: like crayfish.
- 4:35Speaker 6: But I just I'm not onto it.
- 4:36Speaker 4: Tell you what we are.
- 4:37Speaker 6: We are?
- 4:38Speaker 2: That's good, is it?
- 4:40Speaker 1: We have a work conference dinner and I've been in preparation.
- 4:45Speaker 1: It's a buffet. It's an all you can eat buffet,
- 4:47Speaker 1: and you need to clear some stomach space this buffet.
- 4:52Speaker 6: Yeah, that shellfish at that restaurant. It's eight and at
- 4:56Speaker 6: the quarters that we're talking about. You don't eat during
- 4:59Speaker 6: the day.
- 5:00Speaker 1: I never witnessed you eat at night.
- 5:04Speaker 4: Sometimes we go.
- 5:06Speaker 5: Double dinners at night, and stuff I see kind of
- 5:07Speaker 5: cancels out not eating right.
- 5:10Speaker 2: It was like, just have a lunch and.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Then you have a normal dinner Johnny Cash.
- 5:19Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, oh my god. Okay, I'm going to start
- 5:22Speaker 6: worry about it.
- 5:23Speaker 1: Yeah, no, don't worry. Tell you what should be worried
- 5:26Speaker 1: that buffet.
- 5:28Speaker 4: Shaking boots.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Yeah, but yes, they seafood on display in a buffet
- 5:34Speaker 1: environment does look very appetizing.
- 5:36Speaker 7: And they have like a whole meat section, like you
- 5:39Speaker 7: pick your raw meat and they cook it to your
- 5:41Speaker 7: liking in front of you.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Fellow fancy. I've even been there once, very fancy.
- 5:46Speaker 4: Okay, so no fish, no nothing under the ocean I.
- 5:49Speaker 5: Read sorry, just said my daughter, like we bought six
- 5:53Speaker 5: oysters up north once and I was like, just try
- 5:55Speaker 5: it to make my daughter, you know, you know, she
- 5:57Speaker 5: was young.
- 5:57Speaker 7: I was.
- 5:57Speaker 5: I try it, and she did. She didn't like it,
- 5:59Speaker 5: which fair enough, and she spat it back out. And
- 6:01Speaker 5: I'm going to eat that now because I paid for sex.
- 6:04Speaker 5: They're quite expensive. Manner is like my wife, so you
- 6:07Speaker 5: see that, Yeah I did, because it's got her. Yeah,
- 6:14Speaker 5: so do it again.
- 6:15Speaker 4: And they're so ch they look all mangled up.
- 6:17Speaker 6: Anyway, I wouldn't have fixed the texture of it.
- 6:20Speaker 2: I just did. Everyone judge me a little bit by that,
- 6:22Speaker 2: but anyway, sorry.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Caro, Okay, we're going to lock down the greatest cuisine
- 6:27Speaker 1: she's I had Indian the other night, and boy that
- 6:29Speaker 1: is they do a good vegetarian options. Indian cuisine that
- 6:33Speaker 1: is quite rich, quite rich on the daily.
- 6:36Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:36Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm quite fond of Thai.
- 6:39Speaker 5: Yeah, Mexican and Japanese goods good, but again it like
- 6:45Speaker 5: can be but heavy sometimes that I chose more about Italian.
- 6:50Speaker 2: That's great cuisine around the world's great. What bloody?
- 6:54Speaker 6: Okay, So how you go to Italy and they're all
- 6:56Speaker 6: like tiny and skinny. I'm like, you're eating carbs.
- 6:59Speaker 4: Because they're we're having eat lovers.
- 7:00Speaker 1: We've turned it into this whole different We've bastardized the
- 7:03Speaker 1: Italian cuisine.
- 7:04Speaker 6: And the servings of pasta are quite smaller, like yeah,
- 7:07Speaker 6: and they're.
- 7:07Speaker 5: Eating a lot of like great your food that's kind
- 7:09Speaker 5: of fresh and and olives.
- 7:12Speaker 2: And sort of stuff as well, not processed stuff.
- 7:15Speaker 5: So you had a Tranean diet, yeah, right, Domio checking
- 7:20Speaker 5: in and all.
- 7:23Speaker 1: The pastries and stuff because you make all your pasta
- 7:26Speaker 1: saw some scratch, so you must be quite the foodie.
- 7:29Speaker 1: What's your favorite cuisine to make.
- 7:31Speaker 7: Ah, probably tie, probably thy really yeah, do you.
- 7:36Speaker 4: Do a good bloody?
- 7:40Speaker 2: That's great, but it is again it's the butter checking out,
- 7:46Speaker 2: but the.
- 7:46Speaker 4: Noodles, but of the other stuff, but of goodness.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to take a break for this.
- 7:52Speaker 4: We'll be back very shortly. Welcome back, Nazi Green.
- 7:56Speaker 6: Do you do that I've ever made? That?
- 7:58Speaker 4: It's delicious?
- 7:59Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 7:59Speaker 6: I do like making my own pasta though.
- 8:02Speaker 4: What you don't even buy pasta package pasta.
- 8:06Speaker 2: You've got a little yeah, the thing, that's what we
- 8:08Speaker 2: needed to know.
- 8:09Speaker 6: But it's really easy.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Made something, but we don't have the little I don't
- 8:13Speaker 2: know what's called that kind.
- 8:13Speaker 6: Of pasta maker.
- 8:15Speaker 5: So she made it from line and she was right,
- 8:17Speaker 5: but she needed that sort of weey thing, that kind of.
- 8:20Speaker 7: But like if you're making lasagna, nothing beats. If you
- 8:23Speaker 7: just make your own pasta and roll it into a sheet, it's.
- 8:25Speaker 6: Like it's divine.
- 8:27Speaker 2: Darling.
- 8:28Speaker 1: She's a foodie, she's been. You got into the homemade
- 8:31Speaker 1: sushi game. We're took a sushi over to the professionals
- 8:36Speaker 1: outside here, and we took it to a sushi proprietor
- 8:38Speaker 1: and he said, it's very water It wasn't dripping head
- 8:42Speaker 1: the first time seeing.
- 8:43Speaker 6: Sushi dripping like was your rice?
- 8:46Speaker 2: It was the first time doing it.
- 8:48Speaker 5: And then we're like, we'll bring it in and I
- 8:49Speaker 5: was like I brought some man and yeah, and it
- 8:51Speaker 5: wasn't you know, it was we're giving it in a crack.
- 8:52Speaker 2: We were learning and then it was like the vice.
- 8:54Speaker 2: So it was a little bit. Yeah, it was a
- 8:56Speaker 2: little bit on the watery side.
- 8:57Speaker 6: Where did the water come up?
- 8:58Speaker 5: I think just maybe he was asking, didn't drain the
- 9:02Speaker 5: rice quiet enough that we had it?
- 9:03Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 9:04Speaker 4: Right at homemade social times, Yeah, sometimes we'll do that.
- 9:09Speaker 2: Did you put the special like dumplings? Just fine to
- 9:11Speaker 2: make too with the kids as well.
- 9:12Speaker 6: You've got a bamboos steamer.
- 9:14Speaker 5: No, we need to get one of those. Yeah, buy
- 9:18Speaker 5: some great stuff from the sort of Asian supermarket.
- 9:21Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we'll put them and make up your dumplings
- 9:23Speaker 2: is great?
- 9:23Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:24Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:29Speaker 2: He puts somebody the Kranskys in the mic.
- 9:31Speaker 4: I've started. Now I know you've got your mayelf conscious
- 9:34Speaker 4: about that.
- 9:34Speaker 1: I do them in the frying pand now you know,
- 9:39Speaker 1: minutes to the preparation top, you're a food.
- 9:44Speaker 4: Taking Krenskis from a microwave to a frying pan.
- 9:47Speaker 6: What do you have like a dish?
- 9:49Speaker 7: Like say someone's like bring a dish and you had
- 9:52Speaker 7: to cook something, what would.
- 9:53Speaker 1: You got, uh listen for a barbecue, I bring a
- 9:56Speaker 1: potato salad.
- 9:58Speaker 4: Yeah, homemade potato salads. Are you family sauce.
- 10:04Speaker 2: Sauce?
- 10:06Speaker 5: Family recipe from.
- 10:10Speaker 4: You had best foods?
- 10:11Speaker 6: Mayonnaise mustard, Yeah that's a recipe.
- 10:15Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't made the mayonnaise all right, Yeah.
- 10:19Speaker 6: Sopace, Yeah that's legit.
- 10:22Speaker 4: And then i'd probably go to the Nasi greg Yeah.
- 10:24Speaker 4: I taught myself that a few years ago. Yeah. The
- 10:29Speaker 4: other one I do like bacon pie as well. But
- 10:31Speaker 4: there's a lot of Edmond.
- 10:32Speaker 6: It's a lot of you making your pastry.
- 10:36Speaker 1: You to be disappointed every time you have.
- 10:41Speaker 4: What about you?
- 10:41Speaker 1: What's your signature dish?
- 10:44Speaker 2: I don't know. I've got.
- 10:46Speaker 6: Lots lots I like to make.
- 10:48Speaker 7: I like to make a proper like Greek mussaka that's
- 10:51Speaker 7: young and I make the pasta or it doesn't always
- 10:54Speaker 7: have pasta. But like you're making like a nice bish
- 10:56Speaker 7: male sauce that sits on top.
- 10:58Speaker 5: And you you are, You're a whole nother level of Yeah,
- 11:02Speaker 5: it's really delicious. Because you guys said that great thing
- 11:04Speaker 5: the other day too, which I thought was great. You
- 11:07Speaker 5: at a party and people went to buy, sorry, bring
- 11:09Speaker 5: something that made from social media?
- 11:11Speaker 2: You know, But do you.
- 11:12Speaker 7: Know what like a lot of them, Like everyone there
- 11:15Speaker 7: is really good cooks, but a lot of those dishes
- 11:17Speaker 7: when we finally made them, we're like, you're not.
- 11:19Speaker 6: Actually that great. I just look Yeah, they just look great.
- 11:23Speaker 4: You're like, that's what Instagram is.
- 11:25Speaker 2: You just got to look right here, sums up Instagram. Brother,
- 11:30Speaker 2: it looks great exactly, not a lot behind.
- 11:34Speaker 4: What's your signature dish?
- 11:35Speaker 2: I don't know. It depends on what the occasion is.
- 11:38Speaker 2: Probably Wednesday night August. Yeah, I would cook.
- 11:42Speaker 5: I would cut probably five nights out of the week myself.
- 11:46Speaker 5: But I'm not the flat like Amanda would be way better.
- 11:48Speaker 5: I can do splash, but I just I'm probably just
- 11:51Speaker 5: like that day to day sort of cook.
- 11:53Speaker 6: What's for dinner tonight?
- 11:54Speaker 2: Then?
- 11:55Speaker 5: I actually we're not well, tonight's busy one tonight, so.
- 12:01Speaker 6: We just want the chickens.
- 12:02Speaker 5: I mad chicken keys. Well, not from scratch though. Last
- 12:04Speaker 5: night we had some chicken keiars, lots of vegetables, and the.
- 12:07Speaker 4: Corn on blue family, the kids.
- 12:09Speaker 2: Yeah it was good. It was actually nice good.
- 12:12Speaker 5: Yeah, baked potatoes and make my wife's vegetarian so she
- 12:15Speaker 5: had just didn't have that. She had salmon, so made
- 12:17Speaker 5: some salmon. So yeah, they had salmon the night before,
- 12:21Speaker 5: which was nice.
- 12:22Speaker 2: Yeah, salmon is good.
- 12:23Speaker 1: I know.
- 12:24Speaker 6: I wish i'd see that's another samon. Really nice and
- 12:27Speaker 6: you just full.
- 12:28Speaker 2: But it doesn't that much to make a salmon look
- 12:31Speaker 2: and taste amazing.
- 12:32Speaker 4: Put salmon in the dish wash.
- 12:35Speaker 5: It's only puts some brown sugar or soy sauce or
- 12:37Speaker 5: something and whatever it is looks great.
- 12:39Speaker 2: Lemon and chack it and everybody's.
- 12:41Speaker 1: There's so much you can eat under the ocean, and
- 12:43Speaker 1: none of it appeals to you.
- 12:45Speaker 7: It tastes fishy, It tastes like it's the downside salty.
- 12:50Speaker 2: I'm like, you are food. Yeah, you're a food is
- 12:53Speaker 2: don't that's you know? That's but I wouldn't.
- 12:56Speaker 7: Eat everything else, name any vegetable like I everything else.
- 13:00Speaker 2: Part bloody partna.
- 13:02Speaker 7: Yeah, I love passena, potato, love it beat mushrooms like
- 13:08Speaker 7: everything ora whatever.
- 13:10Speaker 2: You know.
- 13:10Speaker 1: The guy at the road shop down the road of
- 13:11Speaker 1: my house, you know, how the classic corner store road shops. Geez,
- 13:14Speaker 1: I tell you what, you would not get a bit
- 13:16Speaker 1: of potato. The roads are great, and what's the recip
- 13:19Speaker 1: And he won't hand it over.
- 13:21Speaker 5: He's taking that to his great every roads shop. And
- 13:23Speaker 5: the country does amazing potatoes, they.
- 13:24Speaker 6: Do, don't they don't.
- 13:26Speaker 7: They deep fry them whole, They boil them, rough them
- 13:29Speaker 7: up and then they deep fry them.
- 13:30Speaker 4: What you need to do beat them up a bit? Yeah, jeeze.
- 13:33Speaker 2: They are magnificent, always really good, aren't they. Yeah, well,
- 13:37Speaker 2: we may make it from scratch.
- 13:40Speaker 4: The potato.
- 13:42Speaker 2: A little baby.
- 13:44Speaker 6: You're putting too much on these things. They're really easy.
- 13:48Speaker 1: Deals, made life convenient.
- 13:52Speaker 6: But it's my cathsis.
- 13:54Speaker 3: You know.
- 13:56Speaker 4: My thing is because you love the preparation of the food. Obviously, yeah,
- 13:59Speaker 4: the process, so that do you get to the dinner
- 14:01Speaker 4: eating time and you're like.
- 14:02Speaker 7: Oh, not that hungry, No, no, no, I'm pretty bretty
- 14:07Speaker 7: for it. But the issue was sometimes it takes like
- 14:10Speaker 7: sometimes it takes a while, it takes two hours, yeah,
- 14:13Speaker 7: and then it's gone in like fifteen minutes, right, and
- 14:16Speaker 7: then some like the kids won't eat it.
- 14:18Speaker 6: Half the time.
- 14:20Speaker 7: They'll go and have a bath, and drink their freaking
- 14:22Speaker 7: bath water, like you're just weeding that.
- 14:25Speaker 4: Mum's made an Italian.
- 14:29Speaker 2: And you're drinking bath water exactly, get right.
- 14:34Speaker 5: I get frustrated when I'm making ricipes that they say, oh,
- 14:37Speaker 5: take fifty minutes and it doesn't. It takes me, you know,
- 14:39Speaker 5: I get annoyed if it takes me longer than Yeah. Yeah,
- 14:42Speaker 5: that frustrates me.
- 14:43Speaker 2: What are they averaging there?
- 14:45Speaker 5: Averaging off your normal munter because I'll just take a
- 14:48Speaker 5: moment and then I have to read and do want
- 14:50Speaker 5: to do it properly because I don't want to rush
- 14:51Speaker 5: that thing, and then it's taken me a lot longer
- 14:54Speaker 5: than what you know, Yeah, so that frustrates me.
- 14:56Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And then they go off like a Nadia
- 14:58Speaker 1: Lim Gordon Ramsey great, and they probably just doing it
- 15:01Speaker 1: and they know what they I'll take a moment.
- 15:03Speaker 2: They don't get wrong.
- 15:04Speaker 4: So hi, Well this has been.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Making me very hungry actually the last fifteen minutes, So
- 15:10Speaker 1: thank you very much for listening.
- 15:11Speaker 4: It's the World World Week today.