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It's The Obligatory Nazi Episode · Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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  I. These we've on the spot, your
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  Oracle hocus pocus, lack of focus, a very uneducational
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  podcast that blindly feels its way around weird subjects like
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  Stevie Wonder looking for a light switch.
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  Kind of pointless and in the end, you'll still be left in the
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  dark. Those subjects could be
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  witchcraft, paranormal activity, true crime, fake news, and
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  things that go bump in the night like Stevie Wonder looking for a
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  light switch. I'm Justy, I'm Josie, and I'm
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  one concussion away from the sentence.
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  He seems so normal, nobody would have known he was capable of
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  that. And I'm joined, as always, by
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  our Hostess with the most chess. She puts the bra in abracadabra,
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  she puts the sauce in sorcery, and she puts the piss in a jar
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  on her mantelpiece. It's Nanny Thomas.
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  You definitely had time to prepare that one.
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  I like it. I, I, I was racking my brain
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  there, but yeah, we found it. I don't know.
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  I just could not get Stevie Wonder off my brain.
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  I was like, I have to fit. I have to do something here with
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  Stevie Wonder. I don't know.
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  Like, Stevie Wonder is not blind, by the way.
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  No, I don't think I was going to act.
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  That's why I was just going to say I was like, I didn't know if
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  it was him or if it was the other blind black dude.
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  What's his name? Ray Charles.
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  Ray Charles, I didn't know if it was him or him that have been
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  accused of like faking blindness.
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  No, it's, it's Stevie Wonder. There's just clips online of
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  them like like. So obviously seeing and looking.
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  Again, it's, it's ambiguous enough to be like, is he or
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  isn't he? It's, it's, I don't know.
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  I was about to say very superstitious, but the word I
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  was looking for was suspicious. So that point would not have
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  worked at all. Are you getting haunted by
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  Stevie Wonder? Is he dead?
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  Yeah. No, no, he's still very much
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  alive. What are we doing this week,
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  Danny? This is the, this is the most
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  vague. We've you've been like, because
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  normally like you give something or like one of us will say
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  something and then it'll be like, OK, let's let's go and
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  look up that so that we have I have some talking points.
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  I can, I can get involved. I can, you know, I can at least
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  sound like I've I've some kind of knowledge on the, the the
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  subject this week. I think you said let's record
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  and then just say the word Nazis.
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  That's literally it. And then and just he was like,
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  OK, anything specific about I was like Nazi I was.
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  Like what? What specific part?
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  Like that's a long. Range, it's all good.
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  It's all good. Like, hey, you were just like.
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  Just Nazis. Just Nazis.
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  So I have, I don't know, I don't know, research this week, I've
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  not looked anything up. I'm just going to, I'm just
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  going to wonder where you're bringing this conversation.
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  I haven't either. I haven't either.
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  I thought you were doing it. What?
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  Do you mean? You just said the word.
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  Nazis that could be fucking anything.
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  Like. 10 Fun facts about Nazis. I did watch this documentary not
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  too long ago on Netflix. You probably watched it.
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  It's like Hitler's secret sex life.
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  No, I didn't watch it, but I like to, I like to keep that
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  kind of part of Hitler mysterious to me.
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  And I don't want, you know, when I'm, when I'm thinking about
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  Hitler having sex, you know, I, I wanted, I want to be able to
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  think, you know, make up my own scenarios.
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  I'm. Twice a day thinking about
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  Hitler having sex. So apparently he just has messed
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  up junk part he's like to form down there.
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  Which would make a lot of sense. It's always like little hateful
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  men like that tend to have bad. Yeah, here's my.
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  Here's my think, here's my thinking on this as well where
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  where people will talk about Hitler having a weird cock or
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  one ball or whatever it is. That is like it's easy to say
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  that stuff after the fact about that.
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  Like you know what I mean? Like propaganda does come out
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  straight away about people I know.
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  I just, I just always find like that's like history is written
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  by the winners, by the wieners and you like, it's not like a
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  like if Hitler won, Roosevelt would have had a weird cock.
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  You know what I mean? That's silly American with his Z
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  shaped cock. I believe that that would be the
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  way. So I don't know.
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  There was always the Hitler had one ball and he was, he was
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  conscious about the thing. I mean like, yeah, I've.
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  There's that tune. What Isn't it like the Hitler
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  had only one big ball? Schindler too, but they were
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  small. Himmler had something similar
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  before. I'll go balls had no balls at
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  all. You know you don't.
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  You didn't have that rhyme back in in the day.
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  No. No, you're older than me though.
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  So I'm not from the fucking 40s, Danny.
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  You might as well be. You're almost in your 40s.
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  That's true. Very close, thanks for reminding
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  me. There I saw that video on TikTok
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  and it was like this guy has like all of these like anti
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  Victorian dolls and he just makes videos about them and he's
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  like like trying to erase my 100 year old Victorian dolls.
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  They're playing Bops from their timeline.
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  It's like. Hello my honey.
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  Hello my. Right, so let's get into the
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  into the fun stuff. So the Nazis systematically
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  murdered 6,000,000 Jews, including one point 5 million of
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  those were children. They built and operated over
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  44,000 camps, including extermination centers like
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  Auschwitz, Treblinka, and I've never heard of that one.
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  Sobibor. Sobibor.
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  I don't know. It SOBIBOR?
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  I've never heard that one. The Bangalore. 1,000,000 in.
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  The Czech Republic. Yeah, probably designed
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  explicitly for mass murder, which they're doing now in the
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  States. Well, Guatemala, but so this
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  one, I did my history project on this in the leave insert and you
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  pick one topic and you do like a whole like huge research case.
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  You build a case about them. So Nazi doctors, including
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  Joseph Mengele performed grotesque non consensual
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  experiments on humans like freezing victims alive,
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  sterilizing women and sewing twins together.
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  So he had a little bit of a twin fetish.
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  Angel of Death. Yeah, yeah, which that player
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  song is written about. Interesting.
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  But yeah, he loved, he loved the twin and he done some like he
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  was into his his kind of fringe stuff as well.
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  Like all the boys are all fucking all kinds of drugs at
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  that stage. But Mangler was like anything
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  that was kind of like he was trying to basically find like
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  mutant people that like he he was, I think he was into like
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  psychic powers. And like, that's why he was, he
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  was experimenting on twins because he was trying to like,
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  you know, he'd be stabbing one in one room and seeing if the
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  other one could feel it in another room.
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  And he was like doing awful fucking things to people.
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  He he was like heavily into the occult and stuff like that as
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  well. So like he did a lot of like
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  demon worship and things. But yeah, he was, he was in
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  like, so the twins. So he had a particular set of
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  twins and I'm going to say he had them because he kept them
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  almost like they were pets. Two gorgeous little blonde
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  haired blue eyed boys and they were like the apple of his eye.
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  They got better treatment than anyone, they got like sweets.
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  They got everything because he was just obsessed with them and
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  he had done the whole thing then of the injections into people's
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  eyes, trying to turn their eyes blue.
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  Yes, yeah, yeah. That is, I don't know if you've
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  seen yet because you're not as, as chronically online as I am,
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  but there's like a, a trend, I guess now it's, I don't think
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  it's going to take off, but people are actually having that
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  done cosmetically now they're going and getting their.
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  Pigmentation of their. Eyes and it always looks fucking
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  insane. Like it never, it never looks
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  good. And like you see people go in
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  and they're just coming out literally looking like vampires
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  because it's just like you'll go in with like brown eyes, which
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  I've always wanted brown eyes. And you go in and then there's
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  just like this glowing fucking green or blue and it's just
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  like. You're.
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  Terrifying. It just looks like you're
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  wearing contacts anyway. Like it doesn't look real.
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  But yeah, that's a new thing that people are doing, which I
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  call. They're, they're literally like
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  I, I see people like as well, literally tattooing their
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  eyeballs and they're fucking their eyes up.
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  I know it's fucking ridiculous. I just, I have a weird thing
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  with eyes anyway, but I'm just like, why are you fucking doing
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  that? Like especially when you can
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  wear contacts. Like it is just fucking stupid.
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  But yeah, he's done like loads of fucking mental shit.
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  And he was just really into like his torture.
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  Yeah, basically just like loads of he used to keep organs all
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  the time as like decoration. I can't like this man.
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  I'm, I'm very similar to this manner and I but I've as I go on
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  and explain, I'm kind of just describing myself.
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  What, like mangling? Yeah, with the decorations and
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  my jar of teeth and. Yeah, but you're not like
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  injecting adrenaline into children's eyes, Danny, so I
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  think you'll be OK. That we know of.
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  That we know of. It'll all come out in the air.
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  But yeah, so that we have nothing on this targeting of
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  marginalized groups. In addition to the Jews, the
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  Nazis targeted and killed millions of Roma people,
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  disabled individuals, LGBTQ plus people, Slavs, Poles and
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  political dissidents. What was their issue with the
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  with the Slavs? What you mean was he he he
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  called the Slavs subhuman because they weren't they
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  weren't Aryan. He he seemed like.
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  He had black hair and dark eyes though.
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  I don't get the whole area. It's one of the funniest things
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  because like he's he's the he's fairly Dewey looking like, I
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  don't know if that's how you describe people, but like
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  Hitler, like if he was because the thing about was the Nazis
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  kind of had a well, Hitler's idea of what the perfect man
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  should be or the perfect kind of Nazi soldier should be is
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  basically Norse. But like he didn't look like his
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  own image of what Like that's why I always find like there's
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  there's a little bit of like what I would like my perfect man
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  to look like is he must be tall and he must have blue eyes and
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  he's a blonde hair and he must be very most you learn.
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  I kind of look at it like Hitler.
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  Hitler's like a little gay kid writing in his diary of what he
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  wants is perfect. I'm picturing that as like legs
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  in the air behind him and he's like riding his No, he's like
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  today. Klaus looked at me.
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  Talking on the phone to fucking gurgles or whatever it goes.
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  You should have seen him. He was so cute.
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  He's just his blue eyes. You could swim in them.
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  It was so like, it's just so fucking weird for like a dude to
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  be like. I tell you.
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  I tell you what I like and then but then not to describe like at
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  least if you look at like North Korea and the the the Kim Jong
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  Un and Kim Jong Illinois, like they looked at themselves in the
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  mirror were like, OK, I'm a squat looking little pot of
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  sugar of a fucking Asian looking dude.
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  So I. Think.
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  He's adorable. Yeah.
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  Of course he's adorable. He looks, he looks like.
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  Fucking the the honey jar that Winnie the Pooh eats out of but
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  like. Literally he's so cute, I loved
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  him. Probably not that cute to North
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  Korean people who are getting their teeth pulled out, but he's
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  what a cool. Story about him, actually.
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  Of course you do. But like what I'm saying is he
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  puts up images of himself everywhere and is like, this is
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  what a man looks like, You know what I mean?
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  I. Would do that if I like was a
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  dictator and I would if I was. If I took like a fire selfie, I
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  would parade it around the streets too.
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  Like everybody come outside and see how good I look.
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  That's exactly what I'm saying. You know what I mean?
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  If you if I like like sometimes I take I take a nice selfie of
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  myself and go I could take over a country with this selfie.
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  What what? But when you look at Hitler
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  wasn't like putting pictures of himself out there because he was
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  a again, he was a dweeb like like weird, weird cock and balls
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  aside. Whether he had that at all, it
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  doesn't matter. But like he was just some
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  little, you know, letter book walking around fucking in his
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  later holes and like little fucking nerdy Austrian.
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  Crybaby bitch. Oh, they made fun of my
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  paintings. Like don't.
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  Like my pictures of the German Shepherds, I will make them pay.
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  I will. Kill them all.
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  The Juden must die because they wouldn't let me in their
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  college. Like imagine.
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  Imagine being that kind of fucking.
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  Giving school shooter vibes. Like if you were alive today he
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  would be a school shooter. Absolutely.
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  Oh yeah, he wouldn't. Yeah, I don't think like it's
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  that. Yeah, it's that exactly thing.
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  Like what's what's that little Nazi or in America at
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  Rittenhouse? Oh yeah.
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  Yeah, the man who fucking killed those fucking bunch of people
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  and then he was like a little fucking basement dwell and
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  fucking in cell that like went out shot a bunch of people and
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  then and then because they were the right race and the white
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  supremacists got behind them. He like was put on a pedestal.
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  Then like Rittenhouse could probably fucking run for office
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  somewhere now in in America, probably you know, but this is
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  exactly what happened to Hitler is that he came out and he was
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  like, I will show all of them. I can't get I can't get girls.
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  My drawings are not good enough. I can't get into college.
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  Whose fault is it? I want self reflect.
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  Therapy is not for me. What I will do?
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  Is. Bring out the turn right like
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  what the like you know just I think that if someone if if
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  someone dropped a hand on Adolf Hitler just before the First
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  World War like he definitely didn't get any kind of sex
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  before the First World War because.
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  He's probably a virgin going into it honestly.
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  That's what I'm saying. You know, like like so he went
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  out there with full balls and then came back with fucking full
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  balls and shell shock. So like, you know, like a
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  fucking and an unused clock and shell shock is a fucking is a
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  bad combination. But if you went out to war and
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  you were able to dream of like going home and like, oh man, I
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  can't wait to go on fucking like their life is worth living.
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  You know what I mean? Yeah, there's something out
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  there. I'd love to go and and and
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  fucking get back there and get and have a fucking orgasm inside
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  of a woman or or whatever he was into, you know, fucking a large
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  fucking Scandinavian. But like he needed he needed
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  that because he was an in cell, went to war and then got fucking
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  PTSD. And then that's that's what
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  fucked him up where he's like, OK, now we can fucking I'm going
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  to take over the world. They imagine, imagine that.
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  Imagine being like some little Austrian spy who was who was
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  like mediocre at drawing fucking landscape art and then go on.
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  Well, I will show them time to take over the words like he's
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  fucking pinky in the brain. It's so fucked up, like.
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  He'd be more so. Brain looks like brain.
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  And then you'd have like, go balls being pinky.
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  But I was going to say, yeah. So the story I want to tell you
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  about Kim Jong Un, which is just they're slowly, they're slowly.
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  It's weird. They're slowly becoming the good
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  guys there. Was there?
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  Was. A kind of a weird.
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  Little kind of a switch, like still a dictator, still like not
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  good to his own people, but there was a slightly switch
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  there. For a while.
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  I was not. Expecting a face turn from North
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  Korea in 2020. Five.
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  That wasn't on my, not on my. Bingo.
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  Card, but so he like basically the whole thing is like nobody
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  gets to to know him like he doesn't.
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  You know, he's the whole country is a secret of about everything
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  anyway, but he so no one really knows anything about this man
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  but he people. They think he doesn't shake.
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  Isn't it like he that's some of the propaganda is like that, he
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  says. Yeah, he's so perfect that he
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  doesn't poop and or anything like that his.
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  Energy. What was it that he his body, he
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  consumes so much energy that he doesn't poop?
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  Everything that goes into his body just gets.
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  It just gets fucking. Absorbed into more.
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  Power. Yeah, it's really, really funny.
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  So there was this, there's some like Med like not medical, it's
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  like some some facility anyway. And they had a bunch of fucking
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  like turtles and tortoises and things like that.
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  And, and they left it abandoned. And so they all died.
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  And he found out about it and he was like, I don't like that.
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  And he had them killed because of like the turtles and the
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  tortoises. He was like, that's not nice.
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  I don't like that. You've done that.
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  You will die now. And it's just like, oh, he likes
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  Apple. You've definitely talked before,
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  and here's one for the bingo. I'm not sure whether it's on the
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  last episode or not, but you've definitely told me about, you've
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  definitely told me about Kim Jong Un being a turtle guy.
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  Yeah, but I was just like, I was like, that's that would be me I
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  think, right. I would do great as a dictator.
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  I like I I like everyone can do what they want.
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  Any. That you're confusing, you're
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  confusing dictator with dictator.
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  It's I don't think that it I don't think you have the
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  criteria for taking like I'd say the same thing as well.
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  There's like, oh, I think I'm charismatic enough to like a
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  fucking make a cult or take over the country.
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  But I I just don't think it happens anymore.
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  Like, you have to be Trump. That's what you have to be these
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  days. Yeah.
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  You have to be Trump. Yeah.
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  You have to get people behind you.
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  Who? Apparently I have people behind
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  me, clearly. Yeah, they're.
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  Lining up one at a time, Danny. Oh, Speaking of, actually, I
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  thought you'd really appreciate this.
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  So like been talking to this guy for a while and no names
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  mentioned here and obviously met through Instagram and he was
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  just kind of like I sent him like a video like talking shite
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  to him. And he was just like, oh, I was
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  kind of worried that you were like a bot account.
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  So I feel a lot better now. And I was like, I've had to do
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  this before and send people like a video to be like, hi, I'm
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  Danny. It's like whatever date, blah,
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  blah, blah. And I was like, I'm going to
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  just record 1 and then they can like dump it over and it's like,
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  I'm Danny talking to you on the 31st of August.
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  It's really nice to meet you, Jason.
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  I am. I didn't sit with the girl that
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  I'm dating now. Like I was so suspicious of the
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  start. I was like, first of all, like,
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  like she way too good looking to be talking to me.
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  Like, and I was like, yeah, I like this is definitely a
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  catfish because she was almost too engaging in the
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  conversation. You know, like when, when, when
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  you're chatting to people and like you get, you can feel like
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  almost straight away, like, OK, I'm going to have to kind of
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  lead this conversation or whatever.
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  But like, she was so kind of like, yes, tell me more about
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  that. And I was like, what the what,
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  what you want to know more about me?
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  Is this fucking suspicious? Like, so I was like, you're
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  going to have to prove to me that you're not a catfish.
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  Look. And.
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  Yeah. Which, yeah, it's turned out
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  pretty well so far. But like, if she's catfishing me
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  at this stage, fuck me that's what happened.
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  I'm like, yeah, like it's me. I'm just fatter in person.
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  Like that's. What I have to explain to every,
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  like I have to explain to everybody.
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  Yeah, listen, a lot of photographs are taking on a good
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  day. Yeah, like.
• 21:41
  Just angles the face. Tune in there.
• 21:47
  To be honest with you, I it's not Photoshop, it's spray paint
• 21:51
  is what I've actually fixed those pictures with.
• 21:53
  So yeah. Yeah, it's because in every
• 21:56
  Instagram picture, every, every girl on Instagram, like none of
• 21:59
  them have any skin texture on their face at all.
• 22:04
  Like it's just basically smooth as an egg.
• 22:07
  And then you meet them in person and it's actual real human
• 22:10
  person's skin. And like, that's, I think a lot
• 22:14
  of men kind of get like weird about that because they're just
• 22:16
  like, oh, you like your skin looks different.
• 22:19
  I was like, yeah, because there's no fucking Valencia
• 22:21
  filter and I'm not standing at a fucking 92° angle to get the
• 22:25
  perfect fucking shot. But like, double chin not
• 22:28
  showing. Like fuck you, Greg.
• 22:29
  Like. I get that.
• 22:32
  I take like I look at pictures of me online and I'm like, I
• 22:35
  really need to learn how to get my angles or how to I, I think
• 22:39
  my angles are from like 500 meters away.
• 22:41
  I think like a sniper angle for me is probably my best angle.
• 22:45
  But like I look at pictures and like no one just.
• 22:49
  Yeah, we can go on a date, but we have to go to this grassy
• 22:52
  Knoll and I'll be there. You can talk to me through this
• 22:58
  can on a string. No, I just I just like if I ever
• 23:05
  I like see a picture of myself online.
• 23:07
  I'm like, you look worse on pictures than you do in real
• 23:11
  life and it's the opposite. Yeah.
• 23:14
  I don't know, Grant, real life, as I did describe myself to
• 23:16
  earlier on as I look like a dropped trifle, but it's like
• 23:20
  online, it's just I thought it's just like fucking yeah,
• 23:26
  confounded like with my body type.
• 23:29
  You shouldn't be wearing spandex and you definitely shouldn't be
• 23:32
  wearing a spandex that I'm wearing.
• 23:33
  And it's yeah, I'm it's are we talking about Nazis?
• 23:37
  Why are we talking about balls Me and spandex Bingo?
• 23:45
  I mentioned my testers. Oh fucking hell, yeah.
• 23:47
  OK, where are we going? Where are we going with this?
• 23:49
  We got as far as Mangale I think.
• 23:51
  Oh. Human skin lampshades.
• 23:55
  They've done that, didn't they? Some camps, Nazi guards and
• 23:57
  camp. Yeah.
• 23:58
  Nazi guards and camp commandants were known to use human skin,
• 24:03
  especially tattooed skin, as material for lampshades and
• 24:07
  other objects. That's very.
• 24:11
  Yeah. I mean, yeah, but you say that
• 24:14
  about like, Ed Gein and it's like, so that new thing is
• 24:17
  coming out now, the new monster series that Ryan Murphy does
• 24:22
  Charlie Hunnam. And like it's like I don't make
• 24:25
  me want to fuck. Why Charlie Hunnam, all the sexy
• 24:29
  guys, the serial killers? I don't understand it.
• 24:32
  So you had the first Evan Peters, it was Dahmer, and then
• 24:35
  you had, I don't know the name of those two gorgeous men that
• 24:38
  played the Menendez brothers. And now it's Charlie Hunnam.
• 24:42
  And I think they're going to do Lizzie Borden next, which now we
• 24:48
  could do a whole thing on that. But I don't think she did it.
• 24:52
  I don't think it was her. I think she was framed.
• 24:54
  I think it was the uncle, it was John.
• 24:57
  OK, we'll have to look into that one because I don't know the the
• 25:00
  insurance and outs of the story. I didn't know there was an Uncle
• 25:02
  John. Yeah, so basically she was it
• 25:08
  was her and then there was like a housemaid Bridget, and then
• 25:10
  there was her dad and then her stepmom apparently like she like
• 25:15
  her and the stepmom never got along.
• 25:17
  I think she's really close to her mother and her mother died
• 25:19
  of probably like a she stubbed her toe and that time of the
• 25:22
  fucking century she was gone. But the, the dad owned like a
• 25:28
  couple of businesses and stuff and they were pretty well off.
• 25:32
  And then the uncle John, I think was his mom's brother had come
• 25:35
  to visit and said he was just in town to take care of a few
• 25:38
  things and all the kind of things point to it being him.
• 25:45
  But then she wasn't very cooperative with the the cops
• 25:49
  and stuff like that time. So yeah, it was kind of like, I
• 25:54
  think that he did it and then he was, she was framed because she
• 25:56
  was sent away. She wouldn't get the money or
• 25:58
  anything like that. But yeah, it was like mental.
• 26:04
  Yeah. I like, I feel bad for her.
• 26:06
  Like, and then she she got like, she didn't get any like jail
• 26:09
  time because they essentially couldn't prove that it was her,
• 26:12
  but everyone thought it was. And then she moved out and she
• 26:15
  just lived with like, I think she had like 24 cats or
• 26:18
  something. But apparently she was like,
• 26:21
  given like loads of money to charity and stuff over the years
• 26:23
  and she was like doing like, really like good work and
• 26:27
  everything. Just kept to herself because
• 26:28
  everyone was like, she's the murderer.
• 26:30
  But yeah. I.
• 26:33
  Wouldn't think. Yeah, we'll do an episode on it.
• 26:35
  It actually is like if you go like in depth into it, it's a
• 26:38
  really, really cool story. We'll.
• 26:40
  Do an episode on that. You said it.
• 26:42
  I've already done an episode on on my old podcast.
• 26:44
  Bingo again. You sunk my battleship.
• 26:53
  But yeah, they're they're part. He's partly going to do her as
• 26:55
  well. And I'm like, no doubt he's
• 26:57
  going to get someone fucking gorgeous to play Lizzie Borden,
• 27:01
  who was notably A homely woman. But yeah, it like, it's supposed
• 27:07
  to be really, really good. But I was watching this YouTube
• 27:10
  video. So I follow this girl like,
• 27:11
  Mikey is her name. And she does so every, like,
• 27:16
  October, she'll do like, well, they all get uploaded in October
• 27:19
  where she visits these, like, haunted places.
• 27:22
  And you can actually go and stay in the old boarding house.
• 27:26
  So she was staying there. And it's just she's a skeptic.
• 27:29
  She doesn't believe in anything like that at all.
• 27:33
  And she goes with like her boyfriend is like a true
• 27:35
  believer and like one of her other friends.
• 27:38
  And that's a nice little cat butt hole there for me in my
• 27:41
  face. That's not a bingo because
• 27:44
  you're mentioning my cat, not your cat, so.
• 27:46
  She get up on your shoulder by yourself.
• 27:49
  She do that like. She kind of.
• 27:53
  Yeah. She claimed on me and I needed
• 27:55
  to adjust the situation there. Her claws are so sharp and.
• 27:58
  She doesn't care about me at all.
• 28:00
  She doesn't love me. You got to get them clipped.
• 28:04
  I get my, I get frigs clipped up.
• 28:06
  And I can't tip her. She's fucking.
• 28:08
  She's a fucking lunatic. I have that little thing that
• 28:13
  you pour into and it traps all four of her legs.
• 28:16
  And I thought, oh, yeah, this is great.
• 28:18
  I'm going to dangle her out of the sky.
• 28:20
  She can't touch anything. I've never felt pain like that
• 28:24
  day in my life. She she surgically removed skin
• 28:28
  off my body like fucking manga. Yeah, so he like, I had to have
• 28:33
  him when he was getting his balls off, he was brought in and
• 28:37
  I had to like just was like when he's under, can you please clip
• 28:39
  his fucking claws for me? Because he was just wrecking
• 28:42
  everything. And then he was getting stuck on
• 28:44
  things and I was like, but anyway, so this YouTube, she
• 28:50
  went, she stayed in the boarding house, right.
• 28:53
  And they stayed in, like, what was like Lizzie's bedroom.
• 28:57
  And they had the, you know, the, like, EMF reader supposed to,
• 28:59
  like, pick up the voice. The Yeah.
• 29:00
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and they had it.
• 29:03
  Like all these ghost hunters to be going around with these these
• 29:06
  things, but like, has anybody ever found anything with these
• 29:09
  things like these, I mean. You get like some compelling
• 29:14
  kind of things that are like that line up.
• 29:16
  So what it does is it basically just how it works is it jumps
• 29:19
  between radio stations. So it's just constantly goes and
• 29:25
  sometimes you might get like, so it's kind of you can look at it
• 29:28
  as in like tarot. So you're like pulling tarot
• 29:31
  whatever in different cards have different meanings, not pop it.
• 29:33
  But I'll give you the message. It's kind of like that, only
• 29:35
  it's like. Yeah, but sometimes you're
• 29:36
  watching stuff and these things like say English words out
• 29:41
  there. Like, I don't believe any of
• 29:42
  that shit could be fucking real. Like where?
• 29:45
  I think that it's very it's very easy to fake.
• 29:49
  After yeah, that's what I mean. Like it's like you're never
• 29:52
  going to find any of the real stuff because it's so easy to
• 29:54
  manipulate into shake. Like yeah, exactly, but she they
• 29:59
  had the DMF reader thing and is DMF because there's I know
• 30:03
  there's one that detects like spikes.
• 30:06
  Yeah, I think it's, Yeah, it's alleged electromagnetic
• 30:11
  something or another. There is a that's the.
• 30:15
  There's two different. There's the recorder, and then
• 30:17
  there's the EMCELPL. MNOP yeah, this fucking ghost
• 30:27
  detector. Yeah.
• 30:30
  So they were on it, right? And they were like asking
• 30:33
  questions and stuff like that. And it was like, oh, Lizzy, are
• 30:37
  you all whatever? And then like someone asked, oh,
• 30:40
  like, did you kill your dad? And then it's like, you know, it
• 30:43
  goes get the noise and because it's like for ages and you hear
• 30:48
  this right and dead, dead clear and even freaked me out.
• 30:51
  I got chose watching it and you could see her because she's a
• 30:53
  skeptic. Her face just kind of dropped
• 30:56
  clear as day. And then this horrible voice, it
• 30:59
  goes, it was John. Literally it was John and it was
• 31:05
  like the whole room kind of just went, we're going to turn this
• 31:08
  off for a SEC. And they're just not to like
• 31:09
  stop. And she was like shitting
• 31:11
  herself because she literally doesn't believe it.
• 31:14
  But that happening was too like, it was too coincidental to be
• 31:18
  like, do you know what I mean? Yeah, it was John.
• 31:22
  When you're saying this to me, like right here when I'm
• 31:25
  sitting, like if the microphone's happened to you,
• 31:27
  I'm like, yeah, like, come on, that's all.
• 31:30
  I'm well, that's. But if it happened to me, I
• 31:32
  would put shake down the back of my legs and I would run out.
• 31:34
  Yourself yeah shit, I'll send it to you.
• 31:37
  I'll finally click the because it's a long thing.
• 31:39
  I'll just clip it and send it to you.
• 31:40
  But it's like it was like really, really creepy and like
• 31:44
  the rest of them for like the rest of the night.
• 31:46
  I don't think, like much else happened, but they were all
• 31:48
  like, so on edge because they were just like, this is fucking.
• 31:53
  This is terrifying. Like, what the fuck?
• 31:54
  And it was so like, it was like, really like, angry.
• 31:58
  I'm like, yeah, like, literally it was just like, like a dead
• 32:02
  person was saying it was just like, like, well, yeah.
• 32:07
  So Lizzie Borden was a Nazi? Yeah, what the fuck.
• 32:11
  Actually, yeah. I think this is just one of our
• 32:14
  general episodes where we're just, we're just talking about.
• 32:17
  Just try and bring it back to Nazis every few minutes.
• 32:21
  Try our best. Maybe keep?
• 32:22
  Trying. Maybe.
• 32:24
  Speaking of keeping things on track, those Nazis are good with
• 32:26
  trains. They were really good with
• 32:28
  trains, right? So they had like a train that
• 32:29
  ran right up to the concentration camp.
• 32:34
  Yeah. And then like, I have, I have.
• 32:37
  Well, she's not really a friend. She's an acquaintance.
• 32:39
  She went to Auschwitz to do the tour and everything, even me.
• 32:43
  You know, I am the most politically incorrect non PC
• 32:47
  person. And this girl took a selfie in
• 32:52
  the bathroom of the Auschwitz museum and said Nazis did no
• 32:57
  good. Lighting though, huh?
• 32:58
  Just. Like.
• 33:00
  Jesus Christ. And then she like meant put the
• 33:06
  tag, the tag place like the location on her Instagram, on
• 33:09
  the story. I was just like.
• 33:13
  Some fucking administrator in Auschwitz had to look at that on
• 33:17
  Instagram. I'm scrolling and like 52
• 33:21
  minutes ago at Auschwitz, so I'm just like, alright, yeah, grand.
• 33:26
  I think it was. It was a fire selfie but still
• 33:29
  time and place, time and place. You couldn't even save it for
• 33:32
  later in their trip because you wouldn't like it didn't.
• 33:35
  There was no like dead Jews in the background of the fucking
• 33:37
  picture. Like so she could have just been
• 33:39
  like a random bar and fucking in Poland.
• 33:42
  Yeah, like she's. Laughed out herself as like this
• 33:45
  this fire selfie was taken in house.
• 33:47
  Yeah, it was just very clearly like a general bathroom.
• 33:56
  And I was like, I thought, I thought I was tone deaf.
• 33:59
  I was just like, no, that's, that's enough.
• 34:03
  But so my, I, I found it really like fucking like obviously
• 34:11
  heavy and sad. And there's like, no, there's no
• 34:15
  wildlife. There's no sound or anything
• 34:18
  like around it, but like, people fly.
• 34:21
  Over Auschwitz anymore. I don't know if it's one of
• 34:23
  like, it's one of those things that people say, but like
• 34:26
  apparently it's supposed to be really fucking.
• 34:28
  It is true, but it's kind of this in the same way as like say
• 34:33
  Chernobyl. So it's just that heavy chemical
• 34:35
  because obviously there was tons and chemicals used.
• 34:38
  For mustard gas and whatever there were, there were there.
• 34:41
  Yeah, so apparently the the land around it is like barren as
• 34:45
  well. Like you can't like, nothing's
• 34:46
  going to grow there or anything. And that's kind of more so the
• 34:52
  reason. But it is just fucking like,
• 34:54
  it's as soon as you go, like as soon as you see those gates,
• 34:58
  your heart just kind of sinks, drops, and it's like, it's
• 35:02
  awful. I would highly recommend going.
• 35:05
  And I know a lot of people are like, Oh my God, like, why would
• 35:07
  you like go to things like this? And I was like, I think it's
• 35:10
  important to see just how cruel humans can be, like just how low
• 35:15
  humanity can go. I think it's important for
• 35:18
  everyone to experience it, to look at what happened because a
• 35:21
  lot of people are just like, oh, yeah, there was a war, like 10
• 35:24
  millions of people died, whatever.
• 35:26
  You don't know the true extent of how evil it was and how
• 35:28
  horrible. And that's what's happening in
• 35:29
  Gaza right now, like right now. And people like, that's fine.
• 35:33
  Like because I think like you've never had to experience it, so
• 35:38
  you're not going to see it like and.
• 35:40
  I think like, what you're seeing is, like, right now, we're
• 35:45
  seeing a genocide happen in front of us, Like, but you're
• 35:47
  able to scroll past it, which is, yeah, it's fucked up like
• 35:51
  that. Like you can go from a video of
• 35:57
  watching fucking, you know, kids being fucking shot at by
• 36:01
  snipers. And then the next video is
• 36:04
  fucking you. Tired of paying so much for your
• 36:08
  car insurance? That's that's all like fucking
• 36:12
  it's it's funny, like you're looking at fucking TikTok dances
• 36:15
  or fucking, you know, all Family Guy skates and then in the
• 36:17
  middle of it there's fucking like others genocide happening
• 36:20
  and it just seems like it's fucking surreal right now.
• 36:23
  Like you can understand back in the back in the day, whereas
• 36:28
  like. All you had was papers.
• 36:30
  You. Yeah.
• 36:31
  You can only go on by what was being put in front of you.
• 36:34
  Like, you know what I mean? Like fucking whatever the media
• 36:35
  control whatever to stay controlled, if to stay control
• 36:38
  the media like, you know, so it was easy for Hitler to fucking
• 36:41
  write his narrative and. All the propaganda.
• 36:44
  Everything and like just basically like saying that Jews
• 36:47
  were like weren't human, they were like creatures and like
• 36:50
  depicting them as like, you know, and as like ghouls and
• 36:55
  stuff. And it's like you believe it
• 36:57
  back then is you didn't have any other fucking source of media to
• 37:00
  tell you different. But it's funny now that we have
• 37:03
  all the media in the world and we have all the kind of means to
• 37:06
  kind of educate ourselves with stuff.
• 37:08
  But because you can flood like the media with so much fucking
• 37:14
  information, so much shite, so much fake news or, or false
• 37:18
  information or, you know, fucking false flags, this kind
• 37:21
  of stuff that like this is what what if if you look at like, I
• 37:26
  know it's kind of changing now, but like in Ireland, where we've
• 37:29
  always been on that kind of free Palestine, because we look at
• 37:35
  like the state of Israel being just fucking yeah, just
• 37:38
  colonized, fucking like our colonized.
• 37:40
  The made-up country. Yeah, like this.
• 37:43
  Yeah, like. It's only been around like since
• 37:46
  the 40s like. 70s or eight years, whatever it is.
• 37:50
  But I did the like, we look at it like the fucking the Brits
• 37:53
  invented a place to put all the Jews and then the Jews decided,
• 37:57
  ah, let's, let's do our own genocides.
• 38:00
  Time for us to do our 1:00. But like, but right now we've
• 38:04
  got this kind of a weird thing that like you can show the world
• 38:08
  that the genocide is happening, but people can still be food
• 38:13
  like America. What they get is totally
• 38:15
  different than what we get, you know, because they're being like
• 38:18
  Israel is our ally. And then like you hear people
• 38:21
  being like the fucking Palestinian Saturday with
• 38:24
  October 7th, like I don't know. It's been happening for the.
• 38:30
  Longest fucking time. I think this war started a
• 38:33
  couple of years ago. Like when?
• 38:35
  You kind of like. Oh my God, Like you do you
• 38:37
  don't. You don't know what's been
• 38:38
  happening for fucking like a century in there, like in the
• 38:41
  world. But.
• 38:42
  Again, it's propaganda, misinformation, all this, the
• 38:47
  fucking stuff. We, we think we have everything
• 38:50
  in front of us because we can see genocide happening in front
• 38:54
  of us. But there is parts of the world
• 38:55
  that are only seeing the story that has been given to them with
• 39:00
  the, you know, like the fucking we, we get into conspiracy
• 39:04
  theories. So yeah, like it's it's the
• 39:06
  puppet masters that are showing them the story that need to be
• 39:08
  shown so that they can have people on their side so that
• 39:11
  they can keep making money. Like people are making money
• 39:13
  from all these fucking kids dying, like, you know, so.
• 39:15
  That's exactly it. And like my SO, like my brother,
• 39:18
  it's not slightly off topic, but it's kind of the same thing when
• 39:21
  it comes to like news or whatever.
• 39:22
  And I was, he lives in New York, he has done for 2021 years now.
• 39:29
  And so I was asking, I was talking to him about Trump and
• 39:33
  stuff. So this was the first time
• 39:34
  around when he was in and I was just going on a bit like how
• 39:39
  like, oh, he's a fucking crazy person.
• 39:40
  He's whatever. And he was like, yeah, he was
• 39:42
  like, you can say that he was like, what?
• 39:44
  Living in the country, he has actually done some good things
• 39:49
  like because you don't know about that though, because
• 39:52
  they're not going to report that on World News.
• 39:54
  That's like, you know, good things for national news and
• 39:56
  state by state. Like obviously like some states
• 39:59
  probably benefit more than others, but like because
• 40:02
  different states of different laws and whatever, but he was
• 40:03
  like he has done some good like. And I was like, yeah, but again,
• 40:08
  that's not, that's not him. Is it really?
• 40:10
  It's kind of just like the people underneath him in each
• 40:13
  state. And he was like saying that like
• 40:16
  everyone kind of like paints them as this like, disgusting,
• 40:19
  horrible person. He's like, he's just fucking
• 40:20
  stupid. Like he is an idiot.
• 40:22
  He was like, I don't think he's right as president.
• 40:24
  I don't think he should have been elected in the 1st place.
• 40:27
  But he has put in to place some good things.
• 40:32
  And this time around, it's like he's just like, I, I don't know
• 40:37
  what the fuck is going on this time.
• 40:39
  Like, I really like, I just think because he knows he has
• 40:41
  six months left to live, basically.
• 40:43
  He's the doctors who said that. And I'm kind of like, yay on one
• 40:48
  hand, but the other hand, then they're going to get JD Vance.
• 40:52
  Yeah, that's worse. Well, I see.
• 40:54
  I don't know. I don't know what it is like.
• 40:57
  I think like it's the the emperor's new claws, like, you
• 41:00
  know, like this kind of stuff that like when if Trump was one
• 41:03
  of. The lever crumb.
• 41:04
  Yeah, this is this is the the the same person groove.
• 41:12
  I will allow you to have that because it's a fucking.
• 41:16
  It's a banger. Of the movie.
• 41:18
  Such a funny movie. And your man who does who does?
• 41:22
  Joe's voice and Family Guy, What's his name?
• 41:24
  It's like. Peter, Peter.
• 41:28
  Peter. Peter.
• 41:30
  Actually, I don't know if you watch the like, we will get back
• 41:32
  to it. It's just a quick side note.
• 41:34
  I don't know if you've been watching the latest episodes of
• 41:36
  Family Guy. No.
• 41:38
  So fucking funny. So funny because Seth
• 41:42
  MacFarlane, I think has just for the last few years it's been
• 41:45
  it's been good for like a few years now.
• 41:47
  I think it's like season 22. It's been so good since like 16
• 41:52
  at this point, right. But I think it's because.
• 41:55
  I'm an American dad, kind of a guy, and I, I.
• 41:58
  I love American dad. New bit of American Dad and
• 42:00
  Bob's Burger. So like when I'm on Disney Plus
• 42:02
  I might as well. If I'm looking for something, I
• 42:04
  might as well you. Have.
• 42:06
  It's so fucking funny because he's just given up on the idea
• 42:09
  that he's going to get an Emmy. He's just like, you know, they
• 42:11
  did like it was like Emmy guy and it was all like a different
• 42:15
  parodies of like, say, Modern Family and shows that actually
• 42:18
  did win Emmys. And then he just they're they're
• 42:22
  gone really similarly more so towards South Park now at this
• 42:26
  point, and they just don't give a fuck.
• 42:29
  And it's so funny and it's like like it's very much like honed
• 42:33
  in on the fact that like Lois and Peter just hate each other
• 42:36
  and they're like they're only together for like whatever, but
• 42:38
  it's it's such a it's so fucking funny.
• 42:41
  It's like, really, they don't give a fuck who they're pissing
• 42:44
  off anymore. Like South Park.
• 42:45
  And then there's like my favorite quote that I say all
• 42:48
  the time by Lois. And it was just like, all right,
• 42:49
  you win. I guess I'm not woke, OK, You
• 42:52
  win. That's what all you gay people
• 42:53
  want right to. Win with your gay stuff.
• 42:58
  How did we get my Family Guy? Where?
• 43:00
  Where did this? Where did this train go off the
• 43:02
  rails? We're talking about the guy who
• 43:04
  does the voice for Cronk in Emperor's New Clothes and you
• 43:07
  were talking about Emperors new Clothes because of Trump.
• 43:09
  Yeah. The actual Emperor's New
• 43:11
  Clothes, which is the, the, the old story about this guy
• 43:15
  convinced, no, not the lama, but the guy convinced the emperor
• 43:19
  that he could make him a suit. And he met him at an invisible
• 43:23
  suit. And he said he, he told, he told
• 43:27
  the emperor that it's the finest suit ever.
• 43:29
  And the emperor walked down the street with his balls hanging
• 43:31
  out, but everybody was too afraid.
• 43:33
  Tell him you've never heard of this old fairy tale.
• 43:36
  No. I've never.
• 43:37
  Heard of it? No.
• 43:37
  This is this is where the whole thing so basically the emperor
• 43:41
  walks down the street with his cop and balls hanging out and
• 43:43
  he's fucking completely naked, but everybody is so afraid to
• 43:46
  tell them that your cop and balls are hanging out.
• 43:48
  You're. Cocked out, yeah.
• 43:49
  They say, oh emperor, that is the finest clause I've ever
• 43:53
  seen. But your man, the tailor who
• 43:55
  didn't make him a suit at all, just told the emperor that he
• 43:57
  met him a suit. The emperor's walking now and
• 43:59
  thinking that he can't see this because it's so fine, but
• 44:02
  everybody else can see it. And the whole place is just
• 44:05
  telling the emperor. And then one little kid goes
• 44:08
  here, I can see your cock and balls.
• 44:09
  And then the whole illusion has dropped.
• 44:12
  I think that's, that's kind of the, the gist of the thing.
• 44:15
  But that's what, that's what the, the Trump thing is.
• 44:17
  So Trump is walking out with his little cock and balls and
• 44:20
  everybody is telling them, oh, you've got such a fucking
• 44:22
  massive flu, big floppy donkey Dick, and everything that you're
• 44:26
  doing is so fucking great. Your hair looks lovely.
• 44:29
  You don't look like you're about to die.
• 44:31
  Stunning. No, no.
• 44:34
  The fact that your ankles are pouring out over your shoes
• 44:37
  isn't sickening at all, but it's and, but you know what I mean.
• 44:42
  When he died, Do they all keep up this pretense?
• 44:46
  You all right there then? What the hell?
• 44:50
  I actually thought you were going to fucking die there.
• 44:53
  It was the ankle thing, got me fat old woman legs.
• 44:59
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The the barn of his veins.
• 45:03
  Ankles, Yeah. He's.
• 45:05
  He's got very hoarse veins, but the.
• 45:08
  The. The thing about like JD Vance
• 45:11
  taking over after Trump dies because JD Vance doesn't like
• 45:15
  Trump, he said it straight. Up.
• 45:19
  Like years before, but because Trump needed Trump needed Vance
• 45:22
  to like get the fucking whatever the Bible bashers or whatever
• 45:27
  the fucking Vances fucking audience are that he brought him
• 45:31
  on more. Trump didn't like Vance.
• 45:33
  Vance didn't like Trump. But fans turned into something
• 45:35
  completely different. If you look at him now, he's
• 45:37
  this weird, a dark bore faced fucking idiot who like, you
• 45:42
  know, like all his facial feature seems to just rest in
• 45:45
  the middle of his face. But.
• 45:47
  He's just, I need to say, yeah, I think he's hot.
• 45:51
  I don't know what it is. I I, yeah, I think he's hot.
• 45:54
  He looks like if a baby made a wish to be an adult for a week.
• 46:00
  Like he looks like he looks like a giant toddler in a suit.
• 46:04
  I don't know. I think am I thinking to the
• 46:08
  right? Person like Oh no.
• 46:11
  It's not. I'm not saying he's old.
• 46:13
  You I wouldn't say. Yeah.
• 46:14
  Like he looks like a cherub. He looks like he's.
• 46:17
  He should be on the Sistine Chapel.
• 46:20
  He's hot. He's hot, you know he is hot.
• 46:24
  I think he's hot. You can't.
• 46:26
  Just show me a screen there that all I can see is his neck beard.
• 46:29
  But no, he's hot. I think he is.
• 46:32
  Obviously that's like counteract that that does that.
• 46:35
  It's cancelled out by who he is as a person, but I think he's a
• 46:38
  good looking dude. I don't I just think like he's
• 46:41
  he's just a spineless little sniveling kind of a yes man now
• 46:45
  and he's like same as the rest of same as the rest of Trump's
• 46:48
  fucking gang. But like, it's the it's it's
• 46:55
  when, when, if and when Trump dies.
• 46:57
  I don't know. I think Trump is going to be one
• 46:58
  of these guys who's fucking like Mick Jagger, like just will go
• 47:01
  forever. But like.
• 47:02
  He's like that dog that your parents have, right?
• 47:05
  And it's like, it's so old that it's just dragging itself around
• 47:10
  because it's back legs don't work.
• 47:11
  The eyes are like glazed over Gray and it's just, it stinks.
• 47:16
  And it's just. It just won't die.
• 47:20
  That's that's kind of what I get from him.
• 47:23
  And like you. Can have even.
• 47:24
  Love your family pet or to get to a point where it's like,
• 47:26
  dude, you like literally you're already rotting and you stink.
• 47:29
  Get out of my room. Like literally like that's
• 47:33
  that's how I see Trump going like.
• 47:36
  Yeah, well, like what he's, was he 76 or something like that?
• 47:40
  Like he's up in his late 70s, Like. 79 I think I just googled
• 47:44
  this the other day. Hang on.
• 47:46
  But like, yeah, so again, I don't know if, if, if things
• 47:51
  will like. Yeah, 79. 79 fuck my ass.
• 47:56
  He was 79 on the 14th of June and he oh it makes sense, he's a
• 48:00
  Gemini. Typical Gemini behavior.
• 48:06
  My ex was a Gemini and he probably was akin to Trump so.
• 48:11
  Oh my God, he's he's put extra tariffs on fucking the Mexicans.
• 48:18
  Typical Gemini. Such a Gemini thing to do.
• 48:21
  Oh. My Oh my God, he's he's mass
• 48:25
  supporting people who who are just easy targets.
• 48:29
  Oh my God, you know his fucking Mercury isn't retrograde.
• 48:33
  I just popped into my head. It's that, like the Irish pop
• 48:37
  stars, that Nadine Coyle. Oh yeah, on.
• 48:39
  The fifth of the sixth, like 1985, making me a Gemini.
• 48:44
  Gemini, that's me. I get the wrong date of birth.
• 48:47
  But what year? What?
• 48:50
  Year. Did.
• 48:53
  I hurt. And then it comes to like,
• 48:55
  she's, she's like adamant that she's telling the truth.
• 48:58
  And then like, is it Dana that comes up?
• 49:01
  It's like, who's like in the fucking thing?
• 49:03
  And she's like, like we've had a friendship, Nadine.
• 49:05
  Like I think he would tell me the truth.
• 49:07
  Like absolutely, I would tell you the truth.
• 49:08
  I would tell you the truth. And then they brought her back
• 49:10
  the next year because she's actually turned 17.
• 49:12
  Yeah. If anybody who's not from
• 49:15
  Ireland or knows fucking Girls Aloud is listen to this now
• 49:19
  going what the fuck are they talking about?
• 49:22
  They went from naked emperor to fucking.
• 49:26
  Where's my past pure? Sexy JD Van.
• 49:31
  Yes. What?
• 49:33
  What Nazi are we talking? I don't know what we're talking.
• 49:37
  Speaking of Nazis. We were talking about the.
• 49:38
  Nazis. Yeah, that's what we're talking
• 49:40
  about, Trump. Trump.
• 49:41
  Trump's family. No, you're.
• 49:44
  Talking about JD Vance. Yeah, I know you're talking
• 49:46
  about JD Vance, but like, I think we can, we can rock off JD
• 49:49
  Vance now. Like, I just don't know.
• 49:52
  The thing about JD Vance is I just don't know if he's going to
• 49:54
  continue the kind of the Trump of it all.
• 49:59
  Like if he's going to keep on going because like he's MAGA.
• 50:02
  MAGA still is a movement. You know what I mean?
• 50:04
  Like, it's not just Trump. Trump is Trump because MAGA.
• 50:07
  MAGA is MAGA because of Trump. So.
• 50:09
  I don't know, my favorite trend on TikTok right now is like
• 50:14
  Republican makeup. And there's so there's this one
• 50:16
  TikTok video that went viral because it's like like saying,
• 50:19
  I've never seen a good looking MAGA woman.
• 50:23
  And everyone's like, well, there's your, there's your
• 50:28
  chance. It's all just the ugliest little
• 50:31
  Republican trolls who can't do their makeup have like a fucking
• 50:34
  single hair for eyebrows drawn heavy black liner, bright pink
• 50:39
  lip gloss. And that's just like disgusting
• 50:43
  women. And it is literally, it's just
• 50:45
  like an this is where it confuses me because like, JD
• 50:48
  Vance is hot. I'm like.
• 50:50
  You want these? You can't tell me there's no
• 50:52
  sexy Republican women. Like every stripper is
• 50:55
  Republican. I don't give a fuck.
• 50:56
  There's like. You think every stripper?
• 50:59
  Every. Stripper.
• 50:59
  Like at least below the Bible belt in America, every stripper
• 51:02
  is Republican. They're all fucking God's eagle
• 51:05
  and guns. Like that's, that's the way they
• 51:07
  are. Well, Mary Magdalene actually
• 51:09
  appeared to me in a dream and she told me.
• 51:12
  She told me, Stacy, you got to dance.
• 51:15
  So that's why I'm dancing. And the strip club are like my
• 51:17
  family. It's like, because the Lord
• 51:21
  decided to take my own family, it's like, oh, your family died.
• 51:24
  No, they just won't talk to me anymore because I get my.
• 51:28
  But my dad subscribes my only fans so I still get popular.
• 51:33
  I still occasionally have sex with my stepdaddy in his truck.
• 51:36
  But I mean, yeah, I think, I think our listener base is a
• 51:43
  listener base that knows that it's not going.
• 51:46
  To hear people are listening, if there's four people listening to
• 51:49
  this, I'd be fucking surprised. I we're just.
• 51:52
  We're just moving. Into the abyss here.
• 51:54
  There's absolutely no way there's anybody listening to
• 51:56
  this whatever the statistics you're fucking looking up is
• 52:00
  just wrong. There's like I wouldn't I sat
• 52:03
  down and and was I was kind of smiling at the you know, the AI
• 52:08
  generated chapters on Spotify now and then to give you to give
• 52:13
  you a little kind of a teaser of what the episode sounds like.
• 52:18
  I. Haven't seen that, what did they
• 52:19
  say? Well no, if you look at Spotify
• 52:22
  it actually did come up with like chapters for the episode
• 52:27
  and it's AI. Generated.
• 52:28
  They'll give it like headings, but then they do a little kind
• 52:31
  of a teaser of like 30 seconds of a clip.
• 52:35
  You can listen to the to the podcast and I clicked on that 30
• 52:37
  seconds of a clip and I annoyed myself so much within 5 seconds
• 52:42
  that I said this is unlistenable garbage.
• 52:44
  Why? What?
• 52:45
  What I. Just don't want to hear me talk
• 52:47
  about anything ever in my life. And if you're listening to this
• 52:50
  now and you're still fucking zoned in and what I'm talking
• 52:53
  about, shame on you. I'm a.
• 52:55
  Fucking. Go away.
• 52:56
  Why? Would you?
• 52:57
  Listen to me. I don't even want to listen to
• 53:00
  me. I'm stuck with me you can get
• 53:02
  free. To be fair, the numbers have
• 53:07
  gone up since we let Alex take the reins a little bit.
• 53:12
  Bingo, we mentioned. Alex.
• 53:13
  Thanks, Alex. Bingo.
• 53:14
  Yeah, Alex is like you. Like we we just show up.
• 53:18
  Alex is the the backbone of this fucking train wreck.
• 53:21
  He's trying so hard to steer it back onto the track and he's
• 53:26
  doing a good job. Alice is the back owner.
• 53:28
  We're we're the tumor at the base of the spine.
• 53:31
  Oh yeah, just taking the legs from under our own podcasts.
• 53:35
  We, we can't actually operate because if we cut it open, it
• 53:38
  will spread. So you'll be in more pain.
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  a bra. Yeah, I was trying not to laugh
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  at it. I was just like, oh, you.
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  And look at this, we actually got a sponsor in before the
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  first hour. That just shows that we've got
• 54:52
  not. Annie, why are we talking about
• 54:54
  the Nazis? Why exactly is this?
• 54:58
  Nazis I. Don't know it's been so vague.
• 55:01
  Like are you talking about the experiments?
• 55:03
  Are you talking about eugenics? We're supposed to research this?
• 55:08
  We. I said to you what specifically
• 55:12
  about I'm going to. Go and look up all of this weird
• 55:16
  stuff you said something about like.
• 55:17
  Secret. Don't you put this on me, Ricky
• 55:21
  Bobby. Don't you put?
• 55:23
  Daddy on me, Ricky Bobby. Don't you die, God damn it.
• 55:29
  I did post that earlier. I was like that soundtrack is
• 55:31
  one of the most underrated. Like it's so good.
• 55:36
  And build the. Dreams together.
• 55:39
  If anyone's wondering what we're talking about now, I went from
• 55:41
  Talladega Nights and then he went straight into it.
• 55:43
  Walk Hard. But the Dewey, the Dewey cock
• 55:47
  story. Walk Hard is one of the greatest
• 55:49
  films that nobody's ever watched and it's so good.
• 55:53
  It's John C Reilly basically doing Walk the Lane and all
• 55:59
  those. Kind of.
• 55:59
  The music, What's what do you call them?
• 56:04
  Biopics so like. Yeah, the.
• 56:07
  Ray Charles and the Johnny Cash by OP It's basically just a piss
• 56:10
  taking them and it's so so good. He.
• 56:14
  He starts out like his music basically is like really a clean
• 56:17
  cut and then he goes to Johnny Cash, then he goes to like Bob
• 56:20
  Dylan and he goes. To like Jim.
• 56:22
  Morrison, like he goes through all like it's such a fucking
• 56:25
  clever, good movie. And it's like it's one of my
• 56:29
  many vocal stems that I have. I'll just be walking out in the
• 56:32
  kitchen and I'll go Paul Rudd, John Lennon, like we are The
• 56:34
  Beatles. The Beatles.
• 56:35
  From Liverpool. Like I'm tired of you.
• 56:40
  Being so dark and brooding when I'm so impish and whimsical.
• 56:43
  Whimsical. Here's a thought for you.
• 56:57
  I wrote a song about an octopus. It's like, shut up, Ringo,
• 57:01
  you're lucky we even let you play.
• 57:02
  Drums. We are The Beatles after all.
• 57:07
  Nobody has a bad trip. It's amazing what you can think
• 57:15
  if you just imagine. And he has the rest.
• 57:21
  We're going to be an hour of just caught in this movie.
• 57:29
  What's the very * Lewis? The movie is so funny because
• 57:32
  it's like, so the poster for Walk Hard is like Johnny Cash
• 57:36
  leaning against the wall and then it opens on him and then
• 57:39
  like the little stage runner comes out.
• 57:42
  He's like, Mr. Cox is like why do we?
• 57:44
  Cox needs to think about his entire life story but before he
• 57:47
  plays the show. It just goes back.
• 57:52
  To like when he was a teen and it's so funny.
• 57:54
  So it's like he's supposed to be 14 but they don't make John C.
• 57:58
  Reilly look anyway younger. John C Reilly playing a 14 year
• 58:02
  old and it's so good. And it's so and Kristen and
• 58:06
  everyone else around him is like 14.
• 58:07
  Like they're all like 14 year olds.
• 58:08
  And then Kristen Wiig is his like.
• 58:10
  His. His.
• 58:11
  Girlfriend after he caught his 14 year old girlfriend.
• 58:20
  We're never. Going to make it doing.
• 58:22
  I'm rich and successful. She's like she's kissing him
• 58:28
  goodbye. He's going off her tours.
• 58:29
  She's. Like, OK, I love you.
• 58:30
  You're never. Going to make it OK.
• 58:34
  She's like she divorces it and she's leaving with the kids and
• 58:38
  then she goes come here Miles and like gestures for his chimp.
• 58:41
  He has a pet chimp and he's like, you can take the kids.
• 58:45
  Leave me my monkey. It's yeah, it's.
• 58:50
  It's. It's, and this is terrible
• 58:52
  podcast, like just go watch it. It's called it's called Walker.
• 58:56
  Watch it. Turn off the podcast right now
• 58:59
  and go watch Walker or I think you Should leave.
• 59:03
  Yeah, I think You Should leave would also be something
• 59:06
  something for you to watch other than listening to this podcast.
• 59:11
  We are sorry. Well you're so down on it now
• 59:13
  you're making me feel bad and self-conscious.
• 59:15
  About what? We haven't.
• 59:17
  You talk about four minutes about Nazis.
• 59:20
  You told me this. I.
• 59:21
  Thought you had something, right, Right.
• 59:23
  You had this whole thing. You told me that there was like,
• 59:25
  creepy, like there was like creepy secret bases somewhere
• 59:31
  that they had weird things. Yes, talk.
• 59:34
  About that. Jesus Christ, I've been here
• 59:37
  fucking for the like, fighting for my life for the past hour
• 59:40
  and 3 minutes. And you knew this all along?
• 59:43
  Yeah. But I thought you had he was
• 59:45
  just taking off. Like you.
• 59:47
  Had stuff. So anyways.
• 59:50
  Whatever, I'm going to go get more wine because you're pissing
• 59:53
  me off now. OK, so while Danny's going for
• 59:57
  wine, I'm going to tell you people about alien bases in
• 1:00:01
  Antarctica and how the Nazis went to Antarctica to use all
• 1:00:06
  this alien technology. And that's kind of it.
• 1:00:11
  That's that's the story. I don't, I don't know the yeah,
• 1:00:14
  I don't know. I don't know the insurance and
• 1:00:17
  outs of it. Basically, basically the story
• 1:00:21
  is that Hitler sent a bunch of ships down to Antarctica to to
• 1:00:29
  set up a base in Antarctica. And everyone's like, why would
• 1:00:32
  you want the base in Antarctica? And the rumors are, or the
• 1:00:37
  conspiracy is that aliens have a base in Antarctica and the Nazis
• 1:00:42
  went down there and made a pact with the aliens.
• 1:00:45
  And that's how they became so technologically advanced during
• 1:00:49
  World War 2. So like the thing that the Nazis
• 1:00:53
  had over everybody else, like the French had like a massive
• 1:00:56
  army. It's funny because if if the
• 1:01:00
  French marched on on Germany when Germany were invading
• 1:01:05
  Poland, there wouldn't be World War 2.
• 1:01:07
  Like the Germans would have just had to have surrendered like
• 1:01:09
  because the French army was beyond anything that Germans
• 1:01:15
  could deal with. But as the war was going on and
• 1:01:18
  the the Germans got more kind of technologically advanced like so
• 1:01:24
  they came out with tanks and fucking all kinds of like new
• 1:01:30
  kinds of guns, weaponry, fucking fighter jets, not jets.
• 1:01:33
  What they got fire planes like, and it was like, it all happened
• 1:01:40
  in a few years that the Germans actually sat at surpassing all
• 1:01:43
  the other armies just technologically.
• 1:01:45
  And there is people out there that are like, that's that's
• 1:01:48
  suspicious, That's weird. So yeah, the story is that they
• 1:01:54
  went down to Antarctica and found a bunch of aliens and the
• 1:02:00
  aliens made a pact. What the aliens were getting
• 1:02:03
  over and I don't know, but apparently they made a pact.
• 1:02:06
  With the Germans gave them. I don't know.
• 1:02:09
  I don't know big muscular, blonde, blue eyed men.
• 1:02:12
  You should see them if you if you think I'm cute, you should
• 1:02:17
  see the big Norsemen that I fancy.
• 1:02:20
  You just like. I just thought that that's the
• 1:02:22
  exact gesture that I picture. Like, you know those girls who
• 1:02:25
  posed like this in their selfies back in like 2004?
• 1:02:28
  That. Yeah, just like.
• 1:02:30
  Isn't it like a? Pushing, pushing their lips in.
• 1:02:34
  Yeah, but there's like a in their law, and you know that
• 1:02:36
  like nobody can own Antarctica, isn't it?
• 1:02:39
  There's a packed Med that like all the countries have that no
• 1:02:44
  one can actually go down there and claim Antarctica.
• 1:02:46
  But the the the mysteries of Antarctica actually kind of it
• 1:02:52
  leads to like the a bunch of conspiracy is mainly flat.
• 1:02:56
  This episode is now about Antarctica, so.
• 1:03:00
  Yeah, like, I don't know again, I'd like just to hit the bingo
• 1:03:04
  card. We we could do a full episode on
• 1:03:08
  Antarctic and like what it what could be down the.
• 1:03:10
  Place. Yeah, but it's like, so there's
• 1:03:13
  a pact with everyone that they're that nobody is allowed
• 1:03:17
  go down there and actually fucking claim any of the land.
• 1:03:20
  But also you're not really allowed to go down there.
• 1:03:24
  There's like a bunch of countries have a kind of a a
• 1:03:29
  packed made that you can't like you can't just get a ball and go
• 1:03:32
  down to Antarctica. You have to get permission, you
• 1:03:34
  have to pay money, you have to have somebody to guide you and
• 1:03:37
  to bring you down there. And they say it's for safety.
• 1:03:41
  Yeah, exactly. Only like there's, there's
• 1:03:43
  research stations down there and stuff like that, but what are
• 1:03:46
  the researching? That.
• 1:03:47
  So it's it's the whole thing of where that's apparently if
• 1:03:50
  you're flat Earther where the wall is, that's the.
• 1:03:55
  Outer wall, yeah. So.
• 1:03:57
  The. Flat Earth believe that we've
• 1:03:58
  got that the poles are actually the North Pole is just the
• 1:04:03
  centre of the disk, and that the South Pole is actually not a
• 1:04:07
  pole at all. It's a massive ring of ice that
• 1:04:10
  goes around the, the, the Flat Earth that keeps all the water
• 1:04:14
  in and keeps us from falling off the sides.
• 1:04:16
  And so that's why the Flat Earth people believe that we can't go
• 1:04:20
  down there. But like, again, there's guys
• 1:04:22
  have gone down there and they've, they've like videoed
• 1:04:25
  themselves standing underneath fucking the sun where it casts
• 1:04:29
  no shadow. And this kind of where like flat
• 1:04:31
  archives are prove its owner like, OK, you come down with us.
• 1:04:33
  And then the flat archives. There's been guys that are are
• 1:04:37
  the biggest kind of them proponents, like the guys that
• 1:04:42
  are fighting for flat arts saying like, no, this is
• 1:04:44
  bullshit. And then they're offered come
• 1:04:45
  down to the come down to the South Pole.
• 1:04:47
  We'll show you. And then those guys come back
• 1:04:50
  and say it to the other flat Arthur's guys.
• 1:04:53
  It's true. We've been down there.
• 1:04:54
  It's we're we're on a globe, We're on a flat.
• 1:04:57
  And then all the flat Arthur's go, Oh, you're so pure fucking
• 1:05:00
  with them now. You were always with them.
• 1:05:02
  They got. To.
• 1:05:03
  You. Exactly, exactly.
• 1:05:05
  But they actual Nazi conspiracies is what I was going
• 1:05:08
  to say is that they went down there, that they created bases
• 1:05:12
  down there and they met up with these fucking alien races that
• 1:05:16
  gave them technology that they could make fucking advanced
• 1:05:19
  weapons. And that's how they almost took
• 1:05:23
  over the world. And then like again, like you
• 1:05:25
  say, like the the Nazis have ties with the occult.
• 1:05:28
  That's why it's kind of when it's vague, like when when you
• 1:05:31
  do tackle the Nazis or like the not the ACT tackling Nazis would
• 1:05:37
  be probably what happened in World War 2.
• 1:05:39
  But I mean to say is that the actual kind of the subject
• 1:05:44
  matter when you tackle that, you kind of have to take them bite
• 1:05:47
  size chunks. So that's when you say, oh,
• 1:05:48
  we're doing the Nazis. I get in my head, I have to be
• 1:05:51
  like, oh, what is the aspect of the Nazis?
• 1:05:53
  Because if you go down like and say like, OK, let's go to Joseph
• 1:05:57
  Mangale, who's doing these experiments, there's a whole
• 1:05:59
  kind of fucking, you know, you could do hours on the kind of
• 1:06:02
  shit that he done. But like there's the with.
• 1:06:04
  The, the, the occult thing I think is it's only kind of
• 1:06:09
  something that's like started to come into like main like public
• 1:06:14
  knowledge now. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:16
  Just because they're unearthed and loads of different things.
• 1:06:19
  So with like, I've started working with demons and stuff
• 1:06:22
  like that now, right? Very, very new to it, but I got
• 1:06:26
  a bunch of books. If you look her up, the author
• 1:06:29
  is actually incredible. S Connelly and she, her whole
• 1:06:32
  family for generations and generations have been, it's
• 1:06:36
  called like demonology. Yeah, demonology.
• 1:06:40
  But it's like you're a demonologist.
• 1:06:42
  No, demonology is the study. Demonology is the worship.
• 1:06:46
  So. Her family for years have been
• 1:06:48
  that, right. So I'm reading into this and
• 1:06:50
  like my books, whatever. It's really, really interesting
• 1:06:53
  to read. And a lot of them are.
• 1:06:55
  So you hear these like big names these I think we got into this
• 1:06:57
  last week where it's like the kind of Hollywood movie.
• 1:07:01
  So you have like Isuzu that was the bad demon inside or
• 1:07:05
  whatever. So no demon is good or bad.
• 1:07:09
  Like it's how you they'll give you what you want, but it's how
• 1:07:14
  you use it basically is kind of the thing.
• 1:07:18
  So a lot of them, a lot of like demonologists, they don't
• 1:07:23
  condone like sacrifice killing, anything like that.
• 1:07:28
  But there's theories that obviously Mengele was harvesting
• 1:07:32
  organs every fucking day. He's able to just give a child's
• 1:07:37
  heart or fucking a pair of lungs or all of this stuff.
• 1:07:41
  And that hope that whole theory is that like basically you had
• 1:07:43
  scientists like him and then other people like and why they
• 1:07:47
  were doing the lampshade fucking skin things as basically as like
• 1:07:53
  offerings to these demons to get what they wanted.
• 1:07:57
  And the whole kind of theory is because they are very like, you
• 1:08:01
  have to be so respectful. They're very transactional.
• 1:08:03
  Like I said before, it got to a point where they had kind of
• 1:08:07
  stopped delivering, and that's kind of when they started like
• 1:08:13
  losing a lot of their power. So the alien thing would make
• 1:08:16
  sense that they stopped delivering.
• 1:08:19
  So the Soviets and the Allies didn't beat the the the Nazis,
• 1:08:24
  it was the fact that they stopped offering.
• 1:08:29
  Beliel beliel didn't get a heart and he was just like, you know
• 1:08:32
  what these bitches fuck I'm I'm blocking them revoked like no
• 1:08:37
  access to me anymore. Girl, boy, like that's that.
• 1:08:41
  That was another theory that I read and I thought that was
• 1:08:43
  really interesting because it was just like, okay, like, and
• 1:08:47
  the only like thing that I can say, like working with demons is
• 1:08:49
  that I told you about that, the one with Boone with the money.
• 1:08:52
  And I was like ran out to get fucking cake the next day
• 1:08:55
  because I was like, that's too, too close.
• 1:08:57
  Like, yeah. And like I ran out to do that.
• 1:09:00
  And it's like, they do give you what you want.
• 1:09:02
  Like you've got to like, fucking offer things.
• 1:09:04
  Like I don't know if you saw my post, I did a thing last night
• 1:09:08
  and I offered like dark chocolate is the specific demon
• 1:09:11
  I was working with likes dark chocolate and literally like the
• 1:09:16
  chocolate on the plate. I know I didn't say like I
• 1:09:20
  really do. It's so.
• 1:09:20
  Specific. It's just like, how do you know?
• 1:09:23
  It is just. I just wonder like.
• 1:09:25
  Some medieval dude out there going guys, if you leave dark
• 1:09:29
  chocolate on your windowsill at night, it's an offering to the.
• 1:09:33
  DI. But you judge, and then he's
• 1:09:36
  just going to eat nice chocolate because he loves dark chocolate.
• 1:09:41
  It's like, but you do like receive.
• 1:09:43
  My offering that means he's going to deliver.
• 1:09:46
  He's like, yeah, but I know it's like it's the case.
• 1:09:52
  Like some guy went around taking like demons lunch orders.
• 1:09:55
  He's like and for you and for you, Agrath Mapala like okay,
• 1:10:00
  Asmorius, what can I get you? He's.
• 1:10:07
  Absolutely loves it. It's simple like that.
• 1:10:09
  But like that's that's that that is a whole theory.
• 1:10:11
  And I've seen these like videos on these like these crazy people
• 1:10:17
  on TikTok just being like, and that was the reason that he got
• 1:10:21
  thrown from power and like, well, that and like Rasputin
• 1:10:24
  stopped like worshipping this demon.
• 1:10:27
  So because he wasn't like I've seen nothing could kill him.
• 1:10:31
  And then he was killed. And then it was just like when
• 1:10:33
  he stopped with this demon. And it's just like, alright,
• 1:10:35
  this is fucking stupid because it's like, and I think people
• 1:10:39
  who are like will say like, oh, the demon was in the room with
• 1:10:43
  me. I was like, you need to, you
• 1:10:45
  need a therapist because that's psychosis.
• 1:10:48
  That's not like fucking like, you know what I mean?
• 1:10:51
  Like if you're like seeing things and hearing things, you
• 1:10:53
  need to go to a fucking like psychiatrist.
• 1:10:55
  And I think like the German, like the not like the Germans,
• 1:10:59
  German people in general are fucking mental.
• 1:11:01
  No, the Nazis, I think we're just so ingrained into it and
• 1:11:05
  Hitler was so into it and it was kind of like doing like demon
• 1:11:08
  masses was like another thing that apparently they were they
• 1:11:12
  were all working in. And it's like, again, I can
• 1:11:15
  probably be seen as the the propaganda thing that you just
• 1:11:19
  if it's fed down your throat enough, you're going to believe
• 1:11:21
  it. So it's like all of these things
• 1:11:24
  and they had like each like soldiers out to you had to have
• 1:11:28
  like a certain number of organs each month, like for sacrifice.
• 1:11:37
  So you when you kill someone, you had to remove something and
• 1:11:40
  that was where the whole is it is it?
• 1:11:44
  Do you know the way in the Inglorious bastards and they
• 1:11:46
  they carried the thing, but there's there was yeah, but
• 1:11:50
  there was yeah. Scalps.
• 1:11:51
  Yeah, that's what it is. Nazi scalps.
• 1:11:53
  I was going to say ears. I haven't watched it in a while.
• 1:11:56
  Yeah, because. He was.
• 1:11:58
  He was a part Native American is Aloe.
• 1:12:01
  Apache he. Was an Apache.
• 1:12:03
  Yeah. 116 Apache. I want to be those Nazi scalps.
• 1:12:08
  And you got to give me 100 Nazi scalps.
• 1:12:10
  But yeah, that's apparently a thing that like that it came
• 1:12:13
  from that that like when they did kill someone, they had like
• 1:12:17
  a quota of organs. They were harvesting organs for
• 1:12:21
  like the Nazis were harv harvesting organs for.
• 1:12:24
  Yeah, for. Demons, apparently.
• 1:12:27
  Yeah, that's it. You're.
• 1:12:28
  Right when you're in the battlefield, it's it's it's
• 1:12:30
  really, really interesting. It's like, I mean, I obviously I
• 1:12:33
  don't know how true that is, but like it's apparently it goes
• 1:12:36
  that there was like, so they had several different demons that
• 1:12:39
  they would worship and they had them in like what's called a
• 1:12:41
  pantheon, which is like a a sect of like demons.
• 1:12:47
  So you can have like a demon that represents something for
• 1:12:51
  everything. So say like my demon would be
• 1:12:54
  like boon for wealth, but I can have like Asmodeus for like lust
• 1:13:01
  and love and whatever. They all do different things.
• 1:13:03
  And and there was the whole thing that like Hitler had
• 1:13:07
  wanted so much and then promised so much that he had all of his
• 1:13:11
  soldiers basically collect organs from their kills to bring
• 1:13:16
  back for sacrifice. That's how kind of crazy they
• 1:13:22
  were and mental. And that's why they, like, they
• 1:13:26
  did kind of fucking destroy what, half of Europe, like
• 1:13:31
  apparently, allegedly. Well, yeah, that's the sort of
• 1:13:35
  like all on. So that conspiracy is about
• 1:13:38
  them. The reason why they're taking
• 1:13:41
  over Europe is because they needed more organs to sacrifice.
• 1:13:47
  No, I mean, that's why they had gotten that much success.
• 1:13:50
  Oh, OK, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
• 1:13:52
  So like, yeah, so they were, they were sacrificed and stuff
• 1:13:55
  and then that's how they got more and more power and stuff
• 1:13:57
  like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:59
  That's. The theory.
• 1:14:00
  That makes sense, but it's not. It's again like there's no demon
• 1:14:03
  that's good or bad like even Satan like and even in like the
• 1:14:06
  fucking Bible he's Lucifer is is.
• 1:14:09
  Falling. Yeah.
• 1:14:13
  An Angel. Yeah, none of them are kind of
• 1:14:16
  like inherently bad. There are some.
• 1:14:20
  So I've been reading about this, like in in this book by S
• 1:14:23
  Conley. She's a complete guide.
• 1:14:26
  It's like a fucking big thick thing.
• 1:14:28
  It's like the fucking Bible, basically.
• 1:14:31
  And there are a few names now. I've heard them thrown around in
• 1:14:36
  kind of like pop culture spooky shows that I watch and stuff.
• 1:14:41
  And they are obviously the writer of the show has done
• 1:14:44
  research, but it's like kind of just, there's demons that aren't
• 1:14:50
  good or bad, but then there's malevolent spirits and like,
• 1:14:56
  they kind of like to fuck shit up.
• 1:14:57
  They're the ones that like, they'll come to you if you want
• 1:15:00
  something like. The.
• 1:15:01
  Mischievous kind of ones. The ones that are the chaos
• 1:15:05
  demons, basically, yeah. Yeah, but they're not even
• 1:15:08
  demons, they're spirits. So they're not like part of
• 1:15:10
  that, like a demon itself is got basically too much to fucking
• 1:15:14
  deal with to like like, you know, for petty shit like that.
• 1:15:18
  So they send they've got like under under bosses basically
• 1:15:22
  because you've got like Dukes Princess, like it goes the
• 1:15:25
  hierarchy. So the under the like lesser
• 1:15:27
  ones will be the ones that like you call on to do like fucking
• 1:15:33
  shitty stuff to people. But obviously for that scale
• 1:15:38
  with Germany, he's probably going to the big wigs and like,
• 1:15:42
  offering these things for it. And they're like, well, you
• 1:15:44
  know, you're giving me a heart. I can't say no.
• 1:15:46
  It's just the way it is. But like, there's so much of
• 1:15:50
  that a cold thing around the Nazis.
• 1:15:52
  And there's been so many movies based off that alone.
• 1:15:55
  Like I watched this one on Prime and it was like, I completely
• 1:15:59
  forget what it's called, but what's the name of that castle
• 1:16:04
  all the artwork was was in? They didn't parody of it on The
• 1:16:08
  Simpsons, but it was it was a real thing.
• 1:16:10
  Man, a bunch of guys who stole all the artwork, all the Nazis.
• 1:16:12
  Is this the thing? It was in a castle like
• 1:16:15
  somewhere in Germany. They'd raided it and they'd shot
• 1:16:18
  all the Nazis and it was full of a bunch of stolen network and
• 1:16:21
  stuff. And so they had to.
• 1:16:24
  I mean, there's no truth in the movie at all is.
• 1:16:25
  This a George Clooney. Movie.
• 1:16:27
  No, it's, it's some fucking weird B movie that I watched on
• 1:16:32
  Prime. It's like it's a horror movie.
• 1:16:34
  It wasn't like a George Clooney movie, but like basically the
• 1:16:36
  whole and the whole like, kind of premise.
• 1:16:38
  The story is they the platoon that arrives and, like, kills
• 1:16:45
  all the Nazis. There's a different platoon
• 1:16:47
  coming in the morning to take all the artwork and bring it,
• 1:16:50
  but they have to stay overnight with it in case.
• 1:16:53
  Yeah, basically that. Yeah.
• 1:16:56
  And wrinkly gibberish. It's like first one to go was
• 1:17:03
  ASA. He had a heart attack carrying
• 1:17:05
  the crater of the. Reference, yeah.
• 1:17:11
  That's a bingo. Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding,
• 1:17:13
  Ding. That was also a Simpsons
• 1:17:15
  reference. I scream that, I scream.
• 1:17:21
  But yeah, so the movie basically is like, they there's this
• 1:17:24
  American platoon and they raid the castle, kill all the Nazis
• 1:17:28
  inside. It's full of like stolen artwork
• 1:17:30
  and all this kind of shit. So they have to stay overnight
• 1:17:33
  till the other platoon that's going to take the artwork back
• 1:17:36
  to the States or wherever gets there.
• 1:17:38
  And then they're all like slaughtered in the night by like
• 1:17:43
  vampire demon things, whatever the house is like crazy haunted.
• 1:17:47
  And then it comes, Oh yeah. But it turns it like the the
• 1:17:53
  last, the last girl, the final girl will say he goes up to the
• 1:17:58
  attic. And then it turns out there's
• 1:17:59
  this whole big fucking sigil painted on like the floor and
• 1:18:04
  loads of books and things like that, like demonology books or
• 1:18:07
  whatever. And that kind of like leans into
• 1:18:10
  the whole Nazi thing. And then like at the end of it,
• 1:18:12
  they cite like sources, which is just basically fucking crackpots
• 1:18:19
  writing online about how the Nazis used demons to like
• 1:18:22
  basically come to power. But yeah, it's.
• 1:18:24
  Pretty fucked up there's. Also the stuff about the Nazis,
• 1:18:30
  they they had people trawling, though, again, this is another
• 1:18:34
  conspiracy like, but it's, they had people trawling through the
• 1:18:38
  religious texts so that they could find different artifacts
• 1:18:44
  that are mentioned in the Bible, like, and we have, yeah, Indiana
• 1:18:48
  Jones is the, the Ark of the Covenant that they were actually
• 1:18:52
  looking for this, the Ark of the Covenant.
• 1:18:53
  And then that's, that's a whole thing.
• 1:18:56
  There's a, There's a place. Holy Grail as well.
• 1:18:59
  Holy Grail was yeah, yeah. So they, they have this, this
• 1:19:02
  kind of a idea that like sometimes these things that are
• 1:19:06
  are mentioned in the Bible, these kind of artifacts that
• 1:19:10
  people are talking about. There is their own conspiracies
• 1:19:13
  that these things are kind of weapons from either.
• 1:19:17
  Again, if people do the ancient alien kind of theories that
• 1:19:22
  these are things that are left by ancient aliens or the the
• 1:19:27
  what's this cerulean theory about us not being the 1st not
• 1:19:34
  being like the only people that ever lived here?
• 1:19:36
  Like so like fucking again, go back to to lizard people and all
• 1:19:40
  that thing and stuff. Like was there other races of
• 1:19:43
  people that lived on Earth before us and more.
• 1:19:45
  They technologically advanced and then they leave behind stuff
• 1:19:48
  so that people will talk with the Ark of the Covenant being
• 1:19:51
  this massive kind of nuclear weapon that could be like used
• 1:19:57
  as this fucking laser that could destroy cities or whatever, you
• 1:20:00
  know, like they think. A reset button basically.
• 1:20:03
  There's I think there's, there's all kinds of conspiracies are
• 1:20:06
  like a theories on what the actual things are themselves.
• 1:20:10
  But apparently the Nazis were out looking for these things and
• 1:20:13
  they had teams, teams of people literally like, I know Indiana
• 1:20:17
  Jones is the fucking, you know, that it's a fiction like, but
• 1:20:21
  there is a kind of claims out there that that's what the the
• 1:20:25
  Nazis were actually doing. They were looking for these kind
• 1:20:27
  of ancient technologies that were fucking crazy fucking
• 1:20:32
  weapons like. And then that obviously leads
• 1:20:34
  into like these again, like we're saying like we're we're
• 1:20:37
  just kind of roughly like skimming over this these Nazi
• 1:20:41
  topics, like of of the kind of shit that they've done.
• 1:20:44
  But like you, you need to kind of, yeah, you have to do your
• 1:20:47
  research on each kind of subject individually.
• 1:20:50
  Like like does this one where they're looking for ancient
• 1:20:53
  technologies, does that lend itself to this Antarctic UFO
• 1:20:56
  kind of a thing? There's like a there is it am I
• 1:21:02
  got mad or is the Foo Fighters is that they got their name from
• 1:21:06
  horror. I'm gonna have to look it up,
• 1:21:07
  but they got their name from UFO that they call it a UFO from
• 1:21:13
  like that was again is a conspiracy.
• 1:21:15
  That was that one of the the the machines that the Nazis were
• 1:21:18
  using back. No, actually I never think about
• 1:21:22
  band names and like how they get their names.
• 1:21:24
  So Foo Fighters, an unidentified flying object, originally
• 1:21:28
  one-of-a-kind reporter by US pilots joined the Second World
• 1:21:32
  War, usually described as a bright light or a ball of fire.
• 1:21:35
  Yeah. So this thing the Foo Fighters
• 1:21:36
  were, I think that the Americans were saying about the, the Nazis
• 1:21:40
  had this technology that was beyond any of their.
• 1:21:43
  So like they were seeing these fucking right lights just
• 1:21:46
  whizzing by them at speeds that they had no comprehension of.
• 1:21:49
  Like, so like, again, like what we're seeing with UFOs these
• 1:21:53
  days or people have talked about with tic tacs or flying saucers
• 1:21:56
  or whatever. But like Foo Fighter, Foo
• 1:21:58
  Fighters, what was described by American, you know, fucking the
• 1:22:02
  people in the Navy or the Air Force that they, they were
• 1:22:05
  seeing these things and they were saying that it was the
• 1:22:06
  Nazis had these fucking advanced weapons and stuff.
• 1:22:09
  And again, that just lends itself to the theories or the
• 1:22:12
  conspiracy about the UFOs or even that they were finding
• 1:22:16
  these weird technologies that already existed on the Earth for
• 1:22:19
  thousands of years, hundreds of thousands of years that.
• 1:22:23
  And weren't they like the first ones to kind of really pioneer
• 1:22:27
  like submarines and ocean exploration?
• 1:22:29
  Yeah, so they they got into like their technologies, I don't know
• 1:22:34
  if they were the first, but they definitely fucking them.
• 1:22:36
  They definitely like they were the experts by the end of it in
• 1:22:42
  in like submarines and stuff like that, which like again,
• 1:22:46
  everyone got really suspicious being like how come their
• 1:22:50
  technology advanced so fast and such a short amount of time that
• 1:22:53
  like their submarines were now like these fucking vessel
• 1:22:57
  destroying kind of things that like nobody.
• 1:23:00
  Else could do. It's the.
• 1:23:01
  Theory. As above, so below.
• 1:23:04
  So it's basically like space. We don't know anything about the
• 1:23:07
  sea, so apparently there's aliens, the whole alien race
• 1:23:11
  down as far as you can go down into.
• 1:23:13
  Oh yeah. Well, let's go math where remote
• 1:23:15
  viewing as well like that. Some of the guys from the remote
• 1:23:18
  viewing said that they when they were viewing below the ocean
• 1:23:25
  that they there's alien bases layered all over our fucking and
• 1:23:30
  same thing with same thing with like a guys who are ufologists,
• 1:23:35
  people who study UFOs and stuff like that.
• 1:23:37
  They say like the majority where we see UFOs flying on over
• 1:23:41
  mountains or whatever like that, that's because that's where
• 1:23:43
  people are. But the majority of UFO action
• 1:23:46
  happens out in the sea where people where nobody is seeing
• 1:23:49
  this kind of stuff. And like there's reports of.
• 1:23:52
  Oh, you hear so many crazy stuff from, like, trawlers.
• 1:23:56
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:23:56
  Like, did I mean just just dudes out deep sea fishing?
• 1:23:59
  Yeah. And like loads of reports and
• 1:24:01
  there's like. Spheres.
• 1:24:02
  Spheres coming out of the ocean into the sky and flying off and
• 1:24:08
  not making a splash. And the same with things going
• 1:24:11
  back, things submerging at high speeds into the water and making
• 1:24:15
  absolutely no splash, not not even a ripple on the ocean.
• 1:24:18
  A ripple. Yeah.
• 1:24:20
  And it's it's like a so that's another whole conspiracy that
• 1:24:23
  it's like NASA gave up after like, discovering 5% of it
• 1:24:28
  because they were just like, you know what?
• 1:24:29
  We're not meant to be down there, so we're just going to
• 1:24:31
  look upwards instead. And people are like, oh, but
• 1:24:33
  why? No, no, no.
• 1:24:34
  Just just just trust us on this one.
• 1:24:36
  We, we can't explore any further.
• 1:24:38
  But like no, no, no, no, listen, listen.
• 1:24:41
  What's down there is best left down there.
• 1:24:43
  We're going up here. Well, just to to tie that one
• 1:24:47
  back in is like to say that like with NASA and being afraid to
• 1:24:52
  explore anymore of the sea or anything, like NASA is full of
• 1:24:57
  Nazis. It's NASA.
• 1:24:59
  Absolutely. So like it wasn't an Operation
• 1:25:02
  paper clip where they took all the Nazis and they brought them
• 1:25:05
  over. And they like basically employed
• 1:25:07
  them to not kill them. Yeah, yeah, I like, I'm not.
• 1:25:11
  And that's mental. Like that's insane.
• 1:25:13
  And it's it's like, I don't know how he did it because just being
• 1:25:17
  a little fucking reject painter farm boy like Hitler found some
• 1:25:22
  of the most like powerful strong minds in Germany to work for
• 1:25:27
  him. And I'm also just like how
• 1:25:29
  powerfully strong and smarter you if you're going to work for
• 1:25:31
  this little fucking GIMP, like this little Austrian GIMP.
• 1:25:36
  Again, not to bring this back to another German, our good friend
• 1:25:40
  Trump, if you look at it now, but look, look at how but but
• 1:25:45
  that's it. Trump, he, he is German and the
• 1:25:48
  original, the original spelling of the the name is TRUMPF.
• 1:25:53
  So Trump, it's a proper German fucking mind Trump mind jump.
• 1:25:59
  Like, I'm just excited for for Melania to be free.
• 1:26:02
  I I want that Russian queen to be.
• 1:26:06
  Set. Loose, I love her.
• 1:26:10
  She's a. Brand, she's a.
• 1:26:11
  Diva. She is complicit, and she's
• 1:26:14
  complicit in Trump's anarchy anyways.
• 1:26:18
  No, but did you not? See that thing right.
• 1:26:20
  So like, she's very been pro pro-choice for the longest time.
• 1:26:24
  And then when she was doing like an interview with Entertainment
• 1:26:27
  Weekly and they were just like, oh, like, how do you feel about
• 1:26:29
  the fact that your husband's going to abolish it?
• 1:26:32
  And she was like, well, he knows how I feel.
• 1:26:34
  And there's no talking to that man because she's like.
• 1:26:37
  She. Hates him.
• 1:26:38
  She's like, he's not going to listen.
• 1:26:39
  Listen to me. He makes his mind up.
• 1:26:41
  He's president of United States. And it's just like, OK, Melania,
• 1:26:45
  please leave. And then she goes like this,
• 1:26:49
  like Jennifer Coolidge and anything.
• 1:26:51
  Yeah, she makes a very general Coolidge man face.
• 1:26:54
  Yeah, you look like the 4th of July.
• 1:26:59
  That's a good fucking Coolidge. That's a fucking good right?
• 1:27:03
  Yeah, it was a pretty. Oh God.
• 1:27:07
  Makes me want a hot dog. Real bad, my friend Mark.
• 1:27:14
  Loves it. He was I'll do like a Jennifer
• 1:27:16
  Coolidge voice note and he's just like you like you do a
• 1:27:19
  better Jennifer Coolidge. Jennifer Coolidge.
• 1:27:22
  I like to. Do an.
• 1:27:24
  Episode. Where it's just, it's just you
• 1:27:27
  and Jennifer Coolidge. Like I do a full.
• 1:27:29
  Yeah. I can't because I like I'm I'm
• 1:27:31
  hot. I'm hot for Stifler's mom.
• 1:27:33
  Like there's together, there's I couldn't do a full episode top
• 1:27:36
  in there big Gen. Alex clip that clip Clip the
• 1:27:40
  Jennifer. Where?
• 1:27:44
  Was I going with this? I was.
• 1:27:47
  Going somewhere with this Trump thing before you fucking
• 1:27:50
  derailed it with your Melania. All the time at Melania.
• 1:27:54
  I love Melania, Sorry. Fucking.
• 1:27:57
  Yeah. Always with the Melania.
• 1:28:03
  No, it was. I tell you where I was going
• 1:28:05
  with it, it was because you were saying how he how Adolf Hitler,
• 1:28:09
  I kind of just kind of a fucking lunatic who dropped out of art
• 1:28:15
  school had all of these fucking powerful people on board.
• 1:28:18
  But when you you have the machine behind you, like Trump
• 1:28:20
  has that MAGA machine behind him, while he did before he.
• 1:28:23
  Fucking. He the Epstein files stuff,
• 1:28:26
  which I don't know, like if it's again, we can, I was going to
• 1:28:30
  say we can get into that. We did get into it, but I don't
• 1:28:32
  know if MAGA is really turning her back on Trump.
• 1:28:35
  So he had the MAGA machine behind them, and then you've
• 1:28:37
  seen what happened. So all these people in 2016 with
• 1:28:40
  Trump, all these detect rolls, which is the big thing now.
• 1:28:44
  Like these are the scientists of now, like, you know, the
• 1:28:46
  innovator. Yeah.
• 1:28:48
  All these guys who are like, he's so bad for.
• 1:28:51
  He's going to be bad for America.
• 1:28:53
  He's going to be bad for the world.
• 1:28:54
  He's going to be bad for everything in 2024.
• 1:28:58
  These guys are all in his pocket because now they know what's
• 1:29:02
  like, OK, if we get on board with this, we can control now
• 1:29:06
  that we've like, you look at the likes of fucking Bezos and
• 1:29:11
  Zuckerberg, like. Jeffrey Bezos.
• 1:29:15
  Jeffrey Bezos. Oh, that's.
• 1:29:16
  Going to be in my head for the next six weeks.
• 1:29:18
  Thank you. Yes, so like all these guys who
• 1:29:20
  are kind of like anti Trump eight years ago became fucking
• 1:29:25
  pro Trump this time around because they were like, oh, we
• 1:29:27
  know where our bread is born. So when you see like the
• 1:29:30
  obviously Trump is just this guy who has popularity on the go.
• 1:29:34
  I know he's probably trying to turn America into a
• 1:29:36
  dictatorship. He'd be dead before it gets
• 1:29:38
  there. But what Hitler did have a
• 1:29:41
  fucking dictatorship. So like he didn't just have like
• 1:29:45
  I. Don't get it though because he's
• 1:29:47
  I don't understand it. Because it's like.
• 1:29:51
  He had no charisma. He had no Hitler.
• 1:29:54
  Yeah. Hitler had no charisma.
• 1:29:56
  I don't think he did. Danny, he had a promo good
• 1:29:59
  enough killed 6. Million Jews.
• 1:30:01
  Come on. I know I've seen like the
• 1:30:03
  Nuremberg rallies and stuff. Yeah, I get behind that.
• 1:30:07
  But was that a constant? Was that like I yeah, I would
• 1:30:11
  get behind that and go on to kill 6,000,000 Jews?
• 1:30:14
  Yeah, fuck yeah. This dudes right like.
• 1:30:17
  Well, he, he started off at small rallies, like, you know,
• 1:30:20
  he, he, he grew his base from hatred like, so like again,
• 1:30:24
  like. We.
• 1:30:25
  Like we see and we still see in the world today and like, we'll,
• 1:30:29
  it'll forever be the thing that you can divide people with true
• 1:30:34
  fear and hatred and anger. And that's what he was doing.
• 1:30:38
  So like when he got there and there was, you know, an economic
• 1:30:42
  downturn in Germany after World War One.
• 1:30:45
  And it was nobody to fucking blame but the Germans.
• 1:30:50
  Like, maybe, maybe don't try to fight the world and you won't
• 1:30:54
  have a fucking economic fucking downturn, you know what I mean?
• 1:30:57
  But like, yeah. I mean.
• 1:30:59
  They're, they started to go on like Hitler started getting on
• 1:31:02
  board with this fucking movement of like here, look at those guys
• 1:31:06
  over there. They've got what we, what we
• 1:31:08
  want and they're not us. They're not as good as us.
• 1:31:11
  You know, I mean, like the, the, the thing with the Jews at the
• 1:31:14
  start was like, how come these guys all have money?
• 1:31:17
  How come they're all fucking guys with like banks and jeweler
• 1:31:22
  shops and all this kind of stuff?
• 1:31:23
  How come they've got money and we've got nothing?
• 1:31:25
  And we went out there and we fought for our fucking country
• 1:31:28
  and we thought we got fucking blasted into oblivion.
• 1:31:30
  And now we're, we're sitting here, we can't afford bread, but
• 1:31:33
  these fucking Jews have the money.
• 1:31:35
  And he starts create and hate and people start listening and
• 1:31:39
  fucking, you know, it's snowballs and snowballs.
• 1:31:42
  And you go from fucking just in a few years, him standing in
• 1:31:46
  front of say people in fucking talking about unions and
• 1:31:52
  fucking, you know, like he's standing up there talking about
• 1:31:54
  how they need better fucking conditions and work.
• 1:31:58
  And then in a few years time, he's standing in front of a
• 1:32:00
  fucking nation televised with his fucking banners all over the
• 1:32:04
  place. And he's saying, fucking we are
• 1:32:07
  the master race. We're going to take over the
• 1:32:09
  fucking world. And it just, you know, from
• 1:32:10
  little fucking little acorns, mighty fucking orcs will grow.
• 1:32:14
  And that's why he did. And like you've seen that with
• 1:32:16
  fucking like what's happening in America again.
• 1:32:19
  I don't want to like again, do the easy Rd.
• 1:32:21
  I would be like MAGA. They're all Nazis.
• 1:32:23
  Like there's a lot of similarities.
• 1:32:26
  Yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying is.
• 1:32:29
  If you. Get hatred and you start
• 1:32:31
  uttering like in the world, The biggest problem in the world is
• 1:32:35
  that there's 1%, less than 1% of people that have all the money
• 1:32:40
  and they want to keep all the money.
• 1:32:41
  And none of us down here who have no money are looking at
• 1:32:44
  them going, we should go and eat that, eat the rich.
• 1:32:48
  We should eat the fucking rich. And yeah, why don't we like, but
• 1:32:51
  we should do it. But what's happened is they're
• 1:32:53
  in control of the narrative and they make the narrative and they
• 1:32:56
  go down and they go here. It's not the rich you have to
• 1:32:59
  worry about. It's the brown ads.
• 1:33:01
  Or, you know, it's yeah. It's yeah.
• 1:33:03
  That's the perfect. Way of putting it, hey?
• 1:33:05
  Fucking don't, don't look over, don't, don't look up to the
• 1:33:09
  mountain. Look behind you.
• 1:33:11
  No, look behind you. There's there's guys claiming
• 1:33:13
  over the border and they're fucking coming for what you
• 1:33:15
  have. It's not the fucking.
• 1:33:17
  Basically, I don't have your money.
• 1:33:20
  It's a it's at bills like. Yeah, like.
• 1:33:26
  But it's like I. Keep.
• 1:33:27
  Seeing. Bingo.
• 1:33:29
  And I keep seeing like, you know that clip from A Bug's Life.
• 1:33:34
  Oh yeah, they're. Paying the the grasshoppers to
• 1:33:37
  basically keep them safe during harvest, whatever.
• 1:33:39
  And then they're like one of them stands up.
• 1:33:41
  It's like if. You let one of.
• 1:33:42
  Them stand up, they all stand up, they all stand up.
• 1:33:46
  This whole thing falls apart and that's exactly how it is.
• 1:33:49
  But it's just like people are cowards and just do you know
• 1:33:54
  what I mean? Like, there's more of us than
• 1:33:55
  there is of them, but they'll never be like, like France riot
• 1:33:59
  for like, oh, hey, we're going to increase the price of toilet
• 1:34:02
  paper by two cents. Fuck you are the fuck you are.
• 1:34:07
  And then there's riots. It's like it's in the French,
• 1:34:10
  it's in, it's in French blood that they're like, let's, let's,
• 1:34:13
  yeah, why don't we decapitate them then?
• 1:34:17
  And I love. That I'm for that.
• 1:34:20
  I love that about the French, like why don't we do it here?
• 1:34:22
  And this is another thing about like Irish people.
• 1:34:25
  And I'm like, obviously, like we had been occupied for 800 years
• 1:34:28
  and then we had, we had a lot of shit going on, right?
• 1:34:30
  Deviation is the Irish mentality, I think at this we.
• 1:34:35
  Are such we're so passive and we're just like, yeah, sure,
• 1:34:40
  look, what can we do about it? Stuff.
• 1:34:42
  That's the whole. Thing and it's like even when we
• 1:34:44
  do a protest. It's I think what what Ireland
• 1:34:48
  do really well is they fight. They'll they'll fight for what's
• 1:34:54
  right, but they don't realize in them like like look at the
• 1:34:59
  Palestine thing right now, like everybody in Ireland for the
• 1:35:02
  most part, except for obviously you're fucking the people that
• 1:35:07
  are basically Brits now that are fucking like anti immigration,
• 1:35:11
  Tommy Robinson kind of dudes. Like they're the only ones that
• 1:35:13
  are like fucking for some reason jump on the, the side of
• 1:35:17
  Zionism, but they don't even realize that they're it's an
• 1:35:22
  affront to their own fucking country.
• 1:35:24
  And where anyways? But but for the most part where
• 1:35:29
  Ireland, we'll stand up and we'll fight for Gaza and we'll
• 1:35:36
  say this isn't right, this isn't right.
• 1:35:38
  But we're so used to ourselves being kind of subjugated when it
• 1:35:42
  comes down to it. Like, like we've discussed this
• 1:35:44
  before. I fucking nauseam, I suppose.
• 1:35:45
  But like, you know, the, the Vikings came along and fucking
• 1:35:50
  and enslaved us and we didn't really know what to do except
• 1:35:55
  for kind of fucking ride them and fucking let them drink and
• 1:35:59
  be like, it's good crack over here in Ireland.
• 1:36:01
  And Vikings ended up being pretty cool.
• 1:36:03
  But then the Brits came over and they were not cool at all.
• 1:36:06
  So like when Cromwell came, not a cool guy, not he didn't want
• 1:36:10
  he wasn't up for the crack. So he really fucking laid the
• 1:36:13
  whip down on Ireland, then fucking the Brits. 800 years of
• 1:36:17
  absolutely getting pulverized and we met.
• 1:36:19
  We managed to finally get out from under the tomb of the
• 1:36:21
  fucking British Empire, fucking by hook or by crooked with
• 1:36:25
  fucking it. It took some very brave man to
• 1:36:28
  do some very fucking hard things.
• 1:36:30
  And we got out of the fucking the the empire and fucking we
• 1:36:34
  became our own Republic. Fucking still a little bit of.
• 1:36:44
  Fight me like a man. Like a man.
• 1:36:46
  Show your wife how you want medals down in.
• 1:36:51
  Very good, very good, very, very good.
• 1:36:55
  But anyways, I know so we've done some we've done some
• 1:36:58
  fucking great things to fight our way out from under the
• 1:37:01
  fucking the the the iron rod of the fucking empire.
• 1:37:05
  But when we finally got the Brits, we we're like, we got
• 1:37:09
  them out and we're like, oh fuck, what do we do now?
• 1:37:12
  We can't run ourselves. So we handed over the state to
• 1:37:15
  the Catholic Church basically, and then got rolled figuratively
• 1:37:19
  and literally for fucking another fucking 80 years before
• 1:37:23
  we fucking copped onto. All of.
• 1:37:24
  Our chaps. And then when we finally had a
• 1:37:28
  turn around where we were like here, this fucking church is
• 1:37:31
  kind of a bollocks. Like why you be letting all
• 1:37:33
  these you know, like fucking the priest was had more fucking say
• 1:37:37
  in what was happening in the community and the fucking guards
• 1:37:39
  or someone in fucking that was supposed to be empowered.
• 1:37:42
  And eventually, like maybe it was mine in your generation say
• 1:37:46
  that was like, yeah, you know, religion isn't the be all and
• 1:37:49
  end all. Like fucking, you know, we kind
• 1:37:51
  of all out to religion for ourselves and organized religion
• 1:37:54
  kind of fell out of favor with people because, you know, the
• 1:37:57
  Catholic Church didn't get cool. Now, you know, So but then we
• 1:38:03
  look at it now when you kind of you kind of go, oh, who's ruling
• 1:38:06
  us now? And look at it's money.
• 1:38:08
  It's and it's what's happening all around the world.
• 1:38:11
  It's massive corporations. It's people who fucking own
• 1:38:15
  property. It's just money, money, money.
• 1:38:19
  The banks own the fucking country.
• 1:38:22
  They own EV every one of our fucking politicians.
• 1:38:27
  Fucking well, 80% of our politicians in this country
• 1:38:30
  anyways own property in the fucking country and we're going
• 1:38:34
  there's a housing crisis. The the price is too high, but
• 1:38:37
  it's in no no one's best interest in the fucking dog.
• 1:38:40
  Fucking do. Anything.
• 1:38:42
  Like have a rent cap or to lower fucking prices of houses or
• 1:38:45
  anything like that. So like, no matter what, we're
• 1:38:48
  kind of a subjugated people and we we won't like to admit it,
• 1:38:52
  but we are a subjugated people that we kind of need.
• 1:38:55
  We I mean, it's just in us that we kind of need to be fucking
• 1:38:59
  under the tone of something, whether it be the fucking an
• 1:39:02
  empire at church or a fucking money institutions.
• 1:39:07
  But what we do as Irish people, as we stand up for like the
• 1:39:10
  little man and we go, it's not right what's happening in Gaza
• 1:39:13
  or fucking it's not right what's happening as a Choctaw people
• 1:39:16
  and fucking in America. We're.
• 1:39:17
  Not going to do anything about it, but still.
• 1:39:20
  We don't agree. We'll make, we'll make noise
• 1:39:22
  about stuff and we'll fucking do it, but we never really seem to
• 1:39:25
  help. Try a lovely sign, but.
• 1:39:28
  But you know what I mean? We'll do it, we'll do it for
• 1:39:30
  others, but we don't really like per capita.
• 1:39:33
  Ireland is the the country that gives the most to charity in the
• 1:39:37
  world, in the whole fucking world.
• 1:39:39
  Even when we were one of the poorest countries, we were still
• 1:39:42
  given to charities like we have Chopra, who like we have a
• 1:39:45
  really fucking kind of a history of like given to Africa and to
• 1:39:54
  to some of the poorest countries that need aid around the world.
• 1:39:57
  Even like we have people that are struggling to, to, to
• 1:40:00
  fucking, you know, put food on the table here in Ireland.
• 1:40:03
  We'll still give a few pennies to fucking trooper and it's just
• 1:40:07
  in us to be helping people. But for some reason we don't see
• 1:40:11
  it like that. We should be helping ourselves
• 1:40:13
  at the same time. It's.
• 1:40:14
  Kind of a weird one. I don't know any way out of it.
• 1:40:16
  I can't. It's around like that, but like
• 1:40:18
  it's just I. It's an interesting 1 for me.
• 1:40:20
  I know it's it's always been the case.
• 1:40:21
  It's like, yeah, we've always been like the little man Ireland
• 1:40:26
  has. I don't think that we've had any
• 1:40:28
  of that like gumption and gall since 1916.
• 1:40:33
  Like it's just. Kind of like, all right, yeah,
• 1:40:35
  well, we have a few of the counties now.
• 1:40:37
  We'll that's grand, sure for everyone.
• 1:40:39
  Like, all right, we have, we have more than we did have such
• 1:40:43
  like an Irish mentality to have the usher's better than nothing.
• 1:40:47
  And we know the whole thing. And look at the fact that like
• 1:40:52
  some Makara Liam, Oh, this is his real name, Liam something
• 1:40:57
  who's yeah. So he's basically like being
• 1:41:00
  brought to court in the UK for terrorism just for wearing like
• 1:41:05
  a Hamas. He was waving A Hamas flag, I
• 1:41:07
  think. And they're like, oh, he's
• 1:41:09
  terrorist. And we're all so behind him
• 1:41:14
  because it's one person doing it.
• 1:41:17
  We wouldn't get up and fucking do, you know what I mean?
• 1:41:19
  Like, do it. Everyone is just kind of like,
• 1:41:21
  Oh yeah, he's standing up for everything.
• 1:41:22
  He's doing what's right. But it's also like you've
• 1:41:26
  probably never even fucking signed a petition on Change.org.
• 1:41:30
  To. Make anything different and
• 1:41:32
  you're. Like I do get.
• 1:41:33
  What you're I do get what you're saying, like, but like not
• 1:41:37
  everyone has a platform like me and you like this is a small
• 1:41:40
  platform. No free Palestine there, there
• 1:41:42
  we go. Like it's, it's easy to do that
• 1:41:43
  and have a platform, but like someone on the fucking St.
• 1:41:46
  Like it's not like a lot of people do well and do the
• 1:41:48
  protests and stuff like that. But like, in fairness to us,
• 1:41:53
  Ireland, this little little green country in on the fucking
• 1:41:57
  outskirts of the West of Europe. And I adore it.
• 1:41:59
  I would die for it honestly, like I am.
• 1:42:02
  Such a, but there's like. I'll just.
• 1:42:05
  Beat you to death, I'll come. Over there and I'll sign on with
• 1:42:10
  my fucking my PPS number and I'll beat you to.
• 1:42:14
  Happen you're in Wales, aren't? You do you know what, right?
• 1:42:18
  You know I'm 8 1/2 years now. When I get to 10, I'm a fish.
• 1:42:23
  Actually Welsh. That's.
• 1:42:24
  Disgusting. That's disgusting.
• 1:42:26
  I'm a field, officially a Welsh. Person talking in a Welsh
• 1:42:29
  accent. Bumble.
• 1:42:30
  Sometimes I do. No.
• 1:42:32
  Sometimes I do like, sometimes I'll catch myself and I'll say
• 1:42:35
  something that's like like I can't say the word value
• 1:42:38
  anymore. Value.
• 1:42:41
  Value great. Value for money?
• 1:42:42
  Great. Value for money.
• 1:42:43
  That's great value. Great value.
• 1:42:45
  For money and like I'll still say it as an Irish person, but
• 1:42:48
  like I'll have like little words.
• 1:42:51
  What a great value for money that is.
• 1:42:52
  I was, I was actually thinking about what the other day of how
• 1:42:58
  do Welsh people say Bluetooth? Because they say like you do
• 1:43:02
  hear what I'm saying, like toothbrush do the same
• 1:43:04
  Bluetooth. That's a good I don't.
• 1:43:08
  Think I know. I don't think I've heard.
• 1:43:11
  Maybe you'll find that one out for him because like.
• 1:43:14
  Again, Alex, old podcast bingo. Matt was mentioned a lot on the
• 1:43:18
  old podcast and we're still together and he's still
• 1:43:20
  mentioned on this one because he's the nicest person in the
• 1:43:22
  fucking world. Yeah, so he he said tooth and
• 1:43:26
  toothbrush, but I think he said Bluetooth.
• 1:43:29
  Yeah, because it's interesting for me.
• 1:43:30
  Like would you like, Yeah, how that comes about?
• 1:43:34
  It's it's gross to me is tooth the word tooth?
• 1:43:36
  But like, I know again, a lot of Welsh people that don't say it
• 1:43:39
  that way, but it's like like your tooth, your toothbrush or
• 1:43:43
  like, and they have the weirdest names for like their
• 1:43:46
  grandparents. So like Matt's like again, sorry
• 1:43:51
  about he's not going to listen to this, but whatever.
• 1:43:54
  Like they all call his granddad Bambi and I'd be like, I fought
• 1:43:58
  in the fucking war, you will call me.
• 1:44:00
  Sir. Or I will.
• 1:44:02
  Beat the fucking head off you like legit?
• 1:44:05
  He was in the fucking Navy. That man.
• 1:44:07
  Was in the Navy and you're calling him Bampi or Boomba like
• 1:44:12
  I would? Beat you to death.
• 1:44:13
  With my fucking Medal of Honor that I got.
• 1:44:16
  For bravery, like Wales. Is.
• 1:44:20
  Just a. Fucking weird spot though, like.
• 1:44:22
  It's a meme. It's a meme of a country.
• 1:44:25
  And like the first time that I ever came here, well, like I'd
• 1:44:28
  obviously been to like Oakwood, because that's just what you
• 1:44:30
  fucking do. But I the first time I came to
• 1:44:33
  Cardiff was for some mania show that attack was putting on and
• 1:44:40
  walk about. I flew in like early and then I
• 1:44:43
  was like it got the bus from the airport into the city and just
• 1:44:46
  this saw I was like, I'm in Middle Earth, like the names of
• 1:44:51
  the places. I was like what the fuck?
• 1:44:53
  Like it's just literally like. Fucking.
• 1:44:57
  Like oh legit. Jesus, it's like Klingon, like I
• 1:45:00
  just don't like I'm from a fucking Celtic land.
• 1:45:06
  Now there is there's the two different the split offs of the
• 1:45:09
  the Celtic languages. Obviously there's that was a pro
• 1:45:12
  or Celtic P and pro or Celtic G. Is that what the so like what we
• 1:45:19
  where the where the language is split off fucking, you know,
• 1:45:23
  yeah, fucking thousand years ago, whatever it is that like
• 1:45:27
  you can kind of pick out some stuff where like Scotch Gaelic
• 1:45:31
  and Irish Gaelic and then when it gets down to a Cornish and
• 1:45:40
  Welch are kind of similar, but like Welsh, some of it is just
• 1:45:46
  absolutely batshit crazy like that.
• 1:45:48
  It sounds completely. Doesn't make any sense to me.
• 1:45:51
  Like you said. So C is is still troll.
• 1:45:56
  There's certain words that are like very very similar.
• 1:45:59
  That's. It's the.
• 1:46:01
  Oh yeah, it's C&P. So we've got we've got Pro or
• 1:46:04
  Gaelic C and they've got Pro or Gaelic P So where I think where
• 1:46:08
  we have what we call a tree is a crown.
• 1:46:12
  They call it a piano. I think, like I think it's, I
• 1:46:16
  think that's the way it goes. Yeah.
• 1:46:18
  A pen. That's it.
• 1:46:19
  Yeah. So pen, pen is a tree for them
• 1:46:21
  and then crown is a tree for us. So where you'll see some of the
• 1:46:24
  words are similar, but the C and the P is is interchangeable.
• 1:46:28
  But like you wouldn't figure out what fucking hell.
• 1:46:30
  Like. No, and it's it's a double.
• 1:46:33
  So a double L is a sound which is just disgusting.
• 1:46:37
  Yeah, just disgusting. Like, yeah, that's it.
• 1:46:41
  So I would just say Llanelli and then Matt would be like, you
• 1:46:45
  can't say it that way. I was like, I know I can't.
• 1:46:46
  I don't want to say it the other way.
• 1:46:48
  I just like because I'm like, I just my mouth feels too wet and
• 1:46:52
  if I don't have a cock in it, there's no point in it getting
• 1:46:55
  that wet. And it's like he's like, just
• 1:46:57
  say Glenetley and I hate. It because it's like.
• 1:47:00
  Spit bubbles. And I'm just like you.
• 1:47:02
  There's no way to not have it because you're going like, it's
• 1:47:05
  disgusting and I hate it. And it's like, and then you have
• 1:47:09
  like Glenetley, I hate it. Yeah, I'm just like, yeah, I
• 1:47:15
  can't. And then there's a, what's it
• 1:47:17
  like? So there's like a place by us.
• 1:47:19
  It was really nice. It was like a Botanical Garden
• 1:47:21
  kind of place. And I used to just go walk up
• 1:47:24
  there and walk around it. It's like fucking 11 lbs to get
• 1:47:27
  in. But there's a big castle and
• 1:47:29
  it's really pretty. And it was called Dufferin
• 1:47:32
  Gardens, right? But it's like.
• 1:47:35
  D. Y double FYRN and I'm like, how
• 1:47:39
  is that Dufferin? It's like because it's.
• 1:47:41
  Bosses BWS. Like lads, it's.
• 1:47:44
  Just. Fucking.
• 1:47:47
  Just use. Your W is AU, yeah.
• 1:47:50
  You just use a single U in that case.
• 1:47:52
  It'll save you inky as fucking idiots if you're well, you're
• 1:47:56
  listening to this cop on just. Cop on stupid.
• 1:48:00
  Tough bastard. Ears were shooting.
• 1:48:06
  Braveheart the Welsh. I love that movie.
• 1:48:09
  Yeah, well, they still with the English and they said they still
• 1:48:11
  sent. There's some.
• 1:48:13
  Really, really good Welsh actors and stuff like that.
• 1:48:16
  And like the like the Welsh people are, they are very nice
• 1:48:19
  people, yeah. Absolutely.
• 1:48:20
  Beautiful. Musicians as well, fucking like
• 1:48:23
  that, Welsh singers like I think, I think it comes out that
• 1:48:27
  like if you're from Wales, you have to be good at singing.
• 1:48:30
  You have to, yeah. You're like either a Charlotte
• 1:48:32
  Church, Tom Jones, Katherine Jenkins.
• 1:48:37
  They're all, yeah, they're all just up the Catherine Zeta
• 1:48:40
  Jones. You're fucking gorgeous.
• 1:48:42
  Stunning, terrible actress. Come here now, come here now,
• 1:48:45
  she Welsh. Huh.
• 1:48:47
  She is. Welsh.
• 1:48:47
  I know she's Welsh, You know she's Welsh.
• 1:48:50
  I've watched The Darling. But listen, is she Welsh?
• 1:48:54
  Like, look at her. Yeah, look at her.
• 1:48:56
  Yeah, but like it like, look at her.
• 1:48:59
  Like we've got that where the Moors landed on the West Coast
• 1:49:02
  of Ireland and the fucking Rd. around and then everyone got
• 1:49:04
  nice sallow skin and that like. And you look at them and you go,
• 1:49:07
  what are you, Irish? You're too sexy to be Irish.
• 1:49:09
  You know what I mean? Catching zones is too sexy too.
• 1:49:12
  Much. I, I very much have like Viking.
• 1:49:14
  I have Viking in me because I, I just, I'm pale white, like snow.
• 1:49:19
  I like Scandinavian winter and I don't age.
• 1:49:24
  I don't. Like.
• 1:49:26
  People say that to me as well, like, whereas like you, you kind
• 1:49:29
  of look like it's a lot of foreign people that would say to
• 1:49:32
  me you look like a Viking and but.
• 1:49:35
  I think you look like you got that look about you, I think.
• 1:49:38
  It's because of my hair and like, obviously I'm going to
• 1:49:41
  fucking. I don't.
• 1:49:42
  Think it's your hair. I think it's like your facial
• 1:49:44
  features. I'm like, I don't know, have you
• 1:49:46
  have you broken your nose before?
• 1:49:47
  Oh. Many times that you can.
• 1:49:50
  Can you not tell It's like Wilson fucking?
• 1:49:53
  I love that though, like I'm I, I love like a weird nose on a
• 1:49:58
  face. I see that takes away all my
• 1:50:01
  facial features. And now he's gone.
• 1:50:06
  Yeah. But yeah, there's like there's.
• 1:50:07
  Nothing that I have that I think, I think I'm just a very
• 1:50:10
  like average like background Lego movie character, like kind
• 1:50:14
  of person. Like I don't really have
• 1:50:15
  anything striking about me, but it's like.
• 1:50:19
  You kids, McGee, just have out and striking about her.
• 1:50:22
  Tits don't count, they don't care.
• 1:50:23
  I mean in face wise right? My mom was very pretty.
• 1:50:27
  All of her sisters are very pretty and thank fucking God I
• 1:50:30
  didn't get a Thomas face because I think I have a pretty face.
• 1:50:33
  Thomas face. Just they all look like again,
• 1:50:36
  if you're my cousin or anyone on that side listening, I don't
• 1:50:39
  give a fuck. You're rotten and.
• 1:50:41
  But it's like. No, but they all just look like
• 1:50:43
  they're frowning. They all just look miserable,
• 1:50:46
  like nothing's like granted I have filler and Botox everything
• 1:50:52
  that's probably warmed me a little bit, but on my mom's
• 1:50:55
  side, the girls are stunning. So they have like this whole
• 1:50:58
  like it's you. Oh my God.
• 1:50:59
  Just. Trying to fine because I.
• 1:51:02
  Can't fucking ends. This lighting doesn't do
• 1:51:04
  anything for me. Because.
• 1:51:07
  You can't see me. The pet, you know, I, I
• 1:51:09
  literally just film in my living room with my kitchen light on.
• 1:51:11
  But the, the women in my mom's side are all blonde.
• 1:51:15
  All like fucking like gorgeous, all like tall.
• 1:51:20
  And then you just have me who's blonde, but I'm like 5 foot 2,
• 1:51:25
  just like my sister's 5 foot 10. Like fucking block, hateful
• 1:51:29
  bitch like awful person, but you know what I mean?
• 1:51:32
  Like I. Got the looks.
• 1:51:35
  So yeah, it's a trade off, I guess.
• 1:51:37
  I'm nice and I I look like a fucking Hobbit.
• 1:51:40
  I'm like a what's that Hobbit that Sam wise Ganji gets the
• 1:51:44
  boner over in the stare. Rosie.
• 1:51:46
  I'm like very pretty but I'm I'm tiny and like can't run very
• 1:51:53
  fast. Me and my brother are completely
• 1:51:58
  different looking people, human beings all together.
• 1:52:00
  Like no one would actually put us together that we, we, we look
• 1:52:03
  like brothers. It's funny because like, I, I
• 1:52:06
  think I look like my dad, but like, I don't know, I think I
• 1:52:10
  have a very Celtic look. I don't I like you get this all
• 1:52:13
  you. Do look.
• 1:52:14
  Very Celtic. Yeah, that's what I would.
• 1:52:16
  Say I think I look very Celtic, but then people will people will
• 1:52:20
  say to me like, you know, there's there's three things
• 1:52:23
  people say to you when you've got hair and a beard and that's
• 1:52:26
  number one, Jesus, not knowing that Jesus was a four foot 5
• 1:52:30
  Arab. And then fucking, they'll say,
• 1:52:33
  oh, you look like a Viking. No, I'm about 2 foot short for a
• 1:52:36
  Viking. And then you're the one they'll
• 1:52:38
  say, you look like Conor McGregor.
• 1:52:39
  And then I want a fucking that's what I want to point somebody in
• 1:52:43
  the head. And then I go.
• 1:52:44
  I'll just be just. That'll just be me pretending.
• 1:52:47
  Conor McGregor, yeah. I have.
• 1:52:50
  To bring this. Andy on Tell you you look like
• 1:52:52
  Conor McGregor. Yeah.
• 1:52:54
  Fuck off, he's good. I have to I have to I have to
• 1:52:59
  bring this up on on chat because this is this is this is so
• 1:53:04
  funny. So I just got a message on
• 1:53:05
  Instagram. So I hooked up with a guy that
• 1:53:10
  lives in the building like months and months ago, right?
• 1:53:14
  Ages got to a point where like we've already both like
• 1:53:17
  unfollowed on each other on Instagram now, right?
• 1:53:19
  So he just texts me and he just said going up.
• 1:53:23
  I was like, what? So we have a roof terrorist
• 1:53:26
  thing. I assume that's what he meant.
• 1:53:28
  And then he said going up with a friend.
• 1:53:31
  And I was like going up where and why are you telling me this?
• 1:53:35
  And he just said, are you still in the building?
• 1:53:37
  And I was like, yeah, why? And he said, are you up to some
• 1:53:40
  fun? And I just said, what kind of
• 1:53:43
  fun? What are you talking about?
• 1:53:45
  And he said my friend would like to meet you, he'll send you a
• 1:53:47
  message. I like.
• 1:53:50
  Chat am I getting solicited for a fucking threesome right now?
• 1:53:55
  Like what the fuck? I'm just going to say no thanks.
• 1:53:58
  Over 2 hours you might as well just fucking log off them and go
• 1:54:01
  and have yourself some fucking some fun.
• 1:54:03
  Get Eiffel Towers there. I I just don't understand what
• 1:54:07
  the fuck? They always come back.
• 1:54:08
  Ladies, if you want to know, they always come back in some
• 1:54:11
  kind of way, they always do. Umm, but he's actually
• 1:54:15
  Argentinian, which couldn't bring us back to the.
• 1:54:17
  Nazis they were. That.
• 1:54:19
  Was perfect. That was so good.
• 1:54:22
  Yeah, so they all went to Argentina for some reason.
• 1:54:24
  Why did they do that? Yeah, they can conspiracy about
• 1:54:26
  Hitler not actually dying in the.
• 1:54:29
  Yeah, I. Love.
• 1:54:31
  That I love. That bunker and then he headed
• 1:54:34
  off like a bunch of people did go to Argentina in fairness,
• 1:54:37
  like like they went down the the rat lanes down to Argentina and
• 1:54:41
  got there. But like the conspiracy about
• 1:54:43
  Hitler heading to Argentina is kind of it's, it's a, it's a
• 1:54:49
  weird kind. Like people will still be like,
• 1:54:51
  yeah, Hitler's in Argentina. If Hitler's in Argentina, he is
• 1:54:54
  met of dust right now. Like they don't understand how
• 1:54:56
  age works. Like people, people are still
• 1:54:59
  like. He's about.
• 1:55:00
  Fucking he's about 150 then, is he?
• 1:55:04
  But anyways. It's like that, that Simpsons
• 1:55:08
  quote where he like The Simpsons skit where he's in Argentina and
• 1:55:13
  he's like walking to his car and he's on his cell phone and he's
• 1:55:16
  like his cell phone starts ringing and he's trying to say.
• 1:55:18
  I never know. I never know.
• 1:55:22
  And then there's like a guy going by on like one of those
• 1:55:24
  fucking, what are they called? Penny farting?
• 1:55:28
  And then he's like, what does not just mind Fuhrer?
• 1:55:31
  And he's like. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:55:31
  But. The the The funny thing is there
• 1:55:35
  there is a communities in South America that don't speak
• 1:55:40
  Spanish. No.
• 1:55:42
  They speak German. This is a bunch of fucking
• 1:55:46
  blonde haired blue eyed fucking dudes down in the middle of
• 1:55:49
  fucking Argentina who live in communities that are purely
• 1:55:53
  fucking Aryan communities that just speak German.
• 1:55:57
  Like it's crazy. But like again.
• 1:55:59
  That's kind of terrible. Yeah, the thing about Hitler
• 1:56:01
  getting down there is funny because like the the Soviets
• 1:56:05
  were, they had a body that they were displaying as or that they
• 1:56:10
  said was Hitler's body. And when there was actual DNA
• 1:56:15
  analysis done on it, it turns out it was a woman's body, like
• 1:56:18
  a middle-aged woman's body, and it had nothing got to hit her at
• 1:56:21
  all. Except the Soviets didn't have
• 1:56:24
  his body. Hitler had tits.
• 1:56:26
  Yeah, almost. Those Soviets, they're at it
• 1:56:28
  again. But like they, they said that
• 1:56:31
  they had Hitler's body and that he was dead.
• 1:56:33
  But then Hitler's body never showed up, and there was no
• 1:56:36
  actual evidence that Hitler had died in that bunker or killed.
• 1:56:40
  Him. I didn't know this.
• 1:56:41
  And this brings me back to like Dead Snow, like that movie.
• 1:56:44
  I love that movie. You seen it?
• 1:56:46
  No. Why is that you've?
• 1:56:47
  Seen Dead Snow? Oh, it's a German movie.
• 1:56:51
  And it's like this group of like, like teenagers.
• 1:56:55
  It's like a American Pie kind of situation.
• 1:56:58
  And they all go like camping in the German wilderness and it's,
• 1:57:03
  they're in the snow. And then all of these fucking
• 1:57:05
  Nazis just spring up out of the ground.
• 1:57:08
  They're like zombie Nazis. And they try to, it's so good.
• 1:57:13
  It's so. Fucking.
• 1:57:14
  Good, right? It's great.
• 1:57:16
  But there's a scene in it that haunts me to this day.
• 1:57:19
  And it's not anything to do with the gore or like the, the
• 1:57:22
  zombies at all. But there's a scene where one of
• 1:57:25
  the guys so like they're in this little tiny cabin and there's no
• 1:57:28
  bathroom. So he has to go to like an
• 1:57:30
  outhouse and he's in the outhouse, right?
• 1:57:33
  And he got and he's, he's, he's taking a shit like the whole
• 1:57:35
  movie that he's clearly like having a shit in this outhouse.
• 1:57:39
  And then the hot girl like follows as.
• 1:57:41
  Exciting as your Bigfoot in a tenth fucking movie.
• 1:57:43
  That's the whole movie. But no, he's like part of it.
• 1:57:46
  He goes out to like have a shit and he's like there, right?
• 1:57:48
  And then this hot girl comes in like follows him to the airhouse
• 1:57:52
  and she rides him while he sat on the toilet.
• 1:57:54
  And I was like, has he even? Wiped.
• 1:57:57
  So he's just after taking a mean shit in this fucking outhouse,
• 1:58:01
  and then she sits on him and she's riding him.
• 1:58:03
  And then that's like the first, the first kill from one of the
• 1:58:07
  Nazi zombies. But there's like a general of
• 1:58:10
  the Nazi army and he's like the big bad guy and he's the most
• 1:58:13
  powerful zombie. So they have to like survive the
• 1:58:15
  night. And they made two movies out of
• 1:58:17
  it. And to be fair, German subtitles
• 1:58:19
  and all, obviously, but it's a fucking great, great 2 movies.
• 1:58:24
  They're so good. And then I get it leads back to
• 1:58:26
  the whole, they were able to do that because of necromancy,
• 1:58:29
  because of demons, because of like all of this shit.
• 1:58:33
  So like, I think a lot of that is just in front of our faces
• 1:58:35
  that they're like, they're demon worshippers and they have been
• 1:58:38
  for the longest time. Yeah.
• 1:58:42
  Peccate had German Shepherds, I'll just say that So.
• 1:58:47
  What? Hecate she was always seen like
• 1:58:51
  like queen of witches. Basically, she was.
• 1:58:54
  Three days German shepherds, though.
• 1:58:56
  I know, but she had two dogs that kind of look like German
• 1:59:01
  shepherd. She's drawn today to have those
• 1:59:03
  kind of things. Right, right, right.
• 1:59:05
  Weichmann is a is an interesting story.
• 1:59:09
  Adolf Weichmann, who is basically the autistic kind of
• 1:59:13
  guy that made sure the trains ran on time in in.
• 1:59:16
  Germany. It's it's but he was he was
• 1:59:22
  found. He.
• 1:59:25
  My brother would love that job. He got the train autism and I
• 1:59:29
  got the the sea autism. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:59:33
  That that's so funny. Ikman was, it's funny because
• 1:59:37
  he's like, you know, like so it was Gearing was kind of like the
• 1:59:40
  brand ambassador for the Nazis, really like he where he was like
• 1:59:45
  in charge of propaganda. And stuff like that.
• 1:59:47
  Image Ikeman was the guy that was in charge of kind of making
• 1:59:50
  sure everything ran like clockwork.
• 1:59:52
  And I think he was like, I don't again, I don't know, I don't
• 1:59:55
  want to diagnose the guy, but he he got out and he got like, so
• 2:00:00
  he wasn't really someone who was like a commander in the armies
• 2:00:04
  around like that. That would have been like.
• 2:00:06
  You know, like fucking Rommel or someone like that that would
• 2:00:09
  have been a great fucking general around like that.
• 2:00:11
  I think he was just some nerd that was really good a
• 2:00:13
  paperwork, but he ended up so that like he was in charge of
• 2:00:18
  like all the fucking trains that were headed.
• 2:00:22
  But like this is it like, but he got he, he fled to Argentina and
• 2:00:27
  had like. Yeah.
• 2:00:29
  Argentinian kids, but he got caught and brought back and he
• 2:00:32
  was put on trial in in Israel. Of all places.
• 2:00:38
  And his so he has, yeah. So he has a really interesting
• 2:00:42
  story. Like, so like they kind of made
• 2:00:44
  an example of him because they couldn't, like they didn't get
• 2:00:48
  any other high-ranking Nazis because they all either fucking
• 2:00:50
  fled and were unable to get caught or they were killed or to
• 2:00:55
  kill themselves. So Eichmann was one of the ones
• 2:00:58
  that was like, they've made an example of him, even though he
• 2:01:00
  wasn't any kind of big powerful kind of a Nazi.
• 2:01:03
  He was basically just, as I said, the kind of autism admin
• 2:01:08
  kind of a Nazi that kind of just made sure that the the Third
• 2:01:11
  Reich fucking got everything on time.
• 2:01:14
  Like, you know, everything kind of fucking landed on time.
• 2:01:16
  And but he, yeah, he was picked up.
• 2:01:19
  And there's a whole story about him getting picked up in, in
• 2:01:23
  South America and how his they kind of staked them out for ages
• 2:01:28
  and they almost didn't get them. And they had a whole, a whole
• 2:01:32
  thing where like they did the oldest bit in the fucking book
• 2:01:35
  where they, they pretend that the, the car, their car is
• 2:01:38
  broken down and Eichman walking off couldn't resist.
• 2:01:42
  Being a train guy. You're having engine problems?
• 2:01:46
  What kind of cars do you have? Let me have a look.
• 2:01:48
  And then they just nabbed them and fucking tied them to a bed
• 2:01:51
  for fucking for a week. Like they had them handcuffed to
• 2:01:54
  a bed like, and they were trying to get their way out of South
• 2:01:56
  America because again, there's no extradition for him or
• 2:01:59
  anything like that. They just no, it was, they were
• 2:02:02
  basically it was like a CIA operation to smuggle them out of
• 2:02:06
  I think it was Argentina. And then bring him across to
• 2:02:09
  fucking to Israel to be fucking put on trial to the people he
• 2:02:14
  actually fucked up. He had to stand there in front
• 2:02:16
  of like fucking the the most powerful Jews in the world at
• 2:02:20
  the time. And when I say most powerful, I
• 2:02:22
  mean just like Israelites, not the guys who control the
• 2:02:24
  weather, but like the the fucking then he had to actually
• 2:02:30
  fucking like, you know, hold himself accountable.
• 2:02:32
  And his whole thing was like, I was just, I, I was just a
• 2:02:36
  timetable guy, you know, I've just.
• 2:02:39
  Wanted to. Make sure these these trains run
• 2:02:42
  when they were supposed to run. I just.
• 2:02:44
  Basically this paper where I was just very good at what we, what
• 2:02:48
  you might call these days, Microsoft Excel.
• 2:02:51
  But back in my day, it was just letters and books, and he's just
• 2:02:55
  very good at that. I love that like.
• 2:02:57
  Neither of us can do a German accent and we just sound like
• 2:03:01
  Nandor from it's. Like.
• 2:03:05
  Oh please don't rape and pillage me.
• 2:03:07
  It's like, no, everybody's getting pillaged, including.
• 2:03:11
  You in my head. I was like, what accent am I
• 2:03:17
  doing? That's basically.
• 2:03:18
  The. Mango.
• 2:03:19
  Creepy paper. It's it's it's it's, it's creep
• 2:03:22
  paper. Creepy paper.
• 2:03:24
  Creepy paper. I was meeting and then it's even
• 2:03:32
  like Deacon in the the original movie.
• 2:03:35
  So if you guys haven't seen it, Alex needs to add a bingo square
• 2:03:38
  for What We Do in the Shadows. Yeah, but the original movie by
• 2:03:44
  Take a Waititi, it was like one of his first movies and it's so
• 2:03:48
  underrated. So it's him and it's like
• 2:03:50
  Jermaine Clemens from Flight of the Conchords.
• 2:03:53
  Also another underrated hilarious actor, but it's like a
• 2:03:58
  a a mockumentary of like these vampires that have a flat share
• 2:04:03
  in New Zealand and it's so fucking funny.
• 2:04:08
  And What we do in the Shadows, the TV show centres around a
• 2:04:11
  group of vampires in Staten Island.
• 2:04:14
  The. Most devious basket in new.
• 2:04:19
  York City. Matthew Berry is so good.
• 2:04:24
  Have you gone soft, my sweet kind of pie?
• 2:04:26
  No, my sweet kind of pie. I've gone hot.
• 2:04:30
  The guy. Who It's again?
• 2:04:32
  Yeah, we need a square for this. The guy.
• 2:04:34
  Who plays Nandor in that though? And have you ever?
• 2:04:37
  Seen a Novak? Yeah, but did you ever watch
• 2:04:41
  Phone Jacker back in the day when he used to just do prank
• 2:04:45
  phone calls on on E4? Oh no, I didn't.
• 2:04:48
  He does like because he does all the voices like so he does.
• 2:04:51
  He don't have a version of a call face jacker later where he
• 2:04:55
  dressed up. I was pranking people in person,
• 2:04:57
  but the phone jacker was just perfect because he was just
• 2:04:59
  ringing people up. But he had all these different
• 2:05:02
  accents and it was walking in Joss.
• 2:05:05
  But he used to he could. He ran people up pretending to
• 2:05:09
  be a mouse as well. Like where?
• 2:05:13
  A love game it's. So good, but he was there's the
• 2:05:16
  one joke that he was doing was then he was a mouse that was an
• 2:05:20
  away. He fronted an Oasis cover band
• 2:05:24
  and he was trying to get in. So he was, he was trying to and
• 2:05:29
  he just, he built this up for minutes just to do one punch
• 2:05:32
  line where like the person on the other end of the phone and
• 2:05:35
  he'd say to them like, like he was all really squeaky.
• 2:05:38
  And he was talking on that. And he was like, he's like,
• 2:05:40
  yeah, I play Oasis songs and you want to hear one.
• 2:05:43
  And then he just goes cheese electric and it's.
• 2:05:50
  Just. Like like the.
• 2:05:59
  Casting of the show is like my favorite character is called is
• 2:06:03
  Colin Robinson. If you haven't seen it, he's
• 2:06:07
  like an energy vampire. So basically he just is the most
• 2:06:10
  boring person and he's that person that worked that pulls
• 2:06:13
  you into a conversation that you can't get out of.
• 2:06:15
  And that's what he's feeding on. And he's so funny.
• 2:06:18
  Like it just he has the best one liners and like it's just such a
• 2:06:24
  funny show. And then you have like Natasha
• 2:06:25
  Demetri, who was like. She's a loads of.
• 2:06:28
  Things like loads of like Brit things and stuff, but it's like
• 2:06:31
  she always does the like Greek accent, her family's Greek and.
• 2:06:36
  Character actor she's. So funny.
• 2:06:38
  And then you've just got literally Matt Berry just plays
• 2:06:41
  himself in everything. If you have Matt Berry, you want
• 2:06:44
  them to be, you want them to go full of Matt Berry like.
• 2:06:48
  Yeah, exactly. Have you?
• 2:06:50
  Did you? Have you ever watched Garth
• 2:06:53
  Meringue's Art Place? Yes, not a lot of it, but I have
• 2:06:57
  seen it. Spoken ridiculous.
• 2:06:58
  So like it's Matt Berry and the guy who plays Garth Meringue.
• 2:07:03
  I forget his name because he wasn't in a lot of softball.
• 2:07:05
  Like he writes books as Garth Meringue as well.
• 2:07:07
  Is he the the doctor? Is that that one?
• 2:07:10
  The main doctor. Exactly.
• 2:07:12
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, I play this hospital.
• 2:07:14
  I have seen it. Richard I, What's his name?
• 2:07:18
  Are you uh? Iota, yes.
• 2:07:21
  Ayodhi. Yeah.
• 2:07:23
  Yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:07:26
  He's in it as well. And it's like they're they play
• 2:07:29
  bad actors, which is it's so good.
• 2:07:33
  It's a comedy about just like taking the piss out of like
• 2:07:37
  1980s Stephen King telenovelas and.
• 2:07:40
  It's just so good. I have seen it, I haven't.
• 2:07:43
  So this this guy just. Asked me.
• 2:07:47
  So he was like, oh, my friend would like to meet you, he'll
• 2:07:49
  send you a message and I just reply with what?
• 2:07:51
  And he just said we were looking for a three.
• 2:07:55
  Well, great, to the point. I just reply with who's your
• 2:07:58
  friend? Well, Danny, I say enjoy your
• 2:08:03
  threesome. I'm not gonna do it.
• 2:08:05
  I'm not gonna. That's ridiculous.
• 2:08:07
  That's so funny. Danny's gonna do it, she says.
• 2:08:12
  I'm not, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.
• 2:08:17
  That, that that takes up. I'm not going to do it, girl.
• 2:08:19
  I'm not going to do it. And then it cuts like later,
• 2:08:21
  it's like, I did it. No, I'm not going to do it.
• 2:08:26
  Fuck that. That's too much work.
• 2:08:27
  Two men. Absolutely not.
• 2:08:28
  No. So Nazis probably had a lot of
• 2:08:31
  threesomes. Probably.
• 2:08:35
  I don't. I don't know about any
• 2:08:36
  conspiracy A. Lot of gay sex, I would assume
• 2:08:39
  with Nazis that just it seems to be that way with army guys.
• 2:08:43
  Like so I've like, I've dated a couple of not dated.
• 2:08:46
  I've hooked up with a few army guys and like I don't think they
• 2:08:49
  know that you can have sex that's not group sex.
• 2:08:53
  A lot of them are really into group sex.
• 2:08:56
  And it's like, if you want to see wieners while you're
• 2:08:59
  boating, just bone a dude. Like, it's not, it's not.
• 2:09:02
  It's just just just if you, you like wieners, just look at
• 2:09:05
  wieners. It's the same with like a lot of
• 2:09:07
  hockey players, athletes, anything like that.
• 2:09:09
  It's just like, yeah, I want to see like all my friends run a
• 2:09:12
  fucking train on you and then Jack off in the corner.
• 2:09:14
  But I'm not gay. I'm like.
• 2:09:17
  Might be a little. Gay.
• 2:09:19
  A little bit gay, I think that's.
• 2:09:20
  Something that like where people come up in kind of like groups
• 2:09:25
  like, so like obviously like the likes of the Army and Navy and
• 2:09:29
  stuff like that, like the the Marines, things like that.
• 2:09:31
  These guys are so like tight knit and same like fucking
• 2:09:35
  sports guys that are in teams. Yeah.
• 2:09:38
  They have to have each other's back all the time.
• 2:09:40
  And they actually get these feelings of fondness for one
• 2:09:42
  another. You want.
• 2:09:43
  More than their fucking backs, let me tell you that.
• 2:09:46
  Like, honestly, it's a whole weird thing.
• 2:09:49
  And it's just like, Oh yeah, me and my buddy.
• 2:09:52
  I want me and my buddy to do this to you.
• 2:09:54
  Or, like, I like, I want to come home and then see you getting
• 2:09:57
  pounded by my buddy. And I'm like, you want to pound
• 2:10:00
  your buddy or do you want to see your buddy # me.
• 2:10:02
  Like, it's a weird. It's weird.
• 2:10:04
  And it's like the whole Hockey Canada trial that's been going
• 2:10:07
  on, they were found, like, acquitted of it, which, like, I
• 2:10:11
  think rightful. Yeah.
• 2:10:12
  So basically Hockey Canada, the Canadian team, I think it was
• 2:10:17
  2018, and they were accused of like sexually assaulting this
• 2:10:21
  girl. She went back to a hotel room
• 2:10:24
  with one of the guys and then he invited over like 5 of the
• 2:10:29
  teammates and they kind of like took turns on her.
• 2:10:35
  That's the thing. And I was like, I, I'd commented
• 2:10:38
  that those people were talking about.
• 2:10:39
  I was like, do hockey players know that like you can just have
• 2:10:41
  sex with one person? Like your friends don't all have
• 2:10:43
  to be around when you're doing it.
• 2:10:45
  But it came out that she had and there was like proof of this
• 2:10:49
  that basically she had gone back with that guy.
• 2:10:52
  She had a boyfriend at the time. And I think you and I have
• 2:10:56
  talked about a similar kind of situation like this happening.
• 2:11:00
  She had basically been like. They had all.
• 2:11:03
  Said the exact same thing like word for word and there was no
• 2:11:06
  messages pulled from the group chats.
• 2:11:08
  That because they can pull everything from there.
• 2:11:10
  Like even if you've deleted it and they did have a group chat,
• 2:11:14
  but it was like basically like she wanted like a three-way and
• 2:11:20
  then he put it into the group shopping like, oh, is anyone
• 2:11:23
  like interested? Someone else was like, yeah,
• 2:11:25
  I'll be there. And then like a couple other
• 2:11:27
  people came over, but then apparently they were all just
• 2:11:30
  hanging out in the room and she was lying on the floor and she
• 2:11:32
  was like, someone better fucking fuck me right now or like
• 2:11:36
  whatever. And all this stuff.
• 2:11:38
  And that she like. Took.
• 2:11:40
  Each of them into the bathroom and like blew them, except for
• 2:11:43
  the ones who like had girlfriends and like just went
• 2:11:46
  to watch. Which again, is the fucking
• 2:11:48
  weird gay. Thing to.
• 2:11:49
  Do like you're like I'm just looking like it's just like
• 2:11:53
  whatever the fuck you're you want to see your fucking friends
• 2:11:56
  hog get sucked. That's what it is.
• 2:11:58
  But there was too much evidence, like basically against her just
• 2:12:02
  kind of being so OK with it the entire time.
• 2:12:05
  The only thing is that like they made her film a video at the end
• 2:12:10
  being like, so you say that you weren't like, you know, had the
• 2:12:13
  phone off the like, you weren't like forced into this, you
• 2:12:15
  consent and she's like fully consent, blah, blah, blah,
• 2:12:18
  whatever. Like making the video.
• 2:12:20
  And then it was just like, so if you had to make her make that
• 2:12:25
  video, you knew that she was drunk and it probably wasn't
• 2:12:28
  something she would, you know, necessarily consent to being
• 2:12:33
  sober or whatever. And then her whole issue was
• 2:12:37
  like, they all left. And then the guy who she
• 2:12:40
  originally went home with was like, all right, we're up ready
• 2:12:42
  for a golf tournament tomorrow. So you can probably just go and
• 2:12:46
  I think she just got like bitter and stuff like, well, that's the
• 2:12:50
  whole thing that she got bitter and she got like annoyed about
• 2:12:52
  it. And then apparently it wasn't
• 2:12:55
  her that reported them, it was her mom.
• 2:12:59
  And she didn't want to say anything blah, blah, blah.
• 2:13:01
  But she was like legal. But yeah, it was, it's a whole
• 2:13:05
  big fucking thing. But it's like, I don't know what
• 2:13:07
  guys do and just guys loving an ex a dude.
• 2:13:11
  They're like just say you want to see a dude, like it's not
• 2:13:14
  that hard. It's not that hard.
• 2:13:16
  Like I get guys like wanting threesomes with like more women.
• 2:13:21
  That's absolutely fine. That's that's you know.
• 2:13:23
  Yeah, I I want to fucking. I never had the the kind of
• 2:13:28
  fantasy of of me and my mates getting up to anything with A1
• 2:13:34
  or anything like that. Like obviously like if, if it
• 2:13:38
  ever arrives and a girl said to me like back obviously when I
• 2:13:42
  was in my in my fuck days and she said to.
• 2:13:45
  Me on a train on me well. Yeah, no, but like if she said
• 2:13:48
  you and your friend, they just want to fucking do it, Like I'd
• 2:13:51
  have to be someone who I'd be able to have a laugh with doing
• 2:13:54
  it, you know what I mean? Yeah, You couldn't be in there
• 2:13:56
  having a serious levels threesome, like, you know what I
• 2:13:59
  mean? I'd have to be like Eiffel Tower
• 2:14:01
  high fives. This is fun.
• 2:14:02
  This is good crack. Oh yeah, yeah.
• 2:14:05
  And it's like it's not something that you talk about again or
• 2:14:08
  it's something that you can joke about again.
• 2:14:11
  My place has a has a great story.
• 2:14:15
  His friend just ends up being a spotter for his Dick like.
• 2:14:19
  Yeah, everything like is my boy, every name is.
• 2:14:23
  I love. Every name is Dick slipped out.
• 2:14:25
  His friend was just popping it back in.
• 2:14:29
  I. Hate that I'm so fucking with.
• 2:14:32
  So I had I had one with a mutual friend and it was, it was
• 2:14:40
  terrible. It was so fucking boring.
• 2:14:43
  It was so shit. And so I was like frequently
• 2:14:47
  hooking up with the guy involved and the other girl that I'm not
• 2:14:55
  going to get into that. But a few weeks later this guy
• 2:14:58
  messaged me. It's like wasn't her, wasn't her
• 2:15:01
  finest work. It's like what?
• 2:15:06
  We have some good sex. And that was kind of, that was
• 2:15:09
  the low part. And I was like, well, yeah, what
• 2:15:12
  do you expect? There's another person involved.
• 2:15:15
  This guy. I kind of got stage fright and
• 2:15:17
  he's like, yeah, but I am. Nazis had threesomes, I'm sure.
• 2:15:22
  I've never had a, I've never had a threesome, which has surprised
• 2:15:25
  some people. Really.
• 2:15:27
  Yeah, because of my because of my dog.
• 2:15:29
  He's in point. Yeah, I've never had.
• 2:15:31
  AI. I figured that you would have.
• 2:15:34
  I'm surprised one person has ever had sex with me, let alone
• 2:15:36
  multiple people. But like at the same time would
• 2:15:38
  be. Fun.
• 2:15:39
  But like you're. Not that fun.
• 2:15:41
  A lot of it is is. I always thought about 1:00, and
• 2:15:45
  it's probably, I'm probably never checking it off my list
• 2:15:48
  now. But like, again, like I say, it
• 2:15:51
  would have to be a point where, like, it was going to be fun,
• 2:15:55
  you know? I mean, I can't imagine me being
• 2:15:57
  in like, let's have a serious, you know, like, like, yeah.
• 2:16:01
  Because it just seems like that. It's just it's a silly situation
• 2:16:05
  to be naked in a book with a bunch of people.
• 2:16:07
  So like, yeah, you kind of have to have a bit of crack with it,
• 2:16:10
  like you. Know so I had like so when I was
• 2:16:12
  umm I was doing makeup on porn sets for a while so there's this
• 2:16:15
  girl that like and. First I've ever heard of this.
• 2:16:18
  How? How is this the first I?
• 2:16:19
  Told you this before I. Definitely told you well makeup.
• 2:16:23
  Art is a porn. We'll get into this, this, it,
• 2:16:26
  it, we'll, we'll try and link this back to Nazis, but it is
• 2:16:29
  just a fun story. So I did it for, uh, a few
• 2:16:32
  years. So one of my friends from back
• 2:16:34
  home in Wexford, she, her cousin was a stripper, but she was, she
• 2:16:43
  was stripper was like whatever. And she was doing, I think it
• 2:16:49
  was fake taxi at the time. And I, I done her makeup.
• 2:16:54
  So she came home for Christmas like they were all having
• 2:16:57
  Christmas at her or whatever. And then we were going out to
• 2:16:59
  the stores here from Wexford. And you listen to this, you'll
• 2:17:02
  know. And I went down like so I went
• 2:17:04
  down early to like have drinks with my friends or whatever.
• 2:17:07
  We even like ate down at her house because like her dad was
• 2:17:09
  the best cook and like I used to make up a fake name Mary.
• 2:17:16
  Well, just call her Mary, right? So she was there and like big
• 2:17:20
  glam as they calm the fake boobs, the fake lips, like this
• 2:17:25
  was all before, like it was a trendy to do it.
• 2:17:27
  So she was just, she just looked like a porn star.
• 2:17:29
  Like she, she was amazing. And she was so funny, like
• 2:17:32
  really down to earth, whatever. And then my makeup I'd already
• 2:17:36
  done and stuff like that. And like I at the time was in
• 2:17:39
  college to do makeup and she was like, Oh my God, like, can you
• 2:17:43
  do mine before we go out? I was like, yeah, absolutely
• 2:17:45
  fine, right. Dinner makeup.
• 2:17:46
  And she's like, I want it like, like Jenna Jameson, like
• 2:17:49
  fucking, you know. And I was like, say no more
• 2:17:51
  because that was my vibe back then.
• 2:17:53
  I like had Jamie James, Gemma, Jenna Jameson's autobiography
• 2:17:57
  and every like I that was like, I've always been obsessed.
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  I have like a fucking Anna Nicole Smith tattoo, but like
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  whatever. I was like, yeah, cool dinner,
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  makeup. We went out for the night.
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  Lovely person. Like she's really sweet.
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  Just this little fucking 5 foot nothing bimbo, just like bopping
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  around like whatever. I ran into my sister at the time
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  and she's like, who is your like real life Barbie that you
• 2:18:19
  brought with you? Just like, Oh no, this is Mary.
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  Like whatever, sorry. She booked a few shoots then up
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  in Dublin and she had messaged me on this Facebook Messenger at
• 2:18:34
  the time and she was like, oh, can you do my makeup for these
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  shoots? Like I'll pay for you to get
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  here and then obviously I'll pay a fee to you.
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  I was like. OK, fine.
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  Went to their makeup. Loads of things.
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  And then she was weirdly in London doing a shoot and she's
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  like, if I fly you over, can you do my makeup for like this show
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  that I'm doing? And I was like, show.
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  And she was like, yeah. And like, obviously she was
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  going to give me a bunch of money.
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  So I was like, yeah, cool, fine, whatever.
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  Went over, found out it was fake taxi.
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  You got flown in to do makeup on fake taxi.
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  Makeup on fake taxi. She paid me the whole time,
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  right? And I know and I was just like,
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  this is the best. I got to meet John, big John.
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  John. Yeah, I run like, because he
• 2:19:21
  blurs his face out, right? And then he's just like, I see
• 2:19:24
  so many memes. It's like, why does that dude on
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  fake taxi always make the girl scran his iris?
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  I was like, you put some respect on John's name.
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  Nicest man in the fucking world. Like, honestly, nicest man in
• 2:19:37
  the world, Right. And then so I done all this.
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  That was fine. Whenever I had flown to New York
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  that same year in the summer 2009, and she'd put me on to one
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  of her friends who was shooting in Montauk to go out and do her
• 2:20:00
  makeup. And I was just like, OK, so I
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  was living on Montauk at the time.
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  I was like, that's fine. I hadn't moved out there just
• 2:20:08
  yet. So I was with my brother for a
• 2:20:09
  couple of weeks in the city, but I could get a train.
• 2:20:13
  So basically I went out to Montauk and this was like a full
• 2:20:16
  blown. Shoot like it was a set.
• 2:20:20
  It was it was a porn set, right? I was kind of like OK, so and
• 2:20:26
  then she was getting fucked in this really nice like Hamptons
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  house I had to go to and no stunning people were so nice.
• 2:20:33
  Producer was so nice, but I acted like Beyoncé, like I had
• 2:20:36
  to just stand there and watch it all happen.
• 2:20:38
  So I got like these two people were like fucking share to each
• 2:20:40
  other, right And I was like not bothered.
• 2:20:44
  It was fine. But then there was, so I know if
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  you go on like Pornhub and stuff and you're only looking for
• 2:20:50
  something to watch. I can't relate but go on.
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  But those are called pretty girls.
• 2:20:56
  They're not like, clips taken from the actual film.
• 2:20:59
  They're posed. And they're called pretty girls
• 2:21:02
  to use as a thumbnail. So there had been several times
• 2:21:06
  where I would have to go in and like peel, like have gloves,
• 2:21:10
  peel this girl's eyelash off, clean the come off it and put it
• 2:21:14
  back on and like, make her look pretty.
• 2:21:16
  Always comes still on her face for the shot to get the shot.
• 2:21:22
  And it was like, it was, yeah, it was so much fun.
• 2:21:25
  And then I did like another shoot a couple of weeks later.
• 2:21:28
  She like asked me to go out and there was a girl that like.
• 2:21:31
  So she basically if you get your period and you work in porn, you
• 2:21:34
  can't just not work. You got to work.
• 2:21:37
  So a lot of times I'll just put a makeup sponge up there because
• 2:21:39
  you can't see it on camera and it absorbs anything.
• 2:21:44
  So she got stuck and the guy was like, I'm not fucking dealing
• 2:21:48
  with that. I'm not pulling that.
• 2:21:49
  Like like nobody would help her. And I was just like, I'm the
• 2:21:53
  only one that didn't have talons like nails at the time.
• 2:21:56
  So I was like, come on, let's go to the bathroom.
• 2:21:58
  So they say I had to like reach up and pull this blood soaked
• 2:22:02
  little sponge out of this girl. But she bought me drinks all
• 2:22:06
  night the next night. So it was fine.
• 2:22:08
  It was fine. I can't believe you didn't know
• 2:22:10
  that. This is before we even met.
• 2:22:12
  This was years ago. Yeah, that's interesting.
• 2:22:15
  What a life, what a life to have led.
• 2:22:19
  I mean. We're at 2 1/2 hours.
• 2:22:21
  I'm really struggling to to bring it back to the Nazis so we
• 2:22:26
  can round off. I don't know how we even got to
• 2:22:29
  this. Listen this.
• 2:22:31
  I think it was nasty. It was Nazi group sex I think.
• 2:22:35
  Maybe, I think. You.
• 2:22:36
  Yeah, you might have mentioned something about Nazi group sex.
• 2:22:39
  For reasons I don't know what. I can.
• 2:22:40
  They had the orgies and stuff and no, we talked with that guy
• 2:22:43
  asking me to go for a threesome. Oh, that was it, yeah.
• 2:22:46
  Go for a dance. Yeah, go.
• 2:22:48
  For a dance up Nika, but yeah. So anyways I.
• 2:22:53
  Think I'll do it. I think I'm going to go and do
• 2:22:56
  it. But do.
• 2:22:58
  It catch a rocks. No, I don't want to do it.
• 2:23:03
  Do it. This will be on our Patreon
• 2:23:06
  later on. Danny's.
• 2:23:08
  I'll film the whole. Thing Danny's going to film the
• 2:23:11
  2. 50 a month. Speaking of trains, Eichmann got
• 2:23:18
  the the Nazi trains to Speaking of running trains, right, But
• 2:23:30
  Danny, Danny has an appointment now and.
• 2:23:34
  We're. 2 1/2 hours in. This had absolutely very, very
• 2:23:39
  little to do with anything. This is.
• 2:23:42
  Listen. No, I, we brought it back more
• 2:23:44
  than I thought that we would be able to, to be fair.
• 2:23:47
  Maybe next week I might zero in on something specific, but
• 2:23:50
  we'll. You better.
• 2:23:52
  I did a whole Albert Fish episode.
• 2:23:54
  I had so many notes for last week that I you said to Alex.
• 2:23:57
  You said the. Words.
• 2:23:59
  Nazis, I said. What specifically do you want to
• 2:24:02
  do about Nazis? You said just Nazis, and I said
• 2:24:06
  what? Danny must have something she
• 2:24:07
  wants to talk about. Then I came in with nothing.
• 2:24:12
  Yeah, you know. You got the like the alien
• 2:24:15
  Antarctica base a little bit down.
• 2:24:17
  But it's very rough. Also talk about.
• 2:24:19
  Anyway, yeah, sign us off. Sign us.
• 2:24:23
  Off everybody. This has been hocus pocus and a
• 2:24:27
  lot of lack of focus this week. I've been just the she's been.
• 2:24:34
  Danny, thanks for hanging out with us for a spell.
• 2:24:38
  And he's off to get fucking plowed by two men.
• 2:24:40
  I'm not Fuck off.