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Episode 90: Hedge Funds (The Asymmetry of the Take) · How Canadian Markets Work

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  Imagine walking into a casino, right, and the
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  house makes you this incredibly strange offer.
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  Okay, I'm listening. They tell you, hey, if you
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  have a great night and win big, we're taking
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  20 % of all your winnings before you even walk
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  out the door. Wow. Okay, generous of them. Right,
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  but then they say, but if you come back tomorrow
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  and lose every single dime, well, we aren't refunding
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  a single penny of that cut we took yesterday.
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  Yeah, so you share the wins, but you eat the
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  losses entirely on your own. Exactly. You eat
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  all the losses alone. And, well, welcome to the
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  Modern Hedge Fund. It really is like that, yeah.
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  I mean, in our last deep dive, episode 89, we
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  were looking at segregated funds, right, where
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  you pay this premium for, you know, strict insurance
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  guarantees and downside protection. You're buying
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  safety. Right. You're paying to protect your
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  floor. Exactly. But today we're flipping the
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  script completely. We're diving into a world
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  where the fee structure itself is like it's basically
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  optimized to protect the manager's upside, often
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  at your direct expense. It's a massive paradigm
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  shift. When you look at the source material on
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  these alternative investments, you realize very
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  quickly that the mechanics of how you pay the
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  manager, that dictates your actual return far
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  more than whatever brilliant trades they're making
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  in the background. And that is exactly the core
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  mission for us today. We're going to figure out
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  what a hedge fund actually means in the modern
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  financial landscape. Because, spoiler alert for
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  the listener, our sources make it pretty clear
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  that it's way more about regulatory loopholes
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  and fee structures than any specific investment
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  strategy. Where the strategy is almost secondary
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  to the structure. Yeah. So we're going to slowly
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  break down the actual math of that infamous two
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  and 20 asymmetry. We'll explore why things like
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  high watermarks often fail to protect your past
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  fees. And maybe most importantly, we're going
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  to expose why the redemption terms, you know,
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  the fine print about lockups and gate, why those
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  are the absolute most crucial part of the entire
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  prospectus. Because understanding those structural
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  mechanics is really the only way to know what
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  you're buying. I mean, if you just look at a
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  fund's historical performance chart, you're only
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  seeing half the story. Right, the glossy marketing
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  half. Exactly. Yeah. The other half is what it
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  actually costs you over a full market cycle.
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  and Honestly, whether you can even get your money
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  out when that cycle inevitably turns ugly. So
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  let's start with redefining the term itself.
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  Because whenever I hear hedge fund, I automatically
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  picture a strategy that is actively hedging risk.
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  Sure, that makes sense. It's in the name. Right.
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  Like a manager goes long on some promising tech
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  stocks, but then they short a tech ETF on the
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  side. So if the whole NASDAQ crashes, the portfolio
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  is somewhat insulated. They are hedged. Yeah,
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  that's the traditional idea. But reading through
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  our sources today, that definition feels, I don't
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  know, practically obsolete. It is. I mean, historically,
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  your definition was spot on. The earliest iterations
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  of these funds did exactly that. They hedged
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  their bets to reduce broad market exposure. But
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  today, the term has morphed into something completely
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  different. What does it actually mean now, then?
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  Today, it mostly describes a specific... regulatory
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  category and, like we said, a fee structure.
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  OK, let's unpack that regulatory category part
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  because the sources mentioned they operate under
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  something called prospectus exemptions. What
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  does that actually mean for the everyday investor
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  listening to this? Well, in plain English, think
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  about standard mutual funds. They have to follow
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  very strict rules set by regulators, right? Like
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  safety rails. Exactly. They have limits on how
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  much of the fund can be concentrated in one single
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  stock, limits on how much money they can borrow,
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  and, you know, strict guardrails on using complex
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  derivatives. Because they're sold to regular
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  people. Right. But hedge funds bypass those rules
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  because they're only sold to what's called accredited
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  investors. Which generally means incredibly wealthy
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  individuals or like massive institutions, pension
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  funds, things like that. Exactly. So the regulators
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  basically look at these ultra wealthy buyers
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  and say, you know what, you have enough money
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  and enough lawyers to fend for yourselves. So
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  we're taking the safety rails off. OK, so they
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  just take the guardrails completely away. That's
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  the assumption. Yeah. By removing those guardrails,
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  the fund manager gains near total freedom. And
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  that freedom allows them to pursue strategies
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  that a standard, highly regulated mutual fund
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  could just never touch. And this is where the
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  sources get into what they're actually doing
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  with all that freedom. Because if they aren't
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  necessarily hedging, what are they doing? The
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  reading kept mentioning that they're often hunting
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  for these tiny, almost microscopic market inefficiencies.
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  Right, arbitrage. Yeah, the phrase was exploiting
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  tiny price differences. Can we ground that for
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  a second? What does that actually look like in
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  practice? Sure. Let's look at a classic strategy,
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  something like fixed income arbitrage. So a manager
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  might find two corporate bonds and they're issued
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  by the exact same company. Okay. Two identical
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  bonds. Almost identical. And for some weird temporary
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  market reason, one bond is yielding, say, 4%,
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  and the other bond is yielding 4 .1%. Wait, so
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  a difference of a tenth of a percent. Just a
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  tenth of a percent. I mean... That doesn't sound
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  like something worth getting out of bed for,
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  let alone paying some Wall Street manager millions
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  of dollars to find. Well, on its own, it absolutely
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  isn't. Yeah. To make that tenth of a percent
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  matter, you can't just invest a million dollars.
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  It wouldn't pay the rent. You need to invest
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  100 million dollars. Right. But the manager doesn't
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  just have 100 million lying around. So because
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  they have that regulatory exemption we talked
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  about. No guardrails thing. Exactly. Because
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  of that, they just borrow the money. They use
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  heavy leverage to amplify that microscopic spread
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  into a massive, massive return. Okay, so they're
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  borrowing massive amounts of money to amplify
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  tiny, tiny returns. That paints a totally grown
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  picture of the risk involved here. That actually
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  sounds kind of terrifying. It definitely can
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  be. In our notes, someone actually described
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  this specific approach as picking up pennies
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  in front of a steamroller. Yeah, that's a famous
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  and honestly very accurate industry phrase. It
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  creates this very specific structural risk profile
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  that as an investor you need to be acutely aware
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  of because most of the time the strategy works
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  beautifully. Right, the steamroller is far away.
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  Exactly. The manager quietly collects those pennies
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  every single day. And if you look at their chart,
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  the returns look incredibly smooth and consistent.
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  But, I mean, the steamroller is always moving.
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  Always. And when historical market correlations
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  suddenly break down, like, say, a global financial
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  crisis hits, or interest rates spike unexpectedly.
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  Things go sideways. Right. Those two bonds that
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  were supposed to move perfectly together suddenly
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  violently disconnect. And when that happens,
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  all that heavy leverage bites back. The losses
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  aren't just small bumps, they're catastrophic.
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  So the manager is taking on systemic leverage
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  to amplify these tiny gains entirely under an
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  exemption that basically lets them do whatever
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  they want. Pretty much. And this brings us to
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  how they charge you for the privilege of taking
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  on all that risk. Let's look at the math of that
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  fee structure because the sources outline the
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  scenario where a strategy can return like over
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  22 percent over a few years, but the actual investor
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  walks away with barely half of that. Right. This
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  is where we get to the two and twenty model.
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  That's the classic fee structure. Two and twenty.
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  Break that down for us. So it means you pay a
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  two percent annual management fee. on your total
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  assets. That's just for keeping the lights on.
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  Doesn't matter if they make money or lose money.
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  2 % right off the top. Yep. And then on top of
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  that, the manager takes 20 % of the profits.
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  OK, so diving into the reading, the industry
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  does point to this mechanism they created to
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  keep this fair. They call it a high watermark.
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  Yes, the high watermark. The idea is that a manager
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  cannot double charge you on gains they've already
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  billed you for, right? So if your account drops,
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  the manager has to grind their way back up above
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  your previous all -time high, that's the high
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  watermark, before they can take another 20 %
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  cut of any new profits. That's the theory. And
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  look, the high watermark is a genuine protection
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  against future double -dipping. But, and this
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  is crucial, it totally fails to address the fundamental
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  asymmetry of the fee structure. How so? Because
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  the high watermark does not refund the fees that
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  you have already paid if those gains suddenly
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  evaporate Okay, let's make this concrete because
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  the sources walk through this fascinating three
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  -year cycle that perfectly illustrates this trap
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  Let's do the math together step by step for the
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  listener. Sounds good. Let's say you invest 1
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  million dollars into a hedge fund Okay, starting
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  with a cool million and year one turns out to
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  be a phenomenal year The underlying strategy
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  generates a 20 % gross return great So before
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  any fees are calculated, your million dollars
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  has grown to $1 .2 million. A really great year.
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  But now the house takes its cut, right? Yep.
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  The 2 % management fee is applied to that $1
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  .2 million, which pulls out $24 ,000. That leaves
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  you with a balance of $1 ,176 ,000. Right. But
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  we're not done. Now for the performance fee.
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  Your original high watermark was your starting
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  balance of $1 million. So your new gains above
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  that mark sit at $176 ,000. OK. And the manager
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  takes 20 % of that profit. Let me do the math.
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  20 % of $176 ,000 is $35 ,200. Exactly. So we
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  subtract that. And at the end of year one, your
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  actual account value is roughly $1 .14 million.
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  Yes. And importantly, that $1 .14 million becomes
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  your new high water mark for the future. Got
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  it. OK, then we move to year two. And year two.
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  The steamroller arrives. Oh, no. The market turns,
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  the leverage backfires, and the strategy drops
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  15 % gross. Ouch. So my $1 .14 million drops
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  down to roughly $970 ,000. That's right. So I've
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  actually lost money. I am below my original starting
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  point of a million. Obviously, there is no performance
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  fee this year. Right, no performance fee. But...
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  That 2 % management fee is still quietly ticking
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  away on your total assets. Even when I'm losing.
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  Yeah, even when you're losing. So that skims
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  off another $19 ,000. Your ending value in year
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  two is roughly $950 ,000. Wait, let's just look
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  at the absurdity of this for a second. I am down
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  to $950 ,000. I have lost money on my original
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  investment. But what about the $35 ,000 in performance
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  fees I paid the manager last year? It's gone.
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  Gone forever. The manager already cashed that
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  check. But the gains weren't real. Doesn't matter.
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  You paid out a massive portion of your returns
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  based on gains that proved to be completely temporary
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  and they've now reversed. I mean, the analogy
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  that jumps out from the sources, it's like paying
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  a contractor a massive performance bonus for
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  building the first floor of your house ahead
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  of schedule. Right. But then when they build
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  the second floor, the whole thing collapses and
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  completely crushes the first floor. And the contractor
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  just shrugs and keeps the bonus for the first
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  floor. I mean, how does the industry even justify
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  participating so heavily in the gains but completely
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  sitting out the losses? Well, the justification
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  you'll hear from them is that you are paying
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  for absolute performance in the exact moment
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  it is generated. And they argue that top -tier
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  manager talent is incredibly scarce. So they
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  can't be expected to give back their salary just
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  because the market turned the next year. Wow.
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  Yeah. But the arithmetic reality for your portfolio
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  is brutal. Let's finish the three -year cycle
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  just to see the final toll. OK, let's do it.
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  Year three. Let's say the fund bounces back.
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  The strategy goes up 20 % gross. OK, so your
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  $950 ,000 grows by 20%. That takes your balance
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  back up to roughly $1 .14 million. Awesome. And
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  then the 2 % management fee kicks in again, taking
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  about $23 ,000. But because I haven't surpassed
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  my year one high watermark of $1 .14 million,
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  there's no performance fee this year. Correct.
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  So my ending value after three full years is
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  roughly $1 ,117 ,000. Exactly. To summarize the
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  total result, the underlying strategy went up
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  20%, down 15%, and then up 20%. If you compound
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  that, it's a gross return of roughly 22 .4%.
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  over the three years. But me, the actual investor,
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  I started with a million and ended with 1 .117
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  million. I received an 11 .8 % return. Exactly.
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  The strategy generated 22 .4%. I took all the
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  risk of the steamroller, but I only captured
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  11 .8 % of the wealth. The manager kept performance
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  fees on performance that ultimately disappeared.
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  And the sources point out something even more
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  striking here. What's that? This fee structure
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  bites hardest. exactly when things go incredibly
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  well. If a manager hits a grand slam, right,
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  like they generate a 40 % gross year, the two
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  and 20 structure siphons off roughly eight full
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  percentage points of that return. Eight percent.
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  Yeah. I mean, hearing those numbers, a logical
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  listener might just think, well, the second I
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  see a bad quarter or I feel the market turning,
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  I'll just pull my money out before the fees eat
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  me alive. You think so. Reading the redemption
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  terms in our sources, that is exactly where the
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  next trap is waiting. You can't just hit the
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  eject button. No, you really can't. The liquidity
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  terms are often the most restrictive part of
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  the entire prospectus. When you sign that initial
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  contract, you are usually agreeing to what's
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  called a lockup period. A lockup. Right. This
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  is a strict window, often the first one or two
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  years after you hand over your money, where you
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  are legally prohibited from withdrawing your
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  capital, no matter what happens in the market.
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  And the sources make it clear that even after
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  that lockup expires, I can't just, you know,
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  log into my brokerage app on a Tuesday. and hit
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  sell. Far from it. Once the lockup ends, you
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  are typically restricted to quarterly or maybe
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  annual redemption windows. Wow. And to even access
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  those windows, you have to give formal notice.
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  A fund might require you to declare your intent
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  to withdraw your money 90 days before the quarterly
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  window even opens. I have to say, looking at
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  it from the investor's perspective, this sounds
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  like a fundamental flaw in the product. Like,
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  if the market is crashing today and the manager's
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  leverage strategy is clearly failing, I have
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  to wait three months just to ask for my money
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  and then wait for the next quarterly window to
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  actually get it. By then, the steamroller has
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  already run me over. I completely understand
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  why it feels inherently unfair. But, you know,
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  we have to look at the systemic risk these funds
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  manage to understand why these rules even exist
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  and play devil's advocate for them. Think about
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  what we talked about earlier. These funds are
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  holding highly illiquid assets, private debt
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  or heavily leveraged arbitrage positions. If
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  every investor panicked and demanded their cash
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  on the exact same day, the manager would be forced
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  into a massive fire sale. Oh, I see. Right. They
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  would have to dump their assets at terrible distress
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  prices just to raise the cash to pay you back.
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  Which would completely destroy the value of the
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  fund for everyone else who didn't run for the
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  exit. Precisely. To prevent a run on the bank,
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  they legally lock the doors. And the ultimate
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  version of locking the doors is a provision highlighted
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  in the reading called a gate. A gate. Yes. A
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  gate gives the fund manager the power to limit
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  or completely halt all redemptions during stressed
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  market conditions. The concept of a gate is just
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  wild to me. So the market crashes. The quarterly
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  window finally arrives. I ask for my entire balance
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  back. And the manager can just drop a gate and
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  say, sorry, the gate is down to protect the fund.
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  We're only letting you take out 10 % of your
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  money this quarter. They absolutely can. And
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  during severe downturns, they frequently do.
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  It's the ultimate trade -off. The manager requires
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  stable, permanent capital to execute these long
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  -term or highly leveraged strategies without
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  the fear of a bank run. You provide that stability
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  by completely surrendering your own liquidity.
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  Okay, let's just pause and summarize the pitch
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  so far, because honestly it sounds brutal. It's
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  intense, yeah. The fees are heavily asymmetric,
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  meaning I share all my wins but eat my own losses
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  alone. Right. The underlying strategy is often
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  borrowing millions to pick up pennies in front
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  of a steamroller. Also true. And if things go
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  fundamentally wrong, the manager can legally
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  drop a gate and basically trap my money inside
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  the burning building. Well, when you string the
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  structural realities together like that, it does
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  sound rather grim. So... forcing us to look at
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  the other side of the argument from the sources
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  because we have to ask, why is anyone still buying
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  these? The institutions buying them aren't stupid.
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  There has to be a legitimate mathematical reason
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  to endure all of these complications. There is.
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  The strongest, most legitimate argument outlined
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  in the research is the pursuit of true diversification.
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  Diversification. Right. Because standard portfolios
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  are incredibly correlated today. When the stock
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  market crashes, Almost everything crashes with
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  it. But if a hedge fund strategy delivers returns
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  that are genuinely detached from the broader
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  stock and bond markets, that might justify paying
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  that high premium. OK, so if my main portfolio
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  is bleeding because the S &P 500 is down 20 percent,
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  but this hedge fund is running a strategy designed
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  to exploit, I don't know, tiny European bond
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  pricing errors that are completely isolated from
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  U .S. tech stocks, that friend is going to hold
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  its value. Exactly. It acts as a true shock absorber.
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  That's the ideal scenario anyway. You're paying
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  a massive premium to have a portion of your wealth
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  doing something completely alien to the rest
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  of your assets. Now, the financial industry has
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  recognized that the old school structure, you
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  know, the lockups, the gates, the massive leverage,
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  it's just too tough for most modern investors
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  to swallow. Sure. Which is why our sources highlight
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  a massive shift towards something called liquid
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  alternatives. The liquid alts. Reading about
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  these, I couldn't help but think of them as,
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  like, decaffeinated hedge funds. That's a great
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  way to put it. Is that essentially the industry
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  trying to build a bridge between standard mutual
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  funds and these Wild West hedge funds? That's
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  exactly what they're doing. Liquid alternatives
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  are mutual funds or ETFs that attempt to use
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  alternative hedge fund -like strategies, but
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  they operate under standard regulatory rules.
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  Ah, the safety rails are back. Exactly. They're
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  prospective qualified, meaning ordinary retail
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  investors can buy them. And because they're regulated,
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  they have to offer daily liquidity. You can sell
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  them any time. No gates. And crucially, they
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  have strict constrained limits on how much leverage
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  or shorting they can actually utilize. OK, so
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  you get a taste of the strategy, but you keep
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  the safety rails on. But. Reading deeper into
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  the notes, whether you're looking at a liquid
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  alt or a traditional private hedge fund, there's
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  a massive catch regarding how these funds actually
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  report their performance. The sources call it
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  the valuation illusion. Yeah, the valuation illusion
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  is one of the most fascinating psychological
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  quirks in alternative finance. And it stems from
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  a concept called mark to model pricing. Explain
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  that for us. Well, if you own a standard mutual
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  fund that holds shares of Apple or Microsoft,
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  the price of your fund is determined by the closing
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  prices of those stocks on the open market every
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  single day. Right. It's completely objective.
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  Everyone agrees on the price of Apple at 4 p
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  .m. Exactly. But a hedge fund isn't just buying
• 19:15
  Apple stock. The sources note they're holding
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  things like private company debt, complex customized
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  derivatives or, you know, bespoke contracts that
• 19:23
  just don't trade on an exchange. So, if an asset
• 19:26
  doesn't trade publicly, who is actually deciding
• 19:28
  what it's worth on a random Tuesday in November?
• 19:31
  The fund manager is. Wait, really? Yeah. Because
• 19:35
  there is no open market, the fund uses internal
• 19:38
  mathematical models to estimate what they think
• 19:41
  the asset is worth. This is marked model pricing.
• 19:45
  I mean, the analogy that came to mind reading
• 19:47
  this was trying to price art versus pricing gold.
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  Oh, I like that. Right. Because if I have a one
• 19:52
  -ounce bar of gold, I can check the exact price
• 19:55
  every minute of the day. It fluctuates wildly.
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  But if I own a completely unique piece of abstract
• 20:01
  art and I only pay an appraiser to look at it,
• 20:03
  say, once a year... The price of my art looks
• 20:06
  incredibly stable on a chart. It never bounces
• 20:08
  around. But the underlying risk of owning that
• 20:10
  art hasn't changed at all. Exactly. Your art
• 20:12
  analogy captures the illusion perfectly. If a
• 20:15
  fund only appraises the value of its illiquid
• 20:17
  assets once a month or once a quarter, the line
• 20:20
  on their performance chart looks incredibly smooth.
• 20:23
  It looks like a low volatility, safe investment
• 20:25
  compared to a stock market index that bounces
• 20:27
  around every single minute. So a fund might look
• 20:30
  perfectly stable on paper. simply because they
• 20:34
  aren't checking the price very often. Yes. They're
• 20:36
  just hiding the true volatility by refusing to
• 20:39
  look in the mirror. Basically, yeah. The smooth
• 20:41
  low volatility returns on paper might simply
• 20:44
  be an artifact of infrequent valuation rather
• 20:48
  than genuine stability. And this ties into the
• 20:50
  final complication the sources highlight, which
• 20:53
  makes navigating this whole space so treacherous.
• 20:56
  And that is manager dispersion. Right, manager
• 20:58
  dispersion. Walk us through what dispersion means
• 21:00
  in this specific context. So in the standard
• 21:04
  mutual fund world, the gap between a really good
• 21:07
  large cap index fund and a really bad large cap
• 21:09
  index fund is tiny. Maybe a fraction of a percent.
• 21:12
  Right, they all hold basically the same 500 stocks.
• 21:15
  Exactly. But in the hedge fund world, the gap
• 21:17
  between the best manager and the worst manager
• 21:19
  is absolutely enormous. Because that regulatory
• 21:21
  freedom we talked about is a double -edged sword.
• 21:23
  Huge double -edged sword. When a manager is completely
• 21:26
  unconstrained by standard rules, they have enough
• 21:29
  rope to pull off a brilliant once -in -a -decade
• 21:32
  trade. But they also have enough rope to completely
• 21:35
  hang the portfolio. Exactly. That makes manager
• 21:38
  selection the single most critical variable.
• 21:41
  When you buy a hedge fund, you aren't just buying
• 21:44
  exposure to a general asset class like stocks
• 21:46
  or bonds. What are you buying then? You're making
• 21:48
  a highly concentrated specific bet on a small
• 21:51
  team of people's ability to navigate risk without
• 21:54
  any supervision. Okay, let's bring all these
• 21:57
  threads together. What are the key takeaways
• 21:58
  for you as a listener navigating this stack of
• 22:01
  research? First, remember that today a hedge
• 22:04
  fund is really just a fee structure and a regulatory
• 22:07
  exemption. It is not a guarantee that the fund
• 22:10
  is actually hedging your downside risk. That's
• 22:12
  the most important first step, yes. Second, we
• 22:15
  have to respect the math of the 2 in 20 fee model.
• 22:17
  The asymmetry. Right. Even with a high watermark
• 22:21
  in place, the structure is fundamentally asymmetric.
• 22:24
  It stops double charging, sure, but it actively
• 22:27
  protects the manager's past payouts even when
• 22:30
  your gains subsequently reverse and turn into
• 22:32
  losses. As we saw in that three -year example,
• 22:35
  you can easily end up shouldering all the downside
• 22:37
  risk while walking away with barely half the
• 22:41
  return the strategy actually generated. Yeah,
• 22:43
  that math was eye -opening. And third, liquidity
• 22:45
  terms dictate everything. Lock -ups? quarterly
• 22:49
  windows, notice periods, and especially gates.
• 22:52
  Those determine your actual control over your
• 22:54
  own money. Yep. The golden rule from the sources
• 22:56
  is incredibly clear. You must read the redemption
• 22:59
  terms before you ever look at the performance
• 23:01
  tables. That is the only way to know what you're
• 23:03
  actually buying and whether you'll be trapped
• 23:05
  when the steamroller arrives. It requires a level
• 23:07
  of rigorous due diligence that goes far, far
• 23:10
  beyond buying a standard retail fund. You have
• 23:13
  to understand the leverage, you have to understand
• 23:14
  the fees, and you absolutely have to locate the
• 23:16
  exit doors before you write the check. And I
• 23:19
  think that leaves us with a final sort of lingering
• 23:21
  thought to mull over. What's that? Well, we spent
• 23:24
  some time breaking down that valuation illusion,
• 23:27
  right? How the seemingly smooth returns of illiquid
• 23:31
  hedge funds are sometimes just a mirage created
• 23:34
  by infrequent pricing and mark to model mathematics.
• 23:38
  Right, the art versus gold analogy. Exactly.
• 23:41
  It makes you wonder. How much of the perceived
• 23:44
  safety in private markets and alternative investments
• 23:47
  is just the psychological comfort of not knowing
• 23:50
  the daily price? Oh, that's a profound question
• 23:52
  about investor psychology. Isn't it? We all crave
• 23:55
  stability in our portfolios, but sometimes we
• 23:58
  mistake a lack of pricing data for a lack of
• 24:01
  actual risk. Could it be that true daily liquidity,
• 24:04
  like knowing exactly what your mutual funds or
• 24:06
  ETFs are worth every second of the day, actually
• 24:09
  feels riskier to us simply because it forces
• 24:11
  us to look at the unvarnished volatile truth
• 24:14
  every single day? It's definitely something to
• 24:16
  think about the next time you check your portfolio
• 24:18
  and wish the line was just a little smoother.
• 24:21
  Yeah. We'll leave you with that to explore on
• 24:22
  your own. Keep diving deep.