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TWR Tuesday | Savage Sam's Birthday Extravaganza 2023! · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the next-gen conservative studio in
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  Sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics
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  current events and pop culture. This is the Whitfield Report
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  with Sam Whitfield. Well, well, well, hello and good
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  evening, everyone. Welcome to the show and good to
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  be here on a Tuesday night. Very special night.
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  Especially since we are celebrating, uh, Martin Luther
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  King Day. No.
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  Psych. Just kidding.
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  That was yesterday. But now we are here because
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  apparently people can't make up their mind on a pole, why they
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  wanted my birthday stream to be on Saturday or today.
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  So the poll got a split 50/50 so you guys got both and it is the
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  grand return of Acoma to the fields of poor as well and
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  judging off of some you know, pre-show Asian acrobat has been
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  busy, you know, being a samurai or whatever.
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  I still don't quite understand what your avatar is, but we'll
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  just go with that. The amount of people that
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  haven't played mgs4 hurts my fucking soul and it hurts me
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  deep down, it's like know that entire phase of your teenage
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  life that just wasn't a thing for most people and it hurts me
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  inside. You know what?
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  It's okay because we all we all have obscure.
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  You know, things Metal Gear Solid is not fucking obscure
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  Sam. Let alone Metal Gear, Solid 4.
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  Well I mean I know. Do you know how many hours of
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  cutscenes are in Metal Gear? Solid 4, Sam, i-i've?
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  See it? I mean I'd say I had seen lots
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  of Metal Gear Solid like poythress videos but yeah I've
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  heard it I've heard it's a lot, i-i'm started playing Metal Gear
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  Solid but I think I've been I think I'm out of order because I
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  started playing in the one with Kiefer Sutherland and I
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  basically had to, I basically had to watch a whole bunch of
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  videos to get caught up on the timeline and the Lauren is it's
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  a good story but it's also but it's also bananas as the kids
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  used to say Yeah, absolutely. You you got in on probably
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  Probably the fucking roughest one to get in on, yes, but
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  here's yeah. Like well, like, I had played
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  Metal Gear, Solid, a little bit, like, back during the PS2 era,
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  by wasn't really like paying attention to it because I was
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  just like a friend's house and they just had it and they were
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  in the midst of like their playthrough so I had no idea
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  what was Going on. But yeah, when I, when I started
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  playing Metal Gear, it was like, it was like an LSD trip with
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  like fire demons and shit. And I was like, what it?
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  What is this? And then I got caught up.
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  I got I basically did like one of those like our long-bore
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  compilation videos and I think I got caught up somewhat but I'm
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  not, no, you have no, you have no idea at all.
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  No, none of those ever give The actual experience that's kind of
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  what I figured all of that, fucking all of that happened in
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  the real world. None of that was drugs and
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  technically none of that was magic.
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  That all happened. That was physical.
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  That was Tempura with our exist. Yes.
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  Yes. By the way, to tell you how long
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  there are eight hours of cutscenes in Metal Gear Solid 4,
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  Sam Whole, I mean, is the please tell me there's gameplay in
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  Metal Gear? So there's gameplay there's a
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  lot of gameplay. But eight hours.
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  But wow. You want to know how long the
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  longest cutscene is in Metal, Gear, Solid 4.
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  I've read it's like 30 minutes or something the longest
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  continuous cutscene, you're gonna you think it's dirty, it's
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  70 minutes long Sam, holy that, that doesn't somehow, that
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  doesn't surprise me. As a movie buff, this is
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  something you need to tackle within your lifetime.
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  Yeah. Because this will be this will
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  be I guarantee you. This will be one of the biggest
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  fucking goddamn things, you'll ever tackle.
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  Now what what you were thinking real quick is that stranding
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  that's strandings long as cutscene is 30 minutes and it
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  has around seven hours of cutscenes.
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  Yeah, well what that standing is all is a long one too.
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  So I, it's infinitely longer than if she is for ya.
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  You could let me know what do you like this?
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  You can complete mgs4. A full run-through.
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  No cutscene skip on optimized to hell and back first time play
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  and you can be the game and around, maybe 19 hours.
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  Yeah. Eight hours of that of
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  cutscenes. Yeah, I am.
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  I just, I I'm still cringing over my last playthrough coat,
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  or, which I think was like 50 hours.
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  If I'm not, there are no goats, or runs are long, Yeah, yeah.
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  Like, I it what I took me, and I mean, I played coach for like
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  six, seven times at this point, but dude, you're running.
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  There's so much goddamn running that that's, that's a little,
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  that's literally all it is, is like running.
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  Look at my fucking tattoo. We hey, guys.
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  This is Tatooine. Y'all, like fucking deserts.
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  I like running that shit. That's the fucking planet.
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  Oh. That genocide desert running in
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  genocide. That's, that's anchorhead
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  fucking nutshell. Yeah, that and that, and killing
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  sandpeople, you think Anakin Skywalker?
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  Yeah. You think Anakin Skywalker had
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  anger issues? Well, um, so, you know, my
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  favorite thing to do is I love to activate the scene where you
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  befriend them and they tell you their entire history.
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  And for people who don't know the sand, People history.
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  No, not the Middle East Star Wars.
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  It is a rich tapestry of people and culture, and how things came
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  to be. It's Fantastical.
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  There's so much lower in what was just, some fucking angry
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  guys, in the first fucking movie.
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  And then, once you learn all of that, being one of the few
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  Outsiders to learn these secrets, then you go.
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  Cool. I'm gonna kill all of you for
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  this one thing now, to be fair for genocide.
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  Eating an entire clan of San people.
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  Again, Knights of the Old Republic, not the Middle East,
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  you get a duplicate lightsaber crystal that has the strongest
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  base strength? Upgrade to your lightsaber?
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  Yes, your damaged. Its highest one.
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  And you can only find one other. I believe Pearl, right?
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  Yeah, I think I think it's the Pearl if I'm not mistaken the
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  fake dragon pearl or something. Yeah, I want to say it's a dupe
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  of that and then you if you do wield then you have two of those
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  motherfuckers in each lightsabre and then you just you know,
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  click flurry and things die. God I love breaking coat or a
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  fix is in the wrong waiting link.
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  I remember I remember I was able to do that for Kotor 2 and I
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  will I will send though, I will send the appropriate link to
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  Apex and I will also send the link to our other potential
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  guests. God, I fuck you stop to stop
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  because it will, this will turn into a coat or stream.
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  Well, I mean what's it? I love talking coat or but as it
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  turns out ever so everyone has been asked me Sam.
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  What did you think of the what of the last of us?
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  Like they didn't ask me, he's a great boss, three games Last of
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  Us? Yeah, yeah, part 1 was a pretty
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  good Gabe. I have not watched the I've not
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  watched the stupid HBO show nor do I plan on it, you know,
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  honestly I have I've seen commercial trailer for it, when
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  scrolling through Instagram and I'm like, yep, that's fucking
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  left for Last of Us. If Joel was Mexican and Pedro
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  Pascal. On top of that.
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  Yep, that's what that is. And like, it's a novelty.
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  It's cool. Cool.
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  You know, it's like going to go into an alternate Dimension.
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  The I mean, I will say this, I do like the cinematography, but
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  that's like that's it. The, the set pieces look
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  accurate. But everything else like, I
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  don't know. And I mean, This isn't a I guess
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  this isn't a deal breaker, but on top of everything else, I
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  nydia. Anita sarkeesian is like an EP
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  on that show or at least that's what I've read.
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  So I'll so that's what she was able to turn her career into.
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  Yeah, but just want to say Bernie is actual, that's not
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  racist. Viva La Raza.
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  I can say these things. My people have allowed me to I
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  probably do that. No, I wouldn't believe.
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  Yeah. It sounds that sounds like
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  something fucking Anita would do where I mean because obvious
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  heard Zoey's fucking Ploy into the UN politics failed and she's
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  never going to deliver on that fucking Kickstarter scam.
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  So hey gotta do something. It's I rot it's ironic although
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  nuns Surprising that given all the bitching.
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  They did about video games and whatnot that they that they
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  wound up, you know, producing a, you know, a shell about, you
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  know, about the last verse, which I think the last was part
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  one was kind of pre all that shit.
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  Mmm, was it? Whoa, no fuck you Sammy.
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  Don't make me Last of Us. Yes, grief.
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  Oh, no, no, no. It was 2012, I think, or 2013,
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  28 2013. Fuck, it's not as old as I was
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  thinking. But fuck, that's still a while.
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  Oh my God, that's 10, y'all fuck.
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  Um, yeah. It was it was started and
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  conceived. Well before shit, got stupid
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  with video games. Well, yeah, because I know that
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  not be dog. Did the did the, the Drake, you
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  know, series they had done that like a long time ago.
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  Also. Good evening hex.
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  Hello. Apex.
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  Awesome of fucking Crash, Bandicoot.
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  Oh yeah, happy birthday buddy, thank you, thank you, Mike,
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  happy birthday. Well basically, I kind of took
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  the day off from my business played a, I was actually playing
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  Mortal. Kombat 11.
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  Whoo, nice. I don't know.
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  I don't know where that ring. So on Act was I didn't get it
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  was I know that I know, sorry, one more time wear rings on my
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  butt on your fighting game list. MK R MK 11 specifically well
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  Mortal Kombat just in general I Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat is a
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  respectable fighter and here if anyone's listening this if you
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  know you know Mortal Kombat kind of held up fighting games for
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  the mid Audis like kind of help the whole genre on its Fucking
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  shoulders not to mention kind of like launched it into the
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  mainstream to back in the I mean not am not entirely but it's the
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  one that everybody knows from back then.
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  I mean there's more to obviously but it's the one that survived I
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  guess. So Oh you mean a fighting game
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  America? Yeah oh yeah no way of the
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  Warriors not fucking have a franchise.
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  Fuck I Tons of like Niche like beasts against beast fighting
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  games and you know, dinosaurs bloody Roar was bloody war with
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  one of my fucking what was that fucking beast?
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  The Raptors won the dinosaur, I just have this vivid memory of
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  dinosaurs fucking fighting each other and want to determine more
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  Primal, Rage Primal frog rage. Oh yeah.
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  Because that Killer Instinct had one Raptor but it wasn't full
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  dinosaurs, Primal Rage. Rage was dinosaurs.
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  Mmm. Yeah, good old school shit, man.
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  I tell you, I haven't played many fighting games.
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  I mean, I was grew up on him, but I really do love into the
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  last Mortal. Kombat was, I think it was nine,
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  I'm pretty sure it was nine. One of the first years they did
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  like the like that weird cinematic combo breaker thing
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  where, you know, it was. Yeah, it was the reboot.
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  It was where they revamp the whole franchise for the yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah. You just called the Mortal
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  Kombat. But that was the out.
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  That's right. I just For me and my buddies
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  were, you know, getting fucked up and playing it a lot and I
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  found myself, I don't know, there's obviously more
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  characters came with DLCs and shit but Luke came specifically,
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  I always gravitated towards enough discovered that he had
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  like.he had combos, that weren't listed and you know, they from
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  the time you launch the game, you that every single combo
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  generally is listed in the in the menu, you know?
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  But there were like three, four hit combo.
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  Ooh, that I just randomly stumbled upon and I became fat.
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  I don't know. I just, I just dove in to
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  getting obsessively good with a couple of the characters Liu
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  Kang specifically but I had kind of Might yeah, kind of hell.
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  Yeah, right. I fucking love that for anybody
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  who doesn't know Kato was not Australian, Cockney before the
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  1993 Mortal Kombat movie. And then when they re Revamped.
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  The universe are like what do we do with Cana when this new kind
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  of retouch Universe? They're like that movie role was
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  so fucking good. Let's just make him that right?
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  And now that's Cannon Kano and I'm like yes childhood me is
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  Happy. Hell yeah.
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  Well I was I can't remember which street fighter but I
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  remember. I remember like my, my older
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  cousin have like a how-to Street Fighter emulator on his computer
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  in this, like back in 2005 and so, yeah, I that was like my
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  introduction and then I played I think Mortal Kombat 9 and then
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  today, I just bought Mortal Kombat 11 because it was on sale
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  for this for the sole purpose. Spawn is a playable character in
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  in Mortal Kombat 11 and damn, it spawn is an underrated, you
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  know, you want entire underrated comic book characters, you want
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  to, you know, why you want to know who, what, where else he's
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  a fucking fighting game character Soulcalibur, goddamn
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  to on the Xbox? That's true.
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  I spent over 100 goddamn hours training with him.
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  I cleared Edge map. Master mode with spawn.
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  I mastered that motherfucker. Damn, yeah.
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  I didn't realize there was a shack foo fighting game on Sega
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  Genesis in the nineties was actually pretty good.
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  Yeah it's actually it's actually kind of good.
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  I could buy it that was a good time for For crossovers.
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  In the video games, my first, my the first one I touched was
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  Killer Instinct on the Super Nintendo.
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  What a terrible fighting game for a child to start playing?
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  You want to talk about, just hey put your dick to this fucking
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  grinder kid. I'm like okay, there's a
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  dinosaur and a booby lady. Yeah.
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  And a cool stage on top of a building in a city.
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  All God, what are these combos? What are Combos.
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  I am like fucking hate. Maybe younger.
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  I'd probably five or seven. This is Japan.
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  I don't know. The first fighting game I fall
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  in love with was Soul blade on the PS1, the predecessor to.
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  Oh yeah, so blood was cool. Also known as Soul age in Japan.
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  Oh my God, because everybody had their weapons, but then your
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  weapons could break if you guarded too much with them and
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  then you just fucking, that's your cool.
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  Yes, that's a cool mechanic. Yeah, it was a universal
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  fist-fighting mechanic that everybody had, but then you had
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  your weapon. So was dual layer.
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  So you couldn't garnish much and be like a bitch.
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  Oh ha ha. It was.
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  So ahead of the time the like that comp seen would be good if
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  it had that now. Yeah, well yeah that's one of my
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  one of the reasons I just don't play many video games anymore
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  because and I imagine it's why L didn't ring.
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  And shit is so popular because all the hand-holding shit.
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  It from the top down, you know, like in every genre it's like,
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  you know I mean I guess there's some fucking don't even know
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  what I'm talking about. Having played a new video game
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  since like goes to tsushima so but that's that's that's pretty
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  recent that's pretty. Yeah ghost of shimmers.
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  Recent enough and ghost. Shima is good.
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  Actually, I ain't really good. Yeah, it's very good.
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  Yeah, today, I will finish it. Have you have you have you
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  played through the main the main campaign yet?
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  Me, I don't want to spoil anything.
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  Oh yeah, I probably 12 hours into the campaign and been doing
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  so the problem is it's one of those games where I wanted.
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  I just I athd everywhere like you can't help over the carpet.
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  Oh my god, I've heard oh my God, fucks, oh my God, another bird!
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  Oh my God, I want to touch that fox and then I just go I don't
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  care what the fuck I was doing. If there's a fox on my arm up at
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  that box for the Fox, that's how you get all like the the birds
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  take you to little sacred spot like Springs where you get
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  health and shit and then like a fox is lead you to shrines.
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  So like and then your directional indicator is the
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  wind blowing, which is I still think is just a fucking wow.
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  That's a beautiful addition to the game or mechanic rather, but
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  ya know it. I did the same thing.
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  I just, I don't can't tell you how many hours I put into it.
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  Exactly. But I still didn't even even I
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  had to put it down because I had other things to do.
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  Yeah. Right.
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  And I know what I'm I'm in for when I go back to it so I'm like
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  oh I'm scared. I'm gonna lose a whole fucking
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  weekend if I'm not careful. Yeah.
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  That's that's how that's how I was with red dad.
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  But am I how about the chat as well?
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  Whiskey runner one burning Oak season, the chat.
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  Whats up hook? See hope.
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  See if he's free, he can pop in here and say, happy birthday to
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  your handsome crippled little ass.
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  Well, it's funny because I was actually trying to send the link
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  to hoax Wars, but for whatever reason Twitter's be well, a
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  Twitter Twitter was Roy fag. He and unfollowed and
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  unfollowed, Apex it. Yeah, that's actually the I've
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  heard of that happening before, this is the first time that I've
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  ever actually noticed it because I knew it was your birthday and
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  I like popped onto Twitter earlier and I went to at you and
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  it wasn't popping up I'm like what the fuck did he get banned?
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  So I started looking and yeah it's just I wasn't following you
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  for whatever reason, it actually, it actually did the
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  same thing with me. Me to you it that when I can't
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  handle their Bromance, dude. Well back, when back, when I got
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  back, when I got suspended for calling that he thought and he
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  thought for like three days for some reason like after I got
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  back. You and love you and a few other
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  people. You and like porcelain were the
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  two people that I guess I unfollowed during my suspension
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  time. That's interesting.
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  Which I don't know. Yeah, it's whatever.
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  I mean I just click the button again so your your shit still
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  broke it. Your shit is still broken heel
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  on fix it. No hugs.
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  He says, happy birthday from the chat there.
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  R. That's all I felt was have
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  either have either of you ever? Tried chocolate peanut butter
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  Porter beer before? I don't know.
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  I've tried chocolate porter but not chocolate peanut butter.
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  Well I'm going to tell you I thought it sounded disgusting.
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  I also thought chocolate porter sounded this guide like I guess
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  I'd never had a porter before but I got these they're called
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  sweet baby, Jesus from Baltimore and it is really fucking good.
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  I cannot believe how How delicious it is.
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  I'm shocked, you know II really wreck highly recommend.
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  I've I've actually heard that like that her that Samuel Adams
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  during the fall they I guess Samuel Adams did like a they
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  didn't like a limited run partnership with her with like
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  Hershey's or so to Yingling Yingling did that is oh that oh
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  that was you know that was you know it did that.
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  And I thought it was going to be crap.
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  I didn't try it, but apparently, one of my neighbors got up and
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  said, it was actually pretty good.
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  I tried that one recently as well, and it is fucking.
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  It's surprising because it doesn't sound good to me.
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  I finally convinced myself to give it a whack and I'm glad
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  it's quite good. No.
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  Don't you know me motherfucker? It's his birthday.
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  That's right. You can know.
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  You can know whoever the fuck you want bro.
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  Speaking of Speaking of thay of things though, Apex, do you get
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  eight? Do you have HBO Max for picking
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  up things? Yes, I do.
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  Do often. Yes, yes, speak of things, it's
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  true. Speaking of another one.
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  Yes, I do. In fact, I do in fact, real
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  Maxum have you. For some reason, people are
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  wondering if I've Seen the Last of Us show, which I haven't yet.
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  And I'm probably not going to but I'm just curious since you
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  since you tend to watch shows that I don't have.
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  Have you have you seen Mexican Joy yet?
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  I guess? Well, no I haven't, but I'm in a
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  unique position because I never played that game or gave a fuck
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  about playing that game and I, you know, I know, it's highly
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  compel, you know? I pretty much know what happens
• 26:05
  in the game. Thanks to the internet, you
• 26:06
  know? Yeah.
• 26:07
  But I like a decent show, so I don't have like the purest.
• 26:15
  You know, I may be able to judge it differently but I don't even
• 26:20
  honestly up until this point, I hadn't even considered watching
• 26:23
  it, if it popped up on my my home screen and I watched a
• 26:27
  little trailer and it looked interesting enough.
• 26:29
  Maybe you know if I did if that happens and I'll I'll give you
• 26:34
  my honest Apex review. I was I was just here as Pope
• 26:40
  pope of Karen's or whatever. He's going by on Twitter just
• 26:45
  Pope hadn't. We know, we know you're talking
• 26:47
  about how did well, well, I mean there's the other Pope who wants
• 26:52
  to kill you but that, you know, we don't talk.
• 26:55
  We don't talk to that guy anymore.
• 26:58
  So hope that wants to kill me. The the marine guy who said that
• 27:03
  he would what he wanted. Oh yeah, yeah.
• 27:07
  Yeah. Yeah, he was there was drunk and
• 27:10
  was very upset that I said, Star Trek was a communist Utopia
• 27:16
  working lie, which by the way, that that then caught on in some
• 27:21
  of the other stream that, and he basically spiral then, yeah, his
• 27:28
  God damn. I'm good, man.
• 27:30
  Yeah, he sometimes He basically well I wanted to say he he
• 27:37
  didn't Sunset but his his YouTube channel.
• 27:42
  Oh no shit. I think he just he quit he quit
• 27:46
  entirely. Uh yep.
• 27:48
  Wow. Well damn sorry bro.
• 27:52
  But yeah, so the the only Pope had a Had a pretty, I think
• 28:01
  funny reaction which was which was fuck the last verse TV show
• 28:06
  and fuck the game to its overrated.
• 28:10
  So oh yeah I could I could also come to that.
• 28:14
  That's what I mean. Like I don't know what my
• 28:16
  reaction to it would be. I just know.
• 28:18
  It is been. I mean I've seen it talked about
• 28:21
  forever since it. Yeah, came out.
• 28:23
  You know what I mean? And it just do you like Zombie
• 28:34
  Survival horror Stealth gameplay.
• 28:36
  Formatting not specifically like stealth games not since I was a
• 28:42
  kid siphon and fucking I have not played a zombie game other
• 28:48
  than modern war, you know, Call of Duty zombies.
• 28:51
  And even that was probably like 10 years, long cutscenes, with
• 28:54
  dramatic themes and light acoustic guitar.
• 28:58
  I mean, I mean maybe I suppose I could there might be a very slim
• 29:07
  something for you there, but if you're not into those things in
• 29:11
  general, last of us will come off completely.
• 29:16
  That was a game. Yeah, that's eight.
• 29:19
  Meant that how it will come across.
• 29:20
  The some people like people definitely do overhype the game
• 29:25
  but yeah like I love I love a good story.
• 29:28
  Yeah and I love smart storytelling and especially
• 29:31
  used. In the medium of gameplay, I
• 29:36
  fuck. Sorry, guys.
• 29:37
  Hmm. I just, I don't know.
• 29:40
  I've, again I've said this before and I don't even really
• 29:44
  know why, but I don't do any of the things that I used to love
• 29:47
  including play video games. So it's just not.
• 29:50
  It hasn't appealed to me enough to try it.
• 29:54
  You know, guess that goes to tsushima was the last game I
• 29:59
  played before that was do maternal.
• 30:02
  Before that was, God of War 2018, which I was very upset
• 30:07
  with because God of War, on PS2 was like a staple for me.
• 30:11
  Infinitely better also infinitely.
• 30:13
  Fuck God damn, so much better. Oh, so much.
• 30:17
  It's like yo, let's just not have personality anymore and
• 30:21
  then let's make a sequel. Oh God, yeah.
• 30:24
  And that was received with just stunning, praise to.
• 30:28
  So that's another thing. I'm like, yeah, if this is
• 30:32
  Standard for for people's, you know, also know 5 out of 5.
• 30:37
  I want to preface if that is your 5 out of 5 and you love
• 30:41
  these games and they are everything to you.
• 30:43
  That is fine. That is cool.
• 30:45
  I understand it. I made it just for me like I
• 30:48
  have been in the game industry. I don't want anybody to think
• 30:51
  like I'm shitting on them just because they like some no, I'll
• 30:54
  shit on you if you have shitty taste.
• 30:56
  But you know, if that is if it's one of your early forays or
• 30:59
  something, or you really just resonate that's School.
• 31:03
  But for me, a lot of that is just yeah, just and I'm here to
• 31:08
  fucking radar and and to be clear like I'm such a huge, you
• 31:14
  know, old school. God of War fan that I played
• 31:16
  through the whole story and I didn't I was fortunate enough to
• 31:19
  not have any spoilers even though I didn't get it
• 31:23
  immediately and it was fucking like the combat was the main
• 31:28
  thing that bugged me but, you know, getting the blades and
• 31:32
  there was a lot of nostalgia in there for me that I enjoyed Ike.
• 31:35
  I thought they did at least a good portion of the storytelling
• 31:40
  within the within the game fairly well, you know,
• 31:44
  continuation of craters historic but the hole You know, again,
• 31:49
  there's a lot of holes, you can poke and it, but I can I found
• 31:52
  enough enjoyment in it to at least one playthrough, you know,
• 31:57
  and then spent a little time doing some some of the extra
• 32:01
  shit for a couple hours. Maybe but that was, you know,
• 32:05
  the combat Loop is just was just fucking boring and stay, you
• 32:10
  know. It's very stale Again by
• 32:11
  comparison to even yeah. The first God of War but fuck
• 32:15
  out of or two man. You you Have to make that 10
• 32:19
  seconds of fun actually fun. You can sparse out that 10
• 32:23
  seconds with set-pieces and whatever.
• 32:25
  But when it's time for that 10 seconds, it better be fucking
• 32:28
  fun. Yeah, and and so many of these
• 32:32
  games. I am feeling are starting to
• 32:34
  lose the ability to do that. Yeah.
• 32:38
  And I don't know, I guess now that thinking about it since you
• 32:41
  asked, I don't I don't think stealth games in general, have
• 32:44
  much appeal to me like of anything.
• 32:47
  I think that's why I do like being stealthy in games.
• 32:50
  Like, again, in goes to tsushima.
• 32:51
  It's a, it's a major. Yeah, option.
• 32:55
  You know what I mean? But I don't know.
• 32:58
  I don't know. I mean, I'm not sure I guess I
• 33:00
  haven't really thought about it that much, but it's just a like,
• 33:07
  stealth Centric gameplay, doesn't add on its face.
• 33:11
  Doesn't isn't what you know what?
• 33:14
  Yeah. Okay, cross left basically like
• 33:17
  think of it like this cross Gears of War Resident Evil.
• 33:23
  Metal Gear, Solid. And light, like, crafting from
• 33:31
  generic RPGs, like, watch dogs, or any Ubisoft kind of upgrading
• 33:35
  crafting system. Yeah, combined, that's what that
• 33:38
  game is at its core. And it's just got a very
• 33:42
  solidly. Decent story wrapped around it
• 33:45
  but even more, so it's got really good actors.
• 33:48
  Voices. Uh, yeah, the first, the first
• 33:54
  one I should say, has really good.
• 33:57
  Could you know, has a really good store and why not?
• 33:59
  The second one is. Yeah, I don't. yeah, second one
• 34:08
  is I think it's not good. I think it gets hated on more
• 34:15
  than it deserves. It's not good.
• 34:18
  Yeah, that's the thing. I'm of the opinion that like,
• 34:21
  fucking everything is overhyped or over hated, like, yeah, ever
• 34:27
  opinions. I'm saying, I feel like they're
• 34:29
  inflated in one. Degree One Direction or the
• 34:33
  other. There's I don't I don't know.
• 34:37
  Even when I find people or you know see things that are that
• 34:40
  claim to be the middling opinion it's like I don't I don't know.
• 34:47
  Well that mean a lot of people tend to forget like you can
• 34:51
  absolutely love something but it can just absolutely not resonate
• 34:54
  with somebody else and that's just normal, right?
• 34:56
  There's I can't really think of anything that people universally
• 35:00
  all agree on other than That food and sex are good.
• 35:04
  Yeah. And necessary for that matter
• 35:07
  and water, but you don't go. Yes.
• 35:18
  Yeah, I would I would I would agree on those who might
• 35:22
  disagree are the are the is the America First crowd who all her
• 35:29
  only once a day. And they think that sex Women at
• 35:32
  least is is gay, but you know, that's a whole, that's all
• 35:40
  another came. As that's another thing, I'm
• 35:42
  looping back around to the just to the approach that just every
• 35:48
  single thing on the internet is a bit like nothing.
• 35:51
  Nobody's, nobody's real, nobody's being real,
• 35:54
  everything's a joke real. Sure.
• 35:57
  I know buddy. Well, I'm beer with 1/4 of 100
• 36:00
  percent 100. Dude I'm here.
• 36:02
  I'm here, we all here. Well, I don't mean, I don't mean
• 36:12
  in conversations like that. I like a stream church at.
• 36:16
  I just mean like, you know, in particular, Twitter Instagram,
• 36:20
  you know, like all the the keyboard shit, you know, that
• 36:25
  is. Oh yeah, I know Twitter.
• 36:26
  And read it like yeah, social media is he would say yeah
• 36:30
  that's what I was. That's what I was saying about
• 36:32
  the Twitter. Sorry Sammy but that's kind of
• 36:33
  what I was getting at about the Twitter files.
• 36:35
  A few weeks back when I'm like I just I don't it seems so like,
• 36:42
  yeah, there's but I feel it's another case of yeah we knew
• 36:45
  this but here's like vague proof and or some solid proof.
• 36:50
  I again I don't even I don't even know how much it's actually
• 36:53
  in there but it's all shit. We knew already and it's just
• 36:57
  dragged out posted through several different journalists in
• 37:02
  stages like it just I don't know it's I guess it's that was
• 37:09
  always amused to be done maybe but when I mean a lot of this
• 37:13
  shit on the internet and really and media just in general I feel
• 37:17
  like now is Intentionally designed to be divisive on
• 37:24
  purpose. Like a perfect.
• 37:27
  A perfect example is, is like for the last few days.
• 37:32
  I have seen non-stop the thing about the HBO Velma show.
• 37:37
  Oh yeah, wow. I know, I know that, like, I
• 37:40
  know that back when the trailer dropped, like all three of us
• 37:43
  watched it. We all we all were like, yep.
• 37:47
  It's going to be shit and won't Behold it is, but like, I could
• 37:54
  you not. I've seen more videos on YouTube
• 37:59
  about how it's shit, good then like there are more videos on
• 38:04
  how bad it is. Rather than the actual show
• 38:08
  itself, if that makes sense. And they actually had And
• 38:13
  they've only had one episode. So like I feel like that show is
• 38:16
  literally I feel like that show is literally made just to piss
• 38:21
  people off. Well, that's the, that's the
• 38:23
  mint. It's been all over longer.
• 38:26
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 38:28
  And that's the takeaway that I've seen the only video that I
• 38:33
  clicked on and I didn't even cuz I hate I really don't care about
• 38:37
  other people's opinions but I'm so fucking like wet brand at
• 38:41
  this point that I Just click on shit on YouTube because I'm so
• 38:44
  fucking bored but was the Drinker and I think he said the
• 38:50
  same are something to that degree that the shit's made for
• 38:54
  you to hate it and it yes, off of something he said previously
• 38:59
  that it's just kind of How It's Made because it doesn't matter
• 39:03
  if people like it, it matters. How many people watch it and the
• 39:06
  number of content creators out there going, oh dude, we cannot
• 39:10
  can make a deal. Stupidest fucking new HBO show
• 39:14
  is that everybody's paying attention to and say the same
• 39:18
  shit over and over that everybody else says, you know.
• 39:21
  Yeah, I don't I don't get enough, I don't kind of super
• 39:25
  chats in general, but I definitely don't get enough
• 39:29
  super chats to to hatewatch shit for the, you know, for the
• 39:37
  purpose of making money on. It's like yeah.
• 39:42
  When the When the ring is have power came out.
• 39:45
  I mean there were a bunch of people who like, who, like I
• 39:49
  never going to watch this show. I know it's going to be
• 39:52
  terrible, but yet those same people were all doing like
• 39:56
  weekly recap reviews saying how God awful it was and you know,
• 40:02
  how they didn't want to have to watch the show?
• 40:05
  Yeah, but they, but they were because catching catching
• 40:09
  catching more. Yeah, of course, man.
• 40:11
  And that's all I mean that's another reason as started.
• 40:15
  One of my the beginnings to my hatred of, you know, just the
• 40:21
  popular media in general. Yeah.
• 40:24
  Is with is with video games is, you know, when they, you know,
• 40:29
  everything started. The everything had to be online
• 40:31
  and season passes. And oh yeah, only a handful of
• 40:35
  years ago. That the pay to play the
• 40:38
  pay-to-win model. They were sneaking in here and
• 40:40
  there and Became real prevalent. You know what I mean?
• 40:44
  Brother in Christ. That was like 10 years ago.
• 40:47
  That was like, that's what I'm saying.
• 40:49
  That's when I, that's when I was a little bit ago, don't act like
• 40:53
  a dick, a little bit ago. Stop it.
• 40:57
  It is when you're pushing 40, man.
• 40:59
  Fuck, fuck, dude. No fight it.
• 41:04
  I'm supposed to bring change to the force.
• 41:07
  I mean, I don't know. I do get, I do get what you're
• 41:15
  what you're saying though, because I mean then that is kind
• 41:18
  of shocking to that. It's been 10 years because all
• 41:22
  three of us. Remember, when like when you
• 41:25
  bought when you bought a game and that was it.
• 41:29
  It was like the game was complete.
• 41:31
  The game was done and that's right because we're all young
• 41:35
  men, like, you Sammy. They're sorry.
• 41:39
  Go ahead. Continue their work.
• 41:42
  I mean, I'm I'm so young but they're like, they're there are
• 41:47
  people on their people on Twitter who are like a lot
• 41:51
  younger than me. Who, who were?
• 41:53
  Who are just now discovering the Twitter's, a mean, and nasty
• 41:57
  place. And there are people who are
• 42:00
  backstabbing. And I'm like half.
• 42:02
  Welcome to the internet 20s, early 20-somethings.
• 42:07
  Yeah, how is it? Yeah, yeah.
• 42:14
  They're more than likely like 13.
• 42:16
  Yeah 14, you know, probably. But but yeah, my point was that
• 42:22
  ten years ago, five years ago, whatever.
• 42:27
  But when that shit started happening, it was when I just,
• 42:31
  you know, it's really, honestly pointless in the overall grand
• 42:35
  scheme, but it is kind of a boil it down to some, kind of a
• 42:38
  personal just boycott. I just I don't I didn't care
• 42:43
  enough about video games too. You know continue you know there
• 42:49
  were a handful of 2011 man fucking I put in over 1,000
• 42:56
  hours into Battlefield 3 and I had satellite-based internet, I
• 43:01
  had to play I could only get a good enough internet signal at
• 43:06
  like between like 4:00 in the morning and noon.
• 43:10
  Sometimes, if you're lucky midnight, But yeah the whole
• 43:18
  battle passage. I don't know.
• 43:19
  I just Hey, I believe in paying with your dollar, you know?
• 43:24
  And I may be one, man, I don't know.
• 43:26
  Yeah, so jaded about many other things, but I just don't buy
• 43:29
  things that are, don't consume things that I don't want to
• 43:34
  prosper, you know? I don't go to restaurants that I
• 43:37
  don't like, you know. Yeah, I know.
• 43:40
  And that in believe me, you know, you're actually one of the
• 43:46
  few I don't want to say smart people out there that does that,
• 43:51
  but just people with it's out with that you can actually, it's
• 43:57
  actually also laziness to because I could also have never
• 43:59
  ordered anything off Amazon because I've never, you know, as
• 44:03
  convenient as it seems, I've had things people order things off
• 44:06
  and is on Amazon and gift me. But, yeah, I've never personally
• 44:11
  used it. Yeah.
• 44:13
  You know, I've also never found the absolute need to You know
• 44:18
  what I mean? No.
• 44:19
  I mean, I mean, you do, you know, I have to buy, you know,
• 44:23
  stuff off Amazon. It it's definitely easy here to
• 44:29
  what I'm also, I also know for sure that I have a very, highly,
• 44:33
  addictive personality and I know people personally that are like,
• 44:39
  oh yeah, Amazon Prime is my literal best friend.
• 44:42
  I spend hundreds of dollars every paycheck on she and I
• 44:46
  don't even remember what I ordered.
• 44:48
  Like she just shows up. Yeah, okay like that, you know.
• 44:51
  That's you think that's cool. I go.
• 44:53
  Yeah, I love it because then I got this little egg splitter
• 44:55
  thing that I you know, I used for three days and now sits in a
• 45:01
  drawer or whatever. Well that those people are
• 45:04
  called are called shopaholics and they have existed for
• 45:09
  they've existed forever. It's just that.
• 45:11
  Yeah. But it's it's never been that
• 45:12
  easy and I'm no. No.
• 45:14
  Yeah but that's the whole thing is Amazon has fucking
• 45:17
  Everything. So even me, living out here in
• 45:20
  the middle of fucking corn fields.
• 45:22
  Could digging around, you know what, the fucking?
• 45:27
  I could probably find lots of things to spend money on that I
• 45:31
  could convince myself for useful, that weren't.
• 45:35
  I mean, I did the same thing with a goddamn microphone and a
• 45:37
  fucking the Focus right here. Yeah.
• 45:49
  Well you know I was doing that quite effectively before but I
• 45:52
  just didn't say yeah, but not so smooth.
• 45:54
  Yeah. Oh yeah, much better.
• 46:00
  I agree. Yeah, definitely for, for sure.
• 46:05
  Next, that next thing that's what I mean is like, I'd have
• 46:08
  the soundboard probably. It's already bad enough that the
• 46:11
  website Zounds Which is where I got this little microphone and
• 46:17
  interface set up, have a no credit.
• 46:20
  Check payment plan option right off the Jump so you can fucking
• 46:24
  get whatever goddamn music equipment, they have on the
• 46:26
  website for, you know, I'm tempted to get like a new mic
• 46:33
  set in a in it like in a soundboard but but knowing me, I
• 46:37
  would drive the tube you crazy with the soundboard because I
• 46:41
  would just be hitting bullshit bullshit, you do it.
• 46:46
  You do it for a minute and then you'd you'd forget you.
• 46:50
  Or yeah you would I mean it's I guess it depends on what's on
• 46:54
  the soundboard. I I'd be having like I'd be
• 46:58
  having like a name Movie quotes mixed with like fruit from the
• 47:03
  top on down and you know, and then random met occur or
• 47:07
  laughing? Yeah, good old kill stream Gator
• 47:11
  type shit. Yeah, it sounds real fun.
• 47:15
  You know, it's incredibly easy to become heavily indebted in
• 47:19
  the United States. Oh yeah.
• 47:22
  It really is. It's almost like you could, you
• 47:26
  could, you know, do speed runs. I have any most people, a lot of
• 47:32
  people do. Yeah.
• 47:34
  Yeah, they're criminals. Exactly.
• 47:39
  They are criminals or the terminally for well, well, it's
• 47:45
  well, and then there are people who there are people who scam
• 47:49
  money and then there are people who scam money, but don't get
• 47:52
  caught and those are called politicians.
• 47:55
  Yeah, those are called, you know, corporate people to, you
• 47:58
  know, the corporate Owner, you know, business owners or pose or
• 48:02
  corpse pose. They're all just one.
• 48:11
  They treat neighborhood Nichols and cornfields the story that's
• 48:26
  going back. That's gone back away.
• 48:29
  Together. That's got a ring to it, too.
• 48:32
  You know, you know what, and that's, that's the funny thing
• 48:36
  is is to is like, I still get, you know, people mostly, I all
• 48:42
  friends who I like, where do you find Apex?
• 48:46
  Gammas. And, and so like, without going
• 48:51
  into the whole war of Owen and everything else, like I tried,
• 48:59
  To explain it. But then it gets even you can
• 49:01
  look, you can lick your literally just say I showed up
• 49:03
  in your chat and I was in your chat consistently, which is
• 49:07
  true. And I eventually was like, you
• 49:10
  should get a fucking co-host because you can't focus for shit
• 49:14
  on what you're supposed to be talking about and you just laugh
• 49:18
  at the chat all night and take your shirt off and show your
• 49:20
  feet and fucking all the other wild shit.
• 49:24
  Yeah. And and you know I wasn't
• 49:27
  suggesting that I do it but I So had that thought in my mind, you
• 49:31
  know, well I can, I could check out of this goddamn cripple
• 49:34
  little shit. Well evil, Eric's not here,
• 49:38
  evil, Eric's not here either at least, not yet.
• 49:43
  But I have heard from like a store wrenches showed up on
• 49:49
  Saturday, so that was, that was fun.
• 49:57
  Wait, no, I missed that you. Had a what?
• 50:01
  I had I had a storm of wrenches that get that's Gabe.
• 50:05
  Oh yeah. Yeah that's yeah.
• 50:07
  But for some reason I'm fucking totally missed what you said but
• 50:10
  yes some retches fuck. Yeah, I miss that guy.
• 50:13
  He's out he's a fellow cornfield dweller.
• 50:17
  Yeah, I was good shit. So I got to be honest.
• 50:28
  Now we're just talking about corn for 30 minutes.
• 50:30
  Let's go. No, no, no.
• 50:32
  I literally was just about to say, I got to be honest with you
• 50:36
  guys and I missed the entirety of other than some bits and
• 50:41
  pieces around the edge of the hottest wrestling event of the
• 50:48
  Season. That happened just the other day
• 50:51
  gone to many. Yes, yes.
• 50:52
  And what are you going to say, brother?
• 50:55
  When good to mean he runs wild on you.
• 50:58
  I was curious if you activate which I know is closer to close
• 51:02
  to the ground. Let's say than I am.
• 51:05
  You had like a basic rundown of the event because I know Ralph
• 51:07
  got served but I wasn't busy, playing racing Lagoon on the
• 51:11
  PlayStation wearing it. I did not watch, I occasionally
• 51:16
  open Twitter and saw Vickers, posting some stuff I went, what
• 51:20
  happened. He told me, I saw a video had
• 51:22
  laughs and then I went back to racing Moon.
• 51:24
  And then I went after After and caught up on everything, yeah II
• 51:28
  was I was playing racing Lagoon right on really really you
• 51:33
  didn't miss much other than other than yeah, rage Pig, got
• 51:41
  served. And there were, there were bunch
• 51:45
  of like just like, really Shelby dress, I don't even know, but
• 51:50
  you could cook the call them like amateur wrestlers just like
• 51:55
  You call them indeed. They are there any rustlers, you
• 52:01
  know, trying to do takedowns on each other and what, what?
• 52:05
  In what looked like 240p camera quality?
• 52:09
  At least they were doing? They were doing them to the best
• 52:13
  of their ability through 240p. Yeah.
• 52:18
  Are you afraid that 11 people? I am giving credit.
• 52:25
  You are the fucking wrestlers of that event.
• 52:27
  Yeah. That yeah, those are Talent.
• 52:29
  They had no they had no fucking idea from what I understand?
• 52:33
  What I've gathered? Yeah.
• 52:35
  No I guess I guess I guess wanted to I guess one of the
• 52:40
  girls. Yeah.
• 52:41
  I was going to say this yet. I heard this to the crowd
• 52:45
  started chanting. Rape her.
• 52:47
  Yeah, talking about. That's fucking Wild, Man.
• 52:50
  And, and apparently, like, I don't know if this is, this is
• 52:55
  is true. But from what I'm hearing, she
• 52:57
  can Again, I'm not a legal expert.
• 53:00
  So this is just what I've heard off the internet, but she can
• 53:03
  apparently sue for a hostile work environment and because
• 53:08
  they didn't they did not notify her.
• 53:12
  Yeah, that sounds. That sounds like something that
• 53:16
  would be legit. And honestly and Raleigh.
• 53:19
  But wouldn't you have had to have signed papers?
• 53:23
  I'm pretty sure about. Imagine all these people cash.
• 53:28
  I can't I can't imagine him touching legal papers.
• 53:31
  I'm not sure that's true. Yeah it's good point plus it
• 53:34
  doesn't matter. He's going to flee back to
• 53:36
  Mexico. Yeah well well I mean I guess
• 53:42
  she can sue like I guess she can sue the promoter or not.
• 53:48
  Not just Ralph with the other guy who was running the fight
• 53:52
  whose name I already forgot. Even though Vickers mentioned it
• 53:56
  last Night. But yeah.
• 54:02
  Good times this more. Sorry.
• 54:05
  Sorry to bring it up but basically anything that's not
• 54:08
  true. Yeah, that's kind of what I was
• 54:11
  wondering because I saw a tweet from pot off with, like papers
• 54:15
  in a tuck and toilet tank, that's ago.
• 54:17
  And it cop strapped, Justice, and then you can't stop us from
• 54:26
  smuggling Papers that are already in the building.
• 54:30
  I don't like oh, these these Godfather have in motherfuckers.
• 54:34
  It is so that is so good, dude, Jesse so good at this shit, hot.
• 54:39
  Yeah, and what I love is, I don't know if this is true but
• 54:45
  the people the people that I've seen are are complaining that
• 54:50
  well Jesse's just fucking with Ralph the fuck with merge which
• 54:56
  could be. True II don't I don't know.
• 54:59
  That's just what I've that's what I've heard I do think it
• 55:04
  would it would be funny since since old Moorish did a did a
• 55:09
  did it quote unquote documentary on peacock so the timing would
• 55:16
  be funny the timing service. Yeah he did like a well he did
• 55:21
  he didn't do documenter but he was like a minor part in a
• 55:25
  documentary on Teddy Hart. I guess Christ in heaven.
• 55:30
  So yeah, I know what was the fucking peacock, right?
• 55:36
  Or something like that? Yeah, yeah.
• 55:40
  So nurses, fucking moving up in the world.
• 55:44
  Man moving up in the world. Yep.
• 55:48
  Well The Well of the Hollywood, the Hollywood Marsh meme came
• 55:52
  true. Just like Just Like Jesse said
• 55:55
  it would sell The slave me slave.
• 56:00
  Marsh meme is already real. God merciful.
• 56:04
  Yeah, he's so fat. That's so funny.
• 56:08
  Did you? I don't know if either.
• 56:09
  So either he saw his tweet, he was at a casino or something and
• 56:13
  one of his followers, like, any big wins, he's like, actually,
• 56:16
  I'm down pretty fucking bad. If you guys want to donate
• 56:19
  please like posted a link, so I don't jump off a balcony.
• 56:23
  It's like, just fucking Shameless.
• 56:25
  You gotta that some point. You gotta just be like, you
• 56:28
  know, What fucking sure, why not men?
• 56:33
  Sure, I look better curse at best, it's the suicide B, the
• 56:39
  suicide baiting that, he's, you know, he's rude, he's really
• 56:42
  good at, he's really good at that.
• 56:44
  So, yeah, and I mean, at this point, he can just literally
• 56:49
  just say, it's a joke, whether it is or not because it's such
• 56:53
  a, it's like such a meme, you know.
• 56:57
  Oh, Alan's in the chat. Hi Alan.
• 57:01
  Our it is, oh, by the way. L, welcome Ellen.
• 57:09
  And by the way, is Alan, stolen Twitter.
• 57:12
  Did many Twitter to did a weird thing because I haven't seen
• 57:16
  Alan on Twitter and Brad. Now, that's now that you mention
• 57:20
  it. I haven't either.
• 57:23
  Maybe he left Twitter, he's a smart baby.
• 57:28
  Why would you leave gamer words now?
• 57:31
  Kind of yeah, you know. I know he's still there.
• 57:35
  He's still there and we still follow each other, maybe it's
• 57:39
  not tweeting, hey, Well, I was, I was thinking, yeah, he tweeted
• 57:45
  17 hours ago. I didn't see it, but I'm gonna
• 57:47
  like it right now. I mean, I was thinking that if,
• 57:52
  if Alan wanted to, we had taught, we haven't talked to mr.
• 57:57
  Palin forever, and forever. And for if he's free, For some
• 58:06
  reason. For some reason, YouTube's being
• 58:10
  gay and not letting me send hoax Wars the The link, even though
• 58:15
  we fought, even though we follow each other Twitter's being like,
• 58:19
  oh, dear God, not hoax Wars. Now, well I can send it to him
• 58:26
  if you want. Sure, I don't know if he'll be
• 58:28
  available but he and I not He invites me on his dreams all the
• 58:35
  time so that's nice. He that's not.
• 58:38
  He doesn't like me anymore. Nothing.
• 58:40
  He knows I'm out of a wild card too hot for her folks worse.
• 58:48
  Well, we listen, we've all known that.
• 58:52
  You can be a wild card, we've heard fucking words.
• 58:56
  It's more like retard. Let's be honest here.
• 59:00
  Also wanted one of the I didn't want to get your take on this.
• 59:07
  So this weekend, I will act be taking off from the show because
• 59:12
  I'll be going to the I'll be going to the Kennedy Space
• 59:16
  Center. Which I find interesting because
• 59:22
  considering where I Texan I started it was it was during our
• 59:28
  own Benjamin's the moon landing is real pharaohs.
• 59:32
  So yeah I'm sure I'm sure the moon-landing deniers will just
• 59:40
  love me for You know, for going to a space center and proving
• 59:48
  that, yes, in fact we did go to the Moon.
• 59:54
  I that baffles me to this fucking.
• 59:56
  How can people be that goddamn stupid.
• 1:00:01
  Well, to me, it's not even that, it's like it happens, follow the
• 1:00:06
  follow the money and the fucking big dick ego trip.
• 1:00:11
  And then / Cold War. No fucking shit.
• 1:00:14
  He landed on the moon before the room.
• 1:00:16
  Skis you fucking think really that if they fucking landed
• 1:00:20
  first, they were going to tell every motherfucker.
• 1:00:24
  Well it's just that it goes back to the Nuance of what Owen was
• 1:00:32
  like his Motif at the time where he latched onto literally every
• 1:00:38
  single Niche conspiracy theory. you could think of, like off the
• 1:00:42
  time, like the mainstream ones, the the top of the the the skim
• 1:00:49
  on the water, whatever, and he would go on about it for
• 1:00:55
  however, long and it just it was his he leeched off of other
• 1:00:59
  conspiracy theories and just fun, whatever turned fun
• 1:01:05
  theories from, you know, for people into his own little
• 1:01:10
  Weapon. And if you questioned him, you
• 1:01:11
  got banned and it was just a way to Cole his audience, you know,
• 1:01:19
  you know, being afraid to chat in his chat.
• 1:01:21
  If they, if he said something they thought was wrong or
• 1:01:26
  whatever. You know, even if they were
• 1:01:27
  like, what do you mean by this? Oh, and you fucking ban him.
• 1:01:29
  Yeah, it was just, you know, it's Yeah, I don't think he
• 1:01:34
  believed any of the shit that he sold.
• 1:01:37
  His kind of my pal that that was like you know, he's just He
• 1:01:42
  would, he took he learned from Steven Crowder and just put the
• 1:01:45
  pedal to the floor on all the how to grift conservatives and
• 1:01:49
  Christians and shit like that. Oh, we call that a tard bus.
• 1:01:55
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, which, which, by the way I guess I'll be right
• 1:02:01
  back. I guess Steven Crowder is now
• 1:02:04
  trending on Twitter because he's saying there are bunch of fake
• 1:02:09
  conservatives in, like And conservative media which again,
• 1:02:14
  it's like. Yeah, no shit fucking.
• 1:02:20
  What's her goddamn name? Lauren, Southern.
• 1:02:24
  No older than that. And Colter and Colter anybody
• 1:02:30
  who's seen The Boondocks nose and Coulter it down ass bitch.
• 1:02:36
  What bitch got bills to pay whistle and cultures wanted is
• 1:02:42
  one of the good ones in know. That's, that's what we did isn't
• 1:02:46
  how because that's how they portrayed her was technically
• 1:02:49
  good. Now, I mean II, get what you're
• 1:02:53
  talking? I actually did what I actually
• 1:02:55
  did a like her appearance. Oh you remembered but I thought
• 1:03:02
  it was funny. But no, I mean and no people.
• 1:03:07
  People anger cells and people want to buy into anger like guys
• 1:03:14
  go back to like, you know, fucking world war to World War.
• 1:03:18
  One anchor, fucking works. You can sell that shit.
• 1:03:21
  You can package that with a fucking Bow, Man, anger, and
• 1:03:24
  fear, and angry like realistically, Ali.
• 1:03:28
  That's why all these people who get swept up like the feminist
• 1:03:30
  and shit that you think I stopped being a feminist because
• 1:03:32
  I got tired of being angry all the time.
• 1:03:36
  Yeah. It's you know it's it's why.
• 1:03:43
  Because people think that this the, you know that the internet
• 1:03:47
  brought, you know, like created all this weird Behavior but this
• 1:03:52
  weird Behavior has always been been here.
• 1:03:56
  Oh yeah, it's just now we can see it, right?
• 1:03:58
  Yeah. It's just that with the
• 1:04:00
  Internet. It's just a fide and there's
• 1:04:04
  like a magnifying glass on all of it basically.
• 1:04:09
  Well, Is that and you know, hideo Kojima predicted this in
• 1:04:12
  2001 with Metal Gear Solid 2, its Echo Chambers.
• 1:04:16
  And what happens within an echo chamber, the sound just gives
• 1:04:19
  the louder and louder and you go mad from the deafening sound and
• 1:04:24
  that's what these people do. They get into Circles of their
• 1:04:27
  like-minded ilk and just continue to boost each other
• 1:04:30
  until they, you know, who knows what they're going to do, maybe
• 1:04:34
  they go shoot up a grocery store and look at furry porn of a
• 1:04:38
  child's cartoon. Dog before they go to do that.
• 1:04:42
  Crazy shit happened. The Whitfield report does not
• 1:04:46
  endorse looking at three point shooting of grocery stores.
• 1:04:49
  Absolutely. Not neither of them know to your
• 1:04:52
  grocery store. Don't don't do it.
• 1:04:55
  Don't look up for a part of your groceries.
• 1:05:01
  What lesson? I endorse we all endorse going
• 1:05:05
  to the grocery. Storage is not the other two.
• 1:05:08
  In fact, I think if I think people need to stop like
• 1:05:13
  ordering groceries and actually, like, you know, go out like, go
• 1:05:18
  to restaurants young. Let's go to the grocery store.
• 1:05:22
  We have a lot of you have a lot of social interactions at the
• 1:05:25
  grocery store. You know what?
• 1:05:27
  I thought you were saying, stop going to grocery stores and go
• 1:05:29
  to restaurants. I'm like, Sam.
• 1:05:30
  Have you seen the cost of a Big Mac meal?
• 1:05:33
  Now in this fucking economy, are you crazy?
• 1:05:35
  Yeah. Fast food is no longer cheap
• 1:05:39
  that's just regular eating out now.
• 1:05:41
  Yeah, real. It is.
• 1:05:43
  It is actually I was her this YouTubers who do cooking
• 1:05:50
  channels are there like the stars of YouTube because now
• 1:05:54
  I've now everyone is now, everyone is finding that it's
• 1:05:57
  actually cheaper to eat at home and always been cheaper to eat
• 1:06:03
  at home. Almost always Yeah, or fucking
• 1:06:13
  functionally. Functional parents in the home.
• 1:06:19
  Well, they're going to say something different but yeah.
• 1:06:23
  Well if we if we if we had two parents in town but that's what
• 1:06:28
  it is, right. Yeah.
• 1:06:29
  Parents plural for sure. Yeah.
• 1:06:32
  Final parents that were concerned about something other
• 1:06:35
  than you know, Themselves. Yeah, you know, generally over,
• 1:06:41
  I don't want to be a parent. Yeah, too selfish.
• 1:06:44
  And who comes first? This motherfucker, mother paying
• 1:06:48
  the bills. The motherfucker, waking up.
• 1:06:49
  A fucking 6:00 in the morning every goddamn day.
• 1:06:51
  Know you won't give a fuck what you want.
• 1:06:53
  What do I want? That's what.
• 1:06:55
  Can you. What can the world do for me?
• 1:06:56
  I saw it live. Well, can't have a child like
• 1:06:59
  that. Can't have a child like that?
• 1:07:01
  No, sir. Well, well for me like honestly,
• 1:07:05
  I'm in For me, like I'm at the point where, like I'm trying,
• 1:07:10
  I'm, I'm trying to like find, you know, I've been in a few
• 1:07:15
  relationship. I'm just like, find find a
• 1:07:17
  long-term relationship with the, with a woman who isn't going to
• 1:07:22
  split and, you know, divorce me after, you know, x amount of
• 1:07:28
  years because Flack. I mean, getting to, you know,
• 1:07:33
  being in the middle of my parents doors, when I was a kid
• 1:07:35
  like that was That was shit. And I don't want to, I don't
• 1:07:41
  want to put another kid through that shit.
• 1:07:43
  So I want to, I want to say to all the kids out there,
• 1:07:47
  obviously not listening to this podcast.
• 1:07:49
  Kids, don't get married. Get yourself the engagement
• 1:07:52
  rings. Get yourself the Rings.
• 1:07:54
  Have the little fucking ceremony.
• 1:07:56
  Do the Gangnam Style? Whatever?
• 1:07:59
  Just don't make it legal, just avoid all of that bullshit.
• 1:08:04
  There's no fucking not ignore the taxes.
• 1:08:07
  It's not worth it. If shit fucks up, it's not worth
• 1:08:11
  it gambling. It's a gambling mentality.
• 1:08:15
  Yeah, yeah, no. Just do what they did in
• 1:08:17
  Braveheart, do it out in the middle of you know in a forest
• 1:08:22
  and what not do it for some cows or something, just don't don't
• 1:08:29
  sign. Anything.
• 1:08:30
  It's very simple, pretty based. Let love be love, handles your
• 1:08:35
  own finances. Ignore the tax breaks.
• 1:08:37
  If you're fucking if your earned income you're already fucked.
• 1:08:41
  Two people together ain't going to make that much of a goddamn
• 1:08:43
  difference. Hey, man.
• 1:08:47
  And we and we have another guest, mr.
• 1:08:50
  Deep voice himself, whiskey. How are you doing?
• 1:08:54
  Happy birthday Sammy. Thank you, sir.
• 1:08:57
  How are you doing? Hello, sir.
• 1:08:59
  Hey, I'm doing all right. You fucking nerds over here,
• 1:09:02
  talking about video games for like an hour and a half.
• 1:09:05
  Yeah, well for the for once I decided not to kick the fucking
• 1:09:08
  door down on that and tried to contribute because I know they
• 1:09:13
  both genuinely wanted to talk. It's Amy's birthday.
• 1:09:15
  'The day. You know I didn't want to be
• 1:09:16
  like I'm just supporting mommy packs.
• 1:09:18
  You should have kicked the fucking door down.
• 1:09:19
  I know I wasn't drunk enough to I'm starving stir, RC RC car
• 1:09:48
  guy. Hey, don't you be fucking
• 1:09:50
  shitting on RC car? Hold on, I gotta defend every
• 1:09:53
  motherfucker in this fight. I may as well fight my goddamn
• 1:09:56
  self. No, no, I'm not, I'm not sure.
• 1:09:59
  I'm not shitting on. I'm not shitting on RC car
• 1:10:02
  people. I'm just saying that.
• 1:10:04
  Let's face. It was just sitting on Whiskey
• 1:10:06
  your specifically with toy cars that go on.
• 1:10:09
  Yeah. You're, you're, you're just as
• 1:10:13
  early as the rest of us. In a different way.
• 1:10:18
  Yeah, yeah it's evolved. Its adult autism.
• 1:10:22
  Now you know it's adult man. Autism.
• 1:10:27
  But yeah anyway, this is whiskey is actually being nice yet.
• 1:10:36
  She hasn't kicked me out of my realtor yet.
• 1:10:39
  In fact it is very sweet. Don't say that too loud.
• 1:10:44
  Yeah. Well, yeah, the night's still
• 1:10:47
  young. But anyway, you said, you said,
• 1:10:51
  you were much whiskey. Sammy says, he wants you to be
• 1:10:53
  mean to him a little bit. Yeah, you haven't done that
• 1:10:55
  tonight. It's his birthday for God's
• 1:10:57
  sake. So well, she's only mean to the
• 1:11:02
  people that she loves. I've come to.
• 1:11:06
  I've come to find out. So maybe I'm maybe I'm wrong but
• 1:11:12
  I haven't seen her. Go squirt.
• 1:11:15
  Athan too many people looks except for sport coaches.
• 1:11:19
  Let's face it. Hey crippled boy.
• 1:11:22
  Do a little crippled Lance. I feel like I recognize that
• 1:11:29
  from somewhere, I just can't remember where I'm sure one of
• 1:11:33
  us. Have said that you before,
• 1:11:34
  probably, I think that was, who was the fucking guy on
• 1:11:38
  yesterday's live stream, that was kept on going at Vickers?
• 1:11:43
  Talking to each other. Yeah.
• 1:11:44
  He got down each other from calling you boy.
• 1:11:47
  Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:48
  He's my, he's my friend. It's yeah.
• 1:11:51
  He's just likes to stir the pot. Yeah, he's a barrister for sure.
• 1:11:56
  Your friends a little bit of settle T, I'm sure.
• 1:12:00
  Now, he's, he's a black guy flies with honey.
• 1:12:03
  He's a black guy so he doesn't have much of that.
• 1:12:05
  You know, he's got his own unique way of doing things.
• 1:12:10
  Yeah. Wait, he's got a firm black guy,
• 1:12:12
  or is he Guy like he's a black guy like like people think
• 1:12:16
  you're a black guy but oh this is only my observation and I
• 1:12:20
  made it a long time ago. Okay, I'm confident in it as
• 1:12:24
  well. Okay, okay but he ain't but he
• 1:12:29
  hates black people especially so that's pretty black.
• 1:12:33
  Yeah, that's dead giveaway. he's out especially of like, you
• 1:12:38
  know, like super saiyan type black, you know, like those type
• 1:12:41
  of nerd blacks, you know, I mean,
• 1:13:01
  Destroy all the cool shit, man. Like, they probably built like a
• 1:13:04
  fucking Star Destroyer out of 250,000 Legos.
• 1:13:09
  And then, you know, some Thug comes through, and shoots a hole
• 1:13:13
  in it, shoots a hole, in it, kicks it into the backyard.
• 1:13:17
  I'm gonna have to go ahead boy well, because, because, man, I'm
• 1:13:25
  assuming that this, I'm assuming a lot here.
• 1:13:30
  Straining a picture? Yes, you know, he grew up his
• 1:13:36
  ghetto. He's gonna know it's so ghetto.
• 1:13:38
  Nerd. Kid that got out.
• 1:13:39
  Just like, man, fuck that shit. I've seen it.
• 1:13:41
  I've seen the harm that can come to your Legos and you're, you're
• 1:13:47
  poking. Yeah, I think I remember this
• 1:13:49
  one of them. Kendrick Lamar songs.
• 1:13:51
  Wait, wait. Look even hoax.
• 1:13:54
  He says, he doesn't get why people ever suggest that he
• 1:13:56
  isn't black. Because if you've ever heard him
• 1:13:58
  talk, I mean, look. It's It's on the nose man.
• 1:14:02
  I'm telling white come through and just blast you Lego set.
• 1:14:05
  Wait, wait sir. Wait, so you're saying that that
• 1:14:08
  Oracle was basically it basically has a bone to pick
• 1:14:11
  with me then I wouldn't go that maybe not Oracle because their
• 1:14:15
  colon real life was gonna fuck. Okay.
• 1:14:17
  Well you know what I guess if you put ergonomically Hedgehog
• 1:14:21
  in the H, if you put our goal at the age of, you know, Discord
• 1:14:27
  and read it and you know, Telugu.
• 1:14:30
  RAM and shit. Would Oracle be in 222 cat,
• 1:14:36
  boys? In today's economy.
• 1:14:41
  No, no, no. He was a pussy Hound for sure.
• 1:14:42
  I mean yeah, there's a pussy on. No, not the actor the character.
• 1:14:47
  No, he wanted Laura mad as fuck. Yeah, he wanted.
• 1:14:49
  Yeah. That was like the whole moral of
• 1:14:51
  the show you guys used to think that you know, having women was
• 1:14:55
  a straight thing now they think it's gay to have sex with women
• 1:14:58
  so and those are all nerdy guys. I mean we have your actual
• 1:15:04
  question is if Furcal was a sitcom today, what did?
• 1:15:08
  Be in America first I think the answer is no, you know maybe on
• 1:15:18
  Dave Rubens maybe I'm Dave Rubens Network.
• 1:15:21
  You know, you know what I what I've run across I've never seen
• 1:15:25
  an episode of this show ever. But on Instagram, I just I
• 1:15:30
  started running across Al Bundy clips from Married with Children
• 1:15:35
  and it's tough. Wait!
• 1:15:36
  You've never seen Family Matters.
• 1:15:38
  Are are married with Children, Married with Children.
• 1:15:43
  I've all my God Sammy. What are you doing?
• 1:15:45
  Here is a staple in my youth. I mean, I mean, I know what it
• 1:15:49
  is. I've just never seen a whole
• 1:15:50
  episode, but I see. I see.
• 1:15:52
  You are missing out big time. Instead of playing video games,
• 1:15:55
  you should be watching fucking Married with Children.
• 1:15:58
  I shouldn't you should meet girls with that.
• 1:16:00
  You should be like, we should watch Married with Children
• 1:16:01
  Together. Yes.
• 1:16:03
  Well, he succumbs. That's what she told him.
• 1:16:05
  I, well, I doubt, I doubt it. No, I doubt no man would get me
• 1:16:10
  very far that that that meeting. So I'm talking about that.
• 1:16:18
  How did we lose? We lost, we lost that glow.
• 1:16:23
  There is what rejoined? I guess?
• 1:16:24
  Yeah. Sorry.
• 1:16:25
  Sorry about that shit. Broke boy.
• 1:16:28
  No ma'am. Now, that's a political party.
• 1:16:30
  I wanted the doors. Yeah, right. that's that's where
• 1:16:38
  we needed Kanye which which which by the way that that Kanye
• 1:16:50
  just be just be copying Ralph's Playbook now because that guy
• 1:16:55
  got married in That guy got married, you know, last-minute
• 1:17:03
  see why I guess I'll premiered a Jew with a really bad nose job,
• 1:17:09
  he issued need not be doing that.
• 1:17:11
  Isn't that? Wait a second, I'm pretty sure
• 1:17:15
  I've heard some voice Snippets lately.
• 1:17:17
  She was a designer for the Yeezy brand.
• 1:17:20
  So that's where that. Well, thank hatch from.
• 1:17:23
  And if and if you It, if you size quote, he essentially said
• 1:17:28
  that, God told me, I couldn't have sex until I got married.
• 1:17:32
  So hey, good for him. He basically well, I basically
• 1:17:36
  got married only, so we could still you can bearing.
• 1:17:40
  So I can hang on a Jew. And I wonder, I wonder how long
• 1:17:45
  before Kanye becomes a really good as reparations from juice.
• 1:17:50
  I was gonna say, some would call that two birds with one stone.
• 1:17:53
  You don't say, Well, no, I I wonder how long before Kane just
• 1:17:59
  goes full Mormon and just adopt polygamy polygamy.
• 1:18:05
  And she I feel like that's going to be the next largest iterate.
• 1:18:11
  Well, yeah. That too except except unlike
• 1:18:14
  Tom Cruise. He's not going to be successful.
• 1:18:17
  I thought you're gonna say on Oprah that would be a good.
• 1:18:23
  That would be a good show. Maybe. - fucking get Kanye on
• 1:18:29
  The View, right? In 2020 January 20, 23.
• 1:18:34
  Let's see what them girls got to say to that girl's face sucker.
• 1:18:38
  Jesus Lord Almighty, you know, what?
• 1:18:42
  In this day and age, who knows it could be, could be joking,
• 1:18:46
  but it could happen. I I'm still blown away that you
• 1:18:51
  know, Kanye made Alex Jones look good.
• 1:18:55
  But here we are. After the view, put them on Joy.
• 1:18:59
  Reed Show, please. Yeah, that's a that's for sure.
• 1:19:08
  Yeah. I'm curious to see what what's
• 1:19:10
  going to happen with him, or what, he's good at what is it,
• 1:19:14
  what his next moves going to be like legitimate move, because he
• 1:19:18
  he's a musician in a designer first and foremost, right?
• 1:19:22
  Like, that's what he's most famous and Rich for correct,
• 1:19:26
  mostly. Yeah.
• 1:19:28
  Yeah, most right so yeah like what's his what's it going to do
• 1:19:33
  because they lost a shit ton of money like a shit ton of money
• 1:19:38
  and apparently the rights to his fuckin own design at Adidas,
• 1:19:42
  right? Yeah.
• 1:19:43
  Well as, as they were night, I don't even know I'm not a shoe
• 1:19:52
  guy. Well, as as Dave Chappelle's
• 1:19:57
  said, put your chain back on, you're no longer billionaire.
• 1:20:03
  So yeah, I I just wonder I wonder when Dave Chappelle is
• 1:20:11
  going to run for president if ever that would be that would be
• 1:20:14
  hilarious that motherfucker. Got so fed up with bullshit.
• 1:20:18
  Comedy Central, he fucking went to Africa.
• 1:20:21
  You think he wants to run this country.
• 1:20:23
  He's too goddamn old for that and he fucking knows it.
• 1:20:29
  Well, I'm here considering the age of our current politicians.
• 1:20:32
  I don't know. Dave, Chappelle's do old, he's
• 1:20:38
  too tired. And if you haven't checked last
• 1:20:40
  time, a president has dementia. So you might be pooping his
• 1:20:46
  pants. As we see them, he didn't say
• 1:20:49
  China in a funny way. I honestly don't pay that much
• 1:20:51
  attention to him. But the thing I bought they got
• 1:20:56
  B, it is I was like, okay, at least we'll get some funny at
• 1:21:00
  least we'll get, we'll get some funny gasps out of this guy but
• 1:21:04
  no, not even that. Now it's just sad.
• 1:21:08
  It's just him shaking hands with people.
• 1:21:11
  That aren't our oh no Sam. You must have missed it today.
• 1:21:14
  There were here. It was a pretty funny Gaff
• 1:21:16
  today. So one of you might have to pull
• 1:21:19
  this clip up but he was celebrating the birthday.
• 1:21:24
  Of not Martin Luther King, not just Martin Luther King, but one
• 1:21:28
  of his relatives and this woman, he couldn't, he didn't know her
• 1:21:33
  like, personally. So he didn't know what her name
• 1:21:35
  was. But he for some reason decided
• 1:21:38
  that he was going to sing Happy Birthday to her.
• 1:21:42
  And when the part came around, were it was like happy birthday.
• 1:21:46
  Dear. He just made some shit up.
• 1:21:50
  And it, and it was like, it was almost like the word.
• 1:21:53
  Valhalla, which is nowhere near. What her real name is shit.
• 1:22:07
  I saw him not long ago, get distracted by fighter jets and
• 1:22:13
  boy. Oh boy, that's the only thing
• 1:22:16
  that clip. I'll send it to you.
• 1:22:19
  He's got he's old like holy shit.
• 1:22:25
  Yeah. They're well for from what I'm
• 1:22:28
  hearing they're not they're definitely not going to run him
• 1:22:32
  in 24, it's probably going to be Gavin Newsom.
• 1:22:37
  That's running in 24. I mean that doesn't shock me
• 1:22:43
  because he's a guaranteed loss. Who Trump are new or new slide.
• 1:22:50
  Know if Biden were to be paid again.
• 1:22:52
  There's no way. No God.
• 1:22:54
  Yeah. Yeah, I found it Sammy here.
• 1:23:01
  I'm going to send this to you on Twitter right now.
• 1:23:04
  I should play this clip on your show.
• 1:23:07
  I'm not sure. I'm not even sure I was going to
• 1:23:10
  comment about the EM. Okay statue.
• 1:23:12
  But I'm I'm literally not sure if we're allowed to talk about
• 1:23:16
  that or fool. Get I look I don't even when I
• 1:23:20
  first when I first saw it dude I thought it was like I didn't I
• 1:23:26
  didn't see the MLK part. I thought it was a statue of
• 1:23:30
  like someone eating pussy. Just like the bottom of the
• 1:23:33
  Torso. And then the arms wrapping
• 1:23:35
  around the legs. Yeah, that's exactly what I
• 1:23:38
  thought it was to it. That's what it fucking looks
• 1:23:40
  like. From a certain angle, the
• 1:23:42
  particular angle that I saw this picture and, you know, it was
• 1:23:46
  only a split second, of course because then I read MLK fucked
• 1:23:49
  blah, blah. It looks ridiculous.
• 1:23:52
  I do ugly, dude. Yeah, I thought, I thought it
• 1:23:56
  was like, I thought it was like a black penis and I didn't I
• 1:23:59
  didn't realize that was a, it was a finger or something like
• 1:24:02
  that, like that. Or a hand it will look weird.
• 1:24:08
  So I sent you the link. Yeah thank you.
• 1:24:11
  I interesting that they chose such a white ash it colored
• 1:24:16
  interesting. They chose such a shit colored
• 1:24:18
  brown as well. Yeah.
• 1:24:22
  Well in a pie I guess his I guess MLK's family is I guess, I
• 1:24:30
  guess they're up in arms over. Yeah, I don't think anybody
• 1:24:35
  likes it. I'm pretty sure everybody
• 1:24:36
  fucking hates it. Just like yeah, access.
• 1:24:39
  Just a really shitty fucking quality bronze.
• 1:24:41
  That's why it's brown like that. Yeah, right.
• 1:24:43
  Exactly. Wait shitty in what way is the
• 1:24:47
  quality poor? Or is it shitty isn't shit.
• 1:24:52
  Idolized shit, color shit. Yeah, both the Colorado statute.
• 1:24:58
  So then it's a double - how is it even Brown and there's no ads
• 1:25:01
  on the statue? So you can't tell if he's
• 1:25:06
  hugging somebody, or eating somebody out or sucking a dick
• 1:25:09
  or any of that. Why can't we just have normal
• 1:25:12
  statues? I thought we were still taking
• 1:25:16
  statues down and we change Seasons.
• 1:25:19
  Yeah. Well of course they got to
• 1:25:20
  replace the man. That's the whole point, you
• 1:25:22
  know, destroy the current history and replaced with new.
• 1:25:28
  Let's place the history. Let's just make statues of other
• 1:25:31
  shit, that was James size of the point Darth Vader.
• 1:25:36
  They, I mean, they already, they already have an MLK statue that
• 1:25:40
  like looks pretty good. If I'm Sammy play that goddamn
• 1:25:43
  clip. If I'm not mistaken.
• 1:25:51
  Alrighty, let's see. What do we look?
• 1:25:55
  What are you watching here? What is this?
• 1:25:58
  This is Biden. Sing.
• 1:26:01
  Happy Birthday and okay to some check.
• 1:26:07
  Well yeah. My wife has King the third's
• 1:26:09
  ex-wife. Ex-wife.
• 1:26:13
  Wow. Wow.
• 1:26:17
  We'll look, my wife has a rule her family.
• 1:26:20
  When somebody's birthday saying, happy birthday ready.
• 1:26:22
  Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
• 1:26:30
  Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
• 1:26:37
  What the fuck did he just say? Dude, he's jacked up on on the
• 1:26:43
  best fucking stimulants that the Government has to offer a
• 1:26:47
  guarantee. Anybody in any capacity?
• 1:26:50
  Consider that better than Trump. But you just people just not get
• 1:26:55
  humor. I don't think why.
• 1:26:57
  Uh, he wasn't even a he wasn't even in tune.
• 1:27:02
  I don't think and also yes, yes. Brain wasn't dude, you can tell
• 1:27:09
  you, look, you can tell at least I can.
• 1:27:12
  By the way he started the whole, you know, rolled in from the
• 1:27:17
  sentence to singing. He's like ask the crowd if they
• 1:27:20
  were ready and didn't give them a chance to even.
• 1:27:23
  To what he had just said, you know what I mean?
• 1:27:26
  So he's like he's jacked up on something, for sure.
• 1:27:30
  Her name was our Andrea, not, whatever.
• 1:27:32
  The fuck you said. Orange area.
• 1:27:36
  Oh my God. He didn't eat.
• 1:27:39
  He didn't think you were right to it.
• 1:27:43
  Sound like he said, well, Valhalla up, he didn't even like
• 1:27:46
  you didn't finish setting Roja. Well, damn it.
• 1:27:51
  Then I'll see if you guys see the MLK statue in d.c.
• 1:27:56
  That's fucking that. Looks like he's fucking Han
• 1:28:00
  Solo. Almost the that sounds like a
• 1:28:03
  statue. It's fucking pretty cool.
• 1:28:05
  Actually. Yeah, let's that's what we do.
• 1:28:08
  We may put historical just Google MLK DC.
• 1:28:11
  Statue Sammy, sorry, good backup.
• 1:28:13
  We put historical figures in non-historical outfits.
• 1:28:19
  So, just like, fucking George Washington in fucking Halo armor
• 1:28:24
  and shit, you know what I mean? Let's make statues fucking cool
• 1:28:28
  again. Well, yeah, I mean, that's what
• 1:28:30
  that truck basically did with his.
• 1:28:36
  That's what, that's what Trump basically did with his statue,
• 1:28:41
  right? Or know what not with his
• 1:28:42
  statue. But with his end of T
• 1:28:45
  collection, I want to see JFK in a Robocop, here we go.
• 1:28:58
  Yeah, and it looks like, yeah, so I'm okay and llk frozen in
• 1:29:04
  carbonite is still better than whatever. the other thing is,
• 1:29:17
  Yeah, it was like zinc carbonate.
• 1:29:19
  Yeah, yeah. I mean if they were going to go
• 1:29:20
  through all that, why didn't you just add them to Rushmore?
• 1:29:24
  We need more rushmore's, but, like of dumb shit and, no, not
• 1:29:29
  the one with fucking Medic or it's argon and Ralph Ralph's
• 1:29:34
  Avatar and Milo, we don't need that.
• 1:29:37
  We need cool ones. That don't make me want to
• 1:29:40
  fucking gag. Yeah.
• 1:29:46
  Well well, well when do we need to wonder?
• 1:29:49
  We need to measure everything by Mount Rushmore to I mean, let's
• 1:29:56
  just start terraforming all of the mountains into statues will
• 1:30:00
  make so many jobs. Well, that's that's what the
• 1:30:04
  Corporate Woods are already trying to do a Kabbalah.
• 1:30:08
  Oh god. Of course they are probably at
• 1:30:12
  least. I want to be the first one to
• 1:30:14
  climb Mount met occur. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:22
  What do you what do you get it? What do you get at the top?
• 1:30:24
  Top. What half smoked camel?
• 1:30:28
  The golden a long pass, the cool.
• 1:30:32
  Now it would be, it would be funnier when you get to the top.
• 1:30:36
  There were just that there was just a hat shop.
• 1:30:43
  All you could do is just buy the Hat.
• 1:30:45
  You don't get it, you just get to buy it.
• 1:30:49
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:30:50
  It's not in a full-blown store. It's just like one of those
• 1:30:54
  Shacks that you like, you know, they like, I don't know if you
• 1:30:58
  have it. I never meant to like, you know,
• 1:31:00
  to like a campsite and there's like there's like a general
• 1:31:04
  store that's like just a shack and they just sell you no hats
• 1:31:08
  in there or something like that. Cell would be the best way to
• 1:31:14
  finish Mount, Med occur. And every time you walk through
• 1:31:19
  the door and have the sensor, they just play the voice clip by
• 1:31:22
  my hands. Yeah.
• 1:31:26
  Or there's a big. It can to mass effect of as my
• 1:31:29
  favorites or I'm mr. Medicare and this is my favorite
• 1:31:32
  Medicare has store on Mount medic.
• 1:31:33
  ER, yeah, just have just have kill.
• 1:31:39
  I mean I mean, as you pointed out a few months ago, I could be
• 1:31:44
  because people people keep asking who the next mr.
• 1:31:47
  Mehta Kerr is and and everyone at the top about Medicare
• 1:31:52
  there's just a kill all pedals video playing well.
• 1:31:58
  Well kill people is the is the new / old mad occur tag.
• 1:32:04
  No he's he's he's AI. Medical uses own identity.
• 1:32:08
  Well yeah a other things he says we don't want to we don't want
• 1:32:12
  to tie to her good buddy Jim he's that Medicare system shit.
• 1:32:18
  Yeah. But no, there won't be a nice.
• 1:32:26
  That's like it's stupid. Okay.
• 1:32:28
  Just just a circle back a little bit that Martin Luther King jr.
• 1:32:34
  Monument there that we were just looking at apparently.
• 1:32:37
  Still looks Chinese made in China.
• 1:32:42
  Uo e, holy shit. So Li Li Li X and it's also I
• 1:32:49
  think it's tiny Treads out in the chat there but or yeah.
• 1:32:57
  Whoever suggested that. And I, it's true.
• 1:33:01
  Yeah, it's a chinese-made their monument and apparently cost a
• 1:33:05
  shitload of money. Well yeah, so you're saying the
• 1:33:09
  Chinese have Carbonite technology.
• 1:33:12
  I think so fucking Martin Luther King shit in a, it's not quite
• 1:33:18
  Carbonite clearly. That's like that's some sort of
• 1:33:20
  granite type thing. I don't know.
• 1:33:23
  It's a Chinese Carbonite the China Carbonite?
• 1:33:30
  What what, what's sad is that is that the Chinese do better
• 1:33:36
  representations about our like American icons?
• 1:33:41
  Then we You and now they've probably got fucking Stone
• 1:33:46
  workers or whatever. Chinese Carbonite workers from
• 1:33:49
  500 years ago. In captivity, they have the kids
• 1:33:54
  stop mining Cobalt for a minute, just to make sure, but they
• 1:34:00
  that's what I mean. They've got ancient families in
• 1:34:04
  captivity. And, you know, whoever this
• 1:34:07
  fucking guy is However, you pronounce that goddamn name.
• 1:34:13
  Yeah, whatever I don't remember the fuck I was in any way we can
• 1:34:17
  talk about something else. Now I I can't really think of
• 1:34:21
  anything else to talk about. Do you gotta do you guys have
• 1:34:27
  any have any topics? I don't even know what Whiskey's
• 1:34:30
  been up to lately, other than just being fucking high school,
• 1:34:34
  RC shit, man, who are trying to make fun of earlier.
• 1:34:39
  What, what? Really.
• 1:34:45
  Yeah. So skilled drag racing is like
• 1:34:49
  132 feet instead of a quarter mile.
• 1:34:51
  So I'm building a car to go 132 feet as fast as it possibly can.
• 1:34:55
  I just got a Corvette body yesterday that matches my actual
• 1:34:59
  Corvette outside? So, Woohoo, that's super nerd.
• 1:35:04
  Gay shit man. Let how much letter you going to
• 1:35:07
  stuff in the front of it. So whatever fucking power.
• 1:35:11
  You're pushing into those tires. Does it send it flipping
• 1:35:14
  immediately back? Actually.
• 1:35:18
  I'm just going to relocate the motor to the center of the car.
• 1:35:20
  So I don't have to worry about wheelies and shit.
• 1:35:22
  Because yeah, they do have a hard time keeping the front end
• 1:35:24
  on the ground. Engineering, ladies and
• 1:35:27
  gentlemen. That's right.
• 1:35:28
  And it's mature topics. Wait.
• 1:35:31
  So you mean you mean that you yourself are actually going to
• 1:35:34
  be drag racing? Is that what I understood is
• 1:35:37
  that what I understand? Well, yes golkar yes.
• 1:35:40
  With a talk with a tensile car on a tenth scale of a
• 1:35:43
  quarter-mile he will be doing the drag racing.
• 1:35:47
  Not complicated. Sammy you get it you get it
• 1:35:49
  right. You know Miniatures are right.
• 1:35:52
  Understand how to like strings. You understand, you understand
• 1:36:01
  distance with wheels, come on. Well, why I thought, I thought
• 1:36:13
  it was that I heard that. Fuck.
• 1:36:26
  Hold on. Hold on to the quarter-mile
• 1:36:28
  pause Sammy you heard him say? Yeah I'm just going to swap the
• 1:36:32
  motor to the center and just assumed he was going to be in a
• 1:36:36
  real car is oh yeah, I'm just going to swap the motor Center
• 1:36:39
  will be no problem. Sam.
• 1:36:43
  You don't want as long as we're talking about when we were
• 1:36:45
  talking about RC cars to like, leading up to that.
• 1:36:47
  It wasn't like that came out of nowhere.
• 1:36:49
  Yeah, no I hey, yeah, but now I'm interested, he drunk, I'm
• 1:36:55
  fine. I you need a beer, I need a
• 1:36:57
  beer, buddy. Know, I've I've already had,
• 1:37:02
  I've already had two glasses of wine.
• 1:37:04
  I'm now I make him climb out of the room.
• 1:37:08
  I had with an all-girl go right. I'll go and grab a beer.
• 1:37:14
  If you guys want to you know, talk if you guys want to talk
• 1:37:18
  shit, I'll be around for a little bit longer.
• 1:37:22
  Yeah. Well because I know how this
• 1:37:31
  crowd works. So yeah Sammy knows as soon as
• 1:37:34
  he lets me into the stream or if it's fucked.
• 1:37:37
  No, no, actually, the actually, well, at least at least, you
• 1:37:43
  know, you don't always show Steve with a shower curtain
• 1:37:46
  behind behind you, with a roll of top teeth.
• 1:37:52
  Were those guys in the chat earlier?
• 1:37:54
  Who the fuck is that? Other person?
• 1:37:55
  That was here. Yeah, I know that look, yeah.
• 1:37:58
  No, they burning Zach. They were, they were here, that
• 1:38:04
  is okay, they were, they were in chat for sure.
• 1:38:07
  Sure they might they might still be.
• 1:38:12
  I was going to ask ol boy if he was the guy with no teeth but I
• 1:38:16
  didn't didn't know if if they were going to fucking stick
• 1:38:19
  around or what. I love to have that shitshow of
• 1:38:23
  a fight. But, hey, Sammy, if someone gets
• 1:38:30
  timed out and check, can do you have the ability to untime the
• 1:38:33
  Mount? Or do they do?
• 1:38:34
  We just wait out the timeout. I things.
• 1:38:38
  Apparently, apparently, it's easy to accidentally time people
• 1:38:41
  out when you're like, checking out their account and Chad,
• 1:38:45
  yeah, the second time it's happened.
• 1:38:46
  Although I think it's a bit. Yeah, this is true but who did
• 1:38:49
  it? I guess I would ask because if
• 1:38:50
  it's the same time yesterday I had a hard time believing him.
• 1:38:54
  I was smashing alts left and right on the Last vicar stream
• 1:38:58
  and never once when I went to their channel, did I time them
• 1:39:01
  out by axe? What technique are you doing
• 1:39:04
  with your hands? So I've seen a guy.
• 1:39:07
  Do it in his pocket and Cog stream before but the problem
• 1:39:10
  with it was is he didn't delete. Somebody's comment the delete
• 1:39:13
  somebody's comment, then delete somebody's comment then time
• 1:39:15
  them out. He just accidentally time them
• 1:39:18
  out for 300 seconds because the phone was in his pocket but
• 1:39:21
  there's a there's a coincidence there when you do when you
• 1:39:24
  delete their comments several times and then time them Out,
• 1:39:28
  ladies and gentlemen, don't moderate on a phone, don't don't
• 1:39:33
  handheld moderate? Well, have both hands ready to
• 1:39:36
  go and a computer to back you up.
• 1:39:38
  Don't be response. It's a do me a favor and stop
• 1:39:43
  sharing screens. We can stop looking at that
• 1:39:45
  goddamn Monument. I'm sick of it now.
• 1:39:46
  Harley, unless you want to keep it up, it's your birthday.
• 1:39:49
  You put up some fuckin he put up some titties, man, it's your
• 1:39:53
  birthday? Come on.
• 1:39:54
  Yeah, I like this truck down. Sometimes does not just some big
• 1:39:59
  old titties in a bikini. Come on, that's, that's within
• 1:40:02
  TOS. Surely, I mean, I mean, listen,
• 1:40:06
  this, this channel is getting struck down for, like, for
• 1:40:09
  flight interviews, with government Wharf, workers of all
• 1:40:14
  evolving. But I wasn't struck down for
• 1:40:17
  Ashokan, just straight up about stereotypes.
• 1:40:20
  So, that's fucking odd, right? You're right?
• 1:40:24
  Yeah, actually, I got it cut. There there, shit.
• 1:40:30
  There is shit on YouTube. You would think I'm not even
• 1:40:33
  talking my channel. There's shit on YouTube that you
• 1:40:36
  would think would get taken down.
• 1:40:39
  That nope, is still perfectly. Good, gets to go.
• 1:40:42
  And then there's stuff that gets taken down where it's like,
• 1:40:46
  white really? This guy taken down rani's
• 1:40:49
  cooking. Video got taken down seriously.
• 1:40:54
  Just as an example. But anyway, yeah, you were
• 1:40:59
  saying gamma I have no idea. Typical.
• 1:41:06
  Well, fuck. I mean, you know what the hell
• 1:41:08
  were you just talking about? Is I was talking like how
• 1:41:13
  certain she gets struck down. Bitch, you know that unit but
• 1:41:17
  then things have any right? Yeah, I don't think I was saying
• 1:41:21
  anything. I think I concluded and then you
• 1:41:23
  started. No, what you said was.
• 1:41:26
  Hold on Sammy. And then you forgot the line.
• 1:41:30
  So yes. Maybe, yeah, quite likely
• 1:41:35
  friends. Hey, Sammy Miss Whiskey's
• 1:41:37
  talking shit behind me about. You still haven't gone to get a
• 1:41:40
  beer, I swear to God, if you turn that mother fucking camera,
• 1:41:42
  when you go to give them on your number, on your birthday man.
• 1:41:47
  Yeah, I'm not. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna
• 1:41:49
  turn the cat, the camera you, you guys, you guys, you guys
• 1:41:55
  have fun. Okay, buddy.
• 1:41:58
  Be safe, please. I watch your elbows for God
• 1:42:01
  sake. I'm not even kidding.
• 1:42:15
  Right? The whole his whole show was
• 1:42:18
  just reading chat and you we love you Sammy be safe, godspeed
• 1:42:24
  was just reading chat with handful of his buddies.
• 1:42:28
  That would He's Kaufman to do know, is he okay?
• 1:42:35
  I've even though he started this picture, he's good, he's good.
• 1:42:38
  Oh yeah. He would fucking literally just
• 1:42:42
  take his shirt off by command of chat and just do all kinds of
• 1:42:47
  weird shit you know he's such a good.
• 1:42:54
  Does it does it looks. He does not deserve this shit
• 1:42:58
  that I gave him but it is fun and I always hollering at his
• 1:43:03
  mom to give them beer, attaboy attaboy See, he might should
• 1:43:10
  have been there compressed after all.
• 1:43:18
  Hey Mom. I can't is great for anybody
• 1:43:33
  listening. This like a podcast.
• 1:43:35
  Oh my God. Yeah and he apparently gets
• 1:43:37
  significant. Well, I don't know about
• 1:43:38
  significantly but I know it gets more podcast listeners than it
• 1:43:41
  has like YouTuber rumble or Odyssey or all the any of the
• 1:43:46
  other goddamn Outlets that he uses.
• 1:43:49
  So I you look this is empowering because how many fucking you
• 1:43:56
  know, people with mentally ill people with like, A spring
• 1:44:04
  fucking ankle or whatever, I mean, just the yes.
• 1:44:07
  Okay, okay, no. Mental illness is the brain, not
• 1:44:10
  the physical. Sure.
• 1:44:12
  I meant, but I meant, they can be both.
• 1:44:14
  They could be both. It's very good.
• 1:44:17
  No, no, no. God damn it.
• 1:44:22
  I was painting a much more unnecessarily.
• 1:44:24
  Specific different picture version of Sammy, no abstract to
• 1:44:32
  use no to use. Sammy as a, an object of
• 1:44:37
  reverence for fellow crippled people.
• 1:44:40
  He's not, you know, his fucking legs, don't work man.
• 1:44:43
  But look at him, crawl into the door, yelling, for his mom, to
• 1:44:47
  get him a beer, we actually can't.
• 1:44:48
  Look at him, he's below the camera angle because he didn't
• 1:44:52
  tilt it down. Well, you look nice.
• 1:45:03
  Of around. Look at you to fuck.
• 1:45:05
  He, you, we seen it move out of the chair onto the floor and
• 1:45:09
  crawl to the door. You know, it's not the first
• 1:45:11
  time look like a crawl, the head stayed even level.
• 1:45:15
  It's like he hovered. Well, he may have some
• 1:45:18
  technology that we don't know about that fucking rape chair.
• 1:45:21
  He rolls around on. I still don't fully understand
• 1:45:24
  it. Yeah, I was there.
• 1:45:29
  Why doesn't roll the rape chair straight up to the desk?
• 1:45:32
  Yeah, right. I mean, I could probably
• 1:45:34
  reserves of all it. Probably doesn't fit through the
• 1:45:36
  door. He doesn't want to show off
• 1:45:38
  either. I mean, you can't disclose that
• 1:45:40
  kind of technology to the public.
• 1:45:42
  God knows what kind of underground fucking weird.
• 1:45:47
  Shit. He's attached to or affiliated
• 1:45:50
  with You know, underground crippled societies.
• 1:45:55
  I'm sure they exist, like Skull and Bones.
• 1:45:59
  No, not not. Those kind of the bones.
• 1:46:05
  Well, like like Head, Shoulders, elbows and hips head, shoulders.
• 1:46:13
  I was in hips instead of Knees and Toes, you know?
• 1:46:17
  Look, I don't know how I don't want, and I don't appreciate
• 1:46:20
  shampoo. Fuck you man.
• 1:46:27
  All right, you know, I did a lot of problem.
• 1:46:32
  I you've been trying to be ready for it.
• 1:46:36
  It is and it's a jungle in here. Hoaxes.
• 1:46:38
  Right folks. Will you join us, man.
• 1:46:40
  Come on, get in here and ask some journalistic questions too.
• 1:46:46
  Come on, I'll sleep right here, and you're sure he's making it
• 1:46:55
  to the top of the cliff. Yeah, we use regaining his
• 1:46:59
  dominance Lady. This is where we need.
• 1:47:03
  This is where we need a sound board for a fucking just a.
• 1:47:05
  Huh? Like, you know, 20,000 person
• 1:47:09
  crowd just fucking hell. Yeah, dude.
• 1:47:12
  Yeah, all the cheering crowd. Of sound from Hitler's speeches.
• 1:47:21
  Just just for the sake of, of the fun context of only those
• 1:47:25
  who know, will know. Okay?
• 1:47:28
  And he, and his back, folks. Welcome back.
• 1:47:32
  Sammy, I'm glad you made it safe.
• 1:47:35
  Did you yell for your mom to get either than me?
• 1:47:38
  Oh, you're muted. We can't, we can't hear you
• 1:47:40
  buddy. Yeah.
• 1:47:43
  What a what a time is to know when I'm reading chat something
• 1:47:47
  about, well, it's a jungle in here from hoax Wars.
• 1:47:51
  I have no idea what any of this means.
• 1:47:54
  Chad, entertained, Sammy wheels and you didn't end there.
• 1:48:00
  I heard I heard a coma laughing through the headphone the
• 1:48:07
  doorway. So you guys must have been like
• 1:48:11
  making some really funny jokes or something.
• 1:48:16
  You give us a way too much credit.
• 1:48:18
  Yeah I think acupuncture. Yeah laughs loud all the time.
• 1:48:21
  So yeah dude shit. Fuck life is funny.
• 1:48:24
  Yeah, no it is That's right. But yeah.
• 1:48:31
  What are you Drinkin? Sammy.
• 1:48:33
  I'm antsy. I'm just drinking.
• 1:48:36
  I'm just drinking regular old Budweiser Bud.
• 1:48:39
  Whether I got a good old American Boy.
• 1:48:41
  Hell yeah boy. That's why I like to hear.
• 1:48:43
  Hmm. It's a good man.
• 1:48:47
  Did I ask to say? We have a.
• 1:48:49
  Ho, he can bring whenever he feels ran it in his pants.
• 1:48:56
  I wish I wish. I wish.
• 1:49:00
  I did I do live in Florida. So so you know what you need,
• 1:49:06
  you know what you need to do. Sammy and and I mean this
• 1:49:11
  sincerely, but I'm going to try to frame it as a joke.
• 1:49:15
  You need to find the goddamn nurse sluts because there are a
• 1:49:21
  bunch of them Yeah. I've actually can guess what
• 1:49:29
  special you are a special case, you know?
• 1:49:33
  It's funny guys, you're good, but just not this exact
• 1:49:37
  conversation. Have we?
• 1:49:39
  Thank you. Yes, I've heard you to explain.
• 1:49:42
  I'm sorry, he needs to go after the nurses because they have
• 1:49:46
  those mother like Tendencies to care for him and our and it
• 1:49:50
  turns into sexual attraction. You explained all the signs of
• 1:49:54
  Brother. I heard it.
• 1:49:55
  Damn. How drunk was a fuck?
• 1:49:58
  Yes, it's hard. It's hard to tell.
• 1:50:05
  It's hard to tell. Yeah, right, but yeah, I'm just
• 1:50:10
  going to say with what I'm gonna go with that about I told you,
• 1:50:15
  I'm pretty sure I told you about the, about the real State.
• 1:50:19
  Why did that was? Heading on me at one point.
• 1:50:26
  Right. Try to sell you a house.
• 1:50:30
  She trying to sell you right now.
• 1:50:32
  This know, this was the chick from the old from the old Gap,
• 1:50:36
  McGinnis, mmm? Yeah, the one.
• 1:50:39
  That was like a psycho, right? Yeah, that was like your excuse
• 1:50:44
  for, not pursuing. It further.
• 1:50:47
  Right? Yeah, because who knows, I could
• 1:50:50
  have been I could I could have been raped.
• 1:50:55
  Poor young Sammy. I know.
• 1:50:57
  Right? Well that that well that part
• 1:51:01
  that part might not have been so bad, it's getting turned into
• 1:51:04
  fertilizer the you know. Oh come on man your to you what
• 1:51:11
  you can't just disappear. It's do this.
• 1:51:15
  Some psycho bitch can't just make she could probably her ass
• 1:51:18
  the fuck out of you for the next several years of your life.
• 1:51:22
  You're the general. I'm sure the chair would
• 1:51:24
  automatically killed her like Christine, yeah.
• 1:51:27
  Right. Again, we all know what the
• 1:51:29
  chair really does and I know that's why you don't date, but
• 1:51:31
  you got to get out of it. Maybe start crawling until you
• 1:51:36
  start crawling into these clinics.
• 1:51:38
  We like, excuse me, ma'am. Can you help me, please?
• 1:51:41
  Can you please help me? I'm striking my penis on the
• 1:51:43
  ground and it hurts very much. Do you have a chair?
• 1:51:46
  Maybe that I could sit on with wheels?
• 1:51:50
  I sometimes the unjustified, that's all I'm saying, right?
• 1:51:54
  I was actually going to use the pickup line format from a house,
• 1:52:00
  which is my penis. Stop breathing, do you know CPR?
• 1:52:08
  that's, that's that's always a good go-to if you're crippled
• 1:52:14
  What? Not nothing.
• 1:52:18
  Could anybody use that? Why do you have to be crippled
• 1:52:21
  for your bricks and stop breathe?
• 1:52:23
  Well, because I mean, I guess it's more, I guess I can get
• 1:52:26
  away with this is what? I'm no, dude.
• 1:52:30
  No, look any dude can get away with it and in the right
• 1:52:34
  situation again, nurses are dumb.
• 1:52:37
  Fucking whores. Most of the time, I mean, have
• 1:52:40
  you seen all those Tick-Tock dancers when we were supposedly
• 1:52:43
  all dying from covid? Come on.
• 1:52:44
  I remember those, the all they were All they want is attention.
• 1:52:47
  So if you just fucking just turn on the charm a little bit.
• 1:52:51
  Google asked maybe mean women may be sexually harassed them
• 1:52:56
  just a little bit. They like that.
• 1:52:58
  I'm telling you, man, this is what it is.
• 1:53:06
  And who knows? Maybe I maybe I have done that.
• 1:53:09
  Wink, wink. Well, look not well enough.
• 1:53:13
  So maybe turn something down other things.
• 1:53:16
  Zup. You need yourself.
• 1:53:19
  A cute little nurse sized pocket, pussy, with legs and
• 1:53:25
  arms. That can you know, go get your
• 1:53:27
  Taco Bell and stuff. That's driver.
• 1:53:29
  That's a send. That's a fucking sentence.
• 1:53:33
  That's right, buddy. Fucking pussy that get you Taco
• 1:53:36
  Bell a nurse. A nurse sized Pocket.
• 1:53:41
  Hose Hey man get on that shit.
• 1:53:55
  That's a new market. Yeah.
• 1:53:57
  Maybe you know you guys know what I meant.
• 1:54:00
  Sponsored by Taco Bell sponsored sponsor breakfast.
• 1:54:06
  Taco Taco. Bell's gigantic pussy.
• 1:54:12
  Well no but a pussy. Contained within a 5 foot.
• 1:54:16
  Nurse is what I meant. You know, not like an entire
• 1:54:20
  pussy, the size of a nurse. How do we turn?
• 1:54:25
  You'd have to be a dickhead. Think that's what I meant.
• 1:54:39
  Fuck yeah. The Taco Bell.
• 1:54:41
  Lady real nice. You can get two birds with one
• 1:54:43
  stone. I can cut out the middle nurse.
• 1:54:50
  Yeah, you know you well well shoot if I wanted to do that, I
• 1:54:56
  am not going to go to Taco Bell. I'm going to go to Hooters and
• 1:54:59
  just you know what is his clothes?
• 1:55:02
  I think now they're still around them because they're fucking
• 1:55:06
  know, their shit right now. That was fake news.
• 1:55:09
  Didn't go to business, but there they are like allowing different
• 1:55:13
  uniforms or some fucking gay shit.
• 1:55:15
  But I Yeah, no. Because that would have been way
• 1:55:17
  more funnier. Every time I've ever been to a
• 1:55:20
  Hooters, it's icy hotter bitches working at Walmart, most of the
• 1:55:24
  food dude, right, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:55:28
  Like they're not, they're not cute, they're just horse,
• 1:55:33
  they're just slutty. They're just the right kind of
• 1:55:35
  slutty. And they're willing to
• 1:55:36
  objectively bring up some extra food.
• 1:55:39
  Look I'm not that lazy. I will fucking get my food
• 1:55:42
  myself from the buffet at the strip club.
• 1:55:46
  Okay. I want to see the actual tapes,
• 1:55:48
  you know, right? Yeah.
• 1:55:50
  That's that's what I mean. It says it's a bullshit in
• 1:55:52
  between because you will find hotter waitresses that do a good
• 1:55:58
  as good or better. Most of the time job.
• 1:56:01
  Depending on the circumstances, then these Hooters waitress is
• 1:56:04
  do that are significantly hotter with more clothes on just
• 1:56:07
  because their personalities, like if you've ever been, there
• 1:56:14
  you go. We better and they have a good
• 1:56:19
  venison chili. That's why I don't know.
• 1:56:23
  I don't know who, who just, who just Who does the Army?
• 1:56:28
  I think. I know who it is.
• 1:56:30
  It's someone who knows me IRL. But this person said, just go to
• 1:56:36
  your uncle Irish pub and get the get the bartender too.
• 1:56:42
  To take care of you. Yeah.
• 1:56:44
  Oh yeah. That's the other that well, that
• 1:56:46
  eliminates that Taco Bell do for the Taco Bell.
• 1:56:50
  And well I said and stuff just talked about his first thing I
• 1:56:54
  thought of for something here here because I'm schizophrenic,
• 1:56:57
  here's like the way it has to be talking about here's like
• 1:57:00
  aperture and the Taco Bell and something they have in Sam's
• 1:57:05
  area. Go to the Taqueria, Sammy then
• 1:57:09
  you can get the Hooters the tacos and know.
• 1:57:12
  No decent establishment. I've got it.
• 1:57:14
  I've got it. You do like those fucking KFC,
• 1:57:17
  Pizza, Hut's, or those KFC, Taco Bell's, right.
• 1:57:20
  So Taco Bell Hooters but then it's in Reno, Nevada?
• 1:57:23
  Where prostitutions legal? Boom.
• 1:57:27
  Donaldson easy. Or honestly dated a new
• 1:57:32
  business. You will he really needs your
• 1:57:35
  god? What you really need Sammy is a
• 1:57:39
  wingman. So what called Taco Bell dings.
• 1:57:50
  I like that. That's, that's catchy.
• 1:57:52
  It's got a nice ring to it. That's good.
• 1:57:57
  Let's do this, right? The Hooters is like the main
• 1:58:01
  area restaurant, but then you have these small size outlets
• 1:58:04
  for Taco, Bell, KFC, A&W Long, John Silver, and all of them, M,
• 1:58:12
  it's still in Nevada, so they're all prostitutes as well guys.
• 1:58:17
  Yeah, this is the perfect business model.
• 1:58:21
  Well look, if only fans caught us any, possibly go ahead and
• 1:58:25
  just taught us anything. It's that all women are whores
• 1:58:28
  waiting to be paid for their nude bodies.
• 1:58:30
  So you can just give them money and you take it.
• 1:58:33
  I mean one, basically, in a place where prostitution is
• 1:58:36
  legal, you're not even, not even that if only band has taught us
• 1:58:41
  anything, it's that That it's that you don't have to even
• 1:58:44
  posed. Nude.
• 1:58:44
  And guys will still give you money supposably.
• 1:58:50
  Yeah, sure. I've got, I've got a and since
• 1:59:01
  the are mad at me because I said, I would prefer a PS5 over
• 1:59:06
  and amaranth, but jokes on them because I already have I already
• 1:59:10
  have a PS5 but I would get a PS5 again for Apex even though I
• 1:59:16
  know. Well that's sweet because I
• 1:59:18
  would I would definitely fuck amaranth over taking a PS5.
• 1:59:24
  Dude, you're missing out of you fucking seen Demon Souls remake.
• 1:59:42
  Originally used to be the Xbox. One was the Killer Instinct box
• 1:59:46
  and the EU was debating. That a box?
• 1:59:50
  Damn, I'm learning so much right now guys.
• 1:59:52
  People do this, that's real, take the PS5.
• 1:59:55
  You just end up spoon into your hand instead of into somebody
• 1:59:58
  else. So I don't know if that's the
• 2:00:00
  good way to go. Well, look, she's hot.
• 2:00:02
  I mean, I don't care about all the bullshit.
• 2:00:04
  She's fucking, you know, if it was a legitimate like magic wand
• 2:00:09
  thing or like a fuckin Genie, like give me a PS5 or give, you
• 2:00:13
  know, you can just this have this chick because you know,
• 2:00:16
  that's what happens. You when you date or especially
• 2:00:19
  when you get married, which is another reason you should
• 2:00:21
  because then you own that that piece of pussy by law.
• 2:00:26
  I do know the state's on your side but anyway anyway, she's
• 2:00:31
  hot and you know, why not? I have a question.
• 2:00:36
  Am I weird for just being bored of generically hot women?
• 2:00:41
  Yes. I mean no, yes, I think it's
• 2:00:44
  just I don't think it's everywhere.
• 2:01:08
  It's not weird. Yeah.
• 2:01:12
  Yeah, but if it does become generic but I don't know about
• 2:01:15
  board. Sorry to leave you indifferent.
• 2:01:21
  I don't know. It's like, yeah, that's that's
• 2:01:24
  why don't get Sims. It's like why where's what's
• 2:01:29
  where's, where's the dopamine? Pay off.
• 2:01:33
  For every for every hot chick. You might like, there's a dime,
• 2:01:36
  a dozen others in different varieties.
• 2:01:39
  Do you just like this one flavor?
• 2:01:41
  Like, that's what I don't get. Well, well yeah.
• 2:01:45
  So you retweet. It's on Twitter.
• 2:01:48
  What's your take on this? Yeah, he's at home a little boy.
• 2:01:50
  He really is. I actually have a question,
• 2:01:53
  where did the term simple? Originally, I feel like I should
• 2:01:57
  know this, but I'm too. I'm probably probably somewhere
• 2:02:00
  in the 90s. I'm probably black people.
• 2:02:03
  I'm too lazy to look it up. So yeah, because because because
• 2:02:09
  it is somewhat, someone asked me.
• 2:02:12
  And I'm, like, I actually have no idea but, I mean, the other
• 2:02:17
  thing too, is amaranth might be more plastic than a PS5 would
• 2:02:22
  be. I don't ya.
• 2:02:24
  Look know for sure. I understand what she is but
• 2:02:27
  she's still You know a hot girl, I don't you know but I don't
• 2:02:32
  have any extra PS 5. I'm not I'm literally I mean
• 2:02:36
  we've talked about this earlier and more than once.
• 2:02:39
  Well, I don't, I just don't care.
• 2:02:42
  Well Apex, what is what about? What if you were to get, like
• 2:02:47
  and installed, if you were to get like an extremely hot like a
• 2:02:52
  shrink, Would you be into that? Well, I don't think I would get
• 2:02:58
  much. Hold on.
• 2:03:00
  Actual psychological work done. Yeah.
• 2:03:02
  I would definitely probably be best.
• 2:03:05
  What if I categorize this in your brain as you can sell the
• 2:03:08
  PS5 and then by $500 worth of Taco Bell and just fuck your
• 2:03:14
  Mexican girlfriend. Like Let Me Is You Rather for
• 2:03:17
  have the one session with amaranth or $500 worth of Taco
• 2:03:20
  Bell? I was fucking your girlfriend.
• 2:03:22
  Let me frame it to you this way you here.
• 2:03:24
  Your goddamn pea-brain, motherfucker.
• 2:03:27
  Sorry I didn't mean to be so aggressive.
• 2:03:31
  Well, guess what? I just did.
• 2:03:33
  No, I'm just kidding. I didn't forget, she says that
• 2:03:38
  the the deal is you get me or you get a PS5 meaning, you know,
• 2:03:43
  by my monkey brain. You get one or you get the other
• 2:03:46
  not just to have. Once, you know, I could play A
• 2:03:48
  PS5 once or have him know. I may have said, maybe I said
• 2:03:51
  that, I don't know. You get the deal.
• 2:03:54
  I had played then you can own that PS5.
• 2:03:56
  Sell that b is 5 by hot short hundred dollars with a Taco Bell
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  and then she'll get laid instead of just getting late but if I
• 2:04:06
  get amaranth and it presumably I get all of her revenue streams.
• 2:04:09
  Those are all part of the deal as well.
• 2:04:12
  That's kind of. That was kind of my point Bo
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  says, a PS5. What the fuck am I going to do?
• 2:04:18
  Other than plopper leave? Yeah, yeah.
• 2:04:21
  She's yeah. That's a shitload of money.
• 2:04:23
  She makes A shitload of money. I could just you know, take some
• 2:04:26
  pictures of her and, you know, rake in the cash.
• 2:04:28
  Fuck her once in a while and then by 100 PS fives, you know,
• 2:04:34
  I'm with Chinese spaghetti Taco Bell and it's a deal.
• 2:04:38
  Yeah, I take a thousand dollars, I could.
• 2:04:41
  Yeah, look, I could probably convince her to shove, tuckable,
• 2:04:43
  into her pussy on camera. That's the problem with Taco
• 2:04:47
  Bell is it goes in Taco Bell and the comes out Taco Bell, though.
• 2:04:52
  I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I have, I have fucked
• 2:04:55
  pussy, been there and done that, but every time I eat Taco Bell,
• 2:04:59
  I'm living moss. And that's something you can't
• 2:05:01
  get from sex kids, smoking smoking.
• 2:05:04
  I can't read it. Well but also here's my here's
• 2:05:19
  my deeper question. Acura is years is you are a and
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  I'm saying this purely for you to your of the Hispanic
• 2:05:31
  persuasion, so no offense. But why is Taco Bell like your
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  metric? Like, I would think that you
• 2:05:38
  would that you would have a much higher standard than just talk.
• 2:05:43
  Okay. I have the answer because they
• 2:05:45
  got Baja Blast, I mean, well yeah, have you tried the dragon
• 2:05:50
  Paradise though? Because that's kind of the new
• 2:05:53
  hotness oblast has. We're here and there but now
• 2:05:58
  they sell it in gas station. So is it really special?
• 2:06:00
  I'm I don't listen, I'm just mad that they discontinued.
• 2:06:04
  Taco pizza a few years ago the Mexican pizza.
• 2:06:09
  No its back. Its Dolly Parton.
• 2:06:15
  Oh yeah, yeah, well look well I've not been back since they
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  dropped the grilled stuffed burrito.
• 2:06:24
  Specifically the chicken. Well not at any news on the
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  multi-room. It's on it's on the rotational.
• 2:06:32
  Like when they do the nacho free version of it but about why Taco
• 2:06:38
  Bell is fast food or Tai Wai Taco.
• 2:06:41
  Bell other over any other Mexican.
• 2:06:44
  No, I'm asking Mike don't and maybe I could be surviving but I
• 2:06:49
  would think that you would just would like, no.
• 2:06:51
  I'm like some local Mexican joint that would be.
• 2:06:54
  Oh dude that's yeah. I know know when I want Mexican
• 2:06:57
  food, I go to the dock area you know I go to a lesions Jalisco
• 2:07:02
  you know what I mean? But what I want Taco Bell.
• 2:07:05
  I'm going to Taco Bell. You'll Cairo Taco Bell.
• 2:07:08
  You know what I mean? Okay okay well that will that
• 2:07:11
  make that makes sense. I just know that like Ida's
• 2:07:14
  anybody who tries to say? Taco Bell's, Mexican has a
• 2:07:17
  mental deficiency. Yeah that yeah that's true.
• 2:07:20
  I talk talk about surgical Bell I won I won some what?
• 2:07:24
  I want saw a Mexican grandmother smack the shit out of her
• 2:07:29
  grandson. He was my friend for saying that
• 2:07:33
  Taco Bell is a nice measure friend.
• 2:07:35
  You have gate. Yeah.
• 2:07:36
  Yeah yeah. Yeah. so, Yeah, I know that.
• 2:07:56
  She-she's Mac wizard in this day and age.
• 2:08:03
  It could be, she could probably get a hold off to jail for child
• 2:08:08
  abuse or so, that's a damn shame, but back, but that
• 2:08:14
  Boylan, ah, she's got righteous. She hit you with a fucking
• 2:08:19
  sandal with a flip-flop? Well, yeah.
• 2:08:30
  You don't want to just exist. Castillo's got the fucking boat.
• 2:08:33
  The big-ass buckle and no no Nonono.
• 2:08:38
  Oh no no Nonono. I hear last four.
• 2:08:47
  Lucky of I out here. I also I also hear cry.
• 2:09:09
  And that is we laugh about the pain because otherwise we're
• 2:09:13
  just fucking sad. I'm sad and fucking ass.
• 2:09:24
  How come on the old Joe Rogan bit?
• 2:09:29
  Oh, I thought you were talking about, that's what I'm saying.
• 2:09:43
  Sorry guys, I am actually racist.
• 2:09:44
  It turns out even even even considering who you're with.
• 2:10:12
  You can Bay. I need you.
• 2:10:17
  I don't think any of them are named that that they got names
• 2:10:19
  like Tom and Jerry. No, not the one you gave them
• 2:10:25
  That's the only ones I know that what are the papers?
• 2:10:27
  What did the paper say they don't have?
• 2:10:30
  So you can understand your ever supposed to give you the papers.
• 2:10:34
  There's no papers. Yeah, I thought it was the juice
• 2:10:36
  that, that, that took under the decklist know.
• 2:10:41
  They were, they were the ones on the.
• 2:10:46
  Where are we going with this trick?
• 2:10:51
  I don't know, but I don't know, but we put right the fuck off.
• 2:10:55
  If you're outside of your race, does that make you a progressive
• 2:10:59
  racist? I would have time so I'm on the
• 2:11:05
  right track. See I'm already, I'm already
• 2:11:07
  healing. Well thanks yeah.
• 2:11:14
  See and look, he gets a bad rap and I probably will too, you
• 2:11:18
  know, once it's all said and done, I mean, it's been three
• 2:11:20
  years of me, drunkenly, God only knows.
• 2:11:25
  But yeah, you know, well I don't particularly We hate anybody.
• 2:11:33
  Well, yeah, well, you hate, everyone equally.
• 2:11:36
  Well, no, not even, I just recognize that stereotypes.
• 2:11:40
  A lot of them exist and are true.
• 2:11:42
  And I've yeah, witness many of them personally, you know?
• 2:11:45
  Yeah, fucking goddamn. Stereotyping stereotypical and
• 2:11:48
  shit stereotype. Yes, yes.
• 2:11:52
  As I always like to say stereotypes of stereotypes for a
• 2:11:55
  reason, Yeah, some of them are silly like the Chicken and
• 2:12:01
  watermelon. One is funny for black people
• 2:12:03
  but like for real who doesn't like the chicken?
• 2:12:05
  Yeah. And why that's somebody's bid.
• 2:12:08
  But yeah, that's so nice. That's been my childhood Jerry
• 2:12:13
  Seinfeld bit for like ever since middle school.
• 2:12:16
  I've always relied on that bit up to a certain point.
• 2:12:19
  Like I need to stop doing this bit.
• 2:12:20
  It's a little obvious. No, I actually I actually have a
• 2:12:24
  friend who were who's black and up until he met At me, he had he
• 2:12:30
  had no idea that it was a racist.
• 2:12:33
  Stereotype that black people like Chicken and watermelon.
• 2:12:40
  He had. No, I'm actually enjoying the
• 2:12:42
  perfect stereotype that white people are either rednecks or
• 2:12:46
  Canadian, I mean, yeah, it's one or the other.
• 2:12:55
  Yeah. Well, and then, you know, the
• 2:13:00
  the Irish would Ali are, you know, drunks most of my metal
• 2:13:05
  East and terrorists but we can't talk about them when they were
• 2:13:09
  slaves. That's not YouTube doesn't like
• 2:13:12
  hi YouTube. Yeah, I see Irish, the Irish
• 2:13:16
  were just here. They were just here doing
• 2:13:19
  railroad stuff. That's all railroad stuff.
• 2:13:22
  Nothing to see here. YouTube, I know you don't like
• 2:13:24
  me talking about the Irish during this year's but yeah.
• 2:13:27
  Hi, Oh, fuck the robot. Lawrence need a ploy.
• 2:13:34
  Yeah. Hi.
• 2:13:41
  Well, well, this has been been fun it anyway, did I see?
• 2:13:47
  Are you killing it already? Damn, look at you.
• 2:13:50
  I thought I would be the one always.
• 2:13:53
  No. But I thought, why?
• 2:13:55
  I thought I saw Steely and shit, but apparently, I apparently, I
• 2:14:01
  didn't whiskey. You didn't?
• 2:14:05
  You didn't catch? Ralph Mania.
• 2:14:07
  By chance, did you? What should I do?
• 2:14:11
  What we're going to watch all the shit shows on the internet.
• 2:14:15
  Well what were your thoughts? What were your thoughts?
• 2:14:17
  Also, I had no idea that you were mod and caught on cogs
• 2:14:22
  Channel. I've been a modern Cox channel,
• 2:14:25
  some skog, barely had a channel damn.
• 2:14:28
  What's up with your audio of the sudden men?
• 2:14:30
  Are you on like did you just switch to speaker phone?
• 2:14:34
  Okay. Sorry.
• 2:14:37
  I mean interrupt. That's all right.
• 2:14:38
  Yeah, but a mod on Cox channel since Cog was barely a channel.
• 2:14:42
  That's how I got modded. I'm actually modded.
• 2:14:45
  All of his channels. And I'm not even really that
• 2:14:50
  close to the guy just go there and not be a fucking nuisance
• 2:14:54
  and contribute to the stupid shit today.
• 2:14:58
  Today, him and Dan got drunk and did karaoke.
• 2:15:01
  And that was the funniest shit. Uh, you know, Dad actually Dan
• 2:15:08
  actually like, wish me a happy birthday and dams.
• 2:15:11
  Nice, nice guys. Huh that Dad.
• 2:15:15
  He's a fucking wonderful individual, but and you want to
• 2:15:19
  take any call, you want to take any Collins at all.
• 2:15:21
  You want to maybe spice it up a little bit as well.
• 2:15:24
  Turn it up to eleven at this point in time.
• 2:15:27
  Scary. I mean, you should be able to
• 2:15:28
  kick anybody out at any time, right?
• 2:15:30
  I guess they get too Saucy. If that happens to be a problem.
• 2:15:35
  Sure. Yeah, I knew I think it looks
• 2:15:39
  like Right. Right.
• 2:15:52
  What I say. And rough gravel or whatever.
• 2:15:58
  Let me, let me see here. The one thing is it will I think
• 2:16:03
  we'll ask you so I can turn in a name Or something.
• 2:16:09
  Yeah. But even then they won't show up
• 2:16:11
  on screen until you bring them in.
• 2:16:12
  So even that name can't get you popped.
• 2:16:16
  I will say though, gentlemen, I do have work in the morning, so
• 2:16:18
  I do have to go south you coward.
• 2:16:22
  I have to write to I'm sorry. No madman bail.
• 2:16:26
  Fuck you sissy. Thank you for joining us.
• 2:16:33
  So of course you have a job. I can't believe that.
• 2:16:37
  Yeah, no. It's it's, it's I mean drug
• 2:16:41
  money and now, the Mexicans have been known to hold jobs.
• 2:16:45
  Yeah, we just got past axes because we don't even have their
• 2:16:50
  own social security. Number in, a lot of cases, they
• 2:16:53
  just share with, like, seven other people.
• 2:16:56
  We just migrated to the Home Depot and, you know, should have
• 2:16:59
  data breaches. Yep.
• 2:17:01
  Oh, I thought you doing standing outside a Home Depot or good
• 2:17:05
  money. I will I will do my best.
• 2:17:17
  Not yeah. It caught by the federales have
• 2:17:20
  a wonderful evening gentlemen. And again happy birthday Sammy.
• 2:17:23
  I cannot a Cuba Right. What a bitch.
• 2:17:32
  Look, it's you and me now. Whiskey haha Sammy fucking
• 2:17:35
  clicked the wrong button. I was just running the show.
• 2:17:39
  He does this shit all the fucking time.
• 2:17:41
  It's literally you and me. I'm looking at the stream right
• 2:17:43
  now. Hahaha yourself out Sammy it's
• 2:17:46
  your birthday. Well maybe we can say what we
• 2:17:51
  really think about him now but he's not here.
• 2:17:57
  Fucking bastard. I know I was thinking of
• 2:18:00
  something mean to say, but I always say just like the meanest
• 2:18:03
  fit that comes into my head to that, poor little bastard.
• 2:18:08
  But he hasn't gotten any donations, it would be nice if
• 2:18:12
  anybody hearing this past, I'm sorry, present or future, or I
• 2:18:17
  guess past if they're in the future to donate to this poor
• 2:18:20
  little bastard. So maybe we can get him some
• 2:18:23
  robot legs, or at least some pussy for God's sake.
• 2:18:26
  He needs a, he needs. Yeah, brother.
• 2:18:29
  Little Gretchen bastard. Attend her.
• 2:18:30
  If you can, yeah, you needs a. You need some clout.
• 2:18:34
  Some some shine to boost his confidence.
• 2:18:37
  Confidence. I really think he just needs a
• 2:18:39
  wingman. I don't give you that.
• 2:18:41
  I think he just needs money for a hooker.
• 2:18:43
  Well, that too. But to land the one.
• 2:18:46
  He's talking about the one that he can like Bank on and put some
• 2:18:50
  faith in to not have to worry about all the stupid shit.
• 2:18:53
  He was saying earlier fear of divorce and all that, you know,
• 2:18:57
  whatever like of course. That's of course that's a thing
• 2:19:00
  but you know, whatever divorce. What a Sammy got to lose.
• 2:19:07
  Well, sure, but even if he did any intention Gator captain's
• 2:19:12
  chair. I mean if she's fucking evil
• 2:19:17
  enough, she might take the whole thing, you know.
• 2:19:22
  Yeah, can't do. Salmon.
• 2:19:23
  Dirty like that. No, I mean there's some evil
• 2:19:27
  cold-hearted bitches out there. I mean, just people in general
• 2:19:31
  but bitches, especially, I mean, if if he had I could you imagine
• 2:19:37
  one of these, you've seen dozens, for sure of these
• 2:19:41
  internet clout horse on very ip2, on cozy on YouTube, you
• 2:19:48
  know what I mean? Just imagine if one of them,
• 2:19:52
  wound up in Sammy's, you know, sir come you know then within
• 2:19:57
  battery distance of his wheelchair You know, and like
• 2:20:03
  started in, you know got to him IRL and started in influencing
• 2:20:08
  content and manufacture, you know, just all I could just
• 2:20:12
  imagine all the things actually that could potentially go right
• 2:20:15
  in that scenario. But most of them are awful bad,
• 2:20:19
  like that woman a woman influencing Sam's content would
• 2:20:22
  be the worst thing ever. Well, but not only that but a
• 2:20:25
  woman who's like like personal Drive is to make content before
• 2:20:31
  she even In the Sammy. You know, like so that it's it's
• 2:20:35
  a it's an ambition of her own. Dance around that your own show.
• 2:20:41
  Well, yeah, maybe she has one already, you know?
• 2:20:44
  And then she does this. Voltron shit with Sammy and
• 2:20:49
  becomes some I mean look that could be great for Sammy actual.
• 2:20:53
  Jesus Christ are not Transformers a, thanks.
• 2:20:56
  Well look, we're talking about him like they are.
• 2:21:02
  Assemble Sam. Where the fuck is he?
• 2:21:06
  By the way? Yeah.
• 2:21:13
  Anyway, you know, I meant to say earlier now that it's just you
• 2:21:16
  and I having a private conversation with you to the
• 2:21:20
  internet The are in relation to the RC stuff.
• 2:21:26
  Like, I love the idea, especially of the Plains, my
• 2:21:30
  grandfather built them, he never flew him, but he was an old Nazi
• 2:21:35
  as I've mentioned before, but he was loved working with his hands
• 2:21:38
  and There's a reason you never flown but because he'd probably
• 2:21:43
  shoot everything. Yeah, right?
• 2:21:45
  Yeah. Attach guns with the fucking
• 2:21:47
  things. Yeah, no.
• 2:21:48
  He just loved the process of working with the wood and glue
• 2:21:52
  and all that. Just the this very specific
• 2:21:54
  nature of it all because he was yeah whatever.
• 2:21:57
  Very hey there. Folks I am not really sure what
• 2:22:02
  happened with that last live transition.
• 2:22:07
  I guess the I guess. The government or, you know,
• 2:22:11
  maybe the CIA, or whoever did not want me to continue that
• 2:22:17
  brought live broadcast and, you know, take calls.
• 2:22:21
  I don't know at my wife. I literally cut out and I have
• 2:22:26
  to go reset the router and that's twice in one day today
• 2:22:30
  that I've had to do that. My apologies I was actually
• 2:22:35
  going to take calls, I deeply apologize.
• 2:22:39
  Guy is for that. But in my, I do want to thank
• 2:22:43
  everyone who showed up for my birthday stream.
• 2:22:49
  This evening or whenever you're listening to this episode on
• 2:22:54
  Spotify or the, you know, the feed wherever I really do.
• 2:22:59
  Appreciate it. It means a lot to me that you
• 2:23:02
  guys tuned in and I'll be doing a live call-in show on Thursday.
• 2:23:09
  Like I said, I won't be here this weekend's, but, you know,
• 2:23:14
  it should be pretty good. So when I guys, thanks for
• 2:23:17
  tuning in. In and I'll see you on the next
• 2:23:20
  show. On Thursday, take care and God
• 2:23:23
  bless. Thanks for listening to the
• 2:23:32
  Whitfield report on. The NGC Network.
• 2:23:35
  Please visit Sam's website at www.ge.com, Whitfield.com and
• 2:23:42
  supports am on patreon and patreon.com Whitfield report.
• 2:23:48
  Until next time, God bless God. Save this great nation and God
• 2:23:53
  Freedom Legacy in that order. ER, ER,