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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Best Things About Start of Football Season · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Remember
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  Speaker 1: that if you are going to be in Fort Lauderdale,
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  Speaker 1: the first date of the D.L. and D.L. show kicks
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  Speaker 1: off there in Fort Lauderdale at the Aron Theater. It'll
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  Speaker 1: be D.L. and D.L. Don Lemon and D.L. Hughley for
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  Speaker 1: Anything Goes. And then the following day, it will be
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  Speaker 1: in Orlando at the Walt Disney Theater of Performing Arts
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  Speaker 1: in Orlando. It'll be the, is it the, it's the,
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  Speaker 1: It's the 12th, 11th and 12th, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that is correct.
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  Speaker 1: 11 and 12. I've been watching the Lindsay Clancy case
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  Speaker 1: and I'm really disturbed. I just don't think, here's the thing,
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  Speaker 1: this might be controversial to some. I don't think that
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  Speaker 1: adults should kill children, whether it's in Gaza or in Massachusetts, right?
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  Speaker 1: I think that if you are a mother and you
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  Speaker 1: slaughter your children, you have by definition proved you're a mother.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even imagine a scenario where you would kill
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  Speaker 1: children and have a society writ large justified. I just don't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't think of any scenario where I go, yeah. Now,
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  Speaker 1: there would be a slight pause if they were teenagers.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody wants to kill them. They just don't. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: seeing these people and they're like, well, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: don't know what she's going through. I know what those
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  Speaker 1: kids were going through. And they're trying to make the
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  Speaker 1: husband the victim. Like he did it. He wasn't even there.
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  Speaker 1: She said she did it. It's just we live with.
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  Speaker 1: It's a terrible white woman out there.
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  Speaker 2: It's terrible. And you know what? What's interesting? I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: a lot of them are right to lifers.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people who were, you know, start supporters
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  Speaker 4: when they overturn Roe versus Wade. And now you look
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  Speaker 4: and you're like, OK, so let me get this straight.
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  Speaker 4: You care about the baby while it's in the belly.
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  Speaker 4: But once the baby steps foot or, you know, but whatever,
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  Speaker 4: then you don't care anymore. These are three kids or
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  Speaker 4: three babies, eight months old, three years old and five.
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  Speaker 2: They were babies.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what, they wouldn't be nearly as forgiving
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  Speaker 1: and supportive if instead of murdering those children, she took
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  Speaker 1: them to a drag show.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, for real.
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  Speaker 1: Football season is back. uh top five jazz give us
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  Speaker 1: uh the five best things about the start of football season.
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  Speaker 2: Number five refresh storylines and rookies.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you know people making their debut right yeah watching
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  Speaker 4: them go from an underdog to you know who knows
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  Speaker 4: okay yeah number four the top five best things about
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  Speaker 4: the start of football season the opening kickoff theme song
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  Speaker 4: it's always different yeah i.
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  Speaker 3: Get it you know you got so what's that song
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  Speaker 3: that's just football it's uh i don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I remember one year um uh what's his name did
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  Speaker 4: it the big country star um oh.
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  Speaker 5: Hank williams jr did it one time yeah yeah anyway
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  Speaker 5: number three of the top five best things about the
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  Speaker 5: start of football season uh would be the weekend atmosphere tailgating.
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  Speaker 2: And you know That could be fun. I think so.
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  Speaker 4: Garth Brooks, that's who I was thinking about. Anyway, number
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  Speaker 4: two of the top five best things about the start
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  Speaker 4: of football season, the return of fantasy football.
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  Speaker 2: Managing your roster.
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  Speaker 1: Or fantasy football, or by its legitimate term, Dallas Cowboy fans. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Which would bring me to the number one of the
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  Speaker 4: top five of the best things about the start of
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  Speaker 4: the football season.
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  Speaker 2: The endless optimism. Everybody believe that this is going to
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  Speaker 2: be their year.
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  Speaker 4: Including.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who's more constantly optimistic. Bill fans or
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  Speaker 1: Cowboy fans. I don't know who's more optimistic. But at
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  Speaker 1: least this week they undefeated. Yes, yes. Well, the week
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  Speaker 1: is young.
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  Speaker 3: We'll see how it goes Monday.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing about Sunday. It is the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. The few are going to
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  Speaker 1: be in Fort Lauderdale starting tomorrow. D.L. and D.L. Don
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  Speaker 1: Lemon and D.L. Hughley, Anything Goes Tour starts off at
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  Speaker 1: the Aron Theater in Fort Lauderdale tomorrow. And then on Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to be at the Walt Disney Theater for
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  Speaker 1: the Performing Arts in Fort Lauderdale. So come check us
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  Speaker 1: out at one of those places. We're going back to
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  Speaker 1: this Lindsay Clancy thing. If she is better now, right?
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  Speaker 1: Because that happened three years ago, right?
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: If you murdered your children, wouldn't you want to pay
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  Speaker 1: for it? You know what? Wouldn't you want to pay
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  Speaker 1: for it?
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  Speaker 3: To be honest, I've never even put myself in a
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  Speaker 3: hypothetical situation. So this is like a brand new question.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you be so wrought with guilt?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, something.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. She's fighting for her freedom. She's
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  Speaker 1: fighting to be Like, just take a plea deal and say,
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  Speaker 1: but you fighting to be free.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. To be exonerated. Come on now.
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  Speaker 1: And she tried to kill herself and now she can't walk.
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  Speaker 1: It's good. Good.
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  Speaker 3: Terrible.
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  Speaker 1: I wish you were as good at killing yourself as
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  Speaker 1: you were at doing that to them. That's what I wish.
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  Speaker 1: If you did it inverted, we ain't having this problem.
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  Speaker 2: Such a horrible thing.
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  Speaker 1: It is. And people can't wrap their heads around the
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  Speaker 1: fact that a mother could do something like that. And
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  Speaker 1: she did. Even a black woman. The only thing I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying is she got a fair trial and then she
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  Speaker 1: should go to jail. Anybody who does that. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I know my mother wanted to kill me. She shot
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  Speaker 1: at me, but she didn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: She missed. Yeah, thank God. Thank God for shaky hands.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Chaz, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if you heard or not, but
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure, you know, Arthur Ashe is going to be
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  Speaker 4: smiling big, looking down. You see it's going to be
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  Speaker 4: two black players, Ben Shelton and Francis Tiafoe in the U.S. Open.
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  Speaker 1: Tiafoe.
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  Speaker 2: Tiafoe, Tiafoe.
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  Speaker 3: UFO.
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  Speaker 2: No. Yeah, they'll be playing Friday.
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  Speaker 1: You better hope I still get that. He's fine.
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  Speaker 2: He's fine.
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  Speaker 1: He never knows. Historic match. His story, he used to
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  Speaker 1: sleep in the locker room.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, his dad was a janitor. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. And look at him now.
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  Speaker 2: Look at him now.
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  Speaker 1: Winning tournaments and knocking off white bras, man. His girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: is black. His girlfriend is black.
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  Speaker 2: I was about to say.
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  Speaker 3: She's gorgeous, too, man.
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  Speaker 2: She's pretty black.
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  Speaker 1: All right, okay. All right, let's get my man Cheetah.
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  Speaker 1: What did you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Man, just looking forward to watching some football, like tonight.
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  Speaker 2: What's tonight? The Rams and the 49ers. That should be
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  Speaker 2: a good one.
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  Speaker 1: From Australia, yeah. Yeah, it should be a good one.
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  Speaker 1: From Australia.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: All right, but you know, my man Aaron's not bad.
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Donald's not bad. Yeah, yeah. All right. On the
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