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Wendy's Emo Album · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Very good, very, very good reminder on this because we mentioned this yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_00: 2870 uh 78 says, can you uh remind everyone exit 56 Water Street uh on 17 East or 86, you know, uh is closed for paving.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: This hit Tiffany yesterday on the way to uh work and it was she had to reroute a totally different way.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a pain in the butt.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and if you can, I mean you're gonna have to get off it like Lauman, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh no, no, you well, let me think here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right after after that is like I think it's no, you got to you got church and water, you could get off, I think one of those two, I think.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you know, whichever one might not be closed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Before that, you're right, I think it's Lauman.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: But for her, it's like a way out of the way.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not like super way, it's just that you have to plan for that, especially with your boss, and be like, uh, paving.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it wasn't planned yesterday, because everything's being paved.
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  SPEAKER_00: And in her case, she couldn't get on, so she had to reroute all the way through town and all that to do it, which takes a while.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a big pain in the butt.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, did you see the Wendy's fight on Elmira is crazy?
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  SPEAKER_00: You showed this to me yesterday, and I'm like, oh wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: You usually only see this like in, you know, clips of like somewhere in Texas or something like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it wasn't like him screaming, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, what the hell did Tyler do?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: It wasn't, it wasn't that bad.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nobody got a black eye.
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  SPEAKER_02: At least not that excuse me, not that I saw.
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you see anybody get a black eye?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh I didn't see.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just saw a little tussle.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I just love whoever was yelling, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, we know Tyler was somehow the somehow the S-starter in that.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then there's the girl who's standing by the sauces, like protecting them, like it's her job.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you for that.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're you're you're you're a soldier, you're a lone soldier.
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  SPEAKER_02: On the heels of that, you are gonna get this barbecue sauce, Tyler! Wendy's released a six-song emo album titled What?
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  SPEAKER_02: Songs to Listen to in the Wendy's Parking Lot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Which is Well, an emo song will keep a fight from breaking out.
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  SPEAKER_02: Available on all streaming platforms, and I would like to play for you a couple of these.
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  SPEAKER_00: Please do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because the first one is so great, and there is actual emo artists who are performing these.
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  SPEAKER_02: This one is called The Best Combo Meal on the Worst Night of My Life.
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  SPEAKER_01: How can I feel better?
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  SPEAKER_01: I keep driving through the rain.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ooh, best combo meal on the worst night of my life.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's great.
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  SPEAKER_02: I love the potato with cheese and broccoli.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nobody eats a potato anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes you get in the potato mood, though.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't.
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  SPEAKER_02: Taco! Salad! Also off the menu.
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  SPEAKER_02: Extra sour cream.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also off the menu.
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  SPEAKER_02: But they took it off?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think they have the taco salad.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait a second, I gotta Google this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh man, Wendy's, don't take the taco salad off.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is great.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hold on, view our menu.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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  SPEAKER_02: I have to accept all cookies before I can accept your nuggets.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they don't even sell cookies.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ohio.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um okay, fresh made salads.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hang on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Taco salads are.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's still there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's fantastic.
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  SPEAKER_00: Alright, so the emo album.
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  SPEAKER_00: Who are the artists on it?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, this one, uh, so it's different songs have different artists.
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  SPEAKER_02: That one was Bo Boken.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then I have one from Derek D'Scanio.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: From State Champs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Where's Evan Essence when you need it?
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  SPEAKER_02: Not emo.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not emo.
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  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't think Evan Essence has a little emo to it?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, that's more of like uh that's getting into divorce dad rock.
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  SPEAKER_00: Excuse me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Dave single, double and triple, fresh beef patties with American cheese, lettuce, tomato pickles, onions, mayo, ketchup and mustard.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm just reading the menu in emo.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Up next.
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  SPEAKER_00: Baconator and son of bacon eater.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fresh beef with American and apple with some bacon.
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  SPEAKER_00: I drove through the drive-thru when she dumped me and said, I need a taco salad.
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  SPEAKER_00: Junior burger, junior hamburger, junior cheeseburger, double stack, and junior bacon, cheeseburger.
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  SPEAKER_02: At first I thought you were bringing my dog into this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Look, what does Junior have to do with the breakup?
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  SPEAKER_00: Sandwiches, classic chicken, spicy sandwich.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not good.
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  SPEAKER_00: Asiago Ranch Chicken Club, their whole idea sucks too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait! Pretzel bacon pop chicken sandwich, chicken breast with beer, cheese, bacon, honey, mustard, monster, and pretzel pop.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wendy's really they're dropped the ball on this one.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, they didn't because you have so many philosophical life conversations in your car when you are growing up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, can I play a real one though?
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  SPEAKER_02: This one's called It's Not a Phase, it's a 10-piece.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's not a phase, it's a 10-piece.
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  SPEAKER_00: Alright, fine.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me ramp up mine then.
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  SPEAKER_00: After prom, I was hungry because she dumped me.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, let's get fries, natural cut fries, bacon potatoes better.
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  SPEAKER_00: How about chili, baked potato, and apple bites?
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  SPEAKER_00: Come on, please.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on, I got lyrics.
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  SPEAKER_00: She called me, said I'm locked out of my house and I'm hungry, even though you dumped my ass.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I said, breakfast, sandwiches, and biscuits, breakfast, platters and sides, homestyle fries, toasted sticks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, anyway.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, what about my frosty's funeral?
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  SPEAKER_02: Please.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh wait, hold on! Hold on, hip pause! You tell me Evanescence is an emo, and that screamed at me?
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  SPEAKER_02: Evanescence is not emo.
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  SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's just not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_02: I want a frosty right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, me too.
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  SPEAKER_02: With fries.
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  SPEAKER_02: And yes, I want a taco salad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just black mascara eyes.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was tasted in a ritual with fries.
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  SPEAKER_01: Without a warning.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um by the way, I love I love the fact that they put black mascara and eyeliner on the Wendy's logo for this.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's really great.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then never looked at Wendy like that before.
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: But all of them all of my friends would have been clamoring for her if she would have worn black eyeliner 20 some years ago.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's a it was a phase.
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  SPEAKER_00: I still like mine a little bit better.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not gonna lie.
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  SPEAKER_00: All you're doing is reading the menu.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sometimes you just gotta have the little passions.
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  SPEAKER_00: I needed a drink, and I said maybe something thicker than Coke or Pepsi.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wanted a frosty.
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  SPEAKER_00: I pulled through the drive-thru.
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  SPEAKER_00: They said you're screwed, our machine's down.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh no! We good now?
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  SPEAKER_02: That's actually really accurate.
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  SPEAKER_02: Incredible.