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Blake Lively’s Texts, RHSLC Scripted Finale with Brandy and Julie · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: The car is beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Where did you end up going for it? This exclusive
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  Speaker 2: place that Dad has connections with. They have more cars
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  Speaker 2: for more dealerships than like anywhere else. You have to
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  Speaker 2: put me in touch. What's it called? It's Dunaidial.
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  Speaker 3: Where?
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  Speaker 2: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I got it on Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 3: Lift?
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  Speaker 2: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got.
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  Speaker 1: The Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: When you're on the road, when you're on the go,
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop is the show to know. She talks Hollywood
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  Speaker 2: tales for real life, Mr.
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  Speaker 4: Saving Serial Data and Serial Sisters.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be addicted and addicted.
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  Speaker 5: Fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 6: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: I have what I like to refer to as my
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  Speaker 2: two dragons. I'll get into that when we talk about
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  Speaker 2: Blake Lively, her amazing text messages to Justin Baldoni. But first,
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  Speaker 2: let me introduce everyone's favorite comedic duo, the stars of
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  Speaker 2: Dumb Gay Podcast, Julie Goldman and Brandi Howard. Welcome back
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  Speaker 2: to Juicy Scoop. My girls, my dragons, my everything.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my God, I'm like living.
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  Speaker 2: You have no idea.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I love it. I'm a dragon.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, a very exciting thing happened on Friday. And there's
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  Speaker 2: not a lot of tickets left. We are doing one
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  Speaker 2: show in Palm Springs on March 1st at Agua Caliente
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  Speaker 2: Palm Springs. This is going to be such a fun show.
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  Speaker 2: It is kind of an intimate room. I think probably
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  Speaker 2: half the tickets might be sold. Wow. Probably after this
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  Speaker 2: it will be sold out.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We've got Brandy and Julie joining me. We are going
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  Speaker 2: to do stand-up. We are going to do hot topics.
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  Speaker 2: We are going to do housewife impressions. We are going
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  Speaker 2: to talk shit. We are going to talk to you.
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  Speaker 2: You know the shows are always different based on what's
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  Speaker 2: going on, and we're so excited.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe I'll bring the bongos.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Do you know why you're talking about bongos?
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  Speaker 2: Of course, you know, Louis-André de Lesseps can play the bongos.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what? So can Tom Sandoval. Yes. And
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  Speaker 2: I think that bongos should be the official Bravo instrument. Agreed.
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  Speaker 2: If Bravo had their own band, like a college, everyone
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  Speaker 2: would just be playing the bongos.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. That's good.
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  Speaker 2: Because you can get up to it.
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  Speaker 6: You're dancing.
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  Speaker 7: You're moving.
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  Speaker 2: You can fake it. You can fake it. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: totally can fake it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You're just doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. Okay. Do you have bongos? I do.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up.
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  Speaker 2: I did not even know that. I do. We are
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  Speaker 2: a hundred percent. You can fit that in your truck.
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  Speaker 7: I have bongos.
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  Speaker 6: In fact, I think I said, well, yes, like, yes,
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  Speaker 6: I can fit it in the truck.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just tell you every time I do a show,
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  Speaker 2: especially at a casino, there's like so many people to
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  Speaker 2: help us. Like those, those gigs are the nicest. We
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: have a whole crew. And they often have a bigger
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  Speaker 2: production than just three sluts with a mic. So they
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  Speaker 2: usually have a musician, whatever. I am so excited to
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  Speaker 2: be like, yeah, where do we go for the load
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  Speaker 2: and dock?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: We've got Julie's bongos. We are loading them in.
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  Speaker 6: We'll talk later.
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  Speaker 7: I have every instrument.
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  Speaker 8: I'm excited, though, to relocate those bongos to our house
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  Speaker 8: in the desert.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're cumbersome. She never touches them.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, good.
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  Speaker 1: Let's keep them in the desert.
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  Speaker 7: I thought it would be a good idea at one point.
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  Speaker 7: I thought it was.
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  Speaker 2: But you'll see.
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  Speaker 7: You'll get into it. You'll be like, hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Because they're stand-up ones. Cut to 20 years from now.
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  Speaker 2: A young Juicy Scooper who's no longer young goes to
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  Speaker 2: happy hour at 3.30 in Palm Springs. And there is
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  Speaker 2: Julie just sitting outside.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, just doing that.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody.
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  Speaker 7: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome.
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  Speaker 6: It's 3.30.
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  Speaker 2: And those bumps are on purpose. We are trying to
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  Speaker 2: do those sound bumps. Right. Anyway, that's going to be
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  Speaker 2: super fun. Okay, let's get into the latest of Justin Baldino. Baldoni. Baldoni? Yep. Baldoni.
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  Speaker 2: Justin Baldoni suing now Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, and her
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  Speaker 2: PR firm for $ 400 million. So she first sued him.
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  Speaker 2: Or made a complaint. I don't know that she ever
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  Speaker 2: put a dollar amount on it, which exposed the fact
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  Speaker 2: that there were 30 things that she complained about to
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  Speaker 2: SAG regarding what she felt was sexual harassment, her claim,
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  Speaker 2: sexual harassment on set, other people complaining about it. That
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  Speaker 2: was while they were filming the movie. Then there was
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  Speaker 2: like a COVID break. That was like on record. And
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  Speaker 2: then they finished the movie. Then we heard about the movie.
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  Speaker 6: We knew they.
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  Speaker 2: Weren't on the red carpet together. I talked a lot
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  Speaker 2: about it. Why are they not getting along? Not enough
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  Speaker 2: people were criticizing that the promotion she was doing was
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  Speaker 2: all about clothes and flowers and Taylor Swift's song being
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  Speaker 2: used in it and not the fact that the book
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  Speaker 2: was about a woman overcoming domestic violence. We kind of
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  Speaker 2: hear like we were seeing her cut of the movie.
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  Speaker 2: She was the EP and star, but he, in fact,
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  Speaker 2: was the director and star. Why didn't we see his cut?
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  Speaker 2: All this. I watched it about two months ago and
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was weird. I didn't love it. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, Shannon just watched it and Shannon reads every book.
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  Speaker 2: So she read the book and she actually enjoyed watching
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  Speaker 2: the movie on the plane recently. So her opinion was
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  Speaker 2: that it was good. So I'm like, oh, I really
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  Speaker 2: kind of wonder what his cut would have been. So
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  Speaker 2: to catch everybody up to speed, She is also– her
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  Speaker 2: initial thing was you did a PR smear campaign against me,
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  Speaker 2: making me look like a bitch. And I have all
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  Speaker 2: this– all these texts and everything from your former PR company,
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  Speaker 2: Justin's former PR people, where it looked like they were
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  Speaker 2: possibly using bots or this– place in Texas to get
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  Speaker 2: out conversations, threads, Reddit conversations, all this stuff about what
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  Speaker 2: a horrible and difficult person Blake Lively is. So therefore
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  Speaker 2: she wanted it out there because she's like, you ruined
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  Speaker 2: my reputation. So then he was like, and along with
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  Speaker 2: all this weird sexual harassment stuff, which was including like
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  Speaker 2: him showing her a video of his friend's wife giving
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  Speaker 2: birth or something, saying like, this is how we should
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  Speaker 2: do the birth scene, because there's a birth scene where
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  Speaker 2: Blake gives birth. And talking about porn, also saying weird
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  Speaker 2: stuff like, oh, I, you know, I can talk to
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  Speaker 2: the dead. He was just saying weird stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: He came in the trailer while she was like pumping
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  Speaker 1: or breastfeeding.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, he came, but then he had a text saying
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  Speaker 2: that she said, I'm just pumping, but feel free to
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  Speaker 2: come in. Which pumping and breastfeeding is That's where, you know,
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  Speaker 2: bumping is like you could put that machine on your boobs,
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  Speaker 2: cover it up. There isn't a baby. You're not maneuvering
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  Speaker 2: the baby. Still pretty intimate in my opinion.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Other people don't care, whatever. So there was all of
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  Speaker 2: this he tried to combat. He first sues New York
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  Speaker 2: Times for their discussion of her lawsuit. He felt the
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  Speaker 2: way they wrote about it was defamation.
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  Speaker 8: So the first thing was him and his team sued
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  Speaker 8: New York Times.
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  Speaker 2: No, first she came for him.
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  Speaker 1: Right, okay, but then he did New York.
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  Speaker 2: Then New York Times covered it. Then he sued New
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  Speaker 2: York Times for defamation of the way they covered it.
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  Speaker 2: And now he's coming forward with all of his receipts,
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  Speaker 2: which are all these text message and communication. And the
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  Speaker 2: kind of biggest thing that's coming out of it is.
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  Speaker 1: And he's countersuing her now?
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  Speaker 2: For $ 400 billion. And Ryan Reynolds, her husband, star of Deadpool.
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  Speaker 2: And the stuff that has come out is I have
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  Speaker 2: never watched Deadpool. I know it's a really popular, funny,
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  Speaker 2: dark Marvel movie.
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  Speaker 6: So good.
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  Speaker 2: He in the last one, I guess, Ronald Reynolds has
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  Speaker 2: this other character that comes out. He dresses with like
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  Speaker 2: a man bun and he's called Nice Pool. And he says, oh,
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  Speaker 2: one of the I guess this scene was shot but
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  Speaker 2: cut out. But he says he has a podcast about feminism.
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  Speaker 2: Justin has a podcast being a male feminist.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 2: He talks about how my wife, you got to see
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  Speaker 2: my wife nice pool or lady pool. She just had
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  Speaker 2: a baby and you wouldn't even know it. Her body
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  Speaker 2: is so svelte. And the two other guys are like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you're supposed to be saying that, which
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  Speaker 2: is maybe reference to the fact that he was like,
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  Speaker 2: how much does Blake Lively weigh? Because she just had
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  Speaker 2: a baby and I have to lift her up on
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  Speaker 2: this thing. And I want to make sure like I've
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  Speaker 2: done the physical training for it. So that really bothered her.
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  Speaker 2: That bothers me. Yeah, that's. So then, so there was,
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  Speaker 2: so there's all that where he's kind of saying you, you,
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  Speaker 2: there's too many references. You're clearly making fun of me.
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  Speaker 2: And if you were making fun of me, It's like
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  Speaker 2: in public opinion, were you really then in a place
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  Speaker 2: of like feeling sexually harassed by me? I feel like
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  Speaker 2: you could be both. I was sexually harassed by a
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  Speaker 2: man named Norm Pattis who ran Podcast One. And he
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: is no longer living, OK? He was an older man.
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  Speaker 2: He died a while ago. I never like made fun
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  Speaker 2: of him. But if I wrote a bit and we
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: had a gross podcast owner and he had big teeth
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  Speaker 2: and he wore a gun and he bragged about helping
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: the Lakers win the thing, I'm just saying like it
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  Speaker 2: still doesn't mean what he did didn't matter. It's like
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  Speaker 2: you put it out there and it's like, well, this
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  Speaker 2: was bad. And then you could even do this is
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  Speaker 2: not based on anybody that we know. There's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of guys that wear man bums who claim to be
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  Speaker 2: male feminists. And there's probably a ton of podcasts about
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  Speaker 2: male feminists. So that could be the argument, too. But right. Clearly.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I will say just for the record, I mean,
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  Speaker 8: we're comedians and we deal with things in humor and
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  Speaker 8: we've had, you know, like what we consider abusive or
• 9:57
  Speaker 8: traumatizing situations that we then go back and.
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  Speaker 1: Make fun of and make jokes about. Yes, that's what
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  Speaker 1: it's about. And then Ryan Reynolds is a super funny comedian.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he's going to.
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  Speaker 8: you know, deal with whatever insecurity or trauma he was feeling.
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  Speaker 6: But in the public opinion.
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  Speaker 2: Does it hurt the opinion of, does it like weigh
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  Speaker 2: down Blake Lively's complaint? But you saw the movie, what
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  Speaker 2: did you think?
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  Speaker 7: I saw, first of all, I saw the movie. And
• 10:22
  Speaker 7: that scene.
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  Speaker 6: Now, that scene has like.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: You saw Deadpool.
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  Speaker 7: Every one of them multiple times.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about that.
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  Speaker 6: Good, good.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: They're not talking about this ends with us.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, you saw this ends with us.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 7: I saw Deadpool. And that scene.
• 10:36
  Speaker 6: I know exactly the scene you're talking about. But the
• 10:39
  Speaker 6: thing is that it's hundreds of other Deadpools. So, yes,
• 10:43
  Speaker 6: the man bone is there and Lady Deadpool is there,
• 10:46
  Speaker 6: but there's also... Like little person Deadpool and little kid Deadpool.
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  Speaker 7: And there's a lot of Deadpools.
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  Speaker 2: Like DIY Deadpool.
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  Speaker 6: There's all the different iterations of every single kind.
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  Speaker 7: Of person you could make fun of.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Every type.
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  Speaker 6: And in addition, so is that you? If you fit
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  Speaker 6: the bill, so what?
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 7: Is Dyke Deadpool in there?
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  Speaker 2: Probably.
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  Speaker 7: And I think she is.
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  Speaker 6: Like with short hair and fucking... It's all there. He's
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  Speaker 6: making fun of everything. Like that's what we do.
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  Speaker 2: The Karen Deadpool. So many times people are like, oh,
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: my God, you know, this show is so funny. Clearly
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  Speaker 2: this person is based off of this. You can do that.
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  Speaker 2: That is something you can legally do.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You can, you know, but there's fine lines. Did you
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  Speaker 2: use my likeness without my permission? It's like a fine line,
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: but still it's not an illegal like thing.
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  Speaker 6: It wasn't Dustin Daldoni Deadpool. It wasn't Frustin Fralfloni Deadpool.
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  Speaker 6: Like we make fun of things around us.
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  Speaker 7: That's what we do.
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  Speaker 6: We make fun of male feminists because they deserve to
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  Speaker 6: be made fun of.
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  Speaker 7: We make fun of man buns.
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  Speaker 6: We make fun of like and if you have those things,
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  Speaker 6: you just have to laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 6: Like what are we doing here?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so there's that going on. Then, you know, we
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  Speaker 2: heard about this when this happened, that they did not
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  Speaker 2: do the red carpet together, and that Justin and his
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  Speaker 2: friends were sent down to a basement at the theater
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  Speaker 2: or whatever to either wait to go on the red carpet,
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  Speaker 2: or I don't know if they watched the movie down
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  Speaker 2: there or whatever, but we heard about it, and now
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  Speaker 2: he's sharing all the photos of he and his friends,
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  Speaker 2: which he had, like, 25 people.
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  Speaker 8: So they're now next to like five cases of water
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  Speaker 8: or like 500 cases of water.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like near water, but they didn't give them popcorn.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the other thought is, okay, well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: is it just her that didn't want you on the
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  Speaker 2: red carpet? Or are there other people that said, he
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  Speaker 2: creeped us out, we don't want on the red carpet.
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  Speaker 2: And the people running the thing was like, look, whose
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  Speaker 2: photo is going to be shared more? Blake Lively in
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  Speaker 2: a beautiful dress that she got from Britney Spears or
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  Speaker 2: something from 20 years ago. Like that's a That's a
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  Speaker 2: click moment. Is that going to get more than him
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  Speaker 2: and his pink suit? Like whatever. We're going to make
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  Speaker 2: them happy. The other thing is in Hollywood, are we
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  Speaker 2: making the more powerful person, which is her husband is
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  Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds, who's got this huge franchise of a movie.
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  Speaker 2: Are they the more powerful couple than he? Right when
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  Speaker 2: her lawsuit came out, that weekend he was dropped by
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  Speaker 2: William Morris, who also represents– Ryan and Blake.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's shocking.
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  Speaker 2: William Morris said, oh, you know, we were not told
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  Speaker 2: by Ryan to do that. They don't have to. This
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  Speaker 2: has happened since the beginning of the time when there
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: is a breakup, you know, a divorce. Someone gets fired
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  Speaker 2: from a job of a TV show and the bigger
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: agent is just to please that person. Even it was
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  Speaker 2: never said. is like, you know what, I think you
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  Speaker 2: might be served at a better agency. And they can
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  Speaker 2: do that at any time. They can say, we're not
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  Speaker 2: feeling it anymore. They don't owe you anything. So there
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  Speaker 2: was that. So now let's get into the fact, also
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  Speaker 2: in this, that she, in rewriting the movie, also she
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  Speaker 2: admits to never reading the book, Blake.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Huh.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's a strange choice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So then she, and I'll read the text, but first she,
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  Speaker 2: so basically- There's this scene where they first meet on
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  Speaker 2: this rooftop of this apartment. And I personally, when I
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  Speaker 2: watched it a month and a half ago before the lawsuits,
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was weird. I thought the scene was weird.
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  Speaker 2: I thought, what is this? She walks up and he's
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: all angry and he's throwing this chair. And I was like, oh,
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: we know he's a domestic. He's like a angry, violent dude.
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  Speaker 2: This is the first sign she should have noticed it.
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  Speaker 2: But he's by himself and he's like a neurosurgeon. And
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: he's like, I just lost a five-year-old kid. So then
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: you're like, okay, that's a reason to be like throw
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  Speaker 2: a chair around. And he flirts with her and it's
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  Speaker 2: just sort of weird. But anyway, she said, I worked
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  Speaker 2: on this scene and I rewrote it. And now he–
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  Speaker 2: and his complaint is saying that Ryan Reynolds and Taylor
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  Speaker 2: Swift– Who is Blake's good friend who also lent a
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  Speaker 2: song to the movie, helped rewrite this scene, and it's
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  Speaker 2: so much better now because it's such an important scene.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's other parts where Sony emails where Sony's like, wait,
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  Speaker 2: hold on. Ryan Reynolds is now a writer on this movie.
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  Speaker 2: Do we need to give him Writers Guild credit? Do
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: we need to pay him? We don't want to get
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: into a bad place where somehow we didn't do our
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: due diligence because this is actually– there's– evidence and text
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: and whatever that he actually helped write or get into
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: the final draft. I don't know. So there's that red
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: hair you told us about. Yeah, she went with the red.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I hate it when any blonde goes with a redhead choice.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: She'll need to do that.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: But anyway, and also it was all about her weird
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: clothes where she'd wear the double pants and all these
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: strange things. And she said there's parts where she's like,
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: we got to change my wardrobe to have a beret.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: And then the people, even though she had a wardrobe, people,
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: she wouldn't do her wardrobe at the You know, she
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: wanted the wardrobe people to come to her house to
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: help with wardrobe, not go on set. Still, you're the star.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: People do that. I don't think that's that big of
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: a deal. I just saw recently a video of her
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: promoting the show because the girl has a flower store.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Blake's character.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, so she's like a woo-woo bohemian.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: And so she's talking about it with somebody, and they're both, like,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: styling flowers. Yeah. And the host of the show goes, oh.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: And she goes, well, here's mine. Blake goes, here's my flowers.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: And it's interesting because you use the same flowers. But
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: then there's yours. And then mine is just like, I
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 16:48
  Speaker 8: It's just more.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: It's just better. Like literally says that. So I don't
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: think there's any doubt that she has pretty privilege. That
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: acting jobs came very easy to her. That she is
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: a bitch. She was dating. Here's the derogatory part. So
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds was married to Scarlett Johansson and they worked
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: on some movie together while he was married and they
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: were just friends. And then Ryan and Blake fell in
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: love and got married and had four kids. According to
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: this girl, because I don't know if this is true,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: but TikTok was gone for a minute and then came back.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Stephanie Wilson on TikTok said, One thing no one is mentioning.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: If this is not true, go after this girl. Because
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I saw this just like before we recorded. According to
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: this girl's info, Justin Baldoni is the EP of a
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: movie that Scarlett Johansson is doing her directorial debut right now.
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: That's the tea.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: You can easily look that up, I would think. Stephanie's
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: probably got the info.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking Stephanie didn't make this video. And so what
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: is the, like, this is just such a mess. Okay,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: so now let's get to the fun texts, okay, that
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: are everywhere. Blake writes, if you send me the FedEx,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I'll work on it when I can, or whatever that means,
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: and steal the moments. And yes, of course, please send
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: to Christy. We're all on the same page with the
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: same goals. So then I guess he gets the scene
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: and Justin writes her.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: Great.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Also was working on rooftop scene today. I really love
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: what you did. It really does help a lot. Makes
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: it so much more fun and interesting. And I would
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: have felt that way without Ryan and Taylor. Because she
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: said they had helped with it. Right. You really are
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: a talent across the board. Really excited and grateful to
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: do this together. So kind of kissing her ass, being nice,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: giving her a little love. So now here we go.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: This is first back. That's very appreciated. It means a lot.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I'm deeply inspired by the film we're going to make
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: outside of the success of this book. We have such
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: an opportunity to not only surprise people who love the book,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: but reach an even bigger audience by making an undeniably
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: a dynamic and also commercial film. The moment that excited
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: me most the other day was when you said you're
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: not funny.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I got wet when you said you weren't funny. Okay.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: You, period.
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: Our, period.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Going, period.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: To, period.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Kill, period. That, period. Rooftop, period. Scene, period. You know it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: I'm sure I don't remember either one of them ever
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: being funny in the whole movie. So I don't know
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: what funny part I missed in the rooftop scene that
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: he was unsure that he could pull off something funny.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Even though it was set in a playful self-deprecation that
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: we are all participants in, it made me think of
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: the process. as a whole. Please know I trust that
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: you on the day you've got me and I hope
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: that you trust that I've got you if you want it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: We're in this together and we are two of the
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: most determined people I know. We also have very high
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: bars to set for ourselves to collaborate with that type
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: of partner is a gift. that neither of us will
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: squander because we both care too much about the result
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: and also the experience. So I think this is one
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: that he's sharing to say. I was being gaslit. Also, yeah,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: we had a good relationship. We were complimentary. I was
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: open to the changes. She was, you know, boosting me up.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I was boosting her up.
• 20:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: That would be a mindfuck to then find out.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: So also in this text about Ryan and Taylor helping,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: this is where– Let's.
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: See Game of Thrones.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: I think we're going to get into the dragons. If
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: you ever get around to watching Game of Thrones, I
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: don't know, do you have a year and a half
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: to watch? Have you heard of this show?
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: This tiny little niche.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: You might not have heard of it. You'll appreciate that
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: I'm Khaleesi. Oh.
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: And like her, I happen to have a few dragons.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: For better or worse, but usually for better. Because my
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: dragons also protect those I fight for. So really, we
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: all benefit from those gorgeous monsters of mine. Smiley feminine face.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. It's like a happy
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: face that has their lips done.
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: You will too. I can promise you that. This can
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: be interpreted as a bit of a housewife's threat. Like
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: it's not a threat. It's a promise. My dragons can
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: be cute because they can breathe fire on you. And
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: make you wish you never had turned on HBO Max.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: That's right. To watch Game of Thrones. So there is that. Now,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: there's also this rumor that's going on. This comes from
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Anna Marie, also a TikTok person. Blake Lively dated her
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Gossip Girl co-star, Penn Bagley. She auditioned for The Great
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Gatsby and didn't get the role, but ended up in
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: a relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio while filming Green Lantern. She
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: had an affair with Ryan Reynolds. They said they were friends.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Now her husband, who was still married to Scarlett Johansson.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: She often falls for her co-stars. So the theory of
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: her falling for Justin and possibly, I'm adding possibly, him
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: rejecting her and having a controlling husband could be a
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: major factor behind all of this.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Last one is a reach. What's a reach?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I think the last one is a reach simply because.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: That she was maybe flirty and he wasn't responding and
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: then it turned into negativity.
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: Oh, she could have been flirting, but I don't think
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: she developed a thing for him just because... Well, just
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: because he's not as hot as Ryan Reynolds, and she
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: has three kids, and she just had a baby.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Right, but if you're not feeling the attention from Ryan Reynolds,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: and you're like, I'm going to do these sexy fucking scenes.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to show him, like, you know, he
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: better realize he married the hottest thing that ever walked
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: the earth.
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: And somehow in thinking, hmm, yeah, I want to do
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: this hot movie with Justin. Yeah, I want to. Like,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I've never had the only... Sexual scene I've ever done
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: in my 25 years of marriage is I played in
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: a sketch. I played Amy Winehouse, rest in peace, when
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: she was real fucked up. And I had to do
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: a sketch where I drank a smoothie and then made
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: it look like puke while I made out with one
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: of our PAs, who was a man.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Was he hot?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's still cute. Ryan, love you. Ryan also lost
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: his home in the fire.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: But love Ryan. And yeah. And so that was the
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: only time. But I have always been like to legally
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: like be able to touch like a whole different person.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: And very full on sex scenes too.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: And maybe if your husband is like not as, you know,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: romantic with you or whatever and you're just like, let
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: me show him. Not that she was going to, like,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: screw him, but I don't know. There could have been
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: an underlying thing in her head. We'll never know. But
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: since you've put it out there in three lawsuits for
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: us to analyze, discuss, we are going to discuss all
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: the players. So I have gone back and forth. I
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: did an episode with Coco Moco, and she was very
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: pro-Blake Lively a couple weeks ago. We got some hate
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: for it. Then Justin's thing came out. And now people
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: are going through that.
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: So I'm getting word that there's some scripts flying in
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: for you.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah. That's right.
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: Wait, hold on.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: I think William.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Morris has some.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Very highly sexualized.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: One's called Sex in the Basement.
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: One's called Doing It with the Plumber.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: One's called P.A. P.A. P.A. Yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Bring them. Bring them, you guys. Bring them.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Like, why not?
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: One's called The Tuscan P.A.
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: Oh, there's so many.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: The May, December.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Peter will only be coming for the free craft services,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: and then we'll be like, oh, you have to fake
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: having someone go down on you? Oh, that's all right.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Then as someone's fake going down on me, I can
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: hear him talking way too loud for craft services. Yeah.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: talking about how his flying lessons had to be canceled.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: And I'll be like, Peter, I am faking an orgasm.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Can you guys tell Peter that he has to be
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: quiet on set? And then he's like, oh, sorry. And
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: then he leaves.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: We have been a part of the Peter talking too loudly.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, he'll tell Raquel, I was standing outside and it
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: was too cold.
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: Meanwhile, the.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Police showed up. Heather, we have to go. Just telling stories.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Just telling stories. So in hearing all of that and
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: you have not– there are people that have gone through
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: all 179 pages. What do you think of it all?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: And then we'll get into our– Who released the text?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Was it him or was it her or both?
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: She released text that then in her complaint in which
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: then in his complaint he was like, wait a minute.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: This was taken and doctored and not completely shared by
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: either her and or New York Times. So that is
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: what sparked his to go forward and go, no. I
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: think he realized whatever this was, he could walk around saying,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: everything I've done, I've never done one thing wrong and
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: it was misinterpreted, whatever. There's a couple of schools of thought.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Is he just trying to get away from those accusations
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: that really are like career debilitating, any kind of sexual harassment,
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: any kind of weird stuff? Things that happened, you know,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: like he had some friend of his play a role
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: in the birth scene as like a doctor. And she
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: was in the birth scene was like very uncomfortable for her.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: She wanted less people there. She felt like she wasn't
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: being properly like covered in the scene. Like there's all
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: of that in her complaints about Justin. So there's all
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: of that. I mean, I think it's clear to say
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: she's probably not the most delightful person on set. She's
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: probably very entitled. She might go after your man. She
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: is very pretty and knows it. She thinks she's funny
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: and she's not. So a lot of her jokes and
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: stuff don't land and it's just like weird, awkward bitchiness.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: So I think that's all true. And as a Bostonian,
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: do you recall when she played kind of the fucked
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: up girlfriend of Ben Affleck in The Town?
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: Oh my God, I love The Town.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I love The Town Trio. It's my favorite movie.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: So fucking good.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: But I did not know a Boston accent. And I
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: actually thought she was good in that. But there's a–
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: some people either thought that's what made her be deemed
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: a good actress and some people thought it was the
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: worst acting on earth. But as a Boston person, I
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: can't determine a great accent from a bad accent.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: I don't remember it offhand, but I could listen to
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: it and tell you.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I thought she played a good trashy girl that was like.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I wonder if she hooked up with Ben Affleck because
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: he directed that movie.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I would hope so. I would like to hook up
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: with Ben Affleck still.
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: The town era is my favorite time because there's nothing sexier.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: than a bank robber, but who's a really good boyfriend,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: which is what he is. And so I, I mean,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I love that movie. But I don't know. So I
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: think there's that. I think we're getting another word on
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: the script. Wait, hold on.
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: I think it's that Ben Affleck directed sex bank robbing movie.
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, he's doing a new movie called The Village.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Right now they're playing a single mom.
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: It's a sequel to The Town.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: It's very sexual.
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and they need, that's right. He's a single dad now.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: The village is the village of Woodland Hills. Warner Center Village.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: The center village.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Where there's a cava and a sweetfish.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going to take down like a Chipotle.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: And there's a scene where you're actually, you know what,
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: you're the executive chef. And there's a scene where he
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: goes back and he goes, what's for dinner?
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: And you're like, I am.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: And then.
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: He lifts you on the thing and then.
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: He.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Doesn't ask how much you weigh.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: He doesn't need to know.
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: He doesn't need to ask.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: He's so buff. No, him and his rising phoenix horrible
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: back tattoo gives his backbone strength that Justin doesn't have.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Like rising from a phoenix back. So he'd use that
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: lower back to lift me up and plop me on
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: the counter of Chipotle.
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: Correct.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: And then have dinner on you.
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: That's right.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: That's the dragon.
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: Those are your two dragons right there.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I'm... Loving that idea. And then I think we can
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: all agree that Justin is... a guy who deems himself
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: as a male feminist and overly man, and is a
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: total mansplainer. And thinks he's this like evolved person who's not.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: And also panicked and whatever, when he felt like, shit,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I'm losing this movie and I don't know what to do.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: So I think we can agree they're both kind of
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: gross people.
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: Just awful.
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: I think the biggest takeaway for me is just how
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: upsetting it is that these bot farms can be hired
• 30:12
  Speaker 8: and then just invade the fucking internet and trash you.
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: And then now you are responsible for hiring another bot
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: farm to go trash that person and And if it
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: were real public sentiment, that'd be one thing.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: But we know that it's not.
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: We know from experience that even when that time a
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: long time ago when like the Selena Gomez people came
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: for you, they were all bots.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I know. To remind people, I did a funny– I
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: did a story where– one of those stories you get
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: obsessed with. Where is Selena Gomez's best friend who gave
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: her a kidney? Because there was a cover of a
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: magazine that said, my best friend, and it wasn't the
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: girl who gave her the kidney.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: So I was like, okay. And now I don't care
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: if somebody wants– if I have to– if I get
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: the bots today because I now understand what it is.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: But when I started to get all the hate and
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: the steak stuff, I just was imagining– like all these
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: like teenagers, like, like getting out of algebra to like
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: write me. And I was like, how do they have
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: time to do this? Like, how, what is this? Like
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: you're in Frankenstein. Yeah. Like I literally was like, oh
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: my God, I'm imagining all the, from all over the world,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: like all these teenagers that happen to listen to Juicy Scoop.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, I didn't know that. Like my demographic
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: was like 15 year old. And then I realized, oh no,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: they must have some type of, thing that the minute
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: someone says anything possibly negative, they have a thing that happens.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: And I don't think it's Selena being like, go. I
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: think it's whatever is working her team.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: It's her team.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: And so, yeah, I think now going forward, I love
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: that it was exposed. I do think these bots are
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: going to have less power and be less valuable and
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: people take less credence. But it's that feeling of where
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: they would have conversations with each other. So then there
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: could be a page six article, the internet's ablaze. um,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: everyone's talking about it. Everybody's saying that, you know, Blake
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Lively was a bitch in this interview and dah, dah, dah, dah, dah.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: And like, that's what she was saying that it was a,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: like a definite campaign. And that I believe was just
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: in part of that. That's he's saying no, you know?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: So that'll, it's a hard, it's a very hard thing
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: to prove too.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: And people, it's like an impossible thing off by her interviews,
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: by like everybody, go out and get your florals on
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: and head out to see the movie.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: And it's like, No, I don't really think that's the
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: right tone.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: But then also there's evidence that it was– that was
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: her direction from the studio to not talk about DV
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: in interviews, to only talk about get your girlfriends. And
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: she says that we're going to make it a different–
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: people are going to get something different from this movie
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: than they did from the book.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: Why are we trying to make it some kind of
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: Sleepless in Seattle?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Why did they ever pick this movie?
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: Honestly, she always writes books like that too. But she
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: still picked a different Colleen Hoover novel.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: Do something else then. If you want to do a
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: sexy romantic relationship movie, why.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: Are we doing.
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: Well, do The Village. Do The Village. Do The Village.
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: The Village of.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: The Village of... Come on.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one square
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: before bed.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Or two. You know. Nobody's watching. You deserve a treat.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: With eight flavors to choose from, you can choose the
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: flavor you favor with Cadbury Dairy Milk.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: filed against me. When your free will was about to
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: be taken from you, what would you.
• 34:06
  Speaker 9: Do if it was given back? Where did that need
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: come from, where you thought that you had to succeed
• 34:12
  Speaker 9: in order to feel loved?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: I need a home dad.
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: What happens next?
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: When I came in, he started crying.
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 34:25
  Speaker 9: happens next.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to pull punches.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 34:50
  Speaker 10: I feel like we got the horses that represent our personalities.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, that was the funniest scene from Real Housewives of
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Salt Lake City, the season finale.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: The best.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: They are in Puerto Vallarta, and whether you watch the
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: show or not, you're going to love this discussion because
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: this was an episode like no other. No other. And Meredith,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: they all went horseback riding. Housewives either have to go
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: horseback riding or... or go on a camel you know
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: and in doing it she farted and the mic picked
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: it up and then I didn't pick it up but
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Julie and Brandy did and you guys posted it and
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: it is fucking hilarious.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: It's the best thing she ever did and she laughs
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: and she laughs I heard it I was.
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: Like Julie Julie Julie you're gonna die you're gonna die
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: Julie stop what you're doing I was like and I
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: rewound it and.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Julie did die because it's so.
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: On brand for her I knew it was I knew
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: it would never be mine alone again And it would
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: only be Julie's. She has watched it 900 times, got
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: that clip, posted it. And then she's had an existential
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: crisis where she's like this, like, do we love Meredith now?
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I think so.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Well, we were kind of off Meredith. Yeah. I don't
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: just I want to go on record and say at
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: this time, because Mary has stopped running her church, I
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: don't dislike any of these girls. OK, I don't dislike
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: any of them. But now let's just talk about what
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: happened in the final scene of this episode.
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: Are we going to go back and talk about how
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: Meredith said, I let you in my home with the recording?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Because that was a.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Pure comedy, too.
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: So let's go back. Okay, the previous episode, they're in
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Puerto Vallarta. The new girl... Brittany, who is a professional
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: singer who is on and off with Donny and Marie's
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: nephew of the Osmond Klang. Jared. He's real thirsty. Because
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I follow her now like on TikTok or Instagram. And
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: she's always singing. Like she was singing a song throughout
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: like a Hawaii airport. And he's took her, you know,
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: her hair extensions and he's acting like her. while she
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: films them and they're just oh god they're trying.
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: And their team is doing the utmost but i gotta
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: say she has she has like a bot farm has
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: like saturated social media yeah she's really done done done
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: it well i mean she's definitely she's.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Pretty entertaining i don't know that she has any real
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: friendships with anybody i don't really care yeah she's pretty
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: entertaining so she's not in the poster but you know
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: maybe next year she gets a snowflake so she um
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: They're on the bus, the Sprinter vans, fighting about something.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Now the cameras are filming it, they know that. But
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: they catch her recording the conversation. They must have seen
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: that she put it and was like on her thigh
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: recording it. And they're all like, what are you doing?
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, I wasn't. While you guys were
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: fighting about something really fucking juicy, I was trying to
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: FaceTime my daughter. Like completely gets caught. admits it that
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: doesn't admit it. And it's so embarrassing.
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: It's so embarrassing. It's so intense.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been caught doing something like that?
• 38:02
  Speaker 8: No, I only have sent the email to the person
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: I'm talking shit about, sent the text to the person
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: I'm talking shit about, answered the phone while thinking I'm
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: ignoring the call and been like, oh, just like, when.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Is he going to.
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: Julie, we had this one where I was taking... this,
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: like I had to take something to my manager and
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: I answered the phone on the, like he called and
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: I was.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Just like, he fucking sucks. I just want to drop him.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: And I looked down and I see that it's on
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: the phone and I start screaming. Julie had to pull over.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: You mean you actually, it wasn't a voicemail? Like you
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: were actually calling?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: He called and I went to ignore it.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: And you answered it.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: And then I'm just like, I just want to fucking
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: drop him. Like he's so worthless. And then I see
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: it and I.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: Go, ah!
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: And I start screaming. Julie's like, oh my God, oh
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: my God.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: And she pulls over on Moorpark and I'm like, ah!
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: And she's like, it's fine, it's fine. And I'm like, ah!
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't even want to go to his office.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I was dying. I was dying. Okay, speaking of that,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I have had two awful things happen. One was the guy,
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: the current agent I had like doing one thing had
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: the first name of another one doing another thing.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: And they were like- But their names are like Noah
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: or something, right?
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: We'll just call them Noah, okay? So this was many
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: years ago. None of these people are in my representation
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: camp now. So, because it's only Drake and Peter. Just kidding.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Because of this incident.
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: No.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: But I, like the big agency was named Noah and
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: the little person that was still booking my standup was
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: named Noah. And the big agency was like, we really
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: want to bring you in here to see if we
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: can also cover that. And I was like, Okay, Noah,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: because whatever. Anyway, in the email, the one that was
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: not supposed to be privy to it got it because
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: in putting it. So that has also happened to me
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: as a Heather.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, right.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: A few times where whoever is representing me at the
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: time is also representing similar Heathers. So I've seen deals
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: happen where I'm like, oh. I'm glad she's doing so well. Yeah,
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: now I know her rate. And then– but also I
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: just remember like the whole thing for Heather Dubrow came through.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Because my– at the time email that I was using
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: with the agent was Heather Tobias. And so I think–
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: And I remember I'm going– Well, if she doesn't take this,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, could I do it? And they're like, oh, no.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, of course. I'm like, listen, who cares? Like,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: it's a mistake. Whatever. I don't care. Like, but I think, yeah,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: that's happened. Or if you scroll down, it's sometimes you've
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: been late, like, including a thread. And you're like, oh,
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: my God.
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: And you get to see it all.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: There's that.
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: But also.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: I had something that to this day haunts me. I
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: might cut this out and save it for Patreon. I
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: don't know. Because it just feels so geeky.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: It's good for Patreon, though, if it's juicy.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: In this case with Britney, I don't know what she
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: was using it for. Because I don't know what she
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: could really use it for. You'd be usurping the producers, right?
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: What they got annoyed at is that, and to be clear,
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: I was so uncomfortable with how hard they went on
• 41:29
  Speaker 8: her in that van.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I felt that was way overblown. And she did seem
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: like a little lamb.
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: That didn't know whether she, because she isn't really the
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: sharpest tool. And she is very entertaining and she's beautiful.
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: And I like and I enjoy watching her. But, you know,
• 41:42
  Speaker 8: she's not as savvy as those girls.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: It's her first season. And they went in so hard,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: it felt... it did not feel right or good.
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: I thought it was horrible karma, but I will say,
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: I think their issue was that she now has receipts
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: on her phone that if that scene or any scene,
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: even what she was filming was a fight between, I
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: think Lisa.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: And Bronwyn or Bronwyn telling.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Whatever it was.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: She, she now has the receipts.
• 42:09
  Speaker 8: And so that if the producers don't air it, she's
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: got the full fight and they, and they don't have
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: the control over that, you know? So, I think that's it.
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: It's like, we don't keep receipts because if the edits,
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: bless you, if the edits bad or whatever.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: I think her intention was just that of being like,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: oh my God, this is pretty juicy. Let me just like,
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: I have my phone right here. Let me just do it.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know that she would have done anything with it,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: but I also get why they were like, you don't
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: fucking do that. We have to know that, that yes,
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: we're doing this in front of the cameras, but we
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: are not to be Feeding this to bloggers, sharing it
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: with other people, putting it out, holding it as, you know, ransom,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: like that. So that leads us to now the final
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: scene of the finale.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Because this is the queen franchise of these things with
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: the bloggers.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, this and OC, but, like, they deal a
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: lot with bloggers.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: This is more than anything.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot with bloggers here.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: So we get to the end, and out of nowhere,
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Whitney goes, Yeah, I mean, I've been talking to Monica.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: And Heather's like, wait, what? You've been talking to Monica?
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: To remind everybody, Monica was Reality Von T's blogger who
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: got revealed in the other explosive finale of this same
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: series when the wind was blowing.
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: And Heather says, I figured it out that Monica, the
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: new housewife, was actually this blogger that was talking to
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: all of us and spilling shit about all of us and,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever. So she got the boot. And she's like,
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: why would you be talking to Monica? Because I want
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: to know the truth. I don't even know why she
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: said that. And so they're like, you know, and so
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: then Heather gives this speech that is like, we have
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: to face what people say about us, about our looks,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: about our families, about our business, about our character all
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: over the Internet every day. We don't need to do
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: it to each other. This should be a sisterhood. We
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: should be able to work together and know that we
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: should not be participating in what then gets put out
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: there from these people. And I'm watching it for the
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: first time thinking, yeah, that's really true. That's really true.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: I'm so bummed this is part of The Housewives because
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: it certainly didn't exist five years ago on these shows,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: you know, and now it's such a part of it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: And it's annoying because they all make friends with these
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: people and they all divulge things. And, you know, and
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: the people, it's not their fault either. They get the
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: scoop and they want to help one that they think
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: is their friend that happened so much in New Jersey.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Almost took that franchise down. By the way, Jen Shah
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: is coming back. Her sentence has been reduced again. Looks
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: like she will be out in the beginning of 26.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I thought November 2025.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: This year.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: No, it's 26.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: But it could be shortened again because the prison that
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: she's at in Texas is one that keeps reducing your
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: thing as long as you're doing all the stuff and
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: participating and being good and all that kind of stuff.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: It's gone from eight years to like three?
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: I'm fine with it.
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: I think when you do a nonviolent crime, you should
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: be spending less than a year in jail.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Personally. Well, she did screw over a lot of people
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: for their money.
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: I know she screwed you.
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: You'll have to pay fees and I think there's things
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: you can do for... But I think to take up
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: space and to pay taxes for people in prison, for
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: me personally, I want you to be doing a violent crime.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: So Heather says that about all of this. And then
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: she goes, I know what we're going to do. Of course,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I'm paraphrasing. I know what we're going to do to
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: be able to move forward. We have all said... awful
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: things about each other. And we have all texted each
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: other awful things about each other. Now, every single one
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: of us is going to pull out their phones and
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: look through the text messages of the last five years
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: and find the meanest thing that we've said about somebody
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: to another person here, hand it to the person in
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: which we ripped them a new asshole, said the awful thing,
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: and now they're going to be reading it on camera.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: And all of a sudden, everyone seems to find it
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: before the next course is. I'm going to say right now.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: I said on my Patreon, I think this entire thing
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: was scripted. I don't think anybody texts those messages to
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: each other. I don't think anyone... They wrote them. Do
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: I think they've said it? Yes. Do I think these
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: are the sentiments that they have said to their individual producer?
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: The individual producers put this together and they're like, you're
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: all doing it. You all are in this together. You
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: guys are a top show. It is entertaining. So I
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: do believe this is how everyone felt about each other.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: But I don't believe... And there'll be never any proof
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: to it because they'll go to the grave with it.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: But I don't believe that they ever put those things–
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: mostly because some of them don't fit their narrative. It
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: doesn't fit their point of view or the way they
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: write or talk. And so like the one about Mary– And.
• 47:18
  Speaker 8: You wouldn't hand your phone– because when Angie hands it
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: to Bronwyn, all I thought was like, how are you
• 47:24
  Speaker 8: not just going like, And looking like if you talk
• 47:27
  Speaker 8: that shit, what did the person say back to you?
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Because it was because it was a screen grab of that,
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: that they all had ready to go. In my opinion.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: They had it ready. I agree. In my opinion. And
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: also she like laughed. OK, if if I was faced
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: with this. Now, listen, I don't have to be on
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: a reality show. OK, I haven't sold my soul or whatever.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: So I would have just taken my phone and said, oh,
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: fucking no. But also I don't write shitty stuff because
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: I'm a Gen X woman. If we're going to– if
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: I'm going to talk shit, we're going to meet in
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: person or I'm going to tell it to you on
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: the phone. I don't text stuff. I can't believe people
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: are still texting stuff. So that's why also– but they
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: could have. They could have. But I still believe. So
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: it was like at least I'm not– so Angie's to
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Bronwyn and Bronwyn is married to Todd– who is like
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: 27 years older than she and is very wealthy and
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: wears the crazy outfits. And Angie skips her the phone
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: and she's like, starts to cry. At least I'm not
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: like Bronwyn. And she's reading it about herself. I mean,
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: this is straight out of like Mean Girl Heather's, worse
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: than anything I've ever seen. Who's married to a man
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: who has one foot.
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: In the grave.
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: She's already crying.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: And the other on a banana peel. And then it
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: was like, I don't know if she said something, gold digger,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: blow job.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: She said she can't hear because her ears are stitched
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: too tight to her head.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Tightly to her head.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, did she have that little surgery that people pin
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: the ears back?
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: According to Angie, we never had noticed.
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: She doesn't listen.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you, a pin back ear job
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: has been around for 50 years. And it is the
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: easiest thing to do if you or your kid has it.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Pin those ears back.
• 49:15
  Speaker 8: There's literally no reason not to. It's not even that expensive. Like,
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: thank God if she did get her ears pinned back, good.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: I don't want to don't.
• 49:20
  Speaker 10: Know why are we talking about somebody who got two
• 49:25
  Speaker 10: pins in her ear every single year and your tits
• 49:28
  Speaker 10: are coming out of your shirt and i like this
• 49:30
  Speaker 10: i mean they're all great yeah but we can't we're
• 49:32
  Speaker 10: not no any bit.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Any like What I love about the housewives is they've
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: all done this when they're like, yeah, you've had two
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: nose jobs. So have you. But I only had one.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Well, mine wasn't that great. I had to go back
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: some time. It's the same thing when people in high
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: school used to say, oh, do you have acrylics? I do,
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: but they're mine underneath. Yeah. Well, of course. You have
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: a big chunk of like, they're mine underneath. Yeah.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Every time. Yeah. Some of these are mine and some
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: of these are not.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Like, what are you saying? Like, who cares? It's that
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: same thing. Yes. So she says that. That's horribly mean.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Then Mary goes, okay, Heather, I'll let you read mine.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: And Heather goes, Heather has changed ever since she became
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: So famous and successful and so much better looking. She
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: isn't the same Heather that I knew. She doesn't seem
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: to care about the little thing. I don't know what
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: her speech was, but it was, and she said successful
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: like three times.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Hers was one of the better ones.
• 50:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: And that definitely felt like it was.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: I think Heather's got a spinoff coming for the beauty
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: lab because since the show has started, she had it first,
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: but now she has like two or three.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: And because it said successful, but it didn't mention the
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: book and you couldn't say the fame of the show.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: And this is the same person that also said, yeah,
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: I called you inbred because you look like that. And
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: now she wrote Yeah, eloquent. Now she wrote this nice thing.
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: Like not thought out.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Now I'll tell you, this wasn't my first thought when
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: I watched it. That night, that morning, I believed it.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: And then I thought about it more. And now I've
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: come to this conclusion. It doesn't take away the fact
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: that the show is so fucking entertaining and I cannot
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: wait for the reunion.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: So then we get to the juicier part.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Which is literally like tomorrow.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Whitney. Whitney. Whitney goes, okay, here's something that I wrote.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: And she gives it to Lisa. And Lisa goes, OK,
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: let me read this. I wrote it to a different friend.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: No one care. I was like, I thought that was
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: the rule. So she's like, we were at just an
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: hour at a party and a girl wanted to join
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: us as a third. And she said, I have already
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: been vouched for because I've made out with Lisa while
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I gave her husband a jerk while I jerked her
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: husband off.
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: Wait, what?
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: This is fucking disgusting. What are you talking about? And
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: she's like, what? I don't know it's true. The girl
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: walked up to me and said that. I don't know
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: that it's true, but that was the meanest thing I wrote.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: So I decided to put it on the show. Like, what?
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, my God. And then she's like,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: this is terrible. I mean, this is worse than when
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: everybody said that Angie's husband was getting circle jerks. And
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Angie goes, what? My husband wasn't in a circle jerk?
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: And she throws a napkin. Her tit pops out. Why
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: are you bringing up my husband and his gay rumors? Well,
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying because he did. Like, why is it
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: about me doing it? Oh, my God. First of all,
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I definitely think Whitney and Justin are swingers in some effect. 100%.
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: A million percent.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: There's a million stories. Not a million, but there's a
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: handful of stories. She did this.
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: She's like, who hasn't given two hand jabs under a desk?
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: She has a deep throat. It's a champagne bottle.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: She puts a champagne bottle all the way to here
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: with no hands.
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: Who?
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Whitney. Oh, she did?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Like on their yacht.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: She's clearly very sexual. Yeah.
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: They're clearly.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: So I don't know what.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: That was a rumor the very first season.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That they were swingers.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: And she got mad. And it was like about Meredith
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: and Meredith.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: I know a good story about a rumor, but it
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: was told to me directly. Just that they were out
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: with good friends. And then this girl participated in a
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: threesome with the good friends. Not with them.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: It was probably the same friends that boned down with
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Lisa and all what's-his-name, Lance Armstrong.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Listen, we will never know the Lisa stuff. There was
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: rumors that she was giving BJs for jazz basketball tickets.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: And that's when we encouraged you to do so.
• 54:06
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: And I also love that that storyline confused people, that
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: they're like, who wants to see a jazz band that bad?
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: And they're like, no, it's the basketball team.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: Why do they always get so.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I'm on Lisa's side, though.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that. It is so low. The show has
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: gotten so low that you're like, breaking down a 20
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: year marriage with two kids trying to say that she.
• 54:26
  Speaker 8: Some rumor that she's never going to be able to
• 54:28
  Speaker 8: shake now it's so gross Whitney it is gross I
• 54:32
  Speaker 8: agree I don't.
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: Like the hypocrisy of the sex stuff on these shows
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: like they they'll for one one hand it's like he's
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: got a he's got a huge dick and it's all
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: the stuff about guys they want to get with and
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: the kind of sex they have and guys and dicks
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: and stuff but then they weaponize it It's like they
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: aggrandize it and then they weaponize it. And it's annoying.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: I think it's because I believe the producers have too
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: much of a hand in all of it. I really,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: really do. And because they're like, we need to make
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: this interesting and fun. We want it to be good.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: And then the girls are like, okay, we know we're
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: part of a show. We can't take it seriously. Maybe
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: they call each other after and they're like, But this
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: reunion looks pretty off the hook coming up. And they
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: bring up Lisa with another boyfriend and, you know, Meredith.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: There was always that, you know, that, you know, Meredith–
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Lisa had said about Meredith having sex with half of
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: New York. And then did they share– did she and
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Jen Shaw both date somebody? That's right. In Heather's second book,
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: she said that Monica made out with– Jen Shah's husband
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: or he hinted at it and then Monica said that's
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: not true it's like yeah it's a lot of cheating
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: and all that stuff because it's, that is what's juicy. Like, right.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: It's not, she stole my spice cake recipe. Right. It
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: was my grandmother's recipe. She stuck in my house and
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: she stole my spice cake recipe. That is not the
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: housewives we care about either. So they give us what
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: we're asking for. And then we call like morality on it.
• 56:05
  Speaker 7: Heather Gay though is the biggest one.
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: And again, we like all of them, whatever, but she
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: loves to stir the pot. And like be undermining. And
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: then when that person's like, oh, and then be like, no,
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: I'm your friend.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: I think Heather is the Tamra judge.
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: She is. She keeps it going. She's fun to watch.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: She's blonde. And she does what the producers ask of her.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: She definitely knows.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: We still don't know what happened with her fucking black guy.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: I think she woke up with a black guy that
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: day from either getting drunk or rolling on something or
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: falling in the middle of the night or whatever it was.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: And they said. okay, you're going to do a big
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: reveal to Meredith. You're going to keep it secret. You're
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: going to keep, now this is keeping you, now what
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: you've only revealed in your book. Did she ever reveal
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: it in her book? I feel like we never found
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: out because I don't think she knows. I don't think
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: she really knows. I think, It was a very drunken night.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: And I mean, who hasn't woken up from a drunken
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: night and been like, how the fuck did I get
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: this bruise on my thigh? And you don't really remember,
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever. Or it didn't hurt when you did
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: it and you rolled back into bed. I mean, it's like,
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: so that is what happened. And we'll never know.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: She never said, that's for sure.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But we're going to be watching that.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Can't wait.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Okay. This is Bachelor news. I watched this season of
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: The Bachelor and I followed this guy. This was Matt.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: He was the first black bachelor. He had a white mom,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: black dad. He was tall. And I watched this season.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: It was Chris Harrison's last season of The Bachelor. And
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: he was falling for this girl. And before we knew, Rachel,
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: before we knew who was going to be picked, Chris
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Harrison did an interview. And it had come out– the
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: people on the internet found out that when she was
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: a freshman in college, she went to a Lady Antebellum party. Oh,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: I remember that. And wore old-fashioned 1880s outfits that this
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: frat had. But the frat had said, stop having this party.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: And this frat that she got invited to, they still
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: had it. And there was a photo of her. So
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: they brought it up to Chris and he– Was not
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: at the time. It was just a big nightmare time.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: And he was still kind of defending her as an
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: 18 year old who got invited to a party. I
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: believe knowing that she was the winner. So then it
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: comes out and she is the winner. But then when
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: they sit down with the new host after Chris Harrison had,
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: you know. Mutually decided to leave or whatever with your
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: money and, you know, go away. Right. They had this guy,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know his name, black host. And he's interviewing
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: him and she's sitting there and he, like, won't look
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: at her, Matt. And just, I need to talk. I've
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: been seeing, you know, people about this and everything. And
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: so they act like they're not together anymore because everyone's like,
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: you can't be with this girl who went to this
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: party when she was 18.
• 59:07
  Speaker 9: So.
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: Hi.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: I go do The Bachelor. Okay. I do one and
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: I find out they were secretly dating the whole time. Wow.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: And I was like, And you threw Chris Harrison under
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: the– like I just kind of was like, I don't care.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about this on Juicy Scoop. Like it is
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: so– so then I keep watching them and now they
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: come out. We found ourselves back in love, okay? And
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: now they– for the last four years, they go and
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: he just feeds her food. Like every– it's all about
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: going and traveling and eating the best food. pizza with
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: hot honey on it. The craziest gnocchi you've ever had.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: And she's very pretty and she like doesn't have to
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: wear makeup. And it's always her being like taking a
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: big bite and him filming her eating and they go
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: on these trips and they've been doing this for four years,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: but they never got engaged.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden Friday, he says, we're,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: we're broken up, but like, thank you God or something.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: And it was, And it was two hours after he
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: had posted her eating something in London. So people thought
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: that he was hacked. They're like, wait a minute. Usually
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: people break up. People start to notice they're not tagging
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: each other. They're not following each other. It's been a
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: month since they posted. No more food. Are they anorexic?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Why aren't they eating this food? And then we do
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: a mutual with the help of our friends and family, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Please respect our privacy at this time. We're going to
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: be best friends forever, but we aren't staying together. As
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: best friends do, you know. And now we know that
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: she was totally blindsided. Her sister, like, commented, was like
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: she had no idea. I think people are speculating, did
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: she break up with him or did he break up
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: with her? But he went– And posted this right away.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Just like the Brianna Chicken Friday.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: And so that I just– because that was probably like
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: one of the– I haven't really been watching it religiously since.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: So this one I really remember well. And I did
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: like watching their eating videos. I thought they were so
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: fucking cute. I felt it was very sad that they
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: had to pretend not to be in love because the
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: internet hate was so incredibly strong. For her?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: And I was like I can't wait for them to
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: come forward and tell how they like– had to pretend
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: to not be together just so that he like wouldn't
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: be crucified. And, you know, but also I felt he was,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: that's also wasn't fair to her to pretend like, like she,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: I felt like it was like, it felt like it
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: was something that would happen 50 years ago. We can't
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: be together. Why are we, what are we doing?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: It's 2025.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: But because of that time, it wasn't 2025 though, it
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: was 2020. And it was that time. And it was
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: like canceled. But so anyway, I'm dying to now, See
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: why they broke up. But also I would love to
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: have them come forward, whether on Juicy Scoop or somewhere else,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: and really tell what that was like. Who told them
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: that they had to pretend not to be seeing each other?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: And it's so crazy. So there's that. Now Jessica Simpson's
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: also getting divorced. How do you feel about that?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: I read that they say she's changed a lot since
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 8: her huge weight loss, that she's just She had always
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: been at school with her kids, you know, and her
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 8: kids are older.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're not older.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Just like Heather Gay. She's changed a lot.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's changed since her success.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when she got successful and thin, when she started
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: doing shoes and got into a size two pant.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Not the same mom.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: I think Mary might have written, Mary Cosby might have
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: written the article that I read on page six. But yeah,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 8: it says she's changed a lot. She's changed and no one, um,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: she's not at the school anymore. And then they did
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: all these, you know, sexy photo shoots and supposedly they
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 8: both been checked out. Fit and fidelity is not ruled out,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 8: but they both been checked out. It's not him being
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: into her and she's not into him. And, um, so
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: I don't know, but I mean, we know she has
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: been sober. She wrote a book about becoming sober. Um,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: So sometimes that's clarity.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes it's just the end. They have two or
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: three kids.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 7: You had your kids.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: You had a good run.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: It was nice.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: And then also, uh, Megan Markle, she decided to not
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: have her show premiere this month where she makes simple
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: things beautiful. And the theme song of that show, I
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: can't remember what it was, but it was like, she's like,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: and they're like, nothing's off limits. And like, like, Whatever.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: She cuts a piece of fruit and it squirts her
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: in the eye. And she's like, what? And I'm like, oh,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: crazy shit's happening in Montecito. She's filming it not at
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: her house. Not a surprise. Why wouldn't you film it
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: somewhere else? You could keep the lights there in the kitchen. Right. And,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: you know, she does crazy, innovative things. I remember reading
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: an article that all her friends call her the avocado
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: toast whisperer. Right? Because you can do other things with
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: an avocado toast. Some people put on... little red, um,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: you know, crushed red pepper, crushed red pepper. Some people do, um,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: the red onions that have been marinated.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: Oh, pickled.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Some people do like some, um, hard boiled egg. Not
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: pepito seeds.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, now we're getting so crazy.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. So she does things like take hummus and
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: then also add a little extra virgin oil on top.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: Of the hummus.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: Whoa.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Stop. No.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: What are we doing here?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. She also puts little pieces of fruit Where?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you can handle it. I don't know.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: In an ice cube tray, fills it with water. And
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: then the ice cubes are like decorative, but also have
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: a piece of fruit in them.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 6: That is too much. I'm almost like, I don't even
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 6: know how to hold it.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. And then she has some of her celebrity
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: friends just stop by. Someone else's house. And things aren't,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: she's selling you guys. It doesn't have to be perfect.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, so is she like, what's her name that was
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: that chef that would eat?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: She's the Martha Stewart that's not perfect. British. Nigella Lawson.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Nigella Lawson, who cooks and is beautiful, but it's
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: like messy.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's messy, messy. You know what? When I make frosting,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: I get my finger in it.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: I'm not even a, uh-oh, some fell on the floor.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: So Perez Hilton, I saw he commented, like, why did
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: she put off her show till March?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: And, you know, she said it's because of the fires.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: I thought that was a smart move.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: That's fair.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: What it is is I think she didn't want to
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: be doing the press for it and she doesn't want
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: to miss out on the press. So like this happened
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: kind of with COVID where there'd be something premiering and
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: sometimes it really helped that your thing premiered during COVID.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: But if you were one week off, it just disappeared
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: like my second special.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Well, probably if you're in a beautiful home doing beautiful
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: things inside while everyone lost their houses, you want to wait.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: So I think it was an agreement between her and Netflix.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: Let's do it in a couple months. When I can
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: really get in front of it, remind people of it
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: and all that without being criticized. So I don't think
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: that's a bad thing to do because even Dorinda on
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: Watch What Happens Live, when they were talking about the fires,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: she said, yeah, my press was canceled for traders. It's
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: crazy what these fires have done to people. I had
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: a whole– I had a flight set– for LA and
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: they told me don't go. Poor Dorinda. I cooked, I cleaned,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: I made it nice. And then there was a fire
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: and they said we don't need you on KTLA. What?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 6: Hashtag the Palisades.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Hashtag California Strong.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: Hashtag California Strong. I don't get that.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: I'm not a Meghan Markle fan.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: Here's the juice. Supposedly Page six reporting that Meghan Markle's
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: team reportedly shopped a book about her life post-divorce from
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Prince Harry to feel it out. If she wrote a book,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: you know, post-divorce, post-princess divorce, whatever it's called, after the— what
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: can we call it?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: It could be a good title. Anyway.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: After I ruined his life.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: After I took him from his family and destroyed his
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: entire life.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: You mean the divorce from him or divorce from the family?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: No, divorcing him.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Even though they're not divorced?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Right. Huh. That her team were like, look, what could
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: this garner? Because maybe if they, listen, okay, so think
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: you're thinking about a divorce and you're Meghan Markle.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: And you're like, we don't, you know, I'm, now the
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: other thing is he gets all this money from Diana.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: He gets a chunk of money from Diana.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: From whatever trust.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: But at least in America, even if you're married and
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: your spouse inherits something from his parent, that is not
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: community property. So let's say they get divorced and he
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: takes his Diana money. So she's like, look, if we
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: get divorced, I need to know that I'll write about it.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: I got to be, I got to know that there's
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: a market out there for like $ 10 million. And if
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: you tell me there is, we'll see. At least I
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: know that in the back of mind. I'm not saying
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: we get a divorce right now, but at least I
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: know that there's a pot of gold literally at the
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: end of the divorce rainbow. Now this could all be
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: a lie, but I would, if I was in her position,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: I would do the same, you know?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: She's like one of the most calculated.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: No, she's messy. She puts olive oil on hummus.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: I just, I don't know.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: I think every single move that they have made, that
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: she has made, that he has done to appease her,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: this is my opinion, is just, it's like, just smells of,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: you know it is it's the text the text messages
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: aren't real they're written and then you read them it's
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: just not real it's all just you're you're a what's
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: the word i'm looking for you're just a fake She's
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: just fake.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Calculated was good.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: Calculated.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: I don't like it.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, in the end.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 7: I mean, whatever.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: Do what you have to do. In the end, while
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: she's trying to, you know, do creative things that everyone
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: else has done.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Everyone else has done. Like, yeah, add something, a sprinkle
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: of goat cheese on the avocado toast. Who does that?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: Me.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Anyway, when she thinks to do something like that, she's
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: still coming home to just a balding redhead guy in
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: his 40s.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Playing with hummingbirds.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Who is not getting invited to anything great. You could
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: have had it all, though. He is not.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 8: He could have.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They could have.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: You could have stayed in that family. What you wanted
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: to do was you wanted to marry a prince and
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: then you took him away and whatever. But why didn't
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: you stay there?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: Because I think.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: Why didn't you just stay and fight the fight?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: Fight the battle?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Because I think it wasn't as fun as she thought.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: I think the gloomy weather was not as fun as
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: she thought. And she thought... We can become like billionaire Kardashians.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: And they did. They got the $ 100 million deal from Netflix.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: They're still getting a deal. They got the Yahoo or
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: whatever it was, Spotify deal for the podcast that nobody
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: listened to. But it's drying up. It's drying up because
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: they know they're not creative powerhouses.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: They're not likable.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: They're not creative powerhouses.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 7: There's nothing to hold on to.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: These are the Kardashians.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: You're holding on to– They're not.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: Seth MacFarlane, okay? No. Like they didn't– yeah, like, oh,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: you're just going to be churning out material like– Everything.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: You do, nobody likes because nobody likes you.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: Like you.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: And the jam never came.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: And where's the jam?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: The jam never came.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: And maybe if the jam was delicious or maybe if
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: the goat cheese on the avocado toast was mind-blowing, but
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: you're not doing anything that's– we're not blown away by.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: Any of it.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 8: The next show is going to be like, we go
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 8: to bars– Together. And we see how it said everyone
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 8: who's ever pitched a show.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: Here's an idea.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: We walk around. With our celebrity friends.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: We go to bars.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: We go.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: We have a drink.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: We have a laugh. Like. Okay. Also, Jessica Alba supposedly
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: getting divorced, too.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: I think from Andy Cohen.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: It does look like him. It totally does. Cute guy.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: He is cute.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Cash Warren. And, you know, they have or she has
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: the Honest Company, which is huge. Huge. And that's, you know,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: like baby care and skin care and everything throughout Target.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: So we'll see what happens. They have three kids, how
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: that's going to split up. But one thing you don't
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: do when your friend is going through divorce is continuing
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: a funny texting relationship with their husband. How do you feel,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: because I've talked about it, about Kyle defending herself, continuing
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: a texting relationship with PK as well? Dorit and him
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: are separated?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 8: If I were to go back into my phone and
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 8: do the text game that they did on Salt Lake City,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 8: what everyone would find would be a search history consisting
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 8: of Kyle's lips. And you might not really realize how
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 8: fruitful that is. Just pop into Twitter and put in
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 8: Kyle's lips, and it's many, many, many, many, many tweets.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 8: And like the people on Twitter, I found it hard
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 8: to concentrate on the show because all I could see
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 8: were her lips.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: What is it about? Well, I know she got new teeth,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: and I think her smile really has changed, but I
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: think that's more about the teeth than lip filler.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I think it's the teeth and the lips. I don't know, Julie,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: you– Julie can do it.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: She can't even speak. It's so puffed out and blown up.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: She doesn't have a control of letters.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Kyle.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like, I'm not texting PK.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 7: And I don't mean to.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 6: She can't even say PK.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 7: She can't say PK.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: It's just like, I will stop texting PK.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: KK! Yeah, you're right. It is kind of like that.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like, I'm done with this, Dorit. I'm
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: not doing this anymore.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like, it's too much.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Why don't you stop yelling at me with your vein
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: popping out of your head and tell me why, why.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what do you want from me?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: What more do you want from me?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 7: What more do you want from me?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: You need to.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: That's really good. You're right. You're right.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: Maybe it's a phase and they're going to go down
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: or whatever, but whatever she's doing.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Hopefully it does.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: Well, it's not going to go down because they go
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: to have a lovely massage that's coming this week. They're
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: having a massage day, I think, at Bo's house.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: And that's why everybody's so stressed.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: I think it looks like Bo's hired these guys that
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: came and did my party. I don't think you guys
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: came to that party. It was a while ago.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: But I had some massagers there.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: I had these three gorgeous black men come and like
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: massage us. And they like they market themselves like that.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's great.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: And it was amazing. And they came to our house.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: And from what I saw in the clip, I think
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: I think she stole my idea. And I think she
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: found them.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 7: They do.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: But just watching the clip made me want to get
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: a massage. But yeah, but they she leaves in a
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: tense moment. in the trailer.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: I like that Bo's Sutton, I mean, Bo's Dorit friendship.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 8: Because I'm really enjoying Bo's, like, just in general.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 8: And thank God Dorit's got someone because she would be
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 8: on an island if not.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Well, I think she also has Erika Jayne. I think
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Erika Jayne has really emerged as, like, a cool-ass chick who, like,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: is really kind of the audience, like, logically.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: And it's kind of like, You know, thanks for not
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: being there for me a couple of years ago, but
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: I'll still be here. You know, so they're like, she's like, yeah,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: when she did the therapy session and then the therapist
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: is like, you didn't have a, you know, a pizza
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: party or whatever. You know, she goes, no, I didn't.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: She's like, no, I didn't have a pizza party or
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: a slumber party or anything. I had no party at all.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: Just a pity party. So then they take her to
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Chuck E. Cheese, I think in West Hills. And I
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: have to say that was a really boring scene. It was.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: I almost fell asleep before they made her read the text.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: And then when she read the text, again, it looked
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: like it was a screen grab in which she had
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: removed something prior. And she says to PK, I'm here
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: for you. I'm your friend. Something positive about Dorit, too.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: But she said, just so you know, I will never
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: share anything that we talked about.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 7: Here's what I noticed on that tech, by the way.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: And that's when all their eyes opened.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: None of them were into her.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: There's no doubt, as Dorit, she knows, you guys talk
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: shit about me. You talked about me ad nauseum, who
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: knows how much. It could have been out of good.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: It could have been originally PK being like, you know, Kyle, like,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: I'm really struggling with Dorit. Do you have any advice?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: It could have been in confidence for giving advice to
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: let them stay together. But still, once you do that for...
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: couple times and they're and they're they're not getting along
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: then you got to say as the friend of the
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: girl hey i can't talk to you anymore like how
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: did she not realize that they've been separated for six
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: months and she's still doing this.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 6: Exactly yeah no it's not good when your friends well
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: i was gonna say is that what i saw on
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 6: the phone whatever she deleted or whatever so the phone
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 6: you see the the blue so that she read the
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: whole thing of like and i won't tell anyone Right
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 6: above it is him, I believe, it's him, with a
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 6: laughing face and.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 7: A four-leaf clover.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: And then hers was at the very bottom.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 8: So I was like, we know it's a screenshot, like
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 8: you said, but I was just like, well, what did
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 8: he say back? I would love to see what his
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 8: response was.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: Because she said, I've.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 8: Never shared anything, never told anyone anything you've shared with me,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: and I never would. And it's like, he's obviously told
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 8: her stuff that even probably Dorit doesn't know.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: Which is also why she was like, let's stay friends.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: And It's just so creepy.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 6: I wonder if she told him things that she doesn't
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: want out there.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's so creepy when it happens with friends,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: when you realize there's been a betrayal or with an
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: employee or whatever, and you realize, how long were you
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: talking shit about me as I walked around not realizing?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: But to think that it's your husband and someone you
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: consider one of your best girlfriends, who you have a
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: famous job with.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 7: It's a lot.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: Give to read. All the grace and, like, love she
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: deserves in this. You had your season last year with
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: your fake lesbian relationship. What happened when Garcelle goes, be
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: a lesbian or not? What was that reaction? I just
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: feel like she just kind of giggled.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: She was taking a bite of the nasty pizza and
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: just laughed.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they all just laughed. Nobody really got into it.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Then even in the interviews, they were.
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  Speaker 2: Just like, uh, uh.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: They were all acted speechless.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: Now I'm going to go on record.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 7: Here we go.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think they ever were lesbians. This is shocking.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: I don't think they were ever. Because no one is
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: a lesbian.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think they were ever lesbians together. However, she
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: did have a husband. She referenced him on a radio.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: Morgan Wade. Yeah. She had a husband who was in
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: her band. There is a video of her probably five
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: years ago. She still had a shit ton of tats.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: So it wasn't 10 years ago.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 6: So she's not actually a lesbian?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know that she's ever come out. Oh,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: my God. Now, this is some scoop. Well, now, this
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: is juice. There is a video of her on a
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: small morning show, local morning show, and she's like, so
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: I got, that's my husband, Billy, on, you know, guitar
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: and whatever. Oh, gross.
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  Speaker 7: I am today years old.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: There we go.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 7: I mean, hold on.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 6: Hey, guys, guess what?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: I have a husband, too.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 7: I've been keeping him secret. I didn't want anyone to know.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm. Listen. All right. don't know of any
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: other girl that may— has Morgan ever said— this is my girlfriend— has
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Morgan ever said, I'm gay? I think she could be gay,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: but I don't know. And now I feel— now that we
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: also know that she brought Kesha to the Viper Room
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: and Kesha said, oh, I met Kyle because Kyle came
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: in my DMs. Kyle just wants friends. Kyle just wants
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: famous girlfriends that are younger than her that are kind
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: of cool. And she's like, hey, I like your work.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: Why not hang out? I'm famous. Don't you want to
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: hang out with me? And then I think that actually
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Morgan and her did become friends and maybe she was
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: enamored with her. Maybe they, you know, diddle the do
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: on a night or two. But now I'm going on
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: record to say I think that we were fucking duped.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: I think we might have been duped.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 8: She played herself because Mauricio's off with his girlfriend making
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 8: out at the airport and is like, I don't need
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 8: you to buy me any towels.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: I've got towels. That's why I always will bring up
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: made-for-TV movie Betty Broderick killed her husband and his wife.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: And she thought as she dropped off each minor child
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: at his home with his 21-year-old girlfriend, oh, he won't
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: know how to make a tuna fish sandwich. He won't
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: know how to get them dressed for soccer. he'll realize
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: what a great situation he had with me as a homemaker.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Guess what? He learned how to make the tuna sandwich sandwiches.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: The kids all lived with him. And then she was
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: left alone and lost her mind. So don't think I'm
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: going to make him jealous and let him think I'm
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: a lesbian or he won't know how to light a candle.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: He does.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: He knows how to light a candle. He got a
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: concierge place, the staged apartment, and is doing just fine.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 6: Here's a little advice about the lesbian thing for any
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 6: women that think that that's going to make any man jealous.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: It doesn't. So I just want everyone to know that
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: that's the last thing.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 7: If you want to make a man jealous, get with
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 7: another man.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: Don't get with a woman because that's only nothing to
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 6: them as it is nothing to everybody.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know if her intention was making him jealous
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: or just to feel like I'm on this other journey.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like listening to different music. I'm dressing different. I'm
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: working out. I don't drink. All of it. But I
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: think she also, let's not forget, she is the aunt
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: of Paris Hilton. She was a child star at six.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: She has been on the show for 15 years. She
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: knows what gets attention. She knows how to call the
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: paparazzi and have them shopping. Do I think they have
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: a real friendship?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: And then I think Morgan goes, okay, thanks a lot.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: Now I'm on the bill with Alanis Morissette and doing
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: all these things. I don't want to be known as
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: the housewife's tattooed lesbian. You don't own me. This isn't
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: the audience I want. Just like when Matt Rife was like,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: I don't want a bunch of hot girls. I want
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: guys that also think I'm funny. You know, there are
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: people we know that say, I don't like this audience
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: I have. I'd like to move away. They may never
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: get that back. I won't. I want every single one
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: of my audience members. I don't care who you are,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: what you look like, where you're from. If you think
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: it's funny.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: Great.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: But I think so. That's why she's like, we can't
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: mention Morgan. Yeah, because she wants to distance herself from
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: this because she feels serious about her music, which her
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: music is good. So, OK, Morgan.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 7: OK, well, at the same time, then Morgan should have
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 7: made a music video with her.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: She shouldn't have also come and sang at the event.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: She showed up. The Kyle tattoo. Yeah, she should have
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: been there. She was like, I don't know. Kyle just
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: doodled a K on my pelvis. I didn't think anything
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: of it. I'd never even heard of TV before. I
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: came here and I was like, Beverly Hills, what's that?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: What's a real housewife? You mean you're really a housewife?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: I had never heard of Bravo Andy. Who is that?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: And then Yeah, no, she got everything she wanted out
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: of it. Yeah. And it's just like going forward, like
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: I want to separate myself from this weird. She probably
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: got all the weird fans that we all get. The
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: strange weird that wrote her. And she's like, oh, fuck.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: The baby reindeers.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: I mean. Yes. Girls. What have you got going on?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: This is an exciting day for your podcast. You've got
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: a lot to do. Oh, my God. You have a
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: lot to do.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 7: There's a lot going on, yes.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 6: Well, first of all, for this week, we do have–
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 6: someone did basically– so our podcast, MJ Podcast, is basically
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: like a liberal-leaning comedy political podcast. But this week, upon
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 6: the inauguration, we had somebody do the astrological charts for
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 6: all of the main people involved.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's fun.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 7: So we did have a very fun conversation. We're going
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 7: to try and keep it light. We're going to try
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 7: and keep it fun.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: If you want the news, but you don't want to
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 6: go too deep, but you do.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 7: Have the sensibility.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 8: But last week we talked to the representative from the
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 8: organization who did the incarcerated firefighters, which was really cool.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's really cool. Yeah, if you guys don't know.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: incarcerated firefighters came and really helped us along with so
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: many other cities that have come and states and countries.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: So thank you.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: And we learned a lot about that and how that
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 7: works and that organization. And that was cool.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 6: So those are the type of things that we're doing now.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: And there's a lot of fun to be had, I think,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 6: coming up in the next four years.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 8: We talk about politics like we're talking about reality TV.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: And it is liberal.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 8: But we have a Patreon where we don't do any politics.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 8: You can just go to julianbrandy.com. If you're interested in that,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 8: we just.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: And just their fun comedic chemistry and all the funny
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: stuff that they just do and everything. And then you're
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: going to come to see us March 1st.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: So book your hotels now because that's a busy time.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: But why not stay at the Agua Caliente? Just stay there.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: Then you're right there. You're not late. You got the pool.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: You got the gambling. You got the food.
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  Speaker 1: All of it.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: That's perfect.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 7: Can't wait.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Everything is at HeatherMcDowland.net. And everything for Brandy and
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: Julie is at– JulieandBrandy.com. JulieandBrandy.com. Thank you. Love you.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 10: Bye.
• 1:24:57
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• 1:25:00
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• 1:25:09
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