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- 0:00Speaker 1: Shazam! It's hour number three, and a boom shakalaka to
- 0:05Speaker 1: you and the Ben Maller Show. Don't forget, fifth hour podcast.
- 0:09Speaker 1: We have the Maller Travelog from Vegas, a recap of
- 0:13Speaker 1: the great Maller meet and greet. You can only get
- 0:15Speaker 1: that on the fifth hour Friday podcast, but new episodes
- 0:19Speaker 1: on Saturday and then again on Sunday as well. But
- 0:22Speaker 1: here in hour number three, how much credit does Roger
- 0:26Speaker 1: Goodell actually deserve to for the NFL becoming a financial juggernaut.
- 0:31Speaker 1: He picked up a four-year contract extension, Roger Goodell did. Also,
- 0:36Speaker 1: do you buy Quinton Lake's claim that other NFL teams, quote,
- 0:40Speaker 1: hate the Rams as they get ready to begin the
- 0:43Speaker 1: NFL season later this week in Australia? against the 49ers.
- 0:47Speaker 1: Does umpire Doug Eddings in baseball deserve credit for apologizing
- 0:52Speaker 1: to Cardinals rookie pitcher Hansel Rincon for his crooked hat
- 0:58Speaker 1: kerfluffle over the weekend? We'll examine that bizarre baseball controversy
- 1:03Speaker 1: and much more right now. Here it is, our number three. Well,
- 1:08Speaker 1: you can Roger that. You can Roger that.
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- 2:43Speaker 1: So our lead story this hour from the National. Football League.
- 2:49Speaker 1: And you can say Roger that. Roger that. Our lead
- 2:54Speaker 1: from the business of the NFL. So if you didn't
- 2:56Speaker 1: see this over the holiday weekend buried in the middle
- 2:59Speaker 1: of a holiday weekend, we have learned. that the NFL
- 3:03Speaker 1: owners have gotten together, the aristocrats, and they have decided
- 3:06Speaker 1: that Roger Goodell needs to stay around. Roger Goodell gets
- 3:11Speaker 1: a not one, not two, not three, but four-year contract
- 3:14Speaker 1: extension that will keep him as your commissioner of the
- 3:17Speaker 1: National Football League through 2030. So Roger Goodell will be
- 3:23Speaker 1: around until 2030 at least. If you didn't see this,
- 3:25Speaker 1: perhaps not. The previous deal was set to expire in
- 3:29Speaker 1: the spring of 2027, which is rapidly approaching. Goodell, who
- 3:35Speaker 1: is 67, has led the NFL as the commissioner since
- 3:39Speaker 1: September of 06. He has been the commissioner of the
- 3:43Speaker 1: NFL for a generation, and it will continue for longer.
- 3:47Speaker 1: So this marks his fifth contract extension. The financial terms
- 3:53Speaker 1: not disclosed, although business reports reporters saying that Goodell's getting
- 3:57Speaker 1: a contract at the minimum of four years, $ 260 million.
- 4:03Speaker 1: Let me repeat that for those of you that are intoxicated.
- 4:07Speaker 1: That's over $ 60 million or about $ 60 million plus per
- 4:11Speaker 1: year minimum. It is believed that his salary per year
- 4:15Speaker 1: is higher than any individual player in the NFL. And
- 4:20Speaker 1: more than 95% of Roger Goodell's compensation is performance-based. It's
- 4:26Speaker 1: tied to the league results. The NFL has a license
- 4:32Speaker 1: to print money now. It is subject to the NFL's
- 4:35Speaker 1: Compensation Committee's discretion. That sounds like a bureaucracy if I've
- 4:40Speaker 1: ever heard one. Yeah, the NFL Compensation Committee's discretion. Okay,
- 4:46Speaker 1: that is a good jumping-off point. Let us discuss the questions.
- 4:50Speaker 1: How much credit, how much credit does Roger Goodell actually
- 4:56Speaker 1: deserve for the NFL becoming this financial juggernaut and now
- 5:00Speaker 1: his latest contract extension? So I've got Coca-Cola, Boy Scouts
- 5:06Speaker 1: of America, and The Walk. And we will combine all
- 5:10Speaker 1: of these things together, and we're going to guzzle it
- 5:14Speaker 1: all down. Just going to guzzle it all down. So
- 5:17Speaker 1: to lead off here, the NFL owners. The ownership group,
- 5:22Speaker 1: the 31 owners and then the Packers are not owned
- 5:26Speaker 1: by any one person. It's a panel that does the Packers.
- 5:30Speaker 1: So the NFL ownership group, they treat Roger Goodell like
- 5:35Speaker 1: he's Steve Jobs. And spoiler alert! Spoiler alert! He's not. Oh,
- 5:42Speaker 1: you're such a hater, Mallard! Yeah, I know. Roger Goodell
- 5:47Speaker 1: is about as far from Steve Jobs as you can
- 5:49Speaker 1: possibly get. The NFL is a cow.
- 5:54Speaker 2: Moo.
- 5:56Speaker 1: It's a cash cow.
- 5:58Speaker 3: It is.
- 5:59Speaker 1: And the reason is because of a mass addiction problem
- 6:04Speaker 1: that many men, women, and children have. The Americans are
- 6:08Speaker 1: addicted to professional football. It's an addiction. There's no 12-step
- 6:12Speaker 1: program for it. They're not addicted to the NFL, you
- 6:15Speaker 1: and I, because of Roger Goodell and some kind of
- 6:18Speaker 1: mystical business sorcery that he happens to own. That's not true.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Calling him some kind of architect of the boom, the
- 6:27Speaker 1: financial boom, is like giving the tollbooth operator, not that
- 6:34Speaker 1: they have those anymore. Actually, they do. In Maine, they
- 6:35Speaker 1: have tollbooth operators. In Maine, I saw some tollbooth operators.
- 6:39Speaker 1: We were driving up there, and I think legally they
- 6:41Speaker 1: have to have them. Anyway, so if you're a Maine
- 6:44Speaker 1: toll booth operator, telling the toll booth operator there in
- 6:48Speaker 1: the state of Maine, listen, you are so important. We're
- 6:53Speaker 1: going to give you credit for all the traffic on
- 6:55Speaker 1: the highway. You get the credit. That's it. Now, Roger
- 7:00Speaker 1: Goodell did not build the money machine. We're pretty sure
- 7:03Speaker 1: about that. He just managed to not drive it into
- 7:07Speaker 1: the lake. So he didn't take it to the lake there,
- 7:09Speaker 1: which is good. And I'm telling you, you could put
- 7:12Speaker 1: a purebred Pomeranian, you could take a Pomeranian in the
- 7:18Speaker 1: commissioner's office and put it right there tomorrow, and the
- 7:22Speaker 1: league would still print money without missing a beat. That's right,
- 7:26Speaker 1: a fullbred Pomeranian. That's all you need, a purebred. Put
- 7:30Speaker 1: them out there, and that's it. Now, 32 obscenely rich oligarchs. Well,
- 7:36Speaker 1: 31 again, because the Packers are... community based 31 obscenely rich.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Good for them. Robber barons of business are so petrified
- 7:47Speaker 1: of changing the formula, putting a new commissioner in. They're
- 7:51Speaker 1: so terrified that if they do that, the NFL will
- 7:58Speaker 1: become like Coca-Cola in 1985 when they changed the recipe
- 8:03Speaker 1: and said, let's get new Coke. Well, that didn't work
- 8:05Speaker 1: out very well. People didn't want new Coke. They like Coke.
- 8:08Speaker 1: They didn't want new Coke. Why'd you make new Coke?
- 8:10Speaker 1: Who's the idiot that came up with that idea? So
- 8:13Speaker 1: they figured if they change commissioners, everyone wants to put
- 8:15Speaker 1: their own stamp on something. So they don't have to
- 8:19Speaker 1: worry about that. Goodell just continues to motor along and
- 8:21Speaker 1: all that. But Roger Goodell's true genius. I was thinking
- 8:24Speaker 1: about this as I was making the long drive in
- 8:25Speaker 1: from the Northwoods here. Roger Goodell's true genius is not innovation.
- 8:31Speaker 1: It is convincing the people that run these NFL teams.
- 8:36Speaker 1: very wealthy people that made their money elsewhere or inherited
- 8:39Speaker 1: their money and did nothing to help society but inherit
- 8:41Speaker 1: the money and win the genetic lottery, that he was
- 8:44Speaker 1: able to convince these people that keeping the ship study
- 8:50Speaker 1: is worth $ 60, $ 65, $ 70 million a year. And Goodell
- 8:54Speaker 1: is not irreplaceable. He's obviously not irreplaceable. He's simply the
- 9:00Speaker 1: human embodiment of if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
- 9:05Speaker 1: And don't touch anything. Everything's fine here, and that's it. Now,
- 9:10Speaker 1: to L.A., we had a call earlier, if you were
- 9:12Speaker 1: listening in the last hour, about the Rams, and our
- 9:16Speaker 1: buddy from Tampa called up, and he was trying to
- 9:18Speaker 1: bust some balls and all that. Rams aren't that good,
- 9:21Speaker 1: all this stuff. So Safety Quinton Lake chimed in from
- 9:25Speaker 1: the Rams, and he says that the locker room understands
- 9:29Speaker 1: that the Rams have become the NFL's villain. after their
- 9:34Speaker 1: blockbuster off-season shopping spree. And he was talking about how
- 9:39Speaker 1: he was joking a little bit. There's a little truth
- 9:41Speaker 1: in every joke, though. We learned that little truth in
- 9:44Speaker 1: every joke. And he said the other teams hate us.
- 9:47Speaker 1: That's a quote. They hate us. That's what he said. Now,
- 9:50Speaker 1: Lake compared the Rams to the D-O-D-G-E-R-S Dodgers, who are
- 9:55Speaker 1: also hated in baseball, known for stockpiling superstar talent. and
- 10:01Speaker 1: also investigations by the feds, which is currently going on
- 10:04Speaker 1: right now. So the Rams, if you were sleeping somehow, hibernating,
- 10:08Speaker 1: the Rams this offseason went out and got the reigning
- 10:12Speaker 1: defensive player of the year, speed racer Miles Garrett. from
- 10:16Speaker 1: the late of the Cleveland Browns, so they picked him up.
- 10:20Speaker 1: They brought Aaron Donald out of retirement. But wait, there's more.
- 10:25Speaker 1: The Rams had some issues in the secondary, so they
- 10:27Speaker 1: acquired the Chiefs secondary, both their starting defensive backs. They
- 10:31Speaker 1: picked up from Kansas City, all-pro cornerback Trent McDuffie. They
- 10:37Speaker 1: paid him an S-load of money, and they also got
- 10:40Speaker 1: Jalen Watson from Kansas City. So, Lake obviously embracing the
- 10:45Speaker 1: reaction around the NFL, calling the Rams essentially the new Dodgers,
- 10:49Speaker 1: and adding, I get it, he said. All right, so question.
- 10:54Speaker 1: Do you buy, do you buy Quinton Lake's claim that
- 10:59Speaker 1: other NFL teams hate the Rams? Capital H, hate. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate!
- 11:09Speaker 1: All right, so to answer the question, I'm nodding my head,
- 11:13Speaker 1: In agreement. I'm nodding my head like a bobblehead. Benny
- 11:15Speaker 1: the bobblehead. I'm nodding my head. It is more from fans.
- 11:20Speaker 1: I would argue it's more from fans, but rival teams
- 11:24Speaker 1: are crying too. Embrace the hate, right? Get to embrace
- 11:27Speaker 1: the hate. You have to do it. The Rams are
- 11:29Speaker 1: not America's team. We know that's the Dallas Cowboys, no
- 11:32Speaker 1: matter that they've sucked for 30 years. They're not America's team.
- 11:35Speaker 1: They're America's most wanted. And I'm in for it. Listen,
- 11:39Speaker 1: you know I like the Rams if you listen to
- 11:40Speaker 1: the show, and I'm in for it. I'm all about it.
- 11:41Speaker 1: It's great. You got the GM over there, Les Snead.
- 11:46Speaker 1: Les Snead, who showed up and bought Boardwalk and Park Place.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Boardwalk and Park Place on the Monopoly board. And so
- 11:57Speaker 1: they are, at this point, the Rams are the boogeyman.
- 12:00Speaker 1: under the NFL's bed, hiding. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Boogeyman! Yeah, except the
- 12:07Speaker 1: Boogeyman has Aaron Donald and Miles Garrett. Until Aaron Donald
- 12:11Speaker 1: somehow gets hurt. But the Rams have... I was thinking
- 12:14Speaker 1: about this, too. They have more recognizable names on both
- 12:17Speaker 1: offense and defense... Then if you were to go to
- 12:20Speaker 1: a Vanity Fair Oscars party, there's not as many name
- 12:23Speaker 1: brand people at the Vanity Fair Oscars party as the
- 12:26Speaker 1: Rams have on both sides of the ball at this
- 12:28Speaker 1: particular point. They have become everything the NFL claims to
- 12:35Speaker 1: hate and secretly wishes they could be. That's just the
- 12:41Speaker 1: way it is. This is the Boy Scouts of America
- 12:45Speaker 1: certified merit badge titled Super Team. Up, up, and away!
- 12:52Speaker 1: The Super Team badge. Sew it on the damn sash
- 12:55Speaker 1: right now. Put it on the sash. There's no apologizing.
- 12:59Speaker 1: It's somehow like the Rams should feel guilty. People seem
- 13:01Speaker 1: to think the Rams should feel guilty. It's not fair!
- 13:03Speaker 1: So many losers. Tell me you're a loser and will
- 13:06Speaker 1: forever be a loser if you have that mindset. It's
- 13:08Speaker 1: the other team's too good. It's not fair. Go out
- 13:12Speaker 1: and beat them. Go out and beat them. And yet
- 13:16Speaker 1: these people just love to sit on the sidelines and
- 13:18Speaker 1: bitch and complain and just total loser fandom. Totally pathetic.
- 13:25Speaker 1: So don't apologize for getting all the good players. The
- 13:28Speaker 1: object is to win the Super Bowl. The object is
- 13:31Speaker 1: to put the top team you can together together. You're
- 13:34Speaker 1: not here to say, well, we have too many good players.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Why don't we donate one to the Salvation Army? Well,
- 13:40Speaker 1: that makes sense. No, it doesn't. Okay, so stop. You're
- 13:44Speaker 1: not trying to earn the sportsmanship ribbon. You're trying to
- 13:47Speaker 1: earn the super team merit badge is what you're trying
- 13:49Speaker 1: to earn. Now, you could lose that badge if you
- 13:52Speaker 1: embarrass yourself and all that. But you know who nobody
- 13:55Speaker 1: hates in the NFL? Nobody hates the Cleveland Browns. Nobody
- 13:59Speaker 1: hates the New York Jets. Nobody cares about the Houston Texans,
- 14:03Speaker 1: those Arizona Cardinals. Nobody hates them. You know why nobody
- 14:06Speaker 1: hates them? They're irrelevant. They don't have many good players.
- 14:09Speaker 1: The roster comes, this roster the Rams have this year,
- 14:12Speaker 1: comes with one setting and one setting only. It is
- 14:15Speaker 1: Super Bowl or public humiliation. That's it. That's all. And
- 14:22Speaker 1: I'm in for it. That's great. That's how every season
- 14:24Speaker 1: should be. And it's certainly on steroids this year for
- 14:26Speaker 1: the Rams. Now, last thing. We got to go to baseball.
- 14:29Speaker 1: Controversy of the week. The catch of the week in
- 14:34Speaker 1: Major League Baseball. We go to Colorado. When the Rockies
- 14:38Speaker 1: and the Cardinals get together, you throw out the records.
- 14:40Speaker 1: Why is that? Because you wouldn't watch if you knew
- 14:43Speaker 1: the records. Just the Rockies alone. So we had a
- 14:47Speaker 1: brouhaha develop with veteran umpire Doug Eddings. Now, Doug Eddings
- 14:54Speaker 1: apologized to someone named Hansel Rincon, a pitcher for the Cardinals. Now,
- 15:00Speaker 1: why did he apologize? This after ordering him to straighten
- 15:04Speaker 1: his tilted cap. Remember Fernando Rodney had that tilted cap
- 15:09Speaker 1: all those years? Well, anyway, this guy, Rincon, a rookie,
- 15:12Speaker 1: making his first appearance there with the Cardinals, and Doug
- 15:15Speaker 1: Eddings told him, hey, you've got to adjust the hat.
- 15:19Speaker 1: He apologized for that in his MLB interview. Major League
- 15:24Speaker 1: Baseball told Eddings apparently that he acted inappropriately and he
- 15:28Speaker 1: went a little bit too far. He crossed the line
- 15:32Speaker 1: just a little bit too far. Now, the Cardinals manager,
- 15:35Speaker 1: Oliver Marmol, Ollie Marmol, he was ejected. Get out of here.
- 15:41Speaker 1: He was ejected from the game for calling, he called Eddings' behavior, quote,
- 15:45Speaker 1: a power-hungry move. Eddings claimed that a Rockies batter questioned
- 15:51Speaker 1: Rincon's cap. However, the player, Hunter Goodman, denied. He said, no,
- 15:58Speaker 1: I never said that. I never said that. He lied.
- 16:01Speaker 1: He lied.
- 16:01Speaker 3: He lied.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Liar, liar, liar. Essentially, I'm paraphrasing what Hunter Goodman of
- 16:07Speaker 1: the Rockies said. So then the following day, you had
- 16:10Speaker 1: Cardinal players with a silent protest as they wore their
- 16:15Speaker 1: hats crooked. Not all of them, but a lot of
- 16:18Speaker 1: the players wore their hats crooked. You had several Rocky
- 16:22Speaker 1: players who joined the silent protest against Doug Eddings. All right,
- 16:26Speaker 1: so here's the question. Does umpire Doug Eddings deserve credit
- 16:32Speaker 1: for apologizing to the Cardinals rookie reliever Hansel Rincon for
- 16:37Speaker 1: his crooked hat kerfluffle? So... Spare me the feel-good photo op,
- 16:44Speaker 1: which is what that was, a feel-good photo op. And
- 16:48Speaker 1: Doug Eddings, he made a mistake. He didn't realize that
- 16:52Speaker 1: it was 2026. The umpire thought it was like 06
- 16:55Speaker 1: or 1996. He didn't realize the time that he was in.
- 17:00Speaker 1: And so he went out there and acted like the
- 17:02Speaker 1: hall monitor, Doug Eddings, the hall monitor of the catwalk.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Do a pirouette on the catwalk and shake your tushy
- 17:09Speaker 1: right there on the catwalk. And he treated Hansel Rincon's
- 17:13Speaker 1: minor cap issue. It's just a minor deal. Who cares?
- 17:18Speaker 1: As though somehow baseball, I guess he didn't realize that
- 17:21Speaker 1: baseball had already embraced the custom where players wear all
- 17:26Speaker 1: kinds of exotic cleats and And they wear chains, bling, bling,
- 17:32Speaker 1: and all of that. All of that stuff. I was
- 17:35Speaker 1: talking to my guy, Sports with Coleman, and I pointed
- 17:38Speaker 1: this out. It's like every day in baseball now is
- 17:41Speaker 1: casual Friday. It's casual Friday in Major League Baseball. And
- 17:44Speaker 1: it wasn't like that for a long time. Baseball was
- 17:46Speaker 1: a very buttoned-up sport. and you had to dress like
- 17:49Speaker 1: a big leaguer, and there was some pride in that.
- 17:52Speaker 1: Just like over time, these things change, and you see
- 17:55Speaker 1: photos and clips of people flying, and people used to
- 17:57Speaker 1: get all dolled up to fly on planes, and the
- 18:00Speaker 1: women would wear their dresses, and the men would have
- 18:02Speaker 1: their suits on and all that stuff, and now they're
- 18:04Speaker 1: dressed like slobs. Baseball players now dress like slobs. That's
- 18:07Speaker 1: what they do, and baseball has embraced their inner slob.
- 18:10Speaker 1: So if Doug Eddings had been umpiring 30 years ago,
- 18:13Speaker 1: this would have been the proper way to do things.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Back in the 90s or even the early 2000s, 20
- 18:18Speaker 1: years ago, baseball actually had standards for on-field appearance. Not anymore.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Then came my favorite part of the story, the, quote, spontaneous,
- 18:29Speaker 1: close quote, apology. So Eddings could have found this Cardinals
- 18:34Speaker 1: rookie pitcher, Rincon, in the bowels of Coors Field, knocked
- 18:38Speaker 1: on the clubhouse door, gotten somebody to go set up
- 18:41Speaker 1: a meeting in the hallway. And apologize. That's what normal
- 18:45Speaker 1: human beings do in that situation. Just take care of it.
- 18:49Speaker 1: That's it. Instead, he got the walk. And we got
- 18:55Speaker 1: to watch the walk. Major League Baseball obviously told him
- 18:58Speaker 1: to do the walkie-walkie-walkie. The walk of shame. The walk
- 19:04Speaker 1: of shame. A carefully choreographed on-field performance for the ages
- 19:09Speaker 1: with all the giant cameras recording. Now, Major League Baseball
- 19:15Speaker 1: later confirmed the entire gesture was essentially stage managed by
- 19:21Speaker 1: the commissioner's office and put out into the ethos to
- 19:26Speaker 1: try to solve the cyber situation, the cyber PR wildfire
- 19:32Speaker 1: that was taking place. Didn't really hide it very well.
- 19:36Speaker 1: It's like you see those cheesy videos, those staged videos
- 19:40Speaker 1: on social media where people are doing pranks and it's like, okay,
- 19:44Speaker 1: Can you at least try a little bit to make
- 19:46Speaker 1: it believable? Like Doug Eddings on the field going. over
- 19:50Speaker 1: and apologizing no that doesn't happen in real life unless
- 19:52Speaker 1: somebody orders it to happen it just doesn't happen so
- 19:56Speaker 1: Eddings mishandled what for modern times again in old days
- 19:59Speaker 1: that would have been a legitimate argument because again baseball
- 20:01Speaker 1: used to have standards and they had pride in appearance
- 20:04Speaker 1: they don't have that anymore so he mishandled a trivial
- 20:08Speaker 1: uniform dispute The overlords at Major League Baseball headquarters stepped in,
- 20:13Speaker 1: and suddenly we were served up a giant dish of
- 20:16Speaker 1: Doug Eddings' Redemption, the Redemption tour conveniently broadcast in full HD.
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- 21:03Speaker 1: So the late Joe Morgan. manager, not the second baseman
- 21:08Speaker 1: for the Big Red Machine. He died years ago. But
- 21:10Speaker 1: the late Joe Morgan, the manager who died over the
- 21:12Speaker 1: weekend at age 95. What a good run, 95. I'm
- 21:15Speaker 1: guessing he probably won in 96 or 97, but he
- 21:17Speaker 1: died at 95. So Joe Morgan died over the weekend
- 21:21Speaker 1: at age 95. He drove a blank to supplement his
- 21:25Speaker 1: income before reaching the big time as the Red Sox
- 21:29Speaker 1: manager in In the late 1980s. Again, the late Joe
- 21:33Speaker 1: Morgan died over the weekend at age 95. He's got
- 21:35Speaker 1: a very interesting life story. He actually at one point
- 21:37Speaker 1: had to drive a blank to supplement his income before
- 21:41Speaker 1: reaching the big time as Red Sox manager in the
- 21:44Speaker 1: late 1980s. That is the Mallard Riddle of the Day.
- 21:49Speaker 1: The answer. We'll get to it and we will do it.
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- 22:53Speaker 1: mailbag we've done. A couple of star listeners to the show,
- 22:56Speaker 1: the great JT, the wingman from the Smoky Mountains, and
- 23:01Speaker 1: our friend Weed Man Hippie. And no, he did not
- 23:05Speaker 1: figure out how to use his Obama phone, which sounded
- 23:08Speaker 1: about as bad as you could possibly. Anyway, so you've
- 23:13Speaker 1: got to listen. It's on the Sunday edition. Don't listen
- 23:15Speaker 1: now because we're doing the live show. When those boring
- 23:16Speaker 1: daytime shows are on with all the fill-in hosts, you
- 23:18Speaker 1: can enjoy the show then. So check out the Fifth
- 23:20Speaker 1: Hour Podcast. Thank you for that. And on this live
- 23:23Speaker 1: radio show, you can call in at 877-99 on Fox.
- 23:27Speaker 1: You can answer the Mallor riddle of the day about
- 23:30Speaker 1: the late Joe Morgan. Or anything else? At Ben Maller,
- 23:35Speaker 1: Lorena is here, FSR Tech Queen. Hi, Bill. Don't talk
- 23:39Speaker 1: to me. And Koopa Loop at a Bronco fan. Your
- 23:43Speaker 1: comments can and will be used against you in the
- 23:48Speaker 1: court of sports radio. So please, please act accordingly. Here's
- 23:54Speaker 1: the Maller riddle of the day. The late Joe Morgan
- 23:56Speaker 1: died over the weekend at age 95. Good run for
- 23:59Speaker 1: Joe Morgan. Drove a blank... to supplement his income before
- 24:03Speaker 1: reaching the big leagues as a Red Sox manager in
- 24:08Speaker 1: the late 80s. That's a big-time manager there in Boston.
- 24:12Speaker 1: So that is the Mallor riddle of the day. Let's see,
- 24:15Speaker 1: does anyone know the answer? King Roy says he drove
- 24:19Speaker 1: the Homer. Oh, the Homer mobile. He drove a hard
- 24:23Speaker 1: bargain as an unbreakable glassware salesman to restaurants in Las Vegas.
- 24:29Speaker 1: According to Alf, the alien opponent, yes, I did have
- 24:31Speaker 1: an incident involving superhuman strength, unless there really was no
- 24:35Speaker 1: superhuman strength. Yeah, I was at a restaurant in Vegas,
- 24:38Speaker 1: and I had a glass. It's not in the podcast,
- 24:41Speaker 1: but I was drinking a glass of water, and then
- 24:43Speaker 1: it kind of slipped down, just like, you know, it
- 24:45Speaker 1: kind of slipped. And then it wasn't even like I
- 24:47Speaker 1: didn't throw it down, and then the thing shattered. And
- 24:49Speaker 1: it was all over my chicken parm. Oh, my gosh.
- 24:51Speaker 1: Did you cut yourself? No, I didn't. But I couldn't
- 24:55Speaker 1: eat the chicken. And they offered. I was not in
- 24:57Speaker 1: the mood to eat. But it was like the fettuccine
- 24:59Speaker 1: had a little piece of glass in it. You know,
- 25:00Speaker 1: it ruined it. That's a hazard. It ruined the meal. Yeah.
- 25:03Speaker 1: Malapropguy says, a Zamboni for the Boston Bruins. Oh, look
- 25:07Speaker 1: at that. Joe Morgan driving a Zamboni. Very nice. He
- 25:10Speaker 1: had to drive a M4A3 Sherman Tank from Robbie the
- 25:15Speaker 1: Mariner fan. What else do we have? A really big
- 25:17Speaker 1: wheel from Courtesy Flusher. It's the Mallor Riddle of the Day.
- 25:22Speaker 1: And he drove himself to drinking. That's from Jerry in
- 25:25Speaker 1: a Jar. Morgan drove the tour bus for Two Life
- 25:30Speaker 1: Crew from the Pizza Papa. A herd of goats from
- 25:33Speaker 1: Johnny Q. A woolly mammoth from Fargo, Pete. Chudley says
- 25:39Speaker 1: he drove a rickshaw in downtown Toledo. There's just something
- 25:44Speaker 1: great about a rickshaw. Isn't the rickshaw great? Man, do
- 25:47Speaker 1: I love a good rickshaw. It would be great if
- 25:49Speaker 1: they weren't so expensive. Yeah, I know. What's a rickshaw? Oh,
- 25:53Speaker 1: my God. Come on now. You don't know what a
- 25:55Speaker 1: rickshaw is? Mm-mm. Coop, is she lying? I don't think so.
- 26:00Speaker 1: This ought to be good. What do you think a
- 26:02Speaker 1: rickshaw is?
- 26:04Speaker 4: Well, it kind of sounds like a saw, and it
- 26:06Speaker 4: also kind of sounds like a rake. So I'm thinking
- 26:09Speaker 4: maybe you could buy it at Lowe's.
- 26:11Speaker 1: At Lowe's? No. It's a three-wheeled bicycle. Those are popular, like,
- 26:20Speaker 1: in India, right? A trike?
- 26:21Speaker 4: Well, you know, when you go to, like, a city somewhere,
- 26:24Speaker 4: and there's people, like, riding around, and they're like, oh,
- 26:27Speaker 4: you want to ride? And you get, like, in the
- 26:29Speaker 4: back of the thing, and they're riding the bicycle, and
- 26:30Speaker 4: it's like a little carriage.
- 26:31Speaker 1: Yeah, like in Central Park or something like that.
- 26:33Speaker 4: And they do it late at night, and they put
- 26:34Speaker 4: little lights on it?
- 26:35Speaker 1: Yes, yes. That's a... It's called a rickshaw. Rickshaw, okay.
- 26:39Speaker 1: They're popular in... I mean, you see them in tourist
- 26:42Speaker 1: towns and stuff, but they're... They had them in Denver
- 26:44Speaker 1: after the game. Okay.
- 26:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:46Speaker 1: There you go. What else do we have? Let's see. Paige, Dan,
- 26:50Speaker 1: Kathy in Madison says he drove birthday boy Roberto's bus. Oh,
- 26:56Speaker 1: is it Roberto's birthday?
- 26:57Speaker 5: Is that right?
- 26:58Speaker 1: I didn't realize that. Feliz cumpleaños. There you go. He's
- 27:02Speaker 1: got his Mexican 2000 Doppler ready to go. The Gabagool
- 27:06Speaker 1: truck from Attillo. That's his answer. A horse buggy carriage
- 27:09Speaker 1: around Central Park from Mike. The Leprechaun Fat Daddy says...
- 27:15Speaker 1: Who said that? What's that? Mike the Leprechaun. What did
- 27:19Speaker 1: he do? He literally stole my word-for-word answer. A horse-drawn
- 27:24Speaker 1: carriage through Central Park. Oh, okay. All right. Joe Morgan
- 27:28Speaker 1: drove a Zamboni from Fat Daddy. All right, that's enough. Lorena,
- 27:31Speaker 1: do you... That was my answer. Okay, that was your answer. Well,
- 27:33Speaker 1: you're wrong. Turns out, this is great, the late, great
- 27:36Speaker 1: Joe Morgan drove a snowplow on the mass turnpike to
- 27:40Speaker 1: supplement his income before he became the Red Sox manager.
- 27:45Speaker 1: That is just as mass hole as you can possibly be.
- 27:50Speaker 1: Does it get any more Massachusetts than driving a snow
- 27:54Speaker 1: plow on the mass turnpike to try to make a
- 27:57Speaker 1: couple extra bucks? I remember I was a young lad
- 28:01Speaker 1: when he took over in the ladies and the Red
- 28:03Speaker 1: Sox won like 19 of 20 some. I forget how
- 28:08Speaker 1: it was. It was a lot of wins in a
- 28:10Speaker 1: very little amount of time. I think he took over
- 28:13Speaker 1: like the All-Star break or something like that. But who
- 28:16Speaker 1: the hell cares? Only I care. But it was fascinating
- 28:19Speaker 1: at the time. Let's go to the phones. Let's say
- 28:20Speaker 1: hello to Arthur, who's in Tucson. What's going on, Arthur?
- 28:26Speaker 1: Welcome to the Ben Maller Show.
- 28:29Speaker 6: Thanks for having me, Ben. It's been a long time.
- 28:33Speaker 6: I talked to you, and I was trying to figure
- 28:34Speaker 6: out the year you were talking about somebody's, how they
- 28:37Speaker 6: had a good voice, right?
- 28:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:39Speaker 6: So then I'm thinking, when I talked to you last time,
- 28:43Speaker 6: You had the exact same voice, man, and it's been years.
- 28:46Speaker 6: And maybe you could tell me what year it was.
- 28:49Speaker 6: You had a woman on the show, and her name,
- 28:52Speaker 6: I believe, was Karen Kay or something.
- 28:54Speaker 1: Yes, KK. That goes back... A long time ago.
- 28:59Speaker 6: I want to feel like 0-1-0-2.
- 29:02Speaker 1: No, it wasn't then. It was probably a little bit
- 29:05Speaker 1: after that. I thought I was the only woman on
- 29:08Speaker 1: your show. I'm sorry. There have been actually many women
- 29:10Speaker 1: that have worked here.
- 29:11Speaker 6: Maybe then it was 0-5-0-4.
- 29:12Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably 0-5-0-4, something like that. But yeah, Karen,
- 29:15Speaker 1: I love KK. She's retired now. She's out of the
- 29:18Speaker 1: radio world and she's living her great life there. And
- 29:21Speaker 1: she's happily married and all that, living happily. Living the dream.
- 29:24Speaker 1: My friend KK. Remember she used to say MySpace is huge.
- 29:29Speaker 1: That was one of her drops there. And she used
- 29:31Speaker 1: to get very upset. She loved the Chargers and she
- 29:33Speaker 1: would get very upset when I'd rip the Chargers because
- 29:35Speaker 1: she loved the Chargers. I'm very offended by that. But, man,
- 29:38Speaker 1: where have you been? That's 20-something years ago.
- 29:41Speaker 6: Yeah, I was young. But I'm telling you, you were
- 29:45Speaker 6: the same. You had the same, like, you don't even,
- 29:47Speaker 6: you were, I guess you were young then.
- 29:49Speaker 1: My space is huge.
- 29:50Speaker 3: Oh, wait, wait, wait.
- 29:51Speaker 1: We found it. We found it right now. So I
- 29:52Speaker 1: figured I'm going to get involved in this too. Oh, no,
- 29:53Speaker 1: that sounded really bad. Do not mark the tape. Okay.
- 29:57Speaker 1: My space is huge. There it is right there. That's
- 29:59Speaker 1: the drop. My space is huge. My space is huge.
- 30:02Speaker 1: So you're all growing up now, Arthur. I'm sure you're
- 30:04Speaker 1: very successful, very wealthy. Everyone loves you. You've got a
- 30:06Speaker 1: great life.
- 30:07Speaker 3: Yes?
- 30:09Speaker 6: Ah, you know, you take some, you know, you give some, right?
- 30:13Speaker 1: Yeah, you win some, exactly, right? You win some, you
- 30:15Speaker 1: lose some. Look at that optimism. Yeah. Exactly.
- 30:17Speaker 6: Yeah, so like I said, you had the same sarcasm.
- 30:20Speaker 1: Well, thank you. I appreciate that.
- 30:21Speaker 6: Comedy, good comedy. Your dialect seems like you haven't aged
- 30:26Speaker 6: a bit, dude.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Oh, well, thank you. I'm in my fighting shape. I've
- 30:30Speaker 1: actually lost a lot of weight since then. I was
- 30:32Speaker 1: at my biggest, well, no, I was at my biggest
- 30:34Speaker 1: probably in the 90s, I think, in the 90s.
- 30:36Speaker 5: Okay.
- 30:36Speaker 6: Okay. And then I wanted to talk about something. Maybe
- 30:39Speaker 6: you have an answer because I don't understand it. I'm
- 30:41Speaker 6: a big sports fan, obviously. I've been following sports for
- 30:44Speaker 6: a long time. I don't understand it, man. And it
- 30:47Speaker 6: actually sickens me. It sickens me because how much these
- 30:51Speaker 6: players are making. It sickens me 500, 600. And then
- 30:55Speaker 6: what sickens me more, too, not more, but some of
- 30:58Speaker 6: these fans are asking them to get more money. I'm like,
- 31:00Speaker 6: are you kidding me? We foot the bill at the end.
- 31:03Speaker 6: The owners pay it.
- 31:04Speaker 1: Sports.
- 31:06Speaker 6: you know, channels, you know, you know, um, contracts, but
- 31:09Speaker 6: you know, at the end of the day, it's the fans,
- 31:11Speaker 6: you know, how much does it get to make to,
- 31:13Speaker 6: to buy a Jersey? How much does it take to
- 31:16Speaker 6: take the family out to a game? You know, we
- 31:19Speaker 6: fit the bill and then, you know, look at our,
- 31:21Speaker 6: our jobs and how much money is going. And then
- 31:24Speaker 6: you see these players, you know, um, Oh, acting a
- 31:27Speaker 6: fool and not being, I don't, I don't see it.
- 31:29Speaker 6: I mean, a lot of them are, you can't put
- 31:30Speaker 6: them all in the same pot, but not being appreciative. And,
- 31:33Speaker 6: you know, players that, how much is that guy making? Oh,
- 31:36Speaker 6: he has a $ 200 million contract. He's not even that good.
- 31:39Speaker 6: And they're going more and more and more. And it just,
- 31:42Speaker 6: I don't understand the fans. Like there's not more crap.
- 31:45Speaker 6: And you might say, okay, well, where's the owners? Is
- 31:47Speaker 6: the owner supposed to keep all the money? No, that
- 31:50Speaker 6: wouldn't be either good, but I wish they could come
- 31:51Speaker 6: up with a system that says, you know what? The society, fans, people.
- 31:56Speaker 1: I got you. It is crazy how much. When I
- 31:58Speaker 1: was a kid, I'm older than you, but when I
- 32:00Speaker 1: was a kid, the guys were... Some of them still
- 32:03Speaker 1: had to have jobs in the offseason. Now nobody needs
- 32:05Speaker 1: a job in the offseason. But listen, that's the way
- 32:07Speaker 1: it works. It's the way of the world. There's a
- 32:09Speaker 1: demand for it. It's the only thing left, Arthur, that
- 32:12Speaker 1: people watch live is sports. Nothing else. No TV shows.
- 32:15Speaker 1: Obviously movies are recorded and it takes a year to
- 32:19Speaker 1: make a movie or whatever. But it's the only thing left.
- 32:21Speaker 1: And as long as that continues, there's no end in
- 32:25Speaker 1: sight to the amount of money. But we have had
- 32:26Speaker 1: the Great Awakening. With cable television pretty much going away
- 32:30Speaker 1: and the regional cable channels are in the crapper. And
- 32:35Speaker 1: so that's not good.
- 32:36Speaker 5: Hey, Arthur.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Yeah. You said you don't think Ben's dialect has changed?
- 32:41Speaker 1: He hasn't aged at all? This is where he plays
- 32:43Speaker 1: an old sound.
- 32:44Speaker 6: No, dude. I mean, he sounds just like.
- 32:46Speaker 1: I'm not too sure.
- 32:48Speaker 5: Royals having their problems on the road. I'm Ben Maller,
- 32:51Speaker 5: Kansas City, fighting for the American League Central with the
- 32:53Speaker 5: White Sox. They're in Texas on this Labor Day, and
- 32:56Speaker 5: the Rangers bombing away.
- 32:58Speaker 1: It looks so refreshing. I've decided to put on my
- 33:00Speaker 1: swim trunks and dive right in. How is it?
- 33:03Speaker 5: If you could see me now, you would know.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Clearly not the highlight there. I don't know what that was.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Mark Teixeira, two home runs, and the Rangers on top, 6-2. Yeah,
- 33:16Speaker 1: that's from probably 25 years ago. That's from Mark Teixeira.
- 33:20Speaker 1: When did he last play in the major leagues, Mark Teixeira?
- 33:24Speaker 1: Let's see if I can get it up here. Mark Teixeira. Uh,
- 33:27Speaker 1: he last played in 20, he last played 10 years ago.
- 33:30Speaker 1: And what team was he on there?
- 33:31Speaker 5: The Rangers?
- 33:32Speaker 1: Was he on the Rangers? Should I restart it? No,
- 33:34Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it again. So he last
- 33:35Speaker 1: played for the Rangers in 07. So that's 20, yeah,
- 33:39Speaker 1: about 20 years ago. So, Hey Arthur, call more often, buddy.
- 33:43Speaker 1: We're here every, every night. It's great to hear from you.
- 33:45Speaker 1: Thank the great Arthur. That down memory lane, me and Arthur,
- 33:50Speaker 1: a couple of old boys, uh, Isn't that right, Hollering James, right?
- 33:54Speaker 1: You remember the olden days, James. James? James, do you
- 34:00Speaker 1: remember that call you had a couple years back, me
- 34:02Speaker 1: and you?
- 34:04Speaker 3: Really?
- 34:07Speaker 1: Interesting. This is holiday edition of Hollering James. Instead of
- 34:15Speaker 1: story time, it's snorey time. Yeah. This is a man
- 34:20Speaker 1: that is the model of health. A human bowling ball.
- 34:28Speaker 1: Right now he's dreaming of Tammy in Montana.
- 34:31Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 34:35Speaker 1: Oh. Is he farting? It did sound kind of like
- 34:38Speaker 1: a fart, didn't it?
- 34:40Speaker 6: Yeah. All right.
- 34:42Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, James, who do you think is going to
- 34:44Speaker 1: win the Super Bowl, James? Really? Okay. Why? Is that right?
- 34:52Speaker 1: No way. Hmm. Okay.
- 34:56Speaker 5: All right.
- 34:57Speaker 1: Well, you got a lot to say. This is the
- 34:59Speaker 1: most rapid fire I can recall, James.
- 35:01Speaker 4: I know.
- 35:03Speaker 1: I haven't questioned if he was breathing once. No, he
- 35:05Speaker 1: hasn't really paused. Must be some new medications. It's consistent.
- 35:11Speaker 1: It's rat-a-tat-tat snoring. Makes me jealous. You're listening to our
- 35:15Speaker 1: live coverage. This is a gentleman named Hollering James. I've
- 35:19Speaker 1: met him. This is not some fake person. This is
- 35:21Speaker 1: a real person. Hollering James. Did he just talk in
- 35:26Speaker 1: his sleep? James! James! Wake up, James! James!
- 35:36Speaker 5: Not right.
- 35:40Speaker 1: Can we just... Why don't I just leave? We'll just
- 35:42Speaker 1: leave this on. How about that? It's a holiday, no? Yeah,
- 35:46Speaker 1: I think this is great. We'll go straight to break
- 35:47Speaker 1: out of this. Why don't I get out of here,
- 35:48Speaker 1: and then we'll just play this for like the next
- 35:49Speaker 1: hour and 20 minutes. Ben and I can go home.
- 35:52Speaker 1: You just have to run the board. Yeah, just leave
- 35:55Speaker 1: it up. Just leave the pot up. Let's get out
- 35:57Speaker 1: of here, Coop. Overnight radio. Let's get out of here.
- 36:00Speaker 1: My fill-in is hollering James from a care center in
- 36:04Speaker 1: Minnesota somewhere. He is really going for it. He is
- 36:09Speaker 1: sleeping good. Oh, my gosh. Man.
- 36:12Speaker 4: Can you imagine if we did leave and we just
- 36:15Speaker 4: played Hollering James Snoring and then he wakes up.
- 36:17Speaker 1: Starts cursing.
- 36:18Speaker 4: And he hears himself on the radio. Well, I don't
- 36:20Speaker 4: even hear the show though, so maybe he's not even listening.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow. Okay. All right. As much as I would
- 36:27Speaker 1: just love to do that for the rest of the hour,
- 36:29Speaker 1: I'm told we must move on with the broadcast. Thank you, James.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Tremendous job. There he is, hollering James. We've got the
- 36:34Speaker 1: Insta advice line for Big Ten replay officials. We'll get
- 36:38Speaker 1: to that. We'll do it next.
- 36:39Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
- 36:42Speaker 3: Show weekdays at 2 a.m. Eastern, 11 p.m.
- 36:44Speaker 1: Pacific. Ben Maller Show, Fox Sports Radio. We know you
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- 37:30Speaker 1: thank you, thank you.
- 37:33Speaker 3: Hey, you sports figure guy or girl.
- 37:36Speaker 1: Who the hell are you talking to, son? Here's some
- 37:38Speaker 1: instant advice. whole second and if you don't like it
- 37:45Speaker 1: and away we go it's the incident of ice line
- 37:48Speaker 1: on screen radio who needs the wisdom the knowledge of
- 37:51Speaker 1: the great unwashed and the mallard militia well who else
- 37:55Speaker 1: but the big 10 replay center who just gave michigan
- 38:00Speaker 1: an extra second of time to beat western michigan so
- 38:04Speaker 1: what is your advice to the big 10 replay center
- 38:07Speaker 1: you're live on the air when you hear my voice
- 38:08Speaker 1: at 877 99 on fox Keep it clean. It's a
- 38:11Speaker 1: family show. So many kids listening at this time in
- 38:13Speaker 1: the morning. Line two, you're on the air. Line two,
- 38:16Speaker 1: we'll start with you. Advice to Big Ten replay officials.
- 38:19Speaker 6: Storm in the field after beating Western Michigan.
- 38:23Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for that. Yes, Calder, you're on the air.
- 38:25Speaker 1: You're next here. Advice to the replay center of the
- 38:28Speaker 1: Big Ten. I'll take two hours of hollering James snoring
- 38:31Speaker 1: over one second of Robbie the Man. All right, calm down.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Is that true, James? Do you agree with that hollering, James? Yes. Okay,
- 38:39Speaker 1: he woke up. He ruined the bet. Yes, caller, line five.
- 38:43Speaker 1: You're on the air, line five. Hello. Hey, picking the puppy.
- 38:46Speaker 1: We're going to bet on it. The sun comes out tomorrow.
- 38:49Speaker 1: Look at that. Poppy's right there. Caller, line six. You're
- 38:52Speaker 1: on the air, line six. We're giving advice here to
- 38:55Speaker 1: Big Ten replay officials after they botched the Michigan-Western-Michigan game
- 38:59Speaker 1: over the weekend. Hello, line six.
- 39:01Speaker 6: Yeah, go get Pablo Torre.
- 39:03Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. I'll go get him. Yes, line... Oh,
- 39:06Speaker 1: James is back sleeping. Let's go to you. Line two. Hello,
- 39:10Speaker 1: line two. You're on the air, line two. Is it true?
- 39:14Speaker 6: The Rams are favorite to win Super Bowl 61 at
- 39:17Speaker 6: five and.
- 39:18Speaker 3: A half to one.
- 39:19Speaker 1: All right, line four. Great tribute there to Jim Healy
- 39:22Speaker 1: and me who stole that from Jim Healy. Line four. Hello,
- 39:25Speaker 1: line four.
- 39:25Speaker 6: It's not worse than the Clippers.
- 39:28Speaker 1: Hey, calm down, Sean. You're a patient. You're a Pacer fan, dude.
- 39:32Speaker 1: Line five, the Clippers will win a championship before the Pacers.
- 39:35Speaker 1: Line five, hello, line five. We got some more murders.
- 39:38Speaker 1: Got to go.
- 39:38Speaker 5: Oh, there he.
- 39:39Speaker 1: Goes, our man from Boca. And hello, call. You're on
- 39:42Speaker 1: the air, caller. Hello.
- 39:43Speaker 4: Hello, line six.
- 39:44Speaker 6: Bend over and look out your good eye.
- 39:46Speaker 1: All right. That sounded like slug. Was that slug? It
- 39:49Speaker 1: kind of sounded like slug. All right. It's the instant
- 39:51Speaker 1: advice line for the Big Ten Replay Center. You know
- 39:53Speaker 1: who we've not heard from? Rick in Maryland. Morning time.
- 39:56Speaker 1: Rick must be off for the holiday. I guess we
- 39:58Speaker 1: couldn't afford to pay for him. Let's go to you.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Call your next year. It's the instant advice line for
- 40:03Speaker 1: the Big Ten Replay Center at 877-99 on Fox. Hello,
- 40:05Speaker 1: line two.
- 40:08Speaker 6: Yes, they ought to get a better umpire to be
- 40:10Speaker 6: a better referee.
- 40:11Speaker 1: Okay, that's Frank the Tank with another terrible call. All right,
- 40:14Speaker 1: we'll do one more. Which one here, Coop? Last one.
- 40:16Speaker 1: Line five. Line five. You're on the line five. Go
- 40:19Speaker 1: line five for the Big Ten replay center.
- 40:23Speaker 2: No, line five.
- 40:25Speaker 1: You should have picked line four. Go on line four. No,
- 40:28Speaker 1: they all suck. Every one of these guys stuck. They're terrible. Help.