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The Glitz. The Glamor. The Hypocrisy! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: The red carpet, the glitz, the glamour, the celebrity, is
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  Speaker 1: the hypocrisy the Oscars. It's one more thing I'm strungy.
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  Speaker 1: One more thing. We are gonna play a couple of
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  Speaker 1: clips from the Oscars that we didn't play in the
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  Speaker 1: radio show. None of us watched it. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: did you watch it, Katie No. I used to watch
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  Speaker 1: the Oscars from to back, back in the day. I
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  Speaker 1: I'm reminded of the famous saying.
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  Speaker 2: Was it C. S. Lewis or hl Menken or W. C.
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  Speaker 2: Fields who said the opposite of love isn't hate, its indifference.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very, very close to just being indifferent about the Oscars.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even sure enough about it to like rail
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  Speaker 2: against it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's completely forgot they were on until this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's exactly where I am.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. Yeah, I just don't care.
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  Speaker 2: But I used to care.
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  Speaker 1: And I find it kind of interesting that I used
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  Speaker 1: to indote. Now what happened? You know what got me
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  Speaker 1: off of it was when they went from five a
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  Speaker 1: list of the five to ten. I just for some
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  Speaker 1: reason I could no longer rap my head around the list.
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't care anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Just wasn't the lecturing and the sanctimony and the disgusting
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  Speaker 2: display of self regard, please.
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  Speaker 1: That got worse over the years, but the just the okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: now it's just a laundry list of practically every movie
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  Speaker 1: that came out, so whatever. But I was reading for
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  Speaker 1: some reason, I got sucked into a what one and
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  Speaker 1: what should have won throughout the years, And it's an
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  Speaker 1: amazing some of the misses that they've had over the years.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is exactly right, but it's
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  Speaker 1: close enough to be right. It was something like Kramer
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  Speaker 1: versus Kramer won the year that Apocalypse Now came out
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  Speaker 1: and the critic was saying, so two people arguing about
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  Speaker 1: a divorce on screen, which nobody remembered ten minutes after
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  Speaker 1: it came out, loses to you know, a top three
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  Speaker 1: on every best of list of all time? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: just how do you miss that? Part of it is
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  Speaker 1: the politics of it. OSK, Hollywood and OSCARS is so
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  Speaker 1: into politics. It was at a time for that particular topic,
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  Speaker 1: the divorce was such a big issue and becoming so popular,
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  Speaker 1: and blah blah blah, blah blah. They get caught up
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  Speaker 1: in the moment of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Well in Meryl Streep and and what's his name, Dustin Hoffman,
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  Speaker 2: you know, huge star vehicle. I also love saving Private
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  Speaker 2: Ryan losing out to Shakespeare in Love absolutely hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever, whatever, it's fine, it does, but it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm too. I'm to the apathy point now,
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  Speaker 1: we're just it doesn't flip and matter. But here's some
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  Speaker 1: of the stuff that happened on the oscars last night
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  Speaker 1: that we didn't see.
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  Speaker 2: What should we start with? Well, and the idea being
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  Speaker 2: if you boil it down to like the three most
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  Speaker 2: charming or interesting minutes. Okay, great, it's the rest of
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  Speaker 2: the crap. I don't want to see. Which one do
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  Speaker 2: you want to start with? Michael, you've heard all of these?
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  Speaker 2: Oh I don't care, you know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like you, guys, It's just it, I don't really
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  Speaker 4: care that much anymore, to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 2: All Right, play twelve.
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  Speaker 4: We'll start with twelve.
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  Speaker 5: Arnold and I are presenting there for a very obvious reason.
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  Speaker 2: They both tried to kill Batman.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, as the penguin in, Batman returns, and.
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  Speaker 2: That was mister Freeze and Batman and Robin ut out
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  Speaker 2: a window. Where is Yeah, there he is. He's right here,
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  Speaker 2: he's right here. Look, you have a lot of nerve
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  Speaker 2: to show you faith.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got you.
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  Speaker 2: A real breaker.
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  Speaker 1: They're pointing to Michael Keaton and Batman, the original Batman a.
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  Speaker 2: Bitch, Buttman.
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  Speaker 1: Buttman's son of a bitch, like twice for no particular reason.
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  Speaker 2: Beak breaker, you son of a bitch.
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  Speaker 1: You have a lot of nerve to show your faith
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  Speaker 1: around here. Oh my god, you talk about a guy
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  Speaker 1: with no fs to give it to. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he did whatever he wanted. His whole life ended up
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  Speaker 1: on top. He's just willing to write it out to
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  Speaker 1: the grave at this point. Yeah, yeah, exactly, wealthy governor.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever I'm done.
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  Speaker 2: Life is strange, isn't it. Yeah, speaking of strange lives
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  Speaker 2: and super heroes, you know him as Iron Man. Bob
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  Speaker 2: Downey Junior thirteen.
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  Speaker 4: I'd like to thank my terrible childhood and the Academy
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  Speaker 4: in that order. I'd like to thank my I'm a veterinarian.
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  Speaker 4: I meant wife, Susan Downey over there. She found me
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  Speaker 4: a snarling rescue pet, and you love me back to life.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'm here.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get what he meant by veterinarian, but that's
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  Speaker 1: what he meant.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. He was a snarling rescue pet and she nursed
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  Speaker 2: him back to life. That's a nice thing to say.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that was a little bit of one
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  Speaker 1: of those lifetime Achievement awards. Robert Downey Junr. Was really
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  Speaker 1: good in Oppenheimer, but like it's not a oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: how about Robert Downey Junior and Oppenheimer sort of thing,
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  Speaker 1: but he's got the body of work where they feel like, eh,
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  Speaker 1: he's due.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, speaking of people being due, I believe this
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  Speaker 2: was somehow a tribute to Joe Biden. They had the
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  Speaker 2: ancient and barely coherent al Pacino giving the Best Picture award.
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  Speaker 5: I guess this is the time for the last award
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  Speaker 5: of the evening and it's my honor are present it
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  Speaker 5: Ten wonderful films what nominated, but only one will take
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  Speaker 5: the award for Best Picture.
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  Speaker 2: And I have to go to the envelope for that.
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  Speaker 2: Wow did you write that?
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  Speaker 5: I will here it comes and Maria, I see Oppenheimer. Yes?
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  Speaker 5: What yes, Thomas job.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, do you know why the crowd kind of
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  Speaker 3: lulled there.
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  Speaker 1: Well it looked to it sounded to me just as
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  Speaker 1: a listener right there, like did you just announce a
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  Speaker 1: winner or are you going through the list of the
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  Speaker 1: movies or was that the winner?
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  Speaker 3: He skipped the nominees?
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  Speaker 6: Oh okay, and he just read the winner and everybody's like,
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  Speaker 6: oh okay.
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  Speaker 2: God hooks.
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  Speaker 1: How do they fail on that so often? Well, part
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  Speaker 1: of it is they get ancient people. That makes it
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  Speaker 1: harder because when they when they announced the wrong one,
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  Speaker 1: that was the ninety five year old Warren baby and
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  Speaker 1: whoever else. Yeah, get younger people to announce Best Picture
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  Speaker 1: that like can remember the very simple instructions of walk
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  Speaker 1: out there, read the good word.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Michael, Michael, gets your your favorite to very short
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  Speaker 2: biden clip ready, one of those super short ones you
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  Speaker 2: get and the.
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  Speaker 3: Winner is flat battic Cup Kurt.
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  Speaker 2: Joe Geddy and Jack Armstrong producers.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you get invited to the Oscars to announce Best
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  Speaker 1: Picture and you're al Pacino, and I know you're a
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  Speaker 1: big deal and you don't have to worry about much,
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  Speaker 1: but still you picked out some clothes, a limo picktup
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  Speaker 1: of your In fact, I think he lives in France
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  Speaker 1: or something. She travel away to the United States. A
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  Speaker 1: limo picture up at the fancy hotel. You pick out
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  Speaker 1: your clothes, you gotta wait in line, you gotta do this,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do that. You never for a second considered
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna say, or thought, maybe I'll come up
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  Speaker 1: with one sentence that's somewhat interesting. Well, I guess, I'll
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  Speaker 1: I guess I get to announce best pictures. So, uh,
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  Speaker 1: ten films, and uh.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna not announce any of.
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  Speaker 1: Them, and we're gonna announce the winner now, so you open.
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  Speaker 1: Only one can win.
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  Speaker 3: So let's cut the crab.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing, not one like joke, line, anything, the importance of film.
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  Speaker 7: Nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Just he sounded like he was trying to survive that.
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  Speaker 2: And somebody said, all right, hell, re read the nominees,
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  Speaker 2: then open the envelope, read the winner. All right, I
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  Speaker 2: read the nominees. I open the envelope. I read the winner,
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  Speaker 2: got it right, gone. Wouldn't he have a teleprompter? I'm
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  Speaker 2: assuming yes, sure, so we just didn't look at it.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you prepare like at least one sentence, if not
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  Speaker 1: an entire bit something about I came to Hollywood as
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  Speaker 1: a young man in the late sixties, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it's ever been in better hands than with the crowd.
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  Speaker 2: We've got you something. Oh, you're making me one of them.
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  Speaker 2: So I guess this thing? Why even be there?
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  Speaker 1: Oh they nominated some movies, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: And then you come, uh, you come to the Oscars
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  Speaker 2: to hear the winner. So the winner, the winner. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: we will announce the winner. Here's it.
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  Speaker 1: Because I have seen this throughout the years, and I've
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  Speaker 1: always wondered about this. So artists are weirdos, and you
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  Speaker 1: see them in movies and you don't realize how weird
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  Speaker 1: they are until you see them interviewed or something like that,
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  Speaker 1: and you realize, Wow, you're like way out there. You're
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  Speaker 1: not close to like a normal human being. So how
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  Speaker 1: do they how do they pull off anything like normal
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  Speaker 1: human being for movies when they can't in their real
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  Speaker 1: life at all?
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  Speaker 2: I think momentary, really intense concentration act normal.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he didn't do a good job of it.
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  Speaker 2: There, no, no, that was that was silly.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, let's uh open the Oppenheimer like play by play.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and again I give zero craps. But isn't that
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  Speaker 2: like three the last five years, they've had an ancient
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  Speaker 2: blow the best Picture. Yeah, they gotta quit, much like
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  Speaker 2: our presidential elections. Can we find somebody who's like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, sixty five to do it?
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  Speaker 1: Although with the Oscars, I gotta believe, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: audience has been going off a cliff for years and
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  Speaker 1: years and years. It's gotta be the older crowd that's watching.
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  Speaker 1: There's nobody under thirty watching the Oscars, is there? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know year it'll be Charlton Heston.
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  Speaker 2: I think they might have to dig him up. Godd
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  Speaker 2: rest is Were we going to play one more of
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  Speaker 2: the Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt? I would actually like
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  Speaker 2: to hear that. Yeah, go ahead, Well hang on a
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  Speaker 2: second now, Ryan Gosling, he was ken right in the Barbie.
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  Speaker 1: Movie, Yes, and he also won. He was in the
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  Speaker 1: Best Picture that didn't win La La Land where they
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  Speaker 1: all started to go upstages.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, wrong movie? All right, right? Right? And who's this
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  Speaker 2: Emily Blunt?
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  Speaker 5: Human?
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  Speaker 2: She in one of the other movies? Does anybody know?
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  Speaker 2: Anybody care?
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  Speaker 1: Does it matter that's here? Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Hello Emily?
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  Speaker 7: Well a bit of a frosty hello.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't you know I'm just.
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  Speaker 8: Happy that we can finally put this Barbenheimer rivalry behind us.
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  Speaker 7: That's right, here's Ken and Kitty just leaving all that
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  Speaker 7: fodder in the dust, guys, right, And the way this
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  Speaker 7: award season's turned out wasn't that much of a rivalry,
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  Speaker 7: So Jess.
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  Speaker 3: Let it go.
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  Speaker 8: So but you know, I think I kind of figured
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  Speaker 8: out why they call it Barbenheimer and they didn't call
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  Speaker 8: it open Barbie.
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  Speaker 1: Why.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I think you guys are at the tail end
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  Speaker 8: of that because you were riding Barbie's coattails all summer.
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  Speaker 7: Thanks for kensplaining that to me. All right, mister, I
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  Speaker 7: need to paint my abs on to get nominated.
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  Speaker 3: You don't see Robin did not paint his.
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  Speaker 2: As This is insane, Emily. This has got to stop.
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  Speaker 2: We have to squash this. Didn't I cared enough to
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  Speaker 2: find it. Did he paint his ebbs on?
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  Speaker 3: I've seen for the movie Barbie?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: They were. They were heavily airbrushed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I wondered about that when I saw it because I've
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  Speaker 1: seen Barbie and I thought, is anybody including him that ripped?
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  Speaker 3: So he he is ripped.
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  Speaker 6: But they definitely went in and did some some shadowing
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  Speaker 6: to make it look more like the Barbie doll.
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  Speaker 2: He's portraying a doll. That's true.
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  Speaker 6: Emily Blunt was apparently an Oppenheimer would so that's the wife,
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  Speaker 6: the wife from op on whatever.
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  Speaker 3: I'm with Joe on this.
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  Speaker 2: I could not hold any Berbenheimer controversy that this rivalry.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, shut up.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's it.