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Episode 68: Bad Education · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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Speaker 1: The Blazed and Confused podcast is rated M for marijuana.
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Speaker 1: No minors, mature audiences only. You're going to be in
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Speaker 1: a show? What's it called?
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Speaker 2: Popcorn Pushers.
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Speaker 1: It's an online.
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Speaker 2: That sounds a little kinky, doesn't it? Now that you
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Speaker 2: mention it, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Pushers of popcorn. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: It's a workplace comedy.
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Speaker 1: Where you push them, huh?
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Speaker 2: Workplace comedy based at a movie theater.
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Speaker 1: Oh, cool. Okay.
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Speaker 2: Not a casting couch kind of movie theater.
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Speaker 1: But I'd see both. Yeah. It's fun.
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Speaker 2: If it's got Tyler Rothrock in it, I'm going to
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Speaker 2: be there.
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Speaker 3: He's not in it. We just use his mom's house.
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Speaker 3: She has a really nice garden. It gets kinkier as
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Speaker 3: the time goes on.
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Speaker 1: It's amazing. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I was talking to his mom about her bush.
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Speaker 1: Oh, wow. And we start with quite a wide swing,
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Speaker 1: don't we? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I mean, we went from being outside watching your dog
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Speaker 2: poop and cheering her on.
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Speaker 1: It was impressive.
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Speaker 2: Do you think she hated that, by the way?
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Speaker 1: Probably. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: How would you feel being in the bathroom and some
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Speaker 2: guy going, Doing a good job.
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Speaker 1: Give it all you got, man.
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Speaker 3: I was just at some several rest stops along the
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Speaker 3: way on a road trip. And there's always someone in
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Speaker 3: there on a phone conversation in.
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Speaker 1: The, you know. Oh, yeah. That's so awkward.
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Speaker 2: Just like, why are you talking?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I'm noticing this. I'm going to the gym a lot
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Speaker 4: more now as we talked about. And I'm noticing there's
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Speaker 4: signs everywhere in the gym. Don't talk on your phone
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Speaker 4: in the gym. But yet people do it.
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Speaker 2: Are they on their AirPods or are people just on speakerphone?
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Speaker 1: All of the above. Oh, my God. All of the above.
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Speaker 1: Anyone who talks on their phone.
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Speaker 3: I'm not sure which I hate more because the AirPods,
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Speaker 3: it's like you think they're talking to you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. And sometimes it's like an aggressive thing.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, what? What did you say?
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Speaker 5: Huh?
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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, you're an asshole talking on your earphone.
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Speaker 3: And similarly related, recently I've seen, you know, more at concerts,
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Speaker 3: like people like FaceTiming with their partner or something. And
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Speaker 3: you see there, you see there, you see there, they're
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Speaker 3: shooting at the thing, but then you just see the
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Speaker 3: person and it's like a woman, like half asleep, like
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Speaker 3: just on a, on a pillow, like, like, oh yeah,
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Speaker 3: she's really enjoying this. I was at the 4th of
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Speaker 3: July fireworks extravaganza at our local ballpark here in the
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Speaker 3: one year. And somebody was FaceTiming with somebody while the
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Speaker 3: fireworks were going off. And I got to stand behind
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Speaker 3: these people and she had her phone on. And this
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Speaker 3: young girl was just like, She didn't even want to
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Speaker 3: watch this at all. It was like her mom insisted,
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Speaker 3: you know.
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Speaker 1: But yeah.
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Speaker 2: You're here with us. There's a reason she's not. She's like, mom,
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Speaker 2: I just want to be drinking somewhere right now. She
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Speaker 2: probably was.
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Speaker 4: When people say that phones have ruined the world, I
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Speaker 4: might not disagree with that, you know?
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Speaker 1: I agree. It's crazy.
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Speaker 2: People used to talk to people and do things and
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Speaker 2: hang out back in the day i mean i still
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Speaker 2: don't want to do that but i know annoyingly at
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Speaker 2: least we have can i take you out for your
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Speaker 2: birthday is like yeah in about six months i said
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Speaker 2: yeah i'm just fucking you know what in my defense
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Speaker 2: in that in that instance that you just brought up
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Speaker 2: there can you take me off i said.
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Speaker 4: Yes when would you like to go well you kept
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Speaker 4: saying next week you said next week about three times now.
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Speaker 2: Have i done that oh yeah Oh, I didn't mean
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Speaker 2: anything by it.
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Speaker 1: I love that.
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Speaker 2: But you've been busy. You have like your gigs and stuff.
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Speaker 1: No, you're right. I have been very busy. Yes.
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Speaker 2: Tell people what you've been doing besides giving me shit.
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Speaker 2: And watching your dog shit.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And watching your dog shit.
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Speaker 1: I normally don't watch her. we were going, yeah, Lucy.
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Speaker 1: So there's services.
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Speaker 4: There's like, you know, there's services now that you can
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Speaker 4: hire somebody to come pick up dog shit in your backyard.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Tempting.
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Speaker 4: However, honestly, like I scooped her shit for two weeks
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Speaker 4: when I moved in here and then I gave up.
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Speaker 1: And honestly, I think that when you, I know this
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Speaker 1: is like a landmine out there. Is that what you're saying?
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Speaker 1: Hear me out. Hear me out.
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Speaker 4: I think when the shit sits out there and it
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Speaker 4: dries up, it's no big deal. It just like kind
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Speaker 4: of wilts away. It goes into the universe. You know
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Speaker 4: what I mean?
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Speaker 1: It blows away. Like it gets all like, you know
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Speaker 1: what I mean?
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Speaker 2: Like when it, when it sits out there for a
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Speaker 2: little bit and it gets harder when your waist wastes away.
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Speaker 1: It's been windy the past couple of days. It just
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Speaker 1: like blows away.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Or does it, I mean, I guess maybe it
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Speaker 2: could attract other animals to like scope this shit out.
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Speaker 2: Maybe you also like you're going to step in it eventually.
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Speaker 2: Honestly though, I don't, I think it goes into the earth.
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Speaker 4: I literally mow the lawn. And I wear different shoes, obviously,
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Speaker 4: to mow the lawn. But there's never dog shit on
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Speaker 4: the bottom of my shoes. Explain that to me. Where
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Speaker 4: does it go?
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Speaker 2: The universe swallows up. It goes into the mower and
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Speaker 2: it chews back out at you. You're just spraying shit everywhere.
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Speaker 2: You know you're doing it.
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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so.
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Speaker 3: It goes back into the earth.
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Speaker 4: Speaking of my yard, I do have the highest grass
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Speaker 4: on the block right now. But it's gotten cold enough
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Speaker 4: now where I'm like, I don't know. I'm just going
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Speaker 4: to wait until it.
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Speaker 1: Frost.
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Speaker 2: Do it like one more time.
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Speaker 5: I know.
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Speaker 4: I know I should be doing it one more time,
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Speaker 4: but it's too cold now. And now I'm like, I
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Speaker 4: suddenly like really don't give a fuck at all about
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Speaker 4: the yard now.
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Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?
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Speaker 2: Like I went from, oh man, maybe I like added
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Speaker 2: every once a week. I was.
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Speaker 4: And then I was like, oh my God, maybe I
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Speaker 4: should remulch my yard before like it gets cold. Now
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Speaker 4: suddenly it was 60 degrees one day and I'm like, well,
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Speaker 4: too cold and I don't.
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Speaker 2: Give a fuck. Oh, well, you'll get to it. Ben's here,
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Speaker 2: by the way.
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Speaker 1: Ben! Bowtie Ben. Can we call you Bowtie Ben? Of course.
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Speaker 2: It's season. I was there the other day for preseason
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Speaker 2: game number one.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 2: Preseason game number two and then home opener October 3rd.
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Speaker 2: Tell people who you are and all the things you
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Speaker 2: do over there. I'm Bowtie Ben.
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Speaker 3: I rock the mic over at PPL Center since first
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Speaker 3: game of 2014.
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Speaker 2: So this is wow.
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Speaker 1: Really? Isn't that awesome?
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Speaker 2: Lucky season 13.
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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So good for you. I remember, I remember when you
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Speaker 2: were auditioning.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: We've known each other quite a while now. What was
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Speaker 2: the audition process like?
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Speaker 3: Uh, so it was me and, uh, Rick Michaels actually
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Speaker 3: was kind of in on it. He was, he was, uh,
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Speaker 3: he was auditioning to be the PA guy.
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Speaker 2: Yep. at the time, and I was going in there
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Speaker 2: for the host position.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: I had to say something.
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Speaker 2: Imagine how often that guy would call out for that gig.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: Ben, you would end up doing everything, my guy. You
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Speaker 2: would have the job anyway. You'd be the PA announcer
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Speaker 2: and you'd be Bowtie, but you'd be everywhere. You'd only
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Speaker 2: get paid for one of them. Anyway, I should stop talking.
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Speaker 2: But Bowtie Ben is here. Yeah, I'm here.
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Speaker 3: I'll be back on the microphone for the 13th season
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Speaker 3: of Phantom's hockey.
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Speaker 2: We're going to have some fun.
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Speaker 1: Very cool.
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Speaker 3: And, uh, yeah, I'm also with molten metal media, my
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Speaker 3: social media agency, uh, running lots of cool social media channels,
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Speaker 3: lots of fun stuff. And then my friend said popcorn
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Speaker 3: pushers as well. So I'm in the cast now and, uh,
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Speaker 3: run their social.
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Speaker 1: So, Sweet, man.
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Speaker 3: Supporting local artists. Where can people follow that Popcorn Pushers thing?
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Speaker 3: That's at Popcorn Pushers.
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Speaker 1: Easy as that. Yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 2: You can follow me at Molten Metal Media or at
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Speaker 2: Bowtie Ben Host.
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Speaker 4: Did you know how to skate before you auditioned for
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Speaker 4: the job as Bowtie Ben?
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Speaker 2: I honestly don't skate there at all.
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Speaker 1: You don't? You just run on the ice. I run
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Speaker 1: on the ice.
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Speaker 3: So like the times I'm out there nowadays, especially is
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Speaker 3: like during the intermission. So it's before the Zamboni has
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Speaker 3: gone out there. And it's after the players have played
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Speaker 3: 20 minutes of hockey. So like there's all the grooves
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Speaker 3: and the ice, just like the powder of the ice.
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Speaker 3: So there's grip. Like I can kind of run or not.
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Speaker 3: I wouldn't like sprint, but I could like jog on
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Speaker 3: there and feel comfortable.
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Speaker 1: I never noticed that. I could have sworn you.
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Speaker 3: I don't just because it's so hard because sometimes I
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Speaker 3: got to like host a game on the ice and
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Speaker 3: then like I got to come off the ice and
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Speaker 3: read the birthdays. And then like two minutes later, I
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Speaker 3: got to be on the stage for another game or something.
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Speaker 3: So just taking on and off with skates and shoes
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Speaker 3: would be a pain in the butt.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So, uh, have you ever skated? I do skate though.
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Speaker 1: I did.
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Speaker 3: I used to play, uh, like roller hockey and, uh,
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Speaker 3: I did ice skate a little bit. Every time I
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Speaker 3: go ice skating, like it takes me like a few
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Speaker 3: laps around and be like, okay, I can got my
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Speaker 3: feet under me at least.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Uh, so I can, I can skate if, uh, if
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Speaker 2: I don't know how people do that shit, man. I
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Speaker 2: grew up skating.
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Speaker 1: I know.
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Speaker 4: I don't know how you people do that. I, any
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Speaker 4: of the skating, ice skating, uh, What's the other one?
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Speaker 1: Roller skating. Rollerblading. Rollerblading. That's even crazier.
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Speaker 3: Rollerblading is easier than roller skating to me.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's nice.
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Speaker 2: Oh, dude, we should go roller skating.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God, no.
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Speaker 2: That'd be so much fun. Absolutely not. Just watching him
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Speaker 2: run into the rails just to stop. Yeah, I did
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Speaker 2: that one time.
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Speaker 1: Maybe once or twice.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, let's take you ice skating.
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Speaker 1: I've done that. Because there's a lot more danger. I've
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Speaker 1: done that once.
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Speaker 2: There's a lot more danger. There's even more danger into it.
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Speaker 1: I did that one time. Hated it.
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Speaker 2: You can face plant and you can... slice your neck open.
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Speaker 1: It's even scary. It's too cold too. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: What's the, what's the appeal in that? Ice skating? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's fun. Is it?
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Speaker 2: I'm a sweaty boy. So I like, you go around
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Speaker 2: in a circle.
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Speaker 1: How was that fun?
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Speaker 2: You have an ice skating rink. You can do more
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Speaker 2: than a circle.
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Speaker 4: I went with a group of friends once in New
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Speaker 4: York and we skated at what's it called? Rockefeller center,
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Speaker 4: which first off you got to pay an arm and
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Speaker 4: a leg and then you got to wait around all day.
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Speaker 2: By the way, I might be going there for the
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Speaker 2: first time ever.
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Speaker 1: I don't remember. No, don't do that.
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't waste a fucking time.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: You got to pay all this money. You got to
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Speaker 4: like reserve it months in advance. You pay all this
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Speaker 4: money and then you wait in line all day and
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Speaker 4: then you, and the whole time I'm thinking.
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Speaker 2: Is it time to like, do you have to be
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Speaker 2: out of there in like 35 minutes or something?
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Speaker 4: I have no idea, honestly, because I just was so
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Speaker 4: miserable the whole time and I just held the side
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Speaker 4: of it and thought, I can't believe I paid. I
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Speaker 4: don't even know how much it was. I tried to
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Speaker 4: etch it out of my memory. It was not a
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Speaker 4: great experience. There's a rink at Bryant Park, too. It's
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Speaker 4: probably cheaper.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, probably. It's a nicer.
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Speaker 4: What's the appeal of that? Go around in a circle,
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Speaker 4: even if you can do it. It's like, aren't you
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Speaker 4: tired of this?
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Speaker 1: You feel better?
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Speaker 3: You clearly never brought a significant other there because you
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Speaker 3: can hold their hand so they don't fall.
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Speaker 1: He's not going to be the one falling.
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Speaker 2: Arena host, Bowtie Ben. You have the social media marketing group. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Metal Media.
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Speaker 2: You're in a band too. You have a lot going on.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, too much.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, midsummer.
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Speaker 3: Trying to get more gigs. So if you want some,
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Speaker 3: you know, original prog rock. from the lehigh valley we
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Speaker 3: also do some cool uh covers as well working on
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Speaker 3: uh recording our second ep uh hopefully this winter i've
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Speaker 3: been saying that for months but you know we'll get
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Speaker 3: there it's not winter yet so it's not winter yet
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Speaker 3: of course it's there so yeah good stuff ahead.
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Speaker 4: Damn awesome bowtie ben does it all it really does
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Speaker 4: yeah The utility man.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that was a thing back in the day.
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Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah. He was a mascot. Uh, remind me, remind
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Speaker 1: me where.
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Speaker 3: Uh, I've been a mascot, uh, Syracuse university was kind
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Speaker 3: of the, my first, uh, stuff there. Uh, I've been
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Speaker 3: best friends with, uh, the mascots at several places, including
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Speaker 3: the Trenton thunder and, uh, hanging out with my boy
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Speaker 3: and girl Ferris and Fifi over at, uh, the piggies, uh,
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Speaker 3: among other places.
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Speaker 1: So yeah.
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Speaker 2: Lots of mascot friends. Ben just likes to have fun.
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Speaker 2: Jack of all trades.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's way better than either of us.
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Speaker 4: Also, I was thinking about this because I knew you
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Speaker 4: were coming today, and I was thinking, like, I feel
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Speaker 4: you're kind of, like, scholarly.
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, you got the brains.
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Speaker 2: I got brains behind the craziness.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like you could go on
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Speaker 1: Jeopardy and, like, do well. I'd do okay. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I think I'm more of, like, a Wheel of Fortune.
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Speaker 2: I keep, like, saying, like, which game would I want
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Speaker 2: to go on?
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Speaker 1: I'm a Wheel of Fortune.
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Speaker 2: I feel like this show is, like, a mix of
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Speaker 2: Wheel of Fortune and the other one you said, Jeff.
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Speaker 2: You know.
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Speaker 1: They brought back Pop Culture Jeopardy. I don't know if
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Speaker 1: you saw it. It's on Netflix now with Colin Jost.
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Speaker 1: He's the host. It's good.
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Speaker 2: Colin Jost is the host. I think I would do
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Speaker 2: well with that.
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Speaker 1: It's very good.
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Speaker 4: However, I feel like a freaking moron because I watch
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Speaker 4: this and I don't know any of these.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my God, do I really live under
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Speaker 1: a rock?
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Speaker 4: Because the few music questions I'm getting right, but that's
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Speaker 4: about it. I really don't know shit about movies and
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Speaker 4: actors and actresses and famous people. Even when I was
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Speaker 4: in California last year, you know, we were like driving
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Speaker 4: in the car and all my friends are like, Oh my.
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Speaker 1: God, there's blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I know them on the streaming app. Episode 68.
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Speaker 2: When I start the show.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Jeez.
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Speaker 2: A very talented, very entertaining guest today.
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Speaker 1: We've been blabbing. Ben Youngerman. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: We're running late. Yeah, really hit the button.
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Speaker 5: The Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel. The
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Speaker 5: trivia podcast where truth.
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Speaker 1: Theory, and THC collide.
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Speaker 5: Let's spark your curiosity and light up some knowledge. The
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Speaker 5: Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel starts now.
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Speaker 1: Actually, it started like a long time ago, but that's okay.
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Speaker 1: How long ago? I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Isn't that funny about time?
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Speaker 1: A couple minutes ago. Sometimes.
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Speaker 3: We could probably go out to the backyard and carbon
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Speaker 3: date the poop in the backyard and see how long
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Speaker 3: ago that was.
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Speaker 1: What does carbon date mean?
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Speaker 3: You use carbon and its deterioration to tell how much
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Speaker 3: time has passed.
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Speaker 1: Smart person.
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Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're saying. That's how you
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Speaker 3: can tell how old dinosaur bones are and stuff.
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 2: No. You'll get there one day. You'll open a book.
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Speaker 2: He's been reading. I've been opening... All right, so this
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Speaker 2: is my dilemma, right? I've been reading... I read now
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Speaker 2: for like at least an hour a day, or I
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Speaker 2: try to.
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Speaker 4: I skip a couple... Like I had to skip a
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Speaker 4: couple days last week when I was really, really busy.
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Speaker 4: But I'm trying to read, and I'm almost done with it.
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Speaker 4: I only have like... I have like, I don't know,
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Speaker 4: less than 50 pages probably. I'm trying to read Misery
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Speaker 4: by Stephen King because I love the movie so much.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't do movies, but I really love that movie. So.
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Speaker 4: I got the book and it's just a tough read.
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Speaker 4: It's hard, man. If you don't, do you know the
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Speaker 4: story of misery or what it's about?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I've seen the movie. I don't know. You know?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So the movie. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: So for people that haven't seen misery, it's about this
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Speaker 4: author that gets like stuck in the, this really awful
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Speaker 4: like winter storm and he crashes his car and he's
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Speaker 4: just so happened to be saved by his biggest fan
13:55
Speaker 4: who used to be a nurse and like side note
13:57
Speaker 4: used to kill people. But then she like nurses him
13:59
Speaker 4: back to health slash tries to kill him. Slash makes
14:03
Speaker 4: him rewrite his previous books. And part of misery is
14:08
Speaker 4: like him. getting better and recuperating, but also writing this book.
14:13
Speaker 4: So I have to read a book within a book,
14:15
Speaker 4: which is so fucked.
14:17
Speaker 1: Like I, and honestly, like it's come to the point
14:18
Speaker 1: where I just like started skipping pages.
14:20
Speaker 4: Cause it's like, I don't give a fuck about the
14:22
Speaker 4: book that you're writing within this book that I'm reading. Like,
14:25
Speaker 4: so now, so now like, I don't know what to
14:28
Speaker 4: do because part of me wants to give up on
14:30
Speaker 4: this book altogether, but I also want to like finish
14:32
Speaker 4: it because I don't want to quit.
14:34
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
14:34
Speaker 2: My only suggestion would be maybe do the audio book,
14:38
Speaker 2: finish it that way. Yeah. Kathy Bates reads misery.
14:43
Speaker 4: Maybe that would be better than, I don't know. At
14:44
Speaker 4: least finish that one. There's just so much irrelevant shit.
14:47
Speaker 2: Do you find yourself like skipping ahead, like kind of
14:49
Speaker 2: going like yada, yada, yada, yada, or I haven't been
14:52
Speaker 2: a reader since I was, my.
14:53
Speaker 4: Biggest problem, my biggest problem with reading still. And this
14:56
Speaker 4: is why I, I, I mean, haven't really been a
14:59
Speaker 4: reader up until recently.
15:00
Speaker 1: Tell me about reading Joel.
15:02
Speaker 4: I know I, I, my problem is I sit and read,
15:04
Speaker 4: but I think about other shit. And before you know it,
15:06
Speaker 4: I've read 20 pages and I have no idea what happened.
15:08
Speaker 5: Yeah.
15:09
Speaker 1: Which is crazy.
15:10
Speaker 4: Just like on autopilot. So this is a problem with misery.
15:12
Speaker 4: I catch myself doing that like a lot.
15:14
Speaker 5: Yeah.
15:15
Speaker 1: A lot, a lot.
15:16
Speaker 3: I have a goal to read a book about every U.S.
15:18
Speaker 3: president and I am currently at zero of those books.
15:22
Speaker 1: Oh, man. Don't you want to skip one in particular
15:27
Speaker 1: or maybe two? I could think of two that I
15:29
Speaker 1: would skip.
15:29
Speaker 2: We'll let history pass a little before that, before a
15:32
Speaker 2: couple of them. There's one I would definitely skip. Well, yeah,
15:35
Speaker 2: but think about that. Goddamn John Adams. Number two. That's
15:41
Speaker 2: very funny.
15:42
Speaker 1: Wasn't John Adams a piece of shit?
15:44
Speaker 2: No, he was actually really good. Was he? He was
15:46
Speaker 2: actually one of my favorites.
15:47
Speaker 1: Yeah. You're in the presidents, you know, the presidents. Uh,
15:50
Speaker 1: well enough. Yeah.
15:51
Speaker 3: More revolutionary history. He was, he was big on, you know, he, he, uh, defended, uh,
15:56
Speaker 3: like the British soldiers, uh, in court. Cause he believed
16:00
Speaker 3: in like, you know, the rule of law, even if
16:02
Speaker 3: you don't, you know, believe in the people or you
16:04
Speaker 3: don't believe in there.
16:05
Speaker 1: Yeah.
16:06
Speaker 2: You know, you still believe in their rights and stuff
16:08
Speaker 2: like that. Um, He was the one that said Independence
16:12
Speaker 2: Day would be celebrated on July 2nd, not July 4th.
16:16
Speaker 2: Because that's the day they actually ratified it. And then
16:18
Speaker 2: it took them like two days to like write an explanation.
16:21
Speaker 2: But like they voted on becoming a native. This is
16:24
Speaker 2: so interesting. And a nation on July 2nd. And he
16:26
Speaker 2: wrote in his old books like, July 2nd will be
16:29
Speaker 2: met with pomp and circumstance and fireworks forevermore and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
16:34
Speaker 2: And you know the fact about him and Jefferson's death day?
16:39
Speaker 2: It was the same day. They died on the same day.
16:40
Speaker 2: That was one of our trivia questions. Oh, I was
16:42
Speaker 2: going to say, I feel like I've heard this before.
16:44
Speaker 2: July 4th, 1826, the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.
16:51
Speaker 1: Remember that? We talked about that. I don't remember that.
16:53
Speaker 1: One of our smartest guests. Yeah, that was impressive. You
16:56
Speaker 1: sure you don't read? You sound like you read. I
16:57
Speaker 1: don't read.
16:58
Speaker 2: I just paid attention in school. Do me a favor, Joel.
17:00
Speaker 2: Read question 10 on the rapid round sheet.
17:03
Speaker 1: I would. You didn't give me my shit. Oh, here, Joel.
17:06
Speaker 2: Read this question 10. Did I just steal a question?
17:09
Speaker 2: On the rapid round sheet.
17:13
Speaker 1: No way. Unplanned. Who was the second president?
17:17
Speaker 2: Wow. I swear I didn't look at the notes. It's
17:20
Speaker 2: a weird day. That was weird. Well, you got that
17:24
Speaker 2: one right.
17:24
Speaker 1: I got it right already. Wow. All right. Well, let's
17:27
Speaker 1: do the rapid round then, shall we? All right, here
17:28
Speaker 1: we go. The game begins in three, two, one.
17:33
Speaker 4: All right, Ben, what do you call a group of lions?
17:39
Speaker 1: A pride? A pride. Wow.
17:40
Speaker 2: What is the world's largest island? Antarctica. No. No, it's not?
17:46
Speaker 5: No.
17:46
Speaker 1: Australia. No. No?
17:48
Speaker 2: It's still a continent, I guess.
17:49
Speaker 1: Damn it. What's the only fruit to have its seeds
17:52
Speaker 1: on the outside?
17:53
Speaker 2: A strawberry?
17:55
Speaker 1: Yeah.
17:56
Speaker 2: What gas makes balloons float?
17:58
Speaker 1: Helium. Yeah.
17:59
Speaker 2: What's the only sport ever played on the moon?
18:03
Speaker 1: Golf. Yes.
18:04
Speaker 2: According to the Guinness World Records, what is the most
18:07
Speaker 2: commonly used letter in the English language? E.
18:09
Speaker 1: Yes.
18:09
Speaker 5: Yes.
18:10
Speaker 1: What's the name of the winged horse in Greek mythology? Pegasus? Yeah.
18:15
Speaker 2: What is a deep, wide trench that surrounds a castle called?
18:20
Speaker 1: Yo ass. A moat.
18:22
Speaker 2: Yeah. What's the square root of 144?
18:26
Speaker 1: 12. Yeah.
18:27
Speaker 2: Who is the second president of the United States?
18:34
Speaker 1: John Adams. Yeah.
18:36
Speaker 2: Wow. First to live in the White House.
18:39
Speaker 1: Well done.
18:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was still being built, right? I told
18:42
Speaker 2: you you're a scholar. Very, very smart. Educational podcast. See,
18:47
Speaker 2: he probably listens to our show. That's why he's so smart.
18:50
Speaker 1: Is that why?
18:50
Speaker 2: That makes sense to me. I crave answers now that
18:53
Speaker 2: I listen to this show.
18:55
Speaker 1: So do we.
18:56
Speaker 2: What do you call a group of lions? You got
18:58
Speaker 2: that one right. We did this one before. I think
19:02
Speaker 2: I asked you this and that you said lines.
19:05
Speaker 1: What? We asked this question before. But anyway, lions. You
19:08
Speaker 1: got that.
19:08
Speaker 2: It was a pride question. The world's largest island.
19:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you say? You said Australia. Antarctica. Antarctica.
19:16
Speaker 1: Any other guesses here before we.
19:17
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like I know this, but.
19:19
Speaker 1: I think we kind of like own them now. That's
19:20
Speaker 1: a big hint. Might be one of ours. Oh.
19:24
Speaker 3: Hawaii?
19:24
Speaker 1: Oh, Greenland. Greenland. Yeah. Strawberries. We're sorry. They got the
19:31
Speaker 1: seeds on the outside. We should apologize to the people
19:33
Speaker 1: that live in Greenland. Probably. For all our Greenlandian listeners,
19:37
Speaker 1: we're sorry. Is that what they're called? Greenlandians. Now they are. Cool.
19:40
Speaker 1: I like that word.
19:41
Speaker 2: Greenlanders?
19:42
Speaker 1: Greenlanders. Maybe it's that. Now Americans, no.
19:47
Speaker 2: Seeds on the outside. You got strawberry, the gas that
19:49
Speaker 2: makes it. balloons float. That would be helium. You did
19:51
Speaker 2: get that one.
19:52
Speaker 1: What else did we learn? What else did we learn?
19:55
Speaker 1: We learned that the only sport ever played on the moon, golf. Yeah,
19:59
Speaker 1: that's right. If you believe in the moon landing. Correct answer, none.
20:03
Speaker 1: If you believe in it. If you believe in the
20:04
Speaker 1: moon landing, yes. Lying bullshit.
20:06
Speaker 2: That's what they play on the moon.
20:09
Speaker 1: Lies.
20:11
Speaker 2: According to the Guinness, shouldn't it be Book of World Records? Well,
20:15
Speaker 2: they have a book, but they also are just known
20:17
Speaker 2: as the Guinness World Records.
20:18
Speaker 1: Oh, are they?
20:19
Speaker 5: Yeah.
20:19
Speaker 1: Okay. No relation to the beer, right? No, different. Different?
20:23
Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
20:23
Speaker 1: That should just be one whole family.
20:25
Speaker 2: I did spell it wrong. I'm surprised you didn't call
20:27
Speaker 2: that out.
20:28
Speaker 1: Gissness. Gissness. Gissness.
20:33
Speaker 2: What is the most commonly used letter in the English language?
20:36
Speaker 2: That would be the letter E.
20:37
Speaker 4: This is giving me flashbacks to Misery by Stephen King
20:40
Speaker 4: because you know what bullshit I read this morning?
20:43
Speaker 1: Guess what? The E on his typewriter broke. It's annoying.
20:46
Speaker 1: Don't you hate when that happens?
20:47
Speaker 2: You know why it's annoying? It's the most commonly used
20:49
Speaker 2: letter in the English language. Actually, that was in the book.
20:52
Speaker 1: Huh. Was it really?
20:54
Speaker 2: He said, I'm losing my mind because the most fucking
20:56
Speaker 2: commonly used letter in the English language is now gone
20:59
Speaker 2: from my typewriter.
21:00
Speaker 1: It's a weird day. Yeah, all these giants. It's a
21:04
Speaker 1: weird day.
21:06
Speaker 2: Pegasus, you got that. Mote, or your big ass, you
21:08
Speaker 2: had said. The square root of 144 is 12. I
21:11
Speaker 2: have no.
21:13
Speaker 1: Idea how square roots work. Couldn't do them.
21:15
Speaker 2: I don't get square roots. I just know my times tables.
21:20
Speaker 1: I don't know those either.
21:21
Speaker 2: 1 times 12 is 144. So the square root of
21:24
Speaker 2: 1 is 1. 2 times 2 is 4. That is
21:26
Speaker 2: the most useless form of arithmetic ever. I mean, really
21:31
Speaker 2: like where, where do you apply square rootage in, in
21:36
Speaker 2: normal life? I don't know, but it's easy. Rootage. It's not,
21:42
Speaker 2: it's not a hard concept to grasp.
21:44
Speaker 1: Yeah.
21:45
Speaker 2: Maybe when you get the bigger numbers, it's harder to
21:47
Speaker 2: calculate in your brain.
21:48
Speaker 4: I was always taught to put a square root in
21:50
Speaker 4: a calculator, honestly, because like, like math for me in
21:54
Speaker 4: school was sitting with a calculator for 99.9% of the class.
21:56
Speaker 5: Huh?
21:58
Speaker 2: And just making boobs come out of it?
22:00
Speaker 1: Pretty much, yeah. What is it? Three, zero, three? Well, no. See,
22:05
Speaker 1: I can't do the numbers.
22:07
Speaker 2: Wait, 8-8-8-8-8-0-0-8. Wait.
22:13
Speaker 1: Yeah. Eight zero zero one.
22:16
Speaker 2: Well, technically you would spell it backwards. Yeah, you'd spell
22:18
Speaker 2: it backwards.
22:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, right. So three.
22:20
Speaker 2: No, no.
22:23
Speaker 1: You were doing it already. No, S. Boobies. Yeah, S. Backwards.
22:27
Speaker 1: What's that? Three.
22:28
Speaker 5: No.
22:29
Speaker 1: S is not three?
22:30
Speaker 2: I don't think my calculator had enough spaces for boobies.
22:33
Speaker 1: It's five.
22:34
Speaker 2: And then the three is the E. All right, all right.
22:38
Speaker 1: I is one.
22:39
Speaker 2: Eight zero zero eight. It's in the shape of the letter.
22:45
Speaker 3: This isn't even math. It's just like that. It's a
22:48
Speaker 3: number that looks like a letter. We all have our
22:51
Speaker 3: strengths and weaknesses. I can't do numbers without a calculator.
22:55
Speaker 3: I even have the extent of.
22:56
Speaker 4: Me using numbers is like, you know, BPM beats per
22:59
Speaker 4: minutes on songs. And that's about it. And sometimes I
23:02
Speaker 4: even struggle with that. Let me tell you. You got
23:04
Speaker 4: to divide sometimes.
23:05
Speaker 1: I get it, buddy. It's okay.
23:07
Speaker 2: The drive-thru menus, the combos go up to like 10
23:10
Speaker 2: or 11, you know?
23:10
Speaker 1: Yeah.
23:11
Speaker 4: And last night I'm like, oh my God, what's 150
23:13
Speaker 4: divided by two?
23:16
Speaker 1: Great. Where's my phone? Oh no, dude, that's an easy one.
23:20
Speaker 4: Oh, come on. I wouldn't even think about it. I
23:22
Speaker 4: would just automatically get my phone. I wouldn't even think
23:24
Speaker 4: about it.
23:25
Speaker 1: That's not good, man.
23:28
Speaker 2: We're going right into random thoughts pretty much without pressing
23:30
Speaker 2: the button.
23:31
Speaker 1: This whole podcast is one big random thought. It's a
23:33
Speaker 1: giant one. Blazed and confused. Random thoughts.
23:38
Speaker 2: Read the top one. I want your opinion. And we
23:40
Speaker 2: might get some sound for this one, maybe.
23:43
Speaker 1: Becker. I read Becker's random thoughts.
23:45
Speaker 4: The song Ebony Eyes by Bob Welsh sounds like the
23:49
Speaker 4: music Home Depot uses. I haven't looked it up to
23:54
Speaker 4: see if it's true. Where are you coming up with this?
23:57
Speaker 2: I heard this song the other day, and I thought
23:59
Speaker 2: it was the Home Depot music bed as soon as
24:03
Speaker 2: it started.
24:05
Speaker 1: That one? Yeah. I think. Listen to it. Let's pull
24:09
Speaker 1: it up. You've heard?
24:09
Speaker 2: I heard it the other day, played in a store.
24:12
Speaker 2: Which song again? It's called Ebony Eyes by Bob Welch.
24:21
Speaker 1: Oh, it does.
24:29
Speaker 2: All right. Now play the Home Depot thing. What do
24:37
Speaker 2: you think? It's like some more keys.
24:44
Speaker 3: It's got some more groove.
24:52
Speaker 1: That part may be a little bit. That's the part.
24:55
Speaker 2: Yeah.
24:57
Speaker 1: I can hear it a little bit. All right. Anyway.
24:59
Speaker 2: I heard that the other day and I was like, oh.
25:01
Speaker 2: I wonder if Home Depot.
25:02
Speaker 1: Still uses that.
25:03
Speaker 4: I feel like I don't hear that as much anymore.
25:05
Speaker 1: I think they do. Do they? I think that. It's
25:06
Speaker 1: probably all copyrighted. Please don't sue us. Please.
25:09
Speaker 2: We're commenting. We're looking for a sponsor. Home Depot sponsor
25:14
Speaker 2: us here.
25:14
Speaker 1: Yes, please. Should we practice our commercial? Yeah, let's try it.
25:18
Speaker 1: I bought my lawnmower at the Home Depot. It's true.
25:21
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I went to Lowe's. Their lawnmowers
25:24
Speaker 1: fucking suck. That's why I went to Home Depot. I know.
25:27
Speaker 2: That's where I get my wood. I used to go
25:31
Speaker 2: to Lowe's, but their wood is shit. So I went
25:34
Speaker 2: to Home Depot. Shop online at HomeDepot.com. Give a disclaimer quick.
25:42
Speaker 2: Terms and restrictions apply. See dealer for details. Dealer for details?
25:45
Speaker 1: What fucking dealer?
25:46
Speaker 2: That's an easy one. Terms and conditions apply.
25:51
Speaker 1: What else?
25:52
Speaker 2: I'll read this next one. This is a kind of
25:53
Speaker 2: like a, just a PSA. Gas is still $ 4.
25:55
Speaker 1: 59 a gallon.
25:57
Speaker 4: By my house, by Becker's house, because I'm reading his
25:59
Speaker 4: random thoughts. It hasn't changed since last week. So I
26:03
Speaker 4: guess that means we're winning.
26:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, right? Like no change is good
26:06
Speaker 2: at this point, right? You're going to hate the fact
26:08
Speaker 2: that we're winning so bigly. I know.
26:10
Speaker 3: I was just on a road trip and thankfully it
26:12
Speaker 3: was cheaper in like Kentucky, but I saw several places
26:15
Speaker 3: with diesel over $ 7.
26:16
Speaker 2: That's crazy. You know, there's a gas station right up
26:20
Speaker 2: the road from here.
26:21
Speaker 4: That's like notoriously the cheapest gas station around, right?
26:24
Speaker 2: And I always go to this gas station. I had
26:26
Speaker 2: a wedding in the middle of nowhere. I had to
26:27
Speaker 2: drive all over God's green earth this past weekend.
26:30
Speaker 4: So last week on Friday before my gig, I went
26:32
Speaker 4: to this cheap gas station and I filled my tank halfway.
26:36
Speaker 4: I had half a tank. So I wanted to give
26:38
Speaker 4: it another half to equal a full tank. See, look,
26:40
Speaker 4: I'm good at fractions.
26:41
Speaker 1: You're doing all right. That's math. I'm impressed.
26:44
Speaker 4: It was $ 46 for me to get half a tank
26:48
Speaker 4: of gas.
26:49
Speaker 1: What the fuck? And I'm getting regular gas. This ain't
26:52
Speaker 1: no fancy gas. Some people get fancy gas. I get
26:56
Speaker 1: the regular gas. Yeah, I do too. I'm a regular
26:58
Speaker 1: gas kind of guy. What about you?
27:00
Speaker 2: Regular gas.
27:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, regular gas.
27:01
Speaker 2: Whatever gets me a point A to point B, I
27:02
Speaker 2: don't care.
27:03
Speaker 4: If the regular gas is expensive, that means the fancy
27:06
Speaker 4: gas must be really expensive.
27:07
Speaker 1: Really expensive.
27:08
Speaker 4: So if you're a fancy gas person and fancy gas
27:11
Speaker 4: gets really expensive, do you go to the regular gas then?
27:15
Speaker 1: Or do you have to stick with the fancy gas?
27:17
Speaker 2: Oh, does your car only take the fancy gas?
27:19
Speaker 5: Yeah.
27:19
Speaker 1: I don't know. How's that work?
27:20
Speaker 2: It's accustomed to that fancy gas and probably is going to...
27:23
Speaker 2: turn it to its, I don't know, a bougie version
27:25
Speaker 2: of itself. I don't fucking know.
27:27
Speaker 1: What a waste.
27:28
Speaker 4: Yeah.
27:29
Speaker 2: Four 60 or it was a four 59 a gallon
27:31
Speaker 2: by my house.
27:31
Speaker 1: Still. He's doing such a good job. I'm trusting the process.
27:36
Speaker 5: Yeah.
27:36
Speaker 2: Nothing's wrong.
27:37
Speaker 1: Nothing's wrong. What does this say?
27:38
Speaker 2: Why Trump turned down the deal with Iran?
27:41
Speaker 4: We're not a political, we're not a political podcast.
27:44
Speaker 1: Stop reading the TV.
27:45
Speaker 2: World cup fails to stop us. Tourism slide.
27:50
Speaker 1: What else is new? Right?
27:51
Speaker 4: I tell you, I have to keep the TV on
27:53
Speaker 4: all the time just in case the world officially comes
27:55
Speaker 4: to an end.
27:56
Speaker 1: I want to have a good idea that it's coming.
27:58
Speaker 1: Some kind of heads up. I do, yeah. I think
28:00
Speaker 1: it's coming.
28:03
Speaker 3: Gotta delete your browser history. Just so when the aliens
28:07
Speaker 3: come down.
28:08
Speaker 4: I have a random thought. If you weren't doing the
28:10
Speaker 4: job that you were doing now, what job would you
28:12
Speaker 4: be doing?
28:14
Speaker 1: You guys are employed? Yeah, really.
28:17
Speaker 2: Barely. What would I be doing if I didn't do
28:21
Speaker 2: what I do now?
28:22
Speaker 1: I don't know.
28:23
Speaker 4: Well, let me ask you, what was your missed opportunity job?
28:27
Speaker 4: Like something that you thought you could do or should
28:30
Speaker 4: have done, but didn't.
28:32
Speaker 2: I would really like to fly a plane one day
28:33
Speaker 2: at some point. I thought a pilot would be cool.
28:36
Speaker 1: Nice.
28:36
Speaker 2: You can still do that. Yeah, I probably could.
28:39
Speaker 1: Yeah.
28:40
Speaker 5: No.
28:41
Speaker 1: Too scary. I mean, hey, you do you, but I
28:43
Speaker 1: don't know.
28:44
Speaker 4: Those little planes, it's not the big planes that crash.
28:47
Speaker 1: It's the little ones. And you got to learn on
28:49
Speaker 1: the little ones.
28:50
Speaker 2: If I learn to be a pilot, and I was like, Joel,
28:53
Speaker 2: I can take you to Florida. Do you want to
28:55
Speaker 2: go to Florida? Do you trust me enough to fly you?
28:57
Speaker 1: I don't know. I will say you are a very
28:59
Speaker 1: good driver of the car. Thank you.
29:03
Speaker 4: But I don't know if that necessarily translates to a plane.
29:06
Speaker 4: And with the plane, especially those little tiny fucking ones. Again,
29:09
Speaker 4: there's too much shit that can go wrong.
29:11
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I would have enjoyed being
29:13
Speaker 2: a pilot. I think I would have found like that
29:15
Speaker 2: line of work.
29:16
Speaker 1: Interesting.
29:17
Speaker 2: I follow these like plane things on aviation groups online
29:20
Speaker 2: and stuff and watch planes.
29:21
Speaker 1: So your algorithm is giving you flight simulation. A lot
29:25
Speaker 1: of that. Yeah. Okay.
29:26
Speaker 4: So my algorithm has always been giving me teacher videos
29:30
Speaker 4: like elementary school teacher videos. Dude, I am so inspired
29:34
Speaker 4: by this. I will literally sit here and watch these
29:36
Speaker 4: videos for like hours on end. I feel like part
29:38
Speaker 4: of me is a wasted potential. because I could have
29:41
Speaker 4: been doing this.
29:42
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. You know, my mother
29:44
Speaker 1: was a teacher growing up. Yeah. So I don't know.
29:45
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm grown up watching her and seeing
29:49
Speaker 4: like these, these little kids just like gush over her. And, uh,
29:53
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's just, there's, there's something so special
29:55
Speaker 4: about it. And there's a couple of these teachers that
29:57
Speaker 4: I watch on social media that I'm like, man, you're
29:59
Speaker 4: laughing at me because I love how we started this
30:02
Speaker 4: podcast too, with me, like not being able to, I
30:05
Speaker 4: don't know how square roots work.
30:06
Speaker 2: I think that you would be a very good teacher
30:08
Speaker 2: for young minds.
30:09
Speaker 1: I really do.
30:11
Speaker 2: You're very engaging and you're a good storyteller and you
30:15
Speaker 2: are I don't know. Everything you say has meaning.
30:17
Speaker 1: I don't know.
30:18
Speaker 2: You would be good at it, I think. I'm not
30:19
Speaker 2: laughing at you at all. You'd be like the cool teacher.
30:22
Speaker 1: Right. I don't know. People gushing over him. That's what
30:24
Speaker 1: he wants. Shut the fuck up. Shut up. I'm just joking.
30:27
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I'm joking. You know what
30:29
Speaker 1: I mean, though. What about you, Ben?
30:31
Speaker 2: He's in it for the moms.
30:32
Speaker 4: No, I'm talking about my social media thinks that I'm
30:35
Speaker 4: a teacher. Every other scroll is like, here's how I
30:37
Speaker 4: do my lesson plans. It's like, all right, Christ, I
30:39
Speaker 4: don't need that. But, you know, I just like... I
30:41
Speaker 4: will sit and watch 10 minutes of like a first
30:44
Speaker 4: grade class this morning meeting.
30:46
Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with me? And what about you?
30:50
Speaker 2: If I were five or six inches taller, I'd be
30:52
Speaker 2: a professional mascot.
30:54
Speaker 1: Okay.
30:55
Speaker 2: I had, I've had some auditions along the way and
30:57
Speaker 2: most of them were just like, so you're short.
31:01
Speaker 1: How short are you?
31:02
Speaker 2: I am five, six.
31:03
Speaker 3: Most mascots like costumes and stuff are like five, 10
31:06
Speaker 3: or hot or taller. Like usually like six foot is like,
31:09
Speaker 3: you know, the kind of the prime standard there.
31:11
Speaker 2: So let's wear bigger shoes. I tried.
31:13
Speaker 1: What does a mascot audition look like?
31:17
Speaker 2: Depends on the organization and stuff. I went, I had
31:20
Speaker 2: an audition with the, the Houston Astros to be their
31:23
Speaker 2: backup mascot performer. And it was like seven or eight
31:29
Speaker 2: interviews over like three or four hours. And then I
31:32
Speaker 2: got into costume for like 15 minutes and did a
31:35
Speaker 2: little performance in front of a few people. Um, I
31:38
Speaker 2: know some organizations do a lot more than that. Like
31:41
Speaker 2: you have to come up with a skit and perform
31:43
Speaker 2: it in front of folks and, you know, putting together
31:45
Speaker 2: a whole.
31:47
Speaker 4: You're doing all this without talking, right? Like that's like
31:49
Speaker 4: a huge challenge. You're putting, you're putting something together. That's
31:53
Speaker 4: essentially you dancing, right? Like it's a, it's a.
31:58
Speaker 3: Body language and yeah, having to communicate that way and
32:01
Speaker 3: be entertaining and, you know, uh, have your head on
32:04
Speaker 3: a swivel and entertain folks, but also, you know, you're
32:06
Speaker 3: still the head. You're the, you're the, you're the main
32:09
Speaker 3: branding of the organization. So it's pretty cool.
32:11
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah. So I did that.
32:12
Speaker 3: I also had a interview once with the, the Eagles
32:15
Speaker 3: to be their backup swoop at one point. Um, that was, yeah,
32:20
Speaker 3: I got to go to the, uh, like the practice
32:21
Speaker 3: facility for the Eagles and that was just cool. Nice
32:24
Speaker 3: going in there and talking to them again. It was like,
32:26
Speaker 3: so you're short, like that.
32:28
Speaker 1: Damn it. Yeah. Taller shoe.
32:29
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I'm a good resume, but I'm short
32:34
Speaker 3: shoe inserts or something.
32:35
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
32:36
Speaker 2: I had, I had to think about having your body
32:39
Speaker 2: stretched like leg, leg, leg extensions.
32:42
Speaker 1: I would have done that.
32:43
Speaker 2: I have stilts. You've seen them in them. Leg extensions.
32:47
Speaker 2: I keep running in, running into people on stilts. That sounds,
32:51
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? I feel like I feel
32:53
Speaker 2: like all summer long. I'm like everywhere I go, there's
32:55
Speaker 2: people on stilts. I went to that God awful Ren fair.
32:59
Speaker 2: There was people on stilts all over the place there.
33:01
Speaker 2: And then I was at the fair and people on stilts.
33:03
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
33:03
Speaker 4: That guy, creepy man. I, every time I see people
33:05
Speaker 4: on stilts, I think no way in hell would I
33:09
Speaker 4: ever get on those fucking things.
33:10
Speaker 1: You couldn't fucking pay me.
33:12
Speaker 2: Did you ever see me on my jumping stilts?
33:15
Speaker 1: You do that?
33:15
Speaker 2: I have jumping stilts.
33:17
Speaker 1: Oh dude.
33:17
Speaker 3: They're like they have springs on them so you can
33:20
Speaker 3: jump next time you come here can you bring those
33:22
Speaker 3: so I can get them on camera I.
33:24
Speaker 4: Don't know you know the thing that creeps me out
33:26
Speaker 4: about people on stilts it's like I'm just and maybe
33:28
Speaker 4: it's because I DJ and I'm surrounded by very intoxicated
33:31
Speaker 4: drunk individuals every weekend but drunk people do dumb shit
33:34
Speaker 4: sober people do dumb shit let alone drunk people who's
33:37
Speaker 4: to you know who's to stop grubby little fucking kid
33:40
Speaker 4: or a drunk person from running into some dude on
33:42
Speaker 4: stilts and then next thing you know you're eight feet
33:44
Speaker 4: in the air and you come crashing down like it's horrifying.
33:47
Speaker 1: Dude that's all i think about when i see people
33:49
Speaker 1: on stilts.
33:50
Speaker 3: It's yeah it's you're not wrong right it's it's yeah
33:53
Speaker 3: half of it's like hey don't fall on this kid.
33:57
Speaker 1: Why are you laughing it's the truth it's a funny visual.
34:02
Speaker 2: Mike has his glasses off and he's crying.
34:04
Speaker 1: His face is red. It's a funny visual. No, it's not.
34:08
Speaker 1: I know it's not.
34:08
Speaker 2: It's a horrifying visual. But also a little funny.
34:11
Speaker 1: Just a little bit.
34:13
Speaker 2: Sorry.
34:14
Speaker 4: Are you telling me that you've had the urge to
34:16
Speaker 4: run into a person on stilts when you see them?
34:19
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying that if it happened and I
34:22
Speaker 2: was watching, I would find it very difficult not to laugh.
34:25
Speaker 1: Like, really? Yeah, just a flick. I mean, honestly, it
34:32
Speaker 1: all shares this.
34:33
Speaker 2: If we were in public together and we saw somebody
34:36
Speaker 2: on stilts fall down, you're telling.
34:38
Speaker 1: Me you wouldn't laugh a little bit? no because i
34:40
Speaker 1: think it would kill the fucking.
34:41
Speaker 2: Guy that's what i'm saying like in all seriousness okay
34:44
Speaker 2: fair enough that depends.
34:46
Speaker 3: Where you fall i've fallen on them and thankfully most
34:48
Speaker 3: of the times i was on a baseball field so
34:50
Speaker 3: it was like grass or dirt i would also be
34:52
Speaker 3: concerned by the way my initial response would be to
34:57
Speaker 3: laugh real good and how are you gonna feel after
34:59
Speaker 3: your initial response wears off and the fucking guy is
35:02
Speaker 3: bleeding and dead on the ground right he's.
35:04
Speaker 1: Not that far off the Oh, man. Oh, I lost
35:09
Speaker 1: my shit there for a second.
35:11
Speaker 4: Ooh.
35:11
Speaker 2: And to think we were going to drink Willie Nelson
35:13
Speaker 2: drinks this show.
35:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, really.
35:14
Speaker 4: We said on last week's episode, we said that we
35:17
Speaker 4: were going to drink the weed-infused... Oh, is that what
35:19
Speaker 4: that is over there?
35:20
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Eric, our guest from last week,
35:22
Speaker 1: brought it. We should put those in the refrigerator.
35:24
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
35:24
Speaker 1: I also forgot to do that. That's fine. We'll do
35:26
Speaker 1: it next week. Next week. We'll do it next week.
35:27
Speaker 2: That's a next week thing for episode 69.
35:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to do it on stilts. Hopefully, Becker's
35:33
Speaker 1: not around.
35:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, really. I'll just laugh my ass off. And I'd
35:38
Speaker 2: be worried, too.
35:40
Speaker 1: Sure, it sounds like it. I sound real worried.
35:44
Speaker 2: He would make sure you're okay.
35:45
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And then he would laugh, I'm sure.
35:48
Speaker 2: Come on. I'm saying that I'm genuinely scared. I'm freaked
35:56
Speaker 2: out by this every time I see somebody on stilts.
35:58
Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
36:01
Speaker 2: I'm sorry i'm laughing i just have the giggles right
36:05
Speaker 2: now i'm sorry i know what'll knock you out of
36:07
Speaker 2: that here why don't you get a bunch of questions
36:09
Speaker 2: wrong what do you think great question number one this
36:13
Speaker 2: will get rid of your giggles right away oh god
36:15
Speaker 2: good i'm starting now all right what's the capital of
36:20
Speaker 2: united arab emirates.
36:23
Speaker 1: Go ahead laughy boy.
36:24
Speaker 2: Tell me i get four fucking lifelines this time what's
36:27
Speaker 2: the capital of uae Yeah, he should not count as
36:31
Speaker 2: a lifeline. He's too fucking smart.
36:32
Speaker 1: I don't know this one.
36:33
Speaker 2: No shit.
36:34
Speaker 1: Do you know this one?
36:35
Speaker 2: Really?
36:37
Speaker 1: What's the capital of United Arab Emirates? It is Emirates, right? Yeah.
36:42
Speaker 2: That I believe is Emirates.
36:48
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't know anything over there.
36:54
Speaker 2: I don't want to go to my lifeline right away.
36:56
Speaker 1: I don't know the answer to this. Uh, what's the
36:59
Speaker 1: capital of United Arab Emirates? UAE. You start yelling shit out.
37:03
Speaker 1: You'll come up with it. Maybe. Probably not, but maybe.
37:06
Speaker 1: Sri Lanka. I have no idea. Sri Lanka?
37:08
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, I don't know anything over there. I'm going
37:11
Speaker 2: to go with my lifeline. I think on the first question.
37:13
Speaker 5: Good.
37:13
Speaker 2: I don't really know this one.
37:15
Speaker 1: Abu Dhabi? Is it? Motherfucker. Oh, thank God. I have
37:19
Speaker 1: no idea of anything over there. Did you read that
37:21
Speaker 1: off my screen? I did not. Are you sure? I promise.
37:23
Speaker 1: I'm going to make my screen smaller. It's a problem
37:26
Speaker 1: with my big ass screen.
37:26
Speaker 2: I have very good eyesight, honestly.
37:28
Speaker 1: All right.
37:29
Speaker 2: But I did not cheat.
37:30
Speaker 1: Okay. I don't know anything over there. You've said this
37:33
Speaker 1: about nine times. I know. I just, I wouldn't even
37:36
Speaker 1: know what to shout out.
37:37
Speaker 2: Like everything was just like Bangladesh, you know, like where's
37:41
Speaker 2: that at?
37:42
Speaker 1: I don't know.
37:42
Speaker 2: Do you know where Bangladesh is? I believe that's its
37:45
Speaker 2: own separate country.
37:46
Speaker 1: Is it? I don't know.
37:48
Speaker 4: The extent of my knowledge of Bangladesh is that George
37:50
Speaker 4: Harrison did a concert for Bangladesh.
37:52
Speaker 2: Cause Hey, that's something. Yeah.
37:55
Speaker 1: It was called the concert for Bangladesh. Probably wasn't a
37:58
Speaker 1: good thing. No, I don't remember.
38:00
Speaker 2: Normally you don't raise money for good things.
38:01
Speaker 1: No, I don't. That's just it. Like, I don't know.
38:04
Speaker 1: Hey guys, they're doing so well.
38:06
Speaker 2: Brenda just graduated college. We're just giving her some money
38:10
Speaker 2: because she deserves it.
38:11
Speaker 1: That's just it.
38:12
Speaker 4: I remember that the concert was to raise money for
38:14
Speaker 4: Bangladesh and I know shit was fucked up there, but
38:17
Speaker 4: I don't know why or how or what was going on,
38:20
Speaker 4: but they raised money for him.
38:22
Speaker 1: Gotcha.
38:22
Speaker 2: That's good for him.
38:23
Speaker 1: Bangladesh. Yeah.
38:25
Speaker 5: No.
38:25
Speaker 1: It's Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi.
38:30
Speaker 1: Next one.
38:31
Speaker 2: Question two.
38:34
Speaker 1: All right. You're out of lifelines, by the way. Let
38:37
Speaker 1: me point that out. I might not be. No, I
38:40
Speaker 1: think you are. All right. All right. What's the closest
38:42
Speaker 1: star to Earth?
38:44
Speaker 2: The sun.
38:49
Speaker 1: The sun. Final answer. Very good. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
38:53
Speaker 2: I thought for sure that I was going to get
38:55
Speaker 2: you on that one. Mainly because I'd probably get that wrong.
38:58
Speaker 1: So, you know. I knew that one. Did you know
39:01
Speaker 1: that one?
39:02
Speaker 2: No.
39:02
Speaker 1: Are you going to remember it? Maybe.
39:04
Speaker 2: All right.
39:05
Speaker 4: Dude, I have such bad memory. I have such bad memory. Dude,
39:08
Speaker 4: me and Brock are playing guitar the other night. He
39:10
Speaker 4: starts playing this riff. And I'm like, oh, what is that?
39:14
Speaker 4: I like that. And he goes.
39:15
Speaker 1: Every fucking time I play this, you say, oh, wow,
39:18
Speaker 1: I like this. It's this song. I still don't remember
39:21
Speaker 1: what the fuck it is. You're going to.
39:22
Speaker 2: Like it again next time.
39:23
Speaker 1: I'm going to like it again. Man, what is that?
39:25
Speaker 1: I like that. What's it called?
39:27
Speaker 5: What?
39:27
Speaker 1: Question three. You like basketball? Sure. You know a lot
39:33
Speaker 1: about basketball? I used to play basketball. Okay. Maybe you'll
39:36
Speaker 1: know this.
39:37
Speaker 4: A regulation NBA basketball hoop is required to be exactly
39:43
Speaker 4: how high from the floor?
39:45
Speaker 1: It's 10 feet. Oh, my God. Yeah, 10 feet.
39:48
Speaker 5: Easy.
39:48
Speaker 1: Is that easy? Yeah.
39:50
Speaker 2: I remember when I was in fifth grade, the ones
39:52
Speaker 2: in our school were eight feet and I was able
39:54
Speaker 2: to reach those and dunk on them. And then I
39:55
Speaker 2: got onto the bigger school and they had bigger hoop.
39:57
Speaker 1: People know that. I really thought I was going to
39:58
Speaker 1: get you on like all these.
40:00
Speaker 2: I think that's common knowledge, right? I mean, I think
40:02
Speaker 2: people know that. Yeah.
40:04
Speaker 1: You didn't know that one either. No, I didn't know
40:05
Speaker 1: that one either. I didn't know this one either. Hopefully
40:07
Speaker 1: you don't. Maybe I'll get you on this one. Hopefully.
40:10
Speaker 1: Question four. 20.
40:12
Speaker 5: What?
40:13
Speaker 1: What? Okay. You like KFC? I haven't had it in
40:17
Speaker 1: a very long time, but sure.
40:18
Speaker 4: I don't even know if I've ever had KFC, to
40:20
Speaker 4: be honest with you. You like Popeyes? I did till
40:23
Speaker 4: I had it one time and it made me biff
40:26
Speaker 4: all over the place.
40:26
Speaker 1: I don't know. And now I can't do it and
40:28
Speaker 1: I can't do it. It made you biff. Yeah.
40:30
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
40:32
Speaker 1: Barf. Did it really? Yeah. Jeez. Bad. I don't know.
40:35
Speaker 4: I had a bad experience one time and now I'm
40:37
Speaker 4: like scarred and afraid to go back. The chicken sandwich
40:39
Speaker 4: was good. It's just a little bit too much for me.
40:41
Speaker 4: It's a little too heavy.
40:42
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, you eat one sandwich, you feel like
40:44
Speaker 1: you gained 10 pounds. I don't know.
40:46
Speaker 2: In KFC, it's like, If I'm going to get fast food,
40:49
Speaker 2: it's not going to be fried chicken, you know? What's
40:51
Speaker 2: your go-to fast food?
40:52
Speaker 1: McDonald's, of course. Oh, that's right. We used to go
40:54
Speaker 1: there a lot. Of course, McDonald's. Big Mac?
40:57
Speaker 2: No, double quarter pounder, right? That's the sandwich. You know what, though?
41:02
Speaker 4: I need to just start getting the regular quarter pounder
41:04
Speaker 4: because you eat the double quarter pounder and that's a
41:06
Speaker 4: little much, too.
41:07
Speaker 3: Do you know what two quarter pounders together would make?
41:12
Speaker 1: I'm the one asking the questions here, not answering the questions.
41:15
Speaker 1: You don't know the answer to that? All right, moving on.
41:17
Speaker 1: Two quarters make what? A pound. No, no.
41:22
Speaker 2: It can't be a teacher.
41:23
Speaker 1: I don't want to teach math. I want to teach history.
41:27
Speaker 1: All right, fine. Social studies. It would be a half pound,
41:30
Speaker 1: by the way. Okay, great. Well, I was close. I
41:32
Speaker 1: just forgot the half part. Okay, KFC. I remember this commercial.
41:38
Speaker 1: Maybe you do.
41:38
Speaker 4: How many herbs and spices does KFC claim to have
41:42
Speaker 4: in their secret recipe?
41:46
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
41:48
Speaker 4: How many herbs and spices does KFC claim to have
41:51
Speaker 4: in their secret recipe?
41:57
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
42:00
Speaker 2: You should just guess a number. Is it like 16
42:08
Speaker 2: or some weird number like that?
42:10
Speaker 1: I don't know. Why is 16 a weird number? I
42:12
Speaker 1: don't know. 16 herbs and spices. Is that right? What
42:15
Speaker 1: is it? It's 11. Damn it. Obviously. Fuck off. Obviously.
42:22
Speaker 2: I don't know why I thought it was like 30.
42:24
Speaker 4: I only got you on one this week.
42:26
Speaker 1: That sucks. He helped me with the first one. Abu Dhabi.
42:30
Speaker 2: Abu Dhabi.
42:31
Speaker 1: Abu Dhabi. These are pretty good. Okay. Question number one.
42:43
Speaker 2: You're never going to believe this one question.
42:46
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait.
42:47
Speaker 2: What is the closest star to Earth? Did we go
42:51
Speaker 2: on the same Reddit page?
42:52
Speaker 1: I'm not even lying to you.
42:53
Speaker 2: I didn't even do this off Reddit. I found these
42:55
Speaker 2: at random different trivia spots on social media.
42:59
Speaker 1: I swear to God. Really?
43:00
Speaker 5: Yeah.
43:02
Speaker 2: How weird is it that we've done this three times?
43:04
Speaker 2: That's written on your page right now?
43:06
Speaker 1: Swear to God.
43:06
Speaker 2: I'll show it to you after we're done. I got
43:08
Speaker 2: to start just going. No, we both went on the
43:09
Speaker 2: same Reddit page.
43:10
Speaker 1: That's why.
43:11
Speaker 2: I didn't use Reddit.
43:13
Speaker 1: Yeah, but somebody takes those.
43:14
Speaker 4: Those questions are floating around from everywhere.
43:16
Speaker 1: Probably. But anyway, what's the answer? The internet has ruined everything.
43:20
Speaker 1: You know, there we go. We circle back to that.
43:22
Speaker 1: Phones have fucked us, haven't they? Anyway.
43:24
Speaker 2: But it is weird that we had... three things like
43:26
Speaker 2: on our list.
43:27
Speaker 1: The correct answer is the sun. Yeah, you got, you
43:29
Speaker 1: retain that. Go to the next one. That's why you
43:31
Speaker 1: asked if I was going to retain it. Exactly.
43:33
Speaker 2: And I said, no, you should, in my head earlier,
43:35
Speaker 2: I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
43:38
Speaker 1: Question two. All right. I'm on a roll.
43:42
Speaker 5: Yeah.
43:44
Speaker 2: How many degrees are in a right angle? He doesn't
43:48
Speaker 2: know that.
43:50
Speaker 1: Shut up.
43:51
Speaker 2: She's not going to teach geography or anything in school.
43:53
Speaker 2: It's definitely a history teacher. That's who we're talking to.
43:57
Speaker 1: Maybe I could teach like computers or something. Even that.
44:02
Speaker 1: I've seen you work on a computer. It's like, what
44:05
Speaker 1: the fuck is going on?
44:08
Speaker 2: Anyway, how many degrees are in a right angle?
44:12
Speaker 1: Is it like, it's like 90 degrees, right? You have
44:14
Speaker 1: a lifeline, right?
44:16
Speaker 5: Yeah.
44:16
Speaker 1: But I don't want to like go to my lifeline.
44:17
Speaker 1: If I think I'm right, I think I'm right. A
44:19
Speaker 1: right angle. Right angle or right angle. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.
44:26
Speaker 5: Right.
44:27
Speaker 2: Right.
44:28
Speaker 1: Right. Right. 90 degrees. Are you sure? Final answer. Final answer.
44:34
Speaker 1: You are right. Hell yeah.
44:37
Speaker 2: See, look, maybe I can teach geography. Yes, that's geography
44:42
Speaker 2: angles and stuff, right?
44:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's geography. Is it geometry?
44:45
Speaker 2: Geometry is where things are.
44:47
Speaker 1: All right. All right. See, thank God. He's moving on.
44:51
Speaker 1: Question three.
44:55
Speaker 2: Quiet. You're going to have to go back to school
45:00
Speaker 2: after this.
45:00
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to go back to school so
45:03
Speaker 1: I can teach. No, you're going to be in the class.
45:08
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. What does.
45:11
Speaker 2: Come on, spit it out.
45:14
Speaker 1: You got to be laughing. All right.
45:16
Speaker 2: What does GPS stand for?
45:18
Speaker 1: Oh, man. No idea. Ben, I'll go to my lifeline.
45:22
Speaker 2: Question three. If you're using your GPS to get to
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Speaker 2: a place, you know?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. GPS.
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Speaker 2: What does GPS stand for?
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Speaker 1: General.
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Speaker 4: General something service.
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Speaker 1: General.
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Speaker 2: What do you use a GPS for?
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Speaker 1: Directions. Decision.
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Speaker 2: General Precision System. General Place. I actually thought this would
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Speaker 2: be easy.
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Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. I'll probably think it was easy once I
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Speaker 1: hear the answer. I don't know why I don't know it. GPS.
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Speaker 1: What do you think it stands for? You don't know
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Speaker 1: it either? Come on.
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Speaker 2: Go Places. See, I thought you guys would at least
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Speaker 2: get the first two words. He knows everything until it
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Speaker 2: comes to the question that I go to a lifeline
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Speaker 2: to him with.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Grand.
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Speaker 2: I thought you guys would get the first two words
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Speaker 2: and then struggle with the third.
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Speaker 1: It's not service? System? No. Sentience? Alright, what is it?
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Speaker 2: Global positioning system.
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Speaker 1: I said was it system? Yeah. You didn't get the
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Speaker 1: main two words. It's what it does. Global positioning. Wonderful. Great.
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Speaker 1: You learned something. You're kicking my ass. Question four. All right, dude.
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Speaker 2: The shin bone is another name for which bone? Your
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Speaker 2: shin bone.
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Speaker 1: Your shin? That's not the name of it.
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Speaker 2: That's what everybody calls it, though. Yeah, but what is
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Speaker 2: it actually called? It's the bone that goes from your
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Speaker 2: knee down to your ankle. The front part of your
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Speaker 2: leg there.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's like the strongest bone in your body, isn't it?
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Speaker 1: Isn't that your femur? You said from your knee to
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Speaker 1: your ankle. Does your femur not go from your knee
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Speaker 1: to your ankle? I don't think so. Is there like
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Speaker 1: another one down here? Trying to feel it. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Read your bullshit again. My bullshit.
47:20
Speaker 2: The shin bone is another name for which bone? People
47:23
Speaker 2: call it the shin bone.
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Speaker 4: I don't know, but I do know that if you
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Speaker 4: were on stilts and somebody pushed you over, you'd probably
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Speaker 4: break it, right?
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Speaker 1: Probably. Probably. Probably. And Becker would stand there and laugh.
47:31
Speaker 1: I'd laugh my ass off. You broke your this.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: What did he break? Benny, you want to help him?
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Speaker 1: Do you have any idea?
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Speaker 2: My first one that came into my mind was femur
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Speaker 2: as well.
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Speaker 1: I just went to him for the last.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
47:43
Speaker 1: I went to him for the last question. That's what
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Speaker 1: came to my mind. I'm having difficulty keeping up. All right,
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Speaker 1: go ahead. Yeah. You think it's. We know. I think
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Speaker 1: it's femur too. Femur. Final answer.
47:51
Speaker 2: Wrong.
47:52
Speaker 1: It's your tibia. I never cared. This was a depressing question.
48:02
Speaker 2: Would eating make you feel better?
48:03
Speaker 1: Maybe. All right. Let's eat some food.
48:05
Speaker 2: It's time for the Mochi Minute.
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Speaker 1: You guys like wheat thins?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: I'll eat the whole box. What's your favorite wheat then?
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Speaker 1: The original. Okay. What about you?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Original.
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Speaker 2: These are the tomato basil ones, and they are awesome.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Okay. Hey, Wheat Thins, sponsor our podcast.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
48:28
Speaker 1: It's either you or Home Depot. It could be both.
48:32
Speaker 2: Or Ted's Hardware Store.
48:37
Speaker 1: These are so good. Okay, I've had these before. I
48:39
Speaker 1: don't know. Nothing's better than the original.
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Speaker 5: I know.
48:42
Speaker 1: I get that. A purist like me. Do you like Triscuits?
48:47
Speaker 1: They're thicker. They are.
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Speaker 2: What do you have those with? Do you guys ever
48:51
Speaker 2: put anything on your Triscuits?
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 3: You dip your Triscuits in anything? These almost taste like
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Speaker 3: a red pie, like tomato pie. That's what I'm getting
49:03
Speaker 3: out of this. Yeah, they're pretty good. Is it a
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Speaker 3: healthier snack?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Are Wheat Thins good for you? I mean,
49:11
Speaker 1: nothing's good for you. Probably not. I think I Googled
49:15
Speaker 1: this once and the answer was no.
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Speaker 2: They look like most of the other snacks I eat.
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Speaker 4: Don't you love how this is a family size box?
49:25
Speaker 4: It doesn't look very family-sized to me. You would think
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Speaker 4: a family-sized box of Wheat Thins would resemble, like, I
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Speaker 4: don't know, a small cereal box.
49:32
Speaker 2: This is not even a cereal box. It's not a
49:36
Speaker 2: cereal box at all. There's no prizes here. So what
49:41
Speaker 2: do you think? Wheat Thins, yay, nay? Pretty decent.
49:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're alright. Not as good as the OG, though.
49:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want the OG. Mostly healthy, we think.
49:49
Speaker 1: Look, now the dog wants to end.
49:51
Speaker 2: Wheat Thins Nabisco, you can sponsor our podcast. Ben, did
49:54
Speaker 2: you have a lot of fun?
49:55
Speaker 1: I did.
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Speaker 2: Thanks for having me, guys.
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Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun, too.
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Speaker 2: I always forget there's snacks involved at the end. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: pass them around. I'm good for now.
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Speaker 1: You were hogging them. You were hogging them. You were
50:07
Speaker 1: hogging them. You just had them for 10 minutes. 10 minutes. Yeah.
50:12
Speaker 2: You're not good with time, either. You can't teach time.
50:14
Speaker 2: You can't teach geography or geometry. He knows what a
50:19
Speaker 2: quarter of a circle is.
50:21
Speaker 1: I can't even teach music because I can't even fucking
50:23
Speaker 1: read music. What good are you? I know. I'm wasting potential.
50:26
Speaker 1: That's what I am. Wasting potential. I'm just going to
50:28
Speaker 1: have to live vicariously. Look at that big word. Can
50:31
Speaker 1: you spell it? Through TikTok. Vicariously? No. I know. Absolutely not.
50:36
Speaker 1: I know. I can't teach spelling either. Shit.
50:38
Speaker 4: I'm going to have to reconsider. Maybe I could be
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Speaker 4: a janitor or something. At least then I'll be in
50:42
Speaker 4: the school.
50:43
Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
50:44
Speaker 3: What are you trying to do? Are you trying to
50:46
Speaker 3: end the show? You want to be a janitor, but
50:48
Speaker 3: you don't even clean up your dog's shit?
50:50
Speaker 1: That's not going to work.
50:52
Speaker 2: That's not going to work either. You can't teach janitoring either.
50:55
Speaker 2: Those who can't teach, teach Jim. Those who can't teach,
50:59
Speaker 2: Jim janitor. Those who can't clean up shit, host podcasts.
51:04
Speaker 1: Pretty much.
51:06
Speaker 2: Bowtie Ben, tell everybody again where they can find you
51:08
Speaker 2: on the internet. Yeah, at Bowtie Ben, host on Instagram,
51:12
Speaker 2: at Molten Metal Media on all the things. And yeah,
51:16
Speaker 2: all the other places.
51:17
Speaker 1: What about your band?
51:18
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Midsummer, at Midsummer PA on all the things
51:23
Speaker 2: because there was already a Midsummer. So PA because we're
51:26
Speaker 2: the Pennsylvania one.
51:27
Speaker 1: It's Pennsylvania. Yeah. We're cool. You knew that, Joel, right? What?
51:31
Speaker 1: PA means Pennsylvania. Yeah, yeah. I'm just making sure. You
51:34
Speaker 1: know what? I'm going to give you... No, wait. Who's
51:37
Speaker 1: next week? Tyler Rothrock?
51:38
Speaker 2: Tyler Rothrock's back next week.
51:39
Speaker 1: Yes.
51:39
Speaker 2: Episode 69.
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Speaker 4: I'm going to give you a hard state abbreviation question
51:44
Speaker 4: next week, then, because, you know, a couple of those
51:45
Speaker 4: are pretty hard, smartass.
51:47
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you some, too, then. All right, fine.
51:50
Speaker 1: Mine are going to be harder.
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Speaker 5: No, I....
51:52
Speaker 1: Well, you're younger. Yeah, we're both... No, actually, we'll both
51:55
Speaker 1: read the same question from Reddit, because... Probably.
51:59
Speaker 2: Elementary knowledge off next week. Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: Episode 68. I'm Becker. That's Joel.
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Speaker 2: Ben Youngerman. Thank you so much for being here. Bowtie Ben.
52:06
Speaker 1: In the flesh. Why did it do that? What the fuck?
52:13
Speaker 1: Don't forget to subscribe. Spark up and join us next time.
52:19
Speaker 1: Here's the beginning part.
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Speaker 5: The Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel.
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Speaker 1: Don't forget to subscribe.
52:26
Speaker 2: Spark up and join us next time.
52:29
Speaker 5: Yep.
52:30
Speaker 1: And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
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Speaker 1: gave proof through.
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Speaker 5: The night that our flag was still there.
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Speaker 2: Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave Oh, it's
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Speaker 2: the land of the brave.
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Speaker 1: And the home of the brave. Yay. Gas is $ 4.
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Speaker 5: 59.
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Speaker 1: Bye.