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The Manchurian Jenna · Very Fine Friends

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  i don't know if it's just me or what it is but there has been an epidemic or an uptick
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  and by uptick i mean a severe uptick because this literally has never happened before and
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  then now it happens all the time where i'll be holding the door open for somebody like you know
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  just a stranger walking through and they walk through and then zero acknowledgement that you've
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  held the door open and i know it's not like hard to hold a door open for somebody but it used to be
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  every single time you'd get some kind of acknowledgement thanks like a head nod something
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  They're just like, it's more like I'm the doorman and I'm just doing my job.
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  And it's men that are doing this, which is also surprising to me.
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  Their wives and girlfriends are probably in the car with binoculars watching.
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  They'd be like, he better not acknowledge this woman.
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  You don't think they would be like, why didn't he acknowledge that a lady just held a door open for him?
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  No, aren't you familiar with like the TikTok trends where like the girlfriends would go to the boyfriends
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  and be like, pretend I'm a random girl you don't know.
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  And she walks up and she goes, hi.
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  And they want their boyfriends to like elbow them in the face or something.
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  They want like a vision.
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  They want like an aggressive like, hey, yeah, get away from me, sorcerer woman.
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  Wait, the women who are in a relationship with these men pretend like they're not.
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  Yeah.
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  They go up to these men.
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  Not any men.
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  It's their men.
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  Right.
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  Yeah.
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  and
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  would they think that if they were just
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  pretending like they were strangers that the
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  man would be tricked into
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  no they want the man to show them what they would do if a
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  different woman approached them
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  so they act like they're a stranger
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  and they're like hey handsome
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  and they want their husband to be like back
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  away
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  well if the husband or the
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  boyfriend knows that this is what this
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  psycho woman is trying to get them to do
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  why wouldn't they just be like
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  oh yo this is what i do every time i get i give them a light slap and then i run in the other
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  direction pull out my dexter kill kit i'm sorry that let me show you the blood slides you know
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  you're next that's um offensive and i think it's so funny that you bring it up because literally
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  today a man did that to me i know i'm not a woman but i was also hurt yeah well i mean it's it's
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  again it's not like it's it's just weird because it's i've never noticed it before
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  but within like the last four months maybe maybe your pheromones are changing
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  what i i'm just being treated differently yeah because i smell different yeah maybe you need to
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  you need to like put out the sexy pheromones okay so when i'm holding open the doors i'm
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  gonna be like if you said that i bet you they would have acknowledged you i would have
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  Can I hear that one more time?
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  Thank you, ma'am.
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  Well, see, was that so hard?
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  Yeah, exactly.
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  You're better off than I was, because earlier, you know at the mall when there's like three sets of double doors?
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  Yeah.
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  A guy was coming up, and I was walking, so I was holding it up, and he goes,
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  No, I'm good.
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  And he goes to the door next to me and goes through it.
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  So I said nothing, and he's like, Thanks, though.
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  And I'm just like, I'm already out of this.
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  odd yeah huh people indoors man no it's there's i'm sure some astrological reasons is happening
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  maybe but i don't know anyway welcome to friends like us a podcast where friends talk about stuff
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  Woo!
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  Woo!
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  Woo!
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  I'm Jenna.
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  This is Francis.
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  How are you, Francis?
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  Great.
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  How are you?
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  I was going to ask you first.
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  Oh, okay.
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  Pretend like, let's go back five seconds.
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  Scratch it.
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  I'm Jenna.
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  This is Francis.
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  Hey, girl.
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  How are you doing?
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  I'm doing so good.
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  Thank you for asking.
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  Of course.
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  I'm doing good.
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  Yeah.
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  Well, I'm glad you're also doing well.
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  Yep.
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  I've never been happier.
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  Wow.
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  That's a strong statement.
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  I don't know what happiness is.
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  I look back and I think, oh, that was good.
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  But when it's happening, it's not like there's a neon light going off.
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  I know.
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  It's like a line from The Office.
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  There is a way to know you're in the good old days while you're in them.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Because I think we look back and we romanticize what was, no matter if it was good or bad.
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  Yeah.
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  yeah amazing
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  this is you guys
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  we're so deep yeah this is normally
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  bonus content yeah but not now
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  no we're opening up
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  a little bit of our hearts to you
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  main feed listeners
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  and now we're shutting it it's gone
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  gone yeah hope you like hope you hope you enjoyed
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  it I hope in 30 years you look
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  back and realize that was the good times
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  and for all you
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  subscribers you
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  already know you're in you're living in the good times you know you know you are i think we're at
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  capacity actually i don't know if the system can take another subscriber uh we have two only two
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  slots left so act now oh there goes one oh shoot one left hurry hurry oh quick go to friends like
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  us pod.com grab that last spot oh man that was close yeah wow i wonder who's gonna get it
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  Someone named Delilah.
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  Okay.
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  Like the radio lady?
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  Delilah.
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  Could be her.
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  Is she still alive?
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  Yeah, I just saw her online the other day.
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  And she has the same voice.
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  You saw her online?
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  Yeah, like talking, like on TikTok.
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  She was like, it's me.
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  I can't do her.
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  I can not do her.
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  She used to do like baths and stuff.
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  Or was that?
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  Am I making that up?
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  Or she'd be like, slip into your warm bath.
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  or am I completely making this up
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  where it was like part of her
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  radio shtick
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  I don't remember her ever telling me to get in the bath
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  take a toaster with you
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  da la la
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  kill yourself
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  I don't think that would work by the way
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  electrocuting yourself
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  no that would work but like the specific toaster
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  in the bath method because there's like
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  GFCI outlets in the bathroom
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  I feel like the minute your toaster hit the water, your power would just come out.
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  Maybe you'll get a little zap.
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  Oh, really?
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  I don't know.
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  Don't try it.
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  No, we're testing this out.
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  When we finally get that final subscriber, that'll be our celebration.
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  That'll be the bonus content.
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  Come on, Delilah.
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  We're done.
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  So there's video footage of her out there now?
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  Yeah.
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  I think it probably always has been.
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  Oh, I liked that no one knew what she looked like.
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  That's how I feel about the coyote guy.
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  K-Y.
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  K-Y-O-T.
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  I don't...
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  Is that a country station, right?
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  No, it's jazz.
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  Smooth jazz.
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  Oh, wait.
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  Which...
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  I thought that is the...
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  95.5.
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  Is that right?
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  Wait, is it 95.5?
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  There's a jazz station?
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  There was.
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  It was 95.5 K-Y-O-T.
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  Okay, that sounds familiar now.
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  I could be wrong about the FM frequency, but that's where I first heard smooth operator.
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  Use a smooth operator.
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  which is so funny that you just said that because i went i was in my youtube music app today and i
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  went to search for something and it said recent searches and one of them was smooth operator
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  and i don't remember doing that i don't remember searching for that you've been like manchurian
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  candidate i think so in the tub looking up this music delilah's telling me to kill myself um okay
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  before we get started with our first segment um i want to let the new listeners and regular
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  listeners know we do something on this show where our producer joe gives francis and i
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  secret words to say within the course of the podcast and then if we we say them and at the
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  end we try and guess what the other person's secret word is and if we guess we get a point
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  yay and you can actually go to friendslikeuspod.com where we have a running total of the points
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  sadly at this moment in time i think francis is winning um and which means none of us are winning
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  Wait, why?
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  Anyway, here's Joe with today's secret words.
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  Jenna's secret word is vertebrae.
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  Francis's secret word is memorabilia.
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  Back to the pod.
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  With that business out of the way, it's time for the invention of the week.
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  Inventions.
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  This is it, y'all.
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  Okay.
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  Finally.
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  I'm waiting for it to be it.
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  This is...
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  I just want to preface this by saying it's going to...
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  I know it's going to sound a little bit the year 3000.
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  Okay.
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  But trust me on this.
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  We already have the base technology.
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  Okay.
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  You know how when you can go to, like, the fair or the carnival?
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  I do know that.
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  That's it?
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  No.
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  No.
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  You know the big slingshot mall?
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  Yeah.
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  So people can get in and slingshot some?
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  Yeah.
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  Imagine, Jenna, you just got terrible news.
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  Oh, no.
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  You need to be across town, and you have no time to get there.
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  This is an emergency.
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  Okay.
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  This is a proprietary system of slingshot balls.
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  So it gets you across town in a matter of minutes.
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  So how it works is you get in one, and it slingshots you back.
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  and it throws the slingshot ball to a receiving magnet net.
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  Yeah, catches it, and then it rolls down and gets another slingshot.
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  It basically just slingshots you from one to the next to the next
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  until you get to wherever you need to go.
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  So it's making stops along the way at different slingshots.
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  It's not really a stop.
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  It's just long enough to get into the slingshot.
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  I think you just invented light rail or a subway.
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  But this is much faster.
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  This is for true emergencies.
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  But okay, how do you quantify what's an emergency?
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  Because everyone's going to be wanting to do this if it's really that much faster.
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  Well, it costs money.
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  No one's going to lie.
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  It's expensive.
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  Oh, okay.
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  yeah it's
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  twenty dollars
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  per stop
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  so this is really for
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  going to the hospital
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  only
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  okay
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  how far do you think one single slingshot
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  can take you
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  ten miles
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  whoa that's a
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  pretty big
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  slingshot
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  what did we determine
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  last time with the
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  the Burj Khalifa
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  and I don't know that word
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  the
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  tallest building in the world
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  in the world
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  62 miles
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  up to the atmosphere
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  yeah it was like 62 miles
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  yeah 60 something
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  so you need 30 Burj Khalifas
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  yeah I don't need any Burj Khalifas
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  I need
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  this is how we measure
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  things on this podcast
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  We measure them in Burj Khalifas.
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  Okay.
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  Hey baby I got a secret in my pants It Burj Khalifa long Oh okay Woo woo
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  So let's just say you had an option to do that.
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  Would you ride the sling rail?
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  I think you'd get more people trying to ride it for fun.
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  Well, it's a good way to raise money before emergency.
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  Like, if you don't have an emergency, but someone else doesn't either,
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  sure, go ahead and ride the sling rail.
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  But as soon as someone runs up and is like, I need this.
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  Everyone needs to get out of the way.
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  And you can get in.
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  But then they still got to prove that it's a real emergency.
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  I would believe someone.
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  They came up frazzled.
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  Ah, I need this.
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  Ooh, I need this.
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  Yeah.
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  I just imagine how nice it would be.
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  um i
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  why not just an ambulance for emergencies we have those well we do but didn't you could have like
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  a separate i mean an ambulance does the same thing where people are like oh you go ahead
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  you don't get there quickly like and we know yes it's for like transporting sick people to hospitals
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  but why not just like extend it beyond like just like add a like or the people that need to get to
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  the hospital for the sick people and then that way we don't have to build this whole new infrastructure
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  it's not really infrastructure it's a couple of what if you only need to go one mile away
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  do you have to be slingshotted 10 miles back like how do you get to how do you get to your final
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  destination i think it's i think it's important that you know that these only go like you can't
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  change where it goes like here's my sling here's slinging a and then sling b's wherever the hell
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  sling b is you can't be like no i'm going to the mall sling me that way right no i know that's
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  that's what i'm saying i'm very aware of this that's why i'm saying what if you need to go
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  like you're you're you're stuck you're fixed you could only go 10 miles away you can take a cab the
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  rest of the way so there's cabs waiting each one and then you can trip it to where you need to go
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  yes so this is fixed location one stop to another and you're telling me you didn't just this isn't
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  just effectively a subway that's a slingshot.
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  If you're driving, you will see the balls flying.
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  Well, okay, I understand.
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  But I mean, okay, a light rail, an elevated train then.
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  You can't get the, you know, the city council is never going to agree to do that.
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  They're not going to do that.
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  They're going to be on board with the slingshots in a heartbeat.
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  This is privately owned.
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  So it's all an individual private owned land.
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  Yeah.
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  Is it one person per slingshot?
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  No.
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  So you could ride up to three in the ball.
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  A lot of my inventions are balls.
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  Do all three of them have to be having an emergency?
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  No, it could be.
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  It could be one person with an emergency and then like two people to just need to go somewhere.
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  Or want to, yeah.
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  My car broke down.
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  Can I ride in your ball?
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  Well, hurry.
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  And it could be like Disneyland where there's cameras.
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  So like it could snap a picture.
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  And then when you land, you could buy the picture.
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  so you could remember your emergency
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  it could be like memorabilia for
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  hard times
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  it's you freaking out about your emergency
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  and two strangers who are just having a good time
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  yeah
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  and you're crying in the middle
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  but you all have one to like
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  to remember it
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  I would ride it just to get me
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  even if I wanted to get like 20 miles away
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  just take a couple of slingshot balls
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  yeah
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  Well, again, I think it really is.
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  It's like, well, if I need to get 10 miles away and whatever 10 miles away is at the end of this slingshot, then maybe it's worth it.
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  Otherwise, you know, you're very frustrated that I don't understand.
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  No, it's not that.
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  We have to accept that some emergencies aren't right for the sling ball.
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  you just don't maybe if it's only five miles away you're not taking the ball this is for if you need
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  to get 20 miles away 30 miles away 40 miles away 50 miles away so would you suggest putting
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  the receiving ends of them at places where emergency happen like like hospitals yes i would
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  okay that would be your recommendation yeah okay so um is it actually i don't know this
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  is it like mandated that there be hospitals every so many miles like if you have a population size
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  of a certain like is there any kind of like rule rule like we need to have or is it just good city
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  planning yeah i think that's it i don't know if there's a rule because then someone what if a
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  hospital closed down now technically the rules being broken but who do you punish oh well hospital's
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  gone um that was just something i was curious about i'm curious about it too now okay do you
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  have a name for this invention yes no i don't i i have one that i think you might like okay i'd love
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  to hear it shoot your shot oh again works on multiple levels shoot your shot as in like shoot
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  your slingshot but also it could be like shoot comma you are shot as in like you've just had a
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  gunshot wound so now you need to take a shoot your shot to the hospital okay that could work
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  yeah i like it which version do you how would you want it spelled shoot exclamation point you're
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  shot i see it as a comma with an exclamation point at the end and so you are or uh contraction
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  your shot okay the only thing i could think of is like have a ball but it doesn't really convey
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  didn't wasn't that one of the possible names for the big ball that
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  this is bigger ball i like this is this is your invention strategy so you start with
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  one we start with a name and then you like here's everything that could possibly be called
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  have a ball.
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  I think Francis starts with a ball and just
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  tries to find situations to slaughter.
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  It doesn't have to be a ball. It could be a cube.
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  But I feel like the ball rolls and
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  in the air would be
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  faster to get you there.
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  I think he could go somewhere fast.
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  What takes
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  you 30 minutes takes me
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  five.
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  I
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  Alright.
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  I'm just
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  going to suspend belief and say that
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  the
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  the
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  thing that's supposed to catch will catch
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  is it still like tethered?
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  it's not just like
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  throwing a ball? I don't know if we could have a ten mile
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  tether. You're free
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  flying and then
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  you're caught. So you get thrown and then
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  you're caught. Yeah. Maybe we
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  could come up with like a baseball pun name
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  Mitt
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  Romney
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  now I'm picturing like giant robots just playing catch maybe in the future someday
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  maybe the future the robots will be so big that they just
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  pick you up and run across town with you over the cars
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  help my people are hurt
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  um which so would you write it i mean if it existed and it worked i would write it for fun
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  i can't imagine that people in an emergency are going to be like unless it's exactly where you
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  need to go getting sleep if your emergency is five miles away you get slingshotted 10 miles
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  away you keep doing these numbers you gotta double back five miles you might as in a cab
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  Might as well just take it a cab to begin with.
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  As I've said, some emergencies are right for cabs and some are right for the slingshot.
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  Okay.
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  Or one could be go to the airport.
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  You were late for your flight.
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  Oh, everybody would use it for the airport, though.
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  Everybody would claim.
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  And everyone, and if you had to like, if you had to prove that it was an emergency, everyone would wait just a little too long to leave.
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  No, this could be a separate system just for the airport.
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  And you just have to be an emergency.
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  I get everyone would.
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  Yeah, you'd need a huge ball.
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  Yeah, it could fit 10 people.
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  Oh, okay.
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  Or let's say maybe instead of a ball, it's a cylindrical tube and people buy seats on it.
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  And then it gets thrown through the air and it lands at a different destination.
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  Do we even need planes with this system?
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  We could have this.
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  You invented little tiny plane flights.
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  Yeah.
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  That's in puddle jumpers.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Ooh.
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  Puddle jumpers.
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  Yeah.
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  Anyway, this just came to me.
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  Because I saw something on Instagram that said the fair's coming to town.
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  And I was like, oh, I've always wanted to ride one of those.
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  I've always wanted to go to the fair, but it's 40 miles away.
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  I'm having an emergency.
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  Oh, it's an emergency.
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  I need to go to the fair.
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  Well, thanks for letting us know how the sausage is made, so to speak.
• 22:37
  It's your thought process.
• 22:38
  Yeah, of course.
• 22:42
  Okay.
• 22:44
  Shoot your shot.
• 22:50
  I think people would use it for fun.
• 22:53
  And I think people would abuse it and say they had emergencies.
• 22:57
  Oh, just one last point.
• 22:58
  Yeah.
• 22:58
  If you're in an emergency emergency, like, oh, my God, my loved one's at the hospital.
• 23:03
  Yeah.
• 23:04
  You could be so frazzled you don't want to, like, you can't drive.
• 23:08
  Yeah.
• 23:09
  Again, that's why I was suggesting an emergency ambulance, just, like, one tier out from a regular ambulance, where it's, like, we all agree, like, someone's having an emergency, like, a real one.
• 23:23
  and they're willing to pay a lot of money to get from one place to another.
• 23:27
  So we'll let the rules of an ambulance apply.
• 23:33
  I like that idea as well.
• 23:35
  Okay.
• 23:35
  It might be a little easier to implement.
• 23:38
  You're discounting the whimsy of flying balls all over the city.
• 23:41
  I always discount whimsy in an emergency.
• 23:45
  I don't know why I do that.
• 23:48
  You gotta stop doing that.
• 23:49
  And there's probably not fun pictures of my ride at the end of an ambulance ride.
• 23:53
  One day you would look back and you would laugh at the memory.
• 23:55
  Look at this picture of me and these two strangers, and they're having a great time.
• 23:58
  Yeah.
• 23:59
  Sure, it was the day Harold died.
• 24:03
  But he would have wanted it this way.
• 24:05
  That picture's at the funeral.
• 24:08
  Instead of his, instead of Harold's picture, it's the picture of his.
• 24:11
  That's how we get exposure.
• 24:12
  Yeah.
• 24:16
  Okay, shoot your shot.
• 24:19
  I think I can't wait to see all these balls flying through the air.
• 24:25
  Me too.
• 24:26
  See?
• 24:27
  Whimsy.
• 24:29
  Yep.
• 24:30
  So, all right.
• 24:31
  I think that does it.
• 24:32
  That wraps up the invention of the week.
• 24:37
  And now it's time for our next segment.
• 24:43
  Times we were wronged.
• 24:48
  That's harmony
• 24:49
  These are but a few of the times we were wronged
• 24:56
  In this segment, Francis and I
• 25:01
  Will be talking about times
• 25:04
  People have wronged us
• 25:06
  Good Situations that we feel Require retribution Yes Perhaps And to get the public on our side Yeah
• 25:17
  Oh, I think they're already on our side,
• 25:18
  but public prepare to be even further on our side.
• 25:22
  Yeah.
• 25:23
  Is firmly cementing you onto our side.
• 25:28
  Yes.
• 25:29
  We're not going to be able to stand up straight.
• 25:31
  We're going to have so many of you on our side.
• 25:32
  Yeah.
• 25:33
  We're going to tip right over.
• 25:34
  Yeah.
• 25:34
  Oh, no.
• 25:35
  Delilah, sign up and get us back.
• 25:39
  Woo!
• 25:42
  You want me to go first?
• 25:43
  Yes, I think you probably have more of them than I do.
• 25:47
  Yes.
• 25:48
  Okay.
• 25:49
  Here's the first thing that pops into my head.
• 25:51
  Okay.
• 25:51
  And this is where I started to not trust.
• 25:54
  When I was in elementary school, we had this program called Make My Day.
• 25:59
  And at the end of the school day, you go around and you give yourself a grade.
• 26:03
  Like one through five.
• 26:05
  And I can't remember which one was good, one or five.
• 26:08
  Probably five was good.
• 26:09
  So you go around.
• 26:10
  It's like the whole class says, oh, I'm doing a five.
• 26:13
  I have a five today.
• 26:13
  I got a five.
• 26:14
  And you want to make your day if you get consistent scores.
• 26:18
  Then they go back through the attendance roster and they say people's names.
• 26:22
  And if anyone has a disagreement with what they rated, they voice it.
• 26:27
  Wait, wait.
• 26:28
  So you say you, like, I have a five.
• 26:31
  Yeah.
• 26:31
  And then they go through and then they're like, Jenna, what do you think?
• 26:33
  And you'd be like, I think Francis is a three.
• 26:35
  Yes, basically.
• 26:37
  Whoa.
• 26:37
  Yeah, so they go back to her and they read everyone's name.
• 26:39
  So they got to my name and they're like, Francis and this girl named Kayla.
• 26:43
  Oh, I hate her already.
• 26:45
  She raised her hand.
• 26:48
  She said, I have a disagreement.
• 26:49
  And I'm shocked because I don't even interact with this girl.
• 26:54
  And she says that I kicked her on the playground.
• 26:58
  And I was like, of course, in full denial, like I should be.
• 27:02
  I was like, no, I did.
• 27:04
  I was like, no, I didn't.
• 27:05
  I didn't kick her.
• 27:07
  And there was,
• 27:08
  so we had a disagreement of,
• 27:09
  we couldn't come to a resolution.
• 27:11
  So the teacher had to basically was like,
• 27:13
  she goes,
• 27:13
  what do you think Francis should have?
• 27:14
  I don't remember what she said.
• 27:15
  Probably like a two.
• 27:16
  And I was like,
• 27:17
  no,
• 27:18
  I'm a five.
• 27:20
  And the teacher was like,
• 27:21
  what if we did whatever it was like a three or a four.
• 27:24
  And I was like distraught.
• 27:26
  And I had to just sit there and take it.
• 27:28
  You should have just owned up to it and be like,
• 27:30
  yeah,
• 27:30
  I did kick her.
• 27:31
  That's why my day was a five.
• 27:33
  It didn't occur to me.
• 27:34
  I was so innocent.
• 27:35
  and you didn't kick her no what a terrible person kayla is and i so i felt kayla you better not be
• 27:44
  listening she's not i kicked her off she was oh so maybe that's it she could kick she predicted
• 27:50
  you would kick her off the pod oh my god anyway um that's a terrible system that is hurt me that
• 27:58
  encourages people just to lie to for drama or what yeah and then the teacher can just like
• 28:06
  accept someone else's word yeah it feels weirdly soviet for like little kid school
• 28:12
  yeah and like not at all i stayed with me yeah bad system it doesn't at all reflect the like
• 28:20
  innocent until proven guilty if you were if you really did kick her on the playground why didn't
• 28:26
  she pipe up then?
• 28:29
  Why'd she wait till the
• 28:30
  end of the day? I needed like a little
• 28:32
  kid lawyer, little kid Francis
• 28:34
  to show up. If I ever went back in time,
• 28:36
  I'd be your lawyer, Francis.
• 28:39
  Francis would be his own lawyer.
• 28:40
  You can't represent yourself.
• 28:41
  You could, but...
• 28:42
  They have a fool for a client.
• 28:45
  That's what they always say, right?
• 28:46
  Whoever represents himself has a fool for a client.
• 28:49
  Oh, I'd never heard that.
• 28:51
  Now I will never do it.
• 28:52
  Yeah.
• 28:52
  um but it's you know you can't be object plus it's like i'm going back in time
• 28:58
  so it's still gonna be a little kid francis if francis goes back in time he can be my lawyer
• 29:04
  thank you i will thank you and all the listeners lawyer too everything we say on here is legal
• 29:09
  advice just as a reminder to our listeners yes but you need my permission to use it
• 29:14
  right and just like water you need our permission to drink water yeah your hope so hopefully none
• 29:19
  if you've done that because i haven't seen a lot of requests coming in i know our inbox has been a
• 29:24
  little dry like your throats we hopes okay that's you were totally wrong i know you were right to
• 29:37
  still be mad about that yeah she had um old lady hair like like yeah she had like like a poof of
• 29:47
  she had my aunt's haircut
• 29:48
  you don't know my aunt's hair
• 29:50
  aunt boof
• 29:51
  she had a poof like aunt boof
• 29:55
  poof poof
• 29:58
  anyway
• 29:59
  now that I've said it I'm ready to move
• 30:02
  I'm ready to move beyond it
• 30:05
  no I now I want
• 30:06
  to find Kayla and
• 30:08
  make her day be a
• 30:10
  two you guys want to do a little
• 30:12
  roleplay therapy Jenna can be
• 30:14
  Kayla and Francis
• 30:16
  you can tell her what you were never able to tell her.
• 30:20
  Yeah, let's do it.
• 30:21
  All right.
• 30:25
  Oh.
• 30:27
  Wait, are we adults?
• 30:28
  Or is it now?
• 30:29
  Oh, is it?
• 30:30
  Okay, it's now.
• 30:31
  Francis.
• 30:31
  Francis, right?
• 30:33
  Yeah.
• 30:34
  From little kid school?
• 30:37
  Yeah.
• 30:38
  Yeah.
• 30:39
  Sorry, you kind of look vaguely.
• 30:42
  This hair silhouette is strikingly familiar.
• 30:44
  Who are you?
• 30:46
  Oh, I'm Kayla.
• 30:51
  Kayla, you know.
• 30:52
  Yeah.
• 30:53
  We were in the same class.
• 30:58
  Apparently I tracked you down in this situation.
• 31:02
  It was just surprising to me.
• 31:04
  I don't feel good.
• 31:07
  Well, Francis, are you okay?
• 31:09
  It looks like your day's going about a two.
• 31:13
  That's it.
• 31:14
  I'm.
• 31:15
  Hey, hey
• 31:17
  I'm serving you with papers
• 31:18
  Keep those feet away from me
• 31:19
  No
• 31:19
  Come here
• 31:22
  Yeah, oh
• 31:22
  Oh, you kicked me
• 31:26
  Yeah, I did
• 31:27
  I can't wait to wait until the end of the day
• 31:30
  And then report you to somebody
• 31:32
  No, Kayla, we're even now
• 31:34
  We're even now
• 31:35
  You lied and I just made it right
• 31:37
  What? No
• 31:37
  This is the second time you've kicked me
• 31:40
  You kicked me back then
• 31:42
  I'm sorry, you actually believed that
• 31:44
  when you said it?
• 31:46
  Look at this.
• 31:47
  Your boot mark is still on my back.
• 31:50
  That's highly improbable.
• 31:54
  You're a pathological liar.
• 31:55
  It's a little kid shoe size.
• 31:58
  And you can see it has the imprint that says
• 32:00
  property of Francis on the bottom.
• 32:02
  You're a sick woman whose brain is cheese to me.
• 32:09
  Cheese brain is literally the worst thing
• 32:12
  that you could say to not just a woman,
• 32:14
  to anyone. I know, that's why
• 32:16
  I said it.
• 32:19
  I'm, I have my
• 32:20
  lawyer here.
• 32:23
  I,
• 32:24
  you have, you brought a lawyer? Yeah,
• 32:26
  it's me.
• 32:29
  And you're
• 32:30
  being ejected to
• 32:32
  any time to jail.
• 32:35
  I'm, I'm sorry,
• 32:36
  lawyer, you're gonna have to enunciate a little
• 32:38
  bit more. I didn't, you're
• 32:40
  being ejected to and what?
• 32:42
  You're going to jail.
• 32:44
  Oh, I'm going to jail.
• 32:45
  You're a criminal woman of cheese brain.
• 32:50
  And the boot on your back ain't no evidence.
• 32:54
  And you're a liar.
• 32:57
  Admit it.
• 32:58
  No, if I go to jail, they're going to make me get rid of my poof.
• 33:02
  They're going to shave my head.
• 33:04
  I don't care.
• 33:06
  Francis, what you want to do?
• 33:07
  I want her to pay.
• 33:08
  I want her to suffer.
• 33:09
  Well, then that's what we're going to do, baby boy.
• 33:11
  Kayla
• 33:14
  You got one
• 33:16
  Chance
• 33:17
  Tell the truth
• 33:19
  Yeah
• 33:21
  Here's the truth
• 33:24
  The truth is
• 33:28
  Francis has always had much better hair than me
• 33:32
  To this day he still has much better hair
• 33:34
  She's right
• 33:35
  And I just couldn't take it
• 33:38
  I couldn't take his day every day
• 33:40
  Day after day
• 33:41
  there's a five, there's a five, there's a five
• 33:44
  when I was going around
• 33:46
  with old lady hair
• 33:48
  and no day was better than a three
• 33:51
  I just, I'm sorry
• 33:55
  I saw the chance to bring him down a peg
• 33:57
  bring him to my level
• 33:59
  and I took it
• 34:00
  I took it
• 34:02
  and you know what?
• 34:03
  that day
• 34:04
  was a three and a half for me
• 34:07
  the highest it had ever been
• 34:10
  all right now do we accept um i guess i guess i accept
• 34:21
  wow thank you yeah no go go okay well that was nice i'm glad you got that off your chest yeah
• 34:32
  and you were right the whole time she lied she's a liar she's a known liar okay and
• 34:39
  you, Brute?
• 34:41
  Well, it's gonna pale in comparison
• 34:43
  to that.
• 34:45
  Okay. Pale away.
• 34:47
  This is also kind of a thing that stuck
• 34:49
  with me.
• 34:53
  And so my older brother
• 34:55
  once...
• 34:57
  I know. This is really not
• 34:59
  quite the same. Not the same level.
• 35:01
  But I still feel like I was wronged
• 35:03
  and I remember it distinctly.
• 35:07
  There was one time he was chewing gum
• 35:09
  and I was bubble gum
• 35:11
  and I was like oh can I have a piece
• 35:13
  and he was like sorry
• 35:15
  just I only have one piece left
• 35:17
  and I was like oh okay
• 35:19
  it's fine later
• 35:21
  I find in his desk
• 35:23
  it was bubble
• 35:25
  tape
• 35:26
  so it technically was one
• 35:29
  piece
• 35:30
  but it was like three feet long
• 35:33
  yeah like the whole point of that gum is to tear off pieces
• 35:35
  it was a brand new thing of bubble tape
• 35:37
  And then I confronted him about it later and he just laughed.
• 35:40
  And he was like, I wasn't lying.
• 35:42
  I wasn't lying.
• 35:43
  That's real like mastermind behavior.
• 35:48
  Yeah.
• 35:49
  Is he a professional mastermind now?
• 35:51
  No, that was definitely, he peaked in that moment.
• 35:54
  Oh.
• 35:55
  You were definitely, that's worse than mine.
• 35:57
  I thought mine was bad.
• 35:59
  How is that worse?
• 36:00
  What if you had onion breath?
• 36:01
  How old were you?
• 36:03
  Like seven.
• 36:04
  Yeah, on your way to a little kid interview probably.
• 36:06
  Yeah.
• 36:07
  Yeah. Yeah. You needed that gun.
• 36:10
  And I had just bitten into a raw onion.
• 36:13
  Of course. She was actually interviewing to be your lawyer against Kayla.
• 36:18
  I know, and I didn't get the job that day.
• 36:20
  I remember it distinctly because a stench wafted down the hall,
• 36:22
  and I left out the window because I didn't know what it was.
• 36:24
  Yeah, that was me. Sorry, I had no idea.
• 36:26
  I didn't know you were that Francis. I didn't realize at the time.
• 36:30
  There's only one.
• 36:33
  At the time, I thought there were multiples.
• 36:36
  I didn't realize until much later.
• 36:38
  He really ruined your whole career.
• 36:39
  You could have been a...
• 36:40
  The trajectory of both of our lives.
• 36:42
  Yeah, I could have won that day.
• 36:44
  Yeah.
• 36:44
  And you could have moved on to be an adolescent lawyer.
• 36:47
  And then even maybe a preteen?
• 36:49
  Yeah.
• 36:49
  A tween lawyer?
• 36:51
  And that's it, because adult lawyers are stupid and boring.
• 36:55
  Yeah.
• 36:56
  I would have stopped at the age of 19 and a half.
• 36:59
  The perfect age to retire.
• 37:00
  Yep.
• 37:01
  Well, I wouldn't have to work anymore.
• 37:03
  Probably from all the money you got from...
• 37:05
  Yeah.
• 37:06
  Doing roboto work for children.
• 37:07
  Yep.
• 37:08
  No, the children would have paid.
• 37:10
  Oh, with their Scholastic Book Fair money.
• 37:12
  Yes.
• 37:12
  Yeah.
• 37:14
  Makes sense.
• 37:15
  My dad used to send me to those with a bag of change.
• 37:19
  And like I'd have to, the lady would have to count it out.
• 37:22
  One penny?
• 37:24
  Two pennies?
• 37:25
  Yeah.
• 37:26
  Wow.
• 37:27
  Yeah.
• 37:28
  So that's, that was just also.
• 37:32
  You want an exact retribution on him?
• 37:36
  Maybe.
• 37:36
  I mean, technically, I'm seeing him later today.
• 37:39
  Oh, we could we could do a big prank.
• 37:41
  Oh, OK.
• 37:42
  Well this episode will not have aired by the time He won know He won know Yeah do you suggest um i suggest that we get a squib pack yeah and one of us wears it and walks up and is wounded and blame
• 37:59
  him and he's like shoot you're shot and i'm like as i'm like that's not this that's something else
• 38:06
  how'd you know about that um yeah and so then he's so he just thinks that one of us is shot
• 38:14
  and that's or we could just mug him yeah let's do that i'll mug him i'll put a mask on i have a very
• 38:20
  unique body shape no i mean it's it's a common body shape but no one would know yeah you have
• 38:26
  a unique name there's only one francis yeah i just won't say my name while i'm mugging him
• 38:31
  Yeah.
• 38:32
  Mugging by Francis.
• 38:35
  Mugging by not Francis.
• 38:37
  Just narrowed down the pool by one.
• 38:40
  Oh, I'm sorry that happened to you.
• 38:41
  That's really hard.
• 38:42
  That's the hardest thing I've ever heard.
• 38:44
  No, I know.
• 38:45
  It's kind of amazing that I turned out the way that I did.
• 38:49
  With that.
• 38:51
  You really rose above.
• 38:53
  It was actually kind of, um, it was kind of a big moment.
• 38:57
  And I think it actually did help form my deceptive mind the way that I think about things.
• 39:02
  It's like, oh, you could just like get off on technicalities, right?
• 39:07
  Yeah.
• 39:08
  Yeah.
• 39:09
  Totally.
• 39:11
  I used to do that.
• 39:12
  Did I ever tell you that I was like a really like mastermindy little kid?
• 39:16
  Like we had like these people that were like staying with us.
• 39:19
  And the son, he was a bad speller.
• 39:22
  I'll never forget this.
• 39:23
  And I knew I could frame him.
• 39:25
  I don't know why I was trying to do this.
• 39:26
  but I think he like did something that annoyed me.
• 39:28
  So I wrote a note in his handwriting that said,
• 39:31
  I hate you mom.
• 39:32
  But I just said,
• 39:32
  I hat you mom.
• 39:34
  And I was like,
• 39:35
  I know she's going to fall for this.
• 39:36
  And I just like left it on the table.
• 39:38
  And then I heard her like,
• 39:39
  did you write this?
• 39:40
  No.
• 39:40
  And he was like,
• 39:41
  no mom.
• 39:42
  And I was like,
• 39:43
  in the room,
• 39:43
  like I knew this was going to work.
• 39:45
  And then he got in trouble.
• 39:46
  And I was like,
• 39:46
  Oh,
• 39:46
  well this feels horrible.
• 39:48
  You're in a Kayla.
• 39:48
  Kayla came out.
• 39:50
  And that probably is why she probably did that to me.
• 39:52
  See,
• 39:53
  we're formed hurt.
• 39:54
  People hurt people.
• 39:55
  Yeah.
• 39:56
  wow yeah uh well i think we gotta we could go on i think this will be a recurring segment
• 40:07
  yeah that was only one i know we got a lot so um uh that wraps it up for times we were wronged
• 40:26
  Francis.
• 40:27
  Yeah?
• 40:28
  It's time for our last segment.
• 40:30
  Okay.
• 40:31
  The big question.
• 40:33
  The big question.
• 40:35
  The question is very big.
• 40:39
  All right.
• 40:40
  Joe, I was told you have a question for us.
• 40:43
  I do.
• 40:45
  It's between normal and big.
• 40:47
  Okay.
• 40:48
  It's like slightly above average question.
• 40:50
  uh you have to go back in in time in your own life and start just start from there with time
• 41:02
  moving forward it has to be between five and eight years ago so you have to flash back to a
• 41:10
  point in your life five or eight years ago and you're just restarting from there and time moves
• 41:15
  on yes okay specifically five to eight years can't be like when you were a kid or whatever
• 41:21
  okay or like a year ago it has to be five to eight years specifically when would you go to and why
• 41:28
  uh i would go
• 41:32
  eight years ago i'd go as far back as i was allowed to go i think uh just to maximize the
• 41:42
  amount of time do i get to keep my own brain as it is now yes and like you have memories of
• 41:49
  you have memories of personal things like you can't use it to like
• 41:54
  like invest in invest in something or alter history but you like
• 41:58
  like personal mistakes or experience yeah like lived experience stuff you've learned
• 42:04
  you retain that yeah then i would go i would go as far back and just yeah i'd go as as far back as
• 42:13
  i could because and then just do better with my life is that do better i know
• 42:20
  because i can't say that i had like any specific moment or like whatever but that was like i'd like
• 42:29
  to just start from there.
• 42:31
  That's when things started going downhill
• 42:33
  or whatever. It's like, things have been generally
• 42:35
  fine for me the last eight years.
• 42:38
  So I just want to maximize
• 42:39
  and just make them better, I think.
• 42:43
  I'd also go back to the maximum.
• 42:47
  And
• 42:47
  I'd find you.
• 42:51
  You'd find me?
• 42:52
  Yeah.
• 42:53
  Well, are we both? Okay.
• 42:58
  Were we both
• 42:59
  what could we both do this because then if we found each other then then we'd both know like
• 43:06
  hey by the way hey it's you hey hey well you guys are still retaining lived experience so
• 43:14
  theoretically no matter what time either of you went back to you guys would both still be aware
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  of each other's existence you just wouldn't be proximate to each other yeah so that's fine we
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  find each other. Yeah. And start hanging out.
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  But we wouldn't find you, Joe.
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  You'd be, um,
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  you'd be very young.
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  Yeah. It'd be weird for me to find you.
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  Yeah. That's true.
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  Yeah. Hey, 15 year old boy,
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  get over here. Trust me, come over here. We're friends.
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  Come here, Joe.
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  And then I'll be like,
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  get in the ball.
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  What about if the choice was between
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  three years ago or 30 years ago 30 three or 30 30 oh yeah so you guys just want to like rewind
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  the clock as much as you go back to when you were eight well yeah that's what i'm wondering i'm
• 44:08
  finding kayla kick her kick her right i'm gonna make her day you give her a swift kick to the
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  vertebrae i'd want to redo it all just because i know things now i didn't know then and i could
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  avoid things that are a waste of my time you know you can't avoid like like high school you'd have to
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  you'd have to do high school again that's fine i actually had a decent time in high school okay
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  i i think you suck yeah i would maybe well if you could go back uh i would maybe go
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  i would maybe go to when i was like 17 and a half or something like
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  we're maybe like yeah no no 17 17 years old my family went we lived in Dublin for a few months
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  I would do that again I would do that and then when you get to 18 you're free and then
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  free I want to go back to the night Joe was born so I can walk into the room be like
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  I shall hold the child we shall name him Joe
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  and the rule is everybody knows the rule is that if a man walks in and holds your child first
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  he gets to name yeah the child that everybody knows that rule so i know so you would have just
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  gone back into to joe's birth and not changed a thing because he's still named joe
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  you just want to make extra sure just in case there was a chance and if you're wavering
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  No.
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  Yeah.
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  I'd pretend to steal you, and I'd come back and be like, ah, I'm just kidding.
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  Thanks for the question.
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  I always fantasize about going back in time.
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  I do, too.
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  I think about, well, I definitely think about, like, yes, what would I like?
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  Because then you'd be able to make changes, right?
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  So, yeah.
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  When I was 18, I'd start doing things at 18 that I didn't do until I was, you know, 30 or whatever.
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  I'd really think about working out.
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  Don't not do it, but really.
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  I'd spend a lot of time seriously considering it.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, I never think about, like, I never think about, like, world-altering stuff.
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  I only ever think about it in relation to myself.
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  Yeah, that's.
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  I like going on Apple or Google Maps or whatever and, like, looking at and, like, walking down neighborhoods.
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  Because sometimes it goes back to, like, April 2008 is the last time they took a picture.
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  I like looking at the neighborhood when it was, like, older.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, so just to really prove that...
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  That's what I like.
• 46:47
  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm going to keep doing that until I see your mom holding you as a baby on Google Maps.
• 46:57
  What if you see you holding me as a baby on Google Maps?
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  Then I'll know I did it.
• 47:02
  Yeah.
• 47:04
  All right.
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  Well, I guess Francis would do high school again.
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  That's good to know.
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  Sicko.
• 47:12
  Well, there's a few things I wanted to do in high school that I did not get to do.
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  So I want to try that again.
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  Mostly just studying.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Remembering to wear your retainer.
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  Of course.
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  All right.
• 47:31
  Well, I think that wraps up the big question.
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  The big question.
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  Okay.
• 47:41
  Well, that leaves only one.
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  item. Yeah.
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  Do you think you know my word, Jenna?
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  I do not know your word. I'm quite sure
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  of it.
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  Do you think you know my word?
• 47:51
  No.
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  You said it. I said mine. You said yours.
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  I said mine. We both said it.
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  Joe missed it. Oh, he did? Yeah.
• 47:59
  I said it recently, actually. Recently?
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  Oh, shoot. I wrote down
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  words from the beginning. I know. I saw you writing and I was
• 48:05
  like, he's not getting it because I haven't said it yet.
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  Is it deceptive?
• 48:09
  No, it's not.
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  I was going to try to remember, did I say that first?
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  Yes, I did say that first.
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  You did say it.
• 48:17
  It's not deceptive, no.
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  What segment were we in when you discussed it?
• 48:21
  It was literally just now, like when we were talking about the big question.
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  Going back in time?
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  Yeah.
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  Poop.
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  All right.
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  I don't know.
• 48:33
  No, the word's not poop.
• 48:34
  My word's not poop.
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  Is your word Kayla?
• 48:39
  No, it's not.
• 48:41
  Okay.
• 48:41
  well what was your word vertebrae
• 48:46
  i hate myself no she did and that should have stood out to me why didn't it stand out because
• 48:53
  you were so distracted by kayla you said you got to go back and and and get revenge on kayla
• 48:58
  i should have got i said yeah you got to give her a quick or a swift kick to the vertebrae
• 49:03
  why didn't i get this oh i'm so angry because you were so once again kayla has screwed you
• 49:10
  Jonah, that's like the best you've ever done with your secret word, I feel like.
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  That was sneaky.
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  Thank you.
• 49:16
  Thank you.
• 49:17
  Whatever.
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  What was yours?
• 49:20
  What was it?
• 49:21
  Memorabilia.
• 49:23
  Memorabilia.
• 49:24
  I was talking about having a picture taken as a souvenir.
• 49:28
  Oh.
• 49:30
  I tried to get it in fast.
• 49:32
  Is that what made you think that you could get your picture taken?
• 49:35
  Was because you needed a way to get in memorabilia?
• 49:38
  Yeah.
• 49:38
  Oh, I wanted that to be part of your plan.
• 49:42
  Well, it is now.
• 49:43
  Okay.
• 49:44
  All right.
• 49:45
  Okay, well.
• 49:46
  Now my picture with those two strangers is always going to be tainted.
• 49:50
  Here I was trying to enjoy Harold's death.
• 49:54
  All right.
• 49:55
  Well, bummer.
• 49:56
  I'm mad at myself and I hate myself.
• 49:58
  Well, you can save it for the next time we were wronged.
• 50:02
  We can talk about that.
• 50:04
  Okay, deal.
• 50:05
  All right.
• 50:05
  Well, everyone, thanks for listening.
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  We'll see you next time.
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  Bye.