Latest / Aaron Mahnke's Cabinet of Curiosities / Trick of the Treat
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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome to Aaron Menke's Cabinet of Curiosities, a production of
- 0:07Speaker 1: iHeartRadio and Grim & Mild.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Our world is full of the unexplainable. And if history
- 0:17Speaker 2: is an open book, all of these amazing tales are
- 0:20Speaker 2: right there on display, just waiting for us to explore.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Welcome to the Cabinet of Curiosities. As you may have noticed,
- 0:37Speaker 2: summer is over and fall is fast approaching. And with
- 0:40Speaker 2: fall comes what is known around these parts as spooky season.
- 0:44Speaker 2: A time when everyone loves a good fright. Horror movie
- 0:47Speaker 2: marathons and haunted houses as far as the eye can see.
- 0:51Speaker 1: In these weeks leading up to All Hallows' Eve, I
- 0:54Speaker 1: would like to consider this atmosphere of scares. We all
- 0:57Speaker 1: know that this is a time of the year when
- 0:59Speaker 1: the barrier between the spirit world and the world of
- 1:01Speaker 1: the living seems to be at its thinnest. But why
- 1:04Speaker 1: do we associate the season so closely with terror? After all,
- 1:08Speaker 1: the root of Halloween is the term hallowed, which means holy.
- 1:12Speaker 1: One of the many holy days that makes up the
- 1:14Speaker 1: tapestry of Halloween is the Catholics' All Saints Day, which
- 1:18Speaker 1: isn't terrifying at all. We're supposed to be in awe
- 1:21Speaker 1: of saints, not frightened by them. And yet the fear
- 1:24Speaker 1: of ghosts and goblins remains the dominant quality in pop
- 1:28Speaker 1: culture Halloween.
- 1:29Speaker 3: So why is that?
- 1:31Speaker 1: The answer may lie in 18th century Ireland. Sometime in
- 1:35Speaker 1: the year 1762, a British engineer named Charles Valancy traveled
- 1:40Speaker 1: to County Cork to help the British military survey the county.
- 1:44Speaker 1: It was a period of great distrust between Ireland and
- 1:47Speaker 1: the British Empire... Oliver Cromwell had been dead for over
- 1:50Speaker 1: a century, but the deep rifts between the native Irish
- 1:53Speaker 1: and Imperial British still remain. In spite of this enmity,
- 1:57Speaker 1: Valancy was enamored with Irish culture. And while he was
- 2:01Speaker 1: working to rebuild bridges and other infrastructure in Cork and Limerick,
- 2:05Speaker 1: Valancy took it upon himself to write about the native
- 2:08Speaker 1: customs of Ireland. He called his published work Colectania de
- 2:13Speaker 1: Ribas Hibernicus. It's an enormous project spanning six whole volumes.
- 2:18Speaker 1: It's the work of a true enthusiast. And in the
- 2:21Speaker 1: third volume of the series, he wrote about Samhain, the
- 2:24Speaker 1: Irish festival of the dead, typically held at the end
- 2:27Speaker 1: of October. Although many of his peers had written about
- 2:30Speaker 1: the festival by this point, Valanci had his own theories
- 2:33Speaker 1: about where the name actually came from. He supposed that Samhain,
- 2:37Speaker 1: spelled S-A-M-H-A-I-N in English, was derived from a Celtic deity
- 2:43Speaker 1: known as Balsab. Balsab, according to Valanci, was the lord
- 2:47Speaker 1: of the dead, the patron of this particular holiday. The
- 2:51Speaker 1: name is a compound of bal, meaning lord, and sab,
- 2:54Speaker 1: meaning death. And the idea that Samhain is about worshipping
- 2:58Speaker 1: a sort of devil or grim reaper took over much
- 3:00Speaker 1: of the casual understanding of the holiday, even as Halloween
- 3:04Speaker 1: replaced Samhain in broader culture. And even into the 20th century,
- 3:09Speaker 1: people said that the roots of Halloween are in an
- 3:11Speaker 1: unholy festival where people worshipped death. There is one slight problem, however.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Valanci's assessment of Samhain was completely incorrect. Even his own
- 3:21Speaker 1: peers denounced his work as shoddy. The name Balsab appears
- 3:26Speaker 1: in no Celtic literature and is thought to be either
- 3:29Speaker 1: a bad mistranslation or just a complete fabrication. The actual
- 3:34Speaker 1: etymology of Samhain is thought to come from the Gaelic
- 3:37Speaker 1: words for summer's end. The original celebration on October 31st
- 3:42Speaker 1: is more akin to a cross between a pagan new
- 3:44Speaker 1: year and a harvest festival. Boisterous, yes, but sinister? No.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Much of our understanding of Celtic culture comes secondhand or
- 3:54Speaker 1: even thirdhand. The original pagan Celts did not leave written records,
- 3:58Speaker 1: so we have to rely on men from other cultures
- 4:00Speaker 1: who encountered the Celts and then wrote about them. But
- 4:03Speaker 1: outsiders always bring their own opinions and prejudices. The iconic
- 4:08Speaker 1: Wicker Man, which has become such a crucial image of
- 4:10Speaker 1: pagan worship and human sacrifice, comes from Julius Caesar's Commentary
- 4:15Speaker 1: on the Gallic War, itself a piece of Roman propaganda.
- 4:19Speaker 1: What we know as Halloween today is built on echoes
- 4:22Speaker 1: of a pagan culture that we don't fully understand, mixed
- 4:26Speaker 1: with the Christian All Saints Day and various other celebrations
- 4:30Speaker 1: of the coming winter months. Men like Charles Valancy and
- 4:33Speaker 1: his fake Celtic Lord of the Dead, are a crucial
- 4:36Speaker 1: piece of that story. Because, as it turns out, even
- 4:39Speaker 1: the little mistakes in history can be just as impactful
- 4:43Speaker 1: as fresh archaeological finds. It's said that the greatest fear
- 4:47Speaker 1: is fear of the unknown. But I think that we
- 4:49Speaker 1: should all be careful to make sure that we aren't
- 4:51Speaker 1: spending so much time fearing the unknown that we never
- 4:55Speaker 1: seek to understand it. Music Halloween is a celebration of
- 5:12Speaker 1: the creepy, the macabre, all things that go bump in
- 5:15Speaker 1: the night. But for more than half a century now,
- 5:18Speaker 1: one of the most terrifying ghouls of this holiday is
- 5:21Speaker 1: feared less by trick-or-treaters than by their parents. That is,
- 5:25Speaker 1: the evil stranger, sometimes a neighbor, handing out chocolate bars
- 5:29Speaker 1: stuffed with razor blades or candy corn dipped in arsenic.
- 5:33Speaker 1: It's caused millions across the country to inspect all of
- 5:36Speaker 1: the holiday's treats at the kitchen table and has kept
- 5:39Speaker 1: some kids off the streets altogether.
- 5:42Speaker 3: But here's the thing.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Despite the police warnings and breathless news reports, there seems
- 5:47Speaker 1: to be very little in the way of proof of
- 5:50Speaker 1: this seemingly ever-present threat. In a massive study by sociologist
- 5:54Speaker 1: Joel Best, which covered 30 years of alleged poisonings, they
- 5:58Speaker 1: found that there was not a single proven case of
- 6:01Speaker 1: a child dying, or even suffering major injury, from a
- 6:04Speaker 1: stranger giving out poisoned candy.
- 6:07Speaker 3: This widely held fear seems to have.
- 6:09Speaker 1: Exploded onto the scene in 1967, when the New York
- 6:13Speaker 1: Times did a report on needles in candy apples. The
- 6:17Speaker 1: story included 13 cases from separate towns in New Jersey alone,
- 6:21Speaker 1: as well as whispers from Canada of the same horrors.
- 6:25Speaker 1: It was so convincing that the New Jersey state legislature
- 6:28Speaker 1: even wrote a law about it, banning the insertion of
- 6:31Speaker 1: foreign objects into treats that were meant for children. But
- 6:34Speaker 1: when researchers followed up on these reports in the following years,
- 6:38Speaker 1: they found that nearly every single reported instance was a hoax,
- 6:42Speaker 1: conjured by trick-or-treaters or their parents. And 75% of those
- 6:46Speaker 1: reports did not involve injuries at all. And then, a
- 6:50Speaker 1: few years later, in 1974, tragedy struck in Houston, Texas,
- 6:55Speaker 1: when 8-year-old Timothy O'Brien died suddenly after trick-or-treating with his family.
- 7:00Speaker 3: The culprit? a pixie stick laced with cyanide.
- 7:03Speaker 1: The immediate assumption was that some deranged stranger was passing
- 7:07Speaker 1: out poison candy to all the neighborhood kids. But further
- 7:10Speaker 1: investigation revealed a more horrible truth. Timothy had been murdered
- 7:14Speaker 1: by his very own father in an alleged attempt to
- 7:17Speaker 1: collect insurance money. But although the killer had been a
- 7:20Speaker 1: member of Timothy's family, the truth just could not keep
- 7:23Speaker 1: up with the more lurid narrative that had been firmly
- 7:25Speaker 1: established in the first few days after the murder. Even
- 7:29Speaker 1: serious magazines were not immune to falling for the tale.
- 7:33Speaker 1: In 1975, Newsweek published a piece on the alleged epidemic
- 7:36Speaker 1: of would-be neighborhood killers, telling its readers that several children
- 7:40Speaker 1: had died and hundreds had narrowly escaped death by trick-or-treating.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Despite little in the way of concrete proof, the shadow
- 7:48Speaker 1: of these candy killers grew. And then, in 1982, seven
- 7:52Speaker 1: Chicagoans died from Tylenol which had been laced with cyanide
- 7:56Speaker 1: bought in stores. and Americans' concerns about food safety exploded.
- 8:00Speaker 1: The event led to the advent of childproof containers and
- 8:04Speaker 1: stricter federal laws criminalizing tampering. These concerns naturally made their
- 8:08Speaker 1: way back into trick-or-treating. In the public imagination, malicious killers
- 8:13Speaker 1: lurked in every candy aisle and cul-de-sac. In 2011, nearly
- 8:17Speaker 1: a quarter of parents who were polled expressed worry about
- 8:21Speaker 1: Halloween candy. That's a higher percentage than are worried about kidnapping,
- 8:25Speaker 1: and all over something that had no supporting evidence. So
- 8:28Speaker 1: how does the urban legend persist? Well, much of it
- 8:31Speaker 1: seems to do with the sort of feedback loop that's
- 8:34Speaker 1: created between law enforcement and the media. Each year, the
- 8:37Speaker 1: story recirculates, and each year, authorities warn their communities to
- 8:42Speaker 1: be wary. After a while, the rumor is reinforced, not
- 8:45Speaker 1: through any sort of proof, mind you, but through repetition.
- 8:49Speaker 1: For instance, Canadian authorities repeatedly issued warnings while simultaneously acknowledging
- 8:54Speaker 1: how few incidents were ever verified. Between April of 2008
- 8:57Speaker 1: and October of 2019, the Canadian Food Inspection Agency received
- 9:03Speaker 1: only four cases of suspected tampering related to Halloween candy
- 9:07Speaker 1: and found that not a single case had been substantiated.
- 9:11Speaker 1: The message kept circulating even after the evidence had failed
- 9:14Speaker 1: to appear. In an age of easy instant verification, the
- 9:18Speaker 1: persistence of the Halloween candy scare reveals something unsettling. That
- 9:22Speaker 1: our fears are deeply rooted and incredibly.
- 9:25Speaker 3: Difficult to shed.
- 9:27Speaker 1: With all the evidence in the world available at our fingertips,
- 9:30Speaker 1: many still go on believing the same false stories that
- 9:33Speaker 1: they have heard time and time again.
- 9:36Speaker 3: And maybe in the end, that's what we should really
- 9:40Speaker 3: be afraid of. Thank you.
- 9:50Speaker 1: By me, Aaron Manke, in partnership with iHeart Podcasts, researched
- 9:54Speaker 1: and written by the Grim & Mild team and produced
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- 10:25Speaker 1: And until next time, stay curious.