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- 0:02Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this.
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- 0:16Speaker 3: Though the Woody Show.
- 0:23Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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- 0:44Speaker 4: A good morning, everybody. Well it's a free Friday Thursday morning.
- 0:50Speaker 4: It's October the sixteenth, twenty twenty five. Hell and welcome.
- 0:55Speaker 4: It is The Woody Show. My name is Whatddy? That
- 0:56Speaker 4: is Greg Gory, what Menace?
- 0:58Speaker 5: Good morning to you. Hire is Gina, Greg Sea Bass
- 1:02Speaker 5: is here. Morgan is here, Morgan to you.
- 1:05Speaker 4: We got von our video producer, Bort and Menshe holding
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- 1:19Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four. What he's been able to
- 1:21Speaker 5: call the text It's over to two to nine eight seven. Today,
- 1:27Speaker 5: Delivery Driver Appreciation Week continues. We'll get into some of
- 1:30Speaker 5: the trending news headlines. Also the week in Audio. SeaBASS
- 1:33Speaker 5: is going to have that for us. Today we'll get
- 1:36Speaker 5: an update to MENACE's birthday month. Yeah, he yesterday went
- 1:40Speaker 5: to a taping of Something's Burning with Bert Kreischer, which
- 1:43Speaker 5: was on his wish list. He got to go, we're
- 1:47Speaker 5: we're having great luck with this down Yeah, six two
- 1:52Speaker 5: six has set a text. I know you guys give
- 1:54Speaker 5: Sea Bass a lot of crap regarding his arrogance, which
- 1:56Speaker 5: he is incredibly arrogant, but I would argue that he
- 1:59Speaker 5: doesn't even pale in comparison to someone who believes his
- 2:02Speaker 5: singular birth warrants an entire month of celebration.
- 2:05Speaker 2: Love everyone on the show, but god damn, come on.
- 2:08Speaker 6: This person is no fun. This person, I think that's
- 2:12Speaker 6: what he said. I hearned that frown upside down.
- 2:14Speaker 2: I don't think he says in medicine is deflecting. I'm
- 2:16Speaker 2: not deflecting because you didn't address his points. You just said, oh,
- 2:19Speaker 2: you're no fun. Yeah they're not. That's that's that's an
- 2:21Speaker 2: adole attack. You're not saying why he's wrong?
- 2:24Speaker 4: Oh yeah, why is that not arrogant? Because because I'm not.
- 2:28Speaker 6: I'm just enjoying myself and I'm sharing my joy with others.
- 2:32Speaker 1: He did.
- 2:32Speaker 2: That's true, very true.
- 2:36Speaker 4: Greg's did the The Brady House, which if you if
- 2:38Speaker 4: you haven't seen the feedback, on Greg at the Brady House.
- 2:43Speaker 1: I was kicking out pretty damn hard.
- 2:45Speaker 5: In fact, we got a message about that right before
- 2:47Speaker 5: one on the other morning five six too. Greg is
- 2:49Speaker 5: the absolute cutest. His Brady Bunch memories are seriously impressive.
- 2:54Speaker 5: Anyone who says he has a bad memory, this just
- 2:57Speaker 5: proved them wrong. That's from Crystal Hatch tag you love
- 3:00Speaker 5: long term versus short term?
- 3:01Speaker 1: Yes, and it's odd that things you do remember. I
- 3:04Speaker 1: don't remember people we've met, but I remember the Brady Bunch.
- 3:07Speaker 2: This one came in.
- 3:08Speaker 5: I love the Instagram video of medicine Greg the Brady House.
- 3:11Speaker 5: That was amazing, amasing. I have been to that area
- 3:15Speaker 5: before a few times. Yeah, that is uh miss curves
- 3:19Speaker 5: with a call.
- 3:20Speaker 2: Like I said, people will drive by it all all
- 3:23Speaker 2: day every day.
- 3:24Speaker 1: And you guys forgot to ask me where did you
- 3:26Speaker 1: park when you went to the Brady's House. Forgot to
- 3:29Speaker 1: ask me? Then where did you park in the Brady's driveway?
- 3:33Speaker 2: I surprised they would not that you would have a
- 3:35Speaker 2: leaking car, but I was. I would think they would
- 3:36Speaker 2: just keep that off limits because they want to keep
- 3:38Speaker 2: it pristine. Requests.
- 3:39Speaker 4: You would think that they asked me maybe because the
- 3:43Speaker 4: neighbors complain about like too much.
- 3:45Speaker 2: People did they explain about the why they wouldn't have
- 3:48Speaker 2: working utilities in all the places?
- 3:51Speaker 1: I didn't.
- 3:52Speaker 2: They didn't explain.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Why because that was show. Yeah, why they don't want
- 3:57Speaker 1: to sleep there because they're missing out. They could air
- 4:00Speaker 1: being be the place.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Right or you could say it's for show all day long.
- 4:03Speaker 2: But if you're if you're redoing the place from the
- 4:06Speaker 2: inside out, why not connect.
- 4:07Speaker 6: That just af thermoset doesn't work? Yeah, I would hope
- 4:11Speaker 6: so be able to just go back and ask.
- 4:13Speaker 1: There's got to be true.
- 4:15Speaker 5: There's gotta be one working bathroom in there. I would
- 4:17Speaker 5: I would think that they will work there. Yeah, So
- 4:19Speaker 5: it's not that doesn't have service. There's just maybe the Yeah.
- 4:22Speaker 6: Because I know it has to be working because under
- 4:26Speaker 6: behind the door when we went upstairs to the shared
- 4:29Speaker 6: bathroom they had one that had a bidet.
- 4:33Speaker 4: Doesn't mean it's working.
- 4:35Speaker 6: And I but they wouldn't put a bidet bathroom in
- 4:37Speaker 6: there that didn't have a day.
- 4:39Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, I see saying and I say this in
- 4:42Speaker 1: all seriousness, do you think I could get a part
- 4:45Speaker 1: time job as a tour guy there? I wonder if
- 4:47Speaker 1: they're a quote like would they even you.
- 4:50Speaker 4: Could volunteer, although if they're doing it for charity, they
- 4:52Speaker 4: probably wouldn't pay you to volunteer.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Thing, I'd be happy to do that, you would. I
- 4:56Speaker 1: like the charity they represent, Yeah, wags, and.
- 5:00Speaker 2: I can reach out to them again, see if we.
- 5:04Speaker 5: Can get like a Woody Show tour group of listeners.
- 5:07Speaker 5: Greg could be the tour guy.
- 5:09Speaker 2: Absolutely, Look, they probably have somebody, but Greg's better. Let's
- 5:12Speaker 2: let's not do it because he's a real fan. Exactly, absolutely,
- 5:16Speaker 2: all right, I see what I can do. I'm kind
- 5:18Speaker 2: of getting the vibe like you are. I don't I
- 5:21Speaker 2: don't know what's what's what's the word I'm looking for?
- 5:22Speaker 7: Like wonky?
- 5:24Speaker 5: Yeah, like she seems out of swords this morning. I'm
- 5:26Speaker 5: not quite sure she was talking about something with sleep.
- 5:28Speaker 5: Are you not sleeping?
- 5:29Speaker 7: I can only sleep if I take like a half
- 5:32Speaker 7: a melotonin. But that's ruining my life. And I don't
- 5:35Speaker 7: think I can melt. Yeah, I don't think I should
- 5:37Speaker 7: do anymore. Take like half a gummy and last night
- 5:40Speaker 7: and this has happened a bunch of times, but I
- 5:41Speaker 7: can't take it anymore. I have the craziest nightmares and
- 5:45Speaker 7: like sleep paralysis and like I can't move.
- 5:48Speaker 4: Wait, what happens in your nightmares? Like what are your nightmares?
- 5:51Speaker 7: Last night? I had this chip implanted in the temple
- 5:55Speaker 7: in the side of my head, and I get in
- 5:57Speaker 7: line with all these other like half robot people that
- 6:00Speaker 7: we're all just going to like use us as robots
- 6:01Speaker 7: and kill us. But I knew I was a human,
- 6:03Speaker 7: so I was trying to get out of it, and
- 6:05Speaker 7: I'm running from them, but I can't actually move.
- 6:07Speaker 4: Did you watch something before?
- 6:09Speaker 7: Nothing?
- 6:10Speaker 2: Nothing?
- 6:11Speaker 7: This is all melatonin and people like, oh, you'll have
- 6:13Speaker 7: crazy dreams. I'm like, okay, whatever, and they are like
- 6:16Speaker 7: I'm sweating in the middle of the night. I get up,
- 6:18Speaker 7: I feel like I ran a marathon. But also the
- 6:21Speaker 7: sleep paralysis, like you physically can't move your body. I
- 6:24Speaker 7: can't live like this a lot with this stuff. Yeah,
- 6:28Speaker 7: it's it's real, And I'm only taking half.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Isn't melotonin just natural?
- 6:33Speaker 7: Yeah, but if you take too much, it can cause
- 6:35Speaker 7: all kinds of problems. So I took half, so I
- 6:38Speaker 7: don't know if I'm extra sensitive.
- 6:39Speaker 2: To switch a weed.
- 6:43Speaker 7: That's the thing. I need to go back to Indicica.
- 6:45Speaker 7: If you anybody has a plug. I've been able to
- 6:48Speaker 7: go over there, I get over there.
- 6:50Speaker 5: I'm doing great with sleep stuff now, like, but for
- 6:53Speaker 5: years it was a struggle. It took me a long
- 6:55Speaker 5: time to kind of master whatever would work for me,
- 6:58Speaker 5: uh and get into that. But man, you know what
- 7:01Speaker 5: I've been doing lately, and I'm not taking any of
- 7:03Speaker 5: that stuff. But you know that when you sleep and
- 7:07Speaker 5: you wake up and you're like, oh man, it's probably
- 7:09Speaker 5: time to I'm like, and you look over the clock
- 7:10Speaker 5: and you saw have like two hours last Yeah. That
- 7:13Speaker 5: happens multiple times a night, like maybe maybe two or
- 7:16Speaker 5: three times. No, it's great because I wake up thinking like, oh, okay,
- 7:19Speaker 5: it's probably time to get up. I feel like okay,
- 7:21Speaker 5: I feel like kind of rested, right.
- 7:23Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 7:23Speaker 4: I look at the clock and I go, I have two.
- 7:25Speaker 2: More hours and roll back over and fall right back asleep.
- 7:30Speaker 7: But it happens multiple times a night. Yeah, so you're
- 7:32Speaker 7: not getting like the RAM or whatever.
- 7:34Speaker 5: Well, okay, so yesterday, not gonna nap after the show, right,
- 7:38Speaker 5: So this is just my sleep score for the day
- 7:41Speaker 5: based on my sleep from last night.
- 7:43Speaker 4: It was a seventy five.
- 7:45Speaker 2: Which is good.
- 7:46Speaker 5: Typically before the nap, it's gonna be like in the
- 7:49Speaker 5: maybe low sixties range, and then the nap sends it
- 7:52Speaker 5: over like eighty one, eighty two, somewhere in that low
- 7:54Speaker 5: eighty range.
- 7:55Speaker 4: But for me to have a seventy five.
- 7:57Speaker 2: In one shot is really good.
- 7:58Speaker 7: But do you always feel like you're chasing it? Are
- 8:00Speaker 7: you over that?
- 8:01Speaker 9: Like?
- 8:01Speaker 7: I still feel like I'm chasing it.
- 8:03Speaker 2: Not chasing it?
- 8:04Speaker 10: Yeah, I feel the same.
- 8:05Speaker 4: Yeah, hell, there they are there, there's there's the wake
- 8:07Speaker 4: ups midnight right and then two am, like good, got
- 8:11Speaker 4: another hour ago, and then I woke up and then
- 8:13Speaker 4: it was great.
- 8:13Speaker 7: Do you remember or you're just looking at it from
- 8:15Speaker 7: your ob Do you remember breaking up all those times?
- 8:17Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I was able to tell the story.
- 8:20Speaker 4: Thought I followed, I.
- 8:21Speaker 2: Thought you were piecing it together.
- 8:22Speaker 5: No, no, no, because that's the best feeling when you
- 8:25Speaker 5: wake up, you're like, oh my god, I love that.
- 8:27Speaker 5: The worst is when you only have like ten minutes.
- 8:29Speaker 5: I usually wait, that sucks one minute before the hate
- 8:32Speaker 5: that so good.
- 8:34Speaker 7: MALTONA though, yeah, it's weird.
- 8:36Speaker 1: If it made you sleep and now you're not sleeping,
- 8:38Speaker 1: go back to the militone.
- 8:39Speaker 7: But you are asleep and you can't wake up like
- 8:41Speaker 7: you're trapped in a nightmare.
- 8:43Speaker 4: I tried melatone and didn't work at all.
- 8:44Speaker 5: Yeah, I got nobody, and then I and then somebody
- 8:46Speaker 5: told me like oh Adville or tinel PM, you know.
- 8:49Speaker 2: And then I tried night film that it helps you
- 8:53Speaker 2: get your z's.
- 8:54Speaker 1: I know what it is.
- 8:55Speaker 5: But also caffeine doesn't have an effect on me like
- 8:57Speaker 5: I can have. I can have the world's largest you know,
- 9:01Speaker 5: glass of picture of iced tea or whatever it is.
- 9:04Speaker 2: And fall right right before bed.
- 9:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:06Speaker 4: Wow, I take it to bed. I take a big
- 9:08Speaker 4: thing of iced tea to bed. Yeah, that'dict I am.
- 9:13Speaker 4: I am, but it doesn't keep me up.
- 9:15Speaker 7: That's amazing.
- 9:16Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad you were able to make it up
- 9:18Speaker 4: and be here with us this morning on The Woody Show.
- 9:19Speaker 4: We're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back, mensicoa.
- 9:22Speaker 4: Tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment when
- 9:24Speaker 4: the birthday is the porn of birthday?
- 9:25Speaker 2: That is all next, hang on the show. We'll be
- 9:30Speaker 2: right back.
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- 9:59Speaker 2: All right, welcome back everybody.
- 10:01Speaker 4: It is a Thursday morning, gets October the sixteenth, twenty
- 10:04Speaker 4: twenty five. Today is World Food Day. Oh, let's celebrate nice. Well,
- 10:10Speaker 4: it is a delivery person appreciation week, so we definitely have.
- 10:13Speaker 2: Food coming by.
- 10:15Speaker 4: You know, sure thing. What's that World Food Day?
- 10:18Speaker 11: Oh?
- 10:18Speaker 2: Yeah, priest? Oh like food for there you get it.
- 10:28Speaker 4: Today is Global Cat Day.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Who cares?
- 10:31Speaker 4: International Credit Union Day?
- 10:33Speaker 1: Is today?
- 10:35Speaker 2: Conflict Resolution Day? Oh? I would like to resolve? Revolve?
- 10:40Speaker 4: You'd have to revolve?
- 10:41Speaker 1: Yeah? What are you going to revolve?
- 10:45Speaker 2: Nothing?
- 10:46Speaker 7: Okay?
- 10:47Speaker 2: It revolved? Cool?
- 10:49Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 10:49Speaker 4: Good, one minutes, no problems.
- 10:53Speaker 5: It's Dictionary Day, perfect, It's National Bosses Day, National Department
- 10:58Speaker 5: Store Day, National Look were Day, and it's World Allergy
- 11:02Speaker 5: Awareness Day, which, dude, I'm very much aware of my allergies.
- 11:05Speaker 5: Right now, I don't know those allergies where your nose
- 11:09Speaker 5: is constantly running and I've been taking you know, all
- 11:12Speaker 5: this stuff.
- 11:13Speaker 4: Uh, just I don't know. It's been going crazy lately.
- 11:16Speaker 7: Yeah, is the change the seasons change? Like, oh, my
- 11:20Speaker 7: joints are acting up. Must be raining, Like That's how
- 11:23Speaker 7: I think you and I are with allergies.
- 11:24Speaker 2: I've always wondering, is that real?
- 11:25Speaker 7: You know what I think it is. I think it's
- 11:27Speaker 7: the air pressure. Yeah, the air pressure changes.
- 11:31Speaker 4: Have a metal hip, it's about to rain. I can
- 11:33Speaker 4: tell my hipsacked and exactly exactly are sold?
- 11:39Speaker 2: Who's talking experience?
- 11:42Speaker 10: I know, but I haven't gotten to that point of
- 11:43Speaker 10: life yet. Thanks God.
- 11:44Speaker 2: My bones allergies.
- 11:46Speaker 10: Know where my bones hurt when the water.
- 11:49Speaker 5: I don't like people people say that. I just asked
- 11:52Speaker 5: the question, is that real? Like, like does that really happen?
- 11:55Speaker 10: Like we're you guys were sharing experience and.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Your ears broken?
- 11:59Speaker 7: Pair know what they're getting old.
- 12:01Speaker 2: It's the top of mind for her all the time.
- 12:03Speaker 2: It actually is.
- 12:04Speaker 1: I have like three years before that happens. Don't be crazy.
- 12:07Speaker 4: Just know you're not getting younger.
- 12:11Speaker 2: Doesn't have a biological clock story about Yeah, I don't
- 12:13Speaker 2: worry about it.
- 12:14Speaker 5: We've got the birthdays of the port of Birthday coming
- 12:16Speaker 5: up here in just a moment.
- 12:17Speaker 2: First, an update with Menace. What's happened around the world
- 12:19Speaker 2: of entertainment?
- 12:20Speaker 6: Yeah, well Tom Green he got married. Everybody, he has
- 12:24Speaker 6: a new wife. Her name is Amanda, and she is
- 12:27Speaker 6: from Canada. She's also from his hometown and they went
- 12:30Speaker 6: to the same elementary school. I don't know about the
- 12:32Speaker 6: same time, but I hope not. Yeah, well, we'll see.
- 12:36Speaker 5: Do you guys know anybody besides parents that's a different generation,
- 12:39Speaker 5: but anybody in your age group who they are with,
- 12:42Speaker 5: the person like their high school sweetheart?
- 12:44Speaker 7: I know, what do I know?
- 12:45Speaker 11: A lot?
- 12:46Speaker 2: A couple people I went to high school with are
- 12:47Speaker 2: still really Yeah.
- 12:48Speaker 7: Kids, they got the whole thing.
- 12:50Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 12:51Speaker 4: I keep telling my son how impossible that is.
- 12:54Speaker 6: Yeah, they seem really happy. So also, he held his
- 13:00Speaker 6: last married Didrew Barrymore.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Everybody knows that. That was in two thousand and two.
- 13:04Speaker 2: I think people mortgagege don't know that because it was
- 13:06Speaker 2: twenty five years ago. Now, yeah, really did you know?
- 13:08Speaker 13: I did not know that she was like five, not
- 13:11Speaker 13: even gonna lie, who is this Tom Green guy?
- 13:12Speaker 5: Okay, I was just gonna ask that question. I bet
- 13:19Speaker 5: you she doesn't even know who Tom Green is. Do
- 13:20Speaker 5: you know who Drew Barrymore is?
- 13:22Speaker 8: Yes?
- 13:22Speaker 7: You heard my bum is on the plant?
- 13:24Speaker 2: My bum is on the plane, I would say, on
- 13:25Speaker 2: Green Show on m TV, and someone in your line
- 13:28Speaker 2: of work you should yeah, yeah, you wouldn't be here
- 13:32Speaker 2: if yeah, you would.
- 13:33Speaker 7: You would exist, Morgan.
- 13:35Speaker 2: If you're a fan of Borad and stuff like that,
- 13:37Speaker 2: you would be a fan of Tom Green.
- 13:39Speaker 10: High five.
- 13:40Speaker 1: You don't know the Tom Green Show theme song by
- 13:42Speaker 1: heart Watch?
- 13:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm actually not surprised by this.
- 13:49Speaker 1: No, I'm not. Yeah. I mean he was huge, like
- 13:52Speaker 1: a long time.
- 13:53Speaker 13: Ago, but I don't have a billion hours and every day.
- 13:56Speaker 2: Do you know Ren and Stimpy?
- 13:57Speaker 1: Yes?
- 13:59Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, check this album, Milligan. There's a whole
- 14:02Speaker 6: documentary about.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Because your dad was in the Red and Stimpy.
- 14:06Speaker 6: Yeah not you, Yeah, all right, there's a whole documentary
- 14:09Speaker 6: that we have all watched Tom Green.
- 14:12Speaker 2: Uh.
- 14:12Speaker 4: The documentary it's showing how he's a total recluse now
- 14:16Speaker 4: on the branch.
- 14:17Speaker 6: It's on Amazon Prime and it basically just breaks down
- 14:20Speaker 6: his whole career. I think you would actually be inspired
- 14:22Speaker 6: by it, no joke, Morgan.
- 14:24Speaker 10: It has been suggested to me. It's one of those
- 14:26Speaker 10: like we think you'd like this, you would like it, so.
- 14:29Speaker 2: You got to You gotta remember.
- 14:30Speaker 4: It was a reference in an M and M song
- 14:32Speaker 4: My Bumma is on your lips, My Bumma's on your name.
- 14:35Speaker 4: May give me a little kiss.
- 14:36Speaker 10: I think I know that song.
- 14:37Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's okay for Tom Green to hump a
- 14:40Speaker 4: dead moose. My bumma is on your lips, My bumma
- 14:42Speaker 4: is on your lips.
- 14:42Speaker 2: Tell me more, Grandpa. Anyways. Yeah, he's Canadian. And so
- 14:47Speaker 2: if you want to see another Canadians documentary, don't forget
- 14:50Speaker 2: John Candy.
- 14:51Speaker 6: I Like Me is also available on Amazon Prime. So
- 14:55Speaker 6: anybody watched it? Watch did you like it?
- 14:57Speaker 1: I loved it? And I forgot just how many mega
- 15:01Speaker 1: famous people came out of Second City. So many people
- 15:04Speaker 1: you recognize if you watch that documentary.
- 15:06Speaker 2: Great City being a comedy theater in well that started
- 15:09Speaker 2: in Toronto.
- 15:11Speaker 4: But yeah, check it out, all right, check it out.
- 15:14Speaker 4: This is the uh okay, this is Tom Green Dunes.
- 15:21Speaker 2: It's theme song. Yeah, this is the Tom Green Show.
- 15:26Speaker 2: It's not the Green Top Show. This is my favorite
- 15:30Speaker 2: show because it is my show. This was your show.
- 15:36Speaker 2: You'd probably like it more than I did. That's just
- 15:39Speaker 2: because it was your show. But it's not your show,
- 15:42Speaker 2: it's the Tom Show.
- 15:44Speaker 7: August Vibe, Oh my god.
- 15:46Speaker 2: You know August was shortly after Tom.
- 15:51Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, So check it out.
- 15:53Speaker 5: I think it does something that you would that you
- 15:55Speaker 5: would appreciate. You vibe with it based on your sense
- 15:58Speaker 5: of humor. I think you would appreciate Tom Green. Remember
- 16:01Speaker 5: remember the Undercutters pizza bit. Yeah, so he would follow
- 16:06Speaker 5: around pizza delivery guys with a plane cheese pizza, and
- 16:10Speaker 5: a toolbox, a tackle box full of toppings. And when
- 16:13Speaker 5: they would go up to the door to deliver the pizza,
- 16:15Speaker 5: like pizza would show up and they'd be delivering Morgan's pizza.
- 16:19Speaker 5: He would like swoop in, push the other guy out
- 16:22Speaker 5: of the way with his pizza, goes, how much do
- 16:23Speaker 5: you pay for that pizza? And then he goes, I'll
- 16:25Speaker 5: tell you what you what'd you get on that pizza? Pepperoni?
- 16:28Speaker 5: He would go into the tackle box and start grabbing
- 16:29Speaker 5: the pepperonide he goes, I'll give you for half of
- 16:31Speaker 5: what you're paying for this guy's pizza, and the other
- 16:33Speaker 5: pizza guy.
- 16:34Speaker 2: Wuld be like, dude, what are you doing undercover?
- 16:38Speaker 4: Undercutters pizza certainly like Nathan Fielder guaranteed got especially being Canadian,
- 16:43Speaker 4: had a ton of inspiration for Tom Green.
- 16:45Speaker 2: It really is just a complete failure that Morgan is
- 16:49Speaker 2: actually sad all right.
- 16:50Speaker 6: Jake Cayler, ex football player, he also just got a
- 16:53Speaker 6: jail recently, right, he did a couple of days for y.
- 16:57Speaker 6: We talked about this a couple of weeks ago. That
- 16:59Speaker 6: his is why ex wife Kristin Cavalary, she said that
- 17:03Speaker 6: she didn't get any money from him, even though he
- 17:05Speaker 6: got like one hundred and fifty seven million dollars from
- 17:07Speaker 6: his NFL career. He said that was a complete lie.
- 17:10Speaker 6: But the latest update is she might not be bugging
- 17:12Speaker 6: him anymore because she just signed an eight figure podcast deal.
- 17:17Speaker 1: Damn girl, Yeah.
- 17:18Speaker 4: With dear media.
- 17:19Speaker 6: Now, if you don't know dear media, I'm sure Sammy
- 17:21Speaker 6: will know because it makes up her genetic makeup. So
- 17:25Speaker 6: go look at us. Also, Britney Spears talking about white girls.
- 17:30Speaker 6: Britney Spears, did you see that her ex husband Kenny
- 17:33Speaker 6: Keevi Vkafad has a book coming out and he says
- 17:36Speaker 6: this erotic behavior is way worse than you think. He says,
- 17:41Speaker 6: it's actually ten times worse more erotic. Wait what kind
- 17:43Speaker 6: of behavior erotic?
- 17:45Speaker 4: Erotic?
- 17:45Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go, that's sure, she said.
- 17:49Speaker 6: Yeah, he says anything that you see on social media
- 17:52Speaker 6: is just way worse than you think. So he hopes
- 17:55Speaker 6: that she can get some help, but she he fears
- 17:58Speaker 6: that he's gonna wake up one day and then she's
- 18:00Speaker 6: not going to be here anymore.
- 18:01Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure that's what his concern is.
- 18:04Speaker 2: I believe. I believe you can't deal with it.
- 18:07Speaker 5: I believe Camp Brittany because they came out, they go,
- 18:09Speaker 5: it's kind of weird that he's saying all this stuff now,
- 18:11Speaker 5: just as all his support ended, right, so they always
- 18:15Speaker 5: follow the money, right, So like he was getting money
- 18:18Speaker 5: from her every month years, So now he writes the
- 18:22Speaker 5: book to then cash you start bringing in more money.
- 18:24Speaker 2: I think, yes, yes, he said money grubbing dirt bag.
- 18:27Speaker 2: And also he could be telling the truth.
- 18:28Speaker 7: He was waiting for the money to run.
- 18:30Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure he was under NBA that he couldn't
- 18:32Speaker 6: say anything while he was getting paid, right.
- 18:34Speaker 2: I don't know if child support can do that to you.
- 18:36Speaker 2: Maybe she can make a sweet in the pot on
- 18:38Speaker 2: top of the child support, a couple of extra bucks
- 18:39Speaker 2: for not saying anything bad. We can we can all
- 18:42Speaker 2: listen in on the radio. But here Morgan, this is
- 18:44Speaker 2: this is Undercutter's pizza. You can see Tom Green, you
- 18:48Speaker 2: can see this this monitor right here. So he's following
- 18:50Speaker 2: the pizza guy up to the front door with the
- 18:53Speaker 2: tackle box full of toppings.
- 18:57Speaker 4: Yeah, and listen this this pizza guy.
- 19:00Speaker 2: You're walking up sorder.
- 19:00Speaker 4: With a pizza.
- 19:01Speaker 2: Yeah, what's happen?
- 19:02Speaker 8: Said?
- 19:02Speaker 2: You guys wanted your pizza?
- 19:04Speaker 6: Takes your cheese.
- 19:04Speaker 14: There's there's Michael listen here.
- 19:08Speaker 2: No, no, we're from Undercutters. How much is that? How
- 19:12Speaker 2: much does your skip the hell away from? You're gonna
- 19:14Speaker 2: cheaper for me, though, I really don't give it.
- 19:16Speaker 4: Get out because you're a cheaper for me.
- 19:18Speaker 2: If you want three seconds.
- 19:20Speaker 1: This is a new business.
- 19:23Speaker 2: Now let the dog outs a new business. It's called
- 19:28Speaker 2: under a new business. Right up your ass, get at
- 19:32Speaker 2: you don't. Oh, now he's got a hammer. He kicked
- 19:35Speaker 2: the tackle box and toppings over there. We're gonna give
- 19:38Speaker 2: it to you cheaper.
- 19:39Speaker 9: What happened.
- 19:39Speaker 2: We're just trying to start a new business here. It's
- 19:41Speaker 2: a creative advertising.
- 19:43Speaker 4: Like normal people. Yeah, like normal people, like normal people
- 19:50Speaker 4: like us.
- 19:51Speaker 2: So you got heat.
- 19:52Speaker 10: Now I feel bad because he does seem super cool.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Yeah he is all right now Sea Bass, your co star?
- 19:58Speaker 2: Did you see this? Your co star in the blind Side?
- 20:00Speaker 6: Oh, Sandra Block? H No the other guy Michael or
- 20:03Speaker 6: no Quentin Aaron?
- 20:05Speaker 1: All right?
- 20:07Speaker 6: He lost two hundred pounds. He used to be five
- 20:10Speaker 6: hundred and say five pounds in the three hundred and
- 20:14Speaker 6: seventy pounds.
- 20:15Speaker 2: You're gonna lose it one way to the other. Either
- 20:16Speaker 2: you lose it or he died.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Now he said, you're down. Can imagine being down to
- 20:19Speaker 4: three hundred.
- 20:20Speaker 6: And seventy pounds the same He said that he did
- 20:23Speaker 6: try o zempic, but he had allergic reaction, so he
- 20:27Speaker 6: stopped taking it. So he started so he started doing
- 20:31Speaker 6: the fasting game. And he said that he just got married.
- 20:33Speaker 6: So he's doing a lot of cardio in the bedroom.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying?
- 20:37Speaker 10: Yeah, bro, that's the tall guys.
- 20:39Speaker 6: Get you know what I'm saying, All the tall I
- 20:42Speaker 6: don't thank you minute problem.
- 20:44Speaker 2: It's time for your birthdays. Go show its Shiver day.
- 20:48Speaker 2: We're gonna it's shiver. We're gonna sit page.
- 20:53Speaker 1: It's Shiver day and you know you don't.
- 20:56Speaker 5: Happy birthday to Tim Robbins, Andy d. Frame Shank Redemption.
- 21:01Speaker 5: He's sixty seven years old today. Flee from the Red
- 21:04Speaker 5: Hot Chili Peppers. Also an actor, he's sixty three. John
- 21:08Speaker 5: Mayer is forty eight. We've got Wendy Wilson from Wilson
- 21:12Speaker 5: Phillips this year, fifty six years old day. There's a
- 21:15Speaker 5: throwback Thursday. All right, menace, who is this person? Charles
- 21:20Speaker 5: lis l E C L E r C.
- 21:26Speaker 4: Charles right here, doctor dre right here.
- 21:31Speaker 1: Good, look at the name, look at the day.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the F one driver for Ferrari. There, what's
- 21:39Speaker 2: his there?
- 21:40Speaker 1: Leclair?
- 21:40Speaker 2: He's from Monaco. I can't, I can the.
- 21:46Speaker 6: Clerk, Yeah, I can't pronounce it correctly. Yeah, no, it's
- 21:49Speaker 6: Formula one race car driver, Yeah, for Ferrari.
- 21:53Speaker 7: Very easy on the eyes, ladies love him.
- 21:56Speaker 4: Not not so much on the gas though.
- 21:58Speaker 5: Right now, John anyways, twenty eight years old today. Bob
- 22:02Speaker 5: we Air from The Grateful Dead, one of Greg's favorite
- 22:04Speaker 5: guys everywhere. I say play longer grateful that right, m Moore.
- 22:09Speaker 5: He's seventy eight. And then Naomi Osaka the nut job
- 22:12Speaker 5: tennis player is twenty nine.
- 22:15Speaker 2: Well true, Your.
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- 22:27Speaker 5: She was in intense sex on the futon. Also a
- 22:31Speaker 5: lot of al ott a, a lot of vagina. She
- 22:34Speaker 5: was in horny lesbian camp out.
- 22:36Speaker 2: Ooh that sounds fine. I'm also gay for pay Volume twelve.
- 22:41Speaker 5: She was fantastic and I'm out of the closet, and
- 22:43Speaker 5: so are my toys. And then who could forget her
- 22:46Speaker 5: unfreatable role in anal taste test Volume two?
- 22:49Speaker 2: Oh, toss that salad.
- 22:53Speaker 4: No, no, Karen, that's Rena Scott, who's forty two years
- 22:57Speaker 4: old today, And that's your porn of birthday, Your celebrity birthday,
- 23:00Speaker 4: isn't that.
- 23:00Speaker 5: It's a Thursday morning. Look for what's happening in the
- 23:02Speaker 5: world of entertainment here on The Woody Show.
- 23:06Speaker 11: The Woody Show.
- 23:10Speaker 4: Welcome back, everybody. It's a prete Friday. It's a Thursday morning.
- 23:15Speaker 2: Yeah, we are the Woodie Show.
- 23:17Speaker 5: Greg Menace, Gina grad we got Sea Bass, we got
- 23:20Speaker 5: Morgan Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
- 23:23Speaker 5: set us a text over to two two nine eight
- 23:25Speaker 5: seven another one these stories in the news. Sea Bass
- 23:28Speaker 5: was just talking about we saw it was a Christian
- 23:30Speaker 5: cavalarylinorious whatever on TV. And like the question is, like,
- 23:34Speaker 5: there's so many of these type of people, right, like
- 23:37Speaker 5: the reality show people or just these kind of whatever
- 23:39Speaker 5: diamond does and they all have podcasts, Like how many.
- 23:43Speaker 2: People they have these supposedly these giant eight figure deals
- 23:46Speaker 2: or whatever the hell?
- 23:47Speaker 1: Right?
- 23:47Speaker 5: Yeah, and in like medicine, Oh no, millions, millions of
- 23:50Speaker 5: people are listening and watching and everything else. It's because
- 23:55Speaker 5: people are dumb, That's true. Like it's it's just it's
- 23:58Speaker 5: just people are idiots, and I don't understand. But we
- 24:02Speaker 5: also have these stories where people they keep getting taken
- 24:04Speaker 5: by scammers or by in this case fortune tellers. So
- 24:10Speaker 5: this is why people like that have millions, because there
- 24:13Speaker 5: are people who are doing that. This is a couple
- 24:14Speaker 5: in Pennsylvania, a couple of fortune tellers hit with multiple
- 24:19Speaker 5: felony charges. Gina Marie Marx and Steve Nicholas have been
- 24:23Speaker 5: accused of running a psychic scam that took victims existing
- 24:28Speaker 5: that took victims out of more than six hundred thousand dollars.
- 24:32Speaker 2: The county detectives.
- 24:34Speaker 5: They say that one of the victims reached out for
- 24:37Speaker 5: a psychic vision reading over the phone, and they somehow
- 24:42Speaker 5: managed to convince this woman that she was quote plagued
- 24:45Speaker 5: by a powerful curse that was keeping love and happiness
- 24:49Speaker 5: out of her grasp, and that her marriage, business, and
- 24:52Speaker 5: happiness would be destroyed if it wasn't removed.
- 24:56Speaker 7: Let us guess how it needs to be cleansed, all right?
- 24:59Speaker 7: By forking over how much money?
- 25:00Speaker 5: Well, over the next eleven months, exorbitant sums of money
- 25:04Speaker 5: and luxury goods were demanded for the cleansing. There we go,
- 25:08Speaker 5: you mean by like they had gone to her head?
- 25:09Speaker 5: Or well, she wanted she wanted to have happiness in
- 25:12Speaker 5: love again?
- 25:13Speaker 7: What do you want to do? You see that?
- 25:14Speaker 2: What is she supposed to do?
- 25:15Speaker 5: The second woman was asked for increasingly personal items and
- 25:19Speaker 5: details about her life, and then those items were then
- 25:22Speaker 5: allegedly used against her under the threat of reputational damage
- 25:26Speaker 5: in personal repercussions unless financial institution instructions weren't.
- 25:31Speaker 4: Followed light for that blackmailion.
- 25:34Speaker 5: So yeah, so this duo they have a hearing scheduled
- 25:37Speaker 5: for next week, and yeah, over six hundred thousand dollars.
- 25:41Speaker 4: People were like, oh cool, cool, how much do you
- 25:45Speaker 4: need about the bank?
- 25:47Speaker 2: Right now? Let me call you back. They were both
- 25:49Speaker 2: the foot of in an envelope pool.
- 25:50Speaker 1: Okay, but what if the psychic truly believed she was
- 25:54Speaker 1: cursed and that was truly the way to get.
- 25:56Speaker 2: Out of it?
- 25:57Speaker 7: How does that explain the extortion?
- 25:58Speaker 1: Well, I mean, will, I'm going to show everyone your
- 26:01Speaker 1: panticipates you.
- 26:03Speaker 2: The way you send them back proved me wrong. The
- 26:05Speaker 2: way you said that.
- 26:05Speaker 4: Have you been have you been taken by something like Okay,
- 26:08Speaker 4: I don't believe it.
- 26:09Speaker 1: Psychic?
- 26:09Speaker 2: Well, I think there's two sides because when you watch
- 26:11Speaker 2: like like the old Pent and Teller show BS where
- 26:13Speaker 2: they expose psychics or whatever, Yeah, they go out of
- 26:15Speaker 2: their way to like really paint the people as victims,
- 26:18Speaker 2: like they are just searching for answers. No, no, two
- 26:21Speaker 2: things can be true. Psychics are scumbags and liars and
- 26:23Speaker 2: by their nature frauds. It should be illegal. And these
- 26:26Speaker 2: people are also really stupidly and desperate.
- 26:30Speaker 7: It's like pyramid scheme people like, oh, they took all
- 26:32Speaker 7: these people yeah, but these all these people thought they
- 26:34Speaker 7: were going to get rich overnight on the backs of
- 26:35Speaker 7: somebody else. You know, so two things can be true.
- 26:38Speaker 5: Just you know, guys, for anybody listening, just don't be dumb,
- 26:41Speaker 5: you know'd be nice.
- 26:42Speaker 2: Stop being so stupid. That's the problem is because I
- 26:45Speaker 2: know a very very dumb person.
- 26:46Speaker 1: Yea.
- 26:47Speaker 2: And yeah, you tell them, you show them a dumb
- 26:49Speaker 2: thing they did, explain why it's dumb. They'll either deny
- 26:51Speaker 2: it straight up or just forget about it. And because
- 26:54Speaker 2: they're the way their brain's working is that's that's the groove,
- 26:57Speaker 2: that's their pattern is this is my stupid way of living,
- 26:59Speaker 2: and there's gonna keep doing it. Yeahbody in this room. No, no, no,
- 27:03Speaker 2: I mean yes, but are you what are talking about?
- 27:07Speaker 2: I know a clinically dumb person, and you could show
- 27:09Speaker 2: him to his face. And people do this because they
- 27:12Speaker 2: try to make his life better, try to keep him
- 27:13Speaker 2: getting He's get scamed.
- 27:14Speaker 4: He gets scammed all the time.
- 27:16Speaker 2: And they'll say we will go yeah, exactly, we want you,
- 27:18Speaker 2: we want to help you, we're trying to help you.
- 27:20Speaker 2: And then tomorrow next thing, yeah, same same.
- 27:23Speaker 10: Scam, chemical imbalance brain right yeah.
- 27:27Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four, Wooding, you can send us
- 27:29Speaker 5: a text if you like.
- 27:30Speaker 2: Check it over to two nine eighty seven. Get some
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- 27:37Speaker 11: And now back to the Woody Show.
- 27:39Speaker 4: And we're into another new hour in sensitivity training for
- 27:42Speaker 4: a politically correct world.
- 27:44Speaker 2: It is a Thursday morning, a pre Friday.
- 27:48Speaker 5: Oh yes, October the sixteenth, twenty twenty five on Woody.
- 27:52Speaker 5: That's Greg Gory, would he menaced? Good morning to you,
- 27:54Speaker 5: Good morning Woody, there's Gina Grass. We got Sea Bass
- 27:58Speaker 5: Morgan is here. Hey, phones are open eight seven seven
- 28:01Speaker 5: forty four. Woodie sent us your text over to two
- 28:04Speaker 5: to nine eight seven. How was Something's Burning?
- 28:07Speaker 4: Menace went to it, told like a Bert Kreischer something
- 28:09Speaker 4: Burning podcast that was on his birthday months wish list
- 28:13Speaker 4: and made it happen.
- 28:14Speaker 2: Finally got a heart of Bert.
- 28:15Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 28:16Speaker 2: How is Burt Burt is great?
- 28:18Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, vert Bert, Joe Koy and our friend Gabriel Glecias.
- 28:24Speaker 6: They all have it figured out. They have their own compounds,
- 28:27Speaker 6: they have their own teams and they all they do
- 28:30Speaker 6: is like produce like fun content. It's all about just
- 28:32Speaker 6: having fun. Yeah, he just has his he has his
- 28:35Speaker 6: compound with his uh you know, his kitchen set up
- 28:38Speaker 6: where it's like a TV studio and he just advice
- 28:41Speaker 6: his friends over and he cooks meals for them and
- 28:44Speaker 6: he makes a podcast out of it.
- 28:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:45Speaker 5: I think he just took a house that he used
- 28:47Speaker 5: to live in and then they just made that into
- 28:49Speaker 5: like that's the offices of their of you know, the
- 28:51Speaker 5: whole Burt Kreischer you know, warranchise, and then use the
- 28:55Speaker 5: kitchen for this something's burning thing.
- 28:57Speaker 6: And yeah, yeah, pretty cool. It's so much fun. He's
- 29:02Speaker 6: having a blast there. It's really really cool. The food
- 29:05Speaker 6: really really good. He made some stir fry for everybody,
- 29:08Speaker 6: and uh yeah, I just I.
- 29:10Speaker 4: Mean you told me we said hello, yeah, yeah, yeah
- 29:12Speaker 4: for sure, and he said you sent him our best.
- 29:14Speaker 6: Oh dude, as regards he is so stoked for this
- 29:17Speaker 6: Dubai trip that we're doing. Oh yeah, he would not
- 29:20Speaker 6: stop talking about He told his whole team wait, wait, yeah,
- 29:24Speaker 6: let me let me get straight.
- 29:25Speaker 2: So wait, so you're going everybody in the hall of
- 29:28Speaker 2: the home. He kept on stopping and he's like, do
- 29:30Speaker 2: you know what he's doing. They're going to Dubai for
- 29:33Speaker 2: the weekend. Oh yeah, he's like, I'm going to give
- 29:36Speaker 2: you a bunch of money. I need you to buy
- 29:37Speaker 2: me some stuff.
- 29:39Speaker 4: You want to hear an update on that.
- 29:40Speaker 5: So we've moved on now from the risk management team
- 29:44Speaker 5: to the company has now sent us off to the
- 29:48Speaker 5: trademark and infringement team.
- 29:51Speaker 2: They really want does that happen? Like because that part
- 29:54Speaker 2: made no sense to me, because yeah, because we give
- 29:57Speaker 2: away stuff all the time.
- 30:00Speaker 5: So now of course they look into the well I'm
- 30:03Speaker 5: not sure we can mention the name Emirates. I'm like, well,
- 30:07Speaker 5: too late. We've been talking about it for two goddamn months.
- 30:10Speaker 5: And yeah, and they said, well, you know, h X
- 30:14Speaker 5: y Z blah blah blah blah blah. No no capturing
- 30:18Speaker 5: video or anything on the plane.
- 30:20Speaker 2: Oh my god, I go, I go.
- 30:23Speaker 4: That's the planet that I'm like, once you go on
- 30:26Speaker 4: YouTube and just type in Emirates first Class and check
- 30:30Speaker 4: out all the influencers and all the different people who.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Are doing that same thing.
- 30:34Speaker 5: And they said, well, and if you okay, fine, if
- 30:37Speaker 5: you're going to do that, well then even if it's
- 30:39Speaker 5: a cocktail, napkin or anything with the Emirates name or logo.
- 30:42Speaker 4: It has to be blurred out. Why what was their reasoning?
- 30:47Speaker 5: Because trademark and I go, I tell you what, we're
- 30:49Speaker 5: spending twenty five thousand dollars per ticket. We're not even
- 30:54Speaker 5: asking them for anything it costs them not we're paying
- 30:57Speaker 5: them to market them, and we're not. This is to
- 31:00Speaker 5: market them. This is just because Menace wants to do this.
- 31:03Speaker 5: I'm dying to see this plane. I've seen a lot
- 31:05Speaker 5: of So that's the whole thing. We're paying seventy five
- 31:08Speaker 5: thousand dollars once we get the listener ticket purchased and
- 31:11Speaker 5: everything to go do this thing. Something tells me, and
- 31:15Speaker 5: we're not. We're not going to bag on them, right.
- 31:17Speaker 5: I could see maybe the company would be like, oh,
- 31:19Speaker 5: well not our company, but Emirates would be like, wow,
- 31:22Speaker 5: this got Why would we spend that kind of money
- 31:24Speaker 5: just to rip on them or yap on something, you know,
- 31:27Speaker 5: or to attack their brand. So there, it's nothing but
- 31:31Speaker 5: good stuff for Emirates, right, Why would they care? So
- 31:35Speaker 5: I'm thinking like, maybe we just blow a call into
- 31:37Speaker 5: them and go, look, our company is being douchebags again,
- 31:41Speaker 5: here's what we want to do. And they said, anybody, oh,
- 31:43Speaker 5: this is the This is hilarious. They want us to
- 31:46Speaker 5: travel with a binder full of documents and release forms that.
- 31:52Speaker 2: Anybody who would even be in the shot.
- 31:56Speaker 4: Can you imagine us going up to other passengers on
- 31:57Speaker 4: the plane going excuse me, now.
- 32:00Speaker 2: I know you spend twenty I'm not doing that.
- 32:03Speaker 7: You know what, you should just wear a shirt that
- 32:05Speaker 7: says anybody in my vicinity may be recorded.
- 32:07Speaker 6: That's why I say Bert, Joel and Gabriel are living
- 32:11Speaker 6: the dream because they don't deal.
- 32:13Speaker 1: With any of this stuff.
- 32:14Speaker 6: Dude, it's it's it's it's they just make good fun
- 32:17Speaker 6: content like radio I swear is where at this point,
- 32:21Speaker 6: this is where ideas go to die.
- 32:23Speaker 4: Yes for sure.
- 32:24Speaker 1: If you're Emirates Airlines, this is your wet dream.
- 32:27Speaker 13: Yeah oh yeah, but imagine getting on that plane and
- 32:30Speaker 13: not taking any videos, no pictures.
- 32:32Speaker 7: So we just doesn't make any sense. Why do these
- 32:36Speaker 7: departments exist? Like and who are you going to be
- 32:38Speaker 7: pushed through risks.
- 32:40Speaker 4: In using any company names and brands as part of
- 32:42Speaker 4: a contest when they are not actually a partner in
- 32:44Speaker 4: the contest. A contest, by nature is strictly a commercial endeavor.
- 32:48Speaker 4: In the past, I know we have identified prizes in
- 32:50Speaker 4: a contest, so we can similarly do that as well,
- 32:53Speaker 4: within the rules of the contest. That said, any uses
- 32:55Speaker 4: outside of that list start to run a risk. We
- 32:59Speaker 4: generally suggest that we not use the Emirates name in
- 33:01Speaker 4: the title or any of header or marketing materials.
- 33:04Speaker 5: I'm certainly not an individual. Uh, I'm not certain an
- 33:07Speaker 5: individual can record on an airplane to begin with.
- 33:10Speaker 2: I'm here's the thing I'll be. I'll be one hundred
- 33:19Speaker 2: percent fair, Okay.
- 33:20Speaker 5: I cannot use any individual's likeness without a release, and
- 33:22Speaker 5: we cannot use any third party branding without a license.
- 33:25Speaker 5: So if there is Emirates branding on a napkin, that
- 33:28Speaker 5: would need to be blurred out. Other people captured the
- 33:31Speaker 5: background would need to be blurred and sign a release.
- 33:34Speaker 7: This isn't TV.
- 33:36Speaker 6: Okay, So I'll be fair when we do the actual contest. Maybe, yeah,
- 33:41Speaker 6: we'll just say we're giving you a first class trip
- 33:43Speaker 6: to No, we could do the contest, yeah yeah, yeah,
- 33:45Speaker 6: that's fine and not mention the brand, but everything else
- 33:48Speaker 6: is absolutely ridiculous.
- 33:50Speaker 4: It's all ridiculous. Yeah, so stupid.
- 33:53Speaker 5: Yeah, And I think it's as simple as reaching out
- 33:55Speaker 5: to Emirates or if anybody knows, anybody that works like
- 33:57Speaker 5: it has got a position that can get us in
- 33:59Speaker 5: touch with somebody you know, or at least point us
- 34:02Speaker 5: in the right direction.
- 34:04Speaker 2: I think it's as easy as a simple phone call.
- 34:06Speaker 10: Because you need for them to say is like, yep.
- 34:09Speaker 4: Sounds good, sounds great, thank you, we're giving you, We're
- 34:13Speaker 4: making seventy five thousand dollars for you.
- 34:16Speaker 1: To mention us a thousand times.
- 34:18Speaker 5: Yeah, on social and on nationally syndicated radio program about
- 34:23Speaker 5: how awesome it is.
- 34:25Speaker 13: What the first person you get on the phone, like
- 34:27Speaker 13: if you call customer service right now, maybe they'll tell
- 34:29Speaker 13: you yes, yeah, it's just such a no brainer.
- 34:32Speaker 1: Yes, okay.
- 34:33Speaker 6: The only thing that they might ask for, because you know,
- 34:35Speaker 6: dealing we've you know, dealt with a lot of brands,
- 34:37Speaker 6: they might want to see the video before he posted.
- 34:40Speaker 4: That would be whatever. Yeah, that's easy, easy lemon squeeze.
- 34:44Speaker 1: Yeah, here you go.
- 34:45Speaker 4: Yeah, I swear what I'm gonna do.
- 34:46Speaker 5: You know how Now on the iOS, you can you
- 34:50Speaker 5: can set up like in different tones for like people
- 34:53Speaker 5: call in, like you can have your individual ringtone there.
- 34:55Speaker 5: You can set individual things for like when emails come
- 34:57Speaker 5: in or whatever. I think from now on, whenever it
- 34:59Speaker 5: comes from that side of this company.
- 35:02Speaker 4: This is the sound it's going to make. This is
- 35:05Speaker 4: how it's gonna sound.
- 35:06Speaker 2: Retard alert, retard alert.
- 35:09Speaker 11: Yep.
- 35:10Speaker 5: Every time I get an email from that, the risk
- 35:12Speaker 5: management department, the trademarket infringement department, retard alert.
- 35:19Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, mister Garrison.
- 35:20Speaker 1: Do you know what you're saying? Do you hear what
- 35:24Speaker 1: you're saying?
- 35:25Speaker 5: Man, It's not like this is in any way, shape
- 35:28Speaker 5: or form used. We're not profiting hosting us money. We're
- 35:32Speaker 5: just trying to do something cool and fun and do
- 35:34Speaker 5: something with the listeners.
- 35:36Speaker 7: You have to get them to promise once we deal
- 35:37Speaker 7: with this, no more departments. We're not being sent to
- 35:40Speaker 7: any more departments.
- 35:41Speaker 5: Well yeah, and I feel bad for our own marketing
- 35:43Speaker 5: and promotions people here internally because they're the ones dealing
- 35:47Speaker 5: with all the headache of it. They have to deal
- 35:49Speaker 5: with all these corporate you know, douche lords.
- 35:52Speaker 6: It's not the first time we've given Way flights, right, yeah, yeah,
- 35:58Speaker 6: that's just a big deal.
- 35:59Speaker 5: But back to MENACE's original point, this is what I've
- 36:02Speaker 5: said about those guys, and I tell them, I said,
- 36:04Speaker 5: Joe and Bert when we're having these conversations, said, dude,
- 36:07Speaker 5: you all you have to do. The only thing you
- 36:10Speaker 5: need to be concerned with are your fans. And if
- 36:13Speaker 5: the fans are happy, that's it. There's no corporate overlord,
- 36:19Speaker 5: no advertisers. You gotta worry about as long as fans
- 36:23Speaker 5: still enjoy you and what you do and come out
- 36:26Speaker 5: to your shows, download your podcast.
- 36:29Speaker 2: You're golden. Yeah.
- 36:31Speaker 5: You have to answer to nobody else. That's amazing. Dream
- 36:36Speaker 5: If I if I could like somehow carve out amputate
- 36:41Speaker 5: all the nonsense that I have to you know, the
- 36:44Speaker 5: calls and the emails and stuff. It takes up a
- 36:46Speaker 5: good chunk of my day a lot of the time,
- 36:48Speaker 5: garbage on stupid easy stuff that nobody else seems to
- 36:52Speaker 5: have to deal with. Or and it was it was
- 36:55Speaker 5: pretty funny when I was talking to one of the
- 36:57Speaker 5: main mucky to monks here at this come in fact,
- 36:59Speaker 5: I'll I'll say, I was talking to the CEO of
- 37:01Speaker 5: the company.
- 37:02Speaker 7: Is that all?
- 37:03Speaker 5: Yeah? And uh, well, but who cares? What is somebody
- 37:06Speaker 5: going to fire him? He said, You know a lot
- 37:09Speaker 5: of the times it's you get the he goes these
- 37:11Speaker 5: low level loser lawyers, He goes so they get the
- 37:15Speaker 5: easy stuff that their whole job is just to say
- 37:17Speaker 5: no basically because they don't want.
- 37:18Speaker 1: To do the work.
- 37:19Speaker 4: And when he goes, this is this is this is
- 37:21Speaker 4: a show business, he was thank you, And that's how
- 37:25Speaker 4: we got this promotion. The first was from that conversation
- 37:27Speaker 4: with him. He goes, dude, we're in show business. We're
- 37:29Speaker 4: supposed to be doing big ideas and big fun things.
- 37:31Speaker 5: And like right, he goes, We're not supposed to be
- 37:34Speaker 5: stifling you know, ideas and creativity, and like he gets it.
- 37:37Speaker 2: It's everybody who's.
- 37:38Speaker 4: Below him, who somehow who somehow, you know, it becomes
- 37:44Speaker 4: a permis stick, a place of paranoia. Yeah, you know,
- 37:47Speaker 4: no risks.
- 37:47Speaker 2: They don't have to follow that exactly.
- 37:49Speaker 6: Yes's why, Like early in my career I figured out, oh,
- 37:53Speaker 6: I'm never dealing with minimum middal management. Every I've had,
- 37:56Speaker 6: like I've butted heads with a lot of those people.
- 37:58Speaker 2: Don't do it anymore. I just don't care.
- 38:00Speaker 6: Yeah, just go straight to the top if I need
- 38:02Speaker 6: an answer. If that person at the top says no,
- 38:03Speaker 6: then fine.
- 38:04Speaker 2: I heard this. I heard this.
- 38:06Speaker 5: It was advice given to me many years ago. Don't
- 38:08Speaker 5: ever go to somebody who can't give you the yes. Yeah,
- 38:11Speaker 5: like if that person has to go to somebody else
- 38:13Speaker 5: to get the yes, go to whoever that person is.
- 38:16Speaker 2: And then people around you say, oh, don't do that,
- 38:18Speaker 2: you gotta go through the hierarchy.
- 38:19Speaker 4: No, because you're going to piss off the person who
- 38:21Speaker 4: was just gonna have to go to somebody else.
- 38:23Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 38:23Speaker 4: They're just trying to justify their job. That's the whole
- 38:25Speaker 4: Look busy, quick, hurry up, look busy.
- 38:28Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 38:29Speaker 5: Yeah, man, it's the walk to the Dizzey. It makes
- 38:31Speaker 5: so much sense. Yeah that we we just had to
- 38:33Speaker 5: do that. We just did it. We didn't run it
- 38:35Speaker 5: by anybody.
- 38:36Speaker 1: We just did it. Yeah.
- 38:38Speaker 7: But can you call it like Fisney, Like, no, we didn't.
- 38:41Speaker 2: Have to do that.
- 38:41Speaker 4: Remember with the stupid Nintendo switch. Yes, yeah, it's so stupid.
- 38:50Speaker 5: It's so dumb. All right, we're gonna take a break
- 38:52Speaker 5: and then we'll come back. Have you ever lost something
- 38:56Speaker 5: and gotten it back?
- 38:57Speaker 2: I see these things all the time, you know.
- 39:00Speaker 4: People post things up, you know, at the store, or
- 39:02Speaker 4: there's something up in the neighborhood that somebody dropped a
- 39:04Speaker 4: wallet or something.
- 39:05Speaker 2: I'm like, good luck.
- 39:07Speaker 4: Hear about like an old class ring fifty years later. Yeah,
- 39:10Speaker 4: but something happened to me recently. I was kind of
- 39:12Speaker 4: surprised at the outcome. I was like, uh, oh, I'm
- 39:16Speaker 4: probably in trouble here, but it actually worked out, and
- 39:19Speaker 4: I was, you know, so I was pleasantly surprised.
- 39:23Speaker 2: I had the id I had.
- 39:24Speaker 4: I had the worst thought going into it about like, oh,
- 39:28Speaker 4: I'm there's gonna be a panty ass, not like detrimental,
- 39:31Speaker 4: that's nothing like you know, life or death, Like that's
- 39:35Speaker 4: gonna suck having to fix this, huh. But then it
- 39:38Speaker 4: turned out to be okay, nice. Yeah, so not kidding.
- 39:43Speaker 2: Have you ever lost.
- 39:44Speaker 5: Something and actually got it back you can't believe you
- 39:47Speaker 5: got it back? Eight seven seven forty.
- 39:48Speaker 1: Four would be?
- 39:52Speaker 4: Yeah, have you ever lost something you couldn't believe you
- 39:55Speaker 4: got it back? I'll quickly tell you mine.
- 39:59Speaker 5: I I left work without my keys, but didn't realize
- 40:05Speaker 5: it until after I was already home and in my
- 40:08Speaker 5: house and it was the night before, and I'm you know,
- 40:10Speaker 5: I always set my stuff out the night before like
- 40:12Speaker 5: a child.
- 40:13Speaker 2: Do you guys do that anymore?
- 40:16Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 40:16Speaker 4: So I have like what I'm gonna wear the next
- 40:18Speaker 4: day because I'm you know, in the middle of the night,
- 40:20Speaker 4: trying to make a lot.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Of noise to make decisions.
- 40:22Speaker 4: Yeah, and so the stuff I need to take with
- 40:24Speaker 4: me out of the house, I you know, I set
- 40:26Speaker 4: my keys, I set whatever else.
- 40:27Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, uh clothes, Yeah, I get it.
- 40:29Speaker 2: Rid I'm like, where the hell are my keys? I
- 40:31Speaker 2: couldn't find it.
- 40:32Speaker 5: Now my car will work just with my phone. So
- 40:35Speaker 5: like that's why I didn't even realize I didn't even
- 40:37Speaker 5: have the keys.
- 40:39Speaker 1: Yeah, so it didn't matter.
- 40:41Speaker 7: He didn't still make it to work.
- 40:42Speaker 2: I can still make it to work.
- 40:43Speaker 5: But I'm like, man, all the other keys like for everything,
- 40:46Speaker 5: and they're they're gone.
- 40:48Speaker 1: Yeah damn it.
- 40:49Speaker 5: I wouldn't even know because sometimes I'm more than responsible
- 40:52Speaker 5: one believe it or not when it comes to like
- 40:55Speaker 5: keeping track of things and my stuff, I believe and
- 40:57Speaker 5: so like I have, you know, the key, there is
- 41:01Speaker 5: no other one. So to get that I had to
- 41:03Speaker 5: get like re keet or you know, it's something in
- 41:05Speaker 5: all my steps of where would this have been get in?
- 41:08Speaker 5: Like they're probably just sitting at my desk. Nope, came
- 41:10Speaker 5: in the studio, Nope, not there either. Maybe I'm not
- 41:13Speaker 5: here no, No, it was the next day. I'm like, well,
- 41:16Speaker 5: maybe I left them in the boards studio because I
- 41:18Speaker 5: stopped in there right before I left.
- 41:19Speaker 4: Nope, not in there either, like damn it. And then
- 41:23Speaker 4: it hit me. It was the day that everybody was
- 41:25Speaker 4: getting those flu shots. They brought people in to give
- 41:28Speaker 4: flu shots to the employees. So I'm like, oh, I
- 41:30Speaker 4: went down there, I'll check in that room and not there.
- 41:33Speaker 4: And I'm like, wait a minute. I was on a
- 41:35Speaker 4: phone call before I.
- 41:36Speaker 1: Went in there.
- 41:36Speaker 5: I didn't want to sit there in the in the
- 41:38Speaker 5: room with the nurses and stuff on this phone call.
- 41:40Speaker 5: So I was in that little break room. It's off
- 41:42Speaker 5: to the side. You get all the snacks and stuff downstairs,
- 41:45Speaker 5: and I had put them on one of those circular
- 41:47Speaker 5: tables and they were still sitting there like nobody messed
- 41:52Speaker 5: with them. People steal everything around here.
- 41:55Speaker 2: Everything. You can't leave anything out, it gets stolen. Am
- 41:58Speaker 2: I wrong? No?
- 41:59Speaker 7: No, or misplaced.
- 42:01Speaker 2: Random stations are filled with we had a problem with
- 42:03Speaker 2: the alcohol in the building kept on disappearance.
- 42:06Speaker 5: Well that makes even more sense. But I'm saying the
- 42:08Speaker 5: things that you would never think of a million years
- 42:09Speaker 5: would get taken get taken.
- 42:11Speaker 7: Everybody wants it.
- 42:12Speaker 4: Yeah, like there was there. There was a salesperson I
- 42:14Speaker 4: guess who had. People kept swiping boxes of tissues off
- 42:17Speaker 4: their desk and it wasn't even thing fancy. It was
- 42:19Speaker 4: just that the ones from the supply closet downstairs, like,
- 42:22Speaker 4: why is it that everybody thinks I'm the supply closet
- 42:25Speaker 4: for everybody else?
- 42:26Speaker 2: They need a box of tissues, they just swipe it
- 42:27Speaker 2: off my desk.
- 42:28Speaker 7: Morgan's like, yeah, your name's Gena.
- 42:29Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 42:30Speaker 5: So what they did is they put a mark on
- 42:32Speaker 5: the bottom of the box and then they went around
- 42:34Speaker 5: and just start picking them up and seeing who took
- 42:36Speaker 5: the box, and they found the person.
- 42:39Speaker 2: That's good.
- 42:40Speaker 1: But kudos to you for retracing your steps down to
- 42:43Speaker 1: the last detail.
- 42:44Speaker 2: Yeah well yeah, it takes a while.
- 42:46Speaker 4: Like that, I thought they were gone.
- 42:48Speaker 1: Would you remember every single place you went the day before?
- 42:51Speaker 4: There's only so many places I'm here, but I'm in
- 42:53Speaker 4: this building. There's always so many places I'm gonna go.
- 42:55Speaker 7: And that place was so random you had like no
- 42:57Speaker 7: muscle memory.
- 42:57Speaker 4: But that's why it stood out because it was diffsh That's.
- 43:00Speaker 7: A good one, and I don't want to be a
- 43:01Speaker 7: one upper but I think I can one up that.
- 43:03Speaker 7: So I was in Iceland, you know, like a month
- 43:06Speaker 7: or two ago, and the very last night we were there,
- 43:08Speaker 7: my friend Becky and I went out into the middle
- 43:11Speaker 7: of nowhere to do our last night of northern lights chasing,
- 43:15Speaker 7: and like we got to see it. We got into
- 43:16Speaker 7: the bubble, but we drove out into the I mean
- 43:20Speaker 7: we didn't know where we were there was cell phones
- 43:23Speaker 7: didn't work. I mean, we were in the middle of
- 43:24Speaker 7: nowhere to field and we were there. We captured the
- 43:27Speaker 7: northern lights, high fiving each other. It's so cold. We
- 43:30Speaker 7: keep jumping in and out of the car and like
- 43:32Speaker 7: not really paying attention whatever. Had an amazing night. Get
- 43:35Speaker 7: back to the hotel. The night before we leave, we're
- 43:38Speaker 7: packing up and I'm not really thinking. We get ready.
- 43:41Speaker 7: The next morning, we're about to go to the airport.
- 43:42Speaker 7: I can't find my wallet anywhere, wallet, license, credit cards, cash,
- 43:49Speaker 7: insurance card, nothing. I turned the room upside down. I
- 43:52Speaker 7: thank god my passport was in a different place. But
- 43:54Speaker 7: turn the room upside down, turn the car upside down,
- 43:56Speaker 7: turn the suitcases upside down. It's gone. And I go, Becky,
- 44:00Speaker 7: it's gone. Like I live in Iceland. Now, so retraced
- 44:05Speaker 7: our steps, couldn't think of anything, and I'm like, I
- 44:07Speaker 7: guess I left it at the Blue Lagoon or I
- 44:10Speaker 7: don't know. I don't know, got on the plane, came
- 44:12Speaker 7: home and I had my pasthord. No, I had nothing.
- 44:16Speaker 7: I had no money, I had nothing, and I thought, okay,
- 44:19Speaker 7: I got to cancel these. I got to order a
- 44:20Speaker 7: new driver's license, which is not easy. And I just
- 44:25Speaker 7: went on with my life. But I'm like, oh god,
- 44:26Speaker 7: what if somebody gets a hold of it and like
- 44:28Speaker 7: tries to like make copies everything. So a girl calls
- 44:32Speaker 7: me or gets to hold me on Instagram, this little
- 44:35Speaker 7: German girl, I found your wallet, and.
- 44:37Speaker 4: Hello, I found I couldn't believe it.
- 44:43Speaker 7: She gave it to some random police station and this
- 44:47Speaker 7: nice cop, this ic landed cop email or it mailed
- 44:50Speaker 7: it to me and look, little hand, I cannot leave.
- 44:56Speaker 2: I got. I know.
- 44:59Speaker 7: That's a wall nowhere in Iceland.
- 45:02Speaker 5: That is even more amazing than something at a radio
- 45:04Speaker 5: station not getting stolen.
- 45:06Speaker 1: Inside every one of things a strap on it that
- 45:09Speaker 1: you weren't wearing.
- 45:10Speaker 7: First of all, strap, I was wearing my strap bom
- 45:13Speaker 7: because I was really excited.
- 45:15Speaker 4: Changed Wow, that was really stick. That's impressive.
- 45:19Speaker 7: And all the money inside.
- 45:21Speaker 4: That's that's impressive.
- 45:22Speaker 7: The Icelandic people are the best people on earth.
- 45:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:24Speaker 11: Wow.
- 45:25Speaker 6: I actually have a wallet story too, and I want
- 45:27Speaker 6: to share it because I'm sure Morgan has never experienced this.
- 45:30Speaker 6: But when I was working at a grocery store, I
- 45:32Speaker 6: was putting all the carts away at night and I
- 45:35Speaker 6: found a wallet in there.
- 45:37Speaker 2: I opened it.
- 45:37Speaker 6: It had two thousand dollars in cash in this in
- 45:41Speaker 6: this girl's information, right. So I went back inside and
- 45:43Speaker 6: so I found this wall with five hundred dollars.
- 45:48Speaker 2: There were two dollars in there.
- 45:49Speaker 10: There was nothing in there.
- 45:50Speaker 2: So this is back in the day.
- 45:52Speaker 6: This is before Google and all the you know, before
- 45:54Speaker 6: we had social media and all this stuff.
- 45:56Speaker 4: Right, And I go back.
- 45:57Speaker 2: Into our office at the grocery store and I said
- 45:59Speaker 2: to our our accountant, I said, I found this wall.
- 46:01Speaker 2: She's like, okay, just leave it here and go. No,
- 46:04Speaker 2: I'm gonna trust her. I'm gonna try to find this person.
- 46:07Speaker 1: Right.
- 46:07Speaker 2: So this is the part, Morgan that you've never experienced.
- 46:11Speaker 2: I called the operator.
- 46:15Speaker 6: I said, yeah, I have this license, this is the address,
- 46:18Speaker 6: this is the this is person's name, and the operator
- 46:21Speaker 6: found the person's phone number, connected me and if.
- 46:26Speaker 2: You'd like to make a call, can hang up and
- 46:28Speaker 2: try again. I got ahold of lady. She she got
- 46:32Speaker 2: there and she was so happy. She's like, oh my god,
- 46:34Speaker 2: thank you so much.
- 46:36Speaker 4: I needed this money because I'm buying my BMW tomorrow.
- 46:39Speaker 2: Okay.
- 46:40Speaker 4: She was a manager of a Wilson's leather Did she
- 46:44Speaker 4: give you, oh, Wilson's Yeah, the jack.
- 46:48Speaker 2: She's like, if you ever need anything from Wilson's letter.
- 46:52Speaker 4: I got you. Does she give you a reward?
- 46:54Speaker 6: She offered it, But again, when you you're part of
- 46:57Speaker 6: a union, union, you can't take any anything like that.
- 47:01Speaker 4: There's a throwback Wilson's Leathers.
- 47:03Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the place was right right next to
- 47:06Speaker 5: the KB toys, right, I mean yeahs and the Walden Books.
- 47:10Speaker 2: Check this out. This is crazy because a couple of
- 47:12Speaker 2: months later that account got busted for stealing money. See
- 47:17Speaker 2: the right day. Wow, Yeah it was cool.
- 47:23Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 47:23Speaker 5: So have you lost something you just couldn't believe you
- 47:25Speaker 5: got it back? Hit us up on the text to
- 47:27Speaker 5: to ninety seven you want to call in, that's great,
- 47:29Speaker 5: to eight seven seven forty four. The other giveaway that
- 47:37Speaker 5: the time's running out on because it's happening this weekend.
- 47:41Speaker 2: We've got on our Instagram at the.
- 47:42Speaker 4: Woods Show a chance to get into the TCL Luxury
- 47:46Speaker 4: Suite at five Stadium on Sunday.
- 47:49Speaker 5: TCL, you know they make the TVs and stuff always,
- 47:51Speaker 5: they're awesome. They're a sponsor of the Woody Show. And
- 47:53Speaker 5: on MENACE's birthday month wish list, he wanted to have
- 47:56Speaker 5: like a listener party.
- 47:57Speaker 2: In the TCL suite at SO five.
- 48:00Speaker 5: Well, that's happening this Sunday and you could be there,
- 48:03Speaker 5: and while you're there you can also find out and
- 48:06Speaker 5: get the details that he can win those tickets to
- 48:08Speaker 5: the super Bowl and a ton of other prizes, just
- 48:12Speaker 5: the super Bowl thanks to GCL and they can say
- 48:15Speaker 5: super Bowl because they're an official partner of the NFL.
- 48:18Speaker 5: It gets sign up right now at the Woody Show
- 48:21Speaker 5: on Instagram. Seven o'clock will have the song that you're
- 48:24Speaker 5: listening for in the seven o'clock hour in order to
- 48:27Speaker 5: win your Dodgers tickets Dodgers Game five on Saturday, if
- 48:30Speaker 5: need be, which hopefully right will just so you get
- 48:33Speaker 5: the experience of going and sitting in the Woody Show
- 48:35Speaker 5: Stadium club box. So that'll be at seven o'clock. Bowl
- 48:39Speaker 5: announced the song you're listening forward to win those tickets.
- 48:43Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know, it's amazing.
- 48:50Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you.
- 48:57Speaker 4: We're talking about how Gina mis misplaced, lost, lost her
- 49:03Speaker 4: wallet when she was in Iceland in the field, random.
- 49:07Speaker 15: And then got it back. Yep, they shipped it back. Yeah,
- 49:10Speaker 15: somebody found it then, yeah, shipped it back. Crazy lost
- 49:13Speaker 15: and found. Can't believe I got it back. We asked
- 49:15Speaker 15: you to uh text over two to nine eight seven
- 49:19Speaker 15: some of those. During some Christmas shopping at Sears, my
- 49:24Speaker 15: wife dropped her one carrot diamond wedding rain.
- 49:27Speaker 2: We laughed it was a dinner.
- 49:28Speaker 5: Three hours later we realized that she had lost it,
- 49:31Speaker 5: and we retraced our steps back to the sears where
- 49:34Speaker 5: it was busy with people, and we found it near
- 49:36Speaker 5: a walkway at a rack.
- 49:37Speaker 2: That we had been at.
- 49:38Speaker 4: W that's crazy. I've dropped a paper clip here in
- 49:43Speaker 4: the studio where there's nothing else.
- 49:44Speaker 2: Around, like where the like where does it go?
- 49:49Speaker 7: Great?
- 49:50Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 49:51Speaker 5: I dropped a cap to like, uh, you know, my
- 49:54Speaker 5: my coke zero in my car the other day and
- 49:56Speaker 5: I thought it fell down in between like the crack
- 49:58Speaker 5: between the side of the seat and center console.
- 50:00Speaker 11: Mm hmm.
- 50:01Speaker 5: I'm digging around looking under the seat, couldn't find it,
- 50:03Speaker 5: to the point I forget it.
- 50:04Speaker 2: I gave up.
- 50:06Speaker 5: Three days later, found it on the opposite side in
- 50:09Speaker 5: the back seat, like up against the door, Like, how
- 50:13Speaker 5: did it go that far? Like I barely dropped it.
- 50:15Speaker 4: It was like I just kind of it wasn't like I.
- 50:18Speaker 1: Threw it across the car. So I dropped my vape
- 50:21Speaker 1: in the same spot. You've never seen panic in somebody
- 50:25Speaker 1: lose a vape between your seats of the car and
- 50:28Speaker 1: you can't fit your hand in there.
- 50:30Speaker 5: When left my Nintendo Switch with all my games in
- 50:34Speaker 5: a case on a bus in Spain while studying abroad,
- 50:37Speaker 5: emailed the bus depot, had to take a few buses
- 50:40Speaker 5: and walked a few miles to the depot and.
- 50:42Speaker 1: Got it back.
- 50:43Speaker 2: That's crazy miracle.
- 50:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:45Speaker 4: When I got it back, they said in Spanish, isn't
- 50:47Speaker 4: this for children?
- 50:49Speaker 2: Yes?
- 50:49Speaker 6: I did leave my laptop at TSA once and took
- 50:53Speaker 6: off on my flight, you know, because you have to
- 50:55Speaker 6: take it out.
- 50:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:56Speaker 2: I don't think you have to do that anymore. But
- 50:59Speaker 2: I called, they found found it, and my buddy went
- 51:01Speaker 2: and picked it up at the airport. But I thought
- 51:03Speaker 2: that thing was.
- 51:03Speaker 13: Gone, which they always say, don't leave things unattended, They're
- 51:06Speaker 13: going to destroy it.
- 51:07Speaker 2: Good morning, what he show? I had a new born.
- 51:10Speaker 5: I left my wallet in the Target shopping cart out
- 51:14Speaker 5: in the parking lot. Luckily a cart attendant, Menace was awesome,
- 51:18Speaker 5: found it.
- 51:18Speaker 2: And returned it.
- 51:19Speaker 5: I got it back, so yeah, there were some good
- 51:21Speaker 5: people still in the world. Yeah, and kudos to the
- 51:24Speaker 5: cart returners. Yes, Chris.
- 51:27Speaker 4: While we were camping, I lost my wedding ring in
- 51:29Speaker 4: a river. Me and all the guys.
- 51:31Speaker 5: We grabbed snorkels from the kids and we headed into
- 51:34Speaker 5: the river to look for it.
- 51:35Speaker 2: While the women were.
- 51:36Speaker 4: Just laughing at us.
- 51:37Speaker 5: Against all odds, one of my buddies comes up out
- 51:39Speaker 5: of the river like Frodo with his ring. I told
- 51:43Speaker 5: my wife, every time I look at this ring, I'll
- 51:46Speaker 5: think of him. Yeah, ahead, pretty fare. I thought my
- 51:49Speaker 5: purse was stolen at the house party one time. Two
- 51:51Speaker 5: years later, I got a phone call because they were
- 51:53Speaker 5: moving out of the house and they found my purse
- 51:55Speaker 5: in the lining of a recliner. Oh, I had made
- 51:59Speaker 5: such a big I was so embarrassed.
- 52:01Speaker 4: Even two years later in the lining of a recliner,
- 52:05Speaker 4: but you know, things can fall down in there, and
- 52:07Speaker 4: because the recliner goes back, it gets buried deep by
- 52:10Speaker 4: kind of like where the mechanics.
- 52:12Speaker 1: Of the share.
- 52:13Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 52:14Speaker 5: Yeah, This one says I left my wallet on a
- 52:16Speaker 5: pay phone and then the cops brought it back to
- 52:18Speaker 5: my house with the money still in it. Oh damn ucky, Yeah,
- 52:23Speaker 5: crazy happened. I still can't believe you got that wallet back.
- 52:28Speaker 1: I can't believe you.
- 52:29Speaker 5: I was impressed that my keys were still at the
- 52:31Speaker 5: radio station in the place where I left them, because
- 52:33Speaker 5: there's so many thieves around here.
- 52:35Speaker 2: Ship back.
- 52:35Speaker 7: There are no thieves in Iceland.
- 52:36Speaker 5: But man, you left a wallet with everything in it
- 52:40Speaker 5: in a foreign country and got it.
- 52:42Speaker 7: Back every penny.
- 52:43Speaker 1: Crazy.
- 52:44Speaker 5: Eight seven seven four is the phone number if you
- 52:47Speaker 5: want to call in, send us a text over to
- 52:48Speaker 5: two two nine eight seven what the show will be
- 52:52Speaker 5: right back, and we'll announce the first song that you're
- 52:56Speaker 5: listening for. To win your Dodgers tickets for Game five
- 52:59Speaker 5: on Saturday, we'll play that song sometime between seven and
- 53:02Speaker 5: eight o'clock. We'll tell you what it is. You'll win
- 53:04Speaker 5: your Dodger's tickets. Also next hour, The Alter Ego tickets
- 53:06Speaker 5: to give away another new hour of The Woody Show.
- 53:09Speaker 1: Next Hang on The.
- 53:10Speaker 4: Woody Show, The wood Show. All right, let's see what's
- 53:21Speaker 4: happening this morning. Trending news headlines. Gina Grad, what do
- 53:25Speaker 4: you got?
- 53:25Speaker 11: Well?
- 53:26Speaker 7: The man accused of starting the Palisades fire in Los
- 53:28Speaker 7: Angeles was indicted by a federal grand jury yesterday. The
- 53:31Speaker 7: criminal complaint says that the guy caused the fire by
- 53:34Speaker 7: lighting combustible material with an open flame, but there's no
- 53:37Speaker 7: motive yet why he did this insane thing. And on
- 53:40Speaker 7: top of that, the Justice Department says he's facing a
- 53:43Speaker 7: federal charge of destruction of property by fire, and he's
- 53:46Speaker 7: been hit with two new charges including arson affecting interstate
- 53:49Speaker 7: commerce and timber set a fire. Timber, it seems very
- 53:54Speaker 7: like pirate talk.
- 53:55Speaker 2: Does Timber set a fight?
- 53:58Speaker 7: Well, if he gets convicted, he's look at it, forty
- 54:00Speaker 7: five years in prison.
- 54:01Speaker 1: Death penalty.
- 54:03Speaker 2: You don't do that.
- 54:04Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think his motive is obsession. Yeah, firebu
- 54:07Speaker 1: right in to burn his sister's house down, and he.
- 54:10Speaker 7: Seems super Yeah, Well, he should be getting arraigned in
- 54:15Speaker 7: US dister court. The next couple of weeks. In Game
- 54:17Speaker 7: three of the ALCS was a wild one, as Toronto's
- 54:20Speaker 7: offense finally came alive after falling behind two to nothing
- 54:24Speaker 7: early on. The Blue Jays ended up crushing the Mariners
- 54:27Speaker 7: thirteen to four.
- 54:28Speaker 2: Do you either put up thirteen runs or lose the game?
- 54:30Speaker 7: It was five home runs.
- 54:32Speaker 4: That series of the Yankees, it was like thirteen to whatever.
- 54:36Speaker 4: I think in fact that did didn't they have a game?
- 54:37Speaker 4: It was like thirteen to four, same score.
- 54:40Speaker 7: Crazy.
- 54:40Speaker 1: They either crush him or they lose.
- 54:42Speaker 7: Yeah, big time, they go big. Well, Seattle still leads
- 54:45Speaker 7: the series two to one, and we'll try to bounce
- 54:47Speaker 7: back in Game four tonight. Over in the NLCS, the
- 54:50Speaker 7: Dodgers come home with a two to nothing lead over
- 54:53Speaker 7: the Brewers, and we'll look to make it three to
- 54:56Speaker 7: nothing tonight, an inch closer to that World Series. Well, meanwhile,
- 55:00Speaker 7: the Brewer there's a Brewers fan learned the very hard
- 55:04Speaker 7: way that trash talking can in fact go too far.
- 55:07Speaker 7: And we've all known this, but she now found out.
- 55:09Speaker 7: During the Dodgers Brewers game. This Dodger fan, Ricardo Fosado,
- 55:13Speaker 7: he was joking around with the crowd, asking why they
- 55:15Speaker 7: were all so quiet after his team started scoring, and
- 55:18Speaker 7: that's when one chick said to him, let's call Ice. Well,
- 55:22Speaker 7: Fasado happens to be a US citizen and a military vet,
- 55:25Speaker 7: and he fired back with some of his own choice words,
- 55:27Speaker 7: And of course the whole thing was caught on video
- 55:29Speaker 7: going viral, and it didn't take long that the woman
- 55:33Speaker 7: has already been fired from her job. She yeah, she
- 55:36Speaker 7: worked at a company called Manpower Group and stepped down
- 55:40Speaker 7: from the Make a Wish Wisconsin board. So Fisado and
- 55:45Speaker 7: his friend they were also later kicked out of the
- 55:47Speaker 7: game after the woman allegedly took a swing at him,
- 55:49Speaker 7: even though he says he didn't start the.
- 55:50Speaker 4: pH Why did they kick him out?
- 55:52Speaker 2: Did you guys?
- 55:52Speaker 8: Hear?
- 55:53Speaker 1: No?
- 55:54Speaker 4: They kicked him out for swearing. Happens at a stadium.
- 56:00Speaker 1: Event.
- 56:00Speaker 4: They kicked him out for swearing.
- 56:02Speaker 1: That was the official line.
- 56:03Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's that's the reason. Okay, well you were
- 56:08Speaker 5: using that potty language.
- 56:09Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 56:10Speaker 5: Here, I like how they put up that that announcement
- 56:13Speaker 5: at games and they say, well, if there's a fan
- 56:17Speaker 5: in your section he was using for feign language, please
- 56:19Speaker 5: report them text this number. I'm like, who is the
- 56:22Speaker 5: narc who is narking out a person for using swear words,
- 56:28Speaker 5: especially when some bad call happens or some boneheaded.
- 56:32Speaker 2: Play we're a supposed to do. We're all cussing and swearing. Yeah,
- 56:35Speaker 2: that's what you do.
- 56:36Speaker 4: It's part of being a fan.
- 56:37Speaker 7: Thank you.
- 56:38Speaker 1: Do you think this lawyer should have been fired from
- 56:40Speaker 1: her job? Would uh? Because to be consistent, No, we
- 56:44Speaker 1: think not right.
- 56:46Speaker 2: No, it has nothing to do with your job. Well,
- 56:49Speaker 2: she was.
- 56:49Speaker 6: I mean, the the context of her joke lies in racism.
- 56:55Speaker 6: So true, So it's up to them true, do you
- 56:58Speaker 6: make a decision.
- 57:01Speaker 7: She's definitely got to step down from the Mega Wish Foundation.
- 57:03Speaker 2: Interesting nobody's talking.
- 57:05Speaker 4: If nobody's talking about whether she's a good person or
- 57:07Speaker 4: a bad that's not That's not what the conversation is here.
- 57:12Speaker 5: I don't like the idea. And so while I would
- 57:15Speaker 5: say who can, I don't really care if she keeps
- 57:17Speaker 5: her job or not. But I don't like the idea
- 57:20Speaker 5: that because somebody said something you don't like, now you're
- 57:23Speaker 5: you go after them to burn their life down.
- 57:25Speaker 7: They can no longer earn money.
- 57:28Speaker 1: Because that creates just a whole new burden.
- 57:29Speaker 5: Like sticks and stones kind of thing, like nobody was
- 57:32Speaker 5: really affected or hurt.
- 57:34Speaker 2: There was no harm.
- 57:36Speaker 4: Yeah, like it is in the context of smack talk,
- 57:38Speaker 4: So okay, I get it, like when you're all fired up.
- 57:42Speaker 2: But yeah, so I would say no, yeah, like why
- 57:46Speaker 2: I would say no yea.
- 57:47Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we could pick something new, like because just
- 57:50Speaker 1: like total their car on them of this person.
- 57:57Speaker 2: I do, I do understand that. But it's the whole.
- 57:59Speaker 5: It's the whole that as a society, when someone has
- 58:02Speaker 5: determined that they don't like something that you said or
- 58:05Speaker 5: something that you know, whatever.
- 58:07Speaker 2: That's nothing to do with it.
- 58:08Speaker 5: Job they go the Internet, goes out of their way
- 58:12Speaker 5: to hunt that person down, find out exactly who they are,
- 58:16Speaker 5: and what's the word docs docks put all their stuff
- 58:19Speaker 5: out there, I mean ruin their life. And you mean
- 58:24Speaker 5: to tell me that you have never said anything in
- 58:27Speaker 5: your life that, in hindsight you wish you hadn't have
- 58:29Speaker 5: said in the heat of the moment or at some
- 58:32Speaker 5: point when you you thought differently or felt differently waki clean. Now,
- 58:37Speaker 5: imagine if somebody had in that moment decided they were
- 58:40Speaker 5: going to burn your life down. I just that's that's
- 58:42Speaker 5: the part. That's the part I'm not on board with well.
- 58:45Speaker 7: Speaking of that, and I guess I could have googled it.
- 58:46Speaker 7: Did we ever figure out who the Phillies Karen was?
- 58:51Speaker 7: Why was she so hard to find because everyone.
- 58:52Speaker 2: Had that haircut one before?
- 58:54Speaker 7: That's right, Well, let's talk about Diane Keaton, because now
- 58:58Speaker 7: the family's coming out and telling us what she died of.
- 59:00Speaker 7: They wrote a statement saying, the Keaton family very grateful
- 59:03Speaker 7: for the extraordinary messages of love and support they've received
- 59:06Speaker 7: on behalf of their beloved Diane, who passed away from
- 59:09Speaker 7: pneumonia on October eleventh. And we also know what part
- 59:13Speaker 7: of her will said. Turns out that the one who's
- 59:17Speaker 7: going to benefit the most from her death is her dog, Reggie. So,
- 59:20Speaker 7: according to reports, Keaton wanted to make sure that her
- 59:22Speaker 7: quote heart on four legs was well taken care of
- 59:26Speaker 7: after she passed, so she left Reggie five million.
- 59:29Speaker 2: Dollars a rag dog a million dollars.
- 59:34Speaker 7: The will states the money would provide Reggie with a
- 59:36Speaker 7: private home, caretakers, and would set this dog up for
- 59:39Speaker 7: the rest of his life.
- 59:41Speaker 4: You know, it's hilarious when you see these things where
- 59:43Speaker 4: these rich people leave money to their pets, but their
- 59:47Speaker 4: kids and.
- 59:47Speaker 5: Other family, not Greg And I watched that goddamn Cattie,
- 59:53Speaker 5: you can't Carl.
- 59:56Speaker 6: We watched that documentary about that dog that got all
- 59:59Speaker 6: that money, and I think Florida, And it's not even
- 1:00:02Speaker 6: the original dog. It's just the descendants of the dog, right,
- 1:00:05Speaker 6: keeps on going.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: The German Shepherd. And you know these people, that's their
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: career is taking care of this dog and they're living
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: the high life. Obvious. Oh yeah, winners because.
- 1:00:15Speaker 4: Not that dog food is not expensive or that yeah
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: needs something, you know, not just to check up, but
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: God forbid, something happens. You need to have some type
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: of thing done.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 1:00:29Speaker 6: It's like having a high end car every time you
- 1:00:31Speaker 6: take it out, absolutely and depreciates.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: Yeah, but out of warranty, Yeah, totally. Dog food is
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: just unaffordable at this point.
- 1:00:39Speaker 7: Well, I think Reggie's going to live to see another day.
- 1:00:42Speaker 7: And part of that money is also being donated to
- 1:00:44Speaker 7: various animal shelters. So she was a big fan of
- 1:00:47Speaker 7: of the furry friends. Well, the NTSB published their final
- 1:00:51Speaker 7: report yesterday on the Ocean Gates sub that imploded when
- 1:00:54Speaker 7: it went down to see the Titanic. So, according to them,
- 1:00:57Speaker 7: bad engineering led to a carbon fire pressure vessel, had
- 1:01:01Speaker 7: a ton of flaws and wasn't stronger durable enough for
- 1:01:05Speaker 7: the trip. Basically, this thing weak as hell. The report
- 1:01:08Speaker 7: also put all the blame on Ocean Gates, saying it
- 1:01:10Speaker 7: failed to sufficiently test the sub, so they didn't really
- 1:01:13Speaker 7: know just how messed up this thing was. So they
- 1:01:16Speaker 7: traced it all back to this valve and the Giant
- 1:01:20Speaker 7: Jelly brand Smuckers is taking Trader Joe's to court over
- 1:01:24Speaker 7: their frozen pebej sandwich.
- 1:01:27Speaker 4: So is that their version of uncrustable?
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: That's right, the knockoff the Trader Joe's version of uncrustable.
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: Smuckers issuing TJ's.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I seen them.
- 1:01:36Speaker 7: Well you might have just passed it and been like, oh, what.
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: Am I supposed to say, not seeing I haven't seen them.
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I ain't seen it.
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: I ain't seen them.
- 1:01:45Speaker 7: Well, Smucker says the Trader Joe's frozen sandwiches are way
- 1:01:48Speaker 7: too much like the incrustables. The sandwiches are both circular,
- 1:01:51Speaker 7: they have the little pie crimping on the edges, both
- 1:01:54Speaker 7: come in similar boxes. They show a little bite taken
- 1:01:56Speaker 7: out of it.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: I'm square.
- 1:01:57Speaker 7: Yeah, right, you have a case with this though, well, yes,
- 1:02:01Speaker 7: because they both use the same color in their lettering.
- 1:02:03Speaker 7: I mean they're virtually identical. So the smucker says, well,
- 1:02:06Speaker 7: it's all trademark violation because they say they spent in
- 1:02:10Speaker 7: twenty years developing the uncrustable, because it took twenty years
- 1:02:14Speaker 7: to come up with this, they spent one billion dollars,
- 1:02:17Speaker 7: so they want to really.
- 1:02:19Speaker 6: Crust sandwich that's existed even still, like they don't understand
- 1:02:25Speaker 6: the technology. There are different like of a of a
- 1:02:28Speaker 6: you know, frozen burrito.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: Totally right, a billion of them.
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: And I understand, Okay, it's a peanut butter and jelly
- 1:02:33Speaker 4: sandwich without the crust on it. But yeah, couldn't they
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: just make some subtle.
- 1:02:37Speaker 7: That's what they need to do. You know, it's the
- 1:02:39Speaker 7: box and the branding and the lettering too.
- 1:02:41Speaker 16: It's not just the.
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: Sandwich again, just making a different shape.
- 1:02:44Speaker 7: Yeah, trianglare And there.
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: Are way more blatant ripoffs, Like the time I bought
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: what I thought was Dryers ice cream at some discount
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: store and it was dry El's.
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: That's right.
- 1:02:54Speaker 5: When I got home the legendary store the hotels with Yep,
- 1:02:57Speaker 5: he got really duped.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: I got Mega duped I had the same packaging, the
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: same black white strike is.
- 1:03:05Speaker 7: Hoggin don't They're everywhere and that's what's going on whenning.
- 1:03:08Speaker 5: All right, thank you very much, Ginigrad. Well to a
- 1:03:10Speaker 5: quick break. We got some more wood show for you.
- 1:03:12Speaker 5: Next Delivery driver Appreciation Week. Where are we at menas?
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: It looks like they're gonna be showing up pretty soon?
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, how far away?
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: It's about four minutes.
- 1:03:21Speaker 4: Maybe okay, they're running late. Yeah, what did you order
- 1:03:25Speaker 4: this morning?
- 1:03:26Speaker 6: I ordered some bagels and I requested for them to
- 1:03:30Speaker 6: be sliced, So maybe maybe that's me.
- 1:03:33Speaker 10: Does the driver do that?
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: That's all right?
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: Yeah, well he has a knife.
- 1:03:36Speaker 9: In the car.
- 1:03:37Speaker 5: Menace will once again meet the delivery driver downstairs and
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: try to convince them to come on up and spin
- 1:03:43Speaker 5: the wheel of gift cards because it is delivery driver
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: Appreciation Week, and so far Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, we have
- 1:03:51Speaker 5: had three people who have come up.
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: The last guy took a little convincing. Thank god, Morgan's there.
- 1:03:58Speaker 10: They kind of look at me like, is this sky okay?
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: Legit?
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: Yeah, look I'm fine. Yeah I'm a woman, Yeah, come upstairs.
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: Women have never done anything wrong. Ever.
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: Yeah, but we're tipping them already, and then they get
- 1:04:13Speaker 4: to spin the wheel to win one of these gift cards.
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: It could be like a two hundred dollars Visa gift card.
- 1:04:17Speaker 5: There are Amazon cards, Gas cards rules. We did put
- 1:04:21Speaker 5: a door dash card on there to be funny. Yeah,
- 1:04:23Speaker 5: but yeah. Anyway, so the delivery driver appreciation, we'll see
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: if we can get another taker. Alright, either way, we're
- 1:04:29Speaker 5: getting bagels.
- 1:04:30Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm happy.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: So that's good.
- 1:04:32Speaker 4: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. What text
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: us two two nine eight seven. The Woody Show returns
- 1:04:39Speaker 4: here in just a moment, and at some point between
- 1:04:42Speaker 4: now and eight o'clock, we're gonna be playing Good Charlotte
- 1:04:46Speaker 4: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. When you hear that
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: song play you call in. Speaking of playoffs, just try
- 1:04:51Speaker 4: not to mouth off to somebody in the stands. Don't
- 1:04:54Speaker 4: get in kicked it. It's gonna it's gonna.
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: Look bad on us.
- 1:04:57Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:04:57Speaker 5: Could you be sitting in the Woody Show Stadium club
- 1:05:00Speaker 5: box seats for the game on Saturday Game five? Should
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: it be necessary the Dodger sweep, there's no game to
- 1:05:06Speaker 5: go to win, but if it does go to game five.
- 1:05:09Speaker 5: You'll be there in the stadium club box seats. But
- 1:05:12Speaker 5: you're listening for Good Charlotte Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
- 1:05:15Speaker 5: It'll play between now and eight, and that'll be your
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: chance to win here on.
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: Back in a minute, Menace is downstairs waiting on the
- 1:05:22Speaker 4: delivery guy.
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: Yep, yes, I am here. We're playing our favorite game.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: Can they find the door?
- 1:05:30Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always a crap shoot, although this week seems
- 1:05:34Speaker 5: to be pretty good.
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not too bad. Yeah, people don't know there's
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: five different doors to this building and there's actually like
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: seven different ways you can enter the building. So hopefully
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: they'll be okay. Well, we're out here. We're waiting.
- 1:05:51Speaker 4: It's delivery driver appreciation week.
- 1:05:54Speaker 5: Menace and Morgan are down waiting for someone to arrive.
- 1:05:58Speaker 5: I see if we can give them a gift card,
- 1:06:01Speaker 5: an extra win. It's a gart it is a guaranteed win. Yeah,
- 1:06:05Speaker 5: but bagels are on the way. You said bagels, and
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: in the minute you did, that's when Sea Bass, all
- 1:06:10Speaker 5: of a sudden, we haven't seen them for an hour,
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: shows up.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: He walked into.
- 1:06:14Speaker 4: The studio, left what looks like some kind of McDonald's
- 1:06:17Speaker 4: sandwich on the on the table, then walked out.
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: Hopefully the bagels are up to part.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: Yeah with him?
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what are the bagels that you like?
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: Sea bass?
- 1:06:29Speaker 4: So you have a particular kind, did you uh anything?
- 1:06:32Speaker 17: Uh?
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: Anything? New York style is good. I will say this though,
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: pre sliced we did any people number one pawing over
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: them and then tear them apart. We don't have the
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: right knives on hand, obviously. Yeah.
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: It's a big thing. It's it's a huge production.
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: Yeah. When I foked off is I want to say
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: midweek cheers to McDonald's in their monopoly game. I have
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: been winning so many freeze McDonald sandwiches because the free
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: sandwich we got here. That's amazing. And that's a free
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: steak and cheese, big biscuits business.
- 1:07:05Speaker 5: Okay, well, menus let us know keep us updated on
- 1:07:08Speaker 5: the delivery guy situation. Everybody else is hanging tight listening
- 1:07:12Speaker 5: for Good Charlotte, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous Good Charlotte,
- 1:07:15Speaker 5: of course, playing alter ego. But the prize when you
- 1:07:17Speaker 5: hear that this hour will be the tickets for the
- 1:07:20Speaker 5: Dodgers Stadium club box seats for Saturday's Game five.
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: Yep.
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: What if there is no good five.
- 1:07:25Speaker 4: Well, then it's just the thrill that you want something
- 1:07:30Speaker 4: to show man. This is waiting for the delivery guy
- 1:07:35Speaker 4: to show up at the bagels and once he does,
- 1:07:37Speaker 4: we'll try to get him to come up and spin
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: the wheel of gift cards.
- 1:07:42Speaker 7: So fun.
- 1:07:42Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: In the meantime, I have something here for you guys,
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: another one of these. I know you like these.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: Little song list things.
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: Oh, I love those.
- 1:07:50Speaker 5: It's from our friends Ultimate Classic Rock dot Com, they claim.
- 1:07:54Speaker 5: And we'll see if we agree with this or not.
- 1:07:56Speaker 5: You make the call. They claim that these are rocks
- 1:07:59Speaker 5: most hated songs. They say, quote, terrible records can be ignored,
- 1:08:05Speaker 5: they often disappear after their short shelf life has expired,
- 1:08:09Speaker 5: but hated records they can live on forever. Now, this
- 1:08:15Speaker 5: one is always on the list, at number one on
- 1:08:18Speaker 5: a lot of these, on a lot of these types
- 1:08:20Speaker 5: of lists. And I've never really understood it because I
- 1:08:23Speaker 5: think it's a fun, catchy song. It was obviously huge,
- 1:08:28Speaker 5: but they say, and they're right up about it. Buried
- 1:08:31Speaker 5: in synths, confusing lyrics, and totally eighties production. It's a
- 1:08:36Speaker 5: staple on worst song lists ever. And if one song
- 1:08:40Speaker 5: captures the slick, corporate sheen of the era. It's starship,
- 1:08:45Speaker 5: we built this city. It's a great song.
- 1:08:50Speaker 7: It's not necessary, I mean, listen.
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: Come on, just.
- 1:08:59Speaker 7: Okay, fage no, but does it belong on a list?
- 1:09:04Speaker 10: SI funsible?
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: Right us off the page. I've never known that lyrics
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: Radio Accordion plays the Mampa Marconi plays the MoMA Marconi Radio.
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: City on Rocking.
- 1:09:25Speaker 18: Roy squabout this.
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: It's just it's just, it's just a fun song. I've
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: never understood. I can I can see where it wouldn't
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: be everybody's favorite. But right, but Grace Slick, he's a
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: little elitist to be like, oh the worst. Yeah, they
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: always have that usually number one. But the question is
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: what are you gonna hate any of these? Because he's
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: he's a big defriender. Idea, Hi, how you doing? How
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: are you doing today?
- 1:09:50Speaker 6: Okay, we're doing driver Appreciation Week and we're having people
- 1:09:54Speaker 6: win prizes upstairs at a radio station.
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's fine.
- 1:10:00Speaker 9: Let me show you a video.
- 1:10:03Speaker 18: Video.
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna ask smart what we're gonna have to do.
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: We're gonna have you go upstairs and you spell.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: English, explain it in English.
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: Yeah, choose your language.
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: There we go.
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: So seeing this video right here, then you're gonna go
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: up there.
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: We should have had like a translation wheel.
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: You want to come on?
- 1:10:29Speaker 9: Come on?
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: Ye?
- 1:10:30Speaker 4: Yeah, is he coming here?
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give you the thing. We'll go upstairs. We'll
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: sit in the wheel. All right, are you coming up?
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: He's very relented, but he's walking with me. Let me well,
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: let me get the all right. I did call this
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: ahead of time. Someone who goes downstairs to pick up deliveries.
- 1:10:46Speaker 2: I say that this is gonna be our biggest option.
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: All right, well, look I.
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: Got the gift cards out. Is he coming up? Yeah,
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: he's walking with you. But we'll see you. We'll see you.
- 1:10:55Speaker 5: We'll see you when you get up here. We're going
- 1:10:57Speaker 5: over crappy rock songs. Yeah, yeah, you asked the question
- 1:10:59Speaker 5: is there gonna be and that I don't like. I
- 1:11:00Speaker 5: don't like this next song. Okay, I agree. I do
- 1:11:03Speaker 5: like the band. I don't hate the band. I just
- 1:11:05Speaker 5: don't like this pig of the song. It says, this shiny,
- 1:11:08Speaker 5: happy and airheaded single from the otherwise great Out of
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: Time album just seemed out of step with the times
- 1:11:14Speaker 5: and R. E. M's royal reputation Shiny Happy People.
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: I love it you do? Oh yeah?
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: I hate Michael and.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: Kate Pearson on one song, sign Me Up.
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: Why isn't the point of it? This is ironic. It's
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: not about shiny happy people.
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: See it's tea and I think, if memory serves this
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: was supposed to be the theme song to friends.
- 1:11:46Speaker 7: That would round terrible.
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: But I could be wrong.
- 1:11:58Speaker 4: Gore, Yeah this this pops up on one of those
- 1:12:03Speaker 4: retro channels skip No spired it up? Shiny yeah?
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: Assuming that's is that the bee fifty twos?
- 1:12:18Speaker 9: Girl?
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: Yes? Uh? Are these rock's most hated songs?
- 1:12:22Speaker 5: According to Classic Ultimate Classic Rock dot com, they are?
- 1:12:25Speaker 5: But do you agree or disagree? Number four on their
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: lists from Billy Joel. Why would that disagreed?
- 1:12:33Speaker 7: It's in history, so in fact, in school we had
- 1:12:36Speaker 7: to dissect it, find out what he was talking about
- 1:12:38Speaker 7: and everywhere.
- 1:12:39Speaker 4: Billy Joel's rapid fire verses in pop culture references ripped
- 1:12:43Speaker 4: from the headlines past and present with styles from R. E.
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: M's Infinitely Better. It's the end of the World.
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: As we know it.
- 1:12:49Speaker 5: We've released two years earlier, but rim we're still a
- 1:12:52Speaker 5: cult band at the time. So Billy Joel ended up
- 1:12:54Speaker 5: with a number one single with this graceless and ham
- 1:12:58Speaker 5: fisted history let dis guys as a deep pop song.
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: I like it.
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: I still, I still enjoy it. I don't like to.
- 1:13:08Speaker 11: Stop.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: I don't like to fall out.
- 1:13:11Speaker 7: Boys, you got.
- 1:13:13Speaker 14: It, stick with the original, hold on medicaeng back guy,
- 1:13:22Speaker 14: what what do you want?
- 1:13:23Speaker 11: Right?
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: No, dice guy, he won't go I got him to
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: the elevator and he he didn't want to go up.
- 1:13:31Speaker 4: That's all right, Yeah, take care.
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: We tried to appreciate you, but.
- 1:13:39Speaker 6: I got bagel.
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: Let's go bring the Bengels for us.
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: That guy, all right, thank you Medas all right.
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: See, I can't.
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: That's a song on the list that I'm gonna hate.
- 1:13:56Speaker 7: I know that sounds great.
- 1:13:57Speaker 5: It's a great list song, a number three on their
- 1:13:59Speaker 5: lag of Hated Rock Songs of All Time. Dude, this song,
- 1:14:06Speaker 5: the rolling downhill with no break synth riff that tumbles
- 1:14:10Speaker 5: throughout recalls Princes.
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: Much better nineteen ninety nine.
- 1:14:15Speaker 5: This artist claims that the song is about a girl,
- 1:14:17Speaker 5: but after all these years, nobody's really sure what the
- 1:14:19Speaker 5: hell studio even means. Dude, Phil Collins, the studio I
- 1:14:27Speaker 5: hate it is a great song.
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: Yeah, really laps, you know, it doesn't slaps.
- 1:14:33Speaker 10: And by the way, the.
- 1:14:34Speaker 7: Studio doesn't mean anything.
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: Saying not everything has to mean something.
- 1:14:45Speaker 11: Yeah, she's.
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: My I mean is it his best work? No, because
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: if you deserve this spot and it's good.
- 1:15:09Speaker 4: All right, we're up to the number two.
- 1:15:12Speaker 7: Okay?
- 1:15:13Speaker 5: Are these rocksmost hated songs? According to Ultimate Classic Rock
- 1:15:16Speaker 5: dot com, it is a simple minded ball of fluff
- 1:15:20Speaker 5: tied to a hit Tom Cruise movie about bartenders in
- 1:15:23Speaker 5: the eighties.
- 1:15:24Speaker 7: Oh, do not say it. This song rules.
- 1:15:26Speaker 5: Brian Wilson is nowhere to be found on this blemish
- 1:15:29Speaker 5: to the Beach Boys extensive catalog. Neither is there any
- 1:15:34Speaker 5: of the group's classic sense of style and grace.
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: And Cocomo shouldn't make it. Take it. It's a good song.
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: Finally, a pile of garbage on the list that.
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: I didn't know this was a Beach Boys because it's
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: not the Beach Boys. That's why it is the Beach Boys.
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: It's the Beach Boys, right, I mean, if you look
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: it up, it's a song by the Beach Boy Yeah exactly.
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: But I mean, just because it's not Brian, that's porn.
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: Wasn't what's his name?
- 1:16:10Speaker 11: In this Man?
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: Too Little Effect, Dark Mystery, sam My mind will to five.
- 1:16:19Speaker 8: Crab.
- 1:16:20Speaker 12: What do you like?
- 1:16:21Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 1:16:22Speaker 3: I likes after.
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: Tailtail. I know that's great.
- 1:16:32Speaker 4: This is like a dreamy songtext it's pretty good.
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: Well, god awful, that's what.
- 1:16:43Speaker 5: And then number one on their list they say this
- 1:16:46Speaker 5: is rock's most hated song, says rock. Yeah, for the record,
- 1:16:51Speaker 5: I don't want to miss a thing. Isn't a bad song.
- 1:16:53Speaker 5: It's just not an Aerosmith song, but it is.
- 1:16:56Speaker 7: I agree. Diane, what your name right?
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: This that wrote all those pop songs Warren?
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: Yes, that's correct, Okay, but it's a Diane Warren. It's
- 1:17:06Speaker 4: not their only ballad they had. They had a ballad
- 1:17:08Speaker 4: way before that. They had ballads way before this song.
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: Angel that's a ballad, right, definitely crazy crazy, but it
- 1:17:17Speaker 4: was crazy no crazy was before this one. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:17:22Speaker 4: this is a.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: Great It's not a bad song.
- 1:17:25Speaker 4: They say it's just not an Aerosmith song, and the
- 1:17:27Speaker 4: example of you it's it's no sweet emotion.
- 1:17:29Speaker 7: But yeah, it's true. Like since Diane Warren wrote this,
- 1:17:31Speaker 7: anyone could have sang it was Celine Dion could have sayg.
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: This kiss was designed to be a soundtrack song, for sure.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: It's a great drink, wine and cry song.
- 1:17:40Speaker 4: Well there I agree or disagree with the stupid gift cards.
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: Menace. Why is the why is the bag all closed up?
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: With the bagels? They won't be in two seconds.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: Once you.
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: Pople it's the gee in Garcia. So sports win, Jeff,
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: you know, speaking of sports. Good morning, Jeff g Good
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: morning Woodies Show.
- 1:18:08Speaker 8: Dodgers back in action this afternoon, three pm at his
- 1:18:11Speaker 8: Game three of the NLCS. Of course, the Dodgers are
- 1:18:14Speaker 8: up to on the series. Two more wins and we're
- 1:18:17Speaker 8: heading back to the World Series. Tyler Glassnow is on
- 1:18:20Speaker 8: the mound for the Dodgers, and here is manager Dave
- 1:18:22Speaker 8: Roberts talking about glass now and the great Dodgers starting pitching.
- 1:18:26Speaker 8: It's gonna be hard to top Blake and what Yoshinobu did,
- 1:18:30Speaker 8: but I'm sure you know Glass is gonna, you know,
- 1:18:33Speaker 8: try to put his mark on this CS. Don't forget
- 1:18:35Speaker 8: you can win your tickets to see the Dodgers live
- 1:18:38Speaker 8: right here on the Woody Show in the seven at
- 1:18:39Speaker 8: eight am hour, and make sure you listen to the
- 1:18:41Speaker 8: Dodgers on your radios AM five seventy La Sports or
- 1:18:45Speaker 8: on the free iHeartRadio app.
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: In the ALCS Blue.
- 1:18:48Speaker 8: Jays offense woke up yesterday against the Mariners. They won
- 1:18:51Speaker 8: thirteen to four. They play again tonight at five thirty.
- 1:18:54Speaker 8: NBA preseason Lakers gave Vincent went off last.
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: Night Knocks another one down.
- 1:19:00Speaker 8: We had five threes in a row and eighteen points
- 1:19:03Speaker 8: in four minutes. Lakers only scored eight points in the
- 1:19:06Speaker 8: fourth quarter, though, and they lost to the MAVs. By
- 1:19:08Speaker 8: the way, no Luca in that one. Clippers beat the
- 1:19:10Speaker 8: Kings last night as well. Hockey Kings and Penguins tonight
- 1:19:14Speaker 8: at Crypto, and the Hurricanes and the Ducks down in
- 1:19:16Speaker 8: Orange County. We also have Thursday Night football tonight it's
- 1:19:19Speaker 8: the Icy Hot Bowl. The two oldest quarterbacks in the league,
- 1:19:23Speaker 8: Aaron Rodgers and Joe Flacco, battle tonight on Prime And.
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: Finally this morning.
- 1:19:27Speaker 8: A porn company called cam Soda is a big fan
- 1:19:31Speaker 8: of the Mariners. Cal Rawley, whose nickname, by the way,
- 1:19:34Speaker 8: is the Big Dumper. They made Big Dumper butt plugs
- 1:19:38Speaker 8: and they could be giving them out to Mariners fans
- 1:19:40Speaker 8: before the game. So I took to Liberty to email
- 1:19:43Speaker 8: the company and menace because it's your birthday month. There
- 1:19:47Speaker 8: is a big dumper butt plug on the way. Hope
- 1:19:49Speaker 8: you get a lot of use out of it.
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: Happy Birthday. I'm Jeff G. And that's your so cal support. Yeah,
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: Jeff is so thoughtful. You know. It's a dream comes try.
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
- 1:20:00Speaker 4: In exchange, we still have a couple that we kept
- 1:20:03Speaker 4: for ourselves of the Woody Show butt plugs from Mother's.
- 1:20:05Speaker 5: Day that we are contracted that we were giving away
- 1:20:07Speaker 5: and selling. So yeah, we still have a couple of those.
- 1:20:10Speaker 5: It's a Throwback Thursday.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: More of your Throwback.
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: Thursday requests coming up.
- 1:20:14Speaker 4: But we are looking for caller ninety eight right now
- 1:20:16Speaker 4: eight seven seven four Woody And let's say hi to
- 1:20:20Speaker 4: Christine in Tustin.
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, Christine.
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: Christine.
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: I know you already know.
- 1:20:26Speaker 4: This, but it should be the simplest question to get
- 1:20:30Speaker 4: the answer right to.
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: What are you calling in trying to win?
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: Right now?
- 1:20:34Speaker 7: Dodger tickets?
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: Dodger tickets?
- 1:20:36Speaker 12: Yeah, should there be a game right game five on Saturday.
- 1:20:43Speaker 12: You've got yourself a pair of Dodger Stadium club box
- 1:20:46Speaker 12: seats from The Woody Show. Really great seats, some of
- 1:20:49Speaker 12: the best seats in the house and access to it
- 1:20:51Speaker 12: all you can eat buffet.
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: I mean I arrive hungry.
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: That is solid.
- 1:20:58Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, hey Christine, hang on one second. We will
- 1:21:01Speaker 4: get all of your information and enjoy the game now.
- 1:21:03Speaker 4: Just again, in full disclosure, if the Dodgers end up sweeping,
- 1:21:06Speaker 4: there will be no Game five and this will be
- 1:21:09Speaker 4: your prize, just this interaction.
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: Wow, that we have had together, and take it and.
- 1:21:14Speaker 4: This feeling that you have right now, like that would
- 1:21:16Speaker 4: be the maximum winning and as a Dodger fan, knowing
- 1:21:19Speaker 4: that the Dodgers went to the World Series by sweeping
- 1:21:21Speaker 4: the NLCS, but we're we're still pulling for a game
- 1:21:24Speaker 4: five here just because we want the listeners have a
- 1:21:26Speaker 4: good time, but enjoy the game.
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: We're number one in Tustin. You'll do that there and
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: just hang on one second and we'll get your information. Okay, Christine,
- 1:21:35Speaker 2: thank you? All right, all right, so there's one down.
- 1:21:41Speaker 5: We still have another pair of those same tickets the
- 1:21:44Speaker 5: Dodgers Stadium Club box seats for Game five on Saturday.
- 1:21:48Speaker 5: I'll tell you at eight o'clock what song you're to
- 1:21:50Speaker 5: be listening for in the eight o'clock hour.
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: And just like.
- 1:21:53Speaker 5: Christine did when you hear the song that we tell
- 1:21:54Speaker 5: you to listen for, you call in and you win?
- 1:21:57Speaker 7: Is that easy?
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: Oh?
- 1:22:01Speaker 6: I think I know this isn't.
- 1:22:06Speaker 11: All right?
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: Welcome back, full disposure.
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of cats, and they're fine. I
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: don't right, I don't wish harm.
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: On them, actively hate to have one.
- 1:22:16Speaker 5: Well yeah, okay, that that's probably the best example of
- 1:22:19Speaker 5: how much I don't hate cats. My ex wife it
- 1:22:23Speaker 5: was her cat, and rather than just like leave it
- 1:22:26Speaker 5: loose on the street or you know, put it down
- 1:22:29Speaker 5: the trash shoot, I held on to it.
- 1:22:32Speaker 4: I didn't know what to do with it. They want
- 1:22:34Speaker 4: to turn it into a shelter or anything like that.
- 1:22:37Speaker 4: She she didn't take it, and so eventually my sister
- 1:22:40Speaker 4: agreed to take it because she had little kids.
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, they love a cat. I'm like, great, is.
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: That cat's still around?
- 1:22:46Speaker 9: No?
- 1:22:46Speaker 5: It passed away years ago. I mean my first wife
- 1:22:48Speaker 5: and I were married. Yeah, long, jenn and I now seventeen.
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: Years can but twenty five years no, I.
- 1:22:56Speaker 10: Think they can?
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, not normal.
- 1:22:59Speaker 6: My grandmother had a cat that lived twenty three years.
- 1:23:01Speaker 6: YEA dad had a cat that lived eighteen years until
- 1:23:05Speaker 6: it got ran over.
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: Yeah, on purpose.
- 1:23:09Speaker 4: That would suck to live that long as a cat
- 1:23:10Speaker 4: and then you die by getting hit.
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: By a car.
- 1:23:13Speaker 6: It used to in the garage. It would sleep in
- 1:23:17Speaker 6: the will well of the car. Yeah well that yeah.
- 1:23:21Speaker 5: Well, this woman who works at an animal rescue, she
- 1:23:25Speaker 5: was at home for the night. She was making dinner.
- 1:23:27Speaker 5: She stepped away from the kitchen just for a minute. Now,
- 1:23:29Speaker 5: she's got fosters, of course, because you know that's what
- 1:23:32Speaker 5: she does.
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: Right, she brings her work home.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: Heasion. Yeah.
- 1:23:35Speaker 5: Anyway, so she's got this foster kitten at the moment,
- 1:23:39Speaker 5: and I guess the cat wanted to check out what
- 1:23:41Speaker 5: was going on on.
- 1:23:42Speaker 4: The stove, and so it hopped up and it took
- 1:23:45Speaker 4: a look.
- 1:23:45Speaker 5: Oh no, it was a pot of soup, and kitty figured, man,
- 1:23:49Speaker 5: this is missing something. So it jumped down back down
- 1:23:53Speaker 5: to the floor, and then came back a moment later
- 1:23:55Speaker 5: with a dead mouse and then dropped it into the pot.
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: Bay.
- 1:24:00Speaker 5: The woman came back, saw what was inside, took a
- 1:24:02Speaker 5: look back at the cameras, and figured out what happened.
- 1:24:04Speaker 5: She said that she's at least grateful the cat was,
- 1:24:06Speaker 5: you know, trying to help.
- 1:24:07Speaker 7: Look, there's the cat dropping the mouse.
- 1:24:12Speaker 4: Dropping the mouse into into the pot.
- 1:24:14Speaker 10: That's kind of cute.
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: Actually favor.
- 1:24:17Speaker 4: This sounded way better than kind of well yeah, yeah,
- 1:24:20Speaker 4: you thought something. Yeah, can take a bite of the supe.
- 1:24:26Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text us check in
- 1:24:29Speaker 5: over to two two nine eight seven.
- 1:24:35Speaker 7: They come in here with some insane story about stuffed animals.
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: And mus blisters and and plastic tupper wear. Are you
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: except me to believe a word of it?
- 1:24:45Speaker 6: Oh?
- 1:24:45Speaker 3: I don't and I never will.
- 1:24:48Speaker 5: Jim the Woody Show, and we're into another new hour
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- 1:25:23Speaker 5: So weird news with the South Park stuff.
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: They they are seasons over after five episodes, but there's
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: a new season that starts with the sixth episode, So
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: just seasons don't mean anything anymore.
- 1:25:35Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird.
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: Yeah, but this newest season actually might be a good
- 1:25:39Speaker 2: deal for people like Woody because they are as you
- 1:25:41Speaker 2: might imagine that tackling another current trend, which is the
- 1:25:45Speaker 2: six seven trends.
- 1:25:46Speaker 11: Six.
- 1:25:49Speaker 4: What he's even doing the stupid hand gesture? Well, yeah,
- 1:25:51Speaker 4: because my daughter does it constantly.
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: Okay, can you refresh my memory? Do it in cut
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: like some sort of context for me? Literally, no context
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: make sense.
- 1:26:01Speaker 5: So how about that somebody comes up and sa, hey,
- 1:26:04Speaker 5: what time? What time are we supposed to meet later on?
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: For that?
- 1:26:07Speaker 5: For for dinner? I don't know, somewhere like I don't know,
- 1:26:11Speaker 5: maybe six or seven six seven? I could and it
- 1:26:14Speaker 5: could be for anything, because it doesn't mean anything.
- 1:26:17Speaker 7: It means nothing, Yeah, like trolling or.
- 1:26:20Speaker 4: Like my daughter has said that.
- 1:26:22Speaker 5: Oh, they were given an assignment to studies chapters six
- 1:26:25Speaker 5: and seven and all the kids six. Then they started
- 1:26:30Speaker 5: doing the either or the hand gest.
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: Stupid question because I'm nuclear not getting I don't get it.
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: Either's always the number six and seven.
- 1:26:38Speaker 7: Yes, But now it's.
- 1:26:40Speaker 6: Yeahthing, okay, But the six seventh thing is weird that
- 1:26:45Speaker 6: suburban mothers aren't getting upset by it because in police
- 1:26:49Speaker 6: code that means reporting a death.
- 1:26:51Speaker 4: But it has noting to do with police code.
- 1:26:53Speaker 2: Well, it came from it came from somebody.
- 1:26:55Speaker 4: Ad it was somebody's height, though, was it not.
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: It came from a song. Yeah, it came from a
- 1:27:01Speaker 2: rap song.
- 1:27:01Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay.
- 1:27:02Speaker 5: Well, then there's another version out there of the story that,
- 1:27:04Speaker 5: oh it was some guy some whatever who was six
- 1:27:06Speaker 5: foot seven and it was mentioned that was mentioned in
- 1:27:09Speaker 5: a rap song of some kind, Like I don't know.
- 1:27:13Speaker 5: All I know is that it really means nothing.
- 1:27:15Speaker 2: So even if and.
- 1:27:16Speaker 5: Everybody seems to understand that it means nothing, so it
- 1:27:18Speaker 5: would never mean it referred to the police code.
- 1:27:22Speaker 13: But now it's forty one, Yeah, forty.
- 1:27:27Speaker 2: We have a kids, kids, we have kids. Anyway, there's
- 1:27:30Speaker 2: parks about that. Hopefully that'll end it. Here's a little clip,
- 1:27:33Speaker 2: all right.
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: There's things up here being some kind of cult involving
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: the number six and.
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: Seven six seven anytime you say it?
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:27:44Speaker 2: This weekend audio. Well, it's Halloween season season, and there's
- 1:27:49Speaker 2: a lot of tips and tricks out there. Well, Inside
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: Edition has some tips and tricks. Let's say you're not
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: a full sized candy bar household like Woody's house.
- 1:27:58Speaker 4: Is now, went out and bought it all nice. Yeah,
- 1:28:01Speaker 4: it's all piled up.
- 1:28:02Speaker 5: I bought like sixteen Costco sixteen Costco sized like variety
- 1:28:08Speaker 5: pack boxes or tempts over there's over three hundred and
- 1:28:13Speaker 5: sixty full sized candy bars.
- 1:28:16Speaker 10: Do you open that before Halloween?
- 1:28:17Speaker 17: And no?
- 1:28:18Speaker 4: I got them stashed away.
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: Well, if you aren't in that situation, here is an
- 1:28:22Speaker 2: inside edition our friends with some really interesting and insightful
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: tips on how to save cash.
- 1:28:26Speaker 13: Because here are some tricks to help you save on
- 1:28:29Speaker 13: those treats. So first, you can skip candy and handhold
- 1:28:33Speaker 13: snacks like pretzels and cookies.
- 1:28:37Speaker 4: That's a sure fire away to get your house like
- 1:28:39Speaker 4: a TP.
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: Here's a loose bag of pretzels.
- 1:28:42Speaker 7: Here's some pennies jackass also.
- 1:28:45Speaker 10: By store brands.
- 1:28:46Speaker 7: Always cheaper and buy in bulk.
- 1:28:50Speaker 8: That's right.
- 1:28:50Speaker 13: You can buy a large bag of gummy bears like this,
- 1:28:52Speaker 13: that's about ten bucks, then hands out one hundred and
- 1:28:55Speaker 13: twenty five smaller individual.
- 1:28:57Speaker 7: Bags to your trigger treads.
- 1:29:01Speaker 10: All day on that report.
- 1:29:03Speaker 2: Yeah all day yeah by and bulk by cheaper stuff,
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: cheap out with pretzels.
- 1:29:10Speaker 10: Yeah what else?
- 1:29:12Speaker 4: Back to the six seven things we get people on
- 1:29:14Speaker 4: the text, My fourteen year old in the car right
- 1:29:16Speaker 4: now says it's from a meme having to do with
- 1:29:18Speaker 4: heightened basketball. That's what I heard from my daughter.
- 1:29:20Speaker 2: Well, I think you guys, are you guys are both
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: correct in that it's it kind of blew up and
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: the original song Dude, Dude six seven by scroll We
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: all know that one sure is in reference to shooting
- 1:29:31Speaker 2: people on the highway, which of course is cool, which
- 1:29:34Speaker 2: which lends credence to menaces theory. However, I think it
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: because it became such a thing amongst the children, preteens,
- 1:29:41Speaker 2: it's had, you know, a thousand different life. And there's
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: a kid who's apparently the guy in charge of it,
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: s some fourteen year old until he's the overlord of
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: six seven Yes, and he's the one who apparently invented
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: the dance that what he's doing where you put are
- 1:29:52Speaker 2: you like juggling boobs?
- 1:29:53Speaker 10: When you came up with that?
- 1:29:56Speaker 2: You know what?
- 1:29:56Speaker 5: I'm sure it song someone that also in the text
- 1:30:00Speaker 5: Lil Wayne song Dude six foot seven. Oh, that's all
- 1:30:03Speaker 5: it is my mind playing tricks to me. He stood
- 1:30:06Speaker 5: six to seven feet They.
- 1:30:08Speaker 7: Said Scrill X lived on Scrill seventh Street.
- 1:30:12Speaker 2: Yeah, looks.
- 1:30:13Speaker 5: And by the way, my example to Greg, because I'm
- 1:30:15Speaker 5: trying to speak in a way that Greg would understand.
- 1:30:18Speaker 5: Like anytime six and seven or six or seven sometimes
- 1:30:22Speaker 5: are even mentioned, they just start throwing that out there.
- 1:30:26Speaker 5: It's it's like have you ever been to church? Yes,
- 1:30:29Speaker 5: when certain things are said, like everybody just yeah, they
- 1:30:32Speaker 5: know what responds back, same.
- 1:30:34Speaker 2: Kind of thing. That's what these dopes are doing with
- 1:30:36Speaker 2: the sea. This is the preteen version of I hated
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: it at the time when Dave Chappelle's Rick James sketches
- 1:30:42Speaker 2: were very famous. James you could exactly every jackass like
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: what he just did, and you could not go to
- 1:30:49Speaker 2: any bar with it. Was what an okay, little John,
- 1:30:54Speaker 2: Little John. Of course, with then the Rick James bitch stuffing,
- 1:30:57Speaker 2: people would just yelling out for no reason because it
- 1:31:00Speaker 2: was funny when that guy said it. Therefore's funny.
- 1:31:04Speaker 4: No, But here's the thing, because that bit was funny,
- 1:31:06Speaker 4: and so people thought it was really the same way
- 1:31:08Speaker 4: you would quote a funny line from a movie.
- 1:31:09Speaker 5: It's just it's the same thing. There's regurgitating somebody that
- 1:31:12Speaker 5: is funny, but.
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: It's obnoxious when the fiftieth time you do it at
- 1:31:15Speaker 2: a bar at two am my all.
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: Time least favorite. One example of that is.
- 1:31:21Speaker 3: Was that.
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: Was never funny?
- 1:31:26Speaker 5: Yes it was, and it started it started funny. It
- 1:31:29Speaker 5: didn't end funny, but it started funny.
- 1:31:31Speaker 2: Greg. I use those sort of things, and you're exactly right, Greg.
- 1:31:34Speaker 2: I use those sort of things to find out around me,
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: like who's a low thinking, unfunny person, because when I
- 1:31:39Speaker 2: hear them repeating whatever the the catchphrase of the days, Oh,
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: that's a dumb person who's not interested in you ever thought? Alright?
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: This week in audio, moving on better facts about Halloween,
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: see inside edition. We love you, but that was lame
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: Frankie McDonald, we love you direct messages. The other day
- 1:31:57Speaker 2: he goes, it's been a month since you interviewed me.
- 1:31:59Speaker 2: That's all he said. Bennis did an interview and go
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: back on the podcast check it out. He has some
- 1:32:05Speaker 2: safety tips for Halloween himself.
- 1:32:07Speaker 18: Here's my advice. Stay away from the bad teenagers taking
- 1:32:10Speaker 18: smash of punkins steints like this. You had to be
- 1:32:12Speaker 18: extra extra extra careful everywhere in the world. Cleean London, England, Oxford,
- 1:32:17Speaker 18: England and Deyburg, Scotland. True Ferry, England including Slovakia and
- 1:32:24Speaker 18: all those places say clean. Saint Louis, Missouri, oh Regina, Saskito, Winnipeg.
- 1:32:31Speaker 18: A lot of young kids will joyed your time, but
- 1:32:35Speaker 18: be very careful of young teenagers. On Halloween Knight, best
- 1:32:38Speaker 18: Lucky Frank.
- 1:32:39Speaker 2: Dolda thank you.
- 1:32:41Speaker 5: Going back to the kids, my kids said to me,
- 1:32:44Speaker 5: how do you know Frankie McDonald? He's on their radar.
- 1:32:49Speaker 4: That's really independent of anything that's happened on the show,
- 1:32:52Speaker 4: Like when we posted your thing, that was the first
- 1:32:56Speaker 4: how do you know Frankie McDonald?
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: Like, you know who Frankie McDonald is, Like, yeah, he's
- 1:33:00Speaker 2: old Internet at this point, ye, yeah, it's royalty. We'll
- 1:33:04Speaker 2: take a break.
- 1:33:04Speaker 4: Who got some More of the Weekend audio next year
- 1:33:06Speaker 4: on The Woody Show six seven, what's onely you would say?
- 1:33:11Speaker 2: People?
- 1:33:11Speaker 6: At ninety three?
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: I would s the world, Well, you had no come
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: near my house.
- 1:33:22Speaker 11: The Woodies.
- 1:33:26Speaker 2: Their classic hip hop track Farring Back to Sea Bass.
- 1:33:33Speaker 2: More of the week in Audio. Fun little bit from
- 1:33:36Speaker 2: a guy in Jelly Old England, they're having of course
- 1:33:39Speaker 2: their NFL games. Was it the Jets and the who
- 1:33:42Speaker 2: the Broncos? Jets and Broncos most awful game of the season.
- 1:33:46Speaker 2: But the fun thing about British or European NFL fans
- 1:33:50Speaker 2: is oftentimes they have no idea why they're rooting for
- 1:33:52Speaker 2: a team.
- 1:33:53Speaker 4: Yeah, They're just there for the spectacle that is the NFL.
- 1:33:56Speaker 4: You want to come see it, all right?
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: And that is what this guy, Jay Lawrence, I think
- 1:33:59Speaker 2: he might be radio presenter over there. He just talked
- 1:34:01Speaker 2: to Jets fans walking into the stadium and ask them
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: why they like the Jets.
- 1:34:04Speaker 8: Excuse me?
- 1:34:05Speaker 2: Can I just ask why he sported the Jets quo
- 1:34:06Speaker 2: question because of the one TV serious.
- 1:34:10Speaker 10: King of Queens. He was a Jets supporters.
- 1:34:14Speaker 2: Let's go Jets, Jets? Jets? Did he just say?
- 1:34:19Speaker 18: G E T s say how the team with the
- 1:34:21Speaker 18: same surname as meself forty five years ago?
- 1:34:24Speaker 3: So just start out it depends of Jettings so and
- 1:34:29Speaker 3: just carried on from that.
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: Okay, the Jets had a d lineman his last name Jennings.
- 1:34:33Speaker 2: That's my name.
- 1:34:34Speaker 4: It's like, look, man, you gotta find something, you know,
- 1:34:36Speaker 4: King of quin you.
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: Connect or just or don't don't pretend to be a fan,
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, a fan. The Weekend Audio all right,
- 1:34:43Speaker 2: Speaking of Woody and his fandom, uh, he has shown
- 1:34:46Speaker 2: that he has a gigantic, throbbing, throbbing one for one
- 1:34:50Speaker 2: Madison Beer.
- 1:34:51Speaker 5: I just learned about her recently, exactly. I didn't know
- 1:34:53Speaker 5: she existed until about a month ago. It's with Chargers quarterback.
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: Right, and Woody. I. I don't know if you've noticed this,
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: but she was also with the Victoria's Secret fashion show
- 1:35:04Speaker 2: High five Bro, where she was in the Angels underwear
- 1:35:08Speaker 2: performing her a big hit. You know that one right,
- 1:35:11Speaker 2: make you Mine?
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: It's her song.
- 1:35:14Speaker 2: Yeah, so when you hear this, you'll know it's a
- 1:35:15Speaker 2: thick of Madison Beer.
- 1:35:27Speaker 4: Every every pop song her singer, to me, sounds exactly
- 1:35:31Speaker 4: the same.
- 1:35:32Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me that's Ariana Grande Suina Gomez. Sure well, sure, yeah,
- 1:35:37Speaker 2: that's good. But I reckon, because you're a pop singer.
- 1:35:39Speaker 5: You could tell each other apart, but you have to
- 1:35:42Speaker 5: be a pop singer to be able to tell the
- 1:35:43Speaker 5: difference herself.
- 1:35:45Speaker 2: It's one of those situations, you know, like the rest
- 1:35:47Speaker 2: of us were like, I don't know all those pop
- 1:35:50Speaker 2: singers look alike. You know, it wouldn't look as good
- 1:35:53Speaker 2: as the Angel Wings beer does broh check it out.
- 1:35:57Speaker 2: It wasn't on TV this year, but they have gone
- 1:35:59Speaker 2: away from the fats.
- 1:36:00Speaker 5: I would high five, but the hands are busy, and
- 1:36:02Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying, feel me, Greg?
- 1:36:07Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah, dog, my hands are busy.
- 1:36:10Speaker 2: Don't look now, Well, one hands got a Madison Beer's
- 1:36:13Speaker 2: got a real beer you yeah?
- 1:36:15Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm double beering the weekend on him?
- 1:36:19Speaker 2: All right, fun with old people. Okay, this is from
- 1:36:22Speaker 2: ABC seven. They found a lady Ann Angeletti who's one
- 1:36:27Speaker 2: hundred and one years old and still runs her own
- 1:36:31Speaker 2: jewelry shop. And I did not any sound effects. This
- 1:36:35Speaker 2: is from ABC seven.
- 1:36:36Speaker 7: Every week you can find Anne Angeletti on the move.
- 1:36:40Speaker 10: She's still bargaining.
- 1:36:41Speaker 9: Make it a better price, now a hundred?
- 1:36:49Speaker 2: I love her said. That's ABC seven, New York. By
- 1:36:52Speaker 2: the So, was she trying to buy an item? This
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: cell would may give me a better price because she's
- 1:36:57Speaker 2: a jewelry she's so she goes to the jewelry district
- 1:36:59Speaker 2: pie and it goes back to her shop and does whatever.
- 1:37:02Speaker 4: Okay, I'm one hundred to die.
- 1:37:08Speaker 2: Well, she is not. This is not her first rodeo.
- 1:37:11Speaker 2: She's been working her entire life. And again it's from
- 1:37:13Speaker 2: the all the all the other stuff that's from ABC
- 1:37:16Speaker 2: seven New York.
- 1:37:16Speaker 9: If I retire, I would die, So I cannot stay home.
- 1:37:22Speaker 1: Troops are on the moon.
- 1:37:23Speaker 7: She hasn't stayed home since her husband.
- 1:37:25Speaker 2: Went off to play in the World War Two and
- 1:37:27Speaker 2: rolled up her sleeves and went to work at the
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: Navy yard, then as a waitress.
- 1:37:31Speaker 10: But she always had a passion for fashion.
- 1:37:34Speaker 17: How many days a week do you come to work?
- 1:37:36Speaker 9: Six? My storm's open five days and Monday I go
- 1:37:43Speaker 9: into the city.
- 1:37:46Speaker 7: I feel like a lazy a hole right six about
- 1:37:50Speaker 7: one day.
- 1:37:50Speaker 10: I mean, that's why she's gonna crook. You're supposed to
- 1:37:52Speaker 10: stay busy every day week.
- 1:37:55Speaker 2: Sundays for church. Jerk face.
- 1:37:56Speaker 4: Yeah, she's doing something business.
- 1:37:58Speaker 2: Why is that?
- 1:38:00Speaker 5: Like they say God loves you and everything, But there's
- 1:38:02Speaker 5: so many stories about people they work their ass off
- 1:38:04Speaker 5: their entire life. They finally get the nerve up or whatever,
- 1:38:08Speaker 5: get the guts to retire, Like you know what, fine,
- 1:38:11Speaker 5: you know, I think I'm done because there's no purpose.
- 1:38:13Speaker 5: But I'm saying they do that and then that's when
- 1:38:15Speaker 5: life really kicks them the balls. That's when the thing happens.
- 1:38:18Speaker 5: II to get a heart attack or stroke.
- 1:38:21Speaker 7: Or down for a minute, you got like.
- 1:38:23Speaker 5: A tumor or something, and just retire like two months ago.
- 1:38:26Speaker 5: Can you give me like a year? Yeah, you couldn't
- 1:38:30Speaker 5: have done this when I was working.
- 1:38:31Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I gotta live now. Yeah, I'm gonna
- 1:38:34Speaker 2: go do everything when I retire.
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck with that, Walks.
- 1:38:40Speaker 2: One of Anne's tips is how she does with her customers.
- 1:38:45Speaker 9: See, I don't care if my customers don't buy. They
- 1:38:50Speaker 9: come in, we have coffee. I'm happy working every day.
- 1:38:55Speaker 4: The customers they come in, I get a little clamps
- 1:39:00Speaker 4: smacking with rosy to ribb.
- 1:39:03Speaker 2: Was in the war, I was so lonely.
- 1:39:07Speaker 7: How does she How does she rent if she's just
- 1:39:10Speaker 7: tabbing coffee?
- 1:39:11Speaker 2: Because that's all fix didn't come. That's how you build
- 1:39:14Speaker 2: a relationship, Gina. Not everything's transactional. That's right, money first, dumbass.
- 1:39:20Speaker 7: Yeah, all entrepreneurs in here, clearly.
- 1:39:24Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Hey look she's one hundred and one.
- 1:39:26Speaker 2: Must have worked for her.
- 1:39:26Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: This week in audio, all right, this is gonna be
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: another woody clip here. But I'm gonna need your aerospace
- 1:39:33Speaker 2: in uh not engineering, the aerospace expertise.
- 1:39:35Speaker 11: Uh huh.
- 1:39:35Speaker 2: This is a lady she was on She was on
- 1:39:38Speaker 2: a jet blue Airbus something or other okay, and she
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: claims that there was some weird noise which you're gonna
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: hear in this clip. You said in an airbus, Yeah,
- 1:39:46Speaker 2: Airbus three twenty Maybe I don't know, okay. She claims
- 1:39:48Speaker 2: she heard this weird noise on the jet and again,
- 1:39:51Speaker 2: the pilots didn't say anything, the flight attenant didn't say anything,
- 1:39:54Speaker 2: non the other passenger said anything. But she didn't like it,
- 1:39:56Speaker 2: so she called her boyfriend, who she claims a pilot
- 1:39:59Speaker 2: he heard the noise of for her phone and said
- 1:40:01Speaker 2: stop the play emergency. So she tries to jump through
- 1:40:06Speaker 2: the exit door and that's where the clip picks up.
- 1:40:08Speaker 1: Here.
- 1:40:09Speaker 16: Please off the plane, Please off the plane, stop the door.
- 1:40:24Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:40:25Speaker 4: So if it is an airbus, air buses are known for,
- 1:40:29Speaker 4: it's this one sound.
- 1:40:30Speaker 1: It kind of like.
- 1:40:35Speaker 2: You'll hear that like when you're still sitting at.
- 1:40:37Speaker 5: The gate or whatever. And it's a it's the power
- 1:40:39Speaker 5: transfer unit called the p t U. How about what
- 1:40:42Speaker 5: a he nailing that?
- 1:40:43Speaker 7: Yes? What every explanation I've read so far, and how
- 1:40:45Speaker 7: dump is your husband?
- 1:40:47Speaker 4: It's something to do with like the uh, like some
- 1:40:50Speaker 4: of the plane's hydraulic system.
- 1:40:52Speaker 2: Or something something like that.
- 1:40:53Speaker 5: It always I always thought it was like when there
- 1:40:55Speaker 5: were like you know, yeah, because I wondered about that before,
- 1:40:59Speaker 5: and I always thought it wasn't then We're are closing
- 1:41:00Speaker 5: like the luggage door, you know, to the cargo door,
- 1:41:04Speaker 5: and they were maybe like you know somehow like that
- 1:41:06Speaker 5: was what closed, like screwing shut yeah yeah, yeah, not that,
- 1:41:10Speaker 5: not like boulting it shut, but that was that was
- 1:41:12Speaker 5: the mechanism to secure the door.
- 1:41:14Speaker 4: I don't know, but yeah. Air buses are known for
- 1:41:17Speaker 4: making that noise.
- 1:41:18Speaker 7: But have you ever been like, what's that?
- 1:41:19Speaker 2: Everybody stopped because nobody's freaking out?
- 1:41:22Speaker 4: And I've heard it on other flights before and everything
- 1:41:25Speaker 4: was fine.
- 1:41:26Speaker 7: Yeah, if greg didn't freak out, it's fine.
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: Yeah. Well by all means you run around and try
- 1:41:31Speaker 2: to open the exit doors. Yeah, real smart?
- 1:41:32Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
- 1:41:33Speaker 2: This weekend audio another for one for what do you hear?
- 1:41:35Speaker 2: This is a how do they OWI? And this is
- 1:41:38Speaker 2: somebody who's, as you're gonna hear, hurts himself real bad
- 1:41:41Speaker 2: siren alert. So if you're driving these sirens are in
- 1:41:43Speaker 2: the cliff, you're not hearing them. Guess around the room.
- 1:41:46Speaker 2: How did this person hurt themselves? How they OWI are
- 1:42:03Speaker 2: they in an ambulance? Amblance? Are they in a police car?
- 1:42:08Speaker 4: Uh?
- 1:42:09Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe they're trying to free them out of your clue.
- 1:42:11Speaker 2: His username is dancing Moto.
- 1:42:13Speaker 7: Dancing, so I think he did the splits and pull
- 1:42:20Speaker 7: ripped a groin muscle.
- 1:42:21Speaker 5: I'm getting I'm getting caught up by the sirens because
- 1:42:23Speaker 5: then I'm thinking, I'm thinking there's something like where he's
- 1:42:25Speaker 5: running from the cops or something like that, but dancing moto.
- 1:42:30Speaker 5: Then then you think, oh, we've heard himself doing some
- 1:42:32Speaker 5: stupid dance thing.
- 1:42:33Speaker 1: But yeah, right, and then impaled.
- 1:42:37Speaker 2: I want to say, what he is? Your winner, because yes, indeed,
- 1:42:39Speaker 2: he's a motorcycle driver who likes to do stunts, and
- 1:42:41Speaker 2: in this case, he was fleeing from the highway patrol
- 1:42:45Speaker 2: on on wet roads in Georgia. Uh, he not only
- 1:42:51Speaker 2: hit the side of a cop car up upon stopping
- 1:42:55Speaker 2: for him, rolled over him. Unfortunately for you, But one
- 1:43:03Speaker 2: of those guys, you know you seem all the time.
- 1:43:04Speaker 2: I'm gonna go one hundred and thirty and uh, it's
- 1:43:07Speaker 2: just from my Instagram, which I don't know how the
- 1:43:09Speaker 2: instagram keeps his guy on so critical condition. And another
- 1:43:12Speaker 2: bad bad news though Woodie, he has raised like seven
- 1:43:15Speaker 2: grand for his gofund Now most of the comments on
- 1:43:18Speaker 2: his Instagram videos are like, f you jack ass, this
- 1:43:21Speaker 2: is what you get, you.
- 1:43:22Speaker 1: Know, loser.
- 1:43:23Speaker 7: He'll be able to buy a band aid and a
- 1:43:25Speaker 7: handful of advil at the hospital with seven thousand, right, Yeah,
- 1:43:28Speaker 7: hopefully a bunch of metal screws to he's gonna need.
- 1:43:30Speaker 3: Ah, yes, us, what's up?
- 1:43:53Speaker 2: I can I ask, by the way, every single motorcycle
- 1:43:55Speaker 2: driver out there, why now is it standard gear that
- 1:43:58Speaker 2: everyone has to wear a GoPro case something happens, because
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: you want to you hope, you hope you get in
- 1:44:05Speaker 2: the wreck. You hope you're gonna be able to know
- 1:44:06Speaker 2: if you hope you get the guy sides wife. You
- 1:44:08Speaker 2: hope something bad happened.
- 1:44:10Speaker 5: There are more people that have the dash cams now
- 1:44:12Speaker 5: than ever because there are so many stammers. Yeah, how
- 1:44:15Speaker 5: many times you've seen these lying liars that back up
- 1:44:18Speaker 5: into you or do these other things. It's clearly a scam.
- 1:44:20Speaker 5: To begin with. So, especially when you're on a motorcycle,
- 1:44:23Speaker 5: they're always going to blame the motorcycle first, well, as
- 1:44:25Speaker 5: they should.
- 1:44:26Speaker 2: Because it's almost always a motorcycle's fault. With that, almost
- 1:44:29Speaker 2: all you might capture a cool Instagram video, That's what
- 1:44:32Speaker 2: I'm thinking, Yes, yes, yeah, that's awesome.
- 1:44:35Speaker 4: Even waiting to be aggrieved in my theory, I go
- 1:44:40Speaker 4: to go close out of the zoom app and what
- 1:44:43Speaker 4: do I see? I see my boss still on camera
- 1:44:47Speaker 4: laying on the ground with the dose out and there
- 1:44:50Speaker 4: was a stranger panut butter on them. The Woody Show,
- 1:44:57Speaker 4: It's jump right back in and wrap up this round
- 1:44:58Speaker 4: of this week in audio, Well.
- 1:45:00Speaker 2: We served he was some medicine beer talk, and some
- 1:45:02Speaker 2: guy getting run over by the cops talk.
- 1:45:04Speaker 4: So let's talk about a little Buddy Menace.
- 1:45:05Speaker 1: Okay, it is his birthday month, and what.
- 1:45:08Speaker 2: A birthday president was to have two of Menas's favorite
- 1:45:11Speaker 2: things come together. Kim Kardashian on call her.
- 1:45:14Speaker 6: Okay, what was the bad news? I thought would be
- 1:45:18Speaker 6: Kylie Jenner? Oh, she came out as a song. I
- 1:45:21Speaker 6: thought you were even having music. I stay tuned for that,
- 1:45:23Speaker 6: all right. So the biggest clip that is coming out?
- 1:45:27Speaker 6: Is the call her daddy? Girl asked Kim Kardashian, like,
- 1:45:30Speaker 6: what how much does it cost? Like all your skincare
- 1:45:32Speaker 6: all together? And in answering that, Kim Kardashian fully admitted
- 1:45:36Speaker 6: that she is much like some you know, Bill Gates
- 1:45:39Speaker 6: and George Bush, that she just doesn't she doesn't don't
- 1:45:42Speaker 6: know what regular people's stuff costs.
- 1:45:44Speaker 5: But also like when it comes to that kind of stuff,
- 1:45:46Speaker 5: I'm sure she doesn't even buy it. Yeah, sure you
- 1:45:51Speaker 5: are the more free stuffing Kylie.
- 1:45:52Speaker 6: Doesn't she have like skin stuff or whatever it is
- 1:45:55Speaker 6: that Kylie.
- 1:45:57Speaker 2: So she's got a hook up there. So here's Kim's answering.
- 1:45:59Speaker 17: All right, I'd like to know a little bit more
- 1:46:01Speaker 17: about what like a milk carton cost, And I don't
- 1:46:04Speaker 17: have a concept of what like certain simple things cost.
- 1:46:08Speaker 17: It could be a million dollars right cheap?
- 1:46:11Speaker 7: Babe?
- 1:46:12Speaker 4: It looks great, yeah, babe, babe.
- 1:46:14Speaker 7: Yeah, it's literally that line from Arrested Development. How much
- 1:46:18Speaker 7: could a banana be? Michael ten dollars?
- 1:46:22Speaker 2: Yeah, not going to the store.
- 1:46:24Speaker 6: I remember it was a big deal when she was
- 1:46:25Speaker 6: dating Pete Davison. Pete Davison took her kids to Walmart,
- 1:46:30Speaker 6: and people were like blown away.
- 1:46:31Speaker 5: Like yeah, even like can you get to you get
- 1:46:34Speaker 5: to a certain point, and maybe you're not even looking
- 1:46:36Speaker 5: at the prices. You don't have to be Kardashian rich.
- 1:46:38Speaker 5: And there are people who are like that. They don't
- 1:46:40Speaker 5: look for sure, they don't look at the price. Would
- 1:46:42Speaker 5: never be but you have a general but at least
- 1:46:44Speaker 5: you have a general idea.
- 1:46:45Speaker 7: Yeah, of what you know?
- 1:46:47Speaker 2: Somebody you can ask.
- 1:46:48Speaker 4: Greg right now, Greg, how much is a gallon of
- 1:46:50Speaker 4: milk at your store?
- 1:46:51Speaker 1: I believe it's three eighty nine. There you go, avocado
- 1:46:56Speaker 1: on sale two for three dollars. How about a pack
- 1:47:01Speaker 1: of toilet tissue? Ooh, probably twelve ninety nine? Yeah, for
- 1:47:06Speaker 1: how many roles?
- 1:47:07Speaker 2: Well, kind of you get?
- 1:47:09Speaker 1: You know, what's your brand whatever? I don't care so
- 1:47:11Speaker 1: long as it's two ply and soft. If it's on sale,
- 1:47:14Speaker 1: I'll get it. I'm not brand loyal, all right.
- 1:47:17Speaker 2: Don't care. This weekend audio Menace another clip. All right,
- 1:47:21Speaker 2: this is actually kind of interesting because of the opinion
- 1:47:24Speaker 2: of Kim Kardashian typically is not super interesting, but she
- 1:47:26Speaker 2: has been around a lot of interesting people, like her
- 1:47:28Speaker 2: ex husband and a friend of Menace and Woodies tany West.
- 1:47:32Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my friend's right, Yeah, you're buddy.
- 1:47:35Speaker 2: Yeah. So obviously the manic side of manic depressive is
- 1:47:39Speaker 2: when people just do things, and sometimes these things aren't logical.
- 1:47:42Speaker 2: And Kim tells us about one of those occasions.
- 1:47:44Speaker 17: We had like five Lamborghinis and I'd come home and
- 1:47:47Speaker 17: they'd all be gone, you know, if he was in
- 1:47:49Speaker 17: an episode and I'd be like, oh, wait, where's all
- 1:47:51Speaker 17: our cars, like my new car, and it would be like, oh,
- 1:47:54Speaker 17: he gave him away to all of his friends. And
- 1:47:56Speaker 17: then I'd be like, huh okay, right.
- 1:48:01Speaker 2: Now in the store and get that that cart and
- 1:48:04Speaker 2: the milk. How am I supposed to get that milk.
- 1:48:06Speaker 1: Carton or square? I have come around on her, but
- 1:48:10Speaker 1: I like Kim Kardashian. She is a good actress.
- 1:48:13Speaker 7: I like that she's a lawyer.
- 1:48:14Speaker 2: Yeah, give her credit. She's improving herself.
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: She's a good actress.
- 1:48:17Speaker 2: She is.
- 1:48:18Speaker 1: She was in American Horror Stories, and she's better.
- 1:48:21Speaker 2: Does the American Horror Story just put all kind of
- 1:48:24Speaker 2: random people.
- 1:48:27Speaker 1: Thought as an actor before that?
- 1:48:29Speaker 8: Right?
- 1:48:31Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:48:33Speaker 2: She's good. Better than one more clip this week in audio,
- 1:48:37Speaker 2: since men has asked for it. Kylie Jenner has a
- 1:48:39Speaker 2: new single out. Apparently there was some rumor that she
- 1:48:42Speaker 2: was the singer behind a song years ago and this
- 1:48:44Speaker 2: room that she was talented, and that's not the case.
- 1:48:47Speaker 2: Here's the new song. Well, but apparently she decided, Okay,
- 1:48:49Speaker 2: I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna actually sing for this band.
- 1:48:51Speaker 1: Whatever it is.
- 1:48:51Speaker 2: It's called Fourth Strike.
- 1:48:53Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Kylie Jenner.
- 1:49:01Speaker 2: It sounds like the other thing we heard, veryeble.
- 1:49:04Speaker 10: Yeah, it's auto tuned like Bray.
- 1:49:08Speaker 1: So listen to this.
- 1:49:08Speaker 2: Listen, listen to that, and then listen to the other one, Cynthia,
- 1:49:19Speaker 2: We'll go yeah, and then.
- 1:49:24Speaker 1: I mean this is sexier though.
- 1:49:25Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like they want to be rulers Hill Ray,
- 1:49:28Speaker 2: but they are, you know, Greg. Well, this weekend audio here, it.
- 1:49:35Speaker 4: Took a quick break. We got some more Woodies show
- 1:49:37Speaker 4: coming up for you next.
- 1:49:38Speaker 11: Hang on the Woody Show.
- 1:49:43Speaker 5: All right, well, ty to wrap up here on this
- 1:49:45Speaker 5: Thursday morning. Yeah, yeah, because you know now the Thursday
- 1:49:49Speaker 5: is done now onto Friday, damn it.
- 1:49:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
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- 1:50:01Speaker 4: Delivery Driver Appreciation Week continued on the Trending news Headlines,
- 1:50:05Speaker 4: the Weekend Audio, that and more on the Thursday Podcast.
- 1:50:08Speaker 4: Tomorrow is Friday. Everybody showing up Friday on The Woody Show.
- 1:50:14Speaker 5: Another chance to win your tickets for Dodgers Game five
- 1:50:18Speaker 5: in the Woody Show Stadium Club Box seats seven am
- 1:50:21Speaker 5: and eight am tomorrow morning. We'll have the songs that
- 1:50:23Speaker 5: you're listening for in those hours for your last chances
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- 1:50:30Speaker 5: alter Ego tickets Tomorrow. We're gonna have Sea Bass on
- 1:50:34Speaker 5: your side, much like you know the local news or
- 1:50:37Speaker 5: whatever has that reporter on your side.
- 1:50:40Speaker 4: Hoping out menaces, late night.
- 1:50:41Speaker 5: Monologue, weekend Revieway, Friday fail stories, the duiq that, and
- 1:50:46Speaker 5: anything else that we can do to get through the
- 1:50:47Speaker 5: morning and in the weekend as quickly as possible.
- 1:50:49Speaker 2: Happening Tomorrow Friday here on The Woody Show. Yeah, Hey,
- 1:50:53Speaker 2: if you got for it's in the meantime.
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- 1:51:02Speaker 5: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom, please and never trust
- 1:51:05Speaker 5: a dog to guard your sandwich or a human to
- 1:51:08Speaker 5: ignore free pizza.
- 1:51:11Speaker 4: Even when it's bad.
- 1:51:12Speaker 2: It's good, I know, right, so they'll eat it.
- 1:51:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:51:15Speaker 4: As much as Sea Bass complains about donuts from that
- 1:51:18Speaker 4: one place that we get donuts.
- 1:51:20Speaker 1: From every once in a while, they seem to disappear fast,
- 1:51:22Speaker 1: his fat ass.
- 1:51:23Speaker 2: Is still in there digging through them.
- 1:51:24Speaker 4: Yeah whatever, Yeah, all.
- 1:51:28Speaker 2: Right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, you got it.
- 1:51:29Speaker 5: Winn two hours commercial free all ninety eight to seven
- 1:51:32Speaker 5: music is next the Morning Music Marathon with Kristen Leimone
- 1:51:36Speaker 5: another chance between now and eleven o'clock to win your
- 1:51:38Speaker 5: tickets for Alter Ego as well. Thank you so much
- 1:51:41Speaker 5: for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
- 1:51:43Speaker 5: You know we love it, appreciate you for that.
- 1:51:45Speaker 2: The rest of you guys can suck it and we
- 1:51:47Speaker 2: will catch you back here on Friday.
- 1:51:48Speaker 4: Have a great day. SMD double M.
- 1:51:51Speaker 2: I quit this bitch,